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Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Rally pot stickers!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Dammit!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Time for Rally pics?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
From the Good Phight...
Debatable, Very Debatable
Anyways a very steep price for Pence. I mean 2 top 25 prospects for Pence. It’s a very win now move.
/Glad the Braves didn’t get him though
I hope the Giants never give up four prospects to block another team from getting a guy.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
We just block through waivers.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides the tears of Mat Latos.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Head & Shoulders. See what you did? Promise $10,000 and you get a bunch of yahoos just repeating themselves and each other.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
#HatsOffSF is ruined now.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
That’s what happens when accounts men try to write copy.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
It’d be cool if Ross got an XBH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yes
Huff has a single in him. I can feel it!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ross-Huff-Whiteside-Fontenot-Nate
Game over
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking hackers
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
can someone walk please
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Cheat
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
RELEASE THE HUFF!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Always a good idea to wing at a 1st pitch slider Huff
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Terrible
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
That was foul!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Stay hot, Aubrey Huff!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
P spot up in 9th
hopefully we get to see Belt.
a cold Belt
still better than Huff
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Bray threw the exact same pitch to Huff
and the fool swung again
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
WHYteside????
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Eli!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
BOCHY IS A GEINUS!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
TIED!!!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
GRAYSIDES
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
WHEEEEEELS!!!!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
BRING IN BELT
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
GRAYSIDE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Cockroach offense!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
WHITESIDES!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
Well then
I guess that’s why Whiteside is still in the lineup.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Whiteside should not be in a MLB lineup. Simple. He got lucky. Too old to improve.
Second half Giants are always better.
his career stats
would disagree…he has improved every year with more playing time
by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY BEJEEZUZ ELI YOU ARE AMAZING
Rally Jerry!
NICE!!!
i’ve spent 20 minutes trying to make a gif of the sam adams dry hopping girl
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’d dry hop her!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ALBERTO HUFF VROOOOOOM CHUG CHUG CHUG
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry
i did too!
"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"
-Sergio Romo
by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
PEE
PEE FOR US ALL
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Huffing and puffing all the way home
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe it. I really can't.
A new hero every night.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Fontenot telling Huff to slide
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Posey for Fred Lewis
Make it happen Sabez
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Fontenot is due
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It's time now, Grant!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
run run run

/goes into dugout and smokes a marlboro
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I feel as if a not-great pitcher for the pen would help the Phillies more than Pence.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
I hate to admit this
but we could use another RH middle infielder.
Like, Miguel Tejada.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
/takes out medication
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Hanley Ramirez
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
How about Juan Uribe
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Hobbits can't play baseball
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Looks like you found a new participant in “Power-Hungry Sheriff and Pale Redneck Meth Manufacturer.”
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
I’m guessing it’s a parody of Dukes of Hazzard.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
As long as Bo and Luke aren’t doing it with Daisy.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Terrible game Grant
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Once again, is Bochy just lucky every once in awhile or was his playing Eli and having him bat 7th a sign that he’s really a mad genius?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
I'm going with the mad genius thing.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fontenot kinda of sucks a lot right now.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
He really shouldn't hit against LHP in particular
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Okay, off to the GRRM interview/signing
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Ask him why he's such a dick
and makes us care about characters and then madly slaughters them. Also get some pointers for National Westeros
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Today hasn’t been a good day for the hobbit
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
What is the deal? How is Crawford worse? How is he not obviously better?
Second half Giants are always better.
Well, before this slump, Fontenot was outhitting Crawford by a lot
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
FonteNO is 0-23.
Can someone else get a sniff, please?
OK
The Flash Mob was moved to 12:30. Why in the hell were all of them in the station at noon?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
also
who sends that kind of information in a picture attachment
Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe 1 person is at the very last minute said they were going to be late.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Right here
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Dyslexic Romosexuals UNTIE?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
th-->s's and Y-->G's
= Romosexual accent
by ParisRoxanne on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
SanFransational!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Madison Bumgarner
21 walks in 27 starts. He’s the anti-Sanchez.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants should have him and Sanchez one after another in the rotation
Teams wouldn’t be able to figure it out
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
romosexual time
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Can CSN retire that 2009 referencing ad: "We are!" I don't know who it's for.
Second half Giants are always better.
LOL Phillies. If it hasn’t been mentioned enough times…
Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.
Singleton and Cosart was a massive overpay. It makes Wheeler 4 Beltran look amazing in comparison.
Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.
They get him for a couple of years, right? Better investment than Beltran.
Second half Giants are always better.
I agree
I still hate the Beltran trade because of it being a complete rental
49 K's to 4 BB's
wowwwwww
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Sergio Romo is pretty good
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF Romo, come on.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
STFD BRUCE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD!
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
nasty
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Sergio Romo
Not bad.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
romosexuality is so nasty
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
lol bunt
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
How else is a righty getting on base against Romo?
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
Romo's gotta be one of the top 10 relievers in all of baseball right now
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Top two in the NL
Either him or Mike Adams.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I think he is
he and Venters are probably the best non closers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
ROMO ON TOP
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
ROMO YOU CRAZY
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
STFD CAIRO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Lol batter facing Romo
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
SURGIO
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
Sergio Romo is really good.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
STFD
Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.
How many here really think Romo is better than Wilson?
I may be in that camp.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
haha YES!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
DAAAAAYUM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Come on over Ramon
We could use you
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
i’ll take him for a pack of big league chew…thats bout it
by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap, JohnnyVenters has thrown almost twice as many innings as Romo this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Can somebody break down the difference Pence makes to PHI? Especially vs Beltran?
I don’t think he matters that much. As opposed to Beltran, who apparently can increase the size of Giant batter strike outs substantially on his own.
Kidding. Kind of. Weird Sabean lineup curse is in play after all.
Second half Giants are always better.
If he replaces Ibanez, it’s a definite upgrade.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Should ANYONE get on next inning...
Beltran would hit and could conceivably win the game for us…
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
be honest
how many of you pressed the play button?
by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I hovered… and felt dumb. :(
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry about that, I couldn’t find the pic, so I just took a screenshot.
by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Really? He struck two guys out.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked like that knee thing he gets once in a while
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
CSN ****BREAKING**** Source: Romo out for season
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh CSN, you so silly
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
take that!
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Hurt knee?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
zzz
No K. This is fine.
Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.
Nice!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
One almost feels sorry for opposing batters
almost
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Two more players saying, “Fuck. Who’s that guy?”
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what Jay Bruce’s stats would look like if adjusted for AT&T Park… I hate these new stadiums (Cincinnati, Houston, NY, etc.).
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Gotcha. But Houston’s park is an abomination. Like Yankee Stadium.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god
Romo better not be hurt, he’s my favorite Giant right now
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
huh
what happened??
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Came up limping
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently Tom from Myspace is a Giants fan
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
/“You got mail” sound
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I’m not religious, but I’ll get down on my knees and beg to every God mankind has ever invented to prevent Romo from being hurt.
shhhhhh
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Cthulu doesn't need your pitiful prayers!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT FRANCISCO
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Belt?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
HANNIGAN IN. HERNANDEZ OUT.
BLOG SPECULATES HERNANDEZ TRADED TO GIANTS FOR STEAK SANDWICH.
"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."
They’re seriously never gonna give Belt an AB.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
TRAVIS ISHIKAWA
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
These are valuable big league at-bats for young Torres…
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Belt homered off Chad Billingsley and had a game winning double later in the same game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
no way he did that
not enough VET SAVVVY
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
remember when huff hit those three home runs in a game
7 week ago. has hit one since…
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
nate hit that too hard
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
but hinske
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
the occasional HRs are why i rather he didn’t close for a year or two anyway…i rather keep Wilson..
by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
They are an illusion caused by how effective he usually is. The bumps stand out more.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a fever. The only cure is more cow Beltran.
by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
MRI revealed a fever?
what the hell kinda doctor you go to?
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that MRI must have magic….b/c im pretty sure they cant do that
by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just hop on base, Torres
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Yungo :(
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
#FREEBELT
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That’s not a goddamn strike.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Ok, I predict
a Kepp double and a Beltran K.
Here comes the wasted two out double
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
Not how I wanted THAT half-inning to go.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
I need to walk my dog
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
cheater
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Just call Jonathan Sanchez
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Only benefit of Belt on bench: available to hit vs Cordero in the ninth.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
I like our chances in the tenth
So let’s try to get there.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
alright RamRam/Lopez
Let’s get to the 10th
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
i had a dream
that i saw lincecum strikeout 14 braves. everyone was going crazy. then i realized i DID see that.
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
Was it in the playoffs? That would have been extra special
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
musta been
everyone was going extra crazy and i was waving an orange towel
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
o_0
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Yadier Alfonzo
Kuip gets both names wrong!
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
I was really confused at first
I thought Eliezer Alfonzo was hitting
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Ebenezer Alfungo
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
What light through Yonder Alonso breaks?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It is the LF! and Hanigan is the C!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
If Philadelphia really wanted to get back at SF, why didn’t they tell the Eagles to sign one of the Niners’ free agents?
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
niners brazz wouldnt notice anyways
theys asleep at the wheel
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The first pitch was over Yonder
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
ZOMG Billy Butler
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Well shit.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Not a good start
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Renteria is running for Alonso!
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Battle of the Bullpens . . .
which means that even on the road I like our chances . . .
except for this lead off single.
Hey, no problem . . .
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
I STILL LOVE YOU EDGAR
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Did he just give up a leadoff hit to some dude named Yonder Alonso?
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WHAT
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Well, that was lucky.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
would’ve been a DP though
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
RamRam is gonna blow this isnt he
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Well, that's nice.
LOLIGAN
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOLHANIGAN
LOLGIANTPAIN
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
LOLOLOL
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
haha
kick power
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
That was the greatest play I have ever seen.
Rally Jerry!
LOL LOGAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Thanks Hanigan!
Now they’ll never give us Hernandez!
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
TO BE THE MAN YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Renteria running for Alonso?
That seems very Bochy-like
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
Why even throw over?
Wouldn’t we want Rent to go?
So why isn't Belt playing, I thought he was the NEW ISHIKAWA?
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry
One FLew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as I’m around, there are at least two.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
DouplePlayDouplePlayDouplePlayDouplePlayDouplePlayDouplePlayDouplePlay
by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Tough with Stubbs up
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Looking at some of the power numbers on these otherwise unimpressive players, I can’t help but feel like we should’ve traded Wheeler for Great American Ball Park.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Royals beat the crap out of the Indians 12-0.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Idiot. Terrinle catching there
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
TERRINLE!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
shit
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Whitehead seems to do that at least once a game
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
He pissed off Tim with that.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Which is why
Stewart seems to catch every Timmy game now
Shit
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
ELI!
Still the hero but dayum…
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
WHY IS ELI
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Jesus Christ
Eli, you are awful
by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Passed ball for Whiteside????
/dumbfounded
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Oh, pookstarckle
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
STFD!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside is such a bad catcher
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Whiteside
You may be a good hitter, but you have a poor IQ.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
That should be automatic
He shouldn’t even be thinking about that
STFD
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
stfd
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Drop Zone Redemption?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
waddapitch!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Whiteside’s laziness cost us ninety feet.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
its funny
cause eli is a catcher… but he cant… you know… catch…
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside for Lasorda
At least he could block the balls with his fat.
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry
He’s probably fatter than Fat Lasorda
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I would really enjoy not having Votto up this inning
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
IT'S BELTRAN TIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
THE GIANT’S MURDERS ROW IS COMING UP
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Driving Infraction Row.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CROWD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Did Dusty take out Fred “3 for 4” Lewis?
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
BORK DUSTY
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
sent him out to the store for more toothpicks
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Good job RamRam
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
YES!!!
time for Beltran, Panda and Cody!
(1b, gidp, infield pop up)
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
More like
1B, 1B, GITP
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, surely we can score a run with Beltran – Sandoval – Ross.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
ok beltran
hit it and not have it get caught by a reds player
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Nice job Ram Ram
Sorry I had absolutely no faith in you getting through that inning.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
Dear Giants:
Please don’t have this game go to extra innings. I really hate when you do that and would like to be able to do something tonight other than watch you play 14 innings or so.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Where were you twenty minutes ago???
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
uh
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LET'S GO YIANTS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Let us go to 12 innings
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN201008250.shtml
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
Rally, "Don' wurree. I got this."

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
RALLY FLAWLESS QUEEN OF THE DRAGONS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
A true dragon can’t be hurt by fire. Just saw that episode last night.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fire and blood, Carlos!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Come on Beltran
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Vogelsong is now listed on the stats page of ESPN.com, leading the league in ERA.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Does anyone have an online feed?
girlfriend monopolized my TV :(
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
mlb.tv?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If he tries to take the TV back, he ain’t getting any tonight.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
no
still learning how to walk. also holds the bat upside down. needs moar seasoning
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, he should watch Aubrey Huff and learn.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
CARLOLS BELOLTRAN
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
Blech
1-8, 4 K
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
ok why did we get him again???
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
To get rid of Wheeler and cover the bonus.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Are you fucking kidding me?
Even Beltran?
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
RALLY ADORABLE DIREWOLF PUPPY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Patience
It’s not even 10 PA’s yet
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Beltran's pressing a bit
He’ll figure it out
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
PANDAMONIUM!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
PANDA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL GOLF SWING
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Pablito
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
Sandoval is pretty good vs Cordero
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Ownage
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
That was outside of the strike zone
but we still got a hit. Wow
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
RALLY THIS DIREWOLF IS GOING TO SHOW UP AGAIN SOMETIME, RIGHT?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
eventually
probably. she is still alive.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
CODY you fucking asshole
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
6 for 6 with six singles
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
666
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FIRST PITCH
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
And I hope somebody squared you up.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, great job Cody
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LIKE A TEMP
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Ross just popped out on the first pitch.
Does that count as an at bat?
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
ok
no cody till playoffs. thats the only time hes good
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY KINGSLAYER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
His name is Jamie.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Please!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
This is not going to end well
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
That pitch was right in the middle of the strike zone, though.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Oh come the fuck on Cody
That was right down the middle
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
now batting
- bruce bochy
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh wait you were serious
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HUFF
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
hahaha
vot no
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY DADDY ISSUES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I scrolled past this pic three times before I realized that isn’t Michael Douglas.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
In play, no out
I’ll take it
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
GROUND ATTAAAAAACK!!!!!!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
PH BELT PLEASE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
HERP DERP LUH DUH DUH
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
That hit was up there with the likes of rectum face hits.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Votto, do see what happens when you get between Huff and his 4-3s?
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Tried to 4-3 and the Reds weren't having it
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Tried to 4-3 so badly
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Wow, Whiteside looks completely overmatched
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
the pinch runner?
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
STAY HOT AUBREY HUFF
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
rally bagel usb

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside looking lost.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
MOLE!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, the Phils gave up their top two prospects.
We really put the fear of God into them.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
PANDA VROOOOOOOOOM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
PANDA!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
PANDA VROOOOOM
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
good job
pablo
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
he knew
the pitch was going down so it would be hard to throw
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, Pablo.
You look real good.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Alright Panda
Let’s hope for a WP
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
GAME WINNING BALK?
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF VROOOOM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
oh man bases loaded for Grant, ugh
please get a hit Hobbit
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Font's 4-5 vs Cordero
Though he has been in a slump
Rally Jerry!
It's not a bad Idea...
You do have Crawford that can go to short
WALKSIDE
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo>Grit
We may not be good, but we sure are slow.
OK, here we go Fonty
Make up for a night of suckage.
ELI
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Fontenot's got some Cordero ownage as well...
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY JAIME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
shouldn't it be Tyrion?
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by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
As always, it comes down to a Hobbit
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
is Belt hitting!?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Where's Joey Greco?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
aint that the guy
from cheaters?
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
4-5
against cordero? fontenot??
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
The Imp is up
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
I still want Belt to pinch-hit here.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
I'm rooting for the bases loaded walk
Come on, let’s go!
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
LOL overreaction
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
make up for your awful night Fontenot
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Fontenot is so due
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
WHY GRANT WHY
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
LOL
I just hit z in gameday to get the next pitch to be thrown.
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
FONTENOT
reoighwgnvsodfnargaergon
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
HE’S 4 FOR 5. FUCK OFF GUYS
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
That was just brutal.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Were two of those pitches outside?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I have a Cordero badge now
fuck
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
That was the most pathetic thing I’ve ever watched.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
guess hes now 4-6 :(
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
GO BACK TO THE SHIRE
The first six innings are overrated.
by apistat on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Bork'd.
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fuck you, giants
didn’t see that coming
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Remember when he was our number 3 hitter?
Such a distant memory now…
GOTTA SAVE BELT
EMERGENCY 1B WHAT IF HUFF GETS HURT YOU GAIZ
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
For the love of christ Bochy
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Next time
we do not have him play at shortstop. Every player who plays at shortstop has their batting average reduced. It’s a curse or something.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Ross, Fontenot, Whiteside, not-Belt… This lineup is so not awesome.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
This is fucked.
Just trade him already. If you’re not gonna fucking give him any ABs, send him away.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
Sure glad Belt is still on the bench
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
subject line
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Danger:
Phallic implications.
She’s ready to blow, Captain!!
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
My god
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Bases loaded, two outs … and Bochy is gonna let Mike Fontenot (0 for last 21) hit for himse
lf.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
It goes above Bochy. We have an organizational commitment to sitting on our prospects. The fact that Posey played at all last year only goes to show how shitty our catching situation is.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only one that was hoping for Bochy to PH with Belt?
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
yes you are the only one
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The curse of the shortstop position
still exists….
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
wtf
they playing jump around
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
in Cincy
that song came out 6 months ago.
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don’t have the heart to tell them what’s gonna happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
and then Crawford comes in after Fontenot bats LOLOLOLOLOL
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Bochy figures he'll be dead by natural causes when Belt starts so he doesn't care
Second half Giants are always better.
OH SO NOW SHITENOT IS REPLACED
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK?
NOW you bring in Crawford to replace Fontenot? fucking brilliant.
The first six innings are overrated.
No I mean PH Belt for Fontenot then bring in Crawford for D
The first six innings are overrated.
tough to waste 2 off your bench
on one play
/cue Lopez/Votto GIF
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
Which means no Belt next inning since Crawford is now batting in the 1 slot.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
I would pay money for Votto to have another swing like the gif against Lopez.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Am really scared of Phillips batting 2nd
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Gotta save Belt for... I have no idea
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Bochy’s keeping him on the bench in case he needs a pitcher for the 15th and 16th inning
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
"EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS"
That sound byte should die.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Now imagine that at a minor league baseball game followed by the Spongebob theme.
I dig minor league baseball and all, but good god. There is such a thing as trying too hard to keep the attention of the 3 year olds.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
My PE teacher used to make my class work out to that song
Therefore I hate it
Rally Jerry!
Remember when Fontenot was hitting third?
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
he was good back then
he will rebound
by Capitol Hill Giant on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
YES!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
when did we score 11 runs.....at home
by Capitol Hill Giant on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
wrecked
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 11 runs
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I was at that game
I feel so special!
Rally Jerry!
Why the hell is Posey still in?
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm covering my eyes when Phillips comes up
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
By forfeiting to the Giants superiority?
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate to say this
I miss Tejada
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
yeah..no.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
His at-bats couldn’t possibly be any worse than Fontenot’s. It’s literally not possible.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
his range can be though
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
/searches heart
/comes up empty
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop being a good hitter Votto
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
So Firefox decided to outright die on me basically at the same time as the Giants acquired Beltran.
It took me the better part of a day and a half to recover my passwords, and now I find that my 2nd best fantasy hitter sold his soul to the devil.
It hasn’t been a good week.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Exit's that way.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This is now very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very very very scary.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
This is not good.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Hell of an AB
from Votto. Actually have to tip the cap there for once.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Yes. That IS what we are following.
A ballgame.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
DP NOW
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
TWSS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
When I see those Fontenot and Ross at-bats, I wonder how we ever beat anybody.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Grit.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
according to gameday phillips hate the knuckleball
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
No understanding of how to use Lopez
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Lopez should never pitch to righties
Go Lopez, Mota, Affeldt if need be
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
mortal votto is good too
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, well
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
Bring in Miggy to pitch.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
IBB
load em up on purpose.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Ballgame
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Assuming this goes south, this game will have been lost by Bruce Bochy.
Fontenot had no business hitting for himself with the bases loaded.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
You make this sound like it was the ONLY thing he did wrong.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Can't do anything right
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but you wouldn't say that if they were good enough to BEAT the D'backs.
Because then they might be close to first.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it too much to ask they continue to suck hard AND also beat the D Bags?
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What you're asking for is a lottery ticket, really.
If I had one of those to give you, I’d already be using it myself.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I have a sucky Dodgers team, a sweep of the D Bags, and a lottery ticket, please?
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Pick two of three.
Also, I make no guarantees as to WHO sweeps the D’Backs, nor that the lottery ticket is a winning one.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy has no excuse for not getting Belt an at-bat in this game. What the fuck do you have to lose in pinch hitting Belt for Fontenot? Answer me!
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
BORK
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Oh well
Game certainly turned out better than we all could’ve expected after the first two innings.
Come back tomorrow and have MadBum shut ’em down.
It's almost like Bochy can't let Romo pitch a full inning
without giving Lopez the same opportunity. He has no idea that Lopez should be a specialist and Romo can be used whenever.
Meals says, "Go ahead."
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
So Lopez pitches to Phillips but gets pulled with Bruce up?
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
Oh
The comments, along with gameday saying there was a coaching visit, made me think that he had brought in Mota
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
???
what is going on are they staling for mota?
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
They are after Bruce
Only righties available after this.
Why is Lopez still in?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Oh
Lefty.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Strike out needed.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
JAVIER FINISH HIM
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
NATE. That is all.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
Phew
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
I wish he had run.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
good
it went to nate that arm scared him
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
YES!!
okay now
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[update] UH OH, MOTA?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
If Votto went there Panda could have tagged him out
I like Nate Schierholtz.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
suicide squeeze coming up
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
That's what I'd do.
First pitch strike, 2nd pitch pitch out.
oh well IBB, no theatrics
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m in a glass case of emotion right now. I do not need this team to let me down tonight.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
Damn midsize city gay communities. I’m done. I AM DONE WITH THESE PEOPLE!
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
Expressively stated.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
where the hell is Wilson? this is about as high leverage a situation as you can get
and bochy brings in the shittiest reliever on the team. wtf
"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski
by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
he's okay but in this bullpen he is the worst
"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski
by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets turn two
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I think they should put in Wilson
and have Affeldt get the save.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Theoretical question
With the bases loaded and less than two out, can the catcher deliberately drop a third strike, step on home plate and then throw to first for a double play?
no
i was just reading up on that yesterday too. wanted to know if you can have a perfect game on a dropped 3rd strike
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Only with 2 out can he step on home. In your situation, the batter is just out.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Doesn't the same rule which pertains to the infield fly pertain here?
As in, you cannot deceive the runners into a double play?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, in either event, in both cases the batter is out if first base is occupied with fewer than two outs.
But the whole idea behind the infield fly rule in the first place is to prevent exactly that kind of situation – deceiving the runner into not attempting to advance so you can have an easy DP.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Infield fly
is runners on 1st, 2nd with less than 2 outs.
Drop third strike you are out with a runner on 1st with less than 2 outs.
Why not walk him with lopez?
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Because that would make sense
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
???
why didnt they just use lopez for the BB?
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
My thoughts exactly
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
After last year, I rarely question Bochy. But man, he’s making some questionable moves today.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I like this plan
Have mota get the ibb
Then bring in wilson for the real ab
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Time for a 1-2-3 DP
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Why is mota in right now?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
To throw balls, apparently
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
Hinshaw wasnt warmed up yet
The first six innings are overrated.
No better options.
Right? No?
I give up.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES YOU ASSHOLE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
This is why it is bad to have a pitcher start off an appearance with an IBB.
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
Just put in Wilson and Belt and you don’t have to wonder what might have been.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
WILLIAM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
GUILLERMO
FINISH HIM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
BURY HIM!!!
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Is the infield in or at DP depth?
They better be in
OMG!!!!
hahahhahahahaha
wow
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
NATE THE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe
NATE THE FUCKING GREAT!!!
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
MOTHERFUCKING NATE!!!!!
The first six innings are overrated.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!@!!!!!!!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
FUCKING NATE!!!!!
HOLY CRAP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
MOTHER FUCKING NATE
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by schmohog on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THANK YOU FOR ACQUIRING BELTRAN AND MOVING NATE OVER TO LF EVEN THO IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE BECAUSE IT JUST WORKED
That is cray-z.
by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
GENIUS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
NATE TEH GREAT
"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski
by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
I FUCKING LOVE NATE SCHIERHOLTZ OH MY DEAR GOD
"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."
LOL MOTA’S REACTION
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Eli bobbled the shit out of that ball to show it to the ump.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
THE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
I'll give credit when it is due
That was a nice play by Whitey
HOW THE FUCK ARE THE GIANTS STILL PLAYING THIS GAME
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
SO DESERVED
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THE ONLY GOOD THING BELTRAN HAS CREATED
FREAKING NATE PLAYING RIGHT MAKING THOSE PLAYS! Ross would of airmailed it
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
lol
sorry in my excitement i put right instead of left but you guys get it
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The Beltran deal is paying off
!!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
That guy is fantastic
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
WOW!!!!
Anyone else have that Posey flashback there?
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
not really
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
kinda
i was at that game
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Pirates fans would have greater PTSD watching that play than would we.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt could've done that.
/ crosses arms and pouts.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
AIN'T MOTHERFUCKIN' HAVING IT
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN IF JUGGERNATE IS NOT FORCED TO MOVE TO LEFT FIELD
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
WHAT A FUCKING CANNON
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
runner on 3rd, no outs
lol reds
"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski
by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Dusty Baker still has some Giants in him.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
There’s no way he should have gone
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate Schierholtz better start every game for the rest of the year.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
NATE THE GOOD, NOT GREAT
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Good point.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I shit my pants!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
haha wow
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
pissing your pants is cooler
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, I did both =D
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
so you’re wearing the padres’ old colors
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate Mutherfucking Schierholtz
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
It's like he's never set up for a play at the plate before.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
That looked good to me
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
and gets run over
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Totally disagree
He’s not a good defensive catcher, we all agree on this. But he caught it and made the tag perfectly, and he had to be where the throw came. If he were right on the line he would have gotten pummelled.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Schier awesomeness
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I love this
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm lighting the Natto signal
We NEED that Mota gif
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Somebody GIF Mota's arm pump please.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
by bigboneded on Jul 29, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Light the Natto signal!
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
nobody else mentioned?
thats all i could think of even with Nate in LF
by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The Beltran deal
Is already paying off.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Good thing I was watching something
to relieve myself.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
lol Mota
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Where the hell is Belt?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
WOW 101...
And i’m not talking about the interstate
I could hit it.
I mean, I’d have to lean out over the plate and I’d probably DIE.
But, hey.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
juggernate
gonna pull a bonds throw out than hr right after
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
nevermind
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing to see there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
The takeover has begun.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
woh
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
What the heck...
that’s just impossible to hit.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Crawford won’t even get a swing off
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
CRAWFORD?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Country hardball from some other country.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
This is the game that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends,
Somebody started playing it not knowing what it was
And they’ll continue playing it forever just because…
he takes a little off... and its ONLY 97 MPH, geez
Giants baseball, torture!
Brandon, seriously, you should just not swing
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
1) nate schierholtz
2) crawford can win a start with a hit/walk here
3) giants are pretty good against chapman
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
1. yes!
2. lol
3. lolol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
101
Not fair
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Chapman's gonna go multiple innings
So we might as well give up on scoring for awhile.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
NOONAN
FresnoGrizzlies Fresno Grizzlies
Nick Noonan hits his first Triple-A home run, a solo shot to right to get Fresno on the board. 1-0, bottom 3
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
It's Posey time!!
My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree
Call heem up!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
101 mph, six inches off the plate? Ump’s a dick. That’s impossible to hit.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
In fairness, probably impossible to see, too.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can’t see it, you can’t call it a strike. Guessing makes you a fool.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone wants to hear Grant on the radio
http://player.streamtheworld.com/liveplayer.php?CALLSIGN=KPAMAM
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
The scariest thing
Is that 101 is not even this guy’s fastest
This is not a signature.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Well, it’s Beltran Panda Ross up next inning again
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
k, 5-3, pop up to catcher
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Scorecasting has made me think way differently about calling balls and strikes
JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/7/29/2304685/beat-cincinlatti-thread-4
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

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