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Keith Olbermann Was Right Thread 2

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rude

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vile*

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vile

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 23, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

found braun robbing cody

does anybody remember cody batting leadoff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inI8MgSyPY

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst part of that at the time was Ross couldn’t crack the lineup because Bochy was playing Guillen. A HR would have helped his cause a little. Thankfully in the end it worked out.

by Josh L on Jul 23, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting a HR earns you the bench.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINS WINS WINS

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD PRINCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

LOL FIELDER

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t Braun have a bad leg? I don’t thunk he’ll be going.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL thunk

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I imagine he won’t be running with his calf.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

now he is

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spoke too soon

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. WP =/= SB.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

True…but still free bases =P

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, same impact on the Giants, but it has nothing to do with Braun’s ability to run.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santiago Kasilla

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

great pitch right there

by Hyoton on Jul 23, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Much better in here.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck....

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice K K-zilla

MCC is 10 seconds faster than my MLBTV…

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 23, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes please

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewart can’t block shit

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He just blocked one right before that even wilder pitch

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catchers are not generally expected to block fastballs in the dirt.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla is a little annoying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES. NOW.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh at this point I"m ok with walking weeks

by dhp318 on Jul 23, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody warming up?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

by Hyoton on Jul 23, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when Casilla used to throw 97?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We thought they'd never end...

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...TGWTWS

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’d sing and dance forever and a day

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and for strikes?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw muthu fooking strikes

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by ELOOIE on Jul 23, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was scary

At least off the bat

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah.

McGehee is their Aubrey Huff. Terrible this year.

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by kiririn on Jul 23, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am scared of betancourt. And it feels so wrong.

by dhp318 on Jul 23, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Based on what he says while broadcasting, I’d have expected Kruk to walk more than 3.2 per 9 in his career.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe he only walked ’em with men on 2nd and a 3-0 count.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got an open base!

Even when it’s third

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of those 3.2 walks per 9 were to the open base.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE GOT OUT BETANCOURT!

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok….painless half inning

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

That was not very impressive. But put up a zero!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i get nervous whenever casilla pitches in a close game

by justhangin on Jul 23, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla!

He doesn’t make it look pretty all the time, but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, even with the diminished velocity he’s not half bad. Certainly not a gas can. Not easy to get through the heart of the Brewers order.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes Owlcroft!!!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla

I’m not filled with the seething rage that some seem to have towards Casilla. He’s been a mostly effective pitcher for the Giants, most of the time. When he’s had his command and velocity (100+ mph), he’s been one of the most unhittable pitchers I’ve ever seen. But his command is a fleeting thing, and his velocity has been down this year.

Still, he’s managed to be serviceable much of the time up to now. I think maybe he’s living on borrowed time, which makes him like a lot of major league relievers, whose shelf life is pretty brief.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, Aaron, and I know that the owl doesn’t.

But Casy isn’t one I would hang my hat on.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That light was DEAD RED!

Failure!

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering they have a legitimate heart of the order, I can’t blame him for walking them.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to say, the Giants have gone 1.000 in disturbing commercials this year

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

They're the disturbing commercial MVPs

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Huff’s BBs are just like Barry’s IBBs, right?

by Bar None on Jul 23, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BK

A Really Big Chicken Combo — I’m out.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Amy! Are you with me? Let’s goooo……

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum=awesome cowboy

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ Ross the Rodeo Clown and Bumgarner

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Cowboy Fan

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

we need a victory gif of this man

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by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone light the Natto signal

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GREAT!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!! jugga jugga

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

When Nate is good, Nate is good.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate used his psychic powers there to make the ball do that

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Stewie

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

3 hits vs a LHP!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

darn. He would’ve beat that out easily.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate 3 for 3 against a lefty! Bochy’s big head is confused!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

the Giants are actually hitting Randy Wolf

by slapsy on Jul 23, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Natto around?

I need a gif of that cowboy fan.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

If there was a team to bunt against, it’s the Brewers with their horrible defense

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

of course the guy hitting 7th is the one with 3 hits

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Pissed Bochy took away his cleanup spot

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So pissed Nate says “Shove that up your lineup card!!!”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least we have some cowboys at at&t park when the aliens attack

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 23, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s Olivia Wilde???

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Goofy movie premise

by slapsy on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on torres, do it now

by Hyoton on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres should go deep, IMO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You make a thoughtful argument. I’m convinced.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUNGO. Lets go

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon, Yungo!

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooh, I’m not sure. I stepped away from the radio for a second. I just heard them talk about the nickname last night on the wrap and assumed that’s how you spell it.

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s with a Y
http://www.yungogigante.com/y/home.html

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Torres

….DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I see someone on the on-deck circle….

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t leave this up to Scott.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres' line against Wolf and Bochy didn't start him?

I’m surprised

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ToBBes

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand should go deep, IMO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

i applaud your dedication

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these times it’ll work.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But is it IYHO?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with not adding the "H"

Seems like false modesty to me.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would have been the appropriate action

Scott needs to review his baseball etiquette.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY LUNA LOVEGOOD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch, Rowand take a squat

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheating the game…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Why aren't they taking out Wolf for a righty

It would guarantee a Rowand out

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Place your bets....

I say HR

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BB

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something productive

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL US

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand just wiggled his junk at me.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GRED AND FORGE WEASLEY

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants don’t value my opinions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Classless!

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vile!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try being more assertive.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fucking surprise!

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Scott

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit. That was very hittable.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

You have the same first name as that overpaid bum

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

by that impeccable reasoning, I must be his biggest fan.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironically

stadium music chosen for his AB: “money for nothing” by Dire Straits

by slapsy on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm….neither Luna nor the twins worked as rally starters. Darn

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Luna’s too busy chasing Crumple-Horned Snorkacks

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 23, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps some Snape?

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been there done that…he failed me

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, he’s not very good at it thought.

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 23, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo on the other hand

is very good at it thought.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention Nate

who might be the it thought MVP of the team.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUNNY GUY

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Stewart has 5 LOB. I’m glad our good hitters are towards the end of the order.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP!!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Kepp

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPY D!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPFENSE

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The frame rate on those Speedie Oil Change transition is so choppy.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY NEW GUY!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M LIKING THIS KEPPINGER GUY

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt givin props

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet kepp

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN

FILTHY LUCROY

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss looks expendable by the day

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he stole a base that one time

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Expendable” is so generous.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

but VROOOOM?!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great catch

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jul 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HALLELUJAH!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dip him in a burning batter of batting stance liquid.
Cool him off.
Break the shell.
Then kick him in the ass.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this one run lead

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll be back tomorrow

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner…

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Jeremy Affeldt.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFELDT

So good these past two months.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Affeldt is Good

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

beautiful 2 strike

by Hyoton on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Affeldt

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

So...

Do we like Affeldt again?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I NEVER DID

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I change my sig?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

today we do

ask again tomorrow. we’re fickle little girls

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

In which game did Affeldt start being good again?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It was like in May

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart.

You are the missing link. Goodbye.

by maysian on Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I like having good Affeldt back on the team

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at using Belt to advertise. BELT IS BACK!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, that is pretty funny

/sits on bench

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was funny too. They can air that, but they canned my commercial. There ain’t no justice in the world.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Brandon Belt commercial

Come watch him sit on the bench!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WSH 5, LAD 2

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t Hawkins have a son in the minors?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The new anchor at CSNBA

must have gone to the Raj Mathai school of broadcasting

by slapsy on Jul 23, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY BADASS NEVILLE

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Affelt + type B for Beltran

Mets can flip Affelt around if they want to. Good LH Relievers have great value at deadline.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 23, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm im thinking the Mets would prefer mike minor instead...

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets say NO WAY

They’re going to hold out for one of the big 3.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll have to hold out until free agency, then.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

They’ll get a better offer from the Braves or Phillies.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant, if they want one of those three, they will have to wait until they reach free agency.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

I’m talking about Belt, Wheeler, and Brown

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then they'll have to wait for a loooooong time

Those three aren’t UFAs for a while.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaTroy one of the best non pitchers the G’s ever had.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY NEVILLE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That little boy creeps me out

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 23, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

cowboy sucking on a lollypop

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

sugar is better than alcohol

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sugar is IN alcoholic drinks.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t hear the NPR bit this morning about bars in Canada passing out lollipops to drunks on Canada Day? Google: Canada and lollipop !

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY ZUKO

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody put up Rally Menudo again

it worked last time

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Huff

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If LaTroy gets out of this inning — I’m off to Cops

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Menudo?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It works!

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's getting hot, folks!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Good night Huff

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PUFFIN!

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooo huff

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF DADDY!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SEND BELT DOWN TO SALEM-KEIZER

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no

belt is going to rot on the bench for another week

by ldv on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY!

Good approach tonight!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a strike

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally halo-halo?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That looks delicious.

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t work…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's the shaved ice?!

"Sharp grounder hit to Uribe to Thompson, for one, to Clark- DOUBLE PLAY!"

by FanFavoriteNo36 on Jul 23, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the bottom. Look closer! =D

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halo Halo ...

The cornucopia of Asian delights.

"Sharp grounder hit to Uribe to Thompson, for one, to Clark- DOUBLE PLAY!"

by FanFavoriteNo36 on Jul 23, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff’s game- just a weird event or is Bochy really some sort of mad genius?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 23, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird event

Just like the 3-HR game.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sucks for the rest of the season

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait… what?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st one

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

pressure's back on

healthy belt. has to perform. same as before belt broke his wrist

by Brannigan's Law on Jul 23, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 2 Keppinger Ks in 3 games as a Giant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Just needs to GIDP and he’ll be a REAL Giant!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam Bam broke him already?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 23, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We knew he'd fit in!

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

fffffffffffffffffffffffffff

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Kepp :(

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck these bar exam commercials

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I object

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coors Light is SUPER cold?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only when it is super blue. Or do I have the wrong beer?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Keppinger strikes out a lot for someone who doesn't strike out a lot

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff’s been reaching base a lot today for a guy who doesn’t get on base.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, he's reached base 3 times?

That means he sits tomorrow, right?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 23, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if there’s a grittier veteran behind him.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha his girlfriend has no idea the bar exam is not what she thinks it is.

Atta babe, good pick.

by schmohog on Jul 23, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SO HILARIOUS, RIGHT?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coors Light: Lie to your girlfriend about your interest in law school

Atta babe, good pick.

by schmohog on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s she gonna do? Sue?

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL No purchase necessary for the Giants baby contest

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

She should have told me that!

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUT AND PROUD

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sup

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt just got dry humped

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy wants moar commerzials

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This

of course he does

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 23, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

Bochy just got outmaneuvered right there. I’d rather have Affeldt going against Carroll.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather have Romo going against Carroll anyone.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

mark kotsay is no longer a living human being

by mestup9069 on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope Carroll enjoyed being in the game.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

She did

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Fontenot understands

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I found out? There is no Carol in HR!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kotsy means something very dirt in Italian.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford is in! /swoon

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Danger

2-strike count!!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wicked sinker there, Sergio

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Another good one

LOL INC SLIDER

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM NOW!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL those kids

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That little kid in front was hilarious.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked the kid waving in the runner

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio!

FINISH HIM NOW!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Romo to throw another slider like that one he did to Hairston. Made him bail out and it was called a strike.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun is not Hairston

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t affect my desire.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was even sweeter because Hairston

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Romo

Finish this fucker

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO

Doesn’t have the good slider right now. That’s a recipe for big trouble.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO FINISH HIM

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 23, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO

Knows he’s pulled after this AB, milking it!

by haemaker on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BRAUN!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LOSER

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GIANT-KILLER

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

that was off the plate :P

by chenster on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

eh its been called a strike at least once this game

by dhp318 on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURGE!!!!!!!!!!!

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE

WITH THE FASTBALL!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

that was probably not a strike. But I’ll take it.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes up for Vogelsong getting jobbed.

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also: Wotus strikes back!

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

and not the fun kind(s)

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers kept getting that call, it’s only fair

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wotus made that possible

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Atta babe, good pick.

by schmohog on Jul 23, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Gift call from Holbrook

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Make-up for the rest of the game.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

About time.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. Romo has pitched his 0.1 innings

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

two of them, even.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

.2

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Lopez vs Prince

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you got a weather ballon with points!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BART is kinda of like our own personal limousine!

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

except with weird people and stained seats!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty poor limo company, if you ask me.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

u got a weather balloon w/ pts

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

that commercial is so annoying

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes i did!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Looking at Gameday, even Prince Fielder’s “cold” zones are crazy.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I would use my Citi points to send Nyjer Morgan into space on a weather balloon

Atta babe, good pick.

by schmohog on Jul 23, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

is the correct use of your points

The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.

by The Enchanter on Jul 23, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Ron Wotus

You set that one up. The long con.

by Your mother on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

.109!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

.109!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Lopez either pitched or warmed up in every game this year? If anyone’s farm falls off, I feel like it’ll be his

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon Javier

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

.109

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD PRINCE

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD PRINCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN!

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ez

Lopez is so filthy.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Now score some runs!

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye bye!

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

NASTY!!!!!

alltough no longer .109

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So, um, our bullpen is pretty good.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FIELOLDER

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez just destroys lefties.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Phillies guys are gonna have Nam flashbacks when he shows up.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh heh heh

I’m gonna love that.

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our eighth inning relievers are unhittable!!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs please

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The blonde girl in the commercial looks a bit like Rebecca Black’s friend whose hanging with her in the back seat

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 23, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I thankfully wouldn’t know.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one?

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

kicking in the backseat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

kicking in the front seat

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta make my mind up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WICH SEAT SHOULD I TAKE?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S FRIED EGG, FRIED EGG

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE?

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Saturday Saturday

Saturday works cause the song somehow does Friday with 3 syllables

by surewhynot on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fri-iiii-day

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta make my mind up

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe they took the video down

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hair=NOMNOMNOM

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lopez and Romo combo is insane.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ninth inning guy not so much

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yer kidding yea

The same guy who has most saves in MLB last 4 years?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bullpen really is the difference between us being contenders and just another .500 team.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the rotation is the difference between being contenders and the Astros?

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the expansion Mets.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo's season stats

33.2 IP
19 H
4 BB
2 HR
49 K

0.68 WHIP
1.87 ERA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Ramirez!!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he allows about half as many baserunners per inning as Wilson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

13.125 K/9

So, um, yeah.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it makes no sense at all and will never happen

But part of me would love to see him start a couple of games.

by Your mother on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NIIIIIICCCCCCCEEEEEEE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need 1 Moar bat

And man is the O might be pretty solid again

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 23, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Need insurance runs. For my heart’s sake.

by dhp318 on Jul 23, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheat

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch was Loe!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Marco Estrada in MIL's pen

DIRTBAG

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BBoss

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY JAYMEE SIRE

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HAWT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

on certain angles her nose is weird.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yea

if by weird you mean HOTTTT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s not nearly as friendly as Mindy Bach though. Kinda an icy lady.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though, Kate Longworth is actually the most affable of the bunch.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw her around a lot in 2009. But once Maiocco got hired by CSN she got put on A’s duty and that was that.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s real nice. Most of the anchors there are really nice people.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humm, let’s speculate about women we’ve never actually met.

by Bar None on Jul 23, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except, I have. I worked about five feet from them.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

burn

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL office gossip.

by Bar None on Jul 23, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL face saving attempt

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not gossip, it’s my opinion based on personal interaction. I have nothing negative to say about any of them. Some of the anchors are more outgoing than others, some are a little silly, and some are all about serious business.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great for you to work with these individuals, unlike most of us. However, I’d take your agreement with someone that so and so is “kinda an icy lady” as a negative opinion.

by Bar None on Jul 23, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was agreeing more with the first statement, sorry I wasn’t clearer.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I don’t think of “icy” as negative.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

u know nothing jon snow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Betty Draper = diva

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see the forest for the trees!

by Bar None on Jul 23, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLASPHEMY!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

why hasn't she gotten plastic surgery yet!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He throws it Loe and outside

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This pitcher is a Loeballer

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate gets AT&T'd again

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Nate rocked that thing

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

Have you seen those abs? DAYUM.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEW!

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWIE!!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Stew!

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ten bucks he bunts

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Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Stewart

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Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STEW!!!!!

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by SharkMonster on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

with all the talk about beltran

i wonder if we are going to get a catcher or not still

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

there might not be a better one to get. Is Napoli available?

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart gets a hit!

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I get a Belt AB?

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by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not recall how Andres is in these situations

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Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY PLANK FAIL!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Only athletes can plank

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Wilson coming in

We need some insurance.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah that guy who won a world series for us last year and who has like 29 saves already is terrible.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Please, continue ignoring the fact that he continues to walk 5 batters per 9 IP, while striking out batters at a lower rate than any of the past three years.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying he’s having a great year. But he hasn’t been nearly as bad as people here make him out to be. I still trust him when it’s all said and done.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably ought to be able to handle seeing people say they’re happy to score insurance runs.

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like ‘em fine. Don’t like people feeling they need them.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

deal with it

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

until Wilson stops allowing 1.5 runners per inning, they'll keep feeling like they need them

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUNGOOOOO

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by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Should Chris Stewart start more games?

I say yes.

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The difference in hitting between him and Whiteside this year is far greater than the difference in defense.

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still feel we should start Stewart more.

We’re gonna need good defense against teams with great offense.

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s already starting more than he ought to. It seems almost like 50-50 at the moment. It should be more like 70-30 in Whiteside’s favor.

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance!

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by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YUNI

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet!

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Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Excellent

You’ve been waiting awhile?

by haemaker on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUUUUUNGOOOOOOOOO

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuniesky Betancourt.

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!

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by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS WHY THE BREWERS DEFENSE SUCKS

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by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES THE GIANT!!!!

Yeeeeeeahhhhh!

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by SharkMonster on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs!

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT SIGHTING!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

DIRTBAG!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

belt

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Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt please

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by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT BUCKLE GIVEAWAY NIGHT

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by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

you win

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it safe to come back?

walked in just as Ross came home- YAY!!! :)

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What are you doing here?!?!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was already here, til about when Wotus got thrown, had to get a new staple gun….should I leave again?!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oroo

I didn’t see you

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

my super powers strike again!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE!?

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic Four? Invisible woman?

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

just call me Invisi-girl!
“NO CAPES!”

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh…/disappointed _

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re just jealous cuz you don’t have any =P

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“super powers” uh huh…

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

New staple gun? Too random to be believable.

by haemaker on Jul 23, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m reupholstering a pair of stools for my tiki bar :)

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt

Get a H baby, get a Hit

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 23, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTH

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zack Greinke's BABIP

2008 : .308
2009 : .303
2010 : .305

2011 : .332

LOL YUNIESKY BETANCOURT

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Fail.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

he didn’t get a hit there, but the important thing was he showed that plate discipline that everyone raves about.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUST SHOW AGGRESSIVENESS OR THEY GONNA SEND ME BACK TO AAA

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

After all, Huff is failing with all those BBs!

by Bar None on Jul 23, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/expected

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by BrandonMK50 on Jul 23, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY BELT!

…damnit I’m late

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Stamos!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Dah

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by urea on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ROBBED

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT WEEKS

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Weeks...

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeks>>>Betancourt

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres stole Crawford’s hit.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urgh

Now let’s finish this up.

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Nice play in clutch sitcheyation.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

/clears out all the books and papers from underneath the coffee table…

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by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BAHAHAHA

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shoot

Weeks and Betancourt are batting next?

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

1

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by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Good start

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by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Magic 8 Ball

….will this inning be full of torture?

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm we have a Simpsons Magic 8-ball….

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by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It said
“I’ll get back to you.”

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by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

The Magic 8 Ball looked on us favorably!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 down

Come on Wilson, no pressure.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

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by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

1-pitch out

against Weeks. That works….

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPY D!

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

2!

OMG IS IT POSSIBLE?

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SHHHH!

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 pitches 2 outs? wtf

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What?!

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

could we get a quick 1-2-3???

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Your wish is granted, my friend.

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by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to walk the bases loaded to get to Hart.

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by kiririn on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that girl was.....

….bouncy

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

3!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

winner!!!

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

5 pitch save?!?! WTF!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

NO TORTURE??

WHAT THE I DON’T EVEN

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by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS WIN

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

insta-rec’d!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG WILSON!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

But was his velocity in the high 80s on every pitch?

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Some of them were sliders, I think

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by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

mid 90

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

every pitch I saw was like 88-89

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he topped at 93/94

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still wondering about this, but as long as he’s not sitting high 80s!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEW PEW

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that Wilson guy is terrible!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 23, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3!!

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by kiririn on Jul 23, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, where was the 3 walks in Wilsons outting?!

I wants moar torture!

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SHADDUP U!

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooooooo u!
also, YAY! Celebratory It’s-Its!!!!!! :D

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by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Summary

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 23, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson: Terrible

Walks everybody. Never has a 1-2-3 inning. Can’t trust him. Torture.

/eyeroll

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat yourself on the back harder!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think it’s so silly, with all the problems and shortcomings this team has, for people to give Wilson the shit they do. They have like ten other guys to worry about before Wilson.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your overreaction to every comment about Wilson that’s less than fawning is getting old. No one hates Wilson, no one thinks he’s a problem. The exasperation with his usual routine is part of having Wilson on the team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why he’s on par with Tejada, Rowand and Huff though. Can’t quite figure that one out.

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by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who said that?

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by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not. You’re confusing “Why are all his significant peripherals suffering compared to last year?” with “Why does he suck?”

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by the guy on Jul 23, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why people find you annoying

He is not on the level of those three and no one thinks he is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll remind you of that next time the guy walks somebody.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like talking to a wall. Exasperation over high walks rates in GDT is not the same as the kind of vitriol that Rowand, Huff and Tejada get more or less continuously and the fact that you can’t distinguish between the two is annoying.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine, we’ll see.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone but you has already seen.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if people get irritated if Wilson walks someone in his next game, that won’t prove your point. You realize that, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

all I ever see is people either wanting him traded or having Romo take his closer job. How is that different from people wanting Belt over Huff or Crawford/Keppinger/Fontenot/anybody over Tejada?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been explained to you about 10 million times but you don’t actually read what people say to you, so I’m not going to bother.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you know what:

Saying that you’re concerned about Wilson’s peripherals/velocity and think it might make sense to sell high on him does not mean you think he’s Aubrey Huff.
Saying that you think Romo is better than Wilson does not mean you think he’s Miguel Tejada.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So say we all.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand the concern over the peripherals. I do. I know there is stuff to worry about there.

The reason I make the Huff/Tejada/Rowand comparisons is because what I see before Wilson even throws one pitch is the expectation of bad things happening. I see predictions of failure. Sure a lot of that is usual GDT negativity, but from what I’ve witnessed the only guys people expect bad things before they even pitch/step up to the plate are those guys and Wilson.

People expect Huff to 4-3, Rowand to strike out, Tejada to ground out and Wilson to blow saves. That bothers me.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’ll live

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with jprony all day here

Wilson is awesome. He is saving 1 run games like nobodies biz, time after time after time.

Really, the SFGiants are not fair to BWeezy

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 23, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Wilson to blow saves.

I expect torture saves, yes, but blown saves, no.

by Bar None on Jul 23, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont feel bad when wilson comes in

I feel bad when huff comes up to bat becasue as of june 24 he has as many home runs and doubles as belt has in the last week

by Falconer88 on Jul 23, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

People also expect Ross not to come through and Torres to hack at slop on 3-1 counts.

Wait, I expect all of those things, because I’m a pessimist.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This seems like a good time to dust off my Hate Metric!!

Now, where did I put that… Ah yes! Here it is!

Now we just need to do Hate Metrics for Wilson!

SF: 1
UF: 1
$$: 2
EF: 0
On AF: 3
Off AF: 6
GPHF: 1
SPHF: 3
HDF: -17
TOTAL: 0

So this proves SCIENTIFICALLY that there is no hate for Brian Wilson!

INDISPUTABLE!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love me some exclamation points!!

And the above should read: Hate Metric ®

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

One outing more indicative than the 90% of his outings this season!

/eyeroll

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been terrible all year

Fortunately he got himself squared away tonight. Righetti must’ve talked to him.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

all year except for May and June.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 23, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE IT EASY

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheeeeeee

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they just say that it was “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt” on the post game?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 23, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ron Wotus

Reason we won

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 23, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

inspired the team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lolwut?!
oh…I see! very clever u, very clever indeed!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inspired by the Fielder walkoff celebration?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 23, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know where Huff’s putting ice when he gets to the clubhouse!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Jul 23, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAM - BAM

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yet there’s a certain poignancy to the scene as Pat isn’t there to do it himself

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 23, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight on "How Do They Do It?"

Teen Spirit.

And its artificial smell.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Cameron Death Match tomorrow

Bumgarner vs Gallardo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

They should square off in a home run derby against each other. But they have to pitch, too.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else see...

Burriss’ hilarious post-game “high-five”? Instead of the usual bro-slap, he just one-finger poked Wilson’s open palm.

So random.

by danilo d on Jul 23, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

For Aubrey

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 Jihye Yuk!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Git down

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 23, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Increasing chatter around #Mets suggests Beltran may be headed to #Giants. SF fits Beltran’s criteria, so good match.

http://twitter.com/#!/DPLennon/status/94979676354785280

per mlbtr

by justhangin on Jul 23, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

bye bye Belt

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

they won't

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler+Brown

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should give up MadBum. Dude just isn't very good.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even top 50 in trade value!

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jul 23, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-9 Record

Doesn’t know how to win!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

for real, do you think he can handle the postseason?

by fredDEE on Jul 23, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

League-average ERA at best.

by wcw on Jul 23, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Wheeler or Brown. But there’s no way it’s Belt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would be surpised at all 3

Affeltdt + type B. A, as a good LH reliever can be flipped

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 23, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they won’t want Affeldt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to happen.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t even work on “The Show”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw? He has a Golden Ticket!

by Bar None on Jul 23, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't the mets have ike davis?

why would they need another first baseman?

by panda revival on Jul 23, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they would happily find a place for Belt if the Giants were willing to trade him for Beltran.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but does it say it meets the Mets criteria because that’s the sticking point.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 23, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran’s criteria, i.e. a winner

by justhangin on Jul 23, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy! Trade! Increasing chatter.

by maysian on Jul 23, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

INTERNET BLOG LINKS BELTRAN TO GIANTS !!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only the world worked the way the internet did— Beltran would go to the Giants, the Lost finale would have been great, and everyone in the entire country would watch both Community and Parks & Rec

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 23, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Brown didn't play tonight for San Jose

Just sayin’

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He ate cookies from a Subway! SUBWAY = NEW YORK

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

BUT WERE THEY HEALTH COOKIES?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAYLOR SWIFT!!!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Flemming, here for Taylor Swift.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/curls up in ball

I’ll be in the fetal position till the 31st. See you guys then.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jul 23, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't Gary Brown a center fielder though

And Torres is like 53 we need a fresh young fast guy

by Anonymous1337 on Jul 23, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he is.

And we shouldn’t trade him for three months of Carlos Beltran and no draft picks.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jul 23, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jarrett Parker? /ducks

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would do Parker if the Mets picked up all of Beltran’s salary, or took Rowand in the deal.

by wcw on Jul 23, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even suggesting they take Rowand is mostly dreaming. Though maybe if the Giants paid all his 2011 salary..

by wcw on Jul 23, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shouldn’t trade Heath Hembree for three months of a very expensive Carlos Beltran and no draft picks.

by wcw on Jul 23, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that out of Brown or Wheeler

Sabes doesn’t like one of them as much as their reputation

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be Jonathan Sanchez

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

make the exchange at the White House

by justhangin on Jul 23, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada and Rowand.

/untouchable list

by maysian on Jul 23, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey /not on untouchable list =(

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spends too much time on DL.

/Sabean

by maysian on Jul 23, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINCECUM 4 RIOS!

/facepalm

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t grow a beard.

by maysian on Jul 23, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum attempting a beard would likely be hilarious.

by kaliber on Jul 23, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw would feel better, though.

by maysian on Jul 23, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes howie look like a bear

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“My dog licked it off”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmhmm.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CATCH MAJOR LEAGUE PITCHING

GET BENGIE MOLINA ON THE LINE

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jul 23, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That comment he made about his untouchable list sounded a lot like the comment he made before he traded Alderson.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re trying to talk the trade down, not up

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is KNBR still promoting the boxing match? Isn’t it over?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Updates: buster and freddy

Buster will resume rehab tomorrow might begin low weight bearing on foot at end of week on crutches.

Freddy taking full BP throwing from short range and running bases

by Falconer88 on Jul 23, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool

I am disappointed they removed the E line from Standings on mlb.com. I used it as a season meter.

by haemaker on Jul 23, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants wrap

Ripping Tony Plush a new one!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Working on the post-game

Gimme a minute.

Also, lol thread title.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 23, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

we appreciate u

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

5 innings 2 runs?

IS THAT THE PERFORMANCE OF AN ALL STAR?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take your time

We have nothing to say.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 23, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORK FASTER!

We already saved you quite a few hours last night! >.>

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s been 5 minutes. isn’t that enough for your paint by numbers post game thread?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, White House visit on Monday

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson solves debt ceiling problem

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cat could solve the debt ceiling ‘problem’ if the lackwits in the house would listen to reason.

by wcw on Jul 23, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know when?

They keep teasing it on CSN, but don’t say the time… I’d like to record it.

by haemaker on Jul 23, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

why?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be interesting to watch…I betcha they save it for G-mag or something.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I’m not sure. I just heard them mention it on the wrap.

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

EATING FLEM LOL

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS WRAP IS AWESOME

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So awesome.

“Kuip’s gone”

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jul 23, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I have to say I kind of had a thing for Lorne Greene.”

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the shot of Vogelsong’s kid putting a puzzle piece in as the narrator says “the puzzle pieces began to fall into place”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Yungo dammit!!!

http://www.yungogigante.com/y/home.html

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I switched to The Franchise, what happened?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

pure epicness

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Discussion of the nickname “Jungo” led Jon to reminisce about Lorne Greene which led to a riff on old Westerns of the 1960s which led Flem to excuse himself for youth which then suddenly led to the producer to find the theme music and the older guys singing along.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

I will have to DL the podcast

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So glad they have the wraps available on podcast now. I used to tape record them! Definitely listening to tonight’s again after they put it up, ehehehe.

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 23, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUNGO!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 23, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

sheer awesomeness

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 23, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

<<<bummed cuz no one has been torrenting the franchise. :(

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the new episode 1 hour or 30 min?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bought a Mac, upgraded to Lion, has been scrolling in reverse while trying to outsmart AutoCorrect.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonders what happened to Recycle Bin.

by maysian on Jul 23, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the he’ll

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy was forking again.

by haemaker on Jul 23, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post game thread:

Too bummed to write. I have begun to accept that Bochy will never ever start a rookie over a veteran. At least the Giants won. Maybe I’ll write more tomorrow.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not very positive.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 23, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of heartless person could NOT root for Ryan Vogelsong?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 23, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

He is only the ERA leader til the 3rd inning tomorrow.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jul 23, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR Beltran!
There is “increasing chatter around [the] Mets” suggesting that Beltran will be dealt to the Giants, tweets Newsday’s David Lennon.

Shocking

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by calbearjd on Jul 23, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CAL

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by speckops on Jul 23, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran for Belt

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fortran for Fort

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

breaking

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 23, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though Peter Gammons, for no apparent reasons, thinks the Phillies have the edge.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good golly I hope so.

by wcw on Jul 23, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping he goes to the Brewers.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

After tomorrow, of course.

by Ursa Major on Jul 23, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

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