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"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn...

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Reds get 5 more.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guaranttee it!

George Don Zimmer

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUUUUUUUNGO

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be nice wouldn’t it? I really don’t like seeing Beltran, it reminds me of the shitty trade I’m still trying to get over.

by nofreetime on Jul 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES

No idea WTF they were thinking

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Any prospect experts know what kind of package they got, compared to what other teams might have offered?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're thinking

that last year was not representative of his true abilities. That is the only thing that makes sense to me since they have a pretty favorable contract with him.

by nofreetime on Jul 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Giants trade memory

Sam McDowell in the Indians TV booth.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently the guy in Cheers was based on him.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suden Sam McDowell

the announcers for the Indians said that McDowell once threw 239 pitches in a complete game victory. Supposedly he had 18 strikeouts and 13 walks. LOL fucking LOL

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 30, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Since I don't want to talk about this game anyway

It almost feels like we have a 50/50 shot or better at making the division each year since three of our division mates are all busy rebuilding to some degree.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are in good shape. Other teams are not. It’s nice.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres

so lost up there

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres

isn’t going to be in CF much longer. He hacks hacks hacks

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm ready for Torres to be simply a late inning defensive replacement

and possibly a 3rd or 4th pinch hitting option from the left side only. Sorry to say it, but let’s just thank God that he had a career year when we needed it most.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees Have scored 9 runs in the 1st

There have been 87 pitches thrown in the inning!!

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OUCH

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 runs

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to say

LOL DAVE CAMERON

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

...

Now I actually wouldn’t be upset if the Giants got Michael Bourn

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We should get Jason Bourne.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But can he get on base?

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those damn McCoys’re takin’ over our HatsOffSF box agin, darn it!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

McCoy Chronicles.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Spock are you out of your Vulcan mind?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

we used up all our breaks last night

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jul 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Score in New York

Bottom of the 1st, Yankees 12, Orioles 0

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Vegas was right!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we have Adam Jones then?

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

9ers have Plaxico in their sights!

They’re targeting him! They’re gunning for him!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

They really need some more weapons on offense

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They shot for Nnamdi too, they missed.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re really shooting themselves in the leg this off-season.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees Game: 12 runs in, 90+ pitches, 57 minutes long so far.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Betters set the odds

that 4-1 is because a lot of people are laying money down, not because the casinos expect them to win

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP’d again.

this fucking sucks

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

When he was good he was very very good
And when he was bad…

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Orioles get out of it

After one, Yankees 12, Orioles 0

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SIRM

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But SIRM drove in a run

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s crazy; that’s a football score

by City Girl on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not about the game

but I have to rant, did anybody else hear that dumbass who marty laurie interviewed today. The guy who thought we should take Vogelsong out of the starting rotation for while to maintain his velocity. And then he said to keep playing Huff because there was “no way” we’d win another world series without him in the lineup. What an asshole, yea lets take our because he might be worse later. I’m sure the Phillies should take Halliday out of their rotation because they are scared he won’t be ready for the playoffs. How does an moron like that collect a paycheck for writing about baseball!

by Jason Covey on Jul 30, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That was Larry Kreuger, former KNBR post-game host.

by sportsguy950 on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG THAT WAS KREUGER!!!!! wow he got dumbers

by Jason Covey on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody know what the score to the Yankees Orioles game is?

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
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...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Much to zero

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

And It Ends: Yankees/Orioles

a little over an hour
100 total pitches
12 runs scored
12 hits
3 walks

That has to be a record, 100 pitches in one inning, crazy.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

“Yankees win that inning” – Bip

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened to that guy who pitched the first inning?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Went back to live inside Zito

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously think when an inning starts going wierd on Bum, he doesn’t slow it down. He lets it speed up on him, and he loses his focus.

least that’s my take

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 30, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rebuked

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So why couldn't you do this in the first inning Madison!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

alright, let’s get some more runs! Bum’s got this one now

I have faith

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

If we just erase the 1 st inning this game would be a lot more enjoyable

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Jul 30, 2011 5:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Time for Beltran to wake the fuck up.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

done
Time for Beltran to wake the fuck up.

by slapsy on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least he didn’t K

by ABIJXY on Jul 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

Where’s the money back guarantee??

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice defensive play though

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. Would've been a hit without Phillips

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I do like me some Brandon Phillips.

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL jinx

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay hot, panda

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran tired out Phillips for that hit by Sandoval

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Progress!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vizquel and\

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not think he made the AS team with the Giants

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gold Glove, yes

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda got a hit

Phillips throws a tissy fit.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Mike Leake could get me a good deal on some t-shirts.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

5 finger discount just for you!

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

2 Giants All Star shortstops? (trivia)

Aurilia and Omar?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes..

And Tejada (LOL)

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speier?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Speier and Aurilia.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar didn’t make the AS as a Giant.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar made it as a Giant?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah
Aurilia definitely made it. I don’t think Omar did, but he did get a gold glove, I know, I have the commemorative pin!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Speirere.

You know. That guy.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has to be Chris Speier and Rich Aurilia

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah

.341

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork will find an excuse to never play him.

his OBP is only 50 pts higher than Huffs

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Belt...DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WASN'T PRODUCTIVE!!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 :(

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 30, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, another hard hit ball finds a glove

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 30, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Cincinnati... exciting... LOL

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, they have that flying pig statue downtown…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh the highlight of the city how could I forget.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

needs moar verys, also

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 30, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Verys

The Spidar

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

where is this Bumgarner in the first?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They didn't get to the ballpark in time to warm up properly

they were off seeing the flying pig statue all day

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

giving up the infield single?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a balk?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re getting all the luck tonight, it seems

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid swinging bunts... >.<

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh geeez…..

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BALKgarner

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh what the hell Panda?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck are you serious!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU RENTERIA!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible throw

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay....

Now…
I’m turning the radio off…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye Brandon Belt

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SHITDICKFUCKPISSCUNTPOOPDAMN

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Jiminez.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Purple Row is drooling over this future rotation.

De La Rosa
Chacin
Nicasio
Pomeranz
White

I like that our rotation is at least as good as this future rotation, right now.

by dregarx on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

including Zito

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned this in the last thread

Pomeranz is older than Bumgarner.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that throw

was an error waiting to happen.

by City Girl on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff woulda made that play

by monsterlxe on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to be too snarky?

But would Belt have stopped that?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Suspenders would have had a better chance

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, were you starting to get a little optimistic?

“Sorry ’bout that” – Giants Defense

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Such a tease!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 30, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah now we have to count on Zito to prevent the sweep

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LoL YoU!!!

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck, I really really really hope we don’t get swept

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 30, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re hitting ropes into outs, and these fuckers are scoring runs with ground balls all over the place. Just not our night.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing Whiteside wasn’t catching. He would show the glove twice saying he tagged the runner and Votto would have beaten that out.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Surprised that ball Votto just hit wasn’t a triple the way this game is going.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

inside the park HR

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Indians probably getting Ludwick too

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Tribe emasculating the NL West

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 30, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s give them Rowand!

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 30, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

would the Giants get 15 runs in a week?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rusell Martin

can suck it nonetheless

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by SnowLeopard on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This clip is not funny when the Giants are down 6-1.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

it made me chuckle a little bit…then I facepalm’d

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFS

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunches.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Every fucking ground ball finds a hole

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is weird

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WTF Bum

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow hates it when pitchers don’t back up the play.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So bum cost nate an error?

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Because the runners advanced

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone please remind me….WHY AM I STILL WATCHING??

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re a masochist.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like it when it hurts

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad baseball is still baseball

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha..ha ha...HAHAHAHA /sobs

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the game was at 1pm, so I sat around doing absolutely nothing til 4, and this is what I get.

by City Girl on Jul 30, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bong hit hasn’t kicked in yet?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes . . .

 . . . but unfortunately it has worn off at this point.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 30, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great point by Kuip

Nate gets an error because Madbum didn’t back up the play.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ubaldo has NOT been traded yet.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

"And now, it's over." —Dave

Referring to the inning, but meaning much more.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

But what exactly does Twitter know?

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 30, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How to buzz

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jul 30, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWOOP

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

How exactly do you buzz those words?

Talk with an electric razor under your chin?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A electric massager!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone contact TL2!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s covering the debt ceiling. With a tarp.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh…ok I thought he was trying to freak out other fanbases with funny trade rumors again =P

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching JFK and practicing my clarinet.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH DEAR GOD….how did you…when did you….o_o

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learn to play clarinet? 7th grade. You okay?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like a ghost… /pales

Clarinet? Nice…I play the Sax. So Saxy =P

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had a baritone sax. I’d have to learn E-flat fingerings, but it’d be awesome.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a Soprano Sax tbh…would be a million time lighter than mine

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tenor, I presume?

One of my life goals is to own one of each major member of the clarinet family. I got two, three to go.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tenor and alto. My neck seriously hurts after playing. I have friends who play the clarinet, and to be perfectly honest…I always thought the two instruments sounded similar. The sax just has a more solid sound

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early saxophones did indeed seek to build on the sound produced by clarinets. I marched with a bass clarinet through most of high school, and it was a literal pain in the neck.

Wouldn’t trade it for the world, though.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guessed as much, but it was funny thinking how much effort I would have saved if I only I learned to play the Clarinet instead. I would never trade in my instruments though…too much sentimental value

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother played tenor and baritone in high school.

Dude had skills.

I played trumpet. Badly. But I got the video game skillz in the family.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 30, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

At one point or another I played every woodwind and brass instrument we had. Lord, those were some heady times.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our band was weird.

One dude in the clarinet section, one chick in the trumpet section. I always wondered what happened there.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 30, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may misunderstand — there was only one person in each of those sections?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trumpet section was huge.

First, second and third trumpets. I think three chairs for first, and a half-dozen each for second and third. Last chair third trumpet was the lone female.

Clarinets, we had around a half-dozen total, but only one was male.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 30, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I see what you’re saying now. I was one of two male clarinetists. Then when I switched to bass clarinet, I was the only one, period.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

We had a ton of male saxophonists, but only the one clarinetist. It was weird.

Had one tuba player, and I swear, it was like how cars sometimes resemble their owners. If you would’ve taken a band photo with no instruments, you’d have pegged him as the tuba player right off.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 30, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow Thread Fun Trivia!

No surprise here. Click to embiggen.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big horn.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 30, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich gay Republicans killed JFK!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Mr. Stone contends.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes a lot more sense than a lone gunman! /faints

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to watching anything made by Oliver Stone.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD

And I bet you hate clarinets, too!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has taught the entire team how to hit ground balls to second.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Edgar.

email me if you want a pizza roll
Giants Baseball: It's Just Like Cocaine™
Rally Freddy!

by _Jag_ on Jul 30, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner is done

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent still thinks he's a Giant

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!

Getting a rally started Reds style!

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 30, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, it’s Aubrey. Hi, Aubrey!

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rent

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

of COURSE we have that kind of luck /facepalm

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Collmenter was replaced. I’d rather see Marquis than see the Giants flail at that change up.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL a hit!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria!

Former Giant

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THank you Edgar!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RENT!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria is fielding exactly like I remember him

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s already take 3 shots of Jack.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sounds kind of like the A’s announcers. Their broadcast usually goes something like, “well we’re only 11 games back, if get on a hot streak…”

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cmon Beltran....DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

<3 RENT

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria’s trying to help us out!

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

A rare error – sequel to The Rural Juror

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rrrrrr Jrrrrrr

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowell High?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a great time for Beltrans first homerun

by monsterlxe on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar feels terrible about last night

He didn’t even kiss us after f**king us

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This would be a great time for an infield squibber that becomes a hit

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

/Beltran strikes out and blows out his knee

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty good AB

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Until now

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

How many LOB?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks hun!

Oh, those two sentences were realted?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the mole cancels it out.

by City Girl on Jul 30, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'aww shucks

you’re a cutie to…wait you meant Beltran?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be fine once he returns home to Citi Field.
Uh-oh

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 30, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who has a better mole? Beltran or Sanchez?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Project

I understand that Beltran has struggled in his long career as a Giant, but I think if you look at his career numbers he’s driven in a few.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL reply fail

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should both have it removed and sell it on ebay.

by City Girl on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did CSN just do a play on wake and bake?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 30, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa, man

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pulled out of the game in mid-windup

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa!

From MLBTR:

Joel Sherman of The New York Post reports (on Twitter) that four days ago the Yankees asked the Rockies if they could perform a physical on Jimenez if the two sides came to an agreement on a trade. Colorado refused, so the Yankees backed out.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 30, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

@TroyRenck Troy Renck, Rockies
So it’s possible Jimenez throws a few innings.. But Esmil is in the bullpen warming up right now…
8 minutes ago via TweetDeck

by Falconer88 on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S A LADY!

it all makes sense now…

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 30, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Tribe wanted the same – and that’s the hangup now.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BAGGS
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Normally I hate the wave. But I’m thinking most Cincinnatians could use the exercise.
2 minutes ago

by Falconer88 on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to believe the demonym should be pronounced, “sin-suh-NAY-shuns.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losantipolitans.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s funny. eat chilli fries and do the wave.

by City Girl on Jul 30, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

Rockies are warming up the bullpen in the 1st inning.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don’t get exactly who John Candy is supposed to be in this movie. One of the conspirators?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Wut??

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder whatever became of GiantsBabe. Is she still around?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to change my name. Are we allowed to do that here?

by City Girl on Jul 30, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d have to ask one of the mods. I don’t know.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

When my old account wouldn't let me comment

My brother let me change the email address to his because he wouldn’t use the account anyway Then I made a new account.You could try that maybe.

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 30, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she may have left when Ishi left

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this place could use more estrogen, and new drapes. ;)

by City Girl on Jul 30, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have estrogen

Will squee.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 30, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s like Lily moving in with Barney! EBIL!!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAPIP giveth,BAPIP taketh away

(not quite in that order)

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 30, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Belt....let's go

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees have bases loaded again

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

[Complaining about 4-3 goes here]

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt with the Huff 4-3 Special.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 30, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers should talk to COL about Furcal for Ubaldo trade

/endless loop

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 30, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He's actually throwing high nineties

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's obviously distracted

The velocity should make Cleveland happy though

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is a Cylon

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the Final Five?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 30, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Undoubtedly

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cylon Fuel

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the Rockies trying to wear out Ubaldo’s arm before they trade him?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost feel bad for Ubaldo Jimenez right now.

by sprdelfin on Jul 30, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ubaldo really wants to stay in Denver.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Jiminez is hugging everyone in the Rox dugout. Looks like he’s gone.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I Love How He Gave Them One Last "F U"

By throwing that half-inning gem.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo facing Ludwick was surreal

When they’re both being traded to the same team after the game.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

They can share a cab to the airport.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I just took a nice relaxing bubble bath...

the Giants winning yet?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YEP!

….of course not

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even going to look. I’ll just pretend they are and finish filling out applications for jobs I’ll never in a million years get…. I’ll just call today “delusional day”.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

but my wife changed the channel to Project Runway due to the Giants suckitude, so I’m not too sure.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

These last two games could be a blessing in disguise considering the trade deadline is tomorrow. Sabean’s work is not done.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

There aren't enough prospects in the world...

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh goody!!!! More outfielders!!!! Huzzah!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was looking good till the walk walk wild pitch

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Rockies. If you were going to trade him why would you fuck with my Pokemonz and start him for an inning. MadBum and Baldy starting tonight. Goddamnit.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 30, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland A's Santiago Casilla has shown up

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

For how sure a bunch of people are here that Belt is going to produce...

…I like Belt, but he doesn’t see like some sort of prodigy, like how Posey seemed last year

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think he'll be the next Will Clark or something...

but I do think he will produce and is a better option than Huff at first.

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 30, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's say "producing" means a 750 OPS

It’s not hard to see him missing that by a 100 points of OPS. He does that and he’s worse than Huff

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't make sense to me

Why would he be more likely than Posey to put up a .650 OPS?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Ratface's "Just for Men" commercial

As if it’s the grey in his chin hair that is driving all the 20 something chicks away.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I gave up an hour ago

Now switching to other games.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I gave up awhile back too.
This game makes writing cover letters seem like a fun and exciting thing to do!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cover letters are my least favorite part of the application

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s worse when you know there’s no way you’ll get the job. Junior college positions in my field are few and far between. I usually get called for the interview, but somebody with experience gets the position.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least it’s not torture?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jul 30, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this is what I get for going on and on last night about being tired of the torture…
Just once or twice a week I said… let’s have a blowout game. Of course I did stipulate that the Giants would be the one to WIN… but oh well…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been alternating between this thread and NN…both threads are depressing me…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

STF meh...

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewart, Fontenot, Torres.......

This will go well….

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I am beginning to not really like Leake

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Crisis averted, or something.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What are Bochy and Sabez saying here McCoven?

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Discussing Sabes’ shiny jacket

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN Jacket

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy:I hate starting Pat.
Sabez:Hey, let’s tell some reporter that were gonna release him!
Bochy: Teehee, this is gonna be so much fun!

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bochy’s thinking, “If I keep my legs crossed, Brian won’t see the ketchup stain from that corn dog.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
"If I keep my legs crossed, Brian won’t see the ketchup stain from that corn dog big boner I havre for veterans"

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Borker

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRODO!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh damn

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE THAT, PHILLIPS!!!!

A right, and then a left.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY AWESOMENESS


(credit: Glenn Jones on Dribbble)

by sayheybk on Jul 30, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

what is this “rally”?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

...but didn't work =(

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RoboPanda

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of a sudden the Giants have as many hits as the Freds.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

"the" sudden?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kepp the faith

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

We got this...

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kepp hit

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a KEPPer!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Loaded for Beltran!

If ever he needed to end this ridiculous slump

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So . . .

bases loaded.

Beltran up. I’m just sayin’.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 30, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

CarBelt will come through with the clutch GIDP

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i likeout

strikeouts are SOOoo last three days

by sayheybk on Jul 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kepp on keppin' on.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

jim said the exact same thing

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it. I hate him.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muahahahaha

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give him the ball dusty. Do it.

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies commercial where a woman is set up on a blind date with….Dinger

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh, he’s cute” ended with “I wonder if he likes me. He hasn’t said a word.”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s first prize
Second prize: Two dates with Dinger

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less or more annoying than Ross and Torres and Boch in your bedroom?

I actually like the commercials.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

my money’s on the date ending sexual assault

by sayheybk on Jul 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Dinger was a girl.

LESBIANISM

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That "La da da da" in the AT&T/facebook phone ad

Really hard not to sing along to

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WE MAKE THE PHONES RING
WE MAKE THE PHONES [RING RING]

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Is about to set serious. I’m tellin you.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I am holding onto my butt in anticipation

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

That isn’t your butt.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime I think I'm out, I kepp getting pulled back in.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 30, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope he brought his "Wonderboy" bat to the plate.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk Beltran. Panda grand slam. That’s the only way.

by belilaugh on Jul 30, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

“MARGARET! Oh, wait. Wrong Sorkin universe.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at the table, Carlos.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Jul 30, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLARS

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA BELTRAN

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Switcher hitters with pop are about the coolest thing in the world

We got two of ’em!

/remembers how Caminiti carried the Pads that year

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

#ThankyouCarlosForNothing

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grr....oh well CMON PANDA

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Selfish flyout, Carlos

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sure Beltran will get his 5 years and $70M like Boras says.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s always the Nationals

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody’s either trying a little bit too hard… or he’s a “special agent” …. but for whom?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandy Alderson! Former A’s honcho!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh he wanted that one

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

More yuck-a-doo Panda.

by belilaugh on Jul 30, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants are sleepwalking through Cincinatti.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 30, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Cincinnati. My beautiful hometown.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran for Wheeler!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

is it too late to return him?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 30, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can still do this trade before the Trade Deadline!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but did Sabean keep the receipt?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 30, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Washed it in his pants.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 game policy.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran for expectations of Beltran

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 30, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is totally going to end in an out

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Henry Ford?

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn gravity.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great take!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

rowand just knocked over the gatorade swinging at hat pitch from the bench.

by sayheybk on Jul 30, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/yawns

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/vomits

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dry heaves

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 30, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like fun!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sneezes from bright sunlight

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries hysterically

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 30, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, for the love of--

Could someone please learn to win?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have traded for a bat.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 30, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m through with this team

/comes back after 5 minutes

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Mother, May I Sleep with Timmy?, this week on Lifetime.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I'm not quite worried yet.

Remember that the goal for this stretch was .500.

If we lose tonight AND tomorrow, we’ll still be 4-5 since July 22.

by TortureOpp on Jul 30, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

this.

if we still look like this after the AZ series, i’ll flip open the plastic box protecting my panic button.

but vs the Reds in their bandbox, and 4000° weather? I’m just praying for no injuries.

by sayheybk on Jul 30, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Channel surfing

Craig Kimbrel’s a cutie.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't hold a candle to Moylan

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clicks subject line

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cheating on McCann and Uggla?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to be careful with Brian. He’s injured, you know.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Kimbrel was born in Huntsville, AL.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right. He and I are of The Chosen People.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t know he was Jewish

I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

by 49ersFootball...Torture! on Jul 30, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only knew Youk and Ryan Braun were Jewish.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Kinsler, too.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I know it’s joke

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are more

Ike Davis
Sam Fuld
Jason Marquis

There are some more, but I forget.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 30, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about Ike! Good point.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! No fair not having Germanic-Yiddish surnames!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cheated

But, what about Danny Valencia?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alabamians, son. Alabamians.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been saying it “Alabaman” all these years.

I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

by 49ersFootball...Torture! on Jul 30, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a common mistake.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t know he was left-handed

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vote of no-confidence in the closer!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many Cy Youngs does Cueto have, huh, Flemming, huh?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Suddenly, Apes! Thousands of them!

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 30, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll never make a monkey…oh they’ll never make a monkey out of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aye ya ya

Timely; ever hear Amy Whinehouse’s version?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

All my friends are junkies

/I know, WAY too soon

by TortureOpp on Jul 30, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see ape people

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The suckage is contagious

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

we’re too late. i think it already got all over Keppinger and Beltran before they could “shiny” us a few wins.

by sayheybk on Jul 30, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is it officially over?
Man I hate it when the Giants play the Reds, the inlaws get all snarky. Not nastily so… but ugh!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt sucks!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like my g*ddamned grandmother and the Braves. I’ll be glad when the collapse of Social Security ruins her.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG! ha!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve told her that to her face, too.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad you got some merriment out of it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw. Here? Geez, I wish I was half as funny as some of these guys.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously lol’d irl

I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

by 49ersFootball...Torture! on Jul 30, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU, SLOPEY

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Rich Harden traded to the Red Sox “pending a physical”. So this trade could still fall through. I give 50-50

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Gorgeous body

No working ligaments
Bones like matchsticks

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story: I once went out on a date with a guy because he looked vaguely like Rich Harden.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Rich" and "Harden"

What more could you want?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

what kind of physical exists for that man that will make a team think “okay, we’re good to go”?

by sayheybk on Jul 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the physical is being conducted by the Giants medical staff?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll get injured when the doctor tells him to cough

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Huh. I’ve never seen ’em actually fall off like that.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand hits his meaningless 8th-inning hit!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta be an error

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Reds

Look at Rowand rip that ball! You should trade for him, he’s signed through next year!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris stewart cannot be stopped

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

May your winged, golden hair save us all, Mike.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will need to consult his boyhood traiteur.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starting his next hitless streak.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god.
@SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
hearing #SFGiants may have interest in bourn as well. very popular player. #tradedeadline. #nats, #braves, #reds, #indians

by sayheybk on Jul 30, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If we are getting a Bourn(e) I want Jason Bourne.

We already have enough outfielders.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t interested in Bourne before watching Torres tonight.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame Me.

My 24 hour waiting period was up today and this is my first game here. It’s always the noobs fault.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Jul 30, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome.gif

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

angrymob.gif

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO.gif

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

butijustmadebrowniesforeveryone.gif

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Jul 30, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kinda brownies?

/nudgenudgewinkwink

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

(.gif)

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

say no more, say no more.

by Bar None on Jul 30, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kind that the CAMP helicopters like to eat.

I made plenty! Made this game more tolerable.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Jul 30, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

canihaveone?.gif

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork.jpg

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

Glad to find a home with such sarcasm and wit. Beats the hell out of the AOL chat rooms…

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Jul 30, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever you do

Don’t read Yahoo! Sports comments…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF Gate too. That’ll cost you some grey matter.

by Bar None on Jul 30, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or anything written by Tim Kawakami…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily my NoScript blocks that nonsense. I only read them for the articles.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Jul 30, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

slow thread is slow. get your warm-up exercises in now for the Phillies home series…

by Bar None on Jul 30, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indians down 2-1 in the 9th. Score 4 vs. Soria.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit

Would you just show me the f*ckin’ Carfax?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Carfox?

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 30, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Root Sports (Rockies) is reporting on the air the Ubaldo trade.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Fonty had that all the way

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWIE! Tell me what this means!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that Harden is gone, when does Willingham go?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea, but I did want to mention Willingham is also of the Chosen People.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you a MOT?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid I don’t know that acronym.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no. I’m not. “Chosen People” was a callback to a joke upthread. I applied the term to people from Alabama. I should probably use a term subject to less ambiguity.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah missed it

I was all intrigued that you might be the gay jew in Tennessee

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be an honor, but no.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, here's one

“At least you don’t have to worry about bumping into your rabbi at a gay bar”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Braun is from Tennessee?!?!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait… they are still playing this game???

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so

This is the game

Reds 5 for 10 RISP

Giants 1 for 11 RISP

That’s pretty much it.

Bumgarner has an incredible talent to bunch his runs together this year. I am not criticizing the kid, because he has been incredible. But, if there is one thing for him to work on……..Like I said upthread, awhile back, I don’t know if he isn’t as good out of the stretch or he gets hot and bothered with people on base, but……..Something for him to work on…..

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 30, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The anti vogelsong

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to talk to Cain

He is the master of shutting down hits with RISP, and without serious strikeout stuff

by TortureOpp on Jul 30, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming to the giants has costed Beltran dearly so far

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY KING ARTHUR

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Why, why, why...

Does this stupid university ask me a question that will take 3 paragraphs to answer and then give me room for only one paragraph, on a stupid pdf document where I can’t move anything around to give myself more space????
:::sob:::
and my baseball team sucks…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Job app? or class?

by Bar None on Jul 30, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Job application. List the courses you are qualified to teach from the list of 10 courses, I could teach 9 no problem and could probably fake the 10th there’s room to list only 3 or 4 of the courses. Pick my 3 strongest ones I guess….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I retyped part of their shitty little form. I’m spending waaaay too much time on this since I won’t even get a call. pffft. I feel like a Giants minor league player. “I’m sorry, you have no experience, you can’t play!”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you having no experience, but I get the drift.

by Bar None on Jul 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I have no experience teaching baccalaureate level courses… The minimum educational requirement for the job is a master’s degree, but the 8 page application is basically 5 pages of wanting to know what you did your doctoral thesis on and where you’ve previously taught college level courses. So you know, I’ve got a Geno Espineli’s chance of breaking into the starting rotation here…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dbacks had 2 on in the 1st but Babs got out of it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The only comebacks worth having are the ones that start with 2 outs.

by belilaugh on Jul 30, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA SMASH

…mini-smash

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I just hope sandoval is still hitting when everyone else does

by Hyoton on Jul 30, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Darren Ford can go 1-13

by slapsy on Jul 30, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

and does

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so weird

There must be like 6 people in here

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

in the thread

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrug

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s nice, anyway. Cozy.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/snuggles

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get friendly in the slow threads. I like it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/poke

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/poke

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/not pokin’ anyone…except Mrs. Goofus! hey-oooo!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most have given up

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strangely

It died the moment Rent got his hit.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup…SBN went kerblooey!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This place was crazy

during the Philly series when I couldn’t post. Looking forward to the D-bags series.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Jul 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

slow day, 4 PM starts are weird.

by Bar None on Jul 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like in the olden tymes! (in more ways than one)

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that sucked

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

^^^

That.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zweep!

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Jul 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one

Wouldn’t mind Zito trolling us for a 3 hit CGSO

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized something incredibly important

Donald Sutherland would make a fantastic Bob Edwards in a movie about NPR.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants going for the sweep tomorrow. And yes, I will miss that game.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

sweep

please avoid it, Yiants

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what’s the movie marathon tonight on Spike TV ?

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it’s been sherry and giggles

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Until tomorrow, old friend.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Face


inspires zero confidence.

by slapsy on Jul 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry. For shame.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Torres' throwing error on replay makes me more pissed at Crawford

Crawford was the cuttoff man and hadn’t lined up correctly between Torres and 3rd base. Torres’ throw wasn’t that far at all from hitting Crawford, but Crawford didn’t cut it off, so it wasn’t lined up to go to Panda.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever….. I think the hot weather makes them lose their minds. Good thing the playoffs are in October.

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants still have to go to Atlanta and Miami.

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by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m dreading Atlanta.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

F Grams!

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by Goofus on Jul 30, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope she won’t be watching. When the Giants got swept in April, she was so damn smug.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You going to go?

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by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I’d planned on going to the August 18 game, but I’m flying out for the Bay Area the next morning. I’m not making an eight-hour round trip to Atlanta just to drive three hours to Nashville the next day. No sir.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then have to meet a bunch of us weirdos on the 20th… the horrors!!!

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a grand time will be had by all.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the 23th

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by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the meet up at the park

Is there a designated spot to buy tickets at or will there be a spot in the park to meet at?

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 30, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet up is usually at Zeke’s. Not sure about this year.

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by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably a stupid question

But what is Zeke’s? A bar?

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can’t go on the 23rd so it doesn’t count… nyeh!

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this line

I grew up in the south, yet have despised the Braves since I was a wee one.

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Jul 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We haven't lost a series in a very long time

more depressing than seeing MadBum lay an egg today is the thought of having Zeets on the mound tomorrow trying to prevent the sweep.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 30, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh but I’m sure he’ll be more focused now…
kripes

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derrek Lee may be headed to Pittsburgh.

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by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like this trade deadline is even wackier than usual. Maybe it’s just all the false alarm tweeterings.

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran watch

1 for 14 with 6 Ks. 2Ks in Game 1, 3 Ks in Game 2, 1 K tonight. Progress!!

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 30, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s like the moment he walked into the clubhouse, all the stank that follows the Giants offense just glommed onto him. Give him a game or two and he’ll be hitting into 4-3 ground outs on a regular basis.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

the only people who seem to realize it are those of us who see this shit every day. “Beltran? oh yes, the dude is toolsy, has it all, will make all of the Giants hitters better.” And the first series in the lineup we lose the series for the first time since Oakland.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet the new 3 hitter, same as the old 3 hitter.

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by Buster-Jangle on Jul 30, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m liking the Keppinger pick-up more every day though. He can hit.

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by Buster-Jangle on Jul 30, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and post game thread is up..

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ruh roh
you all see Baggs?

Giants will announce a trade tonight, Bochy says.

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mods......

Prepare the freakout thread[s]

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope its ramon hernandez and renteria for misc

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside for Josh Bard

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im hearing Orlando Cabrera from the Indians

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that seems to be the story.

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

annnnd...

it’s not being reported by CSN

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by Merope on Jul 30, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt for Tim Wakefield?

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by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see Cabrera making us that much better.

Much rather see a move for an every day catcher….but as we know, they don’t grow on trees. Any move at this point should not include any more top 5 prospects.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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