Gameday Thread 2: Game Thread Harder
So, who gets injured next?
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Panda.
Not enough grit.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
Panda/Belt
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll credit TL2 with the pick off...
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
It's gotta be Nighttrain, right? We can't have any good players left
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
I find this to be an incredibly odd nickname for Lopez, who to me has the demeanor of an accountant.
by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there any hits in this thread?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
See my above response
to ‘Is this the inury free thread?’
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing more absurd than the injuries would be if they actually won this game. So I am thinking the Giants win this game.
Save us Brandon
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Sanchez has a left ankle sprain, officially.
4 minutes ago
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
until he gets to the MRI machine
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Delgado is pitching a no hitter?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
4 pitches two outs
Those are the patient hitters.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
Belt be our savior
we need two home runs in this game baby giraffe.
LOLGIANTS
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
it might be more accurate to say
The Giants are hitting a no hitter?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Kruk is high.....
The sky is about the same colour as the Giants uniform.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT
DON’T EVEN THINK IT
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU FOOL
Now someone else will get injured
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
5 innings 57 pitches
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Damn, I knew Atlanta was a house of horrors but this is just ridiculous
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
it was a joke, but it isn't anymore

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
heh.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This needs to happen ASAP
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants are going get no hit tonight
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Somebody bunt. To hell with unwritten rules.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I don't even rage anymore when they don't hit
Seems like I’ve reached a Zen point of Giants consciousness
Just say NO to the NO NO.
C’mon, gaiz, the Gigs have come back from worse.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Last year not everyone was broken
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It seemed more hopeless, though, the pitching last August. And THEN. . . .
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
/grit gets injured, goes on DL
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
if Nate really broke his foot, who gets called up? Ford?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I want Gary Brown...
But it would probably be Ford
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
How much to get Bonds back in there?
WAR Chris Lytle!
by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift+A
I’ve been in a meeting for the last hour.
Delgado is no-hitting them AND Dirty left with an injury?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
We do have he of the 1.000 OPS
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriouslly
why can’t Mota be No. 5 starter
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Heh
He called Miggy Panda
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Holy shit, what happened to Sanchez?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
He was on the Giants.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
left ankle sprain
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He got Giants'd
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Gruesomely twisted his ankle avoiding a bear trap.
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
sandoval picks it up throws to himself. Kuip youse drunk.
Just keep hitting it right at Miggy pls
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
That was a lovely inning
LOL He called Mota Tejada
Drunk
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL jinx post
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HITTER OF NO
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
and tim lincecum is up to bat
oh I mean make that guillermo mota.
Kuips even flustered
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Fucking hell kuip
1-2-3 inning for tejada. Kuip needs the dl
I think Kuip's hitting the bottle hard
I would be too
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
don't blame Kuip
you’d be drunk, too, after all this.
They probably had a drinking game going…
somebody is unavailable for tonight?
CHUG A BEER!!!
Somebody goes on the dl?
CHUG 2!!!
Beer?
This point I think shots are in order
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
"To Tejada. I mean Mota. Oh I don't care anymore, whoever's not on the DL."
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
This is would similar to the time
when the Giants lost to the Cubs and the Cubs bullpen threw a perfect game.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
SOMEBODY GET A HIT
One of the homerun variety would be nice.
Shift A
Did Sanchez get injured? Just tuned in.
Does he play for the Giants?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
You know how Zito sprained his right ankle the other day?
Sanchez sprained his left ankle.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Miggy took a pitch!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
With the kind of shit that’s been happening lately, brace yourself for some epic cap tippage.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
if tejada hits a home run here...
i would forgive his entire season up to this point
by Brannigan's Law on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
is Delgado one of their top prospects?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
'The 21 year old rookie Randall Deldgado tied them up in knots'
The Giants came pre-tied
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
LOLMIGGY
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
lol tejada
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
Good job Miggy
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
Tejada's really gonna surprise you!!!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Jesus, MIggy,
Rowand could have done that!
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee
Mota will break up the no-no
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
He does have 2 homers after all
WAR Chris Lytle!
by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
giants continue venerable tradition of making other pitchers look like CYA winners.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
Make em look like Cy Young himself
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
What's sad is that
Giants don’t even have a real PH to bat for Mota
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
now THAT is funny.
Thx
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Stewie did a Ross
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Hey guys, I'm on a bus heading back to NY from Boston
What did I miss? Haha, just kidding. I know exactly what’s going on. Sigh.
Stop it, Cody
Oh wait. That’s Chris Stewart.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Rub some dirt on it!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
u know what the worse part is
the fucking phillies are losing 1-0
by Capitol Hill Giant on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Stewie taking lessons from Ross
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Save us Mota
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Come on, Mota
you think you can hit.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee
Watch
Mota gets a hit
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
at least he put it in play
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Is this a mota joke?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Or not
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
We're gonna get no-hit
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOLGIANTS
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
*sigh*
I’m thinking that Scott Kazmir talk I heard last week might get more real now.
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Read My Blarrrgh...er, um....Comic. That doesn't really come across so well when said sarcastically. The Lunatic Fringe•
Can someone please warm up the automatic cap tipper?
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
Ok that;s it
Pinch Hit Casilla!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Jesus
We’re gonna lose in less than 2 hours…
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I just injured my ankle doing the laundry
Coincidence? I think not.
Randall Delgado has a no-hitter through 6.
It’s amazing to see a no-hitter in progress, don’t you think? No-hitters are special.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
It is wonderful to see a NO-HITTER.
a NO-HITTER in progress, right now.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
WE WOULD BE WATCHING NO HIT HISTORY
A NO HITTER CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT! WOW A NO HITTER
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I debated about tweeting that, and I’m trying to decide whether I can be an asshole online and still continue to claim the high ground.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
Tweeting what? You mean the NO-HITTER?
I think you should mention the NO-HITTER, unless you feel talking about the NO-HITTER is somehow gauche.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
And there’s the dilemma: I don’t care whether it pisses off the Braves fans who follow me on Twitter, but I probably will care tomorrow.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
Who has the record for the fastest no-hitter pitched? Delgado has a good chance of breaking it.
by imovermyhead on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
keithlaw keithlaw
NL starters are volunteering to pitch on short rest just so they can get an extra start against the Giants’ lineup
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Ouch
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Call me up 'skip!
I’ll pitch a no-no to the Giants lineup.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Man I hope we win the World Series
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What a dickhead that guy is.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
you will pay for this law
you and your horrible predictions dickface.
We have the 2nd worst offense in baseball
Not sure what’s dickish about telling the truth
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Telling it in a dickheaded way.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s not that funny when you’re talking about a team decimated by injuries
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
We were 61-44, and things were going great…
What happened in between Philly and Cincy?
It’s like the Giants have been cursed with some vodoo bugaloo
Damnit
Robert Stephenson just invited me to his signing party but I’m leaving for camping that day.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
I think he considers you a friend.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yeah
we’re cool
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll go instead!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
You could go camping for Graham instead.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
that gigantic cow is terrifying
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
And yet, he’s the best catcher in the NL right now.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is definitely not the bull in Durham. Definitely not.
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Read My Blarrrgh...er, um....Comic. That doesn't really come across so well when said sarcastically. The Lunatic Fringe•
by BruteSentiment on Aug 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a chick-fil-a in the Bay Area?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
WE GOT COSTANZA FUCKING OUT!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
And people think the coke bottle at AT&T is bad. That Cow is the worst advertising atrocity I’ve ever seen.
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Read My Blarrrgh...er, um....Comic. That doesn't really come across so well when said sarcastically. The Lunatic Fringe•
I can throw an 80 MPH fastball with not terrible control
I think I could go 7 innings with 0 runs allowed against the Giants
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
but then what do we do if Wotus gets injured?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
K&K are Victorino fans...
WTF
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I am right now… anything to avoid falling further back.
I don’t even care if we get no-hit tonight, so long as we don’t lose ground
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
They seem pretty hacky tonight
Which would have really helped Dirty
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I never thought I'd say this...
but thank you Victorino
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You still suck Rectum Face
but for now, thanks.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
Phillies beating the Braves thanks to a Rectum Face HR
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I mean D-bags
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think Surkamp is pitching well tonight.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
just gave up a HR
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch a couple White Sox or Diamondbacks game
Then talk shit about Kruk
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
OT: This picture of DJ Williams from the Yahoo! Miami story is cracking me up

Williams went to high school at De La Salle and his brother went to school at Cal.
My brother graduated with him and was a member of the team too
I’m not a D.J. Williams fan anymore, though
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
You keep your shoes off that nice couch, young man!
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
gggiants DT
by MinorLeagueBlog
Breaking: Lou Seal pulls hamstring, Giants call up Nutzy the Squirrel from Richmond. #sfgiants
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
San Diego Chicken
becomes San Francisco Chicken
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
GO NUTS!
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This Giants team looks like it could easily run off another long string of losses. There's just nothing there.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
K&K are drunk right now
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like we could take a hit at this point
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Why dont u
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Is this where I come to freakout?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
So about this no hitter guys...
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Fuck that
only down by 1, lets get the W!
by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a very no-hittery no-hitter
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Great Play
Walking the Majors’ steals leader in a 1 run game.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck the chop
Seriously, fuck it
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Every time we go to Atlanta, I always think I don’t hate the Braves as much as I used to. Until the first time they do the chop.
Are we getting no hit?
Wow.
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
It’s arookiepitcher… you were expecting something different?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He throws in the direction of home plate.
No-hitter expected.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
DBacks losing 2-1 right now to Halladay and the Phils
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
the fact that he wasn't sprinting meant I wasn't worried
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
then you probably yell at every fly ball when you go to games
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Well...I used to
when we had people like VLOLEZ out there.
Belt looking decent in the outfield
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOLGIANTS
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
Belt is really smooth in the OF
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
my heart just skipped a beat
and kuip doesn’t help either
Standing applause for Mota
Job well done big man
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I'll rephrase- announcers are so annoying somtimes
When they homer up to even higher levels.
That recent comment of Bourn being a leader etc and “when he talks up in the clubhouse, people get reeeeal quiet” was particularly annoying.
Nah
Like someone said up there, they are usually great to listen to, just switched to radio broadcast though.
Homering not helping with the current state of the team ya know
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither would wallowing in negativity.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Its the blatant over credit that I was finding distasteful. The fake example to prove a point kinda homerish to me, imo.
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. Well, I thought a “homer” in sports broadcasting is someone who obviously sides with the home team and never gives credit to the opponent. I guess I’m wrong?
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Rally You Know Nothing About Dressing Yourself Jon Snow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
/weeps
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You are SERIOUSLY well educated, TL2.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You know nothing about Jon Snow, waffles.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
blood sausage and hard boiled eggs and black bread and mulled wine
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
the first google option is
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Jon_Snow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It’s better that way, waffles. Trust me.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
2,000,000 words of reading
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
thanks I already have enough reading to do
for AP English Lit.
I just finished the fifth book and don’t want to spoiler it for you, so I will have to remain cryptic.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowen Marsh is mad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
RED STAR SALT SMOKE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I've read so many analyses of that scene at this point
that my head hurts
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Let’s talk about Jon Connington and how he brings the plague to Westeros
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
ALREADY THERE
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he accidentally kills [spoiler].
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I was kind of looking to it with trepidation, because I wasn’t sure how it was going to be written, but I actually think GRRM did a good job of writing it such that it wasn’t, like, rejoicing in what was happening to her, but showing that it was pretty messed up. I don’t know if I would call it sympathetic, but it wasn’t like a “haha look at the stupid whore” thing, I don’t think.
And I was glad that it didn’t seem to sap any of her crazy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Actually speaking of the plague
Does Val freaking out at seeing Shireen and her grey scale mean anything?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I dunno. I mean, greyscale and the grey plague are obviously related, right? Maybe it means something thematically but I’m not sure if it means that Shireen is a real threat.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Ratto actually sorta funny
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
Delgado has no chance of a no-hitter tonight. Giants bench is too deep, and Wotus can bunt for hit if it goes to ninth
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
shift-A
What happened to Sanchez?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Wait really?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
at first I thought that was a Zito joke but he was backing up home plate or something.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately. The baseball gods have decided to collect today.
by imovermyhead on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
games don’t end 1-0. someone always scores again.
we will win this. i just know it
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
A game has never ended 1-0 in the history of baseball!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I'd like a hit first
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
you got it, buddy!!
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
RANDALL ENRIQUE DELGADO IS THROWING A NO-HITTER!?!?!?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
A NO-HITTERY NO-HITTER
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
If Sandoval gets out we’re doomed.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
That was not a strike
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
NO HITTER BUSTED!!!!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
LEADOFF HITTER!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING BOSS!!!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
CODY
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
CODY FUCKING ROSS
I LOVE YOU
2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!
NO CREDIT FOR YOU
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
We did...
NO THANKS TO TL2 AND HIS GENTLEMANLINESS
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
ROSS
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
ROSS IS BOSS
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
BOSS!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
shades of NLDS game 4
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Was a bomb
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
CODY!!!!!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
CODY ROSS HITS HRS THAT BREAK UP NO HITTERS
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That seems like a good thing. Was that a good thing? It seems like a good thing.
Second half Giants are always better.
haha, what did I just say?
I’m confident
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
ROSS BREAKS UP NO-HITTERS LIKE A BOSS
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
Rally You Know Nothing About Keeping Your Mouth Closed Jon Snow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Wow. yanked him at 74 pitches
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
I missed the Ross skip-and-a-hop
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Velocity has dropped waaaay off
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Cody hop!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That bat flip and hop...
Is going to get him hurt
Come Grant
back to back !
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Just over a year ago. Everyone here HATED the Cody hope. Now everyone loves it.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Oops
Take out the “e” in hope
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
“It’s the big leagues, son.” — Fredi Gonzalez
by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Quite the skip from Ross
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
maybe he was on a pitch count?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Fuck that NO HITTA SHIT! ROSS!
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Hop hop, come at me, bro.
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That home run actually has me laughing in disbelief
I take credit for that one guys. I just turned the TV on and BOOM
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
Sit! Stay! Good boy!
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
GTFO
(for the good of the Giants!)
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE ROSS
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Some1 GIF that
That’s the most pronounce bat flip/Cody hop we’ll probably ever see
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Breaking up no-hitters is adorable.
The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.
by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
1 hit over 6+ innings
Gets taken out.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
he gave up a hit (and a run!) to the Giants. he’s lucky if he doesn’t get DFA’d.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
A HIT!!! WE HAVE A HIT!!!!!
AND WHAT A HIT IT WAS!!!!!!!! I JUST HAD A FUCKING NLCS FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."
Short Sample Size
Cody Ross leads the league in slugging percentage off Braves pitchers at 5:41 pm PST.
LoL Sharks player:
Logan Couture
I think that ball Cody Ross just hit landed in my backyard here in Canada. Talk about a moonshot #wowzers.
TEETH SIGHTING!
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
Coooch
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Walk, HBP, WP, Balk
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He's so cute
Logancouture Logan Couture
I think that ball Cody Ross just hit landed in my backyard here in Canada. Talk about a moonshot #wowzers.
Adorable
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Panda
Keep the solo HR streak going!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Hank must have the game off
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT WE'RE GETTING ONE-HIT!
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
Always smiling
It’s about the attitude!!!
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Taking the Black Means Taking the Black With a Sweet White Collar Apparently

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Atta boy huff show em your good swing!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
So, take out Mota now?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Nope
Not yet….definitely not to put Runzler in there.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
BRING IN TIM WORRELL!
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
BRING IN JEFF FASSERO!
The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.
by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HUFF
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
Well, Jon Snow was only good for one run, but that’s cool.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
We have no right to be tied right now.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
I'm just glad we didn't get no-hit
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Hey! It’s seventh-inning stretch time at Turner Field. Let’s have a rousing rendition of “Take Me Out to the MRI Chamber.”
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
He looks like he could be a member of N’SYNC.
by imovermyhead on Aug 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
It will be Uggla
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Costanza will bunt for an inside the park homer
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not this Affeldt.....
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
oh god
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Leadoff walk. Awesome
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
For the bat flip/Cody hop?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
You can’t blame them for being upset. Remember how upset everyone was when he did that to Matt Cain?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yup
That was the only reason i knew who Cody Ross was when we got him lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s much worse when it’s the guy on the other team.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLffeldt
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
I DEMAND GOOD AFFELDT
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
We got a hit?!?
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
Not just ANY hit
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We got a run?!?
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Left ankle sprain fielding a bunt
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He's broken
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
if I were to guess
I would say he threw a pitch so wild that he actually beaned himself in the head.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
On the Giants
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
bad affeldt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Ball 3 to McCann was strike 3 to Huff.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Jeremy doesnt have his curveball
Time to get someone warming up
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Hell
He’s broken too!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Zeets is broken as well
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
His right ankle is sprained badly. He's probably out for the remainder of the season.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Wasn't he talking about Zeets?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Get your mind outa the gutter
so mine can float by. ;-)
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
FINISH HIM
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Fleeting tie score is fleeting.
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
Woo Belt!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Belt :D
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
Belt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yeah
out
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
The second the Braves score another run, the game's over
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
I've figured it out.
The Giants avoided some kind of freak plane crash and they were supposed to all get injured… But they survived and Death is trying to injure them one by one…
FINAL DESTINATION… or TEMPORARY FINAL DESTINATION….
by Ryan Matthew Riddell on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Final Disabled List
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
A toast, once again.
There once was a man with a healthy tan
and he plunked Mike Piazza
Chased by the man, away he ran
like police was on a brotha
He walked here alone, a man with a plan
and arrived at willie mays plaza
He told the Sabean : Listen up Brian
I came to play with the panda
He was given a job in the bullpen
and was forgotten for most of the summa
He didn’t complain, he acted like a man
and World Series they won, in Novemba
On a cool April day, when Zito was not Zen
sprained his foot and yelled Mama
He came in relief, pitched 4 and 1/3 frame
Giants won even with ribeye by Mora
Now Young Madison gave up 8 hits in first frame
and Bruce said see you lata
He entered the game, threw 4 and 2/3 again
and the whole bullpen yelled Hallelujah
As he gather his stuff to leave after the game
A boy asked "who is that man, papa?"
"He’s a legend boy", said the father, "he’s no ordinary man"
His name, is Guillermo Mota.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Mota is a beast
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Having a subject line allows those who wish not to see an image to hide it by clicking on the SL. It’s good etiquette to include on on pictures.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the kind of thing that happens when one doesn’t read who posted what.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Me eyes!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
SL SL SL
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Music soothes

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
amazing
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
wow! hah
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This is fabulous
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Green'd
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
TWO!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
2
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
TWO
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
TWO
AND NO ONE GOT HURT!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
DP!
DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Two!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
nice DP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Nice, Font
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Of course Belt has to face Venters
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
He's not a machine, he's a man
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Huff’s hit off him last year in the playoffs was epic.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
D'awww
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeremy Says: Why did you doubt me?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Yeah. He’s a God squad type but doesn’t shove it in people’s faces.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I really enjoy his blog, even though I’m not really that kind of person anymore.
His commitment to social justice and human rights is inspiring.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Jeremy Affeldt is good
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
z
Has there been any mention of the next 5th starter?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
Every walk for Runzler will become a double. He’s not an option.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
They didn’t convert him to a starter for no reason. They knew that 5th starter was going to be an issue if Zito/Sanchez kept up their tomfoolery.
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Oh cool, Venters
We’ll probably get a lot of hits off of him.
Struggle Against AA Pitchers
But club the crud out of good relievers.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching Games Like Today Let's Me Know
What it might have felt like to be a Padres fan last year with their pitching and offense.
their pitching doesn't consist of
Timmy, Matt, Madbum, Vogelstrong, and others.
Good job Brandon
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Watch Belt foul a ball and break his foot now
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I guess that was a strike
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
You clearly dont understand what the concept of good AB means
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
The dude just threw sinkers
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
It would also be a miracle
And a sign that we will repeat.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Like he's going to a yard sale?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I wonder if being the only non-backup catcher on the roster will be enough to actually get Derosa into the game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Bork will PH MadBum
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just tuned in
How did the Giants get a hit?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
BOSS
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Replay of Game 5 of NLDS — Cody breaks up a no-hitter with a HR to left.
by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember Game 5 of the NLDS. Robb Nen got the save. I was really nervous in the bottom of the ninth.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Ross breaking up no-hitters
he does it well
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Cody go BOOM!!!!!!!!
or
Logan Couture
I think that ball Cody Ross just hit landed in my backyard here in Canada. Talk about a moonshot #wowzers.
Also, did I miss anything else?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Sanchez almost died
Sprained his ankle
WAR Chris Lytle!
by AwkwardBoner on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
J Sanchez is broken
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
the only upside to all the injuries is that
belt will have a really long leash
I just got very scared that Belt hurt himself
I guess that the only plus of all these injuries is that Bochy can’t bench Belt.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
is that a challenge?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
A HIT!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Woah
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
MIGGY!
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
MIGGY
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
2 hits!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
No one but Bob Gibson could finish with a 1.18 ERA
Get this guy
Giants and a 2 out rally?
lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
rowand?
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god. Scott.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Venters left his first pitch up to Stewart
Could have hammered it.
Stewie did hammer one already
300 feet
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Seriously, Rowand is like semi broken and they still won’t play DeRosa
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just what we need.
This game is going to extras.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee
STEWIE!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
OH GOD IT"S ROWAND
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
woah
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Oh God, we're counting on Rowand.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
It somehow always comes down to this…
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
stew!
Ok, Scott. If ever there was a time for you to get a hit …
STEWIE!
O/U on pitches this AB to Rowand?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
WHY IS ROWAND
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Rowand vs. Johnny Venters
This should be hilarious
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Rowand versus a sinker ball pitcher...
should be a good result
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I thought Rowand was hurt too
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
I want another Epic Casilla At-Bat!
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
LOLSCOTT
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Good job Scott.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
So they had injured Rowand hit instead of Derosa.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Totally worth optioning Brandon Belt for
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I think the logic here is Rowand will not be able to play the field, so he is strictly a pinch hitter today
DeRosa is the last utility position player in case somebody gets hurt. A very good chance of that happening today. Bruce needs to save him.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
In play outs!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I think not striking out is a success
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
FREE PILL
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
So
We’ll PH an injured Rowand before a “healthy” DeRosa.
Yeah, totally worth the roster spot.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Expected
at least he didn’t K
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Just send in Wilson
That’ll take care of that.
That's why we brought up Tejada
To pitch!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
True
Be thankful for miracles like that.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So what happens if this game goes extras and the Giants completely run out of players?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
Simply put a current player on the DL and bring in Bochy to catch.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Now catching, Tim Lincecum
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Playing first base
Madison Bumgarner
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Did DeRosa's hand fall off?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Since Casilla’s coming in anyway, why didn’t they have him pinch-“hit”?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Stupid bork
Dude has a career 1.000 OBP
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Since Casilla’s coming in anyway, why didn’t they have him pinch-“hit”?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Whoever the oldest person in Fresno is.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Burriss
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He hasnt been Chipper in awhile
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
We can't lose now
We’ve got our best hitter out there, Santiago Casilla.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
I’m gonna try my magic again.
There’s no way we lose on 2 straight walkoffs ;)
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Did Barry Bonds ever actually retire?
He’d probably be better than most of our hitters.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Correction
He’d probably been better than most ofour hittersthe chumps we send up to the plate
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs asking tough questions
extrabaggsAndrew Baggarly
Yes, I too am wondering why use an injured Rowand when they still had a supposedly healthy DeRosa. A good postgame question for Bochy.
Bochy:
Well um, we figured that by sending up someone injured, their grittiness would shine through. And since rowand already has grit, his grit is erm, multiplied and good things would happen. Because you know, hes uh one of our guys.
DeRosa needs to be saved in case of extra innings because he's the last man standing.
I’m glad this results in more mocking of his unfortunate injuries. You’d think the man was a murderer the way people here talk about him.
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
He’s just the vehicle when we knock Bochy.
Remember, belt was optioned for de rosa…
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Say what you want, but he should not be on a major league roster.
This says nothing about his worth as a human being.
I feel really sorry for the guy who got 12 million dollars for nothing from out of all our pockets
/vomits
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I think everyone here would be happy if he were healthy and able to produce. By all accounts he’s a great guy. It’s just that he can’t help the team right now.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Name another MLB team with postseason pretensions that would carry DeRosa on the 25 man roster.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid question:
How do you retweet something as part of a reply?
Do you have to do it manually? Like, copy and paste?
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
some things let you “Retweet with Comment”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Thanks! I’ll poke around and figure it out.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Wow, look at this girl who wants to be my friend!
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
On the web? Yes, unfortunately.
The apps let you quote.
Originally, the retweet is an automatic copy-and-paste to which you can add your own words, but then they changed it to the current lame crap.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Oh. I do not have apps. I just recently found out that my phone knows the internet. That was an expensive adventure.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
sexyknickers.net.uk
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think those are usually Russian.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Featuring Jessica Alb, Pinch Maniple, and Plausible Chasuble.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I am inordinately proud of this comment.
Time to give myself a psychic hug.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
It feels good!
Now back to the game.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
/pat on the back
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The official Twitter app is ok at this point in time, but I’d get something else like Twitteriffic or Tweetdeck.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
O brave new world, that has such features in it!
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Ok, the top of our order coming up
Best chance to score a run right? /gulp
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
STFD
can’t stand ya had to take time then prolong the ownage.
So do we get Kimbrel now
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Yup
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Casilla has become really good
Even without throwing 98
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
I'd say serviceable.
As opposed to really good.
Yeah I'm not writing a poem for Santiago Casilla
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
/understands
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
1.67 era is 'serviceable'
as is a 1.000 OPS
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
he's not as good as his ERA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
ERA for a reliever doesn't matter that much
Given that they often come in mid inning.
Santiago Casilla, leadoff hitter.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Kimbrel vs. Giants hitters
Like trying to slay a dragon with a toothpick.
Just gotta find the right toothpick
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
RHAEGAR WAS THE LAST DRAGON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
IT IS KNOWN
Khaleesi
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
JESUS KIMBREL
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
Freddy!!!!
I now haz a sad
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I’m surprised Ross wasn’t brushed back.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
In a tie game?
With the Giants struggling to get baserunners?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Not hit. Brushed back.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Still, it's risky
Not like he broke up the no-no with a bunt or something
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Mole! :(
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
shift A
what the actual fuck is going on here? belts in right huff is in left. why is tejada? i dont. what.
by projectmayhem713 on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
EVERYONE IS BROKEN
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else wish the giants called up Ishikawa?
If only to face Kimbrel again?
by busterbarelyevenknowher on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Love Ishi
That’s a gamer. Great pinch hitter last year, too.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
and dude draws walks against Kimbrel.
by busterbarelyevenknowher on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh damn that's right.
Shoulder surgery. Too bad.
by busterbarelyevenknowher on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
God Roy Halladay is a beast
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Tell me something I don't know
really tell me.
The Nobel Peace Prize has 3 naked men placing their hands on each others shoulders
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
your mother and i...
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
The Average Velocity of an African Swallow is 24 MPH
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
We need Ishikawa right now
But he’s broken too
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
"He takes a little off" and it's 96 mph? Take more off.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
Rally Crying Robb Stark

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
that looked like
please my giant hamster
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
What a weird design. There seems to be so much going on directly behind home plate.
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Ball 4
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Do it for the shire!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
Would be a great time for a Panda dinger.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Have to settle.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson should do that more
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
What give up hits to Panda?
he really can’t because they’re on the same team.
Quick, someone kidnap Uggla and put Conrad at 2nd!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Pabloooo
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Huff
Rally thong time!!! Please oh please
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
RALLY KING IN THE NORTH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
THE KING OF WINTER!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff's OBP is back below .300
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
We meet again, Aubrey Huff
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Zitalin
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Zaxasomething
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Zarathustra
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That happened to me, but then I refreshed the page and now it seems to be working? I don’t know what happened
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Huffy the Magic Dragon
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Zero bat speed
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fucking Huff
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Well, that went about as well as Robb’s reign.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I don't think Huff can hit that pitch
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Sigh.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
This commercial..
I think everyone is on the DL
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
3 out of 5 I think
Cain and Affeldt aren’t.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Bright side
We survive bottom of the 9th, we got past venters and kimbrel
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Yes, but extra innings will be…
EXCITING!
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
This is a
Noah Lowry – LFkinda game.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
My God, doesn't a pro baseball guy look at that AB and just say: Sit, Huff. Sit.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
by hilarie on Aug 16, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh well
I was expecting a loss anyways.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Oh hey
We have a 7 game HR streak right?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Shift-A
LOL Huff
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
TWSS
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Oh Eric Heinske
we meet again
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Dumb hillbilly douchebags
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for Hinske to hit a walk off HR
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Another Game:
Every time Kruk says “tip your cap”.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Add "Gamer!" to that and you have a recipe for death by alcohol poisoning.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Half Rack Polished Off
By the 5th inning.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
why yes.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I don’t like this. Casilla never lasts 2 innings without getting into trouble
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Where's this guy when we need him against Atlanta?
by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!
/Herm Edwards’d
by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
SIT
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Phew
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
phew...
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, that chalk jumped in sympathy to the grass
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Phew
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That looked fair
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
STFD HINSKE
You annoying pinch hitter,you
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
We're all dead
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
c
Scary.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
let us always remember
that we have a great bullpen
However
That bullpen has some holes (due to injury) atm
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
sure
but i have almost undying faith in our pen….its special to watch
Foul
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes you can of gasoline
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Casilla must be the most popular guy at a BBQ. He brings the kerosene wherever he goes.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Reserved
for Hispanics
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
He does not approve of your stupid chant Braves fans...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
he doesn't either

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh great....
Thanks Casilla….
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Always love walking Bourn
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Well that was stupid
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Walks as good as a double
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
did you just call bourn slow
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
GasCan!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
uh… where is Lopez?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Jairo Giveth
And Jairo Taketh Back.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I remember a group of Giants fans went to Atlanta and were mocking the chop (doing it sideways). One Braves fan went up to them and said “That’s offensive” A Giants fan replied “And the chop isn’t?” That shut up the Braves fan.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
HOLY SHIT HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
HUFF
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
UZR PORN!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
HOLY FUCKING HUFF!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!!!
HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF!!!!!
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Oh Aubrey
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
HUFF
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
Holy fuck me!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
Tips the cap!!!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
AUBREY HUFF MADE A PLAY?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t believe huff just made that catch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Neither can he.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
And now Huff will go on the DL
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
My thought too
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they put a tape outline on the fence tomorrow?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff Huff Huff
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
damn
the lady is watching sex and the city and im on an august giants ban. cant wait to see that replay
by projectmayhem713 on Aug 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
I admire you for admitting that.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If she likes watching a gaggle of old farts ambling about and pretending they’re still in their twenties then BOY HAVE WE GOT SOMETHING FOR HER.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I know how you should work McCann
Bring in Javier Lopez
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
bork bork
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
quick aside
Snakes rallying against Halladay in the top of the ninth. C’mon, Harry Leroy.
Belt will never play anywhere again. Huff all three OF positions + 1b.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
This is stupid
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I thought the ball was going to be over Huff’s head
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?
I’m doing a stupid lab for school…
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
Aubrey Huff just made a spectacular play in Left Field.
You have now entered… the twilight zone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Have to go after McCann here.
Bourn on 2nd with 2 outs means game over on any single
Bourns on 1b
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Yeah, but if they pitched around McCann
Bourn gets to 2nd.
Huff!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't do this to me Roy Hallladay
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I am of the opinion that Lopez should be pitching
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah!
boch played with fire with a gascan, and it worked!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
YES!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Phew
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
How the fuck they get out of it?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Nice catch
But LOL that route
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Oh good extra innings
We plenty of pinch hitters available
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
FFFFFFFFFFFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I really think they are a team of destiny this year
Things could not have gone more right for them this year, a few injuries nonwithstanding.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Really? Halladay and Lee have been on CG benders the entire year, regardless of the situation. Which makes the jackass Phillies pitching coach comments about 44 pitches total even more amusing.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I don’t disagree. I think they should have relieved with Madson. Just sayin’ that that’s not the way they’ve treated Halladay and Lee.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
FUCKING ROY HALLADAY PIECE OF SHIT
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
DFA!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
/tip my waitress
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
MOAR LIKE BRIAN MCCANT MIRITE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Because we are going to extras: The Cody Hop
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"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Aug 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
The combo of the bat chuck and the hop.... makes it look like a bad movie scene...
Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)
RALLY TYRION QUIPS
“If I could pray with my cock, I’d be much more religious.”
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
Arizona just took the lead on Philly
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
With all these injuries, though, I’m kind of at the point where if the Giants do somehow manage to make the playoffs, cool. If not? I can’t really feel too disappointed about that, idk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Aug 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
^^This.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm getting to the point
Where I jsut want to end the season with Cain and Timmy and MadBum healthy
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I would not be opposed to forfeiting the remainder of the season in order to avoid more injuries.
This season is just a clusterfuck of injury.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
they have a fairly decent excuse for not making the playoffs.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
SHOULD HAVE TRADED THE WHOLE FARM FOR JOSE REYES
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I now know how other teams felt about Cody
Fucking Lyle Overbay?
c
So the Giants will be 3½ back tomorrow.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Jesus Christ
Theyre really throwing Vizcaino at us. This isnt fair
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Rally Awkward Fatherly Love

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
lol secret targs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
note: this is not a spoiler, it's a reference to a dumb theory
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL U
Watch it turn out to be true.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Man I would be so mad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
A bastard of a troll.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LITERALLY my least favorite theory
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Rare appearance by the Mayor
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yeah, it's been awhile. Nice to see everyone.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You were getting close to the “Whatever happened to…” list.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
That's funny! I'm touched.
Just sandbagging for the Comeback Of The Year McCC award.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Please dont post shit like this.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee
wtf
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I just didn’t even look at who posted it. (I lurked for a while before I posted.)
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee
perhaps we should, though
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s the cutoff for ancient ones? Because I’m not sure where I stand on this issue.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
/doesn’t know what to do
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
Mayor of 311
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If he’d been right, it would been Mayor of 411.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
boooo
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
(tipping the mayoral cap)
THAT is funny.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha ha
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
MAYOR!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
You gotta homer Belt
Cab and Tejada are behind you
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Id take a BB
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
So Cab and tejada can (not) hit Belt in?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I fucking knew it!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I, too, would take a Barry Bonds
Maybe even Bobby Bonilla
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
premature Kuipulation
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
dern
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Lyle Overbay
All three RBI’s for D-backs tongiht. Put another way – he’s got one more in this game than Beltran does since he came over
/hangs self
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
ARBY EYES
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
good take
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Cheater
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
BBelt
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe?
@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
A wise surmise. RT @davidtiao I think Rowand can’t throw with injury so he’s strictly PH. DeRosa last man on bench that can play positions
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
"play"
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
this davidtiao guy is full of crap
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
He links that isn't safe for work
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Sweet
A leadoff runner
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
That's why Belt is special
Right there
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Good AB
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
BBrandon BBelt
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 16, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
BBrandon Belt
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
Belt is a sneaky basestealer
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Preempitve LOL Cabra
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
He'll drop a deuce
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
here comes the you know what
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Lovable Arrogance

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Butchery has got to be the greatest “Thing you do while having a conversation” device of all time.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I think in the books, it was Sam’s dad butchering a deer while telling him about his join the Night Watch or I’ll kill you thing. I actually like that they used it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
That was so cold. Poor Samwell.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunt please
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
If they bunt and Belt makes it to second,
no DP
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
They'll crater in September is my bet
Ala ’64 Phillies
hit and run
how can you do that when you can only run but not hit
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
just avoiding the otherwise inevitable GIDP
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Cabrera one of the best hit-run guys in the league, says Kruk.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
Krukow one of the best homer broadcasters in the league, says Sabean's Folly
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
where did that miss?
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
D'bags are peaking way to soon.
Can’t blow your wad in August. Mark my words.
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
Newton already proved it. What goes up must come down.
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
Until it achieves escape velocity at least.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrible
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
best
execution ever :(
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
please tejaja...
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, and now Miggy is "inside out," "another guy you can hit-run with" sez Kruk.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
He’d say the same thing about Stewart.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR MOM IS INSIDE OUT
AND I HIT AND RUN WITH HER
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
It would appear that I may have been incorrect in my judgement about Orlando Cabrera
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Did you attribute the slightest amount of talent to hiim?
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE MIGGY, JUST ONCE
Do something. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE
Oh course
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
of* course
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
of course
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
fuck. this.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
didn't realize it had gotten so big
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
TW
According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.
Moves must be made
DeRosa musy be DFA’d They can’t afford him on the bench right now.
Bring up Surkamp if Sanchez out. He can replace DeRosa on the 40 and you bring up perhpas Ford or Burris.
Cabrera gone. Bring up Crawford.
They won’t do any of this. I cannot understand why DeRosa is on this team. It is absolutely nonsensical.
Did anyone miss MIggy?
I thought not.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee
No
But did we really need Cabrera when we have Miggy?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha at the twin turds Cabra and Tejahaha
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
ugh! brain dead caribbean hitters!
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
hacking at slop nightly
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/FIRED
"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
I have that rant saved to my desktop and I listen to it frequently.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Posted without comment
Miguel Tejada was supposed to begin a rehab assignment for Double-A Richmond today. Instead, he was activated and will be starting a major league game at third base. It’s the first live pitching he’ll see since July 18.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures, "Bochy said. "We wanted to get him some at-bats. But you know what? I think he’ll surprise you. He’s been working hard and swinging the bat well in batting practice.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Hey Bochy, fuck you and your BP wonder!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 16, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Tejada is back!!
Doing what he does-DP ground-intos
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/16/2367527/gamethread-with-a-vengeance
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

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