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Mychael Urban tweets thusly: "Just found out REAL deal: Belt NOT going down, Burrell, as u know, CANNOT be released. Team still weighing options, Sabean says." Well, that was fun.

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Reading through all of the last thread was certainly interesting.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Jul 27, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant will see the other thread and think “What in the bloody hell?”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

And then he’ll see this one and realize there is a new Overlord

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

1500 comments in 2 hours!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ranger fans

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACCIDENTAL DFA

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

My prayer circle worked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I used a prayer triangle

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used a prayer Rhombus

I use a prayer Rambus for the Sharks.

by haemaker on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drew a prayer pentagon with only a straightedge and compass! /preens

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITCH

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

As an 8th grader, I finally caved in and looked up how to construct a pentagon after months of trying to figure it out. Once I realized that it’s some 15-20 odd steps, I no longer felt so bad for not being able to figure it out on my own.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took the War Department a long time too!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used Rambus for my memory upgrade.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fool! Kingston or Corsair!

/doesn’t actually have any clue which RAM manufacturers are any good

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Trinity FTW!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today started like any other day…

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

For real

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his name Is Mych

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 27, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, everyone’s blaming Urban for the original CSN reporting, but was it actually him who reported the Burrell release?

by Dan from NM on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Looks like they handed over the reins to a 19 year old drama queen who reeeally misses high school.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must admit I'm a little confused

It does seem like (if I’m reading Hank’s tweet correctly) that the Giants did actually start out making this move and then realized they couldn’t do it (Pat, not Belt), perhaps by reading this board. Did CSN just report what the Giants wanted to do, or something? Or was that just completely bad reporting?

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No I don't think CSN ever had it right

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what about the “and now they’re re-examining their options” thing?

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it just says they're weighing options

I don’t think they’d made a decision at all and they don’t need to until tomorrow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

someone probably overheard part of a conversation and ran with it.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they just realized Hinshaw was still around.

by Bar None on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had to figure it out sometime, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

good, thanks

I’d like to think that the Giants aren’t that stupid, but considering what’s transpired in the last 24 hours I don’t really know what to think.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Heavens!

A correct use of “transpired”! (Possibly accidental.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, what makes you think it was possibly accidental?

Although I don’t go around policing others’ grammar here, I do think I know correct usage in my own writing.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I went to the gym today

and transpired like a motherfucker.

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I snickered.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 28, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

from M-W:

Sense 4 [i.e., “to take place”] appears to have developed in the late 18th century; it was well enough known to have been used by Abigail Adams in a letter to her husband in 1775 <there is nothing new transpired since I wrote you last — Abigail Adams>. Noah Webster recognized the new sense in his dictionary of 1828. Transpire was evidently a popular word with 19th century journalists; sense 4 turns up in such pretentiously worded statements as "The police drill will transpire under shelter to-day in consequence of the moist atmosphere prevailing." Around 1870 the sense began to be attacked as a misuse on the grounds of etymology, and modern critics echo the damnation of 1870. Sense 4 has been in existence for about two centuries; it is firmly established as standard; it occurs now primarily in serious prose, not the ostentatiously flamboyant prose typical of 19th century journalism.

/cue silly owlcroft rant against M-W

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they are dreadful.

But the essential point is that the fad use crowds out a word for which there is no good synonym. Just as the alteration of “connive at” to the sense “participate in” (with the wrong preposition usually attached as well) has deprived us of what “connive at” used to mean, so “transpire” for simple “happen” or “occur” has deprived us of what the word used to mean. The idea can still be expressed, but now requires a complicated phrase where a word once sufficed. (“Leak” just won’t do: no pipe ever “transpired”.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said that . . .

. . . because it works with either interpretation, the established or the faddy. It is impossible to tell a priori which sense was intended. No denigration was intended; sorry if it seemed so.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who in the hell approved this being reported?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they hacked Sabean’s cellphone.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt anyone approves anything anymore

They just throw out everything they get with the knowledge that people want constant updates and will only remember what they get right and who had it first, so there’s no real harm in reporting tons of bad information to make sure you get the nugget of truth.

Seth Rosin can hit the side of a barn with a baseball. From space.
Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a day

I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So who’s getting screencaps from youknowwho’s blog.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Think those have already been taken.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel foolish for mentioning it in the first place, so I’m glad it’s a non-… thing.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 27, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Weird. Salt Lake stole 3 bases off the Sanchez-Sanchez battery for Fresno. They were caught stealing twice. And one pickoff. #runningfools

by haemaker on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

salt lake had an inside the park GS

last night apparently

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered if that ever happened at the ML level.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently it has

but it’s been awhile

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roberto Clemente

once hit a walkoff inside the park grand slam. I read this years and years ago but I will never forget it because of how badass it sounds.

by DanyaRomulus on Jul 27, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

50% CS rate

That’s great (or crap, if you’re the runner)

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jul 27, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone post the twitter feed?

I’m still in China and can’t open Twitter.

I WANT TO FREAKOUT TOO

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The news is

That there is no news!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/freaks out anyway

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha
#Brewers got $1 for Nieves from the Braves, who are on the hook for his remaining salary.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 27, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

A model for the Bill Hall Trade.

by Lunkus on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also means you are up a $1.00 and don’t have Bill Hall taking up valuable roster space

by Lunkus on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CSN commenters on Burrell story
random thought: whatever happened to Ivan Ochoa?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick! Change the subject!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

February 3, 2011: Signed as a Free Agent with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

by posey yaknowsy on Jul 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't feel like reading thru the other thread

what was the consensus here on the beltran deal?

by AJC3317 on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

probably an overpay

maybe a defensible one, maybe not

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s good, but he’s old and has injury history; Wheeler has good upside, but who knows with a pitching prospect. Acceptance, maybe grudged.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very good player

but Wheeler was a lot to give up. Most were excited for Beltran though.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 27, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

to me

a rental is easier to accept when the team already appeared to be on track for a serious run. if we were more of a middle of the pack team taking on a rental just for a shot at backing into the playoffs then i think the loss of a potentially good prospect would hurt more

by AJC3317 on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

if we were a middle of the pack team wouldn’t u rather keep the young guys around for a more serious run a year or 2 down the road?

by AJC3317 on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s doubling down. The team’s good enough to make the playoffs but not good enough to win so Beltran increases the odds of that happening. If not, we get Posey and Freddy back next season and we go for it again.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overpay or watch someone else do it

Beltran only 3-4 spot hitter available, and we needed one bad.

Very sad to see Wheeler and his upside go, but lets face it, Single A prospects don’t always always make the ML and live up to expectations. Also, at his best his is like a Jonathan Sanchez, high walk guy.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this thread

could do with some celebratory GIFs

by sfoakbay on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HA this perfectly describes the situation. Have a rec sir.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolll, well played

Never in doubt.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Pat's smirk at the end

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott

is this a Rowand reference?

by O R They? on Jul 27, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol awkward bro hug

by AJC3317 on Jul 27, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m experiencing second hand awkwardness

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing I take away from this picture is CAIN.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Scott

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s the blonde in the back?

by TBRMKane on Jul 27, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs Cain?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I know it was you, Cody. You broke my heart. YOU BROKE MY HEART.”

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Faboo!

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR!
CSN reports that the Giants released Buster Posey

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NO!
CSN reports that Pablo Sandoval “very enthusiastic” to become new closer for Giants.

by Hyoton on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports Brandon Belt has been sent to Salem-Keizer

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monks must love avocado and eggs.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Them Buddhist monks make some good vegan. om nom nom and i don’t even believe in not eating animals

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN Reports Mike Fontenot has perished in the fires of Mount Doom

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Keppinger mourns the loss

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four eagles or four eagle scouts?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The police told me to stop hanging out with Eagle Scouts. I’m sure Graham is relieved.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going ask which four?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a lot of badges.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

the wilderness must be explored!!!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Canteen Boy’d

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird that three of them have White Lightning badges.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jul 28, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy in the middle in the front row is a cross between Heath Ledger and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Jul 27, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone shop Zito’s head into this.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is Fontenot doing in that picture?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S GRAHAM

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE A BUNCH OF STALKERS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE ASKED FOR IT

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/CREEPIN’

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You found his address, correct?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I heard

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed I did.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his block is in fact rather large.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i’m sure you found how his house looked on google maps

by sfoakbay on Jul 27, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to go to his party?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s over.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another one! Tomorow!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2011 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it would be easy or relatively easy.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR CREEPY ZITO

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only one eagle scout there.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports RHP Romo released to make room for LHP Sanchez. Bochy: “Sergio just isn’t closer material”

Seth Rosin can hit the side of a barn with a baseball. From space.
Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to WIN that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Jul 27, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT SO 22GIGANTES WUZ WRONG!?!?!?!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

but INSIDE SOURCES!!!

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLASPHEMY

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember what you were saying about people in the ‘burbs, Art,
People like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP?
WELL, THAT’S US. IT’S NOT THEM, THAT’S US.
WE’RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people’s windows.
We’re the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES.
WE’RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART.
WE’RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT’S NOT THEM.

It’s us.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ I really need to go to bed after today

YAY BELTRAN!!!!!!!! and YAY WINS!! Let’s end on a positive. Good night all!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN

the only good thing they do is employ Kruk and Kuip.

They throw Bip Roberts at us in pregame and post, who says absolutely nothing useful. Then they go nuts on rumors today that had NO BASIS and NO SOUCES.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

<3

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dreamy sigh

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports plenty of sauces available at their upcoming free barbecue at 3rd and King!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO BASIL AND NO SAUCES? that place sucks

by Bar None on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

yes I do.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one series

when it was Vida Blue and Bill Laschkey instead of Bip/Papa/Radnich/Etc…

was amazing. Nothing groundbreaking but so much more coherent analysis.

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thrice blest is he whose name is well-spelt in the despatch.

Bill Laskey.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

does Sabean float this crap out there? first Gary Brown, then Burrell….then maybe they see the fans wouldn’t be happy losing Burrell for nothing?

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably already posted, but...PEW PEW

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs moar Giants insignia

42.7% of statistics are made up on-the-spot.

by romodonkulous on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Is. AMAZING! O_O

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets pillow for Mdizzle

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/squeals

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I believe the magic of your sighs?

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_O

are you trying to kill me…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh nooooes! I was afraid this might put you over the edge!
/gets smelling salts

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT THAT BIKE!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t think she comes with the bike

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIES!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

She does, but you have to rev it up for a minute.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 27, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

TWSS

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IWANNAGETTHATIWANNAGETTHATIWANNAGETTHAT

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

She does not come with the bike.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

buzzkill!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what HE thinks ;)

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well done

42.7% of statistics are made up on-the-spot.

by romodonkulous on Jul 27, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, I think she was MIA come post-win celebrations
so well done you! :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can I say? She was busy with me ;)

Oh, and email!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U :) srsly tho, I have started to miss Pew-Pew Girl when she’s not here so yay!
email replied

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEW-PEW GIRL IS MINE! /warning chomp
You’ve got mail!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the look of being both totally into it and sexy while also looking totally bored and doing it by rote that does it.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just have a crush on Jihye Yuk =P

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know I can’t post that stuff, LOL U
I’m not trying to overthrow your rights to Pew-Pew Girl silly

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m warning you… >.>

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much faith in my interwebz skillz, you have
she’s alllll yours

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got my eyes on you!
/sent

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

shaddup yoose, you’re not the boss of me!
remember /lol OLD =P

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never said I was boss, just that I’m watching your actions…NO STEALING PEW PEW GIRL!

/oopsie

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap! it’s after 10pm and I still haven’t made dinner! ugh! it’s worse than a post-season thread! I’m getting nothing done and I’m 20 mins behind (I’m sure there’s a TWSS hiding in there somewhere)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Yay for Windows 7 side-by-side windows! Lol dinner is for normal people…not nerbz like us

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Person eats dinner at 1 AM.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not far behind, still haven’t taken pizza dough outta fridge…

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished dinner. Early dinner tonight.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang, I lose :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the lady.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the lady. And please no photoshop of her on either of these two bodies.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 28, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

He’d be a better actor that way too.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright Giants' brass, no more fucking around

Rowand DFA’d, Belt becomes the starting 1B.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 27, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

So much this

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Matt Cain?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/explosion

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports Matt Cain to start tomorrow in Philadelphia. Sources say.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Good Point

There was not nearly MATT CAIN love in the previous thread

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain?

Third best story….AT BEST!

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quietly awesome

like only Cain can do

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥MATT CAIN♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

how’s that? :D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a ton of Matt Cain love young lady

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL "young"

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

All ladies are young, and yet they are still called ma’am.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jul 27, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ducks

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! I heard that, jerk =P

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You heard nothing /jedi mind trick

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

be nice, or have cake you will not!
um…or something…

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have pie.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it an ice cream cake that’s really a pie?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa-now you’re talking crazy!
maybe you should lie down

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They has it at safeway! It’s a pie…but it’s an “ice cream cake”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can it be a pie when there is no crust?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had a crust! That’s the thing. It was basically a pie crust (graham cracker crumbs) filled with amazingly creamy strawberry ice cream…and they called it a cake

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

:O

I am very intrigued by this ice cream pie/cake.

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was several years ago…when I was still on the fence of the whole pie vs. cake debate.

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it’s not an ice cream cake.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to safeway. I’m just saying what they “claimed” it to be

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safeway is teh devil!
lulz

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helped make Peter Magowan rich enough to lead the investor group and save the Giants!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods emphatically

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our family tradition is

Birthday Ice Cream PIE.

1 carton Breyers vanilla
1 Oreo pie crust
1/2 cup home made hot fudge
6 reeses Peanut Butter Cups

Make the fudge. Poor it in the bottom of the pie crust, coating the bottom about 1/8 inch. put it in the freezer until fudge sets up.

In a mixing bowl scoop out the entire carton of ice cream. Mix in candy by stirring and cutting in candy. scoop mixed ice cream into fudge covered pie crust. Return to freezer until ice cream is again firm.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds amazing.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

In typical fashion, all the Mad Cain love got totally forgotten in the midst of everything else.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue Matt Cain alone at table.jpg

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥LONELY MATT CAIN♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I’m trying real hard here
(ugh! TWSS)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, A for effort

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ♥s or the (TWSS)?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

look up thread, might be a better one!
/doubts it

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrug

no idea what you’re talking about

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yes, make me look dumb NOW
/realizes that’s not that difficult

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEEHEE! =D

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Hollywood Riot

makes the Vancouver riot seem reasonable.

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised they haven’t deleted the tweet yet.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It is their mark of shame!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I… fuck it.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/gasp

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

so very rec'd

and so very adorable!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAH

RECD

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict that we’ll be seeing many uses for this picture.

by Bar None on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely love that orange and black bow.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Jul 27, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 27, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This day has been freaking insane

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm behind on the news

Why can’t Burrell be released? Not that I want that.

by QuakeFan on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

he's still on the 15 day DL

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is on the DL

and hasn’t been on for 15 days yet. Must be activated to be DFA’d or released. But he cannot be activated yet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's on the 109-day DL

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the record, I am still freaking out

It’s not the worst trade ever, I guess. But I don’t like it.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

My back, neck, and tummy ache

What a crazy day. I’m done for the night. BELTRAN TIME!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Completely OT:

The videogame Catherine…is fucking creepy and hard at the same time

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, TWSS.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And they nerfed the easy mode or something IIRC, since the easy mode was too hard for NAs

by Hyoton on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m interested in it. Seems a lot better then a lot of the sequel shit coming out now a days. Would you recommend it?

by Norcalnappy on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a poor man’s version of Heavy Rain/Portal. The story is really good. Um, it can be really creepy..and I don’t mean just the nightmares. But yeah, it makes you think…it’s just really frustrating.

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, sounds like my type of game, i’ll definitely check it out.

by Norcalnappy on Jul 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH! And there’s the whole karma meter akin to Mass Effect and inFAMOUS. Just beware if you’re a chauvinist…bad things will happen to you in the game…just saying

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

god damnit

I was hoping to accomplish some stuff tonight after the game, but I’ve been tabbing between twitter, McC and gchat all evening because of CSN’s fucking rumormongering.

CSN’S TWITTER FEED: HISTORY’S GREATEST MONSTERS.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been rotating among McC, phone, NN, twitter, and google news…my brain hurts

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly! How does anyone around here get anything done on days like this???

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was extremely productive at work today. But it took a good bit of effort.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took four tests during the game didn’t I??? It’s possible…not easy but slightly doable

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did develop a headache

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then again…it may have been from the rage that went on this afternoon/evening

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND I WANT A MOMENT TO BE REAL
WANT TO TOUCH THINGS I DON’T FEEL
WANT TO HOLD ON AND SAY I BELONG

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lookin extra classy in B&W!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took that picture :)

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?! well done!!!! :D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ, his forearms are toned

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ had toned forearms?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carpentry is hard work!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You thought the nails were holding Him up?

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jul 28, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

official beer

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 27, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THis Hernandez pitcher for ARI reminds me of Russ Ortiz for some reason

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This is Hilarious

and relevant:

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

also

Also Relevant

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took me a while to realize those are San Francisco things.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Puck is way too macho.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he still live here?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it, but who knows? The Pucks of this world fade away wherever they go.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Else the Puck a liar call.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where does Frank Chu fit in?

by Lunkus on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh … /sings original series Star Trek theme

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, who is it measuring this for?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Uncle Joey!

Needs moar Robin Williams.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or James Hetfield

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was gonna say

bay area thrash should definitely be at the far end of that scale

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Matt Cain is past the Zodiac on this scale, and just before Ssory Doc.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the zodiac speaking

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 27, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a big image.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL why did we get so mad?

In honor of Pat, I’m gonna hump the sofa.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You do that anyways

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yo couch!

by b00f_spl00ge on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

DAVENPORT DIDDLER

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 27, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

COUCH CANOODLER

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTTOMAN ON-TOPPER

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorta ot:

did anyone ever make a gif of rectum face when he face planted?

by AJC3317 on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Twitter is the worst "telephone game" rumor machine the internet ever saw

Brown for Beltran
Wheeler for Beltran
Both for Beltran
Burrell geting DFA’d
Burrell not geting DFA’d

SI wrong
SportingNews wrong
CSN Bay Area wrong
1,000,000 giants tweeps, wrong

Can I take it this time of year?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CRAWFORD’S IN JAIL???

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports Joan Crawford jailed, according to blogger source.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports Joan Crawford rising from grave, according to classic rock source

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports Joan Jett rocking from diner, according to classic rock source.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this gonna become a new meme?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

loooooooool

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports the Jets signed John Rocker

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

slow golf clap for obscure Blue Oyster Cult reference

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

days like this

make me glad I don’t do twitter, I was compulsive enough without having 80 bajillion tweets, including TheLetter2’s fake ones.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEEHEE!

I may or may not have been responsible for at least two of TL2’s “rumors” =P

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I not only don’t do twitter, I don’t have a smart phone, text messaging, facebook, nothing.. so I just have to ride out the storm and wait until the dust settles to find out what is going on. But it is totally hilarious to see the technocrats and nerds losing their shit over misinformation. This is how World War III will start, no doubt.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 27, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WWIII will only be a rumor passed along on Twitter

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I got the fake news from a text message from CSN THEMSELVES!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN Bay Area actually took theirs to an actual news article posted on their homepage.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot

Surkamp and Pegs for Beltran.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran?

Beltran!

"Being number two sucks."-Andre Agassi

by dba on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Today was insane

I half wish I had slept clean through today and missed all of this so I could have missed being trapped in a glass case of emotion, but then again there’s no way I could catch up on all the epic CSN blunders and 5000+ comments the day after.

by Nick Cerami on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TGWTWS

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Roberts think alike

by Lunkus on Jul 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Went out to dinner, missed most of the freakout thread

LOL U GAIZ

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm almost proud

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m assuming all of you twittering folks have been suitably slagging CSN? You need to turn something along the lines of #csnsucks into a trending topic.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know… always i always lol me too!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwww :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

@CSN: We have no accountability, according to inside sources #paradox #forthelulz

by Nick Cerami on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubtful.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy that runs their chronlive twitter is a dick

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOURCE: Outlook not so good.

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I for one am ashamed of my behavior and freakout. Screw you CSN. But YAY

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

All freakouts were acceptable

What a freaking day for baseball

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me, or is anyone else worried about Beltran playing RF at AT&T for the rest of the season. Also, it seems like such a waste for Nate’s defensive abilities and arm to be in LF.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The defensive issues will be more than offset by Beltran's offense

But yes, it sucks that Nate won’t be playing right, which is much harder to play at AT&T

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's kind of a bummer

but i don’t think it’ll be disastrous, and if he Huffs it up I think Bochy will move him. Also, Nate will totally throw someone out scoring from second on a single and it’ll be awesome.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not overly concerned about it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a totally random sample size

the games I’ve seen him play in RF in Citi (one in person and a few live) he’s looked OK.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran quoted before, willing to play CF

I love Torress but… Nate and Ross best 2 overall defender\hitters currently. Who really is going to lose time? Ross could even play CF.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Torres/Ross platoon would work. But Cody doesn’t look like he can handle CF anymore.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports Beltran demanded playing in RF as condition of trade.

Well, I think they did, anyway.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well now that CSN says it…

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate loses a bit of time, I think.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate won’t be starting in LF. PtB is back!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its Beltran, not Vlad Guerrero. This is a happy problem to have

by justhangin on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen played right field last year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I OBLIVIATED MYSELF OF THAT MEMORY YOU WANKER!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a very loose definition of the word "played," don't you think?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him drop a can o corn in the first inning

The one freaking game I could make in SF. Club seats, Joe DiMaggio bobblehead and a 6 run first, complete with Guillen dropping a can o corn for 2 un earnerned runs.

Worst Giant Ever. Or in the running.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game too

Thanks to biff pocoroba, that bastard!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember this game. I sat near 4 really annoying high school kids. Man, these guys were assholes.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t they all?

Especially Graham.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless the cutoff is more than 10 years.

I think it’s 10 years though.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been approximately 9500 comments so far in front page posts/GDTs on MCC today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OVER 9000

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m ashamed to say I’ve read almost all of them.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

we have no lives!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s more than most of the WS days. The lunatic fringe is growing! FOR THE SWARM!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dirty Zitosexual had us all freaking out.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't see anyone talking much about

Brian Wilson. 3 straight torture-less outings

by monsterlxe on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SSS

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the Wilson haters just don't want to acknowledge it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAWRAWRSNARK

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBBLE RABBLE RARR

GRAA

FOOO

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

sit down

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE

NO

DOUBLE

YES

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLOPSPLOPSPLOPSPLOPSPLOPSPLOPS

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURPRISE BITCHES

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURPRISE BITCHES

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should stop commenting before all the replies have loaded.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been rough on him but I'll tip my hat

Maybe he was working his way through a minor injury and is feeling better now. His control does seem a little better.

by Daver321 on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to say: fuck Ervin Santana and Jerry Meals. I could have handled today if it weren’t for those two fucksticks. My arm is numb.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BASEBALL NATION

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

TICKETSQUID FHTAGN

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Ticketsquid R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

by haemaker on Jul 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arm is numb, eh?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stroke is no joke.

by TBRMKane on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because she had a year of nursing.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time lost is brain lost.

by TBRMKane on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

use your good arm and dial 9-1-1

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cat is in the tree! Can I get on the 9-1-1 bus?

by QuakeFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The store won’t take back my clothes! Can I get on the 9-1-1 bus?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m having a stroke! Does the 9-1-1 bus come down this street?

by QuakeFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Police

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get up, get get get down

by QuakeFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this related to
Dejan_Kovacevic Dejan Kovacevic
On my blog: The #Pirates made an aggressive pursuit of Carlos Beltran, but he refused to come bit.ly/oOGS7y
7 hours ago

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is terribly dick.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside is faster than Pisey

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time lost is brain lost

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ass

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN Reports Lugo actually safe at home. Jerry Meals made right call

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 27, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use your good arm and dial 911

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you think Pat and Brandon Belt are thinking?

One was supposed to have been released, the other sent down and now it turns out it’s not true but it sort of comes off like the Front Office thought about so if your Pat you’re thinking it’s going to happen any day now and Brandon’s got to be even more pissed

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't hear anyone ask them about it

so I imagine they don’t know yet. Urban talked about Belt having said earlier that he assumed Beltran coming meant him going back to FAT.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt they even noticed. Maybe their agents follow some of the Twitter accounts that were involved in this kerfuffle, but it’s not like this was ESPN Sportscenter stuff.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you didn't read between the lines enough

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see Belt catching wind of it

Burrell would probably walk away halfway through an explanation of what Twitter is.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL’d

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 27, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always the Facebook and a whole wall full of “oh noes…” or Pat could be reading McC in between rehab/Hooters’ waitress sessions.

Not saying they know but if they know and if the lines are read in a certain way, it’s kind of sucky that the whole thing happened this way

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a sneaking suspicion that they do not follow the twittering and such.

by axolotyl on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

they’re on the East Coast Bias, it’s like eleventy o’clock there.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would think that they would hear it first before an insider would.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Belt is so angry that he's going to demand a trade tomorrow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis style

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 27, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to read about it in his blog.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

But are you going to read BETWEEN the lines?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt could still be sent down.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

time for random shakespeare stanzas
Talk of court news; and we’ll talk with them too,
Who loses and who wins; who’s in, who’s out;
And take upon’s the mystery of things,
As if we were God’s spies: and we’ll wear out,
In a wall’d prison, packs and sets of great ones
That ebb and flow by the moon.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

another
Threescore and ten I can remember well;
Within the volume of which time I have seen
Hours dreadful and things strange, but this sore night
Hath trifled former knowings.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

more fun
Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I’ll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you! Since when, I pray you, sir? God’s light! with two points on your shoulder? much!

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like Falstaff, but I’m probably wrong.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doll Tearsheet.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow
Pare thy nails, dad;
Adieu, goodman drivel

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the fool from King Lear?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, all I can do is what I remember.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m clicking randomly through Bartleby until inspiration strikes.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I really enjoyed finding ‘this sore night hath trifled former knowings’ though)

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My college Shaks studied Coriolanus and all I remember from it is Coriolanus and some other guy “fisting each other’s helms”

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

'trifled' is from Macbeth

I love Macbeth, and I had forgotten the line.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Scottish play

You never know when someone is reading McC in the Theatre.

by haemaker on Jul 27, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coriolanus is one of my favorite plays. Top 5 for me.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Dammit, now I have to read it. I’ve only done about half.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only read it that one time. Very bloody. My uber-feminist professor wanted us to see it as a tortured gay.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first lines sound oddly timely.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score a freaking run, Padres. Preferably two.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The speed of information flow and the power of new media is scary

Way back more than a year ago, Cal announced that they were cutting baseball, gymnastics, lacrosse and field hockey. They also announced that they were reclassifying their unbelievably successful rugby program as a ‘club sport,’ rather than a ‘varsity sport.’

The Chronicle initially reported the story as if all of the sports were being cut, including rugby. It immediately released a firestorm of criticism towards the Cal administration for eliminating a program that has won 27 national championships and supported itself with donations. For nearly a year I’d run in to people who would bemoan the unconscionable decision to cut rugby when it wasn’t even cut. All because of one article that was relatively quickly corrected. But the damage had already been done.

Now, admittedly, things like Pat Burrell’s roster status or a college sport’s classification isn’t of spectacular importance. But I find these examples both illustrative of how information consumption has changed, for better or for worse. Interesting stuff.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

the same phenomenon

with newspapers, I suppose, the retractions (even if not buried in the food section) can’t unscramble the egg. But the cycle is almost instantaneous now.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give a lie 24 hours headstart, and the truth will never catch up.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I believe the usual remark is . . .

. . . A lie goes twice round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid umpire

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Was the tidbidt about torres

Mancrushing on Beltran posted?

I aww’d

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't see it

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwwwww

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sheds tear

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres

why are you the best

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Torres

CSN reports Andy Towers very unhappy with Carlos Febles acquisition, according to sources.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw Torres!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right?

I like the move a little more now because of Torres Awww factor.

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet Yungo!

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL so rec’d

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Michael Irvin

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lOL

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 27, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually LOL’d. It came out weird. I hope my parents didn’t hear.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

A bunch of @ChronLiveCSN’s tweets are being deleted now.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 27, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

#PrematureCSNTweets is a fun hashtag right now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hilarious

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Covering their tracks

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone record them!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess that's ONE way to hashtag your brand...
ChronLiveCSN Chronicle Live
Giants @ Phillies, Game 3, Thursday at 3:30 pm only on COMCAST SPORTSNET. Something tells us you’ll be watching #HiHaterz

by sayheybk on Jul 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this real?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me this isn’t real.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it’s real

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Talk about irresponsible.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyhoo, LOL them, I stopped watching cable two weeks ago. KNBR baby.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally Urbz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snarky snarky

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interns

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a jackass.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

75 new followers, though! Just doing his job!

by QuakeFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely not watching CSN

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh also BRODY BRAZILE: my cousin was a senior when you were a freshman and she says you’re still a dill hole.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL aw, I like Brodie

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

what IS his name anyway?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brodie Brazil

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, so close, so Donna Brazile’d

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Channel 36 High School Sports Focus!

by QuakeFan on Jul 27, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time he starts to gain some credibility with me he blows it with stupid shit like tonight.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Do we know if Urban was even involved in any of this?

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

By tomorrow we might hear something about CSN brass firing this guy, but I can guarantee they secretly love the publicity and will probably promote him.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's supposed to

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is Bochy will have him playing 7th so he doesn’t feel pressure in his first game with the Giants

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN Reports he'll be demoted to Fresno

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports Giants acquire Carlos Febles, according to sources.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Man. Carlos Febles. I remember him. I don’t know why but I do.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYZ

Anything happen today?!

Ryan Cavan: Probably better than you think.

by ryanmiles on Jul 27, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matthe Thomas Cain!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matthew*

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A butterfly flapped its wings in Thailand. A few hours later, Pat Burrell was released by the Giants.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Beltran was traded for Peguero and Culberson!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrongwrongwrong

Belt was traded for Peguero and Culberson!

by Lunkus on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Haterz

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

22gigantes!
We had it from a source who we thought was viable, and we regret the mistake.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 27, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ratto

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 27, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. I was going to make this joke.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Onion is a satirical publication.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Village Voice'd

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 27, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Viable"

So now that source is dead?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“We”

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 28, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder if Sabean's language

was a bit sterner than you are absolutely incorrect.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 27, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok...
CSNBayArea.com staff

Comcast SportsNet has just spoken with Giants GM Brian Sabean, who says that our earlier report about the release of Pat Burrell and the demotion of Brandon Belt is absolutely wrong, by his account.

So you’re saying the Sabez could be wrong??

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABEAN ALWAYS LIES!!!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE NEED MORE FOLLOWERS...

I know, lets make shit up

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

its working over there on their comment section….

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 27, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Freddy Sanchez on the DL?

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Jul 27, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN reports no

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CSN

Comcast SportsNet regrets the mistake in reporting of #PatBurrell’s release and #BrandonBelt to Triple A. http://cmcst.sn/aaakQb

by TBRMKane on Jul 27, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

#HiHaterz

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

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UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

109

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

187

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear McCoven

Thank you for the many, many, laughs today.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

In hindsight today was pretty funny

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

also hard to get any work done, especially when the internet connection is dubious

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got no work done today.

And my ulcer began acting up, but it was worth it. Very entertaining!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 27, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this makes it into "The Franchise"

The Beltran Trade Freakout, and the Post-Trade Beltran Freakout

by Hyoton on Jul 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/Showtime begins covering McCoveyChronicles

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Blogchise

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jul 27, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not think it makes for very compelling television.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fucking arm hurts.

Do I have to write an outline for you? This is tense over here.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if you rosterbate hard enough

Just wipe down the camera when you’re done, please.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE FOR SHOWTIME

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

The gaffer told urbs and then grabbed the rest of the crew, ran to the tv and said “Check this out!” “I made him say ir!”

by haemaker on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wish: Tomorrow Belt and Beltran start

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You'll get half your wish

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

this will go down as one of the most epic days of MCC history and Bay Area SBNation

it’s gotta be up there with the Romo accidental DFA and for NinersNation readers the David Carr press conference

by 49erEmpire on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Definitely

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Romo DFA thread is like 200 comments lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did the Alex Smith re-signing go down?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jul 27, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even keep up with NN, they have this many stories every day.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you should’ve seen how many posts there were today. Fooch had to do 3 posts in five minutes because of the amount of news coming out

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

plus, reviewing every game and every player ever is a lot to keep up with.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, no kidding.

What a day. Thanks for keeping it entertaining and insane, all.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder who really will be off the 40-man and be sent down?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt maybe but it can’t be Burrell.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wouldn’t shock me if belt still goes just cuz they’re idiots

by AJC3317 on Jul 27, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is the exact same thing happens

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HINSHAW

HINSHAW
DID I MENTION HINSHAW
Why does he still have a roster spot?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight’s episode was good.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea. If Hard Knocks is, I would assume this will be too.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I emailed Showtime to ask that,

and was told they hadn’t decided yet. Keep emailing them to there’s a customer base for a commercial release.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But now my manhattan is done. What do I do now?

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

drink whiskey straight.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tempting. Ardbeg 10, maybe.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

put the booze in the freezer!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO BOOZE FOR YOU!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

why? I’m not taking any more benadryl…I can haz booze!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO BOOZE FOR YOU! /banned from booze shop

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, what?!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t get the reference did you

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I know LATE)
but yes I did, I saw that episode =P

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tried out Bowmore 12, by the way. Now I can’t go back to Glenlivet. You’ve cost me another $100 a year.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The joke here is, Bowmore is on the inexpensive side for quality scotch.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s apparent enough. I wouldn’t have tried it even once otherwise.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try Glenfarclas 10 or 12 next, whichever goes on sale. One of my favorite value buys.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see anything o_o

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that huge grin. Bochy never does that!

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 27, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY GF WUZ RIGHT!

Last weekend in San Diego, she postulated that Bruce Bochy was a heavy drinker, given that his only facial expression read (in her mind), “Fuck, I just want a drink.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna drink with Boch

Seeing him trashed would be awesome.

by TBRMKane on Jul 27, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you think you normally see him?

Just asking.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

unlike Mike Krukow
/half moon bay’d

by sfoakbay on Jul 27, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

jp_on_rye @liesandperfidy @mccoveychron Jon Snow reported to know “something” #prematureCSNtweets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dragons are all dead, it is known. #prematureCSNtweets

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, khalessi, it is known.

by nataku on Jul 27, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently Shakespeare is chopped freaking liver.

In fairness, I love chopped liver.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

jp_on_rye Macbeth appears to be unbeatable, cannot be killed. Malcolm and Macduff expected to retreat. #prematureCSNTweets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Macbeth decides To Be #prematureCSNTweets

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wasn it not Hamlet who said "To Be?"

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

I majored in theatre. :)

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once upon a time, long, long ago . . .

. . . any line from Hamlet I could identify by Act, Scene, and speaker. Ah, youth.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I applaud you!!!

what is your favorite Shakespeare piece? mine is a tie between Richard III and Henry V.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tempest. But as I admit above I have read only about half.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

good choice! just read the Sparknotes version and you’re set. lol!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I'm stuck on Hamlet.

As much an emotional response as a considered one. Of his supposed “Big 4”, Macbeth just doesn’t work for me, nor does Othello. Lear I think actually greater than Hamlet, but there is a sort of aloofness about its power that I find distancing: it is the unmediated voice of God, while Hamlet is somehow mediated into forms that we mortals can more readily grasp.

So to speak.

(I don’t disdain Macbeth or Othello, but their protagonists reek too much of wretched weakness: they were born to fail. Lear is the real fool of his ambit, but not a weakling—just a fool. Hamlet is flawed, but comprehensibly so, and ultimately redeems himself.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

but their protagonists reek too much of wretched weakness: they were born to fail.

That’s the beauty of both tragedies: predestination. We cannot escape our fate. And sometimes, our fate leads to failure.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least the Greeks thought so.

I’m not so sure Shakespeare bought all that, as witness The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars / But in ourselves . . . . I have always felt that the essence of true tragedy is the alternative, the quantum fact that it didn’t have to go down like this, that it could have been avoided by a coin toss—a bit more wit, a bit more decency, a bit more trust, a bit more something that the protagonist was not actually incapable of, but chose (at some level) not to manifest. The tragedy lies in the sheer avoidability of the terrible fate, quite the opposite of the Greek view.

(I may be misrepresenting the Greek view, though, because the concept of hubris implies a failing that is not necessarily inborn; it’s been a lot of years since English I and II.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very insightful!

I see where you are coming from; the protagonist usually faces two roads in front of him / her, and the outcome has drastic results. I like that. Are you a fan of Greek theatre as well?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Such of it as remains, yes.

But it’s been many a decade since I last cracked the volume. My Lord, what a loss, so much, so very much, nevermore to be had. There are—what?—fewer than three dozen or so of the tragedies, I think (representing only three authors), and of the comedies I am unsure, but probably even fewer (and, I believe, only two authors).

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are alive. #prematureCSNtweets

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what, screw you guys

I thought this was the cleverest thing I’d ever thought of.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Juliet Capulet really dead. #prematureCSNtweets

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reported unwell.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Marilyn Monroe was a man, but this tends to get overlooked by our mother-fixated, overweight, sexist media.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lugo is going to be safe. #prematureCSNtweets

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Parks and Recreation and Community discussion. That’s what I was here for.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s summer so they’re not on right now. I miss the P&R stuff, I can be a little less nerdy on those posts

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T DISCUSS IT

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN Reports Ron Swanson sucks.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 27, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Traeger wins turkey burger contest against Ron Swanson #prematureCSNtweets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Simmons wins debate 50-8 #prematureCSNtweets

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andy and Ann welcome first child into the world #prematureCSNtweets

by sfoakbay on Jul 27, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be talking about either show. I don’t watch either show.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not aware of this!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBC America starts "Doctor Who" again on

Saturday, August 27th. Amy Pond will be back next season, but no word yet on Rory. River Song does something spectacular in “Let’s Kill Hitler”. Spoilers!

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I don’t get BBC America so I’ll have to wait try and figure out how to watch it online (I’m watching it on Netflix right now). I’ve seen just enough previews for the season and various episodes that I’m not going to be happy if I have to wait for the DVDs to come out before being able to see them. And, yes, very happy about my girlfriend Amy coming along for the next series.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T WAIT!!!! :D I’m going thru withdrawals!
have seen Rory in at least one small bit of the “coming in August” promo so hopefully he’s around this series a while :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite chronlivecsn tweet
ChronLiveCSN Once again, love the tweets tonight. Glad we can entertain you & we’’re up about 50 followers in the last 24 hrs, so doing something right

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Jul 27, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

You can hear the fake smile!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

number of followers is not a success metric.

by sayheybk on Jul 27, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m gonna rec soulbrother.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost laughed......ALMOST
ryanheape Ryan
Russ Ortiz earns the win, keeps the game ball as Giants close out the Angels in 6 #prematureCSNtweets

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

… no still can’t smile.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

...whatever TGWTWS

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

That hurts.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Giants gotta rematch and beat those OC haloes (of LA) in the WS to redeem the ’02 team

by ParisRoxanne on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ flagged.

still an open wound.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow! Jeff Passan saying a good thing about the Giants.

,http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;ylt=AhyxKBy7kMkxLuSWrCJ7Ey8RvLYF?slug=jp-passandeadline_trades_giants_cardinals_072711

Which is why Wheeler, who throws 95 mph and has struck out more than one hitter an inning in the minors, found himself expendable. Sometimes to survive a team needs to give up a player for whom it paid $3.3 million not quite two years ago and get a Carlos Beltran, who with one swing can give ample support to Lincecum or Cain or Madison Bumgarner(notes) or Ryan Vogelsong(notes).
That is how you go for it.

But until then, the Cardinals traded a nugget of gold for a couple pieces of silver, a chunk of bronze and a roll of tin foil.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 27, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t know how to win

by TBRMKane on Jul 27, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops nvm

he’s listed in there. my brain is tired after tonight

by AJC3317 on Jul 27, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do people list the signing bonus of a prospect as if it has some bearing on whether to trade them? Signing bonuses are sunken costs.

Check out Catch-28.com. A blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Jul 27, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant to be in reply to bigboneded

Check out Catch-28.com. A blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Jul 27, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well. I suppose that in this case it indicates the potential of the prospect as well.

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 27, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it doesn’t. The Padres payed Donavan Tate $6.6 million, but he isn’t worth half of Zack Wheeler or Gary Brown.

Check out Catch-28.com. A blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Padres seem to have a way of grinding up their top draft picks

into a fine powder.

#purelyannectdotal

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good to keep in mind when considering the percentage of Beltran’s contract the Mess are paying.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 27, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you know

sinking all these costs adds up, either way. Not saying they shouldn’t have paid Wheeler, but they don’t get a refund when they trade him (and I don’t recall any prospect deals taking cash with them).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not even close

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like 3-4 more years anyway…

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 27, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think more than that

Nobody’s calling the end of Philly’s run, even though the whole team is old

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember people talking about that a lot, especially when they got Lee. The idea was that the offense was the players were getting older, they were more injury prone, and Rollins and a few others were getting close to leaving. The whole Four Aces thing was seen as their last attempt at getting one maybe two more chances at winning.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all depends, though, on what happens with Cain first and then Timmy. If those two go, that’ll be a huge blow.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 27, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wishes

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

my fucking heart!

never again, please.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He had a moment of self-doubt.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Did I leave the stove on? No, wait, no. I’m good.”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 27, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep sliming, just keep sliming!

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Myth of Snailsyphus

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit i was hoping to come back and hear that they had got it backwards and that we had somehow traded for rasmus

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 27, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I read this as

“somehow traded for raisins”, which wouldn’t surprise me after yesterday.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heard it through the grape vine.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

There would be much wining.

by younghutch on Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I CAME HERE FOR NEWS AND ALL I GOT WERE TEARS ABOUT PTB

From tears of sorrow to relief, and now, to happiness.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 27, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

My text finally came in letting me know the fake news was fake.

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 27, 2011 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t forget the lulz

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

breaking!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy haahahahahahaha

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Jul 27, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm just glad he noticed my reply to his PtB detective work
@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
Hey! RT @liesandperfidy: @hankschulman you beautiful chubby superhero. thank you.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAHA

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yet the Bay Area’s teenage girls ask their parents to change the locks.. again.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 27, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/written on post-it note

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants won the game 2-1

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Jul 27, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PTB released. Belt to AAA.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 27, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We thought.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait so Belt isn’t getting sent down?

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 27, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS ALL A HOAX!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unknown.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder

if they will tell us how many “unfollows” they got in the last 8 hours?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not tonight, Josephine

by Lunkus on Jul 27, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

They’re saving that move for the Franchise finale.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Jul 27, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy the book and read it!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Released The Machine and brought down the Belt

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMNIT JOSH WHITESIDE
RookTakesPwn Josh Whiteside
October 29, 1929: Just another ordinary Tuesday on Wall Street #prematureCSNtweets
42 seconds ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Touchdown_al Alex Benningfield
October 24th crash “just a blip”. Market looks strong through end of year and into the 30s. #PrematureCSNTweets

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, Wikipedia has the wrong date!

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I deleted mine.

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha no worries

I just saw yours go up less than 15 seconds after mine, and I thought I was being all original.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds….

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

WTF?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Frank Gore ='^(

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He better not ask for alot. I want Nnamdi

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Jul 27, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too. He would be a great addition to the 9ers.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

cause players who hold out don’t ask for a lot.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this alot

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

holding out

for a hometown discount! seriously though, Frank Gore needs to get signed ASAP

by sfoakbay on Jul 27, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gore deserves the money. But yeah, I concur.

by b00f_spl00ge on Jul 27, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, how about fuckin McNabb becoming a Viking??? have fun with a guy who pukes in the huddle, Minnesota. lol!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stoked for Manny Burriss feature

next Showtime!

#HiHaterz

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So is #prematureCSNtweets

in the top ten for SF yet?

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 27, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

nope but

#beltran is LOL

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So with Wheeler gone

Surkamp becomes #1 SP prospect?

by TBRMKane on Jul 27, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

Surkamp, Krick, Hembree, Mejia

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to sabean

i guess hembree would be lol

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 27, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I missing something? Would his high 80’s fastball be any good in the bigs?

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 27, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

JUST LOOK AT ZITO!

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

……………..

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 27, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha Ha _

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HINSHAW...

Hinshaw….

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

I enjoy seeing the Rockies and Dodgers scrappin’ it out for third and fourth around ten games back.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 27, 2011 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN reports Colorado Rockies win NL West title, according to sources.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Book It
Tim Lincecum to fight Manny Pacquiao for title of Supreme Filipino Athlete. #prematureCSNtweets.

by slapsy on Jul 27, 2011 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim will be okay. Pacquaio can’t hit him if his changeup is on.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then they will sing a duet afterwards.

"But here’s what I like most about the big leagues: the water pressure in the showers. The water pressure is outstanding. You get clean in half the time." - Brandon Belt

by deegreentea on Jul 27, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be there because of 3 things ......

1) I love Lincecum.
2) I love Pacquiao.
3) I love Lumpia.

sign me the fuck up.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

inihaw na pusit

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

inihaw na talong at alamang

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

pishbol!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balut!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ikaw ang gumagawa ng ako gutom!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

bakit ’di ka kumain? HA??

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPEAK ENGLISH DAMMIT

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

engrish? i no speak!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

………….. que? …………..

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

What was that conversation about, though?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filipino food.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Je ne te comprends pas.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s almost as bad as when I write Tagalog.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never got above a D in my own native language. LOL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

D is for diploma!

Except in Tagalog, but how would you know?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually of Irish decent. I’ve lived in Daly City for 20 years and have a lot of friends who speak Tagalog, so I caught on quickly.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Erin go bragh

that you got a D in Gaelic!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm mmmm mahusay.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mouth is watering.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Azkals win by default. #prematureCSNtweets.

by ParisRoxanne on Jul 27, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The soccer team?? /facepalm

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh….at least they have some pretty boys right?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still makes no sense to me

You’re new to McC aren’t you?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DOES THAT EXPLAIN JEJOMAR BINAY

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thought this said jejemon

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what the Numbers are

on Sabean’s board in his office ( from the Franchise(?

It was like:

Torres (27.2)
Surkamp (14.2)
Casilla (12.4)

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah what was that? And Wheeler (21.1)

by axolotyl on Jul 27, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wondering if it's some sort of internal rankings

granted i made those numbers up, can’t remember the real ones.

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some kind of internal projections?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was age.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 28, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

favorite part of the episode

“games like this are why they invented alcohol.” -bork

by UnionJackIPA on Jul 27, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

4 8 15 16 23 42

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And those

are my next lottery numbers!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect someone around here can answer that.

And that was the first thing that came to mind when I saw it: “Someone at McC will know.”

/Fla-Giant sign

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild guess

Expected surplus value based on WAR (or something like it). If you think Wheeler has a 50-50 chance of being an average starter while he’s under team control he’d be worth about $20M. I don’t see how Casilla could be worth that much, though.

by taliesin on Jul 27, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just made up the numbers

in my post

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was just their age

No way sabean would let any type of internal rankings be shown on tv

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 27, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right, Casilla is 12?

by axolotyl on Jul 27, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the corrections have come in . . .

. . . I will allow as how the poker need only be room temperature.

Pending further developments.

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe Logan killed Lily Kane.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Veronica Mars

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why won’t #prematureCSNTweets trend dammit!?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 27, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

#NyjerMorgan hit by lemon @ AT&T outfield in Game 1 of NLDS…drops game winning flyball #prematureCSNtweets

by ParisRoxanne on Jul 27, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other important SF news...
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — “Jeopardy!” host Alex Trebek says he snapped his Achilles tendon while running after a burglar who had stolen cash, a bracelet and other items from his San Francisco hotel room.

The 71-year-old Trebek tells KGO-TV that he also injured his other leg while falling down during the chase early Wednesday. He was on crutches later Wednesday when he hosted the National Geographic World Championship at Google headquarters in Mountain View.

San Francisco police Lt. Troy Dangerfield says 56-year-old old Lucinda Moyers was arrested on suspicion of felony burglary and receiving stolen property. The cash and bracelet haven’t been found but other items were recovered. Dangerfield says officers found several items near the hotel ice machine.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LITERALLY

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa prefers flapping.

Most of the internet prefers fapping.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dancers prefer tapping

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Audiences prefer clapping

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat prefers tapping

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taco Bell customers prefer crapping

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 27, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snorlax prefers napping

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss prefers slapping

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted son: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 27, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martha prefers wrapping

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewoks prefer capping

(stormtroopers)

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What is ME KICKING YOUR ASS?!”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

@DamnTrue
True Tourtillott
RT @CSNAuthentic Tomorrow Night, Amy Winehouse Live In Studio #prematureCSNtweets

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

tooo sooooon

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

au contraire...

…not soon enough for #prematureCSNtweets

by ParisRoxanne on Jul 27, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this needs to trend

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I think fuckin’ is misspelled though.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would we prefer Vogelsong or Lincecum tomorrow?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes because I have tickets next Tuesday and it would be very convenient for me

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes who?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say let Timmy fully recover.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Vogey. Don’t unleash Timmy on the Phillies until the playoffs.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 27, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

vogelsong

in hopes that he shuts down the phils and their fan base starts freaking out about another pitcher ho can shove against them in post season

by UnionJackIPA on Jul 27, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong ......

because he was a Pirate. And Pirates hate the Phillies and visa versa. lol

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost exactly a year ago

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuck .....

my ex was from the Philly burbs.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m from the Philly Burbs. Nice place to grow up when it’s not 100 degrees and muggy

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 28, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

KUTZTOWN FTW!!!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pipersville, PA

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no clue what the Giants rotation actually is right now

who’s pitching Monday?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lead manscaper might come in handy.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 27, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 27, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scratch That

Jesse Foppert is going, i just heard on csn

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 27, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are

You get your bullpen session on Friday.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I’m more concerned with who’s on first…no seriously

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going on Monday

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 27, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But don’t you want to see Belt start? It may be Cain who starts on Monday…at least that’s what my Math said. Not sure though

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's on first.

I believe yesterday is pitching.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wtf...

I just read somewhere that the Giants might acquire Ramon Hernandez from the Reds for a pitcher? Is that a realistic possibility? If yes, which pitcher do you think we’ll be giving up? Seems like he would be a nice acquisition…

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Jul 27, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN reports Giants giving up Wheeler, Schmidt and Swift for Bench

by Lunkus on Jul 27, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would guess it would take Sanchez

I think I’d probably do that even if it does mean a lot more Zito this year and next.
realistic lineup with Hernandez:
Torres CF
Fontenot SS
Beltran RF
Sandoval 3B
Schierholtz/Ross LF
Hernandez C
Huff/Belt 1B
Keppinger 2B

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 27, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster whassname . . .

. . . he might contend for a roster spot in 2012.

Now Casilla for Hernandez . . . .

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I kept hoping. But alas. (Not that Torrealba is the cat’s pajamas: I chiefly wanted to be quits of GasCan.)

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they did

and maybe they didn’t. Although I think that was Baggarly and not Comcast Spurious News Network.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
“We’re not an offensive team,” Bochy said.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I respectfully disagree.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 27, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find you highly offensive Bruce

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell what this is a reply fail to.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I’ve never seen a Hitchcock film start to finish. I think I saw part of Birds when I was a kid, but only because I thought it was monster movie.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Rear Window.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. And the source of the quote, unless I am a lot more drunk than one manhattan usually makes me.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My philosophy professor at USF decided to have a pass-fail elective based on watching a different Hitchcock movie as a class each week. You got 1 credit for just attending, 2 credits if you also did reviews, full credit (3) if you did that and wrote a paper. Watched a whole bunch of Hitchcock that semester. Ah, senior year.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

? What’s the connection? Hitchcock? Philosophy?

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s tenured, he’s influential, he can do whatever the hell he pleased!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO IS THIS PROFESSOR?? I need names man!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Torre.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall keep this in mind. Thank you, kind sir!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno if he’s still there. He left his wife and married the ex-wife of another of my professors after that professor left to join a monastery.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa...drama

No, he’s still there…at least Rate My Professor says he is

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to rank stuff

1. Vertigo
2. Notorious
3. Shadow of a Doubt
4. NxNW
5. Rear Window
6. Rebecca
7. The Birds
8. The 39 Steps
9. Strangers on a Train
10. Psycho

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Hitchcock, man. those are all amazing movies and i refuse to rank them. And you forgot Rope.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rope is definitely second tier for me. Fun to watch as a stunt, but it doesn’t really work as more than that.

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hitch was all about the stunts. Rear Window is a stunt, Lifeboat is a stunt, The Birds, Trouble with Harry, even parts of Vertigo,

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 28, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would argue that in Rear Window, for instance, the formal challenge he sets himself pays off emotionally and intellectually: through the various frames of the set and the constant back-and-forth gazing, one understands voyeurism, helplessness, detachment, lust, guilt, etc more deeply than if the movie were shot and constructed in a more normal way. If Rope does something similar, I missed it. One just sits there trying to spot the cuts.

The gimmick of Rope is perverse even by his standards, since he was such a genius of montage. I’ve been watching some of his silents lately — e.g., “The Ring” — and even in 1926, the man could cut like nobody’s business.

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

The formal challenges of Rear Window and Psycho are part of their greatness. I think Lifeboat works pretty well. I haven’t seen Rope in many years and am not really looking forward to seeing it again, but it’s pretty much a dull play with much artful blocking. The Trouble with Harry is just plain unwatchable, IMO.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t seen Trouble with Harry since it was revived in … 1984, maybe? I’m curious to see it again, since no one seems to like it.

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember those mid-80s re-releases—it was the first time I saw Vertigo, Man who Knew Too Much (Doris Day version), and Rope then. I saw some of Trouble with Harry on TCM in the last five years and just couldn’t keep watching it. I have seen the whole thing at some point. There are a few of the Hollywood films I’ve never seen—like Topaz, Under Capricorn, Stage Fright, and the Wrong Man. The latter is the one I’d most want to see. Thoughts on those?

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen the first two. I really want to see Under Capricorn, but it is still unavailable on DVD as far as I know.

Stage Fright is the kind of tricksy movie he would have made charming in the 1930s, but by 1950 feels clunky and preposterous. But hey, Marlene Dietrich.

The Wrong Man didn’t grab me, but then I was expecting something much flashier and more traditionally Hitchcockian. I should take another look at it.

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok, thanks

We really oughta move over to the other thread. See ya there.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

needz moar “The Lady Vanishes”

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was a tough cut. As was Secret Agent.

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love all the movies on your list very much

except “Shadow of a Doubt”. Don’t really understand all the love that one gets. My list would have “Psycho” and “Rebecca” in the 2 and 3 slots, otherwise would be pretty much the same.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

But creepy Joseph Cotten is creepy!

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOve Hitchcock

But haven’t seen 2, 3, 6 or 8.
 
I’ve got work to do.

That said, the ones I have seen I would probably rank as you did.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 & 3 are much more noirish. 6 is a gothic romance. 8 is basically a screwball comedy …

by Evan on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a sense, it is.

Hive mentality.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, see Mel Brooks’ High Anxiety and call it a day.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

REC’D!!!

“I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT!!! ….. I AIN’T GOT IT!!!”

that was my nickname for Marvin Bernard.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mel Brooks is a fucking genius.

Nurse Diesel: Come to my room right after dinner.
Dr. Charles: No, not tonight. I’m too tired. I think I’ll turn in early.
Nurse Diesel: I’ll let you wear my underwear.
Dr. Charles: I’ll be there.

LMAO!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve mentioned this before but my introduction to Brooks was back in the days when HBO was actually about showing movies. (Movies, on your TV!) I saw High Anxiety, Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein all in one weekend.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that ....... is ........ so ......... amazing.

the only good thing about HBO nowadays is “Boardwalk Empire.”

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an homage.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now this just made me think of Romeo from Hot Fuzz.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laverne De Fazio & Shirley Feeney fired from Shotz Brewery for jamming bottling machine with work gloves.#prematureCSNtweets.

by slapsy on Jul 27, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 27, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

did anyone else know former Giant Brandon Puffer is serving 5 years in prison?

2011: A Tejada Odyssey: 15-Day DL

by kezargiants on Jul 27, 2011 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

for what?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

just looked it up

burglary with intent to commit a felony (sexual assault)

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 27, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad.
(September 16, 2008) On Saturday, September 13, 2008, at 3:30 a.m., the Frisco Police Department responded to an assault that had just occurred in the 7500 block of Stonebrook Parkway. The female victim stated that she had just been assaulted by a male subject that was inside of her residence. Officers responded to the location and located a male subject, later identified as Brandon Duane Puffer, age 32, on foot in the immediate area.

    The officer’s initial investigation revealed that Puffer was the suspect. Puffer was arrested for Burglary of a Habitation with the intent to commit a felony (Sexual Assault). The arrest occurred without incident. The offense is a first degree felony and is punishable by up to 99 years incarceration and up to a $10,000 fine. The victim was not injured. The offense is still under investigation.

by slapsy on Jul 27, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

His history in baseball is quite amazing.

I’m wondering what the record is for number of releases in one career.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puffer? Only Burgled her.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 27, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

for what?

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 27, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Wikipedia, burglary and attempt at a felony (sexual assault).

by axolotyl on Jul 27, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two counts of Aggravated What, minimum five years before eligibility for parole.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 27, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

five year sentence

was eligible for parole last year, he got lucky though, maximum sentence was 99 years..

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 27, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? for?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wherefore?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 27, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had a brilliant idea

Once a team is mathematically eliminated, they should just say screw it, and play people in really stupid positions.

like we could put zito at short, and have huff pitch, and torres catch. I’d watch it.

(well its probably a terrible idea, but i’ve been drinking)

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 27, 2011 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wasnt belt a pitcher too at one point?

the baby giraffe could probably bring it. he should work on it when he inevitably gets sent down to fresno to make room for bill hall

by UnionJackIPA on Jul 27, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a pitcher, messed up his shoulder or something. Lost quite a bit of oooooomph.

by axolotyl on Jul 27, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Rowand's getting left in Philly?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2011 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

if only

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're not that lucky.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like a solid CSN report

by AJC3317 on Jul 27, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hits walk off NLCS-winning HR against the Giants

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 27, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat the bat entered 3 of his gfs for CSN world series baby contest #prematureCSNtweets

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by ayeyoJERM on Jul 27, 2011 11:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Proof .....

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 27, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

he really loves those short shorts

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh Pat

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm out

Night all!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 27, 2011 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

understatement of the day
‘These are important changes.. If you’re missing your jaw, you’re not going to be able to eat.’

Linky.

by wcw on Jul 27, 2011 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This was the most bizzare day ever.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Jul 27, 2011 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So now that things have quieted down a bit . . .

. . . and all kidding aside, does anyone actually know who was responsible for all the “CSN reports” madness today? I’ve seen remarks about Urban, but they seem rather generic. Facts, anyone?

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2011 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-fucking A!

Currently sitting in a hotel room in Osaka getting ready to go see Ryan Vogelsong’s old team, the Hanshin Tigers. What a great day to be traveling in Asia and totally disconnected. Home tomorrow (friday) and looking forward to being at ATT 3 times next week….

by capn on Jul 27, 2011 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

good luck

enjoy the natto! (not that one)

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have some Okonomiyaki for me!

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to Wheeler's Giant reunion in 2021

where he receives the “Ryan Vogelsong Award for Being Pretty Damn Good Before All-Star Break for Original Team after a Decade of Irrelevance” from MLB.

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by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2011 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

If he keeps it up this year

Vogey wins comeback player of the year hands down, right?

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by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think comeback player is for players who were once very good. Sandoval would be a candidate.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 28, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

They will

Clearasil will be the official sponsor for that.

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by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

Valtrex

Alex Hinshaw, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

by panda revival on Jul 28, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

A triumph for Pete Campbell, that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Vogelsong wish he could a throw a 96mph fastball and deliver a sweeping curveball with two plane break.

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by EricW on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

then walks 5 in 5 innings.

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Looks like I missed a lot in the last few hours.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 28, 2011 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson shaves his beard, donates it to Cooperstown. #prematureCSNtweets

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Bill Lee is the precedent.

It is said that after leaving the Red Sox, Lee cut off his famous beard and sent it to former manager Don Zimmer (with whom he got along like oil and water). When mrs o asked Zimmer about that (at an SF Jimmy Fund do), Zimmer got so pissed that he had to go up to her afterwards and apologize, so we still don’t know if it’s actually true.

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

That’s classic!

“Spaceman” is the man.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

So there was like a no-no thrown today as well...
Just saw Ervin Santana warm up today, he’s gonna pitch a perfect game – book it! #prematureCSNtweets

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by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2011 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Too bad he gave up a run...

some might assume he walked a bunch of guys or somthing and not take the time to look at the box sccore. Santana was freaking fantastic yesterday. 1 BB, 1 base runner reached on an error 10 k’s.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got back from the SJ Giants game

It sucked, but Zack Wheeler caught the first pitch. :(
Is there anything worth seeing in the previous thread?

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2011 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

RAWRAWRSNARK

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by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 28, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Just irrelevant freakouts.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Previous thread is at first jovial, then absolute fucking mayhem.

The End.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

lots of comedy gold in there

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously...

Shift-A

What’s up with the CSN news? Something with releasing PtB?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 28, 2011 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

CSN originally reported PtB was released and Belt was sent back down to AAA to make room for Beltran .....

shit hit the fan in the PGT, but then we found out it was all a mix up. It’s been a very, VERY strange day.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!!!!!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks GS.

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by bgunn on Jul 28, 2011 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

no prob! i’m just thankful the mayhem is over. it was getting scary.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the term “news” in that sentence should be taken quite lightly.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which must remind one . . .

. . . of one of Dorothy Parker’s notorious book reviews:

This is not a book to be taken lightly. It should be hurled with great force.

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been known to do that with a book or two: hurled with great force into the Goodwill pile.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

I am normally immensely respectful of books, and donate unwanted ones to various places, but some it would be a crime to inflict on others.

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2011 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those just go in the recycle bin. I don’t come across too many of those, although I will admit to buying up all the “man used dinosaurs as transport” “history” books that I find in the children’s section of the 2nd hand store and recycling those.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I just tried finishing that other thread but couldn’t do it. Talk about a freakout. HAHAHAHAHA.

I only got 1/2 through, too. Haven’t really looked at this one yet. Never seen conjecture drive people as crazy as this. I’m guessing part of it is the sheer number of McCoven these days. The negativity seems to feed off each other or something.

I’m happy that they seem to have gotten Beltran. Tomorrow should be interesting.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 28, 2011 12:38 AM PDT reply actions  

There was a lot of this going around ......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The future.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 28, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Howard, is that you?

by Bar None on Jul 28, 2011 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

roads? where we’re going we don’t need roads!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please stop saying 2 months?

The end of October is three months away people!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hence the +

As a huge fan I root for a victory every game and want a repeat, but as a realist, I don’t see the Giants playing much in October without an upgrade at catcher and some production from first.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a day, what a day

by The Franchise on Jul 28, 2011 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later, when it gets dark, we’ll go home
Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later a movie too, and then home

Oh it’s such a perfect day
I’m glad I spent it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging

Just a perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
It’s such fun

Just a perfect day
You make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
Someone good

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by bgunn on Jul 28, 2011 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain

Man with a gun, knows how to use it

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by ResDog on Jul 28, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This means nothing but what the heck.

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by chakdephatte on Jul 28, 2011 12:58 AM PDT reply actions  

LMAO!!! Drake dont no shit about baseball

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by ayeyoJERM on Jul 28, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized what we have been watching

comcast sports onion network. Seriously though CSN Bay Area is 30% owned by the Giants. How could the information be that bad for their own network? side note jeez Giants got all their bases covered. They play at AT&T Park own a Comcast channel. have their flagship radio station streamed on CSN California including some of their shows. and they market practically all the fast food joints. The other teams in the Bay Area don’t have that much power and control.

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 28, 2011 3:16 AM PDT reply actions  

This is actually unbelievable

Go back and read what CSN said. “A source”. ONE SOURCE.

They reported that a fan favorite player and the organizations top prospect were on the move based on one fucking source. Shoddy, lazy journalism.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 6:00 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

kind of like

Jenkins’ article on the trade noting that “we don’t know anything about Wheeler” and “I’ve never seen him pitch”?

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

From MLB.COM

Mets, Giants agree on Beltran deal
Amazin’s to acquire righty prospect Wheeler, send cash
By Anthony DiComo / MLB.com | 07/28/11 8:22 AM ET

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110727&content_id=22373922&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 28, 2011 6:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know what I am more shocked about. Is it:

1) CSN horriblenes

2) That the Giants have a player who can hit AND will play everyday

3) WTF CARDINALS?!?!?!?!?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 6:25 AM PDT reply actions  

1.) Yup

2.) Still not a sure thing with Bork

3.) LOLRUSSA

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by Badly Browned on Jul 28, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT-A

So is there an official roster move yet?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 6:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Man

What a day yesterday was. I feel like I just came of one of my benders

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 6:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Good morning citizens of the porch!

Dreary day with light rain. It was perfect for my mood as I went to bed last night thinking Belt was headed to Fresno. Learning that this is not true has brightened my day considerably and I just found the beginning of the freak out in the PGT.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Fla-Giant didn’t believe that shit for a second.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted more confirmation than just CSN

Didn’t seem realistic that they would have that story and Baggs / Schulman would be completely in the dark.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, just saw your comment.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, how would they be announcing roster moves before the trade was even completed? It was ridiculous.

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by kdl on Jul 28, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sunny & hot already in DFW. I switched to ice coffee a couple weeks ago. Anxiously awaiting the Beltran lineup.

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by ResDog on Jul 28, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

In an effort to lose weight I recently switched to iced americanos. They are actually pretty good!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

And literally the easiest thing to make at my job. Thanks for making the rush that much easier!

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 28, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they are extremely easy to make. Mrs. jhiat00 makes them for me so it makes your job even easier!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope

she cleaned out the machine first!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife has had and will not have anything to do with The Machine. Cleaning or otherwise.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard that

it takes a few days to totally clean out The Machine.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the many, many times I wish SBN would let you hide subthreads.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you don’t have to see THIS?!
/grabs crotch

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This thread isn’t so bad, but it did remind me that sometimes, I don’t want to read endless successions of twss.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Res

Heard there’s a 30% chance of rain tonight. Will we or won’t we see the first July day here with a high under 100 degrees? We can only hope.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been a beating. I don’t mind the heat, but I’d like one cool night where I can go on my patio & smoke a cigar.

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by ResDog on Jul 28, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the Rangers/Old 97s on Saturday

It was brutal at 7 (99 degrees), but after the 4th inning pleasant enough, and the weather was just right for late night music outdoors. But yeah, the daytime blows, and I’m running out of things to do with my kids.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Law posted his analysis of Beltran trade for insiders

I’ll just give you guys the whole thing and hope ESPN doesn’t read the post game threads.

In acquiring pitching prospect Zack Wheeler from the San Francisco Giants for Carlos Beltran, the New Mets made out like bandits. The Giants get a piece to help them substantially this year, but with the risk of an enormous long-term cost.

Zack Wheeler, who ranked No. 31 on my most recent prospect rankings, is an elite pitching prospect with a high ceiling. The right-hander will most likely be a solid No. 2 starter, but there is some chance he will be better than that because of the big fastball. He’ll touch 97 mph and sits 91-94 or better with an above-average curveball that has shown it can miss bats. He has a fringy changeup that’s a little too firm, and left-handed hitters are not impressed yet, as they’ve hit .292/.404/.487 against him this year. The fastball-breaking ball combo is top-notch, but between the changeup and a few other issues, Wheeler is high-risk as well as high-reward. His control is below-average, with three starts this year where he walked five or more batters, and he’ll have to show durability to match his frame, as he’s retired more than 18 batters just twice this year. You have to add an arm like that to your system any time you get the opportunity, but even as a fan of Wheeler’s I admit he’s no sure thing.

Carlos Beltran’s value to the Giants depends largely on who he replaces. Of course, what the Giants should do send Aubrey Huff out to pasture, but with their $12 million commitment to him next year (including his option buyout), that’s not likely. They should at least park him on the bench and play Brandon Belt every day at first and Carlos Beltran in left field, which is their best offensive and defensive alignment. In the best case scenario, if Beltran replaces Huff — who has actually been below replacement level this year — it’s worth two wins to them the rest of the way, perhaps more given Huff’s recent performance (.217/.295/.275 in July) and an obvious inability to play any position. If Beltran replaces Belt, the impact is limited, probably cut in half while also hampering Belt’s development. Any other alignment is also suboptimal.

Beltran’s contract includes a clause forbidding his team from offering him arbitration, meaning that the Giants can’t get any draft picks for him if and when he departs as a free agent. San Francisco gave up six years of control of Zack Wheeler for about 60 games of Carlos Beltran. If Wheeler sees the big leagues at all, the deal will probably end up a losing one for the Giants.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 6:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I feel bad about it

But I know that in my head, subconsciously, a tiny little part of me will be rooting for Wheeler to fail. Intellectually it makes no sense, and rationally I know it’s stupid, but I when I look at Tim Alderson’s BB-Ref page, I feel a bit better about it, and I guess I’ll feel the same about Wheeler.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

boo

Until it’s a playoff game at Citi Field, I won’t root for Wheeler to fail. What he does in Binghamton or Buffalo next year has utterly nothing to do with whether or not Beltran hits.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know it doesn't

This is a completely irrational feeling. But I would feel terrible if the Giants had given up someone who turns out to be awesome, and therefore, I don’t want Wheeler to be awesome.

Now, if the Giants can win another World Series, then Wheeler can win 6 Cy Youngs in his first 6 years and it’ll be fine.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

it would be different

if he were going to LA or something, but at least I can see him once in a while if he ends up with the Mets. Hey, maybe he’ll end up in Japan for a few years and then be a surprise All-Star in 2014!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Root for him to succeed

To change the shitty organisational process.

by Deleuzian on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Shitty organzational process? The same process that brought us Buster Posey, Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Madison Bumgarner, Pablo Sandoval, Brian Wilson, Sergio Romo and soon to be Brandon Belt?

Thats a crazy good list of homegrown talent.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The same process that brought us Aaron Rowand, Barry Zito, Edgar Renteria, Mark DeRosa, Ryan Garko, and Aubrey Huff.

Check out Catch-28.com. A blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Jul 28, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

TGWTWS

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, let’s give them all an extension. If it worked once, it must work twice.

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by EricW on Jul 28, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that would be shitty organization process.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

My biggest worry is that this trade doesnt change the ultimate outcome of the season and we lost something way more valuable.

I saw us losing to Atlanta in the NLDS. I dont know if Beltran changes that.

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is roughly my view

The Giants will coast to the playoffs, then very likely lose the divisional series to Atlanta. Beltran makes that somewhat less likely, but he’s not Jose Reyes and the Giants will still feature an awful lineup. Wheeler was a top-fifty prospect by this spring. Giving him up really smarts.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone said it in the last thread

But we were bidding against the Braves for Beltran. And I would definitely like our chances less if our Beltran-free team faced a Beltran’d Atlanta in the NLDS. So that’s something.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the ultimate Flags Fly Forever Trade

The Risk/Reward are both so high.

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never read anything at all by Keith Law (in fact, I only know who he is because he is always mentioned here) and I’m not about to start now.

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t read other opinions because it might challenge my ideas.”

Check out Catch-28.com. A blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Jul 28, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh.

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Settle down, strawman

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indians getting Fukudome, it looks like

He’ll be a marginal upgrade for them. Hope they aren’t taking on too much of that money.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 6:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh no, for what? Don’t raid the Clippers!

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports rotorueter traded for Fukudome and $eleventy billion dollars

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

/packs his bags for Des Moines
//sighs

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IOWEGIAN

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP
Scott Ostler just called you out!

The Giants’ deal for Beltran presents a monstrous challenge to bloggers, tweeters, wolfers and assorted critics and second-guessers who could find fault with a free lunch at the French Laundry.

Sorry, Negative Neds, you can’t rip general manager Brian Sabean for this one. Regardless of how it shakes out, this is the best and most necessary trade the Giants have made since, uh, how did they get Mel Ott?

Yes, there’s no possible scenario in which any of this could ever, ever backfire. QED

Also, brb going to sign up here as Negative Ned.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get that last sentence. The Giants signed Mel Ott when 17. Is he saying that this is the most important trade in team history? If so I have to disagree.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

Dumb and wrong are hard to manage in just a few paragraphs, but he did nicely.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he actually knows the circumstances behind the Ott signing.

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by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

"best and most necessary trade"

HA!

This trade was stupid. Sabean got fleeced again. 2+ months of Beltran wasn’t worth a top prospect. The other teams looking at Beltran knew this.

The proof that it was a bad deal is that the talking heads at ESPN like it.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lets not say this is a fleece just yet.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a lot of room for improvement.

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by speckops on Jul 28, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again

It depends on thought process which we will never know.

If the Giants/Sabean believe Wheeler is going to be a #1 or #2 starter and STILL traded him then they are a pack of feces throwing baboobs.

However, if they’ve seen something in Wheeler that they dont like, whether it be skill related or injury related, and are selling high it is a great move.

Time will tell.

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

*baboons

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty certain Sabean caved

I don’t believe it has anything to do with some deficiency Sabean’s team saw in Wheeler.

By the way, I don’t think time will necessarily answer this question. If Wheeler struggles and never makes it then Sabean will be given credit for knowing something even though he might not have.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your basing this off of what now?

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by ResDog on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could be a combination of both

I think if you take the comments from a few days ago about “our list of untouchables is different than public perception” and combine it with the trade that ended up happening, I don’t think it’s inconceivable that, while they like Wheeler, they weren’t quite as high on him as everyone else.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is very true

They obviously didn’t value him as highly as was believed by most fans and also not as high as those rating prospects do.

At the same time, I think they obviously still believed Wheeler had a lot potential and didn’t want to part with him if they didn’t “have to”. I guess I’m more of a long term view sort of guy and I’m still not very high on the Giants chances of a repeat even with Beltran so it is unclear to me that this deal was “worth it”.

I say Sabean caved because I’m sure the Wheeler for Beltran deal was available for a long time and not something the Mets just conceded to.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

or

if the rent could have been paid in May or June.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

well thats not true

if Beltran plays a big role in the Giants winning the World Series this year there’s no possible way it can turn out to be a bad deal.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 28, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And if I happen to the hit the mega lottery

because I bought a ticket does that suddenly make it a smart purchase?

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

note

CSN got more followers last night, Ostler got me posting him here today.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

DARN IT!

Hmmm…what do I do with my opinion about the trade now? The one that says although I love Beltran’s offense, his acquisition forces the outfield into an even deeper logjam and sends a gold-glove level RF to LF, and it cost the Giants a #1/#2 potential starting pitcher who they drafted in the first round and paid $3M+ in signing bonuses, one who will be under Mets control for the next 6 years. Oh, and the Giants only get Beltran for 60+ days and the post-season, but his presence will also offers Sabean the temptation to re-sign him to a 5 year overpriced contract after Scott Boras works his black magic on him. Perhaps it was necessary, but best – man, Ostler, you need to re-evaluate the Giants trade history. I always thought they made a nice deal to get Kevin Mitchell, so stick that in your trade machine Scott!

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by TMOX on Jul 28, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

For recent trades

the Jason Schmidt one was pretty sweet.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basically, if Wheeler makes it to the majors, the Giants lose this trade. In terms of absolute value, that’s just a fact.

But 1) Maybe value isn’t absolute, and 2011 value is worth a lot more to the Giants than future value, and 2) There’s a non-zero, and even, I would argue, closer to 50% chance that Wheeler never makes it to the majors.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

trades are valued ex-ante, not ex-post

What matters are three things: how ‘the market’ values Wheeler (could the Giants have picked up a good shortstop for him?), what the ex-ante expectation is for Wheeler (here his top-fifty rankings by BA and Law tell the tale) and what Beltran adds to the Giants (about another win through the end of the year).

Ex-ante, this one is a loser even if you think Wheeler’s market value was low, and I don’t.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

see though the thing is

you (and we) have NO way of judging what the market for Wheeler is. Even speculating is grossly irresponsible. The ONLY way fans can realistically evaluate trades is ex-post, because we have absolutely no idea what the market is like, and value is not static.

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by Viliphied on Jul 28, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that there are still “traditional” reporters out there with a hatred for bloggers.

DAMN YOU, INTERTUBES!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK NEGATIVE NED

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

PESSIMISTIC PETE

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by ResDog on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Debbie Downer

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

As always. There are two sides to these things. I believe the Rasmus clan
TORONTO – "He’s listening to somebody, he doesn’t listen to the Cardinal coaches much and that’s why he gets in these funks. If he would stay with what they teach, he would have … but I actually feel concern for him, because he hears it from so many places, he’s got to be confused."

— Tony La Russa on centre fielder Colby Rasmus, to KSDK-TV.

Not so, says the man supposedly in Rasmus’ ear.

"This is the second time Tony has said this in the last three weeks, the statement that Colby is listening to me is 100% fiction," said Tony Rasmus, father of the Blue Jays’ new centre fielder, from Phenix City, Alabama.

Colby Rasmus, 24, the son was acquired in a busy day of dealing Wednesday.

Tony Rasmus, the father, coaches the Russell County High School Warriors, who won the 2005 national high school title going 38-1 with Colby hitting 24 home runs, breaking Bo Jackson’s Alabama state high school home run record.

Fathers are protective of their sons, it’s part of their job.

Tony Rasmus didn’t throw the first stone, but he was firing back.

In June of 2010 the father visited his son in St. Louis and worked on hitting: "We didn’t do anything serious. Colby told Tony about it. After last June that was the end of that," said Tony Rasmus, who said four weeks ago the Cards and Colby were involved in talks on a four-year deal.

"Evidently Tony (La Russa) has absolutely made that stuff up. He’s got it on the brain. If I was working with my son I’d tell people.

"Tony needed pitching and wanted to force the GM into making a trade, so he belittled Colby to the fans."

Besides adding right-handed starter Edwin Jackson, who the Jays had acquired from the White Sox earlier Wednesday, the Cards added relievers Marx Rzepczynski and Octavio Dotel from the Jays.

"Tony would like to have 25 pitchers," Tony Rasmus said, "like he thinks he has to put his stamp on every ball game. They had nothing else to trade. I think everyone is better off now."

The father spoke to his son Wednesday.

Said it’s the happiest he’s heard his son since double-A Springfield in 2007.

The father said his son "loved" the fans, the sea of red showing nightly at Busch Stadium and he "loved" the team, but he had a "hard time dealing with all the other stuff. This is a win-win."

Jeff Luhnow, the Cards’ vice-president of player procurement, made Rasmus his first pick in the 2005 draft, causing La Russa, according to Tony Rasmus, to "make cracks how Colby was Luhnow’s boy and that led to (former GM) Walt Jocketty leaving."

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/07/27/rasmus-dad-blasts-tony—la-russa

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 7:13 AM PDT reply actions  

This just in

Tony LaRussa is a prick.

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by ResDog on Jul 28, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow he really is.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rolen

Remember what a malcontent and complete a-hole Scott Rolen was and how LaRussa had to get rid of him to clear the clubhouse environment. I can’t believe I haven’t heard the same thing out of the Blue Jays and Reds since the Cards made a similar trade of Rolen to this Rasmus deal. It is never a good idea to get in bed with a celebrity manager at the expense of your team’s future, but that’s exactly what the Cardinals have done. This is going to end badly – Ramus is going to be a monster away from that environment. I wonder if the Giants could have snagged him instead of Beltran; I think LaRussa wanted more MLB-ready talent, though.

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by TMOX on Jul 28, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

so should the headline read, “beltran belt out of town”?

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 28, 2011 7:14 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

#prematureDibleytweets
@dandibley Dan Dibley
BREAKING NEWS: from @CNN that @BOWOW has died, reportedly a suicide. A bottle of Valium found at his bedside in Miami. RIP. 23 yrs old damn

There’s just horrible reporting all over the place this week.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 28, 2011 7:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, and to clarify. Bowow isn’t dead. It was a fake CNN page.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 28, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I thought that was him bagging on CSN at first. Worst tweet since the Mel Ott trade!

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain has just a silly HR/FB ratio this year, 4.3%

Even lower than his career average of 6.7%.

Why?
Because Matt Cain.

by Deleuzian on Jul 28, 2011 7:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Man

Cain did give up a lot of warning track balls last night though. At least, that’s how I remember it.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did

But most of those don’t even reach the track at home. CBP is pretty ridiculous.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

f*ing juiced park bullsh*t

I like the “quirky” non-donut park shapes, but I really hate these stupid bandboxy homertraps like there and Cincinnati.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

And every one the Philly fans though was out. Philadelphia fans are the worst at judging HR’s off the bat.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is the league average HR/FB%?

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get this as much as I don't get BABIP

The problem I have with BABIP is exemplified by Huff’s 2011.

I’ve heard BABIP cited many times for supporting that a player is “just unlucky” because his BABIP is unusually low. How many Giants watching Huff’s “balls in play” this year (mostly to the second baseman) could claim with a straight face that Huff has been “unlucky”?

I don’t mind the BABIP stat per-se, but rather the way it is usually used to indicate some sort of “lucky” or “unlucky” period of time. Why couldn’t a low BABIP be indicative of a player who is just not hitting the ball all that well anymore? Why couldn’t a high BABIP be indicative of a player who has started to figure things out and making great contact with the ball?

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP alone has a lot of noise, as you indicated

But looking at BABIP with things like LD% and GB% can give you a better picture.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP is actually better suited to evaluating pitchers

I think with hitter you need to look at other numbers to evaluate whether a guy has been unlucky.. Line drive %, Ground ball %, etc.

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

This makes a lot of sense to me, especially Line Drive percentage which I think would be a much better indicator of how a hitter is striking the ball.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right

But if you see a guy with a similar LD% as he’s always had but worse results, then you can start to look at BABIP as perhaps being luck-influenced for that player.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would you really need to look at BABIP

if the line drive percentage was the same? What else could it be?

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, it just means that fewer line drives have been falling.

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by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No prob. Huff is a perfect example of seeing is suckiness is not really luck induced

In comparions to last season his walk rate is WAY down, his line drive rate is down, and his ground ball percentage is up.

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants top 6 pitchers by fWAR

Madison Bumgarner 3.9
Matt Cain 3.6
Tim Lincecum 3.5
Sergio Romo 1.5
Ryan Vogelsong 1.5
Jonathan Sanchez 1

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 7:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Heh

Our pitching rules

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The next thing I would do if I were Sabes

Is dangle Jonathan Sanchez at the Reds and see if you can get Ryan Hanigan, maybe for Sanchez + a B prospect. If they absolutely won’t give up Hanigan, try to get Hernandez instead.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Does trading Sanchez help us “win now”, though?

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

totally agree

and if you are going to do the Beltran rental then you really have to also do a deal to upgrade the catcher position.

If the catcher position is not upgraded somehow, then to me the Beltran deal makes no sense whatsoever.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

My worry is that

Beltran is a good enough player and a big enough name that the FO might be tempted to just say “done!”.

I hope that’s not the case.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

or

that they used the only “bullet” in the farm system they’re willing to part with that will bring back a replacement-level or better player.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

One would think so

but if they’re overly prospect-clutchy, I dunno.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a poker player and everyone knows

that when you go “all in” you go “all in”.

If you are going to part with Wheeler to “go for it now” then you must do something at catcher. You just have to or else the Beltran rental makes no sense.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

/still waiting

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

/check raises

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

For Hannigan or Hernandez? Yes.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is against the rational side of me

I don’t want to trade Sanchez because I can’t stand Barry Zito. I just can’t.

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

GET DONTRELLE TOO!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they'd call up Surkamp!

But look, realistically, how many more Zito starts will you have to endure? Between now and the end of the season? 5? 6?

He’s not making the playoff roster, so you don’t have to worry about him then.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I realize that this is probably over-simplistic, but the Giants are only 3 games up, so 6 starts by Zito is quite meaningful.

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by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

unless he is total crap in all 6 and regardless you’ll see a shorter and shorter leash.

by nofreetime on Jul 28, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

unless he is total crap in all 6 and regardless you’ll see a shorter and shorter leash.

Entirely possible. A shorter and shorter leash would also kill the bullpen and reduce one of the greatest advantages we have.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

But we’re more likely than not going to make the playoffs no matter who runs out there as the 5th starter.

And riddle me this: Who are your 4 playoff starters? Is Sanchez in that group for you? Really?

Because if he’s not, then his value to the 2011 Giants is very, very low. And his value relative to his salary for the 2012 Giants aint that great either.

He’s more valuable to another team than this one, quite obviously. That’s exactly when you should trade a guy.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

or put another way

that $6M (or part of it) could be used to re-sign Vogelsong.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong is arb eligible.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

then $2M of guapo.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d still take Zito over at least 2 of the guys in Arizona’s rotation.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 28, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree with this.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d really like this

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 28, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, hold on
SFGiants San Francisco Giants

Tim Lincecum scheduled to start tonight for #SFGiants against #Phillies RHP Kyle Kendrick.

That’s the official twitter, but it occurs to me that they might just be parroting the official listed starter, which might not have any new info.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Timmeh day!

?

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by Badly Browned on Jul 28, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports that Pat Burrell will be towing the rubber for The City tonight.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm, that’s not his toe.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ME

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah; there’s an actual human behind that Twitter account.

Fun fact: His name is “Bryan Srabean.” Not even kidding.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Srabian, isn’t it?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, Philly hasn’t lost back to back games since June 4th? Wow.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 8:11 AM PDT reply actions  

WTF

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm taking a sick day today

I need to gather myself. I am just going to recap my last 72 hours in a baseball-only sense.

Tuesday – Work all day excited about Lincecum and the Phillies series starting. Race home from work, stopping at the store to pick up some bbq supplies. Hear on the radio its 75 instead of 55. Meh. Get home and the cable is out. I call Comcast about the cable and flip my lid on them because this is an ongoing saga. Cable comes back on and its 4-1 phillies in the 2nd inning. Fuck you Zito. TV Off. Go to bed. (Unrelated – some MORAN was chainsawing outside my bedroom until 9:30 pm, thus adding to my furiousness. he doesnt have to stop because ‘quiet time’ in our condo complex is 10pm…)

Wednesday – OMG BELTRAN – Gary Brown – Zach/Zack Wheeler – Both – Neither – Ham Sandwich – Reyes? – Catcher? – Nnamdi – GAAAHHHH – Comcast cable is out again – So is propane in the BBQ – CAIN!!!!! – Burrell released/not released – Belt sent down/not sent down/might get sent down – Greatest freakout thread in history of this blog, in which I never even got scolded for bad grammar/capitalization/punctuation or for typing in ALL CAPS.

Thursday – Everything seems fine today however I still have no cable and at this point no energy to even watch a baseball game. Still awaiting roster move. Gonna play 10 hours of the show and see if I can get traded from the damn padres who have a death grip on my career.

I don’t care if anyone reads this. I just needed to take a step back and figure out what really just happened and how I’m supposed to feel about it. Carry on.

by projectmayhem713 on Jul 28, 2011 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Yesterday’s freak out day was reminiscent of the freak out from that July 4 game against the Rockies last year. This one was more of a rollercoaster mind fuck than anything, though.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ran out of propane for my BBQ last night too!

I have seen the future of rock n' roll, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 28, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports everyone everywhere has plenty of propane, according to a source.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Timmy day!

Now Giants please get rid of Rowand, and get a better catcher than Whiteside!

Also, PLAY BELT MOTHERFUCKERS!

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 8:15 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Yay, I get to see Cain on Monday!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

weird to see Beltran on the Cot's Contracts page for SF
  • award bonuses: $0.1M each for Silver Slugger, Aaron Award, Gold Glove, All Star, most All Star votes in league, BA/TSN/AP MVP or Player of Year; $0.15M each for LDS MVP, LCS MVP; $0.2M each for 2nd-5th in MVP vote; $0.25M for WS MVP; $0.5M for first MVP; $1M for second MVP; $1.5M for third and subsequent MVPs
  • perks: hotel suite on road, 15-person suite at home games, player to purchase post-season tickets, club agreed to lease ocular enhancer machine (device that throws numbered & multi-colored tennis balls at 150 mph)
  • Beltran to donate $0.3M annually to charity (half to club charity, half to charity of player’s choice)

I wonder who they kicked out of a luxury box for him.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I dunno

it would seem funny for the Mets to pay for him to win the LCS MVP when they’re home watching!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

The charity clause is interesting. Is that a standard thing?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this alignment
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Lincecum gets the ball tonight. So it’ll be Vogelsong, Bumgarner and Zito in Cincy, then Cain, Lincecum and Vogelsong at home v AZ.

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by DFARowand on Jul 28, 2011 8:17 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s good except for Zito. He needs to not pitch…anywhere while still in a Giants uniform.

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he's gotta pitch though

I kind of prefer it’s not against a divisional rival right behind us in the hunt.

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 28, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Zito traded at the deadline. Sanchez activated to start.

One can dream.

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly

Giants are making Beltran trade official. Release should be out shortly. Sabean speaking in an hour.

This is when it will all be official. It’s worth noting that we haven’t gotten confirmation that it’s Wheeler-and-only-Wheeler from the team yet, though I don’t expect any surprises.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

WHEEE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Bochy gave up his #15.

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he gets that Rolex, yeah.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 28, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Rolex?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a play on Scott Rolen

or perhaps, Aaron Rowand’s illegal gambling pseudonym a la Michael Vick’s Ron Mexico?

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 28, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

though I don’t expect any surprises.

Very brave of you after the last 24 hours…

by projectmayhem713 on Jul 28, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports Giants releasing Beltran in an hour, according to sources.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jul 28, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

What people don’t realize is that Wheeler going to the Mets ups his bust chances by about 20%

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:27 AM PDT reply actions  

This may really Mets up his career.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This could end up being a really Citi move for him.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that's true

I mean, if I were a pitching prospect, the Giants system is where I’d want to be.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ike davis looks longingly at the properly diagnosed ankles of other players

by Hyoton on Jul 28, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL METS

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT???????

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Don’t know how we messed this up. Alex Hinshaw called up, will spot start tonight after Lincecum traded instead of Wheeler. More details coming.

by schmohog on Jul 28, 2011 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

#prematureCSNtweets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cute.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 28, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

No one has any freak out left in them. We used it all up yesterday.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have only believed that if it were a reporter with CSN in their handle.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 28, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Believed that it was a real tweet, anyway. Not believed the content… Yeah…

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 28, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should read #prematureCSNtweets from last night.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got rid of my twitter a while ago, and I don’t know how to do that without one. But yeah, I really wanted to read those last night.

by schmohog on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this was real until I saw the “Lincecum traded”.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Hinshaw has a 9.00 ERA in 10 IP this year. 15 H, 11 BBs and 11 Ks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 AM PDT reply actions  

He is 28.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I really do think the Giants just forgot he’s on there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I think he must be out of options this year, so his time to befuddle us is almost over.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Idea for a Natto piece:

Forever alone guy, with Hinshaw’s head.

‘Forever on the 40 man’

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only 5 years and a trip to japan and venezuela away from a breakout year

by Hyoton on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean vetoed the Hinshaw-for-Beltran trade at the last minute.

by wcw on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s just on the 40-man as a defensive move. The Giants know that if they release him, we’ll wind up as some shit team’s fifth starter and then throw a 92-pitch CGSO against them.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’ll*

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 28, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE STRUCK OUT BRYCE HARPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE MOST BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd a little
PhilliesFever

AHHH! A Giant! Run for your lives at noon! @TBrownYahoo MLB has cleared the Beltran paperwork. He becomes a Giant around noon ET today.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Haha

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Stealing from Amazing Avenue

wow

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Cue the espn article saying the rockies were winning the division!
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
A perfect guy for the Brewers to try to trade for: Mark Ellis, who has been playing great for the Rockies (who are sellers now.) #trades

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

How does MArk Ellis make any sense for the Brewers?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck, when did that happen?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

check out the video, it’s pretty nasty. Ankle went to about a 90 degree angle

by djfivenine on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

They just lost Weeks for weeks.

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

And his replacement, Craig Counsel, is 0 for his last 38

Damn

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

he could play SS? IDK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh I didn't know Weeks got hurt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

@baseballmarty
marty lurie
The Giants can help themselves by blasting Cincy this weekend and prying Hernandez loose..yes money saved on Beltran can be used here

You nerbs are smarter than me; does this make sense?

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by troymccluresf on Jul 28, 2011 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

yes.

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

if we sweep them they could be out of the race

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

The Reds have so much fucking catching depth they could deal if they were in the middle of a pennant race.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Dusty doesn't play rookies

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't even have to

He has 2 ML quality catchers and 2 supposedly very good catching prospects.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

My point is if they trade Hernandez

Dusty will never play Mesoraco, so they effectively have one catcher.

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito will be the only losing pitcher for the Giants in the series. The Reds decide that because they were not swept, they will not become sellers and decide not to trade Hernandez. Dammit, Zito.

by TBRMKane on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why Yonder Alonso is on their MLB roster

He needs to be moved ASAP for help elsewhere. Like, yesterday.

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they just give up Gomes to the Nationals to make room for Alonso?

by Rdubya on Jul 28, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alonso is a first baseman. And not a particularly good one. He’s like Travis Ishikawa in outfield. Maybe worse.

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants don’t usually play the Reds well. We know this cuz’ the Mr.‘s parents are in Ohio and we will always say something like "check out this player, he’s great…" and that player will immediately hit into a quadruple play or give up a 10 run homer.

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe you because those things are impossible.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reds are currently 5.5 back in the central and behind 3 other teams. If they end the week 7 or 8 games back I think it really would make a difference how they feel about trading Hernandez. Then again, I still think a Ross for Hernandez swap makes a ton of sense for both teams.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

They didn’t save any money aquiring Beltran. In fact, they added a little more than 2 million to the payroll.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is true, but I think Martiy is probably basing this on the reports that said the Giants would be willing to take on all of Beltran’s contract if they could give up a lesser prospect. If those reports are true they could still stretch the payroll at least another 4 mil for the rest of the year if they really wanted to.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 28, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

With all those home sell outs, increased beer sales, and World Series bling sales the Giants damn well better be willing to spend some freakin’ money! [or pay off the mortgage faster]

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler had a 3.3m signing bonus plus costs of development. The Giants got 4m. Plus, they are still on the hook for Beltran’s salary (6M).

by Hyoton on Jul 28, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler’s bonus is sunk cost though

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

This concept is very hard for people to understand. All of the sportswriters are acting like Wheeler’s value = his signing bonus.

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by EricW on Jul 28, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of them? That is a mighty large poll

by Hyoton on Jul 28, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

By all I mean Andy. I shudder to think what Hank, KNBR and CSN are saying.

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by EricW on Jul 28, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is Beltran’s; I am unsure how any of this is “saved” money

by Hyoton on Jul 28, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s “saved” because Sabean was prepared to eat all of Beltran contract by giving up lesser prospect. That means they had budget approved to do so. By not eating 4M, theoretically there is 4M still approved by ownership group to go after upgrades elsewhere.

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

MADDUX MONEY!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

RUNZLER AND ROWNADS 4 HERNANDEZ

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Rowand could probably revive his career in that bandbox Cincy calls a ball field, but do the Reds need an outfielder?

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

specifically a RHH one. I would think they’d have real interest Ross, but I guess they probably wouldn’t turn down a free, or almost free, Rowand either.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 28, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm….
newsletter?

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by Merope on Jul 28, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

If the Reds needed a RH platoon bat, they would have kept Gomes.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean (suspended above fiery lava pit): WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS? JUST TELL ME!

Hinshaw: …I will remain on the 40 man roster for as long as I feel like it.

Sabean: THAT’S IT? THAT’S YOUR DEMAND?

Hinshaw: Yes. (rubs hands together)

Sabean: YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO BE ON THE ACTIVE ROSTER? YOU DON’T WANT TO PITCH IN A GAME?

Hinshaw: No. (rubs hands together)

Sabean: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?!

Hinshaw: No. Muaaahahaha! Muahahahaha!

by schmohog on Jul 28, 2011 8:51 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

No.

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welp, see ya later.

by schmohog on Jul 28, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's official
Joelsherman1 Joel Sherman

by mlbtrgiants
For those needing “ts” crossed, #Mets just put out press release stating have traded Beltran for Wheeler #sfgiants

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

You say good bye, and I say Hello

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by jctGamer on Jul 28, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, hello.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ Blocks @Wheelerpro45

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by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

@baseballmarty marty lurie
The #SFGiants have discussed a trade with the #bluejays sending Rowand for Silly Putty, and rubberbands

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Bill Hall released

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

lame

burris gotta go

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

they needed to clear a roster spot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

hinshaw gotta go

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 28, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Turned on KNBR to hear the announcement.

and now I realize that Bill S Preston Esq. now has a broadcasting job. somehow.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

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