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Giants will release Pat Burrell unless they don't

"Rigo Beltran is okay, I guess, though I'm not sure where he fits in our 'pen, but ... wait, who?"

Last night, there was a good, old-fashioned freakout. It's been too long. The story was that the Giants were planning to release Pat Burrell and demote Brandon Belt to make room for Carlos Beltran on the 40-man and 25-man rosters, respectively.

Belt is never going to play, so that wasn't the reason for the freakout. It's awful that he isn't going to get that chance, but he was never going to get at-bats. Let him get at-bats so he's ready for 2013, because if he can't play over an Aubrey Huff with a sub-.300 on-base percentage, he's never playing over Aubrey Huff. He probably will be the hitter sent down today.

So why the freakout over Burrell? He's a popular guy, sure, and I'm sure he's the biological father of some of the readers here, even if they don't really know that yet. But he's just a fifth outfielder -- a low-average, master of the three true outcomes. What he did last year will never be forgotten, but I'm okay with him on the bench. Break out the wOBA charts if you must, but he's an atrocious defender, enough to break a tie between him and Ross, Torres, or Schierholtz.

Here's my best explanation, then, for the freakout:

Star-divide

This site, myself included, is filled with people who probably take the Giants a little too seriously.

Haha, just kidding. That can't be it. Here's the real explanation:

Over the next two seasons, the Giants will pay Aaron Rowand and Pat Burrell combined $25 million. If they release Rowand, they pay $25 million dollars. If they release Burrell, they pay $25 million dollars. This is what a sunk cost is. The Giants know this. Dave Roberts got paid millions of dollars to announce post-game shows for the Red Sox in 2008.

The question, then, is who would help the Giants more as a fifth outfielder? The money's gone. Poof. It ain't coming back. By allocating more of the money to one of the two players, you don't get a better player. So look at both players and how they fit on the current roster. The Giants have:

Cody Ross*
Andres Torres*
Carlos Beltran*
Nate Schierholtz

The ones with asterisks are the ones who can play center. Well, that's not quite true. Nate Schierholtz can play center too, the Giants have just never tried him there. Ross and Torres are center fielders. Beltran isn't any more, but he could cover in a pinch. So for the Giants' fifth outfielder, what's more important?

  1. A player whose value is entirely dependent on playing center field
  2. A player whose value is entirely dependent on hitting home runs and taking the occasional walk

It's not a trick question. They're making a combined $25 million no matter who you release. They both have their very specific uses. But which skill set do the Giants need?

Burrell, no question, is a better fit. Rowand is done as a hitter -- almost nothing stabilizes quicker than strikeouts and walks, and over his past 633 plate appearances, he's struck out 136 times and walked 26 times, hitting .233 with 13 home runs. He can't hit. You can believe in his last 10 at-bats. I'll believe in his last 600.

But if the Giants get rid of Burrell, we're going to see a whole lot of Rowand late-inning pinch-hitting roles. He'd be the guy, the bat off the bench. Venters, Kimbrel, Madson, Bell, Adams ... Rowand. Whiteside bloops a single against Huston Street, and ... Rowand. He'd be the outfielder equivalent of carrying three catchers.

It wouldn't be a crippling move to keep Rowand over Burrell, and it wouldn't undo the improvements of the Beltran trade. It's just disappointing because the Giants wouldn't stay as good as they could have today, never mind the sentimental attachment to one of the reasons the Giants even made the playoffs in 2010.

Strip away the emotion and the subjectivity, and it's still pretty clear that Burrell makes for a better 25th man on the Giants than Rowand. I'm not saying Rowand needs to go (just hinting!) but if it's a choice between Burrell and Rowand, I don't see how that's a choice at all.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I drink.. BUD LIGHT?!?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t always drink Bud Light, but when I do, I’m usually forced to because the Giants stock it.

Bud Light, useful when it’s free.

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by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

HI NATTO!!

/BOUNCE

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

/shakes fist

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Hall option Burris

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 9:03 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

can't do the first

too thin up the middle to do the 2nd

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by delorean on Jul 28, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

How?

Burriss, Fontenot, Keppinger, Crawford is too thin?

I was unaware teams carried 6 middle infielders on their major league roster.

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd agree that Hall should be gone ...

But I’m not entirely comfortable with just one MI on the bench.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burris & Crawford make 2, I thought.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s talking about the 2nd part where Burriss gets sent down

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 28, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, duh

I somehow only absorbed the post immediate above Grant’s. Just ginore me.

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by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or ignore me, even.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will ginore you if I want to!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t make me!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have DeRosa still!

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by SeeingStars on Jul 28, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

fair point

I guess I feel like Burriss has a little value as late-inning PR, so I’m reticent to ditch him. Too bad he can’t hit or, you know, play adequate defense.

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by delorean on Jul 28, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

toolsy!

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t do the first while he is on the DL. Right?

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by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Technically true

But easily remedied. Hall went on the 15 day DL on July 8th, so the Giants can reinstate him then DFA him anytime they want. He’s been eligible to come off the DL for the past 5 days.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes plz

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Forgot about Hinshaw

DFA Hinshaw and option Burriss.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

so do the Giants, regularly.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

motion carried

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by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

FLY YOUR OWN FLAG, goddamit.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Make the difficult choice another day

For now keep both Rowand and Burrell. DFA MOTHERFUCKING HINSHAW AND OPTION BURRISS ALREADY JESUS CHRIST

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Getting Hinshaw off the 40-man is my new white whale

Trade him for a rosin bag. GTFO the 40-man, Hussein.

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by delorean on Jul 28, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw is the new Bocock

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by EliminateMe on Jul 28, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there, I wonder, any chance . . .

. . . that some potential trade partner once expressed some mild interest in Hinshaw? Such that they’re saving him as an add-in to clinch some vague and unspecified deal later on?

Nothing else I can think of makes any sense (not that that makes a lot).

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think the fact that Rowand is under contract for next year too is a large part of why they won’t cut him.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Rowand should go before Burrell but he won’t. There’s just no way the Giants will eat Rowand’s contract.

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by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’ll get Rowand off the roster, I’ll chip in $1.50

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll also chip in $1.50

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by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

:starts Kickstarter:

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by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

sadly, probably true

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by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

So why the freakout over Burrell? He’s a popular guy, sure, and I’m sure he’s the biological father of some of the readers here, even if they don’t really know that yet.

Graham knows who his father is now!

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by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

park Empire Strikes Back refeences here….

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by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Search your feelings…

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

/brother & sister making out

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by ResDog on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LANNISTERS!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

how's the guy

playing Tyrion? That seems like a make-or-break part.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic

Though his accent slips sometimes

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he's probably way too attractive to play Tyrion, but...

It’s Peter fucking Dinklage.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll always be the cranky dwarf from Living in Oblivion to me.

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s doing a very posh accent; Headey’s is a bit rougher. NCW’s Danish slips through sometimes.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The sort of exaggerated accent works for Tyrion for me

and the wall he puts up with all his sarcastic quips and such. But Dinklage isn’t as consistent with it as he could be.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuk is this

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by joe579 on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they think Huff will start hitting if they cut his drinking buddy.

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by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

or his drinking buddy

may become a bigger distraction.
(PB is no stranger to 5 AM…

by zacksf on Jul 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t he only have 295?

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd take

5 HRs tonight.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah? So?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aw
Thank you for everything Carlos, and best of luck in SF and beyond.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 9:11 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

the freakout was more about Belt than Burrell.

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by LostHawkGSW on Jul 28, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

why?

He should be in triple A for the year.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

or he should be at first base over huff for the year.

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by LostHawkGSW on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet, I don’t think. He will be. Giving him lots of plate appearances in the PCL helps him get there.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

he is better. defensively and offensively. which huff have you been watching? last seasons?

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by LostHawkGSW on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you’re using Belt’s AAA numbers to say that. He hasn’t exactly torn up ML pitching.

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been better than Huff this year.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it's not even close

Belt: 100 wRC+, .320 wOBA
Huff: 75 wRC+, .284 wOBA

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

And to go one step further,

Park and batted ball adjusted wOBA:

Belt – .351
Huff – .297

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

UNF UNF BELT

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

.351 is exactly his RoS ZiPS

I believe.

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's been exactly league average this year.

Which is below average for a 1B, but kills Huff’s numbers.

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still .232 BA and .338 OB in a SSS. You’re making a leap of faith that he’ll be better, based on minor league numbers.

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

.338 OBP with a .232 BA looks pretty darn good.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Relatively, true. But their numbers aren’t all that different. You have Huff signed for another year, he got you there last year. You give him more time to find his stroke. You just have to. If you start playing Belt and he stinks it up like he did at the beginning of the season, then what? You have to ride the horses you’re given until you can’t.

Not saying that that time won’t come, but I don’t think we’re there yet. Personal opinion.

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are hugely different. Belt is out wOBAing him by almost 40 points

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

wOBA is a really fucking good cherry.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

WTF?

OK

25 points of wRC+

10 pts of OPS+

1.2 more fWAR despite many fewer games played

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re leaving out the holy grail…RBIs? WHAT NOW?

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

OHHH YOU GOT ME

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GOT ME SO I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

(H + RBI) / AB

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by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

This calculates to...

Belt: .333
Huff: .365

SUCK IT, NERDS

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by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

(By this revolutionary metric, which measures only the results that matter, Braun is at .523!)

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by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just for context, as it were….

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by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Runs+RBI-HR=Runs Produced!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS THEIR OPSBI

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s taking good swings.

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Starting to heat up!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Putting good wood on the ball!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Putting on a show during BP!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got both cheeks into it!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing the ball well !

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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt is one of the horses that we've been given, though

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by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, this should make you guys happy. I checked out the Giants Depth chart today.

Belt is listed ahead of Huff. don’t know if it means anything since Huff is starting today, but…..interesting to note.

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/team/depth_chart/index.jsp?c_id=sf

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Aubrey Huff has a .239 BA and a .294 OBP in a much larger sample size.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

And about the same advantage in slugging that Belt has in OB. There just isn’t much of a difference

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually 40 points in OBP is HUGE

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has ~20 pts of SLG vs Belt’s ~40 pts of OBP

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The OBP difference is much larger than the SLG difference, even more so when you realize that you should weight OBP more than SLG.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

his career numbers are more relevant

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by zenbitz on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should we be going on his nonexistent major league numbers?

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by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was my point. They’re basing his “superiority” on his Minor numbers.

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

In this thread, I’m basing Belt’s superiority on nothing but his current major league numbers. The minor league numbers suggest he could do even better, given more PAs.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which strongly suggest his superiority. You’re going in circles.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m saying, that you’re either using a SSS which could change very quickly to worse than Huff or you’re basing it on his AAA numbers.

Again, You have Huff signed for another year, he got you there last year. You give him more time to find his stroke.

Perhaps if he had a one year deal you’d bail on him. But it ain’t going to happen…yet.

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

It could also change very quickly to even better than Huff.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a pure experiment

…In which rosters can be adjusted to make it happen, I rather see more MLB Brandon Belt and see how he does.

Under the argument that Huff hits what his career says he hits, he can be a bench player for a whole ’nother month and still should be able to do what he historically does for the postseason if it comes to that.

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by achiappanza on Jul 28, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, but it isn’t going to happen and, given Huff’s contract has another year, I’m not sure that’s really what you want to do.

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that what I really want to do is play the better player, which is Belt.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

In what way is Huff better?

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is a career wRC+ 110 bat. Even over 2009-11, including his two bad years, he’s at 100. The betting money says he will produce at around 110 going forward. I am not sure we should expect that from Belt yet.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

ZiPS RoS Huff: 328
ZiPS RoS Belt: 350

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re missing the fact that Huff has been taking better swings lately.

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He got that one double that one time.

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by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus he’s been putting on a display at BP.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

he is

I can believe those numbers and still want Belt in the PCL. He needs plate appearances. Huff should be productive enough that he will hardly cost the Giants a playoff spot. You can even hope he gets hot again.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

^

I’m in this line

by GameSix on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m losing faith in Huff, but I still think this could be true. Huff has a decent track record. That said, I’d be okay with Belt out there.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

hope?

why “hope” for better production when the numbers tell you that Belt will produce more than Huff?

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Click on Actions to Rec

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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cogent.

Rec’d.

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by yoyomonster on Jul 28, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

True this.

Bench Huff and he’s done from a productivity standpoint.

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he already done from a productivity standpoint

He has “produced” (-1) fWAR.

Theoritically this means Travis Ishikawa would have been better.

I really think the guy is done and if the GIants are serious enough to trade away what the baseball industry considers their top pitching prospect, for a shot to win another WS, why are they being so careful about Huff’s ego?

Using this logic, Zito should have been on the WS roster.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good points, all.

Bochy’s “vet love” is exasperating sometimes.

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's not.

But I think we’ve been there and done that.

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me

the freakout was about Rowand.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

For most people (myself included), it was a Burrell thing.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I freaked out about both.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was freaking out about Rowand.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also care more about Belt than Burrell.

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I was freaking out more for Belt than Burrell.

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by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Walks too much

Not aggressive enough. Plus, grit.

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by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lars 4 Bork!

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think it's more important to the team that Belt plays over Huff.

But there was absolutely no way it was going to happen. Not a surprise at all. That freakout currency was spent a long time ago. It’s awful, but not surprise.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 28, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Living with Bochy

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by ResDog on Jul 28, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the words of the Prophets ..

“DUCK Ya!”

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by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swapping Belt for Huff

could mean +2 WAR alone.

Huff (1.0) WAR

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

i have been suggesting this for 2 months

by justhangin on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday's CSN report

would have negated teh Beltran upgrade and rendered Wheeler as a squandered asset.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think everyone is freaking out way too much

The fact is this: When it really matters (late Sept-Oct), I think we all know Bochy will make the right decision. We’ve freaked out about Renteria and many others in similar situations. Let’s not give up on Huff yet, because honestly it isn’t he alone who is losing games for us. On the flip side, this can help us down the road when it matters most. Bochy won’t just get rid of a solid bat on a poor-hitting team. Belt will have his time soon enough

by DimaK on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Bill Hall reinstated from DL and DFA’d to make room for Carlos Beltran on 40-man roster

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

freakout over

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by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a #prematuretweet? or real?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

real

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jamee wouldn’t lead us astray, would she? :single tear:

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by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats only a male problem. Or so I’m told.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARGLEBARGLE

Why did they release Pat Burrell and then call him Bill Hall!!!!

by Hyoton on Jul 28, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want at least 2 sources before I break out the poms poms and confetti.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jaymee Sire, the one person at CSN we can trust.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

Eric Byrnes is talking about the CSN reporting debacle

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

FTFW

Eric Byrnes is talking about the CSN reporting debacle.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jul 28, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/crow hop
//somersault
///cartwheel

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is such a douchebag.

When he talks on KNBR he sounds like Bill S. Preston Esq. When he’s on MLB network he sounds a tad more “normal.”

He’s a self-indulgent intollerable douche who is lucky to have airtime.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Recd

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by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

covered last night

on his “show”. Just go away Byrnesie.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bye Bye Bill Hall
JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Bill Hall reinstated from DL and DFA’d to make room for Carlos Beltran on 40-man roster

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I love it when

jayme talks dirty to me.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know it is gonna be Belt. :(

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

this.

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by LostHawkGSW on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry about the lacerated ankle, Bill. Best of luck in the future.

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by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the guy. He didn’t seem like that bad a player to me. I expect a distainful post by owlcroft.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Citing Hall's TOPS number

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. O is a big fan of Bill Hall based on his career numbers.

He will be sad and upset that Hall was let go to keep the invaluable Alex Hinshaw. (Currently, Mr. O is asleep; cut him some slack. His implant bled a little last night and is very sore.)

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You heard it here first

That’s exactly what I posted last night in the post-game freakout thread as being the most likely scenario.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

I missed the postgame freakout here last night. After the “Brown AND Wheeler for Beltran WTF SABEZ???” freakout yesterday afternoon I thought y’all were tapped out. Well done, McCoven. Well done.

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by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Haha I was gonna say something similar.

I also missed the freak out last night.

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

We always let our freakout flag fly.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Almost cut my hair Burrell

by Lunkus on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice.

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by bgunn on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was gettin’ kind of long

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by j14 on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need one of those. We can fly it at all our meetups and get togethers.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always at least one really good flip-out per season on MCC. It’s kinda nice for people to blow off steam.

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never Forget!

Yesterday I think will have to rank as the greatest freakout day in the storied history of McC. We’ll be telling our grandkids to have a look at it.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was the day of the freakout.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone had dropped an Awakening on the table with 4 Prodigal Pyromancers in play, and the obvious happened

by Hyoton on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I read the lead line on yahoo yesterday thinking it was Brown for Beltran, but turned out it was an article written by Tim Brown. phew.

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by son of ggf on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

DA.aaaaaaww

KFP48 KFP48
Welcome to Carlos Beltran To The Team..

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by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 9:19 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ees a bless
KFP48 KFP48
Welcome to Carlos Beltran To The Team..

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

oh Pablo

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs Panda holding a Giants jersey with 15 on it.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I wanna know

is why that first “to” didn’t get a capital T.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jul 28, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

got heem?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah SBN does that I think if you leave a space it’s okay? # 33

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

SCIENCE!!

have a rec.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or...

Aaron Rowand #33 -—→ Scott Cousins #33

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's too easy.

I like to take highway 1 and enjoy the scenery

by djfivenine on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stunningly obvious when you think about it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

just sayin'

i like the Giants.

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by son of ggf on Jul 28, 2011 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

+

get rid of Rowand

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by son of ggf on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus

I’ve been in Seattle for two weeks now, so there’s that

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by son of ggf on Jul 28, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

@baseballmarty marty lurie
The #SFGiants have discussed a trade with the #bluejays sending Rowand for Silly Putty, and rubberbands

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Silly Putty sounds like the real name of a baseball player from the 1880’s.

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rollie Fingers.

It doesn’t even have to be the 1880s. The 1980s was also farily silly.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do eet Sabez

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

YES!

Total overpay by the Blue birds.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

@baseballmarty marty lurie
Deal is being held up cause Sabean insists on receiving some orange flavoured tic tacs

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does Twitter in Canada automatically translate “flavored” into “flavoured”?

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by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was reading the Blue Jays’ SB Nation site yesterday and someone wrote “centre field”. I wonder if they actually call it that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t’ toy with my emotions, Marty.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Marty tweet would never read like that

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell has perceived value to opposing pitchers

I feel like the guys on Freakonomics when I’m talking about this, but Burrell has value because pitchers believe that he can hit a homerun, even when he’s tanking. They pitch differently, and I think that’s where PtB’s walks come from. I like Burrell as an off-the-bench bat. I don’t mind him in the regular lineup, maybe a straight platoon with Nate. Sadly, I don’t think we’re going to start seeing the Torres we saw last year, so I would probably opt for Ross in center. I have no idea who would lead off. Keppinger?

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 28, 2011 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Rowand will start in CF and lead-off and you’ll like it.

BORK

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, it took 20 minutes for Byrnes to start talking about his playing career. Amazing.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Took that long?

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hall gone
The Giants reinstated Bill Hall from the 15-day DL and designated him for assignment, thus creating a 40-man space for Carlos Beltran.

from Baggs

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

alright if Baggs says it….I believe it.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I beat Baggs by 12 hours
This Burrell story seems fishy
1. You can’t release a major leaguer when he’s on the DL.
2. Burrell was put on the DL on July 14th or 15th, so he has at least 2 more days before he can be activated and released.
3. Why wouldn’t they DFA Bill Hall before Burrell? Hall is not worth much to the Giants with Keppinger on the team and Fontenot back off the DL. Hall has been eligible to come off the DL for the past 3 days.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 28, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happened with gigantes22?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

He put a story on his blog, presumably based on the erroneous CSN tweet, saying that Burrell was cut and Belt sent down. “Working on sources,” it said.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was my favorite part.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 28, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was dropped on his head as a child.

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was thrown.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well-played, sir (or madame)!

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will note, though, that I was the sole voice of reason on the post-game freakout thread last night, for a good 30-45 minutes, until Baggs tweeted to back up my point that the Giants couldn’t DFA PtB for at least 2 days – even if they wanted to.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you were and I appreciated it.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was funny reading it today. You repeated it a couple times and nobody said much. But then Baggs’ tweet came out and everyone was happy.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL young

the voice of reason is all well and good until something horrible and unforeseen and unbelievably stupid turns out to be true.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

:D

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

You were pretty much immortalized.

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by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fla-Giant

Was a calming voice of sanity in the postgame freakout.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 28, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it possible

that this was actually a leak of what the Giants intended to do? Then they found out/remembered/read here, that they couldn’t. I mean this is the same roganization that accidentally DFA’d Sergio Romo.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs

Giants still must make 25-man move for Beltran. Burriss, most likely. I’m told the Giants see Belt in role Ishikawa played in 2010.

Belt is the next Ishi?

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I hope they don’t release him next year then….

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Giants still must make 25-man move for Beltran. Burriss, most likely. I’m told the Giants see Belt in role Ishikawa played in 2010.

AAAAHHHHHH

by Seasick fish on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

the Last of His Tribe

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strangest tribe.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at a conference at UC Berkeley a couple of weeks ago

The building I was in had a courtyard named Ishi Court. I was reminded of Travis.

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by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

For now

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that they're keeping him up

shows they’re near their wit’s end with Huff

/blind hope

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

FO – Blind
JP- Hope

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by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he gets the Rowand treatment.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do think that Bochy plays the personalities a bit here

I think it’s tough for him to trust rookies, no doubt. But he’s also hedging his bet by leaving Belt on the 25-man roster and publicly carving out his role as late-inning replacement. He’ll steal starts from Huff here and there until Huff pulls a groin or Belt hits mor dingerz. The man (Bochy) understands clubhouse chemistry. I’d rather have Belt there than in Fresno – there’s nothing left for him to learn there.

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt will have a hard time hitting mor dingerz when he only comes in as a late inning replacement.

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt will have a hard time learning to hit major-league pitching as a pinch hitter.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very true.

Especially since pinch hitters generally face RP, who are tougher than SP.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

what with their tribal armbands and their cigs rolled up in their shirt sleeves.

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

???

If RP were tougher than SP they would be SP.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Many of them were but just didn’t have the endurace to keep their stuff for 100 pitches.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The reason RP are not SP is one (maybe more) of three reasons:

1. They don’t have the stamina.
2. They don’t have a 3rd out pitch to get hitters out a 2nd or 3rd time in game.
3. They can get LHH out but not RHH, or vice versa.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

They could be better over one inning, especially when a starter would be tired by then.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking this yesterday,

but this morning heard Kruiper suggest that this might ennergize Huff.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Egh

I feel like Huff’s motivation isn’t the problem. He (and Zito, for that matter) cares, but just doesn’t have It Anymore.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody was going on yesterday about how this would take the pressure off of Huff, he could relax and then he would start hitting.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

so he’ll mix in some flyouts to right?

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

in the blog of the blind
the one eyed moderater is queen

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm four-eyed

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixxed?

in the blog of the blind
the one eyed moderater moster is queen king.

This is the interwebz after all…

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd hard.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Highly Recommended !! Would Rec Again in the Future !!

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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's what happens

when all you’ve got is your glove. Defensive specialist! I wish he could hit a little.

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Idiots

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes?

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just stupid. Send him down so he can get AB’s

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the dl I believe…

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

DFA'd

So happy it’s Hall instead of PtB

by Doubl3Dos3 on Jul 28, 2011 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

So if Burriss gets moved down who do the Giants have to play second base? Keppinger and Fontenot and that’s it? Am I forgetting someone?

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by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Freddy is coming back. They also only have 2 SS.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would that mean that Fontenot gets cut?

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by ayeyoJERM on Jul 28, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think they’d have to option Crawford at that point unless they were willing to DFA Tejada, which I doubt pretty strongly, but since he clearly cannot play SS….

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

unless they were willing to DFA Tejada

Now you’re just messing with me.

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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s plent

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

*plenty

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada, eventually.

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada will come back. Then an OF gets axed.

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by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

/prepares Burrell freakout c&p

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford will never play 2B.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No but he would allow who ever is playing SS to slide over.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah.

But that’s not what was meant.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Crawford

He’s getting the Ishi treatment, too, just at SS. Why do they do this?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same reason. Batting

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is more like Ishi than Belt is (Crawford is +defense -bat)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he can draw a walk now & then. Plus, Ishi wasn’t a bad PH from what I recall.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Fontenot shows he really can’t play SS, I think he’s likely to be the better overall player than Crawford so the Ishi treatment makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is why they’d have a prospect sit on the bench and not get better.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. But they will probably send him down when Tejada comes back. Not that I would advocate that.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they should send Crawford down until August 31st so he is eligible for the play offs.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but + Defense at SS > + Defense at 1B.

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 28, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

kind of obnoxious

If Crawford’s going to be the SS of the future, he needs to learn to hit. He could actually benefit quite a bit from time in AAA, instead of being used as a defensive replacement when Fontenot and Keppinger are perfectly cromulent shortstops.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kepp said last night to K&K he doesn’t like to play short.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

/shrugs

i don’t like cleaning the tiolets. he wants ring ge gets over it.IMO.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I don’t think he’d be good at it. He’s merely an average 2B.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

in a one-word answer.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, and it’s like they /insert Colonel Klink voice / “They learn NoooooTHing” from the past. Nate did better when he got some consistent playing time, they didn’t jerk Panda around when he came up…. Look at what has worked.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, in the middle of a pennant race, I’m okay with stalling Crawford’s development a bit because he fits the team better as a defensive specialist. The problem with Belt is that he may be a better hitter and fielder than Huff going forward.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he can’t really hit at all, so I understand that in a pennant race.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

never played second…but he could do it

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess that's true

Burriss is the logical choice to go down but I’ll miss him. I’m very happy he got to stay with the team for their White House visit. I’m sure that meant a lot to him, especially.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Crawford is a better player than Burriss.

But I think Crawford should go to the minors until August 30.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

One Ticket Please!

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indians acquired OF Kosuke Fukudome and cash considerations from the Cubs OF Abner Abreu and RHP Carlton Smith.

It tough to complain about this deal from the Indians’ perspective, especially when they are reportedly responsible for just $775,000 of his remaining salary. Fukudome has struggled since his hot start, but still has a .273 batting average to go along with a .374 on-base percentage. He should do just fine in right field until Shin-Soo Choo is ready to return from surgery to repair a fractured right thumb.

Yay! They only took one Clipper, and it was one of our cruddiest relievers!

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Abner Abreu is a fun name

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparntly born to baseball.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lunchtime.

Yum.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

nom nom nom

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

TV dinner Indian food with an apple and yogurt. I find that Indian food translates the best of all cuisines to frozen food entrees.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tandoor Chef is good. I also eat the Amy’s stuff, which tends to be healthier and somewhat less tasty.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trader Joe’s has some good Masala

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Trader Joe’s has even better stuff than I am eating. I get my stuff at the Ohio equivalent of Safeway.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vonn’s? There are a few TJ’s in Ohio, they are just very few and far between. There’s one in Columbus… 3888 Townsfair Way Columbus, OH 43219

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there are two in Columbus, but they’re way out in suburbs.

Kroger and Giant Eagle are the big, mainstream groceries around here.

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right…Kroger, Vonn’s is San Diego Safeway….

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

REGULAR VERSION OF SAFEWAY IS BAD ENOUGH

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, everytime I go in there that place is worse and worse…

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would kill to shop at Safeway. Only decent place here is Walmart :(

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmm kangaroo burgers

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I find that interesting. Of course I’ve never had frozen Indian.

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by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read this comment out of context.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to think about what that means.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's 9:30 in the morning!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

EAST COAST BIAS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I found myself wondering if I’m going to eat lunch every day at 9:30 when I’m out west next month.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLold

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on when you wake up doesn’t it?

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure I’ll be up around 5:00 every day.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even after a month the cat still thinks 5:30 am is wake up time.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a east/west traveller I have always found adjusting when your are traveling west to be easier that traveling east. You will should be able to get to normal within a day going west. COming back though it may take a week.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re like me and go to work at 5 in the morning, 9:30 in the morning is lunchtime.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Same thing for me when I was on mornings. I was starving by 9:30.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

we have an office potluck today

to say goodbye to a coworker who i’ve exchanged maybe twelve words with ever

i brought nothing.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I bet you’re partaking of the goods.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 28, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I was further East so it was lunch time.

by paboperfecto on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I read a chapter in this book, I’m like “Wow, shit just got real, there’s no way it could get any realer” and then I read the next chapter AND SHIT GETS REALER.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

title?

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Storm of Swords

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

or we taking bout the Giants here?

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

heheheheheh

The last 10 pages will make you shit yourself.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want music for The Bear and the Maiden Fair

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a recurring joke

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

"A bear! A bear! All covered in hair!"

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Book 3 is my favorite.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's probably getting close for me to reread these books

Otherwise, A Dance with Dragons is going to come out, I’m going to read it, I’m going to be confused.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halfway through A Dance With Dragons

I just finished the chapter where Hodor emphatically refuses the position as Hand of the King. At this point of the book Jon Snow is still recovering from her gender reassignment surgeries and the White Walkers are trying to stongarm themselves into positions on the Small Council.

The shit is getting real.

by biff pocoroba on Jul 28, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres
Keppinger
Beltran
Sandoval
Schierholtz
Belt
Fontenot
Whiteside
Lincecum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

this but Stewart for Whiteside

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

True

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate in LF?

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ok with that on the road

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

NotNate in RF at home is kind of scary

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get used to it

Allegedly Beltran made staying in RF a condition of accepting the trade. (I’m not sure how he can really enforce that, though. If he plays a few games out there and sucks I don’t see how they could just say, “Well, it was a condition of the trade. Nothing to be done.”)

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well are there microsplits for how well he’s played RF @ AT&T in the past?
Maybe he’s got it down. Maybe he’ll change his mind and just want to play RF on the road…

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only strawhats can help with this one

The sample size is too small for any kind of stats.

Anecdotally, I went to one of the Mets games at AT&T this season, and Beltran caught everything he was supposed to. /shrugs

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, unless he’s had 12 chances and made 15 errors… that would tell us something.

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I guess if he’d put on a show like Vlad did in the WS last year, that would be immediately obvious. It definitely is not like that. I expect him to be OK, but probably not as good as Nate would be.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

he seemed perfectly cromulent

in the gigantic sample size game I went to at Citi earlier this year. And in the handful of Mets games I’ve seen.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to one of the Mets games at AT&T this season, Beltran caught everything he was supposed to

See there’s the problem. The RF at AT&T needs to catch the ones he’s not supposed to catch. It gets ugly real quick if you don’t.

/ Triples Alley and Ichiro say hello.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think people make to big of a deal of RF/LF differences. The change won’t be that much. If worst comes to worst, Torres will shade to RF and Nate will shade to CF a a little and that will make up the difference.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nahhh.

Beltran hasn’t embarrassed himself playing against the Giants at Mays Field.

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

this. see if it doesn't happen.

Rowand
Keppinger
Sandoval
Huff
Beltran
Ross
Fontenot
Stewart
Lincecum

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotta play the lukewarm hand!!!

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Bujrris & Rowand.

/ RUNS!

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Belt was getting the start

until Huff doubled yesterday.

/sigh

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres
Fontenot
Beltran
Pablo
NotBelt
Kepp
Nate
Stewart
Timmy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot should not be in the 2 hole

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I think will happen.

Not, what I want to happen.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

11.4 BB% this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought she prefered the little guy in the 2 hole?

Part of a good DP combo is having the right guys in the right positions

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I been told it relies on the lay of the ball.

or is that angle of the dangle?

I get those confused so just say, “Yes dear.”

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the possibility of a Brandon filled lineup.

Torres
Kepp
Beltran
Pablo
Belt
Nate
Crawford
Stewart
Timmy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think this is what we see. Huff gets the day off against the righty and we all get the lineup we dreamed of.

by Doubl3Dos3 on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, the Giants sure have beat the dreamer out of us all.

I guess if we’re just talking about the pieces we have, I agree

by Rdubya on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then he takes a bite of Bochy’s sandwich and leaves.

HAHAHAHA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait.

Sandwich or “sandwich” as used on HIMYM?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

.. and his box of friut juice.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd and waiting for the Natto animated version of this story

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

/La Russa’d

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 28, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if the Giants had somebody like Derek Lowe in the rotation the better D would be worth it, but probably not with a strikeout/flyball staff.

Lincecum actually does have the highest GB% on the staff (50%). He also strikes out a bunch of guys too, though, so that’s a high percentage of fewer balls in play.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

How ’bout Font at second and Crawford at short?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 28, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand
Keppinger
Beltran
Sandoval
Huff
Ross
Fontenot
Stewart
Lincecum

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is more likely.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

yuck

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

One trade and you’ve all gone from rosterbation to lineupbation?! This is not the McCoven I thought I knew.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 28, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go away.

‘Batin’.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs more burris

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be 101˚ today? WTH??? Ugh.
Time to go run errands before it gets too hot. Bah.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Is your AC fixed?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘poseda be.
It’s been okay the past few days, but now it’s making a weird whirring noise that it wasn’t making before. Bah!

We were hoping we’d be out of here before the summer, that didn’t happen!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean it’s a good thing we didn’t take the townhouse in Auburn, what with the Mr. getting transferred to Rancho Cordova… that would have been a joy of a commute. All of our plans are sorta up in the air now.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll be driving through in car that needs AC recharged :~(

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 28, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

@KFP48
KFP48
Now you all can enjoy my new handshake with @CarlosBeltran15.. LOL

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

will they include the shocker in this somehow?

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last night Brynsie was saying

Beltran WANTED to come here, we were his first choice. Anyone confirm this?

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

no

but makes sense

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I did read somewhere that he wanted to go to a team with good pitching….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

He likes us, he really likes us!

Clearly this was all BWeezy’s doing. He has persuasive skills!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The force is with him

by BB129 on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like to think he spent the entire time on the All-Star charter staring intently at Beltran, never blinking. Not once.

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whether that's true or not

Isn’t it funny how a few years ago the meme was “free agent hitters DO NOT WANT TO COME PLAY FOR THE GIANTS 11!!!”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

It is still kind of surprising. Then again, TGWTWS.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson slipped him a note at the ASG and he checked YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will you go out with us?

Check one:

Yes [x] No [ ]

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER leave maybe as an option.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will you go out with us?

Check one:

Yes [x] Maybe [ ]

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Never thought of that.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if we were his first choice, but it certainly seemed like he wanted to come here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been really looking forward to the handshake with Pablo.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 28, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i got drunk last night for nothing...

thanks CSN, i hope you know it was a heart attack-inducing 2-hour you put us through last night…

by InTimmy'sArms on Jul 28, 2011 9:38 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

My mom called me almost hysterical. She needs a hunk on the team in the Jt Snow mold or she loses interest.

by Doubl3Dos3 on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes is going off right now ahaha

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

MCC actually listens to KNBR that doesn’t include the actual Giants games?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Murp + Mac

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

*Murph

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never really cared for them either.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind them. I’m half-asleep anyway during their show, and they have Kruk & Kuip.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do when it’s not trade deadline week. They have KnK and Jon and players on for interviews a lot, I like those.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I listen to KNBR when Im in the car

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I listen to Gary/Bruno and Ralph and Tom

when convenient (kitchen, car, yardwork, etc.). I listen to Brooks and Dummy when there’s a slim chance some baseball-related content will be on. Last night is literally the only time I’ve listened to Byrnes more than 5 min. I like listening to Ray Woodson but, you know, sportstalk callers.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dummy’s on vacation this week.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's he saying?

You listen so I don’t have to

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if they’re batting back to back

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Beltran is on twitter but he hasn’t updated it since April

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

handle?

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://twitter.com/carlosbeltran15

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lazy, selfish, arrogant.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's Score!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

What could he update it with? “Mets still suck.”

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

IS CARLOS VOLTRONS MAD AT US?

WHY IS HE IGNORING US?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh

always appropriate

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eli and Huff

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Eli

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, he was screwing up

I still think he’s better than Stewart

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eli can at least hit, but his defense makes me want to cry.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart’s bat makes me want to rend my garments and weep and gnash my teeth

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now have visions of the Mavis typeing game were you can fuse differnt animal parts together and the Woot Woots.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eli has been a surprise with bat but he still has issues with fielding.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like the Giants to acquire Ramon Hernandez.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

We like Stewart more when Eli is behind the plate. We like Eli more when Stewart is batting.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Plus, I just miss Buster all the fucking time.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

if only they could be combined

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

solution: Buy just for men with a touch of grey…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

We had a better version of them combined..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

We already have on Voltron on the roster

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

we can rebuild them!

A turdburger with extra crapsauce!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This made me laugh.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what if you did it wrong and got Stewart’s bat with Eli’s defense?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 28, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give them the same uniform number. See if anyone notices.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Eli

but I am biased. His hometown is about 30 minutes from my hometown. We almost had the all southern boy infield last night except for Pablo.

by Countificus on Jul 28, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Acquiring NL East hitters = Playoff dominance

see Cody Ross.

Although with the addition of Beltran, we still have no one who can hit against Tommy Hanson. Belt and Crawford have yet to test their skills.

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 28, 2011 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
“I just talked to Carlos. He very much wanted to be a Giant. That helped a lot. "

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2011 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

beat me to it

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure he's going to say that NOW

What does Hank expect? “I really, really wanted to be a Mariner but I guess the Giants are cool, too.”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

These type of questions always make me laugh

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, there’s no possibility he actually means it? I never understand this need to assume the exact opposite of what someone is saying, but it happens seemingly every day.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do think he means it, I just think quoting a player on his first day with a new team saying he very much wanted to be here is kind of obvious. It’s more a burn on Hank’s tweet than it is on Beltran.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I just have a weird pet peeve about the “well OF COURSE that is what he would say” thing. I don’t understand how it works. Just ignore me. ;-)

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too late!

I agree, though.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 28, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

looks shopped

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re always venturing out on a limb with a Beauty & the Beast reference…

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

me neither

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That's solid.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow...took me a minute, but this is pretty funny

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing.

"I'm physically awkward. I'm emotionally awkward. I'm socially awkward. Anything you can think of, I'm awkward at it. And I'm very good at it, too." - Awkward Baby Giraffe

by urea on Jul 28, 2011 10:28 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere
I want it more than I can tell
And for once it might be grand
To have someone understand
I want so much more than they’ve got planned

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love this.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 28, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see it

Proven winning ability. Great crowds (which he just witnessed). Large Latino contingent on the roster, including three Puerto Ricans. The team needs him.

From his POV, aside from being a long way from any family he might still have in PR, it’s a great fit.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus the players on the team seem to genuinely want him here and he’s Torres’ hero even though they’re the same age, which is a little weird and man-crushy but whatever.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh

Sandoval called Torres “kid” in Baggs’ book, I think.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson: Carlos, I’me getting a good offer from Pitts..
Beltran: GIANTS!
Alderson: OK, but look, Philly will giv…
Beltran: GIANTS!!
Alderson (sobbing gently): How’s about Atlant…
Beltran: GIANTS!!!
Alderson: You’ll have to play with Aaron Row…
Beltran (hesitates slightly): Giants…(sigh).

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes is a shithead.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Then why are you listening to him?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he likes shitheads!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to the morning guys and then Byrnes comes on ranting and raving – I was DUPED. The old bait and switch! I thought maybe they would have the Sabes or someone live talking about our new boyfriend BELLETRONS.

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is today Thursday? Cuz’ on thursdays someone from the BRAZZ is usually on with Ralph and Tom….oh wait… there’s a game at that time today. Hmmmm.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why are people listening to Byrnes?

Why is Byrnes on in the daytime, anyway?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich is in Vegas or something

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

So these people normally listen to Radnich?

That’s even worse. I detest that worm.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

he “followed” me on the twitters before I blocked him

by uhzeezee on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not my fault – he just showed up!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

he just slept in the studio after the postgame.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing that Eric Byrnes has made me pine for the return of FP Santangelo. That’s an incredible accomplishment.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

I’ve said that a million times now.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 28, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of liked FP. He’s a friendlier kind of asshole.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric is a movie stereotype

no one can be that stupid

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 28, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mind FP, relatively speaking. I mean, he was terrible, but compared to Bip or Byrnes? No contest.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

FP was fine, and (horribly) there may be someone even worse than Byrnes on the way next year.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

FP

FANCY PANTS!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 28, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I actually kind of miss FP.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m beginning to come around to that conclusion.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s the worst player I’ve ever been forced to watch for no fucking reason.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss?

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rowand has gotten a lot more “no fucking reason” plate appearances than Burriss.

That’s a good one, though. Maybe I should just lump the two together.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the most part they played Burriss because they had no one else. Rowand they’ve had better choices and played him anyway.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on

Bengie and it’s no contest.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie was useful until he wasn’t, and when that happened he was traded. Much less pointless than Rowand, and probably not as sucky.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Rowand isn’t blocking anyone. For me, Huff is now more annoying than Rowand because of Belt.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh?

He blocks Torres, Ross, or Burrell whenever he plays.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are all grownups. He’s not blocking a rookie from learning, was what I meant. But I see your point.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

well spotted.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the Giants, at his worst, he was better than Rowand. That’s not exactly true. With the Giants, at his worst, he was limited to fewer than 200 plate appearances. The rest of the time, he was better than Rowand.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah! Joe Castle , He They Got from the Royals last season far lower on the recent dreck scale to me. Rowand is like real annpoying rash the just never clears up to me.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least with Castillo, they had the good sense to replace him with an A Ball hitter.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair i liked the move, in vacum, but there needs to be quicker recognition when player is just flameing pile of poo a bit sooner.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

His career OPS with the Giants was 18 points higher than Rowand’s!

In his worst season on the team his OPS was 5 points higher than Rowand’s this year and 13 points higher than Rowand’s last year!. Alfonzo was here three years. Rowand is in year four with more to go!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never saw Armando Benitez?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 28, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

When your alternative at closer is Brad Hennessey…

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take the Hennessy.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jul 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate Rowand

And the fact that Rowand plays way too much.

But it can’t be worse than Molina

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina was a fine option at catcher until the year he was traded. And he was discarded only a couple of months after his usefulness ran out.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina had close to 70 fewer plate appearances for the Giants in 2010 than Rowand has already accrued in 2011.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop it

please.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think that it has to do with the fact

that Molina started every single game. Rowand, thankfully, doesn’t.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Jul 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hits triples though!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. The kind that suck.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S A SHITHEAD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like reading the TH as a digraph.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s somehow less offensive.

LIKE AUBREY HUFF.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has a higher wRC+ than Huff

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand was also terrible and pointless for much of last season. Huff is making a great case for the annual award, but Rowand is running away with the lifetime achievement.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can buy that.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be an interesting list, to see the worst player on the team we were forced to watch play for absolutely no reason for each of, say, the last 15 years.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet some of the early 2000 teams worst player would be baller in this line up.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know who I’d pick in 2002. Shinjo? Goodwin? Fultz?

It doesn’t seem fair.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shinjo, only because he was the DH

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Benard?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eliezer Alfonso hit 10 hrs one year for us. He would be a moster on this year’s team!

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 28, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have yet to identify a deficiency over which I can assume that he has any immediate influence.
Contract-value disparity? No. Batting leadoff or starting over Torres? Nope. Effort or talent? Not really.
I can’t find any reason to hate Aaron Rowand, and I’m not looking for one.
But golly, he sure is a drag.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 28, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a reminder
San Francisco Giants 60-44 —
Arizona Diamondbacks 57-47 3 GB
Colorado Rockies 49-56 11.5 GB
Los Angeles Dodgers 47-57 13 GB
San Diego Padres 15.5 GB

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Why can’t the D Backs just completely collapse? Is it too much to ask for one less stress inducing event in my life?

Besides Ian Kennedy (and to some extent Daniel Hudson), people should be teeing off on their staff. I’m afraid that there may not be much more time for me to make a statement like that against the Dbacks though…

by Rdubya on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more fun this way. Drama and all that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, the Giant scan still blow it!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

OT

Project Runway premiere tonight! (well, I’m excited, anyway.)

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Yesterday felt like a dream

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I like this quote
JeffFletcher1 Jeff Fletcher
“It’s our job to find another Wheeler, and develop another Wheeler.” – Sabean #sfgiants

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

So we can trade him for another Beltran!

A delicious cycle.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

they won't be able to

until Beltran’s 9-year extension is over.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how they’re going to do that, I doubt they could get another pitcher like that from the Draft.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not going to have a high draft pick, it will just not be as good as a talent pool.

Or I could be completely wrong about this.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or I could be completely wrong about this.

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

enlighten me

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

LATIN AMERICANS DONT NEED TO BE DRAFTED

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

MATT CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's always international prospects

And even in the draft, every year there a few guys who drop because they want to much money. If you’re willing to spend you can get a top 10, maybe even top 5 prospect with the 28th pick.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see

I know about international prospects, I was just talking about the draft strictly.

How often does a top 5 prospect fall to the 28th pick?

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colby Rasmus says hi from 2005.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN!!!

1st round (pick 25)

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Porcello below is really the poster child, considered a top talent but falling due to money demands.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Matt Cain!!

He’s a first hand example. Not necessarily a top 5-10 talent, but evidence of how some guys can fly a bit below the radar and be really, really good.

Yes I just said “really, really”

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I think Porcello was more widely considered a top 5-10 pick who fell. I think a lot of people just overlooked Cain as a talent.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MONEYBALL

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's my point.

It’s not just that guys fall due to signing bonus demands, there are also gusy that are less recognized for their potential.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, of course

I mean, most people here are really high on Brown and didn’t want him traded either. And he was the 24th pick IIRC.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Porcello

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, still. Top prospects do fall.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

You got 4 million to do it. Don’t spend it on Tejada.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean is now trying to reinvent the Wheel(er). God help us all.

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good attitude.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to know Huff will never be benched
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Sabean confirms Brandon Belt isn’t going to be optioned today. Sees him in Ishikawa’s role from last season.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

And all of Bruce Jenkins’s hopes and dreams come true.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a contributor, someone who can help the team in a million different ways.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is so annoying

I don’t know nuthin from nuthin, but Belt is like our Domonic Brown, right? A serious hitter that’s tailor-made to whomp major league pitching. And our GM compares him to an all-glove AAAA hitter? Even though we have no reason to believe that Belt’s approach is hamstrung at the major league level (and I say pshaw to the strikeouts red herring). Amazing.

NOTE TO SABEAN, OTHER GM’S, AND BUSINESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE: THE FACT THAT YOU ARE PAYING SOMEONE A LOT OF MONEY DOES NOT MAKE THEM ANY BETTER AT WHAT THEY DO!

Also, guaranteed money in baseball contracts has never struck me as a good idea.

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had his 2 1/2 weeks to adjust to major league pitching. You have to be in your 30s to suck for a whole season.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's just say that I believe in SSS importance

In his latest brief stint, Belt seems to have really had a good approach. I just don’t get it, from ANY angle, other than teh stupid

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, that sounded differently than I meant

I don’t believe in SSS. Was hypothetical.

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by hairball on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of you who watched "The Franchise" last night heard Bochy

say he saw Belt as a late-inning replacement and that he’d play day games after night games. “We’ve been grinding Huff pretty hard this year.” Look, it’s not ideal, but at least BB will be up here and playing some.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CSN
JaymeeSireCSN Sabean confirmed what @MUrbancsn reported last night. Belt not being sent down. Followed up to say there was never a discussion to do that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Hi Haterz!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSN

Quality programming

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

BreakingNews: CSN Bay Area reports that CSN Bay Area will never discuss last’s night false report of Burrell being cut and Belt being optioned. It never happened.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know

Ms. Sire seems to be working hard today to make up for the nonsense last night. She’s cool.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

She survives the purge.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The reposting of tweets, fake or real, is kinda gettin’ a little meh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Our apologies for reposting information and news.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That definitely worked yesterday

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was still news, even if it was false.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you say so

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really know what you’d prefer. These are all interesting and discussion-worthy tidbits. Would you just have us not talk about them?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it might be more of the 109 people posting the same “tidbit” 101 of them at the same time and the other 8 2or 3 hours later.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly.

but again, meh.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

everyone could subscribe to, say, Baggs’ twitter or CSN’s twitter, rather than the same tweets getting posted in a row by different people.

either way, it’s not so much a “hey every cut it out” as much as “well this is annoying”

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The reposts are usually within a second of each other.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have access to Twitter at work, so I appreciated the live feed on the site yesterday. I understand why it might be slightly aggravating, but in the scheme of things, I think holding this discussion is more effort than just not reading the block quotes

by Rdubya on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1 – I don’t use twitter at all. Yes, I live in a cave. With internet access, but still a cave.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what if I came here for misinformation and fake news??

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God I’m here.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Praise Jebus!

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 28, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING: “Dick Tidrow” found to be poorly-constructed 1970s computer.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You did an excellent job reporting this

/hands you an award

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

I’d like to thank the Associated Press and malt liquor vendors nationwide.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ shakes up 40oz of Olde English sprays down TL2

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats how you repost info

"I ain't havin it!"

by GloomyGoose on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we didn't do that.

Then everyone would say “link please”, then we’d say “so-and-so’s twitter”

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

How the fuck would any discussions get started then?

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The reposting of tweets , fake or real, is kinda gettin’ a little meh

by shaggingflyballs on Jul 28, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Rec’d

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by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

not only makes me laugh ,makes my kid giggle!

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what i would have missed most

by justhangin on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the meme was, after they drafted Bumgarner and Alderson instead of hitters, that the Giants would trade pitching surplus for hitting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

It just took a while for the plan to kick in.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus they traded for Garko and Guillen. What more do you want??

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Sanchez

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ throw rotton fruit

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

ACTIVATE ORDER 66

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its kind of a good plan. Pitching prospects often over valued and you can get decent returns on them.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do not like what this says about Sabean
just talked to Carlos. He very much wanted to be a Giant

It sounds like we were bidding against ourselves.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't

He is exactly the kind of negotiator whom a player can tell, ‘I will not waive my no-trade for anyone but team X,’ and then get team X to bid and rebid against itself until team X coughs up a top fifty prospect for a two-month rental. And Sabean is exactly the kind of negotiator who never bother to find out that the player will only go to him and that he has all the leverage.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was Alderson there when they signed Beltran with that no arb clause?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Beltran alsn’t wasn’t demanding to be traded. The Mets were looking to gain some value from his departure. I mean, I get that your point is Sabean is a moron who should die, but, let’s not sit here and say that the Giants never used their leverage. They needed a hitter. Alderson was not in a position where he had to trade them a hitter.

by Every6thDay on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson was in a position where he had to trade Beltran

His team is out. Beltran is expensive. His owners have cashflow issues. Everyone in the sport knew this, hence the pursuit by other teams. No, the critique of my point is that Beltran likely did not make some one-team diktat, and that other teams likely also were willing to overpay. But to argue Alderson was going to sit on Beltran without getting salary relief, prospects or both is pretty incoherent.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The point is coherent. You just disagree with it.

by Every6thDay on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, incoherent was a little strong. It is possible to believe Alderson would have sat on Beltran.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the Giants need Beltran more than they need Wheeler. And, yes, I’m aware of this only being a rental and the value of having a pitcher under control for x number of years… but they’re in WIN NOW mode and they have do everything they can to contend in the short-term and trust in and rely on their scouts and organization’s development system in the long-term.

by Every6thDay on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I’m okay with the trade. I think it’s an overpay in terms of talent, but Beltran definitely helps now, and I think the Giants will be able to absorb losing Wheeler. I do miss him though. Lets get Minaya back in and trade Burriss for Wheeler next year.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

Yes in the idoit Tribe of Gm’s Alderson does n’t belong, imo.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I trust Tidrow here
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Most important note from Sabean call: Dick Tidrow assured him they have enough pitching talent in minors to withstand loss of Wheeler.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

They're in the Surkamp

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tidrow stamp of approval

I can sleep at night again.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dick stamp

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Jul 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I laughed more than is age appropriate

by Rdubya on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t triple stamp a double stamp

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tramp Stamp

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if this is a complement of the system or a polite way of saying we don’t believe in Wheeler.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds a lot like a compliment of the system to me.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

if they really do keep Timmy and Cain and Bumgarner, that’s a lot of years to fill in the #4 spot in the rotation. Hopefully they can manage that.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m thinking. I’m investing in a 401k to help fund the effort.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like words.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr Tidrow sooths me!

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it

That’s really the only guy’s opinion who matters.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me feel much better.

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
Most important note from Sabean call: Dick Tidrow assured him they have enough pitching talent in minors to withstand loss of Wheeler.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

This is always the thing about trading top prospects...

If you never do, then you’re implying that your organization is incapable of restocking the system with equal or greater talent. That seems like a bigger slap in the face than trading minor league talent to help the parent club. The equivalent to never spending your money but just stashing it under a mattress.

by Every6thDay on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least

they actually HAVE prospects other teams want now. I imagine Lance Niekro wasn’t drawing a ton of calls from other teams.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

# The Beltran trade is the Mets’ “most meaningful July 2011 victory,” writes Joel Sherman of the New York Post. Sherman says it helped that the Giants “do almost no statistical analysis” and are not active in talking to many other teams. They simply go after the players their scouts like “with disregard to how it will be viewed by the rest of the sport.”

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jul 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT reply actions  

REC

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Now I get it…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants burn math books and computers for energy at AT&T Park. #prematureCSNtweets

by Every6thDay on Jul 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Math Night at Comiskey

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by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Math Rock Night at Comiskey. Free Tortoise concert after the game!

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by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Susan,! Quick hide the IT guy!

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really dumb analysis. I mean they just go after players? Is that why the ended up with the best available player?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t know stats. They thought Beltran was hitting 1.000 this year.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is bashing Sabean for trusting his own scouts?

Uh, okay.

How does my World Series trophy and homegrown pitching staff taste?

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL NY POST

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

It was an overpay. But not that egregious of one. They bought $6-8M of production for $14M worth of prospect and got $2M in change.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probability of getting 6-8M from Beltran > probability of getting 1M out of Wheeler.

NPV is not realized value, obviously and that is why it is discounted, but I can understand the willingness to trade your powerball ticket before the drawing for a $200 night out with your lady.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

some sort of inverted hubris?

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by fjm on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Umm...Hello?

I guess Joel Sherman has never heard of Yeshayah Goldfarb.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listen, we've talked to the G's stats department.

They really don’t know a lot about what they’re supposed to be doing and no one pays them much attention, either. They don’t realize what can be accomplished using analysis and they use their “gut feelings” to go along with their computations. It’s not real stats analysis.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler’s going to have a great time in NYC!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The weirdest part of this

“with disregard to how it will be viewed by the rest of the sport.” Why would the Giants care about that?

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

They want to be liked!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff has the 10th highest wRC+ of any active position player for the Giants. Such sluggers as Mike Fontenot, Eli Whitesaid, and yes Aaron Rowand have hit better.

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Exactly

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every time Huff starts, there are at least 2 players on the bench more capable of hitting than he is.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

PtB stares into stands and mutters, "I'd hit that."

What do you mean by not what you ment?

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is Eli Whitesaid?

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whitesaid Fred

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by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too sexy for regular colored hair.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

So

did Burriss get sent down?

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't think they've announced yet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s expected?

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think anyone is sure right now

But he or Crawford seems like the most logical choice to go down

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or someone to DL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross lingering calf injury?
Aubrey Huff back spasms?
Aaron Rowand brain strain?
Bochy breaks Casilla’s pinky?

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla’s pinky goes down when Sanchez comes back. And of the rest, I vote Huff.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dog hasn't come upstairs yet

I feel like he can sense when it’s foggy and gross outside

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

I miss the Fog

I live in Santa Monica and it burns off too quickly. I miss my SF fog.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why you’d let Burrell go with all the dead spots on the 40 man (e.g. Hall, Hinshaw, DeRosa)

I guess the only thing I can figure is that they want to give him a chance to find a team to play for.

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

You realize that Burrell was not released, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what Grant was conjecturing above? Removing him from the 40 man? Did they announce the move yet?

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you actually read the post? It’s about the freakout when it was announced last night. It turned out not to be true.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

comprehension fail

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then it was just stupid to freak out. Giants aren’t goofy enough to let Burrell go unless he wants to go.

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

New in town?
This is the organization that accidentally DFA’d Romo a few years back.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's all part of Sabes' master plan

Contrary to Joel Sherman’s account, the Giants do care how the rest of the sport views them. They want to be known as bumpkins, while TGWTWS. Again.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jul 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the look on his face at the end

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

MOMENTARY BREAK IN FOURTH WALL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It shattered the fifth wall, though.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

this commercial took 12 hours to film because Pat couldn't stop looking into the camera.

this was the best take. LOL!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I just noticed you censored his crotch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Natto is the gift that keeps on giving

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its not the 40 you have worry about anyways.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to read, but the page keeps bouncing around when new comments show up. That is annoying.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I hate that, too.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually SB

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate when that happens

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It annoys me too

but shift+a takes care of the problem, it just unfortunately makes me not know which posts I’ve already read

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s annoying, but it’s worse when you are trying to reply to a post and the box you are typing into scrolls off into the sunset!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

GITRDUN SBN BRASS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift+Tab and then Tab usually takes you back to where you ought to be.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

In really long threads, I then have to search for the words I was typing to find the comment box again.

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes…if you’re lucky and you didn’t lose focus on the reply box you can type and the box will come back to you. Other times, not so much.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It happened to me trying to read your comment.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the one thing I don’t know why they haven’t addressed functionally. I understand why the page jumps a tiny bit when comments appear above where you are, but when they appear below where you are and the page just jumps to some random comment….. AUUUUGH.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait until everyone stops posting.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jul 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dilligence on everyone's part!

gitrdun sabez

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw lives

Sept. Call up?

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

@Wheelerpro45
Well I’m a MET. Im ready to get started on a new path. I was good San Fran.

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

yes you were, zack

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how he says MET/METS in all caps

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

don’t approve of “San Fran” though

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

better than ’Frisco

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Jul 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

equally barfy

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree.

Frisco is a cow town in Texas. San Fran is just lazy.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to loudly refer to it as “the Southland” while I’m there.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that Greater Los Angeles?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Also a very good TV show.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And an ancient mall in Hayward!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to have to drive by that thing all the time. I kept hearing about random shootings in the parking lot.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

In all fairness

“random shootings” is pretty much all America these days. :(

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that show.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have a great time in Ne Yo.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 28, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we chill?

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

/UNFOLLOW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I WAS GOOD!"

/tears rolling down cheeks
“I WAS REALLY GOOD! YOU’LL SEE! YOU WILL ALL SEE!!”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. Just noticed my typo! He actually wrote “It’s” instead “I”. My bad

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

so he wrote "It's was good?"

well frankly I don’t see how that’s any better.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

not grammatically. “I was good” would be pretty funny though

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s-It were good, San Fran.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm

so good!

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

bye ZacKKKKKK

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he does well, except against the Giants.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

He is the best guy. I’m going to miss him.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey did you know Eric Byrnes played 11 seasons in the big leagues

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

You don’t say? I wonder why he never brings that up?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's a closely guarded secret

Eric is a humble guy

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he laced it up.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish that were true, and that you were discussing a whole-face mask.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the A’s right?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

/runs to the left
/runs to the right
/runs back to the left
/dives

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CSN

@stewardsfolly
Carl Steward
Tough credibility hit at CSN yesterday with Belt/Burrell report plus Peguero/Culberson-for-Beltran exclusive.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2011 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m not worried, I saw a tweet from CSN yesterday saying that their credibility is impeccable.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tough credibility hit with Steward the other day, suggesting that SF fans retire the “Beat LA!” chant and suggesting that the lunatic fringe rally around Miguel Tejada.

by Your mother on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wouldn’t be a mark against his credibility, unless it turns out that he didn’t actually support the opinion that he espoused. Which I suppose is possible. I do that sometimes, too. Go Knicks!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 28, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to switch my online stream from Byrnes

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m done kicking the tires, Jim. RACK ’EM.”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't decide to come to SF

The Mets decided to trade him. He OK’d the trade but it was clear he was going to do that.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just tweeted him. Answer forthcoming.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure

But reading the Chronicle this morning made it sound like he wanted to be in SF all along.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steak, lobster, expensive booze on the charter…
“Oh yeah,” says the Giants players “it’s like this here allllllllllllll the time….”

.
you know what else is annoying? When you go to hit “post” and before you can get to the freaking little button your text window is GONE.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happens to me all the freaking time

I feel your pain.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can answer that for you

ZERI

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

@colemk
cole m kuiper
Does anyone else think that Eric Byrnes sounds like a ninja turtle?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Michelangelo

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip’s son?

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Bill S Preston esq.

Looks like him too.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spicoli

Whoa gnarley

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post Season stats

Burrell
.186 .307 .381 .688

Scott
.235 .284 .412 .696

Cody
.235 .381 .471 .852

Torres
.276 .323 .397 .719

Beltran (OMG!)
.366 .485 .817 1.302

Scott wins the post season stat battle with Pat, not by much but he is a little better. They both have a similar amount of post season experience.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jul 28, 2011 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Beltran has some numbers in the playoffs...

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 28, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

science

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m convinced.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat's #s are better than Rowands.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know i know

Not a Scott fan either but I thought I’d throw out some numbers. Honestly I’d rather see Rowand leave just because he’s so terrible right now. I don’t want to see him or Burrell starting on this team when the playoffs begin but we all know what Bork is going to do.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you’ve paid attention to anything that anyone else has said about Burrell. Ugh…

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 28, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

luke scott

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already updated his twitter profile =(
Im Zack Wheeler I play in the New York Mets organization. Im Blessed to be playing professional baseball. It has always been my dream. I’m a chilled guy

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

He’s helpful enough to tell us how he should be served.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone take him out of the fridge!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports I'm still in Tahoe

It sucks to be at work instead of on the beach, but at least I can follow the Giants easier now.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jul 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

rec’d

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Second best game I went to last year.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of my favorite games from last year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

was that the game where Huff and Burrell were punching each other in the dugout?

by Countificus on Jul 28, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kroon check

4.79 ERA, 10.1 K/9, 6.1 BB/9, 1.63 WHIP.
Le sigh.

by Your mother on Jul 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

wwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalk

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I'm not really clamoring for a pre-September call-up anymore

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a lot of walks.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was injured too. Maybe he’s all better now?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Kroon was any good he'd be in AA

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Van Landingham, Hammaker Jr., Tomko

by Your mother on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Kinney is always a good guess.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your Innings Pitched Leaders for the Fresno Grizzlies:

Shane Loux ?

Matt Yourkin – I guess I remember him

Andrew Kown – What’s a Kown?

Doug Mathis – ?

Josh Banks – ????

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The definition of non-prospects.

by Deleuzian on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know who Doug Mathis is. But, yeah, it’s kind of a nightmare down there. They’ve given Felix Romero some starts. Eh.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been in the process of making a defensive lineups chart for the Grizzlies like the kind they have on Baseball-Reference.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loux, Yourkin, Kown, Banks, Mathis is their rotation.
In terms of people who might make the majors: Runzler, Edlefsen and, um Alex Hinshaw?

by Deleuzian on Jul 28, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as good as Wheeler.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the thing about Huff being given all this rope while Belt sits

There are plenty of guys who get off to rough starts in April and May and then turn things around in June, and they rake for the rest of the season. As any Pokemonz particpant knows, freaking out about poor performance by one of your players in May can come back to haunt you if you waive them prematurely.

But I honestly can’t think of any player who sucks it up for FOUR MONTHS and then turns it around the last two months of the season. I mean, I’m sure it’s happened a few times in history, but it’s gotta be really rare. Someone please go ahead and give me some good examples of players turning it around in August and September and I’ll be happy to say I’m wrong. But I don’t think I am.

It’s July 28, people. 2011 Aubrey Huff is what he is.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

But he won a World Series that one time in that place with those guys, and that obviously needs to count for something.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 28, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

well actually

he stunk it up for 6 months in 2009 then was the Huffinator for 2010.

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right

But those are different seasons. My point was that rarely if ever do ballplayers turn around a bad season in August or September.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doyle Alexander. Though maybe he didn’t suck before he won 9 games in September for the Tigers in 1987

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 28, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of speculation upthread

but no solid news

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

moar rowand?

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would say there's a 0% chance of Rowand starting tonight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

as much as we like to joke

he hasn’t been started against RHP really since that horrible stretch where Torres was quasi-benched. And with Beltran now…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He hit a triple yesterday

Bochy is the manager. Your argument is invalid.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, 6%.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

more like 106%

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Hall Era comes to a close
stewardsfolly Carl Steward

Bill Hall got more stitches (7) than hits (6) in his brief Giants career.

Owlcroft shall mourn it.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

So he gets his leg destroyed and then gets unceremoniously dumped. That’s too bad.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like a bad prom night

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by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a shame.

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by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey

they literally had no one to run out, and they found him at midnight on a Friday and he hit about the same as all the rest of these mooks. Thanks Bill Hall, sorry you make $6M less than Tejada.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

From Bags;
-Bill Hall was activated from the 15-day DL and designated for assignment to clear a 40-man roster space for Beltran. The Giants still must option a player to create a 25-man roster space today, but it won’t be Brandon Belt who goes down. Sabean deferred to Manager Bruce Bochy, but said Belt is likely to play a role similar to what Travis Ishikawa did for last year’s club.

by joethejet on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

My freakout stems from this:

Burrell is still one of the 5 best hitters on this team. And he doesn’t get to play (DL stint aside). He has put up numbers comparable or better to the rest of the team in 80-200 fewer PAs. I said this yesterday on Twitter:

scout_6
Pay Burrell is tied for 2nd on the team in HR and 3rd in OPS in 80 to 200 less PAs than the rest of the teams regulars. #oddmanout

(READ MY TWITTER, NERDZ)

If they released him when there are still people like Bill Hall and Aaron Rowand around, and for the salary they are paying him, It would be a colossally stupid move.

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by scout6 on Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

What do you think is going on the past 2 years with his reverse splits?

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell is a big believer in the importance of flexibility.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 28, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can imagine.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

he only does girls who can do the reverse splits

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by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Would that just be standing up?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jul 28, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a clue, really.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

a very good point, i think i like that bill hall was cut but rowand is a better “next to go” than burrell….

by Norman W. Albert on Jul 28, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I know this is very Lunitic Fringie of my but i would rather they kept Hall over Rowand. It is possible Hall could play servicible SS for few hundred innings over the next 18 months at a cheep rate.( Giving developement time current cast of maybes at SS on the farm). Rowand is pretty much as usefull as stripped nut to the team over the same time frame.

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by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have too

But I’m resigned to the fact that they’re just never going to get rid of Rowand ever.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

They tend to do extensions around spring training. It’s what they did for Freddy and Affeldt.

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, despite 24 hours of freaking out

And wringing my sweaty little hands over Burrell, Belt, Rowand, et al., I am very much looking forward to seeing Beltran in a Giants uni tonight.

by Your mother on Jul 28, 2011 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Doubt it. Why would he want to go?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i doubt any other team would want to sign him

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’d be a fool not to test his luck.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 28, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the quote from Sabean that I liked
I don’t want to sound hokey, but our fans deserve this as much as the team. Their support has been off the charts. We are trying to defend. We owe it to the players, too. They’ve done an amazing job under a lot of pressure and adversity. We’re in first place. Hopefully this shows we mean business.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

And everyone deserves for Belt to start.

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

To play devil's advocate

As much as I want Belt to start, I think if I was Bochean I might also still be playing Huff.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you would still be wrong

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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

just wow

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's nice

But here’s the thing: Huff is a hero, and a team leader, no matter what we as fans may think about those things and how foolish they sound, there’s a reason that the players mention these type of things ever day. The SF Giants have won one World Series. Aubrey Huff was the most important player in that one season. Everyone on the team likes Aubrey Huff. Brandon Belt is a rookie. It’s not going to be easy to go up to one of your most important players of a year ago and say, “hey, thanks for everything, but sit your ass on the bench.”

Do I think Belt is better than Huff right now? Yes. Is there actually a possibility that Huff is better than Belt? Definitely. But if I’m the manager, and I have to deal with these guys for a majority of every year, this is not a simple, objective decision.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Dammit....

This make sense.

You’re making my blind disgust for Huff’s playing time a little hard now. Thanks a lot.

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

like most things

is it really either/or? Must they pencil one player’s name in the 4 spot every game without fail? Must the guy with options left be sent down to the minors three times in a year, and sit on the bench 6 days per week when he’s not in the minors?

There are 8 positions and 6 games or more per week. Plenty of time. Get people on the field. Except for Rowand.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pre-Beltran it's obviously a lot easier

With two guys on the outside it’s tough to do.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s as clear cut as people are making it. Huff has a long track record of success (albeit not great success). I think it’s reasonable to stick with Huff or to play Belt. If only one could catch.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler may be an overpay at the deadline

but at least they didn’t wait around for someone to get waived or something. Or sign Molina to catch and bat cleanup.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Hall sez
We owe it to the players, too.

That reminds me of Judge Smales in Caddyshack saying “I’ve sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to; felt I owed it to them”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assumimg this is true:
Some Giants people believe the Reds will deal Ramon Hernandez for a pitcher, according to Schulman (on Twitter).

MLBTR

Who would you give up for him?

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by deuce deuce on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

a reliever

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

casillas the younger?

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had season-ending surgery. :(

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Casilla. I thought that’s what was meant by “casillas the younger.”

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler!

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if someone would take him. I’m not sure, but I’d be totally willing to part with him, despite his dreaminess.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler's xFIP!

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says scouts are into him.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it was his FIP I meant to reference.

2.68

But SSS of course.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs wrote a bit about him, and it was an interesting perspective. I don’t even think it mentioned FIP. Runzler is not a starter though. I think he needs to limit his innings.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Per appearance, I mean.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if he becomes a closer some day.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You think?

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying it will happen

But it wouldn’t surprise me. He may have the best stuff of all the relievers on the team. He just needs to learn how to field his position.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree about the stuff. He’s been issuing a lot of walks, though (6.4 BB/9 in Fresno this year, and 5.1 over his career). Not sure if he’s gotten better at not airmailing throws, and holding runners. He seems to have a decent pick off move if he can throw correctly.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Given Runzler’s walks, I’d be okay with moving him for Hernandez.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's alright.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jul 28, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd do that.

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would like to see him in the big league's

No matter how that happens.

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by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

surely

in September.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

RamRam

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't trade RamRam actually

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

at all? or for ramon hernandez?

by projectmayhem713 on Jul 28, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno

I just like having such a solid bullpen

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not, and they don’t really use RamRam a ton anyway.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need every one of those relievers in the postseason

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by Amigo on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

RamRam is really good.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

But he pitches, like, one inning. Every third day.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not his fault.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

But it affects his value to the team. What’s RamRam going to pitch over the course of the rest of the season? 15 innings? 20 innings? That’s not a lot of value. An above average everyday catcher would be a lot more valuable.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see your point

but I like the bullpen the way it is. They are all good, and there are enough of them that no one gets too tired.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez is at the top of my trade list

Above Casilla, whom I like less, because Ramirez seems to have the most perceived value versus his actual skill. While I will not go the full Evan and argue that his low career babip against is entirely luck, I would submit that he is a fungible middle reliever, not Sergio Romo.

I would trade him for something halfway useful in a C or SS without a moment’s hesitation.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not the full Evan. The full Evan is something that can’t be discussed in this family forum.

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotta sell high sometimes

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s what it took, I’d do it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck no

You would then have Zito in the bullpen. Or Kroon. Please, do not break up the best bullpen in the majors. Just don’t.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez is the 5th best reliever on the team

When the Giants get to the playoffs, he won’t matter. He didn’t matter last year. Wilson, Romo, Lopez and Affeldt is all this team needs with these starters.

Eli Whiteside/Carl Stewart are so fucking terrible.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Steward!

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

What’s his name again?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chris?

I just pictured Carl Steward suiting up in catcher’s gear. Classic.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler.

Maybe Cincy hasn’t been paying attention recently.

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

give 'em Zach Wheeler

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kwame

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mota's our best long reliever

Which will probably be needed in at least one postseason game.

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by Amigo on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who are we going to toss into the Baker armgrinder?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 28, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito + 30 million.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillermo Mota and a ham sandwich

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by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff got a few days off for his back a week ago

He’s ready to tear it up now

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Rowwand-2 hit a triple yesterday

Good for another 3 starts at least.

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by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Bochy was paying attention to the 1 out, bases loaded GiDP

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he missed the 4 katrillion GIDP before that one, what makes you think he actually saw the one yesterday?

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by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff doubled yesterday.

Duh.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

+109

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by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

One more needed

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by nvsfg on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be fine with this. He needs more ABs if he’s ever going to develop as a hitter.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

it’s the best move, but i really enjoy watching the guy play. go bruins

by DimaK on Jul 28, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is really fun to watch on defense.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he’s recalled August 31st, replacing Burriss, I’m fine with it.

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

I think they’ll finally cut ties with Rowand.

/wishful thinking…

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by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wouldn’t be bad thing. The kid, possibly, learn to hit enough with regular play time. He can get that in Fresno. He can’t in SF. Bring him back up Aug 30 so he can on the post season rooster.

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by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

part of me

feels bad for crawford and having been rushed into a situation where he almost has no chance at succeeding as a hitter. i would like to see him spend more time being succeessful with the bat and then re-emerge in sept for the 40-man roster

by UnionJackIPA on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, you guys

Belt is “The Most Awkward Man in the World.”

Seriously, though, I think that the only way Bochy plays is if Sabean trades Huff, a la Buster/Bengie. Even in The Franchise last night, Bochy was saying Belt could relieve Huff in late innings and start day games. Getting rid of Huff will never happen, though. So, Ishikawa-type role it is. BLEH.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Well there's that

Or Huff could brake his leg, I’d bet he’d play Belt then, but you never know.

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by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Giants call up Brad Eldred

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

STEWART CUT FOR BOCHY!!!!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The good thing is

I can get a Baby Giraffe hat!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I need one of those.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to see someone

where a full giraffe outfit in the stands, and sit next to the guy who wears that full panda costume. would be great for TV

by UnionJackIPA on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

we would need a water buffalo getup as well

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

and a mole

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

and a gazelle.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Matt Cain

wait…what are we talking about?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

John C. Reilly

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha! They both have the protruding forehead thing going on.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a macro last night …

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by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

please Lord don’t let my wife see such hats exist, Please.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

From MLBTR

The Beltran trade is the Mets’ “most meaningful July 2011 victory,” writes Joel Sherman of the New York Post. Sherman says it helped that the Giants “do almost no statistical analysis” and are not active in talking to many other teams. They simply go after the players their scouts like “with disregard to how it will be viewed by the rest of the sport.”

by DimaK on Jul 28, 2011 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I believe it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck does that last quote even mean?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would they care how it was viewed by the rest of the sport?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, he got it off of Susan’s cellphone!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

The Beltran/Wheeler trade had nothing to do with statistical analysis. It was all about present-value vs. future-value. Not to mention that almost all of Wheeler’s perceived value comes from his scouting report, not his statistical results.
 
One other thing, the lack of statistical analysis has not been an issue for the vast majority of trades that Sabes has made from the helm of the Giants – go back and check the record. Sabes’s main issue with the lack of valuing advanced staticstical metrics is when he signs free agents – or gives out salary extensions.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I recommend this post.

Though, I don’t agree that the lack of statistical analysis has not been an issue for the ‘vast majority’ of trades.

by Every6thDay on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Name them

The only really egregious one that I can think of is the Nathan + Liriano + spares for The Asshole.
 
Barnes for Garko was also a borderline failed statistical metric trade.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ mutters no randy win, no Randy winn, no Randy Winn…

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoops, didnt see this already got posted

by DimaK on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?!?!?

Are you trying to tell me that Brian “The Brain” Sabean does almost no statistical analysis? Then what do you call RBI’s, Wins and Runs if not statz, nerd!

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUSAN!!

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not surprised

But what the fuck does that last sentence mean/how is it significant?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would he be pissy about this? It’s definitely a good trade for the Mets. I also think it’s a good move for the Giants. No one has to lose in a trade.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's right

Beltran’s stats suck.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Natural talent.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as Buster has the best feces

by Countificus on Jul 28, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's going to happen?

Burriss sent down 1st.
Crawford sent down later.
Rowand has “Performance Anxiety” and is put on the DL.
Burriss brought back.
Fotenot to SS.
Kep stays at 2b.

Just an uneducated guess, although probably more plausible than anything spewing out of CSN.

by Drug Runner SF on Jul 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

It would please me deeply if the Giants found some way to move Rowand to the DL*

*This is different than wishing and injury on him.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It took a 95 mph fastball to the face to get him out for 15 days. The dude is indestructable.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just a question

Is okay to hope he sprains an ankle? Or gets nasty blisters on his palms and can’t hold a bat?

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying

I would love it if they “discoverd” he has “back tightness” if you know what I mean?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

What makes you think this? He’s always loves scooping shit. :)

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I now see him with one of those glove baggies.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

precisely

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um

I thought he mentioned it last night from Phily when talking to Damon Andrews.

by Drug Runner SF on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh did he?

I wasn’t watching TV or listening to KNBR. I’m just going on the published reports / tweeters

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he was talking about it on the tv last night

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny. He appears to have gotten the KNBR pre- and post-game job back, but that is some epic fail.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

notwithstanding the foulup

I like him on the pre-/post-game.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will always appreciate

when he took a picture of me with Wilson at Zito’s 2009 K4Troops party.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have one from Logan’s Freedom Ride. The funny thing about Urban is that he is a really cool dude when you’re just chatting with him — charming, funny, nice.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do remember Papa asking him about the Burrell thing and he ignored the question, as if he didn’t have an answer. And his reasoning for Belt being sent down was “Belt believes he’s being sent down.”

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember them (it might have been him) saying he asked Belt about being sent down and Belt didn’t know anything about it yet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Urban Loves Spreading False Analysis About Burrell

First, “Pat won’t be coming to the Giants last year”.

Now, “Pat will be exiting stage left”.

by Drug Runner SF on Jul 28, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

All the gamer girls from Half Moon Bay always ended up with him. (They went after Zito, but they ended up with him.)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um

Mychael Urban: MLB Insider

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

Because he doesn’t want to get cut.

by Drug Runner SF on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Him and his masters will just enjoy the attention.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

No pressure, Gary Brown, but they gave up Wheeler instead of you.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

starting CF in 2013

hitting .280/.340/.400 with GG D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

and 40 SB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be okay with this. Couldn’t happen to a better guy. Plus, it would mean KDL WUZ RITE.

(I’m not sure if I actually really mean that or not.)

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler could be Josh Johnson

or he could be Homer Bailey. Only time will tell. Chances are greater that he is closer to Homer Bailey.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Higher BA.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

.290/.350/.410

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

WITH 50 SBS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HOW MANY RIBEYEZ?!?

by sfoakbay on Jul 28, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with that line.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 assists last night

And, he can FUCKING FLY. I love to watch him play.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The new Torres.

Now younger, with more upside.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brown took a walk last night!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all. I totally laughed.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good.

Really though, I look at Brown’s stats and I worry.

He’s only walking 7% of the time in A ball. Striking out roughly twice as often. The batting average is good, but sustained by a .350+ BABIP, which will come down as he faces better defenders.

Basically, his value is tied to being able to hit .290+ in the majors. And he’s only hitting .317 in A ball. I’m a little concerned.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The walk rate is not high, but the K rate is low in absolute terms, which is a positive. Babip normalization for an elite speed guy is not necessarily something I would predict. He no longer looks like a star, but his season has been good and I am much reassured.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

His value is tied to his defense. If he’s a good defensive CF, he will be valuable even if he’s only a 95 OPS+ player.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

With his walk and power rates

I don’t think he gets to that 95 OPS+ unless he’s hitting at least .290 or above.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It obviously could change, but Andres Torres’s .324/.367 is good for a 95 OPS+ this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems a bit early to wring your hands over that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he will be the white Michael Bourn

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 28, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

GARY BROWN IS WHITE?!?!?!?!?!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 28, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or look at Peter Bourjos. Hitting .266, 5.5% walk rate, .129 ISO, wRC+ 98.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, Bourjos seems a decent comp

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is about what I have started hoping for Brown to turn into. GP’s got a point, the numbers are not stellar, but they congrue with a Bourjos-like future.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT JACOBY ELLSBURY

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

His speed is incredible. Hard to measure his D right now, but I have seen him make plenty of great catches. His arm is accurate, if not incredibly strong (h/t Joe Ritzo).

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the random power.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He better be Lou Brock when he is called up.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game 7, 2014 NLCS

Bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, Giants down by 3 to the Mets. Wheeler has thrown a gem so far; he just needs one more out.
Young Gary Brown strides to the plate. He pauses for moment before stepping into the box, surveying the situation.
Just as Wheeler begins his windup, Brown yells, “They kept me instead of you in 2011!!”.
Wheeler’s pitch doesn’t break like it’s supposed to and Brown smashes it, really cracks it, to the deepest recesses of that 3-fingered glove in LF.
Sabean, eating a bowl of oatmeal in his “retirement home” giggles messily.

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What really happens

/Rowand swings at Wheeler’s slider in the dirt, ends season

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow almost 1000 comments already. Losers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

This

You should all leave your mother’s basement and get lives, nerbs!

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Zack Wheeler mourning period is keeping me from being productive.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL productive. I’ve stopped trying. I’m going to draw the Band of Brothers guys as Avengers.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been extra productive today. So I guess I’m carrying both of us today.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! Actually, it’s just slow at work.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot going on in our office today. I barely had time to watch Rifftrax shorts during lunch.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Juan somebody is pushing his book

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Williams. He has a new book out about his tiff with NPR and some other stuff. He had a really interesting interview on The Daily Show earlier this week.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the name, as you know I don’t follow public broadcasting. ;)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need a new thread already.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it green yet?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

your fucking welcome.

lol.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

*you're

wow, can’t type today.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah .....

hangover from last night’s madness.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean on the effects of Beltran on Belt's playing time

Bruce (Bochy) has been a genius at juggling things. People are going to need breaks. The good thing about Brandon is he can pick up a start for (Aubrey) Huff and caddy for him defensively, much like Ishikawa. We have seen when we get as many left-handed bats as we can, we have a better chance against right-handed pitching.

Presented without comment, but with rage. Apologies if this has already been posted.

by Your mother on Jul 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought they said when Belt gets called up he’ll be playing for good. Such BS.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then I think they said that the injuries required a different course of action.

by fishmicmuffin on Jul 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does that have anything to do with Beltran?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume he was addressing the fact that an outfield slot for Belt is less likely with Beltran’s arrival. And, of course, in answering the question, he makes it clear that Huff ain’t sitting.

by Your mother on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt would probably get in more swings as Woods’s caddy. Sigh.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

So the most we can expect from Belt while Huff is here

Is Ishi 2.0?

GG Sabez

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

YAY

OUR LONG REGIONAL DROUGHT OF 1B DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENTS IS OVER

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the fog looks absolutely nasty outside right now

And my dog still hasn’t come upstairs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve become very nice to Karl after he got us through that dome thingy.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m missing what you are referencing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

@KarlTheFog

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg i love it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hazy and warm in Knox Vegas today. I think we had some fog last November.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he got lost in the fog? hahaha, happens to my dog all the time. no lie.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The lazy POS is curled up in a ball on my bed, I have no doubt of that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

awww, i don't blame him.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have scored the 8th most runs on the road. The Giants have scored the least amount of runs at home.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Yet, look at their home record

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Source: Nats are dumb
mlbtraderumors MLB Trade Rumors

RT @washingnats: Source: #Nats not willing to trade Storen for Span http://tinyurl.com/4xf23ol

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Span's not that great. I know Storen's just a reliever.

They probably think they can get more for him. I suspect they might be right.

by Every6thDay on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Span is pretty darn good

over 2 WAR in every MLB season so far

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

D'Bags v. Padres @ 12:35

Hudson v. LOLatos

Pretty good matchup

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I hope that the Dbacks hit a few homers against Latos and run up his ERA and he gets pulled in the 4th inning. Then the Padres make a comeback so that the Dbacks end up losing and fall further behind us in the standings.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The McCoven grits it’s teeth and roots for The Whiner. C’mon Pads!

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 28, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO PADRES!!!

/ vomits on keyboard.

I just can’t get used to saying that.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rooting for Mat Latos

#GiantsFansComplaints

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 28, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

New BB-Ref feature

If you search on Baseball-Reference for “The The”, you now get Albert Pujols.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Have we release Posey and demoted Panda yet?

Seriously, what has happened thus far with Burrell/Rowand/Belt?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Hall DFA'd

Belt will not be sent down
No word on what the other roster move will be, but speculation centers on Burriss or Crawford, with the possibility of a surprise DL move.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Owlcroff must be sulking somewhere

Burriss should go on the “DL”…probably Zito.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, Belt's new role is to beat the Braves in the NLDS?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 28, 2011 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

He actually takes walks, doesn’t he?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Rowand pinch-hits against Kimbrel

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(
Wheelerpro45 Zack wheeler
Thanks to all the San Fran fans who have been nothing but good to me
59 minutes ago

by Falconer88 on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

:)

I went to the game last night, and got to have him say it to me in person. He said he is going to miss us, and said “I appreciate all the support” about 1,000 times. I got good closure. And a hug! Love that kid.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

/abject sobbing

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might have cried a little. ;-)

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad

I’m not the only person sappy over the A ball kids.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to get over it, because they move around like crazy. The current San Jose group is so great, though.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked

Buster’s team a lot, Neal, Kieschnick, etc.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good call

I wasn’t around as much that season, though.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

/snooty comment deriding use of “San Fran”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i see right through your facade

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Standup guy

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was good

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting read...

Re Wheeler.

Link via sports-reference.com

Wheeler comes from the Giants, and is very highly rated as a prospect…at least by the scouts. I’m here to judge him solely by the numbers.

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

actually via sports-reference.com/stathead/ (their “Sabermetrics blog”)

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is more or less how I feel about Wheeler. Talent is clearly there, but the results show that he has a long way to go before he reaches that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems low. He’ll make the majors in some capacity if he doesn’t get hurt … so maybe 80%?

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's really high

“In some capacity,” I suppose, but I’d say just based on track records of similar prospects he probably has a 30% or so chance of becoming a regular starter in the majors.

by taliesin on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

His strikeout rate is good, but hardly great; while he has struck out an impressive-looking 10 batters per 9 innings in San Jose, the league as a whole whiffs 8.33 times.

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting... didn't know that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else wish

Burrell was their dad? I love my, dad, but Burrell would have given me hitting genes.

I was barely over the mendoza line in little league.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

You probably would be much better with the ladies too

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might not know my dad though.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty happy with my dad. Pat would never be around to play catch with you.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

downside

Pat Burrell kid probably grows up a Phillies fan. And in Philadelphia.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He might be your dad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

comment twin

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

How old are you? maybe he is your dad.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was just fooling around everyone. Love my dad.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

and

unless Burrell was in San Francisco at age 11 and fathering children, I am not Pat Burrell’s son.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Pat_breakdance.gif

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t put it past him.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh

My two best friends in the whole entire world go there.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what it’s like to have friends who didn’t go to the same school as I did.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat, you ARE the father!!!!

“ooooh shit! what now? what now? i told you!”

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell is Graham’s dad.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the dad of all five of those Eagle Scouts.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat: “Drop ’em and bend over Urban.”

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the meantime....

PtB rips those earrings out of Urban’s earlobes.

by Drug Runner SF on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does the Beltran trade make anyone else really really miss Posey. Can you imagine the lineup now with Buster, Panda, and Beltran surrounded by useful parts like Nate, Torres and Keppinger. League average maybe! Unf

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 28, 2011 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Sign him for next year and there ya go

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

that would be better than league average, imo.

unless huff was batting cleanup. lol.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everything makes me really really miss Posey.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

/comforting side-hug

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look outside and everything is cold and gray…

… oh wait that’s right I live in western San Francisco.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what a fertile environment for depressing poetry and singer-songwriters! It’s all about the silver linings.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to think the best artists come from where art ain’t easy.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Omaha?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just ask Conor Oberst!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Intriguing. And that one guy from Montana. Colin Meloy.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Robert Zimmerman from Minnesota?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know the Mystery Science Theater folks are. Good enough for me.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prince and Kirby Puckett!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

311!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re from Omaha…

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t see that until … 2 PM, probably. Maybe sooner.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d kill myself.

I mean that in the best possible way.

No, I don’t.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that in Blanche Devereaux’s voice.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to be really disappointed when you meet me.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

/blanche_spritz.gif

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

We really need to come up with Golden Girls gifs.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking that too. That would be a damn good team.

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I didnt even include Belt, well because I’m practical

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 28, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unf unf unf

Torres
Keppy
Posey
Beltran
Panda
Belt
Ross/Nate
Fonty/Crawdaddy

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

well sure

but if Buster were here, they probably wouldn’t make that kind of a deal and the question wouldn’t be before the house.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOBBITS

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of "The Hobbit" ......

new photo released from the movie. I …. CAN’T…. FUCKING …. WAIT!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

When’s it coming out?

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Part I in 2012, Part II in 2013

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can celebrate the end of the contracts that shall not be named and go see these movies!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

A Going Away / Hobbit Premiere Party!!! I’m so down!!!!!!! Just don’t forget Old Toby! The finest weed in the South Farthing! lol.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The finest weed in the South Farthing!

Haha

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Are there more of these?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You bet your Baggins there are!!!



"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fili, Kili and … uh … the other one.

That hairstyle is gonna be so popular in SF.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS is actually Fili and Kili ......

and this is Dwalin …..

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smaug doesn't stand a chance.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

not at all!

lol. i’m actually reading the books in order right now. half-way through the Hobbit. I just wish Part I & II were combined. I’m such a LOTR geek that I would honestly sit through them, no matter how long it takes!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would too.

It’s been 10 years or more since I’ve read The Hobbit. I should probably do that.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh right. Oh also, Gloin looks so much like Gimli++ I think he wields the same axe, passing it from father to son

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, I believe I came off a bit rude in my subject line .....

my mistake. but that is so awesome! i love that concept!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

perfection

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAD

ASS!

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 28, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

They might, realsitically losing Buster has only cost us 2 or 3 wins, maybe, Whiteside hasn’t been awful so the dropoff hasn’t been astronomical. The offense still would have been bad and they might have felt a need anyway to improve is.

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 28, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside was pretty awful last night

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

you used “realistically” and “wins”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I used realsitically which is a different thing entirely

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 28, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

withdrawn.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of Sabean’s quotes today was about how they needed to get Beltran to fill the offensive void left by Posey.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that, but I still think they might have done this anyway

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF

Torres-CF
Beltran-LF
Panda-3B
Posey-C
Belt-1B
Nate/Ross-RF
Sanchez-2B
Fontenot-SS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stuff like this

Makes me think that re-signing Beltran for a year or two wouldn’t be the worst thing. We’ll see how it goes.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran will be 36(!) in two years…

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

doubt Boras will go for it though.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t seem possible.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d do it, but I imagine Boras will get more than I’m comfortable giving. The Giants have enough ugly contracts that I’d err on the side of caution. I think Sabean understands the need to bank money for the pitchers.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

pounded the zone last night

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

But how was he in the game?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

/snickers

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

/twix

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

/payday

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

/skor

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mets called up a catcher today, we can haz paulino back?

by uhzeezee on Jul 28, 2011 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

PtB's New Career- Television

CBS is putting out a new buddy comedy in January called “The Ladies Men” starring Tim Meddle and Pat Burrell.

by Drug Runner SF on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Do you guys want to hear a joke about pottassium

k

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

heh

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about a joke about sodium?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

na

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

These jokes are fluorine me!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

O U

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice joke bromine.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your bromine, holmium.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Radon, man.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boron.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

lawlz

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rafael Furcal

Thoughts?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Does not want.gif

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caveat:

Would rather have Carroll

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

B*******ley.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of like it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan of buying low

And Furcal can take a walk and hit with a little bit of pop while playing SS.

He’s certainly better than our internal options, and he could allow us to platoon Font/Kepp

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he hitting horrible this year?
I’d rather they go after Ramon and play Crawford.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's not hitting well

but he’s missed time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Carrol but if he came really cheap… why not.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

As much as it pains me

He would be an upgrade. Granted he’s not hitting right now, but could be a good buy low guy.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

can be harvested for spare parts?

by Hyoton on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wheelz!

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he available? Can’t hurt to have him around. Upside is certainly higher than Tejada’s.

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any idea on the expected cost?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 28, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the niners cut Nate Clements…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

AND signed Smith?

Wow. Fail.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of saw that coming

Wonder if they’ll get the guy from the Raiders whose name I can’t spell or pronounce.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nnamdi Asomugha?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Him.

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSN IS REDEEMED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shut don’t up and up don’t shut so pucker up and kiss my…

Shhhh

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jul 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can't make me!

"I say what's on my mind, and more often than not, it's factually based."
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jul 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

TICKET CTHLULHU HUSH MONEY

or I’m putting up 500 posts in that thread!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say, I don't agree

I think Rowand is a better player overall than Burrell, and at this point I am not sure Burrell is worth anything with his bat. I have seen that guy miss way too many hittable pitches in hitter’s counts this year. He is better at taking walks, yes? So then what? Pinch run for him after he pinch hits? It just seems like a waste of a roster spot to keep a guy who will get maybe 4 pinch hit walks, and a pinch hit hr. Rowand isn’t much more valuable, but he has proven to be of some value as a pinch hitter and his glove has more value off the bench than Burrell’s. Either way, they both suck…

I've got 99 problems and the Boch is one

by milesntrane on Jul 28, 2011 12:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

wrong. Burrell does not suck at hitting.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 28, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how you guys in less than a year love the Legend of Pat Burrell as much as we do after a decade.

And I say this with unabashed honesty and sincerity, even after he’s banged every girlfriend I’ve ever had.

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Jul 28, 2011 12:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Don't forget he's from here

So he’d already banged all our girlfriends long before he ever ventured off to Philly

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s face it… You go to any city with a professional ball club (and probably a fair number that don’t) and pick at random any heterosexual male resident, and odds are good he would have no trouble playing ‘Six Degrees of Pat the Bat Effed My Girlfriend’….

by Chutley's Impressed by Mac's Speed on Jul 28, 2011 1:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

haha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

belt isnt goin anywhere

sabean denied sending down belt, didnt deny releasing burrel

by ZACHIE D on Jul 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

burrell over rowand

every time, not even close

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 28, 2011 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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