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Quick note on Cody Ransom

If you haven't seen the Stephen Drew injury yet, you're probably like me. I'll watch one of those "Real Housewives" shows before I watch a horrific injury like that on purpose.

With Drew out for the year, I just wanted to note that the Diamondbacks have called up Cody Ransom.

 

Year Age Tm Lg Lev G H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS
2011 35 Reno PCL AAA 92 114 28 3 26 89 9 3 47 85 .331 .412 .657 1.069
14 Seasons 1426 1235 258 41 209 744 140 44 580 1388 .250 .331 .445 .776
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 7/21/2011.


There are so many things wrong with that. Starting with Cody Ransom still a) exists, b) plays professional baseball, and c) is absolutely destroying AAA. Reno is an extreme hitter's environment, but still, those stats are impressive for a first baseman, much less a middle infielder.

Of course, we're talking about him right now because of another table you can find at Baseball Reference:

Year Tm Lg Pos G GS Inn Ch PO A E DP Fld%
2004 SFG NL SS 45 5 96.2 58 20 35 3 11 .948
2004 SFG NL 2B 16 7 80.1 50 28 21

1

5 .980
2004 SFG NL 3B 1 0 1.0 1 0 0 1 0 .000
2004 SFG NL LF 1 0 1.0 0 0 0 0 0
2004 SFG NL OF 1 0 1.0 0 0 0 0 0
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 7/21/2011.

 

Ransom makes me think like a pre-2010 Giants fan. I look at his name, I see him on the roster of the Giants' direct competition, and I think dark thoughts. Because I'm in the middle of "Game of Thrones," I'm only capable of expressing my thoughts in fantasy-epic terms. Ransom:

  • left his home in disgrace
  • went into the woods or something for a decade
  • got all strong and junk
  • is now back with a rival faction, with experience and a little gray around the temples, looking for both redemption and revenge

That's too neat and symmetrical. It scares me. And I know he's probably not going to get a lot of playing time -- that's Willie Bloomquist territory -- but the narrative is there. If Cody Ransom kills the Giants, it's a neat part of a three-act structure (movie) or a 483,035-act structure (George R.R. Martin). It works either way.

I'd prefer Stephen Drew, both because of my preference to have the Giants win because they're the better of two injury-free teams, and because Cody Ransom is a mysterious sellsword with a history. I don't know why he'd be mad at us, but here he is. Scary.

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A front page post on Cody Ransom?

Oh dear lord, the apocalypse is near.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 21, 2011 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

If Ransom comes back from the dead to break the Giants hearts again

I’m ending my life.

I cannot live in a world where Cody Ransom broke my heart twice.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 21, 2011 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

At least I know how to heckle him at the yard

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

sellsword?

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by hairball on Jul 21, 2011 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I think he meant nerdsword.

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by leftymalo on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Mat Latos

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

samite
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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

your not-nerdy-enough is showing

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

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by hairball on Jul 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It bothers my girlfriend that I pronounce the w in sword. I’m not sure I started doing it regularly until she noticed that I did it once.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you do that?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Once after reading Chaucer I tried pronouncing knife the way it’s spelled.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

To avoid confusion with “sored.”

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It has a w! I don’t pronounce it hard, though. It’s just a whisper.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the traditional pronunciation includes the 't' sound.

I remember pissing off a friend of mine in fourth grade by saying it that way.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

D’oh – we’ve contradicted one another! We need a ruling from the judges.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always pronounced it with the t.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was officially supposed to be a silent T, but I go back and forth depending on what sounds cooler in context.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a feeling it might be national/regional and there oughtn’t be a strict rule.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pronounce oughtn’t with silent ts.

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by NastySlurve on Jul 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say it both ways, and I don’t know what the trigger is for each.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The one I always wonder about is February. I pronounce both R’s.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not like feb-rew-air-ee. Like feh-brewery.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is an awkward word to pronounce either way.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I totally screwed it up. I say “feb-OO-airy.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

feb-you-airy

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who you callin’ airy?

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can chose to March your way out of this discussion!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Feb you, ary!

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by josematan on Jul 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about “Wednesday”?

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wotan’s Day!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sort of slur the d and the n together to create some sort of non-English standard consonant sound. But it roughly sounds more like the n comes first.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I guess I drop the middle E, too.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

“WINZ-day.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I say wed-nez-day. For kicks.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 21, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too! Except I say “wed-ness-day”.

by non sequitur on Jul 21, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This line

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously the first r should be pronounced like a y.

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by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s ask PBS.

Sounds like a silent T is the “right” way.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I make my own rules.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

hardcore

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Cenk Uygur’d

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I barely know who that guy is, but he apparently got fired from MSNBC or something.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

They offered him double the money to take a lesser role. Presumably to get him to chill out on Washington.

He’s got an explanation up. Well worth a watch IMO.

My favorite part:

I said on the air that most politicians are corrupt. And I remember, my guest was like: “What – how can you say that? These are honorable gentlemen” [laughter] I am not going to do a show where I pretend that most of the politicians in Washington are honorable gentlemen. Hell no.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I am wasting a shit-ton of time on this website: Do You Speak American?

/english major geek

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a great series. And good to see Robert MacNeil still at it.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe beginning the sentence with ‘often’ brings out the ‘t’. Otherwise it is silent.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never got the Often-Wrong Soong joke.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The t is always silent for me.

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by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I say it with a ‘t’, but acknowledge without because otherwise the joke in Pirates of Penzance doesn’t work.

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by Ott on Jul 21, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The American Heritage Dictionary . . .

. . . which is an excellent one, shows both pronunciations. It also includes an interesting Usage Note, of which the salient portion reads:

With the rise of public education and literacy and, consequently, people’s awareness of spelling in the 19th century, sounds that had become silent sometimes were restored, as is the case with the t in often, which is now frequently pronounced.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only person who really pronounces that ‘t’ in my life is my father, and as an Austrian immigrant who unlike my mother didn’t become a language teacher he gets a pass. Do native speakers really say, off ten?

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

After my cousin lived in NY/NJ for a while she picked it up as an affectation.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well . . .

. . . for what it’s worth (probably not much), it would sound silly to recite “Off in the stilly night . . .” instead of “Oft”.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but compare “soft” and “soften”.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's case by case.

A part of the Usage Note I omitted for brevity goes on to say

In other similar words, such as soften and listen, the t generally remains silent.
Other examples mentioned earlier in the Note are the d in handsome and handkerchief, the p in consumption and raspberry, and the t in chestnut. Starting in the 15th century, English pronunciation lost many consonant sounds within consonant clusters; in the 19th, with the much-increased awareness of spelling, many were restored, but apparently on a this-one and that-one basis, not universally.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Cody Ransom with every inch of my body

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

psst ... Grant ...

their? the better of the teams?

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

I’ve been having homonym malfunctions lately. It’s honestly freaking me out.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their their, now

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m writing so much, so fast now, and this is the unintended consequence.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where are the clones?

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by DrDC on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Problem with homophones

is that the want to get married. Or so I here.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 21, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the homophones don’t want anyone else to get married.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their trying to brake up the family!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aisle bet they’d regret it as soon as they walked down the I’ll.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you meant…

…that was the problem with the Romophones.

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by stobgopper on Jul 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ransom is going to somehow screw over the Giants....AGAIN

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by Mdizzle138 on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Torrealba too

But I guess he didn’t exactly just go away for 5 years, he instantly became a thorn.

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by Myemail21479 on Jul 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: Joe Maur pic

Is he trying to look tough or pretty boy?

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by Myemail21479 on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Whatever it is, he is free to do it so long as he chooses.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s pooping.

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by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, someone apparently stole his E

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

THOSE BASTARDS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He needs advice from Evan Longoria.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like he's giving us the choice...

he could kick our ass, or make out with us….

by djfivenine on Jul 21, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I finally figured it out

He is the “bad boy” in the boy band. He is Donnie from NKOTB or that one guy from Backstreet Boys.

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by Myemail21479 on Jul 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s so wholesome!

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Mauer beat those kids up in high school!

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by DrDC on Jul 21, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya think?
Reno is an extreme hitter’s environment

I was there a couple of weeks ago. Salt Lake led 10-0 and eventually won 14-10. It’s like the pre-humidor Coors of AAA.

BTW, Ransom homered in that game.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Other notable lines in Reno

Wily Mo Pena – .363/.439/.726
Sean Burroughs – .412/.450/.618

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by marcello on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody effing Ransom.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: New statistic "GRIT"

Via Royals Authority.

GRITty players swing the bat, put the ball in play and make the defense work. A walk IS NOT as good as a hit… It’s a lazy plate appearance

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is 2/3rds grit.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

The other third is hominy.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is instant grit.

A pale subsitute for the original. Not bad in pinch, if you use enough butter and pepper.

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha
Oh… You want to know what it measures? Ultimately, GRIT is the measurement of a player’s determination and steely resolve. Ever wonder how much a player wants to win? Or how dirty he keeps his uniform? Or just how much he busts his ass whether its in batting practice, during a game or while eating a burrito from Chipotle?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

while eating a burrito from Chipotle?

OMG. What the hell does that have to do with baseball?

I actually care about hustle as far as deciding what players I think are fun to watch (e.g, Nate, Torres). But, I don’t think it, by itself, makes them “good” or “productive.”

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by kdl on Jul 21, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

it sounds sarcastic to me

it’s sarcastic, isn’t it?

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fell in.

OMG, now that I realize it, it was hilarious.

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by kdl on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you fell in
while eating a burrito from Chipotle?

OMG. What the hell does that have to do with baseball?

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by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by kdl on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey KDL

I think you fell in

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eating a burrito at Taco Bell will certainly bust your ass.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

with butter!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Comments are great too

Written by kcrb about 1 day ago.
jim–its useless to explain anything to these stat guys…i seriously don’t think they, or talk radio hosts ever watch a game or seldom do…they just look at the box score after the game to draw their conclusions…then make their stats fit what they are trying to sell

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 21, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yvonni Gallardo > Madison Bumgarner

Science.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about grounding out to the second basemen with no outs and a runner on second?

It shows GRIT ’cause the batter knows when to do the little things for his team. Those batters who hit home runs are just out for themselves, hogging all the attention while they trot around the bases.

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by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You hear that, Colby Rasmus!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Royals have a couple of great blogs. It’s honestly part of why I want the Royals to be good.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Emmanuel Burriss’s GRIT is 887.6582278.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grit forumula rules
The formula behind GRIT is straight forward:


(BB%+SO%) * (SB + 1)
_____________________
(ISO*wOBA)

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmm cold woba

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t the coefficients for SO% and BB% be negative?

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This way Keppinger has the lowest GRIT on the team, which seems wrong. On the other hand, Burriss’s GRIT is astronomical, which seems right.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it should be ( (100-BB%)+(1-SO%) )

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs moar HBP.

"When the Giants call up a 21-year-old Venezuelan catcher who started the year in San Jose, was hitting well with poor plate discipline, but wasn't on Baseball America's preseason list of the organization's 30 best prospects, only good things can happen."
Congratulations, Hector!

by tedfordfan on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooooo good point.

Should be like (SB+1+10HBP)

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Multiplied by factor

How close your face looks like ass. Rowand and Victorino both high on G.R.I.T.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yum, grits

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 21, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLOLrida MarLOLins

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

They might get this game wiped out if the rain continues.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOO! This POST SUCKS!

not enough Carlos Beltran rosterbation.

by Andrew Crispell on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ransom is the reason Ehire Adrianza and Brandon Crawford are top-10 prospects that figure to have long major league careers.

"When the Giants call up a 21-year-old Venezuelan catcher who started the year in San Jose, was hitting well with poor plate discipline, but wasn't on Baseball America's preseason list of the organization's 30 best prospects, only good things can happen."
Congratulations, Hector!

by tedfordfan on Jul 21, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Explain yourself.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good defensive shortstops that can hit even minimally will stick around forever.

"When the Giants call up a 21-year-old Venezuelan catcher who started the year in San Jose, was hitting well with poor plate discipline, but wasn't on Baseball America's preseason list of the organization's 30 best prospects, only good things can happen."
Congratulations, Hector!

by tedfordfan on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

So he’s maybe not the reason, but a moderate example of the principle. I also think you mean “professional careers” and not “major league” careers, seeing as how Ransom has put together roughly half a season’s worth of major league at bats in his entire career.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes – principle, not reason. It’s just an illustration of how valuable and rare major league shortstops really are.

But I think “major league” career is appropriate – he was in the big leagues off and on for a decade, and now he’s back up as a 35 year old, despite only getting a smattering of AB’s throughout his career. Although, to your point, he’d only accrued 2.2 years of ML service time over the course of the last decade coming into this year.

"When the Giants call up a 21-year-old Venezuelan catcher who started the year in San Jose, was hitting well with poor plate discipline, but wasn't on Baseball America's preseason list of the organization's 30 best prospects, only good things can happen."
Congratulations, Hector!

by tedfordfan on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ducks, hides

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Ducks aren’t scary. It’s the seagulls you got to hide from.

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by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't hit me, but,

I forget why I’m supposed to hate Cody Ransom.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Steve Finley game.

Bottom of the 9th, Dodgers Batting, Behind 0-3, Giants’ Dustin Hermanson facing 5-6-7
Cody Ransom replaces Deivi Cruz playing SS batting 6th
b9 0-3 0 —- 5,(3-1) LAD S. Green D. Hermanson 5% 9% Single to LF (Fly Ball)
b9 0-3 0 1— 6,(3-2) LAD R. Ventura D. Hermanson 9% 18% Walk; Green to 2B
b9 0-3 0 12- 5,(1-2) O LAD A. Cora D. Hermanson -8% 10% Strikeout Looking
Jose Hernandez pinch hits for David Ross © batting 8th
b9 0-3 1 12- 6,(3-2) LAD J. Hernandez D. Hermanson 10% 20% Walk; Green to 3B; Ventura to 2B
Hee-Seop Choi pinch hits for Yhency Brazoban (P) batting 9th
b9 0-3 1 123 7,(3-2) R LAD H. Choi D. Hermanson 13% 33% Walk; Green Scores; Ventura to 3B; Hernandez to 2B
Jason Christiansen replaces Dustin Hermanson pitching and batting 7th
Antonio Perez pinch runs for Hee-Seop Choi (PH) batting 9th
b9 1-3 1 123 3,(1-1) R LAD C. Izturis J. Christiansen 21% 53% Reached on E6 (Ground Ball); Ventura Scores; Hernandez to 3B; Perez to 2B
Matt Herges replaces Jason Christiansen pitching and batting 7th
b9 2-3 1 123 8,(2-2) R LAD J. Werth M. Herges 30% 83% Single to RF (Line Drive); Hernandez Scores; Perez to 3B; Izturis to 2B
Wayne Franklin replaces Matt Herges pitching and batting 7th
b9 3-3 1 123 2,(0-1) RRRR LAD S. Finley W. Franklin 17% 100% Home Run (Fly Ball to CF-RF); Perez Scores; Izturis Scores/unER; Werth Scores

This also confirms my recollection that Ransom was playing SS, not 2B, in that game. Sorry Grant.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right.

All I remember of that game was Finley, and I try to block that out, as well.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of blame to go around for that debacle, obviously.

What’s gets lost in all that – Brett Tomko was AWESOME in that game.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Christensen and Wayne Franklin? I mean, come on, you can’t blame it all on Ransom.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

True

I mean, in fact it was mostly Hermanson’s fault (and Alou’s — Hermanson was running on fumes at that point of the season). Walking the bases loaded with a three-run lead is obviously not what you want to do.

Still, if Ransom doesn’t boot the double-play ball the game is over.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

/was at the game

I remember Deivi hitting a blast to left. w/BLB on base…caught right at the base of the wall.

An inning later, dodger fans were exiting around me, saying “we’ll get you tomorrow!”…LOL it ain’t over, replied Gamesix who knew better.

by GameSix on Jul 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this going to be a multi-part series?

Because I don’t know if I could ever get enough GoT!Giants

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I'm gonna go all TL2 on this

But if inspiration strikes again, sure!

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Bastard of Ransom

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking epic

I want more

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 21, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reek, reek, it rhymes with weak.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, this comment sounds like it refers to you/your story. You know that’s not the case!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

rhymes with magnifique!

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow....Just Wow

/ The applause light is lit.

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Darren o' the Ford keeps making me laugh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am ashamed to admit that it took me a second to figure out who “Patrick” was. I just think of him as Pat!

But “Aubrey the Loon” and “Nathan the Longarm” are brilliant.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait 6 years to find out

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am like the Schierholtz

I cannot wait.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

love it

In the middle of A Dance With Dragons right now. I won’t hint who Bochy reminds me of.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

"No man could doubt his strength or courage, but he had never learned to wait."

Holy crap, that’s great.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 21, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is fantastic. I especially like “they moved quickly at the towers.”

Thing C

by markdash on Jul 21, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 21, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what they say...

“A Lincecum always repays his debts.”
-Tyrium Lincecum

by Tarrsk on Jul 21, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am offended that you have besmirched Timmy by associating him with the Lannisters.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, this is why it’s offensive.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs a Cersei verse.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect I am not the intended audience for that video. But seeing it made a comment of Jaime’s in the third book make no sense.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing shameful about being associated with Tyrion Lannister

Short guys with quick arms/wits and a propensity to get out of tight situations in unexpected ways represent.

by Tarrsk on Jul 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that guy, but he’s not exactly a typical Lannister, nor emblematic of the House.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyrion Lannister plays for us under the pseudonym Mike Fontenot.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"A Lincecum always repays his debts."

I thought that was Lensmen.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rec

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

More!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nearly forced me to make water.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ot: earl weaver baseball video game memories

1. it kept trying to trade curt young to me. i thought it was cy young and it took me awhile to figure out…well, as long as it took rto realize cy young wasnt pitching very well.
2. it predated the live ball era. in full season mode it had guys like mcgwire hitting 60+ hrs every season. my friends and i all laughed at it, since kevin mitchells 47 seemed like an ungodly number at the time.
3. the game did not understand what a save was and how to play to it. i had a number of teams that, when the closer was hurt, would substitute a back up infielder to get saves. one year during a simulated season. dave magadan had 13 saves.
4. i made myself a switch hitting 2b in the game, with honest numbers of 7/10 average and 5/ 10 power. 30 games into the first simulated season i had to bench myself for ernest riles.

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 21, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: Dodger Stadium Security

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

would have been funny even without the leaopard

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was posted yesterday to a less than welcome reception.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

for the analogy or pic or both?

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

and the story behind the picture.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

People attacked brutally! Animal killed brutally! But, look! Cool photo!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, nice and concise… if you were Mr. Martin trying to explain that, you would have run out of text box.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for the cat.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It died of knife wounds.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m used to disappointment.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

this looks like half a second earlier.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, this again.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ransom can go die in a fire.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 10:36 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If for no other reason than posting that odd photo.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am confused.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a simple joke intentionally portraying myself as confused by Cody Ransom the player and Cody_ransom, the you. It’s not particularly deep thinking.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

/chasm’d

I think.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lighten up, Francis.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks drunk.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The years have not been kind. Or was it Yankees fans.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He looks frightened and confused.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT HUMAN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

UNDEAD

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright...off to Ventura.

see you guys tomorrow

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Tell everyone I said hi.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the Sunshine ?

Chewin’ on a piece of grass walkin’ down the road ?

Alligator lizards in the air ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was playing SS when he made the error.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 21, 2011 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

He was

I posted the game log above.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

so g-briz highlighted the wrong error I guess

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why can't the Giants play today?

My company has set up a booth at the State Fair in the Beer Gardens and I have to work in it today. If the Giants played today I could have at least listened to the game.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 21, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Were I in town, I would patronize your fine products. Thence, I would enjoy some fine spun-sugar cotton candy and peruse the offerings on the midway. What a fine afternoon that would be!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would you go to the horse races with me at the fair?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would!

And whatever happened to the traditional egg creams at ye olde State Fair?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It now requires a Prop 65 California warning label. The cup is not big enough.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have that same problem.

/index finger-gun gesture

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW..

Is it like 90 degrees there today with 95% humidity ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the moment, it’s 78 in Knoxville, with a dewpoint of 73. It’s incredibly humid, but the heat hasn’t really materialized here because of cloud cover and some cooler air from nearby thunderstorms.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess. I can’t guarantee I’d pay attention, but it sounds like a lark.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a day to be out there! Gonna be close to 100˚! Ick!

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lord Destro

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad, but there’s way too much noise going on in the face area.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Startling resemblance to Julian Tavares

I could not, for the life of me, remember his name just now. However a Google search for “ugliest ballplayer ever” got it for me. No joke.

by younghutch on Jul 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda looks like Tiger Woods

by boonitez on Jul 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

only one error in 2004.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

So I guess the lesson is, defense is actually important. But no one notices it unless you make a bonehead play in a big game.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Jose Cruz, Jr. is solemnly nodding his head somewhere.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

See now those I remember. Because he did it like 3 times and he had just won the GG.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Choked

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course we all remember clank, but I also remember how epically lame he was w/the bases juiced last year. His one rbi in the playoffs coming on a baseloaded groundout w/nobody out. Thanks for nothing.

by GameSix on Jul 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Brown of Yahoo is reporting that the Giants are going hard after Beltran despite what others are saying. (for the guy above who wanted Beltran news)

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The more I think about it, the more I want him.

The more OF we add, the less likely Rowand starts a game.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The more OF we add, the less likely Rowand starts a game.

Is this called the "Beltran Effect " ? If so I approve, with reservations.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Burrell disappears forever and Nate is the 6th OF.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell is too cheap to let go.

How can you cut a guy who is productive at 1 million?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giving him irregular playing time and keeping him out of a groove until you realize that you need to free up a roster spot and oh what the hell we only spent a million on him anyway.

I mean, conceivably.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very sad; very true.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Ross! That unclutch boob.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop clutching Ross’ boob.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just switch hands instead?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh?

Beltran in RF, Rowand in CF, Burriss in LF. That sounds about like Bochy’s idea of what to do: “Umm, got that big bat out there now, hmmm, gotta go with Rowie, he’s one of our guys, hmmm, need to get some vroom in the outfield, hmmm, mumble, Bork, Bork . . . .”

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt Bochy would put Burriss in the outfield with any kind of regularity.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is, after all, a first baseman.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Squee!

Seriously though, just play Beltran every single damn damn (screw his knees!) and just alternate giving Cody and Nate days off. Simple!

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every single damn damn?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

And throw a ‘day’ in there while you’re at it.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Rubble’s other son who was in a Satanic cult

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

(ba dum bash)

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This needs to be a chorus to an indie song. Thrash uke.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t think any reporters know what’s going on with the trades. My guess is, the wind changes every few minutes depending on who is talking to whom at any given moment.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kudos . . .

. . . from The Whom Society of America.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

I really want him in uniform for tomorrow’s game. YES I’M GREEDY!

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what's our limit?

Brown and the contract?

That’s probably way too much for a lot of you and I’m not sure I’d do it either.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it's Brown or the contract.

Which means we’ll just do the contract.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please not Brown. Vroooom!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

But if the info about prefering talent to $ is true,

Philly’s rumored offer is a much better fit. I think it will come down to a combination of $ and talent.

I mean say it woudl take 3 mil and Brown? would you say no because of 3 mil?

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’d say NO because of Brown.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't

Maybe the Mets would.

I don’t want to give up Brown though.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say no because of Brown. If I did.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This Line

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t actually think the Phillies are going to give up their Brown, that’d be dumb as shit.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's true.

Dom Brown might be better than Beltran right now, and definitely better over the next 5 years.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve read the Phillies won’t give up Dominic Brown for Beltran. Not to mention that their fan base would flip out if they helped the Phillies. Their offer would have to be way better than the Giants for them to get him.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What I’ve heard is mostly based around Jonathan Singleton for the Phillies. They definitely do not want to give up Dom Brown or Vance Worley, who they see as a solid #2-#3 type starter.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=single001jon

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by billywitchdoctor.com on Jul 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies don’t want the money (luxury tax) and don’t have the prospects to get the mets to cover the salary.

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by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dom Brown?

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Brown

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Brown

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Willie Brown

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Downtown Julie Brown

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moonbeam Brown

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Brown

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Brown

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Murphy Brown

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by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cinnamon Brown

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brown Trout

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot Brown Sandwich

since it is almost lunch time

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Margaret Wise Brown

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it's BROWN flush it down

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by NuschlerFace on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it's yellow let it mellow

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 21, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baddest man in the whole damn town

had to be done

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by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dom Brown ain’t getting traded.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Dom Brown survived all of his trading. As of now the only real piece he has moved is Drabek. Carrasco is looking good this year too, but he also got Lee for 2 years and Halladay on a 3/60 contract.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I am no RAJ fan. I just don’t see them trading Dom Brown.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I've been thinking

Remember that report about the Phillies being in debt?

There’s no way they can afford to bring in the money, and I really don’t think they want to give up Dominic Brown.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would take Brown straight up. If they wanted money, all the better.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or do you mean our Brown?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it weird

that I’d rather give up Wheeler than Brown? Maybe because I feel like we have decent organizational depth pitching wise, but very few OF’s with the kind of tools that Brown possesses.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure we have a lot of pitching depth that could replace Wheeler.

Where Panik might be able to replace Brown.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think

panik has the speed that Brown does, and I don’t believe we have another OF that can play CF as well as Brown. A guy like Beltran won’t be able to play CF for a whole lot longer, even if we resign him, and who knows what will happen with Andres, so I feel in terms of need, Brown has the inside track to get to the majors at a needed position.

However, I think we have some starting pitchers who might not have the #1 or #2 potential that Wheeler might have, but who have the #5 potential that we currently need, if in fact we are moving forward with the assumption that Timmy, Matt, and MadBum are our future 1-3 and Sanchez can be #4.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point I will be shocked if Sanchez is back with the Giants next year.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

on second thought i would have to agree wtih you. I was thinking strictly with the bat.

If Brown can play D anything like Torres, he’s worth keeping around.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are only going semi-hard

Brian is getting up there in age.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cialis

/ beach bathub

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you really are Cody Ransom ?

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it is kind of like when Xiahou Ba resists Sima Yi

and loses, so he flees to Shu and…nothing really happens

by Hyoton on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I have quite literally

blocked 04-07 out of my mind. I have flashes of memories, like a Padre dropping a ball as fireworks go off, and Timmy’s first game, and Matt Cain coming up, and Barry doing his thing, but for the most part, those have become forgotten years.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

‘05 to ’08 is like that for me. It’s weird, because I really cared about the ’05 and ’06 Giants: like, an unhealthy amount. The journal I kept back then is filled with details of their exploits.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing how quickly things can turn around though. I remember thinking during those years that 2012 was the target year for contention, yet here we are

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last year I had the Giants pegged as an 84-win team.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you look at the staritng lineup we had at the begining

Who could blame you? lol

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by Badly Browned on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have forgotten everything that happened with the Giants between 2004 and 2008.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to block him out too

Wasn’t his fault, just the dang run support depressed me.

Never will forget that one-hitter against the AAAthletics though.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I associate Timmy with 2008. Waiting for the results of the voting in November 2008 was like waiting for a coronation. I could believe in hope again.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a glimmer after 08, with Pablo and Timmy.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

A glimmer ?

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was PCL MVP in 2004 or 2003. He had a great season in Fresno before his call up.

So I looked it up…

2004 158 PA, 10 HR, 1.000 OPS

He’s done this before and still sucked.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't MVP.

Was best defender in 2003, then put up the moster 35 games and got the call.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

that he evolved into a being of pure offense?

/altitude adjustment

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ransom convinced me that defensive replacements are stupid. Years later, I’ve only had that opinion reinforced.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I think statistically they’re basically a wash at best.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Read this as

Cody Ransom conceived me

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell/Schierholtz was a fine combo.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It helps when the defensive replacement can hit a little, but that always still just leaves me with the question, “then why not start that guy?”

I guess it’s valuable as a way to get guys playing time. But as a close-game strategy it always frustrates me.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It works when you have two players who are sort of close in overall value but with wildly different skill sets, like Pat & Nate. The seventh-inning swap allows you to maximize their positives and minimize their negatives. It does shorten the bench, though, and I’m not sure that’s worth it.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

So… I just found this weird little mp3 player while cleaning out a desk drawer… Is it possible to have an mp3 player with only an earphone slot? Is there a 3.5jack to usb cable? Or is this something somebody got free in a box of Cocoa Puffs?

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Well I found the little fucker…. but I still can’t figure out how the danged thing works…

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's a shuffle?

I have a couple of those clanking around. There’s a dock thingy that has a plug that looks like a headphone jack.

Ah, yes, this thing.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaah thanks… I wonder where the hell that little piece of plastic is hiding….All of our ipods, zens, and whatnots have some sort of usb port…
…maybe the “junk drawer” in the kitchen.

Oh well thanks again, now I’ve got something to do ‘til it’s safe to leave for the gym…

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yippeee!!!

I found this in a box full of usb cables. Do we really need a shoebox full of usb cables? I actually found one of those big ole grey strappy computer [ide?] cables in there too. Haven’t seen one of those in eons!

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I brought Veronica Mars over to a friend’s place last weekend and watched the pilot with her. I dunno how far she’s gotten, but I’ve re-watched through episode 14 already.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

I <3 VM so much

That first season is one of the most brilliant things this side of the Wire

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep hearing people say this, but I got about halfway through the first season and then forgot to watch more. It just wasn’t that compelling to me.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted less girl and more Jason Dohring.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I thought he was awful!

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched it once and decided I didn’t like the girl but the guy was so hot. That is the extent of my Veronica Mars exposure.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is pretty cute.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why I dislike Supernatural, I don’t know. I guess Winchesters don’t do it for me.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Supernatural sucks

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

My best friend from high school will cut you.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

KNEEL BEFORE TODD!

I actually like it, but it’s definitely a guilty pleasure.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Admittedly, I liked Supernatural (at least, the first three seasons) because it was a good show. Jared and Jensen were cool to view, but I liked the show as a whole.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked it until it got so bogged down in the mytharc.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. That’s what killed it for me. I liked the MotW episodes much better.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, see I always like the arc episodes better (with pretty much any show). That was a huge problem I had with Wonderfalls. Too many throwaway episodes. I mean, who really cared about the two old ladies going over Niagara Falls?

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a great ep!

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the pilot and was traumatized by the scene where the one guy gets eaten by the wending. I don’t know why I can consume war violence but not horror violence.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘Sokay. I’m not one for gore, either.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incidentally, OS X Lion iPad-style AutoCorrect, I meant to write wendigo.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was great. I love how they made the audience do a complete 180 on his character. I don’t know if I have ever seen a character go from so hated to so adored in on season.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d credit the writers FAR more than the actor. There were a bunch of times where I really had no idea what emotion he was trying to convey.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the guy from Just Shoot Me?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess probably not.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, Veronica’s dad was on Just Shoot Me. We’re talking about Logan.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess if it isn’t for you, then it isn’t for you. Personally I adored it (obviously)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree.

S2 and S3… not so much.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I offended my screenwriting professor when I opined that VM season 1 was better than season 2 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which to him is sacrosanct.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll teach you to take a class taught by Joss Whedon.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who then guest starred in an episode of Veronica Mars!

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He really liked Veronica Mars.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I hear Joss Whedon

All I think of is some girl from my frosh year dorm floor who was OBSESSED with him. Name dropped all the time, said he was going to write a personal letter to let her into whatever liberal arts college he went to after they rejected her.

And all I could remember thinking was, you’re at Cal, that’s not a bad backup plan.

Sorry Joss Whedon, you deserve a better memory in my head than that.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Unfortunately everyone knows someone who won’t shut up about Joss Whedon, and that never does any good.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be that person.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re kind of like the deadheads of this generation.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve come dangerously close with Firefly.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

My cousins never shut up about Kevin Smith

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s Will Smith’s brother

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s Carlton.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Tatyana Ali

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Carlton is a brother, but not the brother.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You’re going to live with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air”

I guess they would be cousins.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

there’s no doubt he’s very talented, but the hype he gets is a little much sometimes.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve boiled it down to people who won’t shut up about Firefly…

A show I love, but, come on, people… River Tam is not going to beat the Terminator in a fight.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

River Tam is the Terminator.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’ed.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

No seriously.

Possibly NSFW: http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/summer_glau-terminator.jpg

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know she was a Terminator (and totally hot as one). I just thought it was funny how he said it.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait.

Which model.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, first...

My recollection is wrong. River Tam beat Batman to win the io9 poll.

This was the first comment from that final round poll that should tell you all you need to know about Firefly fans and the controversy surrounding the dominance of River Tam:

You know what I’ve noticed? People are attacking Firefly fans because River had done so well, and yet the vast majority of them have done nothing nearly as troll-ish as the legions of antagonists continually declaring this contest to be a sham, accusing Tam supporters of foul play, and asserting that River isn’t badass, let alone badass to have made it this far, despite completely objective proof otherwise. In reading the message boards on this and other articles, the outpouring of irrational anger against River and her supporter is glaringly obvious, and yet the supporters have no voice in the matter.

I would like to specifically mention the user Wookie1972, who, at the time of this writing, has no less than six featured postings on this poll’s page. A vocal supporter of Batman, he has, at this point, argued against the only Tam supporter by using irrelevant conclusions, and even went so far as to compare the voting to the atrocities associated with the Iranian election.

In the interest of disclosure, I have voted for River Tam, and would be happy to enumerate my reasons why, as well listen to any arguments for Batman’s superiority. I do this in the hopes that this message board, and the coverage of this poll in general, will become less focused on the so-called unfairness of the poll, and instead feature rational discussions and debates about the topic.

And the link to this mess:

http://io9.com/5348886/televisions-biggest-badass-of-all-time-final-round-river-vs-batman

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, here’s the thing:

Spontaneous encounter, River hands down. She wiped out a room full of Reavers; she can definitely throttle Batman.

However, that would just be the initial, escalating setback in a Batman movie. He would retire to his cave, focus on what he needs to improve, and end up figuring out how to psychically cripple River or some crazy ish like that and then he’d kick her off the roof of some high building.

And then a Gojira track kicks in and the credits roll.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have the basement-dwellingest boner right now.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Buffy would beat River Tam in a spontaneous encounter. Then again, River Tam always annoyed me or, at least, annoyed me more than entertained me.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, to an extent. Simon & Book even more so.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

another tv show

that lost me half way through the first season. I guess The Wire and Breaking Bad have ruined me.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm all sitcoms

all the time. I have never been able to stick with a drama.

Short attention span, I guess.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Fox lost them halfway through the season, too.

Thing C

by markdash on Jul 21, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could say the entire series lost itself halfway through the first season.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which markdash already said. Good.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Book over Simon just because he’d sometimes have a knowing look, whereas Simon never seemed to know anything and most of his lines consisted of shushing his sister who was in the middle of a freakout.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Insert Cal is a bad backup plan joke here]

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by goGSW24 on Jul 21, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

No hate from UCLA please. At least we’re both not Merced.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

This is true.

11/01/10
My adopted son is Steve Edlefsen.

by goGSW24 on Jul 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, y'all

The first two seasons are streaming free at the WB website!

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.thewb.com/shows/veronica-mars

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit there’s tons of WB-produced shows streaming on their website

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m the only person who isn’t reading or hasn’t read GoT.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Nah

I’m with ya

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by Badly Browned on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I may very well in the future, though. It’s not some sort of scoffing thing. It just hasn’t happened.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

In this line.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not, I haven’t and I won’t. The Mr. is reading it… I’m just not interested.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither

I haven’t read a book in years. I’m always on my computer, IPad and iPhone and watching TV. I read one page of a book and I fall asleep. You guys enjoy your fancy book learnin’.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LoL
I read lots of books, but these just don’t interest me.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

… Steve Jobs? is that you?

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got more apples than an orchard!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Srsly he once said “Who reads anymore?” Like most people who have great, almost occult in-person presence, he doesn’t pay much mind to text. As evinced by the “word processing” templates in Pages.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

People are always taken aback when I tell them that there are still, to this day, in this country, in this very city people withOUT access to the internet. -well, unless they go to the library or something…assuming you can find one that’s open.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Los Angeles was the only area that had this problem. I can’t always write in a Starbucks and I usually can’t write at home, but the third (which should be first) best option is never available because the libraries are only open, like, 4 hours a day and close at 5!

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do better “brainstorming” writing in cafes.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

My “setup” is too helter-skelter. I’m not quite certain where I work best and when. Brainstorming, outlining, drafting and revising all just happen on their own time.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

In other words, it really sucks.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have the first volume waiting on my pile. But I got caught of in a complete re-read of the WoT series (NERD), so it may have to wait.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read the first 4, but I’ve decided to wait to see if he finishes the whole series before I read on. Each book gets progressively more weighed down with extraneous detail. There’s so much boredom to get through to get to the awesome parts.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

neeps

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since I don't read GRRMartin,

can someone tell me if those neeps are the same as Scottish neeps? “I served my nuncle roasted tatties and neeps with a samite napkin.”

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I presume so.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

…or viewed it. Was going to watch S1 On Demand until Tolbert started pimping it. It must blow if he’s into it (although we agree on Tool).

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

HARDCORE LESBIAN SEX SCENES

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

that scene was maybe the most awkward thing ever

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t. I want to but I’m so far behind the curve I fill like a loser buying it.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ACOK!

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is still funny.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I barely even know what it is.

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by kdl on Jul 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH YOU THINK SO, HUH?

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by satyricrash on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t.

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by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

haven’t read it. couldn’t deal with the show either.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 21, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought that was a bullshit call by Jon Miller. “and ANOTHER error by…(Ransom)”

would they try to hag all the blame on Burriss or Crawford if they f’ed up in a big game? its just stupid. same thing with Salomon Torres – easy scapegoat.

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

would they try to hag all the blame on Burriss or Crawford if they f’ed up in a big game?

Uh, probably?

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’m pretty sure if anyone made an error to f’ up a big game, they’d take all the blame. Maybe not Pablo tho

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

take the Salomon Torres case – anyone surprised a rookie couldn’t handle the pressure in that game? what a shocker.

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

When someone comes into a game as a defensive replacement ...

… and makes an error that helps lead to the Dodgers’ greatest moment since Kirk Gibson, it will be remembered. That’s not weak, that’s baseball. Hermanson sucked and Franklin sucked too, but Ransom’s was brutal.

Torres took more crap than he deserved, though, I agree. Pitchers have bad starts.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, but was Ransom even an above average defensive player? he was just a nobody up from the minors and Jon Miller piled all this crap on him.

by repeat_in_2011 on Jul 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

His reason for existing was due to his defensive prowess.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Bocock

before there was a Bocock.

And yet, he booted it. And then pain.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This should be converted into a haiku.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Bocock
(He booted it, and then pain)
Before there was Bocock

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait should the 5 line go first and the 3 line go last?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cocock?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hermanson's arm was falling off

Thanks to Felipe’s management. Ah, what an incompetent, incompetent manager.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 21, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely Burriss

For some reason I feel like the announcers really love Crawford and would give him a little more grace.

However, I don’t want to see anything like this happen.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one is immune to the pretty (except GP) not even the announcers!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this saying that

Crawford is good-looking? He certainly is.

That family has good genes. Amy Crawford is gorgeous! And dating Gerrit Cole…

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss is just as pretty.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he knows it

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just like those jocks that would toss my bass clarinet into the pond by the practice field.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were intimidated by it’s size….

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

As well they should have been.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean you never walked into the locker room and seduced them all and then the coach walks in and … /Nifty

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It always happens too easily in those stories. I mean, really now.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that story where Aurilia wanders into the sauna to find JT and Kent —

Oh wait, I wrote that.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m still thinking about Timmy and Zito.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t write slash. I write gay porn. ;)

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incorrect.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh also

I really liked that National Anthem yesterday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Jackie Greene?

They played it on KNBR this morning, and waxed poetic about it. I agreed.

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by kdl on Jul 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was really pleasantly surprised.

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that it wasn’t generic. Plus, it was beautiful.

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by kdl on Jul 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jackie Greene is AWESOME

Been a fan of his for like 3-4 years now. He plays shows in SF all the time. Definitely would recommend going

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s reaching the point where I approve of any national anthem that doesn’t come off as a shitty American Idol tryout.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or some awful out of tune guitar only version.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or that crappy one where the guy played all those brass instruments badly.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Santana’s son and keyboardist.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed the Blue Man Group one.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Man absolutely was the best.

Except maybe for the Association back at the ’Stick. They were amazing, perfect a capella 6-part harmony

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tower of Power was amazing, too. I don’t even know who the singer was, but he killed it.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate did Monday’s! And then shook Pablo’s hand and got yelled at for it.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

DONT TOUCH THE PANDA

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why Panda got injured!!!!

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t enjoy pointless voicesturbation?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s on YouTube for folks like me who missed it.

That really is quite good. I agree with Stuttering John, the modern pop star take on the song is not only terribly overused, it’s also really poorly suited for the particular song. It sounds so awkward and clunky when random notes get held just to showcase the singer’s technical skill.

by Seasick fish on Jul 21, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait

That’s from last year. Roughly the same performance, though, I’m guessing?

by Seasick fish on Jul 21, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matthew Berry repeatedly pronounced Ransom as “Ransin” today on the podcast.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/15/594553/blast-from-the-past#8128320

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s some pretty good recall. I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

by younghutch on Jul 21, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was way, way longer ago than I was expecting.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL “12 comments”…

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was only a fanshot by Xanthan.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I'm going to Honolulu for vacation in October

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Show off… Hey maybe you can stay with the Goofus’ ! Goofusi?

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goofii?

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I propose we name a small lunar mare region “Sinus Goofii.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’ll have to be on the dark of the moon

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did a Hawaii cruise last year. Best vacation ever.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think they are in Maui

I hit vacation Cap in October so I have to take it or I lose it.

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where are we staying?

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by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mets fans have signs saying goodbye to Beltran. Last home game before the deadline.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I hope

he’s gone today. To us. For nothing. GREEDY!!!

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing?

Nah, they can take Rowand

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the spirit!

I hear Zito loves New York! And was Sandy Alderson around in Oakland when they drafted him?

: )

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the last day of Jason Schmidt?

Me Neither <.<

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Heyman said the consensus is that the Giants got Keppinger for nothing.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Basically

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

feels like it. i didn’t even know henry sosa was still active.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I happen to like Stouffers and Sousa.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

ICWYDT

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Jul 21, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stoffer might be ok.

Astros could have gotten Sosa for free when we took him off the 40.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes good frozen Lasagna

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best frozen lasagna = Claim Jumper

But it appears they’re not being made anymore.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trader Joe’s has some good lasagnas

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trader Joe’s has some good lasagnas

Fixed /
Long list is long.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

More and more of our food $$ is going to TJ’s, less and less to Safeway.
TJ’s employees are generally nicer and more helpful than those at the nearest competitor. Well except for the SavMart on Folsom Blvd, they hire sheltered workshop people there, who I think, if I were to let them, really would come home with me to help me unload the groceries from the car.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe’s is my “go to” store for unusual and good items. Kind of like Sergio Romo. I don’t shop there as often as I should, but I always love it when I do.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo should be a household item.

Thing C

by markdash on Jul 21, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was well stated yesterday,

“Hey, free upgrade.”

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: For those of you who havent seen Mad Men

http://news.cnet.com/8301-31001_3-20081022-261/netflix-counters-bad-press-with-the-fighter-mad-men/?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-20

It’s coming to streaming Netflix. WATCH IT

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

+1

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll need to rewatch Season 4 sometime in the fall.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is great news. if they’d put breaking bad there too, that would be great.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I’ve already seen it.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find Wahlberg pretty decent when he is not supposed to carry the movie. He can be hilarious (ala I <3 Huckabees or The Departed)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a great question.

He didn’t ruin The Matrix, right? In fact, it’s very likely he made the movie better by being such a nothing presence. It let the world stand out more.

He didn’t ruin Bill & Ted’s, he elevated it (them).

He didn’t ruin Point Break.

Keanu Reeves is at least a 1-WAR actor, I’d think.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

What movies has he been in that would be good if not for him?

Most of the movies I can think of were already bad regardless of his presence.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t entirely terrible in Parenthood.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

he was Keanu Reeves playing Keanu Reeves in Point Break, which has an odd appeal somehow.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That’s what little dudes do.”

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasting my day! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

Some of his filmography… a lot of bad movies that were not improved by his presence, too. I have no way of SABR-ing this up, but I’ll give it a go:

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 1.0 WAR (not anyone could have played this role, but someone else could have)

Parenthood 0.0

Point Break 2.0 (couldn’t be acted off the screen by Swayze but couldn’t upstage him. AND, he played a surfer dude. Perfect role for him, but, again, could’ve been played by others).

My Own Private Idaho 0.0

Dracula -1.0

Much Ado About Nothing -2.0 (surfer + Shakespearean comedy = tragedy)

Speed 2.0 (had a modicum of chemistry with Sandra Bullock, had to seem at least somewhat believable and was, had to be seen as clearly inferior to Dennis Hopper and was)

Johnny Mnemonic 0.0 (awful movie, nothing he could’ve done, but it wasn’t his performance that made it bad)

A Walk in the Clouds -1.0 (he’s not a romantic lead, he’s a blank face)

Chain Reaction 0.0 (Johnny Mnemonic reasons)

The Devil’s Advocate 0.0 (did he make this mediocre movie mediocre? Probably not. Could another actor had made it better? Sure!)

The Matrix 0.0 (he didn’t ruin the movie, he didn’t elevate it).

The Replacements 0.0

The Gift 0.0

Hard Ball -1.0 (nothing inspiring about him. I think he had to coach those kids for more better reasons than Gordon Bombay did in MD).

Constantine 0.0 (bad movie, did he ruin it?)

A Scanner Darkly 0.0 (bad movie, did he ruin it?)

The Lake House -1.0 (romantic lead, no way)

Street Kings 0.0 (bad movie, did he ruin it?)

The Day the Earth Stood Still 0.0 (bad movie, did he ruin it?)

So, he’s a -1.0 WAR actor based on these brief, totally unscientific ratings.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like a narrow scale. Nothing above or below 2.0?

And A Scanner Darkly rocked, so your post is invalid.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about something’s gotta give?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 21, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was way more terrible than -1 in Dracula. Conversely, you neglected River’s Edge (which is actually a really good movie), and I think he was well above replacement in that. (It helped that he wasn’t really famous at the time.)

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought River's Edge was really bad

Not because of Keanu so much as Crispin Glover.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I usually like him. He’s just soooo creepy.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were his best seasons though

What about War of the Worlds? And all other Keanu Reeves projects?

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually wasn’t in a hurry to see the Matrix movies because of him. I almost didn’t watch the last one because of him. Loved the rest of the cast. Hated him. He did ruin the movies.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was incredible as the surfer dude in Dangerous Liasons

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God

I forgot about that. No one should ever watch Dangerous Liaisons. Valmont FTW!

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have a problem, I can’t stop rosterbating.

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

It’s an off day and only 10 days til the deadline.

It’s perfectly normal for a person your age.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey whoa

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Church of Bochy and Latter Day Giants can save your soul.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute. You’re two different people.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a lot of Cal/Giants crossover on this board.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

all CAL alums are giants fans

its just the way it is

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 21, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nailed it!

Go BEAR GIANTS!

Because Giant Bears would be scary!

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Combines Lou Seal and Oski into a very strange scary mascot

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 21, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the friendliest, least scary mascot ever. Neither Lou nor Oski are at all intimidating.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im thinking of a seal combined with a bear would look very disfigured

Personality wise it would be very very nice though

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 21, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bought that issue at a local bookstore. The article was disappointing.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

how were the pictures

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

They just used a standard press photo of Wilson to illustrate the piece.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get:

Error: Invalid hash

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ironically, I think I went to more A’s games while at Berkeley than Giants games, though I am a huge Giants fan and only sort of care about the A’s. The A’s were just way cheaper and easier to get to.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to several as well usually when the Skankees came to town though.

The Coliseum is one of the worst stadiums I’ve been to.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine

won’t call it the Coliseum. He only refers to it as the cement hell.

Can’t say I disagree with him. Last time I was there was for the U2 concert this summer. U2 was great, the venue was gross.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 21, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you might go blind.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hairy palms

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need a cold shower. And call your mother more often.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRETT PILL!

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Jul 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

Grant speaks out in favor of pie.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Settled.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make this green

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 21, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, y’all fell into the chasm. Good job Grant.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all know that if GRRM had written the story of Ransom, he (and/or his family) would have been horribly mutilated at some point before his return.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Lord Steinbrenner should have had his glove hand broken as the price for being released from his evil servitude.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/anticipation

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jul 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

112 on the heat index here

66 in San Francisco.

I HAVE MADE A BAD LIFE DECISION.

by Seasick fish on Jul 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, you have.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, maybe it’s not so great now, but wait until winter time, when I’ll get a chance to deal with the most snowfall of any US city, and you SF chumps will be stuck with…

…wait…

Ah, dammit.

by Seasick fish on Jul 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

66.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HARD-HITTING SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH

Or maybe it’s my perception.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who is JASON D?

"I don't get out of bed, for a million bucks!"
- Edgar Renteria or a hooker bribing a family man?

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mystery deepens.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer strawberry jam.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone’s a critic.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am what I play

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loose my non-DJ cherry Sunday.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

^ lose

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loose kind of also works.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, gee, I dunno with that windchill and all I bet it feels like 58 or so in the City.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, only 105 here!

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the correct answer

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND we gotta deal with a baseball team that has a bad offense! We’ll find the strength to carry on, but it won’t be easy.

by Seasick fish on Jul 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY IN YOUR MONKEY SUIT

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolife

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I’m envisioning that this involves you standing over Ron Paul’s shoulder, advising him to pick up Asdrubal Cabrera on waivers and not to accept Eric Cantor’s offer to trade him Roy Oswalt for Javy Vasquez.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Congress is so bad at fantasy baseball.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not as bad as they are at running the country!

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think people of all political stripes can agree that Eric Cantor seems like a guy you’d never want to play fantasy baseball with. He’d definitely offer you Luke Scott and Chad Billingsley for Bautista and then get offended when you said no.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONDSLEGEND IS ERIC CANTOR????

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

I like him. To me, the more apt metaphor would be him saying that no matter what, you have to give him Lincecum if you want to get Evan Longoria. And then you keep offering him different stuff, and he says, no, dude, it has to be Lincecum. I’m not changing that. That’s what it takes.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/team defaults on its debt

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

obligatory LOL DODGERS

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I wasn't making a political metaphor at all

Yours is much more apt in that regard. I just think he’d be a choad in fantasy baseball.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really is such a fantastically onomatopoetic word. One of my favorite insults.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bites back champagne room violation

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that sounds semi-reasonable

It would be more like if he was supposed to pay the bill that would keep the league functioning, but he said he wouldn’t pay it unless you gave him Tim Lincecum for nothing. Otherwise the league would fold. But you really wanted to play, so you said, “Well, can’t you at least give me Billingsley in return? Maybe James Loney?” But no.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

beware of all enterprises that require new clothes

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even afford a suit in college.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 of them were Christmas presents

None of them are very expensive ones – MW or Jos A Bank.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nordstrom Rack

FTW

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

$900 suits for $350!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like that yeah

I own four, and they were all bought in 2-for-1 sales.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really lucked out. Went to Men’s Wearhouse and didn’t like any of them. Then we went to Macy’s and there was a really nice one marked down to like $185. Cha-CHING!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah like the guy wearing a $5,000 suit is going to hold the elevator for a guy wearing a $350 suit!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I own only the one, and it’s for funerals. I keep meaning to get some more. One never knows when they might be needed.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

college was clearly the problem

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

 “One of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate is wearing a tie and jacket on Thursday afternoon at three o’clock, there are two possibilities. One is that they’re looking for a job and have an interview; the other is that they are an a**hole.”

-former Harvard President Larry Summers

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only ever wore them to work, I swear!

I wasn’t wear-suit-to-class guy, I just happened to have a couple internships that required them.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Summers should know.

It’s kind of weird to me that Summers has this reputation as a huge asshole, but most of the people who worked for him like him. Like maybe after you get to know him, you’re like, “Yeah, he’s an asshole, but he means well.”

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

You can teach El Person how to knot a tie.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The four-in-hand is my default. I don’t think I even tried double windsors.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what knot I can tie

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i learned the one where it stays on your neck

but if you or someone else is in a hurry to get it off, that can happen

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 21, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can tie a half Windsor (lol – child of the 80s, where girls got to wear ties).

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom did that!

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get off my lawn, whipper-snapper.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I still see this on waitstaff at some restaurants.

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned the one where you cross it in front, wrap it around one (or twice, if it’s a thin tie), pull it through the top of the loop you just wrapped, and tug it tight.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on a youtube thing I’m watching, the four-in-hand pulls through the top from behind. I pull through the top from the front. Maybe that’s not an important distinction.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking at some videos to see if I can find the specific way I do it.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Through the top from the front, then let it flounce around? That sounds unlike a tie knot.

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m doing it on myself now and I missed something. Man, it’s been a while since I tied a tie.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that description was terrible. I don’t pull it through the front at all. I really should have just hands-on-ed this from the start.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So. I start with the back of the tie facing out, and cross the thin end over the wide end. Then, I pull the wide end over the front to wrap it around the thin end. Then I pull the wide end around the front, up through the back, back through the loop, and pull.

I have no clue where that first description came from. It’s like if I told somebody I drive a car by getting into the back seat and then accessing the steering device in the trunk. It’s nonsense.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pratt knot.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And based on this thread, I’m the only one who defaults to that.

Also the only one who describes nonexistent things. I win two points.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean you are a prat?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. It was really a case where all of my tie-tying memory was tied up in my hands. Like, 90% muscle memory. So when I went to reconstruct it in my head, I had each movement disassociated from the actual process. I remembered that I pull the wide end over the front, but my brain attached it to end of the process instead of the beginning, because my brain usually stays out it when I tie a tie. Once I got my hands working, the thing was immediately tied exactly the way it should be.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four-in-hand is the superior knot. I don’t see the point of any of the others.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit

you are going to be a corporate raider

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They play their games in a crappy stadium

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, nope

I had friends who were finance majors. They were the ones who went off after college and got the big salaries on wall street.

I was a political science major. The best I can hope is that one day some of the raiders will donate to my campaign.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

½W is also nice and symmetrical

Four in hand has a nasty habit of going askew.

For a very narrow, tight knot I prefer that turn-the-tie-inside-out supersimple knot to the four-in-hand.

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.
Four in hand has a nasty habit of going askew.

Lopsided knot.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s perfectly normal for it to hang slightly to one side or the other.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The knot I use is closest to a full windsor but slightly different.

Four in hand is for kids.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I own a tie. There might be one lurking in the back of the closet for funerals.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The full Windsor and its friends strike me as a bridge too far. Unless you are an actual Victorian gentleman.

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

that sounds like it is the knot for me

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wearing a tie isn’t enough. It has to be a certain knot? What’s next a cane? Tophat?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

tails

They’ll laugh you out of the furry convention without tails.

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

McNulty: You know what they call guys who know about fashion?
Bunk: Yeah, grownups.

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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. And yet, I’m huge in afternoon drive time. Figure that one out, Sir Toppamhat.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harold the Helicopter!

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

James the cheeky little red bastard

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by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Thomas is the cheeky one, if I remember the song correctly.

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by Ott on Jul 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas, he’s the cheeky one
James, he’s vain but lots of fun

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by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t until my son was old enough to start watching those that I discovered Alec Baldwin and George Carlin have both been narrators for that show.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ringo Starr, too.

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So was Ringo Starr, as I recall.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one I knew.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never bothered to learn anything else.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Bipartisanship!

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never knew you were bipartisan.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are…we still talking about p****ics?

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got p****ics?

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

P****ICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfuckics?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picnics!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a new form of infographic, but only with your p***ic?

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I meant his character.

I’d vote for Jack Donhagy for president in a second.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This cracks me up. And I mean that in an entirely positive way.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, of course you would.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can slide a ring on an Apache tie

 

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You people know everything about me.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s fault is that?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 21, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

His, cuz’ he’s so young…what is there not to know??!?

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew everything back then!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 21, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

whose

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Windsor Man myself

but here is every standard knot known
 to mankind, even a bowtie for Mr. Nuekom

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops! Google Chrome could not find insert link.html

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is the one

Thomas Fink teaches me that that supersimple knot I like, above, is known as the ‘Oriental’ and is common in youth groups in China, while my other default knot, the half-Windor, is actually three-quarters the size of the Windsor.

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail

phone calls and actual work interferring with McC

http://www.ties4guys.com/help_files/diagrams.tem.php

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can teach him how to tie a bowtie. I did a speech on how to tie one in my speech class.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just bought my first one. Three weddings to go to this year, including one my cheating ex will be at, so I figured now’s the time to get a suit and make sure I look good.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Wilson Tux is always an acceptable option as well.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I warned the bride of the next wedding AND my date of the possibility. Then were surprisingly less horrified than I though they’d be.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GP = Rand McPherson?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

beware of all enterprises that require new clothes

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by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Vogelsong was saying ‘You don’t get views like this in Fresno’ on The Franchise last night, Mrs Disaster was like ‘It really is nice to live in a real city’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing when I moved here. I was marveling about all the stuff Knoxville has, and a friend back in Tuscaloosa said, “Yeah. Because it’s a real city.”

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My husband said last night, “they sure are working Mrs. Vogelsong into the narrative at every opportunity.” He wasn’t complaining.

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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am just as guilty as anyone of this. :)

San Francisco. Not smug. Just better.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dogpatch!

I used to catch the T with Mister Man right around there.

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had two high school buddies in town last night. We met at the Cassanova, went to my place, then to dinner at Luna Park, and finally off to see Barn Owl at the Elbo Room—all within about 150 yards of each other.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I have gotten used to being able to walk to the store, bakery, restaurants etc.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live at Church & Market; I’m pretty spoiled; I think the only amenity not in the immediate area is a first-run movie theater.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’d trade a first run theatre for having both the Roxie and the Castro theatres within walking distance.

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by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And really, the Red Vic (RIP) isn’t far, either.

And I totally agree. How many people in 2011 got to walk to two different theaters showing The Blues Brothers and Wayne’s World?

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the “RIP” for?

by Seasick fish on Jul 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s closing down.
http://sf.curbed.com/archives/2011/07/07/red_vic_calls_it_quits.php

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I don’t even live in California, but I would be personally devastated if the Castro ever closed.

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by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think any single-screen movie theater is in what could be called “good” shape, but I haven’t heard much about the Castro being in trouble. For now.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drove by the Eagle the other day. It’s gone as well.

/spills_from_my_40

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Eagle – last time I was there it was to see my friends’ band The Poontang Wranglers. I have used the mirrored trough urinal for the last time.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can always go to the Cinch or Pilsner Inn!

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We saw Hank IV and Moon Duo there last.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony B!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We know him and Bob a bit from hanging out at the ’Nova. All big Giants fans.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been in various bands with friends of mine over the last 25 years or so… old school Rotter.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My understanding is that the Eagle is going to be revived in some form. (Just an impression from a newspaper article; no inside info.)

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no

That’s so sad.

I checked the website after reading your post and saw they were celebrating 30 years with a showing of Harold and Maude, and I assumed all was well. One of the very first memories I have of SF is going to the Red Vic to see a showing of Harold and Maude that was meant to celebrate their 25th anniversary.

I guess it’s lucky that there are similar theaters in the city, but that was the one I went to the most and definitely my favorite. It was a great place with a lot of character, great variety of films, and great people. Ugh, that’s such a shame.

by Seasick fish on Jul 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That heat wave has passed. I was dealing with the heat wave before it was cool. Now I’m on to some other weather you’ve never heard of.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photo of the re-entry of Atlantis taken from the ISS

The perspective is hard to make out, but the shuttle is below and traveling away from the photographer.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Shot its wad.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONEY SHOT

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drat. My anaglyph glasses are at home.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_0

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Anaglyph = the red/blue plastic kind.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm Hmmmm

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more like the new Greendale C.C. logo.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

____

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the arc starts at the top and gets farther away as it goes down?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it passed below and is going away from the shot while going in

So the trail starts at the bottom of the pic and the shuttle is at the front of the fireball (near the top)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that makes better sense of both Lars’s description and what my eyes see than mine does.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone here ever been to the slumber party?

It sounds like fun, but also like a lot of kids might be there staying up way too late and getting cranky & annoying.

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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ask WalrusMan about it.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wanted to go, every year we say “Maybe next year.”

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought it would be great after an early evening game (say Sat 4 – 5 pm start), then overnight, then breakfast in the Field Club, and a Sunday day game.

I guess the campers would be in the way of the grounds crew, but that would be a great weekend of baseball.

For what it costs, 2 people could get a jr suite at the W and some blow.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so expensive that I’ve never done it. Also, I don’t like the cold.

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by kdl on Jul 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SergioRomo54 Sergio Romo
RT @DVanceGDMG: soooooooo filthy #gotheeem mixtape! Haha Again good stuff fellas! youtube.com/watch?v=JoX-5n…

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So some sheikh in Abu Dhabi

wrote his name in the sand, two and a half miles long.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

sad lulz

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by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bet he wishes he’d thought of that.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those are the early NASA shuttle blueprints.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re going to go big like that, wouldn’t you at LEAST pick a serif font? Something with a little pizazz?

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helvetica Neue Condensed.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but how’s its defense at second base?

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way smarter than spending your money on the Man City football club.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich guys named ‘Hamad’ worldwide will be taking credit for that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably the worst place in the world. Disgusting.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Heyward just hit a two-run shot. 4-2, Rockies.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

J-Hey!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you don’t say the kid part.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a monster.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of that nickname, at least when paired with “Kid.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much baseball this afternoon

I suppose I will suffer through the Arizona game. Bleh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: I need to go to the store, but my shoulder isn't cooperating enough to drive

Stoopid Giants/Niners/Sharks/Raiders/Earthquakes’ orthopedic surgeon, telling me I’ll only be down “for a few days”. Now I see why DL return predictions are so wild.

(To be fair, I think I expected I’d be up and at ‘em more quickly – I mean, how bad can be surgery be if it’s “arthroscopic”. That practically makes it magic, doesn’t it?)

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Can of corn listed as “day-to-day”.

by younghutch on Jul 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check and see if you have all of your ribs.

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by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t some places still have delivery? I think Safeway does. Or maybe you don’t need that kind of a store?

And yeah, recovery times really vary.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, I need the basics. Milk, bananas, bread, etc.

I think I’m gonna have to down a handful of advil/tylenol, suck it up and go.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did the doc say? For some of those surgeries the faster you start using it again the faster it heals!

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said to stop using it when it hurts. I tried spending most of yesterday without the sling, and last night I ended up with a searing, tearing, excruciating pain. It hasn’t really stopped. So maybe I overused it.

Or maybe I’m a big baby.

It’s making our planned campout to Yosemite on Monday look a lot less inviting.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stand back from the freaking waterfalls!!!

With a careful allotment of painkillers and anti-inflammatories I’d guess you would be feeling better by Monday.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno – my painkillers are mostly ineffective, and I still can’t sleep flat.

Plus I can barely use the arm.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they going to have you do PT?

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m doing it on my own. I’ve got range of motion exercises to start with, then I’ll break out the rubber tubing. No sense driving across town so some chipper dude can tell me to do the exercises I already know.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would depend… how chipper is he? If he’s Chipperndaley it might be worth it!

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m gonna have to down a handful of advil/tylenol, suck it up and go

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Safeway will deliver (though it’s not cheap).

I say get the basics you need now and all the heavy stuff you might need to buy for the next month. Make it worthwhile!

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna drive. I’ve got cabin fever.

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by can of corn on Jul 21, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand. Doesn’t matter how zonked out or miserable I feel- come day three of being sick, I NEED to get out of the house and do something.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pushes back coc’s rehab start

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by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snoop Dog

Just told me he was representing for all the gangsters across the world.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

All of them.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's comin to SLO soon.

I find this odd.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be at least two hours late

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still?

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hittin them corners in them low lows, girl

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by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takin’ my time to perfect the beat

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I still got love for the streets

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by bombs on Jul 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he got that in writing!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking apart my PC

And then re-installing Windows. Until then, McCoven. Hopefully I make it back.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 21, 2011 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

dude, live a little

Install AmigaOS or something.

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck to you..

Going to the gym… gotta do 4 more miles today. Hopefully I make it back, too.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Law on Aubrey Huff

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=6790644

Skip to 18:30. Keith Law explains why he was against the Huff signing, the reason for his struggles this season, and what the Giants should do moving forward.

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm planning on listening to this on my commute home

I was fine with the Huff signing because I thought that Belt could be shifted to the OF, and I think that might be what happens next year. But really, Belt should be the 1B this year. We can’t afford to have Huff working out his problems every day.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think Ross is no longer a Giant next year?

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't re-sign him.

They might, though, because they seem to base half their FA signings on grittiness and the other half on nostalgia.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they seem to base half their FA signings on grittiness and the other half on nostalgia.

You forgot the half that generates ticket and merchandise sales.
/Ross is Boss t-shirt’s and jersey’s seem to be everywhere.

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, but how many of them are sold by the Giants?

And, really, Ross is not a ticket seller. The Giants have sold out every game this season. Would they not have done that without Ross?

What really brings in fans is simple: Winning. And your ability to win is not enhanced by spending money on players to occupy positions that you could use young cheap talent to occupy instead.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

A 1000X this.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 21, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...
What really brings in fans is simple: Winning

There’s a lot of teams (San Diego last season, for example) that have found it’s not that simple.

Winning is the most important thing, but fanbases have to have an emotional attachment to the team and feel like every game is an “event”.

A big part of the meotional attachment comes from roster continuity; fans like feeling like they know “their” team and that they’re not growing fond of players that are likely gone…look at Oakland for an example.

Ross might not be accounting for incremental ticket sales, but he’s certainly part of the equation of why the team is so popular.

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by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rays.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I’ve always found the contention that winning games is the magic potion to drawing fans. There are more than enough examples in baseball in the last five years alone to know that simply isn’t true.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That first sentence was not complete. I’ve always found it weird when people make that claim.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You found the contention WHAT

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found the word “contention” to be kind of ugly. I wish I’d used a different one.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty negligible

And I doubt Baer or Neukom walked into Sabes office and we’re like. Give Cody arbitration we’ll surely make it up in ROSS IS BOSS shirts.

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not disagree with any of those points. Just making a silly lunatic fringe comment. I don’t see Ross as part of the 2012 Giants.

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on his asking price

He’s been very productive this year, but unless Torres or Nate totally fall off a cliff it’ll be tough squeezing him in (assuming Belt to OF and Huff in the starting lineup.)

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 21, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s not so much that Ross hasn’t been a fine player, it’s just, like, why give yourself roster problems when you don’t have to? We have enough players under contract next year to fill those positions.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’d have been better off giving Huff’s contract to Ross.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd still like him on the roster for the right price.

He’s a much better CF alternative than Rowand, and this team needs some right-handed bats (Pat’s probably gone next year, maybe retired.) But with Thomas Neal on the horizon and the looming possibility of Beltran or Upton, the right price is pretty friggin low.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 21, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like it if they tried Nate there more. unless they have already decided that he cannot play CF.

would be nice to know if he can

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if you assume, as I am, that the Giants are stuck with Rowand

Having Ross around, despite the fact that he’s better than Rowand, of course, still feels more or less superfluous.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

............

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gets me every time.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

As I have been trying to point out for a long while now, the outfield crunch—if they would take away some of Bochy’s broken toys that he keeps cutting his hands on—comes down to Schierholtz vs Ross. There is no reason to doubt Burrell’s bat is still sound (Bochy’s grotesque misuse of him notwithstanding—he’s the Romo of batters), and he can no doubt be re-upped cheaply again. Torres remains a necessary fixture in center (especially with his contract). Belt must be the right fielder, because Huff is not going away at first (and shouldn’t). What’s need, then, is a fourth outfielder who can play all three positions, and that is the crunch.

Schierholtz has so far played only RF, but there can be no doubt that he can play CF (as he did for the US Olympic team), and LF is easier than those two spots. He is also younger and, I presume, notably cheaper than Ross. The real issue is whether his current run is his real ability finally unleashed by regular play, or just a fortuitous run; that is the crux of the decision. If one believe this is the real Schierholtz, there would just be no point in re-upping Ross.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“because Huff is not going away at first (and shouldn’t)”
Shouldn’t? Madness!

Ross is streaky, and I don’t care if anyone says otherwise. He’s a free swinger who’s consistent with being inconsistent.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 21, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aria da capo

Rather than repost a wall o’ words, I refer you to this. There are related posts in that same thread.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Past two games I felt he was playing

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by calgiants86 on Jul 21, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking about next year, how much Money is coming off the books?
DeRosa, Ross, Tejada anyone else?

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 21, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't even bother thinking about it

Since most of it will be eaten up by arb increases.

by GiantPain on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

When can we get rid of Rowand?

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by calgiants86 on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

After next season. Or at any time by eating 90% or so of his remaining salary.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe 100%

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

But probably somebody could use him for something not much over the minimum. A good defensive OF who can hit lefties a little is worth something. Not a lot, but something.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it may very well depend on what he does for the rest of this year.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

In more ways than one.

Cody Ross : Type B free agent, very close to type A.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/07/elias-rankings-update-1.html

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that’d be baller if we got 2 picks for him

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends how much he makes in arbitration

Also, no one would sign him as a Type A free agent.

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by EricW on Jul 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought signing him to a two year deal was probably a bad idea. I thought he would do fairly well this season but not next year. What I didn’t really know was how bad he was at taking care of his body and keeping himself in good playing shape. If I had know that, I would have liked him to have signed with the Dodgers for a butt load of money. I never wanted the Giants to sign Uribe for anything more the one season with an option for another. Both deserved to be compensated for what they did for the Giants in 2010 on the cheap, but neither was really a “sexy” choice.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, he also said Panda would have no power for a year after coming back from the DL.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever LMFAO does.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm...that sounds delicious!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What all 49er fans serve at their Superbowl parties.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

(20 years ago)

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by NuschlerFace on Jul 21, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Icky.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truffle Shuffle?

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by calgiants86 on Jul 21, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

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by calgiants86 on Jul 21, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might take me awhile to get that much belly fat to pull that off.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lido Shuffle ?

Cupid Shuffle ?

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chinatown Shuffle

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shuffle up and deal.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

________________

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by NuschlerFace on Jul 21, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shuffaleupagus

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misspelling a Sesame Street character’s name… oh, the ignominy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super Shuttle

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by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you serious
A lapse in Lindsay Lohan’s health insurance — because she’s not been working in the past year — has prevented her from paying for the psychological counseling ordered as part of her probation, her lawyer revealed in court Thursday.

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

With those planning skills, she would make a fine US Congressman (person?).

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s got the requisite alcoholism.

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her stance isn't wide enough

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a pretty wide stance from what I’ve seen on the internet.

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn’t prevent her from paying. It prevented the insurance company from paying.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we compare yesterdays LOLineup with the LOLineup on the same day in 2008?

The 2008 one may actually be almost as good…

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 21, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I couldn't decide where to fit this in the Ross debate:

What are the odds Neal makes the team next year? Likely mid-season promotion?

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean after he is traded for Pudge?

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t he need to hit better to get promoted?

by Deleuzian on Jul 21, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t he need to come the DL to get promoted ?

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Hudson

being taken off the field on a stretcher after making an amazing catch and crashing into the wall. Hopefully he’s okay, all around good guy for baseball regardless of how many division rivals he has played for.

by Puster Bosey on Jul 21, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. I really like that guy.

by Your mother on Jul 21, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?! What about dad??

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this is the time to tell you the truth…

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not your dad, kiddo.

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LOL MAILMAN!

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That’s right, jhiat00: Karl Malone is your father.

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I’m rich, bitch!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this conversation got weird fast.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The site’s new masthead.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what you get for talking to your mother.

by younghutch on Jul 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year is fucked up

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 21, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Rowand comments ? Really ?

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West? More like DL West.

by Hyoton on Jul 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard has a .794 OPS

3 years OPS+ :

141
128
118

The 5 years, 125M extension has not kicked in yet..

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Too soon to say

Albatross?

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be paid DOUBLE Aaron Rowand money starting next year

Think about it.

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double Aaron Rowand.

WOW.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an albatross the second it was signed

It’s now too late to call it one.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
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by marcello on Jul 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/trending

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies in 2015 are going to be a hilarious team.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 21, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

He was worth 1.3 fWAR last year, that’s shit.

by Deleuzian on Jul 21, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year, he’s basically the same guy he was last year, minus 40 points of BABIP.

He’ll have to find that 45-jack stroke again some day if he wants to justify the contract.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dingers.exe

File Not Found

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dingerz.exe has become unresponsive. Would you like to send an error report?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD.exe

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you also like to install the

Got Heem Toolbar?

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our machine runs this well.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I still want to find Jon Miller’s call of the WS.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

runas [{/profile|/noprofile}] [/env] [/netonly] [/smartcard] [/showtrustlevels] [/trustlevel] /user:nvsfg run/ dingerz.exe
CACLS files /e /p {nvsfg}:{PERMISSION NOT GRANTED}

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

:() { : | : & }; :

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that an ASCII buttcrack?

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly wabbit.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fun

this seems like it could ahve some fun applications

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it will take down most out-of-the-box linux/bsds

Unless whoever installed it had the sense to implement some per-user limits.

by wcw on Jul 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

For whatever it’s worth, the Braves now lead the Rockies 5-4 in the top of the sixth.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s worth a delicious, creamy, and nourishing 10-game lead.

by Your mother on Jul 21, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowden and whoever that other hack on MLB radio is

Think the Giants are going to end up trading either Wheeler or Brown for Beltran.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

And even worse on Baseball Tomorrow.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually not so bad on Baseball Yesterday.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. Wonder what explains that.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

All his troubles seemed so far away.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping he’d move to Baseball Never.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn these sausage fingers

by Your mother on Jul 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll get the pitch forks, one of you go get the torches.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait ’til we trade Surkamp for Sam Fuld.

by Your mother on Jul 21, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that really seems high

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jody McDonald.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

…is the other hack, that is.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes. That is the guy

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

the son of a former Mets GM, I think?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPSBI

I rest my case

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

(H + RBI) / AB

It’s the absolute perfect jerk stat. It ONLY counts results that go into batting average and scoring.

You could modify it to weight hit types if you want:

((1B) + 2(2B) + 3(3B) + 4(HR) + RBI) / AB

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

On SiriusXM, the promo they play for Bowden's awful show over and over again is basically,

“There are four things Major Leauge Baseball needs to fix before it looks into home plate collisions: interleague scheduling, home field advantage in the All-Star game…” and two other things that had nothing to do with the health & safety of the players. What a joke.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another injury update
Carlos Gonzalez came out of Thursday’s game in the fifth inning after re-injuring his right wrist on a swing in the game against the Braves.

Gonzalez injured the wrist crashing into the wall on July 3 and missed the next four days. He continued to battle soreness and didn’t play the first game after the All-Star break, though he had started the last six days. He hit his second homer in three games in the first inning of today’s game.

Unfortunately, it appeared as though the setback he experienced today was quite significant. He was in obvious pain as he left in the middle of his at-bat.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

goin down like flies!

by Puster Bosey on Jul 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NL West is going to have to just gather the healthy players from all the teams in the division for the playoffs.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And even with an NL West super-team, sportswriters would favor the Phillies.

by vibratingsheep on Jul 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "super team" would only consist of the healthy players...

which more and more are not super players. Theoretical healthy NL west Super Team:

C Whiteside
1B Huff
2B Miles
3B Wigginton
SS Bartlett
LF Ludwick
CF Young
RF Upton

(I was trying to use only players who hadn’t been on the DL this season).

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That team isn’t very good.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kemp was on the DL?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you forgive me if I said I try not to think about Dodgers? Just a careless omission.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll allow it.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your NL West Champions..

THE GIANT PADRE DODGERS OF THE ROCKIE DIAMONDBACKS

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by nvsfg on Jul 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

GPDRD

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The Ass of This Particular Voltron"

Sounds like something a “hip” rock band would use as an album or track title.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they are.

And Pharell is directing and doing the music.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim McLennan smokes a cigar in the corner

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

there we go! fangy!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of you the whole time I revised this, baby!

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how even the C has fangs.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to take the “MOAR FANGS” note to its logical conclusion.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, fangitis.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy smokes. This spate of injuries has left me curiously bereft of my normal glee at division rivals’ misfortunes.

by Your mother on Jul 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

poop

my fantasiez is affected by this

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That contract is going to kill them.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it happen on TV about half an hour ago. It wasn’t clear what had happened, since nothing hit him. He just swung and then went down in pain.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa'd

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAME OF THRONES

best damn show on television

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Your argument is invalid.

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Jul 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to dwell on the bad things

but imagine if the Giants would have not spent $126M on Zito, $60M on Rowand, $6.5M on Tejada, and $12M on DeRosa and instead made JUST ONE decent signing. Could have realistically signed Teixeira, Crawford, or Sabathia or someone of that caliber and had an even more legitimate chance at a real dynasty. Could also have had a very realistic shot at signing Pujols if he decides to leave St. Louis this off-season. I can’t think about this anymore or I may start getting depressed…

by Puster Bosey on Jul 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

true

but honestly what did any of those guys contribute to that that other cheaper options couldn’t have also done? hindsight is obviously always 20/20 but honestly sabean had to have been the only person in the world who thought the zito and rowand signings would pay off, right?

by Puster Bosey on Jul 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also true

But Sabean had to have been the only person in the world who thought the Huff signing would pay off.

by vibratingsheep on Jul 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

He thought so the second time too.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we hadn't signed Rowand for $60m

We would have found a way to spend it on 6 $10m terrible signings.

by Deleuzian on Jul 21, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

but can the play SS?

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria
Sanchez
DeRosa
Huff
Tejada

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did anyway

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which might have blocked Pablo, or Posey or Torres...

So in retrospect, Thanks for sinking it all in one hole.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anything other than the Zito and Rowand deals prevented the Giants from signing anyone else. The others are pretty short term. Also, I think Teixeira wanted to play in NY.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find the whole premise that, “If we didn’t have this cash tied up, we could have signed (guy Yankees overpaid for), (guy Red Sox overpaid for), and (guy Yankees overpaid for), and we’d have a shot at (guy who will be paid like a God, possibly by the Yankees or Red Sox)”, leaves something to be desired.

First, it assumes the Giants don’t allocate that cash elsewhere. Second, it assumes that we won bidding wars with the Yankees and Red Sox.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

One or both of those “ands” should be an “or”. There is no claim made that we could have had ALL of them, or even more than one.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants had not signed those guys, I assume they would have spent the money unremarkably and we would still have (had) no shot at guys like Teixeira, Crawford, Sabathia, or Pujols.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they had a shot at CC

bay area ties

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by DrStankus on Jul 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tied in a Pratt knot.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

rewatched the episode where Ron makes the weird grunt noise while Andy is shining his shoes last night and it made me miss parks & rec even more

by Puster Bosey on Jul 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

WINZor!

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine all the Albert Puji? Pujolseses? we could have signed!

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujelse

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have the gift for making short, jumpy epilepsy gifs.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever uploaded this to the interwebs ages ago is flattered.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harry Potter and the

Deathly Shallow Fly Balls
4-3 Putouts
1-0 Losses
Half-Blood Aaron Rowand
Burriss’s Stone

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Lincecum’re, depending on whether or not Harry also took part.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Prisoner of Azkabochy’s Doghouse

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Order of the Snakes of Phoenix

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harry Potter and the lineup of fire!

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Half-Blood Prince Fielder for Cain

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by bombs on Jul 21, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There must have been tons of sword fights with those wands.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of context post of the day!
There must have been tons of sword fights with those wands.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the same that made these contract decisions...

…also drafted and/or developed Posey, Pablo, Belt, Timmy, Matt, Wilson, Romo ,etc., I’m fine with the trade off.

My point: Every team has transactions they wish they hadn’t done.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey <3

From Baggs:
http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_18523863?source=rss

Asked if any player had inspired him most, Posey pointed to Eli Whiteside as the quiet, white-haired catcher went over scouting reports a few lockers down the way.

“That guy right there,” Posey said of Whiteside, a career backup who has shared everyday duties with minor league journeyman Chris Stewart. “He and Stew both deserve a lot of credit. I know as well as anybody that this is a great staff, a tough staff to catch. The job Eli and Stew have done, mentally, calling pitches, it’s been a lot of fun for me to watch. I think they’ve been an integral part.”
Posey commends that kind of preparation. He sees no reason the Giants cannot continue to win with Whiteside and Stewart behind the plate.

“Well, they’re doing it right now, aren’t they?” Posey said. “It’s been two months and our record is better. That’s not possible unless they’re doing an excellent job.”

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I sometimes hate how noisy my hair is.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

(technically, a hanging hyphen would have been required for this joke to work, but that’s just technically)

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t work.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he’s saying this because the Giants don’t plan on upgrading this trading season. If Buster, the guy getting all the sympathy and love from the fans, implies it in a quote, it could help reduce the backlash.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 21, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for the insight on Buster’s inner motivation.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course that guy knows the TRUTH. Buster’s obviously full of it.

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by kdl on Jul 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he’s clearly giving Whiteside, and to a lesser extent Stewart, a vote of confidence, isn’t he? He’d be quite ignorant to not be aware of the nearly nonexistent market for quality catchers right now. So the idea is to help the ballclub with the difficult situation in which his injury helped put them in. Seems totally reasonable to me.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 21, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe, being a gracious and honest young man and possibly the greatest hope for the future of America, he’s reacting to the fact that an AAA call-up and a once-a-week backup catcher have stepped up and performed admirably, even if not impeccably.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain America!

In theaters Friday. Can’t wait.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 21, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

By gum . . .

. . . it, it’s crazy Jim . . . but it just might work!

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s just giving them a vote of confidence. Because he thinks they’ve done pretty well, considering.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s so sweet, I made an audible “aw” sound when I read it.

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by kdl on Jul 21, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

NL West players going down all over the place.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

P****ICS

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I oughta slug you.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/good-natured sigh

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers have lost Padilla and Garland for the season!

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah. Not out enough.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also they went Bankrupt

so there’s that.

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 21, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well damn...

I guess it’s the case of “I want them to suffer more”

by djfivenine on Jul 21, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just Pat Burrell

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread needs moar Beltran rosterbation but...
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D-Backs going to go with Cody Ransom at SS, rather than look for outside help.

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by Myemail21479 on Jul 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

God fucking damn it. You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm probably writing more "GRRM does the NL West" stuff on the bus today

Maybe Brian Sabean calling the banners. Maybe Cody Ransom arriving to take charge of his new army. Maybe a flashback to the day Bengie Molina was dismissed from service and everything changed.

We’ll see.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 21, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You see? It’s pretty intoxicating.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

inspiration

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail

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by shanghaijim on Jul 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love that Dinklage!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by Kestrel76 on Jul 21, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the Giants archive their livestream Friday interviews? Belt is on tomorrow, but I’ll be in a meeting.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A

Is it a good thing or bad that I completely blocked out Cody Ransom to not remember who he is or why he is annoying?

by JonDowd on Jul 21, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me help you. It haunts me to this day

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say it’s more of a dull pain for me now.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah. but of course. meh, TGWTWS. That would have been worse this time last year

by JonDowd on Jul 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god...

If the NLCS had ended this way…

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOooo....

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 21, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The Veteran and the Rook

Interesting blog entry from Brandon Belt:

First I have to tell you how happy I am to be back in San Francisco. I really didn’t think I’d be here until September call-ups. So Haylee and I were just about to give up our lease on our San Francisco apartment when I found out we’d need it immediately.

One thing I’ve learned from both Triple A and the big club: This game yanks you up and down with such frequency and force that you basically live with a perennial case of mental whiplash. One day you’re on top of the world, and the next day you’re sitting in front of your locker with your head in your hands.

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by busterbarelyevenknowher on Jul 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Another good passage about his AB vs Guerra yesterday (with BS called strikes)
What’s gnawing at me today is that I let the first two pitches go. They didn’t look like strikes to me. One looked low and one looked outside. The umpire had a different idea of where the strike zone was. He called both strikes. I guess I’m still learning how to adjust to each umpire’s zone. I need to learn how to cover more of the plate so, when you’re fighting for your life in the bottom of the ninth, I can at least put the ball in play.

It’s a frustrating thing, and something that comes with the territory, I guess, in the big leagues. And when a major-league pitcher knows an umpire is calling an outside strike or a low strike, he has the ability to keep hitting that spot. You don’t see that as much in the minors. So I’ll talk to our hitting coach, Bam-Bam Meulens. I have to figure this out as soon as possible or I’ll be left behind.

by busterbarelyevenknowher on Jul 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me nervous.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

The fact thatit sounds like the Giants are trying to purge him of his ability to take a BB.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I meant good as in interesting, but it does seem a little worrisome.

by busterbarelyevenknowher on Jul 21, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nO

He’s saying he needs to get to know the umps and their relative strike zones. the comments were real sweet, everyone saying “don’t beat yourself up, no one could hit him” kind of stuff.

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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, a big part of maturing as a player

…is knowing when to adjust. Knowing when to expand the zone, based on the situation or ump, is a great example.

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by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would agree in terms of his development

But I guess I just hope he doesn’t think he was being too patient in this AB. I’m not sure he should have expanded the zone for either of the first two pitches. Given the ump was somewhat calling outside strikes but the first one was low and outside and the second pitch was way off the plate (I’d estimate by ~7 inches):

by busterbarelyevenknowher on Jul 21, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was nothing he could do with those first two pitches and the strikeout pitch was absolutely filthy.
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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 21, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds and Ted Williams are two notable exceptions to this philosophy. They preached that you swing at balls that are in you’re hitting zone and don’t swing at balls that aren’t.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Williams . . .

. . . famously remarked that even an average batter should walk 10% of the time.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's pretty obvious.

The Giants organization abhors walks. I suspect there’s a non-zero percentage of that belief that’s tied to Billy Beane in some way.

But, yeah, fuck that organizational philosophy. So stupid.

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have heard Bochy praise players for getting walks. I know we like to beat up on him, and for many good reasons, but I just don’t think this is the case.

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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants don’t emphasize getting on base. They emphasize “hitting your pitch” or “getting the big hit.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 21, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Bochy hates walks but Bochy had also encouraged Belt (when he was first sent back to Fresno) to be more aggressive at the plate. And then on Tuesday, after the game, he said:

“The thing I liked is that he was aggressive,” Bochy said. “He jumped on the first pitch. That’s a good sign for a young kid. They can get tentative up there.”

I think we tend to equate aggressiveness with not taking walks, which is probably incorrect. For an example, see: Bonds, Barry Lamar.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see it, to be honest.
In any case, how can an organization with recent memories like Travis Ishikawa and Game 2 hate walks?

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by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I strongly disagree

They may not place as big as importance on walks as a team like the A’s, but to say the “abhor” walks…c’mon. Do you really believe that or just wishing that it’s true so you can complain?

Two years ago, they publicly acknowledged they needed to get better. AsTortured said, Bochy has praised players for drawing walks and making picthers work.

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by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

From Jan 15 2009:

Bochy said he and batting coach Carney Lansford would be focusing on improving the team’s abysmal on-base percentage. "It’s an area we’re going to stress this spring, to be a little more patient at the plate. If you have a good on-base percentage, you’re going to create more opportunities."

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by busterbarelyevenknowher on Jul 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Actions speak louder than words."

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Abhor" is obviously hyperbolic.

But I do think that their emphasis is on the conventional measures—BA, HRs, RBIs, maybe even SBs—and that they put little real value on walks and OBP in general. I don’t suppose Bochy or Sabean would ever actually say “walks are doo-doo” (though one of their coaches felt free to do so), but that’s not the same as really valuing it in your baseball heart of hearts when push comes to shove on personnel decisions. I am quite sure that Bochy’s thing with Burrell is based in good part on “Wull, he’s only hittin’ .233”, whether he thinks that consciously in so many words or whether it simply reflects his emotional bias.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he thinks differently

and thinks he probably thinks in more conventional terms:
hits>walks>outs

Someone who obviously knows the value of outs (as evidenced by his general unwillingness to sac bunt) can’t possibly think a walk is bad.

As for Burrell, he got plenty of playing time last season, but his avg. rarely rose above .250. How do you know Bochy isn’t saying to himself "Wull, his OBP is .22 points lower than last year"?

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by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I knew . . .

. . . whence this strange meme about Bochy and sac bunts. Right now, the Giants’ use of sac bunts is a tiny hair above league average. Moreover, the expected team stat line, gotten by pro-rating individual players’ career stat lines (which collectively do not include great amounts of time being managed by Bruce Bochy) and adding them, shows exactly the number of sacs the Giants actually have. He is basically utterly average in his use of the sac.

Meanwhile, Burrell: last season, his BA (with the Giants) was .266, but his TOP was an awe-inspiring 1041, well above his nevertheless-high career value of 968. His average does not have to be much over .250, and it can be well under .250 and he is still a valuable contributor (right now it’s only .233 and his offense contribution is higher than Cody Ross’s at this same moment).

I can’t and don’t know what Bochy is saying to himself—but whatever it is, his self is making awfully stupid decisions based on it.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Freddy attempted a fair number of sac bunts on a freelance basis earlier in the year, boosting the number. Generally, it’s just the pitchers that do it, as it should be.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Plus, there are some examples where it’s late in the game and you’re playing for a run where it’s more ok. (No outs, man on 2nd, Burris up as an example.)

Since the Giants play so many close games, I think they probably find themselves in those situations more than most teams.

In summary, I don’t recall (m)any situations (save freelancing Freddy) where the team has sac bunted and I’ve thought “Nooooooooo!!!!” and wanted to post a Vader pic.

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by Goofus on Jul 22, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but . . .

. . . there is a difference—arguably big—between using it a lot, which is what the posts above are saying he doesn’t (and I agree), and using it at league-normal, typical rates (as he assuredly does) yet being characterized as a guy who eschews it.

In short, “no more than normal” and “rather less than normal” are not made equal just because neither is “more than usual”.

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by owlcroft on Jul 22, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might not agree with playing Ross over Burrell...

…but calling it “awfully stupid” more hyperbole, right?

Ross has a 115 OPS+ and Burrell has a 114 OPS+, so their bats are are fairly equal. If you consider Ross’ superior speed on the bases and FAR superior defense, it’s an entirely defendable position.

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by Goofus on Jul 22, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, not really.

When you have a bat worth about 15 runs a season more than another, which is a lot as these things go, I think that not merely splitting time but actually benching the bigger bat—on a team notoriously having problems on offense—legitimately qualifies for “awfully stupid”.

Not (as I have said) that I think Ross should be benched, either. The foursome of Burrell, Torres, Schierholtz, and Ross should all be getting good play time. At the times when at least two of those men were unavailable at the same time from injuries (and Belt not available, either), some allowance is needed; but that was not, as best I recall, a very long time. And to this hour we never know when Rowand will get yet another start.

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by owlcroft on Jul 22, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOP.

Mind, it’s an oversimplification to just divide TOP differences by 10 (on the basis that a nominally full-time player gets maye 10% of his team’s PAs), but it’s a passable working approximation.

Burrell’s career TOP is 968; Ross’s is 816; the differential is 152. That divided by 10 is about 15. To get it exact, one would need to calculate the team TOP with Ross in, and then again with Burrell in, for the same reason one can’t just average player TOPs to get a team TOP (the product of the averages is not in general equal to the average of the products; I can expand that if anyone cares).

I am not positive, but I believe that 15 runs is in general line with other metrics. FanGraphs’ wRC, prorated to 150 games for each, shows a difference of 20 runs, but I’m not sure that’s appropriate handling of that stat.

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by owlcroft on Jul 22, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACKIFICATION COMMENCE IN 3, 2, 1...

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 GB

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by drdata24 on Jul 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boring race.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope they backed up the data.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Over 1100 comments, so I’m sure it’s been mentioned already, but I don’t have the patience to look, or the will power to resist an opportunity to correct Grant:

“Would it make you feel better if you knew that it was one of only two errors he would ever make at second in his MLB career?”

Ransom’s legendary error came at SS, not 2B.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I posted the game log up above in case you want to re-live it.

by taliesin on Jul 21, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Consider yourself lucky — cornea scrubbing is an expensive and painful process.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 21, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t believe me, ask Josh from Arlington.

/timely

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by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 21, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned it but nobody listens to me

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Brewers (just tonight)

MIL: Greinke (7-3, 5.04); ARI: Kennedy, I (10-3, 3.39). Doesn’t look great for us.

But wow. Greinke has a 5+ ERA? Damn, I haven’t been paying attention.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BECAUSE EVERY PITCHER FROM THE BETTER LEAGUE DOMINATES THE NL

AND EVERY NL PITCHER IS JAVIER VAZQUEZ ONCE THEY GO TO THE BETTER LEAGUE

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greinke is going to regress any day now. And that's a good thing for him.

He’s currently being eaten alive by a .343 BABIP and a 56% LOB. 56!! His FIP is actually significantly better than his career average and is right between his ’09 and ’10 FIP.

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by speckops on Jul 21, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a 15.3% HR/FB rate. His xFIP (2.13) is lower by a run compared to his Cy Young season and would easily lead the majors if he had enough innings to qualify.

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by speckops on Jul 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's because he's in the lesser league

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greinke's been very unlucky

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his peripiherals are insane. In a balanced world, he’d be sub-3.00 in ERA right now.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Originally, I was going to say that his peripherals are Halladayin, but that wasn’t accurate.

It did lead to me finding out that Halladay’s ERA since he turned 31 is nearly a full run lower than his ERA from 21-30.

An entire run.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller on KNBR soon…. if you can deal with Ralph…
“So tell me Jon did you ever see, once in your long career, over these many years, an instance, or a play, or any play, home or away, full moon or eclipse, like the one that was made, you know Amici’s makes its pizzas fresh daily, I like pizza, go Sharks, the other day?”

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

“Well Ralph, as you know, I…”

“Forget about that Jon. How Come they haven’t traded for Carlos Beltran yet?”

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

While coming back from lunch I turned on the radio and decided to listen to the caller e-mails on the radio. Roughly they were:

“What would the giants need to give up for Heath Bell?”
“How’s Darren Ford doing?”
“I’ll buy you a beer next time your’e at a Giants game”

by Hyoton on Jul 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hitter-friendliness of Reno cannot be overstated

Five players on that team have an OPS over 1.000.

Ransom is, always has been, and will remain nothing special. And that makes me sad. :-(

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by Dan Strittmatter on Jul 21, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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