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Please don’t blow it Giants

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t want to reopen the other thread to link to this one, someone else do it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll do it

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok you do it

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll do it

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do it!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a very good thing that I can’t do it.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

a good minion would do it

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 6, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBNation is crashing

under the weight of Brian Wilson’s awesome

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 6, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s all of SBNation

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was all of SBNation

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t log in for a couple minutes

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's win it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Bowties are cool

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I gave up in the 7th and went to watch something else only to come here and find out that the game was tied. That’ll show me.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bill LOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Godammit Sb nation is slow

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit Hall.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pecos Bill Hall . . .

The slowest hand west of the Alamo.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...
Is Brooks messed up?

Trying to look at the zo

ne plots for this game and they will not load up right.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh screw you, formatting.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg i made it over from the other thread!

/chopped

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Hall

I can’t wait until you’re DFA’d when Fontentot comes back.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bill Hall has prodigious warning track power

when he’s not striking out, that is

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OK i think the Arrested Westeros magic has run out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

they r getting rly annoying

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 6, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you r getting rly annoying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Torres

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He wants to have options

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

his lack of range is prodigious, though

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 6, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be a great time for a Torres dinger, then he could spike a ball in Chad Qualls’s face

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SB Nation is slow. Give your post time

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now . . .

and forever.

Let it be Gallo.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit Torres

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy

the 75 mph lefty. Giants can NEVER hit those guys

by lexluth7 on Jul 6, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be cool with a walk, Torres.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

or a limp k. that would work.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Jul 6, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Would be a great time for Crawford’s first HR at home

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol today

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

today

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t know, but he does have a silly mustache

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is happening with this site

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Hop Ons

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this inning.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

LOL SBN

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

this could have been a vastly different game had bumgarner gotten wilson’s strike zone

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bum hasnt learned the art of bribery yet

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

...perhaps

/hanging slider ends up in the cove

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 6, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

o/

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

here

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the away team going to hit a walk-off?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The site is so slow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

needs more russell ripping out the newscaster's spine

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

just found it

new ban image

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is it?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line for violent imagery

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess i could have just linked to it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I'm a mod so I do what I want

dealwithit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Is this seriously what this show is about? How is this the biggest show on HBO?!

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 6, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This site is unclutch

just when we need it……

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Asked if he had any advice for Dunn, Canseco said Dunn should just swing harder and more often.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Would be a great time for Crawford’s first HR at home

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

perhaps in the 14th

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 6, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you write this 10 minutes ago?

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe this will be the year that the Giants finally win the WS

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 6, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so Romo,

No hangers! Ever!

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s just a nod

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jul 6, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha this site has gone berzerk

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey it looks like it’s not lagging anymore

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

nope nevermind

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

Hall is gone

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

he already was

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can only do this for so long

before we BB someone and they steal 2 bases and we have a PB. Like I said, if we lose, I blame Huff.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Or another

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

they showed him video of Huff batting and Affeldt pulled something

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Romo look extra skinny right now?

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I noticed that over the weekend

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the illegal drugs he got from D***** A*****

by Hyoton on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

And extra awesome!

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Doc Roberts’ cancer gone completely now?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOotTTTTTT ROMO!

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

So can I get a Ross or Burrell PH please?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s his HOBP?

by ianbart on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck if I know

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One hop, two hop . . .

 . . . three hop, four.

So . . . things slow around here?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that from a halloween wig placard?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Giants!!!!

Thank God for Andres’ 3 hits. Who will save us now??

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lol tejada

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda, Huff, Burris up

C’mon Panda homer, we could use a walk off HR for once.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t go 21 innings

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

we need a baserunner. Please don’t swing wildly for the fences.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Creepy Grant
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Mmmmm, that’s a purty lil’ ERA you got there, Josh Spence. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 6, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants will get him a negative ERA!

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuuuuuuck

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

attay boy Panda

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Mac was pretty funny with the Headley Hundley talk this morning

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Pablo, how did you take that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ok that was nasty

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something, Huff!!!

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 6, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base, Huff

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the game that never ends….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 6, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF DADDY!! HOPPED ON BASE!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

hey

The rollover to the right side finally paid off

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Spence?

Seriously? this is the dude from Australia who was pitching for ASU a couple of years ago. Certainly we can hit better than UCLA.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt is angry.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you hit every ball to 2nd, some of them will actually make it through for hits

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You're gonna get some hop-ons

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That works

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish he’d done that earlier.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

he could walk…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we don't win this game right here with Spence on the mound THEN I will start believing

the Padres have a jynx on us. There is no way this guy should be in the majors.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

is Burriss really hitting instead of Burrell?

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid autocorrect on the lineup card. :(

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by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Burris

:(

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Go away Manny

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Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking worthless Burriss.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

on a fucking 2-0 pitch

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Together, we’re Giant

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 6, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Burris needs to DFA

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I love these Giants

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by James Brady on Jul 6, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

You must be a Padres fan.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss gotta go

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s our 5th place hitter!!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURRISS, WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THIS TEAM???

GO HOME, YOU’RE NOT IMPRESSING ANYONE!!!!!

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 6, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

can we find a way to get rid of both?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hall

Burris is showing some signs of defense

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 6, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But just barely. Manny should go next.

by surewhynot on Jul 6, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

both

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hall

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by EricW on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss doesn't belong in the majors.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

On the plus side

mrore Romo.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He already tripled his normal workload in the 11th

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 6, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear him Roam!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Romo is in. Cool.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

when hell frezzes over

and Posey said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Jul 6, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss...

In all seriousness, how many times can Bochy keep running this asshole out there? He doesn’t belong in the major leagues.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He seems like a fine person. He’s just not good at baseball.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither does half are lineup

and Posey said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they aren’t.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss seems like a nice guy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And cute

but hes not so good at playing baseball.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heart of the Padres lineup

Check swing single, error, Sac Fly. Ballgame. Defenestration.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants ERA: 3.26. Padres ERA: 3.27

Why haven’t we won yet?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they have a great lineup…

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Why hasn’t Burrell pinch hit at any point tonight?

by MoreHeartThanBrains on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PH the last 2 games though

by MoreHeartThanBrains on Jul 6, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

is tired from last night

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BARTLETT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by pwoper on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

This beer an inning thing I got going on is really starting to catch up

by hankmoody on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 6, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

this

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol FLEM

“Bobbling a lot of balls lately”

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

Tejada our best 2B until Frodo comes back? /sigh

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Choose two:

Tejada
Hall
Burriss
Crawford

by surewhynot on Jul 6, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

tejada crawford

no doubt

and Posey said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

when is frodo due back

and Posey said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Jul 6, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard could be as soon as Friday

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, A. Gonzalez

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by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If Burris hits .176 from the right side, what makes Bork think he’s a switch hitter?

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by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I know, but I just looked it up. 3 hits all year right handed.

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by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet the other part of you is also surprised it’s that high

by Daver321 on Jul 6, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure, but I’m guessing it’s the same part of his brain that makes him think Burriss belongs in the majors.

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by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it’s the way that he looks at him, or all of the subtle hints Burriss drops

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO FINISH HIM

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo you magnificent bastard

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by pwoper on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, Scott Rownad and Stew in the bottom of the inning. Get ready Padres!!! (lol)

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

feeling pretty good about that...

Nate ready for clutchness…
Rownad too…hey, rowand haters, he’s actually not been doing so bad.

by fredDEE on Jul 6, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUYAKA BUYAKA

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is awesome11!

And dimples, too.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo should get more innings

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by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell better PH for Stewart

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 6, 2011 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Nate!

Im tired and I wanna go to bed.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Gambino. 2-0 so far in the season.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGANATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The GREAT

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GREAT!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!

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by pwoper on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGA

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW JUST HIT IT TO THE OUTFIELD CONSECUTIVELY DAMN IT

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate was my pre-game pick to click

Not sure who Hawk and Wimpy had

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course Venable cuts that off

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If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the end in sight? Is this the moment we’ve waited for? And so on?

by Seasick fish on Jul 6, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ernesto Frieri… Claude Dinkleheimer… Joe Schmoe… Every no-namer on their team has a low 3 ERA.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

DO NOT K

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/slider in the dirt

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching for the strike out here….

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

execute

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

“What will Rowand do?”
/immediately swings through outside fastball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GJ Scott

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

bunt with Rowand, safety squeeze with Stewart

or something

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Scott

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand — great at bat.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PTB please

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

CROSS?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they going to let Stewart hit for himself here?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that didn’t completely suck.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Annie

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It really isn’t that freaky.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well done rowand

the 60 mill was worth it

and Posey said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Cody.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Callin’ in the boss

by Seasick fish on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross and Burrell

I like it.

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by pwoper on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fulgently productive.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Vogelsong getting his batting stuff together in the dugout?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN

I would have picked Burrel over Ross

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross has been doing not good lately.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been lost when hitting with runners on

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Ross in this situation. I’d rather have Pat-The Bat

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If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

When you want contact at all costs?

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat t

he Bat gets walked intentionally and Ross GIDP

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with your assertion

and would like to subscribe to your news letter.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Cody

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Martin Sheen

src=“http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/05/martin-sheen1.jpg”/>

and Posey said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

fail.

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

God dammit, Ross.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked like a patented first pitch Ross pop up there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SQUEEZE!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

swinging for the pop-up?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Cody!

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Why don’t they walk Ross and Burrell IBB?

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I want a fucking win, and I’m not greedy about how we get it.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT K

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s cooked

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, we’re going 13.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah…

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

just hit it forward

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody has not done well so far in the season in these situations

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch was too right down the middle for him to swing I guess… ?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross is going to K

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants always fail to sacrifice

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by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK IT ALL ROSS

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by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oh brother Cody

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You fucking idiot Cody.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

shiiiii

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by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck seriously Ross

by Hyoton on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking horrible wow

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by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hack Hack Hack

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

fml

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by James Brady on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMIT CODY

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

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by pwoper on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time I see the fucking catcher move his fucking glove up, I know the fucking Giants hitter is giong to swing right through it.

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

lol i feel the same way haha

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sure ain’t gonna take it.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross is a damn hacker

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by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Cody. :(

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by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

happy thoughts

ross has helped before

and Posey said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON PTB. Be creepy.

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

PtB

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucked, Cody

Come on PtB

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by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross is not a good situational hitter.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It was clear to all god’s children after three pitches that Ross was going to swing at the fourth pitch wherever it might be.

So he threw it very high.

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by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why Bonds should still be on the bench

by Into the Void on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s only a matter of time… BLB will be a batting coach.

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. What an at bat. Him and Burriss should get together after the game and have a drink.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Pat!

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

finish this shit off Burrell

by sfoakbay on Jul 6, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Now PTB will hit a long fly

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by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

or K

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuc

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by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

DUDE WTF WAS THAT SHIT

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Burrell

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes it seems like the Giants hitters think the strike zone is knees to eyes.

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ankles to eyes for Sandoval

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by kiririn on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, tonight the strike zone has been like 4 inches above the dirt

by Into the Void on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this AB is off to a great start.

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

execute creepy.exe

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ram Ram or Affeldt?

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Abed

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by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

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by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Bat

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we please get a balk or a WP?

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I could be surprised that the Giants aren’t going to score here, but I’m not.

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Nate didn't hit a triple

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No…the Giants would just find a way to strand him at 3rd.

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Rowand whiffs at slider

by sfoakbay on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn it PtB

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by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah…

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

There it is.

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking CHOKE!!

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by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

well that was suprisingly predicatble

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by SerraGiant on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, Cody is so easy to read

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by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well....

that was two “fails” on the ole coin

by Hyoton on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Right after Burrell hit that, my dog got up out of his bed, stretched and walked out of the room. Even he’s disgusted.

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course they don’t score with a runner on 3rd less than 2 outs.

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by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you for failing Gambino.

Damn you

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

God fucking damn it

What the hell is it with the Giants and their inability to do anything with leadoff doubles? I bet we lead the majors in stranding them.

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

It’s 2009 all over again. Pitcher plus Panda

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is excruciating.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

im never gunna make it to the gym tonight

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

nah its 24 hours

but i gotta work in the morning also

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

sorry i didnt get it

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Addictive in the way Solitaire is addictive when you’re bored at work. You want to stop playing, your brain is fried, you’re strung out and hallucinating, but you can’t stop until you win just one fucking game.

I want to stop watching the Giants in that same way.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least pablo is due up 3rd next inning

hopefully with a runner on

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucker Bork!!!!!

how many times do you need to see Cody fail with a runner at 3rd base with less than two outs to know it is a bad fucking idea? I have now gone from blaming Huff for this loss to blaming Bochy.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

PTB didn’t strike out, but yeah..

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you really wanted him to PH for Ross?

by MoreHeartThanBrains on Jul 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PF is all over the Cody Ross: Choker angle.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never seen someone who is marginally successful in normal circumstances

be so fucking awful with the 3rd base occupied, less than 2 outs scenario. He becomes a different hitter.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How quickly we forget.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you must be referring to the 2010 post season. right?

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross career:

.788 OPS

With men on 3rd, less than 2 out: .900 OPS

lulz

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, PTB should have gone before Ross.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also, but I can’t say it matters that much.

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by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

just give me somebody who can make contact in that situation.

Seriously. This is the 10th pitcher on the Friars staff. This is the equivalent of facing Mota. MAKE FUCKING CONTACT CODY!!!

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

How close was Rowand's flyball of being a hit

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a fly ball.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday made it look like it was 2 inches from going out

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never got excited.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can anyone tell me who Ernesto fucking Frieri is?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Paulo’s son?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres fans down here hate him.

by MoreHeartThanBrains on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can make some Rockin’ Awesome Tacos.

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by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So

he had two meatballs to hit and hit a pop up

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

it’s still spring training for Burrell.

by Daver321 on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it wasn’t that bad, I guess

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by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the number #3 and #5 pitches were right down the middle?

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by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean it glances off the second baseman for a triple

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S RIDICULOUS HOW THE GIANTS FAIL TO SCORE WITH LESS THAN TWO OUTS AND A RUNNER ON THIRD

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by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Good times

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But these are the Padres!

Perfectly harmless

Oh hell yes.

by dba on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict a cheap Padresball run this inning.

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I just really wish Pat had gone up to bat first

Cody really seems to psych himself out in situational hitting AB’s. I had a lot more confidence in Pat getting a flyball to the OF, and Cody getting a 2 out hit, rather than the other way around.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It would have just happened in reverse

Pat would have popped out to SS and Ross would have K’d

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Cody Ross is really terrible in situational at bats. He’s never come through situationally, ever.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does seem to have worse at bats when he has to move a runner over or with a man on 3rd and 1 out.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross with RISP and 2 outs: .179/.281/.357 (32 PAs)

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

32 PAs

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

RISP and 2 out numbers tend to be pretty low anyway though.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no. I wasn’t being serious. Ross is fucking boss, stupid 2011 microsample or not.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

RE:

 Man on 3rd, < 2 outs – .154 avg, .308 OPS

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

When a guy’s swinging at pitches above his helmet and spitting on ones right down the middle, you know he’s in a funk. That was a bad time to put him in the game.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

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by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Nighttrain

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

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by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m trying to mentally assemble the most inept lineup I can imagine by pulling players from the entire league, and it looks awfully similar to the Giants lineup.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Just take out Panda and insert Tejada and Hall

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants lineup – Pablo + Chone Figgins

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by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Jeter is to Tejada what Bonds is to Michael Tucker.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any Padres players (assuming they aren’t playing the Giants)

by surewhynot on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres hitters have been looking like just about the best thing since sliced bread this series.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Finding Nemo reference?

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by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, Kruk was saying it…

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

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by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did that miss?

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently outside

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the ump was paralyzed because it cut so hard.

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This feels like a bullpen measuring contest

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Position players are warming up to pitch

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by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see this happen...

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by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKAY NOW SCORE A FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

yay defense

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by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Great non-play by Lopez there.

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by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres – Crawford – Sandoval

We can score, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Not if the Padres use Heath Bell

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/unassisted triple play

by sfoakbay on Jul 6, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants actually getting on base for a triple play?

lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need the Seagulls to start pooping on the Padre's heads

Maybe then they wont notice the soft grounders the Giants are hitting to them

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Giants

just score a half of a run. You can piece it together for a full run in the 14th!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How I feel about this game

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man that looks so good right now

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

unnecessary sub line

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 6, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surely, this will be the inning!

If it isn’t, I think my body might shut down before we reach our conclusion. I’ve got an awful headache and it’s 1:45 here and I don’t know how much more Padres/Giants baseball I can withstand.

by Seasick fish on Jul 6, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

gamer

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 6, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Giants

Beat. The. Fucking. Padres.

NOW.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 6, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

P.S.

Like once? Please?

Pablo- Eats shoots and leaves.
When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.

by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally #KanyeShrug

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ITS FUCKING 145 ON THE EAST COAST WIN THIS FUCKING GAME ALREADY

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice, taking the hanging curveball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants, don’t let this Guy Fieri fellow beat you!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Takes a minute to win it!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just hop on base, anyone

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Takes the hanging breaking ball, swings at the high fastball.

Giants baseball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit motherfucking Cody & PtB

Go take your veteran useless hitting skills, go grab a bat and beat the shit out of a helpless water cooler. It will good for both of you to actually hit something again.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

let's face it

we’ve squeezed all of the offense we are going to get out of Andres tonight

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

let's face it

we’ve squeezed all of the offense we are going to get out of Andresthe Giants tonight

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ze bullpen wants MOAR RUNZ!

by surewhynot on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Captain Renault

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Round up the usual suspects.

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like any other man, only more so.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good take

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Now’s about the time where I’m surveying our lineup for someone, anyone, who can hit a homerun… But I’m not finding anyone.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda,

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda.

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on deck

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

a Beltran would be nice

by justhangin on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate hit a home run earlier in this game.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s our ration for this week.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if Crawford

has a good eye or is locked up

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He has a good eye

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh…fouling off stuff

by Hyoton on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

good eye

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's had good PA's since coming up

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

as opposed to bad at bats?

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about moral victories?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got your moral victory right here.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Friars' Freiri

who in the fuck does this guy think he is? Some random Chicago Cubs reliever?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford’s having a good battle, but I just don’t know if he can actually drive anything.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WEEEEEEEE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRACRAW!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

If Crawford hits a triple...

..Cain should pinch squeeze…

Hmmm…a squeeze you know is coming, can it be effective?

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Craw!

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Whenever someone takes a pitch, I find myself saying "Good eye, good eye!"

Too many Little League games…

Pablo- Eats shoots and leaves.
When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.

by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAPPED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

What a battle.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Craw!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

if he caught that I would have turned it off

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a trap!

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

TARP

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMON PANDA

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

…it just goes on and on my friends
somebody started playing it
not knowing what it was
and they’ll continue playing it forever just because…

.
.
.
…this is the game that never ends
it just goes

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY RENAULT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO PABLO!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

If Crawford had a little more power, he would be awesome

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

also less swing and miss

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAW CRAW!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just concerned that Pablo’s power is still down since the surgery.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

someone is negative tonight

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t his slugging % increased since he came back?

Also, that drive, 415 feet to triples alley off a ball 8 inches off the ground tells me he will be o.k.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are they even pitching to him. would you?

by justhangin on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Padre'd

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, fuck

I’ll take it.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s some weirdness! Weirdness is the key to victory, from what I’ve observed.

by Seasick fish on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

bah!

padre’d out of a 1st and 3rd situation

by Brannigan's Law on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!!!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

what a big surprise….another break for the Padres.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY TROLLFACE RENAULT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s flip it over and burn it!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay...

how are the Giants going to screw this up now.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the GIDP

Your 2010 World Champions - San Francisco LOLGiants

by DividedByZero on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean

GITP

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over the building, through the McDonalds, under the bridge, off the backstop… Nothing but inning ending double play.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Aubrey get a hit

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

didn't Panda homer off of this guy on Monday?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP coming up

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The trouble of course is that Aubrey Huff just hasn’t been able to do anything this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

Oh Giants v. Padres games

by surewhynot on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Clean-up Hitter Up!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

probably would be 1st and 3rd if he didnt deflect it. fuckin lucky

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Huff

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Is SB Nation back to normal?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

define normal

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it's fine now

/knock on wood

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit!

Such a fucking typical Padres game!

Pablo- Eats shoots and leaves.
When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.

by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is K'ing

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing to worry about . . .

Aubrey Huff is up!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

this will end in spectacular failure

by sfoakbay on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

please dont k

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is the goat of the game so far

he needs a hit to save him AND Bork

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HUFF WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Aubrey

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DO YOU TAKE THAT PITCH YOU FUCKING MORON?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you referring to the inside fast ball that clean up hitter are supposed to rake?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes I was.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ, we have to rely on Tejada?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit, it's Burriss?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if that's worse

or better. or the same.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right Down The Middle

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Howard'd

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hrm...

Were they stealing signs?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

And there it

should have bunted

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least it wasn’t a DP

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This game will never end

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

it will go on and on my friends

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the matter with Aubrey?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m done with Aubrey Huff.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

um

fastball down the gut is usually a good pitch to swing at with 2 strikes

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

oh hey it’s Burriss!

by sfoakbay on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Manny

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I just laughed up my water

Kuip: “Emmanuel Burriss…has the chance to send everybody home”

by Hyoton on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Easier than gagging up one’s whiskey.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss… Why did I anxiously look forward to the guy coming up after Huff…?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

On to the 14th

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

was that on 3 pitches?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

looking too

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

motherfucking Huff.

He is actually exceeding my hatred for Tejada and Cody hitting with men on 3rd base with less than 2 outs.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the DP

again

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda hard to do

with 2 outs

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll find a way

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good rip there Burris….splash hit!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the hell is Ibn Battuta????

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by Merope on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHYYYYYYYY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING TO US?

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by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Emmanuel Burriss can hardly square up a fastball, sadly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork, nice double switch

didn’t I say that last inning when Burriss choked?

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss sucks

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

CHRIST FUCK

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We never had a chance

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by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, saw the catcher stand up, knew Burriss was going to swing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The high catcher’s glove strikes again.

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"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This is so damn frustrating!
“Were never gonna score! Were never gonna score” -Beavis

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Catcher standing = strike out

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

right

didn’t see that coming

by hankmoody on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck it, Padres you can have this dumb game

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Once you guys started responding to my rally concern trolling, it went to shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe rally concern trolling was the problem.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WORKED FOR CRAWFORD AND PABLO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ignores jponry and her ilk

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Craw would have been stranded at 3rd anyway

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants will be the first team

to strand someone at home.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Buster Posey

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

too soon?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Strike out looking and swinging

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

a thanksgiving feast

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t ask the Giants hitters, they’ve never watched one.

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

red eyes

cotton mouth

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2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morning glory.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

Jon didn’t even sound sad or surprised. Just matter of factly – “high fastball, struck him out swinging.”

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hears that, too. Funny

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

High fastballs are the new backfoot sliders

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by Chulk on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems like after every game I say to myself

“no chance the Giants keep him up after this game.”

but of course he is there, HE IS ALWAYS THERE

FUCKER

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

SONOFABITCHCOCKSUCKINGMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Here,

let’s share a fatty, Gs.

It’ll give us some perspective.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Useless fucking Burris and Huff

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to open a beer..

Is 34 strikeouts in a game a record?

by Garrelts89 on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the seventh time in major league history that both teams have struck out 17 times.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If nothing else maybe this pathetic piece of shit of a game will get the FO to DO SOMETHING!!!!!

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by Merope on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/accidental DFA Sandoval

by Hyoton on Jul 6, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marlins snatch him.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t ever want to see Burriss in a Giants uniform again. And I’m not just saying that because I’m pissed off. He’s so fantastically not exciting.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I had to think about that one for a sec.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

Each team has struck out seventeen times tonight!

Wait, that’s not all that fun.

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by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey...

..perhaps we can get Frodo into this game! We will probably still be playing it on Friday.

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It would have been nice if a proven hitter had come through there.
I don’t feel like it’s reasonable to be mad at Burriss.

Still, eff that guy.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Along with that rain-delayed Detroit game, the Giants are playing late into the night

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by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS but go Giants, let us win this.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The Huff Burris hole is a major rally killer. Giants have to get it done before those two come up.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda feel bad for burriss at the point

He has no business being in the majors, but he’s constantly being put in situations where his chance of succeeding are minimal.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

it's embarrassing that a first place team has given him 121 PA, mostly in the 2nd spot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only good that can come of this is that the coaches will see once and for all who belongs in the Show and who doesn’t. Unfortunately, if we got rid of all the people that don’t belong here, we literally wouldn’t be able to field a team.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were ever going to figure it out, it would have happened a long time ago.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhh. Glass half full right now.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that Burriss hasn’t gone on a single hot streak all year, but he ‘s still batting 2nd, leaves me a bit skeptical they’ll figure that out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeap

40 for 40

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that show.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

40 for 40?

That’s Bizarro Burriss!

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by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobblin’ Burriss

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manic Manny

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eratic Emanuel

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

forever

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Invent Help.

“Most inventions do not make profit.”

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by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 6, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

God if the Giants lose…

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lol “if”

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOPEZ!

FINISH HIM

Oh hell yes.

by dba on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TV people

Are there still people in the stands? 60% 50%

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bleachers look pretty full

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

K Lopez

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by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants - 17 Ks 1 BB

just load up all of the position players on a bus and drive the motherfucker off of a cliff.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

panda/torres?

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could you do that to Tejada?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants pitchers have 18 strikeouts

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

19

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Olbermann just told me to read his blog

by kingofthacove on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

if you are like me

tell Olbermann to stop being a blog whore and go fuck himself. That’s what I did.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez looks nasty

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Pablo- Eats shoots and leaves.
When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.

by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Mad Bum

He shouldn’t have given up 5 runs.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss

Can’t wait until he is off this team. He is the most worthless baseball player I have ever seen.

by DFA Velez on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I find your username funny in light of your post.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are wasting some fine reflief pitching.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This feels like a very Giants/Padres game

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres just look overmatched

And the Giants are getting men on but not cashing them in.

So you know this game is going to end on a solo home run from some shitty Hairston equivalent.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Walkoff hit on a missed Denorfia dive.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many more K's before we beat the record?

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

My dog just started barking downstairs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a sign of the coming Apocalypse?

Cause I’d be totally ok with it at this point.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flea . . .

Salmonella!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough K space!

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What does a hat K mean?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

we are playing the padres?

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

our relievers are really, really good

by sfoakbay on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

*MOST* of our relievers are very very good

Pablo- Eats shoots and leaves.
When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.

by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hat trick of k's

3 k’s

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAVI

FINISH HIM

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Cantaloupe!

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

atta boy

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW!!

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by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh right, thats why we all still like Torres.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres with the D

TWSS

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

what are we up to 35?

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz 2nd 7th inning stretch

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I NEED TO SLEEP

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU’LL SLEEP WHEN YOU’RE DEAD!!! THIS IS BASEBALL TO BE BORED OVER!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll tell your grandkids about how boring this series was someday!

by Seasick fish on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope to never remember this series

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a Giants fan on the east coast sucks.

by kingofthacove on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I HEAR YOU DUDE

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you mean, I did it for 10 years.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much I dislike GIants hitters

I love Giants pitchers

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by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, Scott Rownad and Stew in the bottom of the inning. Get ready Padres!!! (lol)

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

whiteside

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and...... on to the 15th

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

deja vu

same as the 12th inning…

by fredDEE on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Lopez is great.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Say, what is the record for most K’s in a game?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

40

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Jul 6, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORE A FUCKING RUN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man that’s gonna be a complete meltdown here.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

already out of the game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Followed by Hinshaw.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t lie, that would be hilarious

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be funny if he got the W.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love when position players have to pitch

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprising

after all, statistically, these are the two worst rosters of position players offensively ever assembled in one stadium.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate walk off please.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

AHEM

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong promo made me think the game was over or something.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This game has been over for 6 innings

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone swing for the fences!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

except Huff

he doesn’t swing

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My strategy worked!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate, let's get it done!

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Something tells me I wouldn’t hate Torres so much if other people were picking up the slack offensively and I could just enjoy the way he plays centerfield.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

you hate Torres?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly? My feelings about this team are frayed and confused. These guys perplex me.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get in line.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hop on base!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this guy used to be good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s going to make Rowand look terrible

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally......

Whatever. Just win this game.

Oh hell yes.

by dba on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt is hurt.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said he was available I thought…

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh noes

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Kay/K images for the Giants tonight. Might start a rally….

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it shouldn’t because the Giants bullpen is awesome, but it bothers me that the Padres got this guy for free.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE SCHIERHOILTZ 2 HR AT HOME IN ONE GAME?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!!!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK OFF

WALK OFF
2 HR for Nate!

by Hyoton on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAH!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!! NATE!!!!!!

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NASTY NATE!

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NAAAAATE!!!!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!

wow

Pablo- Eats shoots and leaves.
When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.

by josematan on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE! MY SAVIOR! OUR SAVIOR!

I can sleep now!

Hooray, Giants! Hooray, Nate! Hooray, sleep!

by Seasick fish on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

First 2-home run game by Nate?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

according to Dave, yes, it was.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE SHEERCLUTCH!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to hug him too!

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

absolute meatball

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

weeeeeeeeeee weee weeee

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

NATE!!!!!

X2

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake baby lol

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

out of all the Amy Pond gifs you could use, you’d use pregnant Amy?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

dancing.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if there’s a gif out there of a non-pregnant, super-short wearing Amy dancing.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

PONYTAIL

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...

I think its a prosthetic.

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Total adrenaline drain

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm almost disappointed that I won't get to see Rowand hit off of that guy

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I was thinking "Hit a home run!"

And it worked!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Good for you, little yoshifan.

/rubs head

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friendship is magic!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUGGANATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I could watch this gif forever

by dougsaucy on Jul 6, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaah

And then God created Saturn ... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. ... Always a ninja
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by James Brady on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I was on the play Nate bandwagon for a long time! So happy for him!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been on the Nate bandwagon since 09. Hi5!

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate was like, “Yeah, I can’t trust these fuckers to drive me in this time.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

INTO THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!!!

Too tired for pgw.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Tdaddyneal Ok #NateTheGreat swing it #ISupportThat walk-off

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

psst. . .

he’s real

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

“That ah-eh-eh-was amazing”

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Kuip totally didn’t believe it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well said.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

xz

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol i laugh every time

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT SBNATION LAGGED ON ME AGAIN

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

.278/.330/.440

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

#ISupportThat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could get used to that line

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he can hit like that with that defense, he could start.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making Cody Ross superflous

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEAL ME RAPTORNATE

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate - my pick to click came through

saving Bork, Huff, PtB, Burriss, Cody and some others I have already forgotten about. Nate and the bullpen came through!!! also, nice game Andres!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

thats hilarious

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That paper has Manny’s line on it.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that was a fucking high HR too

Tough to hit it out when it gets that high in RF

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm?

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the Giants walk-off wins have been at home.
All the Giants walk-off losses have been away.

CONSPIRACY?

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants now lead the league in walk offs at home!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 6, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were three chances...

…none of them happened though…

The Marlins played the Mariners in Seattle as the home team.

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rigged.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid lag… I can’t comment
but still… JUGGERNATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2011 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

I believe 36 combined is the new NL record for strikeouts in an extra inning game.
The record is 40 in a 21 inning Red Sox / As game in 1971.

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Jul 6, 2011 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

the loveliness of paris...

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

the glory that was rome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is of another day.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been terribly alone

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and forgotten in Manhattan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going home to my city by the bay

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I left my heart in San Francisco

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

high on a hill, it calls to me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be where little cable cars

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The morning fog may chill the air

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

my love waits there

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

In San Francisco

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and windy seaaaaaa!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i come hooooooooooooome to youuuuuuuuuuuu san franciscooooooooooo

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

your golden sun

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

for me

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

will shine

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR ME

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be where little cable cars...

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 6, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHAT?

I went out today, got home thinking “Hey, lets check how another lousy padres pitcher got a no hitter” on the Giants.

Opened MLB.com, saw the Bot 14th there, tought “What the fuck? Let´s watch it.”.

Once MLB.tv loaded, the first thing I saw was the ball floating in the water.

TROLOLOLOLOL THANKS JUGGERNATE

by Ralha on Jul 6, 2011 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Except for parts here and there.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the spike at the end before the HR?

by Hyoton on Jul 6, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez getting the side

by surewhynot on Jul 6, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of fries or cole slaw?

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laugher

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how the Padres were literally never favorites after the 9th inning.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they never got on base after the 9th inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Good way to win.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it has to do with home field.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the way it works when your bullpen is nails.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t mean to be snarky; I’m sure you know that. And yeah, it’s awesome.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this show on Netflix? I need to watch it.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negative.

Can get it from the Amazon Marketplace on DVD for $12, though.

by Every6thDay on Jul 6, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s way too difficult.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it. It’s hilarious

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably will.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever I finish BSG.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I have my Season 1 DVD with me, every morning and every night constitutes a one-man party.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donde Esta La bibliotequa?

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

la biblioteca con la pornografia?

Nate says: GAME, SET, MATCH CHAD QUALLS MOTHERFUCKER!!! SPIKE THAT BALL YOU FATASS!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

What a MOFO game

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 6, 2011 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE now has a career high (6) in home runs in a season after tonight

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Savor it. Every last second.

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's right

let’s all just calm the fuck down.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

About as rare as a WS

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay going another game up on the DBacks!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate Schierhioltz is trending in the bay area!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What about Nate Schierholtz?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lolz, reporter just asked Bork if he'd consider putting Nate in cleanup

Shows that the Huff feelings are maybe not limited to the McCoven…

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I don’t think anyone would mistake Huff for not being terrible this year.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please don't let this happen...

He’s a perfect 5-7 hitter, maybe a good #2 if he could walk a bit more or strikeout a bit less.

by Every6thDay on Jul 6, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boch got all flustered on that question

by kimmyg on Jul 6, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz at clean-up LOLOLOLOL no

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 6, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, but

what about Nate Schierholtz?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SSSS

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Stars of the game

4 Torres 2T Nate 2T Panda 1 Bullpen

by Oren Kreps on Jul 6, 2011 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My players of the game

NATE
PABLO
BULLPEN
CRAWFORD
POSEY!!!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey in the booth provided some optimism

to offset Flemings negative vibe. He is really starting to piss me off.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. Fleming’s negative vibe is annoying you?

by Hyoton on Jul 6, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says the dude bagging on Ross.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow . . .

Jon got all post-season excited on that Pablo double.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jul 6, 2011 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Well the crowd was extra hyped today for whatever reason

I think that helped Jon and Flem get into it.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 6, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

His call was great.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 6, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sensational . . .

Kinda funny how on both Kuip and Flem’s calls of the walk-off they both clearly thought the ball wasn’t going to go out . . . and then it did!

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jul 6, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think it was going either.

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably doing research for “if teams were vegetables.”

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

or Rusty as player of the game… Since if there is no rusty, Venable catches that ball…

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chard

ranks first in the SNB power rankings.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has to write one from scratch; none of his ten pre-prepared Padres-ball post-game writeups will fit.

by ubercheez on Jul 6, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like there's got to be some way for me to see if he's started the PGT yet or not

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2011 11:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hitting the head has to be the worst part.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Falling people should protect their heads more often.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, looks like he is trying to prevent the fall all together by grabbing the wall, it didn’t work.

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap

That head bounce at the end is horrific!

by haemaker on Jul 6, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the lone kayaker who stayed 14 innings got rewarded

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that game.

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by Natto on Jul 6, 2011 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

How about the Bottom 5 players?

Mine:
1) Huff and his rusty gate swing and looking at a fastball down the middle with runners on base
2) Cody and his tweaked hamstring
3) PtB and his bone spur
4) Stewart and his two errors and Padres baserunners stealing us blind
5) Burriss for going oh for 2 and looking like he belongs in Fresno

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 6, 2011 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

let's be positive

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you are knocking players for being injured?

And that makes them worse then actually bad players?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what we all need to do...

we all need to figure out how to adjust DOWN our expectations of Cody Ross. I think we are all guilty of expecting him to be a player he just is not. And, of course, I think most of us are able to keep that perspective some of the time, but nobody can do that all of the time. I believe that the McCoven can unify and leave no one behind in forming a single opinion and expectation of this streaky good player.

by Every6thDay on Jul 6, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are plenty of us who know exactly what he is

He is a streaky hitter who will hover around .260-.270 smack around 20 HRs given consistent playing time and will give you solid defense in any outfield position.

I really don’t think many people around here expected him to hit like he did in the post season.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team has a lot of offensive problems. Cody Ross and his .352 wOBA aren’t one of them. Can we remember he missed three weeks of spring training with a calf injury, had his spring training in April, and has done nothing but get on base since? The Ross ripping is tired, uninformed, and baseless.

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by the guy on Jul 6, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Giants won

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. guy who gave up walkoff

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

"great pitching stops good hitting", Bip?

which team in this game has good hitting?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Team Pablo

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2011 11:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Knocked the fuck out

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is now Natto actually dances – in stop motion

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure this is natto

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's the other one?

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by speckops on Jul 6, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s insane, I wonder how many finger curls he does.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was waiting for you to put this up.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto has the moves

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m beginning to think Grant went to bed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL I thought you said “wet the bed.”
… I’m tired

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 6, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can imagine Grant just one day saying, “fuck this blogger shit, I’m going to be a stuntman.”

I don’t know why.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 6, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

as always, as soon as i say this

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/7/6/2263787/post-game-thread-kkkkkkkkkkkkhrkkkk2bkkkkkkkhr

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 6, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appropriately named.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 6, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball

love this fucking game

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 7, 2011 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

magic

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 7, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

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