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On the patience of fans.

Usually, this site isn't big on science. It's more about typing out the first thing that pops into my head, like the time I ran into a guy I sort of knew from high school at a post-Series celebration at a bar. We made eye contact from across the room, mutually decided, nah, not worth it, both being fine with it, and then being shoulder to shoulder as we both ordered drinks a few minutes later.

Weird. And awkward. And weird. Also, he was wearing a Marlins hat. That was the weirdest part. It's weird enough to see a Marlins hat, much less know the guy underneath it. That's like turning on the news, and there's a story about "Man fits entire kitten up nose for charity," which makes you go, "Wait, what?", and then you see the guy, and you used to work with him at the car wash. Just like that.

That's pretty much this site, distilled into two paragraphs. Research takes time. Typing stream-of-consciousness nonsense: easy.

But here's an effort to categorize the patience fans have for certain Giants. It's hard, cold science. Or it might be pulled from my nether regions again. Here goes, from least patience to most.

Star-divide

Player who wasn't on the team a month ago

example: Orlando Cabrera, Carlos Beltran

It's a little weird to lump those two players together. One is good, and one is terrible. But they both cost a prospect to do good right now. Now now now now. And when they don't, it takes about a week for fans to turn.

Player who wasn't on the team last year

example:: Miguel Tejada

Tejada has the stink of the old days upon him, the broken-veterans-are-the-new-market-inefficiency Sabean years. His best years were in the AL, which we didn't see. He's probably the guy in the clubhouse who says, "Ah, that Mat Latos isn't so bad once you get to know him," based on his time with the Padres last year. And he didn't hit at all, so it took about a month for him to be the worst everything in the history of everything.

Player who wasn't homegrown, but helped the team win the World Series (with homegrown player fighting for time behind him)

example: Aubrey Huff

Huff shouldn't take 95% of the crap he's gotten from fans this year. If you think Belt should play, all of the vitriol should be directed at Bochy. But Huff still got a longer leash than Tejada from most -- about two months before the angry mob started in. The extra time was because he was a freaking World Series hero. But what have you done for us lately?

Player who wasn't homegrown, but helped the team win the World Series (without homegrown player fighting for time behind him)

example: Pat Burrell, Cody Ross, Andres Torres

All of those guys have struggled this season. At some point, they've all looked lost. That point might have been from yesterday back to April. But they've all received a healthy amount of patience. We all want Torres to be what he was last year. Ross can be a very good player. The Burrell from one year ago is exactly what this team needs. The patience for all of them is running out. With Burrell and Torres on the DL, it's pretty much gone already. Took a while, though.

Homegrown player who didn't help the team win a World Series

example: Brandon Belt

If Belt hit .188 for the rest of the season, I know I'd dig for reasons to still support him. BABIP! LD%! ZiPS! There'd be something for me to champion, and if all else fails: small-sample size, baby. He'll be good! Just give him time!

Homegrown player who helped the team win a World Series

example: Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, Sergio Romo, Buster Posey

They can struggle for years, and I'm pretty sure I could never be upset at them. These are the untouchables. Pablo's between this category and the last one, but closer to this one.

I'm reading a book about the history of the periodic table, and there are a lot of anecdotes about the elements that didn't fit into the early attempts at categorization. There were elements that were different enough to screw everything up. Jonathan Sanchez is one of those elements with this. Just ignore him, and those classifications work fine. Just ignore him. Except, for, you know, tonight. I'm sure if he walks four guys in the first couple of innings, we'll have all sorts of patience.

Horrific control is like that strip of lanthanoids at the bottom -- screws up all of the classification efforts. It's where Brian Wilson is heading. Also, Rowand and Zito contracts are the actinoids. If I'm screwing up the chemistry, it's because I'm an English major.

But that's my attempt to place players on a sliding patience scale. It's why Tejada became a scapegoat before Huff, why Huff came before Ross, and why Buster Posey can hit .250/.290/.340 for the next four years before we complain. It's science! Except for the parts that aren't. 

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Should be fine just in time for free agency.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I think there might some cross-categorization for likeability

Huff got/gets bonus rope because he chugged beer during the victory parade and then gave himself a thermonuclear wedgie.

That might just be a familiarity thing, though; generally, we can find stuff we like about almost any Giant once we get to “know” them.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 16, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

There is probably a like factor in this as well

Fans like Torres and Huff because they came out of nowhere and seem to give it there all.

Tejada did not warm himself to the fans with his comments and stupid spotlight thing.

The prime example of this is Kroon.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not too far off from my own feelings, though my rationale is more childish and unstable.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with everything in the post

but why is Grant talking about Belt’s small size?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I still need an explanation for the proliferation of "fixies"

Why not just a customized bike with a few gears, you know for when you have to climb mountains or hills?

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

too mainstream.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The above bike is both pretty and street legal (handbrakes).

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you also brake by pushing back on the pedals.

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that was a coaster brake on your Schwinn

Fixies, as I understand it, can’t coast. It’s just one fixed gear. It sounds incredibly unpleasant.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really isn't bad at all

It’s a lot more exercise though

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

last time i did that i was 8

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I thought that was only on kid’s bikes. Huh.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought the way they worked

was that your feet moved with the gear, so as long as the bike is moving forward, your feet are moving forward

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I thought,

This would mean you would have to expend nearly as much energy keeping your bike undercontrol going downhill as you would just keeping it moving going uphill.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that seems dumb

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'm not saying it's dumb...

It’s just a lot of work to ride a bike like that. I guess if you are looking to get gigantic legs, this would be a good way to go.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey it’s better than the …I dunno what you’d call them… “chopper bikes” ? " lowrider bike"? Where people have to hold their arms up 3 feet over their heads to steer. I commuted by bicycle for 10 years … so I guess I prefer practical over fanciful.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that's true

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

like this?

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

close but not quite...

tho’ it’s something like that, the ones I’ve seen around here the front wheel is smaller or the handle bars are higher or something…

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you mean one of the chirldren’s bikes that try to mimic a motorcycle chopper. Where the front wheel is raked way far out.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m not sure how you define a “children’s bike” as there are 20 year old “dudes” riding them.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying I can’t ride a hot wheels?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well….
U R 5

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Yay! I can ride my Hot Wheels.

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by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

except now they make them for adults too.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not know… I have only ever seen kids riding them. I always think ‘that doesn’t seem very fun"

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had one like that when I was a kid

It was pretty comfy to ride.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works fine for stupid flat areas.

Grew up in Lodi. Never even had to learn how to properly use the gears on my bikes. High gear, start to finish.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if you push back on the pedals, you slow down.

From Wikipedia
The sprocket is screwed or bolted directly to a fixed rear hub. When the rear wheel turns, the pedals turn in the same direction. This allows a cyclist to stop without using a brake, by resisting the rotation of the cranks, and also to ride in reverse.

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a unicycle with two wheels.

I think we’re on to something here.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure.

I could wager a guess, but then you’d be getting physics information from a Cultural Anthropology major.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you don’t also use the back brake. The main reason the front brake can be dangerous is that it’s extremely effective.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

if you use them both in conjunction with each other, you’ll probably be fine, but if you put disproportionate pressure on the front break, you can go flying over the handlebars.

Momentum is kind of a bitch.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There seems to be two hand brakes, but only a brake mounted on the front wheel. Is the rear a drum brake?

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't mounted my back brake yet.

I have a flip flop hub so I’m deciding if I want to keep it fixie or go single speed.

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. It is a dope lookin ride.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this.

Totally.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys still say dope?

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never stopped.

Since 88.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

only real hipsters

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tips_fedora
/orders_fernet

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty fresh.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I don’t know anyone IRL who says dope or fresh. My kids say swag.

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your kids are dope.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is really nice looking.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lions don’t use gears.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't get me wrong...

it looks totally cool. But why not 3-5 gears, you know just for fun, or just in case?

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you

will never be a real hipster if you keep asking these questions.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to buy dog treats at the food co-op last weekend. Fookin tofu and sweet potato flavor. Nico seems to like them though—not as much as the snouts and taints flavor, but who would.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

your dog

is obviously straight. The neighbor dog eats only premium cat food….

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My german shepherd eats fish food

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm...

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phish Phood < Wavy Gravy

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tofu/Sweet Potato=Gay?

by Rorsavelt on Aug 16, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

The frame was just sitting in my parents garage down in San Jose

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross

neo-luddite bullshit

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarchasm?

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by josematan on Aug 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite a tricycle…

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

... Brilliant. Just... brilliant.
If I’m screwing up the chemistry, it’s because I’m an English major.

This belongs on a T-shirt or as the site’s subtitle.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL English major

Lanthanides and actinides, not lanthanoids and actinoids.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lanthanites.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what I just did. Added an oxygen?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Created a biblical tribe to fight the Hebrews.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to take a test on that in sophomore year chemistry. I would have gotten about 25% if I hadn’t cheated.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Beltran like

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to take a chem class this year. Haven’t done so since my junior year of HS.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re also basically plagiarizing a scene from Homer Goes to College.

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by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried doing the sporcle periodic table test. I did poorly.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to have the damned thing memorized, too.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the weirdest things from HS chemistry: -gens and -ines are diatomic.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cations are positive, because cats have paws.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works better off paper.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My chem professor said cations are positive because cats are teh awesomez. True. I also called Avogadro’s Number something different every time. Avocado’s Number is a little on the nose but Ivan Drago’s Number was his personal favorite.

by Rorsavelt on Aug 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

79/118

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

There’s no chem like o-chem!

by urea on Aug 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

…but there is a cab that’s not o-cab.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for every other type of chemistry.

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by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. I meant it like out of the chemistry classes I’ve taken, o-chem stands out as the one I love most. Sorry, it was a piss poor choice of words!

by urea on Aug 16, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rocked this part of chemistry

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck

I just realized Sanchez is pitching tonight. THE END IS NEAR.

Will we see Surkamp if Sanchez has another meltdown?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They called up Runzler

I’d guess we get him before Surkamp

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You thinking Runzler as a starter? I was pondering if the “experiment” as a starter was complete or successful.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was not particularly successful, but he is already on the roster, so…. Personally I would DFA Edlefsen and call up Surkamp if they decided they needed a starter.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler

started 10 games for Fresno (14 Gs total), 49.2 IP, 4.17 ERA with a 1.570 WHIP, lots of Ks and lots of BB, keep the ball in the ball park though (0.4 Hrs/9IP)

It’s PCL numbers so I don’t know how that translates.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn’t good. The PCL is hitter-friendly, but nevertheless even for pitchers the expectation is that players will do worse in the majors than they do in Fresno.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

but without the anger

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Runzler

But I hope he does Casilla AB’s. He was the reason for Casilla to do what he did.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of Ks and walks? Then he’s Jonathon Sanchez.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the right people get healthy, the lineup in a few weeks could be

Torres / Keppinger / Sandoval / Beltran / Belt / Huff / Fontenot / Stewart

Which, you know, isn’t that bad, really.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t see Cabrera there.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U! Fontenot plays over Ocab. HA!

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Fixed
If the right people get stay unhealthy, the lineup in a few weeks could be Torres / Keppinger / Sandoval / Beltran / Belt / Huff / Fontenot / Stewart

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the meantime...

Ross / Keppinger / Huff / Shierholtz / Belt / Cabrera / Fontenot / Whiteside… with a chance of Tejada instead of Fontenot.

/barf

by Ian A on Aug 16, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol torres
lol schierholtz

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

npr linked to Sullivans article on the casilla at bat

Excellent work, agent TL2

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I serve at the pleasure of the president.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now

Make sure Grant’s mother calls Sullivan to congratulate him.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did MetaFilter. I imagine that’s probably how it spread across the Tubes.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's another factor in our patience scale

Our patience with a player is inversely proportional to what we perceive Bochy’s patience with that same player to be.

Example: last night, after Belt botched that ball in LF, I knew that nothing short of him hitting a HR in a subsequent AB would keep Bochy from benching him tonight.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know

Torres was given a lot of time this year and Rowand got benched last year. Of course Guillen but also Ross.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Bochy thinks Belt is swinging a hot bat.

Did you see the weak ground ball to 2nd? That’s what a vet would do.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

It really annoys me that Rectum Face is one of the best players in the NL this year.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 16, 2011 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So how is it considered good site design/development

or acceptable ad placement when the target ad covers up the entire nav bar?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, Jonathan.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lately ive been of the mind

hit strikes giants hitters

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 16, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

So I’m a month late getting into this song, but I thought I’d share anyways. Its not my usual style, but the shit quotient of being stuck in an office on a beautiful day can be slightly reduced when I listen to it:

http://stereogum.com/762612/m83-midnight-city/mp3s/

by Rdubya on Aug 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I had the patience to wait 32 Years for TGTWTWS

This year seems more like recovering from a really bad hangover the next day. We’ll be fine, and even if this year is completely lost, cloudy, and unproductive, tomorrow we’ll be healthy and back at it.

If we don’t even make the playoffs this year, it’s not going to ruin my entire summer like years past. It will suck, don’t get me wrong, but the “I want to jump off a bridge” thought will never cross my mind.

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the sad thing for me this year is the what if factor…Buster getting injured so early and then Freddy goes down. The Giants go out and get a big bat and then he gets weirdly injured.

It could have been another magical season especially with the rise of Vogelsong but everytime it looks like the Giants are about to start winning, another injury or two hits.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTHER OF GOD

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Miguel Tejada is still here, not in Richmond for rehab assignment. So it’s all but official: Beltran to the DL and Tejada activated.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Teja-ja!

He’s just completed a course of steroids, so you can expect the 2002 Tejada bolstering the lineup.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 16, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Con sarnit.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least put a condom on first, Giantz Brass

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm officially over this season.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada at short tonight?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada in RF.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably 3rd

Panda is probably out today.

Cody
Keppinger
Huff
Nate
Belt
Cabrera
Tejada
Stewart
Sanchez

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot homered

Should get to play.

Also Belt doesn’t play.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it would be

Cody
Keppinger
Fontenot
Huff
Nate
Cabrera
Belt
Stewart
Sanchez

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonights Lineup

Rowand
Tejada
Huff
Rowand
Cabrera
Tejada
Whiteside
Sanchez

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

and

Rowand

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the most “savvy” lineup I’ve ever seen.

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not real...

right?

Right?

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval said he expects to play tonight.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay then.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even JPMorgan knows that’s a bad swap

by Rdubya on Aug 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually JPMorgan did very well in the financial mess

Citibank/B of A/Lehman Brothers on the other hand…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I remember reading that JPMorgan played a big part in causing the CDS problem. They’ve definitely fared better than some of their counterparts….

by Rdubya on Aug 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

JPMorgan and Wells Fargo mostly stayed out of the CDS and bought up all the pieces afterwards for pennies on the dollar.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected

This is why I’ve replaced all other news outlets with McCovey Chronicles. The real news is too sad and depressing. I need some optimism in my life

by Rdubya on Aug 16, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

===

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't know J.P. Morgan?

kids today!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

J.P Morgone

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol good knowledge

Remember her flashing scene in the movie?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a Gong Show movie? You’ve got me there. I did see that wackass movie about Chuch Barris being in the CIA. I enjoyed that.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will remember this tweet as the moment I wrote the season off

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

jejejejejeje

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This season just gets better and better!

I’m actually shocked that Panda’s x-rays were negative.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well…the xrays were negative…just wait til he’s still feeling pain by Saturday and he goes for an MRI

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you get my message?

Need you to call me.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sent you an email yesterday. We’re good to go.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah ok...been having email issues

Did you include your number in the email?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys in the CIA?

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LSD

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LDS

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Project MKULTRA

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

 IF anyone makes sense to get DFA’s it’s Tejada and Derosa. They make the team worse, and they money left on their contracts, isn’t much by baseball standards. I guess the team isn’t at much liberty to DFA guys with so many injured and a threat for Pablo to get DL, although unlikely.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can help in some way. Welcome back, Miguel

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you back on the vicodin?

;-)

I’m in this line, would be nice for him to catch fire and rake for a week or two. Stranger things have happened (TGWTWS)

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I just cleared my mind, threw out all the 2010 trash, so to speak. I’m not going to complain about the injuries piling up. I’m just going to root for whatever is left of the team.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants basically traded Zack Wheeler for Miguel Tejada (plus are paying Tejada $2 million more than the cash they got from the Mets). Fantastic.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We couldn’t have seen Beltrans injury coming. Serenity now, serenity now

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's true

he’s been a rock his entire career. no injuries.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on…it’s a risk. but a worthy risk. the wrist injury is completely new and could not have been foreseen.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I’m just basking in the negativity.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. had it been his knees again, well… this would be a diff story.

but it’s an injury he’s never had.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an old dude, they get injured and are never the same…much like old lawyers

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matlock was good

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can still be annoyed that it’s happening now.

Also this:

Serenity now, serenity now

Is really condescending.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he meant it to be. I’m pretty sure he meant it as a mantra that he’s repeating.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like, “calm down, crazy.”

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, no. sorry, I never meant it like that. I was saying it to myself to keep my optimism in check

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you ever see that Seinfeld episode?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, not a Seinfeld fan.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? maybe you are crazy…. ;)

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

seinfeld was way overrated

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I never found it that funny. But, I realize that I’m in a minority on that one.

@legaleagle88
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope suggests that maybe it was a guy thing. I never liked Seinfeld either… then again after going back and watching them now….
“Seriously hon, I think you’d like it….hmmmm that didn’t hold up very well nevermind”

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a marijuana thing.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was pioneering

most of today’s sitcoms wouldn’t be close to the same without it. Look at it in today’s context though, where so many shows have taken what they did and built on it, and it looks really dated.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I LOVE broad comedies!"

“I love the laugh track! It tells you when to laugh!”

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curb has been amazing this season

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Aug 16, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t care for the show…I felt like it was a lot of inside jokes that fans like telling to each other.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

me either

again, I guess if you’re watching it in today’s context it can seem like that, because you’ve heard all the jokes already

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That's the *only* way it makes sense to me.

But absent that context it seems like a needlessly dismissive statement intended to provoke.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally don’t get that reference, either! ;-)

I think I wasn’t a huge fan because I was relatively young when Seinfeld was in it’s heyday — it ran from when I was 11 to when I was 20. Teenage girls weren’t really the demographic.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about shows with Melissa Joan Heart?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarissa Explains It All
Samantha, the Teenage Witch
Melissa & Joey

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw an ad for Melissa & Joey. WTH is that?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Hey, remember these two people?"

they’re familiar to you! watch them!

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on the hit made-for-TV movie!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 17, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Samantha was the witch on Bewitched, right?

Sabrina drinking game: take a drink every time the cat talks

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ally McBeal

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually don’t like shows about people who work in law offices. Go figure.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they're so reeeeeeal

especially Ally McBeal, with all the fancy clothing and sleeping around. Yeah right!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcwcw

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Seinfeld. I can’t be real friends with anyone doesn’t like Seinfeld or the Giants… ;)

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s funny because it’s true.

Seinfeld is real humor that you can relate with. George may be the best TV character ever invented.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I miss that endearing know-it-all.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

am i not enough for you ;_;

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You two entertain different sides of the brain.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT’s a drug cocktail!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still watch the reruns, and when I have a bad day/when the Giants lose, Seinfeld always puts a smile on my face. The entire cast is the best ensemble ever on TV.

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well after seeing tonight's LOLineup...

…you better go dig out those dvd’s asap

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m prepared, it’s on at 11pm!

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew there was something I liked about you.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just that one thing! LOL.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay. Sorry.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s from Seinfeld.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was talking to himself.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Serenity Now” is something that you mutter to yourself as you are going insane.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

pardon my insanity after this team somehow makes it back to October.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lloyd Braun is better than you!

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

serenity now, serenity NOW!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it coming… I just thought Andre Ethier with a fly ball to right and a torn leg muscle.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh-guel Tejada

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by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah pretty much

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for putting this into a context that completely ruined my afternoon.

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET BACK WHEELER!!!!!!

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by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fear is this:

Tejada gets a couple of hits (now stay with me here), perhaps an extra base hit or, ZOMG!!, a HR. Bochy will see him as the savior and his soon-to-revert-useless ass will be in the starting lineup until season’s end.

by younghutch on Aug 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orrrrr…he will be one of the few dudes who can actually still stand upright

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freakout is on?

Come on, last 3 games we saw the real Giants play. Everything minus 2 cheezy early runs and the 9th yesterday was awesome.

Nate on Saturday had energy run (2b, 3rd on E, R on PB). Sun, Homer and almost another and a deep deep out opo field. Yesterday, yes another homer.

Pablo is not hurt

Yahoo sports (laugh goes here) just declared Giants have easiest schedule of all contenders here on out. 3 vs ATl and 6 vs AZ are only 2 above .500 teams. Of course losing those 9 will hurt, since they are direct competition for the only 2 spots we can get, but at least it isn’t Philly or any of the NL Central contenders.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t really freakout until I read this site.

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There’s nothing to freak out about. We’re only 2.5 games back, and probably a slightly better team, even if we are carrying the walking dead on the DL.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tejada is back!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We gave away Wheeler for nothing. And we’ll probably overpay for that nothing again in the off season.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to "The Walking Dead"

Which can refer to both the AMC show and the upcoming homestand.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you round down

it’s 0% chance

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that due to an 8% chance of rain?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching in a bar increases the percentage.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t get to a bar soon enough

It’s 1:11 and that’s what I’m thinking!

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, if only it were the weekend..

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember

You can follow along with Eric Surkamp’s start at 7pm eastern. That will undoubtedly be more happy.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

In the span of two hours we just exchanged on our active roster

Sergio Romo and Carlos Beltran

for

Dan Runzler and Miguel Tejada

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing as you put it that way, I’ll use the rusty razor on my wrists.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

make sure they're extra rusty

and filled with tetanospasmin

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran to the DL for sure?

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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

99%

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Tom Hagen suggested Frankie do to himself in “Godfather Part II.”

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT

DeRosa is still available!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera-Tejada left side of the infield. Just thinking about it makes me fall over

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - I just bought 49ers/NY Giants tickets.....

…mostly because my friend is a big NY Giants fan….and so I can return to Candlestick.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I went last year

for the first time since 9/30/1999. It still sucks.

But it is still fun in a weird way. Just a blast from the past. Worst part really was that we were in Upper Reserved in centerfield, so we couldn’t see the JumboTron, and the sun was directly in our eyes.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

November 13th

Don’t think I’ll have to worry about sun in my eyes. ;-)

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just want to cut down attendance next week.

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you would take the ring to sauron

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by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened to the Romo Appreciation Thread

I tried to start?

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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I still love him.

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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he's no Bernie Williams...

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Aug 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I do love Bernie

but pitchers and position players are not comparable.

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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is no Brian Williams

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep Brian Wilson out of this

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by D4P on Aug 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no William Tell…

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nor is it a Weekend at Bernie’s

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.....

Weekend With Bernie Kosar’s Daughter?….

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have failed me for the last time.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weeeeeee. The good news keeps comin
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Sergio Romo has gone back to SF for tests on his elbow. He had tests a few days ago that showed just inflammation. Bone spurs possible, tho

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just read that

at least he will be back when rosters expand. We really got bit by the injury bug this year but no worries, Huff and Tejada are fine.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is also healthy.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

we’re really in good shape, somehow these injuries only hit unproductive clogs in our system like Posey.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to play to get hurt

Rowand plays an annoying half the time. Huff is superman. Tejada was hurt, but now behind Cabrera. The irony.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went for a run this morning. I don’t ever run anymore; I’d rather swim. Running is tough on my joints. But damn it, did I run, and run and run. I had things on my mind, dammit. I ran until my legs burned. I ran so hard and for so long I forgot to circle back, so I ended up 8.5 miles from my house. I was really far away. And that sucked.

Why did I run then, you ask? And what was on my mind? That was 3 weeks of shitty baseball I’m trying to get out of my system, and it worked, too. It’s August 16, and we’re 2.5 games out of first place. I’m forming the line for a fresh start, with the team we have now. No expectations. Just have fun. Who’s with me?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m with y- wait, what? Who? ROMO NOW, TOO!?!?!?!?!?!! Fuck this, I’m out

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the optimism man, just can’t right now

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half a season, half a season,
 Half a season onward,
All in the valley of Sun
 Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, Giants Fan!
“Charge for the bats!” he said:
Into the valley of Sun.
 Rode the six hundred.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm In!!!!!

Schedule looks a lot brighter after ATL….and 6 head to head vs. the snakes

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Aug 16, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

--

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by Juan Primo on Aug 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We arent alone
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Amaro says Hamels MRI showed inflammation behind rotator cuff, will miss at least one start.

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

…with our luck, against the snakes.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But on the counter,

Halladay was rained out and pushed to tonight. So a bit of a wash.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee Halladay Worley were lined up for AZ, I believe.

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by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starters injuries are the 1 thing that would Doom the Giants so fast

Instead we just walk around gimpy and fighting 2-1 games.

Honestly, very thankful no Cain, Lincecum or Bumgarner injuries. Relievers have short shelf lives by default. Position players, just crazy unlucky.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies actually have bad issues with injuries as well

Oswalt
Polanco
Lidge
Contraras
Hamel.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also Utley

Still don’t care. I’d rather lose Utley for 2 months in April\May than Posey how we did.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo > Lidge + Contreras
Length of Poseys injury > Utley
Pablo > Polanco
Oswalt was replaced by a 2.5 ERA (a la Zito)
Hamels will miss a start or 2 < Torres/Ross/Sanchez/Belt/Burrell+Forced to watch Rowand

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that:

Lidge = Romo
Pablo = Utley
Polanco = Sanchez
Oswalt = Vogelsong + Zito + Sanchez
Hamels (pretty minor so far)
Contreras was pretty good but probably minor.

Posey is definitely the wild card…it would be like the Phillies losing both Utley and Ruiz for the season.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see a universe where Romo = Lidge.

Romo > all relievers where Lidge is basically replacement level since 2009.

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah seriously

Lidge isn’t good.

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo is great but as a reliever, his effect on the game is limited to 1 to 2 innings.

Romo pitched 62 innings last year had a 1.7 WAR
Lidge pitched 45 innings and had a 1.1 WAR.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what?

In Lidges past 111 innings dating back to 2009, he has a -.4 WAR.

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

fWAR

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Lidge isn’t terribly good. Romo is very very good, Bochy’s stupid use of him notwithstanding

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Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ever stop to think that Bochys “stupid use” is protecting a reliever who may have been compromised? sliders are tough on the arm, and Baggs has alluded to Romo being compromised several times this year

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ever stop to think that Bochys "stupid use" is protecting a reliever who may have been compromised?

I have actually been wondering that today. I think it makes sense.

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felipe and Dusty laugh at this idea.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Brower cries.

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been used in more games for less IP each game.

I think that’s actually worse on your arm.

90 games, 60 IP < 70 games, 70 IP

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's more likely

That Bochy is overinfatuated with platoon matchups and undervalues a very good relief pitcher because of some ill timed HRs..
 
OR

That Bochy had secret information that he told no one about, and thus devised a secret plan to use Romo only a little bit but not very much in order to save him?

I mean, hell, how hard would it have been to say “Well, we like Romo a lot, but we’re holding back on him because we’re a little worried about his arm.”?

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t want to let your opponents know that a reliever is pitching injured, or that he isn’t available unless you have to.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you’re putting a guy on the DL then it speaks for itself

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well sure he's injured NOW

but postulating that because of this injury, he must have been nursing one all season, or they were using kid gloves trying to avoid one (they really weren’t, the way they were using him) is a pretty big leap

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Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

they say things like “oh we’re being careful with him” about pitchers all the time

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they say nothing even more often.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE YOU DON’T ADVERTISE YOUR WEAKNESS

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teams say stuff like this about pitchers All. The. Time.

‘Oh, we’ve used closer X for a few days in a row, we won’t go to him unless we have to, blah’.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying ‘his elbow is fucked up and we’re keeping him on a low pitch count’ is a lot different than ’he’s been working a lot lately’. A team might respond if asked about it, but it seems like most would prefer to keep things as close to the vest as possible, and especially so with the Giants.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, aside from having no plausible reason whatsoever to advertise that they are using Romo gingerly, they should totally advertise that they are using Romo gingerly?

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This lineup decision must surely be based on valid underlying reasons of which we are incapable of knowing!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

he had one horrible year (-3.3 rWAR) but a really good year before that (2.8 rWAR)

he had a 1.1 rWAR last year and only pitched 6 innings this year.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

last year

he completely outperformed his peripherals, largely owing to a .250 BABIP (career .306)

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was the same pitcher last year he was in 2007

maybe a little worse

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm…well, that’s too bad

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shits official
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Carlos Beltran and Sergio Romo on the DL; Miguel Tejada activated bit.ly/qGzs9u
8 minutes ago

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by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/slits wrists with scissors

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

rusty scissors!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

made of polonium

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by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they were paid for by your tax dollars, so yeah.

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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

just try

not to bleed on the pleadings.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty even talent swap

this is 2001 right?

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know anymore…

by urea on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this just presents more of challenge, is all.

I’m not gonna freak out. I think I freaked all I could freak last night

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's a shoc-

FUCK I DID NOT READ THE SECOND PART

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohooo!!!
I won a bet on that one. Said last night it would happen…
DAMMIT!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what’s your prize?

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody wins here. except maybe AZ

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's over

They’re just not capable of putting a competitive team on the field any more. We can question certain personnel decisions all we want but you can’t expect any team to overcome this many injuries. If they somehow do we can all celebrate a miracle.

by deadlinenow on Aug 16, 2011 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how I would have felt if Pablo broke his leg.

To be honest I think the injuries have helped as much as they have hurt.

Zito, Tejada, Derosa, all these injuries made the team better because the player was replaced by someone better.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorta

But nothing has made up for Posey. Beltran hurt has been nothing good either.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

We are definitley on teh negative side of the ledger.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

more cuts!!!! no more taxes!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they were in 1st place before getting Beltran

If Romo isn’t out too long, they might be able to work around not having him. Casilla, Affeldt, Ramirez, Lopez and Affeldt makes it a pretty deep bullpen. Mota probably moves up a notch and Runzler becomes mop-up man.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chances Belt starts tonight?

About the same as the chance he will get a hit last night?

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I think at this point

Bochy will be lucky to put together a starting lineup with healthy individuals.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ!!!!!

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Klaw.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be funny

But bork is probably thinking this with sabez

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

actually, when Beltran comes off the DL, they’ll have to make a position player roster move. I’ll bet it’s DeRosa back on the DL

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't hold your breath.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m being positive. No more negative thoughts.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U!

This is MCC.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why my optimism won’t last. You will all trample my serenity

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A PREDICTION. A FORECAST.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubtful

The offseason will obviously help this team too much so it is being sent down to AAA.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 16, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

September 1st

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks…he’s pretty awful. I rather see Surkamp and Humbree (?)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or we could call up that Wheeler kid from St Lucie

by Rdubya on Aug 16, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo, that’s intriguing.

call up Hembree to take Romo’s place? also, get our ass in my line to reboot the season from here. You’ll be happier

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Shop'd image idea.

I have not the time nor skill to pull this off, but I would love to see a pic of some dope snapping his suspenders with Bochy’s head shop’d and a caption reading, “No Need for Belt”

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

....second

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hrm.

Who’da thought that GISing “suspenders” would lead to so many pictures of attractive women?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. I forgot why I GISed “suspenders.”

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the great GIS truth. No matter what you search for, you will find attractive ladies wearing little clothing.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule 34.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even moreso if you GIS “attractive ladies wearing little clothing.”

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, nope?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Safesearch on (at work). Maybe you do, too.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. It’s “the use of quotations”. Still a very strange image.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said “ladies” and I get one result?! One?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, more The Franchise
S.F. Giants Reality Series ‘The Franchise’ Adds Two Episodes http://t.co/FCU6QEq @SFGiants

I hope for it to run through whatever the Giants have left in contention to defend the title.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, that’s all they need, more exposure of their defeat and disappointment.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the last week of August, the Giants have promote their entire AAA ballclub to replace injuries on the team.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

PILLAPALOOZA

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This week on the Franchise...

Brandon Belt begs his landlord to rent him an apartment for the 8th time this season.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

adding episodes means the show is being well-received. I’ll take it

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought “Breaking Bad” was on AMC.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s clear that the show has put a curse on the team. I am not into it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should go back and watch the shows from all of the other seasons that we didn’t watch the World Series.

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by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at the bright side. We’ll have paid the price for 2010 by the end of the year, and should start 2012 with a clean slate to the baseball gods.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACTINOID = nice high probability Scrabble bingo

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel the impatience with Beltran and OCab

Comes from the fact they are rentals and that is something Sabes never did before to this extent. He traded away a player many felt could become a top of the pitcher in a few years for a banged up, overpaid outfielder. I know Beltran can be great when healthy and I still would want the same move made, but he needs to be in the lineup to get value from the deal. I hated the Carbrerra deal and still do. Feels like Sabes is getting desperate and slipping into his old habits again.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I liked the Beltran trade and was meh on the Cabrera trade.

Watching Beltran hit compared to all the other Giants (except Panda) was so refreshing. The guy drove the ball and actually look like a threat. I don’t mind them taking their time with him.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

But if he never plays while they’re in contention then the real anger of the fans will come out and show a lot of distaste for Sabean. I still want him at 100% instead of getting hurt again while at 80%.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

A look at the starting Giants by age

Cabrera: 37
Tejada: 37
Huff: 34
Rowand: 33
Fontenot: 31
Keppenger: 31
Whiteside: 31
Ross: 30
Schierholtz: 27

by Ian A on Aug 16, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

that is cherry-picked.

Posey, Pablo, Crawford and Belt turn the tides. and we’ll see all 4 together next year.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er...

Pablo: injured
Posey: injured
Crawford: exiled to Fresno
Belt: Bochy’d

by Ian A on Aug 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously young players are more injury prone than old ones.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 16, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is though

the team you posted isn’t the team the Giants went into the season with.

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention the entire pitching staff is probably under 30 except for Mota

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who let Rumsfeld into the room?

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Anyone who, at this point, still talks about the Giants in terms of their opening day roster is either senile or suffering from delusions. I can’t say I blame’em… the truth is painful.

Also, when talking about the Giants problems it isn’t the pitching staff that comes to mind 19 out of 20 times.

by Ian A on Aug 16, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, right

what I’m trying to say is that the Giants’ problem isn’t that they’re all old, it’s that their good position players are injured. The average position player age would be normal if the actual starters were starting.

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non-Homegrown Players Given Ridiculously Long Term Contracts For More Money Than They're Obviously Worth

Example: Barry Zito, Aaron Rowand

They were given more money than they’re obviously worth. The only way fans were going to be onboard with their signings was if they performed like Tim Lincecum and Barry Bonds. Fans wouldn’t have revolted as quickly if they performed at least like Jonathan Sanchez and Cody Ross. Instead they performed like a bottom of the rotation starter who should get replaced and a fifth outfielder.

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by JRPhillips on Aug 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand was approximately average for a couple of years

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Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where does Nate fit on Grant's periodic table?

Seems like he doesn’t get much support here. He’s quietly putting together a nice season at the plate and his defense is superb. Seems like he’ll never live down swinging at pitches that hit him.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Nate.

It seems like he is always trying hard and hustling even on hopeless plays.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hustling even on hopeless plays.

and how is this ever a bad thing? are you kidding me? Huff didn’t hustle, in fact, stopped running yesterday, and the CF misplayed the ball. Huff has stopped running on a few groundouts and it turned out the 1st baseman couldn’t pick the ball, but he was out for not hustling down the line.

never say that about a player as if it’s a bad thing

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he meant it as a bad thing

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Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I think I read that wrong. sorry, dude

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psst

(Bonds failed to hustle quite a bit)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he was extremely careful about avoiding injury, rightly so, and as his Godfather taught him.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the story

But I also remember his saying in an interview that he knows he should run everything out but sometimes gets so frustrated that he just can’t do it.

I believe it was after a question from Tolbert on KNBR.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And honestly, there was never a time in Barry’s life where he had a coach who could force him to run out grounders, it’s true. But I remember hearing Willie say the same thing about his value to the team and how being in the lineup is more important than the very small number of bases that type of hustle yields.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, for Barry, I’d make the exception. he’s the biggest game-changer I’ve ever seen, and I feel damn lucky to have watched him play all those years.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie put it in terms of great talent bringing great responsibility.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Willie hustle though?

Taking extra bases whenever possible, forcing throws and such?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to imagine Willie Mays going all Godfather on Jonny Fontane Sanchez.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s just my nate-tinted glasses, but I think he gets lots of love in these parts.

/abs_joke

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he def. gets more love here

but it’s not just swinging at pitches that hit him, it’s that even with his good year this year, if he produced at his career MLB level, he’d be one of the worst hitting corner OFs in all of baseball.

For me, he needs to sustain this level of offensive performance for a while longer

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the question is what is "a while"?

340 PAs this season is creeping out of SSS country. I wish we could pinpoint how last year’s shoulder injury affected his performance, because I really want to believe he’s turned the corner.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s still a pretty small sample compared to his career, even given sporadic playing time. I like Nate, and I hope he has figured it out, but I’m doubtful about that.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

another 600 PA or so maintaining this level

before it becomes what I expect of him. I do like that his defensive numbers are being brought down to something that’s more reasonable though. He’s not a true talent +20 defender. No one is.

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like he’ll never live down swinging at pitches that hit him.

I’ve complained before about how he continues to be thought of as “that guy who swings at pitches that hit him” and basically nothing more, and am still getting shit about it. But, I have always been a fan of his because of his attitude, speed, hustle and defense (see my sig). Even for the five minutes when Beltran was playing, I wanted him in RF at AT&T. That he’s starting to put it together at the plate somewhat has really been the bright spot in the season for me.

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have always liked Nate!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think he’s ok. Not bad, but not amazing.

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by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, but not grape.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Average, but not apple

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Nate.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lurve Nate, and to me has a better arm than Beltran.

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t fully understand the logic behind having Nate in left and Beltran in right.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran demanded it, I thought.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

not ever admitted by anyone with the Giants

but actions speak louder than negative covenants.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said he would be more comfortable in right.
Unless it was stipulated as one of the terms of the trade, I don’t know how realistic it is to assume that he has that kind of leverage.

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by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they clearly said that he did not demand to play in RF.

/awaits the chorus of “well, of course that’s what they would say!”

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this “he said he would be more comfortable” as in conversation, or as in delicate diplomatic negotiations implying absolute demands?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see how it would be the latter if Beltran had that kind of leverage, but… how.

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by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Hey, Schoenfield used my chat comment
Al (CA)

Don’t like the one-game wild card playoff idea. I’d like to see other methods used to increase a team’s motivation for winning the division. Like, say, making the wild card team play ALL of its LDS games on the road.

David Schoenfield (2:12 PM)

Personally, I like that idea more than a one-game playoff.

I’m not even really that high on that idea. I just, well, I really don’t like the single-game WC playoff.

BTW, my name isn’t really Al, so you may not call me that.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So you won’t be my long-lost pal, either?

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by rotorueter on Aug 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A one game playoff is a terrible, terrible idea. Baseball is too random!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if it's two wild card teams, they should have a disadvantage

…compared to the division winners. “Win to get in” makes sense to me as it gives the WC a “half chance” compared to the division winners.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

they already don’t have home field advantage, and the top 2 division winners would have a bye (the 2 WC team system being discussed has 4 divisions, right?). There’s a good chance that the 2 WC teams actually had better records than the 2 division winners.

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought

2 WCs play a one-game playoff and play the top division winner, kinda like the NCAA basketball tourney.

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by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that idea less than the NFL-esque system.

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Baseball’s “modern” disadvantage is the rarity with which it can hype a single game. Hyping a series is a lot harder to do, given people’s interests.

ONE GAME PLAYOFF is instantly exciting.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

the only sport that can really do that (hype one game) is football

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

the basketball playoffs are terrible.

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello...Football?

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that shit i don’t need hype

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by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game’s been dicked with enough for ratings. Baseball doesn’t need to be the NFL.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They already have one game playoffs. This is not an affront to the sport.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are only when two teams are exactly equal.

It doesn’t seem right to me that a team can be 10 games up near the end of the season and have to prepare everything for one game to decide the season. At any rate, there shouldn’t be any one-game playoffs. In case of a tie, there should be a three-game playoff, the way the NL used to do it.

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by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO, the real problem with baseball’s playoff setup right now has to do with the competitive/payroll imbalance in the American League, where the Yankees and Red Sox have been the AL representative in 9 out of the last 14 World Series. They’re pretty much the baseball equivalent of Rangers and Celtic in the Scottish League.

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by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just get rid of all the playoffs, and make the season 12 months long.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

Make it a 162-game round robin playoff.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, like basketball.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

A 162-game round robin, with teams organized into two pools, and the winner of each pool meeting in a 7-game series.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

In addition to making the WC play its entire first round on the road, get rid of this business of not having divisional rivals meet in the LDS.

OK, Boston, you’re OK with the wild card? Fine. You’re going to Yankee Stadium and you’re gonna win there THREE TIMES before we let you advance.

Same to you, Braves. Go to Philadelphia and beat Halladay, Lee and Hamels in their park before you move on.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This whole argument is rather silly

It’s all trying to solve a non-existent problem. There shouldn’t be five playoff teams to begin with. After a 162-game season, it’d be easy to argue that four is already too many.

The change I would make is eliminating divisions entirely and playing a balanced schedule. Top four teams in each league make the playoffs. None of the unfairness of the current wild card, no more hopelessness for the O’s, Jays, and Rays. If it’s really necessary to have more playoff teams, have six and give the top two teams byes. It’s better to reward the best than penalize the worst.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

I just stubbed my toe.

/Goes on DL for 15 days

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by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

aww look at you!! you’d fit right in!

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure, looks like a 60 Day DL injury… (Something Bochy would say to Belt)

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by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hems and haws for 6 fucking days before going on DL

by younghutch on Aug 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Via Baggs
Wow. Huff is doing his cry-laugh thing.

CF Ross
2B Fontenot
1B Sandoval
RF Huff
LF Belt
SS Cabrera
3B Tejada
C Stewart
P Sanchez

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by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 16, 2011 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

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by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Sanchez K's everyone.

That OF defense is shhhaaaakkyyy

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is the infield defense. Even Sandoval is at first.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will allow one ball in play. It will be a bloop hit that skirts past Huff and allows all three runners he put on (2 BB, 1 HBP) to score.

Giants lose 3-2. (Only runs are solo HRs from Sandoval and Belt)

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by Ott on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine the epic meltdown

When Huff misplays a fly ball and it goes by him for an inside-the-park homer.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff plays right and belt isn't at first

this is just too, too funny

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by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“Typhoid Mark” DeRosa, who infected Beltran with wrist-rot when activated and has ridden the pine since.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, he is fully available!

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s definitely well-rested!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUNNY

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY ISN'T BELT STARTING

Oh, Belt is starting. Also wait, is Huff really in right field? Is this a typo?

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I miss an announcement about an injury to Nate?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had the hip flexor thing but he played yesterday. Maybe he got worse? I’ve ben inclined to think the same thing about Groiny.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

I forgot about that.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not Huff – And obviously Tejada needed to be in the Lineup

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may want to give Panda a ‘day off’ at first, for the foot.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense just…why Huff at all?

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you prefer Rowand or DeRosa?

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by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand can play the field…MDR is not actaully a baseball player, he is a macaroni statute

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

In France, MDR (standing for mort de rire) is used instead of LOL.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, finally, we have acquired a truly fun fact.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

gonnorhea or chlamydia?

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has actually been good the last 30 days.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but he hasn’t been in the OF…

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Belt and Sandoval are in there. The rest is just… WTF?

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I die, I want to go out quietly, like my grandfather Bruce Bochy, and not screaming like the people on MCC.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG LOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need to make sure Huff gets in there, so have to keep RF open. Basically, Nate is riding the pine so Tejada can play. I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with Fontenot at 2B. Kepp will need some days off.

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was tired after his KNRB interview this am

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s more that Pablo’s foot is bothering him and they don’t think he can play 3B. Also, Huff getting hot/swinging the bat well/having good BPs

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by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather see Nate in right than Huff, but I agree. They don’t want Pablo moving that much, so they stuck him at first. That leaves left field for Belt and Huff in right.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite my saying that Kepp will need days off here or there, it should be Panda 3B, Fontenot SS, Kepp 2B, Belt 1B, Nate RF, Huff LF.

Also, if Nate can’t play, can why can’t Belt play RF? I am so confused.

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone said that Belt looked lost in RF at Fresno. Granted, Huff isn’t much better, but… let’s just hope it doesn’t burn us.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the worst player on the team.

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by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not since miggy is back

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda like he sat Nate in favor of Belt, actually. otherwise Huff would be playing LF and Nate RF.

there’s gotta be something going on with Nate that is recurring, like the hip flexor.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I think benching Nate for Tejada is dumb

but Nate’s not the only one hitting.

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate hurt

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, makes more sense

but re: the hitting thing, Sandoval, Fontenot, Belt and Huff have all put up good numbers this month (SSS of course)

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injured

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by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate had his foot amputated earlier today. He was hitting too well. It had to be sacrificed.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants waiting to see if it calms down before adding him to DL.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the remaining stub is very cranky

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Nate

Two straight games with a homerun. BENCHED

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

One you’re in next day…?

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by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this with a Heidi Klum accent.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

me too

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by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

No Rowand. That’s good, right?

by slapsy on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say this

I like that Bochy has Belt in there.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slight complaint.

Wouldn’t Belt be the better RF due to him actually having an arm?

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

But I think Bochy probably sees himself using Belt in LF a lot this year and next, and wants him to get used to it.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense.

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

my powers are already working!!

and yeah, looks like Bochy is trying to get Belt comfortable. I like that, a lot.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well..
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
LINEUP CHANGE: Belt in right field. Huff in left.

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, never that makes it all better. My nerd-rage is subsiding.

by nKoan on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

CABRERA-TEJADA-STEWART-PITCHER’S SPOT OH MY GOD IT’S A NIGHTMARE!

If Rowand were hitting lead off I might have given up the Giants forever.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I don't understand.

How is there a lineup which sports both Tejada and Cabrera?

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

there isn’t. you are not on earth anymore.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t they the same fucking person?!

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it could be Cabrera Tejada Belt Stewart Pitcher

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by say hey nation on Aug 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the shit is this.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nuh-uh… ususally I believe Baggs…but this? THIS????
Nah… he musta just bought stock in Zoloft or something and he’s trying to drive the price waaay up…

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada/Cabera at SS and 3rd?

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by LincecumFTK on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, where’s Nate?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Nate play 3B?

Cuz he really has been sucking of late

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s world’s better defensively and has been better than Huff in the last 10 games…so obviously he’s on the bench.

by Rocko711 on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

INJURED

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injured

that should just be the stock answer to any and all questions about why a Giant player is not playing.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAGGS:
Good reason Schierholtz not playing. He might have broken his right foot on foul ball in 8th inning yesterday. Seriously. Going for x-rays.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

however

he probably doesn’t notice the hip injury as much.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

nevermind, I get it. the game is an auto-loss anyways, so let’s rest some guys

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where am I?

What is this place? Is this a dream? or is it a nightmare? Am I real? Is anything real? It it all just an illusion?

by nKoan on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

my eyes!

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 recs

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not familiar with the thing I'm seeing.

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by Juan Primo on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt 5th!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got major grit points for the 4-3, HBP and K yesterday.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf?

Is it April Fools Day?

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by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I wouldn't rather see Sandoval in right than Huff

At any rate, I’m just appreciating this season for the hilarity it provides.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, duh. Brain fart.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is really about as good as it can get right now

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait what Huff in R?

I just assumed Sandoval was out for today.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKay let me see if I can discern the logic...

Ross- Torres injured, Nate isn’t a CF (according to Bochy) and perhaps has a hip injury bothering him.

Fontenot-IF already has Tejada and Ocab, so there is a need for a defensive improvement somewhere on the diamond, consequently Fonty gets the nod over Kepp.

Sandoval-he can swing the bat but he can’t run much so I’ll hide his lack of mobility due to the nasty bruise he got last night, at 1B.

Huff- Gotta keep it gritty even if Sabean has threatened my job if I don’t play Belt

Belt- See above.

Cabrera- better defender than Tejada

Tejada- we always play our vets as soon as they are available after DL stints.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Nate hurt, Torres Hurt, Posey Hurt, Sanchez hurt, Beltran hurt, Pat hurt.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kepp hurt!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you can jerk off and fix that. The Giants injury situation is beyond hope.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

William Hurt.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has been one of the team's top 3 hitters over the last 30 days.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the other 2 are in the lineup

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

CF Ross
2B Fontenot
1B Sandoval
RF Huff
LF Belt
SS Cabrera
3B Tejada
C Stewart
P Sanchez

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LCOL

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt to left side of the field?

In Play, Run(s)

by Rdubya on Aug 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had to be said.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus

Why can’t Huff sit for Nate?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What. the. fuck

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

two weeks ago it was 90%!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of those times...

where probability can go fuck itself. Seriously though, there formula is weighing something wayyyy too much. Like its correlated with grit^2 or something

by Rdubya on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s trending downwards!

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they know who's injured?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when if said the Giants would win by ten games?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

*when it said

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the formula takes into account injuries

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubtful

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why the %s are so high then.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need more of this in the majors:

http://youtu.be/GAJk-vkAFuY

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 16, 2011 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he's finally getting a day off

He’s basically played in every game so far with the Giants.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what I'm afraid of

the Giants feel like they didn’t get enough out of Beltran this year so they sign him to another deal

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly like this

Gotta justify the trade.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, works for me if they win another WS.

Plus it makes Nate a 4th OF, which is the role I think he’s best suited for

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like he’s played well enough this year to justify a starting spot.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehhhhhh

He’d be an approximately average corner OF if he kept hitting at this level or slightly below. Beltran and Belt are better options

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 16, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate's cheaper and plays better RF

I’d prefer they take that Beltran money and get a better SS

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, sure

I’d prefer they get a SS first, and I’m sure they would too. However, if they can’t, I won’t be upset if they re-sign Beltran.

And Nate MAY play better RF, but I bet it’s closer to a wash than you think

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm ok with this.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

5/75?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

3/42 with 13~ish mil option for the 4th year or a 3 mil buy out.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems reasonable

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The length of the deal is what would scare me.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything longer than 8 weeks would seem dangerous.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

A LF in CF, a 1B in LF, a DH in RF…

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

Ross has been a perfectly average CF for his career.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just going to say that. Him being in CF is about the last thing on my list of complaints today.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You realize you only have 1 more option at CF

Give you a hint

Paid 12 mil a year
Has Gritt
Can’t hit anything that has breaking movement to it
Randomly hits HR when game does not matter

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, which is why I’m saying that Cody playing CF is the last thing on my list of complaints this year.

Not sure why this was directed at me.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

*this year = today

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than the alternatives on the roster, sure. It’s still funny to see how the Giants have hamstrung themselves.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure who you're blaming there
It’s still funny to see how the Giants have hamstrung themselves.

They built a team with a lot of flexiblity. The amount of injuries would’ve hamstrung any team.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They actually had a lot of good backups…Fontenot, DeRosa

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

More hints:

He poops standing up
He pees sitting down
He sleeps in a chair

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dolphins swim with him
He thinks there is never enough hot sauce
He wonders what parachutes are for

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he hasn’t looked great defensively all year, even in LF.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I get the feeling he’s waggling his bat at me in the rest of this photo?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should be careful—he might pull a muscle.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intercoctal muscle strains are the worst.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 16, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally shocked he's not in the lineup.

THis lineup seriously seems to have been pulled from a hat.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over

But the Giants only score 1 run.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 runs. I’m booking it

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict

That Randall Delgado’s ERA will be THREE RUNS LOWER at the end of tonight’s game.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing they put Torres on the DL….

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Idiots.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who now?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way

Without Torres on the DL, Huff starts tonight over Belt.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

LOLINEUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s funny that we gnash our teeth over Bochy’s lineup construction even though at this point it’s all deckchairs on the Titanic.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe

it’s better to talk of re-arranging barnacles on the underwater wreck.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never let you go, Jack!

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah shit, it got cold. Sorry, Jack, I’m gonna swim to this boat while you float away.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 16, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

to the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the fuck off of my piece of wood, Jack. And you, frozen man, give me that goddamn whistle.

by younghutch on Aug 16, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF WTF

Good reason Schierholtz not playing. He might have broken his right foot on foul ball in 8th inning yesterday. Seriously. Going for x-rays.

by TBRMKane on Aug 16, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oh dear god how what why

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the brightside… We’re only 3 more injuries from watching Gary Brown play!

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fixed

Look at the brightside… We’re only 3 more injuries from watching Gary Brown play sit in the dugout!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the Whiteside.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s at the backstop, near all the baseballs.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh holy shit.

I might cry.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can cry together.

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it is definitely April 1!

Seriously!
The new game is injure the best playing Giant

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a plague.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This must be what A’s fans feel like every year.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TORRES

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SOURCE IS CSN!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a Baggs tweet.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs
extrabaggsAndrew Baggarly

This wave of injuries is just unreal for the #SFGiants. Never seen anything like it.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

on a wave of mutilation,
wave of mutilation
wave of mutilation
wave

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO.

Goddamn you, baseball.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok… Let’s be honest, now it’s just getting humorous

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

like the time they forgot to use anesthesia for my colonoscopy funny?

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF IS THIS!!!!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this team made of Pixie Stixs or something?!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn’t he get x-rays last night?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has hysterics

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is some sort of joke, right? … RIGHT!?
/dead

by urea on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the actual fuck?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This literally made me LOL.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, they didn’t confirm the x-rays yet.

we don’t know for sure. relax, folks

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m holding out hope. something has to go right

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good lord. This just keeps getting worse.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 16, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just laughed and cried at the same time. This is so ludicrous that it’s like a dream. There’s no way we can be this unlucky with injuries, but i know it to be true

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a Sanchez start

Should pull the Panda and put up the white flag. Best thing about this lineup is giving Belt At bats vs AAA pitcher.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, trying to get in the mind of Bochy:

Here it goes:

Playing it safe with Pablo’s injury → 1B
Keppinger scheduled day off → Fontenot at 2B
Tejada 3B → Would you rather play DeRosa?
Huff RF → swinging a hot bat, vet, etc
Belt LF → Would get burned alive by fans if he didn’t play
Ross CF → Better than Rowand-2

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

and Nate hurt

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I wrote this up before hearing about Kepp/Nate.

Makes a lot more sense now.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will the Braves stop bullying the Giants and let it get better?

Its good to see other teams have gotten involved.

Have you noticed whos in the Giants video:

Zito: DL/suck big time
Romo: DL
Bam Bam: hitting coach of almost worse hitting
Torres: DL/ leave of absence
Cain: whos named after a term to discribe a pitcher getting screwed

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
LINEUP CHANGE: Belt in right field. Huff in left.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh. Well, sure.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I woulda have done.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH…WELL ….
THAT SOLVES EVERYTHING….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now they win the WS right?

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a disabled list consolation round in the World Series?

CUZ WE’VE GOT THAT TITLES LOCKED UP!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

REASON

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont even care anymore

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am putting

my TV-watching eyeballs on the 15-day DL. Just preemptively.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad you couldn’t do it retroactively to yesterday.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give it a couple weeks

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain won’t come out of his hotel room. He just keeps watching Lifetime movies and crying.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought Cain was more of an “Days of Our Lives” fan.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golden Girls.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn right?

And Madison. Keep the 3 kings alive and we will be okay for next year. Just going to play gimp ball this year.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
LINEUP CHANGE: Belt in right field. Huff in left.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Aug 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t worry, we usually get three or four posts about breaking news here at the same time. It’s why we have the joke “Breaking!”. At ease, ex-PFC.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

If you see a sarcastic “Breaking News!” then you know you just reposted something.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it
It happens to all of us.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing that since you didn’t throw this lineup change away, it means you like it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suppose so. “Compared to what” might be a question to consider.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small solace for me, at least

I’ve thought for a long time the Giants should make Belt a corner OF instead of a 1B. It’s happening!

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Good reason Schierholtz not playing. He might have broken his right foot on foul ball in 8th inning yesterday. Seriously. Going for x-rays.

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WOW..... When will it end...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

We might see some of them starting in Atlanta tomorrow night.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? Stop it.
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Not making this up: Jeff Keppinger is getting an MRI on his wrist. Jammed it in collision with Freeman last night.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

this is just insane. what else?

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pillapalooza!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got to be playing with us. Right?
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Initial read on Keppinger is not good. Nate hoping like heck he’s just got a bad bruise.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this insane....

what’s next I’m ready bring it baggs

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even…

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants really did sell their souls to win the World Series last year. Now the bill is coming due.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Low low teaser rate for the first year of the World Series!

balloon payments in year 2.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait there's more!
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Not making this up: Jeff Keppinger is getting an MRI on his wrist. Jammed it in collision with Freeman last night.

by chenster on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

but then you would just get a bunch of demi-gods trying to prove that they’re better than their dads.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Percy Jackson!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

For fucks sake

  Andrew Baggarly
@extrabaggs
Not making this up: Jeff Keppinger is getting an MRI on his wrist. Jammed it in collision with Freeman last night.
41 seconds ago via Twitter for iPhone

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WTF????
Not making this up: Jeff Keppinger is getting an MRI on his wrist. Jammed it in collision with Freeman last night.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 16, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Not making this up: Jeff Keppinger is getting an MRI on his wrist. Jammed it in collision with Freeman last night.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Not making this up: Jeff Keppinger is getting an MRI on his wrist. Jammed it in collision with Freeman last night.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG HE SAID HE WOULDNT SHOW THIS
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Not making this up: Jeff Keppinger is getting an MRI on his wrist. Jammed it in collision with Freeman last night.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants install CT scan technology in new stadium roof at AT&T.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that why they were using the truck?

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the guy in the truck drove off the roof. he landed on his wrist tendons

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They should just buy extra. I’m sure there’s a 2-1 special on MRI scanners somewhere.

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groupon

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

If I didn’t laugh, I would just cry.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooooo...

available bench tonight…

Rowy
Whitey
Typhoid Mark

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Rowand!
@extrabaggs Again, not joking. Aaron Rowand is out with a strained intercostal (side) muscle. Giants bench is DeRosa and the backup catcher. That’s it.

by nKoan on Aug 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shite

If DeRosa doesn’t play in this game, they may as well bring up more pitchers from Fresno and cut him loose.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy

Thank goodness they decided to put Torres on the disabled list with a freaking bruise. Otherwise they might not have enough available position players.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

All nine positions to be filled by pitchers.

just sayin’

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am cannot stop laughing at this point

only coping mechanism left

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still in shock.

so to recap, that’s Kepp, Nate, Romo, and Beltran in one day? we’re losing the backups to the backups at this point

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

serenity now

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m serene now. this can’t get any worse.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s can’t possibly get any worse

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah? I have two words for you...

starting

pitching

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop it right now.
/runs from room crying.

by younghutch on Aug 16, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joins younghutch, does same thing

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooo pleeese i couldn’t i just couldn’t

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have typed that before Nads went down.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be Showtime is glad they added some episodes now.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

this is darker, more depressing and grittier than Dexter, a show with a serial killer protaganist

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking Boch

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Walking Giants.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just turned into M*A*S*H. I wonder if Alan Alda can guest star.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any Galoots for TL2?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all I’ve got left.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy flight from Fresno to ATL…

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they can get a group rate!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight: The Atlanta Braves takes on the San Francisco Grizzlies.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Probably should just travel with them.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember Darren Ford

They’ll all just get hurt after stepping off the plane/bus.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs just took this picture in the Giants clubhouse:

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

The continuing saga of a major league baseball team…. that’s gone to the dogs.

by Your mother on Aug 16, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

a Giant player just got hurt as you typed that. Literally.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa's hand fell off...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

dave groeschner is currently trying to glue it onto carlos beltran

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hand falls back off while he’s hitting

dammit, shouldn’t have used Elmers

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants are melting…

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now the sky has turned to black
And the wind cuts like a knife
Papa Ge is coming back
For the boy who clings to life
And the girl will have the gods
To repay

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is injured

Natto has been called up from Fresno to replace him.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenshin still on 40-man roster

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that's WalrusMan

Kenshin was let go to free up roster space last fall.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this like Belt replacing Huff?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That tears it

Screw today’s game. I’m gonna watch a movie instead, one that’ll take my mind off all these injuries.

Like, say, Saving Private Ryan.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This is when Twitter just adds to the torture

In the old days (2008), you would just get a single blog post about all these injuries at the same time. It would have been a much quicker death

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CHW and St. Mary's

official healthcare providers of the SF Giants, likely bankrupted by season’s end.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants already resorting to Bochy's cranky elbow diagnoses

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a silver lining!

Perhaps UCSF can break into the exclusive CHW stronghold

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably all those condoms they sent to the Twins to commemorate Thome’s 600th homer.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TwinkTown!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who needs condoms when you can have the Pill...

(BRETT PILL)

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just switched to the healthcare providers of the San Jose Giants.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 16, 2011 2:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

At least they won that game last night

Today would be so much harder to take…

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOOK AT VELEZ

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t laugh too hard, at the rate the Giants are going, he’ll be starting at 2nd base come the weekend.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis :(

Not even on the roster and he’s hurt!

by freesia39 on Aug 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are the question marks?

That’s a question right?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa

has a sad.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo

I hadn’t heard he washed out completely for the year.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe and Ish both went down for long spells this year, too.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fitting how I’m watching the Departed where the entire cast dies.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

spoiler alert

Rowand = marky mark?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, nevermind

Rowand is apparently unavailable too

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what if more than 15 guys on your 40-man are on the DL?

You can’t DFA guys on the DL, so do you just play with 24 guys?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

A few weeks ago someone brought that up and I said that it didn’t matter because it would never happen. Now I’m not so sure.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember talking about someone during the Burrell DFA fiasco

About the possibility of having 15 guys on the DL, and someone basically said that would never happen.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now on 15-day:

Romo, Zito, Beltran, Torres, Burrell

Soon: Nate, Keppinger

I guess it would be pretty hard to get up to 15.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey, Freddy. that’s 8 now.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not on the 15-day.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

60-Day DL

They don’t take up 40-man spots.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many do we have on the DL right now?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it just be easier to count those NOT on the DL?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i DO have that many toes.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You dont want to be around if g83 needs to count to 21.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could DFA someone

Or put someone on the 60-day DL. But even as it is now, how many do they have on the 15-day DL? Six, possibly two or three more after today? Still a long ways from 15.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s a good candidate for the 60…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there something maybe a bit longer in duration?

by younghutch on Aug 16, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 16, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we make it to the Playoffs,

TheThe Giants starting rotation should win the MVP.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Today is like this scene from Old Boy

The Giants are on the left. The DL is on the right. If you’ve seen the movie, you know how it ends.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

the DL has been fornicating with its daughter?

by O R They? on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

the post and cancel button shouldn’t be next to each other….

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, so we gonna be raiding AAA soon? This is ridiculous

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

not

without getting players off the 40-man roster.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Burriss and Ford were up, and things were so exciting…

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, baseball injury gods

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

His name is Darnelle he lives on the corner of Turk and Leavenworth

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for fun
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Again, not joking. Aaron Rowand is out with a strained intercostal (side) muscle. Giants bench is DeRosa and the backup catcher. That’s it

by chakdephatte on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing. There has never been a two-hour period like this, ever.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is totally going into extras. Runzler in LF.

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madbum!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

CASILLA

MAN CAN DO EVERYTHING

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by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT APPROACH AT THE PLATE

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

more accurately

GREAT APPROACH AT THE PLATE ROUGH VICINITY OF THE BATTER’S BOX

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Well played.

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good thing pitchers hit in the NL. Otherwise the bench would be even shorter.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont even care anymore

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants bench is DeRosa and the backup catcher. That’s it

accurate for the next 5 minutes

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in…Mark DeRosa has loose tendon in wrist. When asked, he replied “DUH!”. Tendon had no comment.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/DeRosa’s wrist explodes

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing

Cain, Vogelsong, and Bumgarner may be asked to pinch hit tonight.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And pinch run, and maybe play a little shortstop (for defensive reasons).

by nKoan on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner at SS!

I wonder when the last time a lefty played SS was. Probably dead ball era.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

MadBum, and I’m sure he’ll be ready.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget Mota!

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by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait. He’ll be pitching innings 3-6

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by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL’d hard.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So just Whiteside then?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the same injury that wiped out Zimmerman for a long time, I think

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apologies to anyone else who has mentioned it,

but this is just like that bit in “Homer at the Bat” where everyone from Mr. Burns’ dream team gets injured or waylaid or both.

Except for Straw, obviously.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 16, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

One tear for Straw.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Rowand not starting?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Look up.

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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give you a guess, and your first guess has to be hes injured!!!

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolute laugher.
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Again, not joking. Aaron Rowand is out with a strained intercostal (side) muscle. Giants bench is DeRosa and the backup catcher. That’s it.

by freesia39 on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I initially didn't care what happened this season, because

TGWTWS.

But, then the thought of them not making the playoffs after that started to feel really embarrassing. These injuries are sort of sucking my will to live, but, on the bright side, if they don’t make it they have a really damn good excuse.

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

At least this will be one to remembe rin 2015. Remember that time that they could barely field 8 position players?

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my idea going in. It’s just so hard not to care though.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I’m just trying really hard to not throw myself down the nearest staircase.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

extrabaggsAndrew Baggarly

Again, not joking. Aaron Rowand is out with a strained intercostal (side) muscle. Giants bench is DeRosa and the backup catcher. That’s it.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY!!!! SOME GOOD NEWS!

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not good news at this point.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, ever, but especially not now.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I beg to differ. Rowand can kindly take his $$$ and go “S” a “D”

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not liking a player is fine

Wishing for or celebrating an injury to a player is well beyond unacceptable

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

ls;adkjfal;ksdjfal;

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by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fodder from MLBTR
# Zambrano to Giants for Barry Zito and $46MM. I’m putting this here because the idea is a favorite of many Cubs fans and was even tossed out there by ESPN’s Buster Olney today. Let’s think this through though, because it makes little sense for either side given the huge contract difference. The Cubs would exchange one year of a problem veteran pitcher for three? Releasing Zambrano would be simpler. From their point of view the Giants would have to send even more money to compensate for having to have Zito through ‘13. And on the Giants’ side, would they really want to be free of Zito so badly that they’d send another team over $40MM to make him go away?
# Zambrano and $6MM to the Giants for Aaron Rowand. This, I can see, because the Giants might like to keep the money a wash and at least have the chance of getting some back-end innings out of Zambrano next year. If not, they could release him as they might Rowand. Plus, the years match up.

by slapsy on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather have Zito than Zambrano.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless they were willing to do it straight up. Trade Zito for Zambrano, cut Zambrano. Problem solved.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I would be okay with that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would just explode on his way to SF.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't see any use at all for Zambrano on this team.

You really can’t trade starting pitching to the San Francisco Giants these days.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd probably do the Rowand one

SP Insurance is more valuable than a 7th OF

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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is Zambrano would be a time bomb

if he wasn’t starting.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is

Zambrano could bat cleanup.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst case you release him

and he provides just as much value as Rowand would

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Zambrano would outhit most of the team…

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he would be starting

I’d rather send him out there than Sanchez at this point. (I’d probably rather use Surkamp than either, though.)

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Zambrano has announced he is going on the 15-day DL, as this rumor sprained his sense of well-being.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

We might get some more hilarious relief pitchers batting today, at this rate.

by freesia39 on Aug 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that is already guaranteed.

Sanchez will likely be done by the 4th or 5th inning. Maybe Mota will hit a homerun.

by chakdephatte on Aug 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

omfg i can’t believe this. This is like the Lowry in OF Feliz as catcher thing but worse. I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or just die

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

do we even have a bench for tonights game?

Whiteside, and that’s it, right? all available players are playing

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by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MDR

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa and Whiteside are the bench.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So just Whiteside, then.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how everyone forgets that DeRosa exists. Including Bochy.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm completely serious when I ask this question:

Aren’t the Giants better off just forfeiting tonight’s game and getting reinforcements from Fresno for Wednesday and Thursday night?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, there's a nonzero chance we win today.

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean because they don’t want to risk more players getting hurt?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they should just bench Sandoval and Belt and pray for a miracle.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa in LF, Stewart in RF?

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batting sixth and playing right field for the Giants, Matt Cain.

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Aug 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Now playing catcher for the Giants…Ryan Vogelsong!!!

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're going to have to go Little League style

When Sanchez is pulled, he’s going to have to go into the outfield.

by freesia39 on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Geez...the pre-game interview with Bochy aught to be fun.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

“There will be no Bruce Bochy show today as he is sick with the flu.”

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip will be out with laryngitis

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave is still hurting from his elbow injury.

by urea on Aug 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon is day to day, and we’ll DL him after the 10th day.

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

that was the missus’ response to the last one.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So summarizing.

Romo to the DL with inflammation in his elbow

Beltran to the DL with a strained wrist

Nate getting xrays. Maybe a broken foot.

Keppinger getting an MRI. Looks bad according to Baggs

Rowand with a strained intercostal muscle.

Pablo seemingly ok

Tejada and Runzler activatd

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Pablo is ok.. GAMER

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by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo would probably sit a few games if our offense was better and half our team was healthy.

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect this too.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Nate is done would they call up Peguero?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

god I hope not

I think coming to MLB would destroy him.

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has 3 BBs in 200 PA in AA

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sill probably a better hitter than Ford and he’s on the 40 man.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Ford up for the limited PA he'd see

than completely ruin his development by having him face MLB pitching

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really buy the argument that hitting off big league pitching for a few weeks would destroy his development.

That said, I’m not saying calling him up would be some great boost to the Giants chances, it would just be interesting to get a look at a prospect.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think even in limited PA

it could really entrench some bad habits he already has.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

For comparison

Pablo had 8 in 175 PA at AA

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peguero is Pablo Sandoval!

Science!

/rolls eyes

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I was agreeing with you)

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

All these injuries have me flustered

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
So summarizing.


Romo to the DL with a cranky inflammation in his elbow
 
Beltran to the DL with a agitated strained wrist
 
Nate getting xrays. Maybe an dysthymic broken foot.
 
Keppinger getting an MRI. Looks horridbad according to Baggs
 
Rowand with a hysterical strained intercostal muscle.
 
Pablo seemingly ok not dead
 
Tejada (LOL) and Runzler activatd

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo ok?

Wouldn’t he be at 3B if he was 100%?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily

Both of the other first basemen are needed in the outfield.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most incredible part of this

Is that when Beltran was acquired, the question was where does he fit. He was the sixth outfielder on the roster, seventh if you count Burrell. Today Huff and Belt are playing in the OF corners because Cody Ross is the only healthy outfielder on the roster! They’ve gone from six to one in two weeks! It’s amazing, really.

by taliesin on Aug 16, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know it is bad when...

…Giants fans are lamenting an injury to Aaron Rowand

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know it is bad when...

Giants fans are Anybody is lamenting an injury to Aaron Rowand

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by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we DL Rowand for 15 days?

And call up Ford, anyone from AA? Burriss? Anything better than letting Bruce Bochy have Rowand around as a shiny toy.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand sucks

But he is so, so much better than Ford.

by TDonk on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GARY BROWN plz

Zito to 60day DL to make room

by iHateBochy on Aug 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres will be back

in about 13 days!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this rate looks like September call-ups are going to come earlier

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad news
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Beltran went to Cleveland for another opinion and MRI. Had another cortisone shot, too. Bochy said he might be OK when eligible Tuesday.
2 minutes ago

Another shot?

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I’m feeling great today, in case you were worried.
54 seconds ago

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t Beltran been almost okay for like two weeks?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might be ready to go at any time! Except now! And not now. Not then either. Or then.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Cleveland?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cleveland rocks.

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by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second opinion?

Does this mean he’s going to lose a rib?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear lord...

There’s a new tweet.
I’m sorry…I’m afraid to even look at it.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Snarky Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I’m feeling great today, in case you were worried.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s moments like this that I miss Pedro Feliz.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad +1

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Brandon sucking on the baseball?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

His wife was wondering that too

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

These graphics are amusing.

by non sequitur on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the tail wag.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fitzgerald and Rod are pretty good

commenting on the Giants injury.

Latest theory: MDR is a serial injurer to get playing time.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

coming up, what’s left of your San Francisco Giants!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, it is best to expect nothing

by chakdephatte on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried not too but the injuries still coming

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add ‘positive’ to the end of that… Don’t expect anything positive to happen.

by chakdephatte on Aug 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez

I’m really afraid to drive home now.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN reports

Stuttering John Tamargo injures wrist #Injury

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, BAGGS IS FUCKING WITH US, RIGHT?

We didn’t just lose Kepp, Romo, Beltran, Rowand and Nate within 2 hours, right?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs is wrong

It wasn’t within 2 hours, more like 90 minutes.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

loltwitter
@sususuza
Suzanne
Aaron Rowand has the most beautiful elbows….. I have ever seen #fact. I bet he’s never heard that but its true :)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand gets an elbow strain, out for season

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suzanne opens Elbow Grease shop, covets Rowand.

by O R They? on Aug 16, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Brown > Ford?

40 man issues aside

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

a bunch of athletic rookies

might do better in a small sample size than the bunch of disabled vets the Giants are playing now.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is kind of disrespectful to “disabled vets”

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods

murderball

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by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No confirmation of the rumors that a C-5 transport plane was seen departing Fresno headed for Atlanta.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stoked for the Grizzlies – Braves game tonight.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

$5 says Sanchez doesn’t make it out of the fifth inning.

(note: I don’t actually have five dollars… BUT I feel confident he doesn’t make it through five tonight)

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It is also possible he will pitch another no-hitter, and lose 1-0

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Distraction OT LULZ:

LOL Niners:

“My decision came down to San Francisco or Tennessee,” Hasselbeck said. "At the end of the day, that was my decision, and San Fran would have been attractive for a whole bunch of reasons … but at the end of the day, I think my conversation with (Munchak) and the offensive line here and a lot of stuff … just felt really good about it.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/ninerinsider/detail?entry_id=95488#ixzz1VEN020Hv

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Is TheLetter2 our only Tennessean?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lyle lives in Memphis, if memory serves.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he walking in Memphis?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but he’d have to be using a cane.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is cheating the game in Memphis.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a pretty little thing, waiting for the King, down in the Jungle Room.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the end of the day he kicked the tires.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 16, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

…didn’t like the smell

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure

Hasselbeck didn’t want to spend his football twilight getting sacked 5 times a game.

by slapsy on Aug 16, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did that for the past 5 years.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

but

hawt

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s married to his brother, but yeah.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

She married her brother??

oh wait nvm

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

Hasslebeck isn’t very good anyways.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith and Daunte Culpepper would like a word with you

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smith has been better than Hasselbeck

since 2009

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Culpepper would be the emergency QB

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea if this is ’chasm, but I also know that when you are arguing about the 6th standard deviation from the mean, it probably does not matter.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you're talking about with the SD stuff

but Hasslebeck hasn’t been good by any measure since 2007. Smith has been slightly below average since 2009.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

2008 if you give Smith even the slightest benefit of the doubt.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 17, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean just read that and could be heard yelling in his office, “I TOLD HIM TO SAY HE KICKED THE TIRES ON THE OFFENSIVE LINE!!! CAN’T HE REMEMBER ANYTHING???”

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, today’s lineup is definitely creative.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That was all the dudes they had left

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy literally could not construct the line up in any different way

Except exchanging the catchers

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by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Devil Flanders

Theres a perfectly good explanation for all of this: Sabean sold the Giants soul for a championship. Now the devils collecting up. Remember the movie The Omen? Is Lincecum going to get his head sliced off? Maybe.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 16, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

So that Torres to the DL decision...

…is looking really smart right now.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Any extra bench players would be welcome at this point.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, it’s been discovered that the bench itself has termites.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing there will only be 2 guys sitting on it.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what part

of “not enough players for 13 days” do you not understand?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is so bad that it would be better to play with 8 players than have him out there.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also infected other players with injuries.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he not really hurt?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably similar to Pablo. I didn’t read anything about him getting an MRI.
He should consider himself lucky to have gotten out alive.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly, it wasn’t a big deal and he should have been fine in a couple of days. What I understood was that they were trying to avoid having to put Beltran on the DL, so they DL’d Torres instead so they could call up Belt (to, essentially, have coverage in the outfield since Beltran couldn’t play). That might be just speculation, but Baggs reported Torres was unhappy about it.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt that it was more of a mental injury rather than something physical.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’ve all felt that all along, but they said it was a bruised shin, so…

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just laughing now

by The Franchise on Aug 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s the reason for all this! Him and his stupid cameras and his stupid episodes!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop playing with our emotions, The Franchise!

by O R They? on Aug 16, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I just went to the restroom for two minutes

Anyone else go on the DL while I was away?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JPONRY has been MIA…jammed fingers

by O R They? on Aug 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO, KRISTEN!!
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Great. Just got a tip that Buster Posey’s wife is suffering from abdominal pain and soreness. WILL THIS EVER END?

by urea on Aug 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a lot of pent up energy

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you try doing the deep on that make shift scooter!

by O R They? on Aug 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

deed* deep works too

by O R They? on Aug 16, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s normal for a c section.

by City Girl on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can confirm with my brother; he’s an ob.

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

she had a C section for the twins?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Talking Chop getting all technological with their GameThread

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Why? What’s the point?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s a bit silly.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ask myself this question every waking moment of my life.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear, someone's playing bingo using the Giants DL somewhere.

Hopefully Pablo really is healthy enough to take a Buster day off and not putting himself at further risk.

Man, remember when it was impressive that the Giants had DL’d enough players this year to field a full team? Think we have enough for two now.

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Aug 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He sucks but we dont have anymore players

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

get craw on a plane right now

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Mark Gardner can play SS?

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy and Rags both have uniforms so all they have to do is activate themselves et viola- new starting pitcher and catcher.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy now regrets giving up the no. 15 to Beltran!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame it all on the honey badger

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrist Gnawer

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wait

Huff goes to LF and Belt goes to RF?

This could be interesting.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 16, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

They can just swap every other inning

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

it couldn’t be worse than PtB and Huff.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Boobs?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ain’t gonna be no rallies tonight.

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s right, just plain ol’ boobs

by O R They? on Aug 16, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should watch the Grizzlies game tonight to see who isn’t playing/gets pulled out early.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch as the entire Grizzlies lineup gets pulled and they have to forfeit.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be…the Grizzlies are playing the Braves today.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure we’ll see Ford at some point. Maybe Burriss.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just hang out in the fresno airport… Should be a full flight to ATL

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lanthanides, you nerd.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Way ahead of you.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn’t search for that before I posted. And you beat me only because I was away from my desk, busy doing science.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL job

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ME

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant already vindicated himself on that one.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see anything in the posted link saying that he was right.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Well, who cares?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, he cited his source. A+ for effort! Hurray journalism!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/raises eyebrow

/goes back to drinking

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scarfs muffin

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xanthan-ides!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molecular weight of 010101011.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gives us a better chance to win with the Braves.

No doubt he would isntantly tranform to a pile of broken suck in a Giants uniform.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

so who do you think gets the callups?

we don’t even have 3 OFs anymore

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummmm…well, assuming everyone is DL’d who can be, how much roster do they have to fill?

by Hyoton on Aug 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford and Peguero are the only OF’s on the 40 man. Burriss or Crawford will probably get called up.

Other non-pitchers on the 40 man are:
Peguero
Adrianza
Gillaspie
Hector Sanchez

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burris plays "OF"

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooops. Burris "plays OF"

Is how that should have read

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss "plays" OF

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes that's pretty much what I meant

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 16, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had blocked that from my memory.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

First base, no?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god.

Peguero has a 10:1 K:BB.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need that kind of pitching right now!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DNW

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll fit in well.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll get tons of AB's

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

UGH.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Academic

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 16, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we now have two Tejada and 2-jada.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whose bright idea was to let Tejada have the dollies anyways.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this has been fun...

Can’t wait to see who breaks tomorrow.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t wait to see who breaks tomorrow tonight.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Brian McCann will choke on his fifth hot dog of the night. Fat fuck.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooooooh

Are you off galoots now?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certain ones, yes.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame Wilson.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he does choke, it will be because he's eating and running at the same time.

And during his home run trot, his foot hitting one of the bases could cause the dog to lodge in his throat.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he hits a home run, I’m personally setting fire to the stadium.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

chubby chaser

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO WHAT

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

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by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait to see who breaks tomorrow tonightin the next 5 minutes.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all part of De Rosa’s master plan to be made a starter again.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to trade for him just because
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His twitter avatar remains my favorite thing ever.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

I’d never looked at it close enough to see what was going on. awesome.

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by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, that’s awesome. I love this guy already. GET ER DONE SABES

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 16, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong is SICK!
nicolevogelsong Nicole Vogelsong
Ok, now I’m sick! RT"@extrabaggs Romo too "@justinobrien9: @extrabaggs Wait. So Kepp, Beltran, Pablo, Schierholtz and Rowand are all out?"
2 minutes ago

by O R They? on Aug 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Morning sickness?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

mourning sickness

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mourning Sickness

Goodby Beltran!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Watch your step. No really.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: What Is This I Don't Even

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball- We’ve fallen and we can’t get up

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Purchase a life alert!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball...where pitchers get to play in the OF.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys seen the new hip club?

SFGIANTSDL? Where all the cool kids go, I heard they have a line out the door everyday.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

A's fans:

Our players went on the DL before it was cool.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

from baggs

DONT WORRY GAIZ

"Desperate times call for desperate measures, "Bochy said. "We wanted to get him some at-bats. But you know what? I think he’ll surprise you. He’s been working hard and swinging the bat well in batting practice."

also I would LOL if I wasnt crying

The irony in all this is that Giants head trainer Dave Groeschner isn’t even here to treat the wounded in Atlanta. He traveled to Cleveland with Beltran to get a second opinion on his strained right hand. Beltran had another MRI and another cortisone injection. He’s seeing Dr. Thomas Graham, the same guy who did Mark DeRosa’s last wrist surgery.

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. So, Beltran's done for the year.

And he will still get a $70+million dollar contract from the Cubs in the offseason.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering how fast DeRosa came back

this doc sound good.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did play in the minors and he was supposed to be done for the year.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but

13 of his 14 hits were singles and he isnt playing now

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes…but was he was supposed to be done for the year…finished…done.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes and that is amazing for the injury

but he is done right now and a waste of a roster spot

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just talking about the medical aspect of it. MDR should have been DFA’d

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

sorry Just mad he is still on the roster

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, Dr. Nick!
[singing] The kneebone’s connected to the… something. The something’s connected to the… red thing. The red thing’s connected to my wrist watch… Uh oh

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

:backs away slowly:

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remoooove…funny bone!

by maysian on Aug 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-800-DOCTORB

The “B” is for bargain!

by urea on Aug 16, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo!

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College FTDL!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a fine line between tragedy and comedy

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sobs

/fractures tear duct

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 16, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

tears of acid burns through a rib.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rib explodes, fractures wrist

by maysian on Aug 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa dragged his wrist all over the postgame spread.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all decided to do Jackass stunts. What could it hurt?

by maysian on Aug 16, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again I'd LOL if I wasnt crying

from bagss

Aubrey Huff put it another way: "Hey, maybe this is the lineup that scores 15."

Huff was crazy-right last year when he predicted the Giants would rough up Ubaldo Jimenez to break a seven-game losing streak. Maybe he’ll be right again.

Jonathan Sanchez and this defense could give up 16, though.

by Falconer88 on Aug 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, so

tonight’s game is bad, a loss. we knew that already though, in our hearts, when Sanchez was slotted. but these injuries may not be long term…right???
we need Philadelphia to do their thing. and it might be okay.
sigh.

by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 16, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering yesterday and Sanchez

Today is bonus. If we lose, at least Halladay is pitching. If we win, we get yesterday back. Cain and Timmy pitch, and I think the Braves are bringing Jurgens back from DL (I always think all non top 5 starters back from DL have bad start).

Hopeful tomorrow we have Ford, Keppinger and Nate back on the team, and the sun comes out.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you!

this makes me feel better. Kepp & Nate, we’ll keep our fingers crossed.
the next 5 pitchers AZ faces: Halladay, Lee, Worley, Lowe, Hudson

by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight is little league rules

When Bochy pulls the pitcher from the mound, he is going to SS, SS goes to 2b, 2b goes to OF, etc etc

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/under on Matt Cain pinch hitting tonight?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have played with one hand tied behind their back, then one hand tied behind their back while hopping on one foot,

now it’s both hands behind their back, hopping on one foot. D’Backs, if you can’t knock them over, the playoffs were never meant to be for you.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DOES IT HURT?

Baggs continues to bring the pain…

+ Keppenger is undergoing an MRI for a jammed wrist
+ Schierholtz may be out for the season with a broken foot
+ Sandoval is playing first base

/surrender

by Ian A on Aug 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

No Schierholtz for the rest of the year means a lot more Rowand, which makes the injury even more painful.

by Every6thDay on Aug 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he doesn’t go on the DL…Torres!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

See you in 13 days.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs blog
Aubrey Huff put it another way: "Hey, maybe this is the lineup that scores 15."

Huff was crazy-right last year when he predicted the Giants would rough up Ubaldo Jimenez to break a seven-game losing streak. Maybe he’ll be right again.

Jonathan Sanchez and this defense could give up 16, though.

LOL

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It's okay

we are all blinded at this point.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geezuls Weezuls, guys....

What’s going on with your players? That’s brutal.

 As a Braves fan, this makes me nervous, because this sort of puts even more pressure on the Braves…

So maybe that perspective makes y’all feel a litter bit better?

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Aug 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i mean

I can see what you’re trying to see about the pressure thing. But in practice, the Braves are playing against an AAAA lineup that’s 3/8 out of position. Sure, you’ll feel goofy if they lose, but the odds of winning are much higher.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 16, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT

/jk

/kind of

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no…did the fact that Braves were injured make losing the NLDS feel any better?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

just promise

that after sweeping us, you’ll also sweep AZ. only fair.

by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 16, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see how that makes us feel any better.

Thanks for trying tho.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a middle child.

I want everybody to be happy.

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Aug 16, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sky is falling

But it said it was sorry

So it’s okay

by Myemail21479 on Aug 16, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trap game!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 16, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the whole game will be like that Casilla PA.

Rookie pitcher will feel more pressure since the opposing lineup is so much worse than he thought.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL you

complete game perfect game

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants will get 3 baserunners and strand ’em all.

by slapsy on Aug 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how you can still be so optimistic.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope the damn thing is plastic, otherwise ….

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THREE ?]
HA!

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling

about everything

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 16, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just glad I'm meeting a cute girl at the bar for the game.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 16, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

pic

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or it didnt happen

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by Azmanz on Aug 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck.

and I mean that in a nice way.

Seriously, I hope all these injuries are not nearly as bad as they seem at first glance. Injuries make me sad.

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Aug 16, 2011 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Luck...

We’re all counting on you….

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by Merope on Aug 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ on KNBR now

Bochy talking injuries with Dr. Drew (Jon) Miller

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well uh

He has a cranky elbow, and Nate he has an uh uh angry wrist. What was that oh uh Carlos well we’re still waiting on results but the top of his hand uh its a bit grumpy…….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll continue to evaluate these guys and uh yeah it hurts…. but we’re taking it one day at a time uhhh and yeah

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good news: Rowand may be available.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/off mike: Can you believe this happy horseshit??? All in one week…you gotta be fucking kidding me!! And now I’m stuck having to blow sunshine up Tejada’s ass just to soothe his ruffled feathers. Motherfucker. He boots one ball tonight and I will personally see to it that he never plays another day in his life….bastard. And that fucking Beltran. You know what? He has wart on his hand. A goddamn wart. But he doesn’t want it shown on t.v. so he says he can’t swing a bat. Asshole primadonna….

by younghutch on Aug 16, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that fucking pussy DeRosa. He can’t hold a spoon, but he could fucking get out there if he really wanted to. And if Schierholz would spend less time doing sit ups, maybe he would not “break” his fucking foot. Sandoval faked his fat ass through that broken wrist and the pretend surgery he had in the Spring and he tried to do it again now, but I told him no fucking way so he is playing.

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey mlb at bat

what does “feed ended” mean?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

too many people hurt- can’t type anymore

by capn on Aug 16, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ran out of internet

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran to DL

per Bochy

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He was already there.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's on the Premium DL

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 16, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to watch "Unbreakable"

with Samuel L. Jackson as the appropriately named Mr. Glass.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 16, 2011 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

good start…bad ending

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by CalBear949 on Aug 16, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize fir having put forth the proposition that dicking around with DL assignments would result in the baseball gods punishing the Giants with actual DL stints. I didn’t know what I was doing.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 16, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Runzler is brought up for long relief, but he just pitched so he can’t really go more than maybe an inning today.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 16, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

said a starter might go who is due for bullpen throwing today.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 16, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

heart is still red

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