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You have now noticed Carlos Beltran's mole.

Selfish of Beltran to ground out in his first AB.

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I WIN IN THE END

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

She did say it

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well….

that almost sucked

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

#FREEBELT

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

this could HAVE been the 2nd thread

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

More Beltran hits in here?

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Read this as “Mole Beltran.” Moles on the mind!

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
That swing was so 2010 NLDS. Wrong series, Chase.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DS

The Braves couldn’t resist those changes in the dirt.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Was confused because Utley.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA, MOLE~!

I miss Freddy.

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Selfless Beltran is the new meme?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I made this thread before I decided that should be the meme

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edit it before anyone notices.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Beltran get a hit? Yes or no?

Found out in the next episode of Giants…BASEBALL!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

not that time :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tune in next time!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see the sweat.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A:

Who thought that Beltran was going to rip up his knees during that sliding catch?

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a weird zone.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Game of Thrones fans

Bow to my new profile image

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

valonquar!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Dinklage?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

tis

Emmy-nominated

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Mad Men this year, so GoT ought to win Best Drama.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no breaking bad either

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Otherwise

Cranston would have had his 4th in a row

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB can’t qualify either.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Man is nominated.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, never mind.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just bought the complete 4th season. At Borders it was $20.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season 4 is really different.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it kind of sucked.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I liked it, although Season 3 was better. I can definitely see why you might not like it, though.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like S1 & 2 were great, but it’s gone steadily downhill since. Breaking Bad has gotten better & better, tho.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I just saw some of season 2 of BB. Better than 1.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season 1 in particular was a bit too slow for me to really enjoy. Season 3 was to me the pinnacle of dramatic television.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find myself rewatching Season 2 the most

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why no Mad Men?

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still reading.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lannisters

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s the only one I like I swearz!

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Jaime. And Kevan is okay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gemma Frey

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Finally got my damn copy of the fifth from the mail room; finished it yesterday.

by cass314 on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen Beltran hit as a Giant! Go Carlos!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

None of us have.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lordy

that was a bad swing.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF were you swining at?!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

oink

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUSH

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on beltran

dont hit like a giant hit like a met

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This Beltran guy sucks

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha it bounced at the plate.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird to see #15 running to first

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy waddles to First

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase chased

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Comeon Wheelertran

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that’s not gay.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a boy band gimmick.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Helms and Shannon Moore

by slapsy on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember

Who was the third dude?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evan Karagias

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t so good. Helms and Moore were good but stuck with that awful gimmick.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurricane Helms ftw

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 2 things worse than 3 Count. David Arquette as champ and that rapper wrestling.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

This was a shitty gimmick

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

 terrifying

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random strike zone again

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Beltran.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

Beltran is not seeing Kendrick at all.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STF....BUST!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

CARLOLS BELOLTRAN

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Sabes

what a bum

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

he's fitting in nicely

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

by capra on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on now!

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Selfish, arrogant

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

at least we just gave up minor league prospects :(

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop complaining

We were already good enough to lead the division, we got Beltran for the post-season!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That means we should stash Beltran on the DL until the post season.

by Wolvkil23 on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got this guy because he can hit right?

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s his FIRST GAME guys, calm down children!

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re acting like GLB’ers!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

All these new bandwagon fans

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/balls up fists and falls to ground with tantrum < > . . .

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop using mercenaries!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ chasm’d

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not new here… you know how it goes!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh, all of Sabean’s major deals never work out.

by Wolvkil23 on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

its

always the ones that have you scratch your head minor stuff that works out with him.

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORTHLESS

Is there “backsies” on MLB trades?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Its all good guys

’Cause Huff is back! (again)

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

He put me in a Beltrance.

Then threw something off speed.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

There's a 30-day Money Back guarantee on this trade right???

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s no money back guarantee on future happiness…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opened package used item. We voided the warranty

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You weren’t suppose to remove the tag!

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
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by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but...but....but

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

backsies

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO PANDA

/as Murph used clubhouse blowtorch to helmet between ABs

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess ownage is not ownage

before today: Beltran v. Kendrick

.316/.381/.474 in 21 PAs

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

wow it's almost like 21 PAs is a SSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 3 PAs.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

However I expect Beltran to hit everyone.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is that?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

kendrick

is not throwing strikes. stop swinging!

by mestup9069 on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

TBF: He’s throwing cutters that are meant to do that.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh

we are all joking right?

We know this guy is really good right?

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S A BUM

and needs to go jump in a fire!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought you meant Kendrick for a second

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you just gotta

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand should play now.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t been here long, have you?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we wanted 0 for 3 with 2Ks we would have started Rowand damnit

by djfivenine on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he bathes in butter!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol irl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clam down

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Beltran is shellfish.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that mean he’s my adopted Giant?

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by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

something I just realized as I dont get to go to many games, but those Crazy Crab sandwiches at the ballpark are fucking amazing

by shmolex on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

not exactly a Kevin Mitchell type debut

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

D'OH!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Kyle Kendrick striking these people out?

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

cut and sink

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

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by urea on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Kendrick seems to be cruising right along right now.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Schefter is a machine.

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

But not The Machine.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but look at the pitch locations on Gameday…he’s pretty good today.

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Giants.

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carbelt, you're so vain...

you probably think this thread is about you

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by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Heart of the LOLrder

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude has some serious cut on that fastball

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff?

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kyle Kendrick

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

F1 = WRC > Moto GP > Driving in DC traffic at rush hour > Nascar

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so semi serious question...

How hard would a transition to SS be for Belt? :D

by janglicious on Jul 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Take the blue pills

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Tim gets his shit together and gets through the 6th

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HI MATT

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I just bought a new Xbox and mlb2k11 after work

And it’s still sitting unopened in the box because of the Giants

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Return it

Get a PS3 and MLB The Show

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

too expensive otherwise I totally would have : (

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bid for my PS3 on ebay!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll end up spending more on Xbox Live…trust me

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or you’ll end up having your PSN information compromised, and not be able to connect for months at a time.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 28, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh how quick we are to forget the great Xbox Live freakout. It happens to every company. Plus, that’s why you don’t use the same login information everywhere…

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It went down for two weeks in 2008. I know because I used to have a 360…everyone was freaking out about it.

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This x1000

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to see you’ve got your priorities in order.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kyle Kendrick

Entered the game with a 3.45 K/9. that is god awful

by mestup9069 on Jul 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kendrick really does seem good tonight, though

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, at least he's managed to find the outfield again...I guess

mixing the 4-3 with pop ups to right-progress!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He is definitely hitting better these last two games…SSS

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Shoebox

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was bandbox?

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like a shoebox to me /shrug

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK either, but someone said bandbox the other day (IDK what that even means) but what ever works in the case of Aubrey Huff-shoebox, bandbox, , mailbox, hatbox-whatever!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

bandbox….

a lightweight box of pasteboard, thin wood, etc., for holding a hat, clerical collars, or other articles of apparel

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The teacher just taught the teacher…wait I’m confused.

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just cuz I’m a teacher, doesn’t mean I can’t still learn….it’s called “life-long learner”-duh! =P

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I meant the fact that a bandbox is actually not really for musical items?

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merriam says

First Known Use of BANDBOX 1631
Who knows what kinda crazy clothes they were wearing then?!? Apparently they had lots of bands…

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Merope! I learn something new here everytime!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wipe yer face, you got something on your nose =P

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaddup nerb!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks :)
interesting, but why “band” if it’s for apparel?
also, what’s the connection to CBP?
:)

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geeez

My name’s Merope, not Merriam Webster!!!!

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, nevermind :)

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/salutes

Ma’am yes ma’am!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bandbox is a baseball term for a small ballpark. Easy to hit homers out of

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the hell have YOU been?

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYWHERE

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH-EM-GEE! (O_O)

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND NOWHERE

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYWHERE CONSIST OF NOWHERE

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was /inception’d

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you didn’t let me finish…I was going to say “AT THE SAME TIME”

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every dressage or toilette once had a catchall container, usually square, that was employed to keep bands accessible, be they rubber or ribbon or tape. “Band” to people of that era meant simply a “strand” and it was convenient indeed to keep them together in a small box.

Baker Bowl, in Philadelphia, as considered one of the early “band boxes.”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooohhhh!
:) thanks!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Debatable.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jane, you ignorant slut.

by haemaker on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drools , , , ,

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

More SSS than anything but he’s taking pitching and driving the ball…much better than his usual 4-3.

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/crosses fingers it’s sustainable

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone a little scared that the Braves/Phillies may get Quentin?

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Pence.

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by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they do, i heard they might bench/send down heyward

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then, Heyward could be Quentin’s caddy!

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIP YER CAP!!

also, please have one more good inning in you Timmeh

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Quite creepy.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also in a car with a teenage girl.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players lobby to appear in those

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three?

I must have missed this 3rd one.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell in the room is the most creepy.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be a marketing demographic

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by deadmeat27 on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the girl is old

like one of those dateline nbc to catch a predator type

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 pitch outs!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Ryan.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppy

1 pitch out

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by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

1 pitch outs...I'll take it

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Howard has 2 4-3s this game. More than Huff.

by Wolvkil23 on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, one out already?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I imagine Beltran didn’t get much sleep last night because of the trade let’s wait and see what he does tomorrow in Great American Smallpark

by 49erEmpire on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

/facepalm

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was some ugly defense.

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was that throw.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

weird play

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my

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by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Free Belt? WHERE???

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible Huff

Timmy needs to get moving over there, though

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

what kind of throw was that from huff?

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE BELT

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by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

but

belt ran

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably would've been safe anyway, though

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by slackersphere17 on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't about time that Belt replace Huff?

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/le sigh

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE BELTIKAWA

extrabaggs
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by Badly Browned on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Hey

that’s copyrighted! Belitkawa ©

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Victorino hits the best ground balls to the first baseman and pop-ups to the pitcher in the league.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

How much shit can you fuck up, Aubrey?

charge it. a sick Timmeh isn’t beating Rectumface to the bag

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure that crossed his mind.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

while it doesnt appear that is going to hurt us now

I would think a player like Huff thinks about what he will do if the ball is hit to him. all players do.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he didn’t think “if I get an in-between hop I can’t back up on it because Timmy is sick.”

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

he knows there is a fast runner, so you can’t back up on the ball and make it a footrace. that’s basic baseball.

depending on the hitter, you either have time or you don’t. and he shouldn’t have backed up on it.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one on base.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL N00B

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one with the rectum for a face

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sound it out, then think about it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/FIREWORKS!

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bitter

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for that, next time I post an image, I’m going to forget to include a subject line.

SO THERE!

by natorade on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/adblock PLUS!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your n00b is showing..

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

still?! damn, I’ll cover up…sorry ;)

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember: when you sit, pretend you’re pinching a penny between your knees.

by natorade on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a thing people actually say?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it’s always cross your ankles, a lady reveals nothing!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...

You can cross ankles and be VERY un-ladylike.

(not that I’ve seen pictures of it before in dog-eared magazines saved under my mattress since Junior High)

by natorade on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was tossing a quote from A League of Their Own…perhaps I have failed :(

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, if your noob was showing, everyone wins.

by natorade on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol if you say so!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lie back and think of England.

by haemaker on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inning over!!

oh, wait…

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

BURY HIM!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Timmy

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 1 was strike 2. wtf

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the pitch that Stewart snapped a throw to first. May have blocked the umpires view or something like that….I dunno

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY TIMMY!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Timmy!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/Bochy sends him out for the 7th

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god he will!

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Srsly.

I’d like to see

Lopez
Romo
Wilson

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my bochy peeves

Is he’ll send a pitcher out after he finishes a shaky inning, just so he can walk or give up a hit to the lead off guy. Instead of ending your night on a positive note, you end it failing (albeit in a small way). That and we get back to back commercials from the pitching change

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and not to mention the runner with no outs

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best way to insure against this

Is to get to the pitcher spot this inning. /Rowand over Belt.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta show your ace you have confidence in him.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

one baserunner policy

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you Torres!

whew!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTABABE

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone else think,

that little side step that Torres does after every putout is adorable/silly?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres is all about the adorable.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might not even know he does it.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

timmy

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

sit down

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey you guys......

Dropping by from Amazin Avenue to congratulate you on getting Beltran. May he help you defeat Dicktorino. I’ll be rooting for you and Carlos in the postseason.

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks! Enjoy Zack Wheeler--odds are he'll be pretty good someday.

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by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s spelled Zack because it comes with a K!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The preferred term here for Shane is Rectum Face.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that works....

I’ll let my crew know.

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

We’re excited to have him. what’s his favorite flavor of ice cream?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAB

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie or cake?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat is on it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will he put us in a Beltrance?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy.

Good outing!

Now let’s go bullpen.

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodged a pew-pew.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Did someone say...PEW-PEW =D

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big picture is BIG

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got it.

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious Natto

Is serious

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get that finger out of your mouth, young lady.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that THE pew pew girl?

Pew pew girls all look alike to me

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember that you can adjust image sizes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I learned how to do this my life was changed forever.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn’t realize the image was that big when I clicked post…Sorry

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preview is your friend. I use it when I try and post pictures. If it looks big, I forget it. I haven’t figured out how to resize.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude….don’t turn into the MLP guy…just sayin’

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t I won’t. I’m stopping. See? Stopping

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tosses you a biscuit
/ruffles your hair
who’s a good boy-you are!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

-_-

There better be butter on this thing! And NO TOUCHING THE HAIR!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
also, who puts butter on cookies??? gross

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well don’t you put butter on the baking sheet first??

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm
who taught you how to bake?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a recipebook…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

well there’s your problem!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s called PAM, bro

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m cheap…butter is cheaper than your fancy “PAM”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s called parchment paper you nerbs!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WASTE OF “PAPER”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, fine, then it’s called “No-Stick Reynolds Wrap” ya cheap monkey!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gasp

How dare you call me a monkey! I am appalled!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say “cheap bastard” but thought that would be mean….

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you insult the monkeys! PETA will be hearing about this!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you should lie down….
/fluffs pillow

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sees pillow

ARE YOU GOING TO SUFFOCATE ME!?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooo
/turns on quiet music

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/paranoid

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright… play nice you two.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but but but Ms. Merope…she was gonna suffocate me!!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guffaw at your “paper”!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

with that paper I make the cakes you have witnessed on my blog…I would be careful with that guffaw if I were you

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pshhhhhhhhhhh

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie all the way right brotha?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 50/50

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

True…but she can’t lock us out of the cake…so we’ll have to resort to pie usage

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie all the way right brotha?

WHAT?! D:
/pouts

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were going to lock us out of the cake…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

with that paper I make the cakes you have witnessed on my blog…I would be careful with that guffaw if I were you

subtle threat is subtle

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

=P

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And she has the gall to smirk. I’m decertifying AND demanding cake and pie…HMPH

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon now, you know I could never deny cake to anyone….

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then, that lockout was easier than the NFL’s

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

cake is the solution to everything
/sends cake to congress

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure to win over the Pie supporters too!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh, I’ll negotiate pie only if need be

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to lose the majority!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

if congress is a bunch of pie eaters, there’s no hope for this country anyway

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/backs away

Only those of open mind will prevail!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may have to start a cakedatorship or is it a dicaketorship?
ok, this has officially jumped the shark, I’m goin down thread yoose! :)

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are so confusing o_o

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has a bruise on her knee…Imagination runs WILD!*

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

for the same price…Giants would rather get Quentin than Beltran no?

Quentin is likely much more expensive though.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

For the same price I'd take Quentin

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by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy Time!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Shaun the Sheep! It's Shaun the Sheep!

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw this at Target-had to walk back for another look to see if that’s really what it said
adorable

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS SOMEONE DRIVING A TRUCK ON THE UPPER WEATHER BALLOON WITH POINTS?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YES HE WAY

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Akers

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

philly isn’t going to be happy tonight

by haroldandsivakumar on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim is such a stud.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheat

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

New McCoven goal:

To virally spread “rectum face” until it’s one of the top trending tags on twitter.

“victorino looked piss poor swinging at that nasty changeup #rectumface”

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

we learned last night with #prematureCSNtweets

how difficult it is to get something trending on twitter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s difficult to get something trending

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

just tell people

it has something to do with justin bieber

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATIN JUGGZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE BB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

They want Timmy to get to bat to get him out of the game

by ABIJXY on Jul 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

marty lurie wants to see a bunt here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Kendrick has lost it.

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ArashMarkazi Arash Markazi
Former Daily Trojan photographer and MLB pitcher Randy Johnson is shooting photos at the X Games.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Giant.

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by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So hey guys

2-0 huh? I assume the 2 runs are both the result of Beltran’s awesomeness. And the only reason the Phillies haven’t scored is because Beltran is a defensive wizard in, uh, left field?

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Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Beltran made a gem of a catch in right...

But has been a Giant with the bat.

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by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he's in right, huh?

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by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gave us all heart attacks with the grab though

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did help bump huff out of the cleanup spot and thus allowing Panda to homer.

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was JETER GOOD!!!!!!!

/east coast bias

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by bigboneded on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stung that one.

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate's been about as much a surprise to me as Torres was when he broke out

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Rowand pinch hitting

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

who would he replace? Beltran?

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the pitcher

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know bochy will double switch someone

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

they need Belt for Ishikawa defense only role

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LOL ROWNADS

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

of course its gonna be Rowand

not like we have any good lefties on the bench

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT AND RUN

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott sighting!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STEW

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand instead of Belt.

Yeah that makes sense.

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by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewie!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWIE!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Had an assistant coach one time tell my players that sliding makes you faster.

Had to contradict him in front of everybody.

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If only we had a good left-handed bat off the bench.

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Even mother earth is sad to see Rowand hitting.

Hence the Rain

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Aaron Rowand.

Bumgarner and Vogelsong would be better options.

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by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hit and run is a success

And you guys doubted the power of the hit and run

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
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by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t fuck this up, Rowand.

be nice if we had a lefty off the bench…

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy RBI opportunity!

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by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

and

now its really raining

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes a GIDP

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't understand Rowand here

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by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs to see more RHPs

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Just so everyone knows, this will be a DP for sure.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

they

tried their gloves failed them

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry...sorry screwed up the plan

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is rowand

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I thought it was funny how the ump pointed at the catcher there, for some reason

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by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

they point at who called time so opposing teams don’t think the batter is messing with the pitcher

it’s good game

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I've seen umps point before

I just thought it was funny how he did it

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by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s raining it’s pooping

by schmohog on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MARTINEZ!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

PHILOLOLOLIES

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH BOI!!!!

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been waiting for Martinez to uncork a throw like that for awhile.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

The guy has been throwing 110 MPH all series

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTTY'S ON FIRE!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWSLIDE!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you so very much

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by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

PHILOLIES

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WACKY SAX

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SLOPPY

Giant Dirtbags: :(
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Howard totally interfered with Rowand.

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by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man he just bought himself more PT

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by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FLANNERY HAS BALLS OF STEEL

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants catchers blaze!!!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is an idiot

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by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

phiLOLies!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA that play was a fucking mess

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by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

GREAT SCOTT I THOUGHT YOU HIT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY

AND THEN BOOM 2 RUNZ!!!

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by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

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by deegreentea on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PHILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL STEWART

GO kid with fear the beard shirt.

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by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott hit a perfect double play ball

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened?

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground ball to third; Martinez muffed it and then threw it over Howard’s head. Two runs scored.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figured

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it look like Howard was dragging ass to the ball?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE FORGOT THERE WAS A RUNNER ON FIRST!

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by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRAN TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Martinez was still trying to wrap his mind around the fact that Rowand was pinch hitting

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by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Distraction power!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT lol

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by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

For the Phillies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

One of the comments for the above is: Justin Bieber’s funeral song

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_O

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/benny hill'd

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by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of, did Howand impede Rowand advancing? I forget how the rules work on that

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand wouldn’t have made it to 3rd anyway.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a right to go for the ball

I don’t think running through first counts as the basepath anyway

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

as it happened, Rowand and Howard getting tangled up got Stewart home anyhow, so it works out

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEET!!!

that would have been a double play, though.

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by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Phillies!

That was entertaining.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

Everything went better than expected.

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by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

probably thinks he contributed there

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by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No...

But Bochy does.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is Cain’s little girl looking at?

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by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

More fingers to eat.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Into the future at Cain's Cy Young.

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I'M POOPIN!"

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like Comcast is telling me to perform sexual intercourse with myself.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes they r

But I can’t seem to stop myself

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deuces!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like kinky outdoor sex

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by Giant Voodoo on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hobbits all look alike

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess we returned Beltran?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOW-CHICKA

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Abusing the system!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize now he looks like Oswalt.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. He does.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman See, good things happen when Aaron Rowand hits a double play ball.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lawlz

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ribeye

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by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KUIP

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

weird motion is weird.

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If you call Manny Burriss being sent down “good”, then yeah, I guess things are “good”

by schmohog on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

13-3 Phillies.

Timmy’s line: 1.2IP 9ER, 6BB, 1K

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Curse of Bumgarner, I see.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where have you been?

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

waiting to vote on Boehner’s bill…

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOBBITS

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

waiting to vote on Bill’s boehner

by schmohog on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was 1996

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching a city mayoral debate.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

For work, or by your choice?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand

Gamer

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Good first pitch

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by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow this guys motion is nuts

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by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Torres bad

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I can haz keppy RBI

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Howard did dog it

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what I thought. Looked like he was gingerly running to the ball after Rowand him made contact. Possibly slippery grass

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

was a pretty good throw, though.

for a first baseman

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran going to get a K hattrick?

"I'm not a big vegetable guy'' he says. -Tim Lincecum

by ejdacanay on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he’s only struck out once so far..

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Kendrick struck him out twice

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow I thought he grounded out twice

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH LOOK BELTRAN IS GOING TO HIT WITH NO RUNNERS ON AGAIN

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres...</3

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

tonight's headline is going to be: offensive explosion!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN

Carlos Beltran leads Giants offense to 4 runs!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN Reports: Rowand to get more starts

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran Inspires Offense

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUTTERS THEM UP

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange to see Ice Cube go from gangsta rapper to mainstream.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

subject line

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

than

a coors light bottle became better than me

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Scott's ab...

Watching on Gameday, I saw “In play, run(s)”, and I thought, “DP grouder botched by Phillies”.

It was the most likely choice.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

you would be correct sir

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lidge

needs to give up a 3 run HR to Beltran.

It would be great.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought a bandbox was that little thing in an old-fashioned park where a band played.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that's a bandshell

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by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s where a band played in a nightclub.

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought so too.

Until today.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still true.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

I forget which Hobbit is better against RHPs?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

fontenot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot should be hitting.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

no backup middle IFs

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lidge

is pretty filthy

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, nice play

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FOOK

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the first play though!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap that was a nice play.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

when I think of Lidge

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Unicorn one is better.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always think of that All-Star game when he was brought in to close and not Wilson and then gave up the game-winner to the AL. or maybe i’m imagining it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Gagne blew the ASG during his streak.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Motherfucker gave the Angels home field advantage during the 2002 World Series.

by haemaker on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. There was a tie that year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the damn strike year...

I remember odd/even years with NL getting home field advantage on the even years (1987 & 1989 we did not have home field advantage) then we had the year with no WS which threw it off.

Ok, now I get it.

by haemaker on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh no

2003 was the first year of that.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

gave yankees homefield

which Florida promptly took advantage of.

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang it

and Beltran leads off another inning.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang it

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we SURE there's no 30-Day money back guarantee?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure

Now he makes a nice play.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran gets to lead off again

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

if Martinez hadn’t already thrown a ball away, I’d hate him for all the good plays he’s made this series.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

new glider sandwiches

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

new glider sandwiches!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a snarky teenager

I would sometimes order like those guys did. That is, I’d read the description of the food item in the menu, rather than just the name of the food item.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like white meat

Oh wait

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm out

Try not to lose this game okay guys?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Last thought

RamRam? Really?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WASN’T MY FAULT!!

I TOLD BIGHEAD TO STOP LETTING CASILLA PITCH

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET BACK HERE!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE STOP THAT ASIAN LAWYER!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT WHY

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DID YOU LEAVE??

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, looking at Timmeh’s numbers, his walks are way up this season. Hope that trend goes away.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

aw man! :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

really RamRam

Torture.

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate didn’t catch that because he’s mad he’s in LF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

for christs sake..

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz sucks at playing left.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, good one, Huff

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

oh huff

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

oh aubrey..

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

huff sucks at playing first

by aniln on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it, Huff

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

#FREEBELT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit huff

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Free Belt

Isn’t it defensive replacement time?

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF UP NEXT INNING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't that make it even better then?

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool

@hankschulman Freak lowers ERA to 2.78. If Vogey goes at least 3 IP tomorrow, Giants should hold 3 of top 8 spots in NL ERA lead.

by bandwagoner on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

none of them deserve to be all stars

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants had no players who deserved to be all stars this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants shouldn’t have any All stars when Brooks Conrad deserves it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of those Braves relievers was complaining about Vsong on twitter – or rather agreeing with a Braves fan who was complaining about Vsong…

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

moylan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arguing about it with jct.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's OK, I guess

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

K&K must really like Huff

they are his personal excuse makers.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

K&K must really like Huff (Giants player). they are his personal excuse makers.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I suppose. He just seems to need their services more, I guess.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller and Flem . . .

are much more likely to criticize.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

they don’t really hold back at all.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem makes me want to kill myself sometimes.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy the snark. K&K are funny, but Flem & Jon are real.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's actually my favorite

I have no idea why

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

His first year was the first year I listened to just about every game on the radio.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

When bad things start happening he starts sounding like Eeyore.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon is very subtle though

Especially with Tejada.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wicked

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, mayflower

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys just got here. Has Beltran been mashing?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

he has been selfless and is letting his teammates take the spotlight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLU!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

freakouts are ensuing

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

wow!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

0.51 ERA

FTW

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

What did Huff do?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

2B, run

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And people are upset about this?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

where are people upset?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“upset” about the foul popup

Of course, possibly only 1 or 2 people are actually upset. The rest of us are being comically melodramatic.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks

got it.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the chasm is deep.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

big wheels keep on turnin
proud mary keep on burnin

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a few comments upthread

After Ruiz doubled.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure no one is actually upset

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foul popup

Huff loped over and stopped and shortarmed it when the stands were still 15 feet away. catcahble ball.

Roy Halladay just woke up in a cold sweat. He had a dream about this rodeo clown with a stick...

by The Czar on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah, dude knows if he goes on the dl and Belt takes over…. he ain’t never coming back…
BWAH HAHAHA

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really worth anticipating given the “host?”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

urgh.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey remember when Brad Hennessey was our closer?

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember when I was thrilled Shawn Estes had a 3.45 ERA.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

steroid era

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just HAD to remind me…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt herges

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was someone

i don’t remember if it was here or mlb.com who had the s/n “Urges4Herges”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUSTIN HERMANSON

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Worrell

Although he was ok.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TYLER

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

was gonna post this

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

blech

I also remember Benitez and Herges and Tyler Walker.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENITEZ

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full C...oh wait 3-1

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS, WE DIDN’T TRADE BELTRAN TO HIT. WE TRADED HIM TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF OTHER GUYS. IT’S WORKING!!!!!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it worked. Huff is heating up.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

#SelflessBeltran

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

martinez is a switch hitter

by aniln on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

Probs letting RamRam face him, then Lopez in 8th mabez and Romo in 9th if it stays 4-0

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

DFGX7B3GFGB8YBFG

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

this looks like a legitimate serial number

by BSJ on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh My God

that was dumb!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

URRAAHGHGHGHRWRGIJfjfeor

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit RamRam...

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

RamRam WTF????

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh RamRam.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

please be good Affeldt

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW ramram

this is why everything goes to hell

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

How many hits like that are these jerks gonna get?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

That didn’t go as well as expected.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously Ramirez??

by monsterlxe on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhh

dont meltdown

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like Martinez was going to come up with it….WHO?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Drunk Kuip is Drunk

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who in the hell is this Martinez, and why didn’t he come up with it?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S ALL BELTRAN’S FAULT

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on RamRam

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets be realistic, even if he fielded it cleanly

There’s a 75% chance he throws it into the stands.

by natorade on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/feels better

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball went off his glove on a difficult play

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOTHING!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Lopez here? WHY

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

it's only the 7th

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Bochy needs to treat this game seriously. It's pretty important.

You put in your best guys out of the bullpen and finish it. Don’t fuck around.

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

that should have been an out. No doubt about it.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay

I haven’t been able to watch too many games. Am I the only one that thinks that commercial with Torres and Ross in the bedroom of the lady breaking up with her boyfriend is kind of creepy?

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

all the ads with teenage girls are pretty creepy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

worth it just to hear Torres say DUDE

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and "cuticles"

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as creepy as the PtB ones

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

thats actually one of the least creapiest

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's the only one I've seen

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least she’s legal.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Sweet Belt"

…yeah now if only he could get PT

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

So they could win by one?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last play scored E-Martinez?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Affeldt.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME 6!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Affeldt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

High stress, high leverage

Giants baseball

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

"He has an open base"

Take a drink

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckity fuck

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

back

with P.Diddy

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

fjasdklfja;

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

oh for cryin out loud

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Melt

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

crud

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

bullpen meltdown game

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on

Affeldt

You can do better than that.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap, its Howard, isn’t it?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow yeah, Kruk, amazing at bat for him to get a hit off a ball right down the middle.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Dibs!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no Lopez here...right.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Grr...

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You can't give these guys 4 outs

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Phucking Phoolies

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Chase Utley

Smug Grin. Douchebag.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

If thinking Utley is a douche is cool, consider me Miles Davis

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice try, Giants.

I don’t give up that easily.
I am going to.. enjoy… this…

Goddammit, Giants.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruiz' double

Should Nate have caught it, or did he just play it poorly?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like this is a false dichotomy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just sounded like people were upset with some aspect of Nate’s defense there.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 29, 2011 3:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was hard hit.

But Nate might have caught it, possibly. Might have been since it’s his first start in LF in his whole life.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think replay showed it was a bit outside.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

call strikes, ump

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

aw man, I didn't realize it's only bottom of the 7th!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn't have brought Affeldt in with this ump.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m having PTSD flashbacks to October 24 2010

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry TGWTWS

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEDIC! MEDIC! We need a medic! Goddamnit, these men are … these men are — oh shit, here they come!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

… i tried to save them … i tried to get help … oh god, the pieces …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

announcer just called him asphalt

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang it

My wife asked me to hold the baby. The Phillies then scored. Time to give her back.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone explain why Lopez wasn’t brought in? This seems completely stupid to me

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

7th inning

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLZ FINISH HIM!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh ohmigod

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

nice!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFELDT!!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH AFFELDT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

"But here’s what I like most about the big leagues: the water pressure in the showers. The water pressure is outstanding. You get clean in half the time." - Brandon Belt

by deegreentea on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RYAN HOWARD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

big play affeldt

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew!

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

now THAT's fielding your position

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

booooooooo

I didn’t get to use this!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

But you did.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I' digging competent Affeldt

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

still a 3 run lead. Now blast off Beltran!

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HOWARD

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you Jeremy

good grief!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That had Madison chuckling.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relax, guys.

They just want Wilson to get the save.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Affeldt is good.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A: HAI GAIZ

Been away from home all day. Who did we end up releasing/ sending down? Also, how has Beltran looked? I know he’s 0-3, but still

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hall DFA'd, Burriss AAA

Looked bad at the plate, good in the field.

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

release Hall, send down Burriss

Beltran looks fine to me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET

Exactly the move they should’ve made

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Belt is going to play the Ishikawa role apparently

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Released Hall, send Burriss down…

They sound just like Burrell and Belt.

by haemaker on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best Case scenario

Hall DFA’d, Burriss to AAA

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Phillies

Giants are better… again

by BSJ on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

game not yet over

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's only the 8th inning bro

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I.E., so a series win would be meaningful

Especially with how Cain and Timmy performed- NO earned runs between the two of them

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Precisely… Phillies looks just flat out bad. Not sure how they amassed the record they did.

by BSJ on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You realize we didn’t face Halladay or Lee in this series, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that there are still 6 outs to go?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly.

I’m just glad our aces shut them down. That’s the only thing I’m taking away from this series… That and a cheese steak!

by GiantETeam on Jul 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres just beat Lee. Their pitching was never really worrisome to me, it was their offense. And Zito’s line excluded, they have looked really bad.

The Phillies and Red Sox are really the only 2 teams that worry me come post season time. This is encouraging.

by BSJ on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, like, you realize this game isn’t over yet?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I know how baseball works, and it has nothing to do with what I’m saying. The Phillies have scores 3 runs off non Zito pitching in almost 3 games… Again, really encouraging.

by BSJ on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Giants have scored 6 runs off of Worley, Hamels and Kendrick.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants would look terrible facing Lincecum and Cain too.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mega mega jinxin

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, okay

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's OK

We still won the inning.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It's OK
We still won the inning ring.

*fixed

by ParisRoxanne on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran better get that run back.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is weirdly long.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It sure is. I want to get dinner.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, dinner before dark?

Are you some American or something?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw the sliding catch by Beltran

Thought for sure he was going to come up hurt.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

4 at bats for Beltran.

No one on base 4 times. Led off 3 times. Classic

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

how dare he not get any RBIs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha what the fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait what

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delhomme is an NFL QB

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes i know.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S HARD TO SPELL

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUTOCORRECT FAIL

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kosuke Delhomme?

rofl!!!

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Delhomme

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re trying to mix in some football.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's STO

that’s still funny though

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t that be LOL STO?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha...haha...HAHAHAHA

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude throws interceptions.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though he's having a rough day, doesn't Beltran look good in an SF uni?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah he looks badass imo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sure is handsome /serious

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A LEGIT 3-4!

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine if we also had Belt...

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A LEGIT 3-4-7!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUST

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...at least he got the ball out of the infield?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

CARLOLS.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So glad we have Beltran

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda looks pretty big.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran is definitely a Giant

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So Beltran went 0fer

But hey. Giants scored 4 runs…

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Jellin’ like a felon.

by maysian on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks to Beltran's presence

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK HOW MANY RUNS WE SCORE WITH HIM!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He added veteran leadership and showed the team how a professional hitter takes at bats.

by b00f_spl00ge on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grit level increased.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect it

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Producers of The Franchise must be loving all this new material

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

If McNabb wants No. 5, he’ll have to promote my rock band

- Vikings kicker

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy’s got his ear?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's pretty big

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOT BELT

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Hey

Huff went to the opposite field

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wow

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREED BELT!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT IS LOOSE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Where's Romo?

:(

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it rectum face

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby giraffe!

"But here’s what I like most about the big leagues: the water pressure in the showers. The water pressure is outstanding. You get clean in half the time." - Brandon Belt

by deegreentea on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

so can we have wheeler back now?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL u

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Rowand is still on the bench.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A least he can’t use Burriss.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABY GIRAFFE! /Squee

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bravis Beltikawa

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL

They are totally serious about Belt being a defensive replacement

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I wondered the same thing. No prob with Huff defense, at least to me.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELT

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF They are drunk on the kool-aide

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bochy wanted to work this kid in, couldn't he just have him start in place of Huff?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Evidently, they need Huff's permission

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jermy!

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce is trying to get Belt involved.

As long as Belt doesn’t get any ABs.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOSEXUALS UNITE!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

o/

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRESENT!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE! :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ici!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o/

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right

Don’t fight it. Accept who you are!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t ever have to start Belt if I give Huff the final few innings off every night right after his last AB”

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO SIGHTING

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

/Giants marketing staff furiously scribble notes

by maysian on Jul 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Pinch hitting for Dom Brown. Really?

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

.227/.286/.273 against LHP

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember this from Game 6, bottom of 8th?

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

cheer up, Beck!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLACK, THE DARK OF AGES PAST

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLACK, THE NIGHT THAT ENDS AT LAAAAAAAAAAST

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i started singing Les Mis starting with Little People earlier

ended with Bring him home

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dog Eats Dog is a downer of a song and very atonal

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND GOD IN HIS HEAVEN ‘E DON’T INTERFERE
CUZ HE’S DEAD AS THE STIFFS AT ME FEEEET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I RAISE MY EYES TO SEE THE ’EAVENS
AND ONLY THE MOON LOOKS DOWN

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEEEEE 'ARVEST MOOOOON SHIIIIIIINES DOOOOOWN

AHAHAHAHA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm playing Valjean in a Les Mis production right now!

Bring Him Home is so beautiful, if not ridiculously difficult

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

one day i will do a one woman production of les mis

without an audience though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

performance art

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the confrontation will be tough

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE STUDENT VERSION CUTS MOST OF THE CONFRONTATION

AAAAARGH

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLASSLESS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

VILE

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUDE

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELFISH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's one of the best musical parts of the show!

And it explains so much! AND THEY CUT IT

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JAVERT!

I WAS BORN INSIDE A JAIL!
I WAS BORN WITH SCUM LIKE YOU!
I AM FROM THE GUTTER TOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM WARNING YOU JAVERT!
I’M THE STRONGER MAN BY FAR!
THERE IS POWER IN ME YET!
MY RACE IS NOT YET RUN!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and this i swear to you tonight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is no place for you to hide

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no place for you to hide

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

your child will live within my care

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wherever you may hide away

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I will raise her to the light

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear to you, I will be there

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear to you, I will be there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaand SCENE!

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the part everybody loves! Sheesh.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternate their lines!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I would probably do it the way it was on the CD i grew up listening to, where the Javert and Valjean lines alternate emphasis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

oh no

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda sad

I get excited when I see Romo.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo time!

My pokemonz need the hold today

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is a one out guy tonight

cool

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

RoMo iS

a MirrAcle

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo’s line is orgasmic. Every. Time.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t a double switch have been smart?

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT OH SHIT....JUGGERNATE!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

THAT’S WHY WE GOT BELTRAN

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH ROMO!

and also NATE!!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

subject line

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

still dope though

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this is true but oh my.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUBJECT LINEZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his army of romosexuals

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Custer originally I hope.

by maysian on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Burnside

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes. ’Twas the jaunty slouch that fooled me.

by maysian on Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice pic

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line be your friend

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“See? He can play left field.” —David B.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SingulaRomo OUTing

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/Shift-A

Romo is awesome and I want a burrito.

11/01/10
My adopted son is Steve Edlefsen.

by goGSW24 on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

both sentiments

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB network telecast kept the camera trained on Zito

Reminding me to ask, does he have any redeeming traits as a pitcher, for the Giants, I mean

by Hatuxka on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not ugly.

Unlike the Phillies.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can do the downward dog

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

your negative waves are why he sucks.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allows our 4 playoff pitchers to rest

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

…its the sound of The City…the sounds that are heard….Ben Francisco…on K-S-F-O…Ben Francisco.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

what are you talking about?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

just paraphrasing an old radio jingle

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for CSN.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… a few threads ago.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHILastic bags are PHILattering (not)

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip just said Romo was hitting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been messing up like that a lot lately.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S TERRIBLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

REPLACE HIM WITH CHIP CARAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY ANNOUNCERS!!!

I DON’T NEED OT BE TOLD ANYTHING!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mute button, dude.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just got chasm’d. How does it feeeeeel?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be on your OWN
with no direction HOME

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a complete UNKNOWN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start me up
Ya start me up start me up
Never stop

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant YOU

WITH THE ALLCAPS!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop reading out loud.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSSHHHHHH

I have to pay attention to the torture.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I enjoy his sense of humor.

I know who was batting.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He usually does this when we get to August. The extra month plus celebration last year is probably rough on him.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

omgz

Niners sign K David Akers

lol

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet

Can he throw a twenty yard post?

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but he can kick down the seam.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo lines this one!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO LINES THIS ONE

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

bummer

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

"Romo lines this one"

Drink up!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO LINES THIS ONE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP

Romo lines this one!

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is it called Seasons Pizza PIZZA?

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, don't blame Kuip.

We’re all still thinking about Romo a little bit…

by natorade on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

"drinking the company koolaid", if you know what I mean...

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOCKING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory

LOLNINERS

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip's just a romosexual

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t blame him

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprised

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon just as bad yesterday on that one.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart’s swings are so feeble. Just trying to make contact.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

JUMP AROUND

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I realize it’s not a home game.. still..

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer Romo to stay in. Kind of a waste to use Wilson back-to-back with a three run lead.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably. but it IS the phillies.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“bottom of” redundant.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Bweez,

plz be awesome, just like you have been of late!
p.s. and keep the torture down to a dull roar, thx

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

tried to make nachos during the commercial break

failure

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

no jinx no jinx no jinx no jinx

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL N00B

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody’s n00biness is showing….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BriWi has a new undershirt?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

that was fast!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruiz thought so.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

good god! that was beautiful!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

dominated

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did Wilson decide to throw strikes today?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s walked somebody in 3 of his last 15 appearances. So awful!

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOT HEEM

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it too early to say that Wilson is back?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSS.........GLOAD

so musical

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Gload sounds like a dirty word

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

In my Pokemonz league

We have team names such as:

Bocock Blockers
Gload Warriors
Adenharty Party
etc.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

Lidle Rascals.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adenharty Party?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just dropped my Gload

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah

When Wilson looks down like that, it looks like his cap has a beard.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

One too many strikes thrown...

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheeeit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

well, at least it's not a HR

::sigh::

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda gone outta the strike zone there

by monsterlxe on Jul 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

fuck.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing Wilson could do. That pitch was at his ankles

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, one out double . . .

one out shmuble.

Let’s move on.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pituitary Gload

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade a run for an out

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson’s pace is ridiculous right now.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

has postgame meeting with Sabes/Tidrow to discuss more trades

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a lot of barrel.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

aack!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, they're sitting on that pitch at the ankles!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out....cmon

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES BRIAN!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

MODELL'S - GOTTA GO TO MO'S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Please get Martinez out, Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

UGHGHGSKJ:LKJ

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

strikes, please

and not the hittable kind

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?! STRIKES DAMN YOU!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, THERE'S the torture

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking fuck, Wilson

you think you’re being funny, but you’re not.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Why

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON, STOP FUCKING AROUND

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly don’t think I’ve seen him work this quickly.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He isn’t wasting any time at all. He is probably pumped up.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't want to get the beard wet

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THEM!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

gameday shows those deep fly balls as over the fence

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

east coast bias

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw the beckdoor cutter!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY PHILLY FUCK YOU!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Dance

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT HEEM

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT HIM

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

11/01/10
My adopted son is Steve Edlefsen.

by goGSW24 on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!

The San Francisco Giants have lost 7 Series all year and none since being swept by the A’s June 17-19.

Also TGWTWS

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOT!

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my fucking goddess

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT HEEEM

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA

Wilson was just messin’ around

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD REAL NL CHAMPS!

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

SUCK IT PHILLIES

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IT PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PHILOLOLOIES

\

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PHUCK OFF, PHILLIES!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS WIN!!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/still more than a little disturbed by this . . .

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEAR PHILLIES,

GTFO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Nice

I want to see rectumface fly

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you finish it yet?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Last chapter I read was Daenerys V.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that must be the eyrie

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANCE I SAID!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL REMATCH

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!!! #prematureCSNtweets

by ParisRoxanne on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

TGWTS! TGWTS!

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE IT EASY

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this

Where’d you get it?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE INTERNTEZ
…I search up random gifs

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 out of three

Yes!

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

"But here’s what I like most about the big leagues: the water pressure in the showers. The water pressure is outstanding. You get clean in half the time." - Brandon Belt

by deegreentea on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

TOOK THE SERIES!!! FUCK YES!!

“first time the Phillies have lost two straight since May

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

autorec

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEW PEW

last one from me

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

there she is! :D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got me!!!

Square in the psyche.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was her name again?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

solar gard.

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

pew pew girl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jihye Yuk

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wowwwww Phils hadn't lost two in a row since MAY?

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WE WIN THE SERIES!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

sacrifice to the raptor christ!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A BELTRANNISTER ALWAYS PAYS HIS DEBTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

C

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS GUY STINKS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I do wanna smoke thank you kindly

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

renteria looks like he is trying to smell his own fart

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypnotic

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO SATISFYING!!!

SUCK ON IT, PHILLIES!!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

where is this from?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

office space

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit I thought that was Ron Livingston

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG really

Office Space man, one of the best comedies of ever.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY TIMMY DAY!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants are still the best

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

N

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Michael Martinez....


Thanks for the hospitality, Philadelphia.

by slapsy on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Prepare to receive the true NL Champs!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Phillies!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

PHILLIES = JERRY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha Philly
SFGiants San Francisco Giants
1st time the #Phillies have lost 2 straight since May 31st – #SFGiants

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wow, that’s beautiful

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

very nice

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure who is the author...but it is awesome

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved how stunningly quiet the ballpark got after strike 3 :D

delicious

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

again

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGAIN!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

pablo’s excited

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the flying bear represents this series best.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Jul 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Just throwing this out there...

For all the talk of how walk-happy Wilson has been this year, he’s now walked guys in three of his last 16 appearances. I think his spring training April really skews those numbers.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

he's been much improved as of late

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sell high!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

every reliever goes through a bad streak for a few weeks and Wilson just got out of his.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PabLOL

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Jul 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

He was having trouble holding it together.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Jul 28, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing the series really does put them in a bad position in the trade market

Other teams are gonna see what Matt and Timmy did to them, and say….“Hmm….looks like you may need another bat…or two…”

by TortureOpp on Jul 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either Fleming or Miller wondered if they’d go after Pence just because they know they can’t beat the Giants unless they get more offensive help

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hope they do something really stupid like give up the best young pitcher in their organization for a 34-year old outfielder who’s a two-month rental.

/trolling.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hyuck hyuck

I believe in you Carlos (despite tonight)

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

rowand 4 rowand

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCHY BROKE THE PHILLIES!!!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

We are blessed with our starting pitching

Lincecum and Cain in this series: 13 IP, 0 ER

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

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by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

/boner

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

McBoner Chronicles

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 4.5 behind Philly

Getting home field advantage throughout the post-season is conceivable

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

We seem to like Citizens Bank Park

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...

We seem to like AT&T too

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LSUfreek venturing out of his football comfort zone. You have to make allowances.

by maysian on Jul 28, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hurt pre-chop

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks Bip

“Brian Wilson is becoming an all-around good pitcher”

"Tonight they get a ring. For the rest of their lives, if somebody asks them about that ring, they will tell them the story of 2010."-Kruk

by duckcalldan on Jul 28, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah yes, the contrarian view

That’s what you get with edgy analyst Bip Roberts!

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 28, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest

I was really, really worried about this series

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was a HUGE win and a HUGE series they won. Showed they can still play with the Big Boys and not the rest of the NL West

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing to see here . . .

just move along folks.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody wanna guess our record vs. Phila since 2009?

13-9.

We. Own. =D

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 28, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, aren’t the Padres trading Heath Bell yet?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 28, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

’Sup, Yankees? How about you just go ahead and turn those pockets inside out for me?

by maysian on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yelling over the fireworks

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The even better news

My Philly buddy and I bet cocktails on this series. Drinks on him!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yes!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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