Beat F-LA
Oh, who am I kidding? We're never gonna win another game.
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i swear to god you do this to cut me off!
pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
I read this as shakes fist at pony.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Goddammit.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
THE MOUND SUCKS
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This says it all
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on Aug 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Kruk was going to admit that the offense might just never click.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Great Huff has 2 great ABs
and then the one AB that really means something…one pitch pop out
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
baseballmarty I know it is frustrating but these games Giants usually tie game and turn it over to the pen and then force mistake by other team & win late
LOL what? No, these games, the Giants usually don’t score and then give up a few late to put it out of reach.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Marty’s not hip to the new scene.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So huff got to a full count and got a hit
TOO FUCKING BAD HE COULDN’T BE PATIENT WITH THE BASES LOADED
by Falconer88 on Aug 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Cabrera will get a hit
and Rowand will K on 3 straight sliders
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
or Huff will be thrown out
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
wow, that was really stupid
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
meh
It’s not Cabrera was going to do anything good.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Basically shows a lack of faith in Rowand
Need to DL Beltran, call up Belt
or DL
Rowand and call up Belt
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Doesn’t matter. Huff shouldn’t have been sent.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Why not?
Rowand was never gonna get a hit, and O-Cab wouldn’t have driven him in.
Rowand does luck himself into one once in a while
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Rather rely on O-Cab getting a hit than both O-Cab and Rowand
Especially since he was safe.
Would love to see that one again.
Looked a bad call.
Alright people
going home…hopefully the Giants can score two more runs today…and win (Hahahahahahaha)
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I'm trying to find a dinner combo
That will give the runniest possible diarrhea.
Any suggestions? I have taco bell already
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 5:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Putting that down
Will prunes help as a finishing touch?
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Is there a reason? But yes, taco bell is probably the best bet
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No reason particularly
It’s either Giants baseball or Runniest diarrhea
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 5:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Marlins broadcast didn't replay it
Pretty clear sign that he was safe.
Just arrived
what did I miss?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
I see no Carlos Febles in the lineup
big surprise from the heartless wonder
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I love that man
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If we lose 2-1 I’m going to start ignoring the Giants and only watch Arsenal until they piss me off, then I’ll come back to the Giants.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Solid plan.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Joel Campbell will save us!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys! Just visiting for a bit.
I’ve been a peeping Tom the last few days on MC. You guys are by far the most hilarious blog on SB nation. You’re the Woody Allen of baseball fans.
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
It's probably easy for you to enjoy it while we're melting down!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
You can hang out with us for a bit if you want.
You need a Nestea? Grab a Nestea.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
so much better than Joe Mauer
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
I feel bad for the lady who tried to jump into the Nestea bottle before realizing that the cap is still on :(
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I think they were trying to imply that she jumped off the Nestea bottle..
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
/shrieks, grabs for towel
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
As do I.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember last year when Rowand hit that HR to tie the game in the ninth?
Yeah that won’t happen again
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
and cain is done
good job matt blowing this fucking game you need to learn how to win
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
I chuckled a bit when the Marlin's announcer said after Sandoval's homerun
" I didn’t realize there was so many San Franciscan transplants". I don’t like when announcers dog on their own fans. Dback announcers do it occasionally( even if it is deserved)
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
Hey, even if you don't come back, likely you'll still be 1 back...
Because however bad your offense is, at least you don’t have SEAN BURROUGHS playing third tonight.
Yeah, but we have Aaron Rowand playing left.
Way worse.
And Orlando Cabrera at shortstop
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
But Rowand sorta kinda blocks Belt
Cabrera blocks Crawford, who’s a beast but needs to learn to hit first.
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
can we stop with the airing of our dirty laundry?
pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
It’s classless.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Who did you guys give up for OCab?
I honestly hope no one with any kind of potential upside. Seriously.
Future 5th outfielder
Kinda like the Allen for Ziegler trade.
I'm not sure
Same thing happened to me
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
me too
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you pay your premium membership bill this month?
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Kepp.
You’re kind of slow.
Work on that please.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Plays 2nd base with a snowboard attached to his feet
lol Grant
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Finley? HATE HIM
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
I can contribute to the Giants right now
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 6:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah
That’s all I bring but THAT’S ALL THATS REQUIRED
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I can go out there tonight with the materials you’ve got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This might be blasphemy to you guys
but I’d take Matt Cain over Lincecum right now.
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
No he isn't
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
similar mechanics
and free thinkers I guess
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
Why?
Durability? Age?
Those are really the only two arguments. Lincecum has always actually performed better.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just a gut feeling I guess
He just seems like he’s going to get better and better
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
Nothing too exciting I see
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
Did any Marlins fans get on Hanley’s case for showing that he was in obvious pain after that injury?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Krukow keeps saying Nolasco is a good bunter, but he’s sure hiding it well tonight.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
I'm not a Lasorda fan, but I think he's onto something
we need to sign Vern Troyer and DFA any one of our given hitless wonders, Cody, Rownads, Andres, take your pick. I would love to put Troyer in the batters box, give him an oversized bat that he could barely lift, maybe Andres’, then make sure Rownads doesn’t get a hold of him to show him how to swing at balls in the dirt – just fucking stand there Vern and cheat. His OBP would have to be better than what we have today. Once on base, we would run for him, so maybe a Ford/Troyer combo. Only worth one AB a game because he would be a defensive liability – runs too much like Kepp.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Hideki Matsui is among those who has cleared waivers. He’s been hitting well lately, and keep in mind, he’s making $4.25 m this year.
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
Fail
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Hideki Matsui is among those who has cleared waivers. He’s been hitting well lately, and keep in mind, he’s making $4.25 m this year.
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
Never
Can’t play the field, especially in AT&T.
i think he was playing LF for OAK
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I cross out anything Buster Olney says too
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
attendance?
I don’t know man
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
R2!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS IN SECTOR 2!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
How many more batters till Panda?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
109
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate is healthy?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/abs
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I’d rather run out an injured player than that piece of crap Brandon Belt
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Between Nate and Febles, they may have one complete injury
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Nate/Beltran hurt kinda blocking Belt
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
Just hop on base, Torres
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Nolasco has bowed his neck!
Then he unbowed after remembering he was facing the Giants and all he had to do was throw it in the general vicinity of home plate.
Man
It’s really an unfortunate coincidence we have had to face so many great pitchers in a row.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Nolasco dominant? Or Giants offense submissive?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Latter
Swinging at breakers out of the zone all night.
(it was a rhetorical question)
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres is completely lost.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
I thought Nate closed that hole in his swing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He was doing much better on it earlier in the year. Apparently kryptonite has some things in common with crack.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Just another tip your cap kinda day
Torres blows, he has no business being out there this year.
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
He’s just starting to heat up.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Andres Torres
Fucking suck, holy shit.
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 6:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
trainwreck Andres
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hypothetical question:
If called up right now, do you think Gary Brown would have a higher level of overall production than what we’re getting from Torres/Rowand?
No
Because he would go .000/.000/.000. You can’t do anything if you don’t play
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
haha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
no
He’s hitting in single-A ball, posting a good line for that level.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
a lot
he’s never faced anything remotely comparable to major league pitching, or fielded his position against major-league hitters.
Seriously, I’m excited about Gary Brown being in our system too, but he was drafted last year ; he’s not some kind of once-in-a-generation talent like Bryce Harper, and his single-A numbers reflect that. He’s not major-league ready and that’s not a knock on him at all.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bringing him up wouldn’t do his development any favors.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if he was ready, the Giants wouldn’t play him.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I can’t deny that possibility.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhere, in the rational portion of my brain, I know you're right.
But I’m just so fed up with the crap that the Giants are getting from Torres and Rowand…
I would give it a try
what the fuck do we have to lose?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree
All reports have him as a plus defender with great speed. Even if he hits .200, I think his speed would be a welcome commodity.
.200 hitting center fielder with good speed and defense? Already have one.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s not the base stealer Brown is, certainly. I’ve only seen Brown play one game in person, but in that game I wasn’t blown away by his field awareness while running. Small sample though, so YMMV.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Marlins announcer
talking about how Nolasco’s strikeouts are way down this year. The dude has thrown over 100 pitches and the Giants are reacting like it is the first inning – a fresh, strong Nolasco – not like they haven’t seen him now for the 4th time through the lineup.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
GOD THESE GUYS FUCKING SUCK
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Everybody has a fohawk now apparently
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
pho hawk
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
I wouldn’t do that shit
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
But pho is great!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Kepp, of course
you couldn’t do that with a guy on 3rd with less than 2 outs. What the fuck is the problem? You should feel at home playing in front of 487 fans.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
they said he hit a line drive but right at Stanton with RISP
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dog are cool.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Just one?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It’s the “royal” dog, you see.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Cat is better.
"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink
Cat are better
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we may be poised in the 9th
for another record setting solo homerun
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Why do I waste my time? Am I too blind to see that this team has NOTHING left. No pitcher should be afraid to throw to these hitters. There’s no fear from the most mediocre of NL starters.
I have to resign myself that the Giants are done. AZ has the division
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on Aug 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
I guess you haven't taken a look
at AZ’s up and coming roadtrip
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
I just have to look at the Giants...that's all one needs to see
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on Aug 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
FLA, ATL, HOU
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Pretty sure the Giants are going to go 0-10 on the current road trip
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Take a look at our Roadtrip!
We have pitchers with arms and hands !
We have NO chance
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
hopefully things just keep gettingworse so we see some fresh blood.
and by fresh blood, i mean Bochy decapitated
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't the tiniest bit of hope?
a crappy thing.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
Thing is the Giants [FO] doesn’t care. If you care that people are “hacking at slop nightly” you start rewarding people for taking walks. For the longest time now the Giants have acted as if taking a walk was some kind of freaking mortal sin.
DON’T MAKE OUTS… KEEP THE LINE MOVING… IT’S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE!!!
and this is why we will all be bald and fingernail-less by the end of the season.
and yet all Sabean and Bork talk about are keeping the line moving… while at the same time telling Brandon Belt he needs to be more agressive
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
When the hell did Alfredo Amezaga play for LA?
Yahoo’s got his mug in a Dodgers cap and I swear I don’t remember that ever happening.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
F-LA
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we went over this one
He was active in the minor league system for like a day…before and after he was hurt, on the DL
I probably wasn't here when you went over it, then.
Seriously. How in the blue fuck does Yahoo get a picture of someone who’s part of the team for one day, but players who are on a team for a season and a half can still show up in their old teams’ colors?
Makes no effing sense.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i lied. i turned off the game, but turned on the radio, got some vacuuming done..
this team is finished. any idiot who thinks we don’t need Belt is fucking stupid
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
What about the idiots who think we need Belt?
by kingofthacove on Aug 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
im one of them
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So bork, byrnsie, etc... Are fucking idiots
Yep totally agree
by Falconer88 on Aug 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I honestly feel like watching these games is worse then that happy torture thing that used to be. I hate strongly dislike hate the sheer, crushing depressment of it all. And yet, I still watch.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
With younger players you can at least hope for improvement over time.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t watch anymore. it’s too depressing. just listen on the radio nowadays
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Yahoo headlines - false hope
I read “Giants Address Posey Problem” , and thought some of our problems were solved – was I the only one who immediately thought we may have landed Hernandez or some other catcher who could actually catch, throw and hit a little bit?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
maybe we need a 9th inning rallye thread
pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
eh, too much work
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
what we need is better hitters
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This offense doesn’t deserve it
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I use to think
let’s just start the game in the 4th inning considering we are burning 9 outs with the 7th, 8th and 9th positions, but now I’m more of the mindset of just saying “fuck it”, let Pablo bat 4 times and call it a night. That’s all we got.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
we play other teams with only 3 innings
the other 6 innings are made up of shitty hitters with OPS’ under .600
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This is stupid
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
This is outrageous
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Losing is contagious
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."
by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
a trip to uranus!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Famous Amos.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is an ignoramus.
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."
by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
We're bad
But not this bad.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys, just got here!
We’re all super confident that we’re scoring another run, right?
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
If Pablo does some thing – maybe
If Pablo gets out – No way
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH! WOO!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Cody Ross tried to convince Uggla to come to SF?
he must have known…
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
I would have loved to see Uggla in SF He rakes at AT&T. But you’re right..he must have known something
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on Aug 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's something to watch that isn't the Giants game:
http://blackacrebrewing.com/hey.swf
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
by GiantPain on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Thank you.
I actually smiled. My face had forgotten how.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
It might be the most ridiculous think I've seen in a long time.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I've let it loop like 5 times.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
that's going in my favorites
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
If somebody could load our position players, minus Pablo
onto the team bus, including Bork and drive the fucker over a cliff, I would not weep.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
its almost funny how horrible this team is.
almost
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
it defies all odds
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be a biggest diss if they IBB’d Pablo to lead off the inning
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I blame Leo Nunez for Posey’s injury. If he didn’t blow that game, Scott Cousins never runs Posey over.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I blame Huff for getting a hit to tie the game
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Nate
should have lost the fly ball in the lights
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If that could only have been Eli's ankle
I mean that in a good way, Eli’s ankle could probably have absorbed the hit
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO!!!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
HERE COMES THE GIDP!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Is this the ‘maybe’ category?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
4-6-3 coming up!!
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on Aug 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Huff . . .
. . . is starting to begin to warm up.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
THat would have been a nice one to rip to LF
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
*Left center
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift+A
Just got back from dropping off someone at the mall. What’d I miss?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
nothing
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If Huff walks
We have no better chance this game to hit into a DP.
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
lol huff
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
What’s your address?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the second baseman ready?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HUFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Not GIDP!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
was that ball 4?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Holy shit, not one of the two true outcomes!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Fuck you huff
you HAVE to hit that on the ground.
LOLBREY
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
At least you guys aren't facing the lock down closer that is
Mark Melancon
"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."
TWHS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Cody has been clutch all year
break the solo homer streak
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK ME~~~~~~~~~~
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOL WOW
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
oh my god
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
SONOFA-
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
This year is last year on opposite day
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
well, even if that gets down and they tie it, they lose in extras.
not worth it
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
players turn into gold gloves when they play us
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Yup, this too!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."
Don't worry guys, the Cash Cab will save us!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
oh my god this game fuck me
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Nuttin's going our way

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
At least this isn’t a pony
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
shh
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the Duke of Nuts
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember earlier in the year when Rasmus was dropping routine fly balls for Giants Victories?
I miss those days
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Hahaha, nope, you're not going to trick me into watching the last out.
Parks and Rec time.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Hard to say that it could possibly get worse
yet…
"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"
over
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Awesome
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
So it begins
our 10 game losing streak
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
We’re the Padres?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
The 2010 Padres
With a bit of 2009 Giants flavoring.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we DL Huff for sucking yet?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
We only DL pitchers for overactive suck muscle apparently.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
mcc classic image

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
J.J. Hardy hit 2 home runs today.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
You want to stop your losing streak?
Play the Giants!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
but how can the Giants play the Giants! Sabes and Bork are putting their heads together on this project!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this is a sign that
Cody Ross is starting to heat up.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
you’re funny, Mike Krukow
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
doubt it
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Just so you guys know, a super special secret guest is writing the PGT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Kenshin?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
GRM?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s that triples alley guy grant killed.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
22gigantes?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom Cruise?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Broke a 10 game losing streak and now a 7.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Giants = slumpbusters
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this team
…yet for some reason I keep watching
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
They’re a drug, man
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
As the Giants game ended, the DBacks hit a homer to lead 1-0.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
The passing of the guard, as it were.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
And it was Mr. Upton who hit it.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Upton Girl!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
my Nemo clownfish is looking at me like this is my fault.
I just threatened to flush him down the toilet
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Why do they say, " A pitcher with pretty good ownage on the Giants."
Literally every pitcher has pretty good ownage on the Giants.
Back in 2007 a team from Campbell in our district that we had scored eight runs on two years before (although we still lost) won the Northern California championship and went to San Bernardino.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Yeah, ID was tough… definitely some kind of rodent skull and hair + other decaying tissue.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
See the ocular sockets?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone think that Cabrera could have been teh worst pick up like ever?
I want Crawford back. Cabrera fucking blows.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
The raccoon is the D-Bags, the box is the Giants, and the can is first-place .............

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."
by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hops like Whiteside
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Steels like Ford.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like he made off with a free burrito
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
could be ......
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."
by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a happy-ass raccoon right there.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
that was worthy of a chuckle on a rather fucked up day
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain with the quality start loss, he’s gonna look terrible in pinstripes.
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
I wouldn’t be at all mad if Matt went somewhere where they’ll score.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
This just makes me sad to even think about :(
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys I think we should probably play Belt
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
sl

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
and outside.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously it would be really cool if belt could play
But alas #hats_off_SF again
…fuck
by Falconer88 on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I made this in honor of the Giants current streak

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
I cry.
I cry so much inside.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13
To make things worse
My dad is watching football.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Well, at least I get to leave work now.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Said on SNY: “Even though they won the World championship last, the fact remains that Matt Cain doesn’t get any runs when he pitches for the Giants”
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I think it was Ron Darling
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Well, the production goals are a bit steep for our pitchers. Hold them to one or less or we’re done.
Hold themto one or lessscoreless or we’re done.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I get plenty of runs when I watch the Giants.
probably not the kind Matt wants, though
/old, bad joke’d
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
no dancing cats for cain

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
While we Giants fans cry and cry, the baseball gods laugh at us .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."
I'm just gonna pretend
that Buster and Freddy are still healthy, that Torres and Huff are good, AND that Pablo is hitting again.
What an offense!
Oh geez
Cody Ransom with a 2 run double and AZ leads, 3-0.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Imagine this line up
1. Good Torres CF
2. Sanchez 2B
3. Good Huff 1B
4. Buster C
5. Skinny panda 3B
6. Nate/Ross RF
7. Belt/Ross LF
8. Crawford SS
9. Pitcher
That would make me soooooooooooo happy
by Falconer88 on Aug 12, 2011 7:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

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