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Just saving Belt for the 15th inning.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

and

back to the torture

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

well

renteria is up now

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant could just trust his mods and tell us if he’s not going to be around

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got stuck in the next thread. Is that a reverse chop?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread smells better!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

HEART STILL PUMPING

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So Chapman throws fast.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If he had any interest in being a great pitcher, he’d be a starter. Most important thing to him: throw one inning (two at the most) and dazzle people with fastball.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s his fault.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just strikes me as having a little Benitez in him. More concerned with how fast his fastball is than how well he’s doing.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t recall any statements on his part, ever, which makes sense because he’s new to America, without even the minor-league acclimation that most Latin Americans get.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have to win this game. They sure aren’t winning Sunday.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Our strategy against Chapman should be make him throw as many pitches as possible, so he can’t pitch that many innings against us.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That would require either taking pitches or making contact.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m leaning towards option 1, and just taking the strikeouts (except for Kepp, Beltran, and Sandoval).

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would require having a strategy.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chapman is a scary reliever

I’m not sure if we’re able to get a hit against him.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt could totally totally do it

by Your mother on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, who are these random people spamming PBP information on the #hatsoffSF feed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The same people who comment on the Facebook page, presumably.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mccoy Chronicles.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Head & Shoulders ponied up the contraband.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a contest now. Ten thousand or 25,000 or I dunno.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? For Tweeting in the box?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they tweeted that there’ll be a randomly selected tweet or something for a prize. It’s all about the benjamins.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spam bots, go!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

500 people typed “Lopez coming in”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a 1000 people resisted the urge to say TWSS!

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scorecasting has made me think way differently about calling balls and strikes

Like, seriously, it’s strange

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Really

I’ve only read the review on BP and the stuff on balls and strikes seemed pretty much conventional baseball wisdom.

Also, the review questioned a lot of their other findings about baseball.

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So..

2 innings till the P spot up again. The Stewart will PH. Yay!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

CINCINNLATI

Not CincinLAtti. I’ll not have my hometown maligned!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think anyone mentioned Birmingham.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid, you’re precocious. Here’s a nickel. Go to the picture show.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

In high school, the fastest I ever saw as 85

Even at that speed, I was uneasy in the batters box… I couldn’t imagine facing a guy who throws 100+

by GiantETeam on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CINCY BENCH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at the Reds failed celebration.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is gonna Hanrahan Wilson.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant jinxed it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

please dont make flem say

GOOOOO___NE

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Jon right now, fwiw

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ex World Series hero with the Marlins.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last out of the 2004 World Series

by ParisRoxanne on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

When in Cincinnati, you gotta do what Dusty does.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait I’m so fucking confused. Did I miss the Giants AB?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

those fastballs were so fast you didn't even notice the AB

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I didn’t go anywhere. But I swear the Giants were just pitching!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you blink?
then, yes.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good shit Crawford, that looked like trouble.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BOYAH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf renteria got fast?

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Renteria

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump looked really close to getting that call wrong.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, that guy just talked to me for an hour about something about something because he was trying to sleep with me and I put the kibosh on it.

I’M TRYING TO WATCH THIS GAME

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Persistent.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of it was complaining about said drama.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still persistent, but apparently poor execution.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a whole miasma of drama because he’s currently (or was) involved with one of my close friends, and I’m all, “What the hell, man?”

Why am I tell you all this? Man, I’m frustrated.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You said “said drama.” I’m out of the loop.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, my subject/verb agreement failed me. Whoops.

But yeah, that’s an extremely abbreviated version of the drama. I HATE DRAMA.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You hate TNT

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL he loves Southland

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Southland. Great show. And I like that they show Law and Order on Saturday mornings.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Law and Order does seem like a nice show for the morning time. It’s like a relaxing drama that just doesn’t seem good enough to watch when you have stuff to do, but there are times when I’m glad it’s in circulation.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good for TV, but that’s about it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re in a bar?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEAVE ME ALONE, I’M POSTING ON A BLOG

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

… you’re not supposed to say that? oops.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At home. He called me.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well ya didn’t have to answer!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know it was going to be THIS!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTH

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I even explained to him the situation with Fontenot failing to capitalize on the loaded bases, and the dude still kept talking.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a loser

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have loved to see Chapman vs. Bonds at Bonds’ peak.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

That would be insane.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds could have sent one to the McCovey statue.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would point to an AB against the young Billy Wagner in, maybe ’96.

Double off the CF fence.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GAGNE

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Power vs Power

That would be fun to see. Can Barry still hit now? Give him a uniform.

by GiantETeam on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you have a radio show to attend

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh you’re still talking to your smallfolk are you

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit Grant

Stubbs just hit that ball and I almost killed you.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1 rec'd

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost thought you were a prophet for a second, with that warning track hit.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could trust yr mods you know

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs dregarx

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t betray trust without trust.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an excellent point.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Grant

You almost just jinxed the shit out of us

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flays fingers

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respect is earned!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

??

He’s a good reliever. The entire Giants bullpen is good.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OH YEAH

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooooo

Id rather have Mota than Zito has our long reliever. Just cut Zitos ass

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate does it all

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

109

-------------
Adoptive father to Flying Dutch Squirrel Sharlon Romans Emederio Schoop. At least he tries.

by bombs on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE DOIN' IT ALL

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAGH

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL REDS FANS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao

torture

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, man, I thought that was way gone.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

weouieheiohihriughiyh3h29037230hno

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my dear lord baby jesus

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/faints

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

damn you kuip

why you gotta make a flyball sound scary!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, close one

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

This game is definitely some vintage torture.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t even know these types of games existed at the Great American Ballpark.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR!?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 1-0 games at Coors

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was scary.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL. Whatcha watchin’ there, Stubbs?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So what's going on with the Reds fan at the game

(not watching the game live)

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He left.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

get it because nobody’s there

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The torture is back

In full force

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GACK

/coughs up Chex party mix

by Your mother on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally time?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

seems like the torture is back.

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

please for the love of god END THIS FUCKING GAME by scoring some runs Giants

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY ARRESTED WESTEROS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUSTER

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the similarities between the Bluths and Lannisters are stunning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

#FreeBelt

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US CARLOS

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran has to hit a homer

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran needs to do something good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck more Chapman.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That's fast for Barry Zito.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

too fast

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Zito

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to love the Tenderloin
Until I made some tender coin
Then I met some ladies from Marin

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

We took the highway to the 1
Up the coast to catch some sun
That left me with these blisters on my skin

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know what I was on
But I think it grows in Oregon
So I kept on going going gone right through

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drove into Seattle rain
Fell in love, then missed the train
That coulda took me right back home to you

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg this is so the soundtrack to my next novel, about the Giants

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANNA REED IT

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL not even really written

I have this old manuscript from 2003. It had an aging slugger, a new ballpark, a closeted gay infielder, and an amazing pitcher with a drug habit.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really does sound interesting.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aging Slugger: Pat
Gay Infielder: Aubrey
Amazing Pitcher: Tim

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have pegged Zito on the third item.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pitcher did have a great curveball, but he also threw hard.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was 2003, so it was more like Bonds. But yeah, my character was bizarrely prescient of Timmy, kind of like that Titan-Titanic kind of way. Even to the drug stop.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/downloads e-book

/remembers he doesn’t have e-reader

/eats a cookie, goes to bed

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re skinny. Eat two cookies.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, Chapman is just so scary

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BUST

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

CARLOLS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, Chapman is nasty.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing you can do

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran gotta go.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

trade him for burris

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTran

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bustran

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, we need a Sandoval double, a Chapman wild pitch, and…another Chapman wild pitch.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I do NOT want Belt taking an at bat against this guy.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems like Carlos

is like a foreign exchange student who is having trouble with the language

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OW can you imagine getting hit by that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

do NOT hurt our Panda, asshole

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy cow

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That would leave a welt.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

beltcrap

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s give Carlos a break. It’s been two games. I’m sure he’s pressing.

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE BREAK...

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give him a break on this pitcher

I mean Chapman only throws 100 on a regular basis

by GiantETeam on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we’re that serious. Unlike the tweets to the same effect.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We gave up Wheeler for THIS guy?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHYEAH

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have one of the Giants’ three RBIs. I’m more mad that Fontenot started over Crawford.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Crawford is good!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good at defense. Better than Fontenot right now (SSS) who’s head is lost (feelings).

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too reasonable. Let us be annoyed!

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would’ve hurt.

by MinerNiner on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

bruised pandoids

by mlb22 on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chapman has to be wearing down

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran is a fucking awesome hitter

Relax people

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ball gets lodged

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt gets an AB against Chapman throwing 100

Strikes out, doesn’t get to play for a week.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

so the same thing would happen as if didnt get an ab

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt gets no ABs

doesn’t get to play for a week

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I want to see Chapman throw an eephus.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

85 mph Eephus.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I got chopped in the weirdest way… I have no idea what happened, but I’m just glad I’m finally here so I can say… NATE MOTHERFUCKING SCHIERHOLTZ…. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

/feels better now

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ROD SERLING: “He would never know that the desolate wasteland onto which he stumbled that sultry July night was a place called True Blue LA. You won’t find it on any map, and it’s not listed in any directory. It exists only on a lonely exit whose signpost reads The Twilight Zone.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rod Serling: also in the 11th Airborne Division. (SF Pete? where are you?)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew he served in the Pacific Theater, but I didn’t know that.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super-duper paratrooper, yep. Best friend got killed by a bad airdrop of supplies from a plane.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that. And I knew that the horrors of war in general helped spark his ideas for scripts when he returned to the States. He’s such a fascinating man. I really do find Rod Serling fascinating.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason this reminds me of...

“The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at leaset they’ll probably have to take Chapman out after this inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

/Dusty leaves him in for 5 more innings

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

so how the heck are we supposed to get a hit from him?

I don’t think it looks possible.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

it seems utterly insane that he's given up a hit this season

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many hitters look so totally overmatched.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Ross getting a hold of one

but unfortunately he decided to do compete in his own personal bat throwing competition.

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Ross against Chapman

should be fun.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the best swing so far.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha CODY BAT TOSS!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross will not stop until every fan is dead

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

oh ross.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s the bat toss…

by chenster on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLD ON TO YOUR FUCKING BAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The patented Cody Ross bat toss.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody

kinda sucks right now.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody
kinda sucks right now

/fixed

by ACgiant97 on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TGWTWS

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, Earth to Mathilda

Ross is still one of our best hitters.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked 2010

I’d do it again.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost as if he's a streaky player

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NUTS

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross, hold on to your bat.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

#FreeBelt

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Cody Ross

Bat-flinging MVP of the league.

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck country hardball let’s play something else.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

When Ross is going bad, he kills people.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

So tired of Ross. so very tired of his bat throws

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can’t Ross hold onto his bat??

by monsterlxe on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody you really need to invest in some pine tar.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Angry Ross = omg

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha

Called it. Fucking useless Ross.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross is seriously going to kill someone someday. Why can’t he keep his hands on his bat?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This shit is seriously like a schtick out of the Major League film franchise

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This shit is seriously like a schtick out of the Major League film franchise

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it the same cat?

by haemaker on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This shit is seriously like a schtick out of the Major League film franchise

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Major League stick of shit will be on The Franchise.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This schick is seriously like a shit out of the major film franchise league.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

where have i seen a ross ab before

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Classic

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck someone’s bleeding from his bat.

by chenster on Jul 29, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

We have to do a shootout first

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home run contest.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah? Try waking up to Damon Bruce.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I was there

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time Ross comes up, I’ll just pretend it Ross from Friends and have laugh.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This seems fair.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dry humping is aging beer

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It was motas bday 4 days ago

I hope the boys threw him a nice party

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh, another inning from Mota.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

aka

they guy who saved our ass

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that was an easy throw from shallow left center. Huff could have made it.

/:-)

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate's pitching now?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

with that arm, has potential

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota = McCutchen?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/pitches til the 19th?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can do the 14th, maybe 15th. You’d see Affeldt after that

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the last batter for Mota

I really don’t want him to pitch to Votto.

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would it be his last hitter?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think mota is going to go 4-5 innings

You don’t want Wilson to go in now because we are out of pitchers aren’t we? Wilson can’t go several innings.

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

on a positive note, SurKKKKKKKKKKKKamp

6 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 BB, 12 K, 3-2 GO-FO

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

want

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

12K/6IP. That’s a K/9 rate of 18. //drools…

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler who?

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filthy

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, call me a wet blanket, but I just don’t buy the premise that smart apes overtake San Francisco. Marshalltown, Iowa, maybe. But not SF.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

That movie looks so fucking stupid. At most, what are there? 500 apes? Shoot them with a missle and it’s over

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send Aaron Rowand.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh everytime I see that trailer

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

send the SFPD. they like shooting zoo animals.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh you’re gonna get protested

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

these are some really fucking smart apes man

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and plus the san francisco liberals wouldn't hurt animals

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLOSE THE PET STORES! ANIMALS SHOULDN"T BE SOLD LIKE PROPERTY!!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, I would understand.

Undone by your own hatred of guns and sensible laws.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we’ll debate that after Knoxville successfully defends itself using the good ol’ SECOND AMENDMENT.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

STUPID COMMA USAGE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

Bay Area resident sees gun hyperbole sail mile over head

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry I deal with a lot of this crap

from co-workers and have personal experience with gun violence

Sorry for getting into a political discussion – there’s a game going on

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry. Obviously, I wasn’t aware of that very personal connection to the issue.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody read that James Blish scifi epic Cities in the Sky? I wonder if SF ever managed to make it without armaments.

Although, he was writing before the 60s, maybe this was tough working-class San Francisco.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure they could would the Animal Rights activists, PETA, and Code Pink come out and prevent people from harming the Apes until it’s too late

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Draco Malfoy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no wai. he’s in this flick?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they’re smarter than us.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which makes them jump into helicopters?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t understand.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warm Zito up

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito pitches in 2 days

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt wouldn’t have caught that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have Belt pitch

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see it’s gonna be a long mutherfucking night, convict.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

hold me

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

calling the walkoff

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE WALK HIM

TO AVOID THE WALK OFF

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota v Votto

I can’t possibly see how this turns out poorly.

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I cringed when I saw that location

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop being so obsessed with walking. You never want to walk the winning run.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Told you Mota was going to get him.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

`

In a post that I hid and only mods can see.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

but not mods like me that you don't trust even though i'm "trusted"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that an apostrophe?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was lint on my screen.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did try to flick it at first.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than Lopez

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

thisa game has made me tired

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

thisa gamea hasa madea mea tireda

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jar Jar Binks?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was thinking italian, but that works too

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fiber makes me sad.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Votto has the Huff curse now

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope it’s not contagious, for Belt’s sake.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Huff!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The blue didn’t even give that ball a chance to hit a rock and bounce back into fair territory!!!!

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

mota

yeah

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS GAME IS SO TOPSY-TURVY

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota's trying to start some shit.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What was that at the end??

Mota looked back like someone was yelling at him

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That batter was struck out.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota is getting a little cocky out there.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I LEFT MY MOTA RUNNING

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Onto the next inning!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Word to your Mota!

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

His waxes chumps like candles.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-A

So, what’d I miss?

by wcw on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Beltran DFA’d
2. NATE
3. BORK

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A 4 hour Tums commercial

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt. Incidentally, so did the rest of us.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTAHEAD

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s your price for flight?

by haemaker on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I applaud your effort Mota.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we get Brandon Belt this inning?!?!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to ask yourself

“would we get Ishikawa this inning?” And then you have your answer.

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 3-3

We’re going 19, folks!

by TortureOpp on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HELLO MOTA

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

brandon belt triple

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s cool to have a pitcher who can go three innings in a pinch.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you gotta pitch Howry next inning

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

didn't he give up a walkoff to Stubbs like 2 years ago

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remember lots of extra innings and lots of home runs

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

August 20 2009. I can’t link, but look it up

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God.

The 12th inning ended peacefully.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If Giants don't score

Does Mota pitch the 14th?

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure

Then Jay Bruce hits a walkoff

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can totally score off this guy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OKAY, boys.......

Tired Kuip wants a run!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GRITS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not from half-moon bay, doesn’t count

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to visit the south one day.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just need money and directions.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Direc—directions?! Go south!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/spit-take

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, but if I end up in traffic I’m taking this out on you, buddy.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avoid Atlanta.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the south directions, I was thinking more LA.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm. No, you’ll want to take 5 down to wherever, then hang a left. Hit 40 at Barstow, and keep going for a week. Knoxville will be on your right.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m seriously going to do this one day though. Probably when I graduate.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I been to Nawlinz-Pass Christian-Biloxi and almost got lost to Pensacola.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should watch...

the episode of Top Gear when they visit the south… Educational.

by haemaker on Jul 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And heavily edited, no doubt.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have been edited more… Got them banned from the US for awhile.

by haemaker on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda liked it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that area very well. I miss it. Haven’t been down there in years.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a new year’s outing of the extended family way back in 1996. How old were you in 1996?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Year’s weekend of 1996, I was ten years old.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson says, “Got Heem.”

by haemaker on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a LOOOOOOOONG game

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

but its with a Southern accent fo sure.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolTwang

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was in Atlanta

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cinci DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT

by shaggingflyballs on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Lion

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is she calling long?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he doesn’t throw 100+

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH NOT CHAPMAN

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Hamster!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

my precious

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE’S THE HUFF BANDBOX HOME RUN I WAS PROMISED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank the lord, no more Chapman.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was quick

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT IS UP

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahh. A slight variation on the 4-3.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STAY HOT AUBREY HUFF

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT IT

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT IS ON DECK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great this part of the lineup.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT FREED

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This would have been a great game for Belt to be a defensive replacement

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT BELT BELT

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Belt sees more pitches than both of them combined.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT FREED

13 innings too late

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff fucking sucks

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Heath?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

belt?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That's three pitches so far this inning.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

“Two pitches, fool!”
“I can make an out faster!”
“Nah ah.”
“Yeah ha.”
“Wanna bet?”

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO IS THIS GUY

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

whoo is this fucking guy?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Dilemma

if Belt gets on base here, will that

a. convince Bochy he should start
or
b. convince Bochy he’s good coming off the bench

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

obvious answer is obvious

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

c. not convince Bochy

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the latter

unless he walks. then he’s not aggressive enough

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was aggressive enough

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS A GOD

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So now we know. Any game that goes to the 13th inning, Belt is showing up.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So . . .

 . . . who is this tall, sleek young beast at bat?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He who hails from the African savanna?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

grah

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt sits for the next 3 weeks

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA BELT

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WAS THAT A 3 PITCH INNING?!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

4 pitches!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was anticlimactic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T DO AS YOUR TEAMMATES DO, BELT!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/Benched for another 2 weeks

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

You folks are missing James Lipton at the SF Symphony tonight.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

the tea guy?

pass

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

The Actor Studio guy

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ever you spell his name

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you got it right.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna see the SFS, but I won’t be there during concert season. :^(

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be doing that.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have fix already or can we go together?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna go to the McCoven thing on the 23rd.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could meet Natto, Grant, jponry, Goofus and a few poster here.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets cold feet

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon! It’ll be fun. I’m coming all the way from the Correct Coast to be there!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the 20th…. don’t forget the 20th…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to remember to put up a new fanpost a few days before that one.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the other one just faded from the front page… I was going to wait til like the 15th or so and then put up a new one.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be funny if I got all the way there and then forgot what I came for.

“Let me re-trace my steps. Maybe that’ll help.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s droning over Tilson Thomas?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck....

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

and you wanted belt

to hit for that?

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

z

BELT WILL PLAY NOW, HE WAS AGGRESSIVE

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

6-3 UNACCEPTABLE

Get back in the basement, Brandon!

by TortureOpp on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

1st pitch swing

I bet that earns him a start tomorrow. He is learning the Giant Way.

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamn just lose the gaem. i’m gone. goodnight everyone.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/Belt sits for the next week

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why take out Mota

No one left in the pen but Wilson, who can’t go more than 1 or 2 innings.

by ABIJXY on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. That inning lasted one pitch longer than the minimum!

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a true Giant now

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

L O L

Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

might as well have mota bat

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE AGGRESSIVE AB THERE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

We waited 12.2 innings for that?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good. Huff stayed in the game.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been working hard.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the hell is Affeldt?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Doing his nails.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, check the cuticles

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON IS PITCHING IN A NON SAVE SITUATION
HIDE YO KIDS
HIDE YO WIFE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HIDE YO HURDLE

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAUSE THEY BE STRIKING OUT EERRBODY OUT HERE

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not available apparently! Jon mentioned it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

U GUYS WE WIL WIN

WATCH WE ARE WIN< I SENSE IT IN MY INSIDE OF ME

by ponybrain on Jul 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This game will end in a Jerry Meals “I wanna go home” safe call at the plate.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerry Meals sounds like the worst public service campaign ever

by Your mother on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want this game to end

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

no

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

New annihilation maps!!!!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did somebody mention maps?

Buenos Aires mayoral election (first round), 2011

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

the one up top looks like a face

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO. as long as it takes for the Giants to win.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is going to break out any time now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope with hives

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y U such a hater, porny?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

#HiHaterz

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt’s ball was a shot up the middle that would have been a hit if it didn’t hit the mound. Too bad it’s the same as a Huff popup to our manager.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2, how about that?

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Wilson.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

shiiiiiiet

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

And here. we.

Go

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nibble Nibble

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god

I don’t like this.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Tiem for Rally Poneez?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

More pitches to Bruce than the Giants saw all half-inning.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

There are literally SO many things only the Giants can do.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such as giving up a hit to two different pitchers in one friggin’ game…

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third straight game for Wilson?

Ruh Roh

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Would it be too much to ask to have oh I dunno 1 or 2 games a week that aren’t fugging nail biters?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why we have Zito!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That the Giants WIN.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But my nails look A-MAY-ZING!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice to feel like you could leave the TV and do something else without worrying that the game could turn on one play

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beep boop beep boop. I am. Carlos. Beltron.

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I see one of us has already gone insane

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a robot though

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure this guy can even bunt

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Save our boys. Learn how to bunt.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw jeez
Report: D-Backs interested in Rafael Furcal http://dlvr.it/d75Sq

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes Gary Brown

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WUT

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh sheeyit

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

base hits will haunt

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Wilson

That’s the guys first plate appearance ever.

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What just happened?

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

really weezy

you let that happen?!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck. Rent.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, was that the pitcher?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Relief pitcher!

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

vapors

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zero at bats between 2008 and now.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Wilson

jeepers.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Like I just said… So many things only the Giants can do…

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Are u fucking kidding

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This worries me

Mostly because no matter what happens I can’t be mad at Rent

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If Renteria hit a 3 run homer…I’m not gonna lie, I wouldn’t really be mad.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Just end the game please Rent. I can’t see the Giants winning this

by monsterlxe on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

gidp plz

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent

not liking the high socks

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Rent drink his hero juice?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

People don’t really think Wilson could have prevented that, do they? The leadoff walk was garbage, but that?

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is better than Wilson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

When Wilson comes into the game, I just KNOW the Giants are going to win. Deep down, you know it’s true as well.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it's him

of course

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Brian isn't Cliff Lee

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FML.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate everything. Again.

by wcw on Jul 29, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

what a shitty way to lose

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done, Renteria. Well done.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

well, that seems about right.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda predictable

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BB, well placed chopper, and a puff of chalk…. and it’s over.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Non. Save. Situation.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuck

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, time to watch a movie

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This is all Edgar does.

Game-winning hits. Nothing else. Nada. Just these.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Would’ve been better off losing a few innings ago.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 29, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Might as well be Rent.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

1 out 3 it is.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It seemed to have died for me the moment Renteria got the hit.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I thought MCC was just being slow from a lot of comments but I tried SBN and it wasn’t working either.

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 29, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He's single handedly winning that game against AZ though

so I don’t mind ;p

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid ESPN

“A very good team just got better” (announcing the trade for Hunter Pence). Just tell us Pence is going to Philly without the stupid commentary.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucked

and I got to hear the offensive struggles and wilson blowup from 8th to end on the radio while driving

by Hyoton on Jul 29, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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