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Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNS PLEASE

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND U

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND U

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally pot stickers!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for Rally pics?

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Blargh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

urgh

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit one out Cody.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

From the Good Phight...
Debatable, Very Debatable

Anyways a very steep price for Pence. I mean 2 top 25 prospects for Pence. It’s a very win now move.

/Glad the Braves didn’t get him though

I hope the Giants never give up four prospects to block another team from getting a guy.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

We just block through waivers.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That costs us next to nothing.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides the tears of Mat Latos.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a gain.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

abandon all hope

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff’s about to go ham

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Head & Shoulders. See what you did? Promise $10,000 and you get a bunch of yahoos just repeating themselves and each other.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

#HatsOffSF is ruined now.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is such a failure of a campaign. Don is gonna fire somebody.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what happens when accounts men try to write copy.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT CAMPBELL GET IN HERE.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/immediately blames Cosgrove

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s up, chief?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

More. Plate. Discipline.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It’d be cool if Ross got an XBH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Huff has a single in him. I can feel it!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a walk

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli is getting PH for.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that pitch wasn’t a strike, Cody.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking hackers

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING AT MORE BALLS

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

can someone walk please

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk thinks Ross taking a ball was a good take

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheat

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheating the game!

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice PA. Now it’s time for Huff to get the bandbox HR they’ve been promising us

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

come on aubrey.. prove me wrong

I dare you

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

RELEASE THE HUFF!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Always a good idea to wing at a 1st pitch slider Huff

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. Really?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Just missed that one.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That was foul!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ISN’T BELT IN FUCK

by chenster on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is totally destructive.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, Huff went the opposite of ham.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Meulens isn’t actually receiving a paycheck, is he?

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s not blame the wrong people.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going into SPAAAAAAAAAAACE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess that would be distracting.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because of that?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol whiteside still hitting

wtf u thinking bork

by chenster on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

“They’re getting too close to winning. I’ve got to stop that from happening, or I’ll never see my kids again.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay hot, Aubrey Huff!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

P spot up in 9th

hopefully we get to see Belt.
a cold Belt
still better than Huff

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Bray threw the exact same pitch to Huff

and the fool swung again

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WHYteside????

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TIED!!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAAHA who saw this coming

by chenster on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GRAYSIDES

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEEEEEELS!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI

MOTHERFUCKING.
WHITESIDE

by Fila429 on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ELIELIELIELIELI

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff looked like he was going to collapse

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING IN BELT

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELI!!!

 HE DID IT HE DID IT

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GRAYSIDE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So fucking unexpected.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside does have like a .450 wOBA against LHP this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Attababy Whiteside.

That’s World Series winning experience right there.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Alberto Huff!!!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDES!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well then

I guess that’s why Whiteside is still in the lineup.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

his career stats

would disagree…he has improved every year with more playing time

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually not bad.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!!!

i’ve spent 20 minutes trying to make a gif of the sam adams dry hopping girl

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’d dry hop her!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALBERTO HUFF VROOOOOOM CHUG CHUG CHUG

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

i did too!

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEE
PEE FOR US ALL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

:D

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

WHITESIDE HITS IN HUFF FROM 1ST

by TortureOpp on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They better save Belt’s bat for the ninth.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huffing and puffing all the way home

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

They probably had him if the throw is lower (but obviously you need to send the runner there and make your own luck, just saying).

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fans are into it. Sounds like they are doing the wave.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe it. I really can't.

A new hero every night.

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Fontenot telling Huff to slide

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

#HiHaterz

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t not laugh every time I see that.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNSIDE!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot is due

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It's time now, Grant!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Mikey. You can do this.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel as if a not-great pitcher for the pen would help the Phillies more than Pence.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

they think they need a bat….like they dont already have a handful of bats.

I’m glad they didnt get Adams and Bell

by justhangin on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to admit this

but we could use another RH middle infielder.

Like, Miguel Tejada.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

/takes out medication

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Hanley Ramirez

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Juan Uribe

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a bench player, he’s quite valuable.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

God Fontenot don’t swing

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Boi you gonna get it hard t’night, uh-huh.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like you found a new participant in “Power-Hungry Sheriff and Pale Redneck Meth Manufacturer.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dicks of Hazzard (real porno)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing it’s a parody of Dukes of Hazzard.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A very loose adaptation, one would imagine.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as Bo and Luke aren’t doing it with Daisy.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

EW

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the porn version? I’m wondering if this is (hopefully not) true.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the ride is over.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Once again, is Bochy just lucky every once in awhile or was his playing Eli and having him bat 7th a sign that he’s really a mad genius?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble grumble technologically sufficiently advanced rumble rumble indistinguishable bork bork magic bork

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot kinda of sucks a lot right now.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He really shouldn't hit against LHP in particular

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask him why he's such a dick

and makes us care about characters and then madly slaughters them. Also get some pointers for National Westeros

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg smack him

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today hasn’t been a good day for the hobbit

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, before this slump, Fontenot was outhitting Crawford by a lot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FonteNO is 0-23.

Can someone else get a sniff, please?

by Skip Teel on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

The Flash Mob was moved to 12:30. Why in the hell were all of them in the station at noon?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Good question.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

who sends that kind of information in a picture attachment

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe 1 person is at the very last minute said they were going to be late.

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dyslexic Romosexuals UNTIE?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SanFransational!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner

21 walks in 27 starts. He’s the anti-Sanchez.

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmm

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

romosexual time

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Phillies. If it hasn’t been mentioned enough times…

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Singleton and Cosart was a massive overpay. It makes Wheeler 4 Beltran look amazing in comparison.

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIngleton and Cosart are practically like two wheelers.

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I still hate the Beltran trade because of it being a complete rental

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo with the stripey socks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is facing a lefty.

Bochy is looking at statistics?!

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Romo, come on.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him please.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BRUCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by urea on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BATTER FACING ROMO.

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by seaborn on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

nasty

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio Romo

Not bad.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

romosexuality is so nasty

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

A lot of back door.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol bunt

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

How else is a righty getting on base against Romo?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FILTHY

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Top two in the NL

Either him or Mike Adams.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is

he and Venters are probably the best non closers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Adams

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Founding Father. Bad-tempered and vain, but brilliant and right.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

His Rotundity.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Abigail FTW

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

An inspiration to us all.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO ON TOP

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

ROMO YOU CRAZY

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by urea on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I see what jponry was saying earlier about Romo’s beard filling back in. ’Sall right, I guess.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD CAIRO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SURGIO

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio Romo is really good.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Burned down to the ground.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

How many here really think Romo is better than Wilson?

I may be in that camp.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I do

I still think Wilson is really good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s pretty damned good.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone, including me.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha YES!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAAAAAYUM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Welcome to it.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on over Ramon

We could use you

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ll take him for a pack of big league chew…thats bout it

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

charlieee charliee

we’re great charlieeee

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by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, JohnnyVenters has thrown almost twice as many innings as Romo this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The Braves have three pitchers in their bullpen.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is very heavily used.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can somebody break down the difference Pence makes to PHI? Especially vs Beltran?

I don’t think he matters that much. As opposed to Beltran, who apparently can increase the size of Giant batter strike outs substantially on his own.

Kidding. Kind of. Weird Sabean lineup curse is in play after all.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If he replaces Ibanez, it’s a definite upgrade.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raul Ibanez takes pride in his defense.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now

if they send down Brown and keep playing Ibanez, not so much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Should ANYONE get on next inning...

Beltran would hit and could conceivably win the game for us…

by GiantETeam on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

be honest

how many of you pressed the play button?

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hovered… and felt dumb. :(

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that, I couldn’t find the pic, so I just took a screenshot.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? He struck two guys out.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does that sometimes. I don’t think it’s a big deal.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems to hyperextend that left knee a lot.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait what nooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked like that knee thing he gets once in a while

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN ****BREAKING**** Source: Romo out for season

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEPP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

take that!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurt knee?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

zzz

No K. This is fine.

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Kepp
In
Ger

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two more players saying, “Fuck. Who’s that guy?”

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio’s knees scare me.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot doesn't make that play

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what Jay Bruce’s stats would look like if adjusted for AT&T Park… I hate these new stadiums (Cincinnati, Houston, NY, etc.).

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Houston was Pac Bell’s peer, though.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean they opened the same season.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. But Houston’s park is an abomination. Like Yankee Stadium.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think after the generation of Comerica and Petco everyone got all, EEK. TOO BIG.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god

Romo better not be hurt, he’s my favorite Giant right now

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

huh

what happened??

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently Tom from Myspace is a Giants fan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What about Steve Case from AOL?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/“You got mail” sound

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

shudder.

/IM sound
/whitevan6969: hi got pix

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by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

AOL sure was a resource hog.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

….please wait……..downloading art…..

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry Ramon. Next time you see Romo you’ll be catching him.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He has that goofy knee thing.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not religious, but I’ll get down on my knees and beg to every God mankind has ever invented to prevent Romo from being hurt.

by diamondnerd on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THOR

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A GOD

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cthulu doesn't need your pitiful prayers!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/enter Hawkgirl and her mace of Nth-metal

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT FRANCISCO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home Run Time Nate!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BELT

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, right here.

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HANNIGAN IN. HERNANDEZ OUT.

BLOG SPECULATES HERNANDEZ TRADED TO GIANTS FOR STEAK SANDWICH.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WITH SKYLINE CHILI

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by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HANIGAN FLIPPED FOR CHEESESTEAK

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please try to get on base Giants

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re seriously never gonna give Belt an AB.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this mean he’ll be in a platoon with Rowand?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy truly believes in Belt… he thinks the kid can get a hit without a plate appearance.

by axolotyl on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are valuable big league at-bats for young Torres…

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Belt homered off Chad Billingsley and had a game winning double later in the same game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

who

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then he had a bad game against Kershaw, which doesn’t happen to left-handed hitters, so they benched him.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Wait.

Maybe.

Actually no.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

now you’re gonna tell me the yiants won the world series

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

nate hit that too hard

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck it

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

by capra on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, Romo’s last 10 outings, 7.1 IP 0 H 0 R 0 BB and 11 K….

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

but hinske

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the occasional HRs are why i rather he didn’t close for a year or two anyway…i rather keep Wilson..

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are an illusion caused by how effective he usually is. The bumps stand out more.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s why his K% has been dropping.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t pitch to lefties…

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got an MRI and it turns out I have beltran fever.

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a fever. The only cure is more cow Beltran.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“HI EVERYBODY!”

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that MRI must have magic….b/c im pretty sure they cant do that

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, you guys.

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just hop on base, Torres

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yungo :(

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

#FREEBELT

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That’s not a goddamn strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres thinks he’s Pablo and can hit every ball out of the park.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

belt woulda got on base

by chenster on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt could’ve done that.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

A corpse could have done that.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I don’t have watch Belt hit.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, I predict

a Kepp double and a Beltran K.

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lets swing at everything

boy that sounds like a grand idea

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the wasted two out double

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit one out, Kepp.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he hit one for an out

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. Don’t hit one out.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT BELT…ran

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST SETTING UP FOR THE BELTRAN SOLO HOMER

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Not how I wanted THAT half-inning to go.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to walk my dog

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

cheater

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again? You just did that earlier this week!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just call Jonathan Sanchez

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he like dogs?

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Only benefit of Belt on bench: available to hit vs Cordero in the ninth.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt isn’t ready for major league pitching.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like our chances in the tenth

So let’s try to get there.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

alright RamRam/Lopez

Let’s get to the 10th

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i had a dream

that i saw lincecum strikeout 14 braves. everyone was going crazy. then i realized i DID see that.

by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeeeeeerd.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_0

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yonder ALOLnso

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Yadier Alfonzo

Kuip gets both names wrong!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I was really confused at first

I thought Eliezer Alfonzo was hitting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ebenezer Alfungo

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's

Edweirdo Alfungo to you

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What light through Yonder Alonso breaks?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It is the LF! and Hanigan is the C!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

At bat, fair C, and hit the looming pearl

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Philadelphia really wanted to get back at SF, why didn’t they tell the Eagles to sign one of the Niners’ free agents?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The first pitch was over Yonder

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

not a good start

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG Billy Butler

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shit.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Renteria is running for Alonso!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLEDGAR

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Battle of the Bullpens . . .

which means that even on the road I like our chances . . .

except for this lead off single.

Hey, no problem . . .

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE OUTS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah right, Edgar. In your dreams.

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he just give up a leadoff hit to some dude named Yonder Alonso?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was lucky.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

would’ve been a DP though

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RamRam is gonna blow this isnt he

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS A GREAT BUNTER

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLHANIGAN

LOLGIANTPAIN

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

kick power

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria

Nope

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOGAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Hanigan!

Now they’ll never give us Hernandez!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TO BE THE MAN YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria running for Alonso?

That seems very Bochy-like

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

How slow must Alonso be?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why even throw over?

Wouldn’t we want Rent to go?

by NHL84 on Jul 29, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So why isn't Belt playing, I thought he was the NEW ISHIKAWA?

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

FLew in the on deck circle.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

One FLew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as I’m around, there are at least two.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking at some of the power numbers on these otherwise unimpressive players, I can’t help but feel like we should’ve traded Wheeler for Great American Ball Park.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Royals beat the crap out of the Indians 12-0.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Never mind

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF was that pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

PASSEDBALLSIDE

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

oh brother

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck Eli?

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YIANTS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, Whiteside is a bad person.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Whitehead seems to do that at least once a game

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He pissed off Tim with that.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why

Stewart seems to catch every Timmy game now

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact, it happened vs. the Reds. I was at that game.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’oh.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI!

Still the hero but dayum…

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

MOVE YOUR ASS LATERALLY

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS ELI

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Passed ball for Whiteside????

/dumbfounded

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice going Weakside

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, pookstarckle

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hm.

Not fantastic.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside is such a bad catcher

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside

You may be a good hitter, but you have a poor IQ.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Slightly below average hitter.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should be automatic

He shouldn’t even be thinking about that

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

RAMON

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

waddapitch!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside’s laziness cost us ninety feet.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

its funny

cause eli is a catcher… but he cant… you know… catch…

by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside for Lasorda

At least he could block the balls with his fat.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s probably fatter than Fat Lasorda

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lasorda has AGILITY

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXTRAS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S BELTRAN TIME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT’S MURDERS ROW IS COMING UP

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CROWD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

odds of Bochy putting him out there for another inning?

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

RAMRAM

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Dusty take out Fred “3 for 4” Lewis?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK DUSTY

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes dusty baker

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

sent him out to the store for more toothpicks

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense. Heisey is a better player anyway.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to throw down.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hr beltran

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!

time for Beltran, Panda and Cody!

(1b, gidp, infield pop up)

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

More like

1B, 1B, GITP

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, surely we can score a run with Beltran – Sandoval – Ross.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol u

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a lot of grit.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok beltran

hit it and not have it get caught by a reds player

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Ram Ram

Sorry I had absolutely no faith in you getting through that inning.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giants:

Please don’t have this game go to extra innings. I really hate when you do that and would like to be able to do something tonight other than watch you play 14 innings or so.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Where were you twenty minutes ago???

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO YIANTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally, "Don' wurree. I got this."

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

A true dragon can’t be hurt by fire. Just saw that episode last night.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire and blood, Carlos!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH BELT IT

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PITCHING AROUND BELTRAN

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Vogelsong is now listed on the stats page of ESPN.com, leading the league in ERA.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone have an online feed?

girlfriend monopolized my TV :(

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

mlb.tv?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should monopolize her choice of where she sleeps tonight

by ACgiant97 on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he tries to take the TV back, he ain’t getting any tonight.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard choices

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of amazing that the Freds haven’t scored since the second.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch sure had some mustard on it.

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

oh brother, cmon Beltran

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

argh

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Belt available to hit this inning?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

no

still learning how to walk. also holds the bat upside down. needs moar seasoning

by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, he should watch Aubrey Huff and learn.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

could do with a touch of paprika

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool it with the Gaslamp Ball talk!

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA TIME

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

CARLOLS BELOLTRAN

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech

1-8, 4 K

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ok why did we get him again???

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not enough 4-3s beforehand.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

To get rid of Wheeler and cover the bonus.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a real Giants swing.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

Even Beltran?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally hammers!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY ADORABLE DIREWOLF PUPPY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Patience

It’s not even 10 PA’s yet

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran's pressing a bit

He’ll figure it out

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran is fitting right in.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yeah pablo

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDAMONIUM!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

he is this decade’s Guerrero

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLITO

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA POWER

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GOLF SWING

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablito

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lord, he really goes down and gets that.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ownage

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That was outside of the strike zone

but we still got a hit. Wow

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY THIS DIREWOLF IS GOING TO SHOW UP AGAIN SOMETIME, RIGHT?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

eventually

probably. she is still alive.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ravening thru the riverlands

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CODY you fucking asshole

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

6 for 6 with six singles

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

666

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKFUCKFUCK

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST PITCH

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

And I hope somebody squared you up.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, great job Cody

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I sort of expected that

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Cody

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY SUPER TSUYOSHI SHINJO

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

cannot unsee

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see it. I blocked it yesterday.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval needs to work on his slugging percentage against Cordero

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

God I am sick of Cody Ross. He sucks!

by ACgiant97 on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ownage is a ross myth

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ok

no cody till playoffs. thats the only time hes good

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY KINGSLAYER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

His name is Jamie.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaime.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not going to end well

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch was right in the middle of the strike zone, though.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, we were promised an Aubrey Huff bandbox HR.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come the fuck on Cody

That was right down the middle

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

now batting
  1. bruce bochy

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff can take pitches

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

best possible outcome for Huff there

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLREDS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

vot no

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

USE BELT

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY DADDY ISSUES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I scrolled past this pic three times before I realized that isn’t Michael Douglas.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play, no out

I’ll take it

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTAAAAAACK!!!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

PH BELT PLEASE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

USEBELT

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

time for WHITEY POWER

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

How has Huff ended up on first these past two ABs?

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Votto killed the 4-3!!

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Huff seems to do it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That hit was up there with the likes of rectum face hits.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that was almost a 4-3

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Votto, do see what happens when you get between Huff and his 4-3s?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Tried to 4-3 and the Reds weren't having it

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Tried to 4-3 so badly

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow....

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Huff 4-3 forever in hell

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Whiteside looks completely overmatched

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

the pinch runner?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAY HOT AUBREY HUFF

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

rally bagel usb

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Travis got some ABs.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't swing at those, Eli.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside looking lost.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Giants

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY :(

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLE!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster and Mole!!

cries

"But here’s what I like most about the big leagues: the water pressure in the showers. The water pressure is outstanding. You get clean in half the time." - Brandon Belt

by deegreentea on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eventually teams will play two guys at second when Huff bats

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the Phils gave up their top two prospects.

We really put the fear of God into them.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

No

We put the fear of beard into them

by Lakers1230 on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PANDA

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOM

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA VROOM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA VROOOOOOOOOM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That was really risky.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

best chance we might get for innings

-------------
Adoptive father to Flying Dutch Squirrel Sharlon Romans Emederio Schoop. At least he tries.

by bombs on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA VROOOOOM

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

good job

pablo

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So glad he lost weight

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

he knew

the pitch was going down so it would be hard to throw

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Pablo.

You look real good.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Pfieffer

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Panda

Let’s hope for a WP

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOM HUFF

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF VROOOOM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Only way they will score.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON ELI

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BASES LOADED

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man bases loaded for Grant, ugh
please get a hit Hobbit

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Font's 4-5 vs Cordero

Though he has been in a slump

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

PH BELT

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not a bad Idea...

You do have Crawford that can go to short

by GiantETeam on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALKSIDE

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo>Grit

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PINCH HIT FOR THE FONT

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, here we go Fonty

Make up for a night of suckage.

by NHL84 on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wild pitch or balk please.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY JAIME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

shouldn't it be Tyrion?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send up Belt you idiot!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

As always, it comes down to a Hobbit

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

has to throw his ws ring into mount doom

-------------
Adoptive father to Flying Dutch Squirrel Sharlon Romans Emederio Schoop. At least he tries.

by bombs on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Belt hitting!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

If they don’t play Belt in non-pressure situations, they aren’t going to put him in now when Fontey has hit this guy well in the past.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’ll pinch run if Huff makes it to 3B

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Frodo

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Joey Greco?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

aint that the guy

from cheaters?

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-5

against cordero? fontenot??

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The Imp is up

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Take pitches, please.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I still want Belt to pinch-hit here.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm rooting for the bases loaded walk

Come on, let’s go!

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

wild pitch?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL overreaction

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

make up for your awful night Fontenot

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

this will not end well

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Please get a hit

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to throw up from nervousness. Osity. Nervosity.

Whatever.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot is so due

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot is so due doo.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need an HPB

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON FONT

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot is soon to be 4-6 against Cordero

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Fontenot

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. If Belt’s hasn’t gotten an AB by now, you might as well send him down.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY GRANT WHY

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was pathetic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.

by The Enchanter on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I just hit z in gameday to get the next pitch to be thrown.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT

reoighwgnvsodfnargaergon

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HE’S 4 FOR 5. FUCK OFF GUYS

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And I mean Kruk and Kuip not McCoven

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was just brutal.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Were two of those pitches outside?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I have a Cordero badge now

fuck

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the most pathetic thing I’ve ever watched.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

guess hes now 4-6 :(

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Bochy

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

GO BACK TO THE SHIRE

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

FUCK YOU BRUCE.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

suckage trumps ownage

by justhangin on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork'd.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Not pinch hitting Belt there was fucking stupid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda let Crawford bat, he’s more selectivo.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Or you know, um. Shit never mind.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, NOW you put him in.
UGH….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you, giants

didn’t see that coming

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy and Dusty have a shit-off

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

GOTTA SAVE BELT

EMERGENCY 1B WHAT IF HUFF GETS HURT YOU GAIZ

by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

For the love of christ Bochy

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Next time

we do not have him play at shortstop. Every player who plays at shortstop has their batting average reduced. It’s a curse or something.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross, Fontenot, Whiteside, not-Belt… This lineup is so not awesome.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fucked.

Just trade him already. If you’re not gonna fucking give him any ABs, send him away.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure glad Belt is still on the bench

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bile:

It’s what’s for dinner.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

subject line

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danger:

Phallic implications.

She’s ready to blow, Captain!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Bases loaded, two outs … and Bochy is gonna let Mike Fontenot (0 for last 21) hit for himse

lf.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow didn’t realize that. Of course considering he only seems to play against lefties…

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It goes above Bochy. We have an organizational commitment to sitting on our prospects. The fact that Posey played at all last year only goes to show how shitty our catching situation is.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one that was hoping for Bochy to PH with Belt?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

yes you are the only one

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The curse of the shortstop position

still exists….

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SO. MUCH. PAIN.

The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.

by The Enchanter on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

they playing jump around

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

in Cincy

that song came out 6 months ago.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFLOL

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don’t have the heart to tell them what’s gonna happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then Crawford comes in after Fontenot bats LOLOLOLOLOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

AMAZING

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SO NOW SHITENOT IS REPLACED

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Same thing happened to Rowand, didn’t it?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pooped.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Crawford’s in anyway.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA WHAT THE FUCK?

NOW you bring in Crawford to replace Fontenot? fucking brilliant.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

about an inn… err, 9 innings late.

by MinerNiner on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Crawford should still not be in the game. He shouldn’t even be on the roster.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, this is a whole new low when it comes to Bochy stupidity.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except you know, there’s guy who can hit that’s still on the bench.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue Lopez/Votto GIF

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Gonna have to get through 2 innings to get back to the middle now.

by NHL84 on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would pay money for Votto to have another swing like the gif against Lopez.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta save Belt for... I have no idea

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s keeping him on the bench in case he needs a pitcher for the 15th and 16th inning

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS"

That sound byte should die.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

gah

yes, yes so much

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now imagine that at a minor league baseball game followed by the Spongebob theme.

I dig minor league baseball and all, but good god. There is such a thing as trying too hard to keep the attention of the 3 year olds.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Fontenot was hitting third?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff for Votto!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 11 runs

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game

I feel so special!

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell is Posey still in?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he said he wasn’t coming out.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

um…

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm covering my eyes when Phillips comes up

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

By forfeiting to the Giants superiority?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you work for CSNBA?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate to say this

I miss Tejada

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah..no.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

His at-bats couldn’t possibly be any worse than Fontenot’s. It’s literally not possible.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

his range can be though

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pop-up on first pitch? I think so.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How soon you forget.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/searches heart
/comes up empty

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So Firefox decided to outright die on me basically at the same time as the Giants acquired Beltran.

It took me the better part of a day and a half to recover my passwords, and now I find that my 2nd best fantasy hitter sold his soul to the devil.

It hasn’t been a good week.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez has gone walk happy lately.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This is now very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very

very very very very very very very very very very very very scary.

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not good.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell of an AB

from Votto. Actually have to tip the cap there for once.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. That IS what we are following.

A ballgame.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stand Bochy.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DP NOW

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I see those Fontenot and Ross at-bats, I wonder how we ever beat anybody.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Grit.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No understanding of how to use Lopez

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Just be happy Romo wasn’t used as a ROOGY tonight.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jay Bruce is next

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez should never pitch to righties

Go Lopez, Mota, Affeldt if need be

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

mortal votto is good too

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez Giants

They aren’t going to want to trade you a catcher if they win all these games…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Our catcher is awesome!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, well

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

game over

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS LOPEZ FACING RIGHTIES?!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

we deserve to lose this game. fuck you bochy

by chenster on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in Miggy to pitch.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah now BORK wakes up

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re all chanting for you Bochy

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB

load em up on purpose.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Loss by suicide squeeze.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP ABOUT THE LIFETIME NUMBERS

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The important thing is that Brandon Belt has yet to enter the game.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

i still blame fontenot

because that means Wilson would be pitching right now to close

by Giants49war on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree

Any other player gets the run in, guaranteed.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming this goes south, this game will have been lost by Bruce Bochy.

Fontenot had no business hitting for himself with the bases loaded.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You make this sound like it was the ONLY thing he did wrong.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And actually something he did wrong.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid dodgers losing to the dbacks

by Lakers1230 on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too much to ask they continue to suck hard AND also beat the D Bags?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you're asking for is a lottery ticket, really.

If I had one of those to give you, I’d already be using it myself.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I have a sucky Dodgers team, a sweep of the D Bags, and a lottery ticket, please?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pick two of three.

Also, I make no guarantees as to WHO sweeps the D’Backs, nor that the lottery ticket is a winning one.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Mota will save us.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy has no excuse for not getting Belt an at-bat in this game. What the fuck do you have to lose in pinch hitting Belt for Fontenot? Answer me!

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well

Game certainly turned out better than we all could’ve expected after the first two innings.

Come back tomorrow and have MadBum shut ’em down.

by diamondnerd on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And lose 2 of 3 with Zito going Sunday

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost like Bochy can't let Romo pitch a full inning

without giving Lopez the same opportunity. He has no idea that Lopez should be a specialist and Romo can be used whenever.

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you gotta throw home here on a grounder.

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Meals says, "Go ahead."

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Lopez pitches to Phillips but gets pulled with Bruce up?

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh

The comments, along with gameday saying there was a coaching visit, made me think that he had brought in Mota

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

what is going on are they staling for mota?

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

They are after Bruce

Only righties available after this.

by NHL84 on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Lopez still in?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh

Lefty.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike out needed.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like this.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

JAVIER FINISH HIM

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LINEOUT DP

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OH YEAH

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha not gonna run on Nate.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz just showing off right there.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish he had run.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

good

it went to nate that arm scared him

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!

okay now

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydouble

[update] UH OH, MOTA?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There is only one out?!?!?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

suicide squeeze coming up

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what I'd do.

First pitch strike, 2nd pitch pitch out.

by NHL84 on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh well IBB, no theatrics

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in a glass case of emotion right now. I do not need this team to let me down tonight.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

deep breath

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn midsize city gay communities. I’m done. I AM DONE WITH THESE PEOPLE!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_0

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ridiculous.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody need a wittle dwinky-poo?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

COSMO ON THE DOUBLE

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe in the Yiants.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expressively stated.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the hell is Wilson? this is about as high leverage a situation as you can get

and bochy brings in the shittiest reliever on the team. wtf

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s pretty shitty.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's okay but in this bullpen he is the worst

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's OK.

Not better than Wilson, better than Casilla.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two straight days.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets turn two

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I think they should put in Wilson

and have Affeldt get the save.

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What are you saving Wilson for Bochy?

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota or Affeldt… who else is left? [besides Wheezy]

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

good grief

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theoretical question

With the bases loaded and less than two out, can the catcher deliberately drop a third strike, step on home plate and then throw to first for a double play?

by TortureOpp on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only works with open base and less than 2 out or 2 out.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

i was just reading up on that yesterday too. wanted to know if you can have a perfect game on a dropped 3rd strike

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only with 2 out can he step on home. In your situation, the batter is just out.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, in either event, in both cases the batter is out if first base is occupied with fewer than two outs.

But the whole idea behind the infield fly rule in the first place is to prevent exactly that kind of situation – deceiving the runner into not attempting to advance so you can have an easy DP.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infield fly

is runners on 1st, 2nd with less than 2 outs.

Drop third strike you are out with a runner on 1st with less than 2 outs.

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that would make sense

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

why didnt they just use lopez for the BB?

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe because his funky ass delivery?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

After last year, I rarely question Bochy. But man, he’s making some questionable moves today.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh geez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this plan

Have mota get the ibb
Then bring in wilson for the real ab

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re callin’ again.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scrambled eggs all over my face.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is a boy to do?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add avocado.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, Mota is pretty much known for his control. I’m glad the bases are loaded.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WTH was that Botchy? I think maybe Bruce caught the flu from Timmy.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota, don’t nit pick

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is mota in right now?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

To throw balls, apparently

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause saves.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw wasnt warmed up yet

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No better options.

Right? No?

I give up.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES YOU ASSHOLE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why it is bad to have a pitcher start off an appearance with an IBB.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

I’m not a big fan of that either

by nofreetime on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just put in Wilson and Belt and you don’t have to wonder what might have been.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WILLIAM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLERMO

FINISH HIM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This is exasperating.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Just challenge him and hope for the best.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear god Rent is going to beat us.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG!!!!

hahahhahahahaha
wow

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUGGERNATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE GREAT!!!!

by chenster on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SCHIER FUCKING HOLTZ

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE FUCKING GREAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S ALL THANKS TO BELTRAN

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE FUCKING GREAT!!!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE FUCKING SCHIERHOLTZ

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING NATE!!!!!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!@!!!!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH FUCKING NATE SCHIERHOLTZ MOTHERFUCKERS

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATHAN!!!!!!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE MOTHER FUCKING GREAT!!!!

by ParisRoxanne on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING NATE!!!!!

HOLY CRAP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKING NATE

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You, good sir, deserve a rec.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GENIUS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE TEH GREAT

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING LOVE NATE SCHIERHOLTZ OH MY DEAR GOD

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOTA’S REACTION

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked so awkward after his fist pump.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE IS BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF [REDS’] WORLD

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucking

Schierholtz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli bobbled the shit out of that ball to show it to the ump.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK ARE THE GIANTS STILL PLAYING THIS GAME

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THE ONLY GOOD THING BELTRAN HAS CREATED

FREAKING NATE PLAYING RIGHT MAKING THOSE PLAYS! Ross would of airmailed it

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yah!

Beltrans terrible! Fuck that guy!

LOL

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

sorry in my excitement i put right instead of left but you guys get it

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF RUNNING ON NATE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
BAKER’S DUMBER THAN BOCHY!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy is fantastic

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW!!!!

Anyone else have that Posey flashback there?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

not really

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda

i was at that game

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how they felt when Barry threw that guy out on his B-day.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

AIN'T MOTHERFUCKIN' HAVING IT

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA!

Amazing!!!! We’re still in!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN IF JUGGERNATE IS NOT FORCED TO MOVE TO LEFT FIELD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

runners will never learn

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A FUCKING CANNON

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I picked a bad time to stop sniffing glue

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

runner on 3rd, no outs

lol reds

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS WHY BELTRAN WAS ACQUIRED

to move N8 to left

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn’t he be N7, then?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE THE GOOD, NOT GREAT

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Very nice finish by Whiteside, btw.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Good point.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one that thought about Posey when that ball was hit out to Nate? :(

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rxmeister

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did

And then everyone else said no

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for me!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shit my pants!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

haha wow

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

pissing your pants is cooler

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, I did both =D

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you’re wearing the padres’ old colors

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why Nate moved to LF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate Mutherfucking Schierholtz

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It's like he's never set up for a play at the plate before.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He made an awesome dig. I think there’s different things to complain about.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked good to me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and gets run over

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously should have blocked the plate.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally disagree

He’s not a good defensive catcher, we all agree on this. But he caught it and made the tag perfectly, and he had to be where the throw came. If he were right on the line he would have gotten pummelled.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schier awesomeness

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

NEW SLOGAN

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lighting the Natto signal

We NEED that Mota gif

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOL MOTA

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody GIF Mota's arm pump please.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

was he behind the plate again?

by Binx Bowling on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh damn it’s Chapman

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lot better result than the last time someone ran on Nate with Mota on the mound…

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The Beltran deal

Is already paying off.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing I was watching something

to relieve myself.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Mota

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT CHAPMAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the hell is Belt?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

100 mph already

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

101 mph

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

101

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW 101...

And i’m not talking about the interstate

by GiantETeam on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I could hit it.

I mean, I’d have to lean out over the plate and I’d probably DIE.

But, hey.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

juggernate

gonna pull a bonds throw out than hr right after

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

nevermind

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I hope we ultimately win, extending the game is worth it just to see Chapman pitch.

by belilaugh on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing to see there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we ignore?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The takeover has begun.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

daaaaayum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

woh

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What the heck...

that’s just impossible to hit.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s nothing more i would love than a belt/chapman matchup

by sfoakbay on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re better off just taking pitches.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford won’t even get a swing off

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll walk.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAWFORD?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch last inning.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Country hardball from some other country.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford can work counts

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford has no chance. Don’t swing, kid.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the game that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends,
Somebody started playing it not knowing what it was
And they’ll continue playing it forever just because…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey that game’s not over!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon, seriously, you should just not swing

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t baby. In bed by ten every night.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

1) nate schierholtz
2) crawford can win a start with a hit/walk here
3) giants are pretty good against chapman

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

1. yes!
2. lol
3. lolol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

101

Not fair

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GIve him a wider zone.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiitttt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

My heart is still pumping

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, take some pitches to wear out his arm

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Chapman's gonna go multiple innings

So we might as well give up on scoring for awhile.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NOONAN
FresnoGrizzlies Fresno Grizzlies
Nick Noonan hits his first Triple-A home run, a solo shot to right to get Fresno on the board. 1-0, bottom 3

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Call heem up!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELLO NOONAN

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooooonan.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone wants to hear Grant on the radio
http://player.streamtheworld.com/liveplayer.php?CALLSIGN=KPAMAM

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He the guy on the phone? Never heard his voice before

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Host answered my question

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least there was contact there

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The scariest thing

Is that 101 is not even this guy’s fastest

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it’s Beltran Panda Ross up next inning again

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

k, 5-3, pop up to catcher

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/7/29/2304685/beat-cincinlatti-thread-4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

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