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Karma is a pretty odious thing when you think about it. You're telling me that all of the people going through horrific things deserve it because of what they did in the past? That's kind of gross. Karma doesn't exist.

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G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2011 - Eugenio Velez on the Dodgers 15 21 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 4 1 0 .000 .087 .000

 

Fine, great, you can find isolated examples of dual karma. Delicious and deserved karma that makes you sleep with a smile on your face. Beautiful examples of the universe sharing an inside joke with you. The kind of thing that can keep you warm at night.

"Come on, stand by the bonfire."

"No, thanks. I'm a look at this stat line from Eugenio Velez on the Dodgers."

But that's not the point. Karma doesn't exist. It just doesn't. So I'm tired of hearing that the Marlins have been terrible since breaking Buster Posey right in the leg. There's no correlation. And the stories of Scott Cousins having horrific boils and episodes where he gnashes his teeth and speaks in tongues? Probably made up just in that last sentence, though they would certainly be funny.

Except, dang it, I can't shake the idea.

The Marlins crushed the nascent dreams of an up and coming Giants team in 1997. They stole the glory for themselves that year. Then the Marlins crushed the dreams of a really, really good Giants team in 2003. They stole the glory again. And in 2011, they injured America's Greatest Hero. It would seem like everything Giants-related that the Marlins breathe on, turns to absolute crap.

There's a catch, though. Last year, the Marlins -- cheap bastards that they are -- didn't want to pay Cody Ross the $1 million left on his contract. So they just gave him away. They could have (should have?) waited until the offseason to see if another team would give up a prospect for Ross. Instead, they just gave him away. Poof. Take him. 

In that envelope is my trade offer. Cody Ross is moving on to some greener pastures. We're not negotiatin'. I don't like to barter. I don't like to dicker. I never have fun in Tijuana. That price is non-negotiable. What's in that envelope is for the Giants' peace of mind. Our peace of mind is worth that much. Not one prospect more.

Cody Ross became a World Series hero in a town that had never held a World Series parade. And it was because the Marlins gave him away like an extra puppy.

So maybe there's nothing like individual karma, but perhaps there's some sort of collective karma. In order for it to make sense, time can't be linear. Tralfamadorians believe that time isn't a straight line, but rather a landscape of different mountain peaks. We only see it go from A to B because that's the only thing our brains can process. But everything that will happen already has, and everything that did happen is still happening.

The Marlins have screwed the Giants, and will always screw the Giants, but maybe they've made up for it with the free heroic Cody Ross with purchase of one Cody Ross at regular price.

Or maybe the Marlins are just an awful organization ran by awful people, and that they helped us last year doesn't change the fact that everything about them is distasteful and awful.

Probably the latter.

Hitter to watch
It's Mike Stanton. Every time. It hurts my covet glands to move from a series with Andrew McCutchen to Mike Stanton. So good. Stanton is 21. He has hit almost twice as many home runs as the closest Giant. He's like the Madison Bumgarner of hitting. So good, so young.

That's okay. I'm sure Jackson Williams will come on strong at some point.

PItcher to watch
Chris Volstad is a galoot who throws sinkers. I'm sure the Giants will attack him with a sensible, disciplined hitting approach

Prediction
At some point, there will be a replay of the Posey injury on the TV this weekend. CRAZY, I know.

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Vogelsong should be Madbum

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean no offense to all the joke gilders when I say this, but the simplicity of the original is a large part of the comedic charm. I have rec’d the original.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s the dude eatin’ chips, or crackerjacks or whatever the hell it was.

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by Merope on Aug 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, can someone photoshop in Zito from the famous Seinfeld gif?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a dead body under the tires

Representing MadBum and his run support

by Ian A on Aug 12, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants hitters slashing the tires.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“A big oil rig towed by Saudis!”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some sort of spike strip featuring Rowand, Huff & Cabrera.

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Belt on the sidewalk with a tool box but nobody sees him

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 12:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

HAHA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha for sure.

WHY AREN’T WE GETTING ANYWHERE?!?!???

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt in a tow truck...something that could actually help this team

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by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

bwahahahahahah

priceless

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, volstad isn’t pitching right?

by aniln on Aug 12, 2011 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here!

and a brand new thread for me!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

During the last few weeks, the Year of Glad has turned into the Year of the Tucks Medicated Pad.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants: A bunch of buttwipes

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this franchise were ever to be contracted by Bud I don’t think one tear would be shed. Then the ‘97 and ’03 teams should be wiped off the record books, like what happened to USC, for the franchise’s affront to the Baseball God’s.

And I’m only half kidding

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

while I know you're half joking

to be honest, I’ll bet Bud looks at the Marlins as a model organization. 1) they develop good young talent, then trade it off for draft picks, and repeat process. 2) they swindle their city out of $600MM by lying about their finances

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of the owners hate them. They rake in revenue sharing money and pocket it.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget their owner who basically killed the Expos while screwing over his partners and then bought the Marlins after swinging a deal with the Red Sox owners which was totally dicey and borderline illegal but allowed to happen because Henry and Bud are best friends. Plus…teal.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the owner’s name is something Loria, right? I’ve read alot of terrible articles about him.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, that’s him. He’s pretty much a putz. But even going back, the Marlins deserve whatever bad karma they should get just for ’97 and the sell-off afterwards

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

F the Marlins

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst expansion team ever. the Rockies run a close 2nd, though.

I mean, baseball at 3000 feet? might as well be on the moon

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Rockies are probably the best expansion team. I don’t really like them, but they have built a competent team the past 5 years or so, they have built a good baseball atmosphere in Denver, and because of that fans come to their games.

That’s something Tampa, Florida and Arizona can’t say.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is just something really weird about baseball in Denver.

if Tampa had a real stadium, I’ll bet they would be vastly successful. I like the DBacks as an expansion team, to be honest. they need to establish a fanbase, but they always have good young players.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no problems with the Rockies. It was a smart place for a team to go and it’s a pretty solid franchise. Also agree that the Rays are a stadium away from being a first-class organization and that I can’t hate on the DBacks as a franchise now that they’ve gotten rid of their hideous uniforms.

But none of them are as bad as the NBA’s Grizzlies or the Bobcats are any number of expansion teams they’ve put together (just putting a team in Oklahoma is bad enough). And none….none…are as bad as anything the NHL has done in the past twenty years.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS!!

(heh…odious)

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

God, I really do not need to see Posey’s injury again. None of these games are nationally televised, right? I’m hoping CSNBA has more sense than to show the injury again.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember that CSNBA originally reported

Culberson/Peguero for Beltran, and then that Belt was being optioned and Burrell was being DFA’d.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 12, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty interesting
We’d love to believe all the denials coming out of Toronto that the Blue Jays would never, ever steal signs. But other clubs have been buzzing about that possibility since last season. One of the biggest reasons has been the transformation of Jose Bautista — but not so much in his power numbers as in his amazing ability to lay off tough breaking balls he used to hack at.

“This guy could always hit a fastball,” one scout said. “But he’d chase so many other pitches, he didn’t get in enough hitters’ counts to get those fastballs. Now he doesn’t chase those pitches. I’ve never seen anything like it. I’ve never seen a player make that change and do it that dramatically.”

Bautista at home last year: 55 walks, 44 strikeouts, .403 OBP, 1.118 OPS.

On the road last year: 45 walks, 72 strikeouts, .353 OBP, .879 OPS.

His splits this year aren’t anywhere near so pronounced. But let’s just say AL executives and scouts we surveyed didn’t dismiss this sign-stealing flap as preposterous. Nevertheless, said one AL exec, “I’m guessing you won’t be seeing a guy in a white shirt holding up his arms there anymore.”

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/rumblings110812/mlb-postseason-problems-revisited

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I think if Bautista instantly regresses

That’ll be proof that something wonky was going on. If he doesn’t, though, I would give them the benefit of the doubt (but keep my eyes open).

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean a hitter is better at home? Preposterous.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but the problem is he's a LOT better at home

Those are Coors Field pre-humidor splits.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but especially preposterous for Blue Jay players
n 2010, the Jays swung at 48.9 percent of pitches, the highest rate in baseball. They hit just .269 on balls in play, the lowest in baseball by 12 points. However, they led the majors with 257 home runs, 46 more than the next-highest squad. In fact, the 2010 Jays had the highest isolated power (slugging percentage minus batting average) of any team since 1954. That’s what enabled Toronto to score 755 runs (ninth best in MLB) despite an abysmal team on-base percentage of .312 (fifth worst).

A huge proportion of the Jays’ power comes from their home ballpark. In 2010, Toronto blasted a whopping 146 homers at Rogers Centre, just seven homers shy of the all-time home record set by the Rangers in 2005.
Now, by themselves, the above splits aren’t conclusive, so to measure the effect of Rogers Centre more precisely, The Mag consulted with Wyers. He has developed a method that generates park factors by comparing a player’s performance in any given park with his performance in all other parks, not just in road games for that player. This reduces statistical noise and offers a better estimate of how a park actually plays in a given season. Wyers found that for every ball that batters made contact with in 2010, Rogers added .011 home runs, up from a rate of just .002 from 2005 to 2009. That puts Rogers Centre in 2010 among the top 3 percent of home run ballparks since 1950.

But only the Blue Jays, and not their opponents, got a home run boost in Toronto. When the Jays were on the road in 2010, they hit home runs in 4 percent of plate appearances in which they made contact, compared with an AL average of 3.6 percent. At Rogers, their home run on contact rate soared to 5.4 percent, which is a home-field advantage seven times the magnitude teams typically enjoy.

Opposing batters, however, actually homered on contact at a below-average rate in Toronto. As a result, the power differential between home and visiting hitters at Rogers in 2010 was the third largest of any park in any season over the past 60 years (see chart).

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/6837424/baseball-toronto-blue-jays-suspicion-again-stealing-signs-rogers-centre

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They hit just .269 on balls in play, the lowest in baseball by 12 points. However, they led the majors with 257 home runs, 46 more than the next-highest squad.

This really bothers me because it’s incredibly misleading. Home runs aren’t included in BABIP.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Grantland has a post pretty much refuting it with tons of stats and points out there’s no real rules against it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Counter

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/1862/get-you-own-damn-man-in-white-sign-stealing-the-jays-and-so-called-cheating-in-baseball

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you know when a fastball is coming….

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

still don’t know where it’s going and you still have to hit it.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure but as the articles above discusses…Bautista has always been able to hit the fastball…just couldn’t lay off the bad stuff.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extremely late twss.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

as someone who played baseball through college, I can tell you that if you know a fastball is coming, like for sure, it’s a massive advantage.

baseball is all about timing

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I knew a straight fastball was coming, I could probably hit off any MLB pitcher. maybe not HRs, but I wouldn’t be overmatched.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

problem is

most fastballs aren’t straight.

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by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

pitchers who throw straight fastballs get mashed, unless they throw at close to 100 MPH

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

but hitter still have an advantage when they’re ahead because they can guess fastball.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

except pitchers aren’t throwing fastballs in hitters counts much anymore.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So’s comedy, you know.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be what Bonds felt like batting.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it probably was almost that easy for Bonds.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

pedro feliz

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

in MLB*

Was Pedrophile black? Lol

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The last good one I can remember is Charles Johnson.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forget the immortal Johnny Rabb?

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

Haven’t thought about that dude in a long while.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russel Martin

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Aug 12, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

only his soul is black

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 12, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

His dad is black, African-Canadian.

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Aug 12, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i did not know that

/goes back to making lame jokes about emomartin

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 12, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither till I googled it.

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by Bret1110 on Aug 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems so rare

Like a white running back

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 12:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Black in general is becoming fairly rare in baseball these days.

Though it depends on how you’re categorizing latin american players.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 12, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ask Torii Hunter!

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Lots of black baseball players come from the Dominican Republic, however not as many from Jamaica, Australia, Brazil, Haiti, India or Trinidad.

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or Ireland.

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by iammclovin on Aug 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, what about Black Irish?

by taliesin on Aug 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t black; they’re impostors. /Torii hunter

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snap how can I forget Ireland lol

And yeah that statement by Hunter was pretty ignorant

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Probably Chasm and I know it is a joke but....

Just out of curiosity, do you guys up there realize that down here in Brazil more then 60% of the populations is white? And in the southeast and south regions (the part that is not poor as fuck or jungle) It goes over 85%?

Most brazillians are descendant of Portuguese (my case) or Italian immigrants.

by Ralha on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do! I do!

I like all the Irish, Italian, German and Eastern European immigration in Spanish South America too. Woot woot.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sure looks like you guys think it is a continent long jungle with black people living on treetop slums.

Well… Rio is almost that, but nevermind…

by Ralha on Aug 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody mentioned Brazil without explicitly acknowledging the European population. What am I supposed to think??

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by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not here I mean. With “you guys” I meant americans in general.

It was a joke tough, back to my tree.

by Ralha on Aug 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that chip on your shoulder uncomfortable?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to make a generalization about broads.

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by ResDog on Aug 12, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do Brazil nuts factor into this discussion?

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some are dark and some are not.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite outward appearances, it is actually 85% not dark!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are all pink on the inside.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argentina is basically transatlantic Italy with more cattle!

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by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m not seeing the sarcasm

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

8.5% according to this, but they don’t specify how they would count, say, Edgar Renteria. Still, if it’s 8.5%, that means there are around 60 in the whole major leagues. Also around 8% of players (2/25) are catchers, so you’d only expect around five black ones if everything was just random.

by taliesin on Aug 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peyton Hillis, Jim Taylor, Daryl Johnson, Mike Alstott, Tom (mother f-ing) Rathman, etc just off the top of my head…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That scrub Stanford RB.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one they are all scrubs…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one DB, I think Cattouse is his name

Probably thinks Andrew Luck is a power RB the way he got run over

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew Luck is the only Stanfurd man.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

who was that RB recently who went to Minnesota in the draft? he was like a huge white truck.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toby Gerhart

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually think of Touchdown Tommy

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… that’s not gonna happen

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like The Pale Smart Car!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

with heated seats, though!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did I

But the Madden Curse will make me rue that decision

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catchers are almost always white. I have found this to be true even in little league; even if the team is mostly Asian, the catchers are white.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually easier to think of Asian catchers. Kurt Suzuki, Hank Conger.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the eel!

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a cat on Inland Empire last year, Ikko Sumi. He was a NDFA from Japan who signed with the Angels.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenji Johjima

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still wonder why the Giants haven't signed up to a contract.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda was a catcher.

And don’t try to tell me he’s not black just because he’s Latin.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say there weren’t any non-white catchers, just that there are very few. I remember a few years ago at the World Baseball Classic the Dominican Republic had a team loaded with great hitters and some AAA catcher.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he got pushed out by some white kid!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/cues Hulk Hogan’s WWF Theme

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nestea!

SBN moving on up

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow this Blue Jay's sign stealing this is fascinating.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

chasm?

all teams do that shit.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

the fascinating part isn’t about the Jays individually, just the sign stealing part.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, the whole “dude raising his arms for fastballs” kinda thing?

Rogers Centre looks like a place where someone could very easily hide with binoculars and steal signs… they’ve got lux boxes around the entire stadium.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when somebody else’s karma runs over my dogma.

If my life is for rent, and I don't learn to buy, then I deserve nothing more than I get, 'cause nothing I have is truly mine. - Dido Armstrong

by Lyle on Aug 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Croatoa

I keep hoping Bochy is going to utter that word at a team meeting and the hitters will become patient OBP machines all of a sudden.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like an Eastern European volcano.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comic book nerd stuff:

http://www.100bullets.sevenpennynightmare.co.uk/features/croatoa.htm

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 12, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

At some point, there will be a replay of the Posey injury on the TV this weekend. CRAZY, I know.

Fuck, I didn’t even think about that. That’s going to be annoying. I look forward to hearing Sabean’s radio rant a few times as well.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Aug 12, 2011 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a whiskey N00B

but JD Single Barrel is pretty amazing.

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Aug 12, 2011 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

your gonna need plenty of it for the next 6 weeks

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a daughter

I expect I’ll need it for the next 18 years minimum.

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Aug 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

18 won’t get you through the wedding $$

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Daughter can pay for herself…My wife and I paid for our own wedding.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you draw that contract up for me now? My girls are 5 and 8, and I would like to get that on paper.

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife is the one making the decision on that one…Although I have a feeling that when the wedding actually comes, I’m going to get enough points to get a couple of weather balloons.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slight OT

ATC has been running an occasional series called “Summer Sounds.” The series continues today with Tom Magliozzi (of Car Talk) talking about the sounds of baseball. Might be worth a listen. Looks to air around 2:16, 4:16 and 6:16 p.m. PT.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought you hated the Magliozzis.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like their style. But if Tom plays it straight, the story might be worth listening to.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re into straight guys now…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preferable, IMO.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We diverge on this matter.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m damaged. You’re well-adjusted.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet, we partake of muffins and go to Cliff House. The balance of power is maintained.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always found it interesting that even in same-sex relationships, there is still an alpha.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s never me. Go fig.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been in beta for a while.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re made by Google?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

By invitation only. Tell your friends.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, are you the type that wants to be the alpha?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAY OFF, MAN!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGGRESSIVE

I LIKE IT

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wifebeater
trucker cap
attitude

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

mustard stain on wife-beater
chain on wallet
poorly-drawn tattoo on arm

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry dude. wasn’t trying to pry

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was joking. I was behaving in a faux-macho manner.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad it was faux

I hate to think about how those real machos are herded and killed just for people’s vanity.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAVE THE MACHOS!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, the humanity of it all

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how non-platonic relationships work, yes.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know, it sounds so simple, but I still never would have known that had someone not told me.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that envelope is my trade offer. Cody Ross is moving on to some greener pastures. We’re not negotiatin’. I don’t like to barter. I don’t like to dicker. I never have fun in Tijuana. That price is non-negotiable. What’s in that envelope is for the Giants’ peace of mind. Our peace of mind is worth that much. Not one prospect more.

Love this scene. Gary Oldman, as is always the case, is awesome in his five minutes of screen time.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 12, 2011 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you! I could not remember where the line was from.

True Romance, scene where Clarence goes to pick up Mrs. Whorely’s stuff. And Vance Worley always makes me think of that too. Good Gary Oldman role. Hopper and Walken were even better tho’.

by BeetLA on Aug 12, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP

Torres CF, Keppinger 2B, Sandoval 3B, Huff 1B, Ross RF, Cabrera SS, Rowand LF, Whiteside C, Cain P.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

mmm hmmmmm…..

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright so I guess we are losing tonight..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate still hurt

sigh

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any word on PtB? I heard he went to NC to see a foot specialist, didn’t hear the results.

by taliesin on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her ankle got jealous.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably the least terrible lineup they could cobble together with what’s on the roster right now.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d swap Stewart for Whiteside, but otherwise, yeah. Move Cabrera down to 7th, I guess.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would entail moving Rowand higher.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the horns of a dilemma, I guess.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I forgot about Stewart. The difference between Cabrera or Rowand for the 6th and 7th ones is just nitpicking with no good options.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

O/U on Whiteside WP allowed/PB/E ?

2

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you add SB allowed

4.5

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

how could I forget the stolen bases???

O/U is set at 5.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, this.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/obligatory sniff

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can’t be Lowry. That guy in the picture appears to have all of his ribs.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

was at this game one of my favorites

by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 12, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was too

Except they lost. Runner at 3rd 0 out bottom 9 and they couldn’t score.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So just like the current Giants.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Barry, the other one.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea that was too bad, one of the funniest games i’ve ever been to though. Went with my high school buds, the guy in front of us went on the best rant about vinnie chulk.

by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 12, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he adjusting his junk in that photo?

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/on-air spit take

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the things that frustrates me the most about the Giants

is their seeming refusal to put anyone on the 15 day DL until they know for sure they’ll be out at least 15 days.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Zito.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

sprained suck muscles are different

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s suck muscle is as strong as ever

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can always be put on retroactive to the date… in this case, who would they have called up? As we have discussed, they only two OF on the 40-man are Belt and Pegs. I sort of understand how they are hoping not to call up Belt yet again and then option him 3 days later.

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

call up Belt

he’d be up at least 2 weeks.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

this whole discussion makes me so sad

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remember several times this year

where they had 2-3 guys on the bench but unable to play because of various minor injuries. And some of them lasted at least a week.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I just figure that since they prefer to have a crippled Mark DeRosa on the bench in lieu of a healthy Belt that they would be unlikely to call up anyone who would be good anyway.

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, now you’ve got a crippled Mark DeRosa, Fontenot, and Stewart…

and that’s it. no other bench players left. the Giants have no idea what “DL” actually means.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember last week when we had like 17 outfielders?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t understand Burrell’s injury.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NADS

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy said he’s not getting better.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strained Sleptwithborkswife Muscle

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rehabbing in a strip club in NC

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why the DL is like something out of a horror movie—people go on it and never come back or come back as not-pitching and not-hitting zombies.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NADS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me

Or has Cody looked terrible at the plate lately?

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be just Cody

I haven’t seen you at the plate recently.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just you

And every fan with eyes.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's Cody? Oh you mean the temp?

Yeah pretty bad.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gets “Gumby shoulders” in mid-swing.

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, the bottom of that lineup sucks so much.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least

Worlds worst leadoff hitter is now hidden back there.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd argue that

Everyone other than Panda and maybe Keppinger is an auto-out at this point.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve been told Aubrey is heating up, swinging the bat well, etc.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t believe it, look for yourself. As I pointed out a couple of days ago, Huff’s post-ASB line is pretty good: .305 / .369 / .463 (albeit kinda SSS — 90 PAs).

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line is well above MLB average. TBD is he sustains it, but if so, you can’t call it “bad”.

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Uggla is on a 31 game hitting streak

And his numbers still suck.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, so we have to acknowledge both truths.

Uggla’s having a “good” streak in a “bad” year.

Ditto for Huff. Depending on what interval you pick, you can call Huff “pretty good” (post-ASB), “bad” (2011 YTD) or “roughly average” (multiple years/career).

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have some faith in Huff.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly more so than Rownads.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because Huff doesn’t look like Charlie Chaplin at the plate.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Chaplin was graceful, lithe and athletic.

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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Charlie Chaplin clowning it up at the plate.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres

is currently classified as an auto out IMO.

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed

Better at bats. He took a walk with those balls in the dirt vs that last Pit pitcher, Keppinger and Panda swung like crazy at those pitches.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 12, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger strikes out too much.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only on the Giants

Dude had like 11 k’s all year until he got here

by Ian A on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Astros had the sense to use him as a platoon guy, no?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t really use him as a platoon bat (he was the starter since last year after Kaz was released) but I get what you’re saying – he has 1K this year vs lefty, and 15 vs righty

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The embarAstros?

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

can’t wait to see some good old fashioned raggedy, off tempo west coast offense

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch

he’ll have a productive season. Mark it down.

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive in that they will be so bad that they will end up with the #1 pick and will draft Andrew Luck?

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, at this point, they are choosing Rowand over Belt.

fucking depressing shit right here, folks. i don’t think i’ll watch the game. maybe when we start to get some hitters back from the day-to-day DL

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt could not come back up until he has been down for 10 days anyway (unless Nate or Beltran goes on DL)

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it hasn’t even been 10 days since they sent him down?

seems like forever ago already

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he went down on Aug 3, but could be off by a day or two.

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it was the 4th, because we went to the game on the 3rd and he was still there.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor baby giraffe. I looked at his Fresno numbers, and ever since his recent demotion, he hasn’t been hitting well at all.

bork ever say why he never played him? (other than the bullshit “not a gamer” thing)

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty Lurie asked him the direct question on the air and he still just said a bunch of BS “we didn’t think he was ready, HuffHuffHuff, Bork,”

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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying they actually thought he was ready? Or that it’s BS that someone could think that?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that he just gave a line of crap, which included that he & BamBam basically had no confidence in him.

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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s beyond the pale to have that opinion.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty framed it as “you brought him up and he went 3-4 and hit a home run and secured a win against the Dodgers, then he basically sat on the bench for a struggling Huff.” Bochy said, “well, yeah, but just didn’t think he was going to sustain it and we had to get Huff going.” Maybe they have their reasons, but that isn’t it (hence BS).

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Translation: “That Lexus is gonna break down some day. We need to get this Chevy Vega running now.”

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, so Bork went out and publically stated that they didn’t have confidence in him, so he wouldn’t even give him a chance?

the kid came up, and won us a game all on his own his first day

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 hitters who could approach averageness

1 very good hitter

4 near-automatic outs.

Ugh.

by GiantPain on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

at least Panda doesn’t suck this year.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are Panda and Huff doing some kind of time-share on being good?

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although

I was really annoyed at Panda for swing at that and 4-3ing when the Pirates were clearing pitching around him.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

When Panda expands the zone it is all bad. He was doing better with this Beltran Security Blanky. Nobody does good when the feel they have to carry the team.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

His hitting zone is not congruent with the strike zone. He has always gone outside it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he has to spit on a pitch now and then or the zone will just keep getting larger and larger. Sometimes he appears to be thinking he is going to hit the ball, no matter what, and swings at every damn pitch.

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But with less than 2 strikes he can be pickier

by Myemail21479 on Aug 12, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything is happening at once.
But the sky is clock and it makes it look like things are happening one at a time.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

What happened to then?

We passed then.

When?

Just now. We’re at now now.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 12, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it’s pouring in Miami right now. Pray for a rainout.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

is it possible to rain out the remainder of the season and just start over when Buster is better?

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or could we get it to rain every 5th day?

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

To update the old saw: Timmy, Vogey, MadBum, Cain, then you have to pray for rain.

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is so bunk

I wish he would test positive for something and get that 50 game suspension

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I kinda wish Pat Burrell would just kick his ass.

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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be so awesome then we wouldn’t have any more outfielders! /Chasm

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by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flappy!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could bring up Belt!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy would find a "reason" not to bring him up.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could do it yourself by spiking the room service food with HGH, then calling in a tip to MLB

that sounds surprisingly easy, though

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN!!!

Come on, people! Get happy!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe this will help!

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by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

My twelve year old son's new favorite player

For that fart into the microphone on The Franchise the other night.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that it was no longer Virgin America after he flew it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Happy!!

costello_elvis_get_happy!!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

needz moar white LP ring

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 12, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

right you are.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

apropos of nothing other than Elvis

I saw the Hoover Factory with mine own eyes about a month ago. Twas cool.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 12, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

First day of real football practice

I was really thirsty a minute ago, but now I’m hungry instead. Bah.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like inflation would be a problem, what with all the free money.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 12, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think they would try to make the business model a little less obviously fake.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free money!

What’s wrong with that business model? It can’t fail!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

$10,000 loaf of bread

SIGN ME UP

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by fjm on Aug 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

CEASE FREAKOUT

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Nate much improved: “It feels a lot better. It’s not 100 percent, but I could play.” tested his leg running sprints just now.

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2011 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

No word on Febles?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s dead, Jim.

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did this nickname come from? /clueless

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dos Carlos

http://mlbmemories.com/2011/05/do-you-remember-the-summer-of-dos-carlos/

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in KC, they were “the two carloses”

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karma?

It’s obviously the Giants don’t win now because Posey never apologized.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

obvious*

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut seems like a perfectly acceptable apology to me.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Posey comes back

Does he player catcher?

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 1:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Yes

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't all that squatting

Fatigue the ankle?

I was thinking Posey on 1b, Belt in left.

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

There’s no point in having one of the best catchers in baseball if you don’t let him catch.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lines up here

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Buster Posey says he's going to do something

I believe he’s going to do it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's 24

he should bounce back fine. If the injury happened at age 30/31, moving him would be best.

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming full recovery, and he has the time for that, it won’t be a problem by the time spring training starts.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Huff fits in where in your scenario? because you know they will play him.

my fear is that Posey has to play 1B, then they put Huff in LF no matter how bad he is, and bench Belt/keep him down in AAA

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWPS?

I could get used to this

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

and taking emotions out of it…he would be an above average player if he didn’t play catcher.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played a bunch of different positions in college SS etc. I think he even pitched. Great athlete but I’d prefer him at catcher.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The biggest value he has for the Giants (and for most teams)

is because he plays catcher and play it well. If he goes and plays 1B…he would basically be Belt.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he wouldn’t play?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

would be blocked by Huff and Belt

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’d probably make a damn good 2B man

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF he couldn’t catch

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure where this Poset at middle infielder thing comes from. The dude is borderline galoot. He is not in college anymore. And he is coming off of a really bad ankle injury.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it hard to believe he would be any worse than our current options.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he may as well dig holes in the infield and bury his feet

Since he won’t have any range anyway.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s hard to understand just how good someone has to be to be even a mediocre middle infielder at the major league level. I think it’s much harder than we realize, and I doubt Posey could pull it off.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, remember that Posey is a hell of an athlete… but you are right- given the ankle injury, he probably wouldn’t be suited for 2B well at all.

I just hope my horror scenario of Posey not being able to catch, thus becoming a 1B and Huff going to LF and Belt staying in Fresno doesn’t become true. Because that also means Whiteside is the catcher for good.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a hell of a catcher but I wouldn’t say he’s a hell of an athlete. He’s not particularly fast, and I’m sure he’s less quick than he used to be too. Like Lars said, he’s borderline galoot.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you don’t think a talent like Posey isn’t an incredible athlete, then you’re crazy. Posey has extreme athleticism.

lack of speed doth not break an athlete.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Collisions do though.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re probably just disagreeing on the definition of athlete then but my point was basically i don’t think he has the range to play middle infield

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 12, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, he probably doesnt now, after this ankle injury

put do you remember how well he played 1B? he has great instincts.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Range.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had a great first step, though.

he couldn’t be worse than Keppinger

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he could

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody is worse than Keppinger

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that just isn’t true.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

guy looks like he’s running in quicksand.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying he has range

But that is way less hyperbolic than saying “nobody is worse”. I mean, nobody, is a lot of people. Surely, one of them is worse.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

why hasn't anyone tried big fat infielders

like orca fat. block the entire thing.

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by DrStankus on Aug 12, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want someone to try this in the NHL for goalies.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tried that last year

and then Pablo got serious about his weight.

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by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes there is

and his name is….

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t say Manny. his glove may have been made of stone, but he could cover ground

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by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he can go a long way to his left or right before not catching a ball.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL FRED

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was think of

Dan…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point he’s got the haunches for catching, not middle infielding.

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

He got moved off SS because he didn’t have the lateral quickness for it. That would still be a problem at 2B. Third base is the obvious next choice, but the Giants already have an All-Star third baseman. Obviously either Posey or Pablo could play first, but then you’re not really getting great value out of one of them. I conclude that Posey needs to catch.

by taliesin on Aug 12, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he player please.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see him catch 100 games and play 50 at third base, if it can be done.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preferably while juggling and standing on his head.

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by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would just be a bonus.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Euphonium, french horn, tubular bells…everything!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double Bass, Viola, Slide Guitar…

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see fontenot as a tambourine man

and maybe tejada on the jug

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by fjm on Aug 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey mister tambourine man

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Huff playing the washboard

with Burrell on the triangle

Sharks. Giants. UCLA Bruins.

by Yumbo19 on Aug 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff on washboard wearing a faded pair of overalls with one of the straps undone and hanging down. Perhaps a corncob pipe clenched in his teeth.

Boy am I bitter about the whole Belt situation…

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Nate plays the washboard, on his stomach.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he play the piano any more?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can play them all at the same time. he is a one-man orchestra

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he can!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Posey is Pat Burrell?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Posey comes back they won't let him play at all

Afraid he will get hurt!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

is that what they’re doing with Beltran.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

His new position will be team chemist!

The Giants chemistry problems will be solved!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ronny Howard in the role of a lifetime.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the MST of that.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm, pint of beer.

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by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Drug test me, will they?”

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

watched the sun rise from the ocean off Stinson while catching some waves this am… life is so very good. I also named my new clownfish Andres!

naturally, since I’m feeling great, that means the Giants will kill my mood this evening.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

after seeing the lineup, my fears are confirmed.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sun rose in the west today???

Khal Drogo is coming back!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could say that I watched the sun rise over Mt Tam from out in the water off Stinson

but I’d rather say that I worked my magic to convince the sun to rise on the western horizon instead.

you’re welcome.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t worry, it’ll still be setting in the west. this was a one-day thing.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

While lamenting the loss of Wheeler

I just realized the Giants were just 5 picks away from landing Strasburg that year… some staff that would’ve been.

by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 12, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

5 spots away at the top is a lot. Yuniesky Betancourt cost the Mariners Strasburg though.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have never had the #1 pick

A team has to be really bad to get that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nats had it twice in a row…

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were awful.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may have been the best years to get it as well.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

After they got Strasburg, they got the best hitter in the draft two years in a row.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

they also got Storen in there too…

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

who was the non-harper hitter? yes I’m too lazy to look it up myself.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rendon

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays had it

the same year they went to the WS.

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Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Stanton + Madison Bumgarner = badass young stars.

stoopid Yiants. we coulda had ourselves Stanton, too :( Who’d they draft instead of Stanton? Culberson, was it?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Stanton's name is Giancarlo Cruz-Michael Stanton.

It’s like his parents named him Giancarlo Cruz but then decided to stick Michael Stanton on at the end.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yeah, it was Stanton. Jordan Zimmermann and Freddie Freeman also went in that round; the Giants could have had either.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freeman would have been a bust. did you see that April he had? psh

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

We could have drafted Mike Stanton with the compensatory pick gained by virtue of losing – Mike Stanton.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha what? Alou = Stanton?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Stanton the pitcher

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was a pitcher named Mike Stanton? I do not remember this

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I recall…he was an original “Bonds Stopper”…Along with Mike Myers and Jesse Orosco

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

pitched for the Giants in 2006!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the pitcher Stanton was a Type A, worth a comp pick high enough to where we could have drafted the hitter Stanton?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been joked about many times

The Giants picked Charlie Culberson 51st overall with the pick they got for Mike Stanton (the pitcher). Mike Stanton (the hitter) was taken 76th overall, in the second round. The Giants would have had another crack at Stanton the younger with the 74th pick, but that one was given to the A’s as compensation for signing… Barry Zito.

by taliesin on Aug 12, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to make this joke two hours ago, but I demurred.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overruled

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay away from my gimmicks!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

How has your day been? I’m actually finished with work for the week and now I’m sitting in my living room wearing nothing but my boxers.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at work, also in boxers.

I’m kidding.

I wear trunk briefs.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were more of a commando type of person?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to decide whether this conversation is more or less inane than the fart one.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. I’ll stop.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fart convo was more informative.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on

The fart convo has to be more inane than this one.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shh. I like this subthread.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a bad trend among non-model-hot people. This guy at the cafe this morning bent down to take a bite of his bagel and treated me to furry asscrack.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he a paraplegic? Why did he have to bend down to take a bite of his bagel?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a Yellow Lab

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had no arms and was holding the bagel between his knees.
Limber fellow, and well-adusted, except for his pants.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. You’re almost making me feel a little sorry for yoshifan and his bronies.

On second thought, nah.

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I asked for that. I’ll take it back if you stop with the pony gifs.

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furry Asscrack

Loveable sidekick to noted superhero Hot Carl.

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times have you scratched your balls?

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

I thought Howie proclaimed this to be a Naked Day.

Now I feel silly being the only one dangling.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in the comfort of my own home

I slip off these boxers and join the Howie party.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear where this thread is going

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please do go on.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might as well join in too.

/strips down to boxers

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going to put the program on automation here…

Perfect.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to promote nekkid Sundays from now on.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

in my house. not here

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE NOT INVITED!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel a breeze.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might need to see a doctor.

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants need to hire speckops.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer biology

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAND BACK, I'M GOING TO TRY CHEMISTRY!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What the hell happened to Mike Rowe?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was terrible at chemistry.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Translation:

I had no fucking clue they would be good.

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice beekers

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you disgusting ice tea

Thank you for replacing creepy Mauer with a girl in a bikini.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Joe.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have two girls? One in a purple bikini suspended in mid-air and the other in a Florida Marlin Blue bikini drinking straight Jack Daniels out of a Nestea squirt bottle

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Hot alcoholic chicks

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am finding the whole thing distracting not to mention embarassing. People must think i just sit here and stare at picutres of hot chicks in tiny bikinis all day

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Angel

We’ve just been MINDFREAKED.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Angel

Wants to put a lawsuit in the WIN COLUMN.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This
SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic (AP) — Angel Villalona, the former Giants prospect accused of homicide in 2009, has sued the team for $5 million, alleging violation of his contract.

The suit was filed on Aug. 8 in the Dominican Republic.

In the legal document, which The Associated Press has received a copy of, the lawsuit seeks $10,400 in wages and $5 million in compensation for moral and material damage experienced. The suit also demands that the Giants make a decision regarding his contract situation within five days.

Villalona, a first baseman, has been practicing in the town of La Romana, which is about 100 miles from the Dominican capital of Santo Domingo.

“I’m practicing and working because I want to recover my baseball career,” Villalona said. “I can’t talk about the process with the Giants, but I can only say that I want to return to play.”

Villalona was charged with murder in September 2009 and pleaded not guilty in December 2010, according to the court ruling of the Judicial District of La Romana.

"Villalona was discharged on charges of murder and currently does not weigh any charges against him. There was insufficient evidence and therefore was discharged," said the prosecutor in La Romana, Jose Polanco.

A Giants representative in the Dominican Republic, Pablo Peguero, confirmed that the team had received notification of the lawsuit.

In August 2006, the Giants signed Villalona with a team record $2.1 million signing bonus.

He was assigned to the Rookie Arizona League as a third baseman, where he hit .264.

Villalona played 2008 with the Augusta GreenJackets and was named to the 2008 All-Star Futures Game. He also spent time with with the Single-A San Jose Giants.

Read more: Former prospect Villalona suing Giants for $5 million
Tune to SportsNet Central at 6, 10:30 and midnight on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area for more on this story

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you can have $5 million

It’s right here in our San Francisco offices, just come by and pick it up.

LOLOLOLOLOL

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s cut a deal. Villalona drops the suit, the Giants re-sign him for $100,000 and a contract requiring major league minimum for five years if he makes the majors.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there any reason he can’t still play baseball for the Giants?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

how high were scouts on Villalona?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very. Then Angle harshed their mellow.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Angel, as the case may be.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he got the pitchers right...
PROJECTED 2011
LINEUP
Catcher Jackson Williams
First Base Dan Ortmeier
Second Base Nick Noonan
Third Base Angel Villalona
Shortstop Emmanuel Burriss
Left Field Fred Lewis
Center Field Wendell Fairley
Right Field Nate Schierholtz
No. 1 Starter Matt Cain
No. 2 Starter Tim Lincecum
No. 3 Starter Barry Zito
No. 4 Starter Tim Alderson
No. 5 Starter Madison Bumgarner
Closer Brian Wilson

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty fucking funny!
Isn’t Jax still in A-ball?
LOL Ortmeier!

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Projection is so easy for those smarty smart stat nerds.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not prediction.

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2010 World Series Champs: (Baggs Prediction)

Catcher Eliezer Alfonzo

First Base Travis Ishikawa

Second Base Kevin Frandsen

Third Base Angel Villalona

Shortstop Emmanuel Burriss

Left Field Eddy Martinez-Esteve

Center Field Fred Lewis

Right Field Nate Schierholtz

No. 1 Starter Matt Cain

No. 2 Starter Tim Lincecum

No. 3 Starter Barry Zito

No. 4 Starter Jonathan Sanchez

No. 5 Starter Noah Lowry

Closer Brian Wilson

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a minute- if anything, the Giants still own his rights as a baseball player. they paid $2.1 MM as his signing bonus and he should be reporting to A ball

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last I heard

his Visa was revoked. I don’t know if that has been solved or if it can be. But it was revoked by the Government based on the charges against him.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 12, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

I’d still like to get the kid back and see what he can do. He passes the name test for baseball players.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Former Prospect Villalona suing the Giants for 5 million

http://www.csnbayarea.com/08/12/11/Former-prospect-Villalona-suing-Giants-f/l_sfgiants.html?blockID=548174&feedID=2539

SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic (AP) — Angel Villalona, the former Giants prospect accused of homicide in 2009, has sued the team for $5 million, alleging violation of his contract.

The suit was filed on Aug. 8 in the Dominican Republic.

In the legal document, which The Associated Press has received a copy of, the lawsuit seeks $10,400 in wages and $5 million in compensation for moral and material damage experienced. The suit also demands that the Giants make a decision regarding his contract situation within five days.

Read more: Former prospect Villalona suing Giants for $5 million
Tune to SportsNet Central at 6, 10:30 and midnight on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area for more on this story

by Every6thDay on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord. Just give him what he wants.
It doesn’t have to go down like this.
Everybody stay calm.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just real stabby in here.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than in the fanpost?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured… too lazy to scroll all the way up to look.

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

game time- pick your under 30 All-Star team.

C- Posey
1B- Freeman
2B- Kinsler
3B- Sandoval
SS- Castro
LF- Cruz
CF- McCutchen
RF- Stanton

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

Adrian Gonzalez >>>> Freeman
Bautista >>>> Stanton (or Sandoval)

by Every6thDay on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Adrian under 30? I didn’t include him because I thought he was 31 or 32

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's scary
Born: May 8, 1982 in San Diego, CA (Age 29)

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap.

Justin Upton is only 23, too.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 is a strange cut off point for the discussion

Include a lot of players who have been around a while and in their prime. Case in point: Gonzo is only 29. I still have to keep reminding myself of that every time I see him play.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he retire a while ago?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzo? Is that no longer Luis Gonzalez?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have made it like 27 as the cutoff

I thought Adrian was over 30 as well.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn hippies.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe a better thing would be Under 25

Lots of guys better than these ones under 30

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by DFARowand on Aug 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I just realized that. fail, lol

I was aiming for young up-and-coming stars, not veterans. Should have done 25 and under

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

But I would take Zimmerman or Longoria over the Panda right now.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty tough contest there at 3B IMO.

check teh Fan graphs comps. Pablo is having a GREAT season.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 12, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the best UZR at 3B.

Longoria is having a down year for him and Zimmerman is injured. By the end of this year it’s going to be a much closer call than you think.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you can go 25

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd take these 26 and under NL guys against anyone

1B Pablo
2B Neil Walker
3B Zimmerman
SS Tulowitzki
LF Stanton
CF McCutchen
RF Upton
C Posey

SP Kershaw
SP Cain
SP Hanson
SP Bumgarner
SP J. Garcia
SP Strausburg

Walker was the best I could find at 2B.

I guess you could move Castro over there perhaps, but that might not be much of an improvement.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 12, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danny Espinosa would be a real good 2B. I think that’s his name, he’s on the Nationals

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concur..

between him and Walker, I have had some serious 2B envy all year.

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is some serious roster porn right there

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

McCutchen
Tulowitzki
Pablo
Stanton
Upton
Zimmerman
Posey
Neil Walker
Pitcher

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd probably go

McCutchen
Zimmerman
Tulo
Upton
Pablo
Stanton
Posey
Walker

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 12, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's crazy how much young talent there is in teh NL right now.

And really the only AL guys that would crack this lineup would be maybe Longoria (but , maybe not), Felix and Masterson

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 12, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate when I miss interesting discussions on other threads due to working, so....

Go to Karaoke song Wonderwall. Followed by Champagne Supernova (people love singing with fake British accents) and John Denver’s “Country Roads.”

-Ooooh Child is a great song and Beth Orton does an amazing, acousting cover of it

Brian Wilson (the Beach Boy) is a musical genius- all you have to do is listen to “God Only Knows” on headphones to hear how a simple little teenage love song features strings, intricate harmonies, and french horns.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate when I do that strikethrough thing by accident

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABR thing

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Dick Dobbins

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downtown

Placenta…

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue residents screaming “DAMMIT, IT’S ‘PLAH-SEN-TEE-AH’!!”

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lunch seems kind of steep.

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Schierholtz’s hip is much better. Just did agility drills and light sprints. Not 100 percent but available off bench and probly ok tomorrow.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Still worried until I see him on the field. Nate plays through injuries.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

unlike Beltran

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

who already makes a lot of money and is assured of a big-league job.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hand injuries are very different from leg injuries for hitting purposes.

And also old.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a free agent

Playing with a bad wrist and hitting .150 the rest of the way is not going to help him get a lucrative deal.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 12, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I don’t mind the delay in his return. Reinjury would be infinitely worse.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time the Giants had a save situation

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That is probably worth some $$

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, a genuine smile, no sarcasm, irony or general BS.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, galooty, even.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s so very handsome when he’s not sporting a turkey vulture’s nest on his face.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He rates very high on the dorkometer (by definition so do I for referencing one).

by capn on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wilson intentionally created himself to be marketable, but it got out of hand.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, the mohawk is nothing of note.

Dying the beard is a little weird but hey, it’s something a little different.

As for his “character”? Honestly, I have a friend whose actually a lot like that. Not 100% of the time but whenever I see Brian Wilson do a “bit,” it reminds me of my friend.

All in all, I think middle America/national media went “OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS FUCKING NUTTY!” and then he found himself winning the World Series, and, well, you can’t really back down from there.

I’d imagine there’s some element of marketing at this point, but I can really easily this whole thing just kind of evolving pretty naturally.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

From his LSU days

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope to post that pic

sometime around the ninth today

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

pudgy!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that GiantPain’s car?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, can't be.

GiantPain has a vanity plate that reads: I disagree

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDSAGRE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Honk if you love peace and quiet.”
[honk]
“ARGH! DAMN YOU, GIANTPAIN!!”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my joke!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like her backward glance as is to say, “Can you do this? I don’t think sooooooo.”

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only silver lining left at this point

Is that the Giants’ gauntlet is almost done, while the D-Backs are about to play 6 road games against Atlanta and Philly. Arizona didn’t capitalize as much as they could have durign the Giants collapse, and by all rights they would have lost the most recent series if the Astros weren’t rocking a AAA pitching staff. Giants just need to limp through the next two series then hopefully take advantage of Houston.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 12, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah so I looked at the play-by-play from their series with the ’stros…

disastros should have won (or easily could have won, should I say) 3 of 4. they blew some huge leads.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the D-Backs have been playing pretty poorly too during the same stretch

Just that they had the good fortune of having the Astros mask it. Hopefully it continues, because Philly and Atlanta should demolish them if they’re playing like this.

This all assumes though that the Giants ever come out of their coma, which is no sure thing.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 12, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am actually optimistic about the Giants' lineup

Pirates are a pretty good pitching team. Lots of hits but just not strung together.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was it in that last game.
Something like the Pirates turned 10 hits into 9 runs whereas the Giants turned 9 into 2.
Blech.

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by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other slim light of optimisim

And I absolutely hate to even sound negative about them, but the pitching has been going through a little slump of their own. Obviously, it’d be pretty damned cool if the offense could ever pick them up, but it is what is. Vogelsong has his worst outing of the season against the Pirates and Sanchez had to deal with the combined forces of a shit ump plus his erraticness. During the Phillies series, Cain got outdueled by Hammels (hard to get too mad because a weak earlier it was an opposite 2-1 result). Lee can shut down great offense like the BoSox. Sanchez had a poor outing. Cain faltered against Arizona. Cinci was Zito, a poor Bumgarner start, and Vogelsong sturggled early.

Starters 1-4 should pick up and like you said, the Giants are getting hits if not runs. Hopefully they produce runs soon because I think pitching could seriously use some support right now.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 12, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have had 1 off day since ASB, then the other was at the White House

They followed that up with a Philly series. They looked gassed after that. I hope these 2 days rest will recharge them enough for a run.

Not just the hitters. Starters gave up 10 1st inning runs in Cinci, setting up the whole bad streak.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 12, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this along with what I said.

The Cinci series fell apart when the pitching fell apart. And they’ve just seemed to have been ragged ever since. Hopefully the days off will have helped.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 12, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Days off don’t really affect pitchers, tho, surely. And an extra day can actually throw a guy off, from what I’ve heard. And I’m not holding out hope that a day off is going to fix Rowand, Cabrera or Cody.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only starter who I think could benefit from a day off is Vogelsong

It’s all in my head, but his command looked a lot sharper in his first post-ASG start whereas he’d been struggling a bit pre-ASG. Tim, Cain, and Bum have looked fine. Madison and Cain’s respective starts in Cinci and against AZ don’t worry me too much.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 12, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So maybe there’s nothing like individual karma, but perhaps there’s some sort of collective karma. In order for it to make sense, time can’t be linear. Tralfamadorians believe that time isn’t a straight line, but rather a landscape of different mountain peaks. We only see it go from A to B because that’s the only thing our brains can process. But everything that will happen already has, and everything that did happen is still happening.

That is some heavy duty shit!

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a

Karma Mechanic

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the Karma Police?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hai Gaiz

I was hoping I could find a website that would allow me to bet on lots of stuff without me having to use my own money, and then hopefully send me a check if I make enough. Anybody have any suggestions?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

NLOP

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

NLOP

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to call the Prince of Nigeria

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Margin trading? Try Wall Street.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching LL baseball

Red Bluffs v. Nevada…

I think they should promote some of these LL umpires to the MLB…actually call strikes.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

NLOP

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does this mean?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poker

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nevada just pulled a Giants

1st and 2nd with no outs, 3, 4, 5 hitter coming up…

Fly ball…GIDP

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think its weird

that a 12 year old throws two different types of curveballs

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of sad, really.

fastballs and changes should be all these kids should be throwing.

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that kids elbow and shoulder are gonna be mush when he is actually old enough to play pro ball

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by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks down at own right elbow and nods

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Me

is that english?

Fastballs/Changes should be the only pitches preteens can throw.

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kid at the plate for N. California

favorite baseball team: SF Giants.

Would like to meet…wait for it…Bruce Bochy.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a dark alley. With his baseball bat.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanna beer?

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to keep it for yourself, old man. I’m gonna show you that there IS crying in baseball.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've already cried a thousand tears.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN199309290.shtml

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by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped at 96. It was hip once.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh!

You’re older than me!!

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by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re only as old as you feel, how come I’m not dead at 150.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrOvehhsn8c

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by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid: “I lied on t.v.; My favorite player is Brandon Belt, you sonofabitch!”
/whacks Bochy in shins with bat.
Bochy:…
Kid: “And now I have to watch those twin shitbags, Rowand & Huff.”
/whacks Bochy upside the head. Bat breaks.
Kid:…
/runs like the wind.
Bochy: /drinks beer.

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid (as he’s running away): “And Huff batting 4th? Is that sarcasm?”

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I know they're making it up

the kid at the plate for N. Califora…favorite player:

Barry Zito

He is the team jokster.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger fan

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 12, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subversive little bastard.

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Former best golfer in the world

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bobby Jones?

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by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sam Snead

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charles Barkley?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Murray

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Hope

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 12, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant Brisbee

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brant Grisbee?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bryant Frisbee?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope Lange

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunch of chatterboxes today

I guess everyone’s happy when the Giants haven’t lost in the last 24 hours.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 12, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the Giants offense! Who needs all those runs? They just mess up the scoreboard.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SufvakN67WA

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by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants need to play better baseball.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

speaking of… do any of you believe in the “name test” for baseball players?

I know, I’m crazy and superstitious, but some guys just don’t seem to have baseball names, and I actually judge how their careers will go based on that.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I like “the good face”

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 12, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like “the good cheeks”

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darwin Barney?

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He’s a baseball player”
He plays the game the right way"

I think the “name test” thing sounds like it would fit right in with those.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher, not a thrower.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to think Madison Bumgarner was a pretty crappy baseball name.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey

Enough said.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stubby Clapp frowns on your shenanigans

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that silver nitrate made him grumpy.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always an exception the rule

And in our heart of hearts, we all know Harbaugh is going to resurrect his career.

It starts in 2 hours.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niners are playing tonight?

too early for the LOL?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll wait for the first regular season game

The nice thing about last year was that the first quarter of the game in Seattle was pretty much indicative of how the season was going to go, even if i kept telling myself they’d get better.

If nothing else, Seattle looked predictably terrible yesterday. So the bar in the West might be lower this season.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 12, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t give it much weight, but I enjoy exercising my confirmation bias muscle with harmless theories from time to time.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to do any better than names from way back in the day, like Dizzy Dean, Moose Skowron, Yogi Berra, or Pee Wee Reese. If Pee Wee was a player know, they’d call him Wee Reese or “P. W” or “Pee Wee Reese’s Pieces”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw this promoted on a movie theater print ad

Is it just me or is this a horrible idea…I would imagine people getting motion sickness pretty quickly.

http://www.d-box.com/en/movie-theatre/

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t that like “Star Tours”? although I got queasy when I saw the seat turning into water

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that lasted like 5 minutes

I can’t imagine doing that for a 2 hour movie

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a 4D movie when I was in Korea recently it was pretty cool.

But then again at that point I had been in Turkmenistan for the past two months so anything would seem pretty cool then.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won't rest until 5-D

Smell-o-vision and Magic Fingers in the seats.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 12, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sixth sense is somatic awareness

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sixth sense is the ability to figure out spoilers from vaguely worded contextual clues.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 12, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the sixth sense was veteran grit.

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs the Giants will score in six days. If they get hot.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

umami

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I carry them in the trunk of my SUV.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was your paralegals

by Hyoton on Aug 12, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neh

they get to run along side the car.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give them Unicycles to provide you with amusement.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

roller skates

unicycles are expensive…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not fooling me. The real firm of Nasty, Brutish and Short is on in an hour.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite is still

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Loblaw

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great law blog.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to say that out loud to get it. Then…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by younghutch on Aug 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

'sall good, man

with Saul Goodman

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
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by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better Call Saul!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Bobby Bobby!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bobb

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by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

The 49ers are pLOLaying tonight. I had no idea. Also I can’t watch them. And they probably are still terrible :(.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HANDEGG IS BACK

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 12, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked TV Guide.
Tampa Bay at Kansas City?
Really? What am I supposed to do with that?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Apparently there are other channels.
TV, you sly thing.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

but when the Rays play the Royals

how can you watch anything else?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gratefully.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell

consistent scoring threat

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s ever been in N.C. before…target rich environment with 2 colleges.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Burrell is aware how many dorks live vicariously through their fantasies about his sex life.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
All of these guys are goofs. - G. Brisbee

by Tortured on Aug 12, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

well played, Mauer.

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

Nestea

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The YES tea

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by calgiants86 on Aug 12, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The official tea of Pat Burrell

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by CalBear949 on Aug 12, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect spokesman
Hi I’m Pat Burrell. If there’s anyone who knows the importance of quality teabags, it’s me.

by slapsy on Aug 12, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And possibly yeasty.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty excited that I won’t be able to watch any of these games.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 12, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

"Karma doesn't exist."

Current estimates suggest that nearly a billion people seriously disagree.

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by owlcroft on Aug 12, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

as though truth is up for a vote

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 12, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing exists

and no one can prove it.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I’m not going to work on Monday.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Urban's playing a tour date in Knoxville tonight.

By which I mean the area directly across the street from my office. So help me, if I can’t get home because of traffic problems I am going to GO OFF.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m supposed to visit a friend tonight who lives directly across the park from me.
It’s probably going to take me the better part of an hour to traverse the grass-stained swarm of concertgoers on blocked roads.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 12, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do calculate the pickup truck with loaded guns in rack ratio beforehand.

by maysian on Aug 12, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you weren’t able to use your media elitist connections to get a ticket?

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 12, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The longer we are on McC the more Coke rewards we get?

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 12, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

...
And in 2011, they injured America’s Greatest Hero.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well.....I know this isnt really th place, but Im gonna anyways......

You’re misusing the word karma. Karma isnt some magic idea that bad things happen because you’re a bad person or did something bad. Its not the universe randomly dishing out equalizing / retribution effects. Its better summed up in the phrase (quoted by Lauren Hill, no less) “Consequence is no coincidence”. Or in more commom western terms “You reap what you sow”. Live a bad life and bad things will come from it (not because of it – its subtle, but its a critical difference). So karma doesnt predict that Scott will grow boils on his forehead, karma predicts that Buster might drive by him stranded on a rainy night.

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Aug 12, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it meant they would come back as something crappy in their next life.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too...

On the path to Nirvana, the theory is that as well or as poorly as you live your live determines your next state of being until you finally get it all right, reach full enlightenment and find Nirvana after death – that’s karma over the course of multiple life times (I like to think of it as long term economics). Karma applies in the short term too; sometimes even instantly.

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Aug 12, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen, fuck the bullshit.

Posey got hurt. Huff is in the shitty Huff year. Sanchy is hurt and Kepp has razorbldes in his hoes or whatever. Teja-Craw-Cab-Font is the same person. That’s cool too. And it’s 2009 at 3B, we know. The OF is hot garbage and the pitching staff rules and we still suck. I’s all good, we won the fucking world series last year. FACT. No for real it’s true.

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