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Giants/Astros Series Preview

Stared at that title for 30 minutes before I started typing. Another Giants/Astros series? Man, there's nothing to say about that. It's a four-game series at home against the worst team in baseball. If the Giants win at least three games, well, they're supposed to. If they split the series, that will be the source of much consternation. If they do worse, there will be looting after the fires die down.

No one wants to read another Giants/Astros series preview. So that got me thinking about things people would want to read about less, and that's what led me to a list of the most interesting trades between the Giants and Astros. The list wasn't very long. Actually, there isn't really a list. But that led me to a list of the trades between the Giants and Astros that I find interesting.

Star-divide

Rick Wilkins for Kirt Manwaring
In 1993, Wilkins had 30 home runs and a 150 OPS+ in 500 at-bats. He was 26 at the time. So even though he was hot garbage in 1994 and 1995, you can't fault the Giants for taking a chance on him. He was still young, and his historic season wasn't that long ago. And when Wilkins came over to the Giants in 1996, he hit .293/.366/.510 for the rest of the season, usually batting behind Barry Bonds in the batting order. What a steal!

He hit .193/.259/.319 for the rest of his career. What a weird career. If he doesn't stink so much in 1997, though, the Giants never trade for Brian Johnson. So hooray for Rick Wilkins!

I have a lot of Kirt Manwaring anecdotes, but I'll spare you most of them. I was fired from a dishwashing job in college because they wouldn't give me the weekend off to go home and attend a Dusty Baker/Kirt Manwaring Q&A session before a game at Candlestick. My mom had won tickets, and I was pretty sure it was my destiny to go, so I just didn't show up to work. And I don't remember a damned question or answer from the session, but I do remember what my clothes smelled like after a night working in a restaurant. I think that means I chose wisely.

Another Kirt Manwaring factoid:

1988 Giants: .250/.279/.336, OPS+ 80
1999 Rockies: .299/.374/.409, OPS+ 80

I know it's funny to make fun of the humidor, but, man, am I glad that thing exists now.

Enos Cabell for Chris Bourjos and Bob Knepper.
Really trying to put this into perspective. This would be like trading Jonathan Sanchez for, oh, Russ Davis. Like, today's Russ Davis. Knepper was inconsistent and young. Cabell was terrible -- he hit .276/.305/.351 the before he was traded to the Giants, which isn't that awful for the Astrodome, but he complemented it with 29 errors at third base. He was a -0.7 WAR player in 1979, a -1.0 WAR player in 1980, and when he joined the Giants in 1981 he was a ... -1.7 WAR player. Math!

The Giants did not win the World Series in 1981.

The San Francisco Giants purchased Roger Metzger from the Houston Astros.
Metzger cut four of his fingers off with a table saw, attempted a comeback with the Giants, and hit .074/.167/.074 in 28 games. Finally, we have the perfect comp for Orlando Cabrera.

Dave Bergman and Jeffrey Leonard to the San Francisco Giants for Mike Ivie
This site would have melted down. Ivie was a former #1 overall pick, and in his first two seasons with the Giants, he hit .296/.361/.515 with 38 home runs in 720 at-bats. He had a down year in 1980, eerily reminiscent of Aubrey Huff this year, but Bergman was a generic bench guy and Leonard was a 25-year-old tools goof with a career line of .268/.334/.351 (again, Astrodome: OPS+ was 95).  

I probably would have taken my chances with Ivie. Whooooooops. He only played two more seasons, retiring when he was 30. And Hac Man was Hac Man -- the very definition of a badass. 

 

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I’m very tempted to share a poem I call “Sonnet”.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know someone named Sonnet. She’s cool. I can’t speak for her parents, but she isn’t even a hippie.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roses are red..........

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something something suck it something something fuck it

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

(somethings) Complete.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Robert Frost!

by Bar None on Aug 25, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude leaves me cold.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should take the road less traveled

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gene, Gene made a machine

Joe, Joe made it go
Art, Art laid a fart and blew it all apart.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one dude with the funny name is very disappointed in you boys.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daniel3333?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

just look how disappointed he is

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He couldn't get past the Million Dollar Man

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 25, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know his name, but I :question his taste level" as Nina Garcia would say.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Black man-servants with sleeveless vests

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

He was named Virgil as a rib to Dusty Rhodes’ real name: Virgil Runnels. WCW returned the favor by naming him Vincent when Mike Jones joined WCW.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was also later briefly called Shane in WCW, after Shane McMahon.

Poor dude spent almost his whole career being named after people for the purposes of making fun of them.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and jobbing like crazy

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This too.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has like the Brooklyn Brawler.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time I ever went to wrestling I saw Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Hulk Hogan v. Ted Debiase and Virgil.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems a little one sided…

by iHateBochy on Aug 25, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me guess… Debiase put Hogan in the “Million Dollar Dream” and then Duggan hit him over the back with a 2×4 – then Hogan did the leg drop (Worst finishing move in the history of the WWF) and pinned em’?

by iHateBochy on Aug 25, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vince McMahon had a great imagination, huh?

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

samoans must be savages?

visionary.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

you saw that match too?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those matches were great. If you had to compare our players to professional wrestlers, who would they be? I’d compare Brian Wilson to “Hacksaw Jim Duggan”.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 25, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres “Superfly” Torres

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain is Kane without a doubt

by iHateBochy on Aug 25, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem!

The garage door Tom was playing with
Fell on his head and squashed it.
Mother, seeing the mess cried out
“The floor! And I just washed it!”

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this series.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You say that every series..

it is valid however.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Aug 25, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello nerbs!

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 25, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

A hearty hummus to you!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Ritzo reporting that Hector Sanchez was optioned to San Jose. Eli must be back. Has it been 7 days?

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

:( Karate Koala

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Aug 25, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats a Joe Ritzo

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

assuming you are not kidding

he’s the PBP announcer (and other things) for the SJ Giants.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optioned to San Jose?

You mean Fresno?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ritzo is SJ's play by play man

So, SJ.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Aug 25, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, San Jose. Joe Ritzo is the play-by-play guy for San Jose. It sounds like they’re just stashing Hector there until Sept. 1. Probably just a geography thing.

If Joe’s reporting it, it’s true. He won’t give out info unless he’s been given permission.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, San Jose. Joe Ritzo is the play-by-play guy for San Jose. It sounds like they’re just stashing Hector there until Sept. 1. Probably just a geography thing.

ah, guess that makes sense.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact, I misreported! It isn’t even that it “sounds like” it’s only until rosters expand. He said that. Here’s the tweet.

@JoeRitzo Joe Ritzo
Hector Sanchez optioned to San Jose today…will be in SJ only until the major league roster can expand on 9/1 (or perhaps a few days after)

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta step up your game kdl :P

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right? Massive failure. ;-)

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

We won the claim for the Reds catcher.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/Whiteside off the DL

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Aug 25, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop ruining fantasy with your “facts”

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 25, 2011 2:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I should never have taken the time to make the three Sanchez/Good Bad and Ugly poster. They will never all be active at the same time.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You basically doomed him to being optioned.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/guilt

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli is back. The roster sheet here has Eli on the roster

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like Sanchez to be wherever he can get the most help working on his defense

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by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolA's

from 7-1 to 7-10 with 2 Jank’s GS.

by Bar None on Aug 25, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh A's

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m slightly jealous of both teams for having the ability to score so many runs.

by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 25, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

But then I remember the fact that that also means that their pitchers suck enough to give up that many runs. Then I laugh and hug Timmy, Cain, and MadBum

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

but hey, how come WE never play teams with pitchers that suck enough to give up that many runs?

by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's have a really good staff.

Possibly better than the Giants.

Caveat is that they’ve been stung by the injury bug, which can do lasting damage to young pitchers.

by dregarx on Aug 25, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

bulLOLpen.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Weeeee

Nice write up. This series is going to suck.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 25, 2011 2:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Beltran will save us.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did once save the Astros...

So there’s that.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Misses pop up and blows out knee.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 25, 2011 3:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Please win Giants.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

simple, yet effective

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

No optimism here.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this optimism.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not optimism as much as it is

begging.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 25, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT Question for the JD's

an interesting thing happened today. My landlord is looking to refi, and the lender sent an appraiser out to do his thing. However, when he wanted to come in, I noticed his camera and I asked him not to take pictures, as I felt that this was an undue invasion of privacy. I’ve had several past experiences with landlord refi’s, but they’ve never needed to come inside, let alone take pictures.

So, the question is: am I within my legal rights as a tenant to refuse to allow them to take pictures of the inside of my rental unit?

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by son of ggf on Aug 25, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure.

As this is not the type of law I do. But if you’re california, my guess would be it probably IS within your legal rights to refuse – the general idea being that the landlord rents your apartment to you, he/she is selling you the right to exclusive possession. In CA, the laws about even entering your apartment are very strict (can only be done under specific circumstances and with proper notice). But again, I don’t know for sure – you can probably find the answer on the interwebs!

by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 25, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be my answer, too. It’s, unfortunately, not my area of expertise.

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by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really my field but you should check your lease…

I believe the general rule is that a landlord can enter a premise upon reasonable notice and the entry is reasonably related to upkeep/repair of the building.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps I need Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

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by son of ggf on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd go with your local legal aid or tenant's right association.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’d say. In most states I think the landlord has to have permission to enter, but landlords can go in under certain circumstances.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked with Project Sentinel. They said that this is the first time this topic has come up, that they feel it is an undue burden on the tenant, but they need to do more research.

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by son of ggf on Aug 25, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

without being a lawyer, I can say you should check your lease

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by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will guess that the lease states that “periodic inspections of the property may be made blah blah blah smoke detectors… blah blah blah investors …blah blah blah filters….”
but it won’t say anything about them taking pictures; which is the issue…

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by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d imagine that they can take pictures if areas that need inspection or further work, but not wide pan shots of the whole apt.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say, with proper notice, your landlord can enter your premises and take pictures for purposes of a refi. Just hide your paraphernalia in a closet and put a padlock on it. ;)

by City Girl on Aug 25, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a lawyer, but I think you should have slapped the camera out of his hand and screamed, “get away from me soul stealer!” in his face.

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by iammclovin on Aug 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't forget to cite a case

In Re Crazy McTortfeasor.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since appraisals rules are stricter about photos and such...

…and appraisals are required for financing, my guess is taking pictures would be considered reasonale.

Not a lawyer, but a lender

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by Goofus on Aug 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually surprised when we re-fi’ed earlier this summer and the appraiser actually came in the house. And took photos. For prior appraisals, we were lucky to have somebody drive by.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see what your business has to do with gettin’ into my business!

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by son of ggf on Aug 25, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Just got Matt Cain in Sega MLB Manager

Now my pitching staff has Timmy, Cain, MadBum, Affeldt, Wilson.

And Zito.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Aug 25, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounded promising until Zito.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My position player bench is: Steve Holm, Max Ram, Matt Downs, and Bo…Cock.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Aug 25, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL A's

Trying to go three straight innings giving up a grand slam

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No grand slam here

Instead he’ll walk in four runs

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grand Slam potential is back!

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick Question...

Are the Giants allowed to hit Grand Slams in this series?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 25, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot we aren’t allowed to have those.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 25, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

because they’re not allowed to have three runners on base at the same time

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy will bench Belt if he hits one for not making a productive out

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear lord A's pen.

Try NOT allowing the bases to load every inning for once

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Dodgers are so irrelevant that FOX is giving the Bay Area the Braves and Mets game on Saturday (which could be rained out) over Rockies-Dodgers.

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone else be on board with me for Hector being the Karate Koala?

He’s essentially mini Pablo…

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Aug 25, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No gonna do it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone gets me!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe the Astros are still sending poor Henry Sosa out ever 5 days.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

correction

he’s going on 3 days rest

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? OMG.

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by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kid you not

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the Astros are trying to lose.

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet

Giants

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he gets the W, I will laugh pretty hard.

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by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why couldn’t they have started this strategy last week?

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by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last week they were at home

you don’t try to lose in front of your home fans or they will stop coming and you will lose money

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did

Giants wanted nothing to do with it

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did. The Giants weren’t complying.

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty awesome strategy against us

Baseball gods and all

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by hairball on Aug 25, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that mean Belt will hit another 3-run HR?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t we want him to pitch tonight?

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by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIRM going for a two-grand slam game.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

weeeeeee

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Tonight’s #SFGiants lineup: Cabrera ss, Keppinger 2b, Beltran rf, Sandoval 3b, Huff 1b, Ross cf, Belt lf, Whiteside c, Vogelsong p

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 25, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCabrera leading off and Belt at 7th

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he asked so politely!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember it even took Posey awhile to move up in the lineup

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What more does Bochy want, jeezus.

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by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Home Run cycle.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only female Poseys can do that. Do you think Addison is ready to start?

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by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends. What position does she play?

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can she play SS?

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by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

or C?

If so we can ask her to cut her hair short and pass her off as her brother

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

She would probably allow less passed balls than Whiteside.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 25, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 25, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would think so.

But does she have the grit factor that is required for Sabean to notice her?

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by calgiants86 on Aug 25, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

check the diaper

loads of grit

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by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he has to add 7 years to his life.

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by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this.

this is the only criterion.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently Huff hasn’t left enough men on base yet

by Rocko711 on Aug 25, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going for a NL record.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least with Cabrera leading off there will be fewer runners on that Huff can leave on base.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's probably our best RBI threat

But I would flip he and Huff

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just happy he's playing

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by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing Belt is hitting 7th

so that if he gets on base to lead off an inning, we get to rely on Whiteside, the pitcher, and Cabrera to drive him in

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bat our worst hitter 1st and one of our best hitters 7th

What could go wrong!

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They won with that configuration last night. SCIENCE.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Cabrera ASKED to hit leadoff. So of course you have to say yes.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, Cabrera’s desire to get a lot of AB’s is the determining factor.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that is in the team’s best interest.

Bochy’s logic was astounding – he assumes that when you get guys from the bottom of the order on, Cabrera can bring them home. What. The. Fuck?

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

RBI hitter!

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t mess with a good thing.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s not like they’ve scored less runs with Cabrera at leadoff than with Fontenot or Ross.

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They better freaking win.

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s ridic. at least put Ross behind Belt. I’d like someone to drive in Belt when he’s always on base. and really, what has Huff done to deserve hitting 5th?

maybe Belt should ask to hit 5th.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORKED LAST NIGHT!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

needz moar stewart

And less Cabrera

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Aug 25, 2011 4:58 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

@ jhiat00, from the last thread regarding the car talk:

exactly. take your time and enjoy it- my Honda is my 2nd car, so I don’t have any qualms with ripping the entire dash out to install a digital climate control system, which was my summer project :)

out of necessity or not, knowing how your car operates and how to fix simple things goes a long, long way.

First off, about your car- grill paint will work too, all that matters is that it is high heat paint. Are you getting like a squealing out of the front brakes? that can be easily rectified with slipping some brake shins in between the pads and caliper. if you’re referring to chatter in the pedal, then your rotors may be warped. the restore on the headlights is actually really easy- you’ll just be wet-sanding them with 800-2500 grit sandpaper. I’m sure you’ve already found the tutorial for that? it works wonders, though.

as for my Honda, it’s a Pearl White ‘96 Prelude (my 4th overall) that I bought a few years back for the purpose of turning into my project car. I’ve done so much to the car already:

36-way adjustable Tein HA coilovers, S2000 staggered wheels, JDM H22A 2.2L DOHC VTEC engine (not exactly street legal), JUN camshafts, Ferrera (not Ferrari, haha) valvetrain, Type S pistons, Greddy 4-2-1 header, Apex’i World Sport catback exhaust, Hondata S200 ECU piggybacking a chipped P28, full tan leather interior conversion from 96 SE ….and a ton of other stuff in the works

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit, nice car dude.

especially the H22A

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the blue-top Type S H22A is a monster. it’s already broken two axles.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT A GRAND SLAM YANKEES

I want to laugh at the As

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The A's keep loading the bases

They really ARE trying to go for the grand slam against record

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW - OT rage still building

I can’t believe Verizon isn’t going to carry the Samsung Galaxy S2. I’ve been waiting for that thing for almost 4 months.

Assholes.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That is a 4g phone yea?

I only know of them announcing 4… the 3 out and the Bionic

by Myemail21479 on Aug 25, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LTE

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My understanding LTE is the type of 4g tech

And I never heard them releasing S2, because it is not LTE capable. There is a LTE variant int he works somewhere, is that what you are mad about?

by Myemail21479 on Aug 25, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rumor was that Samsung was going to release a LTE version in the US as an upgrade but I guess not. A LTE version was released in SK.

I think it will eventually come out…just probably early 2012.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late. I’ll switch carriers by then.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go to T-Mobile

but wife wants the iphone5.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a good family plan with T-Mobile which includes a customer loyalty discount. If we were to cancel for any reason, we wouldn’t be able to get as good a plan as we have now.

by City Girl on Aug 25, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The story was that they would have an LTE version to release. There is a Celox that Samsung is preparing for release in Korea that is LTE, but it runs at a slightly different frequency than Verizon’s LTE network. But no word on whether that is what’s coming out.

The S2 is the best friggin’ phone to come out in a good long time, and my carrier screws me over. Again.

ANGER.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBF

just about everything (until very recently) about the Galaxy S2 in the US has been speculation since April.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well of course it was all speculation. So? But to have just one of the four providers not carry it (and that carrier just happens to be mine) is pretty shitty.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you had hit the acceptance level...

sorry…Google Nexus?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. No acceptance. BUILDING RAGE.

I don’t want the Nexus. I wanted the damn Galaxy S2.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything I read

agrees with this. It will also be running the stripped down version of Android so you wont get all the extra crap the carriers put on it. It should also get updates to the OS faster than other devices.

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by ELOOIE on Aug 25, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I read they won the bid for it.

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by ELOOIE on Aug 25, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Maybe the next generation but this one is already built (scheduled to be released in October)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im hearing

LTE, dual core, and Ice Cream Sandwich OS

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by ELOOIE on Aug 25, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm seeing

the issue with the Nexus is that it’s more speculation as to specs and performance while the S2 has been out and working for months. Every review I have read (other than Cnet) have raved about the phone.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Root is your freind

I’m never behind on updates…

Droid Eris running Gingerbread

by revdmv on Aug 25, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha?

Do they not want to make money?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they don't

It’s a charity.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like google!

The world’s largest non-profit corporation!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s already pretty stupid that the US is months behind the world on this one. For Verizon to pass it over is beyond comprehension.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they should have taken it even if it was 3G

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the LTE version being release in SK

not being released in US.

Also slightly different LTE frequency.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction

Giants “beat theie ass”

by Myemail21479 on Aug 25, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

facepalm

*they

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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Aug 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

fuck

I thought so

Google lead me astray on that quote

by Myemail21479 on Aug 25, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grammar Nazis

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT A GRAND SLAM GOD DAMNIT

Stop walking guys

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

A's pitching

11 walks.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees batters box score

Lols
That is what the Giants need tonight. Lets bat around 2 or 3 times.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 25, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least some team in Oakland can put 7 on the board.

by Bar None on Aug 25, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL A's

middle inning clusterfuck

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain and WAR-

anyone know why cain’s WAR stat went up when he lost? i just dont get that stat.

by boyessprings on Aug 25, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He earned 50 grit points for going 7 innings

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

it’s def independent of wins, haha

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by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly questions get silly answers

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by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAR!!!

Don’t think of WAR as how many games during the season a player literally helped the team win. For example, hitting a game winning homerun does not earn a player 1 WAR. WAR is independent of the team winning or losing. Think of it as an attempt to rate a player’s overall contribution to the team. It tries to value what the player contributed to the team in overall value.

There are some good explanations on Fangraphs and other statistically inclined sites.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Well-played, Good Sir.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Another walk

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Are the A’s trying to make Billings cry?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 25, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatcha’ doing, A’s.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Mercy rule

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rodriguez thinks so.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t heard that rule. I am preparing a list of “unwritten rules” for a lecture tomorrow, though.

  • Don’t steal when you’re way head.
  • If you’re going to throw at someone, throw at the butt, not the head.
  • If you hit a homerun, just put your head down and run, don’t pose or visibly admire the HR.
  • The Dallas Braden rule: don’t trot over the mound on the way to the dugout!

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot

don’t bunt to break up a no-hitter

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have

basically, you’re supposed to swing at anything close.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The swing at everything rule is supposed to speed the game up

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have heard that the home plate ump sometimes widens the strike zone in a blowout. The swing-at-everything rule could be separate from this or just the other side of it.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s part of the same thing: when you’re winning big, don’t drag out the suffering more than necessary.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

missed one

How about “When knocking up a waitress on the road, make sure you offer enough hush money.”

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pat Burrell rule.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Burrell rule was

“Always ID”

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

aka

The giants4life83 rule!

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Aug 25, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I made up that rule for Howie!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget – it’s ok to break the catcher’s leg. That’s just baseball.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good one

/writes that down

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corollary to this rule: it’s ok to not feel too bad about Scott Cousins not succeeding in the majors.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pencil lead breaks
Fuck!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the A's philosophy

Walked in Runs don’t count?
Sheesh

by Myemail21479 on Aug 25, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

“Look at all those walks.”
“I know. I have a raging OBP right now.”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 25, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

so Belt owns Sosa a few days ago

and hits 7th today. wouldn’t you want Belt to get more at bats vs sosa? the 4 runs scored last time were all because of Belt. nice job Bork

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Aug 25, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning will never end.

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

it just goes on and on my friend

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s finally over

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 25, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I know why Ross hasn't been killing it

Doesn’t he have to hit 8th to hit dingers?

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Aug 25, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Green collar baseball!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 25, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!?

Eric Chavez is hurt?!?!?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 25, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He actually has been a decent utility guy for the Yankees this season

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are looking to pick him up.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 25, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salaried.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 25, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'll get paid for 9 innings

and like it

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

His overtime is Grant's salary for today

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGOMGOMG. He was walking without a limp the other day, so maybe this is actually true.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Saw Buster in the parking lot. He’s limping a bit, but he shed his walking boot. Plans to go to AZ soon to continue rehab.
6 minutes ago

by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just need to get to October!!!

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fantastic news!

by City Girl on Aug 25, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

World Series DH?
/drinks half full glass of water

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO NO

Now it’s empty!

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 25, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me very happy

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 25, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t this be September?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, Grant, Doug Henry for Scott Linebrink and Joe Messman for Stan Javier weren’t good enough for you!?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If you can’t get 200 words out of Joe Messman, what good are you!?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be dissin on Doug Henry. He was a nice guy, in high school anyways.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two first names = untrustworthy.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doug Henry and Stan Javier

You’re giving me a 1997 flashback.

Especially after Grant mentioned Brian Johnson.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y'all aren't kidding

A’s are walking everything in sight. Had a 7-1 lead and coughed up 15 unanswered runs to the Yankees. And throw in a rain delay.

For some weird reason I felt compelled to anagram “A’s are walking everything in sight”:

INVITING HEALTHIER YANKS SWAGGER

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell Martin is 5 for 5 in the game

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 25, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the Giants had listened to my pleas to obtain Berkman and Martin in the 2010 offseason

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Astros were established as the Houston Colt .45s in 1962. They changed to their current name three years later, when they moved into the iconic Astrodome, the world’s first domed sports stadium. The name references Houston’s role as the center of the U.S. astronaut program.

I thought they were called that because of the Astroturf.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 25, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s try this one. Why did they call the artificial grass in Houston’s solid roof dome “Astroturf”?

by Bar None on Aug 25, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buzz Aldrin's toupee?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the Colt 45turf never caught on.

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you can just hose the puke off it!

by Bar None on Aug 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please beat this lineup

CF Jordan Schafer
2B Jose Altuve
LF J.D. Martinez
1B Carlos Lee
RF Brian Bogusevic
3B Jimmy Paredes
SS Clint Barmes
C Carlos Corporan
RHP Henry Sosa

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

No

since they’re using “pitcher”

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There ought to be a law.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 25, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

this lineup contains JD Martinez

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any A's position player wanna pitch?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Rick Wilkins

His career arc reminds me a bit of another ex-Giants catcher, Mackey Sasser. He was barely a Giant – he came up through our system, but after 4 PA as a rookie was traded to the Pirates for Don Robinson. He ended up a Met.

He was a very good hitter as catchers go from 1988-1991. OPS+ by year: 110, 110, 111, 100. I wonder if he was a defensive disaster, because somehow, he never became a starter. 4 years of 100+ OPS+ from a backup catcher is pretty ridiculous.

But after 1991, he completely fell off the map as a hitter. Next two years by OPS+: 63, 56. Lines of .241 / .248 / .326 and .218 / .274 / .309. After that, he was pretty much done. He played in 17 more MLB games over the next two seasons for the Mariners and Pirates, accomplishing nothing of note.

He’s also one of my favorite obscure ex-Giants, both for his name and because I lived in New Jersey when he was a Met, so I saw him on tv a good bit – I also became a fan of a pre-Giants Mark Carreon at this point.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe he was the guy who developed a mental block and couldn’t throw the ball back to the pitcher.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh, you're right

I didn’t remember that happening with him, but: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1139812/index.htm

Didn’t Mike Ivie have a similar issue?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mackey Sasser?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He barely even knew her.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had that problem and ended up out of baseball. I don’t know if that’s what happened to Ivie.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sasser was who I was talking about. According to Wikipedia, his problem developed after a collision at the plate:

After a serious collision with Jim Presley of the Atlanta Braves at home plate, Sasser began to hesitate and repeat his motion when returning the ball to the pitcher, a normally routine activity (he did not have this problem when throwing to second base on an attempted stolen base).

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, sorry

I didn’t see you claiming him as a Giant. I didn’t know he had anything to do with them.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no worries. nobody ready’s jcb9’s posts ;-)

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can actually spot one by glancing at it, before I even read it! So of course, I will always read it.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I was actually thinking that too. I saw “Rick Wilkins” in the subject and I immediately thought “hmm… this must but a jcb9 post.”

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have typecast myself.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the best possible way! You have a recognizable style, which is good – I’m always sure to take the time to read your posts.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ivie was before my time

But I vaguely remember my father saying that he had that kind of problem very early in his career, and that was why he didn’t stick at catcher.

The other thing I remember my father saying about Mike Ivie: he once saw him hit a ball out of Candlestick entirely. Unfortunately, it was a foul ball.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Ivie

Someone, Lon Simmons maybe? described him as a 40 million dollar airport with a 20 dollar control tower.I always remembered that one.

Go Giants

by Gianni on Aug 25, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL A's

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Aug 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOL

3 grand slams for the Yankees

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

22

San Francisco Giants ***GLORY ACHIEVED 11/01/10***

by Skaldheim on Aug 25, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the game still on?

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. It’s horrible.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. A's....

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 25, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lolz

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It can’t be often that a team goes from having about a 90% chance of winning to losing by 13 runs.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the stock market.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck were the A’s going for the two point conversion that early in the game?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to Montana for him.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE US HOPE
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Buster hopes to catch a bullpen session in October.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/posts Cousins→Buster horrorshow gif

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees must like Denny's

They eat grand slams for breakfast.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I witnessed history!

Yay!

First time a team has hit 3 grand slams in MLB history

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember watching Bonds hit 500.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game when he hit 73.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Tim Lincecum strike out 14 in his postseason debut.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We saw Bonds break the season walk record. Oooooooooooooooh!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also there for some stolen base record thing.

I love baseball.

And I miss Barry.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet the walks record never is broken.

Not the IBB record nor even the BB record.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there when Bonds broke the single-season record.

I remember I was only there because my original tickets were for like 9-13 or something, and they cancelled baseball for a week after 9-11.

So suddenly my tickets were for the game he would likely break the record- I was offered upwards of $200 outside the game for the tickets. I refused.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there when Bonds got his 500th stolen base. It was pretty anticlimatic.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that kinda thing didn’t matter in the 90s. in todays game, though…?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL A's

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

* in one game

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

The record breaking 2011 Giants.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No SJ Giants away jerseys in my size

But this jacket is kinda sweet:

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My SF Giants jacket is pretty heavy weight (great for night games), but this might be useful during our mild California winters.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have this serious down coat for Giants games and skating events, but it’s not useful anywhere else. Something like that would be perfect. Good for SJ night games during the summer, too.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it. I’m sure you were concerned what I thought, so I’m just telling you.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh – of course!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good or bad?

at least theres no Forsythe at 3rd but the Astros do have a 3rd baseman with a similar last name to the Padres.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM is 5 for 5 with 6 RBIs

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey All

I guess there’s a preseason football game today between NYG/ OAK. Eli Manning has done a tremendous job of finding open recievers. 3 TDs today!!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

fuentes

Yeah, that made it better for the A’s.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I might be asking for it...

…but it’s hard to believe the Giants will do worse than the A’s today.

San Francisco Giants ***GLORY ACHIEVED 11/01/10***

by Skaldheim on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Those Who Sit Above In Shadow have heard your vaunt and have sealed your fate.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not too worried about things from Shadow. It’s the stuff from the Courts of Chaos that keeps me up at nights.

San Francisco Giants ***GLORY ACHIEVED 11/01/10***

by Skaldheim on Aug 25, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tempt them.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FYI

Ariz/Washington is the free MLB.com game

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL A's

And it started so well. Hughes went 2.2 innings with 6 earned runs, for a game ERA of 24.55

by Bar None on Aug 25, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Chavez takes mercy on his old team.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Beane’s on the phone to Chicago right now, asking for a lifeboat.

San Francisco Giants ***GLORY ACHIEVED 11/01/10***

by Skaldheim on Aug 25, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Found this earlier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0B2GZsNbwE

If you grew up in the Bay Area in the 80s/early 90s, I bet you’ll remember it.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I wasn’t in the area then, but Dave Flemming will be doing that commercial in its 2011 update.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup thats awesome

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXvo8RZUdow

I still say “Glue! I need glue!” and sadly nobody understands.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do!

My friend Renee’ (who grew up in Livermore) and I often just randomly shout that at each other.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! This is why you’re awesome.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

The first post I ever made here was to confirm the origin of “Glue! I need glue!” after Grant referenced it.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is also awesome.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was complaining about the Alex Dween, The Man Who Rents Everything commercials on KNBR.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anyone whose first post here was about, you know, baseball or something?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably not

Though there are plenty of people whose first post was complaining about other people not posting about baseball.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know how to find my first comment.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Search for "johnny+disaster"

and page through a whole lot of comments.

Looks like your first comment was correcting the spelling of “Unabomber”. It was in the context of the Lincecum/Rios trade rumors, though.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sharksrog sighting!

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, daaaaaaaaang

I have almost 40,000 comments.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Sort of baseball related!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then bookmark it, you’d be surprised how often this topic comes up!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just re-watched it, and it’s even better than I remember.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I remember this commercial!

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

love it. I sung that a lot in school

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I remember that.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss commercials like these.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ’bout
Dublin, Berkeley, San Lorenzo, Cupertino, San Jose ….?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something Camera…Wolf?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 25, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doh…you linked it.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 25, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOP of the Hill….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I passed by that store every day of high school and it never looked busy

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TV 20! Yes, I fondly remember all these commercials. I also remember fighting with my brothers and sisters over which channel to watch: 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 20 or 44.

by City Girl on Aug 25, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

PETE ELLIS DODGE
1095 WEST EL CAMINO REAL
SUNNYVALE

PETE ELLIS DODGE
1095 WEST EL CAMINO REAL
SUNNYVALE

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I grew up in LA and it was

Pete Ellis Dodge
Long Beach Freeway, Firestone Exit
Southgate

I guess Pete got around.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my …
How did we forget….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

you beat me to it, while I was looking for a clip of Captain Mitch.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love GoSee Cal.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

on a different blog

I found a link to www.wishbookweb.com. Mind totally, totally blown. I distinctly remember one of those Wards catalogs.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the guy from the Men's Warehouse still looks the same

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lordy, I do remember that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Godfather of 80's local commercials

Jim Rogers, anyone?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk commercials

And the ones where the kids are proud to be Chinese/Italian/Mexican-Americans.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This commercial always pops up in circles I frequent

It’s quite scary, actually

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I did a little research

Buster Posey was called up on May 29. He batted towards the bottom of the order (mostly 6th) until July 5 in MIlwaukee.

So we should see Belt move up in the order.. in 2012.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Posada playing 2B

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, really?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

made a horrible throw that Swisher fell over trying to catch, ending the game.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t even throw from the 2b position, eh. He’ll never catch again.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just…weird.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The HR list for this game:

    OAK:
        Pennington (6) ,
        Sizemore, S (6) .
    NYY:
        Cano (22) ,
        Martin 2 (17) ,
        Jones, An (10) ,
        Granderson (36) .

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wow at granderson
he’s going to hit over 40 this year

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

wow at granderson
he’s going to hit over 40 this year

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 25, 2011 4:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

you have any idea what kind of year he is having?

I looked up his numbers the other day… wow

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jorge Posada is playing second base?!

LOL

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

In the 80s, the Dodgers once finished a game with Fernando Valenzuela at first base. Of course, it was like the 24th inning.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/HOU/HOU198906030.shtml

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS
hankschulman Henry Schulman
H Sanchez must stay in minors 10 days or until their season ends, whichever comes first. So he can’t return till 9/4.
1 minute ago

by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet

maybe he can go to Puerto Rico.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Whiteside is dizzy or still suffering from the aftereffects of his concussion, in which case the 10 day rule is waived.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 25, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold the phone you guys, the A's are rallying!!!!!!!

Runner on second and no out!!!!!!!

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That

15 run homer coming up!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivera is going to have to warm up at some point.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be so much fun to be at.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Nats stadium

filled to capacity

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

per baggs

SS Cabrera
2B Keppinger
RF Beltran
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
CF Ross
LF Belt
C Whiteside
P Vogelsong

by papajoelius on Aug 25, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAME HER

you?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Irri?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known you are a cow! /irriburn

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren't a true MCCer until you've been "breaking newsed"

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
Brandon Belt received some interesting fan mail today: a topiary giraffe.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 25, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chia giraffe?

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adorable.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 25, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s even more amazing than I could have imagined.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY TOPIARY GIRAFFE!

by iHateBochy on Aug 25, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also

<img src=“https://api.plixi.com/api/tpapi.svc/imagefromurl?size=medium&url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F132851253”, height=“300”/>

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That failed.

Worked in preview.

Just follow this link: http://lockerz.com/s/132851253

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol even better

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's adorable!

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 25, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww, cute!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to send him a topiary of this:

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geeez

Somebody’s going to need a good chiropractor.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every now and then we’ll see the young giraffes at both the Oakland and the SF zoos do this. My kids think it’s awesome, although they question the wisdom of wacking your head into the other guy.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were at the SF Zoo one day while the giraffes were eating leaves off a tree… my gawd those tongues!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My oldest got to feed the giraffes at Marine World (I don’t care what they call it now – it’s still Marine World), and she totally got licked by one. Those tongues are way long.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and BLUE!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giraffe Rage

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how he’s cuddling with it.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one of you did it???

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

@mccoveychron
McCovey Chronicles
Did he like it? Did he read the card? RT @extrabaggs: Brandon Belt received some interesting fan mail today: a topiary giraffe.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 25, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I lol’ed for reals.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fans are awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hell, A's

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR BREAKING NEWS

Doesn’t anybody even scan the threads anymore?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's no z button function

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be using the SBN app.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWWWWWWN YANKEEEEEEEEEES!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are the Nats not going to score this inning?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
17. Clippard broke one of FanGraphs’ metrics.

To calculate LOB%, the number that indicates how good a pitcher is at stranding runners, you use the following formula:

(H+BB+HBP-R)/(H+BB+HBP-1.4*HR)

Calculate that for Clippard, and it comes out to 101 percent. And it’s sort of difficult to leave more runners on base than you actually allow.

In reality, just three baserunners of Clippard’s have scored this season – and only one by his doing. Early in the season, Sean Burnett(notes) let two runners inherited from Clippard score. On May 24, Clippard walked Craig Counsell(notes), then gave up a home run to Rickie Weeks(notes).

Aside from those four runs, all other eight Clippard has yielded have come on solo home runs. The nine home runs, multiplied by 1.4, comes out to 12.6 – higher than the 12 runs he has allowed and, thus, accounting for the 101 percent LOB%.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 25, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Or, wait, is that a paid thing?
Never mind. My bad.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 25, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Passan

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a lot more than 25 things that Jeff Passan doesn’t know about baseball.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitters love Haren’s junk

hmmm…..

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by son of ggf on Aug 25, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLEADOFF HITTER
Only two hitters have stunk against every pitch. (And one of them isn’t Adam Dunn! Bless the curveball, against which he’s 2.2 runs ahead.) Shortstops Orlando Cabrera(notes) and Yuniesky Betancourt(notes) are the winners in the couldn’t-hit-a-softball sweepstakes.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 25, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEAL 4 YUNI

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"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 25, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our big acquisition!

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot believe you guys haven't said anything about

Aaron Hill’s debut as a D-Back.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 25, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

F.P.!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How will they strand a 1st and 2nd situation with no outs?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice one Danny

Now how will he be stranded?

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

GASP!
keithlaw keithlaw
Some. It’s worth considering. RT @Sikorkasaurus: @keithlaw Any chance we can chalk up the diff between real W-L and Pythag. W-L to managing?

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Really Nats?

Double steal with 2 outs?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

me likey

also its good to here F.P.’s voice too

by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 25, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

To where?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

bleh

grammar were never my subject

by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 25, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...the Nats offense makes the Giants offense

look decent

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You take that back!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 25, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just don’t have an RBI guy like Lincecum

by Rocko711 on Aug 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not the ones who have Orlando Cabrera leading off.

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURKKKKKKKKAMP

@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
Still no starter for Saturday. Asked about Surkamp, Bochy says all options being discussed.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 25, 2011 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What other options are there?

Oh yeah. Runzler. He’s definitely worth considering.

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt!

He toed the rubber in college. As I recall, when we drafted him some people wanted us to sign him as a pitcher.

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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's so dreamy

Is there anything he can’t do?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone suggested starting mota

but then use runzler after mota

so in other words #FREESURKKKKKAMP

by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES PLEASE
Surkamp, Peacock named EL’s best
Richmond’s Eric Surkamp earned top honors as a lefty starter, going 10-4 with 165 strikeouts and a 2.02 ERA in his first 23 games for the Flying Squirrels. The two-time Pitcher of the Week has a chance to become the first Eastern League pitcher in over 30 years to win the pitching equivalent of the Triple Crown and is tied for third in the league in wins. He also leads the league in WHIP (1.08), is ranked second in batting average against (.213) and is tied for second in innings pitched (142 1/3). Eric was named the Eastern League Pitcher of the Week for the periods of May 2nd-8th and July 4th-10th, was selected as a member of the Western Division roster for the 2011 Northeast Delta Dental Eastern League All-Star Game and was rated by Baseball America as having the “Best Breaking Pitch” and “Best Changeup” in the Eastern League this season.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 25, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson update
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Brian Wilson reported no problems while playing catch for 6 minutes. Unlikely to come off DL when eligible, Bochy said.
51 seconds ago

by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Rats

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 25, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Wilson EVER report problems? I thought that was one of his issues

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

what an oddly specific duration.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 25, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

more rats
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Schierholtz no better. He could o on DL
1 minute ago

by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I should hope so! Injury is no reason to go celibate.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Schierholtz could go on DL when Torres is eligible to return Sunday, Bochy said.

At least the team is making sure there’s no glut of OFs.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How convenient.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Has Nate played since he started walking around in the boot? I don’t doubt that he’s hurt but I figured that was going to be the swap.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They haven’t had to try too hard

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Linked by the sfgiants twitter feed.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mack daddy

I just can’t tell which one is the giraffe.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 25, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should start copyrighting my memes.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re freaking kidding me. This sucks.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice try, plagiarist!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't know?

I thought that was what you were referring to

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch Glee. I didn’t know that was a thing. Great. This vacation can kiss my ass. I want to go home.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope! You're staying right here, and you're going to LIKE IT!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave!

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse. 23 more hours until I return to the verdant hills of Tennessee. They’re beckoning. Right now. I can hear them.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that’s me. Indigestion.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those are BART protestors.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

What you’re hearing is the whining suck of Giants baseball, though the sound is similar to that of the verdant hills of Tennessee.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this is why when I go on vacation, I don’t do anything. None of this drive there see this meet these. A RESORT with ROOM SERVICE.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except visiting the Frank Stanton studios today, I did exactly that. I don’t want to do anything but turn in the rental car tomorrow morning.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. Whatever. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t what I meant…

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I was kidding, really.

Pretend anger doesn’t always translate well.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except if you did you'd never see the end of emails stating, "2 is not a letter!"

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot: height=“250”

C’mon – THINK OF THE PIXELS! DO IT FOR THE PIXELS!

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are some giant fish lips

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts bong down.
/backs away from computer slowly.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god
@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
Brandon Belt at leadoff? Bochy said it’s been discussed. But he likes Belt where he is. Wouldn’t commit to starting him vs LHP tomorrow, tho

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Was just about to post. ::facepalm::

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Borked

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 25, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

small sample size lolz

Belt vs. LHP in the majors: .360 / .429 / .520, 1 HR, 1 double

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way, Aaron Rowand vs. RHP

.211 / .261 / .323

And yet Bochy’s given him 238 PA vs. RHP.

BORK BORK BORK

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand? OHGODNOOOOO

by Rocko711 on Aug 25, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like in “Jaws” waiting for the Great White to strike.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 25, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the shark had dentures.

by maysian on Aug 25, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bell trade

I hope they keep offering him to the Padres for H. Bell.

Go Giants

by Gianni on Aug 25, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOT IMPRESSED

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t you get tired?

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chafing will become a problem at some point also.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should be sure to stay hydrated.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on now

this is graphic enough without suggesting positions.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this any resemblance to pooping back and forth?

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, why would you possibly bat a guy who can hit higher in the order when you can bat Orlando Cabrera lead off?

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by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait I thought we weren’t facing any lefties for awhile?

also, Belt has a .949 OPS vs LHP and a .718 OPS vs RHP. If Bork would bench him for Rownads, that would be completely indefensible.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can also see how that Belt at leadoff conversation went:

Goldfarb: Belt is your 3rd best hitter. He should leadoff
Bork: good talk. he’ll hit 7th tonight
Bork to media: oh, believe me, we discussed it.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 25, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so fucking ridiculous

if belt is your future 1B he is going to face LHP he needs to face it now…also rowand is a piece of shit

by Falconer88 on Aug 25, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Also Belt vs LHP >>>> Rowand vs my grandmother throwing underhand

by Rocko711 on Aug 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Ivey

Might be my favorite obscure 80s Giant.

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by zenbitz on Aug 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Zimmerman!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Hill GIDP

LOL Diamondbacks.

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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m picturing a guy with a mouth full of graham crackers trying to say his name into the phone.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha – I get this one! Needz milk!

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant kudos

Nice Badass Hac Man tribute. I remember during spring training I was afraid to ask Hac for his autograph, so Chris Brown got it for me. Dude was initmidating. Looked pissed off all of the time.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Flores is getting BABIP’d

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't watch this Wash/Ariz game any longer

I get enough non-clutch hitting as a Giants fan.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Break the streak!!

The first game of our last 10 series:
7/22 Milwaukee lost 4-2
7/26 @Philly lost 7-2
7/29 @Cincy lost 4-3
8/1 Arizona lost 5-2
8/4 Philly lost 3-0
8/8 Pittsburgh lost 5-0
8/12 @Florida lost 2-1
8/15 @Atlanta lost 5-4
8/19 @Houston lost 6-0
8/23 San Diego lost 7-5

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 25, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sensing a pattern here.

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you also sensing that I really, really like winning the first game of a series?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 25, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, for some reason I’m only getting static here

by Hyoton on Aug 25, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's weird

Check your radio, it sounds like you might be tuned into that new station, BORK 720 AM. Apparently, it features Bruce Bochy’s thoughts and insights on developing young players and optimizing line-up construction.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 25, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The internet.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now with extra tubes!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how we do.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

for free!

seriously…just do a google video search.

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Just so you know, we don’t condone linking to streams and the like.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivers and lakes maybe but streams? NEVER!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about

aquifers?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

borderline

But peat bogs are actually encouraged.

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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do we stand on estuaries?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer not to.

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Sentiment on the estuary issues seems to ebb and flow.

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by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Public sediment is notoriously fickle.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can just be so draining.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 25, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This muckraking needs to stop.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 25, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

didn’t know, wont happen again

by JTsnowmyhero on Aug 25, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memorable trade: Matt Downs for doodly squat.

Without that move, we might not have cause to discuss the pros and cons of Orlando Cabrera, leadoff hitter.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It allows him to get more at bats, duh.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His OBP was above-average in 2003 and 2007.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT AARON ROWAND

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a professional hitter.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL that A’s game.

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by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOL A’s!!!!!! HATIN’ THEM SINCE ’88!!!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by ‘88, i mean they let the damned LOLdgers win it all. i won’t even talk about ’89.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Another RISP for the Nats to strand

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The Nats suck

shut out 2 nights ago, finally broke through in the 9th last night, getting shutout by a minor leaguer making his 2nd ML start tonight. Fucking awful. Just makes me glad we didn’t win the Jayson Werth sweepstakes.

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Bags get Miley through 5, they will be thrilled

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point

he might throw a complete game shutout.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jayson Werth

K or Groundout?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

basehit. then picked off.

by JTsnowmyhero on Aug 25, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

still Werthless.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

werth $126 million

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

once a LOLdger, always a LOLdger in my eyes.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds painful.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really is.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You make Cody Ross sad.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

……… he’s an exception.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

22 games

Probably forgivable.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to forge a Rowand and Zito trade for Werth?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no thanks

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce?

I knew you were fond of Rowand. The gritty son you never had.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why we can’t trade him.

by TBRMKane on Aug 25, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup Link

Official Scorecard

Stampeding Pandas and Giraffes and… wait do we have a name for Beltran yet? He needs a spirit animal that isn’t an endangered species.

The batting averages of HOU vs SF make me want to punch something.

by Ian A on Aug 25, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

duck billed platypus. not endangered. already extinct.

by JTsnowmyhero on Aug 25, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense. not endangered. already extinct.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should start calling Mark DeRosa the dodo.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

……. Mole #2?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No duplicates

Unless if it makes sense (Huff and Burrell)

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

kidding, of course.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants miss the playoffs

he gets to be The Goat…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit Expos. you can never rely on them.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking werthless pieces of shit Nats

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Natsies!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats, seriously?

you can’t score a run off of this assclown? You guys are going to lose 3 out of 4 aren’t you?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty amazing.

by iHateBochy on Aug 25, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Copy and paste this comment in tonight’s GDT.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats just becomes Nads, and you are all set!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is Ankiel PHing against the lefty?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

to ground out

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/PH fail

fucking Nats and stupid matchups, convinced they don’t want to score

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they’re convinced they won’t score, they probably won’t.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, those are the Bags playing the Nats

looks like the 2007 Blue Jays playing the Expos

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So. Jorge Posada played 2B today in the last inning against the A's


Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Kepp get picked up by the Yankees on the waiver wire?

I recognize that range and throwing accuracy anywhere.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 22 runs. The Giants monthly supply.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

would have been really funny

if Swisher would have been kicked in the head by the runner and DL’d for the reast of the season. Effing Pinstripe Assclowns.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like Nick Swisher.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants should have gotten him when he was available

Instead of the Yankees.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we had gotten him from the A's before he went to Chicago.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a cutie.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He prefers it wet.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

……… twss?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he do.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering how long he took to load up for that terrible throw, he might’ve done better running the ball over.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 25, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

1997 Giants

Grant and jcb9 made me look at their BR page. I totally forgot about Mark Lewis.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Do they have you at gunpoint?

Don’t say anything. Just blink twice.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

You’re the assassin. (Seriously doubts you know what I’m talking about)

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

trust me ........

if Natto was the assassin, you’d be dead already. lol! just playin.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

former #2 overall draft pick

Mike Ivie, who’s been mentioned elsewhere, was a former #1 pick.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL - I thought this was a joke

But it’s real:

JimmyTraina
Lenny Dykstra busted for Craigslist housekeeping handjob bait-and-switch: bit.ly/pGeukk

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They made a bronze bust of Dykstra for THAT!?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh there’s an image

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he get busted?

He was puchasing housekeeping services.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I’m starting the get the impression that Lenny Dykstra is not a very smart or ethical man.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are getting good use out of this today. It’s that kind of day.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And every single time, it’s been an appropriate response.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, totally. That’s what makes it great.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

First I'm reminded of the 97 Giants

Now I’m reminded of the 93 Giants. Anybody wanna talk about Pudge or Bobby Jones?

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That 22 run game

Rich Harden, the A’s starter, is on my pokemonz. At least he only gave up 6 runs. And got me 6 ks.

Also, Russell Martin had 2 homers in that game. He used to be my catcher, so I was annoyed. Until I saw that my current catcher also hit 2 homers.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out...

Giants win tonight? Maybe? Possibly?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I vote ‘yes’, but my candidates hardly ever get elected.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you vote the vegetarian ticket too?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I voted straight communist in my first election.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to vote the anarchy line this time.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should just let us have him.
hankschulman Henry Schulman
As of right now, it looks like Heath Bell deal is not going to happen. No hot and heavy talks, if there are talks at all.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabes isn't even answering his phone to make an offer

just did it to block the Bags and stall – Sabes is the Master Dry Humper, just ask Michael Lewis. Fact is Bell is more valuable to the Giants pitching for the Friars. He will need to close some games for the Padres when they play the Bags.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

but you knows this how? You don’t think the Padres are asking for the moon?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 25, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not that he's not answering it, he just doesn't know how the damn thing operates.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR CUP, ASS?!?!?!! GO GET IT!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s trying! Don’t you see him on the phone?!

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 25, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know. That's the same look I have on my face when I'm ordering pizza and ice cream for delivery simultaneously.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get ice cream delivered? What manner of witchcraft is that?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

These types of secrets need much coaxing to reveal themselves.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

in Tallahassee

The local food delivery website includes Cold Stone Creamery.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sales in college markets skyrocket.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And upscale condos in Seattle

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should go visit Tim and Drew one day. I hear they’ve done amazing things to the place. They got that new carpet in wheat, you know.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fabulous! I have a new blazer I’ve been dying to debut!

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURKKKKKAMP
Surkamp, Peacock named EL’s best
Richmond’s Eric Surkamp earned top honors as a lefty starter, going 10-4 with 165 strikeouts and a 2.02 ERA in his first 23 games for the Flying Squirrels. The two-time Pitcher of the Week has a chance to become the first Eastern League pitcher in over 30 years to win the pitching equivalent of the Triple Crown and is tied for third in the league in wins. He also leads the league in WHIP (1.08), is ranked second in batting average against (.213) and is tied for second in innings pitched (142 1/3). Eric was named the Eastern League Pitcher of the Week for the periods of May 2nd-8th and July 4th-10th, was selected as a member of the Western Division roster for the 2011 Northeast Delta Dental Eastern League All-Star Game and was rated by Baseball America as having the "Best Breaking Pitch" and "Best Changeup" in the Eastern League this season.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 25, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha! An improvement on the meme!

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fail to see how the youyou can be improved.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh – took me a minute.

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by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

i posted it up earlier in the thread but it didn’t have the link and stuff.

also, in unrelated news, i am bored.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 25, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a mouthful
2011 Northeast Delta Dental Eastern League All-Star Game

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anybody else intrigued by the little league world series?

yesterday was pretty epic. both games had extra inning victories. Also these kids are playing in front of 45,000 fans, 99.9% of which are rooting for pennsylvania.

by Mastapeace21 on Aug 25, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

California pitching is good.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's the weather that makes you stay. Except for that guy I met in San Antonio who hated the weather in the Bay Area.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You met Lance Berkman in San Antoinio?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

you can tell penn is taking as many pitches as possible in their AB’s hoping to get a new pitcher in there with the pitch count rules. They are gonna need it down 2-0… I kept hearing the announcers say yesterday it had the feel of an SEC football game with the crowd noise. Pretty amazing that california hasnt been rattled by the crowd noise the way georgia was the other day.

by Mastapeace21 on Aug 25, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 D'Backs

Morse actually did something with a RISP

by jhawx on Aug 25, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I have been awed by the kids defensive play

after watching Guzman and Kepp make routine plays unroutine, very refreshing watching the well coached kids play the basics.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

same

in the mexico game yesterday the throw by the venezualan player in RF to home in an extra inning tie game was amazing

by Mastapeace21 on Aug 25, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

the throw AND pick and tag by the catcher, unbelievable

I don’t see ML players making that play.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup i know. badass play

still the most amazing thing ive seen so far is when that california pitcher took the screaming liner going right at his head, but it hit the brim of his hat so square that it absorbed all the impact. his hat bill looked like a shark had taken a bite out of it after the impact. dont have a gif for it but heres the before and after. he stayed in the game. the hat did not.

by Mastapeace21 on Aug 25, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Werth

the “New” Scott?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 25, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Jim Thome has accepted a deal to the Indians.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That's a shame.

He fits so well in Minnesota. He’s a son of the upper Midwest, and that’s where he should be.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He used to be with the Indians, though, right?

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuup, from 1991-2002.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Aug 25, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in the late ’90s.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should go into the hall as an Indian

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 25, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

1992-2002

Wow, ten years in a row. Yeah, I think so.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cleveland is just as close to Peoria as Minneapolis…

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I said “upper Midwest,” not “Lamesville.”

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio would generally be considered the upper midwest, would it not? I mean, Ohio being part of a region called the “midwest” makes no sense whatsoever, but there you go.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, upper Midwest is Minnesota and Wisconsin and such.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm

Wikipedia says it “most commonly” refers to Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan, but can include a number of other states. By that definition, though, Jim Thome isn’t from the upper midwest!

It’s funny how slippery these regional definitions can be, though. There are endless debates about whether Virginia or Florida are part of the South, for instance.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My impression has always been that Northern Virginia isn’t Southern, but the rest of it is.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 25, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people are very, very insistant that Virginia is not the south, period.

Florida, it is said, is the only place where northerners live in the south and southerners live in the north.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thome should be sure that this is not some housekeeping hand-job happy ending thing.

Lotta that going around.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epidemic proportions.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t get one :(

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not a DH.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

One would think the DH would be more on the giving end of this proposal.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I gues I'll have to just do it myself!"

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.

by shanghaijim on Aug 25, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another happy customer.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually pretty cool imo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Look over here: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/25/2385141/open-gamethread-8-25#comments

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheez, already? All right. I’ll catch up in the PGT.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston trades

Nice write up, Jeffery Leonard never would have become “Penitentiary Face” with the ’Stros.

Go Giants

by Gianni on Aug 25, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

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