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Have you all noticed that the #hatsoffSF spammers are getting even more inane?

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Well no hitters to look forward to until Pablo in a couple innings

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a Nate fan, eh?

by ubercheez on Aug 18, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Nate

His ABs dont exactly excite me

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there Giants runs in this thread?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Are there runs in this thread?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

you want runs now?

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs are cool

Only for us though

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

@BayBallFan
called a makegood #hatsoffSF #sanfranciscoRBI

LOL WUT

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 18, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are you calling a Spammer?

#HatsOffSF

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes...

Lets give Minor another quick inning

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

"Look, Brandon ...

fouling out to first is just not the sort of thing you learn how to do from one year in the minors."

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by SnowLeopard on Aug 18, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Phillies

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

rain delay!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo Philly

/takes shower

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurry up and K Tejada

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lol he just tried

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did, for awhile.

He’s like that bad garbage the dog keeps digging up and bringing back.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A dinger would be nice before he did though

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There ya go!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look Tejada has such a nice swing!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

hahahaa

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re 2 for 2 on the visual puns tonight.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tehaha

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

God, this lineup is depressing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Miggy.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He's really gonna surprise you!

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If you mean he won’t be as bad as I thought….nah that’s not even going to work.

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by nvsfg on Aug 18, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly this RHH on LHP matchup is working just fine for the Giants

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON NATE!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Dinger right now Nate

Its all Timmy needs

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what?

That pitch was a K several other times

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm

That looked like strike to Timmy

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants are going to lose 0-0

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you graphic

making me miss Zack

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Zach

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Za-something

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was only a kiss how did it end up like this

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody told me

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL THIS LINEUP

/Cries

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god we have all these veteran righties in there

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitchers trying to make their mark must really love the opportunity to play the Giants

Just like NBA scrubs wanting to play the Warriors.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually been a pretty OK strike zone so far.

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by Chulk on Aug 18, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday totally throws people off.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the latest injury update?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada and Cabrera are old and washed up

But they are gonna play through it.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants lineup is blind

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No…they’re not blind…just hackish.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone wants their ears to bleed

Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, and Terry Bradshaw are calling the preseason game on Fox between the Eagles and Steelers

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

unreal.

you simply cannot put Rowand, Tejada and Cabrera in the same lineup and expect to score even one run.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

our only hope is Bork sees how much fail this is full of and starts PH, and soon.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should put them all together and just skip every third top of the inning.

by ubercheez on Aug 18, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I hoped, but no, he had to sprinkle them everywhere

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is lineup makes me like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm confused...

I’m probably out of touch for not knowing, but what’s all this #hatsoffsf business?

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by Chulk on Aug 18, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Academic

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Michael Bourn

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the no-hitter

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This is where the Giants lose 1-0

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

shuddup you

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

I don’t like Bourn getting on

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

he’ll kill you in a second.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bourn gets on

Steals 2nd, sacrified to 3rd, sac fly home.

We lose.

by diamondnerd on Aug 18, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems right

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

See the Braves are bunting!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Snippy Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I will, thanks. What chapter is that in, Leviticus or Deuteronomy? RT @dangerdav never bunt first inning read moneyball

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Witty baggs! Touche!

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually have my window minimized so that I don’t see the sides… so I don’t notice the hatsoff idiots.

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

you just made my life SO MUCH BeTTER

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

crapsticks

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sac fly time

Giants lose 1-0

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ thank you Nate

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE SAVES RUNS.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Nate

I can’t take Brian McCann anymore

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Nate

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

does this guy McCann always look like he’s gonna lay into one off our guys?

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

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by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

shuddup you

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude they hadnt even scored yet...

Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??

by Vaccaro on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the sac fly, and we lose 1-0

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

shuddup you

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk Uggla?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

too early

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen the Giants offense?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what offense?

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't give any runs today timmy

not with this lineup

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Welp… There’s your problem

by iHateBochy on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants won't score tonight

Doesn’t matter if Braves get 1 here or 10.

by diamondnerd on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

the Giants’ offense?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Timmy

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by timmeh on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

braves wont score tonight!!!!!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah there.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

called it? only can hope. Timmys on this might work.
 gotta go to school outta here

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Aug 18, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

stfd

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD UGGLA

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy Destroyed him...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GSPM

also, STFD!

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So nice having Timmy be able to trust his catcher to throw something in the dirt in that situation

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

shuddup you haterz!!

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CABRERA BARELY MADE THAT PLAY

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY IS AWESOME.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lol – Waiting for him to boot it

by iHateBochy on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMEH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy!!!!

Nate!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

one pitch out!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/faints

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. thank you

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck ya Nate and Timmy!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's get some offense

And give Timmy 2 minutes to sit on his butt

by Myemail21479 on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad hes batting this inning

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name is Tin Lincecum!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

hi Tin

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 18, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean

Til Mincecum

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 18, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Tim

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably the highlight of the game.

by snowydread on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That's our Timmy!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

*Tim

OMG :(

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FML.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, man, that was fantastic

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEDIOCRITY

Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??

by Vaccaro on Aug 18, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

all we need is 1 run. someone hit a HR, please. rallies are impossible

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by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda like the stock market…

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

G's need to score some runs off this clown

They’ve had opportunities. This is bullshit.

by TortureOpp on Aug 18, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants have a hard time against clowns

Giants rake magicians

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets make him our ass-clown

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

of Stewart K.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't decide who I dislike more, Cabrera or Tejada.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

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by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benitez

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benitez is a Giants HERO!
If he doesn’t blow his last save, NO POSEY!

by iHateBochy on Aug 18, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one way of looking at it.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot believe he has a OPS of .490 coming into this game…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera

The Giants didn’t give up anything for Tejada.

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by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

think i’d rather have the $6.5 mil than Neal though…

by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

tejada

Cabrera doesn’t seem like an asshole

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

not as much spotligh

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I choose both?

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

C. all of them.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the Giants win

still bummed about Taiwan losing their opening game in the LLWS

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The buzz of that inning

Absolutely destroyed once you see Rowand in the box.

by diamondnerd on Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yes

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand sucks even when he hits the ball hard

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SSS

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime McCann does something impressive this series

I’ve had a Buster sad

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by SnowLeopard on Aug 18, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That was at Stewarts ankle

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewart got hosed

Fuckin’ home field advantage.

by diamondnerd on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UMP

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhh

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

that call was a total fucking joke

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2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

 lol – Looking K on ball in dirt

by iHateBochy on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid strikezone

that was not Stewart’s fault, though.

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by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann's glove literally hit the dirt

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

" a generous strike zone on several occasions tonight"

by snowydread on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim, throw over and low

Let Stewart say something if they are not called

by Myemail21479 on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

how much money does the ump have on the Braves?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy better get those too

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by timmeh on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

In case it hasn't been mention

Phillies up 3-0

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it still on delay?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 18, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as bad as it looked

Still pretty bad

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

same pitch that hosed Cabrera with a runner on 2nd, no outs

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

with this lineup, I can’t see them winning, either.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-bags game is in a rain delay

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t believe the city is the one doing the raining.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not rain. It’s tears from last years NLCS

by iHateBochy on Aug 18, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at weather.com

If things go well. They could get started back up in an hour and a half.

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come Timmy isn't getting the ankle strikes?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

doesn’t pitch for the Braves.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game over

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

great

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKIN LARRY

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fastball down the middle

Come on

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh

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by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday has that as “In play, out(s)”. No shit

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday

In play out(s)…Chipper Jones homers.

I guess I just misinterpreted what out meant.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OUT

TA HERE!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like this game anymore.

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAP. AND. A. HALF.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol “FUCK YEAH”

Have they not put a delay button in the truck yet?

by iHateBochy on Aug 18, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Game of Balls

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s the game. no way this lineup scores a run tonight.

catch ya’ll later

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by giant4life83 on Aug 18, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d like to see a million replays of it, please

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! Throw in a clip of Posey’s injury too, just FSAG

by iHateBochy on Aug 18, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Ankiels homer

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, was just gonna say

that Timmy’s having a pretty darn good year….

by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 18, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not anymore?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i jinxed it…was just a few seconds before the HR….

by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 18, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta confess i was thinking no-hitter in the 4th because of the low pitch count…

by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 18, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

His year is awful now

How dare he give up a run

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

He must feel that way sometimes.

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by nvsfg on Aug 18, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could've been worse.

Could’ve been Heyward hitting it. At least I feel like that’d be worse.

by notEdreese on Aug 18, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If Chipper was on base, yes.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Grant

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Via Grant

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

See what you did!

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

free money!

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

more ways for the Man to get you.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody else follow Grant on twitter?

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

zones*

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yum

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim's pitching from the stretch

is so much better this year.

I like the way he’s constantly getting better. Augurs well for the future.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: This is my favorite tumblr

http://kanyewithwhitepeople.tumblr.com/

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate kanye west

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he get it in the cup?

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyrion Requests a DP

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t want to see that.

by iHateBochy on Aug 18, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn't you want a double play.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No – It’s awkward seeing a man in that position ask for a DP

by iHateBochy on Aug 18, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

click the subject line.

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a strike?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Only for Atlanta pitchers.

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if his name was Greg Maddux it would've been

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is this umpire

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon’s not liking the strike zone.

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ROBOT UMPIRES PLEASE

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

CYLON UMPIRES PLEASE

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

UMPIRES WITH WORKING RETINAS PLEASE

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLIND IN BLUE

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE LASIK FOR UMPS

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ump is awful

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m tired.

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop looking at pitches

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

2 fastballs in the same spot in a row

Come on, Cody

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job Bochy

How many fucking games has this guy cost us with his line up?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Bochy actually expect this lineup to score a run?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to Padre them so hard right now

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

cabrera lol

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys

Just turned the TV on. I guess I haven’t missed much.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You missed Timmy being Timmy for 4 innings and Nate being Nate

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gritty infield single

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD PLEASE THIS ONE HAS BEEN HORRIBLE

The rookie is flipping momentum on Lincecum

Unreal

by Myemail21479 on Aug 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants take pitches when they should swing

And they swing at pitches they should take. Amazing.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is probably our only chance to score

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Now he gets a hit.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US PABLO

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

“Pablo has been swinging at a lot of bad balls” Ummmmm Jon….

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera, Tejada AND Rowand?

WTF?!?!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Please pablo,

now be a fantastic time for an extra base hit

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 18, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Take that McCann!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

atta boy Pablo!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed it...

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

the wave!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

fUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 18, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fan-fuckin-tastic

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants way

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera must have the razor blades in his shoes now.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/groans

If Tim doesn’t have a complex about the lack of support, he’s even more kickass than I thought.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

:-(

Hang in there!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astros will sweep us...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We can beat the Astros, right?

Right?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This game sucks

Makes me wanna go “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The day is now officially worse

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants baseball

Rookies look like TIm Lincecum
Tim Lincecum looks like Matt Cain’d

by Myemail21479 on Aug 18, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright people

I’m out.

Maybe Giants will win tonight if I leave..

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 18, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants could win if certain Giants weren’t in the lineup.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do pitchers stats against the Giants this year come with an asterisk?

by snowydread on Aug 18, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I always feel sorry for the Giants pitchers cuz they don’t get to pitch against the Giants hitters…NOT FAIR

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Pablo should just hit left handed all the time

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wi-hi-ked

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The fire is still there...

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: pdf help

If you have 5 pages in a pdf file… but you only want say page 2 and 5 whaddaya do?

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you need Adobe Acrobat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve got it. Well the Mr’s got it.

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you don't want to actually edit I assume

on a Mac, you can open it in Preview and on the sidebar command-select only the pages you want, then print selection → print pdf. Pretty basic.

by stevib on Aug 18, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but I don’t need to print it… i have to email a certain part of a certain document to a certain person.

I think we got it figured out….thanks…

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, if you've got it figured out.

but for others, the last part of my instruction, ‘print pdf’ wouldn’t print to a physical printer but would save your selection as a new pdf. You can do that on mac from just about any program, not just preview. I haven’t used windows in a while for more than word and email so I don’t know if they’ve made pdf creation as easy as osx, but it’s quite nifty.

by stevib on Aug 18, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so fucking ridiculous

So thank you Bruce bochy for putting together this clusterfuck o a lineup behind your ace on the staff.

Thank you for putting Cabrera AND tejada in the game at the same time

Oh and thank you for putting in rowand who is still hurt over Brandon belt

Your a Fucking dumbass

by Falconer88 on Aug 18, 2011 5:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Timmy’s fault…he was ’poseda throw a no-no.

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Stewart

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….Chuck ka Chuck Chuck

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 18, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant did

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baron did too, or does too.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKK

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Timmy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

^^^ That

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate this lineup, though

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLASH MOB MOVED TO 6:30!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Told y'all the Giants would lose 1-0

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

stfu

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 18, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You going on Saturday? Cuz’ with an attitude like that we gonna sit you in the men’s room!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said Tim's staying in

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

only at 90 pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was a pitch to swing at.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lol holy shit these guys suck

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to call up Samantha Posey.

She’s homered for the cycle, and she looks just like her bro.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes please

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow its uncanny

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 18, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

She could hit better than half the lineup.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not even the first time she’s done it, I think.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 18, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so pathetic

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t get over how awful this lineup is

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

What goes through Bochy’s mind when he watches Rowand/Cabrera/Tejada bat?

by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we had so much practice with crappy lineups in the 08 09…

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this wasn't a Thursday

This lineup would cause me to go on a bender.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Miguel Tejada is to good baseball as a shit and vomit sandwich on dried roadkill flatdog is to delicious food.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, do something awesome please

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

even with almost all righties the braves bring in a lefty.

could it be because these guys SUCK

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out and it's the ballgame

Because we arent scoring off Venters or Kimbrel

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

We're sticking to the veterans all right...

And they suck for the most part.

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 18, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, if I had a nickel.....

for every time our announcers said the following phrase this year

“X pitcher has a career high in strikeouts tonight”

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We would all be rich

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!

Ahh I can’t get that excited..

by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand's up

LOL

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

If I was Timmy I would be screaming at this offense to do something, anything right now

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 18, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

If I were Timmy I'd fire fastballs at each of these pathetic fucksticks as they return to the dugout from their pathetic ABs

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then his last name would be Zambrano? No?

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 18, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

good point. never mind

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Now Rowand is up!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

sucks that nothing will happen

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Scott

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came here to say this. Did you notice the way he tossed his batting gloves back to the bench?

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Aug 18, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did I; Timmy is not happy.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 18, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks rowand, HIT IT HERE moron

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim is mediocre

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn’t Belt playing instead of Rowand?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 18, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Because there was a lefty on the mound

Duh!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I’m glad Bochy put him in there to dominate that rookie pitcher.

by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Cabrera even had a day off yet?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OH STFU WITH THE DAMN CHOP!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s hard to replace 6 guys.

by phishsf on Aug 18, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Though it would seem not nearly as hard as replacing Rowand.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 18, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh in derision at Bruce Bochy apologists

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cry to think they even exist.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 18, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim looks HELLA pissed.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

When they showed the replay of Lincecum giving up the HR to Jones you could see a look in his eyes indicated he knew that was the ballgame.

by snowydread on Aug 18, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel bad for Tim, fuck.

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too...

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Rowand is 2 for last 13.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He's heating up?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have ice cubes in the freezer heating up similarly.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So says Mike Krukow

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Setting up the double play, guys

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 18, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Timmy calls a session calls a session with Bochy and Sabean...

and tells them he wants them to improve the way they’re managing the team…

(unlike last year how the GM had a meeting with the pitchers to tell them to win)

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 18, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

DOS!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 18, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm amazed those two could even turn a DP

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew...

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This reminds me of that Cain quote from a recent game where he got Cain’ed, and he blamed himself.

by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated that :(

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently it’s “ime to be a dad today.”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah right

Like I’m going to pay money for season tickets to watch Tejada/Cabrara/Huff/Rowand play every night.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

If this was a home game

and I saw this lineup when I got to the game, I would go home.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/wrist explodes

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the second and third part of the three headed monster (Venters, Kimbrel), but who is the first part that Kruk is referring to?

by belilaugh on Aug 18, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants keep bringing in the same crappy players year after year, I think Lincecum and Cain will leave

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Giants trade Brandon Belt to the Royals for Jeff Francouer and Melky Cabrera

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win now!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL because this is EXACTLY the kind of thing Brian Fucking Sabean would do.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa with the clutch PH appearance..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy I can't wait for the Giants to luck into the playoffs with this lineup.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DEROSA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear the Giants are picking up Charlie Hayes.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 18, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard it was Charlie Chaplin.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 18, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Age 46

Old enough to have a good grit level for sure

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should have been strike 3

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

how did DeRosa look?

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by DJ Tofu on Aug 18, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

patched together with duct tape

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, this team is pathetic

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

poor timmy. fuck bochy and his asinine lineups

by chenster on Aug 18, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the offense sucks

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 18, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

/while Belt juggles baseballs on the bench. Fuck you Bruce Bochy you brain-dead idiot.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lunatic fringe for pointing all of this out because the flashlight caused all that dust in the attic

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

This loss season is on Bochy and his terrible lineup mismanagement of the Giants.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 18, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are we all going to take a road trip up to Seattle to see Timmy pitch in 2016?

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s get a group going.

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by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign me up

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Group discount

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Sullivan could show us around.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love to live in Seattle, and the Mariners are a team I could support.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a place up there not 7 blocks from Timmy’s.

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by timmeh on Aug 18, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCoven sleepover! Merope! Organize!

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s Timmeh’s place… Timmeh! Organize!

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gotz plenny a room. I seen it.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Freeman guy sure reminds me of Mark Grace

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, he’s only 21?

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/long, sympathetic sigh for Timmy and a good effort

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants actually PH Derosa?! lol

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They thought about asking the bat boy to take a few swings, but he didn’t have enough grit.

by tomocean on Aug 18, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 18, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

When Isiah Thomas used to run the Knicks

Knicks fans used to chant “Fire Isiah. Clap, clap clap!”. If Bochy keeps putting this lineup, we should use that for Bochy.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I just don't think I could ever dislike Bochy

the way he handled the team in the playoffs last year.

Lucky or not, they don’t win without his magical wizardry

by BrianIsAwesome on Aug 18, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DRUNK WOMAN!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

shut up lady

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate watching Ram Ram pitch

He’s so fucking slow.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Boston has expressed interest. All their pitchers work much faster.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL this Giants lineup..whiffle bats galore!!

A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!

by orange and black on Aug 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of want to see the Braves score 4 here.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL this Giants lineup..whiffle bats galore!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, a quick 1-2-3 9th from Kimbrel

A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!

by orange and black on Aug 18, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Knock on wood, perhaps?

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 18, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 18, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This cannot be over-emphasized

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is crazy that more than one run feels like an insurmountable lead.

by tomocean on Aug 18, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Not right-handed enough

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand needs ABs to stay hot.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefty's can't hit lefty's!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also think their hands are primitive weapons. They aren't very bright.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet SF was the city defeated by apes

Not fair.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is sad

Orlando Cabrera has not have a day off since be acquired by the Giants.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He hasn’t stopped being veterany.

by ubercheez on Aug 18, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s been getting better too so it’s obviously the smart call

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just put us out of our misery Dan

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree…enough of this false hope.

by tomocean on Aug 18, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here

Are you telling me a lineup featuring Tejada, Cabrera and Rowand would have trouble scoring?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Facing a cy young candidate!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kimbrel hasn’t given up a run in 27 innings. So makes you believe the Giants are due…uh not

A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!

by orange and black on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Geeeeez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop channeling Krukow!!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim could be excused

if he did a Keith Moon on the locker room. Including nailing furniture to the ceiling. If he doesn’t. give the man a medal. WTF this “offense”…!!!!!!! IT’S ONE EFFIN’ RUN!!!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dbacks are so getting rained out

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow is drunk

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is still not making any sense

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the Giants to end this game in order

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 18, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

On 3 pitches?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera, Panda, Huff. And if one of them reaches, Tejada!

_______

by ubercheez on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you never pinch hit for your number 2 hitter

by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 18, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he's sucking!

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by sharkzfan on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

plz, I don't ask for much.

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Giants games end quickly so you can get back to your life or do errands.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I been taking out the garbage.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you? They are still playing at Turner Field.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

but… I have no life :(

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain comes over to slap Timmy on the butt

Poor guys. I really feel terrible for them having this shittastical offense.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s how I would look too

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by DJ Tofu on Aug 18, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Not raining anymore here in Philly

Dunno how it looks at the ballpark though.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It’ll be an ugly, silent flight to Houston

by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol whenever you guys say that you guys feel worse

after I post a random MLP pic.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a box we can put you back into?

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys really need some love and care

and you’re treating my pics as if they are cancer or something.

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by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just annoying

that it seems like all you talk about and, honestly, there isn’t much interest in them outside of yourself.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are spamming this board with it.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I spam this board with non-MLP pics?

Would that make you guys happy?

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by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should stop complaining about everyone else complaining.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you just post normally?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I like the show, and am as much a fan as anyone, but you really can be a bit annoying.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever you say....

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. This is how McC works.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be blunt, you’re trying too hard to have a posting “gimmick”. There’s nothing wrong with posting pictures. People post pictures here all the time. But you seem to want to be the “MLP Guy” and the thing is, no one particularly wants an MLP Guy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lame

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might get you banned, and from my perspective, that would be a favorable outcome.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Post an MLP picture

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, of course Cabrera gets to hit for himself

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Who else will bat?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY NO BELT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Not PHing Belt here is insanity

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

What would he do?

Get a walk?? We’re trying to win here!

by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU CABRA!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork’s stubbornness comes through.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He's just plain stupid.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Bochy

CABRERA SUCKS. STOP PLAYING HIM, ESPECIALLY IN THE NINTH INNING OF A CLOSE GAME

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Uggla

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

where's Brooks Conrad when we need him?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We scored 7 runs last night

This offensive showing was already predetermined before Boch handed over the lineup card.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I had hope there for a second

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Uggla just made that catch. It isn’t meant to be tonight, I guess.

In the mountains/there you feel free/I read, much of the night/and go south in the winter. - T.S. Eliot

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by rhys on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUggla

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a Panda home run.

by belilaugh on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

doesn't matter

he would have been doubled up or stranded

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Our entire lineup's average was .220 today

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by sharkzfan on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Our entire lineup is far worse than average nearly every day

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should stop calling it a batting average, I say

Our Batting Below-Average today was .220

See? It works

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

that was our only chance

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ugly

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2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

game over

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

Sparklers in the stadium? Keep your cool Turner Field.

by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

"Here kid, hold this stick that's burning at 2000 degrees. What could go wrong?"

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff will save us.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I wish the Giants had Kimbrel

by monsterlxe on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff will Homer

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

no chance

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Got him right where we want ’em.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Brandon Belt

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HAhahaah this AB is absolutely awful

should be 3-0

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOW LOW LOW

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Kimbrel’s too good.

by belilaugh on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS TEAM

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

AND FUCK BRUCE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT BOCHY

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Tim

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so glad we had all those righties in there.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats Bruce Bochy

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

See, that?

That felt more like a Giants loss.

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta tip your cap.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

puthetic

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by son of ggf on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Minor was impressive

because the Giants offense fucking sucks

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

so...

lets go 2012 giants im done with 2011

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching staff excepted, naturally:

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was about the most predictable thing ever.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeyyyyyiiiittttttttt

Tim did NOT deserve to lose this game. He has to pitch a perfect game to get a win?!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No no no

He has to pitch a perfect game to get a no decision

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL He’ll pitch 12 Perfect innings and get the no decision because the Giants can’t score.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be the modern-day Harvey Haddix and pitch a perfect game into extra innings and lose

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

tim cain?

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIP YOUR CAP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

keithlaw keithlaw
Giants. RT @Jose_Consuervo: @keithlaw Minor struck out 9 in 6, and 12 in 6 last year. Upside or luck?

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by DFARowand on Aug 18, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It's funny cause it's true.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gets it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

grounds outs by Cabrera and Panda in the first inning would have scored arun

couldn’t even make outs correctly.

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not angry. I expected that.

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by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t complete Miggy AND Cabrera both got in the lineup. What a disaster.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see playing one of them, but both of them? Wasn’t the whole point of getting Cabrera because they thought Miggy was done? Has either one of them shown any ability to hit lately, especially the one who hasn’t been on the DL for the past two months

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy seems to think so.

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by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a lot of things he does that I could at least rationalize but this lineup I can’t honestly begin to understand.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Rectum Face’s suspension was lowered from 3 to 2 games.

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by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oy

Well, assuming the Phillies pull it out, 2.5 back ain’t so bad. We have the astros and then a nice long homestand, right? Could be worse. I like our odds.

by GiantPain on Aug 18, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

assuming the Giants can beat the Astros

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure the Giants can even split with the Astros

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad pitchers, good pitchers

makes no difference

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates had lost 10 in a row coming into the series at AT&T

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have been lucky to score 2 lately

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most games if you told me the Giants would score 2 runs I’d take it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure if we scored 3 runs every game, we’d be 15 above .500.

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by speckops on Aug 18, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, that’s a little bit hyperbolic. But we’d be just about .500 (assuming that 3 runs = tie), which is basically where we are.

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by speckops on Aug 18, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the Astros have to do is start a bunch of rookie pitchers…series over!

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are facing Jordan Lyles and Henry Sosa

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by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re doing a good job not scoring many runs!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will get worse when Wandy Rodriguez, Jordan Lyles and Henry Sosa shut them out.

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by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially Sosa.

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by speckops on Aug 18, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No we're playing the Astros in Houston first

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astros Giants is going to be an epic showdown.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave this a rec because Giant Pain is being optimistic and saying things that should make people feel good about the Gi—

Fuck, I think I just fell in the chasm.

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by waelwulf on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, even money, via PayPal, or a gentleman’s bet. I don’t have faith in this team anymore.

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by speckops on Aug 18, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we don’t win this series in Houston, I’m going to have some major problems. This offense is just putrid.

In the mountains/there you feel free/I read, much of the night/and go south in the winter. - T.S. Eliot

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Plodding along with a 4.94 ERA in Richmond. This Squirrel won't be flying anytime soon, sadly.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

But Sabean got Cabrera!!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont get it

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither

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by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

coughing up a table?

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh now

i see it

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like the guy's throwing the table

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by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't work upside down

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by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

now

it looks like he did a back flip off the table

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 18, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mediocrity all around: Last 6 starts

Lincecum: 3-3, 1.08 ERA, 43 K, 17 BB
Matt Cain: 2-4, 2.43 ERA, 29 K, 10 BB
Bumgarner: 3-2, 2.81 ERA, 43 K, 8 BB

by minesweeper on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

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by yoshifan on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So mediocre

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

learn to win, Giants pitchers

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the shittiest pitching I've ever seen.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our pitching sucks so much

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we only gotten better pitching

The offense wouldn’t need to carry it.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the hitters at least pay for dinner and drinks when they go out on the town

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 18, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The who?

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by Merope on Aug 18, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve lost 14 of our last 20, for those keeping score at home.

In the mountains/there you feel free/I read, much of the night/and go south in the winter. - T.S. Eliot

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Plodding along with a 4.94 ERA in Richmond. This Squirrel won't be flying anytime soon, sadly.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

An A for effort

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orange slices for everyone!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts gold star on Giants lineup card

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those who say it will get better because they face nothing but sub-.500 teams (save for AZ), we are 3-6 vs. sub-.500 teams the last 9.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

LOL GIANTS

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by speckops on Aug 18, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol. Easily?

trollin’, trollin’

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by speckops on Aug 18, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are pessimistic about the Giants when it’s going well, and optimistic when it’s going poorly. I see how your mind works.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we want this in the hands of Orlando Cabrera and Miguel Tejada and Chris Stewart.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 18, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like your optimism

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 18, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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