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Giants/Mets Series Preview

Remember when the Giants traded for Freddy Sanchez? They did it when the Pirates were in town already. The team likes to do that apparently, as they did it with Mike Fontenot and the Cubs, too. They line up the opposing team and ask, "Everyone who has a job with the Cubs, step forward!" and the whole team does, and the Giants are all "Ah, ah, ah -- not so fast, Mike." Then he thinks he's been released, so he's extra happy that he's only been traded. It's actually really clever psychology, and it's probably why the the Giant won the World Series.

So with that in mind, here are three potential Giants/Mets trades that could happen this weekend:

Star-divide

Freddy Sanchez's shoulder and hamstrings, Heath Hembree, and a PTBNL for Jose Reyes's shoulder and hamstrings
Reyes stays in New York, but his healthy shoulder comes here. The Giants will have to absorb the sore hamstrings in the deal, but at least they'll get Freddy Sanchez back on the field. The Mets aren't using Reyes this year for anything but screwing up their 2012 draft pick, and with a bum shoulder, Reyes would be easier to re-sign.

Buster Posey's bad ankle, Thomas Neal, and Miguel Tejada's non-broken back for David Wright's good ankle.
Win-win all around, as the Giants get a healthy Buster Posey back, the Mets get a good outfield prospect, and Wright's back heals. Tejada will be without a back, but there's always the potential that the Giants could call up Darren Ford's back to fill in.

Noah Lowry for Lastings Milledge
LOOK. The Giants aren't going ANYWHERE, and if they can get a TOP PROSPECT for Lowry, they need to JUMP ON THAT.

So don't be surprised if one of those happens. Also, look for a Carlos Beltran-for-Santiago Casilla trade because I want one.

Little known facts about the Mets:

  • They're two games above .500
  • Everyone on their team has been on the disabled list twice in the past week
  • Pat Misch made six appearances for them this year
  • They employ Scott Hairston
  • Backup catcher Ronny Paulino is a) hitting .325/.367/.408, b) a former Giant, though was only with the team for a few minutes
  • The prospect the Giants got for Paulino is actually having a nice year in A and AA.

That last thing wasn't a fact about the Mets, but it was included to tempt anyone from the Mets who might be reading this. If Correa was good enough for Paulino once, he's good enough for him again.

And really, I'd love Beltran (even though I have no idea who the Giants would sit in order to play him), and I'd love Reyes (though there's no way the Giants can cough up enough prospects, and the Mets probably aren't going to trade him anyway), but Paulino is addition that makes a ton of sense. Heck, he already knows the pitching staff from when he was a Giant, right?

So if this series is about two things, it's that the Mets are better than you remember, and that this is a chance to ghoulishly look over their roster for scraps that we might want.  There's a chance that the Mets might even part with Jason Bay, but only for the right package, like Miguel Tejada, Aaron Rowand, and -$5 million.

Hitter to watch
Angel Pagan's career kind of eerily mirrors Andres Torres's career. Here's how center fielders should plan their career path: Float through the minors discreetly, have the Cubs give up you, play outstanding defense, and hit more than anyone ever thought you would. Easy.

Pitcher to watch
Chris Capuano is actually a viable starting pitcher again after being out of the game for a couple of years before resurfacing last season. He's like Jonathan Sanchez in just about every way except he throws soft stuff for strikes. Really, slight and minor differences. They're easy to get confused.

Prediction
At some point, someone mentions a possible Giants/Reyes trade on KNBR. If it's a caller, they'll be willing to give up Manny Burriss in the right deal.

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Brian Sabean

Would trade reyes’ bad ankle for Buster’s good leg

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When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.

by josematan on Jul 8, 2011 11:59 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

This.

Rec’d

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 8, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Mets a little. If you’re a Mets fan, you’re a real fan if you live in New York.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Mets are the non-douche option for New Yorkers.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Mets

Because back when I was in Jersey, my 3rd grade teacher wouldn’t give homework on the nights Mets won. For any teachers out there that want to convert their students to being fans of a particular sports team, this is an effective method.

Seth Rosin can hit the side of a barn with a baseball. From space.
Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Jul 8, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a lot of people being interested in the result of NLDS Game 1 for this reason.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when the Giants traded for Freddy Sanchez? They did it when the Pirates were in town already. The team likes to do that apparently, as they did it with Mike Fontenot and the Cubs, too.

Who wants to pay for a last minute flight these days?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2011 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

and they did it with Belt

Sabes: "Activate Belt! By the way, where in the hell is that rookie slacker? Fresno? Hell, just keep him there and tell Bochy to parrot “we don’t need Belt right now”".

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting the feeling, by watching this whole Belt saga unfold, that the Giants have no patience for rookies who don’t hit immediately upon promotion to the bigs.

If Posey slumped off the bat, he probably spends 2010 in AAA. Seems like they have no clue when it comes to developing hitting talent at a ML level.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, crawford is with the Giants…and so is burriss

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

due to dire positional need.

Bork already loves veterans over rookies, so Huff vs Belt is (quite literally) a no-brainer for him.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Tejada isn’t getting regular starts at SS any more either. And Burriss was getting played at 2B till the Tejada at 2B experiment. I think this is a repeat of yesterday though. Come to think of it, that was the other thing you may have missed, Tejada the Second Baseman

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still stuck on

“We gave up all that for… FREDDY SANCHEZ???”

by Every6thDay on Jul 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't

I was also for the Nighttrain for Bowker and Martinez trade.

I could not believe people gripping about what the Giants were going to do without a long reliever.

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh the Mets

have you ever met a happy Mets fan?

by PocketfullofPoseys on Jul 8, 2011 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Lyman

But he’s not a real person so

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he ever got Piazza to call him “dude.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I have dodged a happy Dodger fan, and I braved a happy Braves fan the day after the Ankiel game.

And I don’t know any Yankees fans, so this ends here.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 8, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you fathered a Padres fan?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAILED PARENTING

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ve rocked a Rockies fan, if you know what I mean.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once marinated a rather stringy Mariners fan.

Warm regards,
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by leftymalo on Jul 8, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once allowed a Reds fan to get sunburned; does that count?

What can (Gary) Brown do for you?

by Lyle on Jul 8, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I nationalized a Nationals fan that one time.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll get a Cuba reference and like it, mister.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have snaked a snake fan.

rather slithery

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Tiger Uppercutted a Tigers fan once

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commie

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made a refreshing Kolsch with a Brewer once.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I filled a Philly fan.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I exposed an Expo.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Indian-gave a present to an Indians fan once.

Am I doing it right?

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

See Rdubya below.

What can (Gary) Brown do for you?

by Lyle on Jul 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never...

blown a Jays fan, but I have fucked a Buc…

by CandyMold on Jul 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment intrigues me.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll grow out of it

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you got 50 cents back.

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by leftymalo on Jul 10, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have lived in NY

and the answer is no. I even used to be one. My favorite player then was Bobby Bonilla.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets’ fans all have a chip on their shoulder because it’s a Yankee town.

Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.

by rxmeister on Jul 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Miracle Mets was the most important baseball event of the 20th century, Keith Hernandez is a national treasure and don’t even get them started on Doc Gooden.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

===========

Me in 1969. And again in 74 when I bought my 1st ever beer (16 oz Rheingold) as a 13-year old at
Shea Stadium instead of going to school.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shea was a pit

but I kind of loved it. It made it much easier to adjust to Candlestick when I moved here. (The ’Stick was worse.)

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to go back before it closed (same series when Benitez was released.

Mets fans were really proud of their new stadium going up next door. Whenever one of them would bring it up, I would mention, “I’m glad you’re getting a new stadium, I hate the air traffic noise in this place.”

I didn’t make many new friends.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

In before Shanghaijim

My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer!
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer!
It’s not bitter, not sweet,
It’s the extra dry treat,
Won’t you try extra dry Rheingold beer!

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s happily.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, quite possibly for him.

My guess is he’ll be back after Dance With Dragons comes out.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY want that book.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed out on all that. Hope he’s alright.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’ll be back soon.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Boooooooo!

This news just put a damper on my otherwise lovely Friday

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

I always remember that 5th line as “extra-dry flavored treat”. Such is memory’s worth. Wee sprats who don’t know what any of this is about can listen to a variant version here:

http://www.oldtimeradiofans.com/old_radio_commercials/Rheingold_Beer.mp3

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but he’s Jewish- being a Mets fan is simply more grist for kvetching. He revels in it.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repost from chopped thread.

This kid can dance. Too bad Ichiro ruins the fun.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think one of your bulleit points is a mischprint.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god. What happened
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Dammit, Bochy. McCutchen.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy picked Ethier.

Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.

by rxmeister on Jul 8, 2011 12:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yay

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ

He’s embarrassing.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s clearly an eff you to hurdle for whining to the press.

Never in doubt.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 8, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's a move by Bork to romance Jamie McCourt

now that she is has been DFA’d. She may find Bork inviting. Word is that she has a thing for heads shaped like cement mixers.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamie would be a serious downgrade for Bochy.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had to go to the fanvote person who got the second most votes or something rite?
Other wise there is no explanation for this

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by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I think you might be right

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I knew what Schul was trying to say here
What I’ve heard: Bochy might use Reyes injury to place McCutchen on All-Star team. He that discrection…..

Bochy has no discretion to replace Tulowitzki because he was players’ choice. Next SS in voting would go. That’s Stephen Drew of Arizona.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 8, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schul, what the fuck am I to make out of that?

“He that discrection….” either the liquid lunch started early or there is a new form of ED that I need to bone up on.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has

I’m guessing it’s just missing the word “has.”

He [has] that discretion…..

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jul 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

It’s the all star game. If the casual fans want Either next, give ‘em Either. The ASG has never been a best-of game. Also, the players and manager have shown that they can’t vote any better than the fans anyway. I say let the fans pick the whole roster and be done with it.

by Daver321 on Jul 8, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

fans vote jeter to start at all 9 positions and be the manager

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

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by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NY fans stuff ballots and vote jeter to start at all 9 positions and be the manager

Fixed

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its this kind of thinking that is going to force me to watch a man with an actual rectum for a face run around the outfield

by Rdubya on Jul 8, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCutchen wasnt even in the Final player vote

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll have the last laugh

when the Pirates surprise everyone by winning the World Series and he gets voted Series MVP.

/jinx

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something tells me McCutchen will make a few all-star teams in the future.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just can’t get excited about ASG selections, for good or bad. Let them eat cake!

Also, let me know when real baseball starts up again after the break.

by Daver321 on Jul 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They dont seem to value wright very much

to bad we’re set at the corners

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You get David Wright and you adjust

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remember the owner said he didnt think wright was a superstar

non superstars cost a lot less in prospects
Maybe we swing a deal that didn’t involve wheeler or belt
 but there is no way if i’m sandy alderson I let wright go with out getting an a+ prospect such as wheeler/belt

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would put Belt in a deal for wright no questions asked

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

better move swiftly

rumors are flying around SnakeLand that they are working on a deal for Wright.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever

the pitching in AZ isn’t sustainable. sure, they can hit, and with Wright would become very good offensively, but I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop with their starters, and especially with their bullpen.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putz is hurt

Pen is a ticking time bomb

I do like Kennedy and Enright, their starters are serviceable. Not much unlike the Giants starters circa 10 years ago.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the pen is def a ticking time bomb. Hernandez and Putz seem to be the only reliable relievers that I can think of, and even they seem to be overperforming.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lengthy story in The New Yorker magazine, which profiles Wilpon’s rise from working-class Brooklyn to owner of the Mets, also delves into his relationship with Bernard Madoff and contains nuggets about David Wright, Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran, details that caught the city’s attention.

Wright was the first to respond, after Wilpon described him as a "really good kid. A very good player. Not a superstar

link
I’d move belt for wright as well but I’m curious how long wright is under contract for

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ike Davis

is more or less Brandon Belt. I dont think they’d get much value out of Belt. What they don’t have is an aging SS to play in front of Reyes. Hmmmm

by Rdubya on Jul 8, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need a future ace.

Wright is signed until 2013. I’d make that move even though I have an insane man crush on wheeler

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

his br page scare the hell out of me

2009 ahhhhhhhhhh

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

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by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wright is actually a free agent after 2012 if the Mets trade him. He has a Mets only option for 2013.

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by rxmeister on Jul 8, 2011 1:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Couldn' he potentially play 2B?

Seems athletic enough.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 8, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. You would keep him at 3rd

and move Panda to 1st. But that is a ton of money sunk into 2012 between Wright and Huff for only a combined part time player. Not sure the front office would see that as viable.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is a better 3B than Wright.

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by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is kinda what I was thinking

Wright to 2B for the rest of the year? Next year…. LF?

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t Wright have back problems? is he even on the active roster right now?

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, but I thought he was supposed to be back fairly soon, or at least a lot sooner than Mole

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no way I’d trade for Wright without seeing how he plays after these back issues are over with.

Back problems never really go away, either…

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he’ll be Wright as rain.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

his track record is pretty damn good, I’ll give ya that.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you interpreted that comment Wrightly.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

but yeah he is still out and will be for like 3 more weeks

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a man with a ruptured disc, I can vouch for this.
Back problems never really go away, either…

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got two! Totally altered my life path.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

so much for that collegiate athletic career!

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you coulda been the next Bill Hall!!

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a man with three ruptured disc, I can vouch for this.

Have the microdiscectomy surgery. It will make you feel human again. I had it it 2001, no reoccurance yet of disc problems.

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious? I’ve been avoiding surgery because they wanted to fuse discs and the people that I know who have had that done weren’t all thrilled with the results…

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

problem with Back issues is that all your bones and muscles get reshuffled because of the balancing act your back does. thats why you get a ton of pains.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not let anyone talk you into fusion...

every single person I know that has had a fusion surgery is not a happy camper.

The doc’s reccommended I get fusion surgery in 1984. A friend of a friend was the Sports Medicine Doc at ASU. He worked with me on Muscle Therapy, Ultrasound and Chiropractic and the combination lasted until 2001 when I couldn’t sleep for more than an an hour at a time and could not feel my legs below my knees any more. Back surgery has come a long way since 1984. Click this link ( new window)

I had my first knee sugery (sports related arthroscopy) in 1975 . Three days in a hospital about 8 weeks of PT. I have had four additional ones since. I had my last one in the 90’s. Last one was patient and about two weeks of PT. This is a similar type of procedure where they remove the offending pieces of the disc and bone.

Microdiscectomy works for about 90% of patients. Sometimes the damage is too severe, but it does work for most people. My back was fine after about six months, but I was walking around after about five days.

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I went out in 2001 and did basically same course of treatment (PT, chiro and ultrasound). I got functional, but had to change careers and give up on getting my own dojang. It’s just that the day-in day-out pain and stiffness is wearing… 10 years is a long time.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t have to tell me. I was a positively cranky son of a bitch every minute of every damn day at the end. It wears you out being in pain all day every day. I almost made it 20 years. Check with the Doc’s and see what they say.

My orthopedic Surgeon was very honest about the procedure. He said " It may last 2 years, or it may last 20 years, but it will make you feel alot better than you feel right now. Hopefully it will last long enough for the disc replacement procedure to be perfected by the time you need it. "

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been to a doctor since 2002… I’m thinking of trying to get a GP that’s affiliated with UCSF so I can get in on the Spine Center there.
How limited is your activity? It’s been 10 years, but I still miss training.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

First..I’m 52 years old, but other than that, my activity is not really limited at all. I have had five knee surgeries and a back surgery. I ride bikes, hike, play basketball and softball, work in the yard, and chase my grandson around while trying to teach him the proper fielding and swing mechanics for baseball. I am old enough that I pay for the activity sometimes, but I still do quite a bit. I do not run for excercise. It absolutley destroys my knees. All that bone on bone violence, LOL.

I Coach and am on the board for a Girls youth fastpitch softball league. I Coach for about twelve to fourteen weeks in Spring and about eight weeks in Fall. (games are 1.5 hrs two times a week and two hr practices), and Tournament season game brackets can go all day. . Sitting hurts me more than walking around and doing things.

We also have a Coaches Fastpitch game each October were we all act like we are 18 again. Diving for balls, running out infiield hits etc. I pay for that for about a week afterward., more muscle pain than back pain.

I have a gym in the spare room with a programable bike, a bowflex, a 32" flatscreen (with surround) and most importantly an inversion table . Seriously you need to get one of these. I use it about three times a week in the morning and before I go to bed. It really releases the pressure on your discs, spine and muscles.

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

if youre using the kind of inversion table that suspends you with any kind of leg straps its probably doing as much long term knee damage as running possibly could.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an inversion table, but it takes up so much room I never use it anymore.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no back pain unless I overdo it during excercise.

But I often have cramping/spasms in my legs. I was in extreme pain for about three months that I could only control with hella Ibuprfin. I got off Ibuprofin after about 6 mo. and then had a recurrence that lasted about 4-5 months. I was doing PT and ultrasound.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doc told me to never jog again.

He did say I could play hoops though. My wife thinks that’s crazy but I think there’s a big difference in impact between a wooden floor and concrete. Also I have permanently lost, or so it seems, any explosion I had in my legs. I can still get up to speed I just start slow.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s a good thing I was never that fast…

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't fast either.

Just slower now. :)

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, heavy ibuprofen for six months with me, but it tears up my stomach, so it’s no good long -term.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I anticipate a tingling sensation will cover me from head to toe

if the Giants somehow repeat their offensive performance against R.A. Dickey.

by Every6thDay on Jul 8, 2011 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You can duplicate that experience, given enough Ben-Gay®

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by Lyle on Jul 8, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:Thanks for taking my invite G+ invite!

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 8, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

to quote xkcd/howie

g+ is like facebook but not facebook

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by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the McC Premium of Facebook-like social networking thingies.

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by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mcc Premuim with Online Video for up to 10 people at a time…. That’ll be safe.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be evil.

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by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

should have been called

G-spot

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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by zenbitz on Jul 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its like Twitter and Facebook combined into a super contact list that can be used in all of googles products.. or will be available to shortly. It also has way better privacy settings than anything else.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that makes any sense.

You have to just wrap your head around the circles idea.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

INVITE MEEEEE!!!!!

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by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

send me a PM with your Gmail account

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure how to send a PM on here.

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by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you send PMs here?

by Daver321 on Jul 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only mods can.

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by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tumbleweed+

i only know 1 other person on it

by emjay2772 on Jul 8, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have really ramped up the invites lately.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got in, I really can’t do anything since no one I know is currently in.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can follow grant. haha

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link! I’ve been waiting for more ways to follow Grant.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he aint real social though…
haha

https://plus.google.com/u/1/110123734608974552623/posts?tab=mX

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would be nice if there was a circles thing that wasn’t private. So instead of adding everyone from MCC and having them be in your MCC circle, you could just join the MCC SuperCircle that already has everyone from MCC.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear public circles are in the works. I read somewhere that someone was parsing the javascript and saw a tag for it.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I could count on Google.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has one friend…

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by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

See its like real life!

j/k

if you are on G+ I recommend following Tom from myspace. He has had alot of really good posts since they turned it on. He just put up a post about how using G+, circles and Google Docs people were able to write a How to Guide for G+.

https://plus.google.com/u/1/112063946124358686266/posts?tab=mX

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by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got my G+ today too

Looks freaking sweet.

I am not excited it is going into my gmail email sent list looking at everyone I sent mail to, to add to circles. =/

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It automatically uploaded a banner I made for this sweet blog me and my friend were going to start when I was like 14. No thank you.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They employ Scott Hairston

Totally forgot about this. FUCK!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

/invokes holy spirit

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 8, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: New Torchwood starts today

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo

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by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants will trade for Tejada and call it a day.

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand for Tejada!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the big picture here
They employ Scott Hairston

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

arg

At least no ecksteins

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 8, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry for MIlledge

Man, I remember those days arguing about it – or was that back at Waiting for Boof? (still my favorite blog name)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 8, 2011 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, the weird fantasies of the rosterbators

led by Grant. Sad.

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by Rolfyboy on Jul 8, 2011 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So embarrassing
dodgerscribe Anthony Jackson
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Ethier wasn’t added BECAUSE he was No. 2 vote getter, but Bochy was said to strongly consider that in his decision

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by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno, I think deferring to the fans is a decent move. I get the McCutchen thing, but this is defensible.

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by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCutchen wasn't even on the list for voting, though.

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get that, but that isn’t Bochy’s fault.

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by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was his fault.

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by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? He got to decide the choices? If that’s the case, then I take it all back.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got to decide the choices

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/quietly backs away

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by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t find anything that says who decides the candidates for the final vote-in…

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Schulman and Baggarly both say that Bochy got to pick.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?entry_id=92446

Bochy also selected the five players to appear on the last-chance online ballot: Nationals first baseman Michael Morse, Dodgers right fielder Andre Ethier, Phillies center fielder Shane Victorino, Diamondbacks starter Ian Kennedy and Rockies first baseman Todd Helton.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he picks the list

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by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was probably pressured by Selig or something, like the Infante thing last year.

The Dodgers can have all the All-Stars they want, they’re still bankrupt.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad that Ethier will have to hitchhike from LA to get to the game.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't get how the team can be 'bankrupt.'

I mean, I get that they are, I just don’t get how even McCourt could have screwed up the finances so horrifically to even get within shouting distance of bankruptcy. I think there’s got to be a combination of ineptitude and malfeasance going on there.

This is the first year in forever that attendance has been a problem for the team, and the cost of parking is 2-3x what it was when McCourt bought the team (in addition to all of the ticket price increases). What that tells me is he’s either got an epic shitload of debt (like, more than what we know about), or his piggybank-looting ways have been really breathtaking in scope.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 8, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

to put it in perspective, McCourt spent an estimated $400MM of the teams money on a very, very lavish lifestyle, which includes the purchase of something like 10 multi-million dollar homes.

and he bought the Dodgers in the first place without having much cash- it’s a deal that Selig never should have approved in the first place.

cmon, dodger fan. you should know this… or have you come over to the orange and black yet?

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I mean...

I get that he’s been a very naughty boy with the team’s money. I understand – and have railed against – the fact that he was able to leverage the team in order to buy it before he was ever the titled owner.

What I’m saying is, the Dodgers are not the Kansas City Royals. They’re not the Yankees, either, but annual revenues for a team with their pricing structure and annual attendance, that’s not a trivial sum of money we’re talking about. $400 million of embezzlement should not have driven them to insolvency. Which suggests to me that this rabbit hole has to go much deeper than 10 palatial homes, or the debt we know about. I’m wondering what iceberg is lurking under the surface waiting to pop up once the bankruptcy trial deepens.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, I see. Well in that case, consider the bankruptcy trial an icefield. It’s gonna get worse, a whole lot worse.

I am conflicted, as I like to see the Dodgers completely suck… but damn, McCourt is making it more and more embarrassing to root against him by the day.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was both
What that tells me is he’s either got an epic shitload of debt (like, more than what we know about), or his piggybank-looting ways have been really breathtaking in scope.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it is.

But, I mean, on a scale grander than what’s been hinted at heretofore.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 8, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Nice to see D-Train back in the majors

From ESPN.com:

The Cincinnati Reds are calling up pitcher Dontrelle Willis from Triple-A Louisville and plan to start him Sunday against the Milwaukee Brewers, a source close to the team told ESPN.com.

Willis, 29, takes the place of Edinson Volquez, who has been optioned to Louisville to work out his control issues. The Reds nearly called up Willis earlier this week when Bronson Arroyo suffered a bout of dizziness during a bullpen session, but Arroyo recovered to make his next scheduled start.

Willis, the 2003 NL Rookie of the Year and a 22-game winner in 2005, has bounced around with several clubs recently. He’s been with the Detroit Tigers, Arizona Diamondbacks, San Francisco Giants and Reds organizations the past 13 months.

In 13 starts with Louisville this season, Willis has made significant strides in addressing some longstanding control problems. He’s 5-2 with a 2.63 ERA and has 67 strikeouts and only 20 walks in 75 1/3 innings.

The Reds are a disappointing 44-45, thanks in part to inconsistency in the starting rotation. Cincinnati’s starters rank 15th among the 16 NL clubs with a 4.63 ERA.

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by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s looked good the one or two times I’ve seen him this year.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

They just called Dontrelle Willis up to replace a guy with control problems?

Awesome.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to this one.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Giants missan opportunity

to stash him away in AAA ?

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants suck at finding value pitching.

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

evidently.

couldn’t even find a 5th starter worth a damn when Zito when down.

At least there is always Matt Kinney.

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Zito? Bad value is still value.

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by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is not such thing as bad publicity!

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

AP update on last night's death at a Rangers game

The last sentence is the kicker for me.

ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) – Texas Rangers president Nolan Ryan says grief counseling has been made available to players following the death of a fan who plunged over an outfield railing trying to catch a baseball.
     Ryan spoke Friday, the day after 39-year-old firefighter Shannon Stone fell during Thursday night’s game in Arlington, Texas, as he reached for a foul ball tossed to him by outfielder Josh Hamilton.
     Stone was at the game with his 6-year-old son, Cooper.
     Ryan says he spoke with the firefighter’s widow by telephone. He says Jenny Stone told him that “she’s very concerned about her son and the impact that this is having on him.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't even imagine what that feels like :(

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kid is really young too… so sad.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

incredibly sad

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Good grief. You don’t expect to see your dad die when he takes you to a baseball game. How traumatic.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t begin to imagine how horrible this must be for the little dude. So tragic.

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think he blames Hamilton?

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by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d imagine the kid might not fully understand what’s going on. Isn’t he only 4?

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stone was at the game with his 6-year-old son, Cooper.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even at six…unless he’s turning 7 soon and /or has experienced a lot of death with pets or family members…. they don’t quite get the whole death thing quite yet. They can still be very bound by their senses at that age, and there’s not a lot of abstract thinking going on. Many young six year olds are still grappling with issues of fantasy vs. reality and lies vs. truth.
Poor kid.

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My best friend’s five year old lost her father this year, and it has been so hard to help her understand death. She contstantly wants to talk about her dad, though, which I think is good. She’s not all hung up on taboo subjects like adults are. Every once in awhile, she will say something like, “I’m afraid my mom is going to die, too,” and I just want to weep in a corner in the fetal position.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(((

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the hardest thing ever.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what sh..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a sick, sick man.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read my sig.

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you hug her when that happens? I want to give her a reassuring hug right now…

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, lots of hugs and reassurance, and we talk about it as long as she wants/needs to. I’m just glad that she feels like she can talk to me about it.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a very good thing, yes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyway, this whole Texas thing has really got me upset for that kid. His issues are going to be even more painful becuase of the circumstances of him witnessing it.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the resiliency of the young will be in his favor.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it will!

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a big believer in bibliotherapy.
These books have been helpful in our program:
Samantha Jane’s Missing Smile
and
I Miss You

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merope!

The other day, my wife went by my parents’ house, and there was a package for me, that being the Giants calendar you mailed out last month. Thank you!

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by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome, couldn’t break “tradition” now could we?

Oh and…
Just in case you are in town in mid/late August there’s a fanpost up for the McCovey’s meetup.

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckin' timing

I am indeed going to be in town in August…early August. BASTARDS!

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by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing Hamilton probably blames Hamilton, though.

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by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was reportedly distraught.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d imagine. Did you see Brad Ziegler? He was unglued. What a horrible horrible thing.

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by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, dear. I can’t even begin to empathize with what he must be feeling right now.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that say what you mean it to say?

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
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by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not.

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean it to say it must be very difficult right for Mr. Hamilton to make sense out of what happened last night. He was described as distraught today, and my heart goes out to him.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah good. I agree.

Because there’s certainly a way to read that sentence that would mean you have no desire to try to understand what he’s feeling, and that would be kinda… not as good.

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by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the difference between empathy and sympathy. I cannot legitimately place myself in his shoes, and wouldn’t dare to speculate. But I can sympathize, and that I shall do.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s one of the players I’d worry about this happening to.

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by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I genuinely feel for the guy. He’s been through rough times, many of them self-inflicted, and his comeback story was pretty great, even as a Giants fan. Now something like this happens, a horrible accident that’s not at all his fault, and he has to deal with feelings of guilt and who knows what else. I hope the Rangers get him some counseling ASAP.

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by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The AP story mentioned grief counselors have been brought in.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I’m not pointing my finger at Hamilton, if you’re gonna throw a fan a ball, don’t throw it to the guys in the first row, cause those are the ones who might fall.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s an expert on outfielder ball-tossingness, everyone!

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren't you funny today!!

it’s common sense. you know fans are going to reach over rails to get balls, so don’t throw it where someone is prone to reaching over the rails.

I’m not saying this is Hamiltons fault, hell, it may be the Rangers fault because this is the 2nd fan who has fallen over their short railings in 2 years, but Hamilton didn’t use good judgement, IMO. And Stone shouldn’t have been leaning over the rail anyways.

Freak accident, sure, but not blameless.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

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by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it is his fault as well.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have healed him.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods solemnly

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, look, I’m sorry. I haven’t had the best couple days.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mere, big guy.

/hug

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

d’aww

thanks

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems blameless to me

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no rules in life other than:

1. Everything that happens to you is your own fault.

by Every6thDay on Jul 8, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re testing us again, right?

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by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I’m just sad and angry about it and I’m taking it out on you guys, which I shouldn’t do.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

Next time Hamilton should fire one at top speed into the stands. No danger of rail-dropping there.

Hamilton was doing a nice thing.

by younghutch on Jul 8, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea well

Freak accident. Not sure how you can say flipping a ball into the stands is negligent….

Also this is why I fear heights and the first row.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely freak accident

I don’t buy much into the whole God has a mysterious plan for everyone and this was all apart of His plan. But if that helps Josh cope, then so be it. It didn’t even really look like he was leaning over too hazardously either, but just completely loss balance in a dangerous area.
I wonder how the guy who caught part of Stone’s leg feels. The inevitable feelings of guilt for everyone involved must be tremendous. This really could have happened to anyone.

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by Amigo on Jul 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He feels horrible, they had some quotes from him in the first story that ran yesterday.

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If real life was an Oscar-bait movie, he’d grow up to play in the MLB, and after catching the final out of game 7 of the World Series he’d flip the ball to Josh Hamilton in the stands.

I wish real life was an Oscar-bait movie. :(

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. In a matter of seconds it went from possibly being one of the best days of his life to his worst.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, unless you are Slevin and you’re dad is betting on the game.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

*your

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeap :(

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one who fell last year but didn’t die was a FF too

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slipping down the staircase can also happen to anyone.

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by Amigo on Jul 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sad

It’s weird that both of last year’s World Series teams have had these tragedies this season involving one of their fans, and both were emergency responders.

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by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh
Josh Hamilton could hear 6-year-old Cooper Stone screaming for his dad after the man tumbled over an outfield railing and fell 20 feet onto the concrete below.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/07/08/sports/s152715D72.DTL#ixzz1RYmBaERx

by MissingLink on Jul 8, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I needed to feel worse today.

by wcw on Jul 8, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as Ethier at first and thought ‘TL2 is gonna be pissed’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me state now that I regret this joke, but would like to make it anyway.

I’m filled with anger about the situation. But I’d rather be filled by Ethier.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier way you should be filled with regret.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought of the joke this morning. I just didn’t think I’d be able to use it so soon.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Done SIr !

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen comments re: you and McCann, Ethier, and a couple other players from other teams...

but I don’t recall any such about you and Giants players. Am I missing something or is that just a weird coincidence?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 8, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are missing many things

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain shouldn’t have cut his hair.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably just missed it while you were writing up another exhaustive report on Frank McCourt’s malfeasance.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dwight Schrute: Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick! Should I have reported Oscar’s malfeasance? Hmm… probably. But now I know something he doesn’t want me to know. So I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage. Otherwise, it’s just malfeasance for malfeasance’s sake.

by Every6thDay on Jul 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A non-exhaustive list would include Messrs. Cain, Posey, Bumgarner, Rowand, Romo, Wilson (sans beard), Torres, Sanchez (J), Schierholtz and possibly Burrell. The man has a nice body.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand? Really.

You must keep that one a secert.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t!

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

then I must just block it out. Or is that why there is so much Rownads talk.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wear it with pride.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, none of those surprise me. I just didn’t recall seeing them mentioned in the context of ‘TheLetter2’ the way, say, Brian McCann has been.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s special. He and I are what the kids call “OTP.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand creeps me out.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s his lack of shoulders.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It’s that expression he always makes.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s his entire body and face.

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

I know. Everyone hates him.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand Sanchez

And you’re not the first I’ve heard that from. Between his mouth and his hair, I can’t figure out which creeps me out more.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jul 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

His over manicured eyebrows?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

I guess it’s his entire face. I just don’t understand.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jul 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just want him to walk you to first base, then walk you to second base, then walk you to third base before walking you home for some runs.

by Every6thDay on Jul 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bless your heart!

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

his small hands freak me out!

no wonder he has control problems, he can’t grip the ball!! Quick, someone extend his fingers

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who, incidentally, just WALKED off set.

Set? Set? I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL!

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by free f.p. #14 on Jul 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot Lopez. Shame on you.

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shaved. His fault.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, so what are the rules on facial hair?

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only rule I follow is the Potter Stewart rule.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you elaborate?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knows it when he sees it, presumably.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/light goes on

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/popcorn

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You contemptible jackass.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll have to let me know. I won’t get close enough to smell him.

by Every6thDay on Jul 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t smell him with a 10 foot pole.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

An olfactory pole!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah that smooth, Bulleit-soaked voice.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is getting better at this.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t feed the ego. Then we can’t take over.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. Feeding the ego is a great run-up to the stab in the back.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve got to be crazy
You’ve got to have a real need
You’ve got to sleep on your toes when you’re on the street
You’ve got to be able to pickout the easy meat with your eyes closed

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight

He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anyone on the Mets that are real game changers?

Would we be better suited to try moving a reliever to another team instead of giving up prospects to the Mets?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 8, 2011 1:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Point well taken.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

A rec..

have one

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

To say that our expectations have diminished . . .

 . . . is to overrate our expectation.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

But prospects and control are where it’s at. In particular if the Mets are cashing it in for 2011, they would not be interested in our relievers – they will want to build for the future and demand Wheeler, Surkamp or both depending on what we want in exchange.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness

I have decided that it is the right time to trade Jonathan Sanchez.

I don’t want to pay Scott Boras money for a #4 pitcher will be advertised by Boras as a #2 pitcher.
I don’t believe he will ever get his command.

Anyone on the Cardinals worth making a trade for? Would they be willing to part with The Riot?

by djfivenine on Jul 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus. not theriot.

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trading for Jesus is controversial.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus+baseball always just reminds me of Dick Young

Talking about the idiots who didn’t vote Willie Mays on his first HoF ballot.

“If Jesus Christ were to show up with his old baseball glove, some guys wouldn’t vote for him. He dropped the cross three times, didn’t he?”

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks on defense though

To watch him play you’d think he has holes in hands

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same post game spread on a daily basis

The rest of the team will be tired of bread and fish.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time opposing players would do something good they would point to him. But he would be forgiving I’m sure.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Signing Jesus to a contract would be tough

As he would flip over the owners desk during negotiations.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d probably like an opportunity to beat the Angels.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

horrible on offense… though he’s actually been pretty good in limited time this year

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a cardinals fan?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no...

and I don’t really follow them at all. Just heard they were looking for starting pitching.

by djfivenine on Jul 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that you don’t really follow them at all probably explains why you think we’d want Nick Punto for Jonathan Sanchez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasnt there someone on here who was a huge cardinals fan and giants fan

voxx maybe?

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

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by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so, yes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

He pops in ocassionally.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

we get some really great posters on McC from other blogs

my favourite was that guy that used to come over from the goodphight and post this gif
Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that WetLuzinski?

Or maybe it was Whole Camels. TGP’s a pretty awesome blog.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was Whole Camels.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Chutley’s Impressed by Mac’s Speed.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I remembered it being a ridiculous long name but not what the ridiculously long name was.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god

there’s stickers

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBK is the greatest human on Texas

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 8, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If w are talking trade with the Cardinals, Dirty makes sense

The Cards back end of the rotation is bad. Dirty could help. Guy I would be most interested in is John Jay. Most McCovens will say: “another outfielder, we don’t need one”. I would argue if Jay could be had, we need to get him. Not just for this year but I believe he would be under control for the next couple of years. And by the way, as the season is shaping up, I wouldn’t be surprised if the only outfielder in our future is Nate.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Allen Craig?

Good minor league numbers and he’s even played a little 2B this year!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allen Craig sounds like he should be a Padres reliever.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

17/1 K/BB rate

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit, I’d take Rasmus for Sanchez + Wheeler or Belt.

Cards don’t seem too high on him.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah why does TLR hate him?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t do that. Nate is having a better year than Rasmus.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rasmus is a young legit 5 tool player with a ton of upside. Nate is having the best year of his career in his prime. Two completely different things.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly

didn’t mean to say they were in any way equal, but I don’t think you should trade Wheeler or Belt+Sanchez for a guy only 2 years younger than Nate who is also having a worse year than him.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m probably biased because Rasmus is a white whale of mine. I highly doubt Sabean is even looking at Rasmus, anyways. They need RBI BATS!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, Zito

Good job, dude. Not a single walk, either. Nice

Have I missed any other news in the last 2 days? trades, etc?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bill Hall may need a skin graft; Belt optioned to AAA; Runzler is back in relief; Tulowitzki and Gonzalez not feeling so well

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

they sent Belt down? wow…

Heard about the firefighter in Texas who died at the Rangers game… breaks my heart

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure you stay away from railings if you ever go to Arlington.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Giants! Beat those pesky MERCURY METS!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF MIKE TROUT IS WHITE?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

actually I heard he was a rainbow trout

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s stymieing my desire to make Brown Sewer Trout jokes.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

does this look white to you?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You musta missed the futures game last year.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeedy do

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took over.

And ran really really fast.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just came back from Five Guys

Burgers is about the same as In-n-out. More toppings, a little more meat but much pricier

No shakes but that not really my thing

Much better drink selection.

Fries >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In n out fries. Also Cajun style.

Conclusion:

I would go FG for the fries but In-n-out for the burger.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That's basically the line I'm in.

Only Wisconsin has Five Guys but no In-N-Out. LOLme. :(

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me?

while 5 Guys is pricier, it seemed like way more food. Possible?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the burger. It’s a little meatier but more than double the price.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow
I would go FG for the fries but In-n-out for the burger.

That’s a lot of driving around for a fast food meal. You going to Taco Bell for the drink?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack in the Box for the napkins and JimBoys for the straws.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mean on the same trip

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 Guys is good...but

IN-N- Out is cheaper and fresher. The I-N-O burgers are way better, the fries are a push. No Shakes at 5 guys…Not open late…

5 guys loses…

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 8, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? Reyes out, Ike out? Beat the Medicalpolitans

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

They're undefeated with out him recently.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

White dudes—the other white meat.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE COTTONPICKING SNAKES I FOUND ON THIS COTTONPICKING AIRPLANE”

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No ther aren't

LA shut them out last night.

by lexluth7 on Jul 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

you just reminded me that I came home drunk last night and was gonna pick up Mike Trout, but i’ve sworn off making fantasy baseball decisions while drunk.

and now i’m at work where the stupid site won’t load, argh.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just use my fantasy team to pick up pitchers of division rivals (and pitchers that pitch against the Giants).

If they do great, I win. If they suck, at least that means their team probably lost in real life.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you use flowers or chocolates, or just good, old-fashioned sweet-talkin’?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 team league?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short sale?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the hell is DTrain pitching nowadays?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reds org.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just recalled by the Reds (so where ever they are).

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets are an abomination

I used to look at them as the New York area’s version of the A’s, except with money, but equally unloved.

Then I found out that the reason they’re blue and orange is in memory of the Dodgers and Giants. A combination of the Dodgers and Giants.

That’s just not right.

by kudo on Jul 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

human/animal hybrid.

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2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for they have a huge payroll

and play in a beautiful new stadium.

Not exactly A’s like.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize your just railing on the Dodgers, but the color-coded nod to their past is a very cool thing IMO.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may be cool in a way. But it’s SO wrong at the same time.

by kudo on Jul 8, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they were trying to suggest something about the duality of man.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man two ways.

It’s a cookbook!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT’S THAT BUTTON ON YOUR BODY ARMOR?!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering if anyone would get the reference.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

best scene

YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEAD AND YOUR ASS WIRED TOGETHER OR I WILL TAKE A GIANT SHIT ON YOU

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 8, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it'd be cooler if they gave equal attention to both sides of it

CitiField should have had the outside inspired by Ebbets and the inside inspired by the Polo Grounds

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Homeruns for you

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now matter how many times I see that field, the dimensions never cease to amaze me.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

It looks like some weird Japanese hybrid baseball game, or some robot baseball video game field.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinball Baseball

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's only 483 at the notch !

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The room I’m in right now is rectangular. If I had the time and energy and I were allowed to I would totally paint the Polo Grounds on the ceiling.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets should have just come up with their own thing.

they look like the child of a divorced couple.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They kind of are. The team was created to appeal to two jilted, traumatized fan bases.

by QuakeFan on Jul 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any child of the Giants and Dodgers

Was sure to be deranged in some way.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Kimbrel making the ASG?

I’m not at all worried about McCutchen, he will make the game as an injury replacement.

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be nice if he did. He’s a fellow Alabamian, you know.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like McCutchen.

Unappreciated in Pittsburgh. We should bring him here so he can get some love.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No personal attacks, you morons.

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh, mom is here. /hides the bong

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by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister did that to her child

Slapped his hand and realized mid-sentence that she was saying “Don’t hit” right after hitting him.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jul 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, in fairness

A lot of that is “look, you little turd, this is what it feels like to the other person when you do that. You don’t like it, do you? Don’t do that to THEM, then.”

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic

Haven’t seen that around for a while.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Jul 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would have been insta-green if you mentioned how bad Sergio Romo is.

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by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

always rec’d

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by j14 on Jul 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed this reference. Anyone able to lend me a clue?

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by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME GRANT

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this one.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 8, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's morans, dumbass.

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by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your dumbass, idiot.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your idiot, nincompoop.

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by Azmanz on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

while I apoligize to younghutch for calling him/her a fuckhead, I did not appreciate the mocking.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not mocking you

It’s meant to be a lighthearted ironic comment that restores the mood after a tense moment.

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, not you. it was younghutch mocking me that pissed me off in the first place

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the irony in what you said. No problem with that. I know I can be a moron, anyways :)

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell him that without resorting to personal attacks or losing your temper, which we’ve warned you about before.

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

(you forgot to add moron at the end)

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, add a sarcastic Einstein.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I don’t take well to disrespectful comments. Someone wants to mock me and disrespect me, then they can have a piece of my mind.

I’m not gonna take this any farther, it’s over now. but that’s just how I operate.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t really matter a whole lot to me. It’s against the rules of this site. Saying “that’s just how I operate” is not a valid excuse and I don’t see why you seem to expect us to make an exception for you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never asked for an exception. Someone disrespects me, I tell ‘em to fuck off, and you have to warn or ban me, then that’s just how it goes. No sweat off my brow. Maybe you tolerate it here, but I don’t.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Fuck off”
           -giant4life83

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should get over telling other people to get over themselves. It’s not your concern.

I’m just gonna let this go.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s how it is: you don’t get to tell me what my concern is. I will concern myself with whatever I please.
Normally I’m satisfied with ignoring you, but hearing about what you will and will not tolerate is comical.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just trolling me. Let it go.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are so badly missing the point

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wants to stop talking about it, let’s stop.

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For you, I will.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at lunch yesterday and the cafe had "I'd do anything for love" video on

And finally I succumbed to it and ordered meatloaf. I couldn’t get rid of the music in my head for 3 hours.

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a strange person.

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by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t we all?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if you're concerned

with him asking you to get over you telling him to get over himself for telling you to fuck off. Just let it go.

by IRONxMIKE on Jul 8, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, okay, then

If it’s more important to you to tell someone to fuck off on the internet than it is to post on MCC in general, I guess that’s up to you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more important for me to be respected than to post on MCC. Hopefully it doesn’t come to that.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you telling people to fuck off makes them respect you, but okay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You think telling people to fuck off makes us respect you? It’s the exact opposite.

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by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I shouldn’t have to have any reason to tell anyone to fuck off. People should respect others. It really is that simple.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normally I'd let this go, but
I shouldn’t have to have any reason to tell anyone to fuck off.

Doesn’t that sound a little odd?

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously not, or I wouldn’t have said it.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right.

And maybe he started it but you were just as bad.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was. and I apoligized for my bahavior, explaining why I got upset.

I’m not exactly sure why my personal morals are on trial here, but I do know that this doesn’t have to go any further.

Cool?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good with me

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, can we talk about 22g*gantes now?

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by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS IT IN THE BOX?

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s obviously stuck, get the firefighters!

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could watch it for hours.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARU!

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by pentheus on Jul 8, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Internet trolling similar to drunkeness

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha. But whoa.
The consequences of web comments posted under the guise of anonymity can be very real. In a landmark case in 2009, supermodel Liskula Cohen won the right to sue an anonymous commenter who called her a “skanky ho” on a blog.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

graham’s a skanky ho

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t calling someone a skanky ho be redundant? Skanky=ho right?

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by gianator on Jul 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH DAMNIT

I read that as “Stanky ho” and it was a lot funnier until you ruined it.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flips through old yearbooks for Dr Stankus’s identity.

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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit

there are some spectacularly awkward pics of me in there

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

Graham is NOT skanky!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would she sue them for? defamation of character?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more interested in what might happen if one trolls while sober.

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by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lunch

Peanut butter & Jelly is so reliably delicious

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I had that Really Big Chicken Sandwich from JITB. The name is accurate.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it just really big or was it good?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was actually pretty good. Hard to mess up a chicken sandwich.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burger King does it twice on the menu. The original chicken sandwich and the spicy n crisp sandwich are both awful.

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna try the buffalo chicken sandwich from Arby’s.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had that for lunch the last two days.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have three jars of peanut butter in the cupboard.

But only a half-jar of jelly in the fridge. I’m not sure what that says about me.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

2/1 ratio is about right for a PB&J so you only need to get one jar of jelly.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

As stated above

Five guys

PB&J is good and you can add apples slices.

I discovered how good the combo of apples and walnuts can be a few weeks back.

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would never sully a PB&J with any other ingredients

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accept changes you PB&J purist!

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

your food tastes are fascinating

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not that weird. Apples with PB is pretty good.

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

but not in a PB&J

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try jicama. It’s even better.

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And okra! No one I know has ever turned down a PBJJO sandwich!

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apples with PtB, on the other hand, is just really awkward.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apples with Timmy means you don’t need rolling papers

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok try this one

My favorite sandwich – Peanut Butter and Bacon. the Bacon should be just off the grill. Its best on toasted french bread. And its only 2000 calories with 1000 of the calories from fat.

So at my age, i no longer eat it. But its delicious. And before you say – ewwww. think of Satay and the peanut sauce they have with it.

by lexluth7 on Jul 8, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had a roast beef sandwich

i should’ve put more horseradish on it. i should’ve put more horseradish on everything.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty good rule of thumb for life

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep it off your thumbs!

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno if it's still there

But when I worked in the Ferry Building in SF, there was a deli that made a sandwich called the Burneye. All it was was a huge slab of roast beef and a ludicrous amount of some secret horseradish sauce. I don’t know what was in the sauce, but I would order one on my lunch break and sit at a table outside, crying openly while I ate it.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the hot but hate the taste of horseradish.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

doesn’t work out for me, and I eat a fair bit of other spicy food.

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, horseradish is underutilized.

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by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This comment is recommended.

Big fan of horseradish. Had some last night with my grilled london broil.

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

good stuff.
I use it on fish or when I’m congested!

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holistic Horseradish !

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

EATING ROAST BEEF IS EQUIVALENT TO EATING A NEW SET OF SOCKS.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other day I had a pastrami sandwich from Yellow Submarine that was pretty excellent.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask PC about her pastrami sandwich

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it better than mine?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made this pastrami! And the sandwich!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recipe? Or would you have to kill me if you told me?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soak a brisket in a brine with pickling spices for 5 days. Take out, pat dry and put it on a rack, uncovered, in the fridge overnight. The next morning, hot smoke it for 6 hours or so (my barbecue has a sidecar for smoking) or until you think it’s sufficiently smoky and cooked well. Once it’s done, dredge in a mixture of crushed cumin and black pepper. Refrigerate, slice and enjoy.
And yes, I have to kill you all now.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hollandaise up in that joint??!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayostard. I melted the cheese under the broiler.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/secret Mr. Show insider gesture

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who you calling a mayostard?

I’ll not tolerate this disrespect.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we weren’t supposed to use that word anymore

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember this sandwich

well, this picture of this sandwich

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I can still remember the sandwich… I gotta make another pastrami one of these days.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

make enough to share with the class…

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear god that looks good.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN THAT CASE I WILL HAVE MORE SOCKS

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once slathered horseradish on my salad thinking it was ranch. It took me a few bites to notice, but when I did, it was not good.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once put sugar, not salt, onto my french fries.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

my brother in law nearly served tiki lamp fuel to his child thinking it was apple juice.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo likes to stash unfinished beverages in his fridge. In high school, I used to play a lot of basketball. One day I returned from the courts and made a desperate grab for the closest cold liquid. Whoops.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never expected to see “Gallo” and “unfinished beverages” in the same sentence.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Temperance” is my middle name.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There'a a jest waiting to be made there.

But I’m too sleepily witless to find it.

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what you get for waking up at 2 pm!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to.

And at 1 pm. We had a guy coming over to do yard work at 2 pm. I’ll be yawning all day.

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need a rooster for your yard.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Volunteering?

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunate that I have this regular job . . .

and I get up early.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have always understood that roosters do.

But yes, regular jobs are indeed a misfortune.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Myass is your second middle name.

by maysian on Jul 8, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

what was it?

I lived in a summer sublet where I found what I thought was some sort of oil, but was actually unlabled sufuric or hydrochloric acid. Real strong stuff too.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something that I was not prepared for.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making sourdough, my ex accidentally misread teaspoons of salt for tablespoons. The loaf was pretty good, but we ended up calling it “saltydough.”

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Home Economics class my lab partner put salt instead of sugar into a batch of peanut butter cookies. Only took one bite to notice.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes to PB&J

But today I had a combination BBQ (pork & chicken) Vietnamese Sandwich

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jul 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a doughnut peach

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Vietnamese sandwiches

except it’s usually way too much bread.

And also no pate

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are always great

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds significantly better than PB&J

by The Franchise on Jul 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was and that’s not an insult to PB&Js

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jul 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the slowest day in the entire history of slow days

I’m probably just sad about the shuttle. And I need a nap.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My turkey sandwich is just as reliably delicious.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a chicken shawerma salad from Good Frickin’ Chicken.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beef Fried Rice

or, bee flied lice

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noah Lowry > Jonathan Sanchez

Sigh…..if only he didnt get injured

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2

by ayeyoJERM on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

how do you resize a picture here?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Alt-F4

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lolmean

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Jul 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

I’m not fresh off the turnip truck.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAM WAGON

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daikon Bus

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a girl-girl version of the bang bus?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

CARROT CART

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TARO TROLLEY

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 8, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

RADISH RICKSHAW

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUTABAGA STUDEBAKER

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m going to write up a Fanpost about this, but for now:
[img width/height=“number” src=“yourimage.com/image.jpg”]

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the sake of clarity

DON’T type width/height only pick width OR height, whichever you’re adjusting.

Oh, but wait — is that even right?

by Every6thDay on Jul 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeh.

You can do both, but you need to keep the ratio the same as the original, else the picture will be squeezed or stretched; if you just do one, I gather it auto-sets the other by the original ratio.

Do any or all of the rest of the HTML standard settings available for the <img> tag also work? (I am too lazy to experiment.)

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh . . .

. . . meant to say do both individually—sorry for any confusion. That is, you could do:

<img width=“100” height=“50” src= &c &c

But if the original was 200 × 150, the result would be a badly squeezed image (what should be a width of 75 would be packed into 50).

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

either upload it to tinypic or photobucket and do it there

or use “height=300” or whatever tags in your img src

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about your good feeling.

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Jul 8, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got a feeling

A feeling I can’t hide, oh yeah

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight’s gonna be a good (?) night

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its more than a feeling

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Jul 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I begin dreaming

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Jul 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morris Albert waves.

by maysian on Jul 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa...

Just happen to be listening to this song on my iTunes right now. Shuffle chose it out of more than 6,000 songs.

I love it when that happens!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I borrow a feeling?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

here is a feeling for you

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OWLCROFT

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is

Narcissism a feeling?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question. I think not. It’s an attitude.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I borrow a feeling?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and one for you

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piglet off his meds agin

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 8, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No
Personality Disorder

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is a distinct possibility

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and one for you

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

asdjkasjeasej

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

another for you

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also not a feeling.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giantpain is actually handing them out, ask him.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need a feeling too/

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a bear’s ass with antlers on it?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tree branches, actually.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pooh bear got stuck in the rabbit hole.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kilroy. Was here.

by maysian on Jul 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a smile.

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Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty funny
INJURIES OF THE HALF-YEAR

First prize — Padres bullpen catcher Justin Hatcher needed two shots of penicillin in May — after getting bit by a squirrel in the bullpen at Coors Field.

Second prize — Cardinals reliever Brian Tallet might never live down this one. He just headed for the 15-day disabled list with one of those dreaded sneezing injuries (in the old rib cage). Which would be bad enough if it didn’t mean he was also about to spend as many days on the DL — after sneezing — as the guy who replaced him on the roster, a fellow named Albert Pujols, just spent with a fractured bone in his forearm.

Third prize — Marlins reliever Clay Hensley fell down the stairs at the team hotel, fractured his scapula and wound up on the disabled list.

Fourth prize — It hurt enough that Braves outfielder Jordan Schafer fouled a ball off his face and fractured a sinus cavity in a June 3 game against the Mets. But just to make sure he needed to drop an extra Advil, he also managed to strike out when he wasn’t even in the batter’s box. How’d that happen? Glad you asked. After Schafer staggered off the field, Eric Hinske headed for the plate with two strikes, missed strike three and hung that whiff on Schafer’s stat sheet — while he was en route to the hospital for X rays. Ouch!

Fifth prize — Those innovative Brewers sent two different players to the minors on rehab options with one injury — and had them return with another injury. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel’s Tom Haudricourt reports that they sent out Takashi Saito with a hamstring issue and had him return with an oblique injury. Then Manny Parra headed out with back trouble and came back with elbow problems. Sheez, it’s dangerous down there.

Honorable mention (Spring Training Division) — Two memorable spring training mishaps that lingered into the season: Brewers ace Zack Greinke cracked a rib — in a pickup basketball game. … And Angels reliever Scott Downs was hanging out in flip-flops with his kids, bashed his big toe and had to spend the first week and a half of the season on the disabled list.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=6746566

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How did a squirrel get in the bullpen?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I laughed at this.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, sir…

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just nuts.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Boooo

But actually pretty funny.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not pretty good..

it’s fucking magnificent.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a forest out there.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Also funny about those “half year awards” is that the only Giant mentioned for any award was Tejada, who got fifth place in the Least Valuable Player category.
Couldn’t even win the best worst player award.

by wearingmyrallythong on Jul 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally missing Huff

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

just another reason to hate the rockies

that shit is scary

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo!

No Jeter or A-Rod in the All-Star game.

/ESPN doesn’t cover game.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL quote
“Unfortunately I won’t be able to go,” the Yankees captain said on Friday. “It’s just a situation where after talking with Joe and Cash and Geno, it’d probably be best not to try to push it. Because it’s most important to be ready for the second half. That’s what my focus has to be at. It’s unfortunate because I know you guys know how much I enjoy going to All-Star games. I love playing in All-Star games. Especially getting voted in by the fans, it’s something I would like to do but I’ll try to be smart about it. I know I can be stubborn a lot of times when it comes to injuries, but I’m going to try to be smart about it.”

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who IS going to the ASG?

Are they all a bunch of whiners or do they just not care or what? (I don’t care, but maybe they should.)

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But BUT….THIS TIME IT COUNTS!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not fair that AL gets to improve their roster

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWucYbAp8Lk

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've been hit by

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A train!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've been struck by

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A train!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A smooth

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Train!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha what?

toriihunter48 Torii Hunter
 by legaleagle88
Vernons stalker was at the game the other day with a shirt that look like a shower curtain, some daisy dukes and high heels with Nike socks.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

How nature says, "Do Not Touch".
a shirt that look like a shower curtain, some daisy dukes and high heels with Nike socks

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like my dad
B__McCarthy Brandon McCarthy
Did my wife @Mrs_McCarthy32 nag me to give her a #FF? Yes. Does that mean you shouldnt follow her? No, otherwise she won’t shut up about it.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Brandon McCarthy
B__McCarthy Brandon McCarthy
"@keithlaw: not understanding the movement for Adrian Gonzalez as half-year MVP over Jose Bautista." half year MVP? Pick your battles man.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-Law is being disingenuous

He knows the answer. He works for ESPN. The biggest Yankees/Red Sox fellators in all the land

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by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Pam and Jim??

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait till Mrs Brisbee hears about this

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no Mrs. Brisbee

She’s part of the “family image” that SBNation demands from its bloggers.

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

but..but I've seen the child !

are you telling me it’s all just a facade ?

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the plot of some recent shitty movie?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

INCEPTION'D

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh

She’s cute too.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs_McCarthy32 Amanda McCarthy
@B__McCarthy Happy birthday babe!! Congrats.. your balls are a little saggier today

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwww

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

Less cute.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good action on the sinker

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope your wife doesn’t read this blog.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're almost my idea of the best couple ever.

Except I’m not a major league pitcher. Just a nerd. That kind of ruins it.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 8, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, you're a major league infielder

that’s not so bad..

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memory lane
Amanda Nelsen and Brandon McCarthy first met eleven years ago in high school but eventually, they went their separate ways. However, love blossomed when the two reconnected in Arizona (where Amanda went to college) three years ago. Last December, before heading out of town for the holidays, Brandon, a pitcher for the Texas Rangers, and Amanda, who works in fashion, had planned a dinner date at Nick and Sam’s. The two were seated at a quiet, cozy booth in the corner. When their server arrived with champagne and caviar, Amanda became suspicious. But during the long, romantic dinner she saw nothing out of the ordinary – although there was something out of the ordinary right in front of her. Sometime during the meal, Brandon had managed to slip an engagement ring into her glass of champagne but she hadn’t noticed because she wasn’t drinking it! When she finally made the discovery, she "cried a waterfall of tears" and accepted his proposal. They will say their "I do’s" on November 20 in Dallas.

http://bridalbuzz.dmagazine.com/2010/03/26/just-engaged-amanda-nelsen-and-brandon-mccarthy/

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are adorable

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a romantic

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I believe you on this

But this is actually how I feel. Same with jctgamer and his wife. They just seem like they have the best relationship.

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's mostly just her

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is exactly the kind of comment that makes me believe this to be true!

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

go to that other part of the thread and defend your pastrami sandwich

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t make it, though. And I’ll only be insulted if I taste his pastrami sandwich (sounds wrong) and it isn’t as good as the other one.

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that only sounds wrong here

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm serious!

Also, I like them even more now that I know they met like my wife and I met. High school, but not like that.

I was always the president of the drama club and hard to approach, so I don’t blame my wife for not talking to me back then.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

president of the drama club and hard to approach

Yes, this is pretty intimidating.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some schools it’s the captain of the football team. At mine, it was the POTDC.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 8, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But to be fair, most of the intimidation came from a coterie of advisors you insisted walk down hallways with you, speaking in rapid-fire statistics and pop culture references.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as pot dick

by Daver321 on Jul 8, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a two-word description of what I was like in high school, that’s actually pretty amazing.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 8, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much weed that you had trouble getting it up?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

McCarthy’s profile pic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He couldn’t find a better quality pic?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the joke

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my favorite thing on Twitter.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

His wife is the only baseball wife I follow, because she’s just too funny. They both have such great senses of humor.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, I need to follow her. That comment of hers posted above is so many kinds of hilarious.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh
MUrbanCSN Mychael Urban
Hey @MacMiller, I’m in Bay Area TV/sports radio & wanna interview u on show I do w/ #SFGiants Barry Zito, a big fan of yours. Can u DM me?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I have just lost all respect for Mychael Urban. Mac Miller is the wackest rapper of all time

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2

by ayeyoJERM on Jul 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I don’t hate him, but I don’t listen to him either. He’s better than Whiz, Wacka Flocka, etc.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every single Bay Area rapper is better than Mac Miller

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2

by ayeyoJERM on Jul 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear God no

Not even close. Like I said, I don’t like Mac Miller, but there are some horrible Bay Area rappers.

Exhibit A

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

Bad Link

Try here

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assumed that was going to be Gucci Gucci.

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Young Curt is actually really local. He used to hang around outside my school and hand out flyers for his shows.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a Mac Miller fan. I don’t think he’s terrible, but his rhymes are nothing special.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this line.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Immortal Technique and MF Doom. Are you a fan of either?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Filing Technique Is Unstoppable

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it annoying

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is a display in duality

Yin v. Yang

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HAY SHUT UP

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Train!

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been high, I've been low

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

only because Yao retired

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy sucked hard

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than the Chairman

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mengke Baterle!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruben Boumtje Boumtje

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

PtB got the game winning Ribeye so he gets to sit on the bench for the next month.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops, here's the LOLineup

SFGiants San Francisco Giants
Tonight’s #SFGiants lineup: Torres cf, Crawford ss, Sandoval 3b, Huff, 1b, Schierholtz rf, Rowand lf, Tejada 2b, Whiteside c, Vogelsong p

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 8, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Torres is playing.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been getting closer and closer with these lineups recently

Just gotta replace Rowand with Burrell and bat him cleanup over Huff.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 8, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's minor, but . . .

. . . they’d actually be better batting Burrell 3rd and Sandoval 4th (it’s a TB/PA thing—Burrell has power, but also walks a lot, which is good in general but not ideal for #4, where Sandoval’s style plays perfectly).

And I’d like to see Huff at #2, though Bochy would probably screw that up by making him do stuff he shouldn’t be asked to do.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only middle infielders can bat second. It is known, owleesi.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, playing middle infield is definitely something Huff shouldn’t be asked to do.

by Tristram on Jul 8, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

An owl that cannot fly is no owl.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

GoT references make me miss Jim.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, where’s jim?

by Evan on Jul 8, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking a break.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, occasionally center fielders.

But they need to be as much like Omar Moreno as possible to qualify. Above all, though, they must be men who have communed with the same spirits as Shawon Dunston, and have received the ancestral wisdom of scorning unmanly walks.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to break out this chart

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford’s really fucking up the logic.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this was made right before he started getting regular time there

He’s still not very good, though.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see Sandoval at #2, preferably if he would put up the same sort of OBP that he had in 2009.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad thought.

But he’s so useful for #4. You like #2 to have a high OBP, true, but you like it to have a higher proportion of walks than is found farther down the lineup.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why must Rowand play

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t make sense to play Rowand over Burrell

And what is going on with Ross?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross has a calf or leg thing going on right?

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they said hammy.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The outfield is full of “questionables”, and also an infielder with a hole in the side of his leg

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet that hurts like a mofo. Flesh wounds are really painful.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize for this:

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate orange Fridays now.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Jul 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

After that game, so did I.

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated Orange Fridays 10 games before that, when they started losing every one of ’em.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying you hated Orange Fridays before it was cool to hate Orange Fridays?

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/things xanthan hates .gif

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was my last game. It sucked.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rodeo accident

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a calf or leg thing

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hammy

but it sure seems to be lingering

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of lingering, what’s the over/under on Games played the rest of the year for Fontenot?

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside’s hitting has become respectable

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said that last week about Stewart and look at how that turned out.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, really though, whiteside has somehow achieved mediocrity

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

.703 OPS / 96 OPS+ is actually pretty good for a C

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I see, I guess he has not in fact achieved mediocrity

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he has. I just doubt that he’ll maintain a >.700 OPS going forward.

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart’s season high for OPS has been .586

Whiteside is at a positively good .703 at the moment

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know. I just miss Buster and am still a little bitter about it. No fault of Whiteside or Stewart.

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

understandable

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ, he's better than Huff right now

/sad

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just looking at Huff’s OPS by month: low .600s in April and May, high .800s in June, then back to low .600s since.

positively suck.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take out that 3-HR game in June and everything’s the suck.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yessir

he hit 4 HRs in 2 days, and I don’t believe he’s hit one since then.

also, he has something like 24 or 26 walks on the season in 350 ABs. Not PAs, but ABs. that’s horrible.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, his whole June OPS is inflated by that one game.

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

year to date

that game accounts for about 35 pts of his slugging.

sheesh

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

not saying much at this point.

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

His defense on the other hand

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLANK !

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not on the glove hand that's for sure

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost league average.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy really likes to load up the #2 slot with OBP goodness, doesn’t he. Maybe he should try Huff there next.

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by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford sadly has a much better OBP at ~.300 than the last two guys he’s used there.

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

True enough. In the continuing comedy that is our lineup, the Rowand/Burriss 1/2 has got to be the nadir.

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by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey ! That just might work.

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Huff batting cleanup again. And Rowand. Whatevs, I guess.

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff’s … due!!!

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Fontenot was getting activated today.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's in a holding pattern

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean he’s still injured or that they’re working on a trade for a better infielder? I really like Frodo.

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still injured

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by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muscle pulls can be a bitch, but mostly you can just ignore them. Back when I was stil dancing, I had a pulled muscle (one of the inside ones on my left thigh) for about a year and a half. It hurt, but I could still function.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groin injuries can take awhile to heal. I’m not surprised.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of all the injuries I ever had playing sports, aside from a heel injury, the groin was the worst. You just never seem to know when it’s actually healed, and then bam, re-injured. Annoying.

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by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember my brother having a hammy like that one year. Just never would heal.

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by Roger on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too. The hamstring injury seemed to be more noticeable though, so I could tell if I could push it.

The heel one really sucked though, since you always use it of course.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like hammys, abdominals and groin injuries are the ones that linger or repeat.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’ll reiterate – you can still function. I danced for over a year with a pulled muscle and it really didn’t affect me once I got used to the pain.

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pattern is full.

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot was activated today and Bill Hall placed on the 15-day DL.

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by SFGuy on Jul 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

For reals??????

Why is he not starting at 2nd?

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we needed one more player on the active roster who’s actually unavailable.

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I guess so

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by Badly Browned on Jul 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well in that case I have more issues with this lineup than just Rowand over PtB.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to get there from Fresno

Perhaps it was cutting it too close to start him. You don’t want to start a guy who gets to the park after BP

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by Goofus on Jul 8, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he was in a holding pattern circling over SF YESTERDAY!

by Daver321 on Jul 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were saying yesterday that Fontenot is still gimpy. He might just be up for this series because they didn’t want to call up Gillaspie for one series then send him down after the ASB with Fontenot fully healthy.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 8, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PAT

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by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

give details

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speak slowly

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by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just a sample of the longer conversation airing next week. But basically he talked about starting range of motion exercises with the ankle and starting to put a little pressure on it with the stationary bike.

He said watching the replay of his injury on TV doesn’t bother him.

He doesn’t feel that his injury is serious compared to other sports injuries.

He fully expects to be ready for Opening Day 2012.

He still hasn’t spoken to Cousins, but he acknowledged that everyone has told him Scott is a good guy who didn’t mean harm.

by The Franchise on Jul 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOO DILLON GEE IS NOT STARTING THIS SERIES

I really wanted to scream GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY all game

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ll probably do it anyway.

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DICKY DICKY DICKY DICKY BABY BABY BABY

just sounds wrong.

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t seem out of the ordinary for you… :P

by nataku on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll work.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camptown Racetrack five miles long

Duda Duda

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Especially since he was awful yesterday

also I wonder how many people at the park would get the joke

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by calbearjd on Jul 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What time does the game start?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why oh why is Rowand playing over Pat?

and against a guy who throws nothing but offspeed stuff?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy gets bored.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat still can’t run?

by The Franchise on Jul 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve hired researchers to try and understand the concept of Aaron Rowand. They doubt that they’ll ever be able to understand, as do I, but we’ll see what happens.

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by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm
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by The Franchise on Jul 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo to the hoo. Please have Frodo start tomorrow, I’m going to the game.

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Frodo!

Poor Bill Hall. I think that’s probably the last we’ll see of him.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the guy. Skin grafts? That has got to be painful.

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That injury was probably a blessing in disguise for him, though. He was probably headed for a DFA otherwise, now he’ll probably get a major league salary for at least a couple more weeks.

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. And, I don’t know how reliable the skin graft info was. Hopefully, that won’t be required.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was released by the Astros

so he was getting a full guaranteed major league salary for the entire year.

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

then he’d probably prefer not to be injured

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Bill Hall.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s still under contract for the rest of the season

by The Franchise on Jul 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even were everyone back who is expected back . . .

. . . Hall could be very useful, a Uribe type who can play 3B, SS, and 2B (which last appears to actually be his weakest position for some reason, if one believes some of the fielding stats) and hit passably or better. His very-SSS stat line with the Giants, had his BABIP been at his career level, would be exactly as that career would have projected to (9 hits instead of 6, his Giants BABIP being .200 even); he did hit some so-so infield grounders, but he also hit several quite crisp line drive that were caught deep in the outfield. A useful player.

The question becomes how to juggle the lot: Fontenot, Crawford, Sandoval, Tejada, plus Hall is one too many (and will be two too many whenever FSanchez is back). Hall is especially useful because he’s the only one that can play all three middle-left positions decently. Tejada obviously should be the first gone, but Bochy would as soon give up his nose and upper lip.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really think Hall is more valuable than Fontenot. Because Frodo hits better and he’s played all three positions this year.

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he’ll tell you that Fontenot should be starting, and Hall the utility.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Hall’s career batting is decent for a middle infielder—distinctly better than Juan Uribe’s—but nontrivially lower than FSanchez and Fontenot (who are much alike in net offensive worth). Also, Fontenot at SS or 3B is feasible, but far from optimal; Hall seems to have played well at both those spots.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Fontenot, Burriss, Tejada, Crawford all get hurt tonight

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was in a holding cell, or something?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holding pattern

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Make sure it's not Bind on Pickup if you're gonna do that

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot still in "holding pattern"

i’m guessing he won’t be avaliable this weekend despite the transaction

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't imagine they'd activate him just to have him unavailable for the whole weekend

Could have called up someone who can actually play for a few days

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do they even have now? Dow—oh. Rohl—oh.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gillaspie is the logical choice

but i’m hoping Font can actually play.

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

With Burris or Tejada playing 2B. So, yeah, I hope Frodo plays.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS TIME TO

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember the 1-4 or 1-5 start?

I used this .jpg a lot

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s time to Panik. Bring him up straight from Salem-Keizer.

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by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit, no! I will be up there at the end of the month and am planning on going to at least one game.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't imagine it either

but then again i can’t imagine Tejada starting at 2b over Fontenot

unless he can PH but not play the field

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly

I might move Tejada to 3B, Sandoval to 1B and bench Huff before I benched Tejada now. But yea, either way Fontenot should be starting if healthy.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don't like tejada at 2B

I honestly don’t really mind him splitting time with Brandon, even though Brandon has had much better at bats.

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might figure he’s only good for one PA a game though… which is more than Bill Hall I guess.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

part of it has to do with that team though

;p

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weather is heating up here

Warmer air is less dense, balls fly farther.

But I would say, I definitely notice a lot less homers this year, even on the road. Posey, Burrell and Uribe had 60 homers last year, and we are missing 2/3 those guys and Burrell ain’t going to hit 18 this year.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 8, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

VS knuckleballer tonight

I predict Rowand, Tejada and VSong all get 3 hits, everyone else 2 for 20.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 8, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

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Is Dillon Gee a legitimate rookie of the year candidate or is it just ECB?

Never actually seen the dude throw except for maybe against the Giants but he’s popped up on some midseason awards lists.

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/not Chinese

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by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

most of his candidacy seems to be based on WINZ

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he's having a pretty good year

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d still go with Espinosa, though. Maybe even Freeman if he keeps hitting well.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Espinosa looks like the obvious choice to me

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm team Espinosa as well

or Darwin Barney.

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darwin Barney isn't really very good

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least not compared to Espinosa, anyway

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now, I'd say Espinosa in the NL and Pineda in the AL

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by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was supposed to be Belt dammit! I still think Joba has a chance though.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy is going to be a broadcaster one day.
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s just a ballplayer.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we have an official count on how many times Sanchez has finally matured from a thrower to a pitcher?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as well

His wife really wasn’t into that scene anyway

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way too many cat pictures this thread

So here is a picture of my dog staring into your soul

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

needz moar baseball

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OWLCROFT!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That book is waiting for me at the library.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

buying books is for losers

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD FOR THE PLANET

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But good for the library system

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re playing right into the hands of Big Library

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peripheral Education Subsidies !

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

KINDLE!!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My junior year english teacher was Ms. English. My senior year english teacher was Ms. Kindle.

MIND. BLOWN.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dermatologist is Dr. No.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE CATS OK?

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the risk of offending Prussian Creole again, I must agree with Natto. Cats appear to be more intelligent and cooler because they choose you

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be your FB profile pic.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi

/someone play with me

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/fondles

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my?

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out for them ceiling cats

keithlaw keithlaw
Zack Wheeler. RT @bdernulc: @keithlaw higher ceiling: Pomeranz or Wheeler?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

there is a baseball player named Pomeranz?

has there been a

“my pomeranz, let me show you them”

meme?

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a Jack Kerouac pseudonym.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a scout last year that said Wheeler had the best stuff of any prospect he’d ever seen. I can’t prove it, but I know it was true!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot
keithlaw keithlaw
Zack Wheeler. RT @bdernulc: @keithlaw higher ceiling: Pomeranz or Wheeler?

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Jul 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol u

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO SLOW YOUNG PADAWAN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the second person to call me padawan today.

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Jul 8, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you sure meet lots of Jedi masters

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok all, I'm out of town for the weekend!

I hope you all have a great weekend and that the Giants don’t do something foolish!

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jul 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GO BEARS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hearst?

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fonts activation is bad and desperate

They were just saying yesterday, that he wasn’t were they wanted. Hall getting hurt made them have to pull him up. Font is not gonna look good…the staff thinks he looks bad.

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 8, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

desperate times

calls for desperate measures.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t that belt?

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no from baggs yesterday
Since it looks like Mike Fontenot isn’t close … anybody got Ray Durham’s phone number?

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 8, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy left impression Fontenot won’t be activated tomorrow. Still not 100 percent running. Plans to play Tejada at 2B more often.

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

today
AmyGGiants Spoke with Fontenot. He’s played mainly 2B w/Griz, but played SS last night. Said he’s running at 95% & feels comfortable in the field.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for a gimpy Ross, slightly gimpy Fontenot, and possibly still gimpy Burrell.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus all the guys that can’t hit.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The guys that can’t hit” is the full roster.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong can hit.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Amy G is reporting that Fontenot feels good

I guess that’s first hand knowledge?

/bow chicka bow

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should’ve remembered not to take anything Bochy says or implies at face value.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aramis Ramirez is pretty much unstoppable.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I never get tired of this tradition.
@ESurkamp @HeathHembree with the new bullpen backpack. Adorable isn’t he?? http://t.co/gB83WMu

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Heh

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 8, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap
THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India — What should India, rising but still plagued by poverty, do with a newly discovered treasure of gold coins, statues and jewels in the vault of a Hindu temple, valued at some $22 billion?

That is an absurd amount of treasure to just be discovered in some temple.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I should contact them. Pretty sure I own that temple.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.. That's mine

I have a deed and everything. Found it in an old steamer trunk.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give it to me.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a rec

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 8, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL INDIA

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Yes, India? Hi, it’s Barack. Yeah, I’m fine. Listen, I hate to even ask, — you’re gonna laugh — can we, uh, use summa that gold? Just enough to cover us until the end of the month, and then we get paid again. I gotta make rent, or the landlady’s going to evict the United States.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Friday, the court put off the opening of the last of six vaults under the temple and ordered the state government and royal family to come up with a plan to secure the treasure. Previous attempts to open the vault have been unsuccessful because the entrance is sealed with a thick steel door and granite pillars, said Shashi Bhushan, the archeologist who is also an informal adviser to the royal family. A previous king failed in an effort to enter that vault in 1931.

Local legend has it that the vault is filled with snakes, but Mr. Bhushan, who wrote a 120-page history of the temple for the Supreme Court, dismisses those tales as hearsay. He said the court-appointed committee opening the vaults was searching for blacksmiths who may be familiar with ancient metallurgical methods to assist them.

Alright, I’m convince the NYT just got tricked by viral marketing for a new Indiana Jones movie.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why'd it have to be snakes?!?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I have to go clubbing tonight.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you’re doing it wrong.

by wcw on Jul 8, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its for my friends’ birthday.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

seal killing skanky ho

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just look at me with those dumb faces. Enrages me.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell do I wear?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much vinyl as you possibly can.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No really though

Are T shirts appropriate?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the club.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Some have dress codes. The website should tell you.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anywhere that lets in someone young as Graham is probably okay with T-shirts.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 18!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Mr. Lewis was saying…

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 18?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

have a nice time. Don’t drink anything you haven’t seen opened.

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be with quite a few friends.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like your chances.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY DANCE FLOOR!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, nice one

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that

is a fantastic age. Enjoy.

by slapsy on Jul 8, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bite your tongue. No one could pay me to go back to my teens.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concur

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah 18 was one of the worst years of my life.

But you enjoy yourself, Graham.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm knowing what I know now? Yep, do it in a minute. Then I’d be some rich tech mogul.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the whole being old enough to know that you can’t do all the things you want to do, yet still being tantalizingly close to being able to do them.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And before you realize you’re just as powerless as an adult as you were as a teenager.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember reaching the age where it was acceptable to go out with the adults, doing so, and then looking on in mild horror as they began to act just like my twenty year old friends.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likely, worse.

Experience is a bad teacher. Bad Teacher!!!

/hits bad teacher with rolled up magazine V V V

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

then you weren’t having enough fun sans responsibility

by slapsy on Jul 8, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, shame on me for going to college and working.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Working was all your fault.

/Wishes I could get a job

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patently false.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's have a long subthread about it already.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swore up-and-down this past spring I wouldn’t get caught in these stupid traps.

And yet.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d have to somewhat agree. I grew up in a single parent family and work my ass off all through high school and college. You can’t be out partying all hours of the night when you have to wake up to go to one of your 3 jobs the next morning.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My best friend spent most of his youth going in an out of hospitals. When he wasn’t doing that, he was being used as a tug-o-war between his hippy parents, of which the less responsible wound up winning. And don’t get me started about his brother and sister.

Being an adult got him the heck out of there.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, roast beef sucks.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lost me here.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The twisty thread is a DNA thing.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe the point my distinguished colleague from California is missing is that I did enjoy those things. Stereotypical eighteen-year-old guy activities did not impress me.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer being responsible.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok ok

being 18 sucks..moving on

by slapsy on Jul 8, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The important thing is that I win.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes notes

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wear jeans

and a dress shirt…should do you good

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 8, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually a good idea to just get yourself looking good and roll with that. Probably won’t go wrong with that strategy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drape yourself in velvet.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

a collar shirt…plus your giants jersey on top. Works WONDERS!

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 8, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeans and a t-shirt or a button up.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to take the girls advice

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re cool as long as you’re not wearing a wife beater. Don’t wear a ballcap, either.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t own wifebeater, and I rarely ever wears hats of any kind.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay then!

Have fun, youngster! Have a drink for this old lady.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll try. Hopefully their 21 year old brother is coming.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right, no drinking youngster!

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they are bring something to pregame with. I don’t want to blow a bunch more money at the bar.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am an officer of the court, so I don’t want to hear about any underage drinking, young man!

wink, wink

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha?? That always works for me.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are so many places I could go with this…

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pick one. I’m intrigued.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, it actually wasn’t anything good. I’m now picturing you in a beater, flat-brimmed cap and chain wallet, though.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it. It’ll bring in the youth douchebag demographic.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/turns on radio

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last club I went to, I sported a dirty undershirt, shorts, and my baseball cap. We bribed our way in. I still don’t know why the bouncer let me through, bribe or no.

I was not prepared to go clubbing.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

A dirty undershirt? I can’t figure out what it was that you were prepared for.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much. And then a club girl puked on me. But I got another girl’s number. Weird night.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decent tradeoff

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Annnnnd I never called her.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

typical

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sad nod

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be the 250th guy there wearing jeans and a dress shirt with blue and white vertical stripes.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunglasses: Mandatory.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the perfect douchey pair that my cousin gave me. They are actually really nice. Probably cost him a lot. Shame I don’t wear sunglasses.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daisy Dukes

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get to drive to Oakhurst.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets

were the only team to actually rough up Vogelsong so far. Hopefully the friendly confines of AT&T avoid a redux.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HOU@FLA

Oooh, play at the plate. Mike Stanton tested Hunter Pence on a medium-at-best flyball and Pence threw him out.

by non sequitur on Jul 8, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No collision. Catcher set up a little inside the line and applied a sweep tag.

Stanton did not try to take the catcher out and in fact the broadcasters (the Florida guys, by the way) are indeed talking about the Posey-Cousins incident.

by non sequitur on Jul 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

after I asked about Fontenot and if he was unavailable
JaymeeSireCSN @jp_on_rye Nope, he’s available! Bochy just wanted to give him a day to rest.

agh

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

good to know

but lame

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

tomorrow is another day

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright nerbz

Off for birthday drinking. If you see me commenting on here tonight tell me to get the fuck out of my apartment and do something awesome.

Catch you after a victory, hopefully.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Until then.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Graham’s friend?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I hate him. I’m going with twin girls.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see no reason why you should be dreading this, then.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t find enjoyment in dancing.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you are doing it wrong!

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and mrs. nvsfg agree. I am in the line with the other mouth breathers however.

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by nvsfg on Jul 8, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing our dancing styles are different.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well in 3 years you can do what the majority of us men do…We get drunk and then we don’t care that were dancing.

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 8, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’ve done that.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

then i’m not telling you…to do it again…not telling you this…

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 8, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line, too. A lot more populated than I thought.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me either. Hate it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That a new font? “Sans rhythm, throws your text all over the page, all sizes, all colors, all cray zee!!!”

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

As your elder, please listen to me when I say that learning how to dance/not care that you look like a fool as you dance is a very important social skill.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

But I still don’t find it fun

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you go in to it with social baggage and the expectation of being Dr. Smooth McCoolMoves, then yeah, it’s pretty much zero fun.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I alos just don’t enjoy rubbing up against strangers for 3 sweaty hours.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Smooth McCoolMoves

I couldn’t help it. I lol’d.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're still going to SLO, right?

Fucking deal with it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly though, I’ve basically barely danced. So it’s not a big deal.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your understated contortions are legendary and evocative.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but what about his dancing?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me think of that beer commercial thte ended, “and twins!”

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godamnit. Now I have to drive there and then trust my car to this girl that I don’t trust at all for the drive back.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moment of silence in Arlington.

this shit is still sad.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HOU@FLA, Part II

Topical baseball quiz! The Marlins’ broadcast asks: which do you think of when you think about the space shuttle?

A) Houston, TX
B) Cape Canaveral, FL

by non sequitur on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Houston, we have a problem.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 8, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cape Canaveral.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most people would. I suspect that’s why this question appears on the Marlins’ broadcast and I’m guessing wouldn’t on the Astros’ side.

by non sequitur on Jul 8, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Astros’ audience would probably overwhelmingly answer Houston.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s why they’re called the Astros.

by non sequitur on Jul 8, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anybody would know how to get some Tang, it would be them.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 8, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao
keithlaw L&C: Bautista .375/.603/.950, AG .326/.396/.587. RT @SawxFan15: Compare late-inning clutch hits between the 2 men — which is tough, I know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bautista vs. Gonzalez I take it?

I take like 5 minutes to read Twitter comments.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary moment in DC for Lannan

almost got Joey Martinez’d

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

JohnSheaHey Carlos Beltran hinted he would waive no-trade clause to approve deal to Giants.

I’m beginning to really think that Carlos Beltran is going to end up here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He makes the least sense out of anyone.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s better than every other Giants outfielder.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save maybe Torres.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if can take Rowand’s playing time….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's not ideal

but I’d take his bat in the lineup easily.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But we have so much more room for upgrade at SS, 2nd and C. OF and 3B are really the only positions we aren’t horrible at.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 8, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So consider it done.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont tease me, world

by justhangin on Jul 8, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Beltran said he will fly with the Giants’ traveling party to the All-Star Game on Sunday. #recruitingtrip

Maybe he’ll fly home with them too ;)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Collusion

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be pretty cool

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We started joking about that around here when Bochy named him to the ASTeam. BUT WE WERE JOKING!!!!

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

On one hand, they don’t need another outfielder. On the other, Carlos Beltran.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

instantly the best hitter on the team

by justhangin on Jul 8, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would say most skilled….b/c pablo is a great hitter…but he loves those high strikes

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 8, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sometimes hits the crap out of them.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird

6 outfielder lineup?

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume one of our cheaper OFers gets sent to them. Nate, maybe.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be kinda sad

but I wold do it.

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Although I’d love if they could keep them just so they could have another reason to release Rowand.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would probably sob.

But, I guess I’d get over it. Eventually.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of a sudden I wouldn’t mind if GP wuz rite.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might there be an outfielder going the other way?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see Nate being part of a deal for him.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figure the Mets would want someone younger than Torres.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t have him.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda think Nate is the more valuable long-term property.

by Evan on Jul 8, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure that I disagree.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not totally rational about this stuff.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Torres is a lot closer to my heart.

by Evan on Jul 8, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean I really like Nate and am glad he’s gotten a chance to show he can play a little bit, but Andres really seems to spark the whole offense and his story is so compelling… I don’t know, it’s like deciding which kid to trade away.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, trading for Beltran is a short-term acquisition, so if you think Torres is better now then you give up Nate first.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. Except that the Giants don’t seem to think Torres is better now.

by Evan on Jul 8, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed:

Except that the Giants don’t seem to think Torres is better now.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at PECOTA’s multiyear forecasts … they have Schierholtz plateauing at about this level till 2017! and Torres dropping off steadily from here. Of course Torres is a tough player to project, but he hasn’t exactly proved the bearish projections wrong this season.

by Evan on Jul 8, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

To paraphrase Chili Davis,

PECOTA ain’t God, man.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Nate could be the same thing and is younger. Just makes more sense, for both teams.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Pagan like the same guy?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine having an outfield of Andres’!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the scholarly term is Andreses.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless, lots of hi’s.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Andresi?

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrii

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

If there’s a contest, it gets my vote.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and there’s that, too.

by Evan on Jul 8, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would go from being sad about Nate to being angry. I really like Andres.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be amazing.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muck the fets, Juck the fets, Nuck the fets

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by kezargiants on Jul 8, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
Mrs_McCarthy32 Amanda McCarthy
I just woke up from a nap and inception is on.. Am I still asleep.. Is this part of the design? Let’s go wreck some shit and see…

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I being attacked by 600 guys armed with machine guns? Then no, not a dream.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 8, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

News OT

Betty Ford died today at age 93.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

She was still alive? She was cool, tho, she did some great things. Her husband….

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 8, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was a great athlete and a Bronze Star recipient in WWII?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey he was great for comic relief. He was president when I was of an age that adored slapstick comedy. Golf ball!!! Airplane hatch!! Look out!!!

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by Merope on Jul 8, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Gerald Ford, but to each his or her own.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not smooth, if that’s something one cares about.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was an amazing woman.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 8, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say

I guess now that’s she’s gone I can talk about our weekend in Belize

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before or after Gerald died?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or perhaps I should say “Leslie.”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please!
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Remember what must happen for Carlos Beltran trade to happen: Mets would probably have to eat $5-$7 million—and take Grade B-/C+ prospect.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

and take Grade B-/C+ prospect

Please let this be true.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow

He’s making $18.5 million this year….

uh

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

That’s Zitoian.

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by kdl on Jul 8, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But…Carlos Beltran!!

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season’s half over though.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR porn:

Beltran-Torres-Schierholtz

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 8, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about some batting instead?

Burrell – Torres – Beltran

With Ross or Schierholtz as the floating 4th (depending on who might be gone), and Rowand DFA if not tradeable.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
OAKLAND WOULD BE SELLERS AT THE TRADE DEADLINE. UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM NO TEAM IN THE LEAGUE IS IN NEED OF PILES OF DOG SHIT

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by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know about that. What’s Dog Shit’s UZR at 2B?

by Hyoton on Jul 8, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They already traded their 2B

and he became Chase Utley right after they traded him

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol A’s, but even more lol Giants because now Utley is in our division.

by non sequitur on Jul 8, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But lol Rockies because they’re still like a million games back.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies got this, don’t worry guys.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're becoming a small miracle of ineptness.

This is shaping up as the second consecutive season of drastically underperforming their reasonable expectations from career values. They should have dominated the division last season, and been breathing down the Giants’ collective neck this one. Not that anyone here is unhappy about it.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

About the same as Burriss’.

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by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would could light in on fire and drop it on Mike Adams’s doorstep

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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who says no first?

Eric Surkamp and Tommy Joseph for Beltran

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 8, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants probably, but I could see it being done.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 8, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, god. Sabean. Sabean.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe just one of surkamp and joseph?

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 8, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They employ Scott Hairston

I am against this.

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by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea what's going to happen at the trading deadline

The only thing I’m certain of is Tony Reagins will find a way to pick up Albert Haynesworth’s contract.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm off

Keep it real homies

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 8, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I will keep it fake.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 8, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I will help, for I’m not sure El Person is up to the job.

(In saying this I mean no deprecation, of course, toward people of any certain age or attitude.)

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful, Graham

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't do anything Lars wouldn't do!

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by speckops on Jul 8, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t do anything Lars wouldn’t do!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Another theoretical Beltran option: Swap for pricey veteran climbing arb. ladder. J.Sanchez (3.81 ERA, 1.45 WHIP) will make about $8-9 m ’12

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 8, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Olney said it

therefore it won’t happen

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re talking. I’d be happy with that.

by Evan on Jul 8, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ogt up

don’t get cropped

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by son of ggf on Jul 8, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Obsessive Giants Tumescent?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really didn’t need to read that.

by Evan on Jul 8, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like Beltran for the rest of this year but I’d be afraid sabean would give him a silly extension and we’d end up with another rowand on our hands.

Never in doubt.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 8, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NEED SOME ADVICE

Which beer should I pick up for tonight?

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 8, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Rheingold is no longer an option.

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by owlcroft on Jul 8, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

Brandon Crawford is a white dude!

He’d probably pick up a Mickey’s.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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