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Around SBN: NFL Safety Ryan Clark's Motivational Workout

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WIN DAMNIT!

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt Needs To Learn

Walks are useless. Swing for the fences, young Jedi.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

especially useless when he's got Tejada and Cabrera behind him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is zero reason to draw a walk in front of these fonts of failure.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

De Rosa lobbying for playing time?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Will we see this man?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

More Casilla?

I’m Gascan’s biggest defender, but really?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL our old ass, slow ass left infield

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabez

Saying the trade for Cabrera was academic

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well sometimes you get a F

that was once such time. Awful from the get go.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

at home
in his shorts

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford gets that.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

game over

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

‘Cabrera can’t reach it’

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

When Casilla runs out of gas, it happens quickly and spectacularly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This is because it’s the vapors that are explosive.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, yeah. He did. How does that have anything to do with me objecting to keeping him in for a third inning when he usually can’t go that long?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biggest flamer since Liberace

(pours out some glitter and rhinestones)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

(for the newer folks, that is NOT about sexuality)

(flamer, as in someone who flames out)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah well

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

If DeRosa could actually play baseball you could double switch.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

okay that's it

I can’t stomach another loss. I’ll catch the highlights.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah well. Now we don’t have Casilla’s bat anymore.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So it begins

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring Crawford Up

I’m so tired of people getting on base because Cabrera can’t play shutdown defense like Crawford.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Sandoval moves to third where he can't move so DeRosa

who probably can’t throw ploays first. This is unreal.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Where have you been?

Panda’s been great at third. I mean, he might be worse cause he’s hurt but…

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he meant Panda can’t move because of the sore foot.

by Tristram on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the potential 3-6-3 DP that gets destroyed because flappy tries to make a throw and his arm explodes.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

De Rosa is coming in to play 1st

Panda to third.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Giants

Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is like 300

You know they’re all gonna die but they keep holding ground

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hanging around hanging around

kid’s got alligator blood

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we going to look back at this game as the Giants’ Battle of Thermopylae?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate and Torres

have the abs for it!

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re both down already.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a gloomy analogy.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And....here is where Panda gets injured for the season...

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Foghorn for leaving him in that long.

It was really obvious he’d run out of gas before he allowed any runs in the ninth.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cholly

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"That's how baseball go,"

to quote the charming aphorism of another terrible manager.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's fault

He has more left if he doesn’t go two innings and 18 pitches in all-star game.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classless, vile

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only Tejada faced only batting practice pitchers

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies have runner on 2nd two outs

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

season.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

so true. combine the blown save last night with the blown 9th inning lead by Halladay.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dbacks win

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It is looking more and more like their year.

They pick up Overbay and he drives in all three. So he now has one more RBI for D’backs then Beltran does for Giants.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

God that chant

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunch of fucking mental midgets is what they are.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

J-Rol just struck out. DBacks win

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So Dbacks just won

We’re like 5 minutes away from losing right?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn Phillies

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn Giants!!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OF ASSIST!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

nice throw

game still over

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

what the hell they got the guy at 1st out haha

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FREEMAN

You’re ugly.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt’s better

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d LOL but they still have a runner on 3rd with 1 out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wrong base runner to get out

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game about to be over

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

We're still gonna lose

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

check

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the squeeze

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

iBB

nevermind

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt > Freeman

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Freeman!

Well done Belt.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Who needs Beltran?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

And the next guy

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMF.....

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Newsflash to Bochy: Chipper sucks now

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Larry Jones

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess if the Giants are 2 games back

by the start of September that’s not a bad position. So they have time to make up a game

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Different team

But the Giants were 3 out on September 1st last year (for the record, the Phillies were also 3 out).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

On August 16, 2010

The Giants were 4GB of the MaxiPads.
But were tied for the WC with the Phils

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t watch..

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift+A

Here comes Bork

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

So… did DeRosa break a bone on the play?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Arm fell off...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I get a strike on Gonzalez

I might pitch out

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

First pitch strike is huge here.

by NHL84 on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-6-3! please or 2-1 braves F?

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/waits for the DP ball

Only to be bobbled by our infield.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Braves

Heyward being used as a pinch runner

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The manager is an idiot.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that that last play illustrates Belt’s good game awareness and quick thinking, which is a gift that can’t be taught.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, in addition to humiliating UglyMug

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, shit. I mean

the night the lights went out in georgia.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGiceab-jqQ

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

superstar, but he didn’t get far

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kept dreamin’
That someday he’d be a star.
But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don’t always come true.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

And so glad i was wrong

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this is where you use Dan Runzler

A walkl? OK. A strike out? OK!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not his first taste -

he’s been in the majors before.

by Tristram on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that

But he’s been down for a long time.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he even there?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEs.

But pitched a full game 2 days ago.

by haemaker on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says this is his throw day.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez on a righty

0-2 count?

Ducks under desk

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

righties are hitting about .250 against him

not exactly lighting it up. He’s been unreal all season. In fact, he’s been unreal since he came over here. He’s gonna be even more impt with Romo down.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The squeeze should be out, at least.

by belilaugh on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT THIS IS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAVIER!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So... we're done too?

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against fuckin' Halladay.

HALLADAY.

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross is unimpressed.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works as an adjective better than an exclamation

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God dammit Stewart.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn it

Catch it before showing it to the ump

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Stewart though he caught it

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

CABRERA!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DP!!!!!!!!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING TWO!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

wowo

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

omg cabrera!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

IT HAPPENED!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL helmet toss

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hemad

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t you? You’re tied with the worst offense in the NL.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that offense is shorthanded and the #5 pitcher was on the mound until he got injured.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

It’s a game

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beauty.

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY GET OUT OF THAT?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

O-Cab does something awesome!

by NHL84 on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Tonight we dine at Fox Brothers!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We Will Die With Hodor!!!!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will die with Homer!

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will die with Hoover!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Coolidge dances

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Charleston

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charleston

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

cabrera just styled on A-gon

by ZacharyP on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CABRERA

CREDIT WHERE CREDIT’S DUE, THAT WAS A GREAT FUCKING PLAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TIPPING MY FUCKING CAP TO CABRERA RIGHT NOW

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the throw to first that made the play

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Mother of fuck, that made me nervous.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot believe that we haven't lost this game yet.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I take back all the terrible things I’ve said about Gramps over there at short!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly can't believe this haha WOW

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SO I WUZ STILL RITE ABOUT O-CAB?!?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Good game Heyward.

by NHL84 on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

And yes,

 I know he’s getting put in RF, Cantstandya in LF, and Prado to 3rd, but LOL at wasting him as a pinch runner there

by NHL84 on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, and he is now 8 batter away.

A merciful God would have the Giants win before that.

by haemaker on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

was the greatest play I have ever witnessed.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Subject Line

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was great because I did not expect that from Ocab at all.

Which also goes for Huff’s play now that I think about it.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACADEMIC

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Nice job, Slow-Cab

by slapsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the highest I think Cabrera has ever jumped

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok I really have to go to work now

Later guys.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Eddison Tollett Quotes

“I never win anything,” Dolorous Edd complained. “The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?”

“Was it a long fall?” Grenn wanted to know. “Did landing in the pool of water save his life?”

“No,” said Dolorous Edd. “He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see Cain PH and hit a dinger

But then, he’s pitching tomorrow.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant help but think this is just a brilliant ploy to burn out our bullpen

And provide more opportunities to get injured

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark DeRosa was an important player that half inning.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

that's probably the most he's contributed to the Giants in his career

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUYS ITS ALL GOOD

I just put on my Giants cap and smoked some heroin

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

OMG, this game

this DAY!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli Manning says he's in the same class as Tom Brady

DId he think they took Algebra together or something?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he studied algebra?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So apparently it's possible for a statuesque annoying fuckstick to make a good play once in a blue moon.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I know the way you meant it but statuesque is still funny here.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball

Not a whole lot of diffrerence betwen ball Freeman hit last night and ball Gonzales just hit.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well besides game winner and DP

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tbh

I had a feeling after all our guys got injured

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLStewart

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Holding onto a tie today feels like a win on another day.

by Tristram on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This lineup is so pathetic there’s really no reason for optimism.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait.

Can Stewart really bunt himself on?
He has those legs?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hes bunted a few times

and hes talked about the fact that he has bunted a fair bit as obviously he is not a power guy.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, DeRosa. How about a homerun.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Stewart

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

One AB after he got a hit off Venters

by NHL84 on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

one of the best Baggs tweets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they somehow win this game it’ll be so great.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last march of the GiEnts?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrist explosion

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Sherman

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewart is a good bunter, right? So just screwed up.

Ooooh, the long delayed DeRosa ab. Like sugar!

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The infamous mark of the rose refers to being thorny as shit

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa single!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DEROSA!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

flap flap flap base hit

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Biggest hit in Mark DeRosa's Giants career

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

#FREEFLAPPY

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Flappy!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRo!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This 300 analogy is really, really bleak.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it for the silliness heh

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about the barely suppressed homoeroticism?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flappy!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

D-EDD
“We will defend the wall to the last man!” said Cotter Pyke.

“Probably me.” Said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned voice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Edd.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn't hurt himself on the hit?

Then I guess he’ll hurt himself when he sneezes…

/pullsasammysosa

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was about to say

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So….If Nate needs to go to the DL do we see Peguero? He’s on the 40-man and is not Darren Ford.

by robertee on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

he has a .300 OBP in Richmond

He’d fit in great

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

All the best pitchers are in AA.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when they used to brush back Aurilia and then he’d hit a HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

And Kruk would spend the next 14 minutes talking about it?

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as 14 months.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldnt like Cody when he's angry

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

nice take cody rofl

by ZacharyP on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Sherman Tank

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Tyrion Lannister

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch this swing by Cody

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1

a buck says he swings at ball four.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally [Sherman from 'Peanuts']

Sorry; I can’t post pix.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Mayor!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! I'll take it.

I, too, would have burned Georgia from end to end.

Hell, the night’s still young— I might do it.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A HR here would be nice

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Eat some dicks, he’s Arodys Vizcaino.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn it Cody

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT FOR THE FUCKING SHIRE!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Just missed it

For the 300th time this year.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Popups are more deflating.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Frodo

I was just arguing with my friend on facebook saying you were good.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You were wrong.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was it....

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT FOR EDD
“place was overrun with rats when we moved in. the spearwives killed the nasty buggers. now the place is overrun with spearwives. there’s days i want the rats back.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Grant. You got dis!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

sob

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OK I’m done with Rally things tonight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a (surprisingly) laaawwwng game

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GIF time

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I typically SL these things

But I wont here

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

need the guy with the pillar of Dixie cups

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

But it looks like she’s saying “Let’s stay the whole game.”

by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 16, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, I think she actually is.

"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav

by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

George is gonna win it

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It's gonna come down to Runzler, I just know it

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

But he just pitched Saturday or something

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

pitched a full game 2 days ago, unlikely to play.

by haemaker on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate baseball

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I gotta go home now. Hopefully the game will still be going on when I get to my car. See ya!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Drive carefully.

I would hate for you to spill your drink.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I have that feeling...

We’ll only start winning a lot again if Wilson shaves…

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Science

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m saying to Brian

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian has a beard? Didn’t know he swung that way.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh baby you have NO idea /Ks4Troops2009

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love his beard... It's not that.

It’s just one of those things that’s always in the back of your mind that you always wanna blame…

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants never won anything while wilson had a beard

by kingofthacove on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, he swore he wouldn't shave until they were eliminated.

Which they weren’t last year.

So he’s honor-bound to rock the beard until… sometime next week, by my calculations.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he should shave it, then start growing it again for the 2011 pennant chase beard

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 hits through 11.

Yes its a makeshift lineup. I get that. But they went up against a guy up from AA and he threw about 60 pitches through 6

A team with any intelligence takes pitches early to see what the guy has, works the count a bit etc. But not these guys.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit, Lyle Overbay with all 3 RBIs off Halladay?

Giants should have blocked him on waivers

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what I’m sayin!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually don’t like 300 satire, but this one is really inspired.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly topical.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is really great haha

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is unrest in the forest...

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conrad to pinch hit

OUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks Conrad is on deck?!?!?!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 Lopez

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheesus. Sounds like Lopez was almost killed.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he is ugly?
@MLB: San Francisco: You should just close your eyes for this Freddie Freeman play. You’ve had enough … http://t.co/cTQLrfB

by wkatzen on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Tried to hurt Lopez!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked scary

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god

Here comes the walk off HR.

Retribution for the NLDS

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

he f’ed himself…we didn’t do anything to him…

by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey there Conrad

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This Conrad AB actually scares me

Too perfect a story

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I can feel it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee, do ya think this is for defense?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/LoMo rages on Twitter

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Boy, if I weren’t in New Orleans right now…”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/True Blood

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

blastoff???

Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 16, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

If Conrad hit one out, it's ok

Because TGWTWS

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 16, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

could have been worse

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Im just thankful it wasnt ahomer

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ha

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Revenge of the Brooks

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Good for you Brooks.

by belilaugh on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks was here

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played sir.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

______

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, the Phillies lost?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the game winning single

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that ball was foul. Way foul. By ten feet. Maybe as much as sixty.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Landed fair

and that’s all that counts

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point…. just get out of this game without anybody else getting killed/maimed/injured.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The longer it goes, the more likely of an injury.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep
keithlaw keithlaw
It’s racist and atavistic. RT @scotty2hotty605: you have any feelings one way or the other about the Braves’ Fans tomahawk chop chant?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

“scotty2hotty605”??? oh gods of kobol

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet Odin’s Raven!

by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol scotty2hotty

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t be the only one who had to look up “atavistic”

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I just did

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the name of a great metal album

Well, Atavism technically, but whatever

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 16, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

One way or the other, you have to be impressed with what they’ve done tonight

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sobs

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB really needs to step in and ban the chop.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

They’d never do that.

by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 16, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are they going to enforce that?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The damn Braves play the music. They aren’t allowed to play anymore. Easy to enforce since every game is on TV.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same way you get them to stop rebelling agains the Union: fear! Fear and blood!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked that one time.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for that French-Irish chick with the curtain dress.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez been in a while

Get RamRam ready maybe?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

if i see a game-winning single down the middle

i will die

"Yes, my cousin is, ummm, uhhh Eliezer Alfonzo?" - my response to Dodger Stadium security

by Choco Taco on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

f me f me f me

"Yes, my cousin is, ummm, uhhh Eliezer Alfonzo?" - my response to Dodger Stadium security

by Choco Taco on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya HAD to say it didncha

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk RHH Prado

pitch to LHH McCann

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lol season

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well.

The 300 died as well.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

If we can get out of this series without Cain and Lincecum getting killed

I’ll be happy

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

heh, that was the best they could do!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really did.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who knows. I am not sure how you judge.

They had 3 hits against a AA pitcher. Yes it is true that nobody cried and they actually completed all their at bats, but they lost the game and the season is teetering. They need to win tomorrow and then find a way to get hot. Carlos Beltran better be back next week, and not a single player can be injured the rest of the way.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had 3 hits against a AA pitcher.

And how do you rate the lineup? Not only was it not their first roster choice at… any position, but it seems to have been assembled over the course of a few hours.
Given the team that they were able to field, I think they did admirably, and they could have won it.

I’m really not sure what the rest of your comment has to do with tonight’s performance.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it has to do with despair

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck this night

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not the slightest bit bothered by ths game.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. Delgado no-hitting the Giants through 6 put me in a despondent state. I just didn’t give a fuck after that, even after the Ross home run.

by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shucks.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we just forfeit the rest of our games?

That way no one else would get hurt.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Disappointing

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

what happened

to good ole beat downs i miss 9-0 at least there was no hope

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

despite my cynicism I’m actually in this line.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Not what I’d normally say in a major-league game, but great effort, guys!

by Tristram on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

More disappointed and heart broken..

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in agreeance with this one. Keep in mind too last night’s debacle and they still fought in this game.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely on board with this.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a valiant effort.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

not in this loser line

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 16, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were Grant, I would have nothing to say about this game.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He could just say his carpal tunnel syndrome prevented him from typing up anything lengthy.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let Mayor of 311 write it tonight.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candy from a baby...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

IS THIS WHAT WE ARE--FODDER FOR THOSE FUCKS?!!!!!!!

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Telling myself i don’t care, i don’t care. Pft, whatever, I don’t care

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THat part that chaps my hide the most

is only scoring 1 run off the AA/AAA pitcher

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

have you seen our lineup, we’re no better than one.

by ramirezut on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s supposed to be a good prospect, though.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have had someone from every single position go on the DL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

If Rowand and Nate were to go on the DL, that would make Huff the only position player to stay on the 25-man all year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Whiteside I think.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 16, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

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11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the type of game you might win at home

But realistically probably aren’t winning on the road.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

The Braves aren’t that much better than a skeleton Giants crew

by slapsy on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not bothered by this game

I have come to grips with this season being just one giant clusterfuck. Maybe we can pull a rabbit out, but I doubt it. This season has not been fun post TGWTWS. Huh.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

one Giant clusterfuck emirate

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ye,men!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you-m-rite

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Together, we’re Giant DOOOOOOOMED!”

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, at least they tried

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we’re all going to go down to Pizza Pirate and have a nice night.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even then. The Giants are not good.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not with even the lame backups on the DL.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

michael bourn contributed more in this game than beltran has since he arrived total

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got here

Yay!!!

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Man it sure has been a long season

I guess it’s sort of understanding that people are talking about seasons over, no playoffs etc, but come on its august 16th

Let’s see where we are Sept. 1

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lets see where we are sept 15

then ill make a decision on the season

by ir1shgiant on Aug 16, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really not going to matter all that much if we get there with no lineup.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping by then, maybe second week of Sept

Injuries will have healed and productivity can’t get any worse

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which means, what? That we get Beltran back?

Torres? There really aren’t reinforcements.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injuries

are an acceptable excuse.

Who hasn’t been injured yet this year?

Timmy
Matty
Vogs
A couple bullpen arms
Huff
Whitey

Is that it?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff has had back problems; Whiteside had a bad inflamed elbow

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean DL’d

and yes the MadBum

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 16, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, the Braves beat our C squad.

I’m sure they’re very proud of themselves. They’re just lucky we aren’t healthy, because we’re the better team if so.

by diamondnerd on Aug 16, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Not equal, IMO

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross CF
Posey C
Beltran RF
Sandoval 3B
Belt 1B
Burrell LF
Sanchez 2B
Fontenot SS

I think that’s definitely better than the Braves’ line-up

by kingofthacove on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our pitching > them. I’ll take Freddy Posey Panda beltran over there 2-5

Matt Cain: Cliff Lee version 2.0 with better stuff
Will Clark is the man

by SFkellerGiants on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn’t disagree more

by ramirezut on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants were not better than the Braves C team or the Phillies last year.

This is what makes idiots drool: Just get in then take your chances. Getting in is where baseball happens. That was the Giants best accomplishment in 2010. The freaky postseason wins were a grace note.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does not really work that way

The roles were reversed last year in the playoffs. Giants beat the Braves last year in the NLDS and the Braves were without Prado, Chipper, Jurrjens, Medlen and Wagner. Just because the games were still close even with the Braves C squad doesn’t mean that the Braves were better when healthy.

by Dayton Moore on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i'm out of sriracha

whyyyy didn’t i get a new bottle

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Aren’t stores open at this hour?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see people dump half a bottle of that stuff into their pho. I like a little, but I don’t want to kill myself.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE HAZ TO GO BACK

To the postseason.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balls in Sabean's court

Either you stick with a bunch of banged up old guys who aren’t very damn good anyway or you make some moves. Rowand has a bad arm – good DL. DeRosa – gone. Call up Ford and lead him off. He can’t do any worse. Sanchea is now hurt – Surkamp. Now. Crawford for Cabrera. Now.

Hoping Nate is ok. But if not – call up who? Peguero? Brown all the way from A ball? Burris (No). Neal (oh sorry).

I don’t see how he can keep watching this and not realize that these vets aren’t going to get it done.

Some of these younger guys aren’t fully ready yet. But so damn what. These guys aren’t getting it done and it ain’t gonna change.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Call up Ford and lead him off. He can’t do any worse.

oh boy can he

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t really make sense to start Brown’s clock now.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call up Ford and lead him off.

Wait what the hold on back up the trolley.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford?

No thank you.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants

should invest in one of those hyperbolic chambers

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I would ABSOLUTELY EXPLODE WITH JOY if I ever received one of those.

by Your mother on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LITERALLY

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, Conrad

There’s your fanbase repairing moment. Thanks again for 2010, tho!

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Think about this

For the Braves, Games 3 and 4 of the NLDS were like this, but way more so.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sprained a tear duct

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Soooo that sucked

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that one didn’t bother me at all, actually. I’m over it.

I know we’ll catch the DBacks once we get out of ATL- there is still alot of season left. We just can’t be more than the 3.5 games back that we currently are if we want to do that.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you know this? Everyone is hurt.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll be fine. this sucks, yeah, but we should be thankful the DBacks are only 3.5 up on us.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blink and it’ll be 6½.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The D-backs can’t stay hot forever. They’re not thaaaat good

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not gonna say this because this is what people said about the 2010 Giants in the playoffs

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope keeps saying that… I’m not buying it.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure thats how it works….

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the Giants can have a healthy Beltran-Sandoval-Belt after this week then I think they’ll have a pretty good chance

by kingofthacove on Aug 16, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one hurt less than yesterday because yesterday they should have won. Or maybe I’m just becoming numb.

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our clean-up hitter is 1-8 in this series so far. He’s been perfectly healthy all year.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 16, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it safe to say his bat is cooling off?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 16, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a great one

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how the Giants would do against another teams's BP Pitcher?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 16, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point last season

the Giants were 4 games behind the Padres…a semblance of hope, i guess.

"I want to beat the cluck out of chicken" - The Minister of Meat

by Choco Taco on Aug 16, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, please!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mint chocolate chip!

by urea on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

me me!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want chocolate!

To bury my pain lol

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could go for some rum-raisin

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cookies n cream

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yes!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best thing ever created, imo

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like a Choco Taco.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm

"I want to beat the cluck out of chicken" - The Minister of Meat

by Choco Taco on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You buying?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I got myself in over my head by underestimating the crowd’s response.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affogato, per favore, replacing the espresso with bourbon.

by Your mother on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll order an It’s It.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moose tracks...

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

dulce de leche

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, man. This is a tease.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have mentioned it was BYOIC.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did nobody tell me about this

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

iawtc

The Beltran trade, if we don’t make the playoffs and Wheeler becomes a good pitcher will be terrible.

If Wheeler doesn’t pan out, then it is just disappointing.

If we do make the playoffs, no matter what, it was worth it.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 16, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was pretty much inevitable then, it just took awhile for it to happen.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere, that heavyset Yankees fan from the gif is smiling.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m laughing just thinking about it.

Of course, that could be the baseball-induced psychosis.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the guy on the left who doesn’t know what to do.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the poll?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was

“Whose return from injury is most crucial for the giants playoff run”

And three percent said tejada

by ir1shgiant on Aug 16, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to find some positives...

1. DeRosa got a hit and didn’t flap
2. Mota was Mota
3. Casilla looked good.
4. Belt gets to play.
5. We battled until the end when we could have folded easily.
6. Astros/Padres/Astros/Cubs coming up before D-bags series. Hope we can tread water.

That’s all I got.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 16, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

via baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Tests negative on Schierholtz and Keppinger. One or both still could go on DL, though. “We got blindsided,” Bochy said. “We need help.”
1 minute ago

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

"We need help"

That’s your cue Sabes!

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

madbum for ichiro!

by chenster on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets scrape up some more gritty vets to fill these holes.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Susan! Give Rowand a hefty contract extension!”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy christ i will set your house on fire

don’t even joke like that man it’s not cool

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sense your anger! it makes you powerful.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Brian Michael Bendis version of Star Wars?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least that’s a plus. Sort of

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Jonathan Sanchez is on crutches. Lateral ankle sprain. No pitching plan yet but Bochy says he’ll be out awhile.

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m back to hating everything.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh huh.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

what. i thought it was going to be like maybe a miss-one-start thing at most. what. dammit.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

PGT up now

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/16/2367617/post-game-thread-the-giants-have-had-better-days#comments

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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