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Every week I link to my power rankings because, well, they take a long time, and you have nothing better to do.

But the most impressive thing I've ever written in my life is this:

Not because it's any good, mind you, but because it's an article about how I don't care if an adult wearing a glove to a ballgame is uncool. My argument is that I don't like getting hit by foul balls in the face. That night, jponry was hit in the face with a foul ball. 

She was the first reader to comment on the article. She disparaged Rush. She did not wear a glove. She got hit in the face. The odds of this happening on the same day are incalculable. That is, if you believe it was chance. If you believe that life is really that random, that it's all a roll of the bones. I'm not certain this is true.

I wrote the article, yet I didn't bring a glove to the game. I wasn't being hypocritical -- I just don't have my mitt right now. Still, it was hubris to taunt the baseball gods like that. And jponry was in the seats that Goofus has for every MCC Night at the yard. She was in the same seat that I usually take.

People, I believe that foul ball was meant for my face. I believe that we've flaunted foul balls' design, and foul balls will seek me out. Now I'm pretty sure I'm done with going to baseball games unless I'm sitting in View Reserved by the left-field foul pole. If you attend a game with me in the future, wear a catcher's mask. It's about to get real.

Either that, or Brandon Belt hates jponry. If you go with Occam's Razor, that might be the most likely explanation, actually. Never mind.

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Did she get to keep the ball?

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 24, 2011 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Nope :-(

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're heartless dude

You must have so many foul balls at home already!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't even there! We were at the other seats when it happened

That section is good for foul balls, though. I’ve got a couple, but always give ’em to kids in the section.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does that mean another fan picked it up and kept it, even after seeing it hit her?

Because if that’s the case, I’ve lost faith in fellow man.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 24, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe she deflected it with her face to a little kid.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

They waved it in her face and did a little dance, mocking the whole group for their failure to wear gloves.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait, what happened? who got hit with a foul ball?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The usurper. Brisbee set her up I tell ya!

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by Mdizzle138 on Aug 24, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

upon reading more of the thread...

jponry got hit in the face with a foul ball?

LOL. the Giants fanatic nerd didn’t bring a glove.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed…now I feel bad about laughing. XD

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by Mdizzle138 on Aug 24, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

classic!

don’t feel bad, she apparently wasn’t hurt. but the irony is striking.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like rain on your wedding day.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t consider that bad luck, actually. Rain is a soothing function of nature.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were talking about “irony.”

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you want irony?

Bruce Bochy starts Aaron Rownads. Bruce Bochy complains the Giants didn’t score any runs.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

jpironry

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I was sitting in the row behind her and a few seats over. Someone else picked up the ball and kept it, after it hit her in the face. I unfortunately didn’t see who picked it up. On the plus side, several good samaritans called for medical help immediately.

by historydude on Aug 24, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

did it hit her on the fly in the face?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think she has flies on her face. Rumor has it that she bathes regularly.

by younghutch on Aug 24, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

her face is ok but the fly is not

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hit the railing a few rows behind us, then ricocheted into her face.

by historydude on Aug 24, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well enough to go to work apparently!

She said in the other thread it didn’t swell or anything, pretty impressive IMO.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should have clinked on the other link.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that scores bonus points with students.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

So no DL move for her yet?

This is ridiculous! Even the moderators are getting injured!!

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by SixSixtyOne on Aug 24, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going to take this one day to day, see how she looks in BP. Good to have her off the bench if we can.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t come yesterday.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

long night, eh?

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

the earth was moving all over the place

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shows what you know.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to the meet up.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. Sadly, I was unavailable. Goofus made every attempt to give me the in, and I would have loved to have been there, but I just couldn’t make it out.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOO!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gritty, gamer!

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by SixSixtyOne on Aug 24, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

No pain in right brain. Can paint, sculpt and be creative.

Left brain thinking still hurts. She’s about a week away from doing math.

by younghutch on Aug 24, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's with CLE having back-to-back day games?

Do they not work in Cleveland?

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 24, 2011 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Travel day today and DH yesterday

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you need to ask you obviously have never been to Cleveland.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

or read the paper

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRANT

Johnny Giavotella isn’t a utility infielder! He has only played one position in the majors!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Whole post is ruined!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 24, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Video or it didn’t happen

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 24, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

People actually read Grant's non-MCC work?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

People actually read Grant’s non-MCC work?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do like the Power Rankings! Plus then I’m only one click away from some Jeff Sullivan or Al Yellon gold! And that Neyer fella…

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes usually

His gamecaps and articles beat the crap outta the sterile sports writing world. His stuff outside MCC is just as interesting, even without a hometown slant.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right into the chasm

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical question

Would you rather have Albert Pujols for 8 years / 260 million or Prince Fielder for 7 years / 175 million?

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2011 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Would the other 85 million get spent?

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

on 5 years of aaron rowand, and 4 years of your choice of broken infielders

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder

Although the Mo Vaughn factor scares me with him.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moo Vaughn

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Milky Cabrera

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'd go Fielder as well

The Mo Vaughn factor scares me, but the Jimmy Foxx factor scares me with Pujols.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Foxx factor? Will Colin Hanks play a character largely based on, yet not named Albert Pujols?

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colin Hanks seems like an interesting choice.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

league of their own

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

bah

Jimmie Foxx. Why must spelling names be so damn confusing

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still pretty sure you’re talking about Jamie Foxx.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a blessing. Pretty sure Jamie Foxx’s career has trended up quite a bit after his mid 30s.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better marketing opportunities with Fielder

The Prince & the Panda would be a great buddy cop show for the offseason.

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by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Taking a "bite" out of crime, Wednesdays at 8pm

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by fjm on Aug 24, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The food jokes could be non-stop!

Prince: “I’ve heard of horrific crimes, but this takes the cake!”
Panda: “Deed so-one say cake?”

Prince: “We’ve been assigned a case to track down a serial killer.”
Panda: “Deed so-one say cereal?”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Wait.

Am I supposed to call this racist, or was that just yesterday?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 24, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday

Panda went out and said something to Edlefsen before a crucial AB and Edlefsen was nodding. I gave about 50/50 odds that Edlefsen understood a word Panda was saying.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the Breakfast thingy, they said Pablo is the translator for others whose English is worse. If I could have gotten a mic, I would have asked him to tell Ramon Ramirez “Youre now my favorite Giant” (this was the day after he plunked Victoriaino).

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of Ramirez

I felt bad for Huff when the IF gathered to talk to Ramirez last night, he was the only non-Spanish speaker there.

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cultural imperialist.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

For those of you answering Fielder

Assume that Fielder gets 7 / 175.

How low would the price have to be on Pujols for you to switch?

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols is better

But 4 years older than him.

Look at Helton and Chipper Jones past 35…. those numbers in the back 3-4 years will be paid way too much. Pujols is the type of gamble I hope the Giants never make. Let him remain a Cardnal.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 24, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The price doesn’t scare me about Pujols, it’s the years of the contract. If there’s anything we can learn from both Rowand and Zito, long contracts are no bueno.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

the big problems with those two is that they were not worth the money day one.

the length compounds it, sure. but those have always been bad, they didn’t turn bad when they aged.

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

this.

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 24, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering how many we have to resign

I would cry at either of these.

Considering Pujol’s age, that back half of that contract will be an albatros of Rowand+Zito standards, eventually. I don’t think he is 8-9 mil a year better than Fielder now. So I would say Fielder all day.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 24, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

In before Delorean...

“re-sign”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw “Rowand+Zito” and figured it was correct.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the Giants were going full-tilt at convincing guys to resign.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather have Adrian Gonzalez and his contract

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who are you, Sabean? Let's talk about younger players for once.

Oh, nm. /Giantsfan’d

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by breadfan7 on Aug 24, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder

Four years younger and it saves 85 million. Easy call.

BUT, I would be skeptical of giving anyone a seven year contract at 25 mil a year. Especially for a 1B.

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by Bret1110 on Aug 24, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Timmy Day. Although I hear he’s have a mediocre season…

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Good. Not great.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been good… not great.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mediocre means good, not great. Or it it just — good.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 24, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

mediocre means average, middling

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The definition actually favors the negative, too. Of moderate or low quality or value.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

and decimate doesn’t mean what it used to either

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand. Even the common connotation of mediocre leans toward the negative. I don’t see how the definition isn’t in line with the use.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

What would be a common household item… that could be disassembled into 3 or 4 parts and then EASILY put back together again?
the only thing I can come up with is a flashlight.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Tough one. My small BBQ might be one.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 24, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

My bicycle is disassembled into many, many parts.
But I can put it back together because it is made essentially the same as my first bike as a kid.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 24, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lamp/Lantern
bed frame
stapler (?)

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stapler would be good… bed frame would be too but, I can’t take my bed frame to a job interview.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take you pet to a job interview — works everytime.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 24, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

A gun.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm on a college campus… that’d go over well.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stapler – that’s a good one. Yet a broken stapler is not worth fixing.
I think you find the things that M is talking about when you move and there is limited room in the truck.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 24, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

a pen.

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
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Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 24, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Winner.

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although I just broke this pen trying to prove it...

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LoL
I’m doing a thing on learning a second language. So I want something easy to take apart, give it made up kooky names… and then explain that even though you don’t remember what a gerfloffle or a glooblanker is you can still process the procedure of taking something apart and putting it back together.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

shredder

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

a camera with battery and SD card.

by City Girl on Aug 24, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man your job is weird!

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 24, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Tear my heart out
2. Stomp on it
3. Put it back together.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 24, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

A cheap digital watch

Dewgongongong
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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 24, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

A remote control, if you include the battery flap and two batteries all as separate parts.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

krikey that’s a good one, we must have like 15 remotes around here.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, a lot of kitchen gadgets disassemble for cleaning, right?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, blender, food processor, things like that. Blender might be a little dangerous if you were nervous at a job interview though.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

“And this is how you take apart the…oh God. Oh God! WHAT HAVE I DONE? MY FINGER!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ME A BANDAGE!!! Also, it was a pleasure meeting you all, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.”

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 24, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like a good place for this

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6340023/if-ikea-made-instructions-for-everything

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remote control?

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Hamilton, of the Reds Single A affiliate, has 91 SB (19 CS). What the hell, Gary Brown?? Kid is slacking

by Rdubya on Aug 24, 2011 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

It would be quite cool if he were related to Hall of Famer Billy Hamilton, of 914 career SB fame.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 24, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s doing it with an OBP of only .333.

As far as i can tell he’s only been on base 171 times (in a position to steal so subtracting HRs and 3Bs).

by BestHyperboleEver on Aug 24, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, I saw that foul but never made the connection it was at Goofus' seats.

Another reason to be under the overhang, not just so that you don’t get caught sitting next to Goofus when he dances.

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by BruteSentiment on Aug 24, 2011 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad jponry is ok.

It was definitely Grant’s fault for writing the article and then not brining a glove. He’s trying to undermine the revolution, it’s so obvious.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

He may never know just how delicious a glove can be.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brining one makes it so tender and juicy. That’s my preferred method.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually pictured brining a glove. It’s the only way I’ll make a turkey.

by City Girl on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by xanthan on Aug 24, 2011 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

This question came to me after watching GoT and Harry Potter recently

If you wrote of book series and it was to adapted to the screen, which would you prefer?

-A lower budget cable series with 1+ seasons per book and decent profit

- 1+ blockbuster movie per book with a huge budget and profit margins

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Game of Thrones was way better than any Harry Potter movie. Should have gotten a few more episodes, tho. I don’t see how they will do the second book in 10 episodes.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

But to reply to the question, if I were the author, I’d probably want more money as long as they let me have actual input. Both Rowling and Martin had lots of control over their projects, which is pretty unusual from the little I know.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huge profit.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the subject matter

If my book(s) are “G” or “PG”, a movie is probably best. If the subject matter is more adult/mature, I think a cable series is better. I read somewhere that R-rated movies run a higher risk of not making money since going out to the movies is a “family event” for many people.

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Low profit but high boobs to page ratio.

Harry Potter had roughly zero boobs. As such, the series was a generalized failure.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

huge…profit margins

Um, this one.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would want the series and a chance to really tell the story.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was the damnedest thing

That ball shot back off Belt’s bat and I immediately said “Wow, that’s right at my seats!” I had my camera, zoomed in and saw the usher waiving for paramedics and said, “Oh no, someone’s hurt!” Then saw people gathered around jponry and said “Oh no, it’s jponry!”

I called j14 on his cell and he said she was ok and we made our way over there to find her in good spirits, so I guess the lesson to be learned is that jponry is pretty ok with being hit in the face with balls. Jporny FTW!!!

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 10:06 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

She was teabagged by Brandon Belt. I’m sure she loved every moment of it.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to see our future leader is battle tested. Nice try Grant but she survived!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was picturing "Valkarie"

With the icebag making a pretty good substitute for the eye-patch

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wondered who was the person that went to see that movie

by shaggingflyballs on Aug 24, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poop – this was supposed to be in reply to Goofus.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

Glad she’s OK. I picture Drew Barrymore in Fever Pitch.

by City Girl on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude was a beast out there.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was good in the regular season. Just sucked in the playoffs.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He also won the Butt Calculus award that year.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the all time champ?

Mota?

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bernie Williams.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Above Jeter?! Interesting.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter is bowlegged.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that Joe Mauer really knows how to use his patoot.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT AARON ROWAND.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 24, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s part of the reason why it was so heartbreaking.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Had his best WAR season that year.

.250/366/414, 3.7 WAR, 14.7 UZR

May have been the last Giant not named Bonds to take 100 BB. He was kind of like a Nate Scheirholtz with plate discipline that year.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Green. It’s been a while.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!!!!

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its crazy to think that Bonds best year wasn’t even the 73 HR season according to bWAR

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

needed to learn how to take a walk

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

nevermind it is. But only by .1 WAR

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

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As expected, Jim Thome, Jason Kubel and Heath Bell have all been claimed. It remains to be seen who claimed them.

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 24, 2011 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Ralph’s team.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

All claimed by the same team?

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

What inning did this happen? I couldn’t watch the game yesterday

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 24, 2011 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

9th, during Belt’s AB.

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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 24, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

threatening headline of the day
Carrie Fisher looking to get back in ‘Jedi’ bikini

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Whatever she wants to do in the privacy of her own home is fine.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think she’s threatening to go public with it.

this would never have happened if you people had gone to her show last year

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

what!?

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As expected, Giants are the team that was awarded the claim on Bell. Whether the Giants/SD can make a deal could depend on Wilson concern

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 24, 2011 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 24, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean another TJ for Wilson? Or is it just a block?

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

closers are the new centerfielders…
collect them all!!!

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a block, I would be very surprised if they claimed him because Wilson was getting TJ, seeing as Bell is a FA after the season.

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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 24, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, good point.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they already said Romo is coming back Thursday. Who gets the axe – RamRam after last night? Runzler?

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Edlefsen>>>>>>>>Runzler, plus he’s probably Norwegian.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lefsie!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Well you threw real good Lefsie, real good. Go get some rest. Bring in—aww, shit. I forgot to have somebody warm up.”

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler was in the bullpen last night and I was all like WTF Bochy.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 24, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Pads are going to ask way too much for him

Unless they think they wouldn’t want him at his potential arb price (1/$10M or something), they’ll either have him back or two draft picks. The value of two draft picks is pretty high. Ergo, I conclude that by far the most likely scenario is that Bell is pulled back.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

But don't the Giants get that back

By offering Bell arb after the season?

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, the Giants would (potentially) get the two draft picks. Which means they’d have to give the Pads value equal to those picks now. So, at least something like Gary Brown, and probably Brown plus, like, I dunno, Kickham or something.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're way overestimating the value of draft picks

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

Brown was a low first round draft pick last year! How is he not comparable to two low first round draft picks from next year?

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Brown has success at the pro level.

Draft picks are huge unknowns. It’s the same reason Taylor Mays was only worth a 4th/3rd rounder even though he was a 2nd rounder last year. Once a player has a track record at the professional level, their value changes.

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panik would be a closer comp

but they can’t trade him

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what then?

Tommy Joseph, something like that?

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah i'd say TJ would be pretty fair

though I’m not sure how much leverage the Padres have since Bell said he’d accept arb from them.

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing that would scare me about trading TJ

is that he’s not 20 yet. I’d rather trade Adrianza, or even Peguero if it came down to that (then again, I don’t think Peguero will ever be a major leaguer unless he seriously adjusts his plate approach)

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they want Frankie Pegs

That would be fine by me. I also don’t think a guy who walks 2% of the time is going to be useful.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seams weird

that Dr. Andrews would be all “yeah looks fine, just the normal pitcher stuff.” Then the Giants be all “TJ for you” actually on second thought, Noah Lowry has 23 ribs.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh ho

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get 'er done Sabez

Send them Beltan. Spice it up by adding Tejada.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 24, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind him, but this was plain and clearly a block from AZ getting him.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think adding Bell improves Philly as much as it improves Arizona.

Anyways, you gotta win the division first and foremost.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It could be to block him from...wait for it...

…both Philly and AZ

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make it a double!

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum likes double doubles.

Get ’er done Sabez.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 24, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Type A, right? Go go gadget draft picks!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think it would take to get a deal done? Adrianza?

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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 24, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

they'd probably want more

something along the lines of the equivalent of 2 top draft picks

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jax’s and Wendell?

Not sure I could part with either.

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

PROSPECT PANDERER

James Simmons and Brad Eldred!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn't Bell publicly said he would accept arbitration from San Diego?

They may take a little less if that’s the case. But they could just as well prefer to hold onto him for that next year and try to trade him in the offseason or at the next deadline.

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by Ott on Aug 24, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did he say that to force a trade? I’m sure he wants to play for a contender.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 24, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s trying to force them to re-sign him long term?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 24, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Joseph and Hembree/Surkamp

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will throw my self down all 4 flights of stairs if that happens.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might give up Tommy Joseph or Hector Sanchez for Bell, although it will take more

With Posey, I don’t see how we will be able to make use of both of them in the near or even far future, unless we’re anticipating that Posey is going to change positions. Trading a Hector Sanchez or Joseph makes sense: trade from strength to shore up a (current) weakness.

Trading Surkamp would not be so great, as we’ll be in need of a cheap, back of the rotation guy soon, assuming we make Jonathan Sanchez somebody else’s problem, whether by free agency or trade.

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by igjarjuk on Aug 24, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be way too worried about a Wilson Ramos situation

Though neither Hector or ToJo are as good as Ramos was at the time of that trade.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be okay with the Wilson Ramos situation, even

Assuming Posey sticks at catcher and doesn’t wind up with the sort of problems Mauer has been having with his legs (fingers crossed). I think the most dangerous part of doing something like this is if one (probably Joseph because of age) ends up like Ramos, we’ll be playing against him a lot in our division over the next few years. That would blow.

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by igjarjuk on Aug 24, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really want him. But, I’m kind of worried about what it would take to get him. Like the idea of being able to get draft picks, though, which the team won’t get for Beltran.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

And there it is.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slide

Bochy certainly likes the grit. Pablo probably admires the athleticism with all the weight.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Panda? Winning in general?

Both pretty good, IMHO.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 24, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Totally.

Winning was the best part because we are totally going to the WS, right? Right? Right guys?

/crickets

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the time, I hadn't fully ruled it out.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 24, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sure like big pictures.

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6M! No wonder my browser was a little balky.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Balky!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love how Bochy didn't seem phazed at all by it.

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t Bochy wrestled alligators for fun? I watched an interview he did on the MLB Network where he talked about his days with the Padres in the early 80’s.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 24, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

As shown on the Franchise, he referred to Bell as a “fucking bull” or something like that. Also said, “he’s going to have a heart attack!”

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Pablo's reaction

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by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

So slide over here
and give me a moment
You’re moves are so raw
I’ve got to let you know
I’ve got to let you know
You’re one of my kind

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Pain may have wanted Panda to do this on his way to home plate last night.

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 24, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh!

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'd make the team better

But he’s far, far more valuable as a vessel for draft picks than as a player.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could fit a lot of draft picks in that vessel, and still have room for polyfill.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

And a dozen lard burgers.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

WANT WANT WANT WANT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

the best bullpen in MLB potentially gets better?

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by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross: You hit like a girl

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres: no, you do

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I no gay, you gay

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by D4P on Aug 24, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

And there we go.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres : I'm in the starting lineup today

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

run nattostalk.exe

Natto, I saw you post something the other day about going to a con. Are you doing something at CelestiCon? If I end up going I’d rather have a chance to see your work than miss it (and fair warning for you to feed me the wrong date to keep me away!).

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Celesticon

I’ll be there running a couple of sessions of Cosmic Encounter, and hoping nobody hits me in the face with anything.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

who me?

Thanks! Maybe I’ll see you, and no pie will I throw!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Natto was talking about the Alternative Press Expo.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make sense.

I haven’t seen to that in years and years. I remember chatting with Dave Sim, Jeff Smith and James Owen all in the same afternoon….

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by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn’t see much in the way of comics on the schedule for CelestiCon but I thought I’d ask. Thanks again for the replies.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish a foul ball would seek me out

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Say something disparaging about Rush and maybe one will.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

/protip

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

rush sucks so hard

drug addict

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am living proof that this does not work.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t like how Pablo softied his way in to home on that Guzman play. Should have flattened that Padre and eased Huff’s advance to home (and possibly get Belt to third!).

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLTROLL

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he should have made a better effort to avoid any contact. He should be ashamed of himself the way he shoved (with evil intentions) hundley and caused his protective helmet to become dislodged from his head. Has Buster Posey’s incident taught us anything? Baseball is not a contact sport!!!

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta expand the zone

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The last call approach.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STRIKE ZONE

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bell seems really good at locating high fastballs. It’s almost like he prefers it up there then down in the zone.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 24, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could be his weird delivery just makes high strikes easier.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that he would get destroyed facing off against a team like the Yankess.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 24, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

It seems so. Though missed calls on strike three or ball four are worse.

by Ursa Major on Aug 24, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The strikezone was a bit high all night though. The ump was giving the belt-high strike but not so much the pitch at the knees. From our vantage-point, I’ve no way of knowing if he was giving six inches on the outside the whole game.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

vs lefties only

For the red-green impaired: with the usual vertical caveats, high and outside, indeed, with a few flat out miscalls.

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

So the one to Belt was the furthest outside of any pitch called a strike all night, but not by much. I conclude that Alan Porter is not a great ump.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it that atypical for lefties?

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure

I haven’t looked at a ton of these things, but it seems pretty unusual to have pitches that far outside called strikes. The pitchFX strike zone includes the full width of the ball off the edge of the black, and that right there is a pitch that’s not always called.

At least that strike zone is mostly consistent, apart from a couple of blatantly missed calls.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The zone for a lefty is usually pretty outside

Looking at a somewhat recent baseball prospectus article (here) it’s outside, but within reach of a normal call

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies DFA Rohlinger

Wouldn’t be the worst guy to have around in injury city.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Giants shouldn’t have dumped him in the first place.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was on the RyRhol for SS bandwagon last winter.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

His numbers in Fresno were absolutely atrocious at the beginning of this season. It was weird.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did, in Colorado.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is Colorado Springs.

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you making a point about park factors or something?

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. They don’t have a humidor, and are a little elevated.

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He only had 4 HR’s.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

some elevation

higher than denver, actually

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

their team OPS is .850

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOSE LOPEZ .920 OPS!!!

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m cracking up at all the love for Huff in that thread. I guess he’s coming around finally, though.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA!
Horrible defense with no gain in offense. Orlando Cabrera would be a much better option than that.

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It’s all Fla-Giant’s fault!

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chances of Giants getting him = zero. Dude is probably done, in fact.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

He wasn’t hitting so badly in AAA for the Rocks.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a matter of him being labeled as a dead end player. MLB likes to leap to conclusions, and once they do they rarely back track. For some reason, this is more the case with position guys than pitchers.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would bet that he has no interest returning to the Giants.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would make sense.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the playoff shares! He can probably retire on those alone.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT SHIP HAS SAILED

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

but, Bowker!!

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s coming back into port!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

His line with the Sky Sox is way better than it was with Fresno, though not stellar for AAA: .289/.385/.464/.849.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

expand the zone

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

way off topic

but i am going to have a garage sale and want to know what to sell. i have more crap than you could shake a stick at. anyone knows what kind of crap sells best?
you know moderately crappy used furniture, old dishes that don’t match. extra xmas, books no one reads anymore, assorted ceramic animals, cds (sorry i dont have rush)i refuse to lower myself and sell clothes-always looks so pathetic.

should i save myself the trouble and just throw it all away?

by boyessprings on Aug 24, 2011 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

1-877-Kars-4-kids....

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should gently strangle the kid who sings that fucking song.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that kid is probably 25 by now

I swear to God, nothing makes me change a radio station faster than that song. Well, ok, nothing other than Radnich.

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by Smoke on the Water on Aug 24, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know who else is about 25 now?

Jeffrey Maier:

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

should i save myself the trouble and just throw it all away?

Might as well swing it by a vintage store or Goodwill if you’re just gonna get rid of it outright.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 24, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

winner

assuming you itemize your deductions.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tools. Sporting goods (skates, fishing rods). Furniture (haulable).

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

tools! i have tools!

now i feel guilty -tools are probably the thing charities can use more of

by boyessprings on Aug 24, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

People would buy tools.

I sell clothes at 50 cents a piece. You can unload a lot of stuff if you price it appropriately. I sell jewelry and designer handbags for a lot more.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

How often do you have garage sales where you sell jewelry and designer handbags?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always hit the garage sales looking for a shiny new pair of Christian Louboutin

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my stuff isn’t even close to that high end. I’m talking Coach or Dooney & Bourke.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got an Eames footstool on Craiglist last year.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Eames thing—I’m into it

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, once every 3 years or something.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You buy a lot of jewelry and handbags….

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true. I have a problem.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

admittance is the first step

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

my wife is trying to tame her designer handbag addiction.

actually, she’s not so bad with it, but I’m amused that she’s become more of a girly-girl.

she’s still drawing the line on expensive shoes, but she was browsing these online last night.

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

My sister spends on handbags what I spend on computers, but at twice the rate (bi-annually rather than annually).

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I have your old computer?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Next year you can find it on Craigslist!

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

To have?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mom and I enable each other’s addictions. But, mine doesn’t run to the $1000+ variety bags. I’m good at getting deals.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE THE BILLY BEANE OF BAGS

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

i shouldn't be laughing this hard

but I am.

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

My bags have ugly girlfriends. They don’t have confidence.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also records (vinyl) and tubes (vacuum), but if you have either of those, ping me.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t throw it away… take it to goodwill or something.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

But then he has to go goodwill hunting first

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s an ap for that.

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's terrible

I had to do that recently. they’ve got these new ‘express dropoff’ locations.

I was amused that there are so many around. Like 3 within a few miles of my house.

wonder if they are overexpanding due to bad economy.

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

without sarcasm

I believe it’s a growth industry.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

old dishes that don’t match used to be such a staple for college towns. you could easily get a few bucks for that.

and then ikea.

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it’s broken, don’t throw anything away, especially clothes. I prefer local shelters over Goodwill, but if you do decide for a garage sale, list it on Craigslist; you’ll get more people.

by City Girl on Aug 24, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

And list the time as 30-60 minutes AFTER you intend to open. Otherwise you’ll get weirdos pounding on your door at 7am trying to get the good stuff early.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 24, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You will get rid of lots of stuff to those weirdos, tho. My husband recently wrote a blog post about garage sales, let me see if I can find a url.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the risk of revealing way too much of myself,

Here’s my wacky husband’s take on hosting garage sales. (Note Buster Posey shirt in the pic.)

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are those your bras?

by City Girl on Aug 24, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, no.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow your husband is high quality beef

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s borderine galoot.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that your Yankee cap?!

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

THATS THE HOOK

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they were, all her friends would have already bought them.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has a boiler, not moobs, thank the lord.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to see some numbers on this

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

/quick glance

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scottish, yes. He enjoys taking the piss out of me by blaming my relatives of 1000 years ago for his red hair.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

What an odd piss extraction method.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

FreeCycle is your friend

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by son of ggf on Aug 24, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing Wheeler, Neal and Surkamp (potentially) in a season the Giants don't make the playoffs is disgusting.

And going in to next year, they will literally have nothing to show for those moves, since none of the guys they get in return will be around. Though, if they do re-sign Beltran, I see him being a DeRosaean presence.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2011 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

You’ll have 2 picks to show for Bell.

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

and we can pretend one of them is from Beltran!

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by Merope on Aug 24, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

So… we can start getting excited about the team in 2015, then!

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Panik for Heath Bell???

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds oddly familiar!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it is not Gary Brown. I have tix for SJ Giants tomorrow.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a link to a video of said jponry foul ball incident?

not that I want to see jponry get hit with a foul ball…. But, C’mon I wanna see it!

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 11:01 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I recorded the reply on the DVR...will try to check tonight

Usually, the cameras don’t follow the balls that shoot back that quickly

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ask not for whom it tolls.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Teacher says every time one rings,

an angel gets its wings.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Aug 24, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

When my doorbell rings, my dog goes crazy.

by City Girl on Aug 24, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dog gets excited because the doorbell ringing means his best friend is at the door. Not that he knows who is at the door, but he’s sure it’s his best friend or will be soon.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 24, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd by a fellow dog lover

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by breadfan7 on Aug 24, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He screwed Elisha Gray

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE TOOK THAT THIRD STRIKE

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't listening, but I bet Krukow lost his mind.

He believes anybody doing anything should ALWAYS go down swinging.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

K&K were very subdued last night.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip said that Kruk was frustrated – very frustrated.

by City Girl on Aug 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, not implausible.

Doesn’t strike me as particularly likely, though. I think if they picked up Pena, they’d have him on the bench and start him occasionally.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

An "Ugly Finder" is an "Ugly Finder"...

Guess that catchers mitt would be a good idea….

by SF Bay Area on Aug 24, 2011 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

According to Buster Olney of ESPN.com, the Giants were awarded the claim on Padres’ closer Heath Bell.
The Giants will now have until 1 p.m. ET on Friday to work out a trade. Olney suspects the status of Brian Wilson (elbow) will be a significant factor in whether the Giants actually pull the trigger on a deal. Bell currently projects as a Type A free agent this winter, so the price could be steep. It appears to be an unlikely scenario right now.

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 24, 2011 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

LOCKER ROOM SWAP

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE ONLY WAY TO TRADE!

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 24, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

so the price could be steep.

I’m scared.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kiss your Schierholtz goodbye!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be fine with this.

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be fine with kicking you in the shin for being fine with that.

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by Effage on Aug 24, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Jo and Hembree!

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, why can’t it be guys I don’t know?

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I’m saying!

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

That is true.

/reminds self to stop being so attached to the minor leaguers.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

bell?

at this point is there anyone we wouldnt dump -sorry swap

by boyessprings on Aug 24, 2011 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Lots

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 24, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll use him for a month, then you can sell him at your garage sale.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Animosity from Belt to jponry...is she Bochy's Iago, whispering in his ear to send Brandon down to AAA again?

Then yes, Occam’s Razor in full effect, and I have half a mind to bring a bat of my own if I ever meet her in person…

Otherwise, yeah, let’s assume it was chance. Jponry, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry to hear about last night, but glad everything worked out with no serious injury.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 24, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I remarked last night during the game

That last night was the whitest lineup I have ever seen.

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

NEEDS MOAR GENO ESPINELI!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mom said that about San Jose the other night: “Wow, this team is pretty white.”

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The report from View 304: “This is sooooooo laaaaaame.” /chop

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been noticing the overall paleness of the team as of late. Why so many?

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t there some generally accepted truism that black kids don’t play baseball anymore? Forget stickball, let’s shoot hoops, or something.

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torii Hunter is angry about this. As he should be.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball requires a lot more room than most sports. The others can be scaled down pretty easily, but when you’re hitting a ball with a bat, you need a lot of room.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 24, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

This issue has been raised, but the Giants in particular seem quite white.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The widely accepted sort of explain-it-away is that the less equipment you have to pay for, the more likely a low-income child is to play the sport. And as many African American families are low-income, those children move into those sports. Basketball and track and field have the added benefit of not needing 20 friends to perform.

And those are valid reasons. They kind of sell the complexity of the problem short, but they do highlight some of the more relevant factors.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see the point, but it is kind of undercut by the abundance of poor Latin American kids who fall in love with the game.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

And, as an aside, I’m starting to develop a minor, troubling crush on Cameron Maybin.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is troubling.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

his first name does anagram to “romance”

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by hairball on Aug 24, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don’t grow to be 6’9" and scouts and can sign to play professionally at age 16.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stickball just needed a stick and a ball!

The equipment thing is a red herring. If they want to play, they’ll find a way to play.

Their dreams are different now.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glove, too. And if you’re getting a game, that means gloves for everyone.

It’s more of a problem than a ball and find-a-park-with-a-hoop.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

But again, I’m not trying to say, “oh yeah, it’s totally that simple.” I’m just mentioning the most sort of widely accepted, most broadly spoken rationale.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably more of an urban v rural thing. Most poor African Americans live in cities. Easier to find a hoop in a city than it is to find a ball park. Course, Michael Jordan grew up playing hoops on a clay court in the North Carolina….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

and

Hank Aaron hit bottle caps with broomsticks, etc.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he dreamed of being a baseball player.

lol him

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re playing regulation baseball. That’s another factor: the institutionalization of youth sport has made youth baseball an investment much like ballet classes, and with a bigger possible payoff for parents.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Tejada grew up using a milk carton for a glove.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god he graduated to manhole covers!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There are so many variations on baseball that do not require a glove.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's what they were doing last night!

Giants v. Padres: this time it’s town ball.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not seriously arguing.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not trying to sell it as a catch-all. I made an attempt to undercut its use as a catch-all.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

which undercuts, at least on the margins, positions in the pros by american players.

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

black kids from America, not Latin American blacks.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AKA imposters

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause they are gritty, savvy, gamery.

Also known as “lacking tools.”

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, the Giants lineup does not lack for tools

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR WHITE BOYZ FROM TEH SOUTH

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

What "unknown team" could claim Pena?

Is there some secret team in Alaska thats been playing all this time?!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 24, 2011 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Just Me.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Aug 24, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

tony bennett bobble head. heh

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

THIS MEANS WE FINALLY MADE IT!!!!!!!

MUST HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND HELD AT GUN POINT!!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is actually a fairly realistic looking one. weird.

I’d like that to go with my Kurt Suzuki and Col. Sanders bobbleheads

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.
hankschulman Henry Schulman
…. Giants could use Bell for sure, but just as important is assuring Dbacks don’t get him.

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 24, 2011 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Or Phillies.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if they don’t make a deal, the Giants still win by not letting him go to the Phillies or D’Backs.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 24, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, there was a method to Bochy's madness after all.

Be careful not to win too many games (Rowandosity is the scientific term) so to ensure a worse spot in the standings than either PHI or AZ…thus putting the Giants in a prime position to block their potential acquisition of Bell.

Brilliant. Absolutely masterful. All is forgiven.

by younghutch on Aug 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

More losses mean the ability to block more teams! Take THAT, Reds!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does the claiming process work?

If we are awarded a claim, does that put us at the end of the line for other potential claimants?

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 24, 2011 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

What I mean is whether claiming one player means we probably can’t get a 2nd.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 24, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

not from a rules perspective, but they might not make a subsequent claim for budget reasons

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's not like a serpentine draft or something

You can claim anyone, but anyone you claim goes onto your roster if the team accepts the claim. The Astros could claim everyone on waivers if they wanted to.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Astros may very well want to do that.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 24, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then they have to pay them, though. For example, I’m sure they could snap up Zito right this minute. And Rowand.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

You can still make other claims.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

can we claim someone who knows how to hit with a bat?

and no i dont want to recruit a little leaguer no matter how good the kid is

by boyessprings on Aug 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

VETERAN BIAS

Bochy’s secret McCC trolling idea revealed to be “boyessprings!”

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by breadfan7 on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does this even mean?
Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
by AmyGGiants
#SFGiants claim #Padres’ Bell, as reported by @Buster_ESPN. Will Pads relent on ask for equivalent of two high picks? Will Giants MORE #MLB

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

WILL GIANTS MORE!!!!!!

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

will giants more?

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

and I’m pretty sure he means that he’s continuing this on a second tweet

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably meant to say “offer more” but ran out of characters.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how I read it.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will pads trade Bell?

The Giants claimed Bell.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

(continued)
with more prospects for 10-15 innings of Bell after trading Wheeler for Beltran? #SFGiants #Padres #MLB
45 minutes ago

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boy – that sure does make the team sound kinda silly.

Good point, though.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe there’s supposed to be a link to an article for “MORE”?

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone has been drunk tweeting.

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by Effage on Aug 24, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARAGUA! ARAGUA!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

ARAGUA!!!

It worked for half an inning!

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROCKET!!!

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to KNBR

this morning is comedy. At least they know Rowand stinks.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Very insightful.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Booing last night

One guy was heard to shout “DA BEARSS!”

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damon Bruce should of known this by now

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 24, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get 'er done, Sabez!
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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

For which one of our prospects?

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of them.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

We got this SS Cabrera from the Indians...

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Know how to win!

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

We just need to package him as Asdrubal Cabrera and we'll be set!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

we should just say,

We’ll give you A cabrera for hernandez

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Aug 24, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have Cabrera from the Indians?

Well, we have A Cabrera from the Indians.

/sitcom laugh track

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “abracadabra” for Hernandez.

Magic, I tell you!

by younghutch on Aug 24, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s magic inside.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's like Asdrubal because they have a similar last name,

except THIS Cabrera has been in the playoffs SEVERAL YEARS RUNNING!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 24, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a good luck charm!

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would love a fourth catcher.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 24, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a shit-ton better than any catcher not currently on the DL. He’d be a fine backup for Buster next year if the Giants can work that out.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a shit-ton better than any catcher not currently on the DL

And half of the ones that are!

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by waelwulf on Aug 24, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was reading and thinking, Wait, Whitesides is off the DL?

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

D’oh – forgot about that one.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWOOP!

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank the lord

the one guy the Giants absolutely need

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there any team ahead of us on the waiver list that would swoop before Sabes got a chance? Pirates?

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

next year

or arb picks?

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, remember when it looked like the Pirates might actually have a winning season? That sure was scary.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when the NL Central was some sort of race?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 24, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NL West is pretty much the only race there is, and both teams appear to be actively trying to lose. It’s a pretty sad state of affairs.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

who’s ramón hernandez again?

(whoa, autocorrect added the accent when there is none.)

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he will. Giants have the worst record of any team still plausibly in contention.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

What type of free agent is he?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Type A, I believe.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And by a healthy margin too.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

great

So a deal won’t be done

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It could

But it would very likely have to include Brown.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, really?

That’s a bit steep, IMO.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Aug 24, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per discussion with Villiphied above

He thinks not, since Brown has to some extent validated himself with a successful season of pro ball. So more fair would be guys with good potential but still considerable uncertainty about their future. So guys like Tommy Joseph, Mike Kickham, or guys with lower ceiling but of comparable value, like maybe Verdugo or something.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So yeah I just heard about the claim on bell

I called it two days ago simply as a blocking claim from ARI or PHI but would you trade for him if the pads were willing to listen.

As long as it didn’t include Hembree, surkamp, or brown I’d would put together another package of minor leaguers

by Falconer88 on Aug 24, 2011 11:34 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I wouldn’t. This offense stinks. He may never see a lead, and he’s probably going to pitch less than 15 innings.

I’d go for offense on the cheap, like Hernandez.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line however

To see LOLAtos reaction if that trade were to go through would be priceless

by Falconer88 on Aug 24, 2011 11:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Alfonso Soriano on waivers too?

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 24, 2011 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Contract sucks, but dude socks dingers

(Note: Doesn’t really do anything else of note)

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has one of the wierdest lines. He has an OPS+ of 101 but a OBP of 280.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been almost exactly the same on the road too.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime I see ESPN him and Curtis Granderson always hit HR's

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

ONE WAIVER CLAIM TO RULE THEM ALL

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So money is stopping us from getting all these guys?

i know it isnt the thought of getting rid of some of our professional hitters that cant hit

by boyessprings on Aug 24, 2011 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Huh?
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Not for speed. If Gs promote him, they’d go all in w/ him as leadoff hitter RT @psal137: Will Gs call up Brown on 9/1 for more speed?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

This seems wrong.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think its just to get his feet wet. So he knows what to expect in the major's

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 24, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the major’s what?

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pool, I’m guessing.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 24, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's not ready, right?

I mean, this would be an insane move.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not even close

There is really no chance he’ll be called up to the majors. If they just want speed they have Ford for that.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t going to do it for speed. He only deals Coke.

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Shane Victorino is slugging .550

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

I say let him waste it all in August & September.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was the year he turned into Carlos Beltran

I miss Carlos Beltran Torres

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR saying we have 4 of the 6 worst NL contracts.

Missed part of it, outside of Zito and Huff, and the other two are who?

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by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2011 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

rowand

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This can't be possible

Soriano and Zambrano would be the other 2, but RYAN HOWARD has the single worst contract in baseball.

Ok, maybe Vernon Wells is worse.

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gonna turn it around! You will rue the day!

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Howard’s bad contract starts next season I believe.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

ITS SO BAD IT HASN"T EVEN KICKED IN YET

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always forget about Flappy

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I turned it on

for I learned if the Giants trade for Heath Bell they will have to give up any hope of getting Johnny Damon or Coco Crisp or some other person that I am forgetting.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

Alfonso Soriano.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I'm not a big vegetable guy'' he says. -Tim Lincecum

by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand and…DeRosa? Tejada?

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff? I don’t think a two year contract can qualify as one of the worst in the league

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was the name being talked about at the end of the call

I guess he was part of it.

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by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You rank Huff worse than Rowands?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't me

Huff’s name was being discussed when i turned the radio on, I missed the other 5 I guess.

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by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really think Rowand will be DFA’d during the offseason or at the end of spring training if they have enough outfield depth, which should be pretty easy considering Rowand sucks.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I say he makes it to June or July of 2012, but he will be DFA.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t see why because the roster spot is more valuable than the meager production he brings. But whatever, you’re probably right because it’s the Giants. Hell, just look at DeRosa.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly my reasoning. It’s the Giants. They’ll start Belt in AAA next season before they DFA Rowand, and he usually manages to muster up average production for the first couple of months of a season anyway (Spring Training to May).

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet not
They’ll start Belt in AAA next season before they DFA Rowand,

If it comes down to that, I’d bet rowand goes and Belt makes the team

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE ALMOST SOLVED THIS PUZZLE!!!!!

Beltran
Zito
Rowand

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Derosa

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has to be one of the worst, right?

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 year contract? nah.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's no way

Rowand and Zito are the only really bad contracts the Giants have. None of their others are long enough to hamstring the team

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, look at it this way.

Rowand and Huffs contracts, at this point, are equally bad- but both only last one more year.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
SOURCE: BARRY ZITO PLACED ON WAIVERS. NOW THE WAITING GAME BEGINS. YANKEES RUMORED TO HAVE INTEREST IN HIM FIVE YEARS AGO.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

My twitter feed immediately following that

Texas_Gal Texy
I like when people freak out over players being placed on waivers, because then it’s easy to figure out who doesn’t know shit about baseball

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by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Meh. Not everyone has to be experts like us.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

When the honchos at Inside the Clubhouse or CSN figure out that Grant was the guy with the ironic cheer promos, that poor girl is gonna get fired.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Texas Gal? I see everyone retweeting what she says.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

SECRET MCCOY

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Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles: Pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the EDGE.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical:

If Rowand was claimed do you think Sabes would let him go?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I forget, did we sign him to an extension after we got him?

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that tells me Sabes will let him go

Rowand was the other Magowan-propelled acquisition I think.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard Magowan get blamed for Zito a million times

but I don’t recall hearing him get blamed for Rowand. Who frankly seems much more like a Sabean kind of acquisition than Zito.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame him for both – I think he liked to have a big-splash off-season signing with a recognizable name involved for the season ticket holders.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that's true

Then it’s idiotic. Nobody knew who Aaron Rowand was.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We know now.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not true. I knew him for his gritty gamer hustletude and having run into the fence in Philly.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

pleez, pleez, pleez, pleez, pleez.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

chasm?

If not, hell ya

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you seriously asking this question?

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAYBE WE COULD GET PUJOLS IN RETURN?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE HIM FOR A JUSTIN MORNEAU TYPE HITTER!!!!!

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

RBI BAT!

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, I will continue to drool over a Romo-Bell-Wilson back end of the bullpen

Bell is probably better than Wilson, so they could even switch.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also think bell is better the wilson

but wilson is not coming out of that 9th inning role

by ir1shgiant on Aug 24, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone upthread mentioned Romo will be back soon, but I just figured Romo and Wilson were done for the rest of the year, or will be so ineffective that it’s pointless to count on any contributions from them.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not ashamed to admit that this bullpen got me a little excited.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The starters would really only need to go 6 innings.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, having a strong bullpen continues to be irrelevant in the face of a catastrophically terrible offense.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

JUST LET ME DROOL DAMMIT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually, id go with the opposite

if were only scoring 2 or 3 runs a game, that means its gonna be a 1 or 2 run game most of the time. A stronger bullpen would be more necessary in that case

by ir1shgiant on Aug 24, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

But they can’t consistently score even 2 or 3 runs a game at this point. The Giants’ offense has gotten worse as the season’s progressed.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

but, but

Healthy Posey plus good Panda plus Belt? and if Huff can keep up this weird resurgance, the offense might not be shitty next year.

Just putrid to average!

HOPE I SAY!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect Posey to never be as good as he was last year and maybe only ever 75% of that at best in 2012 and I don’t think the Giants will get more than 120 games out of Freddy Sanchez next year if he even plays for the organization ever again. Giants need A LOT of help on offense. To say nothing of replacing Rowand, Torres and Ross.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SAID HOPE, SIR

I am nervous about Posey, but I have not been let down by him yet. Sanchez I am not going to expect anything.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won't we all

 

I will continue to drool over a Romo-Bell-Wilson back end

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Bell looks all that great from behind.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson is the back end. This is a human centipede.

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your anaconda only wants some if he lacks buns, hun.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure why

but suddenly I have the image of Bell and Wilson warming up at the same time, then deciding by roshambo who gets to pitch the 9th that night.

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by Four Point Nine Eight on Aug 24, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if they tie 3 straight times, they both pitch.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Brad Mills’d

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 24, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine standing in the box with Wilson and Bell on the mound, both pitching.

I’d be scared. Very scared.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s too late for a catcher to enter the mix at this point. This staff is, collectively, the most tempermental group of fucking pitchers I’ve ever seen when it comes to catchers. The Giants don’t have time to go through the 3 week trial-period where Hernandez figures out he has to connect to Lincecum by ESP.

This team is screwed. Hope for health and wish for the best.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s actually something that gets exaggerated. The FO sort of played up all the catcher/pitcher relationship stuff last year to sell Bengie, and then this year there was a problem between Lincecum and Whiteside because Whiteside actually couldn’t catch his pitches. I don’t know how much further it goes than that, other than pitchers saying nice things to the media.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pretty well sums up my opinion. Tim had no chance with Whitey – he needs a good blocker and a strong arm behind the plate.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you watch that last Franchise episode?

Stewart mentioned he has never, not once, spoke to Lincecum before the game. I remember in 2004 Brett Tomko blew his load and freaked out because AJ wouldn’t strategize before a game.

So even if it’s overblown, I still Lincecum makes it a little harder on new catchers than some other pitchers.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 24, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel, anecdotally, like big pitchers being bristly on the day of the game is pretty common. /Krukow stories.

Just talk to him the day before.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s mentioned before that he just throws what the catcher calls. Contrast to Vogelsong for example, who charts his pitches before hand (which actually is what he was doing before he got the callup)

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely understand it.

pitching requires a lot of focus, some more than others, and some handle this by talking, others by clamming up.

I’d defer to the pitcher on this.

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Talk to him the day before that or something. Just so long as the catcher is calling a game the pitcher is comfortable with.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think someone said Zito refuses to speak to anyone on a game day. Not that it really helps, of course.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he should start asking the Ump where the strike zone is.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart also thought Timmy should get his teeth fixed.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's totally the pitcher's call

If Timmy doesn’t want a strategy session, that’s up to him, but if AJ blows Tomko off to play cards, he’s a weenie.

It would be like a caddy telling his golfer he doesn’t want to join him on a practice round.

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ftfy
I think it’s too late for a catcher to enter the mix at this point.

If they can get Bell or someone for nothing, fine, but I’m not into trading any non-Fairly prospects at this point.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooo...

a certain poster here who shall remain nameless but is shown in pictures of the McC meetup in Walnut Creek posted one of the pictures of last night at California Golden Blogs and…..

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I didn't think Redonkulas Bear would start photoshopping

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to post them but I forget the resize code

so here. and here.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop it

with the crazy talk. Which it is.

Thanks again for inspiring me to go, and I enjoyed meeting you. Sorry again I missed the chance to buy in with the group at the time you organized the mini-section.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see me at the McCoven meetup in Walnut Creek?

I looked like a pumpkin.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enter the height="250" part before src:



< img height=“250” src=“http://i.imgur.com/ZIyPV.jpg” />

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

I screwed up the quotes, so went with the links.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took me forever to learn it, so just passing it on.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quiet!

I am trying to figure out who the poster that put up the pictures is!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

This picture did make me laugh though

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just threw up in my mouth
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by kb2011sfg on Aug 24, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

haha

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not someone else’s mouth?

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would seem more appropriate for a Philly article

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by kb2011sfg on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/vomits in little girl’s mouth

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You saw the movie Audition as well?

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disliked it.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a little too grotesque for me.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

After watching Audition, I was mostly done with Miike films.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re not going to watch the Yatterman movie, then?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a horror film?

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe, no.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I’m going to have to watch it.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually does a lot of family-friendly movies as well.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not into grotesque, really, so it started out sort of on the wrong end for me. But mostly, I just thought it was boring.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie does move slowly.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did, actually.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"You can't dust for vomit"

- David St. Hubbins

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that he sites Jim Thome as an example of the current FO spending big

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is nothing more

I’d like to see than the Brewers or Braves kicking the Phillies ass.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 24, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is nothing more

I’d like to see than the Giants kicking the Phillies ass.

Giants Baseball: Shift-A

by atxgiantsfan on Aug 24, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone sent me a text, “Picked up Heath Bell!!” I had to explain waiver claims.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lol n00bs

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO TRUE OUTCOME HITTER

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today

Was walked and hit by a pitch.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry got hurt?

Hodor. :(

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by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

In typical Giants Fashion, Grant has decided not to place her on the DL

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 24, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nose should calm down any time now!

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

She rubbed some dirt on it.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

VETERAN GRIT

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Aug 24, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd

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by hairball on Aug 24, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a ball to the face

No big deal.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what she said?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Low hangers can be dangerous.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only there was an acronym that expressed this.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've got it mixed up

that was jporny’s reaction

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by hairball on Aug 24, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ON EAST COAST, DOESN’T MATTER

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by Murray, Present on Aug 24, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But there was also another 3.5 on the same spot this morning.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another 3.5? The map didn’t show that … oh, another 1.6 fifteen minutes ago. IT’S GOING DOWN TODAY FOLKS

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This map. They’re all really close together (and I can’t figure out how to zoom in more) so you have to mouse around a bit to see all three.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look at that. I was looking at that map, but the blue square covered the other blue square!

Everything geological happens when TL2 is in transit.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have found it except I was talking to a co-worker about the earthquake last night and thought I felt another one. I figured it was in my head, but no.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, small quakes always make me think I’m having a stroke.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our building is having some stucco work done and the workers are putting up scaffolding. I remarked to my wife about the contractors “damnit—go easy on the building, that felt like another earthquake.”

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The utility infielder piece was hilarious

Until I realized the Giants’ entry actually batted third this year and I started bawling at how terrible our offense is.

I can’t imagine any of those other guys batted third this year.

by diamondnerd on Aug 24, 2011 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheelerpro45 Zack wheeler
by legaleagle88
@HeathHembree they need to pull up the real HEATH if they want the job done right. Just tell them to pull u up. Ur rdy haha

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a steam locomotive
rolling down the track
He’s gone
He’s gone, and nothing’s gonna bring him back

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fans suffer heap big buyers remorse.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also
Wheelerpro45 Zack wheeler
@hect171189 primo congrats on the first RBI. Love u and miss u

<3

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Dude.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s sweet. :)

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, same here. I’m really impressed he is mature enough to use the L word with another player.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always heartening to encounter professional athletes that don’t seem to be homophobic.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew Susac called four different thing “gay” while you typed that.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you made me go and look up his facebook page. Thus, I have learned that J.J. Hardy > planking.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does most of his “gay” talk on Twitter.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was very impressed to not see the #nohomo hashtag.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

there wasn't much on Facebook

But planking is gay, “Glen Becks” is the man, J.J. Hardy is is favorite athlete, and he lists his job as “stripper” at “jiggles.”

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said the Glenn Beck thing on Twitter, too.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no Posey. In every conceivable way.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is he going to make it in the biz if he can’t even spell?

by Hyoton on Aug 24, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how got that from the Zack Wheeler fan club.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

*how you got that, I mean.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's weird, cause I follow him too

so I dunno why it didn’t show in my feed.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twitter is dumb. That seems to happen to me all the time. I see a retweet of someone I follow that never made it on my feed.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was an @reply to Hembree then unless you also Hembree you wouldn’t have seen it.

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. I assumed scout6 followed Hembree, as well.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought I did, BUT APPRENTLY NOT!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you stop following him because he was being so annoying?

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

who me?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

E'RYBODY LOVE EM

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

*ME

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 24, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like they finally wised up
mlbtraderumors MLB Trade Rumors
D’Backs Designate Ransom For Assignment bit.ly/r1lhVD #mlb

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SWOOP

The Bastard of Ransom shall fight for Azor Ahai

by shanghaijim on Aug 24, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, that didn’t take long.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't do that before he hits a random HR off Kershaw.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

O/T

95.7’s incessant criticism of KNBR is weird.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Z95.7.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh wow, I forgot about that station. I went to one of their concert festival thingies once. It featured Brian McKnight and 98º.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the station that played Barbie Girl in my youth.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why I read youth as mouth.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how

A’s and Raiders fans are pissed because they thought they would get their own station for their teams and 95.7 constantly talks Giants and 49ers. It just makes them more bitter.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was supposed to be the A’s flagship, but now it seems like they’re just competing for KNBR’s Giants/49er fan listeners.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is the A’s flagship. That’s why it pisses off A’s fans they talk about the Giants on that station. So to their Facebook page and check out the comments.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Philly got a new FM sports station there was similar period. It went away quickly. Just be prepared for KNBR to go FM in a couple of years as WIP is doing now.

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by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the story behind that? Why did WIP go to the FM dial?

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

97.5 the fanatic is destroying them in the rankings. Espcielly during the afternoon commute hours. WIP actually kicked Howard Eskins to the curb.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you think the new FM station in the Bay Area is going to force KNBR to the FM dial?

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn’t surprise me.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you mean in the comment below. If 95.7 can force Radnich/Bruce off the air, then I’m going to have to listen to that station more often.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIP?

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philadelphia’s KNBR

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

(thanks)

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would hate that. The only reason I get KNBR in Folsom is that it’s on AM.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would suck. You can get KNBR all the way to the Nevada border because it’s on AM.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they keep the AM station. In fact I bet 95.7 has an AM station or will have one soon.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay, gotcha.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ve got a 50000 watt license. that’s very valuable.

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you start with 50,000 watts and add the pairing of Radnich and Bruce, it’s beyond valuable—it’s a weapon.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

a flamethrower, even

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dynamic reminds me of a certain plagiarist and some blog with unreliable information.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Grant isn't very reliable

And his whole schtick is ripped off from this sadly inactive site.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this where I come to talk about how we AREN'T getting Heath Bell

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by DFARowand on Aug 24, 2011 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

lol yupp

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 24, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Ramon Hernandez over there you can drool over for a little while still.

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I want

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by DFARowand on Aug 24, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drools

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by hairball on Aug 24, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nah, we’re totally giving up Brown and Adrianza for him.

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

on general principle

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by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEATH BELL WILL SOLVE OUR LINEUP WOES!!!!

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Now!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

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by bigboneded on Aug 24, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

they should

its the one positive about being in second place

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 24, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was in the same seat that I usually take.

Yes, because the ball was seeking out the Rush foamer.

Chivalry is dead.

by maysian on Aug 24, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

media types: does the boston herald have a reputation of having a particular political slant?

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

more conservative than the Globe I think

but I guess thats not necessarily saying much

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chowdah.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITH NO TOMATOES!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never encountered this fabled tomato chowder.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's kinda like cioppino

without everything except the clams.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manhattan clam chowder? GREATEST CHOWDER IN THE WORLD!*

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s real East River water in there, it is!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I was gonna say really conservative

But my recollection was based on the time when Murdoch owned it. He doesn’t now, so I dunno.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants.

I get off shift this morning to some angry voicemails from my dad last night. Seems the Giants did bad things. oh well.

maybe they’ll win tonight.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

“maybe”

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by Mdizzle138 on Aug 24, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

operative word

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy time

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 24, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran will save us!

by jhawx on Aug 24, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wrists fall off

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 24, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

was he activated yesterday?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, I see he was.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he gave us a nice weak pop out.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, well, he hasn’t faced live pitching in 2 weeks.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll come around.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he still hit the ball better than Rowand!

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shame we dont have any minor league teams where he could get a dozen at bats.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE NEED HIM NOW!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have faith in Bork to play Nate over Rowands if Beltran went on a rehab.

Besides, I don’t think he really needs it. Dude is a damn fine hitter.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate’s in boot with a fractured foot.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said today he’s not going to the DL and will play anyway. (Not when, tho.)

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by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say unbelievable, but it’s not. Of course Nate has a broken foot.

So he’s gonna, what? play with a fracture?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Since rosters are about to expand, they think it wouldn’t be worth putting him on the DL, and that he can play through it because it’s only a hairline fracture.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

any awkward movement on it has the distinct possibility of turning a hairline fracture into a full-on break

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Giants.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/removes rib

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/assumes a few days of rest will fix a flapping tendon

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/15 day DL to re-grow missing limb

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a tiny crack that they couldn’t see on Xray, only on the MRI.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally earning regular playing time

of course he’ll play through it.

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by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

massive grit points from Bork. he’ll be One Of Our Guys® soon.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played through a shoulder injury that hampered him for much of last year.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

the voicemails were actually pretty funny. the first one was like “grr Huff and Rowand suck so bad, all those defensive lapses and crap hitting”. the 2nd one was like “i love this team they just stormed back in the 8th yeah yeah yeah!” and the 3rd one was like “i hate this stupid team”.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I thought Grant was joking about Jponry being hit in the face.

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by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of Rowand

He got the loudest boos I’ve ever heard a Giant not named Armando Benitez get after his infield pop up last night.

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by DFARowand on Aug 24, 2011 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I was expecting even bigger boos after his last at bat where he hit a weak grounder on the first pitch

But then the Padres fucked up even worse than he did.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah he was REALLY lucky

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by DFARowand on Aug 24, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was hilarious

Rowand got to 1st after the botched play and turned to Roberto Kelly for a knuckle bump. We were laughing about it. Really Aaron, you expect congratulations for that?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks

the Rowand saturation point has been reached.

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by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

By this, do you mean Bochy? If not, it means little.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy will never tire of running Rowand out there. Rowand would have to be Molina’d.

by maysian on Aug 24, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think had enough outfielders been healthy at lineup-writing time last night, Rowand would have been sitting.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

With Nate in a boot and Beltran not ready to start, who else was he going to write in?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santiago Casilla

Much better plate discipline and strike zone judgment than Rowand.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh what? Nate is injured now too?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fracture in his foot. Planning to play through it.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap. how doable is that, to play the OF with a fractured foot?

also, I just read that Burrell is going on a rehab assignment. any further news what his role will be?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll be playing the titular character in an upcoming production of Hamlet

(II just wanted to use “titular”; what an awesome word!)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have nice titulars.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

titulars or GTFO

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by DrStankus on Aug 24, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the Giants reach some semblance of health in OF

We’ll see less and less Rowand. It happened last Sept/Oct, it’ll happen again.

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by slapsy on Aug 24, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they don't pull a Dave Roberts and release him over the offseason

I might have to cry.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or cut someone. One or the other.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of which

I had totally forgotten he coaches 1B for them. Maybe Rowand can go there too when he’s dumped.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 24, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps Nate being willing to play with a broken foot is germane to this discussion, especially if he starts tonight.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 24, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s time to swap him for Steve Finley. He’s still playing somewhere, right?

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by Ott on Aug 24, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

by playing do you mean bingo at the retirement community>

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 24, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could probably get Matt Stairs if nothing else!

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rownads got booed?

awesome. he always knows how to please a crowd.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you have mlb.tv

It’s in the bottom of the 6th. 1 hour, 55 minutes into the broadcast. Same inning as the bizarre Jesus Guzman play, so totally worth going back and watching.

It’s not available as a highlight, though, although I definitely consider Rowand getting booed to be one.

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by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DVR’d the game, but am hesitant to watch any of it. Hold up I’m gonna check this out.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You HAVE to see the Jesus Guzman play if nothing else. It was like the 1B defensive version of Ruben Rivera’s baserunning. Not as drawn out, but he did manage to fuck up in at least four distinct ways.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooohhh ho ho man!!

Guzman looked like Alex Smith!! he looked just like Smith in the pocket while the O-line collapses, down to the bad throw.

oh man that is hilarious.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS AGAIN!
USATODAYsports USA TODAY Sports
Dodgers ask fans to rate announcers, including Scully usat.ly/qhKpch

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 24, 2011 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd give him a "B"

for BORING

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 24, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rate him an 11 (on a scale of chapters).

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a format the Scully Robot can understand:

01000010010011110101001001001001010011100100011100100001

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Uribe says hi!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rate him an 11 (on a scale of chapters).

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RF

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the hell did heatsink/fan combos get so enormous and ridiculous?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l2h0nYGAdk

Upgrading stuff for the first time in years, and this looks like something that wouldn’t even fit inside my case…

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 24, 2011 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s been going on for a while. I put a Scythe Ninja in one of my computers back in 2006 or so; that was a big case and I still had to measure to make sure it would fit. I imagine things are probably actually not as crazy now, with chip companies paying more attention to energy efficiency. A Core i5 is a lot easier to cool than a Pentium 4.

As ridiculous as they are, the big heat sinks actually are a key element if you’re trying to build a quieter machine.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, the Rockies could actually catch us. and they’ve played like shit for 4.5 months.

amazing what a little 7-18 slide can do for ya.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

one more reason why we need to beat the Padres tonight

The Dodgers are currently destroying the Cardinals 9-1. Unless the Giants win, the Dodgers will move out of the current last place tie.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved Sabeans newest quote, which I heard for the first time today.

“we don’t have any speed….playing station-to-station… we don’t take enough walks.”

well, gee, Sabes, ya think? the man who put together this shitty lineup is now complaining because the players he acquired do not have the skills that he says we need. is it just me, or does this make no sense to any of you either?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

My stupid company

Despite being a dot.com, doesn’t have the bandwidth to let me even get onto the site, let alone post. The only reason I can do this is I’m doing it in on my iPhone. How am I supposed to know how much WAR Jeter would bring when Sabean claims him on waivers the moment it happens?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 24, 2011 1:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
MEXICO’S LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES TEAM HAS PLACED THEIR THIRD BASEMAN ON WAIVERS.
TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
OAKLAND HAS BEEN AWARDED MEXICO’S THIRD BASEMAN. WILL TRADE CONOR JACKSON AND PTBNL FOR HIM.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cue the Boston/ESPN freakout
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
@pgammo thinks Theo Epstein would be interested in the Cubs’ GM job (weei.com/sports/boston/…)

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 24, 2011 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

EUGENIO VELEZ WATCH

Now up to 29 PA without a base hit.

If he got a hit in his next at bat, his AVG would be .037.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

how is he still employed?

CORNERSTONE!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Ned is devastatingly good

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 24, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

current line

.000 / .069 / .000

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

$10 says Wilson walks him this year.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 24, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S RIGHT KICK DUDE WHEN HE’S DOWN

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes it easier to reach.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t really look like Braun.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you Fila

these are awesome

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 24, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T GET CHOPPED

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/24/2382325/on-heath-bell

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It takes a good writer to come up with articles like these. The best part about sports is that there are always those who can help others to understand its intricacies such as the Cardinals doing great, or about fans.

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