Gamethread With a Vengeance
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WIN DAMNIT!
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
especially useless when he's got Tejada and Cabrera behind him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
And Stewart and the Pitcher's Spot
Basically, spots 6 through 9 are useless.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
There is zero reason to draw a walk in front of these fonts of failure.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
More Casilla?
I’m Gascan’s biggest defender, but really?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL our old ass, slow ass left infield
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
What was the quote that this originates from?
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabez
Saying the trade for Cabrera was academic
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well sometimes you get a F
that was once such time. Awful from the get go.
Keith Law is coverin the giants tonight it seems
keithlaw keithlaw
TejaDP
game over
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
‘Cabrera can’t reach it’
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
When Casilla runs out of gas, it happens quickly and spectacularly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
This is because it’s the vapors that are explosive.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Biggest flamer since Liberace
(pours out some glitter and rhinestones)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
(for the newer folks, that is NOT about sexuality)
(flamer, as in someone who flames out)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah well
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame
If DeRosa could actually play baseball you could double switch.
okay that's it
I can’t stomach another loss. I’ll catch the highlights.
So it begins
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Bring Crawford Up
I’m so tired of people getting on base because Cabrera can’t play shutdown defense like Crawford.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Agree but he wouldn't have made that play either.
Still Cabrera is useless.
Oh Sandoval moves to third where he can't move so DeRosa
who probably can’t throw ploays first. This is unreal.
Where have you been?
Panda’s been great at third. I mean, he might be worse cause he’s hurt but…
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
De Rosa is coming in to play 1st
Panda to third.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee
lol Giants
Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
This game is like 300
You know they’re all gonna die but they keep holding ground
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hanging around hanging around
kid’s got alligator blood
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Are we going to look back at this game as the Giants’ Battle of Thermopylae?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate and Torres
have the abs for it!
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
that depends sparta won the next battle with 50,000 spartans and 60,000 greeks
so when are our reinforcements coming
And....here is where Panda gets injured for the season...
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Rather double switch out Cabrera
Put Font at 3rd, DeRosa at 2nd.
Late, but really Halladay? What the actual fuck?
I hate this season.
I blame Foghorn for leaving him in that long.
It was really obvious he’d run out of gas before he allowed any runs in the ninth.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Cholly
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
"That's how baseball go,"
to quote the charming aphorism of another terrible manager.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's fault
He has more left if he doesn’t go two innings and 18 pitches in all-star game.
if only Tejada faced only batting practice pitchers
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Phillies have runner on 2nd two outs
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
And fuck the Phillies
Chuck Manuel in paeticular
season.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Dbacks win
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
It is looking more and more like their year.
They pick up Overbay and he drives in all three. So he now has one more RBI for D’backs then Beltran does for Giants.
God that chant
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Bunch of fucking mental midgets is what they are.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So Dbacks just won
We’re like 5 minutes away from losing right?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Goddamn Phillies
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Goddamn Giants!!!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
OF ASSIST!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
nice throw
game still over
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
what the hell they got the guy at 1st out haha
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FREEMAN
You’re ugly.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
I’d LOL but they still have a runner on 3rd with 1 out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Game about to be over
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
We're still gonna lose
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
check
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes the squeeze
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
iBB
nevermind
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt > Freeman
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Freeman!
Well done Belt.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
And the next guy
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
Newsflash to Bochy: Chipper sucks now
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Larry Jones
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
OK
DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I guess if the Giants are 2 games back
by the start of September that’s not a bad position. So they have time to make up a game
Different team
But the Giants were 3 out on September 1st last year (for the record, the Phillies were also 3 out).
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I can’t watch..
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
If I get a strike on Gonzalez
I might pitch out
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
4-6-3! please or 2-1 braves F?
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
/waits for the DP ball
Only to be bobbled by our infield.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOL Braves
Heyward being used as a pinch runner
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I like that that last play illustrates Belt’s good game awareness and quick thinking, which is a gift that can’t be taught.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
I mean, in addition to humiliating UglyMug
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
when the lights went out in georgia
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, shit. I mean
the night the lights went out in georgia.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet Georgia Brown
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Rainy Night In Georgia!
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGiceab-jqQ
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Seems like it's rainin' all over the world!
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
superstar, but he didn’t get far
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Like this is where you use Dan Runzler
A walkl? OK. A strike out? OK!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
You don't ask a guy whose been in AAA
to get his first taste in this situation.
Not his first taste -
he’s been in the majors before.
I know that
But he’s been down for a long time.
Is he even there?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
FINISH HIM!!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Lopez on a righty
0-2 count?
Ducks under desk
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
righties are hitting about .250 against him
not exactly lighting it up. He’s been unreal all season. In fact, he’s been unreal since he came over here. He’s gonna be even more impt with Romo down.
Why the hell aren't they squeezing...
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
FINISH HIM!!!!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
BUT THIS IS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
JAVIER!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
So... we're done too?
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
Works as an adjective better than an exclamation
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh God dammit Stewart.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Goddamn it
Catch it before showing it to the ump
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
FINISH HIM
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
DP!!!!!!!!!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
MOTHERFUCKING TWO!
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
wowo
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
omg cabrera!!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL!
IT HAPPENED!
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL helmet toss
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Wouldn’t you? You’re tied with the worst offense in the NL.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Not really
It’s a game
WAR Chris Lytle!
by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YES
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
TWO!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
We Will Die With Hodor!!!!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
We will die with Homer!
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
We will die with Hoover!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
/Coolidge dances
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Charleston

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CABRERA
CREDIT WHERE CREDIT’S DUE, THAT WAS A GREAT FUCKING PLAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
TIPPING MY FUCKING CAP TO CABRERA RIGHT NOW
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It was the throw to first that made the play
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot believe that we haven't lost this game yet.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
I take back all the terrible things I’ve said about Gramps over there at short!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
I honestly can't believe this haha WOW
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
SO I WUZ STILL RITE ABOUT O-CAB?!?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
And yes,
I know he’s getting put in RF, Cantstandya in LF, and Prado to 3rd, but LOL at wasting him as a pinch runner there
Yea, and he is now 8 batter away.
A merciful God would have the Giants win before that.
That
was the greatest play I have ever witnessed.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
I thought it was great because I did not expect that from Ocab at all.
Which also goes for Huff’s play now that I think about it.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
ACADEMIC
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That's the highest I think Cabrera has ever jumped
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Ok I really have to go to work now
Later guys.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Rally Eddison Tollett Quotes
“I never win anything,” Dolorous Edd complained. “The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?”
“Was it a long fall?” Grenn wanted to know. “Did landing in the pool of water save his life?”
“No,” said Dolorous Edd. “He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
...

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
I want to see Cain PH and hit a dinger
But then, he’s pitching tomorrow.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I cant help but think this is just a brilliant ploy to burn out our bullpen
And provide more opportunities to get injured
The first six innings are overrated.
that's probably the most he's contributed to the Giants in his career
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
GUYS ITS ALL GOOD
I just put on my Giants cap and smoked some heroin
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG, this game
this DAY!!!
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee
Eli Manning says he's in the same class as Tom Brady
DId he think they took Algebra together or something?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
lol
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Because he studied algebra?
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So apparently it's possible for a statuesque annoying fuckstick to make a good play once in a blue moon.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
Baseball
Not a whole lot of diffrerence betwen ball Freeman hit last night and ball Gonzales just hit.
I think Freeman hit it a little harder
but seriously, so true. Game of inches
Tbh
I had a feeling after all our guys got injured
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLStewart
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Wait.
Can Stewart really bunt himself on?
He has those legs?
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Hes a very good bunter
It wasn’t a bad idea.
Hes bunted a few times
and hes talked about the fact that he has bunted a fair bit as obviously he is not a power guy.
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Huff’s splat catch. Cabrera’s Swan Lake double play. More injuries than the final act of Hamlet. This game is becoming an all-time classic.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
one of the best Baggs tweets
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Last march of the GiEnts?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Rally Sherman

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Stewart is a good bunter, right? So just screwed up.
Ooooh, the long delayed DeRosa ab. Like sugar!
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
DeRosa!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
what does "mark of rose" mean? He's delicate? Fragrant? What?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
The infamous mark of the rose refers to being thorny as shit
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
DEROSA!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Biggest hit in Mark DeRosa's Giants career
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
#FREEFLAPPY
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Flappy!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
DeRo!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
This 300 analogy is really, really bleak.
by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The movie was painfully silly.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked it for the silliness heh
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
How about the barely suppressed homoeroticism?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Flappy!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
D-EDD
“We will defend the wall to the last man!” said Cotter Pyke.
“Probably me.” Said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned voice.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I love Edd.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
He didn't hurt himself on the hit?
Then I guess he’ll hurt himself when he sneezes…
/pullsasammysosa
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
I was about to say
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
he has a .300 OBP in Richmond
He’d fit in great
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
To be fair
All the best pitchers are in AA.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
remember when they used to brush back Aurilia and then he’d hit a HR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
You wouldnt like Cody when he's angry
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Rally Tyrion Lannister

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
Just hop on base
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Watch this swing by Cody
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Rally [Sherman from 'Peanuts']
Sorry; I can’t post pix.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Rally Mayor!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Thanks! I'll take it.
I, too, would have burned Georgia from end to end.
Hell, the night’s still young— I might do it.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
A HR here would be nice
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Eat some dicks, he’s Arodys Vizcaino.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Goddamn it Cody
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
DO IT FOR THE FUCKING SHIRE!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Come on, Frodo
I was just arguing with my friend on facebook saying you were good.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee
That was it....
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
DO IT FOR EDD
“place was overrun with rats when we moved in. the spearwives killed the nasty buggers. now the place is overrun with spearwives. there’s days i want the rats back.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
This is a (surprisingly) laaawwwng game
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
GIF time

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I typically SL these things
But I wont here
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
But it looks like she’s saying “Let’s stay the whole game.”
by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 16, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap, I think she actually is.
"Be polite to everyone you meet, but be prepared to kill anyone"-tc16cav
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It's gonna come down to Runzler, I just know it
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Yeah
But he just pitched Saturday or something
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
I gotta go home now. Hopefully the game will still be going on when I get to my car. See ya!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
Drive carefully.
I would hate for you to spill your drink.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do I have that feeling...
We’ll only start winning a lot again if Wilson shaves…
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
Science
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
it always comes back to his beard
give it a rest
I love his beard... It's not that.
It’s just one of those things that’s always in the back of your mind that you always wanna blame…
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
giants never won anything while wilson had a beard
by kingofthacove on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, he swore he wouldn't shave until they were eliminated.
Which they weren’t last year.
So he’s honor-bound to rock the beard until… sometime next week, by my calculations.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he should shave it, then start growing it again for the 2011 pennant chase beard
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
4 hits through 11.
Yes its a makeshift lineup. I get that. But they went up against a guy up from AA and he threw about 60 pitches through 6
A team with any intelligence takes pitches early to see what the guy has, works the count a bit etc. But not these guys.
holy shit, Lyle Overbay with all 3 RBIs off Halladay?
Giants should have blocked him on waivers
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
that’s what I’m sayin!!
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HAPPY FUCKING TREES

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
awesome
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This is really great haha
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Conrad to pinch hit
OUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED
The first six innings are overrated.
Brooks Conrad is on deck?!?!?!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I just booked two weeks at the end of October far from here. Because here: nothing of interest.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
I <3 Lopez
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Because he is ugly?
@MLB: San Francisco: You should just close your eyes for this Freddie Freeman play. You’ve had enough … http://t.co/cTQLrfB
Tried to hurt Lopez!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
That looked scary
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god
Here comes the walk off HR.
Retribution for the NLDS
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
he f’ed himself…we didn’t do anything to him…
by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd make that trade.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey there Conrad
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
This Conrad AB actually scares me
Too perfect a story
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Gee, do ya think this is for defense?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
blastoff???
Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
If Conrad hit one out, it's ok
Because TGWTWS
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
FINISH HIM!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Whew
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
could have been worse
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Im just thankful it wasnt ahomer
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Revenge of the Brooks
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Brooks was here
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Wait, the Phillies lost?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes the game winning single
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Landed fair
and that’s all that counts
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The longer it goes, the more likely of an injury.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
twss
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
keithlaw keithlaw
It’s racist and atavistic. RT @scotty2hotty605: you have any feelings one way or the other about the Braves’ Fans tomahawk chop chant?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Atlanta, the city too busy to, um, atavise.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lol scotty2hotty
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t be the only one who had to look up “atavistic”
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL I just did
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
One way or the other, you have to be impressed with what they’ve done tonight
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB really needs to step in and ban the chop.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
How are they going to enforce that?
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez been in a while
Get RamRam ready maybe?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
if i see a game-winning single down the middle
i will die
"Yes, my cousin is, ummm, uhhh Eliezer Alfonzo?" - my response to Dodger Stadium security
f me f me f me
"Yes, my cousin is, ummm, uhhh Eliezer Alfonzo?" - my response to Dodger Stadium security
Luckily, you were slated to die sometime in the next century or so anyway.
Call it a raincheck.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
walk RHH Prado
pitch to LHH McCann
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
lol season
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yep
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Oh well.
The 300 died as well.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
If we can get out of this series without Cain and Lincecum getting killed
I’ll be happy
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Who knows. I am not sure how you judge.
They had 3 hits against a AA pitcher. Yes it is true that nobody cried and they actually completed all their at bats, but they lost the game and the season is teetering. They need to win tomorrow and then find a way to get hot. Carlos Beltran better be back next week, and not a single player can be injured the rest of the way.
They had 3 hits against a AA pitcher.
And how do you rate the lineup? Not only was it not their first roster choice at… any position, but it seems to have been assembled over the course of a few hours.
Given the team that they were able to field, I think they did admirably, and they could have won it.
I’m really not sure what the rest of your comment has to do with tonight’s performance.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
fuck this night
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
I'm not the slightest bit bothered by ths game.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
Yeah. Delgado no-hitting the Giants through 6 put me in a despondent state. I just didn’t give a fuck after that, even after the Ross home run.
by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Can we just forfeit the rest of our games?
That way no one else would get hurt.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Disappointing
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
what happened
to good ole beat downs i miss 9-0 at least there was no hope
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
I ain't even mad
Kind of proud of the guys because they fought hard tonight despite everyone injured.
by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
More disappointed and heart broken..
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m in agreeance with this one. Keep in mind too last night’s debacle and they still fought in this game.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Completely on board with this.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Only 3.5 games out of the division lead. Right where they want to be!
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
IS THIS WHAT WE ARE--FODDER FOR THOSE FUCKS?!!!!!!!
pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
Telling myself i don’t care, i don’t care. Pft, whatever, I don’t care
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
THat part that chaps my hide the most
is only scoring 1 run off the AA/AAA pitcher
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants have had someone from every single position go on the DL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
If Rowand and Nate were to go on the DL, that would make Huff the only position player to stay on the 25-man all year.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
And Whiteside I think.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 16, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
hoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppity
hoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppity
hoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppityhoppity
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the type of game you might win at home
But realistically probably aren’t winning on the road.
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
I am not bothered by this game
I have come to grips with this season being just one giant clusterfuck. Maybe we can pull a rabbit out, but I doubt it. This season has not been fun post TGWTWS. Huh.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
you-m-rite
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
“Together, we’re Giant DOOOOOOOMED!”
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, at least they tried
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Now we’re all going to go down to Pizza Pirate and have a nice night.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even then. The Giants are not good.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
interesting
michael bourn contributed more in this game than beltran has since he arrived total
by projectmayhem713 on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
I just got here
Yay!!!
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 16, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Man it sure has been a long season
I guess it’s sort of understanding that people are talking about seasons over, no playoffs etc, but come on its august 16th
Let’s see where we are Sept. 1
lets see where we are sept 15
then ill make a decision on the season
It’s really not going to matter all that much if we get there with no lineup.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I'm hoping by then, maybe second week of Sept
Injuries will have healed and productivity can’t get any worse
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Which means, what? That we get Beltran back?
Torres? There really aren’t reinforcements.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Pablo, Keppinger, Wilson, Romo
All suffering from ailments
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Injuries
are an acceptable excuse.
Who hasn’t been injured yet this year?
Timmy
Matty
Vogs
A couple bullpen arms
Huff
Whitey
Is that it?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 16, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
I mean DL’d
and yes the MadBum
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 16, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Great, the Braves beat our C squad.
I’m sure they’re very proud of themselves. They’re just lucky we aren’t healthy, because we’re the better team if so.
Healthy Giants are not better than the Braves. Equal maybe. Weak equal.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
Not equal, IMO
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ross CF
Posey C
Beltran RF
Sandoval 3B
Belt 1B
Burrell LF
Sanchez 2B
Fontenot SS
I think that’s definitely better than the Braves’ line-up
by kingofthacove on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Our pitching > them. I’ll take Freddy Posey Panda beltran over there 2-5
Matt Cain: Cliff Lee version 2.0 with better stuff
Will Clark is the man
by SFkellerGiants on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants were not better than the Braves C team or the Phillies last year.
This is what makes idiots drool: Just get in then take your chances. Getting in is where baseball happens. That was the Giants best accomplishment in 2010. The freaky postseason wins were a grace note.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
Does not really work that way
The roles were reversed last year in the playoffs. Giants beat the Braves last year in the NLDS and the Braves were without Prado, Chipper, Jurrjens, Medlen and Wagner. Just because the games were still close even with the Braves C squad doesn’t mean that the Braves were better when healthy.
by Dayton Moore on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I see people dump half a bottle of that stuff into their pho. I like a little, but I don’t want to kill myself.
by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
WE HAZ TO GO BACK
To the postseason.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Balls in Sabean's court
Either you stick with a bunch of banged up old guys who aren’t very damn good anyway or you make some moves. Rowand has a bad arm – good DL. DeRosa – gone. Call up Ford and lead him off. He can’t do any worse. Sanchea is now hurt – Surkamp. Now. Crawford for Cabrera. Now.
Hoping Nate is ok. But if not – call up who? Peguero? Brown all the way from A ball? Burris (No). Neal (oh sorry).
I don’t see how he can keep watching this and not realize that these vets aren’t going to get it done.
Some of these younger guys aren’t fully ready yet. But so damn what. These guys aren’t getting it done and it ain’t gonna change.
Call up Ford and lead him off. He can’t do any worse.
oh boy can he
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Call up Ford and lead him off.
Wait what the hold on back up the trolley.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Ford?
No thank you.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants
should invest in one of those hyperbolic chambers
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
I would ABSOLUTELY EXPLODE WITH JOY if I ever received one of those.
by Your mother on Aug 16, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok, Conrad
There’s your fanbase repairing moment. Thanks again for 2010, tho!
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Aug 16, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Think about this
For the Braves, Games 3 and 4 of the NLDS were like this, but way more so.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Soooo that sucked
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
that one didn’t bother me at all, actually. I’m over it.
I know we’ll catch the DBacks once we get out of ATL- there is still alot of season left. We just can’t be more than the 3.5 games back that we currently are if we want to do that.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
How do you know this? Everyone is hurt.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
we’ll be fine. this sucks, yeah, but we should be thankful the DBacks are only 3.5 up on us.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Blink and it’ll be 6½.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
The D-backs can’t stay hot forever. They’re not thaaaat good
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
if the Giants can have a healthy Beltran-Sandoval-Belt after this week then I think they’ll have a pretty good chance
by kingofthacove on Aug 16, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing I found positve is that sanchez looked better
he has an ankle sprain now but he did look good out there, so I guess surkamp now?
This one hurt less than yesterday because yesterday they should have won. Or maybe I’m just becoming numb.
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Our clean-up hitter is 1-8 in this series so far. He’s been perfectly healthy all year.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Is it safe to say his bat is cooling off?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Aug 16, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He had a great one
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I wonder how the Giants would do against another teams's BP Pitcher?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Aug 16, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point last season
the Giants were 4 games behind the Padres…a semblance of hope, i guess.
"I want to beat the cluck out of chicken" - The Minister of Meat
Yes, please!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
:)
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I want chocolate!
To bury my pain lol
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
I could go for some rum-raisin
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Cookies n cream
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell yes!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The best thing ever created, imo
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like a Choco Taco.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
You buying?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Why did nobody tell me about this

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
iawtc
The Beltran trade, if we don’t make the playoffs and Wheeler becomes a good pitcher will be terrible.
If Wheeler doesn’t pan out, then it is just disappointing.
If we do make the playoffs, no matter what, it was worth it.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 16, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
it was pretty much inevitable then, it just took awhile for it to happen.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’m laughing just thinking about it.
Of course, that could be the baseball-induced psychosis.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
What's the poll?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
It was
“Whose return from injury is most crucial for the giants playoff run”
And three percent said tejada
trolls
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying to find some positives...
1. DeRosa got a hit and didn’t flap
2. Mota was Mota
3. Casilla looked good.
4. Belt gets to play.
5. We battled until the end when we could have folded easily.
6. Astros/Padres/Astros/Cubs coming up before D-bags series. Hope we can tread water.
That’s all I got.
Anything else is always something better.
via baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Tests negative on Schierholtz and Keppinger. One or both still could go on DL, though. “We got blindsided,” Bochy said. “We need help.”
1 minute ago
"We need help"
That’s your cue Sabes!
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 16, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets scrape up some more gritty vets to fill these holes.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
From where though?
waiver wire aint gonna help much
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
holy christ i will set your house on fire
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Jonathan Sanchez is on crutches. Lateral ankle sprain. No pitching plan yet but Bochy says he’ll be out awhile.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
what. i thought it was going to be like maybe a miss-one-start thing at most. what. dammit.
by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
PGT up now
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

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