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Beat AtLAnta!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat AtLAnta!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this one time, at band camp......

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ham sandwich.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So if Sanchez implodes tomorrow who do you guys think starts in that rotation spot the following time it comes around?

I want Surkamp but probably Runzler right?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Wellemeyer

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez

The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.

by The Enchanter on Aug 15, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

They will stick with Sanchez, but I would go with the game plan of getting 4 innings out of Sanchez, Mota for 2-3 then the regular cast of relievers after the SanMota display.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

RoneFace RoneFace
 by extrabaggs@
@extrabaggs ESPN talked to Groeschner and said Pablo would get precautionary XRays but they think he’ll be fine.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

...someday

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

When my life has passed me by

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll look around and wonder why

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 15, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine as in like ready to go tomorrow? Or Beltran fine?

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s going to smart in the morning.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

....... for now .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me feel better (not)

by capn on Aug 15, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually it’s a pretty good inning for many teams.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manys the time I have prayed for the Giants to just get a sac fly and they could not do it.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well…something like 50% chance of failure per out

by Hyoton on Aug 15, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair it was for the 7-8-9 hitters. If it was the heart of the order you would have a right to be sad.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

I have a right to be sad at all times.
:(

by djfivenine on Aug 15, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a right

but a privilege to be sad at all times.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without Panda and Beltran

Is there much different between our current “hear of the order” to the bottom?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

free runz

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally for free!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

An error, a walk, a hit batter, a sac fly, another sac fly.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

juggernaut offense

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

dynamite offense

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

emphasis on the naught

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, pitch count is rising

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball:Fuck Hits.

by slapsy on Aug 15, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hits?

We don’t need no stinkin’ hits!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 15, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy...

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and how is he black?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford is white?

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 15, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Brown is white

by capn on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the same reaction

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking George:

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i really hate this guys

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy's strange

I don’t like him!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BAT LICKING

vapors

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

CANT STAND YA

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 15, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

licking bats?

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Licking llamas.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That are licking Sullivan.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Crawdad oh so much.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OK Crawford has that...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A

so couples therapy sucks. after two sessions with my girlfriend of six years im looking for an apartment on craigslist….

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry about that, but better now that after 10 years of marriage and 2 kids…

by capn on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yipes

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they recommend that?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

just two hours of hearing her talk about how much she hates me led me to my own conclusion

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 15, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh then what capn said.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that

But that’s definitely a clue to move on. Best of luck.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that is horrible.

But you know for sure you’re better off.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are really fortunate (and mature) to be figuring this out now. I also have a rule that unmarried couples in therapy should not get married. Dating is the easy part.

by capn on Aug 15, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP'd

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

oh look

more bullshit hits for them

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re going to complain about the Braves baserunners?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

stinkin' Cabrera.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Give me a break

Let’s blame him for everything

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it make you feel better if we blamed Torres?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand…blame Rowand

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was Cabrera the one covering with a RH up?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitcher is usually late.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've officially had my fill of Cabrera at SS now

is it Sept. 1st yet?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

woo

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hobbit power!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Grant!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW!!!

Thank you Hobbit!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good ol' Mikey.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT TO SMISH

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

first pitch swinging!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK FUCKING GOD

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Should be about 4-0 Atlanta.

by snowydread on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ok Gmen i have guitar practice, do something good

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Play Free Bird!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you in that fantasy camp with Dave Navarro?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play La Villa Strangiato!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top of the lineup!

oh wait…

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

MMMM

Leftover Charlie Hong Kong for dinner.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

god damn sinus infection, i can barely stay awake

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Cody :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me get this straight

as of this moment, Buster Posey, Freddy Sanchez, Carlos Beltran, and Pablo Sandoval are sidelined because of injury.

by ABIJXY on Aug 15, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't forget Romo

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miguel Tejada?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Battle Hymn of the Republic?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

UGA fight song. Kepp went to Georgia.

by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

twitter page for atlanta organist: http://twitter.com/#!/bravesorganist
he asks for ideas for each player, it’s pretty funny

by wearingmyrallythong on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Dodgers Triple Play'd by MIL

I could watch that allllll day!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

trust me, it’s hawt! ;D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO THE WAY FREEMAN

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

this

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freeman was kind of in front of the bag. Kepp had to run into him. It seemed very close.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was safe.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 15, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

he has gout.

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a pig snout

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't, he'll go pout

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need to shout

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ends the drought

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was never in doubt

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 15, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I'm craving sauerkraut

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarie vs. DFARowand

Battle Royale!!!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR THE HILARIE – DFAROWAND BATTLES?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMBERRRRR

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He was in

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safe

He beat the throw

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He was obstructing anyway and forced Kepp to slow down

Kepp was safe, you can fuck around like that and have the play that close and get the out call

by TortureOpp on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play by freeman, but he was safe

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

awww

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see it cause of the size

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUNT...UH...NO

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It's important to give up outs in order to maybe advance a runner for hitters who won't drive him in

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunting?

really boch? Bunting?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy, well respected manager and WORLD SERIES VICTOR!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't swing Font

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Farthing! Make your relatives proud!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

____

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

derp

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shoves you out of the way, slicks back hair

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

...... do you think he's a Bracegirdle or a Proudfeet?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked like Ball 4

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course he swings

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

time for a Huff bomb

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I never noticed before how beady Huff's eyes are.

Usually I would notice that. Must have been the world championship.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 15, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL no

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh NOW you hustle

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

typical huff trying to pull everything

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

11 million Sabochybucks

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang it-why does it seem like Huff is up way more than anyone else?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Freeman

stepped very deliberately on the bag.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

good bp, heating up, needs to get abs, etc, etc…

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Geeeee…. Huff dribbles weakly to that devils triangle spot that seems to suck up everything he hits…

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

fontenot swings at ball 4.

huff tries to pull a pitch sinking low and outside.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

jaysonst Jayson Stark
 by Buster_ESPN
#Brewers just turned a mind-boggling 4-6-3-2 triple play. According to SABR, it’s 1st 4-6-3-2 trifecta since Expos on 6/13/72 at Jarry Park!

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Theyre playing the Bums so maybe a Barajas was involved

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play ball…man from 2nd tried to score and got gunned down by Fielder.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Matt Kemp who was trying to score from 2nd

LOL

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This strike zone has sucked pretty hard tonight

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by Chulk on Aug 15, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe West is the ump

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Eric Gregg

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe West

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing Huff is hot now. On his way to 0 for 5.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

But he had some good swings in BP

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 15, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow nods approvingly

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not hot yet. He's heating up. Like a really old hotplate is heating up soon.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get him...

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The game is at 7 o clock

What does school have to do with anything?

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s love got to do, got to do with it?

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids are busy

Have to get at least 5 parent signatures.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

People don’t want kids staying up late and being all cranky for the first days of school.

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

just give them a 5-hour energy .......

they’ll be fine. lol! j/k.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

school shouldn’t start in mid-august

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Huff was running the camera on that play

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Mueller tore up his knee doing that in St Louis while he was with the Cubs

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for mentioning the great Bill Mueller!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anger leads to the dark side

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Stewart

/checks 3rd base ump
/looks away
/checks again
/looks away
/checks one more time

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

*whiteside

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Chipper tonight?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bench

Slightly hurt his knee.

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get well soon

As soon as the Dbacks come in.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

40th class reunion

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran’d

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oof

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

/blinks

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

just noticed. the neck was disconcerting, but otherwise he’s very fit.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re undermining my rage here, man.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops sorry

RRRAAAAAAAGE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT GALOOTS!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

MANLY HETERO NOISES

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M CRUSHING A BEER CAN AS WE SPEAK!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT KIND

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

UH…SOMETHING MANLY! COORS?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

(not that manly)

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(a little help here? i’m lost)

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buckhorn!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M CRUSHING A BUCKHORN WITH MY BARE, SINEWY HAND!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST BURPED AND SCARED MYSELF

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sidenote:

I’m not glad that the streak is over, but I’m glad we don’t have to deal with it during this series.

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES MAKES THAT PLAY!!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres catches that

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

at least not a homer

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

boo, hiss

dammit Cody!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s working kind of high

by Hyoton on Aug 15, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't say that

You want Rowand tomorrow?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Rowand would've crashed into the wall.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish him!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lucky that wasn’t a HR

that ball was drilled, not even sure Andres gets to it

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres plays too shallow

it would’ve been over his head

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

___

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bayou

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Oh Juliet

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

THE

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HECK

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 15, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FROWN

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

And again, HA!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 15, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddie Freeman

not a pretty man.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

U.O.T.Y.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD YOOOSE!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT HEEM

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasal secretions for all!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

not kosher.

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto'd

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm forever blowing bubbles.....

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROSSSSSS!!! D:

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing and gross. gromazing.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like something had to be done in Natto’s absence. He would have done better, but still.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must have hurt coming out .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course the Giants wait until I'm trekking home to score runs.

NO IT’S FINE I’LL CATCH THE HIGHLIGHTS.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

haha there aren’t really any highlights….two SFs

by aniln on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt will save us all.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 15, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting on base when there are runners on base is not leaving some1 on base

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ ESPN2

The count is 2-2 and they cut to commercial. I’d still be wondering wtf happened right now if I wasn’t reading you lunatics.

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/ i am a lunatic

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves commentators keep takin shots at the Giants.

Someone should remind them who just won the World Series…

Randy Hahn - "The Man With The Big Butt - Patrick Marleau - we like him and we cannot lie..."
-- I am Ryane Clowe (tee hee)

by sharkzfan on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick, what are they saying now.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GREAT!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MY MAN NATE!!!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

N8

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE FUCKING NATE

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Your rage is electrifying.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m totally distracted

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rips shirt off to expose wifebeater underneath

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/yelp

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/writes review

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE!

NATE NATE NATE NATE!!!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

solo job rules

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by son of ggf on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE FUCKING GREAT!!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really starting to believe in Nate.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JOVE!!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE MUTHAFUCKIN GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOLO SHOT STREAK CONTINUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE! NATE! NATE!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE FUCKIN GREAT!

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate lowers the boomstick.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

now...

Belt is overdue

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by son of ggf on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheeee NATE! :D

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE GREAT!!!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a cheap run!

Of course solo homer

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERBOOM!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, kiss that sucker g'bye.

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by sharkzfan on Aug 15, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGAFUCKING NATE

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

streak is at 4

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate will play tomorrow!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

shopped

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is known

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah well… due to Botchy’s managerial stylings…Nate’s pulled it all out.

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

it looks like he is in a braves uniform

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut is this..

really low chest bump? I believe it’s called “they’re doing it wrong”

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he destroyed the chinese catcher in the Olympics

Video

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh! wow, you can hear the USA coach is super pissed-can hear it over the announcers!
thx :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this site so much sometimes

I forgot that I have to specifically open any link in a separate tab or I leave this site. Then it takes me 200 posts to get caught up again.

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

remembering how much awesomeness this made me feel, makes me feel guilty over my rage about the posey thing…

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Nate!

I will leave work now on a happy note! Please win Giants!

by City Girl on Aug 15, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

With Belt batting behind Nate I predict more of the same

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

aw, Belt :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was very Hufflike

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

except he ran down the line

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt’s been watching Huff.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RAISE THE ROOF, NATE SCHIERHOLTZ!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently

the 4-3 virus has infected Belt as well.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No-brainer Belt.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt just won some good will back with Bochy.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

One more Ab for Belt

He better get a hit or it will be back to the bench

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I would actually like for Belt to replace Huff at 1B…Rowand in LF.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha?

Huff may be LOLbrey, but I’ll take Huffs bat over Rowands any day.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense in this game…not permanently

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand should never get another ML AB in his life.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda was hoping Belt would pop that pitch the other way. Now will be the test- if he goes 0-3 today vs a tough pitcher, does he start tomorrow?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

sarcasm aside, I really do wonder

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t sarcasm. Rowand will start.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nope

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP DRUNK LADY

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like a peacock

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not the really lovely sounding peacocks

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

"he batta', batta'"

/SQUAK!
/shakes tail feather

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball 4

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ball 4, again

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

who else hears that drunk Brave chick screaming in the background?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s a chick??? (O_O) I thought it was a kid!

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it's a chick ......

and i believe her boyfriend is sitting next to her like, “Babe, babe, BABE!!! We get it!!!”

LOL!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did too…at first.

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright I’m taking donations… I need a gun, and airline ticket, and a ticket for tonight’s game… I’m going to track down that screech-a-holic and KILL IT!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Whatever will get it to STFU !!!

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the only way

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this reminds me of a sub-thread i read on Talking Chop about an annoying pirates fan

isn’t ironic..

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff: “Tell me how you did that.”

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

atta boy cabrera

i’d much rather have a weak ass flyball out than a walk

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

shut the fuck up drunk lady

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t. I’ve got the Braves feed.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you poor soul

You have to listen to Chip “Fisted Foul” Carray.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 15, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got it on mute. I’m watching the action while listening to various public radio theme songs on my iTunes thingy.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOUL FISTERS 7

out on DVD

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

one pitch out!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit it right here!

/grabs crotch

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT IT RIGHT HERE. AT MY FACE

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like for the Giants to put that couple 15 feet in front of home plate during BP and have them yell, "Hir it right here!!"

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

They are turning Japanese, I really think so.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are the Nate haters now?

They’ve gotten as scarce as Mark DeRosa at-bats.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 15, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

people hated nate?

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a kook Nate-hater on Baggs’ blog.

by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the are still out there. Waiting. Lurking.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ball?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did that miss?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ask Bruce Bochy

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was saying that to Mr. Merope.
KorK said “It’s West you expect him to miss a few.”
I said “Why does he have a job then? Can you imagine? She’s a really good teachers and she only loses one or two kids a year!”

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No a ball

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe West is bad.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the way Belt plays the OF

I think he looks like he could be a plus defender in a corner.

by GiantPain on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Very smooth out there

If Huff’s gonna play, I’m just fine with Belt in LF

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

joe west is a big fat nincompoop

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Woh

That carried

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

sucky Heyward!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Just heard on BART Police scans: Shutting down Montgomery Station?

Yep. The just confirmed. Letting people out the Sansome St. exits.

I want to go home. I wonder if the MUNI station is closed too?

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FREEDOM

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREEDOM TO WALK HOME!

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 15, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACROSS THE BRIDGE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Embarcardero closed too? Hey, it's about me! I go the other way.

Just want to know if I can get into MUNI. I just heard the BART police radio say “we are selectively opening and closing stations.” That’s specific. Sabeanesque.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is today the protest?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

for what?

As you can see, I’m very well informed about the happenings of my community.

by boonitez on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, people think BART is required to provide cell phone coverage so protesters can more effectively delay operations, and they are protesting about BART having stopped providing that service during prior protests..

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a difference between turning off one’s repeater and turning on a jammer.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW – cell phone jammers are good for hours of quality entertainment

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

All cars should come with them.

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My co-worker has a pocket model he picked up in Hong Kong. Totally vexes executroid douchebags.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anonymous

They hacked the system yesterday.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez better be ready to pitch 2 innings tonight.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home

and i see Belt is in LF. Who got injured because he sure as hell didn’t start

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yes he did.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the bar is set

2 HRs and you can start tomorrow

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit two dingerz yesterday

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
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...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He started.

But Panda did get hurt. Frodo is in at 3rd.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/whew

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew. I thought that was gone.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

Is the bullpen empty tonight?

by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Right down the unit

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Just happy it didnt go out

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

There's that guy again

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So...

Now would be a really good time to get Costanza out.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d be getting the bullpen ready

pleasepleaseplease get out of this inning bummy

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That chop thing is so annoying.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

and racist, if you think about it.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imperialist.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try to imagine what it's like to live on the decidedly left side of the IQ curve. And imagine being a Braves fan. It makes perfect sense when viewed that way.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

we could really use another inning of madbum with romo and wilson gone

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

it would be awesome if he whacked himself in the back of the head with that wierd bat windup thing he does

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

sooo close

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like this George wannabe

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

.393

My god, does the league not have “a book” on this guy yet?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he's pretty new

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

.404 now

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much every pitch for Whiteside

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes one think that

someone other than Whitey is calling this game. Is completely out of the loop on the pitch calling.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Passed Balls here please Whitey

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

#FREECRAWFORD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH O-CAB!

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAWFORD MAKES THAT PLAY

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ACADEMIC

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Fuck!!!!

Where is my Crawdad??

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Academic

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay O-Cab!

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING CABRERA!!!!!!

AGAIN!!!!!

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I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You know he's going to steal 2nd

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

crawford makes that play

crawford makes the play in the 2nd that cost us a run, too

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

that's it-Cabrara is dead to me

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

cabrera’s a defensive upgrade

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Relax

Cabrera makes up for his poor defense with that solid bat of his

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

he aged

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the baseball gods revenge on players who have crappy unimaginative nicknames.

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play badly four seasons in a row.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

his veteran presence!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's old and sucks

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing that fucking piece of shit Crawford is in Fresno where he belongs.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

where is that pbjsandwich guy, he needs a smack on the side of the head

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t stand ya

by aniln on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CAB.....blooey.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha!

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s a nickname I can appreciate.

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down everyone, defense is only 10% of the game.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW IS THAT A BALL

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

O-Cab tonight

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/Cab driver sues city for light placement

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is that a ball?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Breathe, Madbum.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUDSON

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLHUDSON

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Fucking phew.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure why he didnt PH there

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Huddy usually is a good bunter.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

Get through him Madbum.

by NHL84 on Aug 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hudson worries me. he’s actually a good hitter, as pitchers go.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.000 OBP!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

X-rays negative woo!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FO WEAL?

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Announced on CSN by KnK, by Baggs, and by SFGiants.

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit Cabrera

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

phew!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What's a called strike?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OCAB TAKETH OCAB GIVETH

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MADE UP FOR IT

kind of

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG CABRERA DID SOMETHING

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAWFROD DOESN'T MAKE THAT PLAY

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

true

because he would have made the other one which would have ended the inning

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip

Said X-rays negative

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip

is also drunk.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

x-rays negative on panda says kuiper

by aniln on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd time’s the charm

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez O-Cab

way to take your time on that one.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

X rasy negative for Panda

thats what they said about Beltran, tho.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda is gritty

he won’t miss time

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

um...why am I seeing DET and MIN???!!!

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Thome

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Fucking Thome

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

see this face? this is the face that does.not.care.
this is some booo-shit right here!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera caught the ball hit right at him!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play you amazingly annoying fuck

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m laughing so hard at this, I don’t know why

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of the plan

let Costanza reach so Hudson bunt fails, otherwise he would have singled home the run. Giants Baseball: Genius

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

/grabs chest.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed it. Doggone it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could look this up...but I'm going to ask here.

WHAT HAPPENED TO PABLO?

There's a First for Everything:
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by Unitard on Aug 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

broken

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Aug 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I've heard

Fouled a ball off himself and came out but X-Rays are negative

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cranky foot

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I remember the Indians when him and Ramirez were teammates. Talk about two separate career trajectories.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing i started thome in fantasy today

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
X-rays negative for Sandoval.
1 minute ago

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch Sandoval race back on the field tomorrow in a show of defiance

of the others who are less than Giant nurse their strains and hangnails. This is a pennant race dammit!!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU LORD

did they xray the correct foot?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could Thome play shortstop for us?

Sabes, make it happen.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Thome and Pill, middle inf.

by repeat_in_2011 on Aug 15, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pooping and Thome scared the shit out of me

Thought it was a Braves home run.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad the Giants didn't trade for Bourn

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooooo close Bum

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

why is Bumgarner hitting?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't hate on Thome...

…I just hate on the “against the Giants” part.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else see PTI today?

they mentioned the Casilla AB and used the “more than a Pedroia away” bit by Jeff. Hilarious.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Stole it from Jeff Sullivan

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Bumgarner?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Short bench?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better hitter than DeRosa

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Molina, RUN!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

No Vroom sadly

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Thome is a badass.

no steriods, all badass

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

country strong

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hardballin’

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

thome da homie

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by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pure cornfed Midwestern beef, right there.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying he’s also pumped up with growth hormones and antibiotics?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will rip you limb from limb. You do not make those accusations about Jim Jam.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s how beef is raised in the midwest.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT ESPN!!! I WANNA SEE THIS GAME!!!

STFU already and save it for the post game clips!

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

u mad bro?

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 15, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, actually! =P
I only get a handful of games I can actually see on the ol’ boob tube, there’s nothing more I hate that interruptions for things that can wait til after the game is over

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the same situation, but c’mon, that was special. MadBum’s lead-off AB not so much.

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m more of a Giants fan than a baseball fan…I’ve never heard of the guy before today. Hence the not caring. :)

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I know…
my apologies, I guess

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No apology necessary,

But that is literally the craziest thing I’ve heard in several days. (I didn’t pay any attention the to polls in Iowa.)

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think that’s the craziest thing you’ve heard lately, but I’m happy to provide an eyebrow raise or some lulz that didn’t come from from the world of politics for ya! I guess that’s pretty refreshing! lol

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

but I automatically dq things I hear at work when I make statements like that. ;)

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Stop hitting it right at them Cody

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He had to swing though.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 15, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, fast inning.

and Bum had to run like hell

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Was he moving?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was Molining

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger swings at the first pitch a lot

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He just swings a lot in general.

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by kiririn on Aug 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

professional hitter

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was Bochy's instruction

according to his pregame interview.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure if serious?

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 15, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said that if Hudson is going to miss it will be on the first pitch

and guys should come out swinging. My hand to God, he said this.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

should have taken a few to give Bummy a rest

career benchwarmers don’t always think this way.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right where they want them.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

8 PITCHES

About right

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ram Ram?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Then why bat Madbum?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

short bench

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is ESPN showing a baseball game?

I want to see more highlights and talking heads!

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by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So who do we have on the bench right now?

I count DeRosa, Rowand, and Stewart (who’s the emergency catcher).

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla walks a lot

good OBP

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brokentran

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

PR only

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puerto Rico?

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he even swing the bat?

Maybe he could Kirk Gibson it…

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch running only

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that the guy with knee surgery?

by Hyoton on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

supposedly he’s good from the right side, just hurting from the left.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

get Lopez up and running in case Bum runs into trouble. please

middle of the order with LHH everywhere

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Note to Kepp

calm the fuck down. We need three to hold up, give MadBum a break….step out, rub dirt on your hands, pull up your socks, make sure the stripes are even, call time out to check a cracked bat, holy shit

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. Comb that beard while you are at it.

by out machine on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bum still up?

Hmmm

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Madbum at 107 pitches

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I love making our 21 year old starter throw 125 pitches

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Marichal laughs at you

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty Baker approves.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon… too soon.

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack McDonald says

Back in his days pitchers would throw 200 pitches a game!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork

Well this is signature.

by Snack on Aug 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Klankenger made a play!!!

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Clankesaurus!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oof

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/whew

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What's MadBum's pitch count?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

109

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think it is 109.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was

no longer though

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it’s 109.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it's 112

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now 111

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my Lord.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank fucking god that went foul.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeesh.

Hey maybe take him out now.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

scarry

Matt Cain: Cliff Lee version 2.0 with better stuff
Will Clark is the man

by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god

Go away Brian McCann

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

just a loooooooooong strike

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER ......

oh it’s a foul.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

God wants the Giants to win.

The Giants are doing everything they can to defy God.

by notEdreese on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork got lucky in spite of the matchup.

by out machine on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

eek! and whew!

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I can breath again

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate is a great fielder, but I always feel like he’s close to dropping the ball.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey 2 outs!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

go back to the bench scary guy

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SEXUALLY... frustrated?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shut up.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sessually or Basebally

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

False dichotomy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

UggLOLa

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice game, Bum

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

no

but Giants are very short handed today.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

does not compute to bork

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, Madbum is amazing.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants-like aggression.

by out machine on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wow, 3 outs already!

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Can’t believe he got through 7.

by NHL84 on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Six pitches, stfd.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

MAD BUM

like MATT CAIN, only bummier

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey I saw some empty seats. Where are all the fans of America's team!?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the Cow-

HAHAHAHAHAHA I COULDN’T DO IT

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip said school started today in ATL.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like Madison Bumgarner

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...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for hacking Braves

Our pitcher was tired and probably couldnt throw that many pitches

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow that was very Giantsesque

Pitcher tiring with 107 pitches…proceeds with a 5 pitch inning

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So this is what it's like for fans of other teams to watch the Giants bat

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minus the scary fly ball that was almost a home run.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, right

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thome is really fucking good
jaysonst Jayson Stark
 by Buster_ESPN
Only members of the 600 HR Club with a higher OBP than Jim Thome (.403): Babe Ruth (.474) & Barry Bonds (.404). Who the heck are those guys?

So is that Barry guy

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by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Zito is great!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES SIR IT HAS BEEN A REGULARLY FINE CAREER FOR OL JIMMERS

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career OBP of .474?

Ridiculous.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFF to all of you"

Nice game Bummy on a night when you didn’t have your best stuff.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Oh geez
mirtle
Police confirm former Vancouver Canucks tough guy Rick Rypien has been found dead in his Alberta home. More to come.

Rypien just signed a contract with the Winnipeg Jets. He was 27.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Horrible summer for hockey…

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Name sounds like the old QB for the Redskins

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was his cousin.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This strike zone is just crazy

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by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

THE HOBBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THE SHIRE!!!!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THE SHIRE

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT

GOOD AGAIN

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

bomb

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANTTTT!

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT!!!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that’s what I get for using a pejorative.
Shame on me.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FONTEGRANT

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LIL' MIKEY!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FonteYES!!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT!
  1. hitter!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Number 3 hitter

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE SHIRE!

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BAG END must be going crazy right now

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LIL FONTY!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S FOR MY OLD GAFFER!

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hobbit Power!!!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than Panda!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd spot hitter at best

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Mikey with the opposite field rocket

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hee. Whiteside flicking Fonty’s hair back in the dugout.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re part of the silly hair brigade together.

by axolotyl on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIKE FONTENOT!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Adorable.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’awww!
bow ties are cool!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

…so are fezzes

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

also cowboy hats, but only in the first episode ;)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spoilers!
 Is part 1 of season six online?

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the most recently aired series with Matt Smith, the “newer” one starts on BBCAmerica in 2 weeks (YAY!)
so hopefully no spoilers for you there :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet thanks!

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do they always kill his hats?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I rather like them.

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as he doesn’t lose the bow ties (& suspenders, yes?), I’m ok with it :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My collection, let me show you it…

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant double.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I can’t finish this.”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fonte-HELLyeah!!!!!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THE SHIRE

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not happy with Bochy, so we're even

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the FFFF?

a FonteBomb?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH FRODO

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh...those 4-3s are coming back.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

For Panda!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HALFMAN, HALFMAN!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

now back to ur regularly scheduleled lolness

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIRELINGS!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

progress

as opposed to the soft 4-3

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard 4-3s are easier to turn into 4-6-3s.

Definite improvement!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell scoping out some prey in the stands

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He has a nice body.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the tiny mens. Jockeys, for instance, are totally hot.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toned. Low center of gravity. Good legs.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm? i was napping

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good legs, indeed.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I may ask, how so?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re guys, but you talk about guys the way guys talk about girls, with their bodies and such. It ain’t natural.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sexual preference detector is still set to hetero...

It didn’t take that long.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

...though

It didn’t take that long though.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still working on setting the default to

“Let’s find out”

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at first I was all...

There’s no womenz on the internetz, then I was like all, oh, duh!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah. That used to happen a lot.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s smaller than Pablo even when Pablo’s 75 feet behind him.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone post that Crawdad/Fonty high five.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This is ridiculous.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey

DeRosa….

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/DeRosa's wrist explodes

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
No.3 is the magic lineup spot for Mike Fontenot. Simple, rational explanation.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll buy it.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 its the magic numbah

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here, now I see why Fonte is hitting 3rd

Bork: ASG Manager and SuperGenius

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy:

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that is not why he is hitting 3rd

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb luck is a skill perfected by Bochy.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exhibit A

TGWTWS

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of Bork's plan

has a sense for these things

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Defense replacement time?

Belt to 1B, Rowand to LF?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 5

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

like you can predict what’s a strike or a ball in this game.

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2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: HAI GAIZ

FONTENOT

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Belt

Keep the new HR streak going

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Big AB here

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DOES HE KEEP SWINGING AT THE FIRST PITCH

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly if Bochy is telling Belt to swing more, he needs to go

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Panda getting a sore foot was a blessing in disguise

if it means Fontenot plays more.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

should play short instead of ocab

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez in the 8th?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That was high

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK TO FRESNO WITH YOU

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

You have got to be kidding me on that "strike"

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Attababy, Mike

Bebother and confusticate these Braves.

by maysian on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Brandon :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

gameday says it was a strike, right at the top of the strike zone

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Going home now...

don’t lose this game people!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 15, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

goodbye Brandon :(

/cries

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

he just won't start tomorrow

because according to Bochy in order to play the next day, you need to hit a homerun today. Translated: Fonte & Nate are in. You need to plan your lineup around this bit of data.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’ll actually be really interesting to see.

where would Fontenot play if Pablo is ok? he won’t play SS or 2B

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the baseball philosophy of Bork

you have confused the Governing Law. I would say Fonte at shortstop.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 runs 5 hits

who is this team where the Giants uniforms?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol English

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL engrish.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scored 2 runs on no hits in the fourth. These ARE the Giants.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

such bad commercials

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they basically have nothing but a provocative, giggle inspiring name.

Brilliant marketing concept.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And commercials that a) have nothing to do with their name, or pizza, and b) seem to be made by high school students trying to get into the Academy of Art.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their previous one

was a couple of ballers playing a pickup game of hoops.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

With regional cable ad buys, that’s basically who is making them.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone is trying to be all DIFFERENT and feature a pizza commercial that has no pizza, or even anything to do with food. I mean, a random bartender filling a beer glass and then sending it down the bar forever? This will fly for film school, but it’s not advertising.

I suppose it’s notable in that I’m hating it. But it doesn’t make me want to patronize the store. It pretty much tells me they don’t want to show their pizza.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re all right. Good beers. I went to the one on Clement a few times when I lived out there.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

… there’s one in the City?

Ah, well, then that must be it. Good beers, show the bartender.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you can overestimate the low-budgetude of that sort of commercial though…

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess all the budget went to buying the time.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s entirely possible the ad buy included the production.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, if it were me, I’d show a pizza, and then some chick doing the Meg Ryan scene as the VO.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they did those already.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t get those too often out here, only when the intern falls asleep I guess. A Cal-Bear commercial was cut off by a Folsom Lake car dealership commercial… and we never see the entire CPR commercial. “in the center of the chest until help arrives…” is usually what we see/hear

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNWSS

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does that mean for a pizza joint? Some places serve fake pizza?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Digiorno

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Implying frozen dough and stuff, I believe.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

More pizza or joint?

seldom equal in balance

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Big Jav

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand? Seriously?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. I see why. Never mind, then.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He runs into walls and shit.

Duh.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUCKHORN! MANLY BEER!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Braves,

HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA MADISON BUMGARNER!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would they play rowand in left and ross in center.

also why huff over belt

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

nvm belt is playing, silly braves announcers

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rough night for Eli Manning

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ty for subject line

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I know that happened last year as well.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

......................... ouchie.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My God.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He leakin’

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot there was MNF tonight

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old news.

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scalp wounds always look worse than they are because they bleed excessively.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe West is probaby the worst ump ever

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Matt Cain: Cliff Lee version 2.0 with better stuff
Will Clark is the man

by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

correction

Joe West is probably the worst ump ever.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bounces off head, into stands

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELT

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff blows that play.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

x1000

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff

blows

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff doesn't make that play

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift+A

Hi guys. I just got booted from the Panda Panic chat room on AOL. Can I hang out here?

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

If you want to

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A/S/L?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

82/M/Hott

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

I got TOSed from AOL once. In 1988.

by haemaker on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. That’s when Reagan was President. Holy shit.

by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was three.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was twelve.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was -6

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, dear.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the Reagan/Queen of England protests in 1983.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so much older then, I’m much younger than that now

by O R They? on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROBERTO KELLY

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Roberto.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Robo Kelly!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

C-3PKelly?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The odds of surviving this foul ball are approximately 3720 to one!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never tell me the odds!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A baby giraffe in his natural habitat

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That was nice movement on that last pitch by Lopez. Unless it’s just because of the angle he’s throwing from. Either way that looks impossible to hit.

by belilaugh on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it when Jon calls it the Full Monte

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOPEZ

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What the...?

Top of the eighth

Twins-Tigers
9-6

What’s up with the Tigers?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Giants/Braves. What’s up with Atlanta?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madbum

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you know what? Fuck the Braves

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD POSEY'S BETTER

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHOLE INNING

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice, well remembered! :D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god for SL

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will never be Natto'd again ......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does the Sand Person have to do with “STFD”?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's Scarecrow from Batman Begins ......

and i’m not too sure what it has to do with STFD. lol.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIMME AN S!!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

S!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okkkkaaaay, they beat the T...

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Uggla bites his nails, like I do. I can’t let that humanizing fact change my abject fury.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You should stop.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR MOM SHOULD

I’m sorry. I’m just so angry.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bit my nails for 19 years. I never thought I’d quit, even though I always said “I’m never biting them again!”

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been making an effort (for a few years now) to reduce the frequency with which I bite my nails. That’s worked. But it’s not perfect.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I purchased some product called Stop or something, and it was probably the greatest purchase of my life. I quit in like a week. Amazing.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts a patch made of fingernails on bicep

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fingernail for all the homies who went down the river.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bite your biceps?

/doesn’t follow

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a nicotine patch joke. I went with it instead of “/takes plug of fingernails out of bag, places under tongue.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize for ruining your joke.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does LeBron James.

by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bite my nails. I don’t know what the big deal is. My nails look great!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine never do. I’m sure there’s a connection, but I refuse to acknowledge it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the difference between chewing and biting. I bite because it’s more convenient and effective than using the clippers.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some just work those cuticles to the nub. Are you one of those people?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to bite the skin too. It was so painful.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid, yeah. My fingers would bleed, and they’d sting like hell.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to know some people that would pick at their nails. It freaked me out.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*who* would

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anyone else who can change his release point at will like Lopez?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Marichal?

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Sax

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Hernandez used to throw all kind of different ways.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

me

with… less effectiveness

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter North.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

You, sir, are hilarious.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

who does he pitch for?

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 15, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo doesn't really

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss?

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 15, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOPEZ :D

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice inning J-Lo

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Well this is signature.

by Snack on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have a magic potion that will age him 10 years?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMFAO!!!!!!

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’s the BART shutdown going?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does?

Fitting it between Discovery and ILM?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

i thought the same. but the dude in the commercials is a poser

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers have hit into 3 double plays and a triple play through 6.

by snowydread on Aug 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Tim and Grant bonding

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm watching on ESPN2

and obviously missing a lot.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least your watching the game

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat

Living in L.A. and unable to afford the MLB-TV multi-game thing I don’t get a lot of opportunities.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I too, am in this line

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in Santa Maria. SANTA MARIA! They don’t even like the Dodgers here, but that’s what’s on TV. Fucking wasteland.

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

blech! my condolences :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

do we leave Lopez in to start the 9th with the lefthanded Constanza up? or do you give Brian the clean slate start?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What did it say?

Watching CSNBA

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL that sign

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed it. Details, please

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picture od wilson with tomahawks in his head and said fear what beard?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

said- FEAR WHAT BEARD? with tomahawks at WIlson’s head and they gave him crossing tomahawks for eyes

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 runs? How about saving some for tomorrow, boys?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That was lower than strike 3 on Belt

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not want to see

McCann with a bat in his hands for the remainder of this game

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is on deck

/haz a sad

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey!

It’s the guy who thinks Brandon Belt sucks

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you paraphrase incorrectly, sir!

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a "Z" function

to skip to the green’d posts? McC Premium?

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 15, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Z goes to the next unread post

Not sure if there’s anything like you want

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzzzzzzz

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball fucking 4

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/hacks

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

congrats

jim tome

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wo dat?

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

congrats

jim tombee

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Aug 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand HR coming up.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, yeah right

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the boldest prediction ive ever seen

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preemptive LOL U

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean a CLUTCH K

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I misinterperted my tea leaves. I’ll let you know the correct interrpetation after it happens.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy:lineup::Obama:debt problem

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

and both made them worse with their own stupidity

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Injuries:lineup::Republicans:debt problem
SEE, I CAN MAKE UNINFORMED STATEMENTS TOO

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oregano:Wombats::Republicans:Thunder Cats

Think about it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Democrats:That summer evening, so long ago::Republicans:A proud father holding his child

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSCOTT

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol bart commercial

when its shut down

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BART Police

and you’re there!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

and you’re there dead!

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Aaron, that 1-1 pitch was in the exact location you were looking for?

incompetent fuck

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That commercial is so funny. A’s fans being proud of their team makes me chuckle.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

actors. there aren’t that many a’s fans.

/ducks. (pointlessly)

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Aug 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pierce tongue

guy scares me

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wouldn’t be friends with him.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Casilla would have drawn the BB there

good eye, patient, knows the strikezone, respectable OBP

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I laughed

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson time!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Please dont suck Wilson!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

A 1-2-3 would be swell

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, you!

smiles knowingly chuckles ruffles hair

by Monsanto on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 inning please

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid Braves Fans... You aren't apaches!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

thats

such a weird batting stance

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Braves commentators

Talking about fail ass rowand signing with us " Why did he sign out there? Must have seen something I didn’t" Fuck them and there one WS in all those Div titlies

Matt Cain: Cliff Lee version 2.0 with better stuff
Will Clark is the man

by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

I wish he didn’t see anything.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Jesus Christ.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

damn!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude is fast.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA CABRERA

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You are so terrible Cabrera

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLbrera

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

yupp

cabrera sucks

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my! :D

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note to Brian:

No fucking around tonight. I do not want to see McCann with a bat in his hands for the rest of the night.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed. Only cheeseburgers.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and tears of defeat

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I like this plan.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then you walk in the door …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT MY CRAWDAD!!!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright now that the runner is on base. Wilson will be serious now

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

So this Cabra guy....he's really good, huh?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Just fast.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argh...

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP…

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

torture time

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DP NOW!!!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD HINSKE

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

god damn cabrera sucks

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
now even Mr. Merope is yelling…
“Crawford makes that play!!!”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i like this

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck gary valentine

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we please not face McCann again?

Please?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a strike.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

And uh….
yeah…
I’ll be under the coffee table as per usual…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

well that was a strike

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I can haz GIDP?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DP NOW!!!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDP

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is walking everyone again

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinske’s a jerk.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

PLEASE!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Christ, don't walk him.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The best business in the world:

Buy Sabean for what he’s worth and sell him for what he thinks he’s worth.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

sometimes

i wish we had k zone

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THATS A STRIKE

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT RUN

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you, Joe West.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant help myself when the opposing home team does their chant. Ex: Braves

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats too late to let someone call time

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

are u fucking kidding me right now joe west

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

COME THE FUCK ON

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GITP?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh huh.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid ump

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

oh brother

we can’t have nice things

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Braves so so much

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

the thought is nice but thats pretty strange.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the olden days dying stupidly was used as a precautionary lesson to children. Now it warrants a statue.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

tombstone

seems more appropriate

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that make him a martyr?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WILSON

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES DAMN YOU!!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning is so scary.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZONE is actually not bad

We even got a call

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

sometimes

people dont know strike zones

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you bunt.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Good play Fonty

And thanks for giving us an out, Braves.

by GiantPain on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fredi loves to bunt

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially with a good hitter and one that is not hitting into a DP. Thanks!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

So we have to face McCann?

Great

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOooooeewewee ahhhhhoooo ewewee

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have heard the anti-chop

 they used to do at the stick…. Wow it was horrible…in a good way.

by haemaker on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Wilson.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW I can haz GIDP?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

not the usual one with no one on first

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why be usual?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson is torturing the shit out of me.

by belilaugh on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Romo

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

So much torture

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

POPUP PLEASE

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera & Lando Calrissian

Similar sounding names.
They were both signed halfway through the season because they had “been there” before.
Both have served up a whole lot of Fail.

Lando came through in the end.
Will you, Orlando?

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

not seeing it sorry

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Wilson. I can handle the torture, just don’t blow this.

by out machine on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

96?

More plz

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wow 96

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wow what a nasty pitch.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching to the score guys, don't worry about it!

Wilson knows he has at least a run and an open base to play with, nothing to worry about.

by Monsanto on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get the pride with which Braves fans

shout this FSU encantation.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NO.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ACCEPT BLOODY FATE

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re dead.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

at

least its just 1 run good that guy is slow!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFF

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.

by The Enchanter on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this shit.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god damnit

We’re going to lose

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god not McCann anything but McCann

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/flees into the wilderness

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello darkness my old friend

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY!!!!!????

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda

would of got that

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda gets that

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So this all started with a shitty play by our newest shitty player?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

They're going to blow this for MadBum

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel sick.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MICHAEL TUCKER

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP PLEASE

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DP NOW PLEASE

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That's why I don't like Fontenot starting everyday

There’s one play a game when he’s not tall enough to reach the ball.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So yeah… pass me the couch cushions please….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera totally blew this one. And Wilson, you CANNOT WALK Hinske

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

this

this so much

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-run homer right here

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

shush you

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gonna walk him.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooooooooo

Standard Wilson save then? OK

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

McCant!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES ASSHOLE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

poor mad bum

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON THROW STRIKES YOU JERK!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What a confusing sentence.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WILSON

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG This stupid fucking chant

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG This stupid fucking chant

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

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by IRONxMIKE on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Building up the drama

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I see Wilson wants to go the walk-off walk route

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t be that upset about McCann walking.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Uggla: 5-8 vs Wilson

not to mention WHITE HOT

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson

stop throwing balls!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s going to walk him, and Uggla is gonna fuck us

Wilson, you stupid dumb shit motherfucker

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE YOUR COMMERCIALS, AMIRITE?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching around him

cuz Wilson is a no room for error type of guy

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

oh christ brian, just give him something to hit so they can field it and get the out

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantastic

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Toldja

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

Whatever

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

No no no no no nooooooo!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

baring a miracle, pretty much this

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

anger

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hate Brian Wilson sometimes

by boonitez on Aug 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson lives for this situation right here. This is kind of exciting, honestly.

by belilaugh on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you a masochist?

Well this is signature.

by Snack on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not boring!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson is gonna blow this game. I’m resigned to that.

and fuck Brian Wilson, who can’t stop walking people

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

He’s going to blow it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball Game!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Me?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh cool

Uggla is 5-8 against Wilson

by NHL84 on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann was guaranteed to dinger anyways.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I see what you did there.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow a strike

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This reminds me of NLCS Game 6

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP THAT FUCKING CHANT
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have left Lopez in to start the inning against the lefty

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Costanza reached on an infield single

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not legal, closer has to start inning.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMF

/reaches for Pepto

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

dpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdp

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, I hate Brian Wilson

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the water coolers should brace themselves

You follow me, I'll follow you

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a gift

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Uggla owns Wilson. a good reason to walk McCann.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO STRIKES

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

o shit he has 27 homers

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GET HEEEM

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

WHAT HE CALLED THAT A STRIKE

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks ump

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW he throws strikes..

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

don't speak too soon

he is just as likely to go 3-2

by joe t on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

DO NOT GROOVE AN 0-2 PITCH, PLEASE!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM GOD DAMNIT

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Wilson

WE SCORED 4 FUCKING RUNS

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

TL2 is having a conniption somewhere.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Of anger.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be too good if we could steal this game. I feel like we lost already.

by out machine on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN HAZ HEEM?

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

PPPPHHHEEEWWWW

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

K!!!!!!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HE

GOT HEEM!!!!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKEOUT!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

STFD

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I may or may not have pooped a little.

by boonitez on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I think a little just squirted out.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HIS NAME IS

DAN UGGLA!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE PLEASE

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit The Fuggla Down!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/requests pillows from the bed to continue fortifying the fort

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m reinforcing the coffee table.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

97 MPH heat is nice.

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I’m scared

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

STILL NOT LIKING THIS

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god Freeman

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been worried about Wilson's velocity

But a 97 MPH 2-seam fastball?

Yikes. That’s dirt.

by GiantPain on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a four-seamer.

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE GUTS THAN STUFF

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah where is this coming from

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more please.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD UGGLA!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE OUT ONE MORE OUT ONE MORE OUT ONE MORE OUT

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddie Freeman beating us would be cruel

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BELOLT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES NOW!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS SUCKS!!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Got Heem!!!

Throw 97mph more often, Weez

by slapsy on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Torture but Good Wilson is back

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE 2!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM GODDAMN IT

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

get him get him get him

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!!!

FINISH HEEEM!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was so ballsy

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

PLEASE

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO BALLS TWO STRIKES

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST THROW A STRIKE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Eli

You better catch that

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN HAZ HEEM AGIN?

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM BRIAN!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going 3-2

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT WALK IN A RUN

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF SHIT

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK! FULL COUNT

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THEM!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WHAT THE FUCK

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE THIS UGLY MOTHERFUCKER OUT GODDAMMIT

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy sandwich.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Omg

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Brian, just walk him then go whatever.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to need some kind of medical care after this is all over.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He did that on purpose

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

How about a little pop up?

by out machine on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Please do not walk in the tying run.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

they will win on a balk

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do you do this to me Wilson?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Howard special?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

Dude absolutely LOVE this shit!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU WILSON

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, fuck.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ASSHOLE LOL

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck me

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I am defenseless! Take your sword! STRIKE ME DOWN!

And your journey to the dark side shall be complete!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU WILSON FUCK

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

dumbass

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

Goddamn you, Wilson.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WILSON

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

its wilson rage time :(

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING WILSON

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/cries

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFF UUUUUUUU

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT SUCKED SO FUCKING MUCH

FUCK YOU WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool. Thanks, Brian. Keep making beard commercials.

by boonitez on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck everything

That’s why you don’t walk Eric fucking Hinske.

Oh yeah, fuck you Orlando Cabrera.

by NHL84 on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, he is ugly.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm also amused as I expected it.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't they just lose normally

Without all the false hope?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

romo

the giants new closer

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Better and more consistent

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disappointing

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame orlando cabrera

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

And there is the season

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Welp, I’m going furniture shopping.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame orlando cabrera

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

decent pitch too, fuck

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Aug 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah it was the walks, not the hit.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, balls.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That was what I felt when I saw that gif

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me even angrier

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

brian wilson hahahahahah

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop hating on Wilson

Remember Ocab fucked the Inn to start, shit happens

Matt Cain: Cliff Lee version 2.0 with better stuff
Will Clark is the man

by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ocab

didnt fuck up how many pitches

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson fucked up, but read some of the hate

Just stupid

Matt Cain: Cliff Lee version 2.0 with better stuff
Will Clark is the man

by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should calm down. These are gut reactions.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

err

What about the other two runs and the whole loading the bases part?

by boonitez on Aug 15, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times has he came through in that?

Matt Cain: Cliff Lee version 2.0 with better stuff
Will Clark is the man

by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answer:
Not tonight.

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by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not today?

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you advocating loading the bases? Either way, he’s been kind of ineffective this year.

by boonitez on Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

It doesn’t matter, he probably shouldn’t be loading the bases in the first place.

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by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera did not put the winning run on second.

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by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just as pissed but some post are just retarded

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by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of like using the term ‘retarded’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know I love this site, always have, but some of you overreact to the extreme. Wilson IS NOT the reason we suck atm. IE: Lineup

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by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson is the reason we lost tonight.

It happens. I’m not going to defend him.

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by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera didn’t help.

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody honestly thinks that

He hasn’t even played in like a week, right? But tonight is 100% on him.

by boonitez on Aug 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And maybe you should stop reading too much into these comments posted a second after Wilson blew the save

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was terrible

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GAIZ….
REMEMBER WHEN THE GIANTS USED TO WIN GAMES LIKE THAT?!?!?!

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s the season right there

by AJC3317 on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Just shave now Brian

I’m over the beard.

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by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate orlando cabrera

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Shave the beard, fucking poser

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

you eat at 8?

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

its only 7 on west coast

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 15, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

ok so you are fasting?

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

eesh

How do you manage when it’s hot on Ramadan? You’re not supposed to eat or drink anything at all, right?

by boonitez on Aug 15, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you're not supposed to eat or drink.

And it’s especially difficult since it’s in August this year. It moves back 10 days every year, so it’ll be in July next. Fasting is basically from 5 AM – 8PM this year. But since I have yet to start class and I don’t have a job, I just stay home most of the day so it’s not that hard. lol

by notEdreese on Aug 15, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson is an assclown.

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by speckops on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit

just, damnit.

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by son of ggf on Aug 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m officially really fucking annoyed by Brian Wilson’s shitty “antics”

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Aug 15, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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by The Enchanter on Aug 15, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You have a patient red zone

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya last year was a fluke..

When our FOUR best hitters are not playing….

Matt Cain: Cliff Lee version 2.0 with better stuff
Will Clark is the man

by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

how come i can see it

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

dingoes ate yo' image

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by son of ggf on Aug 15, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera might have fucked the inning to start, but Wilson issued waaaaaaay too many walks and couldn’t throw strikes.

fuck him.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m officially on the Romo 4 closer bandwagon

by monsterlxe on Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

im on it

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Wilson

Had the rookie 1-2 then throws two easy takes. If he even comes close, the kid probably fishes.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

this.

he had leverage on him, and didnt throw him anything good

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A blown save. Tough shit. The guy’s been solid all year.

by belilaugh on Aug 15, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 15, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, besides the very beginning, when he just wasn’t healthy.

by belilaugh on Aug 15, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

solid all year?

he’s blown 6 saves already

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

solid all last year

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, actually this is not Cabreras fault.

Wilson issued 2 walks and 2 hits. this is fucking on him. he had a 2 run lead, and refused to throw strikes. he walks far too many people. fuck him.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Agree

A great closer should have no problem with a man on first no out and a two run lead.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 15, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya wilson is the reason we have scored next to zero the last month...

He gets his fuckup to the countless ones issued by our Lineup/Hitters

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by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the discussion is about TONIGHT'S game in which Brian Wilson fucked the dog multiple times.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the offense scored 4 runs, and he had a 2 run lead

Wilson didn’t fuck up once. He fucked up with nearly every single pitch in that inning.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We aren't talking about the last month. About tonight. He sucked.

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by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree but EVERYONE on this team has sucked the last month

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by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try to stay focused here. We are discussing the game of tonight, August 15th 2011

NOT GAMES THAT OCCURRED LAST FUCKING MONTH.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is about tonights game.

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and why the hell was Wilson kept in the game for so long WHEN THE DUDE COULDN’T PLAY YESTERDAY BECAUSE OF A BACK PROBLEM??

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by Merope on Aug 15, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, hey, it’s 2-2, why don’t I nibble right at the corner of the strike zone and see if he goes for it pitch was crap. Don’t nibble, go balls out.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 15, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh like a madman every time I see this

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

This game was infinitely better than getting shutout in Florida or watching the offense gag against the Pirates. At least the offense is showing small signs of life.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Aug 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
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by IRONxMIKE on Aug 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Lopez doesn’t even do that.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 15, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

we should start one

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Overreact

I’m logging off, look at our lineup cards or box scores the last month. Then talk more shit about Wilson, and blame him for 4-3s over and over.

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by SFkellerGiants on Aug 15, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

bye.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll blame him for blowing this save and losing this game.
Bye!

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by waelwulf on Aug 15, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

buh bye

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, blame has been slung at Bochy, Huff, anemic offense, et al. Throughout the past month.

by b00f_spl00ge on Aug 15, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson hits like Huff now.

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by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

toodaloo

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Aug 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

caribou

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by timmeh on Aug 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Later alligator

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by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a while, crocodile

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Aug 15, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mañana iguana

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by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adios,

/can’t find something that rhymes with adios
Ummmm… pelota?

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Aug 15, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn’t do his job…for the 5th time,,,,also….MadBum :(

by O R They? on Aug 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

peace

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a night, McCoven

I’m gonna go find something else to be upset about. Later!

by Lipssan1 on Aug 15, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not the time to be asking this question

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT RIGHT NOW!

And i don’t know what you are talking about.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not just that Wilson blew a save. BFD. It’s that he blew this save against the Braves. THE FUCKING BRAVES.

No excuse for this shit.

by SFCaliCat on Aug 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven't been this upset about losing a game in a long time.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 15, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

This one really sucked.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 15, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

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