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Post-game thread: Starting pitching gets pummeled for three runs, Giants lose.

It's the paradox of being a good fan. You can't give up. The Giants are just about as close as any second-place team in baseball. They're in this thing, where this thing is loosely defined as a playoff race. And the Giants have faced worse odds before. How about being five games back and chasing two teams with 11 games left? The Giants did it. They caught up and forced a 163rd game. Sure, they screwed up a chance to win the wild card outright when Neifi Perez hit a home run off Robb Nen, but ...

...

Wait, I was going somewhere with forced pseudo-optimism. Then I blacked out. Guess I'll start over.

Star-divide

They're still in it. Three games back with a month left is a tough ditch they've dug themselves, but durr hurr hurr still in it. That sort of pragmatism feels so forced right now. The Giants have been absolutely manhandled by the worst team in baseball this year, if not decade. They were a medium-deep fly ball away from getting swept by the Astros last week. They barely squeaked out a win against the Padres in a two-game set. And now the Astros are right back where they started, completely shutting the Giants down with their 110-loss pitching staff.

Oh, and tonight's ace was Henry Sosa. You know how internet goobers always overvalue their team's prospects? It wasn't like that with Sosa. The Giants traded for Jeff Keppinger, fans saw what they had to give up, and never thought about Sosa again. Until tonight. When he was making the entire team look like fools. Except for Keppinger, but they probably had some sort of handshake agreement.

The Astros aren't playing the role of spoiler. They're our friends. The Giants are standing on the roof with wings made from popsicle sticks and feathers from an old pillow, and the Astros are calling to them from the sidewalk. Dude, get down from there. Just ... come on, just get down. Dude, that's not going to work. I'm telling you, just ... come on down. And we're all kind of optimistic; like, hey, it could work if everything goes exactly right durr hurr hurr. They're just trying to help.

Those of you who are season-ticket holders probably already have your invoice for playoff tickets already. Here I am, prattling on and on about "they're still in it," yet you're the ones who actually have to write a check to back that belief up. So, you watched tonight's game. Get out that checkbook. You're paying to the order of "SF Giants." Right, mmm-hmm, now put the amount. It's a few hundred, at least. Just put those numbers in there -- no, no, they're still in it, just three games back -- now spell out the numbers. Sign it. Post-date it if you want, they're used to that trick.

Didn't that feel good? They're still in this thing.

Year Tm W L W-L% ERA G IP H R ER HR BB SO ERA+
2011 HOU 4 14 .222 6.26 22 119.1 135 92 83 17 63 100 60
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 8/25/2011.


That's the starting pitcher for the Astros tomorrow night. If they can't hit him, the Giants deserve to slink all the way back to fifth place, Chutes-and-Ladders-style. If you can still believe in the Giants after they get shut down by J.A. Happ, well, I guess you're just a better fan than I am. And by "better," I mean you're a complete idiot who should just stop bothering the rest of us.

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I'm glad I'm not as emotionally invested in this team

as I was in last year’s team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I know they were bad in August last year

but not THIS bad, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last August was pretty bad

but it was book-ended by two months of FUCKING AWESOME.

This July was not as good.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last August they were 13-15 and were outscored 138 to 124.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and this year, they’ve lost like 17 of 25 or something?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 of 23. Outscored 83 to 64.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitching has been really good.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

More or less.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

August 1-31, 28 games, 2010, 13-15

ERA 4.55

August 1-25, 2011, after tonight: 8-15, ERA as of yesterday 3.19

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect they may have been about as bad. But they weren't the returning WS Champs

When I think of august last year the first thing i think of is “WHATS WRONG WITH TIMMY?”

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

August of last year they played Rockies, Braves, Cubs, Padres, Phillies, Cardinals, Reds, DBacks. Those were some good teams

This August they’ve been losing to the Pirates and Astros. August is worse this year.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, and it seems that they’ve never really played well this season for any extended period of time. Two weeks of excellent baseball? I haven’t seen it…. or I’ve forgotten about it.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

funny

how huge injuries and record-settingly bad offense can do that.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

this season has been one bad dream after another.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm the opposite (or I was).

Last year I had low expectations while hoping for maybe a WC spot. This year has been a huge disappoint. If Belt had been playing this year and Rowand wasn’t getting so much time I wouldn’t feel so bad what with all of the injuries and all. There has to be a few wins in there some where though…

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just in this for the singsongs and GoT discussions. And food blogs.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So some fanboys are mad that they cast a black guy as Salladhor Saan. I never even noticed that GRRM described his ethnicity at all.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they use any black/african-american actors

for other people from Essos?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far, Xaro Xhaon Daxos.

Pyat Pree and Quatihe are both played by white ppl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kinda hoping Quaithe would be black, that’s how I saw her in my mind. But I guess Melisandre is white. Probably I was just projecting a Yoruba mask when I think of Quaithe.

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quaithe wears a mask the whole time anyway, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please post it please

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 25, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty great.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

recommended

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRAMMAR GRABBER

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUNCTUATION POKER

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

RHETORIC REAMER

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Neifi debacle is highly underrated on the Giants pain scale

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 25, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Also the debacle of having to watch him play for us for a year and a half.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deivi Cruz!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you just have to tip your cap.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

but durr hurr hurr still in it

Ha.

This is just frustrating baseball to watch.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Not-so-fun numbers:

Jeff Keppinger’s WPA so far as a Giant: -0.51

Henry Sosa’s WPA today against the Giants (if you really want to be blunt, the amount of wins he has deprived the Giants of this season by his play): .253

La la laaa

by dregarx on Aug 25, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

But Keppinger’s bat is unstoppable!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 25, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The magic is loooonng gone :(

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

iiiiiiiiii have become comfortably numb

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised by how little I care

Like, not that I dont listen to every fucking pitch when I have super important REAL things to do, but I just don’t expect anything but a loss…

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 25, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is the ice pack still on your face?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT Playoffs

.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 25, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that you get paid

To write stuff with “hurr durr” in it.

Living the dream!

by diamondnerd on Aug 25, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He also has to watch Giants' games

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 25, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well just watch games from prior seasons and lie to us.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least you have your writing buddy Bourbon whenever the team cripples your ability to churn out a post

I'm a fucking walking paradox. What is Giants offense for 400 alex?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking he has gained many bourbon pounds in the last two months.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. This is just my personal opinion,

but I think the season’s over.

They were legitimately in it until tonight. They really needed to destroy these guys to gain their confidence back. They just didn’t do it. They could only score one run against not-very-respectable pitching.

Even if they’d just won 3-2 or something, they’d still be in it. But I think this was it.

by TortureOpp on Aug 25, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it’s done.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prove me wrong, boys.

I don’t think they will, though.

by TortureOpp on Aug 25, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is seriously not a good team

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is this?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

green bars = wins
red bars = losses

size of bars shows margin of victory/defeat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That 10-0 win against the Dodgers was cool.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't shake the feeling that this team is a good team.

It’s probably because I don’t have access to TV or mlb.tv so I don’t haveto/getto watch them flail on a daily basis.

by dregarx on Aug 25, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The numbers are there- CERTAINLY they're better than scoring one run

against this Astros pitching- but there’s too much pressure on them, now. World Champions, sucking every sucking game, dug themselves a hole, feel like they have to hit a home run every AB. Barring a miracle- which won’t happen- they’re just mentally screwed.

by TortureOpp on Aug 25, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTA

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants suck

and so does Arizona.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I finally got that sense last night, too. Another one-run game. And the ASTROS? Really?

"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."

by thebeliever on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of our hitters would miss the meeting.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They’d roll it over to second.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

or break something and go on the DL

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wouldn't make it there

Because they’d have to walk

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or maybe, it's time for the pitchers to lay into everyone

Hitters, Bochey, Front office, etc

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck me, Bochy

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 25, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t want that.

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

for this team, that means striking out instead of hitting into a double play

by ramirezut on Aug 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brutal :(

Base running outs and DP’s killed us. Also not throwing any Astros out stealing did. That was the difference in at least 1 run, if not 2-4… or the entire game. Barely anything really different other than that. 3-4 dps and a CS? ick

by Myemail21479 on Aug 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmmm...

….bile. It tastes like second place.

"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."

by thebeliever on Aug 26, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

/hat tipped

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

just the tip

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

man

Kruk was in full-on cliche mode tonight on the TV postgame. Houston is really pulling together and playing as a unit!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they kind of are, when they play the Giants.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the Mongol hordes, they rise to the occasion when there are villages to sack and enemies to smite.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brain had been forced into shut-down mode

Cliches are all that can come out in such a time.

The principal supporting business now is rage. -- Richard Hugo

by Timorous Me on Aug 26, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the beauty of cliches.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Pedro Martinez.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team is painful to watch

Even more painful than some of the crap I’ve watched in the past (07-08 and 96). This team should be good. But injuries and Bochy and Sabean.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wow she looks demonic in this

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

We must all suffer for being Giants fans.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

I was going to go to the game, but not any fucking more.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Large GIF is large

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, let’s work on sizing a little.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit riding me.

Somethings are ment to be large…..and in charge.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It effs up the thread, though.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you keep posting large images.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are not one of those things.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not your call.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY RAGGMUFFIN' BITCHES ..........

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a few hundred, at least.

Try a couple thousand.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 25, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You fell in.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The deadline to buy the postseason tickets is like September 15th.

So I refuse to fall in for at least three weeks or so.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 25, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get chopped!

September 14 deadline.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 25, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more

Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants (Pearl Harbor) could probably get successfully bombed by Liechtenstein at this point.

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like the Giants would do well last season when the masses had given up hope.

So can we all give up on this fucking season already?

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 25, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard to let go..

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to talk about baseball.

Community was on today, and someone mentioned it in the GDT. Let’s talk about that instead.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going down with the ship this season. Of course, I don’t have much else going on either.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 25, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, wrong thread. But Community was indeed awesome tonight

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 25, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which episode was it?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the “clip show” one where they showed a bunch of stuff that never happened

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 25, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, I enjoyed that one.

I rewatched the STD episode yesterday. It was good. This time I noticed that Pierce is listed as “Crazy Old Guy” in Jeff’s phone.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl

but she doesn’t have a lot to say.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to tell her I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that smile and those dimples can melt an iceberg .........

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for some optimism here:

1. The sun has not exploded, yet.

I need help filling in the rest.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

2. We don’t live in the Mid-Atlantic/New England states.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 25, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTPAIN

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

My ex’s family lives in the Outer Banks. They don’t even seem concerned. It’s like you guys and earthquakes.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 25, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t make joke

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heartwarming.

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not a heart lol

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 25, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels like position players pitch a lot in the minor leagues.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail link

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me? I don’t see the funny. Who’s Scott Sharts?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shart

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the name.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Slow brain is slow.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wiki knows:
Shart (1969 film), the Bollywood film directed by Kewal Misra that starred Sanjay Khan and Mumtaz

So does UD.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he does. Every at bat.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I giggled then immediately sent the link to 3 people. I’m 34.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't watch the game

But yeah, 1 run game brought to you by Henry Sosa? Time to give up, Halladay will throw back to back to back perfect games against us if we make the playoffs.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 25, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He wouldn’t get to make two starts.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would, because every game would be 27 pitches long

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 25, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The series would only go three games.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you see my point.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 25, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If only the Panda had the eye of the tiger"

If a pitcher throws Sandoval a strike, it’s a mistake.

It’s been said that Pablo would be a scary hitter if he developed any kind of discipline to only swing at strikes.

It is known.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 25, 2011 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

this

dumb baseball to ignore the BB and to be hitting in hitter’s counts as opposed to pitcher’s counts

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best thing about is....

being beat by a player the Giants organization deemed expendable…

Given, my 16 year old nephew could hold the Giants to a run, but still, it just seems like Brian Sabean shouldn’t be allowed to trade anymore…he should be limited to waiver wire pick-ups only. He just might be the worst GM in the league at making trades

by bernardking on Aug 25, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sosa is awful. I’m fine with the Giants’ having traded him.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can Sabean sleep at night...

knowing he put together such a putrid offense…

by bernardking on Aug 25, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm
knbrmurph Brian Murphy
Just to recap: That was Henry Sosa shoving it where the sun don’t shine on the #SFGiants. Correction: Henry Sosa on three days’ rest.
1 hour ago
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
I thought station policy was that sun does shine there RT @knbrmurph: That was Henry Sosa shoving it where the sun don’t shine on Giants
1 hour ago

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not on KNBR.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL My bad

Literally though, is he being muzzled, checked for rabbies,etc…?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the A's scored 9 runs on 15 hits

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I was in houston tonight on business and watched the game at a bar in houston.

The giants had to battle houston. Bochy’s stupid
moves, and the umpires who seemed to be giving
a handicap advantage to the astros. In the ninth
inning the houston astros announcers called
Sandoval’s grounder foul. Although I do not
know what was said in SF, I wondered why
Bochy did not agrue. According the the Astro’s
broadcasters they caught a big break as Sandoval
had hit Melancon like he owned him. They also
said that houston has lost 17 of their last 18 Sunday
games. I’m sure the giants can fix that. Why did
Bochy Bunt Kessinger with a leadoff hit, when he
had already gotten two hits. Why did he have
Vogelsong swing away with a runner on first and
one out. A slow runner indeed. Would have been
nice to have a catcher who could throw in there.
Giants run came on a ground out. We still need
someone to hit with runners in scoring position.
I say a closed door meeting with Tazers and
electroshock therapy. Also get some umpires
who do not seem to have it out for the giants.
They killed us in the Cain game, and more subtley
they killed us tonight. We could not win tonights game
unless our pitchers tossed a shutout. As I have seen
on another site, Vogelsong is 10-2 vs the league without
Houston and 0-2 vs. Houston.

by bradleybear on Aug 25, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 25, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did think the ump made an awfully early call on that.

I remember thinking, as I watched the ball fly along the line, how on earth did he get that off so quick?

by TortureOpp on Aug 25, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

concurred on all counts.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, 'cept for the tasers/electroshock

Waterboarding maybe …

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 25, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

SB killed us
DP and CS killed us
Bunting Keppinger BOGGLED my freaking mind, only guy hitting this guy, let’s setup a big inning and get the crowd going
Umps seem to have the Giants this year
Sosa kicked us in the junk
Pablo’s ball seemed fair to me the first time, Lee was in fair territory when he caught it and stepped on first, but now I want to see a replay.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for Belt to sit tomorrow.

Happ throws left-handed.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 25, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lefties have hit

.311/.379/.500 off him this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRRELEVANT

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Belt has hit .360/.429/.520 against lefties this year.

Clearly this means he’ll go 0-4.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Aug 25, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to do that from the bench.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 25, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember the last guy who lefties were hitting .440 off of?

Bork loaded that lineup with RHB

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that was at most 35 PA.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 25, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the guy before him, Morton, who had LHB hitting .380 off him all season long.

Bork loaded that lineup with lefties too. Belt out tomorrow, Rowand in.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

*loaded it with RHB.

wow, I typed lefties because it was the sensible thing to type even in my mind.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the OF will be Ross, Rowand and Beltran?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no idea how baseball is played.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

ragamuffin bitch?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been waiting for you Orphan Annie, we meet again at last.

/ ignites lightsaber.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the younglings!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I felt pretty good when Huff chewed out that ump.

He had every damned right. I sick of these bullshit strikezones. It’s like every one of these umps is just going up there and winging it.

by TortureOpp on Aug 25, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

Out of all the things to complain about right now, and you pick the umpires???

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 25, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve been awful.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also

Watched PABLO of all people take a 4 pitch walk (none of which were close), then proceeded to swing at the first pitch high and out of the zone.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 25, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

two ABs by huff were terrible one was his fault in his first ab

He takes two good pitches then swings at a ball in the dirt.
But his 7th inning or so AB. was not his fault. He gets a
very high inside pitch called a strike, Then he hits a foul.
The distance from the first strike to the third strike was
wider than the UMPS abdomen, times his peripheral
vision, divided by pi. and then he gets called out
on that low outside pitch, 2.4 kilometers away from the
stadium
.

by bradleybear on Aug 25, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROBOTS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure Cylon umpires would make the best umpires

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 25, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't buy anything when Huff whines

He whines when a called strike is down the middle of the plate.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

besides, whining doesn’t do much good when the rest of your ABs suck ass.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but the umpiring thing is getting monotonous. When I was a referee they always told us: your best game is the game when nobody notices you are there. I cannot remember a game in the past few weeks where I don’t remember the umpiring crew. Sure the guy doing 3rd has been forgettable….

Then again the Giants NEVER GET THAT FAR!

I’d really like to see baseball come up with some sort of penalty for bad calls. Say $10 the first time you blow a call [because everybody makes a mistake now and again] and increase it, double it after every subsequent bad call. To the average fan there seems to be no repercussions to being BAD at your job.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basic hitting.

Protect the plate with 2 strikes on you. Seems to be a common problem amongst the usual suspects (Cabrera, Huff, Rowand…).
Nope – swing from your ass no matter what the count. Or watch a borderline pitch go by so’s you can whine.

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brown

5 for 5

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

unf

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 25, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some things are best left unsaid

lizard vs grub

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 25, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I had this game chalked up in the win column.

And then, they actually played the game.
No Bagwell, no Biggio, a bunch of minor
leaguers including their pitchers, and they
scored 3 times as many runs as our Carlos
Beltran lineup did. I still say Pablo’s grounder
was foul.

by bradleybear on Aug 25, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The streak lives. 11 in a row and counting.

The first game of our last 11 series:
7/22 Milwaukee lost 4-2
7/26 @Philly lost 7-2
7/29 @Cincy lost 4-3
8/1 Arizona lost 5-2
8/4 Philly lost 3-0
8/8 Pittsburgh lost 5-0
8/12 @Florida lost 2-1
8/15 @Atlanta lost 5-4
8/19 @Houston lost 6-0
8/23 San Diego lost 7-5
8/26 Houston lost 3-1

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 25, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oy vey. I have tickets for Monday night!

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 25, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

“After long anticipation, Aubrey Huff has finally made it official. Speaking in front of reporters after the game, he announced that the rally thong was making a comeback. “I’m just fucking completely out of ideas. This shit worked last season, so why not try it again”, Huff said."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I DONT BELIEVE YOU

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE A LIAR

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Aug 25, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLAY IT FUCKIN LOUD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of me wants to believe he secretly brought it back earlier this season out of desperation, and he would have parroted it again if he suddenly regained last year’s form. Since it didn’t work, he quietly retired it again…

by minesweeper on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they finish over .500

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if they’ll finish alive. Shouldn’t have messed with Death’s design.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we bring up Pill, where will he play? Bochy loves Huff at 1B...

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 25, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I think you just answered your own question. They wont.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes me want to cry

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 25, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Borky bork

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey is signed for another year at 10 million. He’s also a “team leader”. Those guys never sit.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Took Rowand sucking for 3 years to find the bench

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

can we just see a real lineup...

with Pill, Belt, Pablo, Kepp, Beltran, Nate/Ross, Romon Hernandez, Crawford (for defense)? And keep nate in RF when he plays….ugh..

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 25, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Too Much....

real hitting for the Giants. Also, Brown needs to be in there.

by Omeihero on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

brett pill isn't good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

not gritty enough?

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 25, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He just isn’t good.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

but

he’s hitting 1.250 in Fresno!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nowhere, because he isn’t better than Huff, Belt, Beltran, Ross etc

I'm a fucking walking paradox. What is Giants offense for 400 alex?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Put it this way. Tejada and Cabrera are better than Brett Pill.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 26, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just going his direct competition for pt, but when you put it that way. I don’t really get the love for Pill, i think some people take minor league numbers too seriously.

I'm a fucking walking paradox. What is Giants offense for 400 alex?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least Marissa Miller is a Giants fan

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this just made my night

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In related news,

Minka Kelly is now available.

by Bar None on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Brown

was 5 for 5 with 2 homers, two doubles, 5 runs scored. Forget about Pill, it’s time for Brown.

by Omeihero on Aug 25, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

how about both

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 25, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow holy shit

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but how did Torres do with Fresno?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 for 5 with an rbi and a run scored.

by Omeihero on Aug 25, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap!

We were supposed to go to that game tonight, but massive miscommunication with our friends and we ended up staying home and watching the Big Giants suck. Fucking fuck!!!

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to listen to Lil’ Giants these days than watching Big Giants epic offensive fail.

by Omeihero on Aug 25, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL can't take a walk

VROOM 4 BELL

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, Bochy’s the drunk manager? Explains a lot.

That one tough kid had a lot of grit. Though, he was also good as well.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny enough when I did a gif search for Bad News Bears, a picture of Timmy showed up too

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 70’s were good times for stoners. Maybe GIANTStoner can assist further in this subject.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudi Stein

would be a great addition to this team.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping for Tanner. Git it done Sabes

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 26, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

“4 of our players almost reached first base…and we did have 17 foul balls!!!”

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing this has been discussed

But why exactly did Bochy manage this game as if Cliff Lee was pitching? Hit and runs involving Ryan Vogelsong and Pablo Sandoval? Multiple runners thrown out on the base paths? You’re not supposed to need that BS against the worst team in baseball, sending out what should be a completely over-matched pitcher.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 25, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see you are not familar with the Giants offense. Let me explain…

/shows the accident video that is played for driving school students

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you sir

I think they should just change the “hit and run sign” to the “strikemout-throwemout” sign.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that Floyd reference earlier really got into me

Daddy’s gone….across the ocean

Leaving just a….memory

Better than the Boyz II Men I was gonna post earlier

by TortureOpp on Aug 25, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What? “I’ll Make Love to You?”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 25, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA

The first phrase that entered my mind turning off the game was “End of the Road.”

But I think I like Floyd better. Sabes and Bochy are bad fathers.

by TortureOpp on Aug 25, 2011 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Bochy really call a hit & run with the pitcher at the plate again? Or was I hallucinating. I can’t tell anymore, life has lost all meaning.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucked, too.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the guy guy who had a few hits, bunted.

Bork is a fucking idiot

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by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

Sandoval running. BOCHYBALL!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

So the only run scored on a groundout

I wish I could say that I’m surprised, but I’m not.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Following a weak hit, bunt and a balk!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and that’s your Seagate Drive-of-the-Game!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

J.A. Happ is 4-14 with a 6.26 ERA. The Giants are doomed.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Notice I stopped the Magic Number long ago?

There wasn’t much to keep up with, anyway.

by TortureOpp on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it was too early.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s September 4th and they are in 1st place, then do it.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame them falling apart on TortureOpp

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
J.A. Happ is 4-14 with a 6.26 ERA a human being with at least 40% of his torso intact. The Giants are doomed.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like a zombie

maybe he’ll be called for a balk when his arm detaches and flies towards home plate, still holding the ball.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think a lot of people are optimistic about the Giants. Most of the people who post on here talk as if the season’s already over or in a sardonic-mocking of those pessimists. The optimists are few and far between. I am way too emotionally invested in this team, and I will continue to be unabashedly hopeful and enthusiastic. I know that they are putting on a pooptacular performance, but I think they can make the playoffs. More than anything though I really just want them to make the fucking playoffs. This is our time, we’re not going to have all of this talent forever, so let’s show our faces in the postseason, and come back next year with Buster. But this year make the run at it that he wanted to make. Do it for Buster, and don’t go down without a fight.

by schmohog on Aug 25, 2011 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m an optimist, but thats probably because I’m stupid.

Seriously though, I’m starting to think they’ll barely be .500 by seasons end. Buster will hopefully come back next season and help the team then.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pessimistic but I will still be sending in my playoff money (because if they get hot and I didn’t buy it, I’m more stupid than I look).

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last season is the Giants best marketing tool. It really was magical. I have a feeling that at the end of this season, reality will rule the day once again.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

they refund it, right?

It’s really just an interest-free loan to the Giants for a few months.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

They actually pay interest

You get 2% (6% APR) and the Giants hold your money as a deposit for next season. If you cancel your season tickets (non-CSL), then you get a refund with no interest.

by D-T on Aug 26, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

well there you go

That’s enough with the kvetching about playoff ticket prices. That’s much better than a money market account.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s over either (although they can’t get much further down in the standings) as I think they’re pretty much in a holding pattern waiting for the injured to return. If it’s still close when Torres, Pat, Nate, Romo, Sanchez, and Wilson come back and Beltran and Panda are doing better, it can be done. Right now it’s all about not getting too far behind while everyone waits for them.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 25, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the thing, though. they can’t afford to just “wait” while games tick off the schedule.

they’ve fallen 2 games back with arguably their best 3 pitchers over the last 3 days. look, I’m optimistic too, but I’m also a realist.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've gotten to the point where

i’m not going to expect the playoffs anymore cause it’s looking dismal. but i’m still going to watch every day and root and cheer cause i love the team and when they do win it makes me happy. and then if they make it… awesome.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 26, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Magic Inside and Together we're Giant...

are the kind of things that have given cover to Bochy and his horrid lineups this season. People are just caught up in the memory of last season and don’t realize the hard truth, that the Giants have the worst offense in baseball.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Together We're Hapless.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who's going to leave in the offseason?

Whiteside, Stewart, 0-Cab, Tejada, DeRosa, Burrell, Ross, and Beltran are going to be free agents. Everyone else is sort of obligated to stay.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's still half the lineup.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 25, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I guess so. But most of those players shouldn’t count because they’re awful.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Addition by subtraction!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 26, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually this worries me

Losing all the “veteran talent” makes me very nervous at the kind of “splash signing” they’ll want to make in the offseason.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols

10/400

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

10 centuries, $400B?

If they sign Pujols, they won’t be able to sign Michael Tucker, Deivi Cruz, and Pedro Feliz.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with what that they’re saying. It may be difficult for this team to craft a newidentity this late in the season, but one motivating factor for the players on the team last year should be playing for pride after last year’s accomplishments.

by schmohog on Aug 25, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I shouldn't have gotten into this discussion with my friend.

He’s telling me that a lack of confidence is the reason for the offensive failures. That’s why the Yankees score so many runs.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

you'd be confident too

if you scored three touchdowns against the AAA’s.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have and I come from a baseball family.

It’s okay to say that guys are bad at something they used to be good at. Sometimes emotion should give way to fact.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great here comes a spandex tux pic or some other fetish pic that is barely Safe for work…

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bleegh

Co-hosting Quick Pitch (usually a great show) tonight…Eric Byrnes.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

One of these days someone else there will leave for a family emergency and they’ll keep Byrnes. Well, it may take multiple emergencies, but never give up hope.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So apparently the Blue Jays offered to make Paul Molitor player-manager in 1998.

Wow.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUN WITH GIANTS FACEBOOK
John Malcolm Cuthbertson
Yeah. They are-but it’s time for another gut-check. Maybe a bat-check. Those larvae have wiped out millions of ash trees in the North-Central states & Canada. You notice when Barry was in the stands, they won? Just some stray thoughts-no solace from this quarter. Mom was a native, but died before last year. Dad snuffed himself in ’78, never saw the Niners win. I saw them both win-I am the luckiest…(echo-fade to black&orange)
Dante DeLuca i was there….beltron is good..

Too bad he is subject to immediate derezzolution.

Diana Milanes Difuntorum Ooooh eeeem geeees wth is goin on with vogelsong?

What an ass. GIVING UP 3 RUNS? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
Kevin Vu Here is the perfect line up RIGHT NOW: 1. Torres 2. Sandoval 3. Ross 4. Beltrain 5. Keppinger 6. Belt 7. Schierholtz 8. Steward 9. Lincecum

He may have something here: an injured Torres is probably better than our other leadoff options, no one playing shortstop, 4 outfielders, including this Beltrain character and some other catcher I have never heard of.
Enjoi Nick I can’t stand it any longer!!! Bring up Brett Pill!!!!!!!

YEAH! BRING UP A GUY WHO ISN’T VERY GOOD!
Enjoi Nick When is Bam Bam going to take the heat for this remedial hitting?

Back for another round, and another swing and a miss.
Jim Rimando
Many of us waited nearly 50 years for the Giants to win the World Series. Now all of a sudden we won a repeat. Kinda hard to win when key players are injuried and yet they are still 3 games out. Stop whinning and be a true Giants fan. All the Giant players are playing hard and there’s alot of pressure from fickled fans and media. The pennant race is not over and if they don’t make it please don’t jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Wait, we won a repeat? WHAT IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT? WE WON! IT’S ALL OVER!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLEED BLACK AND ORANGE, BLACK AND ORANGE

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 26, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE PLAYERS ARE INJURIED

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

beltron is good

What the hell is a Beltron? The robot version of Beltran?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The version of Beltran that hangs out on The Grid

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to take the Beltrain.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

He took the midnight Beltrain going anywhere.

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on ride Beltrain, he'll treat you right

WOOO WOOO

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If there was a Beltron we could program him to hit.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite idea in a long while
Kevin Vu Here is the perfect line up RIGHT NOW: 1. Torres 2. Sandoval 3. Ross 4. Beltrain 5. Keppinger 6. Belt 7. Schierholtz 8. Steward 9. Lincecum

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Aug 26, 2011 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably a little more cross after losing the the Astros.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Cinders and ashes!"...

… puffed Beltrain!

Riding the Bondswagon since 1993.
Proud father of Ashkon! Don't stop BELIEVIN'!!

by SixSixtyOne on Aug 26, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he can...

I think he can…

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Carlos, you have caused confusion and delay.”

Hitting 74 on the radar gun but hitting my spots.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Aug 26, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to think this kind of stuff was funny because it’s like “wow, those stupid devoted Giants fans are so stupid. They don’t know how to spell and oh my god those typos.” But aside from that it really boils down to intense Giants fans trying to repudiate their fandom by disparaging other intense Giants fans, which is lamer than just being incapable of spelling.

by schmohog on Aug 26, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

"...more often than not, it’s factually based."

by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 26, 2011 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m happy that you’re so much better than everybody else. That’s really awesome for you.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s still funny to laugh at the dumbfucks.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point I’d rather see Belton and Beltrain in the outfield. At least those guys are funny.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltron, damn it

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, I work tomorrow-sat, so hoping for some wins while I’m gone. good luck, Giants. you need it.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 11:53 PM PDT reply actions  

catch ya folks later

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if we catch you first.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be annoyed if I had to write about this team too.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You usually do

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it were my job, I would have jumped in the Cove long ago.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

2011 San Francisco Giants: A Band of Stiffs

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s no secret that [Bochy] and Aaron Rowand aren’t frequent dinner companions. Miguel Tejada is not happy to be sitting on the bench. Orlando Cabrera had to lobby to get back in the lineup. Cody Ross fretted after the team acquired Carlos Beltran, knowing he’d lose at-bats. Pat Burrell wasn’t accustomed to a reserve role before he went on the DL, either.

Seriously? These guys want more playing time?

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grttiy veteran gamers oft lose their grip on reality.

by Bar None on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...this is annoying

Tejada, Rowand, and Cabrera have no right or leverage to demand anything. They are not going to be part of the future and have no credit to demand.

Huff is a slightly different issue. He will be here next year and could still be good. But he should understand that he has been bad this year.

I feel for Ross but he has also been less than good this year.

All those guys should be ashamed that they have not helped this team and have squandered terrific pitching time and time again.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

EXCELLENT

< insert Mr Burns Jpeg here>

So will this move Rowand in the Lewis wing of of Borks club house? There is plenty of room in there for one of the “new” MI’s as well. September is coming Crawford can do teh same work for a lot less moeny and complaining. Just saying.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants miss the playoffs, nobody in their right mind will blame the manager.

So am I left-minded or wrong-minded?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither, right now

But by the end of the season, Bochy will have driven you, and everyone else here, completely mad.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ shrugs

I think the line realy is ment to be read : No one that has to keep getting access to the Gaints club house for a pay check would blame the manager.

At least tell (if) the mutinee happens.

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by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bochy has made a lot of mistakes with the lineups, but I think those who would defend him can fall back on the injuries. I assumed that’s what Baggs’ meant. Or maybe he meant guys not playing as well as they did last year, or some combination thereof.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, mindless enablers ( Bork defenders) will always find excuses.

But seriously Bags is such a civil writer ( on the reasons i treasure him) everything up tell that line pretty much the equivlant if i drop 3 or more F bombs ina sentence. He has to give them fig leaf for their pride. I see that line as the fig leaf.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Bochy put out the lineup that the McCoven clamor for each day, how many more wins to they have?

This is an honest question, and not a dig at the McCoven. Bochy’s biggest criticism — and a legitimate one — is playing the wrong guys. But, you cannot discount the injuries. They have been insane. Huff and Torres’ lack of production is also really problematic. So, I’m just wondering how much is in his control, and how much just isn’t.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to quantify "the mccoven"

If he’d been playing Belt all year over Huff, we’d probably have 2-3 more wins. But a lot of people here (myself excluded) were OK with Belt being sent down the first and maybe second times.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

'Chasm free responce

The Thing to remember is the ‘011 Giants play in low run environments. Small changes can give disproportionate results. As for me personally:

I am a lot less down on Huff then the rest here. But from mid July on I would say you use him ad bench help getting his play time giving guys in the corner OF & INF days spots off.

Rowand would only be use in blow outs, if he is used at all, and Definitely not at Lead off (He just gives up too many PA’s.) as mostly CF. In my eyes Torres, Ross then Nate go to CF before Rowand. Rowand you are 5th – 4th of now days and have been for some time. If we need to warm up pitcher in the ‘pen you do it.

Belt plays. Mostly first from mid July on. If he does well, great if he implodes talk to me after the other black holes of such on the 25 man are delt with.

The Hobbit plays. Bring in one of Keppinger or OCab but not both. The team plays Crawford.

There is nothing radical here. All these are moves that limit the teams exposure to suck with upside.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

last line should read: All these are moves that limit the teams exposure to suck without upside.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even Kruk was calling for Huff’s benching this morning on KNBR, so it must have already been decided. They are just prepping the fans who still want him to play.

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by Tortured on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

The problem is, who plays instead of him? Nate? I guess (assuming Nate can move all right on a broken foot) that improves the defense and is probably a wash offensively, but it seems like deck chairs to me.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is the problem, so maybe that’s why they’re finally admitting he should sit, because now it’s too late to actually do it.

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by Tortured on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a “mindless enabler” in that I find it hard to believe that this team would be not be in the same position had Bochy done everything “right.” Most of the things being complained about are the shuffling of deck chairs.

I am pretty sure that he would love to have the same lineup almost everyday rather than the flavor of the day. It just not feasible with 1) the injuries and 2) the suckiness of players.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Practically refusing to play Belt is one thing, but the suckiness of the other players cannot be Bochy’s fault. At best, it’s Sabean’s fault for — again — not drafting and developing offensive talent over the years. And then there’s also luck to blame, which I’m sure is in some part attributed to guys pressing, trying to be “heroes” or find their past glory.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like any time something could go the other team’s way, it did. It feels like, where last season was made of luck, this season is the opposite. I think that’s how you win the World Series — everything falls into place exactly the right way.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

While I agree, they certainly could have tried Belt at first and sat Huff when there were still some healthy outfielders on the team. Also, why does Fontenot get so short a leash and Cabrera/Tejada such a long one?

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by Tortured on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This. allong with Rowand being allowed to only play CF when ppl are healthy?

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by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that Bochy is to blame if the Giants miss the playoffs.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to hear that.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

God J. A. Happ blows. How is Ed Wade allowed to make trades? Happ for Oswalt, durr hurr hurr hes full of poise and compusure and BABIP fairy dust.

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2011 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I seriously wonder about the intelligence level of baseball people sometimes. It seems the industry collectively is stupider than any other sport.

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 26, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well it is the only sport where a significant percentage of the people never attended college. Also management is not as complex as football or basketball, so maybe the less intelligent can rise to the top because of beliefs in grittyness or Orlando Cabrera will lead off because he wants and hes feisty.

I'm a fucking walking paradox. What is Giants offense for 400 alex?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact!
Wade started his baseball career in 1977 as an intern in the Phillies public relations department

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow and here I thought PR people taking over was only ruining my industry. Also Fun Fact: Fun Facts are never as fun as you want them to be.

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2011 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s fun in that he’s not our GM.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 1:28 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Agent Ed???

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 26, 2011 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC Ned Colletti started out in the PR department as well.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to 1-hit the Giants tomorrow.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I had the Giants being no-hit.

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by SFGuy on Aug 26, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Whiteside will get an infield hit.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude does have serious wheels

I'm a fucking walking paradox. What is Giants offense for 400 alex?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2011 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well the trade also included Gose and Villar (94th rated prospect last year) and Gose is considered by some to be, at the time, one of the best CF prospects in all of baseball.

Unfortunately he turned him into Brett Wallace.

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by say hey nation on Aug 26, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is the number of times Giants have score 2 or fewer runs this year compared to 2010?

Where would you search for this kind of answer? I have tried Google…..

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by KomaGawa on Aug 26, 2011 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Baseballreference.com

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by speckops on Aug 26, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, just wow

Can’t believe that the book that I finished about civilians getting bombed in WW2 would be less depressing that the game I watched afterwards.

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by grape on Aug 26, 2011 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

I had to watch Grave of the Fireflies to pick myself up.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I'm reading Skippy Dies

I really have to listen to some Katrina and the Waves

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by grape on Aug 26, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched The Road for a pleasant pick me up after tonights game. When the series is over I’ll be watching Sophies Choice.

I'm a fucking walking paradox. What is Giants offense for 400 alex?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Saikano” was more optimistic than baseball

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be interested to see the biggest gaps between team ERA+ and team OPS+

This team must be pretty high on that list. Get on it, stat nerbs.

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by apistat on Aug 26, 2011 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

2010 from 7/1 until the end of the season, compared to 7/1/2011 until present

Giants losses, with 2 runs or fewer were 19 in 2010; this year from 7/1 until now its only 12; so I am probably mistaken in my belief.

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by KomaGawa on Aug 26, 2011 1:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, believe is a strong word

Objectively, I still think it’s more likely than not that they make the playoffs.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re going to have to start playing a hell of a lot better if that’s going to happen.

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve been hovering at about an even run differential all year long. I’m not really so sure their true talent level is that high, especially if things like Cabrera hitting leadoff keep happening.

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

I’m just not high on the Diamondbacks, and I think we’re an above-.500 team.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, hopefully, like last year, the Giants will turn things around in September.

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much the last refuge

they’re crummy too, it’s a heated shamble to the finish line. Which zombie will win the NL Worst?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL West

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

IAN KENNEDY WANTS YOUR SSSSWWWEEEET BRAIIIIIINSSSSSS

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, the solution to all of this is to shoot the Diamondbacks franchise in the head?

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless they seriously turn things around, I would be very afraid to see them play against the Phillies, Braves, or Brewers right now.

by tomocean on Aug 26, 2011 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

It’s a 5 or 7 game series.

I mean, of course I’d be afraid to watch them in the playoffs. But I’d be afraid to watch them in the playoffs even if they were much better, because the playoffs are scary.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spiders are scary.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe more creepy than scary.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are my services needed here?

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think any Natto gifs are always welcome.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

O_o Nevermind

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gah

Creepy crawlies usually don’t bother me, but that SL got clicked.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s trippy. I went to the SF Zoo a few weeks ago and saw their tarantula exhibit. They had this enormous spider called the bird eater. It was bigger than a dollar bill. I’m glad it was in the glass case because if I saw it near me I’d go D:

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are pretty sweet.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That cricket got straight told.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

What sort of alternate universe did we step into where GP is hopeful and optimistic?

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by apistat on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not steal?

Against Eli Whiteside. He can’t throw anyone out. That was so maddening to see them steal without really any risk.

by tomocean on Aug 26, 2011 6:29 AM PDT reply actions  

He almost threw 2 guys out

I think one would have been out if Kepp caught it at the bag, not in front

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Almost

It’s my least favorite adverb, especially when applied to sports.

We almost don’t suck right now.

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by thebeliever on Aug 26, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have ESPN on at the YMCA gym every morning.

Seeing Giants “highlights” has been a really shitty way to start my day the last month or so.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 6:39 AM PDT reply actions  

MORE LIKE “LOWLIGHTS” LOLOL

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just turn my head away from Sportscenter in the morning now when they get to NL West Race highlights.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIDP, the Giants way!

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by say hey nation on Aug 26, 2011 6:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I spent last night drinking too much instead of watching the game, and I have a mild hangover. I imagine I am still in less pain than you all.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 7:07 AM PDT reply actions  

I always crave ice cream when I’m hungover. What were you drinking? Whisky?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a Red Hook Nut Brown ale, then a Manhattan, then I split a bomber of Duvel Triple Hop with my girlfriend.

I wish I had had them in the opposite order, the Duvel was amazing (a belgian IPA), and packed a serious punch at 9.5%.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You got stronger as you went.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. A terrible strategy, but I was in three different locations, so I didn’t have control over the order.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You chose… wisely.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

I didn’t notice it, but Derek Jeter’s BA is up to .299, and he’s been worth 2.4 WAR, and is probably on pace for a 3ish WAR season, which would make him worth about 15 million dollars, which is basically exactly what he’s being paid.

That contract isn’t nearly as bad as people said it was.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 7:39 AM PDT reply actions  

That is not even factoring the calm eyes. What a bargain.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those eyes pay for themselves.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's almost like

he’s not the most horriblest baseball player in history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

For 1 year

He had a crap year last year. 1 or 2 of those years he is going to drag. I am glad the Giants did not pony up 10+ mil for an old guy like that. He is older than Huff after all, and Huff came off a good year.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad

But a massive drop from the year before. The type of drop that says nearing the end of the line.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Comparing it to 2009 is grossly unfair. He had an amazing season in 2009 that was clearly better than he should be expected to have.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should erect a statue of him.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

None of this shit even makes sense
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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should statue an erect him.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like something he would tweet.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I asked Dan Szymborski on twitter

And he ran the numbers and came up with a 250/314/355 slash line.

I certainly wouldn’t be depressed if he came up.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Are you talking about Gary Brown?

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s not bad, considering his in-team competition.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that way better than Nad’s line and the same line as Torres.

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by say hey nation on Aug 26, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT RBIS

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE PLAYS 2B

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That might be an improvement :(

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by say hey nation on Aug 26, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a higher OPS projection than Brown. Granted you don’t get the Vroom or the defense, but as a pinch hitter, he’d be better. Projection wise.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but as far as a September bench warmer goes, it’s not a big difference.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he'd be worse as a pinch hitter.

The OBP points are way more valuable than the SLG points.

by dregarx on Aug 26, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

I wake up, turn on KNBR, and first two things I hear: “The Beltran trade destroyed our chemistry and our season” and “Where is Darren Ford?” Uh yeah……. time to turn it off now.

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by Badly Browned on Aug 26, 2011 8:14 AM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOM

I’d rather have him as a 5ht/6th OF than Rowand.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

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by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tech OT:

Maybe this will make you feel better…

As for Verizon, well it could any one of the many Samsung Galaxy phones rumored headed to US. We have already heard of the Samsung Nexus Prime (Google Nexus 3) and also the Samsung Celox (a Galaxy S2 with LTE capability). So while you might not have the S2 name, there is a good chance that Verizon users will end up with something extra by Big Red skipping the opportunity to bring the original S2 that debuted back in May 2011.

http://www.gizmocrunch.com/android/8143-verizon-samsung-galaxy-s2-google-nexus-3

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I were looking for a smart phone. The Nexus line would be my first stop. I’ve had my Nexus One for almost two years now and it has only gone obsolete fairly recently.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm interested in the Nexus

because it won’t have a overlay on the OS like Samsung will. I have to play with both to see which one I like.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the plane Jane. I’m as much a minimalist as a smartphone owner can be I guess.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me feel a bit better – thanks. If it’s the Celox, I hope it’s soon. It was supposed to be a birthday present for me next month.

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by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even if it meant Rowand not starting any more? OK.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't either

but Ford on the bench is better than Rowand starting and Nate or Torres or Cody on the bench.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

I long for the Burrel\Ford LF combo of yesteryear. When ahead and Burrel takes a classic walk, PR, Steal… VROOM VROOM.

As a starter, Ford is like 9th best OF choice. As a PR\Defensive specialist his stock zooms.

Sadly our PH depth sucks with Nate missing, backup C, DeRosa, Fontenot (decent but he is first option?), Rowand, Tejada. Look at that list again and cry.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Put Nate on the DL is there somebody down in AAA who could play 3rd for awhile and give the Panda some rest? Dude needs a weekend spa treatment or something.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Can they afford to keep playing him, when even he says he’s pretty beat up, and have him sustain an even worse injury?

Baggs says he was playing with a sore quad…you don’t need your 3rd baseman with a quad pull.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Panda needs a day off…Fonty should play.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are also playing with a short bench, since they aren’t playing Nate, and derosa …gotta be somebody on the 40 they can bring up….

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The difference between Burris/Gillaspie/Crawford/Adrianza and Pablo on offense = YIKES. Not sure what to do.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly I agree. The team is in tath dire of Straits if it want to stay incontention. If Huff MUST play it would make sense to to have him at 3rd a couple games and left panda “rest” at first though.

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by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Didn't like the Giants losing

but who can hit Henry Sosa on 3 days rest? It’s too much to ask for.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 8:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh and the vaunted Astro bullpen...

2011 version of the 2010 Padres bullpen.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

TIP YOUR CAP, DAMMIT!

No excuses to be made, no criticism needed. SOSA PITCHED THE GAME OF HIS LIFE. YOU JUST GOTTA TIP YOUR CAP.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't really pay attention to the game

but it looks like Giants used “hackastic” but not very effective.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside needs to learn “caught stealing” from the move tutor

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go catch some Luvdisc.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fastball was wicked

Fast with wicked run. He could not get a slider or changeup over to save his life. Fastball location went from good, great, iffy, to generous ump corners.

The fastball was wicked and “effectively wild” (I hate that term, but it is all I have)

Giants had a hard time of “see ball, hit ball” because they never knew where it was starting or stopping, and had not time to react at 96 mph

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

scary sad prediction

pathetic lineup featuring Rowand (no Belt) , Cabrera, Huff, DeRosa score 4 runs on Happ and win three additional starts.

by sweetjuxtapose on Aug 26, 2011 8:32 AM PDT reply actions  

So Beltran now has 6 GIDPs in 55 plate appearances as a Giant. That’s equal with Rowand and one more than Schierholz for the season.

He also has one walk, tying him with Affeldt, Casilla, Hector Sanchez and Conor Gillaspie.

by ABIJXY on Aug 26, 2011 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

and destroyer of all things chemistry

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

More walks than Aaron Rowand in 36 games though!

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this does not motivate people's desire to go into deep space
LONDON (Reuters) – Astronomers have spotted an exotic planet that seems to be made of diamond racing around a tiny star in our galactic backyard.

The new planet is far denser than any other known so far and consists largely of carbon. Because it is so dense, scientists calculate the carbon must be crystalline, so a large part of this strange world will effectively be diamond.

http://news.yahoo.com/astronomers-discover-planet-made-diamond-180427124.html

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

The world is also believed to be inhabited by Vampires that sparkle in day light.

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by say hey nation on Aug 26, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually a world made of graphite. Pencil lead for everyone.

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's baller.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the saddest thing about last night's game

was the empty seats.

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by Tortured on Aug 26, 2011 8:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe everyone was in mourning

over the Kelly/Jeter breakup

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG they broke up!?

by Hyoton on Aug 26, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now, I’m sad.

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by The Enchanter on Aug 26, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they have $11 available for last nights game?

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

$11 tickets… great now the word tickets is out there all alone in the internet void floating around looking for a home.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

translation:

they are a part of Major League Baseball.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think it was too bad. The top left field corner was sparse, but it’s freezing up there, so it usually is.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 26, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was

thinly populated on the McC meetup night too, at least the far reaches of 338 or whatever number it is.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Not only cold, but you can’t see the LF corner, either.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, the seagulls shit on you in the later innings.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, Merope.

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by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

win

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Mdizzle138 on Aug 26, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA! ZING!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s kind of good news / bad news though. We haven’t been to a game since late May /early June because of ticket prices and it just not being worth the hassle. Maybe it’ll start to clear out a little now.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

You’re paying to the order of “SF Giants.” Right, mmm-hmm, now put the amount. It’s a few hundred, at least. Just put those numbers in there — no, no, they’re still in it, just three games back — now spell out the numbers. Sign it. Post-date it if you want, they’re used to that trick.

Don’t forget to select your payment refund option.

Last night was perhaps the most frustrating outing in my 24+ years of fandom. This is a beaten team. Old and unmotivated. We need an infusion of youth quality. Huff needs a rest—a day or two longer than he needs physically to get the message.

The game was over after his 1st batter gaff. Sad.

Now off to scan the thread for cheery pics!

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 8:47 AM PDT reply actions  

click today

2% return! Let the Giants pay you for a change!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously doubt it.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

but I rather have Mota start than Runzler at this point.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mota starting on Lincecum bobblehead day. Love it.

by TBRMKane on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Giants should start the Timmy bobblehead

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well at this point.

by TBRMKane on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mota messed hisself up trying to get out of the dugout last night.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Going to the game tonight

I take no responsibility if they lose. Lord knows they have no problem doing it when I watch from home. Or don’t watch from home.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Nah, they win just often enough to keep your hopes up. They will lose this series but the one win they get will somehow fill us with hope. Maybe a 2 HR night from Beltran and a 3-4 night from Huff.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's warm on the porch this morning

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 AM PDT reply actions  

and sadly

I am leaving soon for Gridley!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the a/c is already running and I’ve skipped my walk at the nature center. After the morning crowd clears out at the gym I’ll go work out.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the morning fog from the coast. Sun is just now breaking through, so we shouldn’t get too much above 85 today.

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by can of corn on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid we lived in Fremont/Hayward and you always knew in the summer…. if you woke up to a clear blue sky it was going to be HOT. Here, the weather is much more boring.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve had a nice summer though. Hardly any days in the 100’s and the mornings have been relatively cool.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Say hi to my grandmother while you're there.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you tell her to go to the fair, I will, but I imagine she’s better off drinking icewater somewhere.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

She might be at the fair as a part of her church group. Why are you going to the Butte county fair?

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

my nephew

is showing livestock. I really wish they would have moved to Del Norte County instead.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bought a beef this year at the Colusa county fair. Great meat.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just one?

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

One beef is a lot of meat.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

it helps a lot

if you like all the oddball stuff like tongue and shanks and so on, I imagine you’re a resourceful griller so that makes sense.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shanks I have turned into ground beef. Tongue is delicious if you cook it right.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

makes sense

I’m not into tongue or heart and so on but as I said that’s really where your value comes in. And it’s kinda hard to find that stuff in a grocery store, some stuff like stew meat is crazily expensive when you can find it.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grilled, marinated heart is good.

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BAR-B-QUE at 49er16!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

did you split it with anyone? That’s big money, although I suppose I don’t buy meat in the store much so maybe it’s cost-effective nowadays.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t split it and I haven’t bought meat in a grocery store in two years.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my extended family does that too, they had chickens for a while and they didn’t buy eggs or chicken for years.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t buy eggs from the store once you’ve had home raised eggs.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can

they just suck. Actually organics have helped with a lot of that but still no comparison with eggs and fruit and so forth with home-raised. But you fighting Redskins already know this!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you use to store it in so it doesn’t get freezer burnt? We have been discussing buying a side of beef but I don’t want to be eating freezer burnt meat for a year.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

we always

just threw the butcher-wrapped stuff in the freezer, but maybe we were a lot less choosy about frozen meat.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it matters what butcher you take the beef to. The butcher I go to packages the meat in the butcher wrap. I’ve never had a problem with freezer burn.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting. I thought maybe you used vacuum packs or something.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s wrapped and taped pretty tightly, with plastic under paper, it holds up well.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty interested in doing it but the initial investment is a bit steep since we don’t have a dedicated freezer. How did you decide how much you want ground?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

that depends

on how much ground beef you’ll use, right? I think it’s more a question of asking whether you want certain cuts or you want them ground instead. Keep in mind if you do this the meat quality will be zillions times better than store stuff. And getting things like round steak or whatever might make you try different recipes than you otherwise would.

Also, splitting with someone is the way to go if you have a concern about using it within a couple of years.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just for freshness I think 1/2 would be what I would want (even if it meant buying yearly).

Johnny Disaster has spoken about grounding his own beef before and that sounds like a good idea. Maybe it would be a good idea to get less ground since one can always grind more if needed.

Mostly I would just be in for the steak and roasts.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can 1/2 and 1/4’s. A quarter would be something like 4-6 paper grocery bags full of meat.

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by say hey nation on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Grinding it just before cooking results in superior burgers.
Also, my dad went in thirds on a cow when I was a kid and it worked out well. Freezer full of meat in the garage.

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My, my Logan Couture wakes up early. Well, wait… I guess he’s still at home.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

That contract extension made my day

by Rocko711 on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to be at the Logan’s Freedom Ride event. I need to figure out what he looks like so I can get my picture with him.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Orange Friday

Oh go jump in a lake!

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

of fire

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

/pour one our for Kurt

/pour another out for the meat puppets

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Nirvana cover of this will now be in my head for the rest of the day.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where do bad teams go when they die
Not to October where the pennants lie
Go to the end, but they draft real high
Rake in the picks, so your fans won’t cry

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rake in the picks, so your fans won’t cry
Trade them away for some Beltran-like guy.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

People cry and people moan
Look for a rental to drive them home
Try to find some one-year player on loan
While the Angels and the Rangers try to make ’em their own

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know a kid who came from Duluth
Got blocked by veteran, Bochy thinks he’s Ruth
Sent back to Fresno just a little too soon
At the bottom of the stairs are the bloggers, strewn

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahahaha, nice.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It may be the most productive thing I do today.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

What an embarrassment

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

So I read Baggs' rage column.

Why in shit would Rowand be angry at Bochy? He was given an obscene amount of leeway. At this point, the only legit reason for Rowand to play should involve a hostage situation, Jack Bauer, and the fate of humanity.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. About Rowand, not Jack Bauer. But he’s cool too.

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by GrooveGiant on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand can choke on a pound of powdered milk.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would Tejada be angry with Bochy?

He should be mad at Sabean for trading for another shortstop.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he should be angry at himself for being an old person stealing millions of dollars.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he was replaced by another old person stealing millions of dollars.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those reasons are STILL not good enough.

"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."

by thebeliever on Aug 26, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That game sucked

Losing to the Astros is like losing a bicycle race to a drunk, one-legged six-year-old. And I saw this with all due respect to one-legged six-year-olds with drinking problems. They’re lovely people.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

*say this

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think

the guys they’re running out there are that terrible. And I thought that about the Padres, although in each case it’s probably from comparing them to the Giants current lineup.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose that might be true. Mainly, because I have an unusual sense of humor, I found the idea of a drunk, one-legged six-year-old on a bike funny.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leo, you still owe me $5 from that race!

by Bar None on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

and there’s a stellar reply fail to get the day going…

by Bar None on Aug 26, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mean genes
Recent economic woes in the United States may have triggered a temporary upturn in the use of harsh parenting methods by mothers carrying a particular gene variant.

Mothers who inherited either one or two copies of a particular form of the dopamine D2 receptor gene, dubbed DRD2, cited sharp rises in spanking, yelling and other aggressive parenting methods for six to seven months after the onset of the economic recession in December 2007…


Science News

.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Mental note: When selecting a spouse, select a nice one.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer my daughters inherit the R2D2 gene.

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by iammclovin on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heard the game last night in bits and pieces

My impression was that Beltran is not any good in RF at AT&T. Is this the general consensus?

by Bar None on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

He looked like he was doggin’ it. But I don’t know the player that well, and I don’t know how he usually plays. But I find myself saying too many times “Healthy Nate gets that.” [not just last night]

I admit my bias though, I never wanted Beltran.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This has such an easy solution—- PUT HIM IN LF

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE DOESN’T WANT TO PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. Maybe not.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

how dare you

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by natteringnabob on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not Nate. He may not even be Nate with a broken foot.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can only recall a few guys that recently look comfortable in RF there:
Nate
Werth
?
and a few stinkers:
Huff
Guillen
Guerrero
?

by Bar None on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Winn to the top list.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Annoying year- 6 things I still like to watch

4 months, playing good, winning series, gutsy wins

1 month, can’t get anything to go. When offense scores 5, pitching gives up 7. When rally late, bullpen blows it. When starters lock them down, score 1 run or less. 16 games up and improve offense, time to go on nose dive.

Things I look forward to rest of year, pennant race aside (cuz that is killing me, so time to ignore it and just be in a lost daze)

1. Timmy is on fire. I look forward to his starts as much as ever. If the G’s make the playoffs on the back of his 1 ERA second half, I will scream for MVP talk, fuck the CY

2. Brandon Belt getting time to play. He finally looks comfortable and his body language tells everyone he see’s himself as a threat. Cry at Bochy before this last callup and Belt, but this is a Belt I did not see before. I like this guy a lot more than the one in April.

3. Shit, this used to be Nate. The prospect that came up like Bowker, is a hometown kid like Stamos, and gets the respect of Rowand most of the time. I like watching him, and hope for another solid player coming from our farm.

4. Posey watch. Sometimes you have to rosterbate. Every good hitter we have now, like Nate, Belt and Panda, who we will have for a few years, I rosterbate with Posey coming back. Get better soon bro.

5. Rest of Giants rotation. Still sick. Cain does Cain things. Bumgarner goes from hot to cold, but usually is hot, 2 bad starts maybe? Like bombed starts raising his ERA to 3.6, he is way better than that. Also Vogey… pitching way more IP than he has in a while, can he be consistant the last part of the year. Lastly the wild card, Sanchez. Man did he look cool, confident, in charge and nasty his last short outing. Did he turn a corner? That is just like a bonus, I am not betting any money on it.

6. Panda at bats. He goes from bad to good day to day sometimes. Last night he looked great until the DP. Cool collected swing early got a single, then a cool calm walk. That is the approach that he will bat .450 for 3 weeks with. Get hot baby.

So… 6 reasons I still like watching Giants baseball, even when they suck. You can’t stop the DL train from destroying a good team, in any sport, so I guess i don’t need to cry about it, just focus on what I enjoy.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Beltran doesn’t belong there.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

But his selfishness got him there.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But he’s still very good…

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by marcello on Aug 26, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright…off to the gym before the lunch mob descends…. meh.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Baseball America on Gary Brown, number 1 prospect in last week
No. 1 GARY BROWN, CF
GIANTS
Gary Brown
Team: high Class A San Jose (California)
Age: 22
Why He’s Here: .556/.571/1.037 (15-for-27), 2 HR, 3 2B, 2 3B, 9 R, 8 RBIs, 0 BB, 1 SO, 1-for-3 SB
The Scoop: “Some have labeled me as a singles hitter. I don’t know where they get that from,” Brown told a media outlet from his hometown of Diamond Barr, Calif. “I’ve always felt I’ve driven the ball gap to gap.”

The Giants 2010 first-rounder made good on his personal assessment yesterday, going 5-for-5 with a pair of homers (12), a pair of doubles (30), five runs scored and four RBIs. On the year, Brown has collected a similarly-wide array of extra-base hits. He leads the Cal League with 12 triples and 170 hits, and he ranks second with 102 runs and 260 total bases. He has fallen off the pace in the stolen base department, and High Desert’s Dan Carroll now holds a 55-47 advantage on Brown heading into the final week-plus of play.

Brown’s successful full-season debut includes a .331/.400/.507 batting line through 513 at-bats. He’ll play in the Cal League playoffs, where San Jose qualifies yet again with 13 wins more than No. 2 Rancho Cucamonga.

Can be found here

Wow

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

5-5 last night. 2 HR’s and 2 2B’s last night, plus a hit.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I didn’t go to that game.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so fun to see an actual offense. Also, front row behind home plate for $16. A Ball is where it’s at.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea that is awesome

Wish I lived close enough for that

by Myemail21479 on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh
@24DaysOfMagic San Francisco Giants
BREAKING NEWS: SURKAMP TO START SATURDAY | August 24daysofmagic.com/2011-articles/… via @24DaysOfMagic

Unsure of the veracity as of yet.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 26, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to wait for Baggs on this one.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSNAuthentic

BREAKING: Eric Surkamp has been released to make room for Pat Burrell’s DFA.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

24 Days is a pretty cool blog and I love their minor league interviews, but I dunno if I’ve ever seen them break a story before. Nice scoop if it’s for realz though.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he does pitch Saturday, is he also likely to be the 7th best hitter in the line-up?

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by iammclovin on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they would have posted it if it weren’t a sure thing. It’s the blog’s first scoop – if they were wrong there goes all credibility in the future.

by Rocko711 on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they’re wrong, they’ll be 23Gigantes.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

They can just go back and edit it and say “According to CSN.” No one will doubt or blame them.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

I wonder if the “unnamed source” is Surkamp himself.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the Richmond pitcher today was him, and now it’s listed as TBD.

Also, LOL @ you thinking they’re going to DFA Rowand.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that was a joke. I’d think Zito goes on 60-day.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes the most sense.

(Also, I know it was a joke. Sadly, that will never happen. EVER. Ugh.)

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to figure that out, too. Sounded like a friend of Surkamp’s, and appears to be the first mention of the callup.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that on Surkamp’s twitter feed as well.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

@TheRyanJohnson

Surkamp is starting Saturday. I talked to him this morning on the way to the airport.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crisis: What should I eat for lunch?

Potential options: Pad Thai, Subway, Chipotle, decent pizza place, drive to five guys (more inconvenient), and I think there’s a Cosi nearish.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

All of the above.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is the correct choice.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then why did you include in the options??

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could you get something other than Pad Thai at the Pad Thai place?

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

CURRY LIKE A BOSS

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vegan Black Metal Chef Pad Thai! (new window)

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pad Thai

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anything there except subway

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

In this line.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is also an acceptable answer.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

unless your other choice was

Quizno’s

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is it gross? You have a choice between different types of beef, chicken, and pork. Then it’s just tortilla or bowl, and whatever else you want with it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only way I see it is if you totally hate the cilantro rice.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The validity of its Mexicanness does not affect how it interacts with your taste buds.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can like "real" mexican food

and Chipotle.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love real Mexican food and I’m jazzed to eat Caribbean food next week. But I love Chipotle for what it is. The steak burrito bowl is to die for.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can like both.

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Choose your destiny!

What about El Pollo Loco? I can eat about 10 of their tacos al carbon. So effing good.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weapon?

Then no doubt about it, I choose chipotle. You come at me with your authentic chimichanga while I chuck one of their 10 pound burritos at your head.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of their speedbump sized burritos wrapped in several layers of foil could fuck some shit up.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that

I often get a fajita burrito, no rice though. So that would solve that problem.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Chipotle. The size of my ass is proof.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gurl me too.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t I quit you, Chipotle?

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the corn salsa and guac.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guac is SO GOOD.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg seriously. Now I want Chipotle so bad I’d slit my own mother’s throat to get it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it's OK

You just can’t think of it as actual Mexican food.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of actual Mexican food...

I have some machaca beef cooking in the ol’ crock pot right now. Machaca beef chimis for dinner!
/checks watch

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Address, please.

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by The Enchanter on Aug 26, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d vote pizza.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I'm thinking

It’s more of a boutique pizza place, with made to order personal pies that are usually pretty good.
http://www.eatyourpizza.com/

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

A little spendy, but it looks good

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by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN PIZZA.

(I miss Heimy.)

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that’s more than a decent pizza place. I thought you meant DC’s version of Round Table or CPK. Definitely go there.

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by mymclife on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks pretty solid. Plus they have booze.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza at lunch means you’ll be sleepy in the afternoon

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what 5-Hour Energy is for.

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by The Enchanter on Aug 26, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decent pizza place.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hot dog.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eurgh
stewardsfolly Carl Steward

#SFGiants Aaron Rowand hasn’t drawn a walk in 103 straight plate appearances. During that time, he’s struck out 23 times. Last walk: July 5

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rowand has drawn a walk before????

by Rocko711 on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

My birthday present!

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alas
An unknown team claimed Ramon Hernandez on waivers, according to Jon Heyman of SI.com. However, the Reds pulled the catcher back off of waivers, so he’ll be staying in Cincinnati.

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

noooooooooooooooo

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Reds. Catcher tease.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's the point of them doing it then?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they thought if the right team claimed him, they could work out a deal for a prospect they wanted.

The Giants probably don’t have much the Reds want (in terms of players the Giants might be willing to give up in trade).

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chop Shop

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/26/2386442/heres-how-to-fix-everything

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it's Just Luck, or Lack Thereof

After Posey and then Sanchez went down, everybody in baseball, including MCC, noted how we continued to win games despite the fact that our offense was anemic. It was like the 2010 Padres. Then our luck changed, and we started losing games. Posey went down on May 25. Our offensive numbers in June (237/303/350), July (240/300/358) and August (243/291/367) have been virtually the same, as has our pitching (3.03/2.93/3.18). I’m sure there are more advanced stats that will say the same thing. The law of averages for wins and losses simply caught up to our poor offense.

by GiantFaninDodgerLand on Aug 26, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hate to say it

But we got Beltran-ed. Messing with the chemistry, or differing expectations, what have you. It happens to players (new contracts, etc), it happens to teams. Funny thing is, I thought that the trade would put us over the top. Obviously, so did Sabean. Then again, I’m just a hs English teacher, so what do I know? Other than grammar and lit, and so forth.

"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."

by thebeliever on Aug 26, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran is not the problem.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in the lineup tonight,

Brandon Belt is on the outside looking in:

Thanks to my wife for the pic.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 26, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh crap,

he is in the lineup!

Whatever, not even AT&T park can contain Brandon Belt!

When I say Spaghetti Wrist at 1B, I figured Belt was sitting…

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 26, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

why am I an idiot, this is an old post

I must be drunk.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 26, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

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