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UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT SD!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T Zoo

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Beating SD is good

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Blehppinger.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppinger’s glove is stoppable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

That was a nice play and there was not much of a chance he’d get Maybun anyway.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's called a joke

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

His arm: Stoppable

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giraffe hats?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta work on the exchange, Kepp

And a whole lot of other things, too

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw another double play.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That'll do

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this thread already

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Where are Keppinger's striped socks?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dammit

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooo giraffe hat…
Tortured had a giraffe hat WEEKS ago!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Nate.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

doh

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, fuck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

not defense nate

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The Beltran giveth

And the Beltran taketh away

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppinger and his cement cleats

seriously, I think the dude believes there is an electric fence surrounding a 40 sq foot space where he plays

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shit

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, that was horrific defense - play it on the hop and save the run

And instead, it means the Padres get 2. Damnit

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 24, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He clearly didn’t have enough time to get his body in front of it. It pretty much comes down to the fact that he misjudged the hop.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell did he dive there?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbroken Nate would have had that AND thrown the other dude out at 3rd!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

do you suppose the team is already selling the Giraffe hats?

my wife wants one.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Tortured found one online….Amazon I think.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah thanks! ill check there

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell I might want one lol

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

just go to amazon and search giraffe hat… you’ll get a few choices. I’m not sure which one tortured got.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm seeing some pretty alright ones..

Anyone know if they sell giraffe hats at AT&T?

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet…they will for 2x what they sell them for online….
if you see tortured around you can ask her which on she got [if you’re worried about quality] Of course it is almost Halloween, you might find something at a costume shop too.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good. Thanks

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff with the back PUDDLE?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

on the hop up

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he got a little excited and wet himself. Who doesn't from time to time?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking if it was a back puddle, perhaps it was butt pee. He should not have eaten at Taco Bell today.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

good, that’s what we heard too.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you fucking kidding me Beltran?

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think he blocks it without sliding.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

listening on the radio...I'll take your word for it

Jon just keeps saying “the pop-up turned into a triple”

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

due to Beltran covering the alley, which isn’t a ball idea.

i dunno, that’s just my take on it.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think not-diving was an option for Beltran.

he was just trying to keep it in front of him.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

If he slows down it gets by him anyway.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No

You take a different angle. He should have been able to play that easily on the hop

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh huh. Sure.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish to subscribe to your alternate reality.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

An outfielder has to decide on a play like that

oif the ball is catchable. If so, they tgake a direct route as Beltran did there. If not, they take a different route to make certain they don’t let the ball go by them. Beltran guessed wrong.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you’re saying that if he had gone back a bit, he could have played that on the hop.
I just want to be clear on this.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It wasn't that fast-moving.

Wouldn’t have been tough to cut off.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was going straight at it!

if he takes a different route, the ball still gets to the fence either way.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he was going straight at it

which is why it got by him. If he determines earlier that he can’t get there he rounds his route and the ball does not go to the wall.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

my point was that he was going straight at it because if he doesn’t, the ball goes by him to the wall. his only hope was to cut it off

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A more sane notion.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

For anyone who keeps suggesting that Beltran play CF

that play and MRIs of his knees should be the response

by WooIsMe on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like maybe DH

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it isn’t.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 24, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously. stick his ass in left

my uneducated eyes have not been impressed with his play

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eden Hazard

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

strike this mother fucker out!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the slider!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Or the fastball

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand asks, "How can you tell?"

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m scared about the bullpen.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Who closes, Affeldt?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t trust Runzler or Casilla to close?

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy thinks

Rowand has the grit to be a closer and might try him out tonight

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo boo

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum

Compete compete compete. Love him

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Threw him a backpuddling cutter.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that was nasty, whatever it was

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who sleeps in the backpuddle?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Huff

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

your insightfullness is AMAZING

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, not well played defensively, but not sure what the eventual outcome would have been with an average play

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Bork?

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he damn well should be

You don’t fire a manager who wins a WS and then has a team in the race late despite it being ravaged by injuries.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'll be ready, too

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goody

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He thinks Rowand should be his C.

Posey got hurt because of his inexperience.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I'm not a Jeter fan but

after a shitty start, the dude is hitting close to .300

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

is an ESPN scout reading the GDT today?

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liar

Everyone’s a Jeter fan.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commie

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd extremely hard

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why

Is A-Rod giving Jeter the finger?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Jeter counts cards.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

now that was funny - have a rec

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would take Jeter anytime anyday over nearly any other player

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants would probably be winning 3/4 of these crappy losses with him

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the contract …

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what pitch do you think that was?

looked to hard to be a change-up

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/too

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, change, it moved in on Hundley…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going with sinker-slider

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

win or lose, I’m just happy Belt is contributing.

keeps him in the lineup, which keeps me happy

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

and bat him leadoff

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate needs to change his name to Winn and bat .220 if he want to get in the lineup on regular basis.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And fix his fractured foot

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness to Winn

He was pretty damn decent for most of the time he was playing here.

by Josh L on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

290/.345/.432 in his time as a Giant

With awesome defense. Randy Winn was a good Giant.

by Josh L on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line is amazing!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he joined the Giants in 2005

.359/.391/.680 and that was with 200+ ABs

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy poopnozzle.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Isolated Patience is pretty bad there, but it’s harder to get isolated patience (OBP-BA) with a higher average.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

See Gary Brown last year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail

What I meant to say was that I’d like someone with that line on our team

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 left a bad taste in everyone's mouth, which is a shame.

Good Giant.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually the coach hasn't had the chance

First Beltran then Nate. Hurt. The only question would be who plays Center. I don’t think we will get the opportunity as Nate is gonna be out.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate could learn CF easy in ST. I’m sure they’ll do that to cover their asses if Torres has another bad year and they need a CFer

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been amazing if they got Bourn. Honestly, I’d almost rather have Bourn than Beltran.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clogs up the bases.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate ain’t going to be playing center with a broken bone in his foot.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

we want you happy. we need you happy.

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and makes Bochy look even dumber every time Belt has a nice AB>

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, that too!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to be happy, but I won't be happy 'til Bork makes you happy too"

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking foggy.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect time for the apes to strike!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn dirty apes.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight is the weather we prepared TL2 for yesterday.

Yesterday I was in short sleeves the whole game. Not that I was warm. But it worked.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Good, it’s been like a bizillion degrees here the last few days.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

when was the last time Kepp had a hit?

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

looked fair from here

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That did not look foul…

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

looked fair to me too. we didn’t see a replay, which suggests we were wrong

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Flew out” would be that he flapped his wings and soared away.

by QuakeFan on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never has been, I don’t think.
Never will be.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

flew out of where?

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s like getting hanged.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait wait wait

That was foul?

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

he did kinda look like he was sucking it up

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang

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2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY!

Love him.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BONDS BONDS BONDS!

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What must it feel like to be Bonds.

What must if feel like to be Bonds sitting there watching.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 24, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

"Holy crap..."

“I could hit better than these guys”

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant it in the future tense

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I hope Ross throws me a bat so I could hit for these assholes"

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

awesome

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell did he even hit that?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Man Pablo has had a bad game

0-3 and I think he’s been thrown maybe 2 strikes all nite.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo needs a day off.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree, though

they just had 48 hours off?

we almost cannot afford to rest pablo

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

God watching Pablo swing at SHIT makes me miss Bonds even more.

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Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't understand how Pablo hit that pitch on the ground.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

According to GameDay

of the 5 pitches thrown to Panda, one was a borderline strike, the other 4 were balls. WTF Pablo? with this ump, Stiffer wants to walk you, take it

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

S doesnt want to walk him. S wants him to swing at shit.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Stifler's mom?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANY CAR COULD DRIVE ON THE UPPER DECK. IT WOULDNT EVEN BE DIFFICULT.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

are they suggesting that truck has a jet pack?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Oakland version of that is comical.

by QuakeFan on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they filmed it in a bathtub; that’s actually a very tiny truck.

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s driving up an aisle between the tarps (completely not to scale as those aisles are about 5 feet wide) and going so fast that it’s certain to drive over the rim of the stadium.

by QuakeFan on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy is pitching for a complete game

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

No chance

100 pitches. This may be last inning.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly another RBI or 2

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he gets this guy, he’ll be back for the 8th

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be happy if he turned in 7+

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Miguel Cabrera?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

How have his BPs been, Amy?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SSS ALERT

THANKS, AMY G!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

6/17 < .462

She can’t do math.

Replace her with Jaymee Sire for all that is good and holy and attractive and tolerable to listen to.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

1 pitch

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

.472

6-17. I’m not real good at math. BUT?? Oh well, Amy is cute.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

One pitch outs are cool.

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm skeeered

who pitches the 8th and 9th tonight after the RamRam catastrophe?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOT

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Timmy!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT-FENSE!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone else getting the Spanish feed?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

109!!!!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum.

/claps

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ERA leaders

Cueto, Vogey, Timmy, Kershaw, Halladay, Hamels. Dominated

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

109!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

109.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe so.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good timmy. Good.

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy's pitch count:

109

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM MOTHERFUCKING LINCECUM!!

hey, maybe he wins the Cy again this year!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No chance

Look at his record for crap’s sake!

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, no.

But he is doing well right now

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 24, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

He’s 11-10. Thats not cy young worthy!

by Josh L on Aug 24, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw way better numbers

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then that Halladay guy.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he can end the year with the lowest ERA and top in K’s, it’s possible.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

besides, don’t you dare say what Timmeh can’t do!! ;)

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Precisely.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE WHAT PART OF HE'S GOOD BUT NOT GREAT DO U NOT UNDERSTAND!!!!!>?:!>??

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/crying

I DONT KNOW ANYMORE

/runs off, weeping

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I bet he’s coming back out.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

perhaps Bork is unaware off the fact that Timmy has 109 pitches. 109!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

’Bochy wonders what it must be like to have an IQ as high as 109. But only for a second as he spots a shiny object on the dugout floor, causing him to be distracted.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY


Also 109

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, we get another inning outta Timmeh!

then Lopez/Casilla? or Afflak?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt it

I think we go Lopez/Casilla for the 8th and Affeldt for the close

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon, you know the pattern

Lopez will pitch against the righties and Casilla against whoever is left

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd pick Affeldt to close

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. Now McDonalds has fake hipsters in its commercials

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Redundant

“fake hipster”

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

108 according to ESPN.com

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

109!!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

5

two seam
Four seam
Slider
curve
changeup

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Well played.

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golfclap

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wags finger

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dikembe, is that you?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'll start the 8th

but won’t finish it after it goes to hell

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim has not thrown in a dip yet

He’s coming back out

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Stauffer's only at 80 pitches

I hope we miraculously get crazy hits so he won’t pitch a full game.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 24, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s already out.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’d be hard from the showers

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nvm

I posted too soon. I guess they’re pulling him anyway.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different pitcher now

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Timmeh is allowed to throw 1 pitch in the 8th

at 109, must shut him down

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad Huff showed up today

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad he’s hitting 5th instead of that rookie

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For real, why is he even here again? Shouldn’t he be in Fresno?

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY

HE’S ON FIRE!

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH THE BURNING. IT BURNS ME

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff doesn't like the 2nd baseman anymore

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Huff seems to just ground to first now. Not even a 4-3 anymore.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Grounding it to Guzman isn’t a terrible idea, honestly.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is getting more efficient. No middle man now…increased out productivity.

by tomocean on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spence

One year wonder. He reminds me a bit of Craig Lefferts.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

looks hittable

PAC 10 pitcher from ASU via Australia

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!

There really is a giraffe hat!

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/keeping it awkward

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that one's unofficial

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw some at Japantown a few days ago! Wanted to get one, but my giant head wasn’t having it.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody felt bad for Huff, so he did the 4-3

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

well done.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Class act.

What a team player

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belted!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

why is he batting 7th?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He'll move up.

You can’t put all the pressue on the kid. It makes some sense to keep him down in the order. He’s gonna be a 2-5 hitter before long.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes some sense to keep him down in the order

no it doesn’t

by AJC3317 on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Something something something.

Any questions?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt?

Belt.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Giraffe!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust a Belt!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon almost hit that one too well.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

But... But...

Lefties can’t hit lefties!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

With the Giants currently pathetic offense

how can you ever justify having this kid sit on the bench?

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

No veteran grit.

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes not going to anymore.

Yes they waited too long. Although he also got hurt etc. But he’s gonna play every day from here on out.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby giraffe

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

definitely keep hitting him 7th behind crusty old vets full of grit. great strategy for winning baseball

by AJC3317 on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how many runs it would cost us the rest of the year to continue having Belt bat behind Huff and Ross.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re gonna find out

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Belt for Leadoff"

who the fuck is with me???

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

not bork

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Stands up

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't

doesn’t play CF

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

unpossible

He doesn’t play CF and/or SS.

by QuakeFan on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thrill his rookie year hit leadoff at times

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes he did.

But that was on a non-contending team. Still I like the idea.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a contending team.

by QuakeFan on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

86?

They finsihed 13 back.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

just felt like they were contending after being gawd-awful in 85

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tanked at the end

First place at All-Star Break, 7 back by August 24.

by QuakeFan on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also he led off more in 1987.

by QuakeFan on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't the 1986 team actually start playing well?

lost 100 in 1985 I believe, but one of those years, maybe 1986 Kruk won 20 games

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

much like this team

there were absolutely no other options (unless Andres “gets right”)

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belted again?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt got a hit off a lefty!!

but that’s impossible!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

/wonders why he didn’t feel anything

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to my first game in two months!

Jesus, how did you guys put up with this for the whole summer?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of alcohol

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

I wondered why I felt an urge to crack open a bottle of wine around the second inning…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes out drinking flask

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without baseball, basement life is dull.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

52 years of practice.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a vet girlfriend who hooks me up with Special K

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 24, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got some Berry Berry Kix at the store the other day. Hadn’t had em’ in a long time. Pretty good.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 24, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

we didn’t.

many have perished

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

.243/.341/.430

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

He’s 40 points of BA away from a .380 OBP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

will never get there.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wager is he ends the year with a .272/.377/.464 triple slash line

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

unf unf unf

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like this Belt fellow

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 24, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Via Baggs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=916wNA4c_n4

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

how to make a balloon giraffe hats.

LOL

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that fog

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, SF

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This fog is messing up my hd.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

#firstworldproblems

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Stewart brought a bat up to the plate! How cute!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Giraffes are deceptively fast

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Outruns prey animal, we hope.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything the light touches is our kingdom, simba.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What if I take the black, Father?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the token will land on the red, Son.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

baby giraffe wheels

by AJC3317 on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice steal BB

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if giraffe hats will catch on as much as the panda hats

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOM

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the first walk of the night for the giants.

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt steals a base? awwwwwwwkward...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the up-'do

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheater!

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

PINCH HIT WITH SANCHEZ YOU ASSHOLES

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like it’s pretty stupid to have Tim hit for himself here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

But he’s one of the better hitters on the team!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the better . . . .

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

short, bad bullpen.

no good bench bats.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't understand domain name squatters

http://giraffehat.com/ = taken 2 days ago by some guy in Hong Kong

Seriously?

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

They are eternal optimists. They are the kind of people who pick up old chewing gum off the street with the thought that one day it could be useful.

by tomocean on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

given the state of our bench… let Timmeh smoke!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Lincecum?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen beat up.

With Romo and Wilson its different. They need a couple more outs from Tim.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Timmy!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Lincecum hitting?

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

They're not pinch hitting?

Bochy couldn’t have lost that much faith in the bullpen, right?

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he has no faith in his bench players.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he could

he’s missing two of his three 8th and 9th inoning studs. And Lopez is supposedly a little dinged as well.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really missed it

So so awesome

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

or else Bork will get grilled again

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lightning Belt!!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 24, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum working the count.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pleasantly surprised that Barry is still there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. He’s usually gone after the 4th LOL

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking for work

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody’s sitting near Barry. Bad teammate.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked a little high

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

and tim should know, amirite?

by AJC3317 on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy's like

“Give ME that one please”

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

If Timmeh would have had that one tonight

his PC would be down around 93

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much futility

Brandon Belt is the real thing
He should always start.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

F You Drake Rob!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to take a huge home plate umpire. Be right back.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took me two reads to get it.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a hiku. Right?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKE??

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok that was a ball two pitches ago...

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough spot

I would have let him hit as well. I don’t trust the pen to get 6 outs at this point.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you laughing? That sounds completely logical to me.

by tomocean on Aug 24, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

I’d rather have Tim hit here than Rowand or Wrists

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many hits does Rownads have w RISP this month?

case closed. thank you.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

precisely 0.

this is based on seeing about half the games in August

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least Tim worked the count as opposed to hack at three sliders in the dirt

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have pinch hit Bonds

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly believe that within a few weeks

he’d be one of the better hitters on the team.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

ESPN wuz rite

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 9:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Burrell is talking to Bonds about the best place to pick up women.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's get the same girl pregnant tonght!

-Burrell

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what I was thinking

priceless

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BLB

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a little kid

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

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by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

did LoMo go yard today?

no Marlins fans at the game to see it.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what happened to Barry's head?

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Got normal

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absence of daily praise makes it shrink.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LEROY!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWN FUCKER!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FUCKER!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK FUCKER!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAY FUCKER!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY LIKES IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I really like the stank eye Tim is firing everywhere.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

/ falls to ground v v

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

great pitch

but who’s gonna save this game?

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

closer mentality overrated!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

good pitcher mentality needed

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bell, wait....

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, you know. That pitcher in the bullpen.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Bonds in his prime face Timmeh.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that, I want to see Bonds in his prime providing run support to Timmy.

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by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

This.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG THIS!!!!!!! RECXX109999999

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much this

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, word!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No pitcher

stood a chance against Bonds in his prime

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Timmy

just, timmy

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Who will get the save?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump sucks.

They all do. FxUmp.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum is god.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

OK so that’s a good typo.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEROY!!!!!!!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH TIMMY!!!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

TIMMY!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not how you start…

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

so awesome!

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

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by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

also nice play, Amy G

by mameluke on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

if not for some shitty umpiring, Tim could be going for a CGSO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I figure that if he hadn’t had all those BS walks earlier and driven up his pitch count, he might not have given up the run

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That wasn’t a tiring Tim making a bad pitch- just bad luck.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G age 40 just gave Amy G age7 a ball

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This Tim guy is kind of good

But he ain’t great.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda mediocre

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah right

And Charlie Manuel is not either. What an idiot.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy deserves a "W" tonight

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY YOU ARE MY SHINING STAR

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HALL OF FAMER

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking A !!!

/ looks around > < ^ v

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY

10 YEAR 400 MILLION. GET IT DONE SABEZ!!!!!!!!!!

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

20 years, 300 million. Freal.

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got back from store, how many Ks is timmy at?

by JTsnowmyhero on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

109

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 this game

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Aug 24, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a shame that Tim threw all

those extra pitches in the first couple of innings and now will not be able to get a win.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s a harsh toke, dude

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's exactly what I was thinking when the ump was fucking with him

may cost him a “W”. With really a shitty defense, sucky ump, not Tim’s “A” stuff, still is un-fucking-believable!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he would whiff three times agains

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Barry Bonds just got a foul ball and looks thrilled. He stuck it in his jacket pocket. C’mon Barry, let a kid have it!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasnt a foul bal, it was from kruk and kuip

by JTsnowmyhero on Aug 24, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup
I’m sure a gizillion people tweeted Baggs to inform him of his mistake..I know I did!

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they wrote

“We miss you”

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Media conspiracy to ruin Barry's credibilty

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!! +1

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too busy tweeting to pay attention to the game it seems.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’d hope Baggs is watching the game from the pressbox somewhere, the only reason we know what happened is cuzza KnK.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So cute

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy: “I AM the committee.”

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Academic

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUV Giraffe. Driving up gas prices for all of us.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum has reached Cain category

Having to provide his own run support.

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THAT WAS A STRIKE

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Kepp!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Kepp!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppy!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

dude hits singles!!!

by AJC3317 on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppy!

Beltran-y!

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP

KEPPY KEPP KEPP KEPP

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Beltran

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit, Beltran.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BELTRAN

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGiants

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran

looks as if he’s running underwater

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hes gonna have to get used to the pain

cause it ain’t going away. Beltran walked something like 60 times before coming here. He’s walked once since being here. Their is somehting in the water.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon'd

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

putting the closer mentality to the test.

who’s coming up for SD? bottom of the order?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEND THEM ROWNADS, STAT!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selfish Beltran

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Gulp

Casilla time

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

MAH BOY

(please don’t be awful)

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have complete confidence.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s awful already

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

would Belt be as awesome if he didn’t wear the high socks?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less. But still.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Timmy doesn't get the win here...

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

His eye will explode with the force of a thousand stank bombs

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is everyone acting like we suddenly acquired the 2010 D’Backs bullpen?

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

We miss Romo.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's right, Qualls is in their bullpen

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is coming unraveled.
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
I’m going to start a restaurant called “Diarrhea Factory.” The main product will be cheesecake. This is because I love symmetry.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

And you are married to this “sense” thing, Soli?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

making this place look low-brow to the rest of the twitterverse

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Grant.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not feeling good about this

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I say we go ultimate platoon here

Casilla and Ramirez for righties, Lopez and Affeldt for lefties

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

1.47 ERA NERDS

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Jairo.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

gas can

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hudson has been a pain in our ass since the AS break

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He was a pain in our ass in ’09, too.

In 2010, he played in the AL.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if Wilson’s antics made me dive under the coffee table…
Casilla? Lordybe I think I’ll just find a way to crawl under the apartment.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you have an attic?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

an antics attic?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a crawl space…but up there I might get hit with the flying shrapnel.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HE’S GONNA BLOW IT

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The crowd just found Barry

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol AT&T

“Barry! Barry!”

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/Zito thinks to himself, “Finally they appreciate me!”

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to think Blanks could be a good ball player

Thank goodness I was wrong.

/hopes I didn’t just jinx this AB

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, a bad reliever will still get a save most of the time

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/1.47 era

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to self-assure yourself?

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For further reading, see:

Octavio Dotel

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

say 75% of the time

you could be the closer and be successful 3 out of 4 times….but that 4th time, make sure you stay the fuck away from McC

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think calling Santiago a bad reliever is a bit harsh

mediocre? probably

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

he’s been hard to hit. .190 BA and 1 HR in 37 2/3.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVEN BETTER THAN MEDIOCRE!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so desperate I wanted Tim to finish. And I am fucking petrified of pitching injuries.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch not low, not outside. Over plate. Guy should be out now.

Fuck umps. FxUmps now.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GAS CAN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

just.... wow

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd alternate 95-mph cheese with sliders outside the zone

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd alternate between 95 mph cheese and 63 mph Livan cottage cheese

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is a city hardball the exact opposite of a country hardball?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS GAME

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

there's the cheese

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Now for the sliders

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THEM!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JoeRitzo Joe Ritzo
Pat Burrell finishes 2-for-4 with two singles and an RBI … will continue rehab assignment with San Jose tomorrow night.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

COMIN' OUTA RETIREMENT

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SSS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a strike.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

CLOSER MENTALITY BITCHES

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE DID THAT MISS

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS UMP

THROW THE NEXT ONE TO THE BACKSTOP PLEASE

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH EEEEEEM!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY WINZ

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WINNER!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

A WIN

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

we win!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

xx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s bouncy!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stress!!

I’ll tell you about stress.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla

was fantastic. I don’t get why everyone was so worried.

by WasabiTorture on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He tends to walk batters

Paired with this strike zone, it could have been disastrous

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure you'd be feeling that way

if that first hit was a few feet to the left or right

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla looked really fucking good that inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

closer mentality!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit. Strike 3 fucker.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

xxx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum.

That is all.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

A Lincecum Always Pays His Debts!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

we needed a game like that. FUCK YEAH.

Torture, baby!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

xxx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

We ARe Back BEEETCHES!!!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that definitely felt like a Giants game

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a classic Giants game. I missed those

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

VICTORY!!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

xx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yay Casilla
/faints

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Winning is fun

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Been awhile since we've seen her...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE IT EASY

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANNA SEE BELT, NOT BELTRAN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, he appears to be on the radio

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it does.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you see enough of Belt yesterday?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

xxx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HELLZ 2 THE YEAH!!!!!

Timmy gets the win AND knocks in the winning run. Sweet.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m checking the Tim Lincecum tag on Tumblr as we speak!

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selfish Beltran

Making sure he gets interviewed

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So the key for Timmy

2 runs – but you have to drive in one yourself.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMMMMMMMMMMY WHAT A CHAMP!!!

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

xxx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 24, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I like this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

xxx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fry's, guaranteed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the figure under frozen Han? Looks like Leia’s hair, but it also looks like a goat skeleton or something.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim got the game winning RBI

He should give Cain tips on how to win.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

xx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

this game gave me hope

by JTsnowmyhero on Aug 24, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

One Beltran HR and Timmy had to knock in the winning run.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

because

it feels like we finally got our mojo back. by winning one run games again.

by JTsnowmyhero on Aug 24, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to go, Belt

that’s how you secure playing time

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

xx

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Just noticed the still images aren’t repeated.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 24, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 24, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This reminds me of GiantPain.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dance, Sucka.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 24, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I liked that game.

I like Tim Lincecum.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy is good.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

watching the Franchise

Kristin Posey was pissed talking about the collision. Buster tried to walk it back a little, but he didn’t try very hard.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

winning is good

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

very good, in fact

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he's not great

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie and TL2

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 24, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim does look startlingly like a young me in that one.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie’s in a lot of gifs around here.

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by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
hahahaha RT @AmyGGiants: Bochy said Cabrera will hold onto the lead off spot for the next few days. #sfgiants

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Good LORD Bork

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 24, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You hear that?

That’s the sound of my buzz being killed

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE SCIENCE. THEY WON THE GAME WITH CABRERA LEADING OFF. HE WILL LEAD OFF FOREVER.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grit…mumblemumble…veteran prescence…

by WasabiTorture on Aug 24, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got a hit.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork Bork Bork

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There aren’t even any jokes to be made here.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 24, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy looks sleepy.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It's past his bed time.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comment was deleted, poster was banned.

He didn’t even get a gif.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I'm Khaleesi of MCC, who is my Ser Jorah????

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think you have one

otherwise he woulda caught that fucking ball

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything I do, I do for the realm. /fans self with clapper

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

self-casting yourself as Varys takes balls, my friend.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or lack thereof

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TREASON FOR LOVE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE OF TREASON

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by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so nice that he joined yesterday just so he could contribute that erudite statement today.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like he has been banned from about 20 different blogs. I don’t know why they haven’t deleted his whole account.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 24, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how he tried to pass it off as a misspelling. Homophobic comments are still not okay.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT he meant to say nagger! Silly mistake!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he posted the same thing on the 1st GDT cuz he didn’t know where people were?

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, I'll make sure all of his comments are deleted

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pity you can’t delete him.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol chopped

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 24, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez, bill hall is tearing it up in the minor leagues. he was 4 for 4 today.

by JTsnowmyhero on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

Pacific Coast League

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 24, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is kinda weird
FresnoGrizzlies Fresno Grizzlies
Bill Hall is unimpressed with Christian’s night. Hall: 4 AB, 4 H, 4 R, 4 RBI. He’s a 3B shy of the cycle

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the Bell thread effectively dead, you all will end up missing out on my thrilling cat vomit stories.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking earlier, when I heard Cabrera was leading off...

That it almost makes sense just to have Pablo lead off, and then bat the pitcher at 7. That way Pablo gets the most at bats out of everyone, and when the lineup rotates around he has the mild chance of still having people on base to drive in. The really sad statement about the offense right now is that I almost don’t see the downside.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it’s not me.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t know if he needs him.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there ain’t no way he’s ever gonna love him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s possible that we’re thinking of different songs.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got Savage Garden.

You’re… Meatloaf?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Carlos Pena, please (although where to play)

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol we needed Timmy to throw 125 pitches just to stay on pace with the D’backs…

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Who do they play tomorrow? Still in DC?

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I believe so.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lannan vs. DBacks n00b

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it’s the Nats… hey…I looked and tomorrow’s Reds Marlins game is postponed already? Hurricane? Is that why no one was at that game tonight?

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

They moved tomorrow’s game to today.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants baseball

It’s never fucking easy with these guys

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hit game winning RBIs

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we get Sosa and Happ tomorrow and Friday

Should we feel good about that?

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

no

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they throw towards home plate?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the time.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the D'Backs cancelled batting practice the last two days

And they’ve won the last two days. I think they might be on to something.

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

But how can they tell when somebody is putting on a show?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then how will Gibson know who had a good BP?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK how Bud Black can make a line-up if he can’t see BP.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL all three of these comments.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops. Gibby………

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dead from cuteness

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesomesause

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep waiting for a PGT

But I guess I gotta hang out here instead.

I see Sabean got my multiple letters requesting more galoots.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Where are you now? You missed an earthquake cluster on the Hayward Fault.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

I’m in Los Angeles.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait, you’ll get a good jolt soon.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FROM THESE GAS PRICES, RITE?

Seriously, what the hell.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it happens down there

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chino or Newport? /Phantom Planet

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you and I both know I’m Newport. But fun. I’m Seth.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But actually you’re in the SpringHill Suites near LAX, right.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got two of them.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bell and who else?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I meant he got two of the letters. See, it was a… thing….

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. That was probably my fault. Sorry.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no. The pronoun antecedent confusion was fair.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t know, but where’re you at in LA?

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Near LAX.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t say anything. I don’t want to know.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Galoot central!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manhattan Beach is only three miles away! Run!

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Hermosa

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hermosa is cooler, but honestly I’m more Manhattan.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, well, mr. uptown

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Lincecum admits he tries to hit one out sometimes. "I try to swing out of my a— if I get the opportunity. Doesn’t work out often…ever "

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

he really roped one to left

probably a couple yards away from dropping in for a double.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty much most of the hitters.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t get cropped

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

linky

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

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