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JA Happ Quality Start Appreciation Thread

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Worst pitcher in the NL has a Quality Start vs the Giants so far.

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NO WAY!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRSLY?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS THE MAKE AND MODEL

I MUST PROCEED TO MY LOCAL DEALERSHIP AND PURCHASE SUCH A VEHICLE SO I MAY DO THE SAME

by QuakeFan on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread?

NO WAY!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And . . .

 . . . there’s magic in this one!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Quality Starts!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

it's a new thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

smells nice

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to school thread

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pondering the meaning of life…

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just finished watching this weeks The Franchise episode

Man that Barry Zito segment was deep

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"It's like a dance where you're in and out."

So the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

cute?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a second the giants aren’t batting
what the hell am i doing

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DELETE

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe a wee obsessed

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CHECKED AND EVERYTHING
and yet it didn’t register
i have no idea

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Betcha we blow this lead and don’t score again.

by diamondnerd on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Chopped

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes me meh

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of hope the Astros score 2 runs so that the Giants are forced to score more runs. On the other hand, losing would suck.

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I always feel this way. I want them to be FORCED to score more than 2 runs, and if they don’t, I want them to feel bad about themselves.

by diamondnerd on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Madison

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
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by timmeh on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep the Giants are going to blow this.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

and so it begins

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on MadBum

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW it's a strikeout situation

ok. Good thing it wasn’t earlier in the inning.

by Daver321 on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess now’s its a 2 strike out situation

by Daver321 on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this feels like one of THOSE Innings

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm drinking coffee and I'm not going to sleep until the Giants win the west.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Righetti: Cmon kid 2 runs what else do you want

by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck just happened there?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING ACADEMIC

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera had to grab that

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have cost him his face, not like you care.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

That throw was to the wrong side of the bag, but it wasn’t that far off. Cabrera should have had it easy.

by HungryHunter on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Academic

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera sucks so fucking much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE MYSELF

fu karma fu

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That changes everything when you lose your force.

Thus spake Luke Skywalker.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a good throw by Stewart

But Cabrera should have stopped that

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Miggys face

Makes me angrier than Paul lo duca or victorinos faces ever could. I literally lose my appetite at the sight of his face

by Mastapeace21 on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Happ has… 6 quality starts so far this year.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If my count is right.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't the Astros know it's against the rules to keep playing hard in a blowout?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YES IT WAS A LOW THROW, BUT CABRERA SHOULD STILL HAVE CAUGHT IT

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Tejada.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Miggy...

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck are you doing Tejada?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

God Damn Tejada

What the fuck are you doing?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 26, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What the actual fuck was that, Miguel?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost...almost

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The Hokey Pokey, clearly

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That fucking jerkoff does that shit perpetually, and it makes me want to punch him right in the throat.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada makes the most mundane plays exciting

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada and Cabrera both need to just fuck off

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet they’re not frequent dinner companions.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't care

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for grabbing that Stewart throw

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s out of his Vulcan mind?

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d hate to be the one to point out, though, what GP would be saying if it were, say, Brandon Crawford having a three-hit day.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say he's still bad

And Cabrera isn’t good either. Both Cabrera and Crawford are replacement level players. Fontenot should be getting the starts at SS.

Though, as I’ve said, against a lefty starter, I don’t care if they sit Fontenot.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just weird to see you respond to “Cabrera sucks” with “Looked good today!”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made more sense in my head

I was under the impression that jponry was mad about the throw down to second, so I wanted to point out that his defense today has been pretty OK. Obviously her sentiment goes much deeper than that, so it ended up being an inappropriate response.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're inappropriate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god, man. We’re talking about universal armageddon!

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t make him a good defensive player

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada was an MVP once. So he’s an MVP now.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

But Cabrera has been a good defender in recent years, too.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sucks though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

But all our non-Fontenot options suck.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but we have Fontenot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should play him

But there’s no real compelling reason to get rid of Cabrera.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there any real reason to have him with Tejada on the team?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one more way not to start Tejada…

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marginally so, I’d say.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh:

So Bochy can play both of them on one side of the infield!

"This is almost certainly a terrible idea. But I won't know for certain until I've actually done it." — Jez from Peep Show

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we could start a cumulative average of his defensive performance over his past three years at shortstop.

But alas.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to miss Tejada or Cabrera one bit next year.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they won't be gone.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they’ll be re-signed?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, set up the double play

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That play made me pine for Juan Uribe

how sad

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Juan Uribe.

It’s a shame he died in that tragic Dodgers accident.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

last I looked he was on the dl

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff?????

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip said, “Aubrey Huff is coming into the game” and my dad and I both audibly groaned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He was benched for a full six innings!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's replacing DeRosa

I say ‘good’.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, we were both like, “Well, if he’s replacing DeRosa.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Just looked up Orlando Cabrera’s Wins Above Replacement Player. It’s “nope.”

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

mccWARP is tough to get

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised that it’s not negative eleventy billion.

by jhawx on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not on MadBum. This is on Bochy and the offense for failing to hit the worst pitcher in the majors

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

cal’s mascot is creepy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

only when he’s drunk

by wcw on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I raise you the Stanford tree

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the tree rules

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still creepy

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

The band can go fuck itself, though.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Cal, though

And my parents have banned the discussion of that play in my house (they had just graduated from Stanford the year before it happened).

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What play?

You mean that attempted lateral play where the guy dropped the ball? I think Stanford won that one 20-19

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not an official mascot

The official mascot is the color cardinal red.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the MASCOT is the tree

The team name is the Cardinal

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, lemme check the website...
The unique origins of Stanford’s mascot and nickname have a history that dates back to the University’s founding in 1891. While the Cardinal has always been one of the school’s official colors, the nickname has gone through a series of changes, student votes, controversy and confusion.

Since 1981, Stanford has been known as the Cardinal. Stanford was known as the “Indians” from 1930-72. As for the mascot, Stanford does not officially have one. The “Tree,” which is a member of the Stanford Band, has been mistaken as the school’s mascot, but it is not.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

Never knew that. Feels like something I should have known.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The interweb wins again

by Daver321 on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What were they known as from 1973 to 1981??

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 26, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I went to USF!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spy a pirate wench.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that happened … not a big argument, but one of the starters in the past two seasons I think successfully got Bochy to sit down

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

so..1 earned run off happ

yep

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, I forgot that Stewart had RBOE

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miguel Tejada is like a more useless Niclas Wallin.

Orlando Cabrera is like a more useless Alexei Semenov.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe RamRam will plunk some ’stros.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Revenge

Threw at bonds in Houston. 06 I think

by Mastapeace21 on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ribs only, please.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

at most.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it means Huff sits, yes

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes no sense.

by QuakeFan on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff should sit for a few days. Basically he should be put on a timeout. Put Tejada at 1B for him, I don’t care, he needs to watch a few games from the bench to get some perspective on his suck.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff>DeRosa

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwwww
Logan Couture
Hello San Jose. It has been awhile. Great to be back!!!
3 minutes ago

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WAIT CAN HE START FOR THE GIANTS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get him to play shortstop?

by jhawx on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually had to decide between going pro in hockey or baseball, and still does baseball charity events, so he probably wouldn’t be half bad.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby Shark is cute

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

sexy new extension for him :-)

now come f***ing on, giants!

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

when will the rest of the bay area get their heads out of their butts and start managing like the sharks

by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better

His post-extension interview, in which he basically says that he loves the Sharks so much that he decided to take a huge hometown discount.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I hate this team.

by badnewsvick on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no think

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else see that youtube video some-what related to Back to the Future? Some are saying its the 4th movie.

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard something on this

A new back2 the future. Dunno if it’s part 4 or a remake

by Mastapeace21 on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it, but if it’s a trailer for a new movie it’s fake.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Ramirez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ariz will never lose again

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes me sad
AmyGGiants Amy Gutierrez
No they were not. RT @dadrago @AmyGGiants Hey Amy, was Posey and/or Freddy Sanchez in the team photo today?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So Posey didn’t go to the White House AND he’s not in the team photo. Not like he’s important or anything.

by jhawx on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

selfish!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

they will digitally insert him

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

chilibean, i think

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, would you want to be associated with this team if you could at all avoid it?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Zitoface.jpg

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

#selfishPosey

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

Hopefully Posey’s legacy remains untarnished by the 2011 Giants.

by diamondnerd on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RAMRAM!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

And...... breathe.

So for now… dinner.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

At 9 PM?

are you El Person’s family member?

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Family members arrive erratically during the week.

With school starting, there are weeks when my mom (part of the local JC’s administration) has to stay until 9-10PM on campus. My older sis might have night courses, and my little sis definitely does (my course is an at-my-own-pace online course).

And my grandfather is staying over with us for a bit. He tends to nap at varying hours during the day, so his eating times after lunch are inconsistent.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

your earnest explanation has shamed me. i will retire to my corner to reconsider my life.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

while you are there see if you can find the Giants offense.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Summergirls Lyrics

THERE WAS A GOOD MAN NAMED PAUL REVERE
I FEEL MUCH BETTER BABY WHEN YOU’RE NEAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU’RE THE BEST GIRL THAT I EVER DID SEE
THE GREAT LARRY BIRD JERSEY 33

by NHL84 on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN YOU TAKE A SIP YOU BUZZ LIKE A HORNET
BILLY SHAKESPEARE WROTE A WHOLE BUNCH OF SONNETS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALL ME WILLY WHISTLE CUZ I CANT SPEAK BABY

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH OF HITS
CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

great job RAM RAM

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What MadBum is thinking

“I can’t believe I had to match the worst starting pitcher in the majors pitch for pitch”

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

A JA Happ-Madison Bumgarner matchup should not be this stressful. Pathetic offense is pathetic.

by badnewsvick on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that The Franchise is over

They can release DeRosa. No more interviews about real players are needed, Mark. Thanks for the info.

by diamondnerd on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like it if the Giants scored more…whatever the hell you call points in this sport.

by jhawx on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OLD MAN

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

on 5 pitches

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave….every pitcher pitches a good game against the Giants.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the best part of the game so far

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I just lost interest in the game

by Daver321 on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a name. Aneurism

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that every time I see him enter a game.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHHA HUFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd rather have seen DeRosa hit

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

wow lots of audible booos

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone gif that dancing...?

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Light the Natto signal!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s busy else where tonight

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lke Huff better when he's on the bench bullshitting with Bochy

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder if he got her number...

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

What there’s already 1 out?

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

2 now

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait there

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait there's already 2 outs?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s that selfish guy…

by jhawx on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt, Beltran, Beltre

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt, Kepp, Beltran (when noone is on base)

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Garko

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s for the Giants offense

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A man of constant sorrow

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it really??

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I was attempting humor.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

/likes hillbilly music

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM A MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW
I SEEN TROUBLE ALL MY DAYS

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BID FAREWELL TO OLD KENTUCKY
THE PLACE WHERE I WAS BORN AND RAISED

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE PLACE WHERE HEEEEEEEEEEE WAS BORN AND RAISED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I nominate Kelly Johnson with “It’s Rainin’ Men.”

Even if it was just one time.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That is pretty great. Tough to beat

by Mastapeace21 on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Eli Whiteside still has it

Touch of Grey

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C541d1Z3e0

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw poop

It’s just a country song. … but I like the topic.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was how many pitches?

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Actually 8

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a good inning.

by badnewsvick on Aug 26, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Think we’ll lose it in the eighth or the ninth?

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 26, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

stfu

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why is there so little faith in the bullpen?

by jhawx on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reason!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we're missing our two best relievers

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depleted.

But, yeah, it seems unlikely they blow it. Then again, the Astros deficit is but a single run. And their offense is significantly better than the Giants’ right now.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have plenty of faith in the perfectly healthy bullpen.

by belilaugh on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. And this guy is a bad reliever, too.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not bad

Not good, but not bad. A solid 6th/7th inning guy.

by NHL84 on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

There are no men like me.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

They taight me a lot of things in the boy scouts.

by wcw on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you read how TL2 and I nearly got lost in Dogpatch and we thought we’d have to find you for help? We were so relieved we didn’t have to!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, I am much nicer in person. But if you ever have to call, our home phone has an easy mnemonic.

Lost in Dogpatch? As long as it wasn’t Bayview.

by wcw on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the fear!!!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the fuck was this Ramirez vs the Padres?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of where the fuck and Padres

Where the fuck are the Padres that we always have to deal with?

by NHL84 on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They only show up when playing the Giants. They suck against everyone else (except maybe the Marlins LOL).

by jhawx on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They normally lose to teams capable

of hitting little league pitching

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible strike 3 call.

by belilaugh on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ENDED

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That didnt look like a strike

by monsterlxe on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

NIce one

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!!!

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

They all struck out during that time

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's get some insurance ru....

Ugh, yeah right.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

proud of you

for getting that far. Well done

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are missing the point

The Padres sucked just as badly against the Giants. Unfortunately, the Giants are one of the worst teams in baseball right now.

by nofreetime on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hai gaiz

Decided to tune in cuz it appears we have a lead!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the Giants

but I really don’t want to see this team in the playoffs.

by nofreetime on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Because I am a very committed Giants fan

I’d rather see them not make the playoffs than get totally embarrassed in a playoff series.

by nofreetime on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they could be scary in the playoffs

To be sure, with that pitching staff, we won’t be embarassed

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet as long as you’re in the playoffs, you have a chance to win it all.
When the alternative is getting beat in the race for the NL West, I’ll opt for the playoffs.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure once the offense comes around in September

I’ll feel differently, but this month has really been depressing.

by nofreetime on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I’d rather get them to the playoffs.

At least there would be more t-shirts.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would be embarrassing.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m preoccupied with rooting for them to hold a one run lead over the Houston Astros.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

PATIENCE

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BBeltran

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Great

He’s selfish AND he cheats the game

by jhawx on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BBeltran

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip wants to be Pat Burrell

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Who doesn't wanna be young(er)

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol "fun value"

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plate discipline?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuiper wanting to be Burrell

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I wish the Giants would have Beltran’s patience, at least

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL awkwardly trying to avoid explaining why they want to be Burrell

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprised.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprising TBH

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat and ____________

No matter who you put in the blank, it’s true.

by QuakeFan on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad was saying

That all these girls called in a few weeks back the night he was rumored to have been DFA’d

by Mastapeace21 on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite part was when they tried to explain why they chose Pat, realized they were on air, and stuttered for a few seconds

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of fog coming in now

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

good, maybe the 9th inning implosion will be hidden from view

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey just got here

is it foggy or is it my feed.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been foggy as poop up on the hill for a while.

by wcw on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its August, its foggy.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The weather in the Bay Area has been so weird this week.

In SF it would be half foggy downtown and outside that would be sunny. And when Im leaving SF it would be foggy between Emeryville and Richmond and once you get past that it would be clear, blue skys. Im like WTF!?!?!?!

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap Cody

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROSS

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross ain't good right now

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lolol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kruk

I want to be Pat or Brian because they are widely recognized. Sure…

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross is not hot at the moment.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody's BA is now lower than Tejada and Cabrera lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

or Torres

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, Sarah Michelle Gellar is in a new CW series.

Everything goes in circles.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I watched “Once More with Feeling,” and despite the auto tuned SMG, her heaven reveal still made me sad.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like an applicant

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a replicant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a Rembrandt

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a Vermeer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a Lichtenstein

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on

that’s just gross.

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a peasant

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time.....

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a serf

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a peon

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's feudal to even try

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I can't believe you would say that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just really rude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s full of surprises!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But is his hair full of secrets?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Beltran standing on first thinks, “What the fuck have I done coming HERE!?”

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL reply fail.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresh meat!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresh meat!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking double post

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresh meat!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresh meat!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresh meat!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresh meat!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought about going to the game but sold the ticket. Knew it would go quick due to Timmy’s bobblehead giveaway.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

beer, beer, beer, beer….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Intent Greg Papa

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blackhead, the jester of beers!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol this guy has been way out of the loop

AmyGGiants Amy Gutierrez
season ending surgery in AZ. RT @Hurricane_Shane Did F Sanchez forget he’s apart of this team? Why haven’t we heard/seen him in months now?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, he IS apart of this team. Far apart in AZ

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re really spoiled in our sheltered little over informed/hyperironic corner of Giants fandom. We think everybody’s smrt.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true

I was talking with some friends in HS the other day and realizes that no one knows ANYTHING about the Giants.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

… HS?

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

high school

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was half right.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

High society.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Try, the opposite of that

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS MY SCHOOL

MY HIGH SOCIETY
HERE IN THE SLUMS OF ST MICHEL
WE LIVE ON CRUMBS OF HUMBLE PIETY
TOUGH ON THE TEETH
BUT WHAT THE ’ELL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THINK YOURE POOR
THINK YOURE FREE
FOLLOW ME
FOLLOW ME!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK DOWN AND SHOW SOME MERCY IF YOU CAN

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN UPON YOUR FELLOW MAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaddya think yer at hanging round my pitch
if you’re new around here girl you got a lot to learn

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

listen you old bat! crazy bloody witch!
’least i give my customers some pleasure in return

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW WHAT YOU GIVE
GIVE THEM ALL THE POX
SPREAD AROUND YOUR POISON
TILL THEY END UP IN A BOX

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEAVE THE POOR OLD COW!
MOVE IT, MADELEINE!
SHE USED TO BE NO BETTER
TIL THE CLAP GOT TO HER BRAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’d decapitate a whore for you!

by wcw on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

When’s it gonna end? Where we gonna live?
Something’s gotta happen now or something’s gotta give
It’ll come, it’ll come, it’ll come ….

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are the leaders of the land?
Where are the SWELLS who run the show??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only one man, and that’s Lamarque
Speaks for these people here below!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

See our children fed!
Help us in our shame!
Something for a crust of bread
In Holy Jesus’ name
In the Lord’s holy name
In his name, in his name, in his…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lamarque is ill and fading fast
Won’t last the week out so they say

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all the anger in the land
How long before the judgment day?
Before we cut the fat ones down to size?

Before the barricades arise!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out for old Thenardier

All of his family’s on the make
Once ran a hash-house down the way
Bit of a swine
AND NO MISTAKE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YA, WTF, WHY IS THAT ASSHOLE WITH HIS FAMILY INSTEAD OF THE TEAM?!!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE LIGHTNING LORD

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BROTHERHOOD WITHOUT BASERUNNERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Babip'd

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Shirtless prepubescents dancing around at the park

Future shirtless drunk college dudes dancing around at the park

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

EL PERSON AND GRAHAM

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck did Tejada throw up his hands like Quintero getting hit in the face was an inconvenience?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely a dick move by him.

by jhawx on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Tejada

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who's closing tonight?

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't near the strike zone.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

mlb.tv being extra shitty tonight

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

casilla? oy

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada

totally useless

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JAIRO THEM JAIRO

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

AmyGGiants Amy Gutierrez
Good possibility he’s a 9/1 callup. RT @SwaggMaster_16 @AmyGGiants Do you think Gary Brown will get called up this year? #

They need to first get him on the 40-man don’t they?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody who knows something about baseball has said not likely, so…

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to first get him on the 40-man don’t they?

A well timed injury to one of our favorite players should make some room.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tempt the baseball gods!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they just out and release DeRosa

Would that work to? Yeah, unlikely Brown gets called up anyways, but not quite sure how the 25/40man roster thingy works.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They won’t release anybody. They may make up an injury to get their spot, though.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just can't wrap my head around why DeRosa is taking up a roster spot, ugh.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, who would you put in his place? Like, from a realistic standpoint

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford

Or Darren Ford

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt’s leg will fall off, and then he’ll try to use his leg as a bat, and he’ll break the leg making contact, but at least he got that double.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I r 5 and this made me LOL

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL love this

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

L-O-L

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lately the Drake meme's are funny to me

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will eat your runs

and turn them into poo.

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody tell him what runs actually are.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Anybody see Web Therapy with Lisa Kudrow?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Casilla

Pls be good.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

1 pitch out!

tyvm

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LIGHTNING LORD

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sorry that Beltran has to play on this mockery of an offense

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

1

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Matt Downs.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Downs

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Lovely start

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

“heat seeker”

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't walk anyone either Casilla

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

eee fonty!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the out Casilla

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 26, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

come on man

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuck

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him?

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Future UCSB kids lol

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

A UCSC works too.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Jon’s “STRIKE THREE CALLED” sounded familiar.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Miss him

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That fat kid on the far left looks like the same kid from the Sandlot

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's HUSKY!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I'm the Great Bambino"

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is she?

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SULTAN OF SWAT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the king of crash!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the colossus of clout!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the colossus of clout!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GREAT BAMBINOOOOOO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.

I thought you said “The Great Bambi.”

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ball...well, it's worth more than your life.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!! YOU MEAN THATS THE SAME GUY???

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

"You're killing me, smalls!"

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

3!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

JAIRO'D

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK that last pitch was amazing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm on fucking gameday

Describe it?

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

crazy movement

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

xx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I approve of this!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD THAT WAS FAST

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

xx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

like a lannister

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WE'RE BACK IN THIS THING!!!!!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla mows em down

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

win

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Never gets old

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

WINZZZZZZ

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

YES THEY BEAT THE ASTROS

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

This has become my favorite victory gif.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This was not a good win

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

A difficult game to watch.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win's a win

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap is that a genuine Goofus being goofus gif?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 26, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's really Goofus

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how everyone around him is just trying to ignore him

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can see Grant right behind him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignoring him

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mayor is in the gif too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ignoring him

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially Grant

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is pretending not to know him.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Where’s the McCoven photobucket?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed.

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

z

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah it'll do.

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the giants scored 2 runs off the astros

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

the giants scored 1 earned run off of JA Happ

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW once that GIF of the kettle corn vendor dancing is up

That’s my new victory gif

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

the old guy?
that dude is hilarious.
I’d like to have his energy level.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know your team is awesome

When MLB posts three video highlights
And they are all putouts at first.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE IT EASY

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 26, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks urea

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 26, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL WHAT …. they don’t normally wear those hats on TV do they?

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KRUK AND KUIP WEARING THE GIRAFFE HATS

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they look like this?

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGiants San Francisco Giants
Kruk & Kuip #trendsetters #BabyGiraffe #SFGiants twitpic.com/6btghn

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, the link isn't clicky, copy and paste it.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit I love it

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wholy shit

Kruk and Kuip gots da Giraffe hats!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

kruk and kuip, keeping it professional

giraffe hats and living vicariously through pat the bat

by Brannigan's Law on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, Greg Papa laughing is terrifying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

did you guys see that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to Papa

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I herd there’s lots of gay sex

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two scenes. But they are lengthy scenes. And very naked.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those two scenes out-gay True Blood’s entire run. It’s pretty fantastic.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last episode was better, at least. And, hey, Nana Visitor.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAJOR KIRA!!!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gwen Cooper remains my favorite.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the reasons it was a better episode was that there was virtually none of the new American characters taking screen time away from Jack and Gwen.

The whole sort of idea of “this is an episode of flashbacks, because at the end of the episode we need to reveal something that can only be explained by these flashbacks” bugs me.

But at least there was lots of Jack. And, hey, Nana Visitor.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the construction of the episode only supported the notion that this entire season was conceived rather poorly.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I still miss Wayne Knight.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect we’ll see him again. I think I’ll actually have tonight’s episode posted tonight, too.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to have a day tomorrow, then! I need a serious unwind day, and I’ll already have Rollerball and B5 to give it a start. Anything else is just chocolate on the toffee.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jax Teller

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wanted to get off work, order a pizza, and watch the game, Got off work, ordered the pizza, watched the game…the pizza just got here.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBO’s The Pacific. With Pokemon.
The greatest thing ever.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more historical photography.

by wcw on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green'd

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't put how wonderful that image is into words

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want that hat.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pew pew girl?

/looks around

Where are you?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

At the store. Buying rounds.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or do they call it ammo? I don’t know how laser fingers reload.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batteries, you ignoramus.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charges, if it’s laser fingers.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the store, anyway. Buying those.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sound like Bochy when I talk with my mouth full.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You eat your damn ice cream!

by maysian on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Kepp has that crazy Miami accent.
That’s awesome.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm dumb

I’m trying to argue about RBIs on Twitter with someone blinded by Pill’s shiny RBI stats.

My bad.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What were you thinking?

The money lies in the RBIs! EVERYBODY knows that.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aargh. I even sent her to that fantastic Joe Posnanski article on RBIs (and Jose Guillen and Pedro Feliz).

Her response: " RBI = hitting with runners on base. It is not similar to pitchers WL record. It means they get the job done."

Which means she didn’t read a damn thing.

I say “It’s not the same thing – it’s a misleading stat.” Her response: “Every stat can be ‘misleading’.”

I give up.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I give up" can be misleading

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means I get the job done.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"She did her job!"

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know how to respond to that sort of comparison between RBI and W-L

It makes my head sad that she thinks that

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means they get the job done.

So it’s like Saves!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

New gif from me

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

not into MLP

but that is effing phenomenal.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

the person who found this gif forgot where he got it from.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

the non-pony part

looks a lot like whichever group genki sudo formed.

by Brannigan's Law on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither am I

But that gif should be a regular

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last thing to say before I leave for tonight

Because this gif is so epic, I’m going to post it 90% of the time whenever the Giants win.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Doctor Who marathon on BBC America.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Seagulls really having a party out there tonight

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Estes, not Brown.
Although Gary is kind of cute for a white guy.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papa asked about a Brown Sept call up to be a pinch runner

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's right

Brown should finish up this yr. in the minors.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONDS CONVICTION UPHELD!!!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Kind of: Motion to overturn the verdict or for a new trial denied.

Now on to the appeals.

I think he has a really good shot on appeal. The verdict was nonsensical.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

stupid news misled me!

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many of the headlines and tweets have been inaccurate. I’ve seen some really bad ones.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accuracy doesn't matter as long as you're first.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There must be a TWSS in there somewhere.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

For a girl you’re pretty funny and quick!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he likes you!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCC ROMANCE!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicks can be really funny….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s crazy.
It’s almost like they have no creative disadvantage.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the weak upper body and hysteria usually interfere.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are sharp objects and angry monsters at the bottom of the chasm!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And angry chicks.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rut Roh!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow awesome we won! Maybe I should have stayed home and watched instead of exploring Jolo.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

How many bodyguards did you bring?

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coworkers and some people from the Philippine Gov…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides I’m here for the next few weeks to help / advise the local government on combating that problem.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me know when you meet the new Minister of Tourism

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

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