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Giants/Reds Series Preview

The Reds were just swept in a four-game series by the Mets, leaving Cincinnati 6.5 games out and behind three teams. When a team is that far back from just one other team, you can hope the other team will fall into a pothole of suck while your team gets hot. Like, oh, the 2010 Padres.  That particular team was up 6.5 games as late as August 25th before they were caught from behind.

Remember that? That was awesome. 

But when you're chasing three teams, it's a little tricky to mount a serious comeback because you need three teams to have a serious collapse. Not bloody likely. And while were on the subject, it was this game that dropped the Giants down to 6.5 games behind the Padres on August 25th last year:

 

It was a Pablo Sandoval error that let the Reds tie the game, which was probably the start of Bochy thinking that he shouldn't play third so much. That led Bochy to play Juan Uribe and Edgar Renteria together more. That led to the Giants winning a World Series. That also led to Pablo Sandoval getting in shape and improving his defense. That was also a good thing that could lead to great things.

So I'm cool with the Reds. They're a'ight.

But even though the Giants came back from 6.5 down in August to win their division, the Reds aren't going to be so lucky. And they should be in full trade-away mode. Say, that's a swell segue into ...

Star-divide

 

Hitter to watch

Oh, hellllo, Ramon Hernandez! You seem like a swell fellow. We have cookies and moon pies and beef jerkys in our clubhouse. Wouldn't you like to come over? Hella recliners and everything.

In Hernandez's worst offensive years, he hits like my most optimistic projections for Eli Whiteside. Over his last two seasons, he's hit like something we'd expect from Buster Posey. Just think of a lineup like this:

CF Torres
2B Keppinger
RF Beltran
3B Pablo
1B Belt
LF Rosschierholtz
C  Hernandez
SS Fontenotejada

In this scenario, Huff becomes a small-town lawyer who fights for the rights of small-town folk against insidious corporations. He would read too many John Grisham novels, snap, and quit baseball. If you think it's rude to root for that, you probably hate small towns and everyone inside of them.

But even with Huff there, that's one less lineup spot to worry about. Are there problems with trading for Hernandez? Sure.

 

  1. He's old and catchery, which means he requires a lot of time off, and he's likely to eject vertebrae out of his nose at any time, and ...
  2. He'd have to learn a new pitching staff, and vice versa, which is sort of a big deal in August.

 

I'll take my risks with the first, and I'm not too worried about the second, seeing as Buster did just fine late last year. If Lincecum is as particular about his catchers as he appears to be, his starts can be the day to rest Hernandez.

The Reds are also perspiring catchers. Ryan Hanigan is good, and they have Devin Mesoraco tearing up AAA, and Yasmani Grandal doing the same in AA. Hernandez is a free agent after this season.

If the Giants don't work out a trade before they leave Cincinnati, they should just burlap-sack Ramon Hernandez. Wipe his memory. Give him a new name, like Johnny Backstop, and pretend like he's a rookie. It would be totally unfair for the Reds to keep all of their catchers. Just give us one. C'mon. Let us have one.

Of course, in the tradition of a true internet fanboy, I don't really want to trade anything away of value. Keeping Surkamp and Hembree, obviously. Peguero stays. So does that guy, that guy, and that guy. Would you like a Charlie Culberson, Cincinnati? That seems fair. Just take it, and we'll put the burlap sack down.

There are only a couple of rosterbate-shopping days left, and the Giants happen to be playing in ground zero of my rosterbatory fantasies right now. Ramon Hernandez, please. 

Pitcher to watch
Dontrelle Willis, former Giants farmhand, is the second-best former-Giants-farmhand story in baseball this year, and he's also the second-best story in baseball. Love that he found whatever that was missing, or at least enough to make him a viable option in the majors again. Seems like a good guy, and he likes the Warriors. What's not to love?

Well, Aaron Rowand grounding out on the first pitch of the game, but other than that ...

Prediction
Ramon Hernandez is a Giant at the end of the series, and everyone will complain about the Giants giving up too much. That's more "destiny" than "prediction," but I'm standing by it.

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My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Only because we beat the Phillies .......... again.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thinking of that is always a good thing.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Louisiana anthill

Agreed.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Posey has such great manners.

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much better than grant

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was just being nice. Like when Pujols said Cabrera was better than him.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long have you had that quote?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Well that’s just because you’re so negative about the Giants. I mean how can you be a fan of a team you obviously hate? It’s just because you’re elitist and think you’re oh so much smarter than everyone else. Even when you’re humble it’s a humblebrag. You’ll never amount to anything. And certainly will never be on the radio with Rob Neyer tonight! Good day sir.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is more humble than me.

Nobody

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing I wasn't talking to you.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MISSED NF’S JOKE.

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO I DIDN'T

I CONTINUED HIS SARCASM WITH SOME SARCASM OF MY OWN.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, in that case...

YOU MISSED MY SARCASTIC ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF YOUR SARCASTIC REPLY TO HIS SARCASM.

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, okay

BUT WHY ARE WE YELLING? IS IT JUST TO ANNOY OLD MAN BRISBEE WHO KEEPS TELLING US TO GET OFF OF HIS LAWN?

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
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by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young Man Brisbee to me, but, YES, SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pukes like us that ruin this site.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sets up drum kit on Grant's lawn

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME SHUTTING UP

BECAUSE I AM DOING IT AS HARD AS I CAN

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 29, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

way over

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone post comments from twitter!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Hernadez trade is happening

Sabean and his same ballpark trades

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly

Also, see June.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god

Too many nerbs in that last thread.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jul 29, 2011 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’ll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.” — Michael Scott

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can get themselves off the ground. Tons of turkeys at the nature center up the street from me. When we have gone there in the evening we’ve seen them roosting in the trees. Waaaay up in the trees. I’ve never seen one actually FLY but they can get up into a tree.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a WKRP reference, people!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah, they dropped them out of a helicopter…

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those of you who’ve just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they climb

Did you ever consider that? Huh?

Or maybe helpful firefighters come by in late afternoon with a hook-and-ladder and carry them up there.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what? You guys were talking about me after I left?

by paboperfecto on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dog chased one last week—would have caught it if not for flight.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the farm bred, abnormally large breast turkeys fly too much. Those are the ones dropped from the helicopter

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t there for the last thread, or any thread for the past year, but I wasn’t sure if swans could fly or not, and they can. I saw them on top of buildings in Spain in which they’d built nests. It is weird seeing a swan sitting on top of a 400 year old building looking down, sitting on a nest, where normally a gargoyle statue would be.
At least I think there were swans.

by Mrbasepaul on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peacocks [and peahens] fly like turkeys fly. Enough to get themselves up into their favorite roosting trees.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peacock call

spookiest shit in the world

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like someone being murdered.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

peacock crap

stinkiest shit in the world

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flamingoes are worse. Penguins even worse.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flamingoes are mean. They bite!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 29, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH WHAT IF THAT PARATROOPER IS SOBEL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

you just want to see Liebgot get all tough with Guarnere

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 29, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liebgott is my spirit animal

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is your avatar pic?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 29, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

11th Airborne Div

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought

I’m pretty sure my grandpa was in the 11th during the war

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 29, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Continue with me on the next thread!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take your word on that

I didn’t notice anything with penguins, but then it was pretty damned cold.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially in a building with marble floors.

1st job out of college was as an internal auditor for Gallo Winery. The elder Gallos (back in the late 80’s) were fond of letting peacocks run wild around the gated facility. They would walk right into the Admin. lobby and shriek.

I like unto shit the first time I heard it.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve got a gaggle/murder/flock/herd of them down the street. I’m sick of them. I also comment on how good they might taste as we drive by them.

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite trick question is “What percentage of peacocks are female?”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your comment led me to learn that peacocks mate with peahens and their offspring are peachicks. That is a lot of pea

by Mrbasepaul on Jul 29, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah the cool kids hang out in here

let the dweebs get chopped

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HEY GAIZ!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh can I continue my liveblog?

I COMPLETELY forgot that Alliser Thorne and Janos Slynt existed. FFFFFF.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

JANOS SLOLNT

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JANOS SLYNT

MUAHAHAHAHA

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 29, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's this Ned Stark anyway?

Isn’t he Iron Man’s dad or something?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eddard Stark
makes ya feel
He’s a honorable man
With Valyrian steel

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies' talk radio is pretty entertaining right now...

except the hosts are too reasonable.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone posted a link last night

and I remember one Phillies fan said, " If we get Ryan Ludwick, we’ll beat the Giants no problem!"
I lol’d

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 29, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also listened last night

Someone called in and said [paraphrased]: “I absolutely think that we are a better team than the Giants, but we always seem to play them when we are struggling.” And the host agreed.

I literally LOL’d. It scared my neighbors.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 29, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the use of "hella" in every series preview

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 29, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the Giants went to Boston a few years ago, my friend and a bunch of his friend took over half of one of the bars near Fenway, and the password to get in was “HELLA Giants fans!”

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I can completely see Audrey playing a small-town lawyer, in a TV series. It would be set in Texas and he would wear cowboy boots, even in court.

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

even in court.

Well yeah, one must dress up for court.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Audrey has a good voice, too, which would make the courtroom scenes work well.

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a great voice. Warm, rich baritone/bass. And he has the capability to belt out a musical number about once a season or so.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLValMc9XjU

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m picturing him with exaggerated handle-bar facial hair in this scenario

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 29, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

Last night was a big tease. Hoped it fooled their scouts.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Livan or Keith?

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAGE MATCH!!!!

Cheeseburger vs. Cocaine

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 29, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really have no expectations for Runzler.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Until he can throw strikes or miss bats as well as Sanchez, he’s really not very valuable.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought "power arms" like Runzler

were the reason trading Zack was not supposed to hurt. How many “power arms” can we trade?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I think power arms behind Wheeler.

I think Crick, Mejia, Surkamp, Hembree, and I’ll throw in Escobar because I like him. Tentative on Osich.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure Surkamp would be considered a power arm.

by Mrbasepaul on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably wouldn't.

But I didn’t see any reason to restrict the list of good pitching prospects.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

point taken or given

by Mrbasepaul on Jul 29, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think it would cost that much?

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are other teams in on him?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta could use a catcher...

So could a couple of other teams.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry. I saw “Atlanta” and “catcher” and hyperventilated.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Nothing to see here, you can go back to broadcasting about Mother Russia. I’ll try to avoid that word combination in the future.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothink to gyet excited abyout hyear, comrade

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

sell sell sell

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you one dollar that they won't

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimer

would totally get us a catcher.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reds are not alright with me. They have Dusty in the dugout and I blame him for the fact that the Bonds-Kent teams never won it all. Fuck him and the toothpick he rode in on.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This

I’ve got your game ball right here Dusty.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the trail of broken arms he left in the Giants bullpen

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s bilingual.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ throws toothpick

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

takes off armbands

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hands Gene Clines his wallet and keys

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenotejada

Debut of this or has I not been paying attention?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Either way, it's good.

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by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of when Tim Flannery platooned with Jerry Royster.

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by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close

I think Grant missed a t; Should be:

FonteNOTTEJADA read: Not Tejada

by RenoGiantsFan on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Unsure if he meant a Fontenot/Tejada platoon or Fontenot and anyone else not named Tejada. Based on what we have seen and read, not Tejada would be the best option at SS.

Tejada just got knocked on his butt by a dust bunny on an in-between bounce.

by D-T on Jul 29, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to NYC for a week?

I know this has been talked about here before but if y’all could just re-talk about it and tell me where to go or link me to the thread it’s been discussed in I’d appreciate ya.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Also I like pizza. and the ? should be a !

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NY Pizza awful

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s trolling, people. No one feed him.

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, like they dont have Pizza Hut and freezers in supermarkets in NY.

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by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

burnt cracker and cheese

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hot dog sucks too

but if you want to go:

Papaya King

Gray’s

Nathans (didn’t try)

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

those papaya wienie joints are really fine dining. Bleargh.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like someone is a bitter Chicagoan. lol!

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even.

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by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Chicago pizza and hot dog (but a Californian)

NYC Pizza is burnt cracker and cheese. The hot dogs are tiny and enveloped by the bun

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can you honestly say no to this?

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz it's probably burnt to a crisp on the bottom

Much better

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m down for either of those. You fuckers are making me hungry.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't discriminate against Pizza.

that looks hella good too.

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i should go have Patxi’s for lunch

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thnks guyzzz

…I now have to go eat pizza for dinner

by BB129 on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

patxi's is cool

for options. Wheat crust, cornmeal crust, or whitebread. Soy, vegan, lowfat, or all-fat cheese. Thin, thick, or Chicago.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn't like pizza in Italy either

It’s much more like your “burnt cracker” than the deep dish.

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by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude I had the thickest pizza of my LIFE in Milan.. it was so. fucking. delicious. totally drenched through and through with olive oil.. yummy!!

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pizza

or foccacia?

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

pizza

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to see if I might be able to locate the place online but I guess I don’t recall the name correctly. It was a small family-operated place so it’s doubtful they would have a website anyhow (and this was in 2001)…

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza My Heart

Is the best food in the world

…Just sayn

by BB129 on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

need to get out more

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

not everywhere

plenty of good non-crackers in Napoli.

Unless you mean Chicago-style heart attack pie, which you won’t see.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casseroles are cool

Just let me know that I’m about to eat a casserole, and we’ll be fine.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARFFFFFFF

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never liked “NY style” pizza until I had it in NYC. Don’t knock NY pizza if you’ve only had it elsewhere. And no, the fact that the chef at that one place was from near NYC doesn’t count.

Chicago-style deep dish is easier to do well. Little Star gets my vote, followed by Zachary’s and then Patxi’s a distant third. Also, people will just make shit up and call it “Chicago-style” or “deep dish” around here.

I like both styles a lot, when done well (or even half-decently) but gun to my head? Chicago deep dish.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I had it in NYC…I had Lombardi and a few other “top” places. It’s basically burnt to a crisp with lots of cheese. It’s bitter when hot and mush/greasy when warm.

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You go to the wrong places

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And even if you go to the right place

Your tastebuds are busted anyway!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a combo of both.

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m supposed to like bitter burnt cracker with cheese?

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently some people do.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I would like it. I like crispy crust.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crispy is fine…burnt is not.

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mr. prefers Chicago style so that’s usually what we get. The only times I’ve tried New York style, maybe 4? It’s been burnt. I don’t like my toast burnt. “Albino toast” my family calls it.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget extremely greasy

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by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true too. It’s all been very greasy, by this I mean pools of the stuff congealing on the top.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you are saying NY style is intentionally burnt?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ingredients are there:

Thin crust
light sauce
super hot oven

Burnt

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I would like that.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

more power to you...

I’m not a fan of it.

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of like NY style better. Because it’s less hot and I can just shove a bunch in my mouth without burning it. Also, I like the crust just a little burnt, adds a smoky flavor methinks.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes it is

in a coal oven, and it’s awesome. Just go to California Pizza Kitchen and enjoy yourself.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

meant for calbearjd

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

CPK is crispy…not burnt. NYC pizza is burnt

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

it’s cooked in a coal oven. And not made in a factory somewhere in Temecula.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least you won’t get eaten then

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of the tea thread a while back.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this what I sounded like? Good gracious.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just all the bitter talk.

If your pizza is bitter, stop eating from that place.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. And whatever happened to “to each his own”?

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m not saying “START LIKING THESE THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE!” That would be silly.

My only point is that if it’s bitter, something is wrong that is not inherent to the product..

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by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was making a separate point about respecting another person’s opinion on a benign matter, like which pizza place they like or whether or not tea should be deliciously sweet.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nazi

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am reminded

of some people at a Greek restaurant one time, who asked the waiter/waitress why the melizanosalata (eggplant salad) tasted burnt.

These kinds of questions are like asking why the ice cream is so cold or the sushi is undercooked.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand by my contention that tea is awful.

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much of that is association with the English?

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not just that! Tea also tastes terrible!

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHAI

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by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a lie, and one that I believe is based in ignorance.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 29, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents drink tea every day. I have plenty of experience with it.

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/adjusts monocle, brushes lint from top hat

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, then you’re just a liar.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 29, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

I went to places that New Yorkers told me to go to. Where the heck am I supposed to go?

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wuz jus fuckin wit cha.

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by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like they would recommend a good pizza place to a guy who likes cake.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that this is going to turn out about as well as debating what chili is with someone born and raised in Cincy.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Cincy chili is not good.

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by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they’d stop calling it chili…and call it spaghetti sauce ….they could say whatever they wanted.

To compare southwest style chili con o sin carne with that stuff? Nope.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

CINCINNATI CHILI IS NOT CHILI

CINCINNATI CHILI CAN, HOWEVER, BE TASTY

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least “St Louis style” is staying the hell out of the conversation.

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by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well now

that’s pretty cryptic.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. St. Louis style pizza. Which is…
You know, it would seem that I’m inviting its inclusion by mentioning it, which is contrary to the original sentiment.
I’m working at cross purposes with myself here.

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by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you meant chili

now I see what you mean.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the midwest

What the hell is the deal with cutting a pizza in squares and not as a pie? That drives me crazy.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get slices of pizza that are all-toppings, no crust. It’s delicious.

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

the processed cheese makes me think not, but I should also apologize to waewulf for “getting into it”.

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THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!!!

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by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a place back in the PI that did that, and actually it was one of my favorites. Magoo’s?

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by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio has a number of styles of pizza that are unique and delicious. Square cut thin crust, un-cooked toppings (Steubenville-style), etc.

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

uncooked toppings could make sense

it would become a big bruschetta, basically.

Except for raw meats, obv.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no raw meats. The main idea is uncooked veggies and uncooked cheese, which are then somewhat cooked by the heated dough.

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh i could go for that. well, not the raw meets obv. but like antipasti stuff on a hot crust? om nom nom

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by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really popular in the Ohio Valley, but they have one or two shops that have made it all the way out to where I live (to serve the expats, I assume).

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL expats

so far from home!

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, are YOU gonna drive 2 hours for pizza??

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I lived within 2 hours of NY

or 2 hours away from SF, probably.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s a decent point. Steubenville is slightly different from those places, though.

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

One of the priests at my NY church got re-assigned to Zanesville, I don’t know if that’s kinda the same thing.

I really like pizza, I could always find some excuse to have to travel.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zanesville is similar. Fewer notable food items, but they have a good microbrewery there.

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he actually enjoyed it

he ended up assigned to a Byzantine Catholic church, he really loved the experience since the service is sung in Greek and so on (I think it was Greek, I forget), and the people were great.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy philosophy professor took his Medieval Synthesis class (including me) to the … I forget. This Ukrainian Catholic monastery outside Ukiah. TRIP, man. trip.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was all very educational

to learn about those Coptic-type groups brought back into the fold during that period. It was all pretty interesting to hear. And the sung mass was really great.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta go to joisey...

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by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie Aprile will be pissed.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

my two exes are from Jersey .....

no thank you very much.

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should have married gals

from Guernsey instead.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What exit?

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by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One ex was from Gloucester, the other ex was from Linden.

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And grease, the most essential part of a pizza.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you mean Amici’s

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

never had Amici's ......

what is it like?

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

a soggy burnt cracker, with a layer of burnt cheese, topped with grease.
We’ve tried it twice, unless every other eating establishment on the planet vanishes… we won’t be trying it again.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is this any different than a NYC pizza?

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, Ralph sez it’s the best.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ralph says a lot of things.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no wonder why they give free Amici pizzas away at the games!

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ate at the Amici’s in Vacaville, and it’s not really that good.

Location probably makes a difference, but I’ve never ventured to another one so I can’t say for sure.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the chewiest pizza around

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by SF Pete on Jul 29, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awful.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good. Not available as slices. Should only be had as a cheese pie. Toppings overpower it. Fresh cheese which can be what many people consider greasy.

In short, tastes like real pizza.

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by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amici’s is good. Sure, it’s a bit greasy, but it actually tastes good.

Rome-style pizza > NY-style pizza > Chicago-style pizza. Except Pequod’s, which is Chicago’s best deep dish pizza, without question. Generally, though, thin, crispy cracker crust FTW!

Chicago-style pizza can be good, but in special cases; normally it’s a doughy mess.

Chicago-style hot dogs are awesome.

Chicago-style Italian Beef sandwiches are awesome.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago-style hot dogs are awesome.

Vienna Beef Dogs available at PacT&T.

Chicago-style Italian Beef sandwiches are awesome

Great one available from Phat Philly’s (yeah, go figure) on 24th near Valencia. The spicy pepper jardiniere is insanely hot. Haven’t had the pleasure of a Chi-town version.

(and I love Gyros in Chicago as well)

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by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vienna Beef! Hot dogs made of beef brisket. Nice.

Rosamunde Sausage Grill in the Lower Haight (next door to Toronado) used to have an italian beef called a “Chicago Beef” sandwich. I wonder if they still have it. It was good.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno, but those guys make some pretty excellent hot dogs.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 29, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then wash it down with a $2 tecate at the attic

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 29, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's ok

Pizza Orgasmica, now that’s some garp.

Amici’s is slightly worse than your average neighborhood pizza delivery doorknob hanger joint here.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had NY-style pizza for the first time in my life just a few months ago, believe it or not, in Boise, Idaho of all places. I grew up on chain Pizza Hut-style pizza in the Midwest and then Zachary’s after coming out to California. Not bad!

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worldwide pizza

Supposedly NY water is an important component of their bagels and pizza crust, just as the water or air or whatever makes SF sourdough unique.

Personally, having grown up in California and had pizza in Chicago, NY, and Napoli (Italy) with all their advocates in full force, I’d rank ’em like this:

Chicago > Napoli > NY

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

sourdough

= wild yeast.

Also, did you really grow up in Napoli? That is all kinds of awesome.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

“having grown up in California”

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK thanks

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Grew up in CA, but I did live and work in Napoli for about 5 months in 1994. I had an apartment across Via Chiaia from Brandi (the oldest pizzaria in the world) and was there for the G7 conference and the entire run to the World Cup finals.

Damn penalty kicks. Viva Baggio!

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's awesome

a crazy place for sure. Hard to envision commuting much, unless you were in the port or somewhere outside the downtown mess. One of the most interesting cities I’ve ever been in.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Napoli rocks!

I was scared to drive there for the first couple months. Then I just got used to the bumper-car nature of it all. My running joke is that the car leasing company is happy if you just return something that runs.

The chaos can be intimidating, but it’s oddly charming when you get used to it. I’m fond of saying, “It’s a great place to live, but I wouldn’t want to visit there.”

My username is Neapolitan slang for “Casual sex.”

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

that's fantastic!

although I won’t ask precisely how you learned said important vocabulary.

Like no other place I’ve ever seen, it was like two different towns. In the morning, the roll-up doors on the grocers and so on come up. They start going down in the afternoon, and the hardware/houseware shops or whatever start opening. Then it starts getting dark, and the “other things” open up. I think, because that is the most poorly lit place in the universe, and it’s kinda hard looking around much when you’re dodging scooters and cars speeding down “streets” the size of, well, a single car.

Plus all the African immigrants/refugees running around, middle easterners, etc. Cosmopolitan and insular at the same time, really cool.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could go on all day

Glad you liked it! Your observations are spot on, and just the start of a lot of things I loved about that place. One thing you might not have realized is that the level of organization is slightly more than you’d think. For example, the parking problem is as crazy as SF. But rather than being completely unruly, what they do is move the “hot piazza” to a new spot every year, so that the locals take turns putting up with it. I was really lucky that the hot spot when I was there was stumbling distance from my place (and I had a parking garage).

As to learning that word, I will say that I have several stories, but they are more amusing than smoking hot. Man, Neapolitan women were my kind of hot though.

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

we'd love to go back again

we talk about a trip north, but then we remember Napoli and think of going south again, maybe down to Reggio (my grandfather emigrated therefrom) and Sardinia.

Interesting about the parking, it’s definitely the kind of place where you get the sense everyone knows what’s going on or how something works and there’s no way you’ll figure it out. Which is bizarre, because there you are in an EU country, a language that’s not totally impossible to figure out, etc.

We ate in one downscale pizzeria around the university which surely was popular because it’s beer was cheap. It was run by a father and his son and daughter, who smoked in the kitchen whenever they weren’t serving. They served the salad in a 8×11 pyrex pan, which was pretty funny, but then I noticed the father throwing his butts in the oven where he was baking the pies!

And we never got much out of the medieval part, so much to see (carefully). You’re lucky to have worked there for a bit.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Living there was a great base to go a lot of places. I’d love to go to Sardinia. It felt like half of Napoli cleared out for vacation in August, and that a substantial number of them went to Sardinia. Have you been to La Ciccia in Noe?

As you suggest, it’s not that there are no rules, it’s that they’re different than you think. When I first got there, I was in a hotel and took to hanging out on the roof. Then I decided to throw a party up there and invited everyone from work. I explained how to get to the roof without asking for any help. The Americans all understood the implication that we were doing it on the sly, but the Italians assumed I had permission and one of them asked the desk for directions. We got booted off and the Italians didn’t even put up a fight!

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet

we keep talking about La Ciccia and have never made it. I’m not much of a foodie, although a great eater, so places that require planning/reservation/standing in line aren’t much for us although I ride by them all the time on the J.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try one of their Sardinian beers

Pretty pricey, but tastes interestingly different from all other beers, and packs a nice buzz.

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

I tried to talk my dad into it last time he was here but he really is more of the red checkered tablecloth school. Ah, who am I kidding, me too.

Napoli was kind of frustrating as a tourist, there were a couple day trips we would have liked to make including (LOL star wars nerb) Caserta and (embarrasingly) we never made it out to Pompeii either. Then again, it’s better to be in a place and find yourself frustrated that way rather than “hey, why are we spending time here”?

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well shoot

We got moved to right outside Caserta when G7 came to town. That left us with “ringside seats” for the procession of world leaders headed out there for the Saturday night dinner. That’s the closest I’ve come to meeting Bill and Hillary because they had the cabin lights on and spotted my tie-dye.

Pompeii is overrated. It’s just a shell, while all the good art and relics got moved to the main museum in Napoli proper. It’s an amazing museum, and very underrated on the Italy circuit.

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you da man!

We were kind of underwhelmed/overwhelmed by the Forum ruins in Roma, and looking at the Pompeii park made us think it was just going to be more ruined columns and such. It’s possible that having seen similar sites in Athens (the Roman agora there is fantastic and well-presented) some of the wonder was missing.

We found such cool sights in Napoli, an illuminated church with a whole archeological dig beneath (I want to say San Lorenzo Maggiore but I forget), and many others. Plus, all the typical Italy enjoyment, find a church and piazza, read about the church, look at it, have a cup at the inevitable cafe there and watch everything a while.

Also, I love McC :)

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I think that church you’re talking about is the same one where the vial of blood turns from solid to liquid at the same time every year. I ran by that place at the end in an effort to see everything I hadn’t hit yet.

The main difference between the Colosseum and Pompeii was that the latter was an arena plus a whole city. You can imagine life there a little bit from the layout.

Funny, I just got the DVD for Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii and that is a whole ’nother take on it.

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh the Colosseum

was endlessly interesting IMO. It was just the “here’s the Forum” was a little sprawling and not very well signed or described, bad audio tour, etc. As I say we literally felt like we had seen it in Athena, and since there’s a Greek agora and the Roman forum both there it was an instant comparison. And the Greeks really did a nice job explaining and presenting everything. (don’t tell my grandfather I said that! sore subject apparently!)

I suppose a typical Italy tourist complaint, but the Forum was kind of a mess with walks roped off for no reason, audio tour that didn’t match up with anything, etc. But like in Napoli, after a while, hey, why am I looking at ruins when there’s this fantastic neighborhood outside? So as you say, thinking of taking a whole day out of Napoli for Pompeii without the fallback of a whole city with it was hard to swallow.

And finally, Vesuvio is such a dramatic backdrop for Napoli, very beautiful. It was pretty rainy when we were there but when we could see it it was striking.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking me back

I remember the time my office mates said, “If you can see the top of Vesuvio from here, then it’s a clear day.” I thought, “Boy there’s an expression I never thought would apply to my everyday life.”

I drove up there once and collected some volcanic rock for my rock collection. It’s probably the only piece of actual rock in my collection, as the rest of it is stuff like a piece of the Berlin Wall, a tile from the old Harry Denton’s floor, and so on.

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happened by this corner today

And thought of this thread.

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by achiappanza on Jul 30, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for user name—I’ve wondered.

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by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy to get on any system!

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CASILLA 4 NAPOLI

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are just so full of wrong today.

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you like good beer? Because that I can blab about. That and the pizza IS good.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 years old.. I know, I know.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that got to do with anything?

I loved good beer when I was 16, of course I’m an alcoholic, but that’s beside the point.

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by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha true. I do love beer, but my only access to it in Austin are places I know are lax on id’ing or places I know my fake will work. Or frat parties but that’s not my scene. No sure I’d feel comfortable using it in a place I’m not familiar with.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait you live in Austin?

Austin, TX? That’s where UT is located….just for you…

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by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can I say? San Francisco > Austin seems like quite the popular trend. I’ve started warming up to UT to be honest though.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inferiority complex

that Sooners have? Are y’all born with that or is it something that’s taught? ;)

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea that's got to be bad...

Even in their best years, they’re still little brother to OU.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welp, I'm going to Austin in November

and intend to find ALL of the good beer, so find me when you turn 21. :)

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a good time. I plan on doing something similar in London this fall.

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by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh it’s here alright. As is the Salt Lick. Which is the BBQ end all.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. The first thing I did was check out http://beermapping.com/maps/citymaps.php?m=austin (like I do whenever I travel. :)

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard good things about Jester King, obviously the Whole Foods has quite the collection (Anchor Steam!), Uncle Billy’s and Abel’s are quite Austiny, but in November might be overrun by the college crowd, Abels moreso. (512) brewing co. is quite popular. And anywhere on sixth west of Congress is a good bet, but stay away on Thursdays and Fridays, unless you’re an alcoholic. Then enjoy!

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to miss ACL!

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard nothing but good things, but September Texas heat and the kind of crowds that gathers would make me pretty miserable.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sherlocks for a fresh 21 year old isn’t bad

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Texas

Austin though is a considered the “special place” in texas…Its the closest thing to Cali they got…I enjoy many trips there a year

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so I hear. People always say “it’s sorta like a Santa Cruz or Berkeley in the middle of Texas” and I’m like, well, I live in San Francisco, and we already have a Berkeley and a Santa Cruz. But a couple good friends who I travel well with invited me, so I said what the hell. (Well, I checked the weather first, THEN said what the hell.)

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just a very liberal city, but with it being in a very non-liberal state it makes it seem just really progressive. Which is cool and all. But compared to the Bay Area it has to feel like the least liberal city ever.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I recall, Bush won Harris County in 2000.

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Austin isn’t in Harris county

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless this is a florida joke. that gals name was Harris, right?

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis, my bad. Going off memory.

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas has too many counties, anyway. There’s a Dallas County, but there’s also a Dallam County. Why?

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's one with 67 people in it

there are 7 that have fewer than 1000.

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loving, isn’t it? Election results there are hilarious because they’re so obviously fake. Turnout routinely exceeds 100%.

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, Loving.

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's only 254 counties in texas

learn better. ;-)

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://elections.nytimes.com/2010/results/texas

http://elections.nytimes.com/2008/results/president/map.html

Bush won Travis County in 2000 but not 2004.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the traffic lights in Texas. They’re sideways. What the fuck?

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by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least in some places, I think it is for the wind

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like how the Green is also yield for turns though.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 29, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

this makes so much sense and should be the law everywhere

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

While we’re on the topic of traffic lights, the British practice of showing red+yellow before green makes sense and should be used everywhere.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gives me a chance to light up the tire, NHRA-style, before proceeding.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Hai

Another Giants fan in the ATX. Might have to get together for a game sometime, eh? And I know this good NY-style pizza joint…

by txgiant on Jul 29, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homeslice?

I have seen the future of rock n' roll, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoboken is pretty good too.

by txgiant on Jul 29, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had a hard time

finding a place around WC that had the MLB package. Pluckers had it, but the food is terrible.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Austin’s Pizza has it. But the pizza is terrible. What’s your definition of “around” west campus?

I have seen the future of rock n' roll, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLK to 29th

and Drag to Lamar. If Austin’s Pizza has it, I’m going to be PISSED. I actually really liked their pizza.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know who has MLBEI?

My house. And the booze is cheap! BYOF.

by txgiant on Jul 29, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I’d be down for sure but unfortunately I moved to Denton not too long ago for Post-Grad.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw That

Once a ’Horn, always a Horn :)

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then, Hook ’Em! from a UT fan but Texas State grad.

by txgiant on Jul 29, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Functioning alcoholic—don’t sell yourself short.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No longer a functioning alcoholic

Recovering alcoholic these days. Ironically, I couldn’t spell alcoholic properly until I realized I was an alcoholic.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironic? That seems perfectly logical.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize if my attempt at humor hit somewhere you’d rather not be hit.

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by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries

Or need to apologize, if I can’t laugh it I’m done. I’m not one of those uppity drunks who expects everyone else to quit drinking and/or talking about alcohol just because I’m a lush.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that's an appropriate use of "if" in an apology

As opposed to the classic athlete’s, “I’m sorry if my dim-witted suck-ass view of the world offended anybody.”

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know of an IPA called Sculping or something like that? I was told today that it’s awesome but a tad pricey.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 29, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballast Point Sculpin? I don’t get it around here, but I’ve read that it’s great.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that’s the one.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 29, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Artichoke Basille's Pizza & Brewery ......

328 East 14th Street (between 1st Avenue & 2nd Avenue).

Lombardi’s ……
Location: 32 Spring Street (between Mott Street & Mulberry Street)

Nick’s Pizza ……
Location: 1814 2nd Ave (between 93rd Street & 94th Street)

^
Top 3 pizzerias. Also visit Times Square, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building.

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lombardi’s is the historic one correct?

I have seen the future of rock n' roll, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuup ......

claims to be “America’s First Pizzeria.”

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

pass on Basille's

if it’s the same as the one they opened in the Meatpacking or under the High Line.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone familiar with Di Fara? It’s the highest rated Zagat pizzeria. But I’ve never really used Zagat for anything ever so I’m skeptical.

I have seen the future of rock n' roll, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 29, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve not been and I’m dying to try it, but it’s way the hell out in south Brooklyn. No way it could be worth the schlep if you’re just in town for a short time.

by Evan on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ps: be sure to use words like “schlep” as much as possible

by Evan on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avoid Times Square like the plague

by Royce Clayton as Miguel Tejada on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps the best advice yet

If you think the Wharf has a lot of tourists on it, you’ll be in deep trouble in Times Sq.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Se!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Babbo has these delicious beef cheek ravioli

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. John’s pizza – West Village
2. McSorly’s ale house.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

indeed

There are a couple of other John’s around now, one on 8th Ave. at 44th.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you get to Queens

VIPizza on Bell Blvd – has lots of neat autographed baseball pix on the walls too!

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 29, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd totally be down with Hernandez

Mostly because he’s a former Athletic. We need more of those.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Vida!

And Bill North.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won all those rings for Brad Pitt!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s Fabio?

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone with confidence.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some weatherman.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT DUSTINNACTI

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT CincinnLAti

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murphy brought along extra Ram-Hern-sized jerseys and hats

done deal

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ram Her

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I hardly know her...

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're sick.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

Just as (in)appropriate as Jim Rome’s persistent use of “Man-Ram,” which I would bet was intentionally homophobic.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good one!

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Cincinnati now in the same mode as Diamondbacks: If they make deals, it’ll be for players who help in ’12, ’13, as well as 2011.#trades

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Translation: Fire sale – everything must go!!!

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pre-fire clearance sale!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE SALE

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rowand could be ever so helpful next year!

He can sweep, he can rake leaves…

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect timeline for Zito

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 29, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So was the LOLineup discussed in the other thread?

More like WTFlineup if ya ask me… [and they’ll score eleventy-billion runs tonight, I know]

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand sucks.

I hate him.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell us how you really feel.
I hate him too.
Also, I still can’t believe he is really, really rich. Like, he is loaded and Aaron Rowand’s grandchildren will have free college educations to any university in the country (if university educations still exist in 50 years) because he is really, really rich.

by Mrbasepaul on Jul 29, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to PAY HIS FAIR SHARE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate him so much.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I feel really badly. If it helps, I’m disgruntled with him, and wish he’d never play baseball again.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also wish he’d never play baseball again.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew. I didn’t want to cause a rift between us.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish that, too. But I can’t hate the guy. He seems like a nice-enough fellow and he does try to play baseball well. And he can field his position, which puts him one up on Tejada. But UGH, quit running him out there, Bochy!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But still

Rowand was the consolation prize for losing out on Andruw Jones. But I suppose that contract, while even more brutal, would be over.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T LIKE HIM AT ALL.

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to suck when Burrell actually does eventually get released.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything’s going to eventually suck!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all dying anyway so what the hell…

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a pretty gloomy person

this crossed my mind during the WS celebrations. All this free agency and draft pick finagling and the likelihood of injury makes those things even more fleeting than they would be in other arenas.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Fontenot trade happen when we were in SF or CHI last year? Any chance a trade happens and Hernandez plays against Cinci or do you think we’ll wait till after?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SF if memory serves.

by maysian on Jul 29, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the last game starts after the deadline.

But there’s normally a wait on “MLB’s approval”

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just received the following text from an unknown number:
FUCK JONAS SALK! OVERRATED COCKSUCKER

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He's got a point

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he does, why lay it on me anonymously?

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have polio?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

THANK YOU JONAS!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG JONAS SALK

lol u mzpelled jonas talk

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly why you should fuck him instead.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case that was a very informative text and NF should be grateful for the heads-up.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU!

YOU KNOW IT WAS ME!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That thought entered my mind

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Polio has fanboys?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TYPE EXPLOSION

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is a "fag hag"?

curse my conservative upbringing

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooh

I am certain this is nothing at all like hetero guys who are fond of lesbians.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would be surprised at the slash fic I have seen.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

link or it didn't happen

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You asked for it.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I had to

click the subject line on my own post.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

a good motto

for McC.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s like girls who like to imagine guys with each other. See: Tumblr, Livejournal, Wincesters…

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

fag hags are more like girls who only want to be bffs with gay guys

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but there is lots of overlap.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't say there wasn't

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

so there are girls who want to friend-zone gay dudes, as if they would care?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

REVEAL THE SECRETS OF THE

BROTHERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends

Some women do seem to find gay men attractive in a sexual way. Some just want to hang out with them because they’re fun to hang out with. I have seen both referred to as “fag hags.”

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wife sitters

they can go with my wife to Dancing with the Stars Live so that I don’t have to

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Gay men can be as catty as anyone. Straight men can too, for that matter.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

as catty as women? That’s impossible.

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddamn women!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hag

Yeah, I thought the cattiness was part of the appeal.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

For whatever reason, 3 of my last 4 girlfriends were self proclaimed “fag hags” – or one was, another was a “fruit fly” and my most recent gf called herself “the queen”. Whatever it was, I’ve probably been the token straight guy at way too many parties…

California Leaguers beware: Chris Gloor will strike you out faster than you can say "Quinnipiac", or he would have if he had pitched more than five innings this year before getting hurt...

by crazedcrustacean on Jul 29, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Multiple girls I know have expressed to me a desire for a gay best friend.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Pretend to be gay
2. …
3. Profit

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would have to know how to accessorize.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. Free Boobies..“how do i look in this bra?”

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

(pretty much every mcCoven female, it seems like)

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lies!

there are no females on the interwebs!

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 29, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fran Drescher

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCCOVEN PARTY

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently both Lincecum (FREAKS!) and Wilson (DRAAMMAAAAAA!!!!) attended. Awfully sporting of them.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos attended too!

(DOUCHEBAGS!)

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by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must have been a rollicking shindig, indeed!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE PLOT THICKENS

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE CLOT CHICKENS

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In recognition

A kinescope recording of Today from June 18, 1952.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Maccaw = old 12 Galaxies

RIP 12G!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what area code?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Verdugo. The next Javier Lopez.
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by MadBum on Jul 29, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

per Schulman
Reds want pitching for C Ramon Hernandez. As one Giants honcho put it, “That, we got a lot of.”

Give me Ron Ron, or give me death!

by sup3rk1ng on Jul 29, 2011 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEELER FOR HERNANDEZ

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO GO GO

NOW NOW NOW CASILLA TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
Zito for Hernandez? Is Twitter hosting a hallucinogenic mushroom festival?

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 29, 2011 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

IF ONLY!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

CHARLIE MANUEL NEXT WEEK ON SHROOMS!

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL what if Zito shut us out on Sunday

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with this.

This also means that Zito is OFF THE GIANTS

by GiantETeam on Jul 29, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that's true...

I might need to obtain a twitter account. Make mine liberty caps.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic

You did some orange sunshine, Peter.

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by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god if this happens I will be happy to run around my neighborhood naked...

Zito for Hernandez? OH YES BABY OH YES!

With that said, It’s not ever happening… EVER

by GiantETeam on Jul 29, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They want pitching. Zito is a pitcher. CHECK!

They want a player who helps in 2012-13 as well as this year. Zito’s locked in through 2013 and you get a club option for 2014. CHECK!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your logic is impeccable. With this, nobody should argue.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I started this rumor.

Not likely. But I flipantly offered a blind hope for Zito + 30 million for Hernandez.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is Twitter except for a hallucinogenic mushroom festival?

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by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really! If CSN makes fun of you then it must be bad
CSNGiants SFG Updates from CSN
Really? RT @FriscoGiants66 who would u keep in the playoff rotation a)sancez b)zito or c)voggleson

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 29, 2011 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

voggleson

That’s a terrible anagram.

Just awful.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough hashtags

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

really

well zito can go to hell…I’m willing to give dirty a few starts to see whats up…but ya Vogelsong has won already correct?

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRISCO

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeezum crow, McCoven.

Cool your jetskis.

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by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Continuing my off topic headphone talk after lunch

Got a new car stereo. realized what I already knew: that I’m missing a lot of my music listening to cheapy ear bud headphones.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Audiovox FTW!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 29, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking for creepy Burrell grin/stare .gif.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FIND IT YOURSELF

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try harder damnit.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
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by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lazy bastard. Beltran-fueled arrogance.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought for sure Natto put it in the McCoven archive

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s not in the McCoven Archive it doesn’t exist.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

here you go, Grant .....

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kiss ass

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
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by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope .....

just trying to help.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likely story, I’m writing your name down for when the new overlord takes over…

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
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by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be spared!!! Woohoo!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA!!!

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone needs to

replace the kid in the background with either Zito or Huff

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Jul 29, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overlord's pet.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?
GiantsBaseball Connor
by crazycrabbers
According to @MLBNetwork Dontrelle Willis has been scratched tonight and Travis Wood will be called up to face Bumgarner tomorrow. #SFGiants

More twitter rumors?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

oic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand-2 will still lead off

Bet on it.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUYS, WE'RE GETTING WILLIS!!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had Willis; course we had Vogelsong too…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUTCHU TALKIN BOUT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Wood for tomorrow? So who goes tonight?

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who pitches tonight?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever was slated for tomorrow?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

leake

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Rather face Willis.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s some kid whose name starts with an M. They said so on MLB Network.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Maloney

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGSO incoming.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitchell Mybutt!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maynard Mouthbreather!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martian Manhunter!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvin the Martian!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvin K. Mooney!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still need to annotate Catch-22. Don’t know how I’ll do that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvin Moonface!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willis and Hernandez to Giants for Zito!

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice to have Willis’ bat.

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wanna know what's sad?

There’s no way a rook named Johnny Backstop would get playing time over seasoned vets like Whiteside and Stew

by snafu on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Rather have than Hernandez
The Padres have some interest in Rockies catcher Chris Iannetta, according to Troy Renck of the Denver Post (on Twitter). The Pirates’ interest in Iannetta has cooled.

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Because with him you’ll be paying for next year too, the Giants don’t need him next year.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This line. Iannetta would become a very expensive backup very quickly. Plus the cost of acquisition would be much higher.

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure they could trade him next year

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure they don't

players never, ever take more than the alloted time to return from injury.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’d cost a lot more than Hernandez

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 29, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK stats, but also Coors-inflated.

In-division premium.

I’d rather get Hernandez.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

.380 OBP is not Coors-inflated

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it is since BA is Coors-inflated.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is, actually.

OBP depends on batting average to some degree, which is inflated by Coors.

Yes, it isn’t influenced as much as power is, but it’s still affected.

BTW, Iannetta doesn’t have a career .380 OBP.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you do realize Iannetta is hitting .220?

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I do.

His average would be worse if he played half his games at AT&T. That’s how Coors works.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, for whatever reason, a bizarre proportion of Iannetta’s career walks have come against the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against Lincecum and Zito IIRC

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can explain half of that phenomenon.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, whatever do you mean?

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he would put up the same line at any ballpark. If Chris Iannetta is hitting .150 at Coors, doesn’t mean he’s going to hit .120 at AT&T just because Coors inflates BABiP by a certain percentage. There is a logical limit.

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s obviously getting really unlucky on the road

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he has a career .268 BABiP while playing half his game in Coors.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which means he shouldn’t be hitting anywhere near .150 on the road

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd assume that there would be diminishing returns with decreasing BA, I guess.

The more important trade concerns are the multiple-year and in-division issues.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s more like his 19.3 BB%

And I’m just looking at his stats this year

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure....

The Giants wont be making any deals with the God fearing Rockies front-office.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty funny
The Hollywood Reporter’s Michael Rechtshaffen gets right to the point, calling the film “numbingly generic.” “For all the digitally enhanced Smurfness, the results are remarkably mirthless” and “thoroughly uninspired.” The movie serves as proof, Rechtshaffen writes, that “Hollywood seems to have no intention of leaving any ’80s pop culture touchstone unturned.” What’s next? “Where’s the Beef: the Movie”?

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/shocker-smurfs-ripped-critics-181512259.html

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

They need to remake Just One Of The Guys

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vanessa Hudgins

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that movie. I don’t recall whoever the lead actress was appearing in anything else.

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I learned from that film that to make a girl look like a boy, she should dress up as Ralph Macchio.

by non sequitur on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why should she put socks in my pants?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

/ thinks some more

Yes.

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hollywood seems to have no intention of leaving any ’80s pop culture touchstone unturned.

Better Off Dead remake!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you remake perfection?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off remake starring Shia Labeouf!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

no

no
nonononononono
nonononononononononononoonono

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bradley Cooper will play the Ben Stein character.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

with

Justin Bieber as Cameron!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

they remade The Manchurian Candidate.

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking like we're going to get Michelle Beadle in a smurf outfit

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by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to remake Look Who’s Talking.
But with the same cast.
Travolta, Vigoda, Alley… even the babies. Find those babies and re-cast them.
Add CGI explosions in the background and make everything look wartorn and grimy.
Everybody loves explosions.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can do that. But she’ll be unaffected. Impervious. The whole story will become about her indestructible body and ineluctable will.

Also, it’ll be a silent film, replete with dialogue and narration cards. You might think that this ruins the whole point of a movie about talking babies, but that’s why I’m sitting on this side of the desk while you had to knock before coming in.

Someone call Nurse With Wound and Current 93; I want them to do the score.

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by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are en fuego.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silent explosions are the most violent.

Cosign all of your suggestions, although I’d think about going with Philip Glass or Trent Reznor for score

by Skip Teel on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve got a point.
Anyone know someone who knows Steve Reich?

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by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone here

I thought was a screenwriter. And I think you could be, or at least you’d make good pitches.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would see this

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You stole E6D’s idea!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck do they keep making live-action/CGI remakes of old cartoons? Who wants that?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a trade happened

Apparently Roger Bernadina of the Nats has been sent somewhere, but for who and what remains unclear.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Twitter says he's just been sent down

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Just saw a tweet that said he’d been sent down, however they’re playing one man short on their lineup card. If they had called someone up they’d be on there. My guess is a trade.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sent down?

Poor bastard was already playing for the Natinals, how much further down can he go?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than "put down"

/silver lining guy

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Maloney starting for Dontrelle Willis, per MLB Network.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He was a terrible point guard for the Rockets

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and white.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. He’ll destroy the Giants.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, Maloney’s a lefty. Damn it.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he a RP?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

One game started in the bigs, and 141 in the minors. He’s a starter by trade.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they say why Willis was scratched? He’s on my fantasy

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, switch him out for someone.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, they didn’t say WHY. Reading comprehension fail.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we have time to adjust our lineup?

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Giants get until first pitch to change it. He’s a lefty though, so Bork might not do anything.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m adjusting Natto’s lineup as we speak!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night, Marty Lurie suggested the Giants could trade a reliever on the big league team (i.e. R Ramirez) for Hernandez. If they did, who else besides J Sanchez could step into the bullpen, if that?

by MinerNiner on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he someone who needs advanced notice to be somewhat servicable?

by MinerNiner on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell him he’s starting… let him pitch in the bullpen till the 3rd or 4th inning…THEN put him in.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just let him think he’s doing a really long yoga session

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll just do you canyon long-toss during the game

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you=some

damn

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it’s Casilla who gets traded.

Kroon, Zito, or Sanchez might end up in the bullpen.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lost me at Marty Lurie suggested..

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you never need a bail bondsman.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

That is one of the kindest things to wish for anyone.
I’m tearing up.

by Lunkus on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like a ridiculously poor return for the Reds. Hernandez is old and about to be a free agent, but he’s still one of the best-hitting catchers in baseball.

by Evan on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Jeff Mathis is interesting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are curveballs
baseballmarty marty lurie
allright let’s see if Zito can salvage the game..more curve balls…less fast balls..more curve balls I already said that..
26 Jul

by Hyoton on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

still hilarious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he not know how to use the delete button?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we can make that trade, who cares (hint: we probably can't)

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Jul 29, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hernandez is a catcher with an .868 OPS

drools

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He could probably manage a .750 or so in SF.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take it

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT -- Chien Ming Wang returns tonight vs the Mets

One of my all time heroes returns to the mound after 2 years tonight. This is no Ryan Vogelsong story, but if you know what he went through in the last 2 years, you’d cheer for him too.

A salute to Chien Ming Wang’s start tonight.

Go Nationals. 王建民加油

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ISWYDT

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t hard.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was not a stiff assignment

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always had a soft spot for wang

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the end, Wang is the one you want.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The butt end.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Asians…I even married one.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUBJECT LINE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

pew pew

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HAHA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

but I think it’s spelled “P.U.”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell by the reactions of those behind him that the 100th time wasn’t as funny.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chien Ming Wang drinks Black Label Johnny Walker

by Mrbasepaul on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slight OT

Had Blue Label JW…just don’t understand whiskey (of course I don’t really drink)

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never gone that high up in the color code of JW, but I also don’t drink whiskey or scotch or any hard liquor very often. Bad things usually happen

by Mrbasepaul on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costco has Gold pretty reasonable

I’ve only tried Blue once

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 29, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I met a lot of VERY nice young Taiwanese people at the game...

This was my only trip to the new Yankee Stadium. The natives weren’t pleased to say the least.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 29, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You love Carroll more than I love Bartlett

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, he loves a Dodger

Automatic ban.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha! Can't say that about me!

/tugs collar nervously

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

You should have kept quiet, I present Exhibit A

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between Messrs. Ethier and Billingsley, I’m not sure how I haven’t been severely prosecuted.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a free agent at the end of the year!

I’ll be watching that sweepstakes with interest!

by GiantPain on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I especially liked this section
Andres Torres, CF
Jeff Keppinger, 2B
Carlos Beltran, RF
Pablo Sandoval, 3B
Nate Schierholtz/Pat Burrell, LF
Ramon Hernandez, C
Brandon Belt, 1B (for the love of God, please bench Aubrey Huff)
Jamey Carroll, SS
Pitcher

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That lineup looks almost average!

by sup3rk1ng on Jul 29, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dare say maybe better than average

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

Only Tores has a wRC+ below 100

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I don’t think we need to trade for Carroll. I’d rather just wait for Furcal to be put on waivers.

by sup3rk1ng on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Bill Hall?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 29, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Designating an assignment

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ spiked.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was a chasm [sarcasm = sarchasm =chasm]

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought that might be the case.

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store

by Ohio Bear on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“…you put the right foot out
you put the right foot in
and you shake it all about”

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont remember him

hands over eyes

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, "Bill Hall"

That’s a good made up name.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy from the Brewers a few years ago?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s…..average. Wow.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winning with an average and unsurprising lineup feels like cheating.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh gosh I want the dodgers to win tonight

what a terrible feeling

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I was at that Reds game

We had to pick up my older brother from school, but we kind of made him wait since it went to extras. I got to see two starting pitchers for the price of one =)

by waffles on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just showing him a baseball he found

by BB129 on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Can you sign it ‘to the #1 trade target, from the consolation prize’? Thanks!”

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like to think about Madison Bumgarner.

237 IP 5.9 WAR in the majors.

Dave CamerLOLn!!!!!!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't stop thinking about Madison Bumgarner!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much, pump the brakes

by BB129 on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I know we’re friends, but this might be taking it a little too far.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Verdugo. The next Javier Lopez.
goldenbearlair.com

by MadBum on Jul 29, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to start calling you Alice.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHYY???

Adopted Giant: Ryan Verdugo. The next Javier Lopez.
goldenbearlair.com

by MadBum on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm looking at him right now. RIGHT NOW!

Mr. July on the Giants World Series Champions calendar hanging in my office.

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if you know

But we’ll need to lay off the Dave Cameron bashing, dude’s got cancer, the aggressive kind too.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, most of us care.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, people might think I'm a dick

buts it’s all perspective, there is never a right or wrong.

Well, unless it’s about sports.

by Anonymous1337 on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Never a right or wrong?

I hope you don’t have any decisions to make that ever affect me.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. That sucks. Thanks.

Gonna need to find another doubter then.

Cancer is the worst. Literally.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to stop bashing Cameron for his ridiculous analysis just cause he’s got cancer.

That would be insulting.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It IS possible to criticize the writings without criticizing the writer.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, am I criticizing the writer or the writings when I say:

Dave Cameron is a lousy baseball analyst. He frequently seems to fit his analysis to match his premise, no matter what the actual data say.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado Rockies #1

trollolololol

cancer or not that was a pretty shitty article among many shit plastered articles before it.

by Anonymous1337 on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

well to be fair

that was “fan” rankings. Apparently Colorodans (Coloridians?) are ludicrously optimistic. Though in their power rankings, they need to cut out the “fan” (effectively pre-season) rankings WAY earlier

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Jul 29, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLFRED

At Red Reporter:

Tonight’s lineup. This team is so boring.

Stubbs CF
 Lewis LF
 Votto 1B
 Phillips 2B
 Bruce RF
 Cairo 3B
 Hernandez C
 Janish SS
 Willis P

It feels so nice to be back to normal

 by nycredsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions

Lewis?

 by jeffshireman on Jul 29, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions


Lewis? Seriously?

Calmer than you are.

 by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 29, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions


LEWIS???

 by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions


LEWIS?

I would like to see Dusty fired by 7:10 tonight for this bullshit

Honestly, Lewis and Cairo start while Frazier and Alonso are on the bench? Given our current position, is there any fucking way that makes sense?

“Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery.” – jch24

 by BK on Jul 29, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRED!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

STILL can't believe Drop Dead Fred got a ring.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone can if you go to a jewelry store

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, let me rephrase .....

STILL can’t believe Drop Dead Fred got a THIS ring.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol whut

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't here?

Read this.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hear*

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s actually kinda cute but still also “lol whut”
seems like it’d be a painful reminder of something.. but it’s cute that they thought about him.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the band was called Right Said Fred

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the movie (with phoebe cates sigh) was called drop dead fred though

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phoebe Cates. Oh man.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And based on his facebook escapades,

I’d hardly call FLew “right said.”

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 29, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

do tell!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change the names and this could totally be an McCC post.

by Evan on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No back-to-back Votto/Bruce as Lopez play-toys

by The Franchise on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Fred

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table

I’d need a couple of Fernets and a bong hit after 7 courses…

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is he not a SP?

LOL DUSTY?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/arm promptly falls off at shoulder

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gawdd, those are cool sunglasses

by BB129 on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRED!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's hoping...

They already scratched Willis. Who has two thumbs and doesn’t care – This guy

However, if we were to see a Ramon Hernandez scratched from lineup tweet, I would be increasingly excited.

by RenoGiantsFan on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I Love Grisham novels

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RURAL JUROR

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be hilarious

Houston trades Pence for Brown and prospect and then trade Brown to the Braves for pitching prospects

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Brown and Heyward woudl be overkill.

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BELT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praying this is a joke

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by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF WHAT GET DONE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

inthephilshouse Mandy Housenick
by SI_JonHeyman
Manuel: “i think dom brown can be more relaxed in triple-a.” #phillies

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL LOL

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by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he gone

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants pitchers = good, not great
Dom Brown = not even good.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's good, he's not great

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he and bochy

cut from the same cloth

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Bochy has never bad mouthed a player as far as I can recall.

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's more of a Sabean comment.

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brown is at least outhitting original stint Belt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda
"I do think given time this kid will figure it out, sure," Bochy said. "We talked about this when he made our club. That may come up when Cody comes back. If it was time to make a move, it would not be the worst thing for him. This kid’s ahead of schedule. He’s been in our system one year and being honest, without a lot of success at (Triple-A).

"We haven’t made that decision. Good chance we have to make it tomorrow."

Belt saw 33 pitches in his five plate appearances yesterday at Arizona, the most of any big leaguer in Sunday’s games. So I asked Bochy: At what point do quality at-bats count when you aren’t barreling up pitches?

"Well, it’s all about getting the good part of the bat on the ball," Bochy said. "I talked to him abotu it today. But also, when you talk about productive at-bats, it can be a productive out, like moving a runner, or maybe seeing six or seven pitches. That’s what quality guys have the ability to do, too.

"I think there is a fine line there, especially if you’re a little late. He had some pretty good pitches to hit and he’s been a little late. That tells you he hasn’t been quite aggressive enough."

"It’s fair to say Brandon is struggling at the plate. He’s searching."

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think what Manuel said is any more "badmouthing" than what Bochy said

Which is to say, it isn’t.

There’s a difference between being wrong and badmouthing a player.

by GiantPain on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

True...

shaded by the Rasmus/Card level dislike of Phillies to Brown

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure at this point we should trade for domic brown once the astros get him

keep in him in aaa then have him be beltrans replacement next year

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by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah…they will lose to the 2012 Mets in the NLCS

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

not enough brown

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here, have a Sanchez to go with.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross for Domonic Brown

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do "you people" insist on

dissing my curly-haired infielders?? Leave Charlie alone!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RAGE
1. rowand CF
2. keppinger 2B
3. beltran RF
4. panda 3B
5. Ross LF
6. huff 1B
7. whiteside C
8. grant SS
9. Vogelsong P

by Falconer88 on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm all out of rage

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by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so lost without you

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ENOUGH RAGE NEED MORE RAGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYozQuOUovo

GOD DAMN HEROIC STRIKE SPAM

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember this being in the song

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn’t. Someone made it to joke about Warriors shortcomings

It would have been funnier if the Priest said “I’m out of mana” though.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was making fun of you for not continuing the Air Supply lyrics like Jim did.

But I do appreciate the seamless segue to WoW!

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I figure that was already continued down there so I picked the WoW subthread direction ;p

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by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So last thread

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder if there's any chance of it changing with the new pitcher

unless the new guy is LH i don’t even know who he is

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt maloney

is a left-hander

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh jesus, he looks like a control specialist

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read that it’s Leake missing his start tomorrow. Willis will be pitching tonight. Who’s right?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maloney today, Travis Wood tomorrow.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leake and Willis are both missing their starts?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just in from the let's start more rumors dept:

they’ve been traded.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

for barry zito

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZITO!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 innings, 3 hits, 0 ER, 8 K, 91 pitches.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't be mad anymore

At least not today.

Belt isn’t going to start ever again. In fact, he is not even going to get a late inning at bat. I give up.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've changed the deal. Pray I don't change it further

you’ll get pinch running and defense replacement.

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually he's right behind Pat.

Oh “slot”. Nevermind.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 29, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 29, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's last ditch effort to get him going?

When you’re at the plate, look in the on-deck circle and see Eli Whiteside there, it doesn’t exactly represent job security.

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Jul 29, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take me home tonight!

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think every reply in this thread should be from an 80’s song

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and in the form of a question

by BB129 on Jul 29, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never travel far, without a little Big Star

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if they’re straight from the heart

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every once in a while, the grounds crew at AT&T find a new shoulder fragment behind 2nd base. When this happens, they rush it to wherever Sanchez happens to be at the time and glue it on with Crazy Glue. When they find all the pieces and it is all back together, Freddy will be back in the lineup.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ starts driving to AT&T to search second base area

by BB129 on Jul 29, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now stealing second base and looking for bone fragments, BB129!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 29, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants need to get in on Dom Brown

The Astros want pitching prospects, right? The Giants could toss a bone their way, and see if they bite. I’m not sure how feasible it is, but it’s worth a shot.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Dom Brown has options left. He can go to the minors. He’s a real talent, and the Phillies insist on platooning him while the Astros don’t even want him.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diamondbacks acquire Ryan Langerhans

RESPONSE TO BELTRAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

We're screwed!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISLETS

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you are too fast

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what my momma said

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they wanted a player who would help them beyond next year. Will Langerhans help them in this decade?

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Not Mike Morse

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, BABY!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So... they traded Wily Mo Pena for Ryan Langerhans?
The Mariners announced that they traded Ryan Langerhans to the Diamondbacks for cash considerations. The move clears a roster spot for former Diamondbacks outfielder Wily Mo Pena at Triple-A Tacoma.

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by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

mashing would be a little bit of a hyperbole

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they are need more dudes to play infield

Wily Mo Pena cannot play defense. like. At all.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

well if you add an “a” before penis, then you would also be correct

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 29, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, this is America, we can have both.

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by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ALEX SMITH!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

but that like saying I rather have Bill Hall over Burriss

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They signed Wily Mo after he was DFAd. But yeah, I guess.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope grant gets paid for each comment

these last few days have been ridiculous

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I was gonna say we’re at least driving up pageviews for him but shit, this damn thing auto-loads everything. 1,000 comments from nine pageloads total!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 29, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

From 1,000 users all with adblock installed.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you buy stuff. Is that some dandruff on your shoulder…?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TW$$

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about pie vs. cake?

and every day you would make a post about what you had for lunch.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza pie!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow sounds like I missed a good abortion thread

were there good jokes at least?

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

McArgyle Chronicles

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at the Mariners' team stats...

…compared to the Giants’. They’re really not that far apart. The discrepancy between records is astonishing.

by Your mother on Jul 29, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

they have one good pitcher

we have like 12.

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by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

good, not great

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by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see not felix at the all star game

he was brutal

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners
OPS+ 80
ERA+ 104

Giants
OPS+ 87
ERA+ 118

Seems pretty significant to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and their OPS+ is worse than it looks because they don't have pitchers dragging it down

and we do

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeeeesh

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right, of course

But they still seem a bit too similar for comfort. Like gazing at a chimp, then catching my reflection in the mirror.

by Your mother on Jul 29, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchers dragging down the Giants’ OPS+: Rowand, Tejada… oh, wait.

by Your mother on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011 Aaron Rowand: .244/.292/.373
2011 Seattle Mariners: .226/.290/.335

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A team of Aaron Rowands.

Wow.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad

for the outfield walls.

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

worse than aaron rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chone Figgins

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

seattle should trade for Rowand

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by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bat him leadoff

followed by Chone Figgins.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR SHAME GROUG

You should never make your mother sad.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, how about ashamed? Is…is that cool?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 29, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s inevitable unless you become a doctor, lawyer, or priest.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d always hoped that Groug would become a model train enthusiast. You just try to raise them the right way, and what happens next is out of your hands.

by Your mother on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't blame yourself

I mean, how were you supposed to know that groug would end up sticking that locomotive up his ass?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, there was plenty of warning on that one.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 29, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're outhitting Tejada though!

Entirely because he doesn’t walk, but still!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 29, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess but OPS+ is league adjusted?

They don’t have a closer who gets WINZ like Wilson does though.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 29, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants’ pitchers don’t drag the OPS+ down.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ARE IN THE BETTER LEAGUE DIDN'T YOU HEAR

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by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we are basically the same team.

Except we have a better rotation, bullpen, and offense.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the marines, arguably, are more offensive

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha oops.

(also, because freedom is actually free)

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

(offer void where prohibited)

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if the lineup has been posted yet

but here it is:

Rowand CF
Keppinger 2B
Beltran RF
Sandoval 3B
Ross LF
Huff 1B
Whiteside C
Fontenot SS
Vogelsong P

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that might not be the lineup

Baggs and Schulman just tweeted that nobody knows who’s pitching for the Reds tonight.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately, we do know that no matter who pitches he won’t be playing.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The two guys in the mix are both lefties, so Bork Bork Bork…. ta da! Rowand….

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 29, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t kill me, but I don’t have a major problem when Rowand starts for Torres against a lefty. My only objections are that they won’t pinch hit when a righty reliever comes in, and they won’t remove him for Torres when they have the lead. Oh yeah, why the fuck does he lead off?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

better to use your strikeout when there most assuredly isn’t anyone on base?

by Aaron Can on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROWAND!

Who is the only Giant with an RBI in all games vs Phillies?

Also of Note, Nate and Panda only other 2 with RBI in 2 games. I like it when Nate plays.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 29, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FU--

Ah, you know what. I’m tired of playing this game. Just leave Rowand, just leave.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is it worse for us if the phillies trade brown for pence

or trade dom brown to the padres for adams/bell and ludwick

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They probably wouldn’t have to trade Brown to get adams/bell.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats the newest rumor being discussed on tgp

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, they seriously hate Dom Brown.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Door #2

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no way that they would get adams/bell and ludwick.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

adams or bell and ludwick

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be shocked that Brown would be enough to get Adams or Bell alone.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whhhaaattttt?!?

Why does everyone hate Dom Brown?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

no hamate…bad on chi flow

by Hyoton on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Brown

but the Padres were looking to get Holland for Bell and Adams is virtually untouchable.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dom Brown > Holland.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hank sez
hankschulman Dontrelle is pitching tonight. Somebody misread a Tweet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Then says
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Apparently Willis is up in the air for tonight. Even Gs don’t know who’s starting.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 29, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine came in later

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does CSN say?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willis to give birth to alien baby, miss start vs #SFGiants

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

#HiHaterz!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he said it the other way around

He now says Dontrelle is pitching. It’s Leake tomorrow who was scratched.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

My bad, my twitter wasn’t all loaded up.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 29, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank God

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lineup looks a lot better against lefties these days with Keppinger and Beltran in it.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

just wait

I read a rumor we are trading Zito for Ramon Hernandez

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lineup looks a lot better against lefties these days with Keppinger and Beltran in it.

yup.

by djfivenine on Jul 29, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me LOL

s

ayheybk Brian Kim
@hankschulman No pressure, Hank, but we’re relying on you to not go all #CSN on us.
7 minutes ago

by Falconer88 on Jul 29, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Pisey is slow

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lost Nnamdi
We lost Spikes
We lost Baas
We lost Franklin

We signed Alex Smith
We drafted some guy no one knows about

Might as well tank the season and draft Luck.

Wait…what if Luck ends up Leinarting himself and sucks during his senior year?!

by djfivenine on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niners never had Nnamdi

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

they gave up their pursuit of him though

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 29, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am actually very very glad

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough to tank the season

when you play the NFC West twice each. Seattle is also trying to get Luck.

by Daver321 on Jul 29, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

but but but

Tarvaris Jackson!! Leinart!!

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Fans

TGWTWS and still we complain.

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But rationally.

Unless Burrell released / Belt sent down.

by younghutch on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

the McCoven isn’t like most Giant fans. Most people are over the moon that we “only” gave up some random A player for Beltran.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve talked about Wheeler a bunch of times on the Giants broadcast. I think most Giants fans know who he is.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the McCoven clouds your perception of average Giant fans.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've talked to some casual fans who knew who Wheeler was.

Him and Gary Brown are known. And for some reason so is Clayton Tanner.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are “Full House” fans…

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler has a high ceiling. It is known.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harbaugheddon was legendary

BurrellDFA-gate will never be forgotton

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if any visitors from other SBN sites were watching that.
Because that had to be pretty goddamn funny from the outside.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the overflow thread this morning…1700 comments on a morning that had no material news relating to the Giants!

BTW: I love NN but way way too many threads

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on, guy

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/humps you

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ran out...

damn, shouldn’t have watched that project runway thing with the girlfriend

by djfivenine on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We reel you in with Heidi, and pretty soon you’re judging other people on their “taste level.”

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Brown??

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, srsly

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reviews are REALLY mixed on C&A, I was shocked.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cowboys & Aliens looks really stupid to me.

How am I supposed to keep from laughing? And I don’t find unintentional humor all that satisfying

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

see

this is my thought at first, but then I distinctly remember seeing the Firefly commercial with the spaceship flying over them herding cattle, and recalling that same thought.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The title is retarded, but I guess if it’s just action you want, it would be good. I wouldn’t expect a storyline at all.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 29, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t expect a storyline at all.

Yeah, that’s the problem for me. Im not an explosion kind of guy.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am for the right idea/cast. I mean come on, James Bond and Han Solo in the same movie? I’m sold.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 29, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is such an odd premise.

I’m all for suspending disbelief, but there are limits.

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Cowboys and Aliens

More than I did Captain America at least.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understood “but why does” and “look better than”.
The rest of it, I assume, is trying to make me feel bad, so fuck you and your Sunday school.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, because only religious people bash homosexuals.

Be careful of getting in his boat before sinking it.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 29, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are Cowboys. And there are Aliens.

Dude.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear, that movie sounds like it was conjured up by a 12 year old on crack

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It intrigues me that it stars James Bond and Han Solo/Indiana Jones/The President/Jack Ryan

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m now imagining what it would have been like if Alec Baldwin had played Han Solo and Indiana Jones.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 29, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
False alarm on Willis, who is pitching for Reds. Coincidentally, a fire alarm went off in the clubhouse a few minutes ago, too. All clear.

by chakdephatte on Jul 29, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

dusty will stop at nothing

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And stay there.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My prediction: Sabean trades Miggy for Edgar

by the nenth inning on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Winter?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WARRIORS

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

No that you need a reason but why?

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

*not

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warriors on the rise soon!

Steph Curry is dope, can’t wait until we trade Ellis.

by Anonymous1337 on Jul 29, 2011 2:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

They're really in no position to win a championship within 5 years.

So might as well keep Ellis and stay exciting. The NBA sucks.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decades of futility.

And the belief that Monta and Curry is a backcourt worth building on. It seems like, post-Nelson this is no longer the view but they haven’t traded him yet.

And giving him that kind of money int eh first place was just stupid.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monta was/is worth the money.

It’s the Biedrins signing that was dumb.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really wasn’t. At the time he was in his early 20s and was a pretty incredible rebounder already with pretty good hands. If he had continued to rebound that well and developed any offense at all he would’ve been worth far more than he got.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 29, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NBA is pretty screwed up.

I’ll agree. I think the last CBA really damaged teh league. The player salary caps made it so that basically if a team wanted to retain a player regardless of ability they had to pretty much max him out, because there was always someone eles out there that would. I think creating a target number like that had a negative effect and that excluding teh top 5% salaries would have been lower accross the board had there not been an imprinting of price on free agents. This is what burried teams like teh Warriors. Maxing out guys who weren’t franchis guys, or being forced to max out a guy before he fully developed and you really knew what you had.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't really matter

The NBA lacks competitive balance entirely. The Warriors won’t have a legitimate shot at a title for at least the next 20 years.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombie Sonics disagree.

They have made some very poor decisions. Look at their first round draft choices. We could start with this boob:

They’ve just been a very poorly run organization for a long time.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They = The Warriors

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

they basically need to get lucky in the draft or a trade

few prime free agents will come to GSW even if they are the highest offer.

I would have liked to see Monta for Iguodala just to mix it up and take a risk (and improve the defense)

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can find usefull players in the draft.

And they should be able to find good ones where they pick. They just make awful decisions in the draft and free agency. The success they have had has been completely random.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I see it was a reference to Willis liking the Ws. I know how terrible they are just wasn’t sure why you brought it up.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random OT

I miss the Llama boss.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Jul 29, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Me too

He has a twitter account, but I think he never uses it.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it had a flurry of activity when it first started then like 3 posts after that.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Jul 29, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 29, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, it would be cool if Grant’s wife or Mom hacked his account every so often.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a few years until his daughter is dropping {insert future teen sensation here} images into the threads. That will bring the lulz…

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard some of it

Apparently, he didn’t know Zito wants to open a restaurant.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he doesn’t serve that gourmet raggedy egg plate.

Ooooh! There’s avocado on the plate! Zito is sooo edgy!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=6816419

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball today read my email WOOO

lol. i am now 2 for 2 on emails sent to them lmao.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL that was you?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

i also sent the one earlier in the year when they put the rockies above the giants in the power rankings the monday after we had swept the rockies over the weekend lol

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Jul 29, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, I've sent a bunch of emails over the years.

Only one read was after the Bengie trade, I was the angry Giant fan who told them that every Giant fan was happy about the trade and that Posey was ready to catch.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA TIP YOUR CAP

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did you write?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLBTR
4:18pm: GM Walt Jocketty told reporters today, “We are not selling.” At 6.5 games out, Jocketty feels the Reds are “still within striking distance.” It sounds like catcher Ramon Hernandez is staying put, as Jocketty says his value is greater to the Reds than what they’d get in return. (Twitter links from MLB.com’s Mark Sheldon and John Fay of the Cincinnati Enquirer).

So does that mean they might sell and buy at the same time? Say, Hernandez for a pitcher?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

For this to be true, We should be rooting for the Pirates, Cardinals and Brewers to win the next two games too

Then again, the Pirates are playing the Phillies, so I’ll naturally be rooting for the team that plays against the Phillies

by GiantETeam on Jul 29, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be pretty surprised if he’s traded before Sunday

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 29, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday is the deadline.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you were saying he doesn’t get traded, period?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he gets Ross'd

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the D’backs pick him up

by Lunkus on Jul 29, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does anyone take seriously anything said to the press during trade negotiations? I think the Giants will get Ramon.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does anyone take seriously anything said by the press?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Oh, wait. Never mind. Trust the press, everyone!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/award

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was very well stated!

/hands you an award

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, everyone tells the press the unvarnished truth about everything. No ulterior motives, ever.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 29, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEA BODY

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denial is not just a river in South America

by Lunkus on Jul 29, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon Hernandez is staying put, as Jocketty says his value is greater to the Reds than what they’d get in return

Wouldn’t it be your job to get greater value for him?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re selling!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of a player switching dugouts

Does anyone recall this story:

The Giants were playing a double header and John McGraw called over some player who wasn’t playing and told him that his job was to heckle the opposing manager for the entire game. So this guy let the opposing manager have it for 9 innings and by the end of the game the opposing manager was furious. Then that player was traded in between games.

I wish I could remember where I heard this story and who was involved. It might have actually been John McGraw who was being heckled.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 29, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

http://marksheldon.mlblogs.com/2011/07/29/hernandez-staying-put/

Hernandez staying put?

There will be a more detailed story coming … but Reds GM Walt Jocketty is not changing his Trade Deadline strategy in light of the rough week his club has had (swept four straight by the Mets to go 50-55).

"We are not selling," Jocketty said.

[…]Jocketty said he has not listened to offers for Hernandez.

"I haven’t no, and I don’t know if I would," Jocketty said. "I still think he’s a guy that can help us with this year. I think his value is greater to us now than if we were to move him[…]

by Seasick fish on Jul 29, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Then how about Hanigan? Jesus Reds. You have Hernandez, Hanigan, Mesoraco, and that AA guy. And you can’t deal one even to improve your team in other ways? Have fun with your 7 crappy starters.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 29, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY HAVE SO MUCH PITCHING DEPTH

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have excluded Cueto. He’s awesome. But they need to package something for improvement. It’s Cueto and nine guys with ERAs over 5.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get why they seem so opposed to calling up Mesoraco

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure teams wonder why other teams do what they do.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic misdirection

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

@johnfayman
John Fay
Jocketty on Hernandez: He’s greater value to us this year than what he’d get in return; Would be OK with Meso staying in AAA til Sept. #Reds

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 29, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

still think

Ross and a reliever (Casilla?) for Hernandez helps both teams. I think it would’ve helped the Reds a lot more a month ago.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 29, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

I think it would be smart to try to get something for Ross.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
Barry Zito will start Sunday, Bruce Bochy says, officially.

@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
Bochy being very cryptic. Said Gs will need a starter 8/5. That’s Zito’s turn v Philly. J Sanchez now a possibility there.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 29, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

all that speculation over nothing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but the second tweet. I bet it’s still Zito.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speculation is it’s own reward

by Lunkus on Jul 29, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

…but a weather balloon will cost you points.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross slated to start Sunday, Zito actually a hairless emu of some sort. #ALWAYSKNEW

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 29, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can he be hairless when he had that awful mustache?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

#prematureBaggstweets

#delayedSchulmantweets

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please oh please not Zito

I have tickets for 8/5……..

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 29, 2011 3:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

ATTENTION GIANTPAIN

@Buster_ESPN
Buster Olney
Jamey Carroll not in the Dodgers starting lineup, but FYI, he has not been traded.#trades

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 29, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yet.

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jul 29, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 First Namer

Jamey Carroll — does that name qualify?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 29, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamey Blake Carroll

Great three first names. Whoever trades for this guy is going to get their entire team murdered.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 29, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d trade for one of them, but not all three!

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: HAI GAIZ

Looking forward to the game today. I’d like to see what Beltran can do in Cincy’s bandbox

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than he did in Philly’s bandbox.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 29, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Brown is not being traded
The Phillies currently have no intention of putting Brown in a deal for Pence, tweets Buster Olney.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RAJ will desperate on Sunday and trade Brown.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the wonderful strategic benefits of the Beltran deal.

Braves and Phillies are scrambling and will probably end up overpaying if they make deals.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to say...

it has been awesome to be a Giants fan the past few seasons, as well as, the current season. All those years of rooting for a crappy team finally don’t seem so soul crushingly sad.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s weird how non-underdog this team has become in the minds of the baseball public. That’s hard to get used to.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being born and bred in the East Bay, I was always given shit by A’s fans…now it seems that those memories are something from so long ago.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 29, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still give us shit

Except now it’s for being what they were back when they were good.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean that time Billy Beane led them to the world series?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s a movie about it! Must be glorious.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard to roll 7 or 11

with 4-sided dice like Terrence Long or Jeremy.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being born and bred in the East Bay, I was always given shit by A’s fans the A’s fan…now it seems that those memories are something from so long ago.

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

The funny thing is

They were only bad for 4 years, and one of those seasons had a chance at the NL West. Poor Pirates.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 29, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 20 YEARS

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be amazing to see a Phillies/Pirates intrastate rivalry in the first round of the playoffs. I really hope that happens.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE I-76 SERIES

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately

they play each other less than they play AL teams.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd be even MORE amazing to see the Pirates BEAT the Phils

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’d rather not have to root against the Pirates in the playoffs if they play the Giants.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get what you are saying

but we’d prefer the Pirates matchup in a heartbeat.

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 29, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had a chance in ‘05 and ’06, didn’t they?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word

and I haven’t said this, but Sabean and the rest of the FO deserves credit for making a decisive move like getting Beltran.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually that's what carries you through the soul crushing years

Thankfully the Giants are good.

Still living off of past glories as a Niner fan, numb as a Warriors, and the Sharks…well…they’re the Sharks.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 29, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Wu-Tang Clan

I am not really a modern rap fan, my favorite rap album is The Chronic. However, today I listened to the new Wu-Tang album, Legendary Weapons. Wow, it is good. Anyone else heard it?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 29, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The only thing I know about Wu-Tang

is that Childish Gambino got his name from their online Name Generator. I do think everyone should listen to Gambino, though. He and J. Cole are very intelligent, up and coming artists.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the Wu-Tang clan for one thing and one thing only

Afro Samurai

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know them from this.

The WU
Not just that, but especially that.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donald Glover’s pretty awesome.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

but you’re biased since you’re a big Community fan :)

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but of course.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wu tang is always dope

Binary Star released their new mixtape today as well, only 3 bucks. (One Be Lo/Senim Silla)

Gettt ittttt

by Anonymous1337 on Jul 29, 2011 3:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What's worse

being DFA’d by the Mariners or by the Astros?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

good question

Probably Astros if you’re a pitcher, Mariners if you’re a hitter

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah, Timmy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, him standing up for Matt too

makes me all happy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was excellent.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeap

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No mention of Zeets?

Problems in the clubhouse.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Mentioning Zito would just prove Manuel’s theory about bad velocity=crappy pitcher

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Jul 29, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm'd

It was also quite clear that “good” and “great” were not allusions to Zito.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

vile

classless

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa…I never pictured Timmy throwing a zinger like that.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 29, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO CONCERNED WITH VELOCITY

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I care more about W-L totals…only way to tell if a pitcher is dominant.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 29, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 29, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This line.

I’m in it.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s height
and only height

by Lunkus on Jul 29, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINCECUM

FUCK YEAH

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

#55

the master of understated zingers.

by slapsy on Jul 29, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“hum haw hum hum haw hum haw doodily do”

-Charlie Manuel

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH TIM LINCECUM

GREATEST

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love this.

Not only does he manage to make Manuel look really stupid (not hard to do) but he defends Cain

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Jul 29, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So effing full of win.
He’s probably speaking out of frustration and dealing with their first home series loss since however long you guys said it was. (It was April.) It’s something they’re not used to, and it probably has something to do with what happened in the NLCS last year, too. I don’t know. You’ll have to ask him."

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 29, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So awesome

And so understated. I hope Lincecum is a Giant for life

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww, Tommen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He ♥ cats

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Stamping shit

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 29, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ser Uncle and Ser Great-Uncle!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ser Pounce!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 29, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nnamdi to the eagles?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

by Fila429 on Jul 29, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…and they just picked up VY as well.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I'm on NN right now

The freakout hath commenced

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome headed there

This place blows

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you wish

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring cake for all your handegg friends.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess that means not Favre

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah 49ers suck

If they had drafted Rodgers, damn right Asomugha signs with the Niners. THE CURSE PERSISTS

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they draft Rodgers

Rodgers would have sucked. No consistency in coaching and having to learn a new playbook every year, he would have suffered just as much.

by Fila429 on Jul 29, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the 93245345th time, wrong, wrong, wrong. Nice rationalization, but wrong.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't be a successful QB

In the NFL without consistency. Show me one QB that has entered the league with the most inconsistent coaching staff and succeeded.

by Fila429 on Jul 29, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niners fans (I grew up one, and sort of am one, except that I can scarcely forgive them for drafting Smith) persist in this sour grapes mythology that Aaron Rodgers wouldn’t have been good in that system.

I cannot understand this. Accept that the Niners drafted a QB from a gimmicky system who was never that good, and never well-suited to a pro system. And they drafted Smith over a guy who was in their back yard, who had tremendous coaching, who was strong-armed and extremely accurate, who was from a pro offense system, and did so because of Akili Smith and Joey Harrington not working out, apparently.

Aaron Rodgers is good because he is good. Not because he was ok but somehow learned greatness from Brett Fucking Favre. Not because he got to sit and learn the system, especially given that he was ready well before that time, because of Favre’s yearly decision on whether he will play until age 58. Alex Smith is just bad. No amount of coaching, learning time on the bench, or presence of Brett Favre was going to change that. He makes bad decisions and has terrible accuracy. That’s just the way it is.

Sure, most QBs aren’t going to suffer through multiple coaches and systems, but that’s not what makes Rodgers great and Smith crappy.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

"was never that good"

his college record says otherwise. Also, notice Fila never mentioned Smith.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Jul 29, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This debate is all about Smith v. Rodgers. It always is. If the Niners had drafted someone good instead, then we wouldn’t have the constant rationalization.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least we have the Giants :D

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 29, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Niners would have fucked up Dakota Fanning.

(is that funny—I dont anything about oblong football?)

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell?

I really thought he was going to the Jets. Hahah this NFL frenzy is crazzy

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Jul 29, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL
Miller on the pregame
“Stay away from the Cincinnati chili”
“it’s a local thing…. it’s uh…. once you’ve had it, that’s pretty much enough”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hot dogs in it?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of cheese.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty good. Just don’t compare it to other chili

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

also the Cleveland Steamer

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven’t figured what it is, other than that it’s glorified spaghetti sauce.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s got cinnamon and chocolate in it. It’s great.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a curry mole!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 29, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Reporter is willing to trade Ramon Hernandez for Dan Runzler.

Universal vote in a sample size of 3.

Also, I have been informed that his nickname (Dusty-given) is “Clutch Man Monie”.

by dregarx on Jul 29, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey choppers!

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/7/29/2304003/open-gamethread-7-29#comments

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by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Paulino

I think Wheeler was a bit of an over-pay for Beltran. Sabean should have made the Mets throw in Paulino and the Giants add a PTBNL to balance things out.

To think Paulino was a Giant for a day and we ended up with Whiteside. What does it take to get Paulino now?

Radical Racing

by Radical Racing on Jul 29, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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