Thread 2: electric Boogaloo
Have you all noticed that the #hatsoffSF spammers are getting even more inane?
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Well no hitters to look forward to until Pablo in a couple innings
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I like Nate
His ABs dont exactly excite me
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Are there Giants runs in this thread?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Are there runs in this thread?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
you want runs now?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Runs are cool
Only for us though
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes...
Lets give Minor another quick inning
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
"Look, Brandon ...
fouling out to first is just not the sort of thing you learn how to do from one year in the minors."
SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship
Yay Phillies
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Woohoo Philly
/takes shower
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Hurry up and K Tejada
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
He did, for awhile.
He’s like that bad garbage the dog keeps digging up and bringing back.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
A dinger would be nice before he did though
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
There ya go!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Look Tejada has such a nice swing!
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"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You’re 2 for 2 on the visual puns tonight.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
God, this lineup is depressing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Oh Miggy.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
He's really gonna surprise you!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
If you mean he won’t be as bad as I thought….nah that’s not even going to work.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Clearly this RHH on LHP matchup is working just fine for the Giants
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Dinger right now Nate
Its all Timmy needs
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Hmmm
That looked like strike to Timmy
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Giants are going to lose 0-0
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Damn you graphic
making me miss Zack
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Za-something
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I have had my fill of 5 BB/9ip starters
Still in A ball anyways
by Myemail21479 on Aug 18, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank god we have all these veteran righties in there
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Pitchers trying to make their mark must really love the opportunity to play the Giants
Just like NBA scrubs wanting to play the Warriors.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Actually been a pretty OK strike zone so far.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Gameday totally throws people off.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
What's the latest injury update?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Tejada and Cabrera are old and washed up
But they are gonna play through it.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants lineup is blind
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
If anyone wants their ears to bleed
Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, and Terry Bradshaw are calling the preseason game on Fox between the Eagles and Steelers
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
unreal.
you simply cannot put Rowand, Tejada and Cabrera in the same lineup and expect to score even one run.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
our only hope is Bork sees how much fail this is full of and starts PH, and soon.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what I hoped, but no, he had to sprinkle them everywhere
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This is lineup makes me like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
I'm confused...
I’m probably out of touch for not knowing, but what’s all this #hatsoffsf business?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Fucking Michael Bourn
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
There goes the no-hitter
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Uh oh
I don’t like Bourn getting on
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Seems right
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
See the Braves are bunting!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Snippy Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I will, thanks. What chapter is that in, Leviticus or Deuteronomy? RT @dangerdav never bunt first inning read moneyball
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Witty baggs! Touche!
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually have my window minimized so that I don’t see the sides… so I don’t notice the hatsoff idiots.
you just made my life SO MUCH BeTTER
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sac fly time
Giants lose 1-0
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
NATE SAVES RUNS.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks Nate
I can’t take Brian McCann anymore
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
dude they hadnt even scored yet...
Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??
Time for the sac fly, and we lose 1-0
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
Walk Uggla?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
can't give any runs today timmy
not with this lineup
Giants baseball, torture!
I have identified a weird chain around Cody's neck, and now around Timmy's neck
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
FINISH HIM!!!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
STFD
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Finish him!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
STFD
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
SIT
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
braves wont score tonight!!!!!
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Woah there.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
called it? only can hope. Timmys on this might work.
gotta go to school outta here
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Aug 18, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
stfd
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD UGGLA
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
yes!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CABRERA BARELY MADE THAT PLAY
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
TIMMY IS AWESOME.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
TIMMEH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
NICE
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy!!!!
Nate!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Yes!
one pitch out!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
wow. thank you
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Fuck ya Nate and Timmy!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Anyone else notice commercial breaks cutting off K&K constantly this series?
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
His name is Tin Lincecum!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
*Tim
OMG :(
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
FML.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
all we need is 1 run. someone hit a HR, please. rallies are impossible
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Giants have a hard time against clowns
Giants rake magicians
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Rowand, Stewart, Lincecum due up...
so, prob not this inning….
by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't decide who I dislike more, Cabrera or Tejada.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Rowand
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Zito
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Sabean
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
think i’d rather have the $6.5 mil than Neal though…
by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
tejada
Cabrera doesn’t seem like an asshole
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I choose both?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
C. all of them.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope the Giants win
still bummed about Taiwan losing their opening game in the LLWS
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
The buzz of that inning
Absolutely destroyed once you see Rowand in the box.
by diamondnerd on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Because they usually don't swing at the first pitch
And the first pitch has normally been a meatball.
Rowand sucks even when he hits the ball hard
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
SSS
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Everytime McCann does something impressive this series
I’ve had a Buster sad
SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship
That was at Stewarts ankle
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL UMP
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
uhhh
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
that call was a total fucking joke
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid strikezone
that was not Stewart’s fault, though.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Wish he'd tried at one of the first two strikes, but yeah, not his fault.
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Minor shifted into strike-throwing mode
Can take an at-bat or two to figure it out
Once you do, though, you gotta start swinging
McCann's glove literally hit the dirt
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
wow
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
how much money does the ump have on the Braves?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
In case it hasn't been mention
Phillies up 3-0
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Is it still on delay?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
Not as bad as it looked
Still pretty bad

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
same pitch that hosed Cabrera with a runner on 2nd, no outs
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
with this lineup, I can’t see them winning, either.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know they're unconnected, but electric boogaloo always makes me think of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
lol
I listened to that the second I came into the thread.
D-bags game is in a rain delay
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Wouldn't put it past them
Jerks.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Look at weather.com
If things go well. They could get started back up in an hour and a half.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
doesn’t pitch for the Braves.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Game over
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
great
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
FUCKIN LARRY
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
Fastball down the middle
Come on
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
ballgame
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
Gameday
In play out(s)…Chipper Jones homers.
I guess I just misinterpreted what out meant.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
that’s the game. no way this lineup scores a run tonight.
catch ya’ll later
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I’d like to see a million replays of it, please
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
And Ankiels homer
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
damn, was just gonna say
that Timmy’s having a pretty darn good year….
i think i jinxed it…was just a few seconds before the HR….
by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 18, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta confess i was thinking no-hitter in the 4th because of the low pitch count…
by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 18, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
His year is awful now
How dare he give up a run
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL
He must feel that way sometimes.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
From Grant

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
See what you did!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
its amazing how the umpires have gotten away with giving Atlanta pitchers huge strike outs when playing in Atlanta/
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
zones*
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Tim's pitching from the stretch
is so much better this year.
I like the way he’s constantly getting better. Augurs well for the future.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
i hate kanye west
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he get it in the cup?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Why wouldn't you want a double play.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
That’s not a strike?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
if his name was Greg Maddux it would've been
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That was a strike
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Kruk and Kuip and my dad are all arguing about it together
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
This ump is awful
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Great job Bochy
How many fucking games has this guy cost us with his line up?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
cabrera lol
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys
Just turned the TV on. I guess I haven’t missed much.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Gritty infield single
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
This is probably our only chance to score
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Now he gets a hit.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Cabrera, Tejada AND Rowand?
WTF?!?!
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Please pablo,
now be a fantastic time for an extra base hit
Take that McCann!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Missed it...
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
the wave!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
Of course
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
The Giants way
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
/groans
If Tim doesn’t have a complex about the lack of support, he’s even more kickass than I thought.
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
We can beat the Astros, right?
Right?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
This game sucks
Makes me wanna go “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
The day is now officially worse
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Alright people
I’m out.
Maybe Giants will win tonight if I leave..
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
BUT LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
This is a good performance by Lincecum
I wish I could enjoy it a little more
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
^^^this ^^^
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you need Adobe Acrobat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
if you don't want to actually edit I assume
on a Mac, you can open it in Preview and on the sidebar command-select only the pages you want, then print selection → print pdf. Pretty basic.
yeah but I don’t need to print it… i have to email a certain part of a certain document to a certain person.
I think we got it figured out….thanks…
ok, if you've got it figured out.
but for others, the last part of my instruction, ‘print pdf’ wouldn’t print to a physical printer but would save your selection as a new pdf. You can do that on mac from just about any program, not just preview. I haven’t used windows in a while for more than word and email so I don’t know if they’ve made pdf creation as easy as osx, but it’s quite nifty.
This is so fucking ridiculous
So thank you Bruce bochy for putting together this clusterfuck o a lineup behind your ace on the staff.
Thank you for putting Cabrera AND tejada in the game at the same time
Oh and thank you for putting in rowand who is still hurt over Brandon belt
Your a Fucking dumbass
by Falconer88 on Aug 18, 2011 5:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FINISH HIM
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
I'm pretty new to McC.
Not exactly sure who you guys are talking about. lol
STFD!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
I love Timmy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Hate this lineup, though
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
only at 90 pitches
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
or hit
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Tejada late on a pitch?
No FUCKING way!!!
by Falconer88 on Aug 18, 2011 6:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
lol holy shit these guys suck
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Time to call up Samantha Posey.
She’s homered for the cycle, and she looks just like her bro.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Yes please
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not even the first time she’s done it, I think.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
so pathetic
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t get over how awful this lineup is
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
What goes through Bochy’s mind when he watches Rowand/Cabrera/Tejada bat?
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
Miguel Tejada is to good baseball as a shit and vomit sandwich on dried roadkill flatdog is to delicious food.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
Nate, do something awesome please
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
even with almost all righties the braves bring in a lefty.
could it be because these guys SUCK
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
One more out and it's the ballgame
Because we arent scoring off Venters or Kimbrel
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
We're sticking to the veterans all right...
And they suck for the most part.
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
Man, if I had a nickel.....
for every time our announcers said the following phrase this year
“X pitcher has a career high in strikeouts tonight”
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand's up
LOL
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
If I was Timmy I would be screaming at this offense to do something, anything right now
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
If I were Timmy I'd fire fastballs at each of these pathetic fucksticks as they return to the dugout from their pathetic ABs
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Then his last name would be Zambrano? No?
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
LOL
good point. never mind
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
sucks that nothing will happen
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
I hate this team
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
If he isn't yelling obscenities in the dugout
He’s underreacting
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks rowand, HIT IT HERE moron
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
Why isn’t Belt playing instead of Rowand?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Man I’m glad Bochy put him in there to dominate that rookie pitcher.
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Though it would seem not nearly as hard as replacing Rowand.
We may not be good, but we sure are slow.
I laugh in derision at Bruce Bochy apologists
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel bad for Tim, fuck.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
Fun Fact
Rowand is 2 for last 13.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He's heating up?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I have ice cubes in the freezer heating up similarly.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So says Mike Krukow
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I hope Timmy calls a session calls a session with Bochy and Sabean...
and tells them he wants them to improve the way they’re managing the team…
(unlike last year how the GM had a meeting with the pitchers to tell them to win)
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
TWO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I'm amazed those two could even turn a DP
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
This reminds me of that Cain quote from a recent game where he got Cain’ed, and he blamed himself.
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I hated that :(
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah right
Like I’m going to pay money for season tickets to watch Tejada/Cabrara/Huff/Rowand play every night.
If this was a home game
and I saw this lineup when I got to the game, I would go home.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I left California before the contest was concluded
Was a World Series baby named?
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
I know the second and third part of the three headed monster (Venters, Kimbrel), but who is the first part that Kruk is referring to?
There's Belt!
There’s Fontenot!
Gahhh
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Venters knew he could just pound the zone after the 3 early balls
And Stew could do nothing about it.
by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 18, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Giants keep bringing in the same crappy players year after year, I think Lincecum and Cain will leave
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Agreed.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP NOT PLAYING BELT YOU FUCKS
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
/Giants trade Brandon Belt to the Royals for Jeff Francouer and Melky Cabrera
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Win now!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL because this is EXACTLY the kind of thing Brian Fucking Sabean would do.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRosa with the clutch PH appearance..
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Boy I can't wait for the Giants to luck into the playoffs with this lineup.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
I hear the Giants are picking up Charlie Hayes.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
Age 46
Old enough to have a good grit level for sure
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
how did DeRosa look?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
patched together with duct tape
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Well, the offense sucks
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
/while Belt juggles baseballs on the bench. Fuck you Bruce Bochy you brain-dead idiot.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The lunatic fringe for pointing all of this out because the flashlight caused all that dust in the attic
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
This loss season is on Bochy and his terrible lineup mismanagement of the Giants.
We may not be good, but we sure are slow.
I'd love to live in Seattle, and the Mariners are a team I could support.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a place up there not 7 blocks from Timmy’s.
McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab
McCoven sleepover! Merope! Organize!
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He gotz plenny a room. I seen it.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
that Freeman guy sure reminds me of Mark Grace
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
/long, sympathetic sigh for Timmy and a good effort
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
Giants actually PH Derosa?! lol
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
My god is timmy really going to get a loss for this
how is this still a real statistic?
by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 18, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
lol
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
When Isiah Thomas used to run the Knicks
Knicks fans used to chant “Fire Isiah. Clap, clap clap!”. If Bochy keeps putting this lineup, we should use that for Bochy.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I just don't think I could ever dislike Bochy
the way he handled the team in the playoffs last year.
Lucky or not, they don’t win without his magical wizardry
by BrianIsAwesome on Aug 18, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
shut up lady
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
Boston has expressed interest. All their pitchers work much faster.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL this Giants lineup..whiffle bats galore!!
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on Aug 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
I kind of want to see the Braves score 4 here.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yes, a quick 1-2-3 9th from Kimbrel
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on Aug 18, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Giants!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 18, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
This cannot be over-emphasized
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCK BELT ISN'T PLAYING???
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 18, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand needs ABs to stay hot.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are these morons booing an IBB to McCann when they get Uggla after?
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
They also think their hands are primitive weapons. They aren't very bright.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet SF was the city defeated by apes
Not fair.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This is sad
Orlando Cabrera has not have a day off since be acquired by the Giants.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
he’s been getting better too so it’s obviously the smart call
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Just put us out of our misery Dan
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Just got here
Are you telling me a lineup featuring Tejada, Cabrera and Rowand would have trouble scoring?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
Facing a cy young candidate!!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Way ahead of you
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Kimbrel hasn’t given up a run in 27 innings. So makes you believe the Giants are due…uh not
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Stop channeling Krukow!!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim could be excused
if he did a Keith Moon on the locker room. Including nailing furniture to the ceiling. If he doesn’t. give the man a medal. WTF this “offense”…!!!!!!! IT’S ONE EFFIN’ RUN!!!
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
The Dbacks are so getting rained out
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Krukow is drunk
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He thinks it's good for them to be in rain delay
Not for them to be rained out.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Make them sit around for a while, play late into the night, use the bullpen
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
This is assuming they don’t just call it and erase a 3-0 Philly lead
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
On 3 pitches?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
you never pinch hit for your number 2 hitter
by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 18, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
But he's sucking!
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
At least Giants games end quickly so you can get back to your life or do errands.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
I been taking out the garbage.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
but… I have no life :(
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain comes over to slap Timmy on the butt
Poor guys. I really feel terrible for them having this shittastical offense.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
that’s how I would look too
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Not raining anymore here in Philly
Dunno how it looks at the ballpark though.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
It’ll be an ugly, silent flight to Houston
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
I lol whenever you guys say that you guys feel worse
after I post a random MLP pic.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Is there a box we can put you back into?
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys really need some love and care
and you’re treating my pics as if they are cancer or something.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
It's just annoying
that it seems like all you talk about and, honestly, there isn’t much interest in them outside of yourself.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You are spamming this board with it.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
What if I spam this board with non-MLP pics?
Would that make you guys happy?
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Why don’t you just post normally?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
This.
I like the show, and am as much a fan as anyone, but you really can be a bit annoying.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
To be blunt, you’re trying too hard to have a posting “gimmick”. There’s nothing wrong with posting pictures. People post pictures here all the time. But you seem to want to be the “MLP Guy” and the thing is, no one particularly wants an MLP Guy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lame
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It might get you banned, and from my perspective, that would be a favorable outcome.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Post an MLP picture
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
OK

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, of course Cabrera gets to hit for himself
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Not PHing Belt here is insanity
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
What would he do?
Get a walk?? We’re trying to win here!
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
STFU CABRA!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
He's just plain stupid.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Bochy
CABRERA SUCKS. STOP PLAYING HIM, ESPECIALLY IN THE NINTH INNING OF A CLOSE GAME
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
where's Brooks Conrad when we need him?
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
We scored 7 runs last night
This offensive showing was already predetermined before Boch handed over the lineup card.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Dan Uggla just made that catch. It isn’t meant to be tonight, I guess.
In the mountains/there you feel free/I read, much of the night/and go south in the winter. - T.S. Eliot
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Plodding along with a 4.94 ERA in Richmond. This Squirrel won't be flying anytime soon, sadly.
doesn't matter
he would have been doubled up or stranded
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Our entire lineup's average was .220 today
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
Our entire lineup is far worse than average nearly every day
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Should stop calling it a batting average, I say
Our Batting Below-Average today was .220
See? It works
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
that was our only chance
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
ugly
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
game over
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Really?
Sparklers in the stadium? Keep your cool Turner Field.
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
"Here kid, hold this stick that's burning at 2000 degrees. What could go wrong?"
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF kind of ninja shit is Kimbrel doing looking for the sign?
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
no chance
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Poor Brandon Belt
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
HAhahaah this AB is absolutely awful
should be 3-0
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
FUCK THIS TEAM
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
AND FUCK BRUCE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT BOCHY
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, Tim
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
Congrats Bruce Bochy
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
See, that?
That felt more like a Giants loss.
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
Mike Minor was impressive
because the Giants offense fucking sucks
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
so...
lets go 2012 giants im done with 2011
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Pitching staff excepted, naturally:

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Well, that was about the most predictable thing ever.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Shhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeyyyyyiiiittttttttt
Tim did NOT deserve to lose this game. He has to pitch a perfect game to get a win?!
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
No no no
He has to pitch a perfect game to get a no decision
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He could be the modern-day Harvey Haddix and pitch a perfect game into extra innings and lose
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
tim cain?
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
TIP YOUR CAP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
nope
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
keithlaw keithlaw
Giants. RT @Jose_Consuervo: @keithlaw Minor struck out 9 in 6, and 12 in 6 last year. Upside or luck?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
It's funny cause it's true.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He gets it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
grounds outs by Cabrera and Panda in the first inning would have scored arun
couldn’t even make outs correctly.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
I can see playing one of them, but both of them? Wasn’t the whole point of getting Cabrera because they thought Miggy was done? Has either one of them shown any ability to hit lately, especially the one who hasn’t been on the DL for the past two months
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy seems to think so.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
there’s a lot of things he does that I could at least rationalize but this lineup I can’t honestly begin to understand.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oy
Well, assuming the Phillies pull it out, 2.5 back ain’t so bad. We have the astros and then a nice long homestand, right? Could be worse. I like our odds.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
by GiantPain on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
assuming the Giants can beat the Astros
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure the Giants can even split with the Astros
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
bad pitchers, good pitchers
makes no difference
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Pirates had lost 10 in a row coming into the series at AT&T
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Makes a difference to the other team.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
We have very good pitchers
We don’t have to score many runs.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
The Giants have been lucky to score 2 lately
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I’m pretty sure if we scored 3 runs every game, we’d be 15 above .500.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
It will get worse when Wandy Rodriguez, Jordan Lyles and Henry Sosa shut them out.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Wait, the Astros are part of the homestand
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
No we're playing the Astros in Houston first
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
oh, then we get MORE astros!
Happy day!
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I gave this a rec because Giant Pain is being optimistic and saying things that should make people feel good about the Gi—
Fuck, I think I just fell in the chasm.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
If we don’t win this series in Houston, I’m going to have some major problems. This offense is just putrid.
In the mountains/there you feel free/I read, much of the night/and go south in the winter. - T.S. Eliot
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Plodding along with a 4.94 ERA in Richmond. This Squirrel won't be flying anytime soon, sadly.
But Sabean got Cabrera!!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont get it
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
oh now
i see it
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like the guy's throwing the table
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Doesn't work upside down
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
now
it looks like he did a back flip off the table
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Mediocrity all around: Last 6 starts
Lincecum: 3-3, 1.08 ERA, 43 K, 17 BB
Matt Cain: 2-4, 2.43 ERA, 29 K, 10 BB
Bumgarner: 3-2, 2.81 ERA, 43 K, 8 BB
So mediocre
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
learn to win, Giants pitchers
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of the shittiest pitching I've ever seen.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Our pitching sucks so much
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If we only gotten better pitching
The offense wouldn’t need to carry it.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I hope the hitters at least pay for dinner and drinks when they go out on the town
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants played well enough to split the series
Good enough for me
by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 18, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
An A for effort
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Orange slices for everyone!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/puts gold star on Giants lineup card
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift A
LOL GIANTS
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Between now and the end of the season, the Giants only have 6 games against a team above .500
And it’s the Diamondbacks.
This is in our hands. We can do it. Easily.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
lol. Easily?
trollin’, trollin’
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
You are pessimistic about the Giants when it’s going well, and optimistic when it’s going poorly. I see how your mind works.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I do like your optimism
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
PGT is up
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions

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