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Post-game thread: Giants push me closer to arena football again

What are these red things wrapping around the white part? Am I supposed to touch those when I throw? Probably not. I should ask about those.

The Cardinals stumbled a little bit this month. Now they're four games back. Pittsburgh went through a horrific losing streak. They entered today 10.5 games back. When teams play this poorly, there should be consequences. The Giants aren't just sniffing around, sorta kinda in the hunt. They're actually within spitting distance of first place. Tied for first, as I write this. That's embarrassing. This team doesn't deserve nice things.

Remember how this season started?

Star-divide

Torres - CF (A lead-off guy with power. What a luxury!)
Sanchez - 2B (Nice contact hitter)
Pablo - 3B (He's back! He's gonna be good again!)
Posey - C (So good)
Huff - LF/1B (What a find!)
Belt - 1B (Probably just rookie of the year, but MVP's not out of the question)
Ross - RF (Huge power, low on-base, still good)
Tejada - SS (Maybe he can be slightly below-average with the glove, slightly above-average with the bat)

The Giants were going to be better. They had Posey for a full season. Bumgarner instead of Todd Wellemeyer. Brandon Belt was going to explode. Cody Ross wasn't as good as he was in the playoffs, of course, but he was going to be better than whatever the Giants were starting in the beginning of 2010. And Pat Burrell is a bench guy? Embarrassment of riches!

As the Giants awoke from a night of uneasy dreaming, they found themselves transformed in their bed into a gigantic pile of suck.

Torres - CF (And the clock struck midnight ...)
Keppinger - 2B (Like Sanchez, except he fields like he's wearing a snowboard)
Pablo - 3B (Just sit around and wait for him to do everything. Worked in 2009.)
Huff - 1B (He's hit more like a second baseman than a shortstop over the past week. That's a good sign.)
Ross - RF (More like Cody Lost, amirite?)
Cabrera - SS (What in the hell...)
Rowand - LF (Don't worry; he's only in here because Carlos Beltran is made of sand)
Whiteside - C (Nice guy. Hops like a *************. Good teammate.)

It's unbearable. And as much as I love Belt and think he should be in the lineup, he's not a magic talisman. Combine him with healthy Beltran, and maybe it's the start of something, but I'm not seeing how this offense is anything other than painful. Just when I thought we were out, they sucked suck back suck.

I'm through figuring out how to make the lineup better. It's like trying to build a combustion engine out of shredded cheese. Just stop.

But the pitching staff has four good starters. Really good. Great, even. That's how the team is hanging around. This is not a secret. There are four starting pitchers who are doing really well, and then there are Barry Zito and Jonathan Sanchez having a surrender competition in the fifth spot.

So here's an official call to call up Eric Surkamp. He probably won't be effective right away. He's never pitched above AA. But he'll throw strikes. He'll be interesting to watch. He isn't doom with a rosin bag. The Giants aren't going to hit. That chapter has already been written. But no more Sanchez. No more Zito. It might not be especially rational, but losing every series in a home stand will do that to a fella. 

It'd be a lot more fun if they had started the season like this, and then roared into a first-place tie after ten straight wins. That's the reality I'll choose to believe.

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These last few weeks have been El Terrible. Maybe we can replace Jimmy Carter statue with one of a Giants hitter fumbling with a bad at a lazy slider?

by PocketfullofPoseys on Aug 10, 2011 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

If yesterday's game was the kind we can get used to

This is the kind we have already gotten used to

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 10, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think, when everything is taken into account, this might be the most deflating stretch of the past few seasons.

by Seasick fish on Aug 10, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think, when our alien overlords return 10,000 years hence and try to reconstruct the downfall of human civilization, they will trace its origins back to this stretch of games.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 10, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team right now is the team I expected last year’s team to be.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

overachievers overachieved.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too soon to say I miss Zito? ........

oh God, look at me. when Zito pitches, i miss Sanchez. when Sanchez pitches, i miss Zito. MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

#FREESURKAMP

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 10, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop using the carnival mirror.

by Bar None on Aug 10, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

We love the other guy when one of them is pitching.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 10, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else’s lake

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 10, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still prefer Sanchez.

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by Natto on Aug 10, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly I do as well.

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 10, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If hose are the two choices, then yes.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOSE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YA HOSER!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez/Zito Platoon

Pull the one who’s starting at the first sign of trouble (read: first walk).

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Aug 10, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I choose neither

I make my own rules!

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres – CF (And the clock struck midnight …)

The bloom is off the rose, but Torres will stick around until he falls apart preventing Gary Brown from ever playing.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 10, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand, lover of San Francisco, will be taking over, and is already signed for next year. Fear not.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 10, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newsflash from Kruk: Sanchez is not pitching well.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 10, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Just going to look to next year... June, specifically...

when maybe the Giants get Posey and Sanchez back and playing at 75% of what they once were.

by Every6thDay on Aug 10, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

How much farther can this team fall?

Swept by the Astros? Lose the division to the Rockies? Starting pitching suffer injuries?

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 10, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t discount the Rockies.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stat I just dug up after today's collective failure

This is the first game that Keppinger has struck out more than once this season. This is the first game since 2004 that Keppinger has struck out 3 times. There’s no way anyone can deny that suck is contagious on the Giants.

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 10, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Grant and his prediction

I had to stop listening in the 8th because I became very agitated here at work.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 10, 2011 4:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That description of fielding like he’s wearing a snowboard is one of the funniest and most appropriate similes I’ve heard in a long while.
Razor blades in the shoes would hurt so bad. As long as they weren’t laying flat of course.

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 11, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Beltran and Bam Bam

With a smattering of the ump today too.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 10, 2011 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez was getting squeezed, but you have to be able to pitch through that when it happens, and he is just completely incapable of it.

by sprdelfin on Aug 10, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAY EVERYBODY

Keep rooting against the Arizona Ragamuffinbitches, because if they win the Giants will (gasp!) fall out of first place.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are already out of first place

As of 3:43PM on 8/10/11, the San Francisco Giants are now .001 win% behind the first place Arizona Diamondbacks.

Let it be known that this is the last minute in which the San Francisco Giants would be in first place in 2011. Good Night, Sweet Prince, and may flights of Veterans sing thee to thy rest.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the same attitude that I had after the first couple games of the final Padres series last year:

Namely, “If these assholes blow it, I’m not going to feel depressed. I’m not going to beat myself up, because they got what was coming to them.”

Thing C

by markdash on Aug 10, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mostly true for me as well. But i will have flashes of more intnese rage. They as pissing a away a golden chance with theese arms. The theme in the 60’s was “if they could spend just a bit more for that 1 more piece”… for this era it maybe be “Hey more bench time for old and sucky doesn’t equal panic Melon Head.”

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 11, 2011 4:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

Don’t you have faith in the Houston Astros? Plus this weekend you can root for TEH PHILLIES!!! Are we having fun yet?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona is playing the Mutts this weekend.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s stupid. They’re in a tie for first place. They won’t fall out of first until tonight.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that the Giants have played two additional games and is 1-1 in those two games does not change the fact that Arizona has a higher winning percentage. The Giants are in 2nd place at this moment with less games to go than the Dbacks.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Position in the standings isn’t based on winning percentage, though. Or, at least, it shouldn’t be.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but that’s a tiebreaker. It doesn’t mean that one team is in second place and the other is in first.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one means the Giants suck?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that goes without saying.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy is in Kamp SurKamp

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Aug 10, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

They can’t even pick players of the game for today. They’re picking guys they think will do something good on the road trip.

Sad.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 10, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly

Not a good sign.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed the game

Thank you, work meetings!

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by Kitspool on Aug 10, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They're the ones I feel bad for

They can’t win every game by one run. Eventually it was going to wear them out, just like it did in 2009.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 10, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here but I’ve missed all but 2 home games in this home stand.

So thanks insurance adjuster, Volvo dealership, the good meds the doctor gave me for the back pain. See there is a sliver lining in everything.

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by timmeh on Aug 10, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting question

Should they have tried to fill the hitting hole with Beltran or filled the pitching hole with Wheeler?

by tomocean on Aug 10, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

From Thomas Neal's Twitter:

Just ran into John Bowker. What a hitter that guy is.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 10, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already posted this, fool.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ breaks down sobbing.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small Price To Pay

for Strikeouts against Ryan Howard and Chase Utley in the postseason. Good Giant, but I’m over it.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 10, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bad news is that Giants lost four series in a row

but the good news is I was able to erase that frustration by watching this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olLDrvc1qt4

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 10, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh lord.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 10, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to wonder what friendship could be

Until you all shared its magic with me

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 10, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it isn’t a picture posted here.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Bochy on whether J-Sanchez would make next start: “I don’t want to speculate. We have a day off. We’ll talk about our situation.”

I think Zito just got better real fast.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 10, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I still vote for a Righetti spot start. Mostly ironically. But only mostly.

by sprdelfin on Aug 10, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to bring up Surkamp or Runzler

It’s trickaaaaaay

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 10, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you replace Jonathan Sanchez in the rotation and end up with more walks? DAN RUNZLER

by sprdelfin on Aug 10, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s quite possible no one will beat out Sanchez in BB/9 this year.

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 10, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this doesn't make any sense

the giants’ day off is TOMORROW. JSanch’s next start would be August 16. They couldn’t skip his turn without putting everyone on short rest.

I suppose Zito could come back. Or Runzler.

by ABIJXY on Aug 10, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment from Fangraphs is funny

Aubrey Huff: 3 for 4, 1 2B, 1 HR. That’s one helluva bounce, dead cat. That’s his second double digit strikeout game of the year. He’s struck out 19 in his last two starts (15 IP).

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant, remember your fear during the offseason, and the previous offseason?

Your fear has been realized.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

.
Torres – CF (And the clock struck midnight …)

Fucking daylight savings ……

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

dude hits grand slams.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually at the game he hit the grand slam at

Dude drove in five runs, Giants beat the Expos 18-0.

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by Chulk on Aug 10, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fun game

LOL Expos!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 10, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’awww Expos.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 10, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The grin on Este’s face when he’s rounding first is priceless.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 10, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to kick my husband in the balls

every time he calls him Shawn Testes. I tell him he’s ruining my age 16 dreams.

by freesia39 on Aug 10, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawn still loves you .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never realized how much he looks like Roy Oswalt

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m through figuring out how to make the lineup better. It’s like trying to build a combustion engine out of shredded cheese. Just stop.

Yup.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 10, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

What we need is MacGruber

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 10, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Brohoof. (Also, rec’d.)

by Dan from NM on Aug 10, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a disaster.

I’m desperate now. But optimistic. But desperate Desperate optimism. I am almost entirely certain that something reasonably anything god just please change something will do the trick. The sun will come out tomorrow, just throw everything against the wall.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 10, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless you live in Daily City

In which case the sun never comes up. It’s like that damned Twilight movie but without the trees.

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really should call it Nightly City then.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it Keira! Haha!!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 10, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWES

(That’s what Emma said)

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 10, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking zing

Founding member of the I Wish Ryan Kesler Were a Shark Club

by choderboat on Aug 10, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang

that was supposed to go on the nightly city comment…

Founding member of the I Wish Ryan Kesler Were a Shark Club

by choderboat on Aug 10, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it did… use the “up” button

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 11, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live in Daly City ......

and I’ve forgotten what the sun looks / feels like.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up there through age 18

and i swear i never knew what an air conditioner was

by slapsy on Aug 10, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would there be any particular harm?

In calling up Surkamp, Belt, Crawford, and Brown next week? I mean, can they be any worse than Sanchezito, Huff, Cabrera, and Torres?

Really?

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Certainly would be more fun to watch.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 10, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Brown… yes. It’s his first full season of professional baseball and he needs to develop. He should be in the minors.

Check out Catch-28.com, a blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Aug 10, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I turned that game off at the right time.

And I got a library card in the process. Win/Win!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

socialism

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GOT A WEATHER BALLOON WITH POINTS

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 10, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m coming around to the opinion that 2010 was Brian Sabean’s “even a stopped clock is right twice a day” season as a GM.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 10, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, no.

I’ve been considering it on and off since last November 1st, but I’m ready to say it’s my final answer to what happened last year.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 10, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. We’re so, so lucky that everything went right all at once.

by Evan on Aug 10, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I finished work instead of watching the end of that game.

Now I’m off earlier and just sitting in my underwear on the couch commiserating over the latest loss.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 10, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

A warm delicious dose of reality

Wildcard Standings

We definitely suck.

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HEYWARD

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still 4½ games ahead of the Mets!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey that's funny

Pittsburgh probably wasn’t even on this list 3 days ago!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another three-word-titled movie starring Steven Seagal’s ponytail.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 10, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

We suck.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

At least ......

the NFL lockout is over. Football is just around the corner.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember this?

I need to stop. I’m going from embarrassed to depressed.

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do the Padres want Pedro Feliz?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If he can still catch, I would take him

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can probably throw the ball all the way to 2B, and not always into CF.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only light at the end of a very dark tunnel...

The Giants will probably lose 4 or 5 games out of 7 on the upcoming Road Trip. They will be 2-3 games out of first place. But they then return home for 10 games against the iPads, Astros and Cubs. If they are smart, they will find a way to avoid pitching Zito or Sanchez again (probably Runzler and a helping of Mota). If Nate goes on the DL, there is really no way not to call up Belt. I would also favor calling up Crawdaddy. He is no worse offensively than OCab and at least the youngsters would bring some much needed energy. You then go with a lineup that looks like this:

Torres CF
Kepp 2B
Beltran RF
Pablo LF
Huff 1B
Belt LF
Ross RF
Stew and or ptbnl C

That is not horrible and with the schedule they have, they could still win the West. At this point, they have to do something to change the energy on this trainwreck of a team.

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You forgot the impending return of Miguel Tejada. Belt is not coming up until September

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the fact that Belt is so completely demoralized

He went 0-5 today after going 0-4 yesterday. The Giraffe has cracked for 2011.

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literary analogy of 2011 SF Giants roster? “The Glass Menagerie.”

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 10, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This says Belt went 1-4 with a walk yesterday, .400 on base.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

they make it seem like Tejada is nowhere near ready to come back. All of this assumes that Nate goes on the DL. If that happens, they will need another LH outfielder. Who else besides Belt would they bring up?

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miguel Tejada was taking ground balls the other day. He’s ready, they’re just delaying the roster move.

Flappy will be the 5th LF. Aaron Rowand will play. A lot.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

stalling for Miggy

until 9/1.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t you missing a “1” in there?

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 11, 2011 4:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

If i am ever considering jumping off the GGB, please do not allow jctGamer to be the one who is picked to talk me down

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

but i am merely applying logic and reason to an unfavorable situation!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are applying sabean and bochy logic

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand will play. A lot.

The past…
The present…
The Future.

Funny how you need no time tense for Suck.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 11, 2011 4:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

why do people keep posting absurd lineups

as if any change is coming?

ya…keep nate out of the lineup…that makes sense

by bacci40 on Aug 10, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

or you could read his post where he says “if Nate goes on the DL”

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 10, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"if nate goes on the DL"

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Beltran told me he tried to swing a bat, still felt pain. Questionable for Friday? “Yeah, probably,” he said.

by bacci40 on Aug 10, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes that is a quote from baggs twitter. what does this have to do with anything?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Baggs Twitter” sounds like a character from a Charles Dickens story. Or maybe a J.K. Rowling novel.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 10, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's injured

We were discussing earlier that you could create a lineup from the DL and prospects that would beat this crew into next week.

http://huntingcows.tumblr.com/post/8746671791/the-lolineup-game

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DNW Runzler

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s on the 40-man. doubt they would make another move to bring up surkamp would they?

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's quite an outfield.

We should be able to make a couple more outs if we double up on the right and left fielders.

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Aug 10, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said they needed to shake things up…

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure is a lot of outfielders.

Gonna have some gaping holes on the left side of the infield though

I miss 2010

by DimaK on Aug 10, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

zinger
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Apparently there was a scoring change. Keppinger gets an error instead of a Wood single. Dunno when. I stopped watching in the 3rd inning.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

but i believe we have better style .......

i don’t think any of the McCovens would wear a sweater like that.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd be surprised

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 10, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this might be the best thing ever

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 10, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

After reading this, it took me a while to remember the non-music function of a Roomba.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought ballon

“Damn robot cat is blocking the tiolet.. were else am i supose to drink now”

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 11, 2011 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that dog wearing Jeff Sullivan’s sweater?!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fun season
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Carlos Beltran told me he tried to swing a bat, still felt pain. Questionable for Friday? “Yeah, probably,” he said.

by Seasick fish on Aug 10, 2011 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Chipper Jones says

Play through it motherfucker.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/leg breaks clean off

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by Natto on Aug 10, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the first words out of his mouth are “I tried to swing a bat,” the rest can be left unsaid.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

He’ll be day-to-day for 20 days!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Carlos Beltran told me he tried to swing a bat, still felt pain. Questionable for Friday? “Yeah, probably,” he said.

Time for the DL, maybe? Thin bench is thin.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 10, 2011 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Discouraging season is discouraging.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 10, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disheartened fans are disheartened.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 10, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selfish Beltran is selfish

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turdburgers are crapsandwiches.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing for his last contract.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 10, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only had two at bats since coming back. And no. Also, none the first time he came back.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 10, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s upped his grit average about 50 points tho

by AJC3317 on Aug 10, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And all that grit is in his wrist. :(

by chilibean_3 on Aug 10, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It amazes me that as bad as his production was last year, he doesn’t even have half the production this year so far.

by Hyoton on Aug 10, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, last year he was unhealthy after may…this year, I don’t think he even made it that far

by Hyoton on Aug 10, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody broke out a WAR table the other day

He had somehow managed to accumulate -0.9 WAR in just 41 PAs. It’s hard to see how that’s even possible.

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

me me me that was me

B-R has him as an awful hitter and an awful defender, so that’s why.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a D&D score. You have 7strength points, 6 wisdom points, and 10 grit points!

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 10, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if we won the World Series again?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

Phillies fans would be pissed.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a Phillies fan said to me last night

The town won’t care unless they win the whole thing. Winning 100+ might have been ok in the late 70s when we fell short to the BRM or the dodgers. But now 105 and no title will feel empty.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now that would be hilarious.

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by Natto on Aug 10, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The plan:

Win the division with 84 wins, then beat the Braves, Phillies, and Red Sox with the help of blown calls and weird luck. Max out the anger all around baseball and bathe in it.

by Seasick fish on Aug 10, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have read your newsletter and am interested in subscribing.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 10, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have partaken of your nostrum and am prepared to make a purchase.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 10, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have read your cookbook and wonder about that title, “To Serve Man.”

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 10, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a problem with this scenario?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll need a greaseman

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2011 5:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was looking for LOLineup and came across this gem

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/9/590683/world-series-in-2010
Whoever posted this is obviously from the future. It was AMAZING. Sorry, am using my phone, don’t know how to do links properly this way.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 10, 2011 4:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

What the fuck

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re-open the comments!

by emjay2772 on Aug 10, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell, why not.

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by Natto on Aug 10, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW WHO NATTO IS IRL NOW
Yeah
Good, not great.

Farewell, Ray. We’ll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond “Eggs”. Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear
by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up actions

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

jcb9 had a great reaction in the GDT of the game on 8-10-08

WHOO!
Not only will we double our home run total with the same lineup next year, we’ll win the World Series in 2010 somehow:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/9/590683/world-series-in-2010
We seem to be getting a lot of these lately: people registering and immediately doing fanposts with bizarre, unsupported claims about our glorious future.
by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 12:01 PM PDT actions

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 10, 2011 4:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That was the guy’s first and only post anywhere on SBN. Must have been a time traveler.

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by Natto on Aug 10, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I knew I should have bet on it.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meeno Peluce's only McCovey Chronicles post ever

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 10, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has to be

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 10, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

....... whoa .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My feelings on the homestand (in visual form)

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't Grant predict Beltran?

I seem to recall him saying it would be a great trade until he pulled a groin on August 5th or something like that – right when he was traded.

Damn you Brisbeeeeeeeee

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

And now for your listening pleasure

and edification, Ralph and Tom discuss racism with KNBR callers. Take THAT, All Things Considered!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And in the upcoming segment, Ralph discusses the NBA.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is too funny. What the actual fuck is this guy doing here? Might be the worst player in baseball.
Cabrera – SS (What in the hell…)

Also Jeff Keppinger has no range. How can you be that bad? I’m still holding out hope for a Keppinger/Fontenot platoon.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 10, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So, if my book doesn’t have an ISBN anywhere on it, and I can’t find one by looking the book up on various booksellers, is there a good way to find the ISBN somehow? Or does my book just not have one?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

try the public library book tracking thing.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 10, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I check Amazon when I need an ISBN. There are two ISBN formats, I think. A 10-digit one and a 13-digit one.

by non sequitur on Aug 10, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they don’t have it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crowdsource! Give us the title, unless it’s something you’d rather not share like How to Beat Bedwetting in Ten Easy Steps, and we’ll see if someone can find it.

by non sequitur on Aug 10, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s The Complete Works of Shakespeare, edited by Craig Hardin, published by Scott, Foresman and Company, 1961.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to list it on my goodreads so I can donate it to somebody who will read it, but without the ISBN I’m stuck searching for “Complete Works of Shakespeare” because Hardin Craig (transposed it above) bears no fruit as a keyword.

And I don’t think I’ll find it with a Shakespeare key search.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may just have to suck it up and keep it. No real loss. It’s a cool old book.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. I guess I can manually add a book without it. That option was not readily visible.

Okay then. I’m good.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds like

the messed up Microsoft Windows Media Player album-lookup thing. Perhaps the worst search function I ever saw.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, no luck

I found four other numbers associated with it:

Open Library: OL16204645M
LC Control Number: 61013714
OCLC/WorldCat: 20845174
Library Thing: 2480465

(Link.)

Sigh. Defeated.

by non sequitur on Aug 10, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, though!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a really old book?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. 1961.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or did you just finish writing it yesterday?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 10, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, howie, you need to go through the steps to get an ISBN when you self-publish …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 10, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that book! Unfortunately, its at my mothers house on a bookshelf 700 miles away so I can’t really help you. Sorry Howie! I have one of those fancy e-reader things so carting all my books up to Portland seemed like a bad idea at the time. I miss having a bookshelf.

by pdxdublove on Aug 11, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip on KNBR

re Guapo : today’s start like a kick in the stomach.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ZING!
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
It’s “sleep on the field” night. Pup tents everywhere. Cupla years ago, two Giants interns got fired for … well, you can figure it out.
17 minutes ago
TheFormerCount The Former Count
@extrabaggs it’s been “sleep on the field night” all homestand.
13 minutes ago

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 10, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T Ballpark Sleepover Night

Whatever happens at Mays Field, stays at Mays Field

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 10, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

To all the ladies: I’ll be in the fur tent with Keith Sweat playing.

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 10, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: What happens at Mays field, stays at Mays field.

Giants Baseball: Where all the players are strong, all the pitchers are good looking, and all of the GMs, are below average.

by atxgiantsfan on Aug 10, 2011 5:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s "sleep on the field" night. Pup tents everywhere. Cupla years ago, two Giants interns got fired for … well, you can figure it out.

Absolutely, 100% worth it.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Burrell

Sleeping Bag Inspector!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like a Mark Grace Slump Buster?

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Aug 11, 2011 4:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not freaking out yet

Though now is probably the best time to start.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Aug 10, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What's most depressing?

a) Losing 10/13
b) being outscored 61-28 over that stretch
c) the offense
d) the realization that we traded Zack Wheeler for 4 base hits and a walk
e) the stock market
f) President Bachman

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the grougthink now that Beltran was the wrong hitter for which to trade? Have we all decided that he’s one of those players who babies himself when it comes to injuries, and we shouldn’t expect to see him play for another two or three weeks?

Just want to know what we’ve decided, since jponry isn’t around to tell me. ;)

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 10, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s easy to play weds afternoon quarterback, but in retrospect, Carlos Beltran is a 34 year old with a long injury history who played in 81 and 64 games in 2009, 10 respectively.

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in retrospect

I wrote this on my blog on July 24th:

If [Jon] Heyman is correct, the Mets’ price tag is nothing short of ridiculous. They are asking for six cost controlled years of a top prospect in exchange for two months of an excellent, but oft-injured 35-year-old player.

Check out Catch-28.com, a blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Aug 10, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got my share of crap for this post as well

http://huntingcows.tumblr.com/post/7905210961/sf-and-the-prospect-of-a-beltran-trade

Beltran looks like an attractive rental. He looks like another Aubury Huff. You know the type: he’s that guy who will come with one last career year in his arsenal. Everybody will fall in love with him and we’ll sign him to a three year extension just before his production goes off a cliff. Even if we don’t extend his stay, we’ll pay dearly for his brief services.

Like good San Franciscans we’ll loudly armchair manage at the bar over shots of Fernet and Jameson while lamenting Sabean’s awful management decision. We’ll watch as a young player becomes a rising star in somebody else’s city and bitterly complain as our slightly used outfielder sunsets his career. We’ll drink as we deny that we were clamoring for the trade back in 2011 and hope that no one looks up our comments on the blogs. It would be terribly embarrassing if they did.

So far the injury could be a blessing in disguise.

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I got a Fernet out of it.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

G) Posey’s out for the year.

That’s the most depressing.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants outscored the opposition 14-1 in the games won against the Diamondbacks and Pirates and still got outscored 61-28. Wow.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I laugh or cry

or both

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 10, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh until I cry. Rinse, repeat.

by wcw on Aug 10, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

f

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 10, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 10, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

g) Posey's ankle and Freddy's shoulder,labrum,capsule

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 10, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

(D)

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 10, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a technicality

It was eleven base hits, three extra base hits, and a walk and Wheeler still has control issues to boot. Still, I understand where you’re coming from on this.

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to get aboard the Surkamp wagon. I can’t imagine he’d be ready for the majors yet. Although if the Giants were to go ahead and make that decision then I’d trust it was the right one.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 10, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

if the Giants were to go ahead and make that decision then I’d trust it was the right one.

that’s lol worthy. if they made any decision at this point i’d probably think it was wrong

by AJC3317 on Aug 10, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they made any decision at this point i’d probably think it was it would be wrong

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 10, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching. I still trust them when it comes to it.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 10, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blind trust

Always leads to good things…

Check out Catch-28.com, a blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Aug 10, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Bean's right.

They do get pitching right (Zito’s McGowan-driven contract notwithstanding).
And…I think Bork really hates Sanchez. I mean is really disgusted by him.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2011 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm firmly in the SurKAMP..

AMIRITE?

Seriously though, fuck this team.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in the Kamp too

And yes fuck this team

by Falconer88 on Aug 10, 2011 5:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Surkamp

4 ip 3 k 1 hit so far…looks good and about to face Bryce Harper.

by rpm164 on Aug 10, 2011 5:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

SurKKKKamp

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect

He’s even on the same rotation day. Later Sanchez/Zito suckfest. Come on down Surkamp, you can pick up your 1 allotted run of support over there.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
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by marcello on Aug 10, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in a bigger camp than that

Bring up Surkamp, Belt, Crawford, and Ramirez.

Take your chances with Whiteside on waivers because Timmy pitches to Stewart. Not like anyone is going to pick him up.

DFA either Cab or Tejada
DFA Zito
DFA Rowand
Declare Sanchez re-injured

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s our backup catcher if anyone claims Whiteside? Seriously, why wouldn’t the Snakes just claim him to fuck us over? The club seems hesitant, at best, to have Pablo catch at all.

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by speckops on Aug 10, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez would catch.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Aug 10, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, somehow I glossed over that name.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 10, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really miss Buster Posey, Freddy Sanchez, and Pat the Bat.

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 10, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Fixed =

I really miss Buster Posey, Freddy Sanchez, and Pat the Bat last year’s team.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Fat Panda!

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 10, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Velez

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 10, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

or beginning with Wellemeyer!

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 10, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

stepping stones, my friend.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course not .......

however, Panda did hit that double in the NLCS Game 4.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two doubles in the same AB!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 10, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE

PLAY

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 10, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's important to remember this

The Panda came through big-time in that at-bat in the NLCS. It wasn’t a completely lost year for him, and he contributed to the title.

by Here Be Giants on Aug 11, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda wish that the Giants would call up Brandon Belt, and play him for the remainder of August and September.

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 10, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

But I wish they would do that too

by Falconer88 on Aug 10, 2011 5:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

UNBUCKLE THE BELT AND LET HIM FREE!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey is really, really good at catching

Even now.

Whatever. Giants aren’t fun right now, which sucks, because I watch them for entertainment. Luckily for me, I have bigger problems. Wheeeeee.

Life goes on.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckily for me, I have bigger problems.

Apes?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a plane.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is sitting on a plane next to Dr. Zaius.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grants on a plane?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 10, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant can fly.

He doesn’t need planes.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 10, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Roads? HAH! Where we’re going we don’t need roads.” —Grant Brisbee.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Zaius

Can I play the piano anymore?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 10, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Zaius is waiting .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I coudn't before!

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 11, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither could I.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Troy

You are missed.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 11, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Life goes on… as long as they don’t notice you.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SurKKKKKKKamp through 6

6 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 7 K, 6-1 GO-FO; 80 pitches, 59 strikes (74% strikes)

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 10, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Surkamp

I’m at the game and he looks great…making guys swing and miss with his fb and curve. Nothing over 88 mph and like a true giant no run support.

by rpm164 on Aug 10, 2011 5:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

there's your run, Eric. be grateful

cold gun, perhaps? i thought i read somewhere that he’s been sitting low 90s lately, increase velocity due to mechanical adjustments.

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 10, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peguero

Just scored from 1st on a single…woulda been out by a few feet if the catcher Norris could hold onto the throw. Surkamp has his run for the evening.

by rpm164 on Aug 10, 2011 5:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

When he gets up here Rags will teach him a killer changeup.

by non sequitur on Aug 10, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allegedly his change is already pretty good.

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great post but I'm confused by this: "0 BB"

Is this some form of alien cypher? Are you dividing by zero here?

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2011 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

now we have to stew on this til friday

fuck.

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 10, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda wanna watch the Dbacks vs. Astros but both teams announcers are so terrible

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So all Facebook can really do to become more personally invasive is to post mysteriously obtained naked photos of all of us without our knowledge or permission.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

/creates a random Facebook page from one of your nude photos

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though. Thanks to Facebook I could text jctgamer countless times tonight pretending to be his secret white mistress.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

doo eeettt

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 10, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp would be fun to see

But tbh, if you just use the off days to avoid using your 5th starter, how many more times is some combination or Zito / Sanchez / Surkamp going to pitch this year? 5? 6?

And then you’re going to leave them off the playoff roster anyway if we make it, so it doesn’t matter then. Is the difference between Surkamp and Zito/Sanchez over 5 games a lot? Nah.

Now, hear this, Giants: CALL UP BELT AND PLAY HIM EVERY FUCKING DAY IN LEFT FIELD, EVEN WHEN FUCKING BELTRAN GETS BACK, IF HE EVER DOES, YOU FUCKS.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS

I’ll accept the Huff thing, but for the love of God we are getting nothing out of Rowand and Ross. And getting meh from Nate who is now hurt.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say it again

Crawford is lighting up AAA. The time there has been very good for him so far. Also, Ramirez looks ready to replace Whiteside.

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s Ramirez? Do you mean Sanchez?

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing he means Max Ramirez.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I forgot about him. They seemingly acquired him to take over for Stewie and then they called up Sanchez instead. That was when I assumed they just wanted Ramirez for org filler or something.

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say it again

Crawford can’t hit for shit.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD GOD Y'ALL!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only 37 plate appearances and he has 0 walks and 7 strikeouts. He does have a nice avg and has hit a HR. I don’t think it’s time to get excited about his AAA numbers yet though.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand this team

I really don’t understand why, if they’re not willing to hand a job to Belt, which is non-crazy, they can’t play him 3 days per week. I don’t get that. Anyway there’s no one else to play 1B (and Sandoval needs days off too so no thanks to that suggestion).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saying
MinorLeagueBlog Top Prospect Alert
#SFGiants Eric Surkamp has allowed 2 hits & K’d 9 through 7IP for AA Richmond. He’s K’d #Nats Bryce Harper twice

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep
aypers413 J.P.
 by MinorLeagueBlog@
@MinorLeagueBlog After striking out the second time, Harper got ejected.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harper needs to stop doing that. He already has a bright spotlight on him. If he does stupid shit like that, it’s going to be problematic.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know he’s 18 but he seems like complete douche.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s tough to be humble when you’ve been way better than everyone else for your entire life, but yeah, this isn’t exactly a PR success.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stuff like this, he should stay in the minors at least 2 more years. He may have the major league talent but has maturity issues he needs to fix.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

AA is the first time he’s ever experienced failure. It’ll be a useful experience for him.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SI had one of those “wait, he’s not the second coming of Stalin” articles a week or two ago and….he didn’t come off that bad. More like a hardworking, supremely talented dude who might be a tad too high-strung. Also pointed out that he’s the kind of rare talent baseball needs because the sport is sort of short on superstars these days and the media loves them sports media. Still not rooting for the guy but I’m more intrigued than I was before.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 10, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Video of Surkamp K and Harper Ejection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwWU5C7-g5s

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a beautiful thing. Thanks.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

NP.

#FreeSurkamp.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Surkamp’d RT @patriotnews_gmo: Bryce Harper strikes out looking, then throws a tantrum, slams helmet, is immediately tossed.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

squirrels radio broadcaster on Surkamp

“These are the types of performances that end minor league careers.”

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 10, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

broadcaster’s jinx

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 10, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If MiLB gameday is to be believed

His control is way on, but he’s not getting help from the ump.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a home or away game? Given that it’s just some dude, that might make a difference.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got to get used to it in the majors.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uggla's hit streak up to 31 games

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Dimaggio is an icon

Dan Uggla is best known for “His name is Dan Uggla!”

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

That’s what would make it so amazing.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no

I love Dimaggio. If Uggla breaks his record I will stop watching baseball

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would never stop watching.

Is there any other sport where such a vaunted record could be broken by such a random dude? I mean, could Mickaël Piétrus score 100 points in a game? Of course not, but could Dan Uggla break Dimaggio’s record? It’s entirely possible!

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could miss 100 free throws in a game.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 10, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even in baseball, it's not looking likely at all.
[Nobel Laureate Ed] Purcell calculated that to make it likely (probability greater than fifty percent) that a run of even fifty games will occur once in the history of baseball up to now (and fifty-six is a lot more than fifty in this kind of league), baseball’s rosters would have to include either four lifetime .400 batters or fifty-two lifetime .350 batters over careers of one thousand games. In actuality, only three men own lifetime batting averages in excess of .350 and no one is anywhere near .400 ([Cobb] at .367, [Hornsby] at .358, and Shoeless Joe JAckson at .356). DiMaggio’s streak is the most extraordinary thing that ever happened in American sports…. He beat the hardest taskmaster of all, a woman who makes Nolan Ryan’s fastball look like a cantaloupe in slow motion: Lady Luck.

— Stephen Jay Gould in “The Streak Of Streaks”

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by waelwulf on Aug 10, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if Marilyn Monroe was in fact "Lady Luck"

/head explodes

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this a JFK reference?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is an example of a rough joke

love it

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 11, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right

It’s hard to articulate what I’m getting at here.

I feel like in order to break a comparable record in football or basketball, you have to be better than everyone else. You have to be able to do something that no one else in the league can do. But in baseball, to get DiMaggio’s streak, you just have to get one hit in a game, then do it again, and again. Literally every player in the majors is capable of getting one hit in a game at any point.

That’s why I would love it if some guy as random as Dan Uggla, with his .220 BA, would break this record. Because he can.

After all, he’s more than halfway there.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will Nancy Kerrigan Uggla if need be

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean you’d Tonya Harding him. But be careful, because you might turn into this.

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 11, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you are naming it after the attacker, technically, it would be Giloolying him.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That just sounds dirty.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s because “Gilloolying” has also been used to refer to videotaping your own wedding night consummation. Yes, he (and Tonya) did that.

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by TheAntiBork on Aug 11, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually it would be Eckhardting him

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may be right.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m on board with what you’re saying. It would be a monumental accomplishment in some ways and a testament to the unique properties of baseball. But I can also see how it would be seen as an unmeritorious upset and a discredit in other ways (“See? All it takes is a statistical freak”).

I like it, but I don’t know. I think I would prefer a tie.

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by waelwulf on Aug 10, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Uggla gets anywhere close, I’ll eat my hat.

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Aug 10, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s around 167,000 times less likely to get to 56 games than a .300 hitter.

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Aug 10, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy did I miscalculate that

he’s over a million times less likely

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha! Boy is your face red!

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by waelwulf on Aug 10, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

. . . so you’re saying there’s a chance!

by QuakeFan on Aug 10, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite streak tidbit that I remember seeing a while ago and dug up again the other day: During the streak, DiMaggio hit .408/.463/.717. During the exact same period of time, Williams hit .412/.540/.684.

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by speckops on Aug 10, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I’m sure there are a dozen guys hitting better than Uggla right now.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but everyone “knows” that because of Uggla’s absurdly low batting average. But if you told people that DiMaggio’s .408 BA was only second during his 56 game streak, you’d get some weird, weird looks.

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by speckops on Aug 10, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only has a .345 BA during the streak. Cray-z.

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by speckops on Aug 10, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least one McCoven is in a good mood

Uggla is TL2’s boy.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

To defend myself ...

I wasn’t saying he wouldn’t be good, I was saying I’m not sure how he has these numbers. Also, it was hot and I was drunk.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 10, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk hottie FTW!

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by son of ggf on Aug 10, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep
I saw him in San Jose…and I don’t get it.

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by josematan on Aug 10, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAD HENNESSY WITHOUT THE HEAT

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 10, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha what an idiot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I forgot how frustrating it was to read pronounless comments.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

To my knowledge his main two pitches, fastball and curve ball, rate as average. I would assume he probably throws a changeup but I’m not for sure. He might have a slider, too. Anyone know his repertoire better?

LOL XANTHAN

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is the perfect counterpoint to GiantPain: you can’t always trust the computer.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange that every post had a subject line back then.

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by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It used to be automatic. I don’t think you could make a comment without one, but either way it was pointless to go and delete the automatic subject line.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the site looked like this.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugly.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ASCII

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTONEYED JOE

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by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL²

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by son of ggf on Aug 10, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It's damn hot in my condo because 3 gas burners are going at the same time

And because we are frugal chinese people responsible adults , instead of turning on the AC, my wife decided to wear less instead.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you complaining if she’s wearing less?

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by speckops on Aug 10, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I’m still fucking hot. I want the AC dammit.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

define hot…it’s 80 in here and the a/c is running.

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by Merope on Aug 10, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know the temperature, convective heating from the burner (my computer is in the dining room) is wrecking me.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got the fan on in the kitchen?

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by Merope on Aug 10, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics or gtfo

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you get my texts?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter’s 3000th hit was the #1 play for July.? .. ugh.

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by Merope on Aug 10, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankee exhaustion aside, I can understand why. 3,000 doesn’t just happen every month.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Thome’s 600th HR be the #1 play for August, then? (Or September, in case he slumps and doesn’t get there this month)

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 10, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not trying to argue that life is fair. And I always find a “downgrade for equivalence” tack to be weird. 3,000 is a big deal. It should be treated like a big dea. 600 is also a big deal. If it’s not treated like one, that’s not fair. Like life. But refusing to treat one big deal like a big deal because you know a second won’t get the same treatment just leaves you with two undeservedly jobbed accomplishments. To me, that’s the less fair alternative.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ve actually heard more about Wakefields 200th win than I have about Thomes 600 HRs.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

make fun of him all you want

that’s a crapton of hits.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JJ Hardy is 4 for 5 with a homerun tonight

/sighs

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t matter. If the Giants had traded for him he would have stepped off the plane and fractured his phalange.

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by Merope on Aug 10, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But but

.267/.314/.506. wRC+120 from a SS.

Although fangraphs has his defense has being kinda shitty this year.

Still better than Cabrera’s or Tejada’s defense.

I’m never going to get over this one.

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, but, sproing!!!

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by Merope on Aug 10, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or his pharynx

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was on the giants, he would be 4K for 5 with an inside the park HR allowed

by Hyoton on Aug 10, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE MIGHT HAVE COST ZACK WHEELER

oh, shit

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Aug 10, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alas, it could still be worse

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/23/SPM111DN3L.DTL

Bochy’s use of Castillo raises some eyebrows
Tuesday, June 24, 2008

“When Ray Durham had to be the designated hitter in Kansas City on Saturday night because of an ankle injury, manager Bruce Bochy had a perfect opening to start either Emmanuel Burriss or Travis Denker at second base. Instead, he went with the more experienced Jose Castillo.

Decisions like that do nothing to dispel Bochy’s reputation, developed in San Diego, that he prefers older players."

Um… wait.

Forget I said any of this.

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS NOT BURRISS

by Hyoton on Aug 10, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet, two years later, that team won the World Series.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today was my last home game of the season.

Kind of a bummer it had to be such a dud, but I remember my last home game of last year was also a dud and TGWTWS so logically it follows that they will do it again!!!!!!!! Right?

by sbrody on Aug 10, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

according to the squirrels broadcasters

Surkamp has been told to limit his spike CB usage and focus on the FB-CH combo. He’s dominating without using his best pitch.

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 10, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Our love

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sosa really gave up 3 runs in the first inning?

LOL Ed Wade

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This was about what I was expecting
W Bloomquist homered to left center.
R Roberts doubled to deep center.
J Upton flied out to center.
M Montero walked.
C Young flied out to right.
K Johnson walked, R Roberts to third, M Montero to second.
P Goldschmidt singled to left, R Roberts and M Montero scored, K Johnson to second.
G Parra flied out to left.

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a code!

W
R
J
M
C
K
P
G

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 10, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would Randy Jonson make Cabrera keep playing games?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I leave you all with food for thought

Some fun fan posts from the vault:

6/23/2006 – Tim Lincecum is Golden
12/16/2006 – Why not trade for Huff?
12/28/2006 – Zito to Giants. 8 Years???
10/22/2007 – BA’s analysis of John Bowker (impressed)
10/20/2007 – Tigers acquire Edgar Renteria “Giving away similar minor league talent for Renteria would have be ten times as wise as re-signing the worst offensive shortstop in baseball would be” (fan comment)
6/11/2008 – MadBum in 2011 at the earliest, probably 2012

This too shall pass

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants looked into Huff in 2009, too, IIRC.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny comment from the "Zito to Giants" thread .......
We’rre not screwed until 2010, then we’re super screwed.
MeSoKrabby

If only they knew.

Also …….

Zito is an extreme flyball pitcher – career 0.87 G/F. Dave Roberts better be very fast to his right. He’s got a lot of ground to cover next year. Stretch those hammies, baby.
lunaticfringe1

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!! OH MY GAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Extreme flyball pitcher? You got that right!! ……. flying right out of the ballpark.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee wonder why the Indians traded Cabrera
MinorLeagueBlog Top Prospect Alert
#Indians How about Jason Kipnis tonight. 5-5, 2B, HR, 3RBI. 6th HR in 16 #MLB games. Lonnie Chisenhall also hit his 7th Double in the game.

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

#Indians How about Beau Mills

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Addition by subtraction

And addition.

I think we should try to pick up Cord Phelps now that he is almost completely blocked. Sabean doesn’t think this way though.

by igjarjuk on Aug 10, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much for 1st place.

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by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL USA USA USA

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OK..

/haz nothing

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by son of ggf on Aug 10, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Surkamp vs. Bryce Harper

Video I took of Eric Surkamp striking out Bryce Harper looking – he does not agree with the ump’s call and throws a hissy fit – http://flic.kr/p/abXGd5

by rpm164 on Aug 10, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

not liking that guy already

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by son of ggf on Aug 10, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody does.

He’s like the baseball version of Joffrey Baratheon.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 10, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. By a fair bit, too.

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by speckops on Aug 10, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching that tho....

it took an awful long time for somebody to get out to pull him away from the ump. Were they “teachable momenting” him?

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by Merope on Aug 11, 2011 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

IM BRYCE FUCKING HARPER

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he really say that?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 10, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S FUCKING TWICE

by TBRMKane on Aug 10, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fan

“There’s that maturity!” “There’s that maturity!”

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're dancing on the north side chitown

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by son of ggf on Aug 10, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that would be south side

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by son of ggf on Aug 10, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to watch the Franchise

Hopefully, I will learn that the last two weeks were really just a very vivid demonstration of a preview for MLB 2034, The Show and that Carlos Beltran just fractured his wrist while picking up Chase Utley’s bat in the on deck circle.

by capn on Aug 10, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Astros cut the lead to 3-2

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by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ew Sosa

5.0 ip, 6 H, 4 ER, 3 BB, 2 Ks

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

Fuck baseball

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by The_Beard on Aug 10, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m interested in your new sport.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOUNDS FUN

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by josematan on Aug 10, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip: you can still put vaseline on your finger.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now against the rules.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what lineup do you think would work? WARNING:ROSTERBATION

against righties:

CF torres
2B kepp
RF beltran
3B sandoval
LF schierholtz
1B belt
SS cabrera
C stew/whiteside
 could also put huff at 1st and belt in LF

lefties

CF Torres
2B kepp
RF beltran
3B sandoval
LF Ross
1B belt
SS cabrera
C stew/whiteside

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 10, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If that's rosterbating....

Then we need to get you some new material

by Ian A on Aug 10, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It gets Bochy off...

but could use less Belt and more Huff.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 10, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

As of today I have a flappy tendon. Tripped on something in the garage and caught my left pinky finger in the garage door track. Instant severed tendon. Now my finger makes a previously impossible U-turn. But I’m not going to have surgery until the Giants doctors tell me I really need it.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Make sure you hang onto all of your ribs.

Seriously, though, I’m sorry you got injured. Sounds annoying.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Yes, very annoying. Going to see the surgeon tomorrow to schedule the knife.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have enough veteran grit points to get through the injury?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I rubbed dirt on it at first, and then ran headlong into my car. If that's not grit, I don't know what is.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me recommend my surgeon, The Butcher of Folsom.

He has a certain focused indifference about him.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to hang tough. just like Rowand.

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 10, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's an easy fix...

1) Rest it a few days until it calms down
2) AAA rehab stint
3) Back on the horse!

GIANTS WAY™

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 10, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Snakes.

2nd place here we come!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It's about time with this pathetic offense.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this’ll light a fire under ’em.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 10, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston had the bases loaded with one out

Run scoring ground out, ground out to 2b, inning over

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put in a claim!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 10, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no!

This will invalidate the pointless debate upthread!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite baseball team right now..

..The Richmond Flying Squirrels.

Surkamp and Hembree!!!

Its funny because f*** the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Aug 10, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The San Jose Giants are pretty cool, too.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey rpm164 your video is already getting passed around
MinorLeagueBlog Top Prospect Alert
#Nats #Nationals VIDEO: Bryce Harper Ejected From Hagerstown Suns Game Wednesday Following Strikeout is.gd/asPVT3

I expect it will pop up on deadspin, biglead, etc. very soon.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Grab some pine you giant, sexy, terrifying, slab of meat

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 10, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fleet Foxes new album is making me feel better about this terrible game

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call

When Robin Pecknold starts singing about orchards and mountains and whatnot, I feel strangely happy and calm. (They’re coming to Berkeley next month, btw.)

"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."

by thebeliever on Aug 10, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8SK0rk5jdE&feature=player_embedded

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

kind of cool

but I hope technology advances some day to the point where it’s not so blatantly fake. I mean, obviously it’s impossible, but it would be nice if it looked a little more realistic

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 10, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in the fuck...

…is Todd Wellemeyer when we need him?

"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."

by thebeliever on Aug 10, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Picking up his pension...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 10, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-3 Snakes headed into the 9th

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It's over

Snakes win. We’re in second place.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 10, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In early august

forgive me for not giving a shit. We were like 10 games back at this point last year. Standings mean jack shit until the last day of the season

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were 2 1/2 games back on this date last year

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's almost 10!

but also more than .5, which is all we’re back now. So, again, who gives a shit. There’s 2 months left. A lot can happen in 2 months

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it discouraging is the point

Just like I would find it encouraging if we were up 5 games and didn’t just have a 3-7 homestand.

Just because the standings right now aren’t determinative doesn’t mean they don’t matter.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well..it kind of does though

sure, it would be nicer to be in first. But at this point next week we could be up 3 games. There’s no point in letting your spirits rise and fall with .5 game changes in the standings. There’s gonna be a lot of lead changes during a season

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just discouraged by this team as a whole right now

And falling into 2nd place behind a very flawed Arizona team doesn’t dissuade those feelings.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt

but I still hold to the fact that the giants pitch better than AZ does any one thing, and that usually means they’ll win over the long term.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually...

I’m not even pessimistic about our chances for winning the NL West. I’m very, very pessimistic about accomplishing anything beyond that.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 10, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just meant the game in Phoenix is over

I will say that this team bears little resemblance to last year’s team—particularly offensively.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 10, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's probably true

my point isn’t that the teams are the same, merely that reading too much into standings right now is kind of pointless.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not reading, just noting

But I don’t think the teams are the same. Stewside isn’t the same as Posey. Keppinger isn’t the same as FSanchez. Cabrera/Craw aren’t the same as Uribe/Rent. Torres and Huff aren’t the same as last year. Granted, we have a much-improved Sandoval, but there are a lot of things wrong with this group, most of which aren’t going to get better anytime soon.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 10, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember those giddy days of yesterday when somebody would always post the probability that the Giants would make the playoffs, the pythagorean theorem of something or other that would say we’d win close to 90 games, and magic numbers were proffered?

Good times…good times

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 10, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL nevermind

Game over. 2nd place is ours

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate in RF, Belt in LF

call up Crawford and play him every day at SS. Sure, he sucks as a hitter, but at least then you could play the “pitching and defense” card. There is no way I can be convinced that Cabrera is better overall than Crawford.

A lineup with Belt, Torres, Pablo, and Beltran (whenever he’s healthy) coupled with good defense and pitching would be fine. But instead we get Rowand and Huff, and terrible defense. Awesome.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate's hurt maybe?

But Belt should play over both Nate and Cody if/when Beltran gets back.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate has pain in the hip flexor area. They were hoping time off and the off day would get him back on Friday.

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by Merope on Aug 11, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question: What's worse?

Month long terrible Lincecum or current streak of terribleness?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 10, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This stretch, and it's not close

We always knew Lincecum was good, 5 starts doesn’t change that. But this team is refusing to put its best players on the field, so there’s no real hope of the offense improving. This stretch could go a lot longer

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We won the World Series with month long bad Timmy…… So that is much better…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 10, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible Lincecum was worse

Don’t get me wrong, this team is pretty much unbearable to watch, but at least you know that next year Posey and Sanchez will be back so the offense will be at least a little better. The idea that Tim Lincecum might be broken was an awful thing to even contemplate.

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone who thought Lincecum was broken based on 5 starts...

well…yeah.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the agony of not knowing when or how he was going to break out of the slump

was fucking terrifying.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 10, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a LOT of panic around these parts

The steady decline in velocity combined with a couple starts of less than three innings had me at least entertaining the idea that there was something really wrong. Thankfully it was just a slump, but I don’t think anybody would have been that shocked at that point to hear the names Tommy John and Tim Lincecum in the same sentence.

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was broken

He was absolutely terrible, everything was declining, and he had no control.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my thoughts on it, too.

worst case scenario, next year’s team is probably going to be better.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 10, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Posey is back next year.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though

You’re assuming Posey and Freddy come back 100%

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 10, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a lot of confidence in Posey

Not as much in Freddy. On the bright side, Posey is way more important.

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw the Franchise. Ocab seems more like a miSFit than Beltran.

Ocab looks like he’s having fun. Beltran probably masturbates to Real Sex series on HBO on the road. Check swing my ass.

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 10, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

#selfishbeltran

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a misfit because he sucks.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey troll

Congrats on being in first place by half a game in the beginning of August.

You and the other 3 Diamondbacks fans must be very excited.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 10, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha dude relax

I`m just kidding around. Don`t get so riled up.

by CaptainCanuck on Aug 10, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

don't feed the trolls

I am surprised I have to explain this to you

by wcw on Aug 10, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Centaur….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 10, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes!

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 11, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

their sex life must be awkard

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 10, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your point being?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

not work safe

NWS NWS NWS
http://oglaf.com/heterogeneous/

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 10, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHEESH

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 10, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oglaf is prolly my second favourite webcomic after xkcd

it just contains a lot of sexual depictions so its not suitable for most people. a lot of its safe for work stuff is really funny
such as this sfw gem

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 10, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen Maxie McCoy naked?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

and im not sure i know who that is

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 10, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-Bags in first!

They’re all like, “Yeah! We’re an awesome team.”

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 10, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats, D-Backs

And for your celebratory party, I hear the Padres have some “NL West Champions!” commemorative champagne bottles they’d be willing to sell, cheap. They’re unopened, and only a tear-stained a little.

"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."

by thebeliever on Aug 10, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I weren't such a technical idiot . . .

I’d post a pic of my company’s 2010 Padres WS tickets that the Padres sent out the last week of the regular season. They are now hanging outside of my office, along with my framed SI cover of Wilson about to hug/maul Posey. I may love the home team for football, but I’ll always be a Giants girl.

by Chargers Chickee on Aug 11, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Padres WS tickets?

Awesome.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 11, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect time for this ........

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

awesome, 2nd place

All part of sabean’s plan to trade for ramon hernandez….right?

by shmolex on Aug 10, 2011 10:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, but then they’d still need a leadoff hitter. Michael Bourn would have been great.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 10, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabez'd

Not interested unless he’s 35 or older, has a extremely long injury history, and requires a top prospect to get and is a rental.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

will never make it through waivers

unless, of course, the Giants crater and end up out of it, in which case Whitey can keep working his magic as the sun pulls away from the dock and the boat sinks slowly in the west.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hernandez won't clear waivers

and if the Giants lose enough to drop down on the waiver claim list, they won’t need a C anyway.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 10, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who, other than the Phillies, Braves, Brewers, and Diamondbacks, would block him?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 10, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

If the Reds want to do us a solid, they need to put Hernandez on waivers right NOW.

Also, how do they decide the waiver claim priority if two (or more) teams are tied?

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers might do it out of spite?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 11, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t take on any money w/o approval. I would imagine that this would include claiming players as you run the risk of getting stuck with the bill if you claim a player.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross would like to discuss this with you

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, the Giants got stuck with his remaining contract last year

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Example number 1 as to why the dodgers probably can’t do much, if any, claiming this year.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

dont give into the doubt. This team is still good enough to win the west

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 10, 2011 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

Just need rowand to play everyday and get hot he’s the type of player that can carry a team for the rest of the season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if he is hitting leadoff

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 10, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary part about our chasm is

Bork is probably thinking like this minus any of the sarcasm.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe if he can't where a jersey with "Chicago" emblazoned on the front

he can secretly restore his powers by sneaking a Chicago t-shirt under his Giants jersey.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 10, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like such a fucking idiot at the plate. It just needs to be said… For the millionth time.

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sometimes wonder if anyone’s actually told him his stance is idiotic. I mean, I’m sure someone’s brought it up, but maybe they just completely have ignored him so far.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a really good shot of his posterior on Saturday and it’s just worse the more up close you are. He kind of wiggles around and flexes and clenches his cheeks- it’s slightly obscene, slightly gross and makes you want to stare at it way more than you ever thought possible just because it just it’s almost hypnotizing in it’s grossness

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 10, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

what bochy really sees

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 10, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

"Hey, you and Tommy LaSorda!"
"Yeah."
"I hate Tommy LaSorda!"
[punches glass out of the picture frame]

by Irwin M.Fletcher on Aug 11, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp?

Why not?? With 44 games remaining, we know what we have in Zito and Dirty. I’m tired of seeing that suckfest combination of hanging curveballs, belt high (Zito) and wildness so wild that opposing pitchers are walked in front more wildness in the strike zone. If we are going to set fire to every 5th game, let’s do it with some hope for the future. Take a page from the Angels playbook (called up Garrett Richards, even though he lost tonight), give Surkamp the ball and let’s take our chances.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 10, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not? Sabean and Bochy don't simply"call up" anyone

Unless it is for the purpose of rotating the tires on their cars during the game. Ask Sanchez, or Belt, or Ford, or Burriss.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Aug 10, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's not forget Hsanchez's "major league debut"

/called up
/pinch hit twice
/walk and a strikeout
YOU SICKEN ME YOU LACK VETERAN GRIT BACK TO TRIPLE A!
/demoted

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey, it’s a username from Catch-22.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn

Didn’t see up thread.

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by Natto on Aug 10, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was worth posting twice

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 10, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should be giving more thought to this than I have

But I’m close to done with Sanchez and Zito, and for the reason that follows:
We have Dave Righetti.
We have Rags, and in not a short stretch has his tutelage apparently had no enduring effect on either of them.

I’ll stop now before I embarrass myself, but… yes, I will.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

adjustments

baseball seasons of 162 games are full of them, yet I don’t see anything from the two culprits you mention and most of our hitters.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 10, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest, I think there’s something wrong with both of them.

Zito seems to be the easier case. He’s just further down the ongoing path of his decline.

Sanchez, I think, is having arm troubles. I’m not of the mind that his DL stint was fake, and I am of the mind that he’s still being bothered. His continued loss of control is just too dramatic to be normal.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather believe this than that he’s an irredeemable headcase.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 11, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

dont’ you think the fact that he can string together stretches suggests it is a mental thing? He struck out 4 in a row at one point in the 3-4th inning and then promptly went: walk, WP, GO, single, single in the 5th. the difference was that in the 5th he was facing McCutcheon who had killed him. I would guess he got all in his own head and ended up walking him and then unravelling.

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that a four batter stretch suggests very much to me. He can strike people out. That’s not a question. Sometimes it will happen consecutively just as a matter of distribution. And he’s a player who has struggled with arm fatigue in the past.

Even at his most meltdowntastic, his control never approached anything this bad. To me, that suggests a mechanical flaw. And a continuing mechanical flaw in a player with a history of arm concerns and a recent trip to the disabled list (and, if I’m not mistaken, a decrease in velocity) suggests something far, far more compelling to my mind than four consecutive strikeouts.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would not disagree and obviously, I dont’ put any stock in a single 4 batter stretch. But if you look at his performance over the past 2-3 years, he has had stretches of brilliance followed by garbage. If you look at last year and just look at the number of ER he gave up per start, there is an amazing amount of variation. The trend is towards a reduction over the course of the season which argues against fatigue. I obviously have no idea, but it sure seems mental.

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The effects of arm fatigue don’t always show up in the season the arm is being worn out. Last year, he threw 213.1 innings – 50 more than he’d ever thrown in a year.

And, again, his stretches of brilliance followed by stretches of garbage still even out to something rather a lot better than what he’s been able to do this year.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Pitchers (even really good ones) go through bad stretches. His just seem to come with much greater frequency. You are correct though that this season has been pretty consistently bad.

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL on this graph

in my head, that is EXACTLY what I pictured every graph attributed to Sanchez to look like.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 11, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

I went to that game on the far right. It kind of sucked.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice birthday, Matt.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched The Franchise

Andres Torres….OMG….um, yeah.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

It hurts me to watch him struggle

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 10, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't even really rooting for the Astros tonight

this isn’t torture. It is misery and disgust. I want the D’backs to play good baseball, but I just want the Giants to play better. The only way to keep the axe sharp is by having some pressure, just like last year. The Giants are awful and it is hard to see the virtue in this team. Look at who we had in the field today? Eli, Huff, Kepp, Cabrera? I didn’t feel bad for Sanchez today, he got what he deserved. But I did feel bad for Vogie in game 1 of the Pirates series watching him pitch without his best stuff and watching his body language after Kepp turned a routine grounder into an infield hit. We will see where this team is over the next 7-10 days. After having watched Beltran’s career closely from living in New York, I hate to say it, but this is predictable. Just when a team needs to have a “leader” gut out a nagging injury, the dude disappears. I know it is taboo to question a player’s heart, but this is the pattern of Beltran’s career and we are getting a taste of it. Put his ass on the DL and call up Belt and let the kid get his 4 ABs a game for the next road trip. If we are going to experience a “lost season”, let’s do it with our future.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 10, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Saw the Mets come back to beat SD on Monday

They were inspired and clubhouse seemed fired up from the first inning. We wondered if the team was relieved to be free of Beltran.

They will NEVER call up Belt to give him a chance to play. Beltran is guaranteed the position, just as is Keppinger and Huff (and Whiteside).

by ExPFCWintergreen on Aug 10, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL postgame question to Bochy

question from reporter “is the team complacent because they are further ahead this year than they were last year?”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 10, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Mets inspired by loss of Beltran"

Mets came back in that game more because they were inspired by the Padres loss of Mike Adams. Jose Reyes is on the DL, maybe it was his loss that inspired them, not Beltran’s. They also just had a five game losing streak, so it’s not like they’re playing well since he left. Beltran also carried Houston the year he was traded there, so your questioning his heart and leadership is baseless. The guy hurt his wrist. Let’s not turn this injury into a referendum on his manhood.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 11, 2011 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My friend is watching season 3 of Mad Men

He just told me that “I’m fairly sure that feet do not EXPLODE and spray blood all over the room.”

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm worried

Marlins have lost 7 straight. Sure sign we’ll get swept.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 10, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Immovable object vs. the irresistable force

Our offense = the first thing
Our relentless drive to fail offensively = the second thing

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 10, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not an impressive collection of hitters...

Current starting lineup with OPS as Giants (see if you can find the one that is not like the others):

C: . Whiteside .646
1B: Huff .684
2B: Keppinger .672
SS: Cabrera .554
3B: Sandoval .854
LF: Rowand .662
CF: Torres .665
RF: Ross .729

Injured:
C: Posey .756
2B: FSanchez: .730
LF: Burrell .760
RF: Schierholtz: .747

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 10, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Cabrera’s suck is impressive even by Giants standards.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad realization that I find myself wanting to root against the Giants

It appears to me that, unless the SHTF, Neukom will continue with the status quo after the extensions on their contracts expire. Ever since Belt was sent back down again, I have been wanting to see them suffer the consequences for their willingness to run the franchise into the ground just to prove some inexplicable point of personal pride. Screw them. I would like to see the Giants win when Voglesong pitches, but I have to say that it won’t bother me to see the Sabean/Bochy favorites and signings falter. I was a (partial) season ticket holder from 2000 – 2008, traveled some distance to make the games, have been following the Giants religiously since 1965 when I moved to CA, but I have reached a point that I cannot pull for this team knowing that it means that I am helping to establish the long term continued reign of the Bochy and Sabean.

In addition, I have wondered if Bochy get screwed out of playing time by a rookie when he played in the majors. I really didn’t know much if anything about him when he was a player. There must be some explanation for his proclivities.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Aug 10, 2011 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He did!

He lost playing time to none other than Benito Santiago.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 10, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very interesting!

So I read your reply and went searching for more info on Bochy. Turns out he was never a starting catcher, which I guess you knew. He always played backup, which therefore explains his hard-headed insistence on playing Whiteside over the more talented Stewart. He wants to prove a point there as well !! I’ll show the world that backup catchers deserve playing time — because they have been there, and that if they received more playing time, they can show the world how they (me) are better than you fans and know-nothings think (I am) …

by ExPFCWintergreen on Aug 10, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

favorite catch-22 character

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I started that book, but then I gave it to this kid to borrow, and I haven’t gotten it back. I really want it.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want to annotate my copy? Now that I know where you live, I can drop it off at your house.

I’m really enjoying the book, but I don’t know how I can annotate 400 pages of it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 11, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

Bike ride over here.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to be home at 4 to eat, so that may not work.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 11, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bike fast.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2011 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Video Must C Crushed: Andrew McCutchen blast

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17883765

The Pirates broadcast is funny: “You wont see uh……one farther than that today.”

You can see he gave a Ric Flair type woo in the direction of the visitors dugout with Sanchez looking on.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 10, 2011 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

I’ve seen Galarraga and McGwire hit them there, that’s about it.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I’m not actually a huge fan of “he hits it high, he hits it deep, OUTTA HERE,” but “clear the deck; there’s a cannonball comin’”?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugh yeah

That must be one of the worst calls this side of “HE CAUGHT THE BAASEBAAAAAWWWWWW,” non-Harrelson division.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like our position.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2011 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

twss.

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by son of ggf on Aug 11, 2011 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants basically gets shut down twice by Vance Worley. His line vs. the Dodgers on Wednesday? 4.0 IP, 7 H, 6 R, 6 ER, 3 BB, 6 K, 1 HR.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 11, 2011 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

dude’s been pretty good against other teams, too.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 11, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea that was probably his first stinker of the year

by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 11, 2011 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Second. He was knocked around by the Mets too. Same thing, five in the first.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 11, 2011 8:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Giants scored more runs off of Worley than the Red Sox did.

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by Natto on Aug 11, 2011 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is weird.

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by Natto on Aug 11, 2011 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
C.J. Wilson on OAK: “I hate pitching there. The mound sucks. The fans suck… I just wish the fan base supported them a little more.”

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 5:03 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/08/10/3282997/wilson-trashes-oakland-its-fans.html

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that guy.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everything he said is true.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

“The mound sucks. The fans suck. There are no fans there. The fans who are there are really adamant, but sometimes you’ll go there and there’s 6,000 fans. I just wish the fan base supported them a little more.”

Can’t really argue with any of that really; though I will defend that the A’s do have a lot (well, a “lot”) of good fans. Not the glee squad dipshits in left field, but they’re there. It’s no secret that it’s an ugly, empty stadium.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The mound sucks because it’s not your mound. It’s Dallas Braden’s mound. He fucking owns it. It is designed to his specifications. It’s construction is balanced so delicately that only one person may stand on it at one time, lest the whole thing fall apart.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That stupid apostrophe gets everywhere.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

/tumbleweed blows through

Continues rocking on rocking chair

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by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 6:40 AM PDT reply actions  

hi

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Morning

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good morning. Someone left pie in the break room fridge.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

What kind?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Peanut butter.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

….

That’s a real thing?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 11, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing this is not standard in the flatter, beiger parts of this great nation.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just confused. Why go through all the trouble of baking a pie for that?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 11, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, a lot of pies aren’t terribly difficult to bake.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Dad was right when he told me college folk got no common sense.

I kid. It’s a no-bake refrigerated pie. It really shouldn’t be consuming this much conversation or brainpower.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you remember the Labled Release soil experiements on the Viking 1&2 landers?

And the (then concluded) false positive result it returned for evidence of microbes?

Well, some folks associated with the current MRO and MER missions are now speculating that those initial results were most likely correct. They are keeping a lid on it until the MSL does it’s thing.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

/drops pie in surprise

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

The finding of a continual replenishment of methane in the atmosphere combined with recent liquid water observations has had the effect of knocking everyone on their ass.

It really is pretty huge.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you don’t think I’m being flippant. I agree it has the potential to be an amazing discovery, if the MSL data back up the findings. This could be something big.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No worries, I didn't. =)

None of the propellerheads are willing to do anything more than theorize at the moment; and even that is happening in places that don’t get any exposure outside of those who are interested enough to do a little digging.

Cool stuff.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

"propellerheads"

cut or uncut?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 11, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

The same argument could be made against a Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I’ve only seen it at Denny’s.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 11, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heaven help you if it is rhubarb

Rhubarb can go to hell

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by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh. Alex Lewis is going to kick your ass.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be an old-fashioned rhubarb!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Second Place!

Despite all the gloominess…I am slightly optimistic. The offense looks better…at least they’re getting hits. Huff is looking a bit better. Hopefully Beltran will return on Friday.

This road trip will obviously be important….Timmy starts on Friday and hopefully the Giants can get back on a roll.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 11, 2011 7:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Also

Perfect time to swing a deal for Ramon Hernandez!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 11, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Second place, but we still have an 83% chance to finish first!

by Evan on Aug 11, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

/science

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2011 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Playoff chances: You can’t explain that.

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

ATTN 49er16

I’m wearing a bowtie today. So there.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 7:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Fucking hipster

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

Is it the kind that spins around?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish. That would kill at staff meetings.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love me some bowties.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

We expect to see that on the 20th!

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by Merope on Aug 11, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not my greatest look, but you can see it now.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that a SF Giants Calendar?

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, just a generic one. My Giants calendar hangs on a wall at home.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the #5 slot should rotate between Zito, Sanchy and Mota =P

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by jaewong on Aug 11, 2011 7:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Interesting
But the fact remains, years can be as arbitrary as months and weeks. Consider this excellent comment by user James Lewis when confronted with the year-to-year power oscillation of Good Aubrey Huff and Bad Aubrey Huff:

Data start and end points.

If we instead turn Huff’s "seasons" into July ’04 -June ’05, July ’05 – June ’06, etc. we get a very different picture of the player:

ISOs:
Season 1: 0.176
Season 2: 0.186
Season 3: 0.186
Season 4: 0.203
Season 5: 0.222
Season 6: 0.157
Season 7: 0.173

Rather than bouncing up and down we see a steady development, followed by a down year, and a rebound in the final season. This is no less a description of Huff’s performance over time than any other delineation, and yet he doesn’t appear to be as "up-and-down" as we have come to expect. My guess is a lot of players show the same career path the Huff does, except they hide it better with the standard start and end points that we use – seasons.

Well that’s a very effective salvo for the commentariat and also one of the great benefits of having an open community of bright minds discussing baseball seriously. String together a couple bad half-seasons, in other words, and you’ll look worse than if you’d alternated those good and bad half-seasons. There is no Good Aubrey Huff, and there is no bad Aubrey Huff. There is only Aubrey Huff. Post-peak, perhaps, but still Aubrey Huff.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/seasons-are-arbitrary-endpoints/

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by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Don't know if I necessarily agree with the point its trying to make but I found it intriguing

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by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

•Callis reports (on Twitter) that the Giants have signed fifth rounder Chris Marlowe for $145K, just above MLB’s slot recommendation of $134K. He’s a righty reliever from Oklahoma State with a big fastball.

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by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 7:45 AM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT
•Callis reports (on Twitter) that the Giants have signed fifth rounder Chris Marlowe for $145K, just above MLB’s slot recommendation of $134K. He’s a righty reliever from Oklahoma State with a big fastball.

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by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kuips pissed
knbrmurph Brian Murphy
Kuip goes G.S. Patton: “Play like world champs! Take a series on road, then take another! If you don’t think that way, don’t get on plane!”

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by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't blame him

I was pretty upset yesterday as well.

And to a not insignificant extent, I believe they phone it in when the Giants put a pitcher on the mound that the rest of the team has no confidence in. I think they look at a Zito or Sanchez start as “loss day”. Certainly, the offense stinks no matter who is on the mound. They are not oblivious to that. And they realize that if they fall behind early because a pitcher refuses to throw strikes, they are not likely to climb out of that hole.

Ugh.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT is the sound clip they should repeat ad infinitum

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it when he said, “no one better look me in the eye on the plane.”

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 11, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That turns him on.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some good news

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
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by Badly Browned on Aug 11, 2011 8:13 AM PDT reply actions  

That's good news!

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Apocalypse is here. Run for your lives! Run!

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by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2011 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Gah

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This explains a lot about Joe Buck.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

A dispicable act.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

nobody in that picture looks human

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

50% of bucks face is his massive forehead.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or apathetic Reynolds.

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by speckops on Aug 11, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Creepy PtB

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing I could possibly add to redeem this picture.

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by Natto on Aug 11, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could switch their heads.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lord..

put it back… PUT IT BACK!!!

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by kiririn on Aug 11, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

So a pic of Buck with some random person dressed like Peggy Bundy?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

jeebus

if that’s not a banning, I dunno what is.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

true love

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by son of ggf on Aug 11, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Classless and Vile

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aslo Classless and Vile.

Tommy Lasorda wonders how he would pitch to Verne Troyer

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Up and in

wouldn’t let him extend his arms

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by Penitentiary Face on Aug 11, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I was just eyeing J. Sanchez's Fan gaphs page.

Changes in his PFX data

FB Velo -0.9, AVG 89.7
CH Velo +1.5 AVG 82.8
SL Velo -0.3

Here are the changes in his pitch usage:

2009: FB 65.1—-CH 8.8——-SL 18.0—CU 4.9
2010: FB 64.7—-CH 16.7—-SL 5.2——CU 13.4
2011: FB 61.5—-CH20.7——SL17.7—-CU 0

The slider velo seems negligible but two things really stood out.

1. He isn’t throwing the curve at all.
2. His FB and CHG velos have converged by 2.4 mph.

Looking at the Slider/Curve frequencies between last year and this year, I wonder if that is the same pitch jsut not behaving the same way and consequently being read by Pfx as a different ptich.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Bochy was on knbr. When asked about Belt he said, the league can pitch him pretty well and he “has something he needs to fix”. Also, he said he wasn’t “tearing it up” in the majors and is doing pretty well but not “tearing it up in the minors….batting .315 or so.”

Get well Buster Posey

by Crusher on Aug 11, 2011 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

/doublefacepalm

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

/doublefacepalmwithadispondentheadshake

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The league can pitch him pretty well, so we want him to adjust donw in AAA against some pitchers who can’t pitch him as well.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they want him to work on his weakness (through drills, study and game situations) whilst it’s not being mercilessly exploited by big leaguers.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the way Rowand’s & Huff’s are?

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, you don’t treat a 23 year old breaking in and those guys the same way.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know. I’m just having a hard time passing up the opportunity to be snarky towards them.

Re. Belt…I’m with you. I just can’t believe that Bochy/Sabean are so stupid as to leave Belt languishing in AAA without a good (yes, a GOOD) reason.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

BATTING AVERAGE

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAACKKK!!!!!

Forgot SL again. Sorry guys.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shows the association between player usage (PAs) and K/BB ratio

Each circle represents a player and each line shows the association between PAs and K/BB for players on each team (one line for Marlins players, one line for Red Sox players etc. etc.). The Giants are orange. Most teams give more plate appearances to players that walk more and strikeout less, but the Giants work the opposite way: the higher the strikeout-to-walk ratio, the more likely Bochy is to have used that player in the lineup! Rowand is the orange circle at the top. He is awful.

by igjarjuk on Aug 11, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Is the orange circle at bottom left Stewart?

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by TheAntiBork on Aug 11, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is a AAA player supose to fix a MLB manger, or am i missing something here?

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by daveinexile on Aug 11, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the interview

…and it was pretty depressing. He basically admitted that he did not play him because he and Bam Bam decided he was going to suck just like he did in April (my paraphrase). He did give a glimmer of hope that “if we need him, we could call him back up in 10 days.”

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by capn on Aug 11, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

How to go to Space

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAAAAAAAAAAAAARNEY!

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by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, why not, he's got the option year.

Shuttle him up and down every ten days.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

United Airlines

SFO-FAT shuttle, volume discount!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT!

Ive never flown to Fresno. Did not know that was the Airport code. LOL

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

In their first 31 games...

Belt reached first base one more time than Posey

Had one fewer double (2 for Belt, 3 for Posey)

Had the same number of HR

Had one fewer triple

And Belt did it in 26 fewer PA

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gah.

A few months ago when I was gathering stuff for a Bryan Stow fundraiser, I stumbled upon a way to get a hold of Brian Sabean. Maybe it’s time I use it.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you think that conversation would go?

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would end with

GFY

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t see any reason it wouldn’t go well.

(No, I’m not actually considering doing this.)

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUSAN! WHO IS THIS TROY FELLOW???

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He may remember me from something.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory”

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You performed on the Beatles song?

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by iammclovin on Aug 11, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

Such motivational films as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Confidence, Stupid!”

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a dark time. I’ll never forget how angry we all were that they started the kid’s clock for 17AB. But the parallels are there. Bochy really won’t play kids unless he absolutely has to.

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

SL

Here are their MiLB stats

The only thing Posey really did better was he struck out less

Here’s their first 31 MLB games played excluding Posey’s meaningless 2009 callup.

So all the data that led up to Belt’s recent demotion showed that he was every bit what Buster Posey was through his first 31 games. The only difference being, how each reached 1B, Belt relied more on the walk. Belt also struck out a bit more. So what I am thinking Belt is being asked to fix is his aggressiveness at the plate. It’s the “Giant Way”

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's an awfully big chart

for 31 games worth of stats.

Anyway, you could make a bigger chart with Huff’s stats this year, and conclude Belt couldn’t do much worse, especially 3 games per week or so. And maybe a more-rested Huff doesn’t stay slumpy all year.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s an awfully big chart for 31 games worth of stats.

Duly noted.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's the best way to go.

Give Belt 2-3 starts a week at 1B and one a week in LF. Let Huff have the rest of the AB’s at 1B.

Hopefully this is what happens next year. If we get a redux of 2011 with the Belt/Huff thing I miht be done caring for a while.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Besides first, the outfield is a category 5 hurricane right now. With Beltran and Nate now hurt, the current crop includes Torres (after watching the Franchise last night, I am not optimistic), Ross, and Rowand. Don’t you think he could find Belt 1-2 starts a week even if Nate and Beltran come back?

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed it

What was up with Andres on the show?

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

They talked about him “struggling” at the plate. No mention at all of his ADHD.

But, then again, I find it hard to concentrate when they are showing him shirtless and whatnot.

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by Tortured on Aug 11, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

they spent a lot of time on him. Most of it was the same stuff with all the backstory we all know well. But they spent a long time showing him working on his swing with Beltran and it sure seemed like he was lost…

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That scene with Beltran was pretty cool. I never heard of taking batting practice with each hand separately. And I noticed that Panda was paying attention, but that he seemed not to be hearing anything he didn’t already know.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 11, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the way Panda just sat there taking it all in and not saying anything. At the end, I’m pretty sure Beltran asked Panda if he got it. I think he did…

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

/everyone’s wrist falls off

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

He played catcher.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I listened to the interview too. At least Murph asked Bochy directly why he didn’t play Belt and to Bork’s credit, he didn’t evade the question. Take note, beat writers.

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by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

What Bochy didn’t say was that he started Belt in games against Kershaw, Gallardo and Cueto, then used him as a PH / defensive sub the rest of the way. Not exactly a fair tryout.

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by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The implication was pretty clear that he was not happy about him being there in the first place. This is smelling a lot more like one of the classic Sabean/Bochy duels. Hopefully it can be resolved in a manner similar to Bengie being put on a barge to Texas.

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully it can be resolved in a manner similar to Bengie being put on a barge to Texas Steve Decker being called up.

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get a laugh out of imagining Decker forcing Huff, Rowand, Cabrera, etc. to steal bases incessantly like he does the Grizzlies.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the point—those guys wouldnt play.

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet. Then he can call up Gonzalez, Pill, Graham, etc. to take their place!

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was a misread by Pavlovic but didn’t he report that Bochy fought to have Belt as his Opening Day 1B? I know Ross was on the DL at the time and they thought Huff could play the OF, but I don’t think Belt was the only option to fill that roster spot.

I thought it was weird that Bochy “went to the mat” for a rookie.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i sort of remember that, but he was clearly not taking his meds then and has returned to true form

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Huff slipped his hypnotist a couple grand.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes the most sense of any theory I’ve heard.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 11, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAD HIS M*F CHANCE

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t really had a lot of success (or PAs) vs lefties in AAA, to be fair

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

So platoon him with Ross or Rowand if you're that concerned

The Giants haven’t had a lot of success against righties.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

In this line.

Needs to see LHP in the majors if he is going to be an everyday player for us.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree

But I was just saying that IF that was the concern, there was an easy solution. Obviously they don’t give a shit about his performance against LHP, because if they wanted, he wouldn’t ever need to face an LHP

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obvious?

If they really didn’t give a shit about Belt’s long-term performance against LHP, they wouldn’t have him in the minors to get everyday work. The stated reason for sending him down was to get him consistent PT.

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Brown
JoeRitzo Joe Ritzo
Baseball America Best Tools in the Cal League is out: Gary Brown voted best and fastest baserunner, best defensive OF, most exciting player

Get well Buster Posey

by Crusher on Aug 11, 2011 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

So far the results (i.e. the stat line) are decidedly “meh.” From Jason Parks at Baseball Prospectus this morning:

There’s lots to like about Brown, though some industry voices weren’t as high on his offensive abilities as others, suggesting that 22-year-old college hitters should be able to produce numbers in the friendly California League. I’m on the fence with Brown; I love the speed (who doesn’t love players with 80s on the report?), and I like the above-average defensive potential in center field, but several scouts told me they question his approach going forward, despite the steps he’s taken in that regard this season. Basically, some scouts doubt he’ll develop into a legit on-base threat in the bigs. Brown’s feet will carry him to the majors, and his hands at the plate should make him a second-division player as a floor. But it seems some people aren’t convinced his offensive package is good enough to make him the star his defensive abilities and speed suggest is possible. Just like with any prospect, the jump to Double-A next year will be a big test for Brown, and should give us a better indication of what he’s going to be in the majors. Is he a back-of-the-order, empty .275 hitter with above-average defense, or is he a top-of-the-order, multi-dimensional .300 hitter with above-average defense? It’s not exactly boom or bust, but those two outcomes have quite the separation as far as value is concerned.

by igjarjuk on Aug 11, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sort of expecting him to be Juan Pierre, hopefully with a bit more power. If he could walk enough to have an OBP in the .360 range that’d be awesome, but I’m not expecting it.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

slightly OT:

But there’s been an ongoing discussion in Fangraphs comments about Kenny Lofton’s HoF case. That dude was really, really fucking good.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed his time in San Francisco

There were a lot of players on those Indians teams who have a Hall of Fame case: Thome, Alomar, Ramirez, Vizquel, Lofton.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 11, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's actually what started the debate

People were talking about whether Vizquel had a case, and while discussing his teammates someone pointed out Lofton’s incredible career peaks.

I think Thome’s a lock. Lofton probably won’t get in but should. Vizquel might get in.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

His age 40 season, across two organizations:

.296/.367/.414 with 23 steals versus 7 caught stealing. I mean… wow. Maybe he can still play the outfield.

Also slightly OT, but I don’t understand how he shifted around between so many different organizations over the end of career. He was just solid year after year after year. I think this is a sad phenomenon among the league’s African American players. For example, bless his soul, but I don’t understand why the Giants pursued Freddy Sanchez over Orlando Hudson. Nice to see he landed in SD okay with a bit more than a 1 year contract. Not a great year with the bat, but he’s still a stellar defender.

by igjarjuk on Aug 11, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to speculate too much about what goes on inside clubhouses, especially re: race

But I will say that Lofton had a reputation for having a chip on his shoulder, and I think if he was white he would instead have had a reputation for being “hard-nosed and gritty” or something like that.

Either way, yeah, great player.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I read about Brown

I expect him to be better defensively than Pierre.

I don’t know if I expect the BA that Pierre was able to sustain through his peak.

From 2000-2007 his first 5235 PA, he hit .301.

Not sure about Brown’s bunting ability (seriously) but Brett Butler might be a better comp. A rangier Brett Butler, with fewer walks.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the worst player in the history of forever.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, the trade value

Sabez?

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by son of ggf on Aug 11, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean's wet dream

trade Surkamp, Brown, and both Brandons for Wandy Rodriguez and Carlos Pena.

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 11, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm excited.

YAY for Not Rowand!

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only mention of offensive skill is his baserunning speed?

CAN’T HELP GIANTS. LOL

SELL SELL SELL

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 11, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, the trade value.

Sabez?

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by son of ggf on Aug 11, 2011 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

/reply failbeard

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by son of ggf on Aug 11, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, we're in 2nd place in the NL West now....

Don’t worry. We’ll catch up soon…I hope….

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by yoshifan on Aug 11, 2011 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

We're just doing this to block the Dbacks from

getting any waiver wire pick ups… riiiight?

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe....

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by yoshifan on Aug 11, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no

I AM happy. I AM fine. ThErE’s No NeEd FoR uS tO pAnIc. We JuSt GoTta ReLaX, rIgHt?

HaPpYyyyyyyyy…. Hee hee hee….

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by yoshifan on Aug 11, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The End.

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 11, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH!!

ALRIIIIIGHT!
ARE YOU GONNA BE IN MY DREAMS
tonight

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by Natto on Aug 11, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

strategery!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently Pudge is still hurt

He would make an excellent addition to Team Injured

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

We do have a great dl

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea.. he can get posey

more gatorate and sunflower seeds. :D

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey will get moved to 1B in T.I., so that he has less, uh, of a chance of getting injured.

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The good news is that there has to be good news sometime
MUrbanCSNMychael Urban

Bochy says Beltran (cortisone shot) is doubtful for the weekend now. Uh oh. Any longer than that, it’s DL time, no? #SFGiants

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Bochy said Beltran was doubtful for Friday. I think he said Saturday may be ok, that the shot may have worked its magic by then.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears."

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it was like a serious injury after all? I mean, he should be fine, but I don’t remember them saying this yesterday. Did I miss them announcing it last night?

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should be healthy in time for free agency. Wheeler for nothing, and chicks for free.

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zach.... :(

I have his autograph… I hope he does well.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the autograph is spelled “Zach”, then it’s a fake.

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol.. it's on a baseball card. It's one of those inserts you pull out.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you catch Murph asking Matt Vasgerjian (sp?) about Beltran’s reputation for not really caring? His answer went something like this: “He has a lot of talent”.

“She’s really nice!”

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great personality!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really “fit”

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was for this trade.

But every game he misses is equivelant to about 18 IP of ZacK Wheeler under team control.

Assuming 180 IP x 6 years

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was not for the trade but I can admit there were good reasons to do it. But it is really starting to look like it is not going to work out well for the Giants (like pretty much the entire 2011 season).

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

man...I was just hoping this trade wouldn't be a waste of space

wheeler or not wheeler, I’m just hoping it has more impact than trading for Orlando Cabrera at this point

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll always have the draft picks!!!!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

SAVE US KYLE CRICK

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran is broken

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect we can resign him for

5/60!

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes that kind of contract has worked out well in the past

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm hmm..

still paying dividends.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

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Correction: Sabean, re Beltran, just told me the team “still holds hope that he will play this weekend.” Friday is doubtful, not whole wkend

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

SL

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

MOVIE SIIIIIIIGN!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I was Mike Nelson for Halloween two years ago.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joel was better.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 11, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still own my old MST jumpsuit.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

They don't know or are not saying what the injury is/was

The MRI was “normal” so really no one has a fucking clue

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy wasn’t sure what was going on with PTB, either.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

“uhhh, Pat hasn’t got back in touch with me since he went to North Carolina”

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cell phone reception is a challenge sometimes during sorority rush week at Duke/UNC.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now we know what Pat went for that “second opinion”.

Get well Buster Posey

by Crusher on Aug 11, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, just for the shot

Freddy had a shot last year I think, he just missed a game or two due to the effects of the shot. Of course, it won’t fix the underlying problem

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had two cortisone shots this year – felt amazing after each, although you’re not supposed to use the joint for 2 days afterwards.

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

My parents told me that once

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had one last year. It hurt like hell the first day or two, but everything was 98% back to normal after that. Crazy stuff.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It hurts? Bummer. I thought it was more like liquid Vicodin.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t hurt me. In fact, each shoulder felt immediately better (could also have been the local anesthetic the doc injected first).

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Two injections.

I’m a wuss…totally terrified of needles.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

He applied freezing numbing spray first. But yeah, the shots are long and deep (TWSS). If you’re needle averse, it’s probably no fun. I’ve never had a problem (and in fact have a creepy habit of watching them for fun).

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I got that spray, too. But I don’t have a problem with needles. I actually try to watch them too, just to kinda rid myself of the “normal” aversion to them.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You two are weird. And I admire you for it. :)

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it did. Got it at like 9am, started hurting a bit as I drove back to my desk job, and by the time I got there, I had to go home. It was really awful that first ~24 hours, but it ended up being absolutely worth it. At least for my tiny little bone chip.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Tiger

77 including a 40 on the back 9. He is currently tied for 88th with John Daly.
Talk about wheels coming off.

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know what any of this means.

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by Natto on Aug 11, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

^this.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 11, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s only hurting himself by coming back so quickly from every “break” he takes. The knee is a real problem, and even if he’s letting it heal he’s not letting it strengthen. And then there’s probably a big part of his mental game that isn’t working. He seriously needs to take, like, two years off if he ever wants to be competitive again.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to think he would be back and competititve soon. He did come close in the Masters, but since then, he has gotten consistently worse. I am starting to think he might be done.

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran done or DeRosa done?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 11, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beginning to wonder if there’s a difference…

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know things are bad when Jeff Fletcher suddenly makes “silver lining” tweets.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

On the good side, Carlos will be really well rested for the playoff drive.
On the good side, Nate hasn’t turned up totally lame yet.

by Hyoton on Aug 11, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The #sfGiants have hit .260 over past 7 games, higher than their season average. Hitting .121 in that time w/RISP is probably bad luck.
More silver lining for the #sfgiants. They are playing as poorly as they can play, and they are a half-game out of first.
One more silver lining: The #sfgiants have 44 games left, and 7 of them are against the #Astros.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
Hitting .121 in that time w/RISP is probably bad luck.

by capn on Aug 11, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point it feels more likely that they just don’t know how to win.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 11, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Now beleives in the concept of knowing how to win.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGIANTS?

LOLGIANTS

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 11, 2011 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I probably needed the break.

But I still hate off-days.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 11, 2011 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

10-game homestand was brutal—we had to take Monday night off (and it was a good one to miss).

The “homestand” that straddles Aug/Sept is nasty as well:18 games in 22 days.

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

how ’bout the off-season? torture

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by son of ggf on Aug 11, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FBAL discussed on the Baseball Today podcast.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 11, 2011 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s about 20 minutes in.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 11, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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