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Awwww but I like the other thread

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

That thread will always be with you

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Myers is throwing a 1-hitter!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/sanchez'd hopefully

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 27, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

score runs giants team

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 27, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohai Madbum.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Score some runs

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo’s due.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh right, because he's swinging at slop.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOOKEH

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this is the clear winner

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I didn’t expect that one to carry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Question:

so have we officially forgiven Schmidt for wearing Dodger Blue?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ve thanked him, actually.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it was a great contract for giants fans

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, he was a replacement level pitcher for the Dodgers

while making 15 mil a year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He helped bankrupt them. Nothing to forgive.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was never mad he left.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering he barely wore it

and took a lot of money from them? yes.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure:

he had his best years with the Giants.

by Tristram on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a secret agent.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Panda

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going to be a quick inning.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt, please take a couple of pitches

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked when they talked about Marvin Bernard and his belly fire

is belly fire like steroids?

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This offense is lulling me to sllleeeeppp …. zzzzzz.

by non sequitur on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh 1 pitch 4-3

Is that Aubrey Huff in a Pablo disguise?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Not enough for Huff to have one spot in the lineup?

by Tristram on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it fo MLB!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I blinked and missed 2/3 an inning

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Willie Mays

From 1954-1966…

Won 2 MVP’s, finished in the top 6 in the MVP voting in ten consecutive years from ‘57-’66 where he was also an All-Star and won the Gold Glove in each of those years.

Crazy good.

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Willy who?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard if you call him Willie, he doesn’t talk to you.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that guy was pretty good.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

borderline hall of famer, perhaps?

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, I don't know

He was good, but not great

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite sure he's WoF material

I mean, Marvin Bernard made the WoF. This Mays guy could never stand up to him

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost marvin benard good

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

apollo 18..anyone else interested?

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curious

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looks ridiculous

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the Blair Moon Project?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so….startled

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt, step out, pull up your socks, get some pine tar

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This is Brett Myers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

4.95 ERA

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.40 WHIP

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are the Giants

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What inning?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt got destroyed by that pitch again

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone knows how you feel about this.

by Ursa Major on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have we established if this is a troll or not yet?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

has many characteristics

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems kind of like it.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I don't think so

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m usually wrong about this. I have a soft spot for outsiders. Then they turn on me and I murder them.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think it's a female

she stays!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn EEOC regulations.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ETOC perhaps

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not professional enough.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BeLOLt

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. 3-4-5 hitters down in 6 pitches.

by non sequitur on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Awwww

2 Ks on 6 pitches and that lady tore her giraffe hat off!

by diamondnerd on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

awww that was sad

that girl took off her Baby Giraffe Hat after Belt K’d!

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

she said

“dammit, getting my money back – hat has not hits in it”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you crazy lip readers and your conspiracies! This is why I always wear a communicate through the interweb!

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

bandwagoner!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW 'ER OUT!

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Brandon

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

there is medication for that

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Swardson did a commercial for it on his show

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp is still in the clubhouse taking a leak

“what’s the hurry?”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yum

I had Inn and Out for dinner

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that the continental at the Holiday Inn?

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

In-N-Out

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I’m a jerk. I apologize

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made Carne Asada

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you order the Tim Lincecum?

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lawl

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like a manta ray amputee.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man clearly thinks he is both all that, as well as a bag of potato chips.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that rotorueter?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a nanosecond away from making the same joke.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rotorueter is Allison Janney

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Kaiser.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THRIVE

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Kaiser

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAT SOME CELERY

THEN MAYBE YOU’LL BE HEALTHY AND INTELLIGENT, LIKE ME, ALLISON JANNEY.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys shook hands!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST KIDDING ROTORUETER

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was related to Hurricane Irene for a second

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Maryland?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

New York. I see Long Island.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

mexico?

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 27, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vietnam looks like to me.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I didn't look at the sl

and I thought that was a state in the Northeast

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least there’s the Niners

Fuck

by Rdubya on Aug 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Their offensive is better than the Giants

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not by much

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's close

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

offensively better? Or offensively offensive

What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
Well, I heard you, Fraggle-Stick car. Fine

by downhill upheaval on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im going to assume that was NOT a typo and agree with you

by Rdubya on Aug 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

no typo

What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
Well, I heard you, Fraggle-Stick car. Fine

by downhill upheaval on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today's TD alone is more than the Giants scored runs

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the defense that scored

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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The defense is the offense

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Than that’s beyond sad since the niners offense looks atrocious today.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Meyers is throwing a 1-hitter,

and Joe Saunders has only given up one run.

Fuck this noise.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT GRANT

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I literally just yelled “WOAHHH”

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE HOBBIT

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Fonty!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HALFMAN!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

nice throw, Fonty

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTY!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THE SHIRE

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FonteMAYBE!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I see your “FonteMaybe” and raise you a “FonteYES”
dude gets on base as a lead off and catches balls with his glove

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just trying to be different

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it, but save it for when he needs a downgrade ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a great throw to first, too. Daaaaayum.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ragin cajun!

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i ♥ him

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

A whopping 6 feet high.

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk seriously still thinks Carlos Lee is one of the top hitters in baseball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Counterpoint

Kruk watches the Giants every night.

by diamondnerd on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yes

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Huff

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

nice throw, Huffy

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Aubrey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA HUFF NOW

What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
Well, I heard you, Fraggle-Stick car. Fine

by downhill upheaval on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF. DUMBASS.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just.......lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMN IT AUBREY

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STELLAR DEFENSE BY HUFF

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Huff fucking sucks.

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit Huff

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you Huff

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i think thats PtB's job

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff cant make that throw

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank goodness the Hobbit was there to cut that off.

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by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTSDEFENSE

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by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

#FREEBELT

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Now a run will score.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Gosh darn it.

That’s right. I said it.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you bite your tongue!

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: So if the consensus

is that we consider Schmidt “Special Agent” for stealing money from the Dodgers, does it mean that Zito goes into the A’s Hall of Fame with Honors?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really

because the As/Giants thing isn’t nearly what the Dodgers/Giants is.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d have to ask A’s fans. Might be a difficult task.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's fans would have to be glad that

Zito didn’t sign for what they could have afforded which would have even been half of the Giants’ contract. Dodged that bullet.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

open base

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM ERIC

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Hayes looks like the love child of Schmidt and Huff

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

On you, Huff.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks Huff

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Beltran didn’t look like he was running very hard after that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball looked very reachable.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying selfish

Just based on how hard he was running, I didn’t think that was going to drop

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s no brace.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a space station?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the ladies in NY called it.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate slows up to catch that one if he’s healthy.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But maybe that’s his top speed.

I usually watch the OFs to gauge how well a ball is hit and he didn’t look like he was really running too hard.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did yell “Healthy Nate would have caught that!!!” but I almost always say that on a play to right.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, hey. Whaddya know.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU HUFF. FUCK YOU BELTRAN RANGE

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMN IT AUBREY

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks a fucking lot, Huff.

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll come right out and say it.

Beltran is fucking awful in right field.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

well crud

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by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate is injured

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was there no throw home?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That's harsh, man.

I mean it’s not his fault he’s not fast enough.

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

Huffs throw got that guy to second he made a shitty throw

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

I thought you meant he didn’t get there in time to catch it.

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Beltran in RF

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

I just tuned in a few minutes ago. My bad….

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone on TV yelled “Way to go Huff!” after the run scored. At the games I’ve been to the crowd has been unloading on Huff.

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by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet again, playing Huff fucks us over

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL defense

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense has failed Surkamp

he is probably thinking that the quality in defense is equal in AA as it is in the Majors

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Huff costs us another game. Great job front office. Great job Bochy. Fuck every single one of you and your loved ones

What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
Well, I heard you, Fraggle-Stick car. Fine

by downhill upheaval on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That just seems cruel

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Didn’t this front office and Bochy win ya’ll a World Series last year?

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK
it was actually magic

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've been flat out awful this year

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they won IN SPITE of Botchy and the front office.

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by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait until the Pirates do that some year.

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was too mean.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the players did.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT

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by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

(I still <3 huff)

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call for it idiots

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

VOMITS.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Giraffe

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross almost smacked him in the face

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GIANTS

STOP BEING ON-FIELD FUCK-UPS.

Kisses,
Solidarity

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross wasn't yelling he got it

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt is never playing gain

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

or again

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, about time to make dinner

this game doesn’t need my full attention

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, it's an earned run

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants would already have been losing to any other team by now.

God we suck. You know you suck when you only win via errors and double plays. I’ve been waiting for this all season.

Kr00nsquad

by wanna Ishikawa? on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Ross and Belt get into a fistfight over it.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re seething now. Tuning up those rage violins.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe KnK will send a baseball down for Ross so he doesn’t feel left out.

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by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i lol'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLUBHOUSE CHEMISTRY RUINED

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELTRAN

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 27, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is the number one reason the Giants won’t see the playoffs this year

by SFCaliCat on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Id go with Scott Cousins

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even then

I’d still give it to the negative WAR 1B.

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if you factor the games that Belt hasn’t been playing, it’s a difference of maybe 3 wins. Posey is worth at least that many.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff has cost us 1 win this season

If Posey is a 5 WAR player, and Stewartside is worth .5 WAR, Cousins cost us about 3.5 wins.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

injury to posey?

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

incorrect?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negative

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Cousins

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will blame ... Scott Cousins

Yes, one missing man IS that important.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, at least he didn't drop it

I guess

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so, so fucking sick of watching these guys not able to handle pop-ups. I hate it more than losing, I hate it more than not hitting. This is basic, elementary shit. I don’t even consider it a fucking skill. OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND YELL AT EACH OTHER WHO HAS IT!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff Sucks!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp seems to be an odd combination

Of the most hittable fastball and unhittable breaking pitches.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Score runs, you dolts.

…What’s that? Huff, Ross, and Stewart?

Fuck it, we’ll try again in the 6th.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

did you just snow on me?

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 27, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA

CUBANO FLAME WITH THE MIAMI NUTS

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

rubs hands together thinking of 6th inning

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ice Cube got a snow job.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff keeps talking about where this team would be if they could hit

Huff, just shut the fuck up and try to play defense. You are fucking awful all the way around.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

lololol
SamMillerOCR Sam Miller
My wife knows exactly this much about baseball: “Posey broke his leg? He could have won a Cy Young! Except they always give to pitchers.”

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t stop giggling at this, sounds like my mom

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the worst offense in the game

Not 2nd or 3rd to last, but LAST.

It isn’t going to get better.

by diamondnerd on Aug 27, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It almost can't get worse.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This offense is so gay.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took me a second, but ICWYDT.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUTRAGED

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lazy chop

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAEG!!!!!!!!!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAEGI!!!!!!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they'll accidentally DFA Romo again

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps. Probably send Belt and Surkamp down

What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
Well, I heard you, Fraggle-Stick car. Fine

by downhill upheaval on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont swing huff or its a ground out.

What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
Well, I heard you, Fraggle-Stick car. Fine

by downhill upheaval on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ALERT:
Arizona Diamondbacks P David Hernandez left the game in the 8th inning after being struck by a line drive.

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

I hope he’s ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope it wasn’t serious

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Reminds me of Joe Martinez. Hope he’s OK

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff, take 3 pitches

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BBUFF

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Now those are my kind of women

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer babes from Half Moon Bay?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one may have been inebriated.

by QuakeFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that why she couldn't stop blinking?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

E BB Huff

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

gamer babes from half moon bay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too :(

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, we all know they’re not on the interwebz, amirite? =P

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAuBBrey

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Showing chicks chugging?

“Gamer babes”? C’mon guys.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, their game babes, anyway.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're

dammit

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guzman almost went yard

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, stopping giving him strike one and two, you clowns.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

When was the last time

Cody actually swung at a fastball down Broadway and actually hit it?

by diamondnerd on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The World Series?

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do pop-ups count?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010 NLCS game 1

That was good.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

88 MPH fastball down the middle

/takes

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by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

If he swung he probably would have just popped it up.

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by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or hit Lou Seal with his bat

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucille I or Lucille II?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres continue the fine tradition of sucking hard

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Except when they play the Giants. :/

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
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by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what exactly constitutes a gamer babe from half moon bay?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Tank tops and beer

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently a female giant fan

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Krukow knows

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sluttiness.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Female

2) at a baseball game

3) on camera

4) noticed by Kruk and Kuip.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geography and TOPography

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

boobs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, now you get it!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF does that even mean?!

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in love with my new computer BTW

watching the 49ers and Giants at the same time, and keeping up with a MCC GDT and the thing hasn’t even sputtered. I’m Nerdgasming like crazy.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

what is it

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue footage of flopping gold fish

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 inch MBP 2.7 i7

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh i7

hott

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's soooo hot

8 GB of ram too. It’s really kind of overkill.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck i want that kind of RAM

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

blush

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 7 gigs

And I bet I got my computer for $500 less than BL =)

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That argument is soooo tired

I’m guessing you’re not an apple person

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I own an iPod that I love dearly

But I like my computers to have a lot of power, and you pay a pretty big premium for that on Mac.

If I could get a mac with the exact same specs that I have on my PC for the same price, I absolutely would. No doubt about it. But I can’t.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. If you could afford a Mac, you’d have one. But you can’t, so you don’t.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SICK BERNE

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I could afford a mac! But the difference in hardware between a mac and a PC at the same price point is rather large.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

because the hardware also includes how well they’re built. And how enjoyable they are to use. And the Mac fucking destroys in both of those categories.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you are the biggest mac fanboy in the world

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he had to choose between Alex Smith and a mac who would he choose?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

not really. There’s apple stuff that I don’t like. But when I use something like a Dell or HP or Lenovo, then compare it to a mac..there’s really not a comparison.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solution:

Build your own PC. High quality and cheap.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the two reasons I mentioned

You can buy higher quality parts at cheaper prices

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s not hard.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like growing my own food or building my own house!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's always the one person in these arguments

who built his own PC and thinks that every other person in the world should do it too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone in these arguments is always so evangelical about what they use

just use what you use and let everyone else do the same.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me personally

I don’t mean to say that everyone should use macs, just clarifying why I like them so much

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE THEY’RE SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING ELSE

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY THING IS BETTER THAN YOUR THING

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to go back and look at what you were saying to GiantPain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well BL was being happy and I was being happy with him then GP comes along and goes HEY LET ME IRK YOU THE WAY I DO

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fans don’t deserve happiness. Only those with class do.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I wasn’t really looking for an argument. Just gushing over how much I like my computer.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we know better.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I imagine you thinking this every time you say something online.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for everyone

I just think it’s an option that isn’t explored enough. People think it’s the hardest thing in the world and it really isn’t

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it’s explored exactly as much as it ought to be

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not that hard

but it’s more work than 95% of people can do.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of things that aren’t explored enough.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that

was not a real big fan.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've done it

But I didn’t like being my own tech support.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheap PCs are such utter crap.

If I was going to go back to PCs, it’d be for a pretty damn spiffy one. Mac can’t really compete at the top end, but they’re not really trying to.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's funny

is that high-end production professionals still prefer Mac Pros, even with the gap in performance/money

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the profession.

I know they are very popular with photographers and some video editors, but Mac has never really pretended to be on the cutting edge, specs wise.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, definitely not

but a LOT of video production work is also done on macs

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Video editors, video production.

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

video editors

NOT ANYMORE fcpx

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is

You can build a PC any way you like. Macs are too proprietary for my taste.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not for everyone, that's for sure

I sometimes don’t like how controlled everything is, but because it’s all controlled, it all works together really well. It’s a bit of a tradeoff though.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

For desktops, I would always consider just building it yourself. Though, desktops nowadays appear to be more for power users, and the tablet and laptop/notebook are more the mainstream.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely true

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“power user” eh. Sounds more like the late 1970s home brew computer club to me.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be specific

Desktops are now more for gamers, video editors, or whatever else needs some good well…power in their system.

The average person is perfectly fine with their tablet/laptop.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be the gaming thing. I’ve never really understood that subculture.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, watching people play stuff like Crysis 2 on a top-end PC in 1080p is just jaw-dropping.

That said, I have no interest in shelling out all my cash for a PC tower with its own aqueduct.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s like porn. I’m addicted to porn; I’m not happy about it, and I’ve found ways to not let it cost me so much, but it does drive the video and bandwidth factors of the Internet.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

.....yes

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually just looking at replacing my Tower recently.

Specifically, something I could go with a water-cooling set-up.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not much of a gamer

Maybe an hour or two of starcraft every week.

But I like a powerful desktop so that I can watch the game fullscreen on one monitor while reading the gamethread on the other without any slowness.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

......I'm doing that now on my tiny little laptop FWIW

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah

My desktop was $900. How much did that laptop run you?

=)

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

600 after I sell my 2 year old one for 300 less than I paid for IT

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it is though

because that counts

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

How much you sold your last laptop for doesn’t count, because you could have also sold it any bought a PC.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

but then in 2 or 3 years when I go to sell this one, I will be able to get a lot more than I would for any PC. As I’ve been saying over and over. So in the long term you get back most of the extra $ you spend up front.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you’re sitting at your desktop.

He’s in an independent coffee house sipping a $6 latte!

/actually probably not in the Dakotas

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

yeah, not so much. Though when I was in portland I sat in a coffee shop on my mac and felt very much in place.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s me.

($4 latte. honestly.)

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you double monitor people

I envy you so much

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have the double monitor set-up too.

I can never go back!

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by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure your vast data sheets on voters require the raw power and stability of Windows.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, here, for example

The $2,500 dollar mac pro has

2.8 gHZ quad core processor

3gb RAM

1 TB hard drive

ATI Radeon HD 5770 with 1GB GDDR5

A 2,400 dollar HP desktop has

3.33 gHZ SIX CORE processor

12 gb of ram (4 times as much!)

2 TB HD

1GB DDR3 Radeon HD 6570 [DVI, HDMI. VGA adapter]

You can talk all you want about the OS or how well it’s built.

That is a fucking massive technological gap.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could build that for $1500

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes

when you’re talking super high-end production machines it gets very spendy. But that’s not what I’m in the market for. I’m fine with paying a few hundred bucks more for a laptop, because I’ll have more fun using it while I have it, and when I go to sell it it will hold its value a lot better.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. That’s why I replaced my dumb Toshiba with the MBP.

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Case in point

I’m selling my “old” computer now, and it’s going to get 700+ bucks on ebay. Which means I really only paid 600 for my new one. And in 2 years, it will be worth at least that much on ebay.

Good luck getting that with an HP or Dell that you buy for 600

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn't just the high end

$1,200 dollar Macbook Pro

13 inch screen.

2.3 gHZ dual-core processor.

Integrated graphics card

4gb RAM

$1,000 dollar HP laptop

17.3 inch screen

2.9 gHZ QUAD-CORE processor

Dedicated radeon graphics card

8gb RAM

The technological gap exists at all price points, and it is large at all price points.

If you like macs, that’s great, I like them a lot too. But you are pay a massive premium relative to the hardware.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much could you sell that HP for in 2 years?

I guarantee it won’t be as much.

Also, FWIW, I wouldn’t want a 17.3" laptop. What’s the point of having a laptop that’s that big??

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

First question:

Would that HP work in 2 years?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we know they won't even be making computers in 2 years

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My HP laptop is 7 years old, works fine

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a 3-year-old HP 17.3" laptop and it works great.

by QuakeFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you work with video/graphics?

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

I carry my laptop everywhere, need a small one that’s also powerful enough

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what this thread needed!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you asked what’s the point of having a laptop that big.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

just seems ginoooormous to me

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems small to me.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWS - wait.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the 15" because I wanted the screen real estate.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be nice

but still a bit cumbersome for my taste

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. It’s strange. But after slumming it for six months with a 13" white macbook, I realized I wanted a bigger screen. Not because I needed it. But because I wanted it.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use a 15.4",

and couldn’t imagine using anything smaller than that.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Lion

you can get away with having a smaller screen a lot better than you could before

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still feels like eye strain city.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

well the resolution is only 1280x800

so not too bad really. But if you’re used to a bigger screen it would probably be tough

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironically I don’t’ like using Lion’s full-screen feature because on a 1400×900 screen, a lot of it is just too big!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes sense

there are a few websites that I have to zoom in on even on a smaller screen

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I’ve seen a ton of photographers with the 17" beasts.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not ultraportable

But you try taking a desktop on a trip vs that.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, I don't, I promise!

But, like, I don’t want to spend more than $1,000 on a computer.

For that much money, I can get an extremely powerful PC desktop or a well-appointed PC laptop.

For that much money from apple, I can get…

The cheapest macbook air, OR a Mac Mini. Those are literally the only two options.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s nice.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not for everyone

but people who think the way you do (SPECS ARE EVERYTHING) don’t and will never understand the way that people who like apple products think. It’s about more than specs per dollar.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's about the ability to rub it in other people's faces!

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works for some people

but not me. I’m much more interested in my personal experience than in what other people think about what I own

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, you’re a good person! I’m not.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh, it used to be

Now though every laptop in the cafe is a Mac on most days. And I don’t want to go to Oakland just to show off; I’d get shot.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don't have an iPhone... well, you don't have an iPhone.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant marketing.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it is.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't need as much power to have a mac with similar performance

the OS is that much better.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s not a Mac, so it doesn’t count.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonus points.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

especially since Lion came out, OSX is so far ahead of windows that it’s truly laughable.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Windows 7?

You follow me, I'll follow you

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol n00b to bondslegend

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Some kind of Peach 2.0, right?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orange Micro

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

installed on it?

You follow me, I'll follow you

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually do have windows 7 installed

but seriously, LOL WINDOWS

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like making people laugh. So my mission is complete today

You follow me, I'll follow you

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What computer?

I’ll be buying one soon. Would like some opinions.

by Fila429 on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 inch MBP that came out earlier this year

you can get them on the refurbished apple store for a pretty good discount. Tiny little computer that works amazingly well

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still using my 13 white mac book I got in 2006.

Longest I’ve had a laptop. Good quality stuff.

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by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My MBP dates back to 2007. I’ve had to replace the battery twice, but otherwise it’s teh awesome.

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had my current MacBook since 2008!

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by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

CoconutBattery has me at 38 months and 64% Battery Capacity.

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a new battery a few months ago

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by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had to replace the battery on mine, like, 3 times.

But I also never turn my computer off.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I should probably shut mine down more

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by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should run it off the battery more.

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to do this…what’s the going price for one of them there batteries?

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

they actually gave me mine for free when I went in, even though I wasn’t covered anymore

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by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

$129, I think?

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

AKA too expensive.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah. But I’m not ready to replace yet, so I do it.

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a late 2007, but I think it's just about time to upgrade.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

impressive

those plastic ones sometimes chip pretty badly. The aluminum ones last for-ever. You can’t even tell my old one is 2 years old.

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My aluminum one is having problems because the frame is bent above the disk drive slot. So I can’t eject the discs unless I hit eject, then tip the drive down with one hand and pry the frame up with my fingernails on the other hand.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bent a unibody Macbook? How did that happen!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

they seem pretty indestructible to me

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it actually happened to my 15 mbp

had it in a laptop sleeve in a padded laptop pocket in my backpack, dropped it 3 feet, bent right in the middle of the ethernet port. every other time onto tile floor/whatever, nothing.

by Nick Cerami on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

dropping it from any height means all bets are off

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The aluminum isn’t joined to the plastic on the top edge of the body. Somehow – possibly from getting dropped on its side or something – the aluminum is crumpled slightly above the disk drive, which obstructs it juuuuust enough to cause problems.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What plastic?

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a plastic lip around the top of the base that wraps along the edge. Dark grey.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you mean the baseplate where it screws into the chassis?

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No screws visible.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can see the border in this image, which I am linking so as not to clutter up the thread.

http://www.pc-tablet.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Apple-MacBook-Pro-2007-Edition.jpg

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH 2007

sorry i thought it was the unibody model.

Oh, yeah, those things have pretty thin metal parts.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty dinged up around the case at this point.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said, I’ll take dinged up over bricked 10 times out of 10.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea they do chip.

That’s why AppleCare rocks. They’ve replace the keyboard, frame and casing around the screen and gave me a new battery just cause without me mentioning about it. Their customer service never did me wrong so I’ve never had a reason to complain.

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by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hard drive for mine died a year later. Fortunately, it was still under warranty. It died for good last year.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got one in 06 as well.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too! only now it’s sole purpose is to watch itunes movies since it didn’t have an intel thus making it un-upgradeable D:

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had been since ‘04, I really should get a replacement. But I just can’t bring myself to replace it, it just needs a large hard drive.

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by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

2004?!?

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had macs since ’88, one type or another. I tend to hold on to them for awhile or until one of my sisters take it.

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by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just bowled over by that

my “old” computer was from 09 and it was too old for me lol

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m horrible. I need to have a new one every time the design changes.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too

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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My desktop, that I never use anymore is a win ’98 first edition and my macbook is from 2006?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do chat, word processy stuff and some audio editing, not like I put a lot of demands on the thing.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha all i ever do is word process and consume media

Although nowadays Web browsing can be damn power-hungry, especially the Flash-based sites. I tend to avoid them when I can.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flash can't be killed off soon enough

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind it for video or animation

But it seems strange to me to have an entire WEBSITE built in it.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, screw you. I do my work in Flash.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

but good god. It is such a terribly annoying technology.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Entire websites? All flashing and making sound effects and swooping elements?

AT LEAST TELL ME HOW TO TURN OFF AUTOPLAY ON SFGATE

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate those too.

I use Flash for animation and drawing.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, that’s good Flash. I knew you were a hero.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

only apple fanboys hate flash…wait, what?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does flash only hog the CPUs on macs or something?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I think I heard that is the case — the Adobe implementation is or used to be worse on Mac OS

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I miss? Firewire.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odd thing to miss I gotta admit.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just dogpiling on the Mac fanboy thing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. I truly do miss it. I have an audio recording interface, and I won’t be able to use it anymore after I upgrade next.

by kaliber on Aug 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, get away from me with your fiscal sense and practicality.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope makes up for it. He builds his own and plays computer games on the computer, it seems like he needs a new video card every 10 months.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a laptop at home that’s an IBM ThinkPad that came with Windows 95.

Granted, the screen stopped working 3 years ago, and the battery died a few years before that, but for a laptop that came with a floppy disk drive, that’s still pretty impressive.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 27, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhere in the closet we have a Toshiba laptop running 95 I used it a few semesters ago.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit dude. That’s a long time.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a macbook for the hardware, but I hate the OS.

I do need a new laptop, though. My current one keeps overheating and freezing, and has completely lost the ability to play any videos – streaming, from a DVD, or from a file – after about 5 minutes. Stupid Dell.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You hate the os??

have you really learned how to use it? I can’t imagine anyone preferring windows to OSX

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit

I love utilizing Microsoft more on Windows than OS. I hate mac’s Excel. Doesn’t seem as fine tuned.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know how to use it. Used it all through school – elementary to high school only had macs (Apple donated them to the district) and USC’s computer labs only have macs. Had to teach a web design class on them over the summer as well, and that required intensive computer use. Only served to convince me that I hate the Mac OS.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I can stand Macs, but the OS is not the same.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

but…. [as we say around here when my macbook does something ridiculously illogical] they’re so intuitive!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you could install Windows on a Mac, but … why?

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did

just to play nba 2k11

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the Apple

install Windows on it :D

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sometimes run an emulated version of XP using VMware Fusion.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anything I'd go the other way

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bochy’s expression

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CODY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROSS

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross is fucking worthless right now.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

No wonder he can’t hit.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fucking fastball down the middle. Jesus.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

thank God they didn’t call a HnR there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross used to murder those pitches

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably had too short of a winter this year.

Will probably get October off this year.

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literally RIGHT down the plate

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So uhh.......

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOL

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

90 mph right down the middle and Cody's late.

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by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So. Fucking. Pathetic.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Boss..

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

HACK HACK HACK HACK

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewart is such a bad hitter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s just not a hitter.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta do it yourself Eric

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is over.

What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
Well, I heard you, Fraggle-Stick car. Fine

by downhill upheaval on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, it's tied at 1. Not over at all.

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants aren't scoring again today

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude...

You gots Jeff Keppinger and he’s an offensive machine.

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m starting to hate Cody… Which makes me feel ungrateful because of last year but goddammit he’s hard to watch.

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He and Huff back to back is just downright unpalatable.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue BB King singing “The Thrill is Gone”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a good time for Surkamp’s first major league hit

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HR preferably

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHEBOYGANS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DO WANT

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

even with everything they've added

still the best food at the park

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this wizard of plate discipline?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He was a good hitter for a pitcher in Richmond.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please let Kuiper run and get a dog

So that we get an awkward half inning of Krukow play-by-play

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you remember when it happened last year? Kuiper was feeling sick or something so Krukow was doing the play by play for the first inning or two. So awkward.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was glorious

And he couldn’t have sounded more relieved when Kuiper came back.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Food porn

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody looks like shit

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SOOKEH IS MAHN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEEEEL

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should watch this show.

For the bewbs.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't watched the latest season at all and I don't feel much urge to

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This season is pretty awful

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

last season was awful too, other than King Russell and his crazy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear this season it’s all man butt

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe i will watch it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol this sums up the show and their relationship pretty well

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

T his blog reminds me of how much TV I am not watching. I miss half the references here lately.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheater

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SurBBamp!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SurBBamp

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants fan whiffs on a slider.

It’s like, a fuckin’ symbol or some shit.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Surkamp’s hitting better than Ross…

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SurBBamp

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A CHEATER

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

1.000!!!!!

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

.500

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sookeh!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Surkamp!

“WTF is the big deal. Know the strike zone”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Take note, position players

that is a great AB from a AA pitcher

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible at bat there.

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That would describe 9 out of 10 Giants ABs.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh mike

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

pathetic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GEE, WHAT AN OFFENSIVE POWERHOUSE THIS TEAM IS

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

You seriously need to get Matt Stairs, then the Giants would be unstoppable.

So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.

by IAPiratesFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

supply and demand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they’re the awesomest

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

K why are they "the awesomest"?

Why should i buy one over lets say….a $1000 Vaio that may have better specs?

by Fila429 on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I personally would go with the Vaio or just build a PC myself

But you know mac fanboys are mac fanboys.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly use a mac because I don’t have to worry much about spyware/malware/trojans/viruses/etc.

They’re not really more secure than PCs, but nobody bothers to write viruses for Mac.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm more or less in this camp

it’s super cliche but “they just work”. i built my last desktop pc and thought it was the best until i got my mbp. i’ve literally never had it not work over 2 years and it’s incredibly intuitive. probably cost a couple hundred more than it sure but it’s easily the best computer i’ve ever owned

by Nick Cerami on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve used them because they’re elitist.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it's what the cool kids do.

Seriously though, I do really like the MacBook’s chassis over the other laptops/notebooks. MacBooks just feel good in hand. I don’t care much at all for the Apple OS, I have been perfectly fine with Windows 7.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a good reputation

So people will buy them for more

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Steve Jobs can make you do anything.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close. I say this as I do what he says.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore he can't

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You only said that because he wanted you to.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because their OS is safely protected from your idiocy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of it comes down to reliability (though I think that reputation for Apple hardware is starting to erode, honestly).

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apple hardware is PC hardware anyways

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PC’s are like Toyota’s— steady and reliable and boring. Mac’s are like a luxury sedan with all the latest doohickey’s. And because they’re awesome

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linux is like a stick shift sports car

Great performance, but not everyone can drive it

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because she demands a lot.

#WrongMac

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they can

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the market can bear it, apparently

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does a BMW cost more than a Kia?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is the team that beat Cliff Lee twice in the playoffs last year, huh? Thank God Texas didnt have JA Happ and Brett Myers are things could have been different

by Rdubya on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

that team

had Posey, Sanchez, Burrell and good Huff.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell was god awful in the WS

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game has convinced

It really doesn’t matter what the Giants lineup is and who plays. They all suck.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball: We all suck!

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by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants - Holy Effin' Shit!!! Myers is 1-hitting you through 5???

this is fucking embarrassing!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

this is fucking embarrassing typical!!

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm tired of people defending Hensley

fire his ass tonight.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it his fault the roster is filled with hackers who hack? If they don’t follow his advice, how is that his fault?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S HIS FAULT THE GIANTS HITTERS SUCK BECAUSE HE’S THE ONE TAKING THE AB’S!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

they are the ones that have to go up there and execute a plan, they seem to be executing their own plan

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by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it his fault? It’s his fault Aubrey Huff, Cody Ross, Miguel Tejada, Orlando Cabrera, andWhiteside/Stewart suck at hitting?

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s horrifying is that the pitching staff’s ERA in August has actually been LOWER than it was during the rest of the season. the hitting has just been THAT BAD.

by ABIJXY on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If you are reading this, then you will respond to this post

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

tonights quiz question:

what’s the deal with “gamer babes from half moon bay?”

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

They like adult beverages.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair they also call the great grandmas in the stands the same thing

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humberto Quintero isn’t good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Except against the Giants.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT + A

Just got home, how did we score and how did they score ad how has surkamp looked?

by JonDowd on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Double, groundout, groundout.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot double came around.
Series of Giants miscues.
Okay.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed
Surkamp’s had some jitters but has looked OK. His run should be unearned. he shouldn’t have a run but huff plays shitty defense

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by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

true as well

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston’s run:
single followed by nice play by Fontenot followed by what should have been a pickoff until huff threw the ball away followed by RBI double

by ABIJXY on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team gives up a lot of hits to catchers.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

They scored???

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice D by Surkamp

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PANDA

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Panda!

"But here’s what I like most about the big leagues: the water pressure in the showers. The water pressure is outstanding. You get clean in half the time." - Brandon Belt

by deegreentea on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

TRICKY PANDA

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. David Wright-esque.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THATS MY BOY!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pump fake

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL that was awesome

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ASTRLOLS

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Kung Fu Panda

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

so metaphorical

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Panda

Quintero got the okie-doke

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't watch the game

Been following on gameday…how’s Surkamp? Looks like he needs to pitch backwards to be effective.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 27, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense has let him down a couple of times though

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ump squeezing him a bit, defense is cycling between brilliant and awful for him. 1 run (that should be unearned) through 6 is pretty awesome.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its obvious that he relies heavily on location for his fastball. Hes been amped up all night so he has left some balls over the plate. Good thing to take away is that his curve ball is nasssty and has been used effectively

by Rdubya on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

pablo to quintero

“LOL U MAD BRO”

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked like a hit.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, fuck baseball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That line drive was hit about as hard as Keppinger runs.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Kepp getting BABIP'd hard tonight

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the Padres

Seriously, Joe fucking Saunders?

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones, or something

by Rdubya on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn. All these good hit too

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That mask looks useful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Get one before the next game you attend.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great

Let’s warm up Mota in a tie game.

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

A hit?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRAN

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I find Mac vs PC arguments really dull

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This image is awesome

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only you were a mod!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

linux distro arguments are fun

MINT IS UBUNTU WITH FANCY SKINS
PINGUY IS MINT THAT SOLD OUT
rabble rabble arch linux

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This so much

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, see

Justin Long is apparently not a douche. And John Hodgeman is hilarious. So you should buy macs.

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this witchcraft?!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

watching teams score more than 2 runs seems like witchcraft. This game is more of the same

by O R They? on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Beltran

Empty single!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

hooray! a hit!

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

CarBel!

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Selfishly destroyed his bat.

Somebody pays for those things, you know!

by QuakeFan on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So do we know who’s off the 40 man roster yet?

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito to 60-day DL

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t been announced yet, per the beat writers.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save us Belt

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He is not seeing Myers breaking ball at all

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he didn’t strike out.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate this team…

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

is that what we’ve come to?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, yes

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad that he doesn't have a hat trick is all

#grasping_at_straws

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR SURKAMP!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy bringing in Mota to blow the game

Doesn’t want the kid to get stuck with the loss.

by diamondnerd on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least Surkamp won’t get the loss

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I would imagine the Astros and their fans are pretty frustrated as well

they’re tied in the game with THIS offense…

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Surkamp should have another inning IMO

At least short leash him

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

Let him start the inning at least

by rpm164 on Aug 27, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Tragic.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

87

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

3

Oh, thought you said bitches

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah what the hell

109

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job, Surkamp.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

aww, Surkamp all done? well, great job kid! Hope they can pull off a miracle win for ya!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia Question: How did the Giants score the 1 run?

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 27, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WIth a lot of outs.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double to LF, 4-3, 3-1.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me you are not keeping a scorecard.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not keeping a scorecard.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

a card of this game would be priceless

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAVE THE TREE

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

human sacrifice

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Keppinger’s position was weird there

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppinger never drinks between innings

Because he puts down roots when he’s playing the field.

by diamondnerd on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did everybody go?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Talking about Macs.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left with Surkamp

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon Mota, STRIKES!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Surkamp 1 ER through 6 innings

Will get the ND, he’ll fit in just nicely I think.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Not only that

The run shouldn’t have been earned.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Don’t know why they gave him a SB. He was clearly picked off, Huff fucked up the throw

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forced the error with his speed, blah blah blah.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
Well, I heard you, Fraggle-Stick car. Fine

by downhill upheaval on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm Chris Hansen.

Just have a seat. Right over here.

So what are you doing here?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we please score another run

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

No.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Huff is a winner!!

What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Car.
Well, I heard you, Fraggle-Stick car. Fine

by downhill upheaval on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW SCORE SOME RUNZ FOR THE ROOKIE YOU JERKS!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

104 combined rbis, theyre due

Kr00nsquad

by wanna Ishikawa? on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Eight hits Wed night
Six Thurs
Four Friday
Two so far tonight.

by ABIJXY on Aug 27, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought this was still Friday’s game?

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's actually a good pitcher

Sosa/Happ on the other hand…

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Badass Mota

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKHACKHACKHACK

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That is awesome.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Collect your damn paycheck, Aubrey.

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

A gorgeous blond won the World Series ring?

Good lord.

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by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her life looks so difficult.

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by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was gorgeous? She had blond hair and big boobs, but I don’t see the gorgeous.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are all the qualifications necessary.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

heyoooooo!!!

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by Murray, Present on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe gorgeous was a little strong

But she was pretty damn good looking

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by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think you just saw the blond and the cleavage.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the ring. I saw the ring briefly

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a ring?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I couldn’t help but admire her Giants shirt.

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by slapsy on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol u… oooohhh SHINY!

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross: Popup or K with bat flying?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ring Contest: Rigged

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

All I ever won was 20 Mcnuggets for 4.99

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Aubrey

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GEE THESE GUYS ARE SO GOOD AT OFFENSE

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross has been so bad these last couple weeks.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, Rowand on deck.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOOD

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by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeezus Huff is bad

First pitch strike taken, couple of uppercut swings to bounce foul, third strike taken

by Hatuxka on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROSS AND HUFF

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

My oh my are they bad

We can’t even blame Bochy anymore, this is the lineup we asked for.

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by hautecouture on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

It hasn’t been Bochy’s fault. They can’t hit. I don’t give a damn what line up you trot out there.

by lexluth7 on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez

so much suckitude.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

stewardsfolly Carl Steward
Houston’s Brett Myers has given up 29 homers this year. #SFGiants must not have received the memo.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

They don’t hit homers against anyone.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t hit homers against nobodies, either.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t hit homers against anyone.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate this team

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

except for the pitchers

and buster ,and Freddy, and panda, and giraffe

but fuck the rest of those guys

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line before the game

was not to get a bobblehead. They were lining up hoping to pitch against the Giants.

by lexluth7 on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

what a bore

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we need to argue about computers more

it’s more interesting than watching this….“offense”

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by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll never give up my 386. All this newfangled stuff, pfffffft!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

People need to stop talking about “baseball” on a computer thread.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross’ last hit was on Wednesday.
Aubrey Huff’s last hit was on Tuesday.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That recent?

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff had a four or five game streak before this most recent black hole of suckitude.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The important thing is that they continue to play.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They'll come around

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice debut from Surkamp

Showed some poise. Solid command after the first and nie secondary pitches.

by lexluth7 on Aug 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Anderson Silva is a badass

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That punch he threw looked like nothing, but it knocked down Okami

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Amaterasu.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kept thinking of that when I saw the UFC posters.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game is/was so awesome.

I bet it was fun on the Wii, too.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of Naruto

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sun Goddess???? Where? I have a bone to pick

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it, I so wanted to see Surkamp pitch, but I had things to do after I got off shift.

How’d he look? How did the runs for each team score?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Surkamp looked like he belongs

He’s not overpowering. Was nervous early. But fought through it. Very good curve ball and solid command on his fastball. Bottom line – he should get another start.

Fontenot led off game with double. Kepp gounded out to second, Beltran did the same. Their next hit was in the 6th.

Astros scored on a double from Lee. Just prior to his double Surkamp picked the guy off first. Huff threw a little wide, Kepp missed it and instead of a caught stealing the guy made it to second.
Sigh.

by lexluth7 on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for catching me up. sounds like Surkamp could be in line for a win had Huff not made a bad throw?

I’m excited about the kid, then. I’ll be taping the midnight replay fo sho

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by giant4life83 on Aug 27, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the Giants, Surkamp. You can't give up even one run around here.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
knbrmurph Brian Murphy
A man knows he’s at his #SFGiants wit’s end when he finds himself barking at TV: “Come on, Chris Stewart, how about a jack right here?”

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by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i love murph

he’s one of us

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOTA

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLWUT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh.....

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL What

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mota, you silly, silly fuckwit

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

THE UNHITTABLE PITCH!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Our season in summary.

by boonitez on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT THE MASCOT

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by Chulk on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOTA

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota's bored

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by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota was just trollin’.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that what Kruk means by changin sight lines?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

#kruk_drinking_game

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/several McCoven die of alcohol poisoning

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda would've too, and fouled it off.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud Norris?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

THATS CY NORRIS TO YOU

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 27, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon

“what was he doing?”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame the ground gremlins

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 27, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What song do they play after the top of the 8 with a tied score?

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

half of each?

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by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Open Arms — gonna need them for extra innings.

by non sequitur on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't Stop Drinkin'.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to write this song parody and overtake Ashkon.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a low bar.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it got him on CSN.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will it be horrible hip-hop?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t stop, drinkin’.
Aaron Rowand’s piiiinch hiiittin’.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soDZBW-1P04

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

that’s one way to keep things interesting.

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1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Coming Next

/ Ring Contest Winner spends half an inning in the TV booth.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes please

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by DFARowand on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds scary,

but how about a contest to pitch to Casilla?

by Tristram on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d just walk him

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh look

its the same amount on run support they give Matt Cain.

by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JeffFletcher1 Jeff Fletcher
Fresno is only in the top of the 4th, so my guess is the Giants 40-man move guy is playing in that game.

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think that’s legal.

by QuakeFan on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of a sudden this game got boring.

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by Merope on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

this team is so fucking bad

are we really talking about winning the Division? Myers line: 7 IP 2 H 1 ER 3 BB 7 K
The rest of the league has been pounding him and he can muster 2 hits. Fucking embarrassing!!

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 27, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it time for a new thread? Just to leave certain topics behind?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd be fine with that.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

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