Beat CincinLAtti Thread 4
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19th inning
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
and
back to the torture
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Why am I thinking of Doc Brown at the beginning of BttF 2?
“Bring her with us. It concerns both of you!”
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
well
renteria is up now
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant could just trust his mods and tell us if he’s not going to be around
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
This thread smells better!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
So Chapman throws fast.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
If he had any interest in being a great pitcher, he’d be a starter. Most important thing to him: throw one inning (two at the most) and dazzle people with fastball.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think that’s his fault.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
He just strikes me as having a little Benitez in him. More concerned with how fast his fastball is than how well he’s doing.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t recall any statements on his part, ever, which makes sense because he’s new to America, without even the minor-league acclimation that most Latin Americans get.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Our strategy against Chapman should be make him throw as many pitches as possible, so he can’t pitch that many innings against us.
That would require either taking pitches or making contact.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
That would require having a strategy.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Chapman is a scary reliever
I’m not sure if we’re able to get a hit against him.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Wait, who are these random people spamming PBP information on the #hatsoffSF feed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Mccoy Chronicles.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? For Tweeting in the box?
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they tweeted that there’ll be a randomly selected tweet or something for a prize. It’s all about the benjamins.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Spam bots, go!
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Scorecasting has made me think way differently about calling balls and strikes
Like, seriously, it’s strange
JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.
Really
I’ve only read the review on BP and the stuff on balls and strikes seemed pretty much conventional baseball wisdom.
Also, the review questioned a lot of their other findings about baseball.
So..
2 innings till the P spot up again. The Stewart will PH. Yay!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
In high school, the fastest I ever saw as 85
Even at that speed, I was uneasy in the batters box… I couldn’t imagine facing a guy who throws 100+
LOL CINCY BENCH
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
If this thread is anything like the last,
the Giants score a run, right?
Rally Jerry!
please dont make flem say
GOOOOO___NE
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Ex World Series hero with the Marlins.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
wilsons thrown about 140 pitches in the bullpen from what i can tell
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
those fastballs were so fast you didn't even notice the AB
JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.
The Giant's AB went as fast as Chapman throws
And that’s pretty damn fast
Correction:
Yep. dude threw101, giants didn’t have a chance.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
BOYAH
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
whew, we don’t have cliff lee
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Ump looked really close to getting that call wrong.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Seriously, that guy just talked to me for an hour about something about something because he was trying to sleep with me and I put the kibosh on it.
I’M TRYING TO WATCH THIS GAME
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
It’s a whole miasma of drama because he’s currently (or was) involved with one of my close friends, and I’m all, “What the hell, man?”
Why am I tell you all this? Man, I’m frustrated.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
Also, my subject/verb agreement failed me. Whoops.
But yeah, that’s an extremely abbreviated version of the drama. I HATE DRAMA.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
You hate TNT
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Not Southland. Great show. And I like that they show Law and Order on Saturday mornings.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
WTH
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have loved to see Chapman vs. Bonds at Bonds’ peak.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Damn
That would be insane.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Bonds could have sent one to the McCovey statue.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I would point to an AB against the young Billy Wagner in, maybe ’96.
Double off the CF fence.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GAGNE
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Power vs Power
That would be fun to see. Can Barry still hit now? Give him a uniform.
holy shit Grant
Stubbs just hit that ball and I almost killed you.
That is cray-z.
by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I almost thought you were a prophet for a second, with that warning track hit.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
you could trust yr mods you know
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
/grabs dregarx
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Grant
You almost just jinxed the shit out of us
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I AM THE REASON THE GIANTS ARE STILL PLAYING
Respect. You need more of it.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
STFD!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Sooooo
Id rather have Mota than Zito has our long reliever. Just cut Zitos ass
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
109
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Adoptive father to Flying Dutch Squirrel Sharlon Romans Emederio Schoop. At least he tries.
NATE DOIN' IT ALL
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
Oh my god
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
oh my dear lord baby jesus
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
damn you kuip
why you gotta make a flyball sound scary!
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
wow, close one
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
I didn’t even know these types of games existed at the Great American Ballpark.
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
LOL 1-0 games at Coors
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So what's going on with the Reds fan at the game
(not watching the game live)
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
He left.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
The torture is back
In full force
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY ARRESTED WESTEROS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL BUSTER
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the similarities between the Bluths and Lannisters are stunning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Z

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck more Chapman.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
LAck of comma = lolz
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's fast for Barry Zito.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I used to love the Tenderloin
Until I made some tender coin
Then I met some ladies from Marin
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
We took the highway to the 1
Up the coast to catch some sun
That left me with these blisters on my skin
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
Don’t know what I was on
But I think it grows in Oregon
So I kept on going going gone right through
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Drove into Seattle rain
Fell in love, then missed the train
That coulda took me right back home to you
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
LOL not even really written
I have this old manuscript from 2003. It had an aging slugger, a new ballpark, a closeted gay infielder, and an amazing pitcher with a drug habit.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Aging Slugger: Pat
Gay Infielder: Aubrey
Amazing Pitcher: Tim
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
This was 2003, so it was more like Bonds. But yeah, my character was bizarrely prescient of Timmy, kind of like that Titan-Titanic kind of way. Even to the drug stop.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
God, Chapman is just so scary
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
What makes him even scarier is that it looks like he has control
With his velocity, he’s so dangerous…
It was the wording
Should have been “Diamondbacks fall behind”
Poop
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Beltran
1-9 5Ks.
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Beltran gotta go.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
trade him for burris
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTran
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Bustran
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
It seems like Carlos
is like a foreign exchange student who is having trouble with the language
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
do NOT hurt our Panda, asshole
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
That would leave a welt.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
beltcrap
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Let’s give Carlos a break. It’s been two games. I’m sure he’s pressing.
Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.
ONE BREAK...
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll give him a break on this pitcher
I mean Chapman only throws 100 on a regular basis
I don’t think we’re that serious. Unlike the tweets to the same effect.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Beltran is a fucking awesome hitter
Relax people
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
ball gets lodged
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt gets an AB against Chapman throwing 100
Strikes out, doesn’t get to play for a week.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
so the same thing would happen as if didnt get an ab
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt gets no ABs
doesn’t get to play for a week
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, I got chopped in the weirdest way… I have no idea what happened, but I’m just glad I’m finally here so I can say… NATE MOTHERFUCKING SCHIERHOLTZ…. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
/feels better now
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
ROD SERLING: “He would never know that the desolate wasteland onto which he stumbled that sultry July night was a place called True Blue LA. You won’t find it on any map, and it’s not listed in any directory. It exists only on a lonely exit whose signpost reads The Twilight Zone.”
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
Rod Serling: also in the 11th Airborne Division. (SF Pete? where are you?)
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Super-duper paratrooper, yep. Best friend got killed by a bad airdrop of supplies from a plane.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
For some reason this reminds me of...
“The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, at leaset they’ll probably have to take Chapman out after this inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
/Dusty leaves him in for 5 more innings
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
so how the heck are we supposed to get a hit from him?
I don’t think it looks possible.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
it seems utterly insane that he's given up a hit this season
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
For Ross getting a hold of one
but unfortunately he decided to do compete in his own personal bat throwing competition.
Watching Ross against Chapman
should be fun.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
It’s a cinderella story.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, Earth to Mathilda
Ross is still one of our best hitters.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
It's almost as if he's a streaky player
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
NUTS
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Ross, hold on to your bat.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
#FreeBelt
JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.
by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Cody Ross
Bat-flinging MVP of the league.
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
I'm getting really fucking tired of watching Ross do that
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
LOL
So tired of Ross. so very tired of his bat throws
by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Cody you really need to invest in some pine tar.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
hahahahahaha
Called it. Fucking useless Ross.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Ross is seriously going to kill someone someday. Why can’t he keep his hands on his bat?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
This shit is seriously like a schtick out of the Major League film franchise
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This shit is seriously like a schtick out of the Major League film franchise
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This schick is seriously like a shit out of the major film franchise league.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
where have i seen a ross ab before

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Classic
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Home run contest.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not getting past this half-inning
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Next time Ross comes up, I’ll just pretend it Ross from Friends and have laugh.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
It was motas bday 4 days ago
I hope the boys threw him a nice party
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Argh, another inning from Mota.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
aka
they guy who saved our ass
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
with that arm, has potential
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Mota = McCutchen?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
This is the last batter for Mota
I really don’t want him to pitch to Votto.
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
I think mota is going to go 4-5 innings
You don’t want Wilson to go in now because we are out of pitchers aren’t we? Wilson can’t go several innings.
on a positive note, SurKKKKKKKKKKKKamp
6 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 BB, 12 K, 3-2 GO-FO
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Filthy
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, call me a wet blanket, but I just don’t buy the premise that smart apes overtake San Francisco. Marshalltown, Iowa, maybe. But not SF.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
THIS
That movie looks so fucking stupid. At most, what are there? 500 apes? Shoot them with a missle and it’s over
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
send the SFPD. they like shooting zoo animals.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
these are some really fucking smart apes man
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
and plus the san francisco liberals wouldn't hurt animals
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
This, I would understand.
Undone by your own hatred of guns and sensible laws.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
I guess we’ll debate that after Knoxville successfully defends itself using the good ol’ SECOND AMENDMENT.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
sorry I deal with a lot of this crap
from co-workers and have personal experience with gun violence
Sorry for getting into a political discussion – there’s a game going on
sure they could would the Animal Rights activists, PETA, and Code Pink come out and prevent people from harming the Apes until it’s too late
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
and Draco Malfoy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
apparently
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
But they’re smarter than us.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You wouldn’t understand.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Proably what Bochy is yelling from the dugout.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Warm Zito up
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
???situation zito???
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see it’s gonna be a long mutherfucking night, convict.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Oh God Mota vs Votto
Mommy
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE WALK HIM
TO AVOID THE WALK OFF
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Mota v Votto
I can’t possibly see how this turns out poorly.
by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
`
In a post that I hid and only mods can see.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
but not mods like me that you don't trust even though i'm "trusted"
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
thisa game has made me tired
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
thisa gamea hasa madea mea tireda
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Jar Jar Binks?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
i was thinking italian, but that works too
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The Huff!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
The blue didn’t even give that ball a chance to hit a rock and bounce back into fair territory!!!!
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
STFD!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
MOTA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Guillermo Mota is cool.
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
MOTA!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
STFD!!!
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
Mota's trying to start some shit.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
That batter was struck out.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Word to your Mota!
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
1. Beltran DFA’d
2. NATE
3. BORK
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
A 4 hour Tums commercial
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt. Incidentally, so did the rest of us.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
MOTAHEAD
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Do we get Brandon Belt this inning?!?!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
brandon belt triple
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
didn't he give up a walkoff to Stubbs like 2 years ago
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
This is like the defining Giants game
for the past 2 years
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
If Giants don't score
Does Mota pitch the 14th?
JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.
OKAY, boys.......
Tired Kuip wants a run!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
GRITS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Direc—directions?! Go south!
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I been to Nawlinz-Pass Christian-Biloxi and almost got lost to Pensacola.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
You should watch...
the episode of Top Gear when they visit the south… Educational.
I know that area very well. I miss it. Haven’t been down there in years.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
This is a LOOOOOOOONG game
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Cinch is in the south like SF is in Canada.
by shaggingflyballs on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That was in Atlanta
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Rally Hamster!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
my precious
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank the lord, no more Chapman.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
STAY HOT AUBREY HUFF
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
So right-hander tomorrow after Huff plays 23 innings tonight. Belt gets to start tomorrow?
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Oh great this part of the lineup.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
This would have been a great game for Belt to be a defensive replacement
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
I bet Belt sees more pitches than both of them combined.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
BELT FREED
13 innings too late
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Huff fucking sucks
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That's three pitches so far this inning.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
“Two pitches, fool!”
“I can make an out faster!”
“Nah ah.”
“Yeah ha.”
“Wanna bet?”
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
WHO IS THIS GUY
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
Dilemma
if Belt gets on base here, will that
a. convince Bochy he should start
or
b. convince Bochy he’s good coming off the bench
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
yes
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
the latter
unless he walks. then he’s not aggressive enough
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
he was aggressive enough
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
So . . .
. . . who is this tall, sleek young beast at bat?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
4 pitches!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T DO AS YOUR TEAMMATES DO, BELT!
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
You folks are missing James Lipton at the SF Symphony tonight.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
the tea guy?
pass
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
No
The Actor Studio guy
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
How ever you spell his name
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I wanna see the SFS, but I won’t be there during concert season. :^(
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
You could meet Natto, Grant, jponry, Goofus and a few poster here.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You have to remember to put up a new fanpost a few days before that one.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
4 pitches! Awesome!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
and you wanted belt
to hit for that?
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
/Belt sits for the next week
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Why take out Mota
No one left in the pen but Wilson, who can’t go more than 1 or 2 innings.
SEND HIM BACK TO ZERO A
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. That inning lasted one pitch longer than the minimum!
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
L O L
Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
might as well have mota bat
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
He’s been working hard.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
WILSON IS PITCHING IN A NON SAVE SITUATION
HIDE YO KIDS
HIDE YO WIFE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
CAUSE THEY BE STRIKING OUT EERRBODY OUT HERE
JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.
U GUYS WE WIL WIN
WATCH WE ARE WIN< I SENSE IT IN MY INSIDE OF ME
This game will end in a Jerry Meals “I wanna go home” safe call at the plate.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
I just want this game to end
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
New annihilation maps!!!!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Did somebody mention maps?
Buenos Aires mayoral election (first round), 2011

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
heh
the one up top looks like a face
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff is going to break out any time now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I hope with hives
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
Y U such a hater, porny?
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Belt’s ball was a shot up the middle that would have been a hit if it didn’t hit the mound. Too bad it’s the same as a Huff popup to our manager.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
3-2, how about that?
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
Nibble Nibble
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Oh look, it's Brian Wilson
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
More pitches to Bruce than the Giants saw all half-inning.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
There are literally SO many things only the Giants can do.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Such as giving up a hit to two different pitchers in one friggin’ game…
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Third straight game for Wilson?
Ruh Roh
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
But my nails look A-MAY-ZING!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be nice to feel like you could leave the TV and do something else without worrying that the game could turn on one play
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I see one of us has already gone insane
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw jeez
Report: D-Backs interested in Rafael Furcal http://dlvr.it/d75Sq
JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.
For those Stewart fans
you’ll be seeing him tomorrow
Really?
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
base hits will haunt
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
wow
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Wilson
That’s the guys first plate appearance ever.
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
What just happened?
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
really weezy
you let that happen?!
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, was that the pitcher?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Relief pitcher!
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
vapors
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
First ever AB
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Would that be considered
“a baltimore chop”?
Like I just said… So many things only the Giants can do…
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Are u fucking kidding
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
This worries me
Mostly because no matter what happens I can’t be mad at Rent
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Did Rent drink his hero juice?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
yup
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Romo is better than Wilson
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Dammit Brian isn't Cliff Lee
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Kinda predictable
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
BB, well placed chopper, and a puff of chalk…. and it’s over.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Non. Save. Situation.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
That annoys me
a lot
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Yuck
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Well, time to watch a movie
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
This is all Edgar does.
Game-winning hits. Nothing else. Nada. Just these.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Might as well be Rent.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
It seemed to have died for me the moment Renteria got the hit.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
it was like Renteria’s hit was a disruption in the Force….
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
as if a million comments cried out in terror and then suddently silenced
couldn’t help myself
Woot

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
He's single handedly winning that game against AZ though
so I don’t mind ;p
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Why do so many closers suck in non-save situations?
It’s weird.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid ESPN
“A very good team just got better” (announcing the trade for Hunter Pence). Just tell us Pence is going to Philly without the stupid commentary.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
That sucked
and I got to hear the offensive struggles and wilson blowup from 8th to end on the radio while driving

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