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So, who gets injured next?

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Panda.

Not enough grit.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda/Belt

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

JPONRY made it so yes..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to say. But the batboy should be clanking out there in a suit of armor.

by maysian on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll credit TL2 with the pick off...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I find this to be an incredibly odd nickname for Lopez, who to me has the demeanor of an accountant.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who named him that, I don’t see it. I like to call him Rico, because he looks exactly like Casper Van Diem in Starship Troopers

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there any hits in this thread?

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

See my above response

to ‘Is this the inury free thread?’

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The magic 8 ball says: “It seems unlikely”

by tomocean on Aug 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing more absurd than the injuries would be if they actually won this game. So I am thinking the Giants win this game.

by out machine on Aug 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

They don’t even have a hit yet.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should score a couple runs then.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants did score two runs yesterday without getting a hit…

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that week last year where we kept hurting opposing teams’ players, mainly the Red Sox. This is obviously a result of that.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us Brandon

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

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by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Sanchez has a left ankle sprain, officially.
4 minutes ago

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

until he gets to the MRI machine

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i LOL'd
jfdulac J. Freedom du Lac
by extrabaggs
@extrabaggs Next book: Band of MRIsfits

by ir1shgiant on Aug 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt should have dingered that.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Delgado is pitching a no hitter?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Next game show: Who Wants to Be An Injured SF Giants Player

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

4 pitches two outs

Those are the patient hitters.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Headline on tomorrow’s New York Post.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt be our savior

we need two home runs in this game baby giraffe.

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody get a hit...

All I ask of this game

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It’ll be Tejada

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eight-pitch inning. Yay.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

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by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

it might be more accurate to say

The Giants are hitting a no hitter?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANTS ARE BEING NO-HIT

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by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk is high.....
The sky is about the same colour as the Giants uniform.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Noticed that after they showed a nice blue sky with puffy white clouds

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo PERFECT GAME INTACT!!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he?
hmmmmm….
musta been when my radio was on the dl.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T EVEN SAY THAT

DON’T EVEN THINK IT

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FOOL

Now someone else will get injured

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some sort of flexor muscle

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 innings 57 pitches

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, I knew Atlanta was a house of horrors but this is just ridiculous

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

heh.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This needs to happen ASAP

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are going get no hit tonight

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody bunt. To hell with unwritten rules.

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by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Some guy will get hurt…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats to the rook, throwing a no-hitter in his first MLB start.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't even rage anymore when they don't hit

Seems like I’ve reached a Zen point of Giants consciousness

by tomocean on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Just say NO to the NO NO.

C’mon, gaiz, the Gigs have come back from worse.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Last year not everyone was broken

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed more hopeless, though, the pitching last August. And THEN. . . .

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are winning this game

we honestly have too much fucking grit

maximum overgrit to victory

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope he’s hurt.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grit gets injured, goes on DL

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Nate really broke his foot, who gets called up? Ford?

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Thomas Ne—oh, right.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Gary Brown...

But it would probably be Ford

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift+A

I’ve been in a meeting for the last hour.

Delgado is no-hitting them AND Dirty left with an injury?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And you are aware that DeRosa and Whiteside are the only “healthy” players on the bench tonight?

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do have he of the 1.000 OPS

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So will we see Surkamp now?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do you want him to get injured?

Well this is signature.

by Snack on Aug 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll put Alex Hinshaw back on the 40-man and call him up.

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by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let Runzler do it. I’m terrified of them fucking up Surkamp’s development next.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Audrey sounds kinda shaky out there.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriouslly

why can’t Mota be No. 5 starter

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Can only throw 50-60 pitches

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is that different from Zito or Sanchez?

by tomocean on Aug 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still throw 100 pitches, it’s just in 4-5 IP

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can’t be worse than what has passed for a number five starter up to now

by tomocean on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

He called Miggy Panda

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, what happened to Sanchez?

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by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He was on the Giants.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mother of God.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ankle

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

or lack thereof.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sprained his ankle.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

left ankle sprain

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got Giants'd

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

his sprain was ankled

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gruesomely twisted his ankle avoiding a bear trap.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT THAT RANGE!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

sandoval picks it up throws to himself. Kuip youse drunk.

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Just keep hitting it right at Miggy pls

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a lovely inning

LOL He called Mota Tejada

Drunk

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL jinx post

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HITTER OF NO

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kuip

Put him on the DL.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuips even flustered

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking hell kuip

1-2-3 inning for tejada. Kuip needs the dl

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GET A HIT YOU M*A*S*H UNIT REJECTS!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

don't blame Kuip

you’d be drunk, too, after all this.

by mameluke on Aug 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

They probably had a drinking game going…
somebody is unavailable for tonight?
CHUG A BEER!!!
Somebody goes on the dl?
CHUG 2!!!

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer?

This point I think shots are in order

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is basically my stance.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is would similar to the time

when the Giants lost to the Cubs and the Cubs bullpen threw a perfect game.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEBODY GET A HIT

One of the homerun variety would be nice.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Mickey Mouse?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The A T L” Really CSN?!?!

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by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn rookie pitchers and their sneaky ways…

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

Did Sanchez get injured? Just tuned in.

by Torukine on Aug 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he play for the Giants?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sprained ankle

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know how Zito sprained his right ankle the other day?

Sanchez sprained his left ankle.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should combine good ankles and give it to Posey.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miggy took a pitch!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk tipping cap already.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

With the kind of shit that’s been happening lately, brace yourself for some epic cap tippage.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad we got our MVP up there.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

is Delgado one of their top prospects?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Vizcaino, Minor, Delgado, Teheran

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by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

'The 21 year old rookie Randall Deldgado tied them up in knots'

The Giants came pre-tied

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

With Sanchez AND Zito down

Does that mean Runzler or Surkamp fill in the 5th slot?

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLMIGGY

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Great swing tejada!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lol tejada

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow miggy

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Miggy

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada's really gonna surprise you!!!

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe Kruk just said “nothing really stands out to you on the page” about Delgado because of his W-L record in the minors

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota will break up the no-hitter.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, MIggy,

Rowand could have done that!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota will break up the no-no

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He does have 2 homers after all

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make em look like Cy Young himself

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's sad is that

Giants don’t even have a real PH to bat for Mota

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Good if the Giants was looking for Pinch Walker

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong
MadBum
Cainer

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamer babe alert

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Uplifting fact of this moment

Delgado has faced the minimum thru 5.2

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewie did a Ross

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, I'm on a bus heading back to NY from Boston

What did I miss? Haha, just kidding. I know exactly what’s going on. Sigh.

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by Natto on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop it, Cody

Oh wait. That’s Chris Stewart.

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by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rub some dirt on it!

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Stew.

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by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewie taking lessons from Ross

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us Mota

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Mota

you think you can hit.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch

Mota gets a hit

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

at least he put it in play

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a mota joke?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or not

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

We're gonna get no-hit

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s going to happen isn’t it?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

*sigh*

I’m thinking that Scott Kazmir talk I heard last week might get more real now.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Read My Blarrrgh...er, um....Comic. That doesn't really come across so well when said sarcastically. The Lunatic Fringe

by BruteSentiment on Aug 16, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone please warm up the automatic cap tipper?

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s automatic. It’s already warm.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see the pic in this thread.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok that;s it

Pinch Hit Casilla!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus

We’re gonna lose in less than 2 hours…

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I’m going to be paranoid about doing laundry tomorrow.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow had damn well better be…….. a better day.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This awful commercial

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Randall Delgado has a no-hitter through 6.

It’s amazing to see a no-hitter in progress, don’t you think? No-hitters are special.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

No hitters are so rare.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is wonderful to see a NO-HITTER.

a NO-HITTER in progress, right now.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WOULD BE WATCHING NO HIT HISTORY

A NO HITTER CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT! WOW A NO HITTER

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A really no-hittery no-hitter.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I debated about tweeting that, and I’m trying to decide whether I can be an asshole online and still continue to claim the high ground.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tweeting what? You mean the NO-HITTER?

I think you should mention the NO-HITTER, unless you feel talking about the NO-HITTER is somehow gauche.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there’s the dilemma: I don’t care whether it pisses off the Braves fans who follow me on Twitter, but I probably will care tomorrow.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your gentlemanliness didn’t help when Sherman marched to the sea!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that would be funny right about now…

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know what else is funny? A NO HITTER!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who has the record for the fastest no-hitter pitched? Delgado has a good chance of breaking it.

by imovermyhead on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

***

asterisk’d

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like the Giants are tossing more bats into the crowd this year.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, gotta hit something with their bats

by bernardking on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bernard King! I remember him.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(
keithlaw keithlaw
NL starters are volunteering to pitch on short rest just so they can get an extra start against the Giants’ lineup

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call me up 'skip!

I’ll pitch a no-no to the Giants lineup.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I hope we win the World Series

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a dickhead that guy is.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will pay for this law

you and your horrible predictions dickface.

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have the 2nd worst offense in baseball

Not sure what’s dickish about telling the truth

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Telling it in a dickheaded way.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not that funny when you’re talking about a team decimated by injuries

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were 61-44, and things were going great…

What happened in between Philly and Cincy?
It’s like the Giants have been cursed with some vodoo bugaloo

by bernardking on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The unholy stink of acquiring a Met?

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

Robert Stephenson just invited me to his signing party but I’m leaving for camping that day.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he considers you a friend.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

we’re cool

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll go instead!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could go camping for Graham instead.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that gigantic cow is terrifying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This one gas station in hometown had this gigantic chicken on top of the store.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did I first think of a large lady in the stands. :(

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet, he’s the best catcher in the NL right now.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ooh!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is definitely not the bull in Durham. Definitely not.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Read My Blarrrgh...er, um....Comic. That doesn't really come across so well when said sarcastically. The Lunatic Fringe

by BruteSentiment on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a chick-fil-a in the Bay Area?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento is the closest to the bay area

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fairfield is quite a bit closer.

by kaliber on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE GOT COSTANZA FUCKING OUT!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

And people think the coke bottle at AT&T is bad. That Cow is the worst advertising atrocity I’ve ever seen.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Read My Blarrrgh...er, um....Comic. That doesn't really come across so well when said sarcastically. The Lunatic Fringe

by BruteSentiment on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I can throw an 80 MPH fastball with not terrible control

I think I could go 7 innings with 0 runs allowed against the Giants

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Free chicken sandwich if you hit it.

by maysian on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s time for Bochy to get himself thrown out of a ballgame

by bernardking on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

but then what do we do if Wotus gets injured?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

K&K are Victorino fans...

WTF

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I am right now… anything to avoid falling further back.

I don’t even care if we get no-hit tonight, so long as we don’t lose ground

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seem pretty hacky tonight

Which would have really helped Dirty

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought I'd say this...

but thank you Victorino

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You still suck Rectum Face

but for now, thanks.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies beating the Braves thanks to a Rectum Face HR

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Braves are playing split-squad?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I mean D-bags

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So somebody is making a funny .gif of that Chick-fil-A cow, right?

Smell tha leathaa

by Agile Beast on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it and ad for beef or chicken?

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beef that ate chicken

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the creepy, giant cow with the Braves hat in the upper deckthat looks like something from a bad acid trip.

Smell tha leathaa

by Agile Beast on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but I’m going to eat veg after seeing it

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow what’s with Mota and the K’s recently

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think Surkamp is pitching well tonight.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

just gave up a HR

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: This picture of DJ Williams from the Yahoo! Miami story is cracking me up

Williams went to high school at De La Salle and his brother went to school at Cal.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

My brother graduated with him and was a member of the team too

I’m not a D.J. Williams fan anymore, though

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You keep your shoes off that nice couch, young man!

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

gggiants DT
 by MinorLeagueBlog
Breaking: Lou Seal pulls hamstring, Giants call up Nutzy the Squirrel from Richmond. #sfgiants

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GO NUTS!

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like we could take a hit at this point

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why dont u

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

n I get together

And fly to the moon and be together forever

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

I’m comfortably numb

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So about this no hitter guys...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that

only down by 1, lets get the W!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a very no-hittery no-hitter

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motaa

ugh.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Play

Walking the Majors’ steals leader in a 1 run game.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the chop

Seriously, fuck it

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time we go to Atlanta, I always think I don’t hate the Braves as much as I used to. Until the first time they do the chop.

by sprdelfin on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This this this this this

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU O-CAB

No one likes you and Mota doesn’t need your gamer advice.

Smell tha leathaa

by Agile Beast on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Together we're

reaching for the single-malt.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we getting no hit?

Wow.

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a rookie pitcher… you were expecting something different?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a rookie pitcher… you were expecting something different?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He throws in the direction of home plate.

No-hitter expected.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DBacks losing 2-1 right now to Halladay and the Phils

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

the fact that he wasn't sprinting meant I wasn't worried

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

then you probably yell at every fly ball when you go to games

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...I used to

when we had people like VLOLEZ out there.

by Torukine on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt looking decent in the outfield

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt is really smooth in the OF

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Ross. BUNT

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Standing applause for Mota

Job well done big man

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll rephrase- announcers are so annoying somtimes

When they homer up to even higher levels.

That recent comment of Bourn being a leader etc and “when he talks up in the clubhouse, people get reeeeal quiet” was particularly annoying.

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

Like someone said up there, they are usually great to listen to, just switched to radio broadcast though.

Homering not helping with the current state of the team ya know

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither would wallowing in negativity.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is it being a homer when they’re crediting the opposing player?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the blatant over credit that I was finding distasteful. The fake example to prove a point kinda homerish to me, imo.

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Well, I thought a “homer” in sports broadcasting is someone who obviously sides with the home team and never gives credit to the opponent. I guess I’m wrong?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was baseball homering

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting a ball over the fence?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not wrong, Walter…

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP WITH THE SEINFELD REFERENCES

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally You Know Nothing About Dressing Yourself Jon Snow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

/weeps

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy that cured cholera.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are SERIOUSLY well educated, TL2.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to dabble in a little bit of everything.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew
Go wash your hands!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another lesson learned from John Snow’s pioneering work!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

0_0

have you been absent from this blog for the past two months?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know nothing about Jon Snow, waffles.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

blood sausage and hard boiled eggs and black bread and mulled wine

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Satin! Where’s my breakfast!

Coming, Lord Commander! Would you like me to skin your sausage for you? I’m very skilled at it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehehehe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first google option is

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Jon_Snow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s better that way, waffles. Trust me.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

2,000,000 words of reading

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished the fifth book and don’t want to spoiler it for you, so I will have to remain cryptic.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how we start talking GoT

Giants do something good

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowen Marsh is mad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

RED STAR SALT SMOKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've read so many analyses of that scene at this point

that my head hurts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s talk about Jon Connington and how he brings the plague to Westeros

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALREADY THERE

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he accidentally kills [spoiler].

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you freak out about [spoiler’s] walk?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kind of looking to it with trepidation, because I wasn’t sure how it was going to be written, but I actually think GRRM did a good job of writing it such that it wasn’t, like, rejoicing in what was happening to her, but showing that it was pretty messed up. I don’t know if I would call it sympathetic, but it wasn’t like a “haha look at the stupid whore” thing, I don’t think.

And I was glad that it didn’t seem to sap any of her crazy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually speaking of the plague

Does Val freaking out at seeing Shireen and her grey scale mean anything?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I mean, greyscale and the grey plague are obviously related, right? Maybe it means something thematically but I’m not sure if it means that Shireen is a real threat.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t help but wonder if it has anything to do with the “stone dragon” thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto actually sorta funny
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
Delgado has no chance of a no-hitter tonight. Giants bench is too deep, and Wotus can bunt for hit if it goes to ninth

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

We Need A New Lineup

Willie Mays Hayes, Pedro Cerrano, Roger Dorn………..

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Left ankle sprain fielding a bunt.

by imovermyhead on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

at first I thought that was a Zito joke but he was backing up home plate or something.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately. The baseball gods have decided to collect today.

by imovermyhead on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Collection agent for loan sharking Lucifer showed up.

by maysian on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota is kind of a cool guy

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

games don’t end 1-0. someone always scores again.

we will win this. i just know it

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

A game has never ended 1-0 in the history of baseball!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Venters nearly choked on his drink while laughing at that comment.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like a hit first

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you got it, buddy!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A NO-HITTERY NO-HITTER

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Sandoval gets out we’re doomed.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Where is Delgado ranked (if he is) on the BA prospect list?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Just imagine it’s Derek Lowe, Cody.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

No hitter, incoming…

by minesweeper on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DELGADO. MOTA.

PITCHING DUEL OF THE CENTURY

Smell tha leathaa

by Agile Beast on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Looked like ball 4 there

by Josh L on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a strike

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally No hitter

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITTER BUSTED!!!!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LEADOFF HITTER!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING BOSS!!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY CODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Boss

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY FUCKING ROSS

I LOVE YOU

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, this is what happened in the Division Series, too.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NO CREDIT FOR YOU

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did...

NO THANKS TO TL2 AND HIS GENTLEMANLINESS

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually…I ended up tweeting it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROSS

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS IS BOSS

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BOSS!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

shades of NLDS game 4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Was a bomb

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!!!!!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS IS FUCKING BOSS

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, not a no hitter anymore!

by sprdelfin on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY ROSS HITS HRS THAT BREAK UP NO HITTERS

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HIS NAME IS CODY ROSS!

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/cody sprains ankle crossing home plate

by ir1shgiant on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Delgado must have been on a pitch count.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, what did I just say?

I’m confident

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS BREAKS UP NO-HITTERS LIKE A BOSS

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally You Know Nothing About Keeping Your Mouth Closed Jon Snow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross Christmas Card

Going to Phillies and Braves again this year.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the skip.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed the Ross skip-and-a-hop

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, why they taking him out?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Velocity has dropped waaaay off

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody hop!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Come Grant

back to back !

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Just over a year ago. Everyone here HATED the Cody hope. Now everyone loves it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I never lost hope.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

Take out the “e” in hope

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you say so...

I never lost hop.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It’s the big leagues, son.” — Fredi Gonzalez

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross is really good at breaking up no-hitters with home runs.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross picks up bat and throws it into stands….

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Quite the skip from Ross

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Really, one hit and he’s gone?

The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.

by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe he was on a pitch count?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was coming undone

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was worth like 3 hits.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gave up a run to the 2011 Giants. Obviously he sucks.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that NO HITTA SHIT! ROSS!

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Hop hop, come at me, bro.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

That home run actually has me laughing in disbelief

I take credit for that one guys. I just turned the TV on and BOOM

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Turn the TV off again.
Now!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit! Stay! Good boy!

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO

(for the good of the Giants!)

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

One hit and he’s out of the game? Really did get Belted.

by sprdelfin on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE ROSS

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s hope the Giants score another run because I don’t like the odds of another Giant getting injured in extra innings.

by imovermyhead on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Some1 GIF that

That’s the most pronounce bat flip/Cody hop we’ll probably ever see

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross


Dude breaks up no-hitters.

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Breaking up no-hitters is adorable.

The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.

by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice teeth.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 hit over 6+ innings

Gets taken out.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he gave up a hit (and a run!) to the Giants. he’s lucky if he doesn’t get DFA’d.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that ball was seriously crushed. At first I wasn’t sure if it would stay fair

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And by the time you decided if it would, Cody Ross had leaped halfway up the first base line.

by sprdelfin on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phils up 2-1

Would have been a back breaker to see the bags beat Halladay

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Most comeback wins of any team this year. Wait and see

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A HIT!!! WE HAVE A HIT!!!!!

AND WHAT A HIT IT WAS!!!!!!!! I JUST HAD A FUCKING NLCS FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you based Ross.

I know this is based off of one at bat but maybe Cody can go into postseason Cody right now?

by belilaugh on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Short Sample Size

Cody Ross leads the league in slugging percentage off Braves pitchers at 5:41 pm PST.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LoL Sharks player:
Logan Couture
I think that ball Cody Ross just hit landed in my backyard here in Canada. Talk about a moonshot #wowzers.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Logan Couture. I really do.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEETH SIGHTING!

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coooch

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how do the Giants score one more run?

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk, HBP, WP, Balk

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a long season. Give them a chance.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's so cute
Logancouture Logan Couture
I think that ball Cody Ross just hit landed in my backyard here in Canada. Talk about a moonshot #wowzers.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Adorable

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Panda

Keep the solo HR streak going!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s taking the braves and houston serieseses off

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT WE'RE GETTING ONE-HIT!

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Taking the Black Means Taking the Black With a Sweet White Collar Apparently

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy huff show em your good swing!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So, take out Mota now?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Not yet….definitely not to put Runzler in there.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING IN TIM WORRELL!

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING IN JEFF FASSERO!

The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.

by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HUFF

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Jon Snow was only good for one run, but that’s cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Infinitely more than before.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have no right to be tied right now.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad News Giants

This is like watching the pre-Kelly Bad News Bears.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just glad we didn't get no-hit

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Hey! It’s seventh-inning stretch time at Turner Field. Let’s have a rousing rendition of “Take Me Out to the MRI Chamber.”

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

One hit?

That’s all we got? One goddamn hit?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We make them count, though.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory Young Affeldt

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol looks like colin farrell

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like he could be a member of N’SYNC.

by imovermyhead on Aug 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

any updates on kepp and schierholz?

by aniln on Aug 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

no- that is just my stock answer to any Giants related health questions

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the MRI chamber is going by ticket number; they’ll be ready soon

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

It will be Uggla

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a double.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costanza will bunt for an inside the park homer

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not this Affeldt.....

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

For the bat flip/Cody hop?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t blame them for being upset. Remember how upset everyone was when he did that to Matt Cain?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

That was the only reason i knew who Cody Ross was when we got him lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh same

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s much worse when it’s the guy on the other team.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLffeldt

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I DEMAND GOOD AFFELDT

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We got a hit?!?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not just ANY hit

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got a run?!?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left ankle sprain fielding a bunt

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's broken

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sprained his ankle.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I were to guess

I would say he threw a pitch so wild that he actually beaned himself in the head.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

by capra on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

good guess- he threw a pitch and was so out of control he sprained his ankle

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the Giants

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad affeldt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL shutdown inning

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball 3 to McCann was strike 3 to Huff.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy doesnt have his curveball

Time to get someone warming up

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell

He’s broken too!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeets is broken as well

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Zito was right ankle… Sanchez was left ankle… did I mix them up?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't he talking about Zeets?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, what

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuckit…they’re all just broken.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy enjoys relieving

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my. my mind went somewhere.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your mind outa the gutter

so mine can float by. ;-)

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fleeting tie score is fleeting.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo Belt!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt :D

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

out

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The second the Braves score another run, the game's over

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby Giraffe

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Who needs Carlos Beltran?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I've figured it out.

The Giants avoided some kind of freak plane crash and they were supposed to all get injured… But they survived and Death is trying to injure them one by one…

FINAL DESTINATION… or TEMPORARY FINAL DESTINATION….

by Ryan Matthew Riddell on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Final Disabled List

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota is a beast

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is rapidly becoming my favorite Giant which says a lot for a player who used to look like this:

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having a subject line allows those who wish not to see an image to hide it by clicking on the SL. It’s good etiquette to include on on pictures.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he knows, was just asking for one.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the kind of thing that happens when one doesn’t read who posted what.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pictures of Dodgers on GDTs without SL happen when people get distracted because all the Giants are broken- My bad….

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Piazza.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me eyes!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL SL SL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow! hah

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fabulous

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green'd

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO

AND NO ONE GOT HURT!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DP!

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Two!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

nice DP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY COULDN’T HE DO THAT LAST NIGHT

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, Font

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course Belt has to face Venters

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not a machine, he's a man

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff’s hit off him last year in the playoffs was epic.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read this as:

Huff shit off him last year

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'awww

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Says: Why did you doubt me?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm guessing bible study.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. He’s a God squad type but doesn’t shove it in people’s faces.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoy his blog, even though I’m not really that kind of person anymore.
His commitment to social justice and human rights is inspiring.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Affeldt is good

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wild Kingdom Outfield

Water Buffalo, Smiling Hyena and Baby Giraffe.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Has there been any mention of the next 5th starter?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Runzler, Surkamp are only real options

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well…that we have now. Zambrano anyone? Other waiver wire claims?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d stop watching the Giants if they got Zambrano

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every walk for Runzler will become a double. He’s not an option.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t convert him to a starter for no reason. They knew that 5th starter was going to be an issue if Zito/Sanchez kept up their tomfoolery.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

His relief appearances were less than inspiring.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there’s been rampant speculation amonst us… but nothing official yet. I think they may have to unstack the bodies before they decide on anything.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh cool, Venters

We’ll probably get a lot of hits off of him.

by NHL84 on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Struggle Against AA Pitchers

But club the crud out of good relievers.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Jonny Venters. He’s nothing. Nothing!

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching Games Like Today Let's Me Know

What it might have felt like to be a Padres fan last year with their pitching and offense.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

their pitching doesn't consist of

Timmy, Matt, Madbum, Vogelstrong, and others.

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job Brandon

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch Belt foul a ball and break his foot now

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants are good at injuring themselves

by ZacharyP on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop fouling ... oh, Greg! got it already

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess that was a strike

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt's Yahoo Picture

Looks like a rather scary clown with the exaggerated lips.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The pitch sequence was: sinker sinker sinker sinker sinker sinker.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

You clearly dont understand what the concept of good AB means

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude just threw sinkers

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Like he's going to a yard sale?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I wonder if being the only non-backup catcher on the roster will be enough to actually get Derosa into the game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork will PH MadBum

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need DeRosa to fill in for next injury

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rowand!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just tuned in

How did the Giants get a hit?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BOSS

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

witchery

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replay of Game 5 of NLDS — Cody breaks up a no-hitter with a HR to left.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 4

Game 5 never happened

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Game 5 of the NLDS. Robb Nen got the save. I was really nervous in the bottom of the ninth.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Robb Nen is going to get you.”

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Felix pitching with the bases loaded and someone lined out to center. Oh my god.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross breaking up no-hitters

he does it well

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody go BOOM!!!!!!!!
or

Logan Couture
I think that ball Cody Ross just hit landed in my backyard here in Canada. Talk about a moonshot #wowzers.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Logan Couture is awesome.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, did I miss anything else?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

More people got hurt I think.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez almost died

Sprained his ankle

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtflol

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

J Sanchez is broken

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got very scared that Belt hurt himself

I guess that the only plus of all these injuries is that Bochy can’t bench Belt.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

is that a challenge?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could bring up Ford.

Oh look Rowand’s fine!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

.272 OBP GAMER

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

A HIT!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MIGGY!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MIGGY

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I was close, broke up the 1-hitter

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

2 hits!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants and a 2 out rally?

lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand?

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit a homerun, Stewart.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

My innernet is broke.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We do need a new thread

Or I need a new computer. Probably the latter.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god. Scott.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

AND Casilla

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was close

Called a homer, but will take a single.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Sending up an injured Rowand to pinch hit instead of DeRosa.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewie did hammer one already

300 feet

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Seriously, Rowand is like semi broken and they still won’t play DeRosa

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand has a boo-boo’d ummmm intercostal?

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just what we need.

This game is going to extras.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWIE!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD IT"S ROWAND

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

woah

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Oh, great, Rowand.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God, we're counting on Rowand.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It somehow always comes down to this…

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

Just getting it out now

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

stew!

Ok, Scott. If ever there was a time for you to get a hit …

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWIE!

O/U on pitches this AB to Rowand?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

4

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS ROWAND

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Injured aaron rowand

He’s about to get a hit

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

But Miggy speed at 2nd

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand vs. Johnny Venters

This should be hilarious

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Rowand was dead

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Fence

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I lol’d so hard at his Franchise comment about how he must be the only major league player to ever break their face twice

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand versus a sinker ball pitcher...

should be a good result

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Great..

The Giants are creating new and inventive ways for Rowand to fail

by slapsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Rowand was hurt too

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Since Aaron Rowand sucks, I have to believe that injured Aaron Rowand will be good.

by belilaugh on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injured Aaron Rowand is still Aaron Rowand.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSCOTT

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Go back to Chicago, you turd.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Scott.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just dumb.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s our Scott!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So they had injured Rowand hit instead of Derosa.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally worth optioning Brandon Belt for

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the logic here is Rowand will not be able to play the field, so he is strictly a pinch hitter today

DeRosa is the last utility position player in case somebody gets hurt. A very good chance of that happening today. Bruce needs to save him.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta save DeRosa incase the game goes extra innings and someone gets hit with an anvil.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play outs!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

worthless fuck

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think not striking out is a success

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE PILL

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So

We’ll PH an injured Rowand before a “healthy” DeRosa.

Yeah, totally worth the roster spot.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Expected

at least he didn’t K

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh geeeeeeez…..
If this game goes extras…. ?
Oy

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

They were saying Wilson is maybe not available tonight cuzza throwing 109 pitches yesterday and the whole ouchie in the back thingie.

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why we brought up Tejada

To pitch!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was possible to get 5 outs in an inning, Scott would have done it right there

by bandwagoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Tie

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now catching, Tim Lincecum

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing first base

Madison Bumgarner

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st 1000 times.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yeah

there are some other worse commercials that still are played

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did DeRosa's hand fall off?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s it…there’s nobody left… if this game goes extras, and someone gets injured there are no field type players left. None.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Casilla’s coming in anyway, why didn’t they have him pinch-“hit”?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid bork

Dude has a career 1.000 OBP

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Casilla’s coming in anyway, why didn’t they have him pinch-"hit"?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Casilla’s coming in anyway, why didn’t they have him pinch-“hit”?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Crawford

Burriss and Ford, guaranteed.

by NHL84 on Aug 16, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever the oldest person in Fresno is.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankie Pegs?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chipper is not Chipper this year.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He hasnt been Chipper in awhile

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s got a bad case of old

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s more of a Larry this year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can't lose now

We’ve got our best hitter out there, Santiago Casilla.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The Braves would be winning this game if they weren’t hacking.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna try my magic again.

There’s no way we lose on 2 straight walkoffs ;)

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Barry Bonds ever actually retire?

He’d probably be better than most of our hitters.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

We have hitters?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction
He’d probably been better than most of our hitters the chumps we send up to the plate

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty sad that a guy who is 47 and hasn’t played in 4 years would be better.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs asking tough questions
extrabaggsAndrew Baggarly

Yes, I too am wondering why use an injured Rowand when they still had a supposedly healthy DeRosa. A good postgame question for Bochy.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Lars approves.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he won’t.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy:

Well um, we figured that by sending up someone injured, their grittiness would shine through. And since rowand already has grit, his grit is erm, multiplied and good things would happen. Because you know, hes uh one of our guys.

by ir1shgiant on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa needs to be saved in case of extra innings because he's the last man standing.

I’m glad this results in more mocking of his unfortunate injuries. You’d think the man was a murderer the way people here talk about him.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just to watch him die.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to watch his tendons flap.

by maysian on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just the vehicle when we knock Bochy.

Remember, belt was optioned for de rosa…

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel really sorry for the guy who got 12 million dollars for nothing from out of all our pockets

/vomits

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

well hey now he didn’t take no money from me!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think everyone here would be happy if he were healthy and able to produce. By all accounts he’s a great guy. It’s just that he can’t help the team right now.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm…that strikeout pitch was DISGUSTING

by belilaugh on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jairoball!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid question:

How do you retweet something as part of a reply?
Do you have to do it manually? Like, copy and paste?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

some things let you “Retweet with Comment”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! I’ll poke around and figure it out.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, look at this girl who wants to be my friend!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn I am old and weird.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

A stupid question that I have been wondering too.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the web? Yes, unfortunately.

The apps let you quote.

Originally, the retweet is an automatic copy-and-paste to which you can add your own words, but then they changed it to the current lame crap.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I do not have apps. I just recently found out that my phone knows the internet. That was an expensive adventure.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sexyknickers.net.uk

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those are usually Russian.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Featuring Jessica Alb, Pinch Maniple, and Plausible Chasuble.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am inordinately proud of this comment.
Time to give myself a psychic hug.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And darn it, people like you!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels good!

Now back to the game.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pat on the back

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The official Twitter app is ok at this point in time, but I’d get something else like Twitteriffic or Tweetdeck.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

O brave new world, that has such features in it!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, the top of our order coming up

Best chance to score a run right? /gulp

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Exhibit A: Cody Ross

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

can’t stand ya had to take time then prolong the ownage.

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So do we get Kimbrel now

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla has become really good

Even without throwing 98

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I'm not writing a poem for Santiago Casilla

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/understands

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.67 era is 'serviceable'

as is a 1.000 OPS

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's not as good as his ERA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he as good as his OBP?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, but gascan!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santiago Casilla, leadoff hitter.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm guess I shouldn’t have updated firefox… nothin’ but troubles…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ Kimbrel’s K numbers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Kimbrel vs. Giants hitters

Like trying to slay a dragon with a toothpick.

by tomocean on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Just gotta find the right toothpick

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

RHAEGAR WAS THE LAST DRAGON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT IS KNOWN

Khaleesi

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

JESUS KIMBREL

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Kimbrel

36/41 so Brian Wilson sucks eh???

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy!!!!

I now haz a sad

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised Ross wasn’t brushed back.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

In a tie game?

With the Giants struggling to get baserunners?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not hit. Brushed back.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, it's risky

Not like he broke up the no-no with a bunt or something

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in the day. What Ross did (the bat flip AND the hop) would get you thrown at.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mole! :(

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

shift A

what the actual fuck is going on here? belts in right huff is in left. why is tejada? i dont. what.

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYONE IS BROKEN

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

God Roy Halladay is a beast

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Nobel Peace Prize has 3 naked men placing their hands on each others shoulders

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprised.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIBERALS

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

inorite

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

your mother and i...

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Average Velocity of an African Swallow is 24 MPH

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

laden or unladen?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well … I don’t know. AHHHHHHHHHH

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Ishikawa right now

But he’s broken too

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Crying Robb Stark

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK IT OFF, ROBB!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apropos, actually.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looked like

please my giant hamster

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a weird design. There seems to be so much going on directly behind home plate.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, hobbit. Fight.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Shush! You distracted him!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it for the shire!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Would be a great time for a Panda dinger.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Have to settle.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

that match-up shouldn’t have gone to 3-2

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson should do that more

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What give up hits to Panda?

he really can’t because they’re on the same team.

by waffles on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick, someone kidnap Uggla and put Conrad at 2nd!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

woo panda

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pabloooo

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Huff

Rally thong time!!! Please oh please

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not looking forward to this Huff AB.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY KING IN THE NORTH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THE KING OF WINTER!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda steals a base, Huff singles him in, QED.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Thong

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

redeem yourself aubrey

by ZacharyP on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff's OBP is back below .300

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

We meet again, Aubrey Huff

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

My Z key keeps not working….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They make medicine for that

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zitalin

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zaxasomething

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zarathustra

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happened to me, but then I refreshed the page and now it seems to be working? I don’t know what happened

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but it’s happened twice now…. that’s weird.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty awesome pickoff move

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He drinks Hinske’s imported beer?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Huffy the Magic Dragon

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Zero bat speed

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Fucking Huff

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yay team….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that was a great swing Huff

by ZacharyP on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that went about as well as Robb’s reign.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think Huff can hit that pitch

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SWINGING THE BAT WELL

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This commercial..

I think everyone is on the DL

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You just cursed Affeldt

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 out of 5 I think

Cain and Affeldt aren’t.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

… yet.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s clearly a fifth guy, but I can’t identify him.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are gonna get walked off again. Oh well.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Need To Leave

Will come back when it’s in the 13th inning.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bright side

We survive bottom of the 9th, we got past venters and kimbrel

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, but extra innings will be…

EXCITING!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a

Noah Lowry – LF
kinda game.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

I was expecting a loss anyways.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey

We have a 7 game HR streak right?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

LOL Huff

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Eric Heinske

we meet again

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb hillbilly douchebags

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classless

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for Hinske to hit a walk off HR

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

New drinking game:
Every time Kruk says “country hard ball”

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Another Game:

Every time Kruk says “tip your cap”.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add "Gamer!" to that and you have a recipe for death by alcohol poisoning.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“In the squat”
and / or
“getting lathered up”

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

why yes.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like this. Casilla never lasts 2 innings without getting into trouble

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I do love that show

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the DL

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

One wonders.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

phew...

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, that chalk jumped in sympathy to the grass

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked fair

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HINSKE

You annoying pinch hitter,you

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ooh, an inch foul

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

c

Scary.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

However

That bullpen has some holes (due to injury) atm

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

but i have almost undying faith in our pen….its special to watch

by ir1shgiant on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foul

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/snicker

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good. Walk Bourn.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes you can of gasoline

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla must be the most popular guy at a BBQ. He brings the kerosene wherever he goes.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Baby Giraffe

can get Miller to say, “Adios Pelota!”.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Not gonna get that far.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reserved

for Hispanics

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does not approve of your stupid chant Braves fans...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

he doesn't either

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great....

Thanks Casilla….

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Always love walking Bourn

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was stupid

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Walks as good as a double

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

did you just call bourn slow

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GasCan!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

uh… where is Lopez?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Jairo Giveth

And Jairo Taketh Back.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The Jairo Paradox

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a group of Giants fans went to Atlanta and were mocking the chop (doing it sideways). One Braves fan went up to them and said “That’s offensive” A Giants fan replied “And the chop isn’t?” That shut up the Braves fan.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

UZR PORN!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING HUFF!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HUFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!

HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF!!!!!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL LOL

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Aubrey

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff? Huff? HUFF!!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBREY

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fuck me!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Tips the cap!!!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/drinks

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUBREY HUFF MADE A PLAY?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe huff just made that catch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither can he.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now Huff will go on the DL

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

My thought too

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all saw that one coming.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Do they put a tape outline on the fence tomorrow?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff Huff Huff

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

the lady is watching sex and the city and im on an august giants ban. cant wait to see that replay

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

well, it wasn’t pretty, but the combination of the situation and the person made it amazing

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admire you for admitting that.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she likes watching a gaggle of old farts ambling about and pretending they’re still in their twenties then BOY HAVE WE GOT SOMETHING FOR HER.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know how you should work McCann

Bring in Javier Lopez

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

bork bork

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK BOCHY

Save Lopez? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

quick aside

Snakes rallying against Halladay in the top of the ninth. C’mon, Harry Leroy.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

by tomocean on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is stupid

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the ball was going to be over Huff’s head

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The game was over. Cannot believe it.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news

Bags had two on and no out vs Halladay in top 9th. Doc just K’d Young.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?

I’m doing a stupid lab for school…

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is over.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff just made a spectacular play in Left Field.

You have now entered… the twilight zone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Have to go after McCann here.

Bourn on 2nd with 2 outs means game over on any single

by NHL84 on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Bourns on 1b

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't do this to me Roy Hallladay

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff’s knee is more than likely jacked

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I am of the opinion that Lopez should be pitching

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!

boch played with fire with a gascan, and it worked!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

How the fuck they get out of it?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow wow wow Huff wow

by belilaugh on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch

But LOL that route

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe they didn’t score.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good extra innings

We plenty of pinch hitters available

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad news

Lyle Overbay just doubled and Bgs now winning 3-2

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That team is supremely annoying

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think they are a team of destiny this year

Things could not have gone more right for them this year, a few injuries nonwithstanding.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the real world

Just a lie you gotta rise above

—John Mayer

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Halladay and Lee have been on CG benders the entire year, regardless of the situation. Which makes the jackass Phillies pitching coach comments about 44 pitches total even more amusing.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t disagree. I think they should have relieved with Madson. Just sayin’ that that’s not the way they’ve treated Halladay and Lee.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it’s easy for me to make that judgment now…

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

After giving up two solid singles? I dunno.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING ROY HALLADAY PIECE OF SHIT

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they're beating the Phillies

It’s their year. TIP MY HEAD

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tip my waitress

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Overbay retire ten years ago?

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR LIKE BRIAN MCCANT MIRITE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Because we are going to extras: The Cody Hop

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"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

The combo of the bat chuck and the hop.... makes it look like a bad movie scene...

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY TYRION QUIPS

“If I could pray with my cock, I’d be much more religious.”

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

this is arizona’s year.

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So…. Huff to the d/l tomorrow?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, who ever thought that the Giants would need to rely on a great outfield play by Huff?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Arizona just took the lead on Philly

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

With all these injuries, though, I’m kind of at the point where if the Giants do somehow manage to make the playoffs, cool. If not? I can’t really feel too disappointed about that, idk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yup- totally agree

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, at this point, it’s like a death march. Points for surviving.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Points for not being bayonetted?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Points for not being randomly brained for funsies!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this. I’ve resigned myself to riding out the season, and meh. Maybe it’ll keep my rage quotients down.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think next year should be cool.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

^^This.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting to the point

Where I jsut want to end the season with Cain and Timmy and MadBum healthy

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not be opposed to forfeiting the remainder of the season in order to avoid more injuries.

This season is just a clusterfuck of injury.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have a fairly decent excuse for not making the playoffs.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOULD HAVE TRADED THE WHOLE FARM FOR JOSE REYES

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

c

So the Giants will be 3½ back tomorrow.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel a “Gamer” coming soon. Get the shot ready.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

Theyre really throwing Vizcaino at us. This isnt fair

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Awkward Fatherly Love

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

lol secret targs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

note: this is not a spoiler, it's a reference to a dumb theory

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Watch it turn out to be true.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I would be so mad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRRM is a troll

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bastard of a troll.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LITERALLY my least favorite theory

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Hodor did.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more Venters or Kimbrel, at least.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction: Belt homers in this at bat.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

0_0

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rare appearance by the Mayor

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were getting close to the “Whatever happened to…” list.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's funny! I'm touched.

Just sandbagging for the Comeback Of The Year McCC award.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Mayor…
I thought maybe the kid locked you up somewhere and threw away the key!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please dont post shit like this.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

jinxy. sorry

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just didn’t even look at who posted it. (I lurked for a while before I posted.)

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I’m not advocating preferential treatment for Ancient Ones …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saying, I’d probably not reacted like that had I noticed.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps we should, though

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the cutoff for ancient ones? Because I’m not sure where I stand on this issue.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

participated in threads <500 comments long?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t know what to do

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG MAYOR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

And stay shut up.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Mayor of 311

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’d been right, it would been Mayor of 411.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

boooo

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAYOR!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Baby Giraffe!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So that bug where it’s the same person on deck and in the hole happened again?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta homer Belt

Cab and Tejada are behind you

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Id take a BB

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So Cab and tejada can (not) hit Belt in?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking knew it!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, too, would take a Barry Bonds

Maybe even Bobby Bonilla

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Kuip!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

premature Kuipulation

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

dern

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Lyle Overbay

All three RBI’s for D-backs tongiht. Put another way – he’s got one more in this game than Beltran does since he came over

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/hangs self

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARBY EYES

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

good take

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BBelt

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe?
@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
A wise surmise. RT @davidtiao I think Rowand can’t throw with injury so he’s strictly PH. DeRosa last man on bench that can play positions

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

"play"

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

"positions"

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

"DeRosa"

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this davidtiao guy is full of crap

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He links that isn't safe for work

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

A leadoff runner

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Benched

Well this is signature.

by Snack on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

AB

was good

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OBBP. An extra B because I’m making a reference to Brandon Belt, you see.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That's why Belt is special

Right there

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Good AB

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate has good ABS

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good AB

Now Cabrerra 6-4-3 on the first pitch

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BBrandon BBelt

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BBrandon Belt

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt is a sneaky basestealer

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Preempitve LOL Cabra

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He'll drop a deuce

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

here comes the you know what

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

double down the line right?

Well this is signature.

by Snack on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Lovable Arrogance

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Butchery has got to be the greatest “Thing you do while having a conversation” device of all time.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think in the books, it was Sam’s dad butchering a deer while telling him about his join the Night Watch or I’ll kill you thing. I actually like that they used it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was so cold. Poor Samwell.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt please

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

To set up a chance for Stewart and the nonexistent pinch-hitter?

by Tristram on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they bunt and Belt makes it to second,

no DP

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Az will never lose again

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hit and run

how can you do that when you can only run but not hit

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

just avoiding the otherwise inevitable GIDP

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow one of the best homer broadcasters in the league, says Sabean's Folly

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did that miss?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

D'bags are peaking way to soon.

Can’t blow your wad in August. Mark my words.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe this, too, but I can’t prove it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newton already proved it. What goes up must come down.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until it achieves escape velocity at least.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at the Mystery Spot! far out man

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just give us a professional AB!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't even a swing!

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Ozzy

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Not good, Jacksonville Cabrera.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

best

execution ever :(

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

please tejaja...

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s so much fail in this lineup

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Professional hitter!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’d say the same thing about Stewart.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR MOM IS INSIDE OUT

AND I HIT AND RUN WITH HER

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would appear that I may have been incorrect in my judgement about Orlando Cabrera

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He sucks.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you attribute the slightest amount of talent to hiim?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You thought he was still alive?

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera

Lulled Vizcaino to being over-confident for Miggy.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh course

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

of* course

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god Tejada is back

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck. this.

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

didn't realize it had gotten so big

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TW

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's cool

I’m whining about it because I need a new computer and these big threads slow down my old one.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

sorry- it was too easy

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moves must be made

DeRosa musy be DFA’d They can’t afford him on the bench right now.
Bring up Surkamp if Sanchez out. He can replace DeRosa on the 40 and you bring up perhpas Ford or Burris.
Cabrera gone. Bring up Crawford.

They won’t do any of this. I cannot understand why DeRosa is on this team. It is absolutely nonsensical.

by lexluth7 on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Cabrera is better than Tejada. But they both suck.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone miss MIggy?

I thought not.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

No

But did we really need Cabrera when we have Miggy?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Tejada even halfway down the line when they got him out?

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha at the twin turds Cabra and Tejahaha

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh! brain dead caribbean hitters!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

hacking at slop nightly

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/FIRED

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that rant saved to my desktop and I listen to it frequently.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for clogging up the bases, Belt.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Posted without comment
Miguel Tejada was supposed to begin a rehab assignment for Double-A Richmond today. Instead, he was activated and will be starting a major league game at third base. It’s the first live pitching he’ll see since July 18.

"Desperate times call for desperate measures, "Bochy said. "We wanted to get him some at-bats. But you know what? I think he’ll surprise you. He’s been working hard and swinging the bat well in batting practice.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Bochy, fuck you and your BP wonder!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone ever swung the bat poorly in batting practice?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada is back!!

Doing what he does-DP ground-intos

by Hatuxka on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't Worry

Casilla is up 2nd next inning.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/16/2367527/gamethread-with-a-vengeance

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This sounds like Gary Sinise doing the Midas radio spot.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

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