This is the Astros, though, right? Thread
by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 8:30 PM PDT
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LOLGIANTS
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
I'll ask again
1927 Yankees offense or 2011 Giants offense?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
I'll say it again
What a difficult choice!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
The boyfriend doesn’t understand Bork. anyone have the gif with Timmy doing his FUCK YEAH with Bochy being Bork in the background?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread needs moar Rally Fett.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
Go Astros!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
0___0 I must buy
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
How many more games could we have won this season had the ideal lineups played every day instead of Bork's ridiculous inventions?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
How frustrating will that be tonight
to watch the Bags win a game with a pitcher making his 2nd ML start and watching the Giants get shut down by another rookie making his 2nd ML start?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Someone asked in a pre game thread if the Giants couldn’t do worse than the A’s today. It really depends: is getting shellacked by the Yankees worse than being beaten by the Astros?
They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.
At least the A's scored nine runs.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Seriously. No way this lineup score that many
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
and glove? or did we already embalm and bury it?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone should Photoshop Huff's name on this
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
I’m not angry anymore. It’s just… demoralizing
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I'm not even demoralized anymore. It's just...boring.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
I'm boralzied any more..it's just dengry
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
who?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
out & proud
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
The boyfriend and I are also.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, here goes the experiment
Belt leading off. BORK TAKE FUCKING NOTES PLEASE!!
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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
NBC
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Tiem?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
Counterpoint: MLP pictures
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems pretty awesome to me
The anti-rally is our 8-9-1 hitters
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not MLP actually
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever it is, it's violating Boba Fett.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
It's a 'real' unicorn
inb4 ‘unicorns aren’t real’
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They USED to be, but they evolved into Narwhals. The unicorn of the sea.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
Narwhals, they are Narwhals...
Narwhals, just don’t let ’em touch your balls
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought the prequels already did that.
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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
What prequels?
/pretends they don’t exist
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
CLOSE ENOUGH
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by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait to hear the reasons Belt won’t start tomorrow while Huff plays
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hey guyz
we’re outshitting them.
get it? out shit. ha ha ha
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Wut U did, rite there.
I C it!
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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
BBELT
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
BBelt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
BBRANDON BBELT
UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
OBeltP
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BBelt
fuck you Hensley, Shawon
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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
I hate it when people mention Belt's average.
He’s only had, what, ~ 100 PA?
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-Duane Kuiper
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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
he's on base against a shitty pitcher who doesn't have true command of the strike zone
our veteran hitters could learn something from watching his approach
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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s the irony. right after Belt walked, Eli swung at a bunch of terrible pitches.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What a cheater
We definitely should keep him 7th
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
I want to see Belt steal more bases.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
FTFY
I want to see Belt steal more bases
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-Duane Kuiper
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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
<3 the emperor
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
King of the Andals
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Protector of the seven kingdoms
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
yes
I would volunteer to pitch on 3 days rest too if I could face the Giants twice in the same week. Merry Effin’ Christmas!!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BORK
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wow
this is awful
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck do they keep giving away outs for?
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#notselfishlikeBeltran
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Because
They’re terrible offensively, so…logically, they should play with less outs in a game to score more runs.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
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oh look, a catcher that can throw guys out
UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
...
What the fuck was that?
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-Duane Kuiper
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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh
Our offensive ineptitude is offensive
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOL GIANTS
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
why are they even running any more
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, we have a hard time getting on base… so let’s make sure that all the baserunners we do get run their way off the bases!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Eugenio’s spirit lives on.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Eh, that was less about bad baserunning
and more about an impossible pitch when a hit-and-run has been called.
Shit happens.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Why were we calling a hit and run with Vogelsong up?
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
That I have no answer to.
But I was assuming your Velez comment was about baserunning, not Bork.
/confused.
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TRYING TO STAY OUT OF THE DOUBLE PLAY
"For science. You monster."
Fire Bochey
Like, it’s funny and all, but what the fuck exactly?
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"Unfortunate break"?
More like silly, clownball shit, Kruk.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
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Bork is such a thick-headed idiot. Run us out of two straight innings, why don’t you?
when you don’t have many baserunners, DON’T FUCK WITH THEM.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Butcher boy hit and run wtfshit
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
what the actual fuck is Bork doing??? Bunt the mother fucker over with the pitcher up for mother fucking sakes!!!
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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
really bad as the giants are, the pathetic astros are bad really bad.
any decent team would be creaming us
not this 2-1 nonsense
Hit and run with the pitcher on a fake bunt. Ugh.
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hit n run is so dumb
it’s an automatic out if you don’t make contact
why not steal and hit? at least you have a chance
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Belt almost made it, too. If he’s straight stealing, he probably makes it.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at it this way
They’re doing a good job of not leaving runners on base
Wait a second...
Lets say that Belt had taken second…Vogelsong would have bunted him over to third. With 2 outs. The fuck is the point.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Doing it with the pitcher is absolutely inexcusable to me
The media should give it to him with both barrels tonight.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
If they can stop kissing his ass long enough.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh. Cabrera would get a hit to score him.
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The point is for Vogelsong to get a hit
So there’s runners on 1st and 3rd. Didn’t get a good pitch to do it though.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So we were counting on the pitcher to get a hit
Awesome!
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It's easier with the infield in bunt mode
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ding, ding we have a new Manager!!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
huh. You’d think the Astros were playing the Astros.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
We should stop running on Corporan
it isn’t working
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
We should trade them Eli Whiteside.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Bork will keep ’em running until it does! thick-headed, would be the best way to describe him
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy should watch Seinfeld
“the Opposite”
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have a problem running, but in this situation, it MAKES NO SENSE!!!
bunt him over and take your chances with O-cab – that is the “play by the book” play. Fuck Bork.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
of course
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Belt
That was almost amazing
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
DAMN
If he’d had that…
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
DFA
Honestly, I’m sick of his overly patient plate approach and his inability to jump from first base to the outfield. Jose Guillen makes that play, and Belt has had long enough to learn to catch that. Also his batting average is low.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HE HAD HIS CHANCE
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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That was a tough play.
"For science. You monster."
z
Aw, nice try.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Not a left fielder
"For science. You monster."
This sucks
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
So, has Bochy been managing like a neurosyphilitic this entire year?
Cause, really, this is retarded.
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BACK TO THE BENCH, SHITHEAD
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See you in 2014!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
A VETERAN MAKES THAT PLAY!
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Heh
Why was he covering his head when he’s wearing a helmet?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
because we are going to need you at 1st base once Huff "comes up missing"
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this what Aubrey Huff has?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I believe, Huff found out he has cancer...
…and he stays up all night cooking the world’s greatest meth. So he’s all tired and stuff and his game has slipped.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
Very Giantesque
Hit so soft it couldn’t turn two
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hehehehehehehehe
THIS TEAM YOU GUYS
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Holy shit. Can we pull Whiteside yet?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
WHITESIDE KEEPS HAVING IT
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
His veteran presence is the only thing keeping Vogelsong from murdering the offense with a bat
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
another stolen base
UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
GETS YOUR BASES!!! FREE BASES RIGHT HERE!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
High, arcing through from Eli.
Why bother.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Fuck. Throw. Not through. Whatevs.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Good Lord
This is why we shouldn’t ever start Whiteside. Ever. Fuck, start Hector Sanchez or something.
does anyone think Kepp could have tagged him and thrown to first?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
yeah they never showed a larger, panned view.
probably not, though
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
they have 4 SBs
we have 2 CSs
that’s it
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Free bases
ask for Eli
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
fuck
whiteside is totally useless
just waive him
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Max Ramirez please.
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at least he can hit
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude's hitting .342/.403/.607 at Fresno right now.
iwantthatiwanthatiwantthat
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Why haven't we called him up then?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No clue.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Isn't it because he is a REALLY bad catcher?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Can he be worse than Whiteside?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Is it Eli's arm or the Giants' inability to hold runners on?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Partly the second, but mostly the first.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Yes
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Eli Whiteshits "I turn BBs into doubles fucking magic, yes slight of hand"
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
but how long can we expect our starting pitchers to pitch in this fucking circus of an offense AND defense?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Until their contracts expire...
and not a second more :(
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
O HAI GAIZ
Man what a game
So glad we are using hit and run with our pitcher /bork
So glad one of our best hitters is batting 7th. But then again can’t bat him fifth huff is swinging a hit bat /bork
Bork bork bork
by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 8:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Speaking of Gaiz, I had a delicious Tom Kha Gai today
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Osha has good Tom Kha sometimes...
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
May I add that
“Orlando Cabrera grounded out to shortstop, E. Whiteside scored” is the saddest run in the history of baseball.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
only a veteran gets that ball up the middle instead of right to a fielder
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Had to be after a balk, don't forget.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Walk, sac bunt, balk, groundout.
1 run, 0 hits.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
So he did.
I stand corrected.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
WHY ARE YOU CHEATING
"For science. You monster."
I thought Eli was Dirty's personal catcher
there’s you answer, Dirty pitches, Eli catches, that is the only time I let that useless motherfucker off of the bench
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
our leadoff guy is on
time to steal
who’s with me?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
CABBRERA
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, what?
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
CaBBrera
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Cheater!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
I didn’t think the stupidly falling out of the batter’s box for no reason thing actually worked.
Did that really just happen...?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
RALLY AWESOME MIGUEL
If only we had an awesome Miguel, right?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
You know what they say about leadoff walks...
They are the Devils work and should be actively erased.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
LOLCAB
That’s his second walk as a giant in 77 ABs
by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 8:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
how many innings have we had our leadoff man on? maybe a record and still can't do shit with him
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
I have a great idea! Bunt with the only guy on our team who can hit!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Sandoval can hit
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant, tonight.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
High average
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just saying that's where the stereotype comes from
And it DOES help, though it certainly isn’t accurate when used on its own
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
are fans booing Bork for bunting? they should be all over his fat ass
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Thyme!
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by Chulk on Aug 25, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and...?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STOP FUCKING OUTING
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Everybody seems very tense
So much negativity here. And at the park.
Actually, there was plenty of negativity at the yard. First time I’ve been hearing spontaneous-but-loud Boo’s at the yard when hitters strike out/flies out/leaves runners
And… dude in front of me at the game flashed on me… asked me to go out to the parking lot where there weren’t any cameras. Then He said I was fat, and that my mustache was stupid looking. I mean, he wasn’t wrong on either point, but WTF? We’re all giants fans, right?
They are starting to see what we see
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
They’re turning on one another.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Free Belt has been replaced by Free Outs.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Like
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
BRUCE BOCHEY HAS SEEN 3 DOUBLE PLAYS BUT HE HAS CAUSED TWO OF THEM
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
This sounds like some bizarre proverb
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Solomon was a Pirates fan
That explains the book of Lamentations
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Solomon Torres?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Salomon
Spelling fail.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not going to chasm myself here
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Bork
“what did you expect me to do? you’ve seen how successful we run the base”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Argh Beltran
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh
Bustran
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
CLOWN BONERS IN MY EARS
FOR FUCKS SAKE
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Disturbing imagery
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I AM SO GLAD WE TRADED ZACK WHEELER
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
wow
sigh
wow
giving up outs via hit and CS and bunts
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Save us Pablo.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
If I thought by losing the Division to the Bags would get Bork Fired, I would be pulling for that outcome.
but who am I kidding?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
So far Zack Wheeler is worth a solo shot, a couple of other hits, 2 weeks on the DL and grit.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
That looks yummy. This game looks like complete shit.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we just officially call him Bustran?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
you can call him a terrible trade
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
After like 15 games?
The Department of Small Sample Size Enthusiasm says yes, yes you can.
twss
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
NO NOT PABLO
SHIT.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
OF FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH PABLO
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Oh no.
Pablo coming up lame.
That ain’t good.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Shit
Pablo, please be okay
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
I sure hope not
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
I’m just a poor boy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Spare me my life from this monstrosity of a game.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
any way the wind blows
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
/piano
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
pulled the trigger
now he’s dead
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Mamaaa
ooh ooh ooh ooooh
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Didn’t mean to make you cry!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Carry on, carry on
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
As if nothing really matters
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
too late
my time has come
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
send shivers down my spine
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
goodby everybody I’ve got to go
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
MAMA, OOOOOOH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
*guitar*
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I SEE A LITTLE SILHUETTO OF A MAN
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SCATAMOUCHE SCATAMOUCHE
CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Galileo
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
GALILEO
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
GALILEO, FIGARO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Easy come easy go – will you let me go
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
BISMILLAH
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
LET HIM GO
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME
FOR ME
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
*guitar*
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
*Electric guitar*
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
OH BABY
CAN’T DO THIS TO ME BABY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
JUST GOTTA GET OUT
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
just gotta get right outta here
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
/slow it down
ooooh, oh yeah, oh yeah, oooooh
Anyone can see
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Nothing really matters...
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Nothing really matters to meeee
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
Anyway the wind blows...
/bows
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
Highlight of the thread.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
McC should have a choir
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
GREAT
PABLO’S HURT
FUCK THIS SEASON
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
OH GOOD ANOTHER INJURY
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
so, is it mandatory that they swing at horrible pitches 6" off the plate?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Fuck everything
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
NO. NO NO NO NO NO STOP THIS NIGHTMARE
It’s like Brian Sabean is stuck in an RL Stein Choose Your Own Adventure and we’re all along for the ride.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
NO PABLO
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
just fucking awful
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
more like
somewhere there is a phillie breathing a sigh of relief
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
eh, well. even worse, all these injuries give Sabes and Bork a pass for a shitty year they’ve had as management
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Is Pablo still in the game?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I don't know
they haven’t addressed it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
What are they waiting for...
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Sosa is getting tired, he walks O-Cab
then super genius Bork, bunts then our best hitters shit the bed by swinging at bad pitches. Nice job turning a rally into a shitfest
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Bruce Bochy
Super Genius.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KEPP RANGE
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Only for our fucking team
Is Sosa out of the ballgame a good thing
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I'm feeling ill right now
the bottom of the inning looms. This is how I felt when anyone took the mound 02-04
Back when our offense was league-average... sigh
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Don't worry guys huff is leading off
/pukes
by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 9:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
/Ballgame
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
ballg...season
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
woot woot
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Jordan Shafer? What the actual fuck?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
ITS THE FUCKING ASTROS FOR FUCKS SAKE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Son of a stitch
Le game is now over
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
It’s amazing how two players are singlehandedly beating us.
Well, if you don’t count the Giants beating themselves.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
THE FUCKING ASTROS
THE ASTROS
THE ASTROS
THE ASTROS
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
fucking jobbers
“world champions” being embarassed by jobbers. Fabulous.
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Looks like the story of Ryan Vogelsong is slowly coming to an end
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Slowly?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 25, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants nonexistent offense would do that to any pitcher.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13
ERA skyrockets to 2.54.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
It's like a wildebeest caught in a lion's jaws
Still trying to walk
They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.
I think that homer just crushed whatever hope I had left for this season
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Meh. 3 runs in 7, if the giants can’t manage that vs Henry Sosa of the Astros on 3 days rest, at home…
I think you're looking at the Giants pythag.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Well then, I feel better now!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Wonder which position player is going to get to pitch in the blowout.
48 seconds ago Favorite Retweet Reply
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I am so dumbfounded by this team.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
2 runs in 3 innings
so if we get 4 baserunners but have 9 outs and 1 bochy and you add X and carry the 3…
Fuck I forgot the Bochy factor.
Unless I am mistaken, we need at least 20 baserunners to guarantee 2 runs in the next 3 innings.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
i hate this fucking team. and look who is coming to bat...fucknuts himself
what will Huff do for an encore tonight?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
illicit more boos from the savvy audience
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That commercial with the crazy eyed-lady is so annoying
too damn positive.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
HENRY FUCKING SOSA?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
TOP PITCHING PROSPECT HENRY SOSA
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Gotta tip your cap
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
An automoated remote control thrower would be nice too
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been telling myself that there’s still a chance for the Giants this year, that injuries and bad luck and bunch of other fucking factors are just making this a bad August. But if we lose this fucking game, against Henry ‘Cy Young’ Sosa, then I think that everyone should give up any hope for the playoffs.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Giants will win this game
Thank me or spank me later
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
I would love to read the “giants way”
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
LOL The Giants Way!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Or managing?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochey needs to go scream at the ump or something
Worst case scenario he gets thrown out and someone that isnt him can manage
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
4-3 or popup?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
HORSESHIT
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I'd like to think the "Giants Way" starts all well and good
then around page 7 the staples fall out, page 15 the document starts to get all crumpled, then finally on page 21 it bursts into flames in your hands.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I’m amused by the thought of a book bursting into lames on a particular page.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Well, Raj mentioned it was only 3 pages, so all those later chapters about winning probably caught fire and disappeared long ago.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BOCHEY GET OUT THERE
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Shitfuck call
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
LOLSTRIKEZONE
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
What, you want to see DeRosa or Rowand play?
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
If you were to receive the "Giants Way"
It would go three feet wide of you.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
You cannot receive the Giants Way
Because it is always thrown out at second
get on base, Cody...
Belt is going deep
by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 25, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Nice Fucking Work Giants!!!
The book on Sosa is officially closed: 6 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 3 BB, 3 SO – nice job letting the rookie bend you over and have his way with you weakass hitters.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Well Guys
At least the sun will come out tomorrow …
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
LOL
STFU
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ragamuffin bitch.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Thanks for saying it someone had to
by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 9:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This offense makes me sick.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
at least I’m getting a bobblehead flying down for my only game this year… our offense is absolutely depressing.
by chenster on Aug 25, 2011 9:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Aubrey Huff
Officially a piece of crap
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
YES! IT IS OUR LACK OF SPEED THAT IS PREVENTING US FROM SCORING
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
The real kicker:
I start school tomorrow… Summer’s over :(
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
You start school on a Friday?
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Yeah... No idea why
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
What kind of school starts on a Friday?
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
This is just hilarious now
It’s funny because our best hitter in the inning who can get on base gets to bat with no one on and two out
Fucking bork
by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 9:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
OT: If I keep this date pit in my mouth for a few months, will a tree begin to grow, and if so, can I then transplant it?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
i grew a corn once from popcorn that i left in m kitchen sink
well it only grew a little
by boyessprings on Aug 25, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Grew moldy?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I thought you said "date pill"
Then I immediately thought I knew the reason why I wasn’t feeling good last Saturday night.
LOL GHB
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Second of the game.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Simply Embarassing
Astros kick our asses 3 out of 4 so far…clearly the superior team. Fucking embarassing.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS MONTH?
Why can’t we win in August?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Tim Lincecum smokes pot
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Of course we didn't lose to Henry Sosa the first time
Completing the sweep was too obvious. Instead, he comes back, and beats us ON SHORT REST
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
otoh
JoeRitzo Gary Brown having a big night … 4-for-4 with two doubles, two home runs and four RBI’s through six innings. AVG up to .330 with 12 HR’s.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Interesting that they kept him in the Cal League all year.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I kind of hope they push him to AAA next year but we'll see
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He didn't ask nicely.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I have no idea what any of this things mean.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was the Giants, I’d be fucking embarrassed to show my face in public. They’re getting paid a lot of money to suck at their job.
This is just bad baseball.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
young players > old players
why can’t bork and sabes understand this
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
For me it’s not even a young vs. old argument. It needs to be a good vs. bad players dilemma.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Brown
4-4 two doubles two dingerz 4 RBI’s
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
If a robot is so technically advanced that it can walk, and apparently order food from a fast food restaurant, wouldn’t it be smart enough to realize it has no way to eat or process said food?
THIS COMMERCIAL FUCKING SUCKS.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
The Yankees scored 22 runs today.
22. I live in New York. I’m a Giants’ fan.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I am just south of ya. I too follow this team.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
How many games does it take us to score that many?
7? 8?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
8 TIMES 1 EQUAL 8
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE HIM OUT THERE TO FIX THE MESS HE IS IN
CAUSE HE SUCKS
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
pull his ass out, just another stupid move by Bork
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
trying to save the bullpen for saturday. seems risky.
by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 25, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Bork doesn't belong here...stupid, stupid moves in this game
the steal attempts, the hit and run, the not bunting the runner over, the bunt call to Kepp after O-Cab walks and Sosa is on the ropes, shit, I could go on. The writers need to crucify this fuckhead for his incompetence.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Have there been boos going towards the Giants?
I mean, I want to. I really want to. But I can’t bring myself to do it.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13
Belt?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Huff was boo'd tonight
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
i don’t like it, no matter how much someone sucks. too philadelphia
by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 25, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, JD Martinez can go fuck himself
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What about calbearJD?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
WHO THE FUCK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
afkwegjaqwegjqgjiwegiq
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
effin' stupid Bork is a moron
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
But TGWTWS!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the fuck did Vogelsong even start the 8th?
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
He asked!
Nicely.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY ARE THEY KICKING THE GIANTS' ASS?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CarLOLs Lee cleared waivers? Shock.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
no, but he is better than Huff. That is saying something.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLtract
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
whatever we discussed on how to pitch to Martinez (even last week), go get a new fucking report.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
why is vogs still pitching?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Because Bochy is still managing
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously bork you assclown
Yeah Vogelsong gave you seven pretty good innings and is over 100 pitches YEAH LETS LEAVE HIM OUT THERE what a fucking idiot
by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 9:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Joffrey?
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He is the real life Jack Nicholson Joker.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Holy shit
Looks like a dept. store mannequin on cocaine.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Phils are on a mission to collect Great Pitchers and position players who have sphincter- face transplants
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Vogelsong does this weird limp whenever he steps off towards a runner.
and every time it scares the hell out of me.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Sometimes I think Bochy uses a Ouija board to decide when to pull pitchers.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
A defective Ouija board.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yahtzee dice
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Cap'n Crunch consumed
But I’m too sad to pour even a half glass of wine.
I may have to have a scoop of ice cream instead.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Yes, please
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ice cream with crushed Capn Crunch topping
and some sort of chocolate or fruit sauce
and whipped cream
and nuts
and marshmallows
They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.
I was gong to slice a banana, add the chocolate ice cream, pour some double chocolate sauce on it and sprinkle some colored marshmallows on top.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Hell by the way this game is going, go ahead and grab the entire tub
"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi
ooh I still have some B&J's Jimmy Fallon Late Night Snack
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
09 was pretty bad
but this season reminds me alot of 09 with Bochy’s shenangins
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
so who's gonna hit the worthless solo homer tonight?
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
Schaefer
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Not Huff
he can’t even do that tonight
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun facts.
The Dodgers have scored 46 runs in their last 7 games.
The Giants have scored 47 in our last 15 games.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
that many?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
4 games for us with 5 or more in that span.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
that many?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously been counting the days
WAR Chris Lytle!
by AwkwardBoner on Aug 25, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTS HAVE BEEN ON A ROLL
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This paredes guy has some swagger
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 25, 2011 9:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
6 outs to score at least 2 runs
pretty sure this is impossible now
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Gamecast says there is a 14% chance of it happening
LOL Gamecast.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt’s been fucking owning lately.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Does owning's husband know about this?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Jeremy
Now SCORE RUNS YOU GIANTS NINCOMPOOPS
Just a small town girl.....
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Is Pat going to take him out on the town after the game? Show him the ways of the world?
by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 25, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is the Calvin Coolidge rally Fatheads?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
my Calvin Coolidge biographies are like 3 weeks overdue from the Palo Alto library
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
One is the loneliest number
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
I laughed.
Then cried.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13
Not only does this game suck, but the audio keeps dropping out on NBC 11
Screw this.
/makes banana royale
//cranks up BlackOps
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Of course.
I think playing BlackOps and similar games helps me develop my situational awareness skills, which in turn makes me a better parent.
Or something.
Maybe it just helps me blow off steam so I don’t strangle my kids.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
ps3
cornToTheHolio
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Come on Mr. Downside.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
SLOWSIDE
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
so in the ninth we have kepp, beltran and pablo.
so i guess we have a chance.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Rally velocirapture
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
ONE PITCH
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
TWO PITCHES*
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bloop – CHECK!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Hahahahaha Keppinger.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I really hate Cabrera on this team.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Still hate it.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Why won’t Shafer just die?
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
BaronVonCurrentEdict.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL O-CAB
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Keppinger should bunt!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
astros b'casters marveling at how good their mediocre reliever looks tonight
am inured to hearing such stuff this year
LOL
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Good. Wouldn’t want it to sire any awful-game bastard children. RT @baseballmarty: This is a game the Giants usually would pull out…
LOL
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still lol’ing.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Pyke
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Ah, couldn’t remember that one.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Also
Hill for the Westerlands, though I don’t remember if we’ve met any or not.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
is Lollys's Tyrion a Hill?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Apparently he is a Waters
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
That threw me for a bit, that the Kingsland bastards are surnamed Waters.
They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.
yeah I don’t usually associate King’s Landing with the water, but I guess it is
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
TYRION MADE WATER AND THEN SHOOK THE LAST FEW DROPS AWAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Tyrion Hill, secret Targ.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
OMG don't even joke
It’s like people saying lol what if rhaegar’s children were alive lol
They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.
that would never happen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
HODOR HODOR HODOR
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
But Gendry <3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He is listening, you know
baseballmarty marty lurie
@mccoveychron funny…
2 minutes ago
oh god it's like your grandpa hearing you tell a dirty joke
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Cz
ACADEMIC
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
FUCK THAT GUY
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
GOD DAMMIT
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
OF COURSE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I think every team we face has a part-time alliance with those damn snakes
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
THAT'S WHY YOU GUARD THE LINE
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Bork
“Oh, THAT’S what gaurding the line means”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. Yep.
We suck.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13
what i dont get
is how the mariners can possibly be worse on offense then we are
they're not!
A Mariners fan friend of mine posted on Facebook this morning that they’ve now surpassed us in runs per game. wheeeeeeeeeee!
Of course, they also have a DH, so arguably they’re still worse.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Harder league.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I am a regular at Lookout Landing.
I can also say that there is considerably less hitting talent. Wayy down. Worse than the Giants.
"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi
Except for that bastard cocaine addict/smuggler/international terrorist, Dustin Ackley.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
what up doodz
Coming into today, BP’s playoff predictor still thought we had a 67% chance of making the postseason.
And I’d like to believe that, but, really…huh? Does ANYONE believe that?
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
the worst team in b-ball, creamed by the Rockies are looking like the DBacks vs Giants
timely hitting XBH, steals, crushing clutch longballs, + errorless
I could have been watching Big Brother.
Dammit.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
so how does this game end in the 9th?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
I bet they score a run and leave the tying run on 2nd or 3rd.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
He does have a 5.66 ERA in AAA this year, you know.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
JoeRitzo Joe Ritzo
by extrabaggs
Burrell should be done for the night … 1-for-4 with a line drive RBI single to left … was 3-for-8 with three singles in 2 games with SJ.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
He should just say in San Jose.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Uh, that wasn't a foul ball.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
what a bunch of fucking moron umpires
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
TWHS
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
HOW THE FUCK DID HE HIT THAT?
ALSO HE SHOULD HAVE STRUCK OUT 3 PITCHES AGO
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
After that missed call by the ump, and Corporan has reached, he will score and the Giants will lose 4-3.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
You really think the Giants could possibly score 2 more runs tonight!?
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
do I have to see Schafer again?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
He came from the future to fuck with us
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Downs is better than 66? of the Giants lineup.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
THE SEAGULLS ARE CIRCLING
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
silly me
I remember actually thinking the “fight” between us and the phils was actually going to help our offense.
No
That “fight” was a group that was lashing out because they knew they couldn’t beat a better team.
Might have been the beginning of the end.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Why, Matt?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Fun Fact
The Giants now have the worst run differential in the NL.
Give up a few more runs, and we’ll surpass the Mets for bottom 5 in the NL.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
DAMMIT
Worst differential in the NL WEST, I meant to say.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
What happen to our falcons?
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
to get rid of the seagulls?
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
And Mota just tore his ACL walking out of the dugout
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He's limping
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL mota
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
clearly, we didn't use our allocation of 5 hits per game wisely tonight
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT, MOTA IS LIMPING TO THE BULLPEN MOUND
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL seagulls flying into the shot.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
LOL those seagulls are going to get hurt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
PAGING DAVE WINFIELD
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
We need a ScareRandyJohnson
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Great - now Mota breaks himself tripping on the dugout steps
Cursed.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Remember, it's because Eli can't hold on to a baseball.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Can they hit and play SS?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Seagulls scavenge garbage
Therefore, they are circling the Giants
They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.
by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Mota is injured?
That means we’ll win in extra innings, right?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Rally Boba Fett Ice Cream Sandwiches!!!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
LOL WUT
Looks tasty though.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
i didnt believe it was possible...
until THIS. rally cap is on now. I ran upstairs to grab it. also im sitting here all alone. watching this game. how fucking sad my life feels at this exact moment. im craving an ice cream sandwhich now too. u dick
by Mastapeace21 on Aug 25, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
wecould have used that in ATL last week
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
so we’ve lost 2 games in the standings with Cain, Timmeh and Vogelsong pitching the last 3 days?
I’m completely over this team for the year. This one finally breaks my back
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
until tomorrow
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE SOME RUNS YOU ASSHOLES
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Here they come...
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Did you just take this picture right now?
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
the vultures around here are black w/ red heads.
i think you have the africans
I just want to see Belt come to bat this inning. At least it would be interesting
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY SCAVENGERS
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
RALLY SEAGULLS
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
mine
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Greatest cereal of all-time
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
VOLTRON
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
I’m going to Texas tomorrow for a family birthday reunion thing… I’m expecting nonstop heckling.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Ask them to show you their trophy
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
A HIT
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT SOLID CONTACT
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
MORE SCAVENGERS
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
tommarow i wanna see this
58 splash hits. one world title. cmon panda
that’s some Edward Scissorhands shit right there.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
0-2?
time to hit and run!!!
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
MORE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Yeah. Didn't work.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
HAHAHHAHAHA
sigh
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 25, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Hack, Hacktastic, The fantastic hacktastic place
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
FUCK EVERYTHING
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL US
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 25, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Why does he do that?????
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Lol
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
That was at your shoes, Pablo.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Pablo is so fucking selective!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Thats why I dont follow you on twitter Pablo
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
OMG HUFF TOOK A PITCH HEATING UP GUYS!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
And it was a called strike outside the zone.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I mean really, even when try to do the right thing, the wrong thing happens.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Ice cream has been consumed
But the hole in my soul is still there.
Dammit, Giants!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Go for the wine.
I’m going for some right now.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah. I prefer to enjoy it with a meal or as a pleasant end-of-day indulgence. There’s nothing pleasant left after that shit-fest of a game.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Then go for the prune juice. Obvious metaphor.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Warrior's drink.
/nerd
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
At least my PS3 theme shows the Giants WS trophy. I can pretend it’s still last fall.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
It is until this fall.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
2011
in a nutshell
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
So I would like to see replay of Pablo's at bat
cause I am pretty sure that ball hit or was on the ground.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
what else is new?
that’s what you get with Sandoval. Take the good with the bad.
It may have been 1/2 inch above the ground.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
“They would try and swing at a ball if it rolled to them” – Damon Bruce
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FUCK
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HENRY SOSA
3 DAYS REST
ASTROS
1 RUN TOTAL
that is the only thing that needs to be said
Bags announcers said it today “every team in MLB is licking their chops to play the Giants with their batting order”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Houston Astros vs. the Giants: 3-1
Houston Astros vs. everyone else: 39-87
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
THAT WAS AN EXTREMELY GIANTS-ESQUE DOUBLE PLAY.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
This sucks
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
FUCK FUCK FUCK GODDAMIT MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMMIT!!!
I fucking hate this
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
this team is a fucking joke.
Never in doubt.
by TimLincecumIsGod on Aug 25, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
what a fucking bunch of fucking bullshit
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 25, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
Even money to reach the playoffs!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
They expanded the schedule to 164 games!?
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
spot on reaction
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
/tips cap
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Aubrey Huff's 10 pitches tonight
called strike
called strike
swinging strike (out)
pop out
BALL!
called strike
foul
called strike (out)
called strike
fly out
Wow
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That one ball he had will keep him playing
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Armstrong style
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Aug 25, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL good one
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, uh...
That’s not the right way of looking at it.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Biggest choke job since Dave Dravecky in the 1987 NLCS.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
IT’S ALL HIS FAULT!!!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WAIT VOGELSONG THOUGHT THEY WOULD SCORE MORE THAN ONE RUN
WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE
by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 10:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
HOLY SHIT MEGA SHARK VS CROCOSAURUS IS ON
AND IT’S STARRING JALEEL WHITE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
What kind of lame platitudes will Bochy come up with tonight?
Because I don’t think he can entirely blame the loss on the players. His managing (and playing Cabrera leading off) was kind of bad.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
There is blame all around
Bochy gives away too many damn outs, runs his players too much
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
it's the fact that two if not three of the guys who were instrumental to scoring last year
aren’t healthy or playing
The guys who are playing
should still be able to do better than 4 hits in 6 innings of Henry Fucking Sosa.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
they guys they are playing are backups on most other halfway competitive teams
minus belt and beltran
Sandoval is a backup on another competitive team?
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
ok throw him in too.
But even belt is borderline. They should have a lineup consisting of majority starters is all I’m saying
And Henry Sosa is a replacement-level pitcher.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
theyres a reason so many replacement level pitchers
keep having career starts against this team. this type of game from a bad pitcher has been happening all year.
So you put Cabrera at the top of the order? Because he asked? You let Whiteside anywhere near the plate? You keep calling stupid hit-and-run plays?
Yeah, the injuries have been awful. But to be beaten by Houston’s AAA team (after they traded away their best players) tells me it’s not just the Giants’ players’ fault that they’re losing. Maybe the roster should have been blown up. Maybe Bochy should pull his head out of his ass.
I won’t absolve Bochy because of injuries.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So you put Cabrera at the top of the order? Because he asked?
This also pissed me off to no end.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Wait, what? He asked so they let him?? LOL
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t read anything about the Giants today lol Wow though…
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
As I wrote in the pregame blog post, Orlando Cabrera’s .257 on-base percentage doesn’t make him well suited to lead off. Bruce Bochy explained he’s not an ideal candidate, but hey, maybe he could be the ideal guy for this lineup. He’s capable of punching a two-out single after the pitcher sacrifices a runner into scoring position, Bochy said.
Well, Cabrera let us in on a little secret after the game. Leading off wasn’t Bochy’s idea. It was his.
"That was kind of my request," he said. "I want to be there. I want to get a lot of at-bats."
Wait a second. It was his idea?
"A suggestion," Cabrera said, with a lilt in his voice. "You know, I’ve gotta do what I need to do to win this division."
The Giants don’t have another on-base guy to lead off, and they won’t have Andres Torres back any earlier than Saturday. So Bochy figures they might as well go with some energy and enthusiasm, and Cabrera still carries himself like a youngster.
"I see Cabrera leading off the next 2-3 days," Bochy said. "He has a knack of coming through when you need it. I thought he had a great game at shortstop, too."
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Energy and enthusiasm are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than talent.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
but hey, maybe he could be the ideal guy for this lineup. He’s capable of punching a two-out single after the pitcher sacrifices a runner into scoring position, Bochy said.
grumble grumble
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Speechless…
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 25, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Cabrera let us in on a little secret after the game. Leading off wasn’t Bochy’s idea. It was his.
"That was kind of my request," he said. "I want to be there. I want to get a lot of at-bats."
Wait a second. It was his idea?
"A suggestion," Cabrera said, with a lilt in his voice. "You know, I’ve gotta do what I need to do to win this division."
Per Baggs
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
giving one of your worst hitters a lot of at bats is always a great way to win
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
does anyone wanto to really see Cabrera hit leadoff, no.
but fuckin fuck, your up against a AAA pitcher….work a fuckin count! (see Huff)
I'm not absovling bochy
He always has sucked. I’m saying that upper management deserves equal blame. The team is terribly crafted.
YOUR WEEKEND PASS IS REVOKED
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 25, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
tell em sledgehammah
They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.
by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand:
“Never stand when you can shit”
-yeah sorry bout that one, i got nothing.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 25, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
have The Franchise Tivo'd
can’t bring myself to watch it
The French have a word for this kind of situation
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Merde?
They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.
by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a word for it too
“Shit sandwich.”
Okay, two words.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
/reads back of sheave gel bottle
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
shave
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else feel like Beltran has like zero range.
Either that or dude isn’t trying at all.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 25, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
UZR liked him a lot until 2009.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Chasm?
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
The dudes legs are held together by silly string.
He is not bad for what is left.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Zack Wheeler
Has put together a silly string of starts!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
not much range these days
meaningless singles, etc.
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Carlos Beltran has 5 GIDPs
In 13 games as a Giant.
This game reminds me of the time I found this blue mint in the men's room, but someone had left it in the urinal, but when I washed it off it didn't taste like mint.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
I bet it tasted better
than the aftertaste of tonight’s game. Which is very, very bitter, with a dash of fresh Sosa.
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
by thebeliever on Aug 25, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Butt-head: He’s got a fat little face.
Beavis: Yeah. He’s got a fat bloated face that you get when you eat too many urinal mints.
Butt-head: Uh…what are you talking about, Beavis?
Beavis: You know, those round things that are there, you know, so you can freshen up after you take a leak.
Butt-head: Beavis, you’re not supposed to eat those!
Beavis: Oh yeah. I know, I was just kidding.
Butt-head: Dumbass!
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Anybody in the minors wanna come up and get some BP?
It can’t be any more depressing/ unproductive than watching Huff, Ross, etc etc ad nauseam, getting fitted for Golden Sombreros every other night. Time for the Olds to get some rest, let the young knuckleheads run around out there for awhile. It’d be more fun than this shit, “3 games back” or not.
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
Andres Torres
please come back and hit
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
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Joseph’s sac fly in the bottom of the eighth makes it 11-5 Giants… Brown singled in the eighth and is now 5-for-5 with five runs scored.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
pgt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
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