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Giants/Padres Series Preview

There are a lot of benefits to the Giants contending. The first is that the Giants are contending. Oh, it can get frustrating to watch a team not score again and again and again, and that will lead to silly all-caps posts in Comic Sans, but deep down I know that Giants fans are mostly lucky to enjoy another season where the team is playing meaningful games in August and (hopefully) September. For example, I got a text from the Padres fan the other day, which read something like this:

Star-divide

Blah blah run differential blah blah unlucky blah blah blah not fair blah blah blah Garry Templeton

It's hard to tell his texts apart.

But he has a good point. The Padres have scored more runs than they've allowed, something the Giants haven't managed, yet they're hanging out at the bottom of the division, playing pinochle with James Loney and Aaron Miles. The Padres actually have four players in the starting lineup with an OPS+ of 100 or better, which the Giants aren't able to do with Posey and Sanchez out, and Brandon Belt going to the Rays in a waiver deal for Kelly Shoppach. The pitching isn't as strong as last year's, but the Padres are actually hitting a lot better lately:

Split G GS PA AB R H 2B 3B HR BA OBP SLG OPS
1st Half 1296 92 3444 3070 304 709 129 20 48 .231 .300 .333 .633
2nd Half 540 37 1434 1283 192 341 65 16 25 .266 .330 .400 .730
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 8/23/2011.


It's even more dramatic in August, as the Padres are hitting .284/.343/.449 as a team. That's like a team of unbroken Buster Poseys, and they can all steal bases when Tim Lincecum is distracted. Scary, if a little unsustainable.

But the biggest benefit to my favorite team contending is that it only bothers me that Jesus Guzman is some sort of robo-beast now. It doesn't destroy me. It's only really, really, really irritating. Two years ago, PECOTA told the world that a good comp for Jesus Guzman was Rikkert Faneyte. Now he's Adrian Gonzalez reborn out of the ashes. Okay. Whatever.

I used to think Jesus Guzman was going to be the Andres Torres for the Giants -- the random non-prospect minor-league free agent who would lead us to ... well, I don't know what. But I thought it was going to be him. Turns out it was Torres. That was pretty cool last year. 

 

Year Age Tm Lg G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS
2009 25 Fresno PCL 115 452 145 26 5 16 71 37 82 .321 .379 .507 .885
2010 26 Fresno PCL 125 445 143 28 1 18 72 38 68 .321 .376 .510 .886
2011 27 Tucson PCL 63 244 81 22 1 8 57 34 42 .332 .423 .529 .951
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 8/23/2011.


If the Giants were still the team from 2005 through 2008, though, this would kill me. After all the Benzingers, Niekros, Minors, Desis ... there was finally a first baseman who floated to us on a oyster shell, and we let him leave like it was nothing. For shame.

Now? Dang. Really annoying. But those BB/SO columns make me think that he would never have done that with the Giants.

Padres: Say, have you thought about not swinging at everything?
Guzman: Don't want to lose my per diem, Skip.
Padres: That's actually not our policy. That was your last minor league team.
Guzman: Okay, Skip. Whatever you say.

So good for you, Padres. Now please keep him the hell away from us.

Hitter to watch
That whole thing was a hitter to watch.

Pitcher to watch
Not Mike Adams. That's alllllllll I care about. I know the Giants nicked him up a couple of times, but he was the most annoying pitcher in baseball. Not because of anything he did, but because he was so coldly efficient. He'd come in a one-run game and throw a nine-pitch inning before you could throw something at the TV. The Padres will just make another Mike Adams out of the Mike Adams shavings they have in a drawer, but at least we don't have to see the real thing for a while.

Predictions
The Padres steal a base.

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"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 23, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gonna hate it more after this evening.

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He numbered it?

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

More balls than T’s in his full name.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that is 1 of 3. There’s no proof that he didn’t get mixed up on the others. For all we know, there could be a 4 of 3 a 7 of 3 and & of 3.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 23, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Limited edition. He only hates SF 3 times.

by nKoan on Aug 23, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco, San Fernando, and Santa Fe.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 23, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe Heath Bell is still a Padre

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS NEED TO CLAIM HIM

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be ok with that.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 23, 2011 1:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ugh. These guys again?

When will they just go away?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 23, 2011 1:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

This makes me laugh more than it should.

by nKoan on Aug 23, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson will probably be a Type A with any sort of production in Toronto

Hill is pretty much a type B.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the catch for the D'Backs?

Just looking at the numbers this year, it looks a lot like a chance to fill an extra spot on the roster. It’s not like Aaron Hill’s BA or any other measure look considerably better.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

From AZSnakepit
Kelly Johnson is one player away from what would have been a Type A free agent in the NL. Granted, based on his skid this past month, he might have not have been able to make it into Type A, but there’s a reasonable shot he would have.

Aaron Hill, is currently 4 players away from NOT having any status as a FA. He would be the 5th lowest Type B middle infielder in the NL. And frankly, even if he does manage to stay on as a Type B free agent until the end of the season….do we really want to risk offering him arbitration?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like watching the Giants play the Padres.

If for no other reason than I have to sit through 2.5+ hours of the worst uniforms in baseball.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If you can actually see the uniforms

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i cant stand those camo garbage things.

if God wanted us to be in the military he would have made us all fire ants

by boyessprings on Aug 23, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about his B towel?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom’s dental hygienist is friends with Jesus Guzman’s mom.

That’s all I got.

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by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lucky

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

why no love for the dental hygienist?

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by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a super-hot dental hygienist. Also, super nice teeth.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like Canada to beat Japan today...

not very likely.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Silly and foolish Padres

Yoda is a secret agent working for the Giants.

I used to live right up the street from George Lucas BTW. Dude has a huge door like Jabba the hut (aka Ray Ratto).

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 23, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We have Charlie Brown living in the Club Level.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 23, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gonna get caught

Just you wait and see.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 23, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But but but Jesus Guzman

was old for the PCL and repeating a league and therefore must never be a decent hitter.

by Rorsavelt on Aug 23, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

150 PA

380 BABIP

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by Viliphied on Aug 23, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres have scored 57 more runs this year

than the Giants.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It's interesting to me that

there are not more girl LLeaguers…Girls are more physically mature at 11-12 than boys so should be able to compete physically.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what softball is for!
Shunting girls over to another tier so that they don’t get any uppity ideas!

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by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps most 11-12 y/o girls want to do other stuff.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you comparing the Giants to girl LLeaguers?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

reply fail.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a hilarious reply fail

It makes it even better that it’s a reply to yourself.

by taliesin on Aug 23, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's sad

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Antholopous is a diabolical genius
They could very well sign the second baseman considering the lack of tenable in-house options they have. Adeiny Hechavarria has loved Las Vegas, but it’s still unclear if he’s got the stick for a regular role in the major leagues. Brett Lawrie has played second, but he was moved off the position for a reason. There’s one dark horse option remaining. Considering the fact that they may be in line for a significant payroll boost this off-season, the Blue Jays could make a run at Jose Reyes. Yunel Escobar‘s defense has been strong this year, but more based on his arm than his range, so it’s unclear who would move. One thing seems to stick out: of the three best middle infield free agents this offseason, the Jays will have one on their roster the rest of the way

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/jays-ship-hill-to-arizona-for-kelly-johnson/

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by DFARowand on Aug 23, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NO "HELLA"

Consarn it.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

SoCal people HATE the word too

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 23, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was down their last, I slipped in a “hella gnarly” and my friend came close to paroxysms.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

…down their whatnow?!

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by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT HELLA GODDAMMIT

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hella gains points in personal lecixon

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No comment on the cosmic significance of the matchups being Matt vs. Matt and then Tim vs. Tim?

by nKoan on Aug 23, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Mat

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I choose to spell it right, even if he doesn’t.

by nKoan on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have one too many T in your post

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ma_ La_os

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
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whitest. trade. ever. RT @robneyer Diamondbacks trade Kelly Johnson to Blue Jays for Aaron Hill and John McDonald. sbn.to/pgICnG
30 minutes ago

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

haha

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 23, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realized that

if you replace the ‘t’ in Mat Latos’s last name with a ‘v’, you get the name of the final boss in Chrono Trigger.

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by yoshifan on Aug 23, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Firefly reference?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simpsons

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The OJs.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know..

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIS

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 23, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooof

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 23, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get the bigotry, but not the actual joke.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 23, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 23, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

also, how is this racist?

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

S-position metathesis is a common feature of African-American Vernacular English. The joke is based on that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to write something about ‘ebonics-based humor’, but this sounds way better.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

thanks for the explanation

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you guys even now what “Chrono Trigger” is?

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by yoshifan on Aug 23, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your pokemon team?

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by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of the most popular RPG games made in the video game history. It was made in 1995 for the SNES system and was later re-released in 2008/2009 for the Nintendo DS.

I hope at least one of you know some stuff about video game history.

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by yoshifan on Aug 23, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So like Dungeons and Dragons except on the TV?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 23, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like “BESM” on the TV.

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR LIKE BM ON TEH TV

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by jhiat00 on Aug 23, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BDSM on TV?

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by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/frantically goes through the DirecTV channel guide

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody was aware of that.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate video games.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow! I HAD NO IDEA

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by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were our last hope.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that I used to have to put a quarter in to play.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without a doubt

One of the best RPG games ever. My friend and I would play that game over and over when we were in middle school. We’d beat it, then try and beat it a different way. That game was legit.

by RenoGiantsFan on Aug 23, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely not a video game

If i’m wrong, Barry Zito will retire.

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by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are trying to get on my nerves, aren’t you?

Read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrono_Trigger

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by yoshifan on Aug 23, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just making up stuff and using tinyurl.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s wikipedia, maybe someone just made it up.

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that Jeff from Game Players Magazine really loved it, as he did FF3.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only because Cross utterly killed it

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many hours of my life I spent on that.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cowherd stated that the Niners are throwing the season…evidence: Signing Braylon Edwards to a one year deal…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 23, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

a bigger tool

we shall not find.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bigger tool

we shall not find.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

This marks this first time in Cowherd’s broadcast history where shit was going into his mouth.

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by josematan on Aug 23, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be quoted

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 23, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. I don't want this to go through
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Source: no momentum right now for a Wandy trade. Houston not especially motivated to move him. Still time, though, for talks…

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by DFARowand on Aug 23, 2011 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

who would even want that contract?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 years 36 million is not bad for a LHP that is above league average (about 3 WAR).

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Cardinals claimed him…..which is about as educated a guess as you’ll hear from anyone from ESPN and CSN.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Tom Waits’ Private Listening Party (new window)

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by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a thing where, when I visit a major league stadium, I get a souvenir baseball. Twice I’ve been here, and twice the A’s team store isn’t operational. To hell with them.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

sl

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 23, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't eat it.......

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

methinks you did

/mind blown

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it's Oakland

You’re supposed to rob the team store.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 23, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose. I pulled up to the thing and asked a security guard where I could find the team store (which is supposed to be operating under regular season hours). She told me the store was closed to transition to the merchandise to Raiders stuff. I sighed and turned around.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s a metaphor.

by shanghaijim on Aug 23, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. It’s August! AUGUST!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's lame.

I get pennants. Preferably ones that feature the ballpark, but if those aren’t available, I just get the best of what they have.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think a tarp will fit in the overhead bin for his return flight.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twice I’ve been here, and twice the A’s team store isn’t operational

Was there a tarp over the entrance?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you aren’t wandering out Sacramento way… I wonder if the Rivercats have any A’s crap.

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty cool idea.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTN 304 people

Please send me your email addresses so I can transmit your tickets to you electronically. Wait a minute, TL2 already has his. So waelwulf, JD, and groug. Or one of you can get 2 tickets and the other one for groug.

I am thisclose to just bagging this day and curling up on my couch groaning.

by shanghaijim on Aug 23, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

please don't!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t do it, buddy. Please?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see what two Tylenol will do. Fucking headache. Fucking late day. Fuck everything.

by shanghaijim on Aug 23, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry. /hug

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s better that the tickets be with their users rather than stuck with me in any case.

by shanghaijim on Aug 23, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwww…. hang in there. This has been a less than stellar week so far….It’ll get better… GOOD GOD IT’S ONLY TUESDAY?!?!?!?!?
/joins Jim on the couch

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/busts in the door naked with a 6 pack of canned lite beer

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 23, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually checked Google News re: Brandon Belt

Do not ever do that to me again. I put nothing past this front office anymore.

by Ian A on Aug 23, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyman
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
#rockies made #astros offer for wandy but requested houston pick up some of the $36 mil on w-rod
7 minutes ago

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

w-rod? Really?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “w” is silent.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Wan-Rod, certainly sounds redundant.

What would you do, call him Sparky?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 23, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yes, I would. But only when Wandy and I are alone together.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pronounced “wub rod”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
Sources: #Rockies awarded claim on Wandy. Talks ongoing. Will be outcome by 1 p.m. ET Thursday. #Astros #MLB

ummmm damn

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Rockies

Last thing I wanted was AZ to claim him and use him against us.

Not exactly happy with him going to another NL West team, but better than the Giants or AZ claiming him.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 23, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit that Ben Revere catch!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant does shizz like that all the time.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP)—Tennessee’s Pat Summitt plans to coach "as long as the good Lord is willing" despite recently being diagnosed with early onset dementia.

In a statement from Summitt released by the university on Tuesday, the Hall of Fame coach said she visited with doctors at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn., after the end of the 2010-11 basketball season ended and was diagnosed with early onset dementia—Alzheimer’s type—over the summer.
Summitt, 59, told the Knoxville paper she plans to rely on medication and mental exercises to manage the progressive condition that destroys cognitive abilities over time.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/womens-basketball/news?slug=ap-tennessee-summitt

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Tennessee’s Pat Summitt plans to coach “as long as the good Lord is willing” despite recently being diagnosed with early onset dementia.

“Um… Pat? The good Lord… is he here now? Do you see him?”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just heard about this half an hour ago. Obviously a very big story for the UTK community.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summit concluded the press conference by gnawing on the podium. “Is that a good kitty?” Summit said. “Good kitty.”

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I would concur with that.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I guess I’m insensitive. Consider the comment retracted, and with apologies.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame your parents.

by shanghaijim on Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve spent enough time telling myself that I shouldn’t feel bad about it such that I now feel that I should feel bad about and do, in fact, feel a little bad. But not that bad. And not feeling that bad makes me feel bad.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psshh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dementia

I know there are several stages, but what are we really talking about as far as early onset? Is it stuff like forgetting how to get home? Is it forgetting where you left your keys? The only reason I ask is whether this is something that would cause memory lapses as far as game plans or strategies prepared ahead of time.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The information I’m hearing is that Summitt sought help from the Mayo Clinic after several bouts of indecision and forgetfulness.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

very, very sad

And it can come on very subtly.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

that’s pretty much how dementia works…

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

“early onset” dementia just means it occurred before age 65. No details as to the severity of the dementia that Summit has.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

That makes sense. I just think it’s hard to imagine that in a profession like coaching which involves so much in-game decision making that there wouldn’t be an effect of this disease. I definitely wish her the best and will say a prayer for her. But knowing family members who’ve had this happen to them, it can definitely be a rough road especially for such a public figure.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re going to provide support to deal with that. It’s good that she’s going to try to keep coaching, though I’m not sure how well it will work out.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It starts off with little things, forgetting the date, forgetting where you put things and gradually gets worse to forgetting how to get home etc.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 23, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sir Terry Prachett has this.

He’s described it as seeing a shirt laid out on the bed and knowing what it is but not knowing how to actually put it on.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 23, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello

How’s Mr. Owlcroft?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are probably people at the U of Miami that wish they could fall back on a dementia defense

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horrible. My next door neighbor growing up had dementia. It’s terribly sad watching someone’s mind deteriorate.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

my grandfather had alheimers. it is the worst.

I’d rather a lot of other things fell me than my mind. cancer, heart attack, nuts bit off by a Lapplander (that’s the way I want to go)

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mom died of cancer

my mom-in-law has alzheimer’s. The answer is: yes.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the answer I came up with and have maintained since.

Sorry to hear about these difficult times in your life.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 23, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a discussion we have often

and is among the most depressing. Not picking on you, BTW, just kind of sad that you’ve even had the conversation and thought about it.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries.

Needless to say, I think my junior year English teacher had some issues, and we’ll leave it at that.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 23, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'd rather be intelligent.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 23, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imprisoned in a body that doesn't work and can't respond?

No thanks.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 23, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to think.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 23, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’ll just mean that you notice when they pull the plug cause you are not responsive.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 23, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And sadly this
The mean life expectancy following diagnosis is approximately seven years. Fewer than three percent of individuals live more than fourteen years after diagnosis

Wiki

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that. That’s awful. Dementia/Alzheimer’s are probably the illnesses I fear most as I age.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mom’s got it. her behavior and memory was growing more and more erratic over the past 5-10 years; finally, they diagnosed it last year, and we were able to stop her from driving (thankfully, before she inflicted vehicular damage upon someone else). She became increasingly paranoid over these years, too.

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 23, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s sad. I hope you guys are able to get through it as best you can.

I imagine trying to get someone who is starting to struggle with dementia or Alzheimer’s to recognize it and curtail now dangerous activity is pretty hard. Kudos on dealing with that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked in with my colleagues back home

…and they say they couldn’t feel today’s earthquake in Knoxville. But I bet that doesn’t represent the larges scope of East Tennessee.

I want to be at work. :^(

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

By the by, I saw all the cool swag you guys gave my dad. Good on you! I barely remembered it was his birthday.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the family might enjoy that bag of Knoxville. I liked putting it together for him.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and thus

TL2 moved above Alex_Lewis in the line of succession to Barony Gallodelcielo.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My blade will taste flesh before the day is done! Meet me on the field of honor, Southlander!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fist pump

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

save it for later!

I shall endeavor to accept it in person!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, now, you are young, there are plenty of disasters in your future.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

As soon as I got back to the hotel, I started sending e-mails to my boss, grilling him about what’s going for ATC today. And he replied that I should “enjoy” my “vacation.” Is he kidding me?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies won't stop!
MLB MLB
BREAKING: Athletics trade 3B Kevin Kouzmanoff and cash to Rockies for a PTBN or cash considerations.
2 minutes ago

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re collecting A’s!

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tarps?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although
Colorado’s new acquisition will report to Triple-A, according to the Rockies.

Reports MLBTR

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

That said, given the steamed pus on the roster for the last couple of weeks, he might have come in handy.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least he'll get to hang out with RyRohl!

Seriously, though, Kouzmanoff has looked pretty good at AAA this season (I’ve been to several River Cats games).

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend went to high school with Kouzmanoff. Didn’t really know him though.

And that’s a random factoid about me, but only kind of about me. Enjoy.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is very similar to my Jesus Guzman/dental hygienist factoid.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That led to another factoid about me, that I know a hot dental hygienist. So basically everything is about me today. That’s cool.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the ones who spend their whole allowance on two King Sized Snickers on Oct. 31st and only have $0.50 left to fill out the rest of their haul.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just name the PTBNL Ian Stewart and call it a day.

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kouz seems to kill us. Crap.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 23, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY, AMERICAN LEAGUE.
STOP PUTTING STUFF IN OUR DIVISION.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is everyone?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Many people are back in school. Teaching, learning, sleeping…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

actually, the page stopped updating. then I refreshed (so archaic)

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

searching for mat’s t

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swallowed up by the Earthquake.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRB

Gotta go make fun of east coasters for freaking out about an earthquake

by ir1shgiant on Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

New Madrid will NOT be funny.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_Zone

Those places are gonna get leveled. Even more so.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha – Time for a long discussion about forequakes, main shocks and aftershocks….

by Bar None on Aug 23, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look forward to this 0-0 snoozfest series

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m never bored by Cain & Lincecum.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 23, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is our trade?????????????

When are they going to announce that we’ve executed a trade to bring Carlos Lee here???? LOL.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I would strongly support that trade.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would enjoy his sliding to the mound.

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would enjoy

A four-man rotation of Linececum, Cain, Vogey and Bumgarner followed up by an 8-man killer bullpen.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't it crazy

To think that the Giants wanted to throw money at Carlos Lee to come here as a FA and now the Astros are trying to simply give him away on waivers.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping at least a split in this series.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 23, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers Designate Dioner Navarro For Assignment http://bit.ly/oN6HBX #mlb

SWOOP SABES

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

mine? mine? mine mine mine mine mine

by shanghaijim on Aug 23, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hodor?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so much

The Giants’ cup runneth over with light hitting catchers.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fits one of the Sabean criteria: good four years ago. Looks like that year was an aberration, but it was a pretty good year.

by out machine on Aug 23, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's only 27

what the hell happened to him?

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by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind the Giants signing him…seems like a good defensive catcher and can’t be worse than Stewart offensively.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 23, 2011 2:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

good point

I guess 2008 Navarro may be in there somewhere

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by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newsflash: The New Giants Sponsor Is Snickers

Every time a Giant gets to 3rd base, Flannery hands him a Snickers bar. “Not going anywhere for awhile?”

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

this is exactly how it goes with my wife…

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by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Come Up

Immediately after the “Safe and Secure” spot.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this series.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Being completely serious- is this your ritual?

You write those exact words in every series preview.

Just a superstitious thing?

by TortureOpp on Aug 23, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I write the same thing in every series preview because I’m dumb and not as witty as TL2.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are two things that have worked on this level for me:

1) Being at the game and literally screaming into the dugout at them- led them to comeback against the Nationals a couple months ago, and

2) Walter White at his most desperate, on the road in his underwear

by TortureOpp on Aug 23, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism does not exist in this Blog.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opti-what?

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panik has always been embraced though.

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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My optimism had its leg broken on May 25.

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I have a bad feeling about this comment.

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by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guzman is my former son

he knows better than to disappoint his ex father.

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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine too!

I loved having him and only dumped when I read about Huff talking about beatin’ off in hotel rooms

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by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

See above

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I ever read the threads.

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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe me, I want to be back at the office today.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know that Klondike owned Choco Taco

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well no wonder they're so good.

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by Azmanz on Aug 23, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kevin Towers (from AZSnakepit)
Anthopoulos was on Jim Bowden’s radio show

And said that the deal started when KT called him about McDonald. That’s the kind of guy you trade a C-grade Low-A prospect for, NOT an everyday second baseman.

Let’s put it this way: When the guy you called on winds up being the guy with the fewest number of games played among the three players traded, something strange is going on.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t really tell what that means.

"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on Aug 23, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZ’s GM called about McDonald (easily the worst player out of the 3 traded). Normally you’d expect such player to be traded for a shitty prospect, but somehow they got a starting 2B out of it.

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by Azmanz on Aug 23, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that

Towers was calling about McDonald in the first place is pretty hilarious.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since 2002,

He’s averaged about 200 PA’s a year and has been worth a total of 2.3 WAR. 3.5 of that WAR was defense.

He’s basically the definition of replacement level player.

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by Azmanz on Aug 23, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That place is turning very McC
For goodness sake.

If you’re not going to play Goldschmidt, send him down. He deserves better than this, particularly when the alternative is freaking Lyle Overbay.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most definitely McC-lite
Yeah

This is the most frustrating part about Gibson. I can understand him wanting to play all 25 guys. But come on.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough cursive.

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ftfy
Not enough cursive Comic Sans.

by Bar None on Aug 23, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no, cursive....

Hell, damn, fart!!!

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

farts ahoy!

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by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me

or am I forgetting something because I thought Overbay was good.

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Lyle Overbay was good when Shaq was good

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by jctGamer on Aug 23, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy was released by the Pirates

enough said

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually yea that is enough.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 23, 2011 2:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Toronto with another really good move. At least we have Sabean though.

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 23, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don't think AA is that "brilliant"

Towers initiated the deal.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's where the best pitching is.

See also: Buster Posey, spring 2010.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 23, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other trade

were with awful GMs (Angels/St. Louis) and he did trade away Napoli for no reason.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Napoli was because we needed the playing time elsewhere

Namely to get Molina and Encarnacion the playing time to get to type-B. We currently look like getting 3 supplemental picks for letting him go and getting Francisco.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems a little silly

Molina is 36 and Encarnacion is playing as the DH.

Napoli is 29, decent defensively, averages a 2.6 oWAR in 6 seasons…you do not trade away a catcher like that for a RP.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, it was a big risk

and wasn’t popular with a lot of Jays fans, but it was basically a utility slugger we had no playing time for (time had been promised to both Molina and Encarnacion) for some veteran bullpen support and at least one pick, and maybe three. AA has a real obsession for acquiring those draft picks. Has helped that Molina is OPSing over .800 and Encarnacion is over .850OPS for the season

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confused

do you mean J.P. Arencibia…who has an OPS of .712 right now

Encarnacion has a OPS of .797.

Napoli has an OPS of .978 and is decent defensive catcher.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ultimate question is

WTF does Tony Reagins still have a job?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Encarnacion had a useless April that was basically

down to the fact they moved him to 3B after spending all pre-season at DH-1B. Since then his OPS has gone up every month, it’s been over .900OPS since June 1st. You’ll have to excuse me from blocking that April from my mind, it wasn’t pretty :(.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over 1.000 since the all-star break, too.

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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exact numbers
G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS
 April 18 74 8 19 8 0 0 6 3 11 1 0 .257 .282 .365 .647
 May 21 72 6 17 4 0 1 4 1 10 0 0 .236 .257 .333 .590
 June 22 62 8 16 5 0 4 5 5 8 0 0 .258 .313 .532 .846
 July 25 96 19 30 9 0 4 14 10 20 3 0 .313 .377 .531 .909
 August 19 65 14 21 4 0 3 10 12 9 0 1 .323 .443 .523 .966

For $2million.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

but he obviously should be a DH/3B…the result was Napoli, Arencibia, and Molina…Molina should be the odd person out there.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arencibia was the catcher of the future

And the Jays were commited to giving him starters work. Molina was already signed to back him up, look after the young staff and mentor Arencibia. The catcher time wasn’t up for grabs. If Molina wasn’t already signed i’d agree with you, but Napoli was basically a throw in on top of us dumping $80million of Wells contract, AA just flipped him for picks as we were already set for the year.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understandable...

but still silly to me…Napoli played 6 years as a catcher and Jose Molina was signed for $1 million.

AA certainly could have waited to deal one of the three C.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

but our bullpen was a disaster coming into the season (and as it has been all season anyway) and addressing that plus the picks plus the logjam of promised playing time evidently enticed him into making the trade.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

bullpen guys

are notoriously unreliable and interchangeable…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No arguement again

but our bullpen has been almost historically bad this year, we’ve blown 20+ saves. After cashing in last years solid pen for draft picks we were running on fumes and just needed bodies with a chance of being good.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should’ve just tracked down Tom Henke. He’s only 53!

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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, I’m sad that you weren’t complaining about your utility infielders, so I could drop a Race Mulliniks reference.

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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was doing colour commentary until last season

We’re still recovering from that experience.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when former favorite players of mine become terrible announcers. The same thing ruined F.P. Santangelo for me.

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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that and the steroid thing.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Jays have that down to an artform

Buck Martinez and Pat Tabler on commentary, Gregg Zaun in the studio. We lead the league in negative pundit WAR.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he doesn’t bring his “Z” game to his annoucing?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They at least play Rush as the lead-in.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have Bip Roberts for the in studio thing, which is weird because he didn’t even play for the Giants.

Plus he sometimes fills in on color commentary, and constantly talks about who “won the inning.”

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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Bay Area ties

Also Eric Byrnes never played for the Giants.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

somehow I missed Bip's BAY AREA TIES

Which is funny because I normally make a point of knowing what players are from the East Bay.

I’ve largely managed to avoid Byrnes. Heard him on color commentary on one game earlier this year, but I think that’s it.

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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

182 ABs for A’s in 1998, his last season

Marvin Barrios, come on I'll show you your bedroom. Don't stay on the phone too long to Panama, please.

by foothillsfan on Aug 23, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never heard the phrase "down to the fact" before

You used it twice there. Is that a common phrase I’m just not familiar with?

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by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canadian

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally you admit it.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sitting here sipping tea

and eating maple syrup scones, I really have no leg to stand on here.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it stop ruining Canada

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

At some point, a pattern emerges

Between Wells, Bautista, getting more for Halladay than was expected, Escobar, Rasmus, Johnson, and the very very good progress he made with the draft (the failure to sign Beede notwithstanding) he must be a good GM.

Plus, now Beede’s my classmate!

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 23, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Bautista was there before AA got there and he basically got lucky.

Wells is a failure for the Angels…Stoneman is an idiot.

Rasmus had issues in St. Louis and BJ had the pieces/in the AL that the Cardinals wanted.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bautista contract is not lucky. It was panned at the time and it’s clear that it was a great move. He also did NOT have the pieces that the Cardinals wanted. The Cardinals wanted Edwin Jackson as the centerpiece. Any time you pull a 3 way trade where you acquire a centerpiece the other team wants, and then ship him, you don’t just “have the pieces”

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 23, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

AA was the guy as assistant GM that brought Bautista to Ricciardi

He got JP to okay the deal but it was his scouting. Fun Fact eh.

Rios though was the lucky break JP left him, losing that cost was big.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except

he was pretty awful his first two years in Toronto.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha!

So because a guy that he brought in had 400 bad at bats, he is lucky when he then has 1000 amazing ones!

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 23, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

because Jose Bautista played no baseball prior to becoming a Blue Jay.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can only acquire the upside

then hope it pans out. We got lucky, but then that’s baseball.

by TtD on Aug 23, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

More power to you

it’s just extremely unexpected…but then again like you said…it’s baseball.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Towers initiated the deal yes.

But all we know is that Towers wanted McDonald, maybe AA is the one that brought up KJ and Hill?

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by Azmanz on Aug 23, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

It is literally impossible to believe AA isn’t doing one of the best jobs in baseball

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by DFARowand on Aug 23, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO HE’S JUST A LUCK DRAGON

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

More great moves

to make a big time run at 3rd place

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by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

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LOL

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bottom left is classic.

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by Azmanz on Aug 23, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The jctgamer family is so cute.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 23, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is this from?

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Hotornot.com

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see…fanshot…

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What is that? Also, I like how they picked that picture specifically. It’s because your daughter is you are so cute.

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by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend sent this to me on facebook.

Apparently on her flipboard app this came up. She was like Woh Dave your family photo is on my iPAD!

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by jctGamer on Aug 23, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean's Folly is George Lucas?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

At 35.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 23, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate the phillies

i hate the type face on their commie red uniforms
i hate their smug petty little fans who seem to be fixated on the cost of world series tickets
i hate their pitcher who arent great
i hate their manager who is a *^$#^& i cant think of an expletive that is bad enough for the guy
i hate their city that wouldnt know brotherly love from spitting on someone
i hate bruce springsteen for writing a song about it
i hate their announcer who made disgusting comments

by boyessprings on Aug 23, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate their pitcher who arent great

Stop picking on Blanton!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s just crazy talk.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is their announcer?

And what did he say?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 23, 2011 2:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Relax, man.

Here, have a cheesesteak…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 23, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING COMMIES!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

…would have gotten you in a lot of trouble back in the ’50s.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if I were willing to testify against them afterwards.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but who could resist this?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does annoy me that the Phillies have the same thing on their home and away jerseys.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like the rounded font they use for numbers.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither. I also don’t like the font that the Rangers use for their names.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike how they have numbers on their sleeves.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 23, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also numbers on the sleeve. This isn’t fucking football.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or what mymclife said.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make Latos pay!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram:
Alas, make typo.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody see this?

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I always thought Charleston was nice name for a girl. RT @hoynsie Congratulations to the Shin-Soo Choo family on birth of daughter Abigail.

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 23, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ISWHDT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

’splain?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

here you go

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the regular version of those when I was a kid. Mainly because they were so damn big and chewy. They lasted forever.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if you stuck it in the fridge for a couple of hours before eating it.

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did I not know this trick?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because when you do that they get hard enough to crack a crown and all the chocolate coating flakes off when you try and bite it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say I was a particularly bright youngster.

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder

Never even heard of these

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 23, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have gone with “Freeman”.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

or "Kook-ook-a"

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by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever even seen a chicken!?

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 23, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or "Pika"

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 23, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen a grown chicken naked?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 23, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all the McCoven going to the game (this goes for me as well)

make sure the fans get into the game. That energy seems to make a difference for the Giants. Last game I was at (Sanchez’ Philly game) no one seemed to even be paying attention until the brawl.

by TortureOpp on Aug 23, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll see what I can do.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse. I brought a good book, and I’m going to finish it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sweater won’t crochet itself!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may get a head start on these taxes.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to eat my sunflower seeds very, very carefully so that I don’t make a mess. It really makes clapping or cheering impossible.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it’s not too raucous there; you’ll notice that I’m doing this crossword in ink.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two words: Nap time!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2007 I went to a game and sat in the last bleacher section in LF. For some reason, my ticket was right smack dab in the middle of a group of kids and teachers from a private junior high who were going to the game for their class trip. They could not have cared less. One kid sat the entire game with his back to the field. I hoped (not really) that a home run would whack him right in the back of the head, geez.

They left in like the 7th inning, and after that I was suddenly the only person in the entire first 15 rows of the section. It was really weird.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minor leaguers are always talking about the annoying groups of kids who come to the weekday games.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

start the wave

that always gets people into the game

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 23, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going to sit there in stoned silence.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should make reading my book easier. I don’t like a lot of noise.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep it down up there!

View Reserved ruffians making noise disturbing us in the view box next door!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude,

Are you bringing some to share?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks around shiftily

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton is disappointed in you.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 23, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m spending the whole game watching West Wing clips on youtube.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 23, 2011 2:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is an obvious statement of the obvious.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 23, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what? Screw this.

I refuse to be productive for the rest of the afternoon. Is it 5:00 yet?

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If you teleport to the east coast, yes.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many earthquakes.

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

do what i do-

i am working very hard on an entirely unproductive life

by boyessprings on Aug 23, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

because jctgamer isn't the only one with a cute daughter

My 2-year old daughter has been getting into watching Giants games with me. For about five minutes at a time, but hey, she’s two!

Here we are with mlb.tv running:

She likes Pablo Sandoval and Brandon Belt. Not because she has any idea who they are, but because they have animal nicknames.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Daughter: Daddy, is that bonehead really starting Tejada again? Fucking idiot.
jcb9: …

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I was angry about Brad Wellman when I was not much older than her.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite player at 2 was Johnnie LeMaster

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Clark for me. I barely remember him as a Giant, though. The first season I really remember is 1986, when I was six.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was -8.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first season I remember is also when I was six! It was 2001, though. I liked J.T. Snow.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your generation and its weird love of J.T. Snow.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the Will Clark of our generation, except not very good.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was cool.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem to be getting younger somehow.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that there’s someone younger than me I have to compensate.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your antioxidants.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 year old you was a scholar and a gentleman.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are clearly doing well as a father.

Also, super cute.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute

I’m tempted to post my daughter’s pic but that would mean my real life will intersect with my virtual life. You know what that means…

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d have to change your name again?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal949JDBear

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

CalBearJD_BA

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 23, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

StanfordTree949

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

you don’t need to call me a dirty name.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's mine

Backstory – we were in San Diego during the last roadtrip and caught the Giants-Pads game (Cain vs. Latos, interestingly enough). They were giving away shirts to the kids, so my wife and daughter defaced it.

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by otis29 on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corrected

Backstory – we were in San Diego during the last roadtrip and caught the Giants-Pads game (Cain vs. Latos, interestingly enough). They were giving away shirts to the kids, so my wife and daughter defacedimproved it.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds a lot like how my son roots for teams (he’s not quite 3). Now that he knows there is a team called the Reds, he may be lost to the Giants forever.

At least he stopped doing the pre-waggle Rowand batting stance. I don’t know how I would’ve explained that to a future t-ball coach.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 23, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My nephew is 6 and he’s beginning to understand the game. He does play-by-play now, and he uses his Star Wars action figures to set up defenses. I think Boba Fett plays CF.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 23, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. He’s got way more range than the stormtroopers.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 23, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Jabba The Hut DH? 1B?

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 23, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute, but...

…she’s not really Asian, so jctgamer does not approve.

Speaking of which, of I changed my name to jcgoofus, would I have a cute Asian daughter, too?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s how it works.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we doing a McC Offspring pagent? Because...

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s doing the Nyjer Morgan!

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nyj.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

About 5 years later.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, Ed.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 23, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were at safeco, I was next to him watching the game, he gave the drunk guys behind us our camera and they took this.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont even want to know why his finger is brown.

It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...

by iStoner on Aug 23, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man. I’m really not sure what a good way to take a picture of my future sperm is.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, though. I’m working on it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/breathes a sigh of relief and stops worrying about it

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which means I have to worry about it for both of us.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 23, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those pictures you showed me aren’t fit to be shared.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

silly

those are etchings. You should never have gone upstairs to see them.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you mean that spider gif? I guess I see the resemblence.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, I do need to send you some photos.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s adorable. I love daddy/daughter pictures.

by City Girl on Aug 23, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he like a LH Aaron Rowand?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means that

the Giants will get swept.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the entrails are very clear on this

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as the entrails belong the Aa Rowand.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 23, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i doubt it

Beltran is taking early BP on the field with others. Right-handed only so far. Decision on activation today still to come.

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Pat Misch is starting today in Columbus.

I wouldn’t misch it for the world.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder how much he’ll be mischin’ the strike zone

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 23, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFAing him was definitely a mischtake.

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hearing this whole comment stream in Sean Connery’s voice…

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 23, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mischion accomplished.

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 23, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yumpin Yimminey… you couldn’t find a BIGGER pic?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the smallest I could find on short notice

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 23, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would look like this before you post:



<img height=“250” src=“http://cdn.imgfave.com/image_cache/1307514430327673.jpg”/>

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 23, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome, thanks. I’ll be sure to do that

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is pretty funny.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's your pat answer for everything

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen Mischter!

Criticizing me is a big mischtake. I’ll make your life mischerable!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry I'll be 3,000 miles away from the Night at the Yard, by the way

Someone offer a burnt offering of an It’s It to the baseball gods on my behalf.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

surprisingly little discussion about the lineup today…

Will Belt start again?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It hasn’t been posted yet, right?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

vs. a righty…check
hit a HR last game….check

Yeah, he’ll start.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

so

Ross
Cabrera
Panda
Huff
Belt
Nate
Miggy
Stewart
Cain

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude holy hell

Cabrera and Miggy in the same lineup.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure this has happened IRL. Like a week ago

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I’d want to strangle Bochy if we got that.

I’d say:
Torres
Keppinger
Panda
Huff
Schierholtz
Belt
Fontenot
Stewart
Cain

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played on Sunday.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that's right

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Keppinger was back

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played in Houston, didn’t he?

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by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross*

I love how you were the first to notice that. I’m so used to just putting him at the top of the order.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep on keepin’ on!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought there was a joke I was missing somewhere when people were asking about Keppinger but not Torres.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Keppinger is a long name, so it’s more noticeable, especially since “Torres” and “I’d say:” are about the same length. Also, everyone else is also probably just used to seeing Torres at the top.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

B'Elanna

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross*

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELTRANWATCH
hankschulman Henry Schulman

Beltran now hitting left-handed. Softly. With Bochy watching.

So selfish. Makes other people watch him hit. I hate it.

by GiantPain on Aug 23, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds a little pornographic as Hank wrote it.

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

'bochy porn' GIS #1 result

He really is the least compelling man on the planet, isn’t he?

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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gravity field his skull generates is fairly compelling.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh my god… it’s so BIG.”

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by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

God bless you for even trying.

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_O

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you ever worry about someone breaking in to your hard drive and stumbling across all the madness?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DHS is already on it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I sign everything “Grant Brisbee”.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Wow, what a funny made-up name!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brain hurts now.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting them softly with his flap, with his flap….

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching him do it softly.

Bochy whispers, “Just a bit harder Carlos.”

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Just like TL2 only the Senior Citizens version

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awful.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not everyone can be as nubile as Timmy or Buster or as bearish as McCann

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old people need some lovin’ too.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do I have to hear about it? And I say that as an old person.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make them talk about lemon parties, please.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 23, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is almost election season!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t have a Lemon party without old Dick!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll hear about it and you’ll like it!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I like it…

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw. I think you’re adorable.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently I’ve found a career. I really, really wrong career.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Beltran’s last cut left-handed this round went to Triples Alley. He squeezes his right hand after, but he hasn’t left the cage.
44 seconds ago

by Falconer88 on Aug 23, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

If Beltran is in the lineup

Nate is sitting yes?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because he “can’t play center.”

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah...

DeRosa is bye-bye

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather see Tejada go

Healthy Derosa is much more value

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. But is he healthy?

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injured DeRosa might have more value.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran at first, Huff in left, Nate in right.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate's not in the line-up and I am afraid.

What do you bet Sabean trades him to make room for Beltran?

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 23, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Scott?

Fontenot SS Keppinger 2B Sandoval 3B Huff 1B Belt LF Ross RF Rowand CF Stewart C Cain P

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

CF not leading off?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, really. WTF is this nonsense.

by Bar None on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a new one! Remember when Fontenot hit third for a while?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I WILL SAY

I don’t mind Fontenot at leadoff.

GUT REACTION: Is Bochy trying to buck up Mikey after he removed him for Tejada?

by GiantPain on Aug 23, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant with his mind games.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Needed to keep you loose for the lead off spot, Fonty.”

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a Bochy-esque maneuver.
Wanting to avoid letting them think he doesn’t believe in them.
I hope he has a big game.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Nate hurt?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has been dinged up.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he played Sat & Sun, right?

I’m wondering if he got hurt on that collision at the plate.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can’t have helped.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy guess with this team.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may become a thing when Beltran gets back.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Beltran not listed on roster sheet. Schierholtz mysteriously missing too.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL he got put on the DL

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not being activated, then.

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY BELT
YAY KEPP
YAY SHIRE
YAY PANDA
YAY R-
Aw.

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by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Where is this from? Baggs hasn't posted a lineup yet

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 23, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sfgiants twitter

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAUSE AMYG SAYS SO

AmyGGiants Amy Gutierrez
8/23/11 #sfgiants lineup: Fontenot SS Keppinger 2B Sandoval 3B Huff 1B Belt LF Ross RF Rowand CF Stewart C Cain P

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Ha.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so sick of Aaron Rowand’s continued existence.

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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well of course
Rowand CF

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by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Nate wasn't too banged up from sliding at the home plate

during the Astros game.

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by yoshifan on Aug 23, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to believe

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand should never, ever ever ever ever play over Nate Schierholtz.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 23, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should

if Nate can’t play.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 23, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 hitters!!!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the first time this season a Centerfielder isn’t leading off for the Giants?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

is it sad that you could be right. I honestly cannot remember.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada led off at least once.

by QuakeFan on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just vomited out my nose

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he played center field that game though.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read my crappy FanShot

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Round 2 for Beltran left-handed. Hitting liners. Shakes his right hand again as he comes out of the cage.
1 minute ago

by Falconer88 on Aug 23, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Just sit him for another week...

no point of pushing it.

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Breaking?
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Round 2 for Beltran left-handed. Hitting liners. Shakes his right hand again as he comes out of the cage.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, probably just still sore

ba doomp tssh!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please be a Rowcase, Please be a Rowcase, Please be a Rowcase.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A man can hope.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This hope has been repeated every spring for at least 3 years. Wind Dancer is here to stay.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traded for Wandy Rodriguez.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now there's East Coast Bias for EARTHQUAKES?

We might as well just give up.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

There is.

Suddenly there are a ton of articles on blogs I read with headings like “What Causes Earthquakes”

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tsunamis

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tears in Heaven?

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 23, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LTP
hankschulman Henry Schulman

Beltran in for a third round lefty. Just hit one out.

by GiantPain on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA!!!

..I think…

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't the Giants have him hit in the minors

for a few games?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so he can see some live pitching…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BP?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like for him to DH in the minors for a few games.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he can see some live pitching (albeit minor league) and not play the field.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would negate the advantage of letting him see live pitching and hit at game speed prior to activation from the DL.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not just for the Giant’s onfield benefit…it will allow him to hit without pressure and not rush his recovery.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if rushing him

means prolong injury…I rather not.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just confused why you think that the chance of him getting injured is less in the minor leagues than in the majors

If Beltran’s going to get injured, it’s going to be while swinging the bat. I don’t get why you think that minor league swings are inherently safer than major league ones.

by GiantPain on Aug 23, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No…but he can focus on hitting and his injury instead of 1) playing the field and 2) trying to contribute to the team winning…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think playing the field and “trying to contribute” would present such a problem for him. If he’s going to swing at game pitches, he may as well do it with the major league club. He would receive little to no benefit from a minor league stint.

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by can of corn on Aug 23, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have him for one more month.

If we don’t play him, we basically gave up our top prospect for nothing.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 23, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunk cost!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not so much the sunk cost aspect

But the Giants should be far less concerned with Beltran’s long-term health than they should be with whatever value they can extract over the next month and a half.

by GiantPain on Aug 23, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why play musical chairs with the roster when a game or two in Fresno is there for the offing?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really see that game or two as being that urgent – I would expect the Giants to follow whatever protocol they would follow in any case. I wouldn’t be surprised if they plugged him directly in and I wouldn’t be upset if they gave him a game or two (games where he can be pulled without fear of consequence at the major league level).

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better lineup of hitters

to protect him.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

His wrist followed into the cove.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Becasue BORK hank
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Not sure why Nate is out.
1 minute ago

by Falconer88 on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to say

Baggs has been slacking in his twittering…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Illegal in 13 states.

by younghutch on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude has a book

He’s mailing it in.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s tired of living a lie.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

my hope is that beltran decides he can hit

and that pushes cody to center, and rowand out

by ir1shgiant on Aug 23, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What about if he decides to hit Rowand?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 23, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Feels good, brother.”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really care what Beltran decides, but the ‘Rownad out’ bit has me all tingly.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forecast for tonight's game

Link

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that I'm ever against more baseball

But I hope not; I’m coming down with a cold.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's just the thing about Giants baseball

8 innings, and 80 pitches by the opposing pitcher
Actual Time: 2hrs, 10 minutes
Perceived Time: 12hrs

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by fjm on Aug 23, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That thread is always welcome.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

.gif not thread

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boo-hoo...

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Just think where they’d be if Jose Contreras had stayed healthy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

An 82 game swing at the very least!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That injury list is bad, not terrible.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have already clinched a playoff spot of some sort

They are putting players on the DL for basically any reason in order to rest them now

“I slept a bit funny last night and my shoulder hurts.” = DL at this point

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhh, Jose Contreras, he’s the keystone to their team’s success.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 23, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can they survive??

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I didn’t realize Oswalt was gone that long.

OH NOES, ROLLINS HAS BEEN OUT FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our list is way more depressing.

C Buster Posey
2B Freddy Sanchez
1B Brandon Belt
3B Pablo Sandoval
SP Barry Zito
SP Jonathan Sanchez
RP Brian Wilson (twice)
RP Sergio Romo
IF Bill Hall
SS Miguel Tejada
IF Mike Fontenot
OF Carlos Beltran
OF Nate Schierholtz
IF Mark DeRosa
OF Pat Burrell
C Eli Whiteside
OF Aaron Rowand
OF Andres Torres

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 23, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OF Cody Ross
RP Santiago Casilla

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/08/22/SP401KQG86.DTL

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has got to be some sort of record.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 23, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh Bill Hall

forgot he was a thing

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by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

strongly dislike that song.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprising.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably doesn’t like Rock Lobster either!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time, one time

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by Murray, Present on Aug 23, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I’m so forgettable, but my lousy posts are hard to forget.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 23, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks dude…now stuck in my head

by wizard5ive on Aug 23, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another McCoven offspring

Taken last weekend. Just turned 16

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, they grow up, huh?

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me about it

He’s grown over a foot since Mrs G and I were married four years ago

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must make walking difficult.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god, you guys have kids almost as old as me...

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 23, 2011 6:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nice – got his license yet? I hear that’s scary. I can’t believe I had a license at 16.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet.

He’s not pressing for it. He can walk/bus all over town, so he’s not going nuts wanting it. Kids today don’t seem to be as anxious, maybe because of the laws that won’t let them drive with friends in the car.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. I didn’t know those laws existed.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not followed.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my friends drive me around sometimes and nobody cares.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe it’s been ten years since I got my license.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/31 years old
/only just now getting his license
/wishes he didn’t have to

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I dated a gal who, I shit you not, joined the CA Highway Patrol at like 28 without having her driver’s license. She had to run out and get it before going off the academy.

This was before I knew her, but I always laughed thinking about going from “Keep your hands at 10 and 2” to high speed pursuits, pit manuevers and controled spin outs in a month.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

before moving to Tallahassee, I'd spent almost my entire adult life in New York, Chicago, and Oakland

Never had a car, never needed one, never wanted one.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I lived in a place without public transportation and where everything was too far apart to walk, so I was pretty eager.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SACRAMENTO'D!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Precisely, only Winters’d. It’s about an hour from Sacramento.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it.

Yay Palms!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah Palms.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summered in Winters!

Grew up in Davis so for Summer we Berryessa’d.

Also, Putah Creek Cafe is LEGIT.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It undoubtedly is.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sincerely feel bad for people who only know the cafeteria tray version of The Buckhorn.

When I went to school in Davis, that was the only white tablecloth outside of Sac.

Also, what’s the name of that newish, tasty, uncommonly affordable tapas place?

by BestHyperboleEver on Aug 23, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember how nervous I was about driving on the freeway…. Funny.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember letting EVERYONE go ahead of me at four-way stops. (Only if there was no one behind me.)

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

round-a-bouts for everyone!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/reply fail

Was meant for Schulman below

by TortureOpp on Aug 23, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a lot funnier here.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty embarassed

I think I’m leaving for the game now lol

by TortureOpp on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's the goatee?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman update:
Hard to believe I’d be wrong about something, but Beltran’s in the cage for more.

by otis29 on Aug 23, 2011 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you sir, may I have another?

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by Murray, Present on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he is trying to convince Bochy to put him in the lineup.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran is in the Octagon!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two men enter! One man leaves!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without comment.
Wheelerpro45 Zack wheeler
Yeaaahhhh buddy

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OIL ME UP

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp Question

when is he scheduled to pitch again? I know they are in Altoona right now, Verdugo went last night, and they have one of those 7 inning makeup double headers today/tonight and then play again tomorrow. I’m in N NJ and thinking about making the 4 hour trip to go see him if he is pitching.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Friday, I think

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might get called up, though.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same day as Dirty/Runzler

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be a day ahead because the Giants had an off day and the FS didn’t.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

so even if there is a remote chance he gets called up, he's not starting tomorrow...right?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s not starting tonight or tomorrow, it probably means call-up.

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know they are in Altoona right now, Verdugo went last night,

I am amused by these town names. They sound like they are the names of planets in some SF movie

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Altoona is the Pirates AA affiliate and they have a centerfielder that can play

believe his last name is Marte – dude will be in the bigs sometime next season.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Altoona had a major league team once.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/ALT/1884.shtml

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF
They took 22 walks as a team, and 45% of the runs they allowed were unearned. The SPs must have been friends with the “official scorer.”

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

19th century

There were a lot more unearned runs back then. Also the UA was basically a minor league.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Beltran is elibable now correct?

If he (or anyone lese0 thinks he’s going to be 100% this year they are nuts. Bottom line – if he has pain but no increased risk of a serious injury, its time for him to suck it up and play. If, otoh, he has an increased risk, then he stays on the DL. And I question if they will get him back.

Also – did I truly see Rowand is in the lineup today instead of Nate? That can only mean that Nate is now dinged up. GREAT.

Last, why can’t Beltran play center? He id it for years. If he comes back it has to be Belt, Beltran and Nate in the of. No one else deserves to start.

by lexluth7 on Aug 23, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He hasn’t been activated yet.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Nate might be hurt

Big collision in Sunday’s game at the plate

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again w/o the typs (sorry)

If he (or anyone else) thinks he’s going to be 100% this year they are nuts. Bottom line – if he has pain but no increased risk of a serious injury, its time for him to suck it up and play. If, otoh, he has an increased risk, then he stays on the DL. And I question if they will get him back.

Also – did I truly see Rowand is in the lineup today instead of Nate? That can only mean that Nate is now dinged up. GREAT.

Last, why can’t Beltran play center? He id it for years. If he comes back it has to be Belt, Beltran and Nate in the of. No one else deserves to start.

by lexluth7 on Aug 23, 2011 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you can answer all of your own questions

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 23, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I had to lol at this:

Again w/o the typs

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Nate is not on extras list. That’s not a good sign.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/run freakout.bat

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 23, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the injuries pile on...

The Giants have got to be approaching some sort of record for this, right?

by jhawx on Aug 23, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 23, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is he hurt or traded or what?

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not traded

for the simple reason that he would never make it past waivers

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, a claim on waivers would result in a trade.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 23, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that always so?
I thought the claiming team, provided the waiving doesn’t withdraw to negotiate, can simply pick up the contract.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she means that a trade does not require the clearing of waivers because the team claiming the player could trade for the player.

She is also correct.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to say “could” result in a trade. But yeah – if Nate were placed on waivers and a team claimed him, the Giants could work out a deal with that team.

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by can of corn on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t paying attention to what you were actually trying to say.
I apologize. I learned that trick in therapy.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not talking to you lawyers any more…

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But another useful player would never make it past, especially since a bad team would likely put a claim in for Nate.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE :\

Please be okay. (not injured / traded)

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Traded?

Now that’d be interesting.

by GiantPain on Aug 23, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re mixing up adjectives again.

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by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 23, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

no seriously, fuck you

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 23, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ooooooooooooookay. Well I suppose Belt can play OF now, Grant.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pole

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Sullivan has posted a humorous tweet about him.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, Google just really made me laugh via 'related searches'

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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Woody Held!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Valverde hasn’t blown a save all year!! We need that kind of stability at the back of the bullpen.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the intestinal fortitude to pitch in the 9th inning with the game on the line. He’s shown time and time again.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a professional pitcher.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey at least we’re not the LOLbacks. They traded Kelly Johnson and two draft picks to Toronto and got back worse players

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was a pretty awful trade.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 23, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTFFF

Schierholtz has boot on his foot. Not good. #sfgiants

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What

Juggernaut hurt?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooooooo. Come back, Beltran

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaaaa!

//throws self down stairs

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck. Seriously? What did the Giants do to you, Baseball Gods?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win the 2010 World Series

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they were due!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without anyone but Rowand getting hurt

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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answer

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figures.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s a tattoo of a boot.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

says who?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Beltran… it’s really on you now. Every day you don’t play we get Aaron Rowand. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO INFLICT THAT ON THE WORLD?

by Every6thDay on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was worried about that slide. Do they not teach the fadeaway any more?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So lt me get this straight. Our players get hurt blocking home plate the wrong way and sliding into a blocked home plate the wrong way?

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2011 Giants!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder the Giants have been avoiding home plate.

by City Girl on Aug 23, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gasp

It’s a phobia.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

@ScottReissCSN
Scott Reiss
Schierholtz has boot on his foot. Not good. #sfgiants

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 23, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cowboy boot?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Zeke’s open now? I need a drink.

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

One hour. I’m getting right on the N and heading for booze.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m heading that way shortly.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it nice out that way? I’m trying to decide whether to wear my jacket or a warmer sweatshirt.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is hot. It is almost too hot (words not often uttered).

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in Oakland at present, and it’s sunny and warm here. Let me see what the Weather Service says.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the weather service. I am looking at the park and I can tell you it is hot

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NWS is calling for 66 and winds WSW at 8 mph at 7:00 p.m. By 10:00 p.m., 62 and WSW winds at 7 mph.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is what SF calls ‘hot’. too hot for words even.

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by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

60s? Jeezum crow, I’ll be down to my skivvies!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I’m torn, because the sweatshirt is the only Giants thing I brought with me to work today.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I brought my thong.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember to take pics.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The implication is that you are wearing nothing, but you have your thong with you in case you are asked to cover up

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Sure. Why not?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, calm down. As long as the D’backs keep losing, it’s fine. It’s better now than in the playoffs.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I WAS NOT AWARE THAT THESE WERE OUR CHOICES

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta make the playoffs first

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…I learned that lesson the hard way.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY WOULD I NEED A DOUBLETEAPOT?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

what if you wanted two types of tea at the same time?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T EVEN LIKE TEA

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

TWICE THE TEA FOR ALL OF YOUR PARTIES!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, it’s definitely better that Buster Posey and Freddy Sanchez suffered season-ending injuries early in the season than in the playoffs!

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s kind of funny. And awesome, because it references the 2010 World Series.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see where the artist is going with it, but the execution is less comical and more disturbing.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am freaked out by the face masks.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Renteria one is borderline racist.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 23, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw, it’s just shitty drawing.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at “Cain”…that isn’t even identifiable!

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

He has hair growing on his ears.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 23, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WTF

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by Murray, Present on Aug 23, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

C://run.mccfreakout.exe

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

All it does is open this.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home plate collisions are not our friends

When a Giants player is the catcher, his leg is broken by the slide.
When a Giants player is the runner, his leg is broken by the slide.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it’s not broken. Maybe the boot is precautionary

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s an elaborate ploy to psych out the Padres.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate suddenly takes the boot off and cartwheels across the field to “Y’all Ready For This?”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 23, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ozzie Smith style.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/still mad at Ozzie Smith from 1988

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was all Oquendo’s fault!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a handsome man

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not Willie McGee

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct

Willie McGee is handsome

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 23, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is now stuck in my head, but it was worth it because of the mental image of Nate cartwheeling across the field to it.

@legaleagle88
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it’s decorative

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

a fashion statement?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 23, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOT TO THE HEAD

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Tim Alderson is pitching against the Richmond squirrels right now. kinda tripped me out to see his name show up :/

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 23, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No. But he’s already giving up runs.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look what you have done baseball gods!
nicolevogelsong Nicole Vogelsong
Seriously?! Make the injury news stop…I can’t take anymore!!! :( “@ScottReissCSN Schierholtz has boot on his foot. Not good. #sfgiants”
7 minutes ago

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You made a Vogelsong mad. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s pretty

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slight OT

where are the wives/GF sections for the Giants at AT&T? Curious as to what kind of seats they get.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my lap.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you are on fire today!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhhhh!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

no dice

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dane Cook may have wrestled the title of "Least funny person ever widely considered funny" from this guy.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

Dice retired undefeated.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s not retired, sadly.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 23, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He retired from being widely considered.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably in a secluded section so fans don’t hit on them

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that’s Natto’s lap.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

http://instantrimshot.com/

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

"secluded"

not deserted

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I wanna say lower box, kinda near the press box, on the Giants’ side.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I wanna say lower box

Teehee!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs Beltran has been sitting two rows in front of us in 119

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re towards the back in the section that is to the right of the dugout (if you’re facing out to the field).

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sat behind Molina’s newborn one game. She was adorable and it made it easier to root for Bengie.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 23, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw!

Nicole Vogelsong and Summer Ross are really, really friendly.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer’s parents are really lovely people. I met them on the Hertz bus in Phoenix this past ST.

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool!

I wouldn’t be surprised that they were great, because she is such a doll. Just like her hubs, “Smiles” would be an appropriate nickname for her.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I normally don’t really like people especially on rental car buses, but these people were really sweet and funny too…

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case people haven't seen it yet

Franchise Episode 6

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the episode where the Giant gets hurt?

If so, I’ve seen it.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBF

that would be in every episode

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thatsthejoke

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/catches on QUICK!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’sthejoke.jpg

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fell in.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’sthejoke.jpg

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“DL is your giiiiiift.”
“DL is my gift?”

by Every6thDay on Aug 23, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a playlist somewhere? I’ve been having trouble finding full episodes, especially ones that aren’t really low-res Youtube rips (as opposed to halfway-decent-res Youtube rips, which I would be fine with).

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 23, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Search Skullette on Youtube.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 23, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t there be a new one out…CRAP!! IT’S STILL ONLY TUESDAY!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

One drawback about watching this show

I like everyone…Stewart’s kid is pretty awesome.

I wonder why they haven’t focused on Rowand yet.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz he’s got all the personality of a doorknob? Or maybe he’s waiting for something produced by WGN ?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what it’s like in California, but the doorknobs here tell great jokes.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 23, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like the writing on this show

Too dark and gritty, and someone dies every episode.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 23, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz Update Incoming

@ScottReissCSN
Scott Reiss
Bochy will tell us about Nate in a few, but I am told its fallout from fouling ball off foot in HOU. Sounds like no DL, maybe a few days.

by Ian A on Aug 23, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

But

  Andrew Baggarly
@extrabaggs
Schierholtz’s foot is bothering him. Same one he fouled a ball off in Atlanta. No roster move yet but DL certainly possible.
12 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

I’ll wait for more from baggs since there isnt a CSN in his twitter name #hi_haterz

by Falconer88 on Aug 23, 2011 4:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

See? No need to freak out, guys

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we should wait to freak out until he hasn’t played in a week and a half and they still haven’t put him on the DL.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we freak out when we realize that Aaron Rowand will be starting every game from here on out?

The one bright spot is that this means Belt will probably not be sent back to Fresno when Beltran may or may not come off the DL.

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, cuz Torres will be back soon. Well, unless they trade him or something…
oooooooooh magic beans!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do realize this is CSN right

#prematureCSNtweets #hi_haterz #grain_of_salt

by Falconer88 on Aug 23, 2011 4:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

How long till this is over?
@JimMessemer
RT @MaxieMcCoy: RETWEETERS UNITE!! #hatsoffSF #SFRBI

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably once football starts and then it’ll be those damned bloody mary commercials. "Tweet the best place to get a bloody mary in new york city!!!’ WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!!??!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I live in New York City and desperately need a bloody mary? Then maybe I care!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at a deli

That has a framed cutout of a Palo Alto Daily news section covering the first game of the ’62 season. It starts out by saying the Giants are the team to beat in the NL this season if they play like this. So prescient. Also, mays cepeda alou middle of the order with marichal on the mound…delicious

by schmohog on Aug 23, 2011 4:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

And that doesn’t even mention McCovey!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colon is almost unwatchable in a totally different way than Zito or Sanchez are unwatchable.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably because:
1) He wears pinstripes
2) He has one pitch: a fastball

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it an urban legend that the Yankees started wearing pinstripes to make Ruth look slimmer? It isn’t working for Colon at all.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s actually fatter, and that is the best the pinstripes can do

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember someone speculating about whether or not Sabathia wears the most pinstripes of any player in Yankee history.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 23, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

that’s a great interview question

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not why they wear 'em

http://www.snopes.com/sports/baseball/pinstripes.asp

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, it is just an urban legend.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet you repeated it.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the clear caveat that it was only an urban legend.
Isn’t it an urban legend that the Yankees started wearing pinstripes…

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s an urban legend.

by Your mother on Aug 23, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a girl?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I am given to understand.

by Your mother on Aug 23, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

just want to make sure my sig was in compliance

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you wanna just take care of that right here in Brainerd?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In addition to the above mentioned points and his inconsistency, I just hate his pitching motion. I don’t know why. I just find it incredibly aesthetically unappealing.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

last year, I downloaded our division-clinching game from iTunes, but forgot to watch it

So I’ve been watching it lately in bits and pieces, when I have time.

Thus, I just witnessed what must Eugenio Velez’s last at bat as a Giant.

He fucked it up, of course. Failed sac bunt attempt.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice first inning.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Desmond

already earned his badge with a single!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Badges are ridiculous

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

who needs them?

they stink

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 23, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bryan Stow Update: "three steps forward, two steps back"

Apologies if this is “breaking”: link

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 23, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this 'chasm?
pcon34Patrick Connor

Question for women: is there a practical value for college cheerleaders to wear super tight, super tiny outfits? Or is it a morale booster?

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he’s serious.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the 34 some kind of reference to the number he wore in little league?

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I can ask him, if you’re really dying to know.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure- curious….

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I asked. I’ll let you know what he says.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I did not get a serious answer:

pcon34 Patrick Connor "legaleagle88: @pcon34 Totally random question: what does the “34” stand for?" 34 represents the age in which I lost my virginity :(

Sorry, I tried.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm… thanks for trying….

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone else mentioned that it is a reference to Bo Jackson.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense for an Auburn fan.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Charles Barkley, he tells me.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys have a cute little thing going on Twitter… Maybe my stupid question will end up being a matchmaker.

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that has been going on for years now! The first time I met him in person, he gave me a huge hug. He’s awesome.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So i can’t take credit if you guys end up together?

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, sorry! If you know any other quality single guys, though, match make away…

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

just a lame question

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go OTHER Zimmerman!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to punch Ryan Roberts in his bitch face.

I hate him. On the same level I hate SICB, Rectum-Face, Tulo, Latos, etc.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks like he knows his way around a meth lab.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 23, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney

Ryan Braun just crushed a 3-1 fastball from Ross ohlendorf, drives in two runs. Looked like shark hitting a tuna at full speed.

by GiantPain on Aug 23, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER HAS GONE INSANE

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just another sports cliche.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He came round third faster a flaming cat runnin’ into water!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That boy covers more ground than a carpet at Versailles!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s got an arm like a wild anaconda.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He jumped on home plate like a gorilla with a bottle of ketchup!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 23, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEIRD visual

@Buster_ESPN
Buster Olney
Ryan Braun just crushed a 3-1 fastball from Ross ohlendorf, drives in two runs. Looked like shark hitting a tuna at full speed.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 23, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Picture Patrick Marleau slamming into Bill Parcells.

by Your mother on Aug 23, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of this image

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban has been the physical embodiment of the Giants season lately
MUrbanCSN Mychael Urban
Safe 2 say I’ve had happier birthdays: spent all day in ER & just got admitted 2 hospital 4 likely gallbladder removal surgery 2moro. Sweet

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JctGamer doesn’t wish him a speedy recovery.

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 23, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

After all the crap he went through last year

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 23, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know :(

I was thinking the same thing.

I just saw him at the SJ game with his two daughters on Sunday. Looked like they had a great time!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

@Buster_ESPN
Buster Olney
Ryan Braun just crushed a 3-1 fastball from Ross ohlendorf, drives in two runs. Looked like a moth to a flame burned by the fire. It’s love was blind can’t you its desire.

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 23, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Still needs work.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Indians broadcaster on their team

“How many key guys can you lose and still be in contention? This is a strange year”

If only you knew….

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

How is 5.0 games out

in contention?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's August 23rd?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's 37 games left

Pecota has them at 3.5%

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you answered your own question then.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Contending.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Anybody listening to the new SF sports radio station?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

i heard there was some sports talk radio “beef” between knbr and that other station, new vs. old or something, quite entertaining really.

by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 23, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

but a shark has ran into a tuna.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK, I heard he hit Patrick Marleau with a can of tuna or something.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where Patrick Marleau comes from, that is probably a compliment

He is awkwardly trying to figure out how to write a thank you note

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't tell you but a shark is wanted for questioning.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

keithlaw keithlaw
Math is hard. “@scoureyes: @keithlaw Verlander accounts for 28% of win on a playoff team. bautastia cant say that. MVP verlander.”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Math is hard.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is hitting the shift key, apparently

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista isn’t the MVP. He doesn’t deserve to have his name capitalized.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 23, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

or spelled correctly

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautastia!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welp

@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
Beltran activated. Nate or J Sanchez to go on DL

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 23, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

but Rowand!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs confirms
Either Schierholtz or J.Sanchez will go on DL to make room for Beltran.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Nate doesn’t have to go on the DL.

by City Girl on Aug 23, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELTRAN IS BACK

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backier than two camels doin’ a tango!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 23, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just trying to wrap my head around what purpose he is serving on the roster

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

plays 6 positions

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

cautionary tale

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

so does my 8 year old daughter

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hits a special kind of two hopper to infielders.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 23, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness, since he came back on August 5, he has 2 hits in 11PA with one 2B. For the season, he has 8 hits and his line is .178/.275/.222.

Ryan Vogelsong also has 8 hits this year and is batting .190/.227/.214

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know things are bad

when your reaction is “Wasn’t Sanchez already on the DL?”

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 23, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUYS I AM ON THE BELTRAN BANDWAGON WHO’S WITH ME

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Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Handle falls off of the bandwagon…I kid

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it doesn’t move too fast

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you forget -aid?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 23, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody that jumped off the Freddy Sanchez, Buster Posey, Sergio Romo, and Brian Wilson bandwagons.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/beltran immediatly collapses under bandwagon, placed on 60day DL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was on there, but it was hurting my right hand too much so I had to let go and I fell off.

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/can’t ride against lefties

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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/can't ride unless in seat #15

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Toddler and Tiara show

is disturbing

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

What is it?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

crazy pageant parents

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a show on Discovery

about toddler beauty pageants…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. Well I know that I will never watch that show. And what audience is Discovery trying to reach, anyways?

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by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, what’s wrong with 5 year olds wearing false eyelashes, hair extensions and false teeth?

by City Girl on Aug 23, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dance mom’s and My big fat gypsie wedding are worse

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 23, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Maury Povich who’s your baby daddy show is more disturbing.

by City Girl on Aug 23, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really...

That’s just weird…associating the word beauty with toddlers is disturbing.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then dressing them up like hookers.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

for cheesy trophies and cash prizes.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And adulation. Don’t forget the adulation.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 23, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the adults

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parking Wars on the other hand

is hilarious

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEP!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other Belt

@ScottReissCSN
Scott Reiss
Beltran available right handed off the bench tonight. Hopefully back in lineup tomorrow. #sfgiants

by Ian A on Aug 23, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Sandoval’s shoulder much better. He might be able to swing RH vs. A LH reliever. Bochy not certain.
1 minute ago

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Why

is Bochy’s shoulder acting up too?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double woo!
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Romo is throwing. Wilson is not. Status of both guys (on DL with elbow inflamm) unclear.
24 seconds ago

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although minus one woo for Wilson, so I guess we’re still at one woo.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose it depends on what you’re advertising. I’d buy that machine gun. I wouldn’t buy that soap.

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by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you buy wireless internet?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 23, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. If I was planning to use it to smite my enemies.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denied.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Lyle Overbay!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also: 68-0 in games in which they have scored more runs than the opponent.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE!!!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 23, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the gameplan we should stick to

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to need to see the calculations for this.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would probably be asking the person I replied to.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

i cant really tell who replied to who, im new here.

by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 23, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you click “up”, it jumps to the replyee. Useful little link.

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by Natto on Aug 23, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never knew that…

by capn on Aug 23, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There should be a return button for long subthreads. Scrolling is hard!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tazes you

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE SAID NOT TO!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

me or Natto?

i cant really tell who replied to who, im new here.

by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 23, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a punitive tazing for having misquoted the ’Don’t taze me, bro’ guy.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol not so much a misquote

more of a california take on that line.

by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 23, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tazes you again

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 23, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inversely

They are 0-60 when they don’t outscore their opponents

by Falconer88 on Aug 23, 2011 5:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is NOT a fun fact.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

washington has runners on first and second and nobody out

If they were the Giants, they wouldn’t score for sure.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

They are the Giants!

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come Jayson

another 3 run homer would be excellent

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail Werth

Fail

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

From 3-0 to swinging K. Not good.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did we not sign him?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad we don't have a "corner on the market" of shitty contracts

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coco Laboy?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey! What’s for Dinner!

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 23, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres soup

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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fried Diamondback

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

’za

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Lance Nix?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Laynce Sux.

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lulz Nix

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammnit, Nationals

Now our hopes for the inning rest on a guy named “Laynce.”

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

dial up?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The extra "y"s

are screwing everything up.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

took too long to type, AB was over

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was checking in via gameday. It runs behind.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nationals, who do you think you are, the Giants?

What with your not scoring with no outs and people on 1st and 2nd

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Sean Burroughs has made

$4+ million play professional baseball

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff makes $11 this year and it’s not even professional!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice way to parlay his LLWS exposure.

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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact: Sean Burroughs has walked just twice in 88 plate appearances this season.

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by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m taking about “Homemade Ice Cream” !!
Better than baseball…..

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 23, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO TEAM ZIMMERMAN(N)!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So the D’Backs traded K. Johnson for a combo of Hill/Ransom/Burroughs?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 23, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

And

John MacDonald! The key the trade according to Kevin Towers!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

K. Johnson was is a basketball player. That is puzzling.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 23, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayor of Sacramento!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! why would the Dbacks trade him?

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 23, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramos!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray not Matt Capps!

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by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zimmerman fail

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

injury?

why the fuck wasn’t Parra starting in the first place? Is Bochy secretly making out the Snakes lineup?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was starting.

Parra moved to right and Cowgill came into the game

by jhawx on Aug 23, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parra was in there

Cargill is replacing Upton

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats terrible

but I’m not gonna complain if this somehow helps the Giants…

by janglicious on Aug 23, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some non-prospects.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ian

BBing Ankiel

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BASES LOADED ONE OUT, ZIMMERMAN IS UP

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEAR THE RED BEARD

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 23, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow...Nationals are the Giants

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

and zimmerman strikes out

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by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly, this is our fault. The team we root for inexplicably loses their ability to drive in runners from third with less than two outs.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Morse will save us

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

But not the Dodgers' us.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morse is having a great season, damn!

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Traded for Ryan Langerhans!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just figured it out in 09 i guess.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz
@JimMessemer
RT @meganblack5: tuesday, lead #hatsoffSF #SFRBI

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Morse the hit...

Gibson: “Fuck you crybaby bitch.”

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

*gets

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes...

definitely the Giants

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by CalBear949 on Aug 23, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

In other news
FresnoGrizzlies Fresno Grizzlies
Lineup vs. @LasVegas51s: Torres CF, Burriss 2B, Gonzalez 3B, Pill 1B, Gillaspie LF, Hall SS, Eldred DH, LaTorre C, Graham RF. Maday RHP

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bill Hall is still trying to make the team!?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he can read the DL reports too…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 23, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill the Thrill!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 23, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyler LaTorre! Dude takes walks.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gillaspie in left?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mets

It’s not October yet. There is still some baseball left.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So, the story of me being an idiot

I use MLB.TV when I’m in school and thus pay for it month by month. When I came home for the summer I forgot to cancel it.

So I paid for two months ($24.99 per) and then noticed on my bank statement the day I got charged for my 3rd. I never used the account the entire time.

However, I e-mailed them asking for a refund of at least August thinking there’d be no way they’d refund the other two months. But today I just got $75! MLB.TV has made me a happy customer today.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

An idiot wouldn’t have recovered the $. You, Sir, are no idiot.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft

An idiot can’t manage his team to a World Series, either.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but he can MISMANAGE his team to a World Series!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Nice.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Schierhotz has a fracture.
58 seconds ago

That escalated quickly.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’m guessing he’ll be put on the DL in about a week

by jhawx on Aug 23, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I give up

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
MRI and CT scan showed a “crack.” Doctors are figuring out a timetable. Said he has been sore ever since foul off his foot in Atlanta.
1 minute ago
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Didn’t show up on Xray in ATL. But did on MRI, CT scan. he suggested he might be able to play if pain allows.
43 seconds ago

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put him on the 15 day DL

and give us an excuse to get Belt in the lineup every day….but we need him back asap.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck this season!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stalking teh Twitters.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come back soon, Andres.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And get well soon, Nate.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 23, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although not as important as Posey, Sandoval or Beltran, Nate’s the one I really have been hoping would stay healthy due to him finally getting consistent playing time. Lame.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate has had a tremendous season

we need him healthy and on the roster.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’MON LAYNCE!

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 23, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

we couldn’t afford a better “snake watch” logo? It’s like going into a haunted house at a carnival.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Worley

hell, anybody can win with run support – never make it as a Giant

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Allowed 1 run.

Means he would have a losing record on the Giants

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kennedy is up.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Ramos.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he hit doubles

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARG

This is exactly like watching the Giants

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 23, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Kennedy at 94 pitches

Must be the 9th inning? Oops. Not playing the Giants. Only through the 6th.

by out machine on Aug 23, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So do bay area people go crazy for The Beach Boys?

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 23, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So trying to figure out the Snakes trade today

I guess the key wasn’t swapping 2nd basemen, appears Gibson was tired of watching the Bloomquist/Ransom act since Drew got injured. He apparently really likes MacDonald who will play shortstop allegedly every day.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell all Towers had to do was give us a call

we have a roster full of spare shortstops

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid trade is stupid

IMO

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 23, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So because all the cool kids are at the game

there’s no game thread, right?

Plus, Nate news is a bummer. Where’s that picture with the crossouts?

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 23, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Check the main page ever 1/4 hour. Grant usually sets the GDT to open automatically. Usually it is 1 hour before game time, but not always.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 23, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might have just forgotten.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 23, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

picture is on the DL

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Nationals!

by Hyoton on Aug 23, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

8 MORE COMMENTS FOR 3,000

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 23, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull Zimmermann's ass already

He’s allowed a HR to Burroughs and a double to Kennedy

by jhawx on Aug 23, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL too many n’s Zimmerman

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyler Clippard is king of the cheap win

He even got one in the All-Star Game!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 23, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Without actually retiring a batter, too.

by jhawx on Aug 23, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The alien saved him.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's hope he gets a cheapie tonight

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB to Chris Young is a mistake

dude has been an auto out for the past month

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sean Burroughs only has 12 home runs more in his career than William S. Burroughs.

by out machine on Aug 23, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

first homer in 6 years

also played in the LL World Series

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carney Lansford

Also played in the LLWS

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left elbow contusion for Upton

Bummer for him. Dunno if it’ll cause him to miss a game.

by GiantPain on Aug 23, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If he were on the Giants, that would be a hairline fracture.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than a left testicle contusion

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 23, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snyder

fractured testicle

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that even possible?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently

he spent time on the DL with a “fractured testicle”. No cast needed. The way it is explained is there is a membrane or sack directly encasing the testicle and Snyder experience a “tear” in the membrane and requires time to heal.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

*required

happened a couple of years ago while catching for the Snakes

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or right testicle confusion.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 23, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies actually diagnosed Ruiz with a “left testicle contusion” a couple weeks ago.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 23, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats

fucking weak hitting bitches

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 23, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re the East Coast Giants!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 23, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except they’re better because they’re on the east coast.

by jhawx on Aug 23, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone might want in on that action.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 23, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 minutes to a new thread?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

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