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Around SBN: NFL Safety Ryan Clark's Motivational Workout

Beat F-LA

Oh, who am I kidding? We're never gonna win another game.

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i swear to god you do this to cut me off!

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

/shakes fist at prony

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/but doesn’t really care.

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/would like to see an icon-flipping thread, though.

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as shakes fist at pony.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, NOT THE PONIES AGAIN!!

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

milkshake sounds good right about now

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

THE MOUND SUCKS

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This says it all

A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!

by orange and black on Aug 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It’s hard to be patient” says Krukow as Huff plays every day

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Kruk was going to admit that the offense might just never click.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

so close

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GETTING HOT!!!

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

See what happens when you’re patient, dumbass?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Huff has 2 great ABs

and then the one AB that really means something…one pitch pop out

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate him now

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

baseballmarty I know it is frustrating but these games Giants usually tie game and turn it over to the pen and then force mistake by other team & win late

LOL what? No, these games, the Giants usually don’t score and then give up a few late to put it out of reach.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Marty’s not hip to the new scene.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the Torture Giants. These are the Foregone Conclusion Giants.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So huff got to a full count and got a hit

TOO FUCKING BAD HE COULDN’T BE PATIENT WITH THE BASES LOADED

by Falconer88 on Aug 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Cabrera will get a hit

and Rowand will K on 3 straight sliders

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

or Huff will be thrown out

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that was really stupid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

It’s not Cabrera was going to do anything good.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

or DL

Rowand and call up Belt

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLYOU

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter. Huff shouldn’t have been sent.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes, he was never going to score, so it’s academic. But still, bullshit. He was safe.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Rowand was never gonna get a hit, and O-Cab wouldn’t have driven him in.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand does luck himself into one once in a while

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was not safe

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked safe to me

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright people

going home…hopefully the Giants can score two more runs today…and win (Hahahahahahaha)

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

you funny

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldn’t laugh at your own jokes.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to find a dinner combo

That will give the runniest possible diarrhea.

Any suggestions? I have taco bell already

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 5:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

1 lb fresh cherries

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putting that down

Will prunes help as a finishing touch?

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is there a reason? But yes, taco bell is probably the best bet

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No reason particularly

It’s either Giants baseball or Runniest diarrhea

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 5:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

CSN does and he was out.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just arrived

what did I miss?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I see no Carlos Febles in the lineup

big surprise from the heartless wonder

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that man

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we lose 2-1 I’m going to start ignoring the Giants and only watch Arsenal until they piss me off, then I’ll come back to the Giants.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Solid plan.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

With their latest transfer dealings

I’ll give it a few weeks before you’re back to the Gianta.

by Britback on Aug 12, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joel Campbell will save us!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys! Just visiting for a bit.

I’ve been a peeping Tom the last few days on MC. You guys are by far the most hilarious blog on SB nation. You’re the Woody Allen of baseball fans.

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It's probably easy for you to enjoy it while we're melting down!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can hang out with us for a bit if you want.
You need a Nestea? Grab a Nestea.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much better than Joe Mauer

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the lady who tried to jump into the Nestea bottle before realizing that the cap is still on :(

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they were trying to imply that she jumped off the Nestea bottle..

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrieks, grabs for towel

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrieks, grabs for Lars’ crotch

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Security!

let more like this in

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

drink. drink heavily.

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done, Matt

Sorry you won’t get the win, but hey, you’re used to it.

by diamondnerd on Aug 12, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip saying, “He is carving turkeys” just made me lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

phiffe dog?

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

never heard, btw what ever happend to hyphy?

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m down to here some Phife Dawg analysis, honestly.

Giants: Can I hit it?
Phife: No, you can’t.

by belilaugh on Aug 12, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How sad… now Kuip gets excited over weak groundballs that aren’t hit directly to a fielder.

by kingofthacove on Aug 12, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

As do I.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember last year when Rowand hit that HR to tie the game in the ninth?

Yeah that won’t happen again

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 12, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

and cain is done

good job matt blowing this fucking game you need to learn how to win

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I chuckled a bit when the Marlin's announcer said after Sandoval's homerun

" I didn’t realize there was so many San Franciscan transplants". I don’t like when announcers dog on their own fans. Dback announcers do it occasionally( even if it is deserved)

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, even if you don't come back, likely you'll still be 1 back...

Because however bad your offense is, at least you don’t have SEAN BURROUGHS playing third tonight.

by Britback on Aug 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

comeback player of the year!

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Orlando Cabrera at shortstop

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Rowand sorta kinda blocks Belt

Cabrera blocks Crawford, who’s a beast but needs to learn to hit first.

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

can we stop with the airing of our dirty laundry?

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s classless.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who did you guys give up for OCab?

I honestly hope no one with any kind of potential upside. Seriously.

by Britback on Aug 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Future 5th outfielder

Kinda like the Allen for Ziegler trade.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

PULL EVERYTHING. SWING SWING

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

How come my comment page isn’t widescreen anymore?

by kingofthacove on Aug 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure

Same thing happened to me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you pay your premium membership bill this month?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zambrano just got ejected for throwing at a Braves player.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Kepp.

You’re kind of slow.
Work on that please.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Plays 2nd base with a snowboard attached to his feet

lol Grant

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Finley? HATE HIM

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

That’s all I bring but THAT’S ALL THATS REQUIRED

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

...

get your ass out on the field RIGHT NOW

by Lakers1230 on Aug 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can go out there tonight with the materials you’ve got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

setup man pitches in the 8th

like “2nd baseman bats second”

IT’S JUST BASEBALL DUDE

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with using Ramirez here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might be blasphemy to you guys

but I’d take Matt Cain over Lincecum right now.

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

No way

Kid doesn’t know how to win.

by Britback on Aug 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you:)

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but

we got a certain Trevor Bauer coming up soon. Mechanics wise he’s Timmy v2.0

by Britback on Aug 12, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he isn't

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

similar mechanics

and free thinkers I guess

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Durability? Age?

Those are really the only two arguments. Lincecum has always actually performed better.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just a gut feeling I guess

He just seems like he’s going to get better and better

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did any Marlins fans get on Hanley’s case for showing that he was in obvious pain after that injury?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What Marlins fans?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow keeps saying Nolasco is a good bunter, but he’s sure hiding it well tonight.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

These days, when Krukow says something, I believe the opposite.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a Lasorda fan, but I think he's onto something

we need to sign Vern Troyer and DFA any one of our given hitless wonders, Cody, Rownads, Andres, take your pick. I would love to put Troyer in the batters box, give him an oversized bat that he could barely lift, maybe Andres’, then make sure Rownads doesn’t get a hold of him to show him how to swing at balls in the dirt – just fucking stand there Vern and cheat. His OBP would have to be better than what we have today. Once on base, we would run for him, so maybe a Ford/Troyer combo. Only worth one AB a game because he would be a defensive liability – runs too much like Kepp.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Hideki Matsui is among those who has cleared waivers. He’s been hitting well lately, and keep in mind, he’s making $4.25 m this year.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Hideki Matsui is among those who has cleared waivers. He’s been hitting well lately, and keep in mind, he’s making $4.25 m this year.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never

Can’t play the field, especially in AT&T.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he was playing LF for OAK

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cross out anything Buster Olney says too

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he predicted Giants repeat lol

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

22,431?

mmm hmmmm

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

22.431?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

attendance?

I don’t know man

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

R2!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

How many more batters till Panda?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate is healthy?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/abs

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather run out an injured player than that piece of crap Brandon Belt

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between Nate and Febles, they may have one complete injury

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Last of the Mujicas

by pdxdublove on Aug 12, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, Nate’s old nemesis.

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate/Beltran hurt kinda blocking Belt

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nolasco has bowed his neck!

Then he unbowed after remembering he was facing the Giants and all he had to do was throw it in the general vicinity of home plate.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

It’s really an unfortunate coincidence we have had to face so many great pitchers in a row.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nolasco dominant? Or Giants offense submissive?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Latter

Swinging at breakers out of the zone all night.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

(it was a rhetorical question)

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Rowand will lead off tomorrow night.

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by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is completely lost.

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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Nate closed that hole in his swing

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by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He was doing much better on it earlier in the year. Apparently kryptonite has some things in common with crack.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just another tip your cap kinda day

Torres blows, he has no business being out there this year.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s just starting to heat up.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres

Fucking suck, holy shit.

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 6:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

trainwreck Andres

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical question:

If called up right now, do you think Gary Brown would have a higher level of overall production than what we’re getting from Torres/Rowand?

by Lakers1230 on Aug 12, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Because he would go .000/.000/.000. You can’t do anything if you don’t play

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by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

He’s hitting in single-A ball, posting a good line for that level.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lot

he’s never faced anything remotely comparable to major league pitching, or fielded his position against major-league hitters.

Seriously, I’m excited about Gary Brown being in our system too, but he was drafted last year ; he’s not some kind of once-in-a-generation talent like Bryce Harper, and his single-A numbers reflect that. He’s not major-league ready and that’s not a knock on him at all.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bringing him up wouldn’t do his development any favors.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he was ready, the Giants wouldn’t play him.

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by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t deny that possibility.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere, in the rational portion of my brain, I know you're right.

But I’m just so fed up with the crap that the Giants are getting from Torres and Rowand…

by Lakers1230 on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would give it a try

what the fuck do we have to lose?

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

All reports have him as a plus defender with great speed. Even if he hits .200, I think his speed would be a welcome commodity.

by Lakers1230 on Aug 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

.200 hitting center fielder with good speed and defense? Already have one.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not the base stealer Brown is, certainly. I’ve only seen Brown play one game in person, but in that game I wasn’t blown away by his field awareness while running. Small sample though, so YMMV.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter what Keppinger does, they should walk Sandoval.

by belilaugh on Aug 12, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Marlins announcer

talking about how Nolasco’s strikeouts are way down this year. The dude has thrown over 100 pitches and the Giants are reacting like it is the first inning – a fresh, strong Nolasco – not like they haven’t seen him now for the 4th time through the lineup.

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD THESE GUYS FUCKING SUCK

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody has a fohawk now apparently

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by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

pho hawk

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I wouldn’t do that shit

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by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But pho is great!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be nice if we could have burrell, belt, and beltran back

by kingofthacove on Aug 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Two of those guys would sit on the bench though.

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by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kepp, of course

you couldn’t do that with a guy on 3rd with less than 2 outs. What the fuck is the problem? You should feel at home playing in front of 487 fans.

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

they said he hit a line drive but right at Stanton with RISP

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dog are cool.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Just one?

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by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the “royal” dog, you see.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cat is better.

"Baseball is a game played by the dextrous, but only understood by the poindextrous." - Professor Frink

by humm baby on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cat are better

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we may be poised in the 9th

for another record setting solo homerun

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do I waste my time? Am I too blind to see that this team has NOTHING left. No pitcher should be afraid to throw to these hitters. There’s no fear from the most mediocre of NL starters.

I have to resign myself that the Giants are done. AZ has the division

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by orange and black on Aug 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess you haven't taken a look

at AZ’s up and coming roadtrip

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by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHIL,ATL,WAS...

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLA, ATL, HOU

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by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure the Giants are going to go 0-10 on the current road trip

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by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a look at our Roadtrip!

We have pitchers with arms and hands !

We have NO chance

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

hopefully things just keep gettingworse so we see some fresh blood.

and by fresh blood, i mean Bochy decapitated

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't the tiniest bit of hope?

a crappy thing.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez has been giving up a ton of runs in these situations lately

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Thing is the Giants [FO] doesn’t care. If you care that people are “hacking at slop nightly” you start rewarding people for taking walks. For the longest time now the Giants have acted as if taking a walk was some kind of freaking mortal sin.

DON’T MAKE OUTS… KEEP THE LINE MOVING… IT’S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE!!!

and this is why we will all be bald and fingernail-less by the end of the season.

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by Merope on Aug 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

and yet all Sabean and Bork talk about are keeping the line moving… while at the same time telling Brandon Belt he needs to be more agressive

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the hell did Alfredo Amezaga play for LA?

Yahoo’s got his mug in a Dodgers cap and I swear I don’t remember that ever happening.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

F-LA

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we went over this one

He was active in the minor league system for like a day…before and after he was hurt, on the DL

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably wasn't here when you went over it, then.

Seriously. How in the blue fuck does Yahoo get a picture of someone who’s part of the team for one day, but players who are on a team for a season and a half can still show up in their old teams’ colors?

Makes no effing sense.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lied. i turned off the game, but turned on the radio, got some vacuuming done..

this team is finished. any idiot who thinks we don’t need Belt is fucking stupid

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the idiots who think we need Belt?

by kingofthacove on Aug 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

im one of them

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly feel like watching these games is worse then that happy torture thing that used to be. I hate strongly dislike hate the sheer, crushing depressment of it all. And yet, I still watch.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

With younger players you can at least hope for improvement over time.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t watch anymore. it’s too depressing. just listen on the radio nowadays

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Yahoo headlines - false hope

I read “Giants Address Posey Problem” , and thought some of our problems were solved – was I the only one who immediately thought we may have landed Hernandez or some other catcher who could actually catch, throw and hit a little bit?

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe we need a 9th inning rallye thread

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by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

eh, too much work

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by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, that is a helluva good idear.

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by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what we need is better hitters

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This offense doesn’t deserve it

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Stanton takes Lopez deep here.

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by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

slash fiction?

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

might as well have.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use to think

let’s just start the game in the 4th inning considering we are burning 9 outs with the 7th, 8th and 9th positions, but now I’m more of the mindset of just saying “fuck it”, let Pablo bat 4 times and call it a night. That’s all we got.

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

we play other teams with only 3 innings

the other 6 innings are made up of shitty hitters with OPS’ under .600

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is stupid

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is lame

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is outrageous

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is nutrageous

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by igjarjuk on Aug 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and buttrageous

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by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing is contagious

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

a trip to uranus!

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Famous Amos.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is an ignoramus.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There once was a man named Seamus

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when Famous Amos appeared on an episode of Taxi.

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by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hur hur

/Stanton takes Lopez deep

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by igjarjuk on Aug 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be 100% okay with this game if we hadn’t traded for Beltran.

by belilaugh on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We're bad

But not this bad.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants didn’t have such a great pitching staff, they would be hanging around the Astros, record wise.

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by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, just got here!

We’re all super confident that we’re scoring another run, right?

by GiantPain on Aug 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

do have Pablo up next inning.

maybe he’ll extend the record.

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by igjarjuk on Aug 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Pablo does some thing – maybe
If Pablo gets out – No way

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That some thing better be a home run, because nobody’s going to pick him up if he just gets on.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is up after.

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by speckops on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH! WOO!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez is nasty

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by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Against lefties, yeah.

by belilaugh on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Cody Ross tried to convince Uggla to come to SF?

he must have known…

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have loved to see Uggla in SF He rakes at AT&T. But you’re right..he must have known something

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by orange and black on Aug 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it gets to 3-0 on Pablo and the fourth pitch is 5 feet outside, I still want him to swing.

by belilaugh on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

If somebody could load our position players, minus Pablo

onto the team bus, including Bork and drive the fucker over a cliff, I would not weep.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

its almost funny how horrible this team is.

almost

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

it defies all odds

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be a biggest diss if they IBB’d Pablo to lead off the inning

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

doubt they will

but I wouldn’t throw him a strike.

Savoring disappointment since 1993.

by igjarjuk on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Leo Nunez for Posey’s injury. If he didn’t blow that game, Scott Cousins never runs Posey over.

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by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Huff for getting a hit to tie the game

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Nate

should have lost the fly ball in the lights

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that could only have been Eli's ankle

I mean that in a good way, Eli’s ankle could probably have absorbed the hit

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLO!!!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF DP coming up

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE COMES THE GIDP!

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by speckops on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the ‘maybe’ category?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

yay…still gonna lose.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

4-6-3 coming up!!

A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!

by orange and black on Aug 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff . . .

 . . . is starting to begin to warm up.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THat would have been a nice one to rip to LF

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

*Left center

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift+A

Just got back from dropping off someone at the mall. What’d I miss?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWILSON

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Miccosukee

Resort & Gaming

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the tapper!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

If Huff walks

We have no better chance this game to hit into a DP.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

lol huff

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

pleasewalkpleasewalkpleasewalk

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s your address?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit lazy pop fly here.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the second baseman ready?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

David Akers kicked a 59 yard field goal.

by kingofthacove on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Not GIDP!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that ball 4?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

nah looked like a strike.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, not one of the two true outcomes!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 or a K looking.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you huff

you HAVE to hit that on the ground.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBREY

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

At least you guys aren't facing the lock down closer that is

Mark Melancon

"When I get sad, I stop getting sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY."

by txzona on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

PULL EVERYTHING

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TWHS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody has been clutch all year

break the solo homer streak

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Why Cody. Why?

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate they way they raise their arms after any pitch middle/in

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK ME~~~~~~~~~~

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WOW

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh what the fuck, come on.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me

by belilaugh on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow wants people to believe that the Giants are America’s team.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK SHIT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE CATCH ASSHOLE!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SONOFA-

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

*sorrow*

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This year is last year on opposite day

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit is ridiculous.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

well, even if that gets down and they tie it, they lose in extras.

not worth it

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

players turn into gold gloves when they play us

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

pitchers turn into Cy Young

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, this too!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry guys, the Cash Cab will save us!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god this game fuck me

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i know me too

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nuttin's going our way

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

At least this isn’t a pony

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

shh

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Duke of Nuts

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember earlier in the year when Rasmus was dropping routine fly balls for Giants Victories?

I miss those days

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard to say that it could possibly get worse

yet…

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Aug 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

over

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So it begins

our 10 game losing streak

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re the Padres?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2010 Padres

With a bit of 2009 Giants flavoring.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera sucks so much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TIP YOUR MUTHAFUCKING CAP!

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL playoffs

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we DL Huff for sucking yet?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We only DL pitchers for overactive suck muscle apparently.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

mcc classic image

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

J.J. Hardy hit 2 home runs today.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

You want to stop your losing streak?

Play the Giants!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

but how can the Giants play the Giants! Sabes and Bork are putting their heads together on this project!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the Giants twitter has the tweet announcing the Giants lost written before the game is over.

by kingofthacove on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS TEAM!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this is a sign that

Cody Ross is starting to heat up.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re funny, Mike Krukow

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so you guys know, a super special secret guest is writing the PGT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Sullivan????

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG WHERE

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenshin?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRM?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s that triples alley guy grant killed.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

22gigantes?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Neyer?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Cruise?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broke a 10 game losing streak and now a 7.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants = slumpbusters

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this team

…yet for some reason I keep watching

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re a drug, man

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU LOSING LOSERS!!!

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That was only a few feet outside. You have to swing at that.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

As the Giants game ended, the DBacks hit a homer to lead 1-0.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The passing of the guard, as it were.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was Mr. Upton who hit it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upton Girl!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

my Nemo clownfish is looking at me like this is my fault.

I just threatened to flush him down the toilet

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever mojo the Giants had winning all those one-run games earlier in the season has completely reversed.

And another quality start is flushed down the drain.

by minesweeper on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they’re trying to be complimentary and not say what’s really true, the Giants suck and none of that is a credit to the pitcher.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in 2007 a team from Campbell in our district that we had scored eight runs on two years before (although we still lost) won the Northern California championship and went to San Bernardino.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Georgia leading Florida 4-2. Little League: where runs score.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the worms, they entered his brain

and the worms they entered his brain

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Aside from the worms, I can’t tell what that is.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, ID was tough… definitely some kind of rodent skull and hair + other decaying tissue.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think? That’s a nasal cavity? Huh.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

See the ocular sockets?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone think that Cabrera could have been teh worst pick up like ever?

I want Crawford back. Cabrera fucking blows.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The raccoon is the D-Bags, the box is the Giants, and the can is first-place .............

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hops like Whiteside

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steels like Ford.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he made off with a free burrito

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

could be ......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a happy-ass raccoon right there.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

that was worthy of a chuckle on a rather fucked up day

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 12, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain with the quality start loss, he’s gonna look terrible in pinstripes.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t exactly blame him, why should he subject himself to a bad team?

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be at all mad if Matt went somewhere where they’ll score.

by GiantPain on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat’s place?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 12, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just makes me sad to even think about :(

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see him playing for the Braves

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Rowand…

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t make enough money.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

and outside.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate when people call Ross “streaky”. Doesn’t he have to be good sometimes to be streaky?

by SFCaliCat on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

poor Matt Cain. if he just knew how to win.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is silly.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I made this in honor of the Giants current streak

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I cry.

I cry so much inside.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

To make things worse

My dad is watching football.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

wow this team has fallen so far I can’t even conjure enough anger to destroy something

by The Franchise on Aug 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If I have to listen to Matt Cain apologize for this fiasco of a team I’m going to be very very angwy.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least I get to leave work now.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It was awesome when they scored that one run.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Said on SNY: “Even though they won the World championship last, the fact remains that Matt Cain doesn’t get any runs when he pitches for the Giants”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was Ron Darling

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the production goals are a bit steep for our pitchers. Hold them to one or less or we’re done.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold them to one or less scoreless or we’re done.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems to be devolving in that direction, yes.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it is Ron Darling as they were talking about Matt Williams in 1994 and he mentioned he was pitching against the Mariners the night before the strike hit.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get plenty of runs when I watch the Giants.

probably not the kind Matt wants, though

/old, bad joke’d

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ShaunyWony

That’s you, Estes, admit it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

While we Giants fans cry and cry, the baseball gods laugh at us .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G-Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 12, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just gonna pretend

that Buster and Freddy are still healthy, that Torres and Huff are good, AND that Pablo is hitting again.

What an offense!

by Here Be Giants on Aug 12, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh geez

Cody Ransom with a 2 run double and AZ leads, 3-0.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I won’t be surprised if we’re in last place by September

by SFCaliCat on Aug 12, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine this line up

1. Good Torres CF
2. Sanchez 2B
3. Good Huff 1B
4. Buster C
5. Skinny panda 3B
6. Nate/Ross RF
7. Belt/Ross LF
8. Crawford SS
9. Pitcher

That would make me soooooooooooo happy

by Falconer88 on Aug 12, 2011 7:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

even with half that, it was working

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 12, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

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