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Post-game thread: Carlos Beltran 1, National League 0

Looks weird. I can get used to it, though.

There's a sick part of me that thinks it would be funny if the Giants kept winning, and Carlos Beltran didn't hit a lick. Totally ledéed it. Made us long for the days of Jose Guillen stumbling around in right field. Oh, the talk radio. Oh, the internets. Oh, the talking heads. It would be funny. Kind of.

Of course, the caveat is that the Giants would have to keep winning for that to be funny. As is, it's refreshing to see the Giants win in their own inimitable style. Hey, they tried to win by one run. Rowand hit a double-play ball, but the Phillies started throwing it around. Ryan Howard lollygagged the ball around the infield. He lollygagged his way down to first. He lollygagged in and out of the dugout. You know what that made him? Overpaid.

It feels mighty good to beat the team with the best record in the league, and it feels really good to do it in their own park. Take away the name and the history -- if this series were against Nationals, Expos, or Senators, it would still feel pretty good. But then you add in the history?

Star-divide

 

 

Yeah, that makes a series like this feel just a tidge better.

The obvious caveat: the Giants didn't hit against Cliff Lee and Roy Halladay. Yes, I know the joke is that the Giants didn't have a problem with those two pitchers last year, but they're really, really, really, really good. Really, really, really, really, really good. The Giants faced Kyle Kendrick tonight. He's like the Guillermo Mota of the Phillies, and the Giants didn't exactly slap him around.

The double-reverse rejoinder to the caveat: the Phillies did hit against Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum. Rather, they didn't hit so much. A weak, nauseous Lincecum still gave the Giants six scoreless innings, and where most teams have to trot out something like the remains of Jeff Juden for the seventh inning, the Giants are well set up for the middle innings. Didn't even have to use our Javier Lopez; I got to say it was a good game.

If the Giants had won on a Carlos Beltran something-or-rather, it would have been pretty exciting. It would have been an obvious storyline -- the one-man cavalry. As is, Beltran had the Huff game and Huff had the Beltran game. I don't really care how they divvy it up, as long as someone gets the hitting talent.

This doesn't mean a thing for next week. Four games! And it doesn't really mean a thing for the playoffs, should these two teams get there and meet again. No Lee, no Halladay, not enough Beltran, more Zito than the Surgeon General recommends ... it wasn't a true representation of the two teams' strengths. But it sure feels pretty danged good to take that series.

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Ees a bless

Go Yiants

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jul 28, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

YIANTS WIN

Yiants been berry berry goo to me

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OWNAGE IS OWNAGE

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 7:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

"THE BATS JUST WENT COLD!"

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i loved it

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

beltran gotta go

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

whadda bust!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this what’s wrong with Carlos Beltran thread?

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres only have a few days left to trade, and yet nothing has happened yet

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Lat Matosson won't let them hire any mercenaries

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT BOCHY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

People on twitter

Legitimately calling beltran a bust

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

DIVOT DIVER

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRASS GUZZLER

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAWN LICKER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOD SUCKER

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TURF TUMBLER

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PASTURE PARTAKER

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb people

Have cell phones and computers, too.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The errors in that make it so wonderful.

Seth Rosin can hit the side of a barn with a baseball. From space.
Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Jul 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea of its provenance.

I don’t even recall where I snitched it from. But I do like it. And it’s simpler and lots more pungent than just a link to the Wikipedia article on the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

People on twitter

after exhaling, worried they may never inhale

by Your mother on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

Thanks for reminding me.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly

He’s the best # 15 the Giants have had since Bob Brenly. And I’m including Greg Litton!

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way

Putting up Huff numbers made Bochy swoon.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

my facebook (idiot) friends were advocating trading for…

…jose bautista

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Anthopolous would take Sabes to the cleaners, dear lord.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Joey Bats for Buster/Pablo/Belt/MadBum.

But don’t worry he’d toss in Aaron Hill…

Adoptive parent of Luiz Lins, who has a nasty changeup and a $2 airport surcharge.

by The_Beard on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s awesomeness lies in it’s truthiness.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lollygag is a fun verb.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it doesn’t even have diminishing returns!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grocer’s apostrophe

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not once but twice.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was playing grab-ass

as one of my old coaches would say

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the weirdest things about high school coaches and P.E. teachers – they’re fondness of the word “grab-ass”.

by b00f_spl00ge on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

One of my line coaches in college called us “Screwbeanies.” It took us a while to figure out that he wanted us to stop playing grab-ass.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the above.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Ryan Howard against the Giants

is enough to convince anyone that he is one of the most overrated players in baseball. He must clean up against the Cubs and Nationals or something, but he’s really flailed against us.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get this

2012: $20M
2013: $20M
2014: $25M
2015: $25M
2016: $25M
2017: $23M (Option or $10M buyout)

“This is absolutely great,” manager Charlie Manuel said. “We signed Ryan Howard quite a few years ago and that means we’re keeping him. He’s one of our guys, he is a Phillie. It’s big for our team. That’s what you set out for. He’s very worthy of it. He is a great player and he is going to continue to be a great player for a while. Everything about it’s good.”

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

37

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD. His Wikipedia page has been hacked.
Poopypants McGee

Philadelphia Signstealers — No. 6
First baseman
Born: November 19, 1734 (age 276)
Bats: Poorly Throws: Left

See it here

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Me!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

that’s two irlrofls tonight!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody can update it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. But I didn’t know what to call it, so I figured hacked worked.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stuff like that . . .

. . . is usually caught and repaired very quickly. If it persists—the fixes get played with again—the page gets locked down for a while. If the problem still persists (rare, but it happens on deeply controversial stuff) the lockdown becomes near-permanent, and all changes are moderated.

Or so I’m told. . . .

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will probably be fixed by morning.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems already repaired.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back when I spent a lot of time on Wikipedia, the only option was protection. Now it appears there are some other options, like semi-protection (which only allows users who have been registered for at least a couple days to edit). There have been plenty of changes to the structure of Wikipedia in the last few years. Always the trend is toward greater bureaucracy.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN’T TRUST PEOPLE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checking the Requests for adminship page, there’s only one current request, and that’s a user who used to be an admin and then resigned. In 2006 there would always be at least a dozen at a time.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not called hacking if anyone can edit it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but what should I call it? Malicious editing?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The usual term is vandalism.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Ryan Howard is a great player, but Lincecum and Cain aren’t great pitchers, I don’t know what to think anymore. Manuel is an idiot. And Howard’s getting paid a lot of money to strike out constantly.

11/01/10
My adopted son is Steve Edlefsen.

by goGSW24 on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed the presser earlier

But I just caught CarBelt’s post-game on MLBN, and he is very well spoken and almost (almost) made his 0-4 debut palatable.

I’m really excited to see what kind of chemistry these guys can pull together once they’ve had a chance to, you know, meet and prep for a game together.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't care how he hit, because we won

But I felt he played a passable RF. I am NOT a fan of Nate being kicked out of RF, so I hope this continues. RF at Citizens Bank and RF at Phone Company Park are two entirely different worlds.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure dude

Is a top flight defensive RF …or am I crazy

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he'll be fine

and am very glad he didn’t blow out his knee on the divot dive.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah exactly, although I sorta expect something like that at any moment with this team this year

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm willing to give him a shot

but i’d be much happier seeing nate play RF @ home

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

or CF, if it comes to it.

I’ve got a feeling that by mid-August Nate or Beltran will be in CF, and Belt will be playing everyday. They will go with the best hitters for the stretch drive.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Still way too early to know either way, but the way he played RF made me feel a little better about it.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo. Ya.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Belt’s nickname, BraBelt.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But CarBelts Save lives

Is also easier than typing “Carlos Beltran” in crappy lighting on an even crappier keyboard.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's posted on the Yiants' website if you want to watch it.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet...

Watching now… Thanks!

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't give a %#$&

who the giants face….as long as we beat the phillies in their park. We allow .5 ERA over 2 games in philadelphia? sign me the hell up no matter who we face…
just glad beltran saving his best for this weekend…when we’re gonna need it.

by Aaron Can on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Players of the Game

Kuip – Stew
Kruk – Tim
Jon – Nate
David B. – Affeldt

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I vote for Pablo

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Pablo!???!?

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Beltran?!?!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Pablo is missing.

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Jul 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about this after the game, and I would pick Stewart, too. Dude kept blocking balls in tough situations because he’s not Eli Whiteside

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did, though.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must have tried to set Jon up again.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip wanted to make him player of the game

and then they realized no one took him!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

We are the Champs. It feels like it again, too.

Welcome, Carlos, welcome.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

it totally does. the Giants are a legit very good team.

it’s been so long, I don’t know how to feel but smile!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope huffs defense tonite is enough to make the boch consider starting belt

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

he made that nice grab on that bad hop in the first

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to ruin your dreams

But, it is not going to happen this year. It’s just not.

Aubrey Huff is our first baseman, and that is just the way it is.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Sabean would trade Wheeler for Beltran, it’s obvious he is serious about repeating.

and if Huff isn’t getting shit done, he will not be playing. the Giants didn’t fully easy some players out until August last year.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Doesn't Rowand make more $$ than Huff?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are going to have to agree to disagree

Bochy is not going to bench Huff, he just isn’t. Belt, if he hits like .500 could force his way in, but Huff is not going to play himself out of his job. You know, unless he goes like 0 for 102.

That is just not how Bochy operates.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what we said last year about Rowand.

look, there’s no way that Belt never starts, plays an inning defensively here and there, and that’s it. they will use him. that’s why I think Beltran or Nate end up in CF and Belt in LF if Torres doesn’t start hitting.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But, Rowand never led this team to a World Series. Bochy is not going to forget that.

Sabean said it earlier today, but Belt is Ishi. That is going to be his new role. He will get spot starts here and there. But our 1B is Huff.

I wish he weren’t, but he is.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what Sabean said is pure PR. it has nothing to do with what they will actually do

you can’t go on the radio or tell the press Huff’s days as a starter are numbered. you do it slowly

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you don't HAVE to say Belt will be an Ishi

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, you don’t have to. but I’d be willing to bet this Belt/Huff saga runs a whole lot deeper than the FO is letting on.

they are aware of Belt’s talent.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me just say

That I don’t agree with you, but I really, really, hope you are right and I am wrong.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

to be honest, I really really really don’t think I’m right but would love to be.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

favorite exchange ever. everyone gets a rec.

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Adoptive father to Flying Dutch Squirrel Sharlon Romans Emederio Schoop. At least he tries.

by bombs on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Belt will be an Ishi"

That sounded more like an assurance that he’s not being sent down and has a roll on the team than a knock on Belt."

Ishi’s roll was not insignificant down the stretch last year. Besides playing a lot of defense in late innings, he was Bochy’s go to guy as a PH.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 29, 2011 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Not insignificant"

Ishikawa got 67 PAs in August, September, and October in the regular season. Then he got 13 PAs in the playoffs.

If Belt only gets 70 PAs for the rest of the year, they’re idiots.

by GiantPain on Jul 29, 2011 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am annoyed by the usage of Belt.

Last night in a 4-1 game with 2 outs, he let Huff hit and then subbed him out for Belt instead of letting Belt get an AB. Just plain stupid. As I recall, Belt got subbed in the Cain game after Huff just hit in the top of the inning as well.

Belt is our #1 hitting prospect, and we are using him like Travis Ishikawa, it’s a travesty.

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by Badly Browned on Jul 29, 2011 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

'roll'

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Throws league to tile floor . . .

 . . . and crushes it under heel.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Having Huff bat the inning right before was lame. If you’re going to take Huff out anyways, why not let Belt bat. You know, the rookie whose supposed to be one of their best prospects and might actually be a better hitter than Huff at this point.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff had a walk, a double and a fairly deep fly ball

It wasn’t like he was having a bad night at the plate at that point

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 29, 2011 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bring on D-Train LOLOL

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

CGSO

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what Kuip asked Pablo about Venezuelan batting titles?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda heard it

I thought he said, “How many Venezuelan batting titles have you won?” And Pablo said, “Two! I beat you. 405.”

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by achiappanza on Jul 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper has Venezuelan batting titles?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played in Venezuelan winter league before.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, never knew that.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

good knowledge.

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by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's where his

“Dwanee Kwieepee” story is from.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much everything is better than that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Player of the game

Ryan Howard. Loser.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Jul 28, 2011 7:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Okay, so we didn’t face Halliday or Lee but they haven’t faced MadBum and Vogelsong and I think that’s a draw too. If anything these past two games proved our best pitchers can still shut them down and that we’re better at scoring two runs on a ground ball to third than they are.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

They won't see Zito in the playoffs either

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

We have 4, they have 3. Our Pen is better. Our middle of the order is S,S, theirs L,L (Lopez). We matchup well.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt should be back

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, Oswalt's back.

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by speckops on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

they beat Zito.
we beat Kendrick. those two cancel each other out.

then we beat Hamels with Cain. that’s the big one, the one to brag about

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

As much as I love Bummy and Vogey, Roycliff Halleeday is better.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No fair

They get to pitch without the burden of heavy rings on their hands!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does Vogey, though.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants team ERA is 2.94 when you eliminate the 40 runs in 64 IP from Zeets and Runzler.

So basically what we’ll see in the playoffs.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's win them all

They were just swept a four game series against the Mets.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he’s really learned how to be a better pitcher this time! He’s worked on some things! He’s better at focusing!

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah

Isn’t Sanchez ready yet?

by paboperfecto on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

He had another mediocre minor-league start last night. Only 2 R in 6 IP, but 3 BB, 7 H, and just 5 K.

I wish they could find an AL team with a catcher to trade who wants him.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh? That sounds like a normal Dirty start...

The ERA is 3.00, K/9 is 8-ish

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Jul 29, 2011 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday's starter is TBA

Baggs was speculating anyone under the sun would stark, Surkamp?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be Zito

I don’t think they’ll give up on Zito unless/until Sanchez looks like he’s righted the ship.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of us are saying it will be Zito. Come Sunday, many here are going say “DAMN IT! ZITO?!? WTF!?!”

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp is coming?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll find out tomorrow

If he’s scratched from his start tomorrow, then maybe.

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp isn’t on the 40-man roster.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF he pitches, I think there really will be the anger from last night returning because he would go.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny is a fucking turd. He was good for those few starts but fuck him. Glad they didn’t hang onto him. Dude is cancer.

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird.

Any word on what this was about?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

okie asshole showing up his catcher about what to throw.
should’ve crash davis’d him.

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Postgame vid of Penny

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/video/?va_id=2705538&pl_id=21441&ref=synd

I think he says it was about the timing of the signals Victor gives him with a man at 2nd base or something.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Penny's defense

V-Mart is not known as a good defensive catcher. There’s a reason he plays at least half of the time at first.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the other half at DH!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran’s streak of reaching base is over at 32.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL “Once we’re inside you, we’re a part of you.”

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

made me laugh though

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by josematan on Jul 28, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish I could have watched this...

…sadly, down here in HelL.A., we don’t get many Giants games on TV…

Still, following it here was great. (Yeah, I’m new on McCC; what’s the initiation? ::cringes::) I was just glad our guys won, that Timmy was upright for six innings (and got the W…W00T!!), that Wilson got another save ::crossarms::, and that Beltran…well…didn’t disappear into thin air even if his bat did, at least this game. He’ll settle in.
All that said, erm…hi everyone!

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I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello!

HAHA! SUCK IT TULO! YOU HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE ILLNESS!
When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.
That's a joke, son! You missed it! Flew right by you!

by josematan on Jul 28, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

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by urea on Jul 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey best team in baseball!!!

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Beltran

He keeps making CSN show interviews with him and he’s taking credit for beating the NL. So selfish.

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by marcello on Jul 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ooh, Marty. Nice

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

time to turn off the radio.

goodnight folks.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure. To each his own. Just better than Byrnes.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

love marty

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by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Surkamp on Sunday?

If true, I’ll be quite happy, especially if Zito is traded.

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Highly doubt it

I guess we’ll see tomorrow.

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by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

have we

nerdgasmed over that article yet?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw, what is with the Hinshaw thing? Is he even still in the organization?

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still on the 40-man roster.

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

His nickname is “the Barnacle”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check the 40 man roster.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I get that

but I was wondering if he even actually still plays baseball

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, thanks. this mystery may never be solved.

where’s sherlock when you need ’em?

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on the 40-man roster, and the Giants keep DFAing everyone except him.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would they release him?

If Zito is gone, space on 40 man is open. I would guess Zito might be cash dump or for prospect.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s not gone yet, it’s just more baseless speculation…
Who the hell would take Zito??

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed, but I was responding to dropping Burrell

I wouldn’t think it would be necisary, if for some reason Zito is gone (highly doubt)

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greece!

He could pay off their national debt!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

and there is no way the Giants release Zito.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would they?

No way than can get league average pitcher cheaper (assuming the 18 mil already spent)

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 28, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche, Gil Meche!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought this argument last year when he was going well.

I’m no longer buying it. Zito isn’t even close to league average. I know they won’t cut him just yet, but the time is coming near. They could throw a career minor leaguer out there right now and have a better shot at winning. I’m trying to find what the numbers are for a league average starter, but I’m thinking with NL and stadium factors, Zito is currently far short of them. If somebody has them, please correct me if I’m wrong.

The argument also made sense pre-Vogelsong when they didn’t really have an option ready. As soon as Sanchez is ready, I don’t know how the FO can justify Zito on the team in any capacity. It would be a shame to cut a useful RP just because and have Zito be your mop up man.

Haha, Zito is even sporting a .229 BABIP currently. Can you imagine if he weren’t getting “lucky”?

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 29, 2011 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's going on now?

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Jul 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

More made up Twitter rumors.

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs weird article from earlier.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Just read it. Sort of do want.

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by marcello on Jul 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

asi:
It is Barry Zito’s day to pitch. The club won"t have another rested member of the rotation. But Giants manager Bruce Bochy said "we’re leaving it open for now."

Is Zito hurt? "He’s fine," Bochy said.

Bochy said it wouldn’t be Jonathan Sanchez, who threw 95 pitches in six innings yesterday for Triple-A Fresno. He wouldn’t be fully rested, for one, and pitching coach Dave Righetti told me earlier today that Sanchez was "in and out" of his delivery, according to his reports.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Main gets the start.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly?

Or via CSN?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo Jimenez

We’re getting fucking everyone.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Gibson is pitching Sunday for the Giants.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They want 3 Type A prospects

Zito
Rowand
Hinshaw
3 Type A’s yea?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can give them 3 ex A’s and they won’t notice.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada, Zito, and …. who else do we have?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castilla

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

err Casilla

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just spouting. Totally off the top of my head. 22gigantes is working on sources, though.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuroda starting with Furcal at SS

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by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean needs to keep going at it

The Phillies and Braves or even the Diamondbacks haven’t even made their moves yet. When they do, it should improve them. Sabean needs to try and fill the holes at SS and or the catcher spot. Roman Hernadez and or Rafael Furcal or Jamey Carroll would be great.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If they get Hernandez and Furcal I can’t see them losing another game all season not started by Barry Zito.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me horny just thinking about it.

/calms down thinking about Zito as number 5 in the rotation

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Madison gives up another 8 run inning.

by paboperfecto on Jul 28, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they get Hernandez and Furcal our farm system will be emptied.

I’d like to see this team be good for more than a few years.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those two won't cost much.

Loldgers need to save money.

Cincy has two stud catchers that are close to ready. They just don’t know if they are sellers yet. A Giants sweep this weekend could go a long way to getting Hernandez. Not to jinx, just saying. Once/If Cincy is out of it, they won’t want to play Hernandez over Grandal or Mesoraco and will have no reason to.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 29, 2011 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I don't see why the Giants shouldn't go for it.

None of those guys should cost too much.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pumped about 2 of 3!

Watching “Ticked Off Trannies With Knives” in celebration. DAMN YOU GAY FRIENDS!

by CrackLaden on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

missed it, but..

“…. he hit the bull!”

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard lollygagged the ball around the infield. He lollygagged his way down to first. He lollygagged in and out of the dugout. You know what that made him? Overpaid.

Great movie though haha.

by alex in OT on Jul 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm totally convinced now

the Giants have got a premier team now. Top hitters actually want to play here. The pitching is out of this world good. Everyone has and knows their role. We actually have an average offense if Belt plays or Huff hits.

All those years of being on the outside looking in have paid off. It’s good to be good.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Also washed clean

Those horrible years where it seemed like the Giants few wins were on blowouts, and they’d lose every close game. Seems like I’ve suffered through half a dozen of those.

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by achiappanza on Jul 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Mychale Urban still on TV?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody needs to defend Barry Zito.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having Phun?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

phuc ’em

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

phantastic

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

GOOFUS!!! How did you EVER survive???

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful!

Goofus – Fifteen will get you 20!

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Jul 29, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Carlos Beltran had his 32 games on-base streak as soon as he joined the Giants…. Seems…. Fitting

by BlackBuddha on Jul 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Giants win without him

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: All this optimism here makes me uncomfortable

WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame anchor steam

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i blame my whacky tobacky.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

peanut butter from a spoon

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jif?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, this all-natural thing. didn’t care for it at first, but then i realized it was pure peanut yumminess.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did people here discuss Irabu?

So sad.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, 3 threads or so ago…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I was actually working at my job then. It’s so sad.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really sad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies are demoralized right now but..

they’ll be coming to AT&T in a week and will have some reinforcements. Plus, they’ll probably be throwing Halladay and Hamels. I just hope the Giants at least split the four games.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Pessimist!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just being realistic. Halladay and Lee are amazing. The Giants could take three of four but I just want them to at least split.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

We win season series. I want to win first 2, and have 2 bonus chances.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies can’t score on the Giants in their bandbox, and they certainly won’t score at ATT. They’ll need shutouts to win.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just took a series from them at CBP!

Have a little hope

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS!

Team with best mark in majors. Awesome home record before the series. Team that went for big splash with lee this offseason. Have not lost 2 in a row in like 2 months. Epic series win.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND convincingly- AGAIN.

We BEAT them, just like when we took the series 4-2. There were no unlikely heroics or 10th inning, Game 7 crazy plays.

THEY. FUCKING. LOST. The series. I know East Coast spin will make it difficult to believe that- but BELEE. DAT.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

haLOLaday:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN201004260.shtml

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember Eli's 2-R jack

but totally forgot DeRosa had a pair of RBIs.

Halladay. Beaten by Whiteside and DeRosa. Read that a couple times.

by sayheybk on Jul 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo pitched 2 innings in that game. That seems so fuckin crazy to me now

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, we have Carlos Beltran now. He’s kinda a big deal.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

His locker smells of rich mahogany.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

13-9 the last 3 years. (7-3 at home)

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 28, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll miss Halladay. He pitches Wednesday at Colorado.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay will have a stomach flu so that he can face the Giants.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we know the pitching matchups yet?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay is pitching tomorrow. The Phillies don’t have a day off. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday would be the 5 man rotation.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking 3 of 4.

we lose the inevitable Zito game

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

citezens bank ballpark

our second home, homa away from home

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t even have to use our Javier Lopez; I got to say it was a good game.

Motherfucking brilliant.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy cooked the breakfast with no Belt.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

phelt on the big phat phannie

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to like this team!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran

Bust

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos Bustran

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade him to CHW for Quentin and Ramirez?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT 3 WAY ROSTERBATION ACTION

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

His offense rubbed off on our other guys.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right
#beltranInfluence. Carlos said he told Pablo during BP he should try to go to LF more. First AB. HR to left.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He needs to have coffee with AUBREY

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eggs and avocados with Zeets? Pleeease, Carlos?

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does he need to have coffee with her?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Michael Crabtree out 4-6 weeks because of injury.

49ers also sign David Akers.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what?

Fuck.This.Guy.

Hurt for yet another offseason and training camp? Release him, kick his ass to the curb. He’d have to put up Jerry Rice numbers to make up for his asshattery to this point, and he is NO Jerry Rice.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a serious knee-jerk move, and a bad one at that

This guy, like it or not, is our number one receiver. Do you really want to trust Josh Morgan with that role?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I at least get the impression Josh Morgan wants to be here and contribute.

This guy, and I’ve been a supporter to this moment, has a golden opportunity with an offensive mastermind at the helm and wimps out.

Either that, or he’s made of glass and won’t contribute anyway. How did he hurt himself this time? Sprained his wrist signing paperwork? Bumped his knee moving stuff into his locker??

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once again: Josh friggin Morgan

Should NOT be a no. 1 option

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They DID try getting Ochocinco.

I’ll take Josh Morgan over another tipped pass interception all because diva would rather apply hello kitty bandaids than develop chemistry with whoever’s under center.

Besides, throw the season and get Andrew Luck next year anyway- it’s a win-win.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

First T.O., NOW Ochocino???

FIRE THE YORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that he seems very full of himself

But he has a lot of talent and potential. He’s going to be very good, especially now that we have a competent signal caller and head coach.

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what makes it so frustrating

I’m telling you- I gave him the benefit of the doubt throughout the holdout and the camp last season…

And when he has felt like catching passes, he’s shown flashes of real skill at YAC…

But I refuse to watch the team wait for Mr. Crabtree to decide he’d like to contribute. VD snapped out of his BS and Frank’s been grinding since day one, MC has nothing but upside if he can just pull his head out of his ass.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it does look worse when you compare him to VD and Gore

who both seem to kill themselves on the field in order to contribute. I think this year will be the year we figure out what we truly have in Crabs

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree 100%.

He is a drama queen. Always has been, always will be. Never see Rice do that.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they actually got a decent quarterback, their offense would be amazing with Crabtree, Davis, and Gore (assuming they shore up the offensive line as well).

by Wolvkil23 on Jul 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF Gore doesn't hold out.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The receivers aren’t really very good.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have irrational love for Josh Morgan

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Josh Morgan a lot, but he’s a supporting piece.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 29, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Until he tears a ligament watching NinersNoize during the pregame, then we’re down to just VD and the question mark that is Frank Gore.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hurt.

Football must be the only sport where you can hurt yourself during camp and get called a jerk for it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t even think they had on field work today, and if they did, it was the first day. This, on top of missing every training camp to date??

Something stinks, and it isn’t just Eau-De-Al-Davis wafting across the bay.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the same injury he was nursing at the player-run camp. It’s definitely a little suspicious that he’s never been to a training camp, but I doubt he’s faking an injury.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a previous injury that he may have aggravated

Must you assume he’s a wimp/ doesn’t want to play?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am assuming.

I’m just ranting based off first impressions. I’ll check my facts- but so help me God, this better not be another “precautionary 4 – 6 weeks back in time for the season opener” thing (like every other offseason)…

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understood

And honestly, I don’t personally care for Crabtree. I just think there’s a lot of potential there to work with. But if he truly doesn’t want to put in the work, then he’ll never get anywhere

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

inb4bondslegend

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING INJURY FAKER MICHAEL CRABTREE!! I’M CHANGING MY AVATAR TO ALEX SMITH!!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLNINERS

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

overrated

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL handegg

You’re going to be watching airport skycaps and Starbucks baristas until September, you guys should pace yourselves.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Doesn't matter

Alex Smith would overthrow him anyways.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

waiting to read the good phight postgame.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

My mood has been such a roller coaster the past two days

Way too many things happened

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello doggy.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fed up with this world!

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, how’s your sex life?

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 28, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the results of the test back

I definitely have breast cancer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 29, 2011 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

what makes you say that?

/sly glance

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 29, 2011 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart. Sometimes they’re flat-out stupid. Other times they’re just evil.

by Deleuzian on Jul 29, 2011 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;ylt=AkYNYoBZ0ORhSCW71.2epDURvLYF?slug=ys-accuscorebeltran_trade_impact_072811
Bochy actually could have more impact on the Giants offense than this trade. The best lineup for San Francisco probably has rookie Brandon Belt(notes) playing first, relegating Huff to the bench. However, Huff’s veteran status and hefty contract appear to be blocking the way.

/Borked

by Wolvkil23 on Jul 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Didn’t we figure this out in like, what, May?

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

All fairness to Huff, he wasn’t horrid this series. He’s been better. But if this is his peak, and he regresses, than Belt should no doubt start over him.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two doubles in the last couple games. A walk tonight. Also scored the 2nd run.

Not bad- but I’m not convinced he SHOULD be playing 1B still, yet.

He’s also cut way down on his 4-3 addiction. Thinking somebody probably worked on mechanics with him.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year, Huff's not-terribleness snuck up on a lot of people

hopefully the same thing will happen, from the look of his at-bats the last couple series.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost read this wrong.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Popup hits?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice milk carton

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lazy effort at a Che photo for the Free Belt campaign…

by Ian A on Jul 28, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it should be the “Free Baby Giraffe” campaign. It’ll get sympathy from babes.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must break up with her

or lead her to the light of the stats.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the stats.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no doubt that playing Belt at 1B over Huff is probably a larger upgrade than Beltran over Nate or Cody.

and would have involved keeping Wheeler. Another benefit of this team in the spotlight now is that people will notice when Belt sits and Huff doesn’t, and hopefully the roar just keeps getting louder in Borks ears.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Bochy

gives a fuck what the fans think

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rationally

This is no different than taking 2 of 3 from the Cubs. But god damn does it FEEL much sweeter.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

We could finish the season with the same record as the Phillies.

In which case winning the season-series gives us HFA when we play them in October.

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Phillies

Message received. Thanks!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm looking forward to the B/R article

In which we get 7 reasons why Carlos Beltran is a bust based on 9 innings of evidence. I know 95% of the bloggers there are useless hacks but I’m still going to check the site just to chuckle when this particular article posts.

by Ian A on Jul 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought you meant bb-ref for a second and I was like "HUH?"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was Zack Wheeler's signing bonus?

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

$3.3 million per Baseball America.

by Dan from NM on Jul 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhere around 4 mill i think

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So thats why the Giants got 4 million from the Mets? Or is it, they only need to pay 2 of the 6 million? I don’t know how that works exactly.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The latter. Mets gave the Giants 4 million in advance.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great win, great series (Huh? Who's Zito?)

Statement made. Wilson looked really good. Lincecum looked really good for a guy coming off the flu. Beltran even made a nice catch and justified losing Wheeler.

I would have been satisfied with one win in Philly, beating them in their house is great.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Jul 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

When Beltran has a poor game at the plate...

he seems to be absolutely horrid. The last game the Mets played against the Giants at AT&T, he went 0 for 4 with 3 K’s. Tonight seemed similar when he faced a pitcher he’s had good success against. I guess this is how it is with a lot of good hitters or hitters in general but I thought of him as someone who was rock solid consistent. So remember, when he struggles at the plate, don’t expect anything from him.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good lord

ONE GAME! I could find many a game in which BLB went 0-4 with 3 K’s and looked absolutely abysmal doing it

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, cool. It’s just my observation. SSS, though.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's also been through a lot of stress the last few days (on the road)

and had to deal with a last-minute flight to PHI.

I’d give him a day or two to acclimate.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Giants should have told him to just stay in Cincy and given him today off. He was already in Cincinnati with the Mets. Just stay there.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I was surprised that didn’t happen.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Ross?

HAHA! SUCK IT TULO! YOU HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE ILLNESS!
When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.
That's a joke, son! You missed it! Flew right by you!

by josematan on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough crowd.

You do realize that he had reached base in 32 consecutive games prior to tonight right? The Giants really need a guy that “struggles” like that.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 29, 2011 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something to think about

I actually managed to watch two of the three games instead of just listening, and maybe its just the visual, but I felt that as soons as Wilson came in, their entire crowd deflated. Which is weird for a Philly crowd. I think that last year’s playoffs along with his antics might actually be working in terms of a little bit of extra intimidation.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 28, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson KILLS Phillies.

That’s their experience. And it’s true.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are scared of him

They would never admit it, but they are. That’s why they boo him.

If they are scared of Wilson, God only knows what they think about Romo.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

javier lopez is still giving them nitemares

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

I was surprised Foghorn Leghorn didn’t split up Utley and Howard

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The crowd probably doesn’t really know Romo well enough to fear him. But they should.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

They don’t even know.

They saw him for TWO PITCHES tonight lol

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the whole series the crowd sounded deflated, though I did miss yesterdays game

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh

Thank you….I love east coast sports talk radio…..It brings me back.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, was gonna say Charlie Manuel has supposedly said that “they” (Lincecum and the pitching) didn’t look all that great..

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 28, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

better then his crew

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i got WPHT here:

http://6073.live.streamtheworld.com:80/WPHTAM_SC

think its the flagship, Tony Bruno is on 97.5

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, the accents.

I forgot about what blue collar east coast accents sound like

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine them listening to our callers. they’d probably think we’re the biggest idiots in the world.

but it’s nice knowing that fans of the best team in baseball are scared of us like we were scared of the Pads last year

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean the team with the best record in baseball :)

which is hopefully us soon.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walking through the park and reminiscing

This whole day I’ve been chuckling at the memory of some Rangers fan before the World Series who posted on ESPN somewhere, “First of all, the Giants are going to lose two games to Cliff Lee. That’s a given. Even Giants fans won’t argue that one. So then they have to beat the other Rangers pitchers four games out of five and I just don’t think they can do it.”

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's hard to imagine a championship run as satisfying as last years

Maybe, like, steamrolling the Bums in the NLCS and then taking the Yankees in 7, with the winning run scoring on a line drive to left with runners on second and third. But the sheer concordance of 2010 is just unbeatable – and a big part of that was just how overwhelmingly underrated that Giants team was.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 29, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Underrated+

The misfit thing is another part that seems impossible to top. All that haranging about the crazies in San Francisco… well the misfits are Better Than You.

BTW, the line drive in utopia goes to RIGHT, with McCovey in the stands. It’s hit so hard the 2B gloves it, but the ball takes the glove off and the winning run scores as the glove/ball comes to rest exactly between the 2B and RF.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why wait for the callers when you have Byrnsy in there?

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 29, 2011 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i saw an A's fan write on Fangraphs the other day

“Nobody can beat the Giants, they’re gonna win it all again” or something like that….he wanted the Phillies to trade for Willingham…

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, they’re talking about Melky Cabrera and Ryan Ludwick. Panic time in Philly!!!

by b00f_spl00ge on Jul 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I liked that too.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fun. Schadenfreude feels great!

by b00f_spl00ge on Jul 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

I don’t hate the Phils. Actually I like watching baseball games against good teams that don’t have teal or purple in their color scheme.

And it’s fun to see the Giants play before a packed house… on the road.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO YOU HATE THE SHARKS

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Teal is cool for hockey teams!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teal is never cool.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 1990s

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they were founded in 1991…

But teal is cool. Like Fezzes

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your San Jose Raptors

tonight… facing off against the Arizona Jaguars!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best truest thing damon bruce has ever said

is that if teal was called dagger blue or something manly no one would have a problem with the color

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

point made

Damon Bruce’s opinion of color schemes and machismo… perfection.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy good baseball as well, and the Phillies are talented. I just enjoyed this one instance of fans of another team freaking out because the Giants could be “in their heads.” Makes me giggle like a school girl.

by b00f_spl00ge on Jul 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can't Panik

We have cornered the market on that commodity – in more ways than one.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him play on Wednesday. Looked OK in the field and at the plate, didn’t run out a grounder that would have been an error had he hustled, the arm wasn’t very impressive. Seems like a second baseman, ultimately.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NEW HITTING COACH? SOUNDS LIKE GIANTS FANS

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

note the yellow highlight

CARLOS SUCKRAN

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim looks stoned

"I need a new (guy) for this black cloud to follow, cause while it's over me it's too dark to see tomorrow" -Nas

by FearTheTree on Jul 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/riots in philly

FUCKING MEDIA ALWAYS HATING THE PHILS!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 29, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit !

RIP Hideki Irabu!

makes my hanshin jersey even more prized in my collection

by Anonymous1337 on Jul 28, 2011 8:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

We also have to consider

that since we’re all so happy about the team right now, only bad things can happen from here on out.

Me, I’m bracing myself.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

"only bad things can happen from here on out"

Not true, really- things can keep going as well as they are now.

And why wouldn’t they? THIS was the most dreaded series of the season- and we just got a hitter that basically, all at once, made our lineup respectable.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow down there, Jethro

Respectable? Not quite

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have .290+ hitters 2-3-4

Power with Panda in the cleanup.

I’m not even mentioning the potential and contributions of Torres, Schierholtz, Fontenot, etc.

“Respectable” doesn’t mean they’re suddenly awesome. They’re just not one of the WORST, or THE worst, lineup in the league anymore.

Keppinger and Beltran were huge pickups.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

With Belt, we’d really be in business

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

.232/.338/.348

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh...

Does SSS mean anything to you?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Beltran is batting .000 for the Giants in the 3-hole. Bochy better move him down the order.

by b00f_spl00ge on Jul 28, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CARLOS BUSTRAN

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA!!

Clear a spot for someone who’s PRODUCTIVE, dammit!

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

does chasm mean anything to you? lolol

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than Huff!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn...

Torres CF
Keppinger 2B
Beltran RF
Sandoval 3B
Schierholtz LF
Belt 1B
Fontenot SS
Whiteside/ Stewart C
Pitcher

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Average!

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put that in stone

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

With our pitching, it's all we need.

It’s all we’re shooting for.

I’m still flabbergasted looking at the runs for/against down the line in our division and seeing the Dbags and Rox have both scored 100 more than us- while being completely inferior teams.

WHY must we have SUCH a terrible lineup? Why do middle-division teams beat us by 100 or MORE runs scored mid-season? YKWIS???

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

.290+ hitters in 2-3-4-5 slots if you include Nate.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TGWTWS

I would be bracing myself but its all good.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

asteroid hits park

leaving only rowand and zito uninjured
forced to clone them to resupply the team

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's not get TOO crazy, now

The asteroid would probably leave Whiteside, too. And Burris wouldn’t be around, since he just got sent back down.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/piece of asteriod breaks off and chases down Burriss

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would clank off burris's mit and into the sun

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

solar flares erupt, wiping out New Yankee Stadium

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STL

Having to PH with Kyle Lohse in the 9th against Hou.

by txgiant on Jul 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

La Russa is an absolute genius. Especially with the way he forced out Rasmus.

by Wolvkil23 on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think STL needs more pitchers on its roster

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol left off regular season roster too

Regarding odd TBA for Sunday, Zito said he hasn’t been told anything. Still throwing a ’pen tomorrow.

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 YOU GRANT BRISBEE
Didn’t even have to use our Javier Lopez; I got to say it was a good game.

+1000000

by 5SB.1WS.NUFFSAID on Jul 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt

Seriously, Bochy is a god damn asshole when it comes to Belt now. Late inning defensive player? When is he going to hit again? It’s three days now. Get it through that thick skull of yours, he is not Ish!

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Head!!

I know this isn’t breaking news to anybody, but, damn, Bochy’s got a huge head. I don’t often get a chance to see it in close comparison to another head, but check out this vid clip from the Beltran press conference today. When they pan out to include both Beltran and Boch in the same shot, your eyes are instantly, and horribly, drawn to the fact that Boch’s head takes up more than twice the volume of Beltran’s head. Check it out for yourselves:
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17400981&topic_id=8878828&c_id=sf

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The FCC needs to slap a PG-13 rating on all of Boch’s televised appearances.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Griffey Jr on The Simpsons

Maybe Bochy drank some of the magic juice?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never have a good feeling against the Phillies.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, Timmy looks awful in his postgame interview :(

Poor guy

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I was following on gameday, but I heard he looked like he lost weight. True?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but he looks really sick

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOO hugsies

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Tim...

:-(

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching MLB Network

I see an Old Spice commercial…..Fabio….WTF?!?!?!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

We want Isaiah back.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 28, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

False

Only PST counts. 8:11 PM.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the immaculate significance of that time?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was born at 11:11am

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something to do with gallo.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen him reference it several times, but never caught the explanation. For me, it comes from the Something Corporate song “Konstantine,” which includes the line “I always catch the clock/It’s 11:11 and you wanna talk.”

But I strongly doubt my explanation and his match up.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that song.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a really good one. I love listening to Something Corporate. And I’ve greatly enjoyed Andrew McMahon’s work in Jacks Mannequin, too.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 has always been my lucky number

Will Clark? 22? 22/2=11? I couldn’t tell you why. I have an 11 tattooed on my left forearm (that actually looks exactly like Jim’s avatar) and me and my friends always celebrated at 11:11 on November 11th. This year is the grandaddy of them all. 11/11/11

Then I came here and the legacy lives, across the country, nonetheless.

I am just gonna go with it.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

11am but still.

The first stroke of eleven produced a magical effect. The tram cars glided into stillness, motors ceased to cough and fume, and stopped dead, and the mighty-limbed dray horses hunched back upon their loads and stopped also, seeming to do it of their own volition. Someone took off his hat, and with a nervous hesitancy the rest of the men bowed their heads also. Here and there an old soldier could be detected slipping unconsciously into the posture of ‘attention’. An elderly woman, not far away, wiped her eyes, and the man beside her looked white and stern. Everyone stood very still … The hush deepened. It had spread over the whole city and become so pronounced as to impress one with a sense of audibility. It was a silence which was almost pain … And the spirit of memory brooded over it all

by Deleuzian on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Eleven?

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else unable to bring up McC with Google Chrome right now? I’m getting a “Requested Range Not Satisfiable” error.

BTW… I’m assuming Chrome developers call this the error, The Tejada.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

no problems here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s back up for me now. Thanks for the replies. Oooof… IE9 is trrrrble! That was torture.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

try chromium?

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me

I had some problems with the Mac version for a few weeks though.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Requested Range Not Satisfiable

Did you search for Miguel Tejada?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh I see how it is...

Stealing my material! You swine!

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST REPEATING YOUR JOKE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH... I see

It was still fun dropping a “swine” on you though!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift A - loved wilson pointing at Beltran after the save

“this one’s for you buddy”

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA BELTRAN

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

so larry kruger is coming back to knbr

for the niners
interesting

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NO BYRNES NO BYRNES NO BYRNES NO BYRNES

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes just niners pregame for now

but i wouldnt mind the return of kruger for the late nite
maybe they can get the alous to sign off on it

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the alous

are to brain dead to do that.

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was really good

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it won't happen...

but imagine if the Giants managed to resign Beltran and finally made Belt the starter at first next year.
Lineup:
Torres CF
Belt 1B
Beltran RF
Sandoval 3B
Posey C
Schierholtz LF
Sanchez 2B
Fontenot SS

Holy shit

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
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Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be in my bunk.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could we NOT win the world series with that lineup?

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-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If another team wins 4 WS games before us.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign Pujols and trade for Hanley!!!!

Torres CF
Hanley SS
Pujols 1B
Sandoval 3B
Beltran RF
Posey C
Belt LF
Sanchez 2B

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you are going to rosterbate, might as well go big.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

for his age 34-36 seasons?

if the team keeps selling out and makes a deep playoff run, he could be resigned without getting in the way of the pitchers raises. then he’d be off the books for Posey/MadBum arb years.

it all depends on whether he likes it in SF

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can't actually afford him though

Not without compromising our chances to resign Cain/ Lincecum

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen the books, but it is feasible if the team keeps winning it could be done.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this more

1.Torres/Brown?? CF
2. Sanchez 2B
3. Posey C
4. Sandoval 3B
5. Beltran RF
6. Belt 1B
7. Schierholtz LF
8. Fontenot/Free Agent signing SS

this makes me very happy

by 49erEmpire on Jul 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sanchez really shouldn't be in the 2-hole though

He doesn’t get on base enough. I’d also suggest swapping Posey and Beltran

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kawakami

He’s been writing the past few days, something I’ve seen elsewhere, that the Beltran trade shows that the Giants are turning into the Yankees, Sox, and Phillies in that they’re basically going for it every year, have the players who could do it, and the plush coffers of cash that comes with continually sold out games at the Phonebooth and oodles and oodles of Giants paraphanelia you see everywhere. He also brought up again Bow Tie’s desire to turn the team into a national brand so we will be the West Coast version of the Sox/Yanks (as much as one could be out here). Considering the amount of Giants’ fans you see at other parks and other things (a bar in Adams Morgan in DC has a huge Giants flag they fly outside the bar during the day) it might be working

Kind of an interesting take, and… how does it feel to finally be a fan of one of those teams?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Kawakami is a fucking moron

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lost me at Kawakami.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Kawakami kinda sucks.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

is the dreck spewed by Athletic Supporters.

The Giants would be spending another $100M to be in that range, and as of now they’re splitting Beltran’s salary with the Mets. And who knows how many bajillion more dollars in local media revenue.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we win the World Series I could care less what kind of team we look like to other people

by 49erEmpire on Jul 28, 2011 8:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dono who’s worse. Kawakami or Ratto.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per pound, definitely Kawakami.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto's just depressing

Kawakami’s just stupid

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you weigh it that way…

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Ratto can be kind of lovable.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the fat.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Ratto isn’t completely stupid.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not by any means.

As Pete Tyler says, Trust me on this.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody's ever "out of it" till . . .

. . . the magic number says so. But betting on highly improbable long streaks is not a sound financial recommendation.

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kawakami

He just dives into whatever is popular at the time in the Bay Area. Doesn’t matter what sport. He’s a hack.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Via The Wisdom Cow from "Baseball Fanology" Aug 25, 2010 Fanpost

The Doomsayer
.
 It used to be difficult to find a Doomsayer. People who actually epitomized all that is pessimistic did not speak up as often as they would have liked for fear of losing their few remaining friends. Then, Al Gore invented the internet. The Doomsayer had a soap box to scream from while protected in the shadow of anonymity. Countless quiet, seemingly polite individuals would come home from their work day, sit at the computer, and morph into a virtual prophet of doom.
.
Nothing short of a 10-0 perfect game can satisfy the Doomsayer, and even then, he will complain about the terrible announcers that ruined the televised event. The Doomsayer is compelled to correct everyone, but only if it pushes an opinion further towards negativity. Logic need not enter any equation, nor consistency. All that matters to the Doomsayer is that the status quo is unacceptable, and this point must be repeated ad nausium in every conceivable angle the Doomsayer can articulate.
.
Ironically, the never satisfied Doomsayer is quite often the only fan of a non-championship team to be content at the end of a season. They rest comfortably under the not often logical conclusion that their team did not win the World Series because they were right. The manager should have called the plays the Doomsayer pointed out after the fact. The GM should have made the trades he suggested (like Randy Winn for Albert Pujols) if the organization was serious about winning. The owners should have spent more money.
.
In the event his team actually wins the World Series, the Doomsayer conveniently changes tunes, becoming a Fair Weather Fan in the process, further lowering his value to a society, which really was not that high in the first place.
.
Famous Doomsayers: Glenn Beck, John (author of Revelations), Nostradamus, and Tim Kawakami.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s AD NAUSEUM. What an IDIOT. Tim Kawakami would NEVER misspell ad nauseum!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Perfection. My feelings exactly.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last bit about Fair Weather Fan is particularly apt.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda liked this under-the-radar brand of goofballs

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

It’s gonna take more than one ring, Tim.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

THEN STOP THINKING ABOUT US
“We can beat them,” Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said. “I know we can. They’re not in our head.”

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you even say that unless they WERE in your head?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T THINK ABOUT US CHARLIE

DON’T DO IT. DON’T THINK ABOUT IT.

Oh, there it goes. Now you’ve done it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you say they're not in your head

They’re in your head

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh eh eh eh oh

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies = Drago from Rocky

It’s just like Rocky 4 where Drago says that no matter how many times he hits Rocky he keeps coming at him.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rocky, not real.

San Francisco Giants, World Champions, real. One more time for our Philly listeners, Rocky, not real. San Francisco Giants, World Champions, real.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 29, 2011 5:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

dont think about us. dont even think.

think and youre dead

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I love this quote. The Giants are so obviously in their head.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

so have we figured out the sunday TBA thing?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 28, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HINSHAW

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

King Felix Will be pitching in Zito's place

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD

My least favorite Giants pitcher ever

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except Zito

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Armando Benitez

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

latroy hawkins

not sure why
but i hate him

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shinjo

Not even close

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did Shinjo pitch?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s now strong his hate for Shinjo is.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean on Tsuyoshi Shinjo
“This guy is going to take your breath away chasing down balls in center field.”

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he WAS good on D.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABES: Hipster

Liked run prevention before run prevention was cool

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell was with DH'ing Shinjo and putting Bonds in LF for the series against Anaheim?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

See here's the thing

I don’t fucking know.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m sure glad THAT sort of thing never happens any more.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mind freaking blown

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and ad block plus'd

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh... Oh god

I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing that

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be rec’d and flagged at the same time.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man is a visionary.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_o

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE tell me he hired someone to dress as an Ewok.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You hated Felix Rodriguez? Wow. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any Fe-Rod hate before tonight. Any particular reason?

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game six

Also he just blew every game he game into. Or at least it seemed that way to my fragile 8 year old mind in 2002-2003

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

came into*

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI

-------------
Adoptive father to Flying Dutch Squirrel Sharlon Romans Emederio Schoop. At least he tries.

by bombs on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you can trace F Rod back to every Giants collapse during the 00-03 years. He lost Game 2 of the 2000 NLDS, started the bleeding in Game 6, and lost Game 4 in ’03.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seemed to remember him throwing nothing but fast balls.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

i feel like i’ve only ever heard Felix hate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I was running with a different crowd back in 2002.

In the late 1980’s my mom and I absolutely hated Jeff Brantley. I still can’t stand seeing his snarky mug on my TV to this day. Die Brantley!!!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

F-RAUD!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard plenty of Felix Rodriguez hate since 02.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, upon further review he was pretty bad in 02-03. But upon even further review he was 20th in MVP voting in 2001… WHAT? That’s crazy.

2001 was a great year for him though. Looks like Dusty wore him out with 80+ IP in from 00-01. Shocker!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still remember when he first came up

All of the sudden he was showing up in my box scores in my east coast newspaper. It always said “FeRod” and I was like who the fuck is this guy? And he just kept striking people out when he first came up.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A typical Felix Rodriguez outing

Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Repeat as necessary

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember he threw one into the stands one time.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

October 26, 2002

Bottom 7th:

Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Fastball
Home run, Scott Spiezio

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salomon Torres

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANIC!!!

I just hope they send their prospects outside the NL West.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just heard that too. The Braves are apparently offering up some prospects too.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Ed Wade
The Phillies are making progress toward a deal for Pence, but they’ll have to reach an agreement by Friday or the Astros will move on to other suitors, according to Ken Rosenthal and Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports. The Phillies would include Jarred Cosart and Jonathan Singleton in a deal for Pence, according to FOX. The Astros prefer younger prospects and Domonic Brown is not currently in the trade. The Braves, who have “more restrictions” on their prospects, would enter the fray along with the Reds and Red Sox if the Phillies don’t complete a deal.

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Boston

small market Moneyball in action!!!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

just like the J.A. Happ deal for i forgot whoo

by big logs Johnson on Jul 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The timing is amazing

Only a few days left! ACT NOW! Operators are standing by!

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports David Price hopped up on goofballs, sold for British copper coins.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pence had been in a slump since the All Star break but went 2 for 4 today. Offensively, I just don’t think he’s that good. He’s a good athlete with a good arm, but hits like an above average right fielder who benefits from the very short porch in left.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Safety Dance playing in the Giants locker room

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed =

Suck it D’Backs + Phillies D’BAGS + PHLUKE-ies

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to do this every day, aren’t you?

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a countdown.

And a good one- the simplicity of the meaning of it means it’s the best perspective to take on the remainder of the season.

It puts wins and losses in their proper proportion, keeps the big picture in mind.

The only thing I could do better is post the number of G’s remaining games, as well.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waaaay too early for magic numbers

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're just looking at the remainder of the season differently.

The way I look at it, the G’s have 57 games left with a 4 game lead, and to get into the playoff their wins + the Dbag’s losses need to equal 54. You may not like looking at the rest of the season like that, but I do.

Honestly, I don’t see why it’s so “proper” to wait until there’s 10-15 games left to do it. In my mind, the magic number is the most important number out there, and over 100 games into the season isn’t a bad time to break it out when you have the lead and want to enjoy every moment.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second the motion.

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

But do you HAVE to post it every single day?

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't when they lose and the Dbag's win

But can I ask why you care?

Why not just let the people who enjoy the countdown do so?

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not every day?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has every right to post it

and you have every right to complain about it!

Carry on.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY SCREW YOU PAL

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

I like seeing it go down, even though it doesn’t mean very much right now.

It’s kind of like an advent calendar, 25 days feels like forever until you realize there are only four left…

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

HAHA! SUCK IT TULO! YOU HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE ILLNESS!
When I go to lake Tahoe, I catch Brandon Crawfish.
That's a joke, son! You missed it! Flew right by you!

by josematan on Jul 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN Baseball Tonight

I’ve been tunning in to Baseball Tonight the past couple of days and they’ve been saying the Giants are the favorites to win it all this season because of the Beltran trade. I guess Beltran’s NY cred give the Giants more east coast media favoritism. It doesn’t hurt that the Giants are beating the Phillies again. They also said that if the Rangers get Heath Bell, they’ll be tops in the American League. Of course, they might change their minds with more deals on the way.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 28, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

and ubaldo

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YANKEES

Nice rLOLtation.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren't completely off, but the G's wouldn't have been given a snowball's chance in hell

if they hadn’t been talking about Beltran so damned much.

It’s all just what’s in the front of their mind, and they don’t know shit.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

everytime i see snowball i think of the sex act

that makes your sentence 10x awesome

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I much prefer being the underdogs, under the radar and putting the NL West in a sleeper hold before anyone knows what hit ’em.

That being said, there was no way around this- our LOLffense needed help, badly, and we wouldn’t have made it far without another bat, and we got the best one available.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why the Phillies series became so much fun- everyone’s spent the entire season talking about the Phillies and not quite paying attention to the defending 2010 World Series Champs and here the Giants come with their awful little offense and their pitchers completely dominated them again. Like a sneak attack or a reminder of who’s really the boss.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I don't watch Chronicle Live much

But does Greg Papa really know this little about the Giants?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

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by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/fixed

But does Greg Papa really know this little about the Giants sports?

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

scott ostler and cam inman remarkably somehow know way less and are always on the show as “baseball experts”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papa is horrendous

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has no eyebrows.

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped listening to him when he and Kawakami were talking about how it was a great move to bring Bengie back for last season.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those could all be things Giants fans said.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reasonable Phillies fans?

I feel like we may have just discovered a previously unknown species.

Too much MLB.com, I guess

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a good blog over there

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, we really have become to them what the Padres are to us

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a confession to make.

I really like the Phillies and if we don’t win, I will root for them.

Halladay? Love him.
Lee? Love him.
Utley? Love him.
Ruiz? Love him.

Those are my phavorite Phils and I don’t not not like the rest of them. Their blog is awesome, too. And the people from there, who post here are also awesome. And they phucking despise the Dodgers.

Rectum Face is annoying, but there is always one bad egg.

Matt Stairs’ HR off of Broxton is also one of my favorite moments in sports, ever.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying

It feels great to beat the Phillies because they have the best record in the National League and I respect them, not because they are a bunch of douches.

/Carry on celebrating

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the fact

That they don’t like playing the Giants. It’s awesome.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was kind of funny

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We are their Padres. I know how they feel. I know how their hate feels and I do not envy it. Cody Ross is their Scott Hairston.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's more than that though

This is a team that considers themselves basically the best team in baseball, or pretty damn close to it. But every Phillie fan I’ve seen talk about us does not want to play the Giants again. It’s awesome.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't think we are better than they are though?

Do they?

I have Phillies’ friends who have an attitude of “How the phuck do you guys keep phucking eking out wins over us?!! AHAHAHGGG!!!”

It reminds me of how I feel about the Pads.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victorino isn't even that bad to me

He’s just one ugly dude, who also happens to be a little shit on the field.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that's a banning.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also have memories of him striking out to end Game 1, so it makes him more tolerable.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A paddlin'

as another MCCer reminded me of re the Simpson’s 6th Season some days ago

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paddlin' the school canoe?

Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’!

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nothing against the Phillies.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had an appreciation for the Phillies for torturing the Dodgers and not beating us. So yay for the Phillies, I guess?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Stairs. Jonathan Broxton. All you need to know.

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t really use subject lines at all in that thread. Odd.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick question for the music experts out there

Anyone know the name of the pearl jam song that was playing in the back round while timmy was being interviewed on chronicle live? I have 80 of their songs and I’ve never heard that song weird.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Vs.

I’m still a big fan.

I didn’t see the interview of Timmy but if it’s Dissident it’s on Vs.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bigger loser tonight

The Phillies or John Boehner?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Rebelution is on Chronicle Live right now for those who care

by O R They? on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

An amusing thought:

If one values ashwood over cowhide, an outfield of Burrell / Beltran / Belt, the West Coast Killer B’s. Probably not really practical, but, as I say, an amusing thought.

Or, if one believes Torres is returning or will return to 2009/2010 form: Belt / Torres/ Beltran (with Schierholtz as rotating 4th).

Fun & games . . . .

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What?
No CSN Tweets to blow this place up again tonight?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I imagine urbz is contemplating conjuring something up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 28, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Surkamp is called up to pitch Sunday, you will see this place blow up.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would be the reaction

are we all cool with calling up Surkamp for Sunday if it happened?

by 49erEmpire on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If Surkamp is called up to pitch, bye-bye Pat Burrell.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That does not compute.

Inasmuch as Burrell is a position player, and it seems bizarre to thing of cutting him to get one start from a rookie.

Do any of the bullpen staff have an option left? Casilla?

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think so

They’d probably DFA Mota. Or of course somebody could go on the DL (Zito, perhaps) and then they could release Hinshaw to make room on the 40-man for Surkamp.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need Mota as a long reliever when someone (Zito / Sanchez) blows up.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if Surkamp’s starting that means he’d be taking Zito’s spot in the rotation. Zito would thus be taking over Mota’s job as the down-by-five innings-eater. Now you can say, “Zito can’t come out of the bullpen,” but who cares? If he sucks, he sucks, and the Giants lose by 10 instead of 5. The only purpose of the role is to eat innings. It doesn’t really matter if the eating happens efficiently.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You and I both know Hinshaw is a permanent fixture. Someone needs to remind those morons he’s still on the roster

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly, this could be the reasoning behind the whole "Hinshaw" stuff on the 40-man

Almost like a placekeeper for any pitching emergencies that occur, he’s the one they’ve left behind to go.

No, it doesn’t make that much sense. It’s a lot like I manage my bank account, though, for contingencies.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That does not compute.

Who runs this team?

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent point.

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno about everybody else, but I’d be both excited and terrified.

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by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer his debut not be in Cincinnati.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp and Brown Traded to the Yankees for Derek Jeter

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

both central divisions are being led by teams with engative run differentials

….

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHH!

That’s cold! But Ice Cube Coors Light is colder

by O R They? on Jul 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats colder than cold

Ice cold

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

shake it like a polaroid picture

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

also if you dont get this reference

please please please watch yugioh the abridged series
the greatest thing not only on youtube but on the INTERNET itself

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I was late to responding, but

SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR.

(And yes, greatest thing on the internet itself.)

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY S*HT ON A S*IT SANDWICH WITH S*IT ON TOP AND S*IT ON THE SIDE

it is the best also it gives me rage of the brooklyn variety …nyeh

by Falconer88 on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT ME I'M SETO KAIBA... I HAVE A DRAGON FETISH AND SOUND LIKE BROCK FROM POKEMON

SCREW THE RULES BECAUSE I’M IN LOVE WITH NURSE JOY

I can do this all night love abridged series

by Falconer88 on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are NOT American! You’re not even wearing a flag on your head!

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ocean and I are getting married. Isn't that right, ocean?

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ocean and i have an understanding

Im allowed to see other bodies of water but she’s my one true love

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah you date the ocean? you are some freaky fish guy

I’M NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY!!!

Joey stop saying brooklyn rage it’ll never be a catch phrase just stick to saying nyeh…its all you’re good for

by Falconer88 on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well at least im not adopted

what did you say?
What are you gonna run home and cry to mommy, oh thats right, you dont have one

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blah blah card games...blah

Blah blah attack mode blah

BLAH?!??!?

…blah

by Falconer88 on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I be Corey Feldman?

No. I’m Corey Feldman.
 
But you’re always Corey Feldman! When do I get to be Corey Feldman?

 Shut up. From now on, your name is Chunk.

 Can I be River Phoenix?

 River Phoenix wasn’t in The Goonies.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met Chunk

He ran for SB President of UC Berkeley

Was amazing one of my classmates recognized him and said something- he was wearing an “Eat at Joe’s” type overbody ad with “CHUNK” at the end

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the movie where they were looking for a dead body then

That’s stand by me

Wait that’s joeys fine ass sister I’d recognize that come-hither look anywhere

by Falconer88 on Jul 28, 2011 11:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

such a good episode

you put me in a home
no i didnt
what?
youre trapped in a magic box or something
what?
is your hearing aide on?
what? Hold on i think i need to turn on my hearing aid.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im pregnant and tristains the father

No fucking way

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on now no one believes you are a ghost

…oh no it’s a ghost!!

Tristan doesn’t count

by Falconer88 on Jul 29, 2011 9:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey!

I’m just swirling here!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen this...

But I watch DBZ abridged and that is hilarious

by Maxwell87 on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many prospects do I have to trade for a weather balloon?

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As of this morning

Apple now has more cash than the U.S. government.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point, so does Border’s.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

money pshh

when the open source/communist revolution happens apple will be the first ones on the wall

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Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, now look what you've done

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an awesome punchline
Here’s something to keep in mind as you follow this evening’s congressional debate over the debt ceiling.

According to the latest daily statement from the U.S. Treasury, the government had an operating cash balance of $73.8 billion at the end of the day yesterday.

Apple’s last earnings report (PDF here) showed that the company had $76.2 billion in cash and marketable securities at the end of June.

In other words, the world’s largest tech company has more cash than the world’s largest sovereign government.

That’s because Apple collects more money than it spends, while the U.S. government does not.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Apple-Now-Has-More-Cash-Than-siliconalley-2326997592.html?x=0&.v=3

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But!

We has a military! Nationalize those smarmy bastards!

by Lipssan1 on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

One big difference

Apple can’t leagally print as much cash as they want.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not in one step.

But releasing a new version of the iPhone is practically the same thing.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait for iMedicaid and iSocial Security

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's an app for that!

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That last sentence is full of stupidity.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Owlcroft Central is now calling it official:

They are declaring the Snakes the official competition; the Barneys are expected to make a concession speech at any time now.

Projected margin of SF over AZ: +2 games.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to be stationed at the victory party.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, gotta be more than that

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems low

But, I also think the Snakes are pretty good.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mind what was called:

The race to be the official NL West competition—not the NL West flag. For that, some outlying precincts still need to report in. And the Barneys will no doubt insist on a recount.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t understand that there is this part where you have to hit the ball before you can show off the vroom on the basepaths…

by nataku on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALWAYS
BE
STEALING BASES
/ALEC BALDWIN

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's only 9 comments so far on the Good Phight.

Proving once again, MCC is the best of the best.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

are we number one in comments per gdt/pgt now

or is it still viva el birdos athletics nation

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are #1 in nerbs!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure, but I'll tell you one thing ......

if we lost this series, we would have 1,900 comments by now …… not just 9.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN? That can't be right

There are only like 12 A’s fans in total

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
But those 12 guys are really fucking pissed

With good reason

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they don’t have basements on the east coast.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

but apparently

lives.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

My room was my parent’s basement and I had a computer (with dial-up Prodigy as my ISP). No joke.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A basement with poor internet is no basement.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would run up massive phone bills

Checking Giants’ score via Prodigy dial-up (when long distance calls were expensive) and 1-800-GIVE-ESPN-MONEY ($1.99/minute), then Headline News came out with their sports ticker along the bottom of the screen which changed my life. My mom would always come down and ask why I always had Headline News on.

Then the internet happened for cheap. Now I am talking to people on the west coast in real time. Progress.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy

listening to your victrola must have been fun down there!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was always amazed at the activity on this site win lose or draw

given the majority of the posts here are gibberish i came to the conclusion that lines like these

Didn’t even have to use our Javier Lopez; I got to say it was a good game.

are what keep me around.
 
 

by 5SB.1WS.NUFFSAID on Jul 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the Yiants will make quick work of the Reds.

Also I hope Javier Lopez destroys Votto again.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

it wasn't quite Vottoesque

But the last Phillie that Wilson K’d tonight looked like he broke out the pitching wedge.

i approve.

by sayheybk on Jul 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like he made contact w/o the finish.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

JJ Hardy hit two homeruns again tonight

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe the Mets cleats explain the o-fer.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ insert fart noise here

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that play scared the living shit out of me.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i turned away and was just waiting to hear Kuiper say “And this doesn’t look good…”

by sayheybk on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"HEY PHILLIES, KISS THIS!!!"

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i saw this

 i thought of Grant talking about Beltran and how his knees were made of graham crackers……GRAHAM CRACKERS I TELL YOU.

by 5SB.1WS.NUFFSAID on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

As soon as he went down I thought

Injured in his first game.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUNNIEST scene in a movie.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must kill….. the Queen.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: ASOS

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA SUCK IT [spoiler]!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

You should write a review site with all these, it’s pretty hilarious.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But keep them still spoiler-free?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly!

At what kind of pace are you burning through these little gems?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t read as much the past two days because of all the excitement, but now up to pg. 843 (of about 1150) in ASOS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you better

have Feast for Crows on the way!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ordered all of the books about two weeks ago! I’m good to go!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

your powers of self-restraint are impressive! Those books were about as bad as The Wire disks for keeping me up all night.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of want to rewatch the show too, but maybe i’ll wait until I finish all the books.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

I waited until all the LotR movies had come out before I started re-reading those, and was very glad that I did. But I get the impression the show (sssshhhhhhhh I haven’t seen it) isn’t deviating from GRRM’s stuff in important ways like LotR did.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only big change I can think of was having Littlefinger tell Sansa about the Hound instead of having him tell her himself.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

not exactly skipping Tom Bombadil I guess.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bombadil was a hippie and deserved to be cut.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh

I just looked at the IMDB cast list for the show, it loads slower than an McC thread.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were a few scenes in the show that weren’t in the book. There’s Renly and the Knight of Flowers boning. The great scene between Robert and Cersei where he says he doesn’t know what’s keeping them together and she says “Our marriage,” and they both find it fucking hilarious. There’s a little more with Jaime, though I don’t know if him talking about the Mad King saying “Burn them all” is in a later book.

None of those are too huge though.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, they did add some stuff

I thought everything they added was useful though, in developing some non-book POV characters a bit more.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yeah the Jaime thing comes up later in the books

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I’m not complaining about any of those scenes. I feel like there were a couple I wasn’t too thrilled with – the scene where Ned tells Jon “Next time we meet, I’ll tell you all about your mother” wasn’t too useful, I thought – but on the whole they were good additions.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Littlefinger’s past exposition scene was a bit awkward.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I mean, I get that they needed to set up Littlefinger’s motivations and stuff, but I feel like there had to be a way that wasn’t distractingly prurient.

But then I was distracted by the prurience, so, whatever.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

meanwhile all we get is alfie allen and hodor

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok that's not true

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renly and the flower knight!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

KIT HARINGTON OR GTFO

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo, Richard Madden and Iain Glen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That scene was kind of weird too what with the shaving!!

But they are both cute!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Cersei-Robert discussion was spectacular.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really really was.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made Cersei almost likeable or at least sympathetic

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also opened my eyes that Mark Addy could be so effective as a dramatic actor. Damn, that line about seven kingdoms couldn’t fill the hole in his heart? damn.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kind of sympathetic to Cersei in general. Yeah, bitch is crazy but she did get handed kind of a raw deal.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was an ironic use of the word bitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

the character doesn’t shy from the apellation.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

please dont ban me

But you saying you used the word bitch ironically made me think of your avatar in hipster glasses
Photobucket

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'm the 1927 tigers logo

ironically recreated in MS paint

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have added jk.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

niiiiiiiiiicccceeee!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for nothing but

The fact that the only two things I’ve ever joined an internet site over is still wierding me out.

by Lipssan1 on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late to the celebration, again

But here’s a pic and a victory gif from me tonight.

I’m still finding an appropriate victory gif. I will use this only when Giants win a game and the series for now.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

On the game thread

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants scored only 8 runs in this series.

and Phillies scored 9. And Giants still won. That’s pretty amazing.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to factor Zito in there, though. I’m sure somewhere out there one of the statheads like Owlcraft can figure out the run differential in a series if Zito pitches and if he doesn’t.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

World of Owlcraft

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Please:

Owlcroft. Thank you.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is an online(?) game called World of Warcraft; DAMB’s misspelling made me think of the pun.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pulls up a chair, anticipating the story behind Owlcroft’s handle will now be told

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's simple.

As was the custom in this land, and still is in Britain, we give our homes names. Previously we lived in a house atop a “hogback” (small ridge) in central California, a ridge with lots of scrub oak around; we called the house proper “High Boskage House”, and out 40-acre holding just “High Boskage” (hence the name of my baseball site).

When we designed and built our current residence, we noticed that many owls make their home on our acreage, especially in the ramshackle ruins of the old household nearby (and on our land) that was abandoned most of a century ago. Hence “Owlcroft” for the holding, and “Owlcroft House” for the home itself. (A “croft” is a small rural holding.)

It’s all public information.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good stuff

I had no idea you lived in Washington. I assume you are the guy in the doofus hat? Nice beard!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

We had the privilege of being able to move anywhere in the world with a phone line (or at least anywhere that would have us—Canada is picky and mrs o felt New Zealand was just too far and US baseball unavailable).

We settled on this region through a process of elimination based on many factors that are unlikely to be of interest to anyone else. But it is an area where disasters, natural or man-made, are rare. The worst option is a radiation blowout at Hanford, because we are downwind, albeit by about 60 miles (the minimum radius we would accept).

Yes, the guy in the doofus hat is me. Also can be seen here, with mrs o (I am fortunate to photograph flatteringly, she not so—I’ve never figured out how that works, but she looks rather better than that image captures).

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And “I am the guy in the doofus hat.”

And the mrs is quite comely.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caught red-handed.

And dodder-brained. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

And yes, she is.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owlcroft is the winner of the Ben Bernanke lookalike contest.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is vastly better . . .

. . . than being mistaken for Glenn Dickey, which happened to me more than once in the days of old. (One or two kindly souls have in time past mentioned Pernell Roberts.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you are kind of “off the grid,” but not really… I like it. Someday I would love to live somewhere along the northern California coast. Maybe in the Sea Ranch/Gualala area or a bit north of there. Not too far from civilization, but not too close either.

We lived in Connecticut for 5 years and after a while it occurred to me that the Northeast is pretty much insusceptible to all types of natural disasters. Sounds very similar to Wash state and the rest of the Northwestern region.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sea Ranch/Gualala

Really Nice area there. Live in Mendocino county and have played golf at Sea Ranch. Quite pleasant.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! Great little course. LOVE Sea Ranch. We try to spend at least one long weekend there each year.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not "off the grid" but . . .

. . . “beyond the sidewalk”, as (I believe) Charles G. Finney (the one who wrote charmingly, not the old-time preacher) has put it. We are well situated: the nearest house is well over a mile away, and the next-nearest two or three, yet in 10 minutes flat we are at modest but usually sufficient shopping (and, most critical, a staffed emergency room).

Washington is really two very different states (I find quite a few states of the Union are similarly bipolar): “the rainyside” (as it’s called hereabouts), aka “the I-5 Coridor”, the coastal strip between the Pacific and the Cascade mountain range; and the “inland empire” (not a very original name) west of the Cascades. The regions differ drastically in everything from climate and geology to economy and politics. (For example, the rainyside is at grave risk from earyhquake; eastern lands, not at all.)

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

thus

the ironical nature of the typo, originally, given that owlcroft is perhaps the only poster here that spent more than 5 minutes thinking of a nonsensical handle like “Grant Bisbee”.

No offense intended, btw, just tickled by shj’s punniness.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

None taken.

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me

I spent 6 minutes considering the various names under which to be known. There was “writerguy”, “worldwarboy”, “[realname]”, “giantsfan1976” which would have been SO unique …

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really would get confusion here with giantsfan1976

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I decided on the one with the most dots above the letters!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MORE UMLAUTS

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

mötley crü

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I use multiple SBN boards, I avoided a team specific name and tried for a terrible pun instead.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto... right down to the "1976"

It also took me at least 6 minutes to come up with a handle…

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness, most names given to homes in Britain are absolutely crap.

by Deleuzian on Jul 29, 2011 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

errr….sorry. Long day at the office. And if I didn’t screw up, what this thread be?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be less screwed up.

Good for you for going to the office. I need to go to my classroom tomorrow, and I hope I do.

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by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

irlrofl

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gazundheit?

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude...

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

shj’s elevation of that typo struck me funny, as just about every reference to WoW does.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even really know what it is, only that jctGamer is a Guild Master or some such.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I highly recommend

the South Park episode, and the documentary. The doc is really very interesting, at least was to me. In some ways the digital nerbery is much the same as the old pen-and-paper roleplaying, and in other ways it’s a completely all-consuming passion.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just read the WIki. I don’t watch South Park.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big fan

but it was fairly humorous. Among other things, they play a game ABOUT the World of Warcraft called the World of World of Warcraft. IIRC, manipulating digital versions (a la Second Life) of themselves playing the video game.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played regular Warcraft, and also Starcraft, in college, but thankfully never got sucked into World of Warcraft. I know some guys… husbands, fathers, etc… who have needed full on interventions to pry them away from it.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have always been

way terrified of that happening if I played any of those MUSH/MOSH/MORPG/whatever games. All that is what made the doc so interesting, IMO. And it also talks about the nice interpersonal stuff that happens, like jct’s group reunions and whatnot. Actually I think the missus rented it after having to work with a student at school that had gone astray.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the rec, I will definitely check out the documentary.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I play WoW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltM5jHIJFw4&feature=related

This is actually not far from the truth at all.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t ever start, it took me years to stop.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

college?

or after? or (gulp) before?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

High school.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Into college.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

zounds

A friend (yes I am old) played Bard’s Tale III enough to get all C’s (he’s bright, other than the gaming) in HS.

So pretty impressive to do that while you were (presumably) taking SAT, applying, graduating, moving, blah blah.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly they’re probably the main reason I crawled my way through high school and went to a local JuCo instead of putting in the time it took to go anywhere else.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not regret playing World of Warcraft, and I do not regret leaving World of Warcraft

Playing (and immersing) in the WoW environment is something that can only be understood by those that actually have done it. It is a virtual world in which you are given a fresh start in life and no limited by your heritage. In this lifetime I will never be Brad Pitt or Michael Jordan. I was not born with that good look or that Athletic ability. I was not born wealthy or into a powerful family.

But that doesn’t matter. The moment I select : “level 1 paladin”, I have a new beginning, and what I make of that is 100% up to me.

Playing wow and chasing server firsts on a competitive landscape allowed me to break out of the everyday grind and focus on being GREAT. When we beat pre-nerf Muru, we accomplished something. Nobody will ever take that feeling away. I will never get the chance to be a hero in real life, but in the world of warcraft, I got to experience what it would have been like.

When this happens after 3 months of trying, listen to the exhilaration at 3:25. In that moment, it was all worth it.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

had there not been a documentary

you would have been a most excellent subject for one. And mrs. jctgamer.

It’s kinda cool that you recorded these things, so many D&D sessions just went into the ether to be forgotten.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say I regret it, and it definitely has a sense of satisfaction and instant gratification to it. MMOs can be a lot of fun, as you say they give you the opportunity to escape from the daily grind and feel like you’re doing something fun, exhilarating at times.

However, I began disregard the important things in life. I had no need for friends or entertainment because I had them both at my fingertips, any time I wanted. The more I ignored calls, the less they came. Schoolwork became an afterthought, and my grades slipped down to the minimum necessary to graduate high school.

Then one day I was bored of the MMO I was playing. But, it became what I knew, and it was much easier to jump to the next MMO then try to rekindle relationships and find new entertainment.

In short they were fun, but one day I realized they were hindering what I had once envisioned for myself. To each their own on whether or not they choose to play them, but I can’t recommend them knowing the can of worms they opened for me.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strategic question...

Say you have one corner outfielder with way more range than the other and one middle infielder with way more range than the other, like the Giants do with Schierholtz and Crawford.

Why hasn’t any manager thought to simply shift those guys to LF/RF 2B/SS from batter-to-batter, depending on the hitter’s pull side? That way you’ll always have the guys with the best range/gloves at the part of the field the batter is most likely to hit. There’s no rule against it, so why not do it? Would it piss the defensive players too much to move back and forth between every hitter?

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That is a great idea. I am intrigued.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that isn’t allowed.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

why wouldn’t it be?

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

One team does this type of thing in my co-ed softball league. We call them douchebags.

It’s a cool idea for like, video games and stuff, but in terms of MLB, I don’t think the fragile egos of baseball players could handle being moved back and forth every other batter because of their shitty defense. Who would ever want to play for that manager?

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

a team of fucking gritty winners, that’s who.

But yeah, probably would never happen with athlete egos. Still if you can ask guys to sacrifice bunt on offense, be pinch hit for, pinch run for or put them at DH, you can ask them to make similar sacrifices on defense…

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would LOVE to see this employed with PTB. He’s just the kind of fucking gritty winner to agree to do it to. It would be worth it just to get his bat in the lineup.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think moving the guys around a lot might make them uncomfortable.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I linked to a game where this was done a few threads back. It’s the game in which Jose Oquendo pitched in 1988. Feel free to look it up.

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by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs...

Tweet

Charlie Manuel calls Lincecum and Cain "good, not great"

Dem’s fighting words.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Context?

Did he say “Lincecum and Cain are good, not great” or did he say “Lincecum and Cain were good, not great?” The latter would mean he’s just talking about this particular series, which would be kind of stupid, but not as inflammatory.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context right below this… Umm, wow. Cholly is a JACKASS!!!

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

then what does that say about his offense?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO EXPLANATION. MUST BE COLD BATS.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go fuck yourself Charlie Manuel
Asked how you solve great pitchers like Cain and Lincecum, here’s what Manuel said:

"They’re good pitchers. You say they’re great pitchers. To me, I don’t know how great they are. I think as they move on into their careers, there’s the longevity part and things like that. I think that’s when the greatness might come by. This is a consistent game. When you say somebody is great … tonight I saw 90 fastball, 92 at the best. I saw a good changeup. I saw a breaking ball. I saw a cutter. Good pitching, but at the same time we can beat that. I’ve seen us do that."

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2011/07/28/postgame-notes-charlie-manuel-calls-lincecum-and-cain-good-not-great/

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

the Phillies are a bunch of sore losers and they dismiss the Giants because they’re an East coast team. Just imagine if we beat the Yanks or Sox in the WS.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/turns back and fails to say “good day” to Mr. Manuel.

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by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted the Yankees last year.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I want them this year too. I think we match up better with them than the Red Sox.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want the Red Sox, either. Then, my two teams face each other.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm in this boat

especially is zito smuggled his way into the series

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, the Red Sox are the best team in baseball.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this shouldn’t be bothersome at all. Timmy’s a GREAT pitcher at 92 but only a GOOD thrower at 98.

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by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, he was clearly still sick. He shut them down anyway.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was at 94 through the first four innings. Then he got fatigued and was down to 92. Still, no runs, so Charlie can suck it.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see you do it tonight or yesterday, dipshit

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by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

More NL Cy Youngs than your entire pitching staff, Charlie. Just sayin’.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. If you limit it to NL only.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can understand what he is saying

And I am not offended. He values longevity. He says if they age will they will become great. The velocity part at the end is kind of a cheap shot, but whatever.

I can’t take Charlie serious anyway. Whatever.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is just jealous because his pitchers are closer to being over the hill than ours.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

we get on Sabean's case for signing over the hill position players

But the Phils are chock-full of pitchers who will be quite long in the tooth when their deals are up. I’d rather have old hitters than old pitchers.

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by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Halladay, Oswalt, and Lee, you can have Rowand, Tejada and Huff.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain, at the very least, is who he should recognize

He’s been around awhile and is only getting better and better

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

O SNAP

the Giants just got TOLD! It is ON! REVENGE GRUDGE MATCH IN SF!!!!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Ummm….Nothing else really needs to be said about this topic.

Perfection.

/Rec’d.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird shadows

make it look like cain’s missing teeth. which makes him even more badass.

by sayheybk on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Clarke Status!

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by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's very silly for a manager to say that.

I think Bochy demonstrates a lot of respect for Halladay and Lee. The Phillies have two great pitchers and to be defensive on this matter is pretty loserish.

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by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manuel is speaking from pure frustration

He is not tipping his cap like Bochy does. Point to Bochy.

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by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually not that upset. I'm mostly kidding around.

I mean what is he supposed to say? Oh man, there was no way we could beat them, why even try?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing good sports do

Like Bochy:“Well, they’re great, we just managed to do the little things to come out ahead.”

Infantile old man.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but

Here he was talking about a loss. And one could argue that his statement was meant to be a condemnation of his offense rather than a critique of Timmy and Matt.

Again, I am just playing devil’s advocate, but maybe he was just trying to make a statement that would motivate his offense in the future.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

but at the same time we can beat that.

You didn’t the last two nights.

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by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

He’s talking out his ass.

That’s another thing I like about Bochy. Not only does he win championsships, and win even without making what I think are ALL the correct decisions, he doesn’t say idiotic things. He’s pretty consistent, even credits the opposing team where it’s due.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s method to the madness of just saying “bork”.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly

MCC gives Bochy enormous respect, as it should, while still giving the due diligence of questioning everything.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a good changeup. I saw a breaking ball. I saw a cutter. Good pitching, but at the same time we can beat that. I’ve seen us do that."

That’s 3 more pitches than Utley was able to see, LAWL.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he probably

got vaccinated against it before this series. Can’t be too careful.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna make TL2 stay until the series, then get seats near the visiting dugout and fucking make out and grope right in front of him. Just like they do in West by God.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

you’ll make it onto Kiss Cam too!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T has never shown same sex for the kiss cam for some reason.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I saw one during the game played on Pride, but I may be misremembering.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you did, it was an accident. They were focusing on a man-woman.

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hubby & I have always said

that if we ever get on kiss cam, one of us is going to lean over and kiss a same-gender friend. We always make sure to hip our friends to this evil plan.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen it either

and we’ve been to more than one LGBT night, which would have been a logical time for that. Ah, suburbanites.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the person who runs kiss cam is related to the guy who runs EHarmony

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what idiots tend to do

Maybe this particular one just got blessed by the happenstance of going along with what everyone else said would be a good pitching staff. It’s possible.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's whining because

the Phillies lost to a starter who was sick as a dog. “We can beat that…” But…um…

YOU DIDN’T!!!

grmblgrmblgrmblwottatwerp…

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Jul 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the last philly pitcher who was in the same category as Lincecum was Steve Carleton

by justhangin on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 700 comments in 2 hours?

Disappointing.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was at Beltran. Saluting his first game as a Giant. But I could be wrong.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's saying...

“THIS IS HOW WE DO IT, CARLOS. DON’T WORRY, WE’RE GONNA GET YOU A RING TOO.”

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A direwolf just attacked someone's dog outside my apartment

Oh wait, it’s just a pit bull.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

our neighbors have a huge pitbull

and our infant son likes to try to play with it through the fence
scares the shit out of me

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, pitty. Is it okay?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did y'all see this
"They’re not in our heads. I don’t think so. Really, I don’t think so at all."

"I think we can get ‘em, if you want to know the truth. I know we can get ‘em. It’s just a matter of us putting it together and for us to play the right way. And that’s pitch, hit and play good defense. Yeah, I think we can get ‘em.

"They’ve been playing us tough. They’ve got a good team. They’ve got good pitching. So do we. It’s just a matter of us outplaying them. Basically, the last two nights they took it to us."
Asked how you solve great pitchers like Cain and Lincecum, here’s what Manuel said:

"They’re good pitchers. You say they’re great pitchers. To me, I don’t know how great they are. I think as they move on into their careers, there’s the longevity part and things like that. I think that’s when the greatness might come by. This is a consistent game. When you say somebody is great … tonight I saw 90 fastball, 92 at the best. I saw a good changeup. I saw a breaking ball. I saw a cutter. Good pitching, but at the same time we can beat that. I’ve seen us do that."

"We can beat them. I know we can."

There’s a reason they call it "quiet confidence." When spoken aloud, it seldom seems to feel genuine.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Like I said

He’s so full of piss and vinegar his eyeballs are floating.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this Baggs writing? Because that last line a) makes me feel less violent and b) is kinda strong for a beat writer.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

baggs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is kind of like when my daughter says “I’m not tired.” Transation: “I am tired.”

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Talk No Substance

The series in SF will be fantastic.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Utley couldn't
tonight I saw 90 fastball, 92 at the best. I saw a good changeup. I saw a breaking ball. I saw a cutter.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bazinga!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are clearly both awesome and witty.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom, roasted

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tip your fucking cap Manuel. #fuckinghatsoffphilly

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Cholly’s colostomy bag is overflowing because his brain has turned into shit.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see these statements as more sad & desperate than sour grapes

Philly’s supposed to be the unstoppable NL juggernaut, and I think after Tuesday’s Zitosplosion their confidence couldn’t have been higher…which meant it was a hell of a fall back to Earth when Cain, Lincecum and this bullpen reminded them of that NLCS smell.

if anything, this is a passive admission that the Giants are totally in their head. There isn’t one specific “solution” to beating this pitching staff (“pitch, hit, and play good defense”? really?)

just a kind of pathetic, whimpering “i know we can get ‘em…it’s just a matter of us putting it together”

by sayheybk on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree

This is Manuel trying to be psychological with his own players. Right now he knows that Cain and Timmy and Wilson are in his hitters heads, so he’s talking them down in the press in an attempt to get through to his hittters that these guys stuff isn’t unhittable.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

… yeah I guess.

talk me down

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he that smart? Doubt it.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not psychotherapy; it’s pretty rudimentary:
You think your guys are reeling or faltering, you tell them, directly or otherwise, that it isn’t the case.
How effective it may be is a matter to investigate, but the approach is a mainstay of positive thinking.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What he’s doing isn’t that smart. It’s quite transparent. It’s straight out of the “How to be a Manager” book circa 1965.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s something I’ve heard Lasorda do many times. Manueal probably learned it from him.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE MOUTH OF SAURON

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But would he do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRhu9jUal2Q (NSFW)

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s that smart.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's just butthurt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!!

HE WAS ONCE A LOLDGER!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the plot thickens

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they still owe him money?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He looks really stoned here.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Private Pyle?

If you shaved his head, he looks like he could be straight out of Full Metal Jacket

by sayheybk on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a terrible player

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/manuech01.shtml

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's why he looks so stoned ......

to numb the pain of those stats.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

those of you interested

can read of his escapades in Japan in “You Gotta Have Wa”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

When Manuel played in Japan, he was dubbed “Aka-Oni” (The Red Devil) by fans and teammates.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the person who wrote his wiki

clearly read the book.

I certainly hope no one messes with THAT wiki page tonight!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

love it

Hey Charlie — you know you’re motivating Cain and Timmy for the next go, right?

by Minkzanity on Jul 29, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Padres beat the Dbacks AND Mat Latos got a ND.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Great episode of TNG

Also LoL Latos LoL Dbags

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Photobucket

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

PERFECT.

WHAT. A FREAKING. GREAT. DAY.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What makes me laugh about Manuel's statement about "longevity"

Cain has never been sent down to the minors like Cliff Lee. People forget this, but Cliff Lee wasn’t even in the majors when the Indians went to the NLCS a couple of years ago.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t remember the Indians in the NLCS.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still getting used to the formatting, here

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never will.

It’s toxic. It’s especially nightmarish if you’re trying to use <pre> tags to format data; it is quite sure it knows better than you whether you want spaces or tabs. It has lots of other charming quirks, too.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

3-1 lead over Boston. Poor Cleveland.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You remember the Indians in the NLCS?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee hasn’t been a Phillie for more than 1 1/2 seasons, nonconsecutive. Halladay, well, his greatness is unquestionable in the NL, but he’s only been with them slightly longer, as a replacement for Lee originally. He has nothing to boast about with regard to developing their greatness, and Lee’s greatness was really built on his postseason dominance. HA.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet, Cliff Lee is still ringless.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Roy Halladay

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay will be in the HoF. Cliff Lee will not.

by justhangin on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, Kevin Brown didn’t even get a chance!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Lee was on the 2008 Phillies?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

He was on the Indians.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa. Oh, okay, right, he was with the 09 Phillies, who lost to the Yankees, but he played well against the Yankees, therefore he is Great.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then a couple of Yankee fans poured beer all over Lee's wife during the 09 WS .......

thus, resulting Lee not signing with the Yanks.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? could be.

regardless, the bitch got drenched. LOL!!!! jk.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t call women “bitches.”

Thank you.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i rarely do. i was honestly just playing (thus the jk) but i won’t do it again. sorry if i offended you.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

great now he’s never signing here either

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was traded to the '09 phillies

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've always loved Roy Halladay

Sigh… What did Toronto get for him again? D’arnaud, Drabek and who else?

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

irl wheres waldo

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

eh

jamie is a badass
tyrion is a smaller badass

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're growing on me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

GRRM is playing with your mind even as you read!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh jesus

what is going in this chapter (ASOS Jaime VII)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

AW GEEZ TYWIN IS PISSED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

how can you liveblog while you read a novel? I know the chapters are short but sheesh.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually don't

and I probably shouldn’t be reading while I’m distracted but!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit gets real in the last third of ASOS.

I’m two thirds of the way through AFFC. Not as bad as people made it out to being, but there are a lot of new characters which makes it look like Martin is going all over the damn place.

by nataku on Jul 28, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

it’s definitely not bad, it’s fine. Just frustrating.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U PERPETUALLY MAD?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLPRIVY

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to be gone this weekend

Everyone can keep from freaking out this weekend right until I return?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Any other questions?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you wearing?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have the 4th best record in baseball right now.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

at best?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst team in baseball imo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a fluke

/media’d

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody on Grantland called them “lucky” today.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Grant police your land!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OMG, you mean if i type in “San Francisco” in the Grantland search engine I won’t get 0 results anymore? Progress!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there’s that really long column about the Red Sox season you could read

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fun while it lasted.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No great pitchers

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies are going to beat them. Charlie Manuel said so.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

on a warm afternoon at the ’Stick

what the actual fuck??? it was never warm when i went to Candlestick!

thus i wear

proudly.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Day games could be surprisingly nice.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, till roughly 3 pm.

Legend has it that the city mothers fathers, when selling the gullible Horace Stoneham on the wonders and joys of Candlestick Point, made sure to take him there right after a nice lunch and get him the fuck out of there before 3 pm.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also heard they got him nice and drunk too

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did not need any help

by Lunkus on Jul 28, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘No, Horace, let’s not go for a walk in the Bayview.’

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooo, look Barbara, the Tenderloin! That neighborhood sounds like fun!

Maybe that’s where all of the steakhouses are!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Famously.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game in question

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to wunderground.com, SF had a high of 82 that day, and an average of 72. Memory serves!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

September!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The rare times it was hot, I remember swallowing a few bugs.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to my share of bad ones as well. The day of my Giants fan genesis, however, I recall clearly as a warm day.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hear ya brother. you got my rec’d.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I became a fan of the Giants due to the night games. Those games were surreal and cold and edgy and full of die-hards. I went to games in the Vet in Philly when I was younger, but a Candlestick night game was way more intense. Saw more fights at a night game at the Stick than I ever did at a night’s game at the Vet

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it one of those montage things set to inspirational music?

Cuz every time one of those comes on I always get dust or something in my contact lenses. Stupid dust!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and I wish people were more considerate around here, I’m just trying to re-live last years postseason!

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got done, that was pretty fantastic.

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 28, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

Dbacks go to LA tomorrow.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Stomach flu for everyone!

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we hope for 40 inning games and ties.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still the Dodgers.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The smugness and arrogance of the phillies and their media is sickening

It’s one thing to be confident and talk the talk. It’s another thing to be bitter sore losers and act entitled and elitist at all times. I guess it’s how they deal with their deep seated insecurities but showing sportsmanship is just to much to ask for apparently.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I see you read the Rob Maadi AP article from Philadelphia.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't see that

link for the lulz?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 28, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies falter against Lincecum

Losing a series to the San Francisco Giants in July doesn’t matter to the Philadelphia Phillies. They’re focused on beating them in October.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What about October 7–October 11, 2010 ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

jaw too thick. looks like a steam shovel.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes?

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 28, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN seems to have missed this one

While the Giants waste their time trading for Beltran, the Mariners have added… Wily Mo!

I’m still kinda surprised he hasn’t ended up here at some point.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wily Kat and Wily Kit!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am only going to post this one more time, close your eyes if you are easily frightened

Wily Mo Pena 2011, 46 MLB at Bats .196/.196/.522

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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I didn’t say I WANTED him to end up here!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D FOR TRUTH!!!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahaaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER

SHUUUUUUUUUUN

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 28, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of unicorns

Which one of you is this?
http://twitter.com/#!/PowderLeUnicorn

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the record charlie

a few years ago the actual mlb players voted timmy and cain the best back to back in all of baseball
although this was before halladay lee of course

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by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah but they don't have rings like his guys

oh wait ermm hmm derp derp

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 28, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be amazing. The patches would vary in size depending on the amount given.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

Who wants to help me draft the proposal?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 29, 2011 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jello Biafra ran for mayor on a platform of making politicians wear clown suits. I can see the appeal.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 29, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

so the CIN series is

Vogelsong – Bumgarner – TBA?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TBA?

Timothy B. Alderson

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas Bandmasters Association

by schmohog on Jul 28, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ed Undecided

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every6thDay wins, I think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you post some of that gold please?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 28, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23charliemanueltweets

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol SBN formatting

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks :) lols all night long

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 28, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most are funny, but some just completely miss the joke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s the interwebs for you.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

just get it trending’!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

???
Cats aren’t that cute. I had a goldfish, now THAT’S a PET! #charliemanueltweets

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's not as bad as the one that was like
Casey Anthony is not guilty! #charliemanuel tweets

I mean, what? How does that have anything to do with the joke at all?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s topical!

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Casey anthony jokes are not funny

I mean if i made one my mother would kill me

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

most retweeted so far!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s why I should read through all of the tweets first.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

zing!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 29, 2011 5:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dutch crunch, good but not the greatest bread. We can eat sandwiches without it. we have great sandwiches without it. #charliemanueltweets

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ground Zero? I’ve seen grounds with less. #charliemanueltweets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

God is good, He is not great

LOL Hitchens reference

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We apologise for the inconvenience.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just wrote one.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am all over this bandwagon

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 28, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

will we ever get a hashtag to trend in SF??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like trending topics are always

whatever those bizarre #imjustsaying style things are in the top 3 and then it’s just whatever is the news

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

for the million nerbs here

there are a zillion knotheads reading TMZ.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’d probably have to be something that doesn’t require as much thinking.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

PtB

http://twitter.com/#!/Love4PatTheBat

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 29, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Random thought before bed

The Giants have the best 3rd baseman in the National League. So, that’s pretty cool.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Jul 29, 2011 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I remember that

On balls down the line, I saw some catches, some knock downs, some throws to first. But it was only for a few years, you know. When I’m evaluating pandas’ fielding, I’m thinking about longevity, not to mention their OPS.

by TortureOpp on Jul 29, 2011 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Panda, but..

wtf happened to baseballs 3B depth?

Its funny because f*** the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jul 29, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

well wright and zimmerman have both missed most of the year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i love me some panda

But if i had to take an nl third basemen it would be zimmerman and it i wouldnt really think about it

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

His defense alone is the best in the game at 3rd

I haven’t seen him post abdominal surgery but I imagine he’ll have a monster season next year.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 29, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know much about other 3B's in the league

but I know that what I’m seeing out of Panda over the last month+ is some AWESOME shit, and I wouldn’t give him up for ANYONE right now.

by TortureOpp on Jul 29, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

at age 24 he put up 292/ /364/525

with 33 homeruns
all while playing brooks robinson esque d at the hot corner

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by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

and with a 2008 giants esque lineup around him

Remarkable.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 29, 2011 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I love me some Zimmerman. Cant wait until hes healthy because hes one of my fav to watch

Id like to see the Nationals be winners too. Until they start winning, which I will then want them to lose again.

Its funny because f*** the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jul 29, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chipper is old

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, a lot of the 3B in the NL are aging. Scott Rolen, Placido Polanco.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 29, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every 3B in baseball is aging.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

now batting for your kansas city royals...... Benjamin Button!

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even though AL

Eric Chavez, I miss watching that guy in his prime. Hell of a player.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 29, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was my favorite A’s player.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

jonah hill?

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by operation carrot on Jul 29, 2011 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

He’d be my favorite A’s executive.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Demetri Martin were DePodesta.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 29, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too

He personified that era’s A’s teams for me. He’s the one person I can think of and then immediately think of the Oakland A’s. If only he had stayed healthy. =/

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 29, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

chipper takes the biggest lippers. although

timmy and panda are giving him a run. now. so funny that now every time camera cuts to tim, hes got a huge dip in. wasnt the case 2 years ago.

by UnionJackIPA on Jul 29, 2011 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 12:50 AM, and I’m building an Optimus Prime “Lego” set.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 12:50 AM PDT reply actions  

There’s going to be a water fight at work.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2011 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

somebody’s gotta do the tough work.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

this whole "TBA" sunday starter thing is really intriguing to me

i wanna know!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Just a fair warning, fellow and dear McCovens, if you should so happen to meet Uncle Charlie ......

Do not ….. I repeat, DO NOT shake this man’s hand.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 29, 2011 1:26 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That doesn’t seem like it would be a great hand to shake.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have not read all the Beltran trade discussion

My two cents however is that it upgraded a position that we relatively needed less upgrading in.

Corner outfield has not been the main source of the Giants’ offensive suckage this year.

Chart below: this years’ Giants’ OBP by position divided by MLB OBP, same thing with SLG%, averaged.

LF 101.9% P 101.7% C 100.0% 2B 96.6% RF 94.5% CF 94.1% PH 92.8% C 89.0% (Posey subtracted) 1B 86.2% SS 86.2% 2B 85.9% (FSanchez subtracted) 1B 83.7% (Huff vs MLB)

Kinda seems like the quickest way we could have upgraded our offense (not that Keppinger is on board, and Frodo is back), is replace trade a non-A-list prospect for a catcher who could hit MLB average for the position (which is .314/.378 this year), and replace Huff with Belt.

But, umm – what’s done is done. Welcome, Carlos.

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by SnowLeopard on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Put another way

Nate and the rest of the Giants’ RFers this year have gone 16 points below mlb average for RFers in OBP, and 27 points below in SLG (.322/.408 vs .338/.435).

Huff has gone 50 points below 1B average in OBP, and 81 points below in SLG (.294/.362 vs .343/.443).

Without looking at specific names on other teams, it presumably would have been less expensive to upgrade 1B than the big cost we paid to upgrade RF.

(and yes, I know that Nate will play some in left, that Beltran was the biggest impact bat available, that Huff was the emotional leader of the world series winning team last year, that Huff has a big contract, that Huff will be coming around any and going on a tear any day now, etc.)

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

so im finally watching the sports channels on beltran

lol i heard some funny stuff. first on mlb network they said that grass catch beltran made would not of been caught by nate. than on espn they said pablo hit the hr because beltran inspired him and he helped us win a non 1 run game. Did they even watch the game it was only past a 1 run game off a error.

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 3:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I heard mitch williams say that nate wouldn't have caught that ball

Which added to the mountain of evidence that he is a mouth breathing moron who doesn’t know jack shit about the giants or baseball for that matter. If not for his antics and destruction of the English language he wouldn’t have a gig but they gotta appeal to their philly viewers.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 29, 2011 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He hates the Giants

He is still traumatized by his Cubs/Phillies days against the Giants. He also went out of his way last season to say the Giants crowds were the nastiest in the league. Really douchebag? Because you played in Chicago and Phillie and not in the AL, you missed out on what nasty crowds are really like from an opponents perspective from some of hte worst around

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 29, 2011 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol idiot

Kuip actually called him Schierholtz at first, which was funny. I wasn’t thinking about it being Beltran at the time either.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

more i think of it

he was right that nate wouldn’t have caught that ball and by that i mean he would not need to slide and make a damn divot he would of caught it easily. Hes our best defender if freaking beltran didnt have a huge contract he would be playing left instead.

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 29, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chuck is not impressed
jaysonst Jayson Stark
    Think this #SFGiants series got #Phillies attention? Now faced Lincecum & Cain 5 times since Oct – & scored total of 5 ER. #domination

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 29, 2011 3:31 AM PDT reply actions  

BOOM

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 5:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And they wonder why they have a shitty offense
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Observation from an NL official about the Braves’ interest in Hunter Pence: “They don’t value on-base percentage as much as other teams do.”

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2011 5:17 AM PDT reply actions  

That comment doesn’t make any sense at all for the following reasons:

1) Hunter Pence
2) Dan Uggla

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 29, 2011 5:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Y’all know that Charlie Manuel is fluent in Japanese?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 29, 2011 5:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Is that why his English is so bad?

Makes more sense now.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 29, 2011 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I haven’t heard him, but I’m guessing he doesn’t exactly have a Kansai accent.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 29, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

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