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I'll resist...

The millennium falcon running for its life post will not be re-made

by Ian A on Jul 22, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahh, new thread smell.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TiqlQ!

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

No

it won’t.

If all the stupid crap he’s pulled before hasn’t, plunking him won’t either.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 22, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a ladder? I think.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not up again until the 10th I think

Unless they have a big 9th

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why should the Giants stoop to his level?

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

youre probably right

but when you are up on a team its a pretty douchey thing to flip off the fans

by Falconer88 on Jul 22, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now if wants to try to get air, and go into the bleachers to rob a home run off of somebody …and a fan wants to accidently get in his way, maybe hit him with a glove or some garlic fries….

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really think it’s stooping to any level. Plunking a guy for acting like a jackass is a pretty widely accepted way to operate.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 22, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 22, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it incites him to charge the mound and get his ass beat

by dhp318 on Jul 22, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's wait until the next time we play them

And let Zito lob one into his ribs.

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harry Potter movie at 9:55pm with the girlfriend

And it’s almost certain to leave me feeling better about my evening than Cody specials

by Ian A on Jul 22, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody's

playing 1 and 2 together?

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mcgonagall is a boss.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was

From day 1 book 1. Especially in books six and seven though.

I will miss Harry Potter.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked her, but I was close to cheering for her in the movie theater the other day.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two words.

Mischief Managed

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention vile

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, who does that? he’s like a 12 year old.

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by Amigo on Jul 22, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been in baseball

since the beginning!

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

lets save the drama

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vile

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morally bankrupt

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Jul 22, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the kind of thing that could incite something seriously ugly in the stadium.

by QuakeFan on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Giants fans know better

especially Post-Stow.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen some pretty belligerent drunks at the park post-Stow

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve not gone to as many games this season cuz we don’t feel like dealing with all the nitwits. And you can never assume that “people know better”. If they did we wouldn’t have them doing stoopit ass shit like texting while driving, or falling over waterfalls….

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

now that i think about it.

They hired some BIG guys as security though. Like ex-linebackers. Kind of crazy how things changed.

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by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ex USC players need “jobs” too.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never know when there’s going to be some idiots like the guys in Chicago that attacked the first base coach. San Francisco isn’t immune.

by QuakeFan on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess again, I’ve seen some pretty poor behavior this year at AT&T.

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by timmeh on Jul 22, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, gather 42,000 + people together in one place at one time and you’re going to get a knuckle head or two. We had a chance to go to one of the upcoming Phillies games for free and just decided we didn’t want to deal with it.

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The addition of alcohol doesn’t help.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I’ve noticed a lot of people this year that are at games JUST to get drunk, which makes no sense considering 8 dollar beers.

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by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think ever since the WS, AT&T park has become the place to be, even if you’re not a huge baseball fan.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitley this too

which makes for a really weird dynamic:

people that just want to take in the experience/take their kids somewhere mixed with diehard fans, mixed with those who just want to cause trouble/get drunk.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’ve heard a few people share that opinion, and really it was like that during the playoffs too. “What’s the K for?” “Hey, why are you popping our beach ball?” “Who’s Juan Mariachi?”

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the saddest part about the playoffs. People who really care either don’t have the opportunity or have to pay a ton to get to see something they’re passionate about. Meanwhile, some people are using it as an opportunity to go to their first game.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope still won’t tell me how much he paid for those WS game 6 tickets. View reserved even and he just says “never mind, you don’t want to know.” Luckily it didn’t get that far!

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL i think we had a subthread like this during the offseason

“what are those numbers” (for the retired numbers)

“why are they booing Uribe?

Why isn’t buster posey playing? (heard that one 3x this year)

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by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had CSLs on the club level. There are people who would spend the entire game at the bar. I never understood it. They could save the $5,500 and $75 per and go to Lefty O’douls and have the same experience.

by haemaker on Jul 22, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

People siting next to me at my last game

came in the SIXTH INNING.

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by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, that’s probably smart with the Giants.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to game just before All-Star break

The people next to me came in like the 7th.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

now that i think about it, there has been some pretty crazy drunks.

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by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

price of bleacher tickets just went up

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by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he was taking mental notes just like lebron, but he is able to respond unlike lebron

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by ayeyoJERM on Jul 22, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comical stuff from Nyjer

Him getting hits would make me mad, not those antics

by Hatuxka on Jul 22, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That Mota gif was awesome.

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by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott Cousins?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morgan charging mound + Gaby Sanchez fail

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by Amigo on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teehee!

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure Gaby didn’t even land a punch on Nyjer there

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by Amigo on Jul 22, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucker got dropped.

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by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLyesss

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 22, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said, there are reports of some pretty vile behavior from Giants fans toward opposing players this year and I wouldn’t be surprised if he had some bad stuff said to him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He still shouldn’t be flipping anyone the bird, of course.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he actually flip anyone off?

If that happened, it wasn’t on camera.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you blind? there was a gif of it that you responded to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is most certainly the middle finger at the end.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, nothing like giving the ol’ index finger to someone!

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re #1!!!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s totally going through the whole motion of flipping the bird only to use the index finger at the end.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks to me like as the hand goes through the “bird” motion, he switches his fingers, but I guess it is impossible for him to put down two fingers and replace it with just one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean his hand goes out of the frame.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel silly getting this forensic on a gif

But if you watch the end, when the hand is falling back down after he makes the gesture, he pretty clearly still has his middle and ring fingers bent down.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how you can possibly discern that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you know, either way

The motion itself has a pretty clear connotation.

It’s just unprofessional for him to respond to hecklers in that way.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

My only point is that I don’t care about professionalism, only performance, and I think Morgan is amusing. That was all.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren’t actually the arbiter of things that matter to MLB, the Brewers and the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he’s going to get fined for that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obscene gestures toward paying customers are not amusing.

by QuakeFan on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the middle finger to me.

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by kiririn on Jul 22, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can clearly see a finger to the left of the one pointing, then his thumb. Do you think he has 6 fingers?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Antonio Alfonseca!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how he would flip someone off.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe GP thinks he has a forked thumb.

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by kiririn on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

regardless

complete normal from the crazed nyjer

by posey yaknowsy on Jul 22, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the middle finger.

But even so, that arm motion is an F-U gesture, finger or not.

by QuakeFan on Jul 22, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t Spaceballs, and that isn’t a salute.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 22, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Jamie tweet something about an expensive bird or whatever it was?

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the middle finger.

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay so it’s not “flipping off” but it’s definitely “Up Yours”.

Sheesh, you’re acting like you’ve never cut off a trucker on the freeway before.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 22, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was really subtle

you might’ve missed it

Atta babe, good pick.

by schmohog on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it some reliever who said something about being spit on?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Qualls.

I don’t doubt that crap like that happens at AT&T but i always feel like LA and Philly bleachers are way worse.

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by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This zone is wow

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job!

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by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS OUR TIME!

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOO K-ROD

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by ayeyoJERM on Jul 22, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US, GRANT

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by urea on Jul 22, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

At least AZ is going to lose

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt sighting

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Little Lord

Fontenot..not

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was 2 quick outs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

way to wait on this flake...

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-Rod the set up man

Think he gave up a tying run the other night in AZ

by Hatuxka on Jul 22, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Belt....do us proud

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

bachlaw Jonathan Judge
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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 22, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Dah

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by urea on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God Belt

BACK DOWN TO AAA!!

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a bad inning.

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by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Does not throw strikes!!

nice scouting…

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not liking this game.

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by Chulk on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the prime example of why SBN needs a block-user feature.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like were gonna have a walk-off wins

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by ayeyoJERM on Jul 22, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

3 outs to score 2 runs… yeah that’s not going to happen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

One step at a time

Just need Torres to hop on base.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 22, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game is lost

Lets just let a couple Brewers get hits so we can plunk the SOB

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 22, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

or not

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is wrong, but I’m just an old softee.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 22, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm Still Feeling It!!!!

/removes hand from underwear

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

We got Torres up

if he gets on base we have a CHANCE

by Anonymous1337 on Jul 22, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GALLARDO V. BUMGARNER

GRUDGE MATCH.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Morgan's up 5th this inning

Should we just get to him so we can plunk him?

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Plunk two

to get to him.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NYJER MORGAN ZAPRUDER FILM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So Betancourt does suck!

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hydrox

is that a knockoff Oreo?

Man, now I want Oreos.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 22, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuxedos FTW

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Jul 22, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safeway brand FTW!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Hydrox are Oreos for families of more modest means.

by haemaker on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hydrox > Oreos

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON WHAT PLANET???

Next you’re going to say that PIE > CAKE!

Insanity.

by haemaker on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmHydrox...

/on sale

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This strike zone is absurd.

by dhp318 on Jul 22, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that strike call.

by Ursa Major on Jul 22, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

QUICK GAME IS

 too quick.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 22, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK BURIED

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Middle finger debate

Actually, in my ‘hood, with or without the middle finger, the forearm upper cut with the fist had the same meaning so it makes little difference to me. Now I’m not saying “throw at Morgan’s peanut”, but all we would have to do is to activate Dirty and ask him to try to throw strikes. I’m certain this would solve the problem.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Genius!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually what I thought they were talking about at first, the gesture.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, in my ‘hood, with or without the middle finger, the forearm upper cut with the fist had the same meaning so it makes little difference to me.

Italian Salute.

by haemaker on Jul 22, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shin-Soo says "hi" and "yes, that fucking hurt"

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

unless we win.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

He’s going to start tomorrow, chill out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Now isn’t the best time for that.)

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

only time. I’m off for HP7

by Ian A on Jul 22, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kind of struck out last inning.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really is in his best interest to suck at pinch hitting. if he was good at it, Bochy would only use him that way.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point was that he can’t come back in the game, be freed.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am continually amazed Counsell still plays baseball.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

batting stance has mellowed

unfortunate. i enjoyed his goofy raised bat

by Brannigan's Law on Jul 22, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Counsell's stance doesn't look quite as ridiculous anymore

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by Chulk on Jul 22, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

/something about an intervention

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 22, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

a pension

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was so fun making fun of him!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are all the bullpen pitchers huddled around the mound out there?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Asking why they have to win games Cain starts.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant MIL’s bullpen

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler only has one walk through 5IP!

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEELER 4 BELTRAN

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 22, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY FOR EVERYBODY ELSE!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen

continues to be spotless.

Love this bullpen. Mota/Casilla/RamRam unsung awesomeness.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

just saying in general.

Mota/Casilla/RamRam are the unsung Dominicans.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone actually think we have a chance in the game?

Especially with Huff batting 4th.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 22, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Torres doesn't get on base

Nope

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 22, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALK OFF HUFF HR!

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by TMOX on Jul 22, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It ain't over til the fat lady sings!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder's warming up his voice

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

43

only hits homers when they matter.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Axford is a lanky motherfucker

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

6-5, 195

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go Andres, here we go

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 22, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You do not flip off

the DEFENDING WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

without repurcussions

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't flip off

the DEFENDING WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!(fans)

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Axford reminds me of a more controlled Jeff Samardzija

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Kurt Vonnegut Quote
Kurt Vonnegut’s classic novel Slaughterhouse-Five has, since its original publication, been challenged in libraries and schools on the grounds that the word is used occasionally by the soldiers in the story. Vonnegut later joked in a speech, published in the collection Fates Worse Than Death, that “Ever since that word was published, way back in 1969, children have been attempting to have intercourse with their mothers. When it will stop no one knows.”[

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe M*A*S*H

was the first major film to use that fabled word. Altman!

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

we lose.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS STRIKEZONE IS FUCKING ENORMOUS

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WESTED

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The strike zone is expanding now. I see. This makes sense.

by Ursa Major on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, we all wanted to see Joe West take over the fucking game.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE JOE WEST

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA

Calvin Coollidge’s son died of a blister that developed after a tennis game

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by TMOX on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a very sad story :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hastened his death, that’s for sure…:(

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was like 12 and Calvin Sr was extremely depressed for the rest of his life.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson: Don’t play tennis.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I live in this era.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that earlier

had to do with Mangos and poison ivy

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call that one a strike West

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

rec'd

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, I saw that today. It was the hardest thing to watch. Snape was always one of my favorites.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cowboy Joe West is a one-eyed Cowboy

C’mon Joe, wipe the puss out of your one good eye!!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP RALLY

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

West has broken Brooks Baseball.

by Ursa Major on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Kepp!

We’re alive!

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPINGER

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPY!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, we get a hit

now what?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KIPPENBURGER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPI!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPY!

dude hits singles

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda’s AB will tell the tale of this inning

by nofreetime on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPY!!!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLITOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Panda

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ooof that was teh one

by dhp318 on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Trying to sell Hollywood

this script!!!

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

uglee swing

Axford looks like a Janitor

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Explain yourself!!

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am the eyes and the ears of this instituition.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooooh.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

If that had made contact

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY YOUNG SEVERUS SNAPE

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot’s goth phase

Atta babe, good pick.

by schmohog on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't swing at that one

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Take it easy Pablo.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

don't swing at that

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s trying way too hard to go deep here, he’s going to K.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda's swinging from the heels

As he should be

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST KEEP SWINGING

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Shorten Up?

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by TMOX on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

wah wah wah

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game

Time for the clutch 4-3

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a really bad AB.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice AB

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

aubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubrey

aubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubreyaubrey

11/01/10
My adopted son is Steve Edlefsen.

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OUT OUT OUT

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Aubrey Huff is really, really bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

2 years $22 million!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY DOBBY!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

was keppinger already running? why?

by dhp318 on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he can.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t going to try to throw him out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, we’re going to lose 4-3.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 4-3

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just in awe at how terrible this strike zone has been tonight.

How does major league baseball allow this crew to remain together.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 4-3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3

Of course

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 for Huff.

How appropriate.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3!

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh damnit...

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad

"'What would you rather have -- a million dollars or Bochy's head full o' nickels?'" - ABOM

by urea on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3

never disappoints

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants lose


Frollo expected better.

I like Bay Area sports teams. I like computers. I like ponies.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Simply too predictable…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wrecked

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next giveaway

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a 4-3

Productive out

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Young Severus and Dobby failed us…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

That’s what you get for counting on dead people.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINE!

I’ll use the nose-less bastard next time…maybe that’ll work

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

dead too

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok the books have been out for how many years?

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gred and Forge!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just missed that one. Put a good swing on it. I like the swings he’s been having lately. He’s giving us good ABs. He’s starting to come out of it.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

phhhh

optimists.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks Bork

or was that Kruk?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 loss down… 5 to go.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

please 8, we have the Reds too

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANCE, FUCKERS

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That GIF brought to you courtesy of Natto.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That GIF brought to you by Nyjer Morgan "you fuckers"

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Taxi Taxi Taxi..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

$10 million a year 43 Machine

never in doubt

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This game sucked

at least the bullpen was good.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

We lose

yep. Brewers are too tough to beat, I guess….

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

they are a juggernaut on the road

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their road trip record is slowly improving

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 22, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

good.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's good...

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

the brewers line-up is looking rough..we got beat by some terrible hitters

by mestup9069 on Jul 22, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking Betandouche

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 22, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Betancourt and Lucroy

both awful, both killed us tonight.

by NHL84 on Jul 22, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew terrible players would be our downfall

just picked the wrong two. I said Counsell/Kotsay.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 of the 4 runs were driven in by Yuniesky “74 OPS+” Betancourt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Braun is back tommorow.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 22, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ump cost us a run too.

Huff made that basehand a half step before the runner got to first

by NHL84 on Jul 22, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...I Wanted to see Pew-Pew Girl tonight...:(

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 22, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

She doesn't feel like making an appearance tonight. Sorry

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow

with Vogs

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a lot easier to hijack a plane when they give you glass bottles of Corona

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 22, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

3 of the runs were scored off pitches that were at the hitters’ ankles.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

a couple of ABs in there which were normally Ks, turned into Hs and RBIs…..but I’m getting fucking tired of no margin for pitcher’s errors. seriously? 2 fucking runs?? Sabes is right, it’s time to get this fucking offense fixed even if it means we need to start DFAing people.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never trust a lineup with a french catcher

you thought Dioner and Ianetta were trouble.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG WTF

How is it that I cut my lip every time I shave my mustache?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YOUNG!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mustache doesn’t want to be shaved.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Jul 22, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad razor?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Jul 22, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shave with a Gillette and maybe that won’t happen.

/Product placement!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a Gillette. Fuckers.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shave a mustache, or shave your upper lip? If you’re sporting a ’stache, small moustache scissors are your friend

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I mean, the stuff that grows up there within two weeks.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You removing it every two weeks or just trimming close? Moustache scissors will trim very close, make it easy to keep it a (relatively) constant length.

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Removing. I had a mustache for a couple of years until I realized it looked terrible.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, try the old 2 blade Sensor type – easier to fit on the upper lip than these new fangled mondo-bladed razors. And I like a heavier handle than the disposable type,

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

nocturnal shaving is the problem

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL BIP

“Yeah he just wouldn’t give in. Even with 2 strikes, he would use his strikeout pitch.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What a shock that he would use his strikeout pitch with 2 strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bip Roberts is just one big continuous Cliche

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Mr. Merope just looked at the weather in Philly and right now…at what? 1am-ish? It’s still like 86˚ there with a heat index dealio into the 100’s? YIKES!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean if it was 4pm and that hot… that’s one thing, but it’s practically 1 in the freaking morning!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friend arrived in Boston today. 103 and 88% humidity. Overnight low will be 87.

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can't be right...

That would be a World Record. That is a heat index of 191 deg.

by haemaker on Jul 22, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t argue about it, so maybe the humidity was wrong. Thermometers are pretty easy to read.

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

101/67 = 143

According to Weather Underground.

by maysian on Jul 22, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got back from NYC this afternoon

and it is miserable there right now. Wanted to go to the Cards/Mets matinee on Thursday, and I said “screw it” – way too hot for humans.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got back from the bar

i’ve never heard “homerun giants!!!” in such a thick german accent before. thanks, traveling businessmen next to me.
also, nyjer should be traded to la tomorrow to reach all new villain levels. what a prick.

by NeifiPerezz on Jul 22, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller's "short lived" with a long I

Is that really how you’re supposed to say that? That just sounds so – awkward.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 22, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

you say potato

Dan says potatoe – stop splitting hairs. We all say “the Giants offense fucking sucks”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dictionary.com says it can be said either way.

by haemaker on Jul 22, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it

I’m watching something to ease my mind.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 22, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan V.

needs to go 8 because he is off of the leaderboard again

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

How can Bochy still sit there and just say, “Hopefully we start hitting the ball a little better soon.”

At some point he has to realize that the offense just isn’t good, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He can’t say that, can he?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 22, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could say, “We need to make changes” or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, I guess, if I believed that he actually didn’t believe what he was saying, I wouldn’t mind as much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worked last year…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is done.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, but unfortunately for all of us

once Drew’s foot was rearranged to point the opposite direction, it just bought the Giants front office several more weeks of possibly doing nothing because apparently the gap is going to remain in the 3-5 games range. I don’t understand the logic, but that is what it feels like Sabes and Neukom are doing.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't want to see huff at all

but we all know they will play him,, I would really hope they could sit huff and play belt. But I just have the feeling that huff is going to get every chance possible to find his stoke again and it is going to cost us games this year.

by Falconer88 on Jul 22, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

cost us more games

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can Ozzie say Dunn will start hitting….

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

he picked up the Cliches for Major League Managers written by Bruce Bochy

sound familiar? “Aubrey will start hitting”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was just an incomplete sentence

what he really meant to say was “Dunn will start hitting or my ass will be fired”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 22, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KUIP

“I’m gonna pass and take three tomorrow.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t they pass on Wednesday?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why he gets three tomorrow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game summary

FUCK THAT UMP

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 22, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the ump

fuck nyjer morgan
fuck this whole game

by Falconer88 on Jul 22, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forced to swing at anything

Aaron Rowand is teams whole offense

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 22, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game summary

If a guy hits to all fields, don’t overshift your infield.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This'll do it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi94—us7-U

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

special food fed to me for me thoughts…

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 22, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bedtime, apparently we’re hiking tomorrow. Pooey!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

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