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Post-game thread: Was anyone surprised by the 1-0 final score?

A lot of people in Las Vegas lost their shirts on this one. The over/under on total runs scored was 0, but the Dodgers and Giants blew past that mark. Live by the 1-0 bubble-wrapped sword, die by the 1-0 bubble-wrapped sword.

Let's get straight to the debate. Which kind of loss makes you feel worse?

a. The Brandon Backe Special
You remember Brandon Backe, don't you? Of course you don't. If Brandon Backe was your first college boyfriend, you still don't remember Brandon Backe. Yet he owned the Giants. He'd show up, throw 89-mph fastballs in the general direction of home plate, and the Giants would gladly dribble balls all over the diamond.

Reason it's bad:
Because it's Brandon Backe, a guy who won a roster spot at a carnival by getting a dime to stay on an itsy bitsy saucer.

Thing you can say to attempt to make yourself feel better
"Boy, don't you fellas hate that B-A-B-I-P? Hmm? Who is with me? Confounded letters!"

Thing that actually makes you feel better
Alcohol

b. The (Ace Pitcher) Does Ace Pitcher Things
This one reminds you that Clayton Kershaw, or whatever ace-type pitcher is going nutso against the Giants, is really good. And the Rowand/Burriss/LeMaster middle of today's order was a travesty, but it's not like there was an All-Star team on the bench. Pablo was banged up, Burrell's on the DL, Keppinger was being weighed by customs, and Huff is a lefty with a back problem. What was the magic permutation that was going to break through against Kershaw? Aurilia/Kent/Bonds in 2001 couldn't have hit Kershaw today.

Reason it's bad:
Because you can't blame anyone. Baseball doesn't make sense unless you can blame a scapegoat. So confusing.

And in this specific case, we have to think about Clayton Kershaw being on the Dodgers for a long, long time. Dude's good. He isn't Billy Rowell or Tyler Colvin, who would have been much better options for the Dodgers on draft day.

Here's something I didn't notice until today. Kershaw's walk rate is twice as good as it was in 2009. When he was 21, he had Jonathan Sanchez-like control. Now he's 23 with the same walk rate as James Shields, Matt Cain, and Tim Hudson. We need to pass the hat and fly out Grant Desme to convince Kershaw that there are better things to do with your life. Striking out Giants hitters? What kind of fulfillment could that possibly give you?

Thing you can say to attempt to make yourself feel better
"Mumble mrrrmph tip your cap mmmmrrmrml one of those days herp herp herp buzzsaw nothin' to do murmble mmrrm"

Thing that actually makes you feel better
Alcohol

I think that a. is almost always more annoying, but this game made me think that there's an asterisk. When Kershaw is the good pitcher -- or any Dodger -- it's far worse because, hey, Dodgers. And when the pitcher is going to be on the team for the next forever like Kershaw, it's about as frustrating as a game can get.

Bah. They won the series. Nine wins in their last 12 games. This isn't a game to whine about. I just wish that Kershaw didn't remind us of how good he is. So rude and haughty.

Matt Cain pitched well today, but he gave up a single run, and that's why he deserved to lose. He ... wait, what do you mean, Lincecum? But the Giants lost 1-0. Check your facts before you respond like a jackass. Obviously Cain pitched today.

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Aurilia/Kent/Bonds in 2001 couldn’t have hit Kershaw today.

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by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I disagree

It wasn’t like they didn’t have runners in scoring position. One of those guys would have come through. This was a great pitcher against a shitty lineup. A good lineup would’ve had a shot, especially considering the Dodgers scored once.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 20, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then you agree on the ban.

Aurilia/Kent/Bonds score on any Dodger.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

2001 Giants were shut out 4 times

Never by a lefty. Twice by AZ (including the 18 inning game where Vogelsong took the loss).

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely a ban. You take over, I’m going to Atlantic City tomorrow.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 20, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait... who do we ban?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAN EVERYONE

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning: Link to Encyclopedia Dramatica

Ban fucking everyone

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by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are some players I would like to ban at this point

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 20, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone has underarm odor?

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Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jul 20, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riding public transit every day, some more than others.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn straight

the 2001 middle of the order of Aurilia, Kent, Bond, would have definitely yielded a couple of runs against that haughty, arrogant 14 year old, voice crackling 8th grade pitching ace, Clayton Kershaw. I like our chances.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 21, 2011 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

…Is this an epic reply fail?

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by speckops on Jul 21, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the 2000 Giants...

ELLIS BURKS

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

Ellis takes him deep.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 20, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least today improved Lincecums ERA?

by Deleuzian on Jul 20, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

But put a large dent in his FIP. Oh, that’s right, looking for good news.

by Ursa Major on Jul 20, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah a HR and 4 BB 7 IP will hurt.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never question the holy trinity!

But yeah, Kershaw may be one of the 5 best pitchers in baseball today.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 20, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

We give DC a lot of shit for his trade collumn.

But I can’t really blame him for having Kershaw as his top SP.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree with Kershaw being tops in trade value among pitchers.

by Ursa Major on Jul 20, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

And the idea that he might get better? Wowza.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 20, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t until maybe a week ago that I actually looked at Kershaw’s numbers and saw just how damned good he was.

Just another one that wilriv got right.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i always clung to the fact that at least he didn't have very good control

well, that’s no longer true.

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not a Giant until you've lost 1-0 to the Dodgers with Kershaw pitching

Jeff Keppinger got his initiation early.

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by Amigo on Jul 20, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that they had time to put the correct hat on him in his gameday picture.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks shopped.

Should have left the Astros lid on his melon and maybe he would have hit Clayton.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 21, 2011 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, this may be blasphemy, but on a purely neutral context

As a 3rd party observer, one might well take Kershaw over Lincecum going forward.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 20, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw has certainly been better in just over a half season. This is the first time that has been true though. After last August and the bounceback, it is hard to say Lincecum won’t go back to 2009 form again, even if he is not there right now.

by Ursa Major on Jul 20, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d consider it, at least.

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Kershaw will be #2 in Cy Young voting this year if he doesn’t win the whole damn thing. Lincecum is slowly drifting into the category of “Guys You Forget Can Dominate You Until They Dominate You.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s on-base streak ended today. :(

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially rough since that shot would have been a 2B against most defensive alignments.

by Ursa Major on Jul 20, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

3B.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess 2010 Pablo probably gets a 3B. I am still not quite used to him being fast.

by Ursa Major on Jul 20, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think most?

My guess is something like 8-10. Went 390~ish feet?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t look quite deep enough for that to me.

by Ursa Major on Jul 20, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier caught it maybe ten or so feet in from the warning track, and was not quite in the far corner. Which happened to be about fifteen feet from where he was position.

by Ursa Major on Jul 20, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

That sounds about right to me. I was sitting club level, as far down right field as you can go, so I had a good line on distance to the fence. Probably off the wall at best at a park with normal alleys.

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by achiappanza on Jul 21, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol Kepp

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Priceless, dumbstruck look on Jeff Keppinger’s face when reporter asks, “How do you feel about going to the White House on Monday?”

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson better lend him his tuxedo

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you look for when choosing a story line for the series?
The word that comes to mind is compelling. That’s the gauge that we use – is there an unlikely story that has emerged? Is there an expected story line that hasn’t developed? Is there a unorthodox training method? A family story that viewers could relate to? Is there unique relationship-based access? It always comes back to the compelling.

So, I’m guessing no parts of today’s game will be on Showtime, unless they have footage of Jeff Keppinger leaving the bathroom door unlocked by mistake.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 20, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants' offense today = this pic

Translation: It was all derped up.

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by yoshifan on Jul 20, 2011 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get it.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It requires watching My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic, which noone should be doing.

by Deleuzian on Jul 20, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eff that with a boat. No thanks!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 20, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Be fair, young girls should be allowed!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can somebody just make a “macro” of this so we can just hit F6 and post this same old argument all at once and get it over with quickly?

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m just glad the guy / girl uses subject lines at least.

is there a feature on here to exclude seeing someone’s posts?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no /ignore on SBN yet…

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to know what the "derp" face means

if you want to get what I posted in this thread.

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by yoshifan on Jul 20, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep hoping that will happen

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by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think using visual aids would help clarify what I was saying. I think just saying out what you think is vague IMO.

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by yoshifan on Jul 20, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am offended on behalf of the Giants offense.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what everyone else's problem is

But I think these are awesome.

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by marcello on Jul 20, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You mean the MLP pics?

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by yoshifan on Jul 20, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yes I mean the MLP pics

And I don’t watch the show, nor did I even knew there was a show until you started the pics, but they always make me laugh.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
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by marcello on Jul 20, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go die in a fire.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/spit take

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bless your heart!

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rejoices over TL2’s injured keyboard

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by waelwulf on Jul 20, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand, but it’s an interesting change of pace.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s kinda the weirdest thing to come around here in a while. I have no idea what to make of it.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 21, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find it annoying but innocuous.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

don’t be forcing my kid into injecting no poison into her. My daughter is going vaccine-free thank you very much.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the weirdest thing about it

Is how vehemently it gets defended when anyone makes a joke about it.

“YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!!”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The reactions are what make mocking them fun.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel about children sometimes.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

And to some lesser extent, cats.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with it

I mean it’s no Joe Mauer selling shampoo but it’s fine

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

TIP YOUR CAP

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by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP THAT!!

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta!

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by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!!!
DON’T WANNA!!!!

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIP YOUR BOAT

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROCK THE BOAT

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by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 20, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t rock the boat baby

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

♫ Our love ♪ is like ♫ a kayak ♪ in McCovey ♫ coooove …. ♫

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by SnowLeopard on Jul 21, 2011 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Hughes Corporation.

Now, did they also manufacture stuff too? Trade on the NYSE?

by younghutch on Jul 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t wearing a cap, so I had to scalp myself and tip my scalp.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA TIP OVER YOUR BARSTOOL

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again,

At least we only lost 1 inning today.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 20, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And, umm

the game

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by SnowLeopard on Jul 21, 2011 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw has an ERA over 4.00 on the road this year. It was half him and half the lineup.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 20, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, that lineup wasn’t gonna score in that game. Sucks to be Tim today, tho.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim is so competitive. I love that about him.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooo bb {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing I could even say about today’s lineup was “holy shit”, because, really, Nate was the only guy missing who should have been in there.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have computers?

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by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to do payroll

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

(not pictured) Susan

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win

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by nvsfg on Jul 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naimoli’s Devil Rays didn’t.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“SUSAN, WHERE’S MY DAMN FLOPPY DISK THAT REBOOTS THE OPERATING SYSTEM?”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 20, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just boot into the ROM and write a program in BASIC

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Mr. Sabean, I thought I made it clear that we updated to Zip. Please, sir. Just use the Zip. It’s like a floppy disc. It just doesn’t flop. Maybe some day we’ll even make it to flash drives.”

“Lady, in my day, a flash drive wasn’t even legal.”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaw vs. the Giants this season: 26.2 IP, 34K

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by Kitspool on Jul 20, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Silver Lining

More evidence for Big Head that Rowand is the Giants worst OF, and once the Giants trade for Cuddyer or Beltran will ride perma-pine. Or, hopefully, at least in time for the playoffs.

Also, Burriss will be back in AAA soon, plox.

by Nivra on Jul 20, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

But Showtime says he’s compelling.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Kroon. That doesn’t save him from AAA.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean the reapers from Firefly?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reavers.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jul 20, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read what Grant wrote today.

I think the worst losses are 1-0 losses that go on the record of Timothy Leroy Lincecum when the opponent is the Dodgers. It simply is an affront to everything I treasure and hold dear, and I want blood. Fire and blood.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s unjust. It’s about the most unjust thing (that happens within the bounds of legal play) in baseball today.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 20, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No justice, no peace! Let’s go close down a BART station.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m angry at the SYSTEM. Find me someone with a camera phone. This shit’s going viral.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 20, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dons orange-and-black keffiyeh

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruining Timmyday is never good.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m consoling myself that his ERA went down to a more respectable 2.90.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really do fear your irascibility.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I"M A VICIOUS PUPPY

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I said on the Showtime thread

Better to lose this way than have to field this lineup against a pitcher we “should” beat.

You’re going to lose at least 62 games in a season, this was bound to be one of them. Although though 1-0 score makes it tougher to swallow

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 20, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Very true

However, it would have been nice to sweep the Dodgers with the Brewers coming into town. The really terrifying stretch of games against Really Good NL Teams starts on Friday.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 20, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and I'd like a Maserati

But I don’t get one and you don’t get a sweep….or a pony.

/deal with it.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 20, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We get terrible pictures of ponies, though.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Looks like I need to find better pictures

but Giants will need to win games in order for me to do so.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 20, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hunter Pence

@Buster_ESPN
“Sources: HOU shows willingness to trade Pence; rival executives expect he will move. Braves have prospects to make deal happen; we’ll see.”

Is he worth the damage?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 20, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WANT ::grabby hands::

But he is going to be costly.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Critics say his BABIP is too high this season or something.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 20, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today's matchup

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 20, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really, no.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Last year, Zito got the 0-1 loss against Kershaw

So next season is MadBum’s turn unless they decide to get it over with this season

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jul 20, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

should’ve just thrown Zito out there

by dhp318 on Jul 20, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol Kepp

JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Keppinger said he doesn’t remember ever receiving a standing ovation ever. Also never played on a winning team or even .500 team.

Bye Bye Belt

JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Bochy seemed confident Sandoval and Huff will be ready to go Friday, especially with day off tomorrow.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd rather Huff not be ok

but Belt not getting a hit today will be the excuse. Because Huff clearly would have been a star against Kershaw.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 20, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

err, that came out wrong

Obv, hope his back is fine, but I’d rather BORK simply didn’t play him.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 20, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 20, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt could start in the OF…

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “…or even .500 team” seems unnecessary. How many teams go 81-81, anyway? The 2010 A’s are the only team I can name offhand that did it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are Ross' #s with RISP?

I just want to know if my frustration is in line with reality, or I’m letting the bad overshadow the good (like on Monday).

Because, God, Rowand/Burris/Miggy aside, there’s no one I’m more hesitant to see at bat with RISP than Ross right now.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Jul 20, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he tends to SO rather than GIDP (based on my unscientific recall)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

.250/.317/.347

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career:
.277/.353 /.515
2011:
250 /.317 /.347 (82PA, 7BB 17SO)

by Deleuzian on Jul 20, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Low leverage: wRC+ 114
Mediam leverage: wRC+ 118
High leverage: wRC+ 116

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hella unclutch.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not this shit again

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hella unclutch.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year he has been awful.

Particularly with a man at 3rd with less than two outs. A constant stream of Ks or pop ups. Now, leading off an inning is a different story. Against lefties, I’d much rather see Cody leading off than Scott or even Andres from the right side. Just my opinion.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 21, 2011 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unclutch like a fuck.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

how do you actually measure that?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Highlight reels.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

are there different degrees? Porn v Cinemax?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN v YouTube.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

With a ruler.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

for some reason, three-finger+thumb pinch does not come naturally to me, Apple. must be a sex thing.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants have scout at CitiField tonight watching Beltran. Really? Are they trying to figure out if he’s good?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 20, 2011 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Or that he is healthy

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had the flu though

Not an injury. They could possibly be figuring out if he can still play CF.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 20, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do we know it's Beltran, tho?

I believe nothing until it happens.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't we ask to see his ID?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That didn’t work when Tejada was asked for his birth certificate!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm headed to the game tomorrow at Citi with the Mets & Cards.

all over the radio here in NY, the Beltran rumors are flying around. The front runners appear to be the Phillies, Braves, Brewers, Red Sox and even the Pirates are in the discussion. Giants are in the mix, but it appears the Mets are examining the minor league cupboards of the prospective Beltran receivers. Personally, I’d stay away. The dude has all sorts of knee problems. Granted, we would probably only be renting him and the Mets will pick up most of the remaining portionof his contract, so money wise he could be cheap, but will still cost a prospect or two. I’m all for winning today, but this deal feels wrong.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 21, 2011 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody with knee problems? What’s the worry?? The Giants haven’t had any injury problems this sea…..s…o….n. Oh, right.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants will only trade for him IF he is injured.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They like to shop at the dented can store.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably trying to evaluate how well he's recovering and his defense

There’s been a lot of talk about his declining defense. If it’s that bad, it could be disastrous at AT&T.

To a larger point, would you want your team trading for a guy without scouting him first? Seems like a no brainer.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 20, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things that will actually make you feel better, but not drunk:

Having Clayton Kershaw as your prized Pokemon, on a day in which he faces the Giants.

Meh. Meh. Meh, I say. This is Clayton Kershaw. We cannot beat him and we will not beat him anytime soon. Clayton Kershaw vs. the Giants is not so much a game as it is a force of nature, a universal truth. We’ll play another game tomorrow, so lose no sleep.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 20, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really, tomorrow is an off day.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So was today.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why pokemonz are evil.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO DIE IN A FIRE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shoots you with a laser beam

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww...

This literally makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would never pick a player against my own team. Shame on you!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 20, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't have Dodgers on my pokemonz. I just can't

But I do have D’Backs. Which almost feels as bad right now.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going with Zeppelin

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont remember any NL west players on my Pokemonz aside from Tulo

And I root for 0 for 4’s when he plays the Giants. He can rack up #’s vs the Phillies for all I care.

Pokemonz=something to do when not watching the Giants.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 20, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Drew, Kershaw and Daniel Hudson. And I don’t draft Giants so I can actually enjoy the games.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Matt Cain. Because MATT CAIN. But that is the only Giant.

I have the only other NL West players I have are Kelly Johnson, Ty Wiggington. So not exactly curse-their-name type players

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

err..there is an extra have in there that should be ignored.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Giants on some teams

But not on my MCC points league team. That team is doing quite well…

Kershaw is the only Dodger I can suffer on any fantasy team. I knew Kemp would be good, but I passed on him intentionally.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a ton of NL West guys...

Sandoval, Vogelsong, Romo (our league counts holds), Stephen Drew, Kelly Johnson, Brandon Allen, Daniel Hudson, Clayton Kershaw, and Heath Bell. Blech. I feel dirty.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jul 20, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if I read the Twitterverse correctly

the Phillies are currently trying to sign every hitter in MLB

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

And they're the favorites to get all of them.

Because they’re the Phillies. They’re the best. WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO PLAY ON A TEAM WITH THAT KIND OF PITCHING IN THAT GREAT BASEBALL CITY WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP PEDIGREE?

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, seriously? I thought Phillie fans were proud of their thuggishness.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m mocking the media coverage.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe next the Phillies will be linked to Manny Pacquiao

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be shocked if the Mets send Beltran to the Phillies. Their fans would throw a fit. The Phillies (or Braves) would have to give the Mets a package ten times better than what the Giants would offer.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 20, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Logic is sound but

Alderson & DiPodesta have already been on the radio here in NY and they could care less about who gets Beltran or any of their other players as long as they get the best value in return (words straight from Alderson). They aren’t winning this year anyways and Beltran is probably out of baseball or greatly reduced by the time the Mets are good again. And more than likely, the team that trades for Beltran is really probably only renting him for the rest of the year so it’s not like trading for a player who is under team control. Alderson is looking at making the Mets HIS team and will do whatever it takes to make them better even if it means trading intra-division.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 21, 2011 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Under all those tweets

#SFGiants #RedSox #Detroit all looking at same players

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 20, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not every pitcher?

Oh, wait. They do.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Jul 20, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually bet this game under 5.5 runs -1.25

I won $30

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Eldorado sportsbook

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 4:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

BOOKIE BANGER

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINE LICKER

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FACE FUCKER

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 5:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

VIG VONGLER

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a chump!

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eeeeeewwwwww

You go downtown to bet? That’s such a pain in the ass. I feel like you either have to valet, which takes ten to fifteen minutes to get your car back, even if you’re only in there for five minutes, or use the parking garage, and the Eldorado’s garage is always such a clusterfuck. I guess it wouldn’t be as bad on a weekday afternoon, but I’d just as soon drive out of my way to the GSR to avoid downtown.

by JSing on Jul 20, 2011 6:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was there for a seminar

I usually bet at the Gold Dust or Sands if I’m just running in

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

What?

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 20, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Marlins.

Gave up 8 runs to the Padres of all teams in 1.1 innings.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

9 now.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

may SD rally thru their phillies series

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

10!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

11

This is just funny at this point.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG they finally got an out.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

13-0

But they finally ended the inning after giving up 9 runs.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padre hitting shoes: ON

14-for-19 in this game so far

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUSAN!

GET ME THAT TELEX NUMBER FOR “HITTINGSHOES.COM”!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This terrifies me because I picked up Vasquez as a spot start against SD tomorrow in my Pokemonz.

Don’t you start getting all competent now, Padres.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 20, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hudson

Only Padre without a hit. Just flew out to start the third inning.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two Words

Bobby Jones

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Two Words

Jan-Michael Vincent

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 5:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So Apparently this was my 20,000th comment on MCC

I’ll drink to that!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLBFakeRumors MLB Fake Rumors
Report: Clayton Kershaw is taking Tim Lincecum’s girlfriend out to dinner, too.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I do want to add an observation as I watched the last 3 innings on my late lunch break

This game felt familiar. I felt like I’ve watched this game before. When Navarro hit that HR in the 7th, it dawned on me why it felt so familiar.

This game is what would it would have been like if Edgar Renteria hit that ball 10 feet shorter. Cliff Lee would have won that game 1-0, and all the pundits would praise what an invincible performance that was by the greatest playoff performer in our era and how Tim Lincecum flinched and couldn’t match him pitch for pitch.

This was World Series game 5, alternate ending.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

except they already kicked Lee’s ass in game 1 and would’ve won the series at home anyway.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 20, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except

Lee’s mistake was not how far Renteria hit the ball in the 7th inning on 11/1/2010, it was even throwing a pitch close to the strike zone on a 2-0 count with a base open and Scott on deck. Clayton was better than Cliff at the compared given times.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 21, 2011 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

PAY THE DOCTORS, BOI!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Potential A’s mascot

by Deleuzian on Jul 20, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

potential bulldozer operator at Great America

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe jctgamer knows of a Vietnamese cafe that’s hiring.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wanna narrow that down a little bit?
Any particular field?

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a degree in PR and media relations

by BrianIsAwesome on Jul 20, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weren’t the Giants, or KNBR just spewing for ad / pr people?

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Culumus is hiring all over. I heard ads on the Bone today.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll do anything, probably

I have a master’s in PR. Let’s do this

by BrianIsAwesome on Jul 20, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jaquet?

Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.

by LeMasterBlaster on Jul 20, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will eventually.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO RUN BARTER TOWN??!?!?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What idiot thought batting Aaron Rowand third was such a good idea?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

At first I read that wrong and was like BAN HIM FIRST!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS GUY

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boner check.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure even Rowand thought it was a good idea.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants had 3 hits today

2 by Stewart, one by Burriss. Where Aaron Rowand bats had next to zero effect man =/ (not that it was a good choice, just saying it wouldn’t have mattered)

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart is now batting above .200!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

progress!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we could’ve scored if Stewart had one of his hits the same inning that Burriss had his hit, but that’s being nitpicky.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 20, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now the fun part begins...

Happy to take 5-2 after the ASB against the NL West patsies. Now we’ve got a 26 game stretch against pretty much all the good teams in the NL. 13-13 here and we’ll win the division pretty easily I suspect. If we go something like 8-18, then it’s gonna be very hard (twss).

I suppose, given the pitcher today I should’ve just said 27 game stretch, but oh well. I hate Kershaw.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 20, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep its gonna get tough fast

Which is why I thin Sabean made the Keppinger move now and hopefully will do another move within the next few days.

by lexluth7 on Jul 20, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINZZZZZZZZZ

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 20, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those four things is mediocre.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jul 20, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mediocrity must be the brand that endorses this segment.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chronicles Live! with Keith Olbermann

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always said Timmy really needs to work harder at improving in areas he has little to no real control over.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 20, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to take his game to the next level

Timmy must now become a 忍者

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 20, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can ask Wilson about it.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL sorry for exploding your twitter feed

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Hits!

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

puff puff pass

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will never stop bugging me.

What really kills me is when you have people (like, say, Giants commentators) mention at least once a week how a pitcher’s loss was undeserved, and then in the very next breath they start talking about the importance of the w-l record.

by Seasick fish on Jul 20, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't see this, what is it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like twitpics always disappear after a time

REUPLOAD TO IMGUR YOU BASTARDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

cover-up

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a stat sheet from CSN of Lincecum’s season with the title “Mediocrity” due to the 8-8 record.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's probably in your cache

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ninth inning was frustrating. Well, so were innings 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8, but not in quite the same way.

Ah, well. A series win. A day without injuries. I’ll take it.

by Seasick fish on Jul 20, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Last thread mentioned “The Franchise” being on at 10 PT. Doesn’t everyone have an east coast feed?

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it true that ...

The Giants have not scored a run with Lincecum pitching in 8 of his starts? (I[’m not saying they were shut out 8 times that he pitched – just that on 8 occasions while he was in the game they have not scored. I ask becasue I thought I heard that it had happened to him 7 times prior to today.

by lexluth7 on Jul 20, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lord, it’s taking a long time to set up my device.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wow I read divorce on first pass

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, hey, hey. Give me ten years, at least.

Or at least let me get married first.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about grandkids? I want grandkids!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get to work and have kids. Then, wait about 25 years.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my trailer park it’s closer to 15.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not home ’til you take the wheels off.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 20, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you keep posting this?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Mr. Keppering is a hilarious guy.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to annoy you?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attention, Lars. Attention Lars T. Wanderer.

Are you getting up early/staying up late to watch Atlantis land at KSC? I’m setting the alarm waaaaaaaaaayyyyy early tomorrow.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Staying up late

I’d kick myself if I missed it.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

err...yeah

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miss what?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I deleted a comment about dong. Classic reply fail.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail to Mr. TL2's post

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Copy that, good buddy. You’re right — it’s an un-missable moment.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matsui!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay other Bay Area team with good pitching who can’t score.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

drawing a blank, help me out here

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

from Baggs
Lincecum: “I flinched first.”

ugh

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Will hugs cheer them up? Because I volunteer.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So would I.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET BACK BITCHES

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the downside of marijuana addiction!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. We sad faced about it a bit above ^

Poor Timmy.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oopsie, was busy word processing and missed it.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no problem. That wasn’t meant as a criticism.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

loser

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets broadcasters doing the game from Citi Field bleachers.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Plenty of room, I imagine.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks pretty full. They’re going to eat some tacos on the air.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madoff’s creditors repossessed the press box.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing they are being used for something, finally.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's kind of cool

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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ledger_NYMets Andy McCullough by Gobroks
Man rushes onto the field, in the direction of Carlos Beltran. I do not think it was Brian Sabean.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like it is more closely based on the original story. i suspect he’s gonna have to choose between Gwen and a bunch of other people in the climactic scene.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Full bore origin story.

It looks fine, despite that CG sequence they used to close out the trailer. I just can’t get myself up for another Spiderman franchise right now.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tired of seeing Spidey’s origin, but this looks promising.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of amazing to look back at Burton’s Batman and think, “in the first scene of that movie, Batman is holding a criminal over a ledge.”

He’s fully hero-ized in the very first scene. I’m not sure that I can think of another one that’s even bothered to try skipping the origin in the first half-hour.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It interesting

I mean, most of the time, you re-boot a series if your first attempt didn’t go so well, right? But the Spiderman’s of late (excluding 3) were 1) Pretty good 2) Well received 3) lucrative.

I mean, I still think Spiderman 2 is the best superhero movie that’s yet been made.

This looks good too, but it’ll be weird to see.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just this month saw 2 and 3 for the first times, and I think you are correct, sir.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 20, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

X-Men: First Class & The Dark Knight are two strong challengers to S2 (which doesn’t hold up as well as I thought it would), but I agree.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two is really, really good. I need to watch it again before I rank it, though.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which I say because if I had never rewatched Spiderman, I never would have realized how kind of lame it is. I really liked it the first time.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spider-Man 2 is probably my favorite superhero movie.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine likely is the Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

by wcw on Jul 20, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me

I agree Spider-Man 2 was the best of the three, but I think the Iron Man movies are the best of the superhero bunch. Robert Downey Jr. simply can’t be topped when it comes to nailing the secret identity side.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
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by achiappanza on Jul 21, 2011 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

True

Even the relative failures (first Hulk, Daredevil) were pretty good tries.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 21, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the only Spiderman movie I own, which is why it’s weird I haven’t watched it again yet.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon to really attract any interest

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 20, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The POV stuff at the end is kind of nifty.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another origins story really makes it a big letdown for me.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Currently having a macgasm

holy shit lion is awesome. So awesome that it makes up for getting shutout by horse face mcgee. WHOOOOPPEEEEEEE

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

what the hell does this mean

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apple OS?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's up with Apple OS?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

new version. schnifty

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 bucks, any idea if it will go down in price?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Besides, that’s hella cheap. A whole new system version used to cost $129.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this something i purchase at the store?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and Kuip can head down there.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like you can only download it…? I got a hard copy of Snow Leopard last time.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it’s only App Store. Although apparently Apple will sell versions on a flash drive for $69

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was only joking. I know there are hard copies of OS’s’s’s? but I don’t know if there are hard copies of upgrades. If it’s one that they’re charging for, there probable is.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably*

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lion crashed our server. Not so awesome just yet.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYTHING MADE BY THE DEAR AND GLORIOUS LEADER IS AWESOME

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, HETHAN!!!!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE DOES NOT HAVE THE GIFT OF APPLETY
burn him

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it worth upgrading to?

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 bucks?

yeah, you can’t really go wrong. It can’t hurt to wait, especially if you use specialized applications that aren’t compatible yet (chrome is a bit wonky right now, but they’re fixing it), but overall it is a pretty awesome improvement. It functions a lot like an iOS device. Very smooth and clean and putty.

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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How big is the DL?

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask Buster =/

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

like 3.5 GB

takes awhile. And takes about 35 minutes to install, but the upgrade is totally seamless.

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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Maybe I’ll wait.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit you can have a different desktop wallpaper for each workspace

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are programs that let you do that.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT NOW ITS BUILT IN

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love Spaces. Increased my productivity at work by a lot.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is a workspace?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Multiple desktops

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, different users? Or a button somewhere that lets you bring up your “serious business” desktop that only has shortcuts to business stuff, one for sports stuff, video games, etc?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

I was assuming Jim was referring to Spaces. I could be wrong

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Spaces but … more.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do go on

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’m missing the concept, but it just lets you view all your opened programs in a nicer fashion?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

… i think so. wait what does THIS do /swipe

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

For my personal use (shown above) it really isn’t that exciting, but where it really helps out is at work. For example, i can have our MRP program on one space and my emails in another. But when i need to view the MRP screen while answering an email (I work sales), i can drag that email to the desktop that has my MRP program on it and view them both at the same time.
 I just find it more convenient than minimizing windows or stacking a bunch of windows on top of each other to get them out of the way.

Also very convenient when i have multiple spreadsheets open at the same time for different projects.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t my craptastic xwindows window manager had virtual desktops absolutely forever?

Intertubes confirm: first such dates back to swm in 1989.

1989, people.

by wcw on Jul 20, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. I do not remember the last time I used Windows, and i believe the first Apple OS to have this was Leopard(?)

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes Spaces is one of the million features Apple has copied from some one else and branded as their new revolutionary desktop design. Any Unix based system that had a graphical interface has had this ability for over 20 years.

by tarlinian on Jul 20, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen the recovery partition?

restart holding down command-R and you can format, repair, and partition your hard disk and then reinstall Lion.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but there’s no point, it upgrades from snow leopard with 0 difficulty. Everything looks exactly the same, just with extra awesome

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the recovery partition because it means no more need for a DVD

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im about to update to linux mint 11 tonite. I hope i have a similar reaction

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 20, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolinux

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d dl it but then I’d have to dl XCode 4.1 on my terrible, terrible connection too =/ I’ll just wait for my new Macbook Air to arrive with it preinstalled :D

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by Zetsuboushita on Jul 20, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

good plan

Those new airs are mighty tempting

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tropical weather OT

Apparently, Tropical Storm Cindy formed in the central Atlantic today. It’s expected to dissipate as it moves northeast over the next 72 hours.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda wish it were more notable. That’s my mom’s name, and I’m always looking for new stuff to tease her about.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an aunt Cindy.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe I have any relatives named Cindy.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an Aunt Cindy!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I am secret cousins with all of you!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tropical Storm Cindy → North Atlantic Ocean
North Atlantic Ocean → Forecast responsibility under National Hurricane Center
NHC → Based in Miami
Miami → Marlins
Marlins → SCOTT COUSINS

Damn you, National Hurricane Center!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Cousin!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeMarcus?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We probably could have used that two run homer that Beltran just hit.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 20, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We can’t hit two run homers, that would involve someone else being on base.

by Deleuzian on Jul 20, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s correct. And everybody knows the proper Giants response to having someone on base is to immediately GiDP.

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran will join is in Philly you’ll see!

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 20, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astros

sounds like we should win the 7 games we have with the Astros. Not clear they will have 9 guys left by then given all the chatter

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

its interesting. im chatting with a dozen philly fans and they all think they need a bat…pence or beltran. and they are all confident they’ll get one. not one thinks they have any bullpen worries.

this seems to me the same mistake they made last year

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Henry Sosa throws CG 2 hit shutout vs Giants

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jul 20, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt went 0 for 4 with 2 Ks

I guess that means he won’t play this weekend.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You heard Aubrey

5/5 every game or he’s out

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny you mention Desme

Kershaw is married so he can’t become a priest (and I think he’s Methodist or something), but you could try to convince him that he wants to devote his efforts full-time to being a missionary in Africa.

by StolenMonkey86 on Jul 20, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That game sucked, so instead let's answer GP's hypothetical

If I had a need to purchase a car and a budget around $9,000, I would buy a _____________________?

Note: not actually hypothetical. I need to do this.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Stutz Bearcat

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you buying new or used

because if youre ok with used that there are some really really nice low milegae luxary cars for around 9-10k

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 20, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly

Or whatever. Also, that was more snarky than I intended. My bad.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are new cars for nine grand

the dodge caliber comes to mind

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like you’re missing about six thousand bucks, for starters.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

around $8,380 i think

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. We went for the same joke.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha my math is gooder than your math

i’m gonna go calculate VORP now /dons rimmed eyeglasses ironically

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have higher ratings than you. Chew on that for a while.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is called a Peabody Award, Dr. Crane.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just gave you that!

/sputters indignantly

ROZ!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit i remember when those were under 10k

well the nissan versa is under 10k i think hyundai has one under 10k too

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 20, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hyundai accent should be under 10k

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jul 20, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t buy anything more than 9 grand without the 9 grand.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a mid-90s Mercedes sedan for sale around the corner from me for $3,200.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not super useful info, considering geographic issues

But I’d rather buy from a dealer, too. Not comfortable with craigslist buys.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t Honda or Toyota ’poseda be the best resale dealies? Camry or something…

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could fly here for $400, buy it, and drive it back to D.C.!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would at least be a ton of fun.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue jean baby
LA lady
Seamstress with the band

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

1997 or 1998 Lexus LS

should be in your price range. V8, lux, reliable as heck.
Usually not driven hard by the previous owner.
Look for one with as few miles as possible (~120k).

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jul 20, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the blank

And all I think of is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXo9wAWn-hA

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEDIOCRITY!!!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It becomes him, I hear.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cuz he’s got a fat face

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

For shame. I like that he’s filled out.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The W-L does not lie!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shallow thread is shallow

I guess he is slightly less twinky now, but he still looks skinny. Is it just me or have his teeth gotten better?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like being shallow. It soothes me. /plays in shallow end

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly I have no problem with being shallow either, I was jsut putting up a warning for those who choose to focus on the player’s abilities rather than their looks. Those silly people.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i have to admit being teh awesome is part of the whole lincecum dealio

except now it’s mediocrity!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am amused at the number of young ladies at the park with Crawford shirts now. Something tells me that it is not his amazing fielding that made them pick his shirt…

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I visited Rangers Ballpark in 2009 in search of an Ian Kinsler tchotchke for my best friend. The sales guy was pulling out all sorts of Kinsler stuff, and completely apropos of nothing, he says, “Yeah, Kinsler’s real popular with the ladies,” and looked at me.

How did he know?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good salesman does his research.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

’dar

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was also a big public radio fan. Really cool guy.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be from Austin

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Crawford shirt.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But… why?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a sucker for good D.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jul 21, 2011 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, GP’s worried about wheels right now.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a reply fail to the deleted dong comment, I take it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that game was more spiritually and emotionally exhausting than I initially realized

As soon as I got home I fell immediately to sleep and awoke two hours later in a cold sweat. I guess Kershaw will do that to you.

by sbrody on Jul 20, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i feel u

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

in here /points

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gives you a Peabody

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that for misleading the pubic?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 20, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am Rupert Murdoch

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws a pie

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Activate kung fu goddess!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t care about the Rockies until they reach .500

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will stop caring when they are so far out that no matter what kind of run they go on, they can’t catch us.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson, leading Cy Young candidate

http://espn.go.com/mlb/features/cyyoung

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

faints

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHILLIES IN SIX

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE GUTS THAN STUFF

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

H2O UNSTOPPABLE

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. It’s going to be okay.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

.197/.244/.295, that’s what Navarro was hitting.

by non sequitur on Jul 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol pouting kid at arizona game

gets the ball after he’s crying in his mom’s arms from the person who caught it. classy.

by chenster on Jul 20, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

new trend

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

kripes people…
stop doing that!!!
Reinforce to the kid that acting like a pouty little brat will get you what you want. Yeah we need more people like that in this world.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s just easier to give into his behavior for the instant relief of the crying than it is to raise an adult! Someone else will just parent him!

by JSing on Jul 20, 2011 8:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, like his poor kindergarten teacher.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bless you. Seriously. Children are terrible anyway, but with the current trend of parenting I can’t imagine what your job is like.

by JSing on Jul 20, 2011 10:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Must've read the article

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re an adult and catch a ball, you should immediately give it to the closest small child anyway.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does your inner child count?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thrill for me is catching the ball, anyway. Unless it could nab me $50,000 of debt relief, I have little need to keep it out of a child’s hands.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Jeff Passan
“Source: Padres owner Jeff Moorad last week told setup man Mike Adams “you’re not going anywhere.” Demands for Adams higher than Heath Bell."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 20, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather they keep Mike Adams then trade him to a desperate contender and somehow wind up with Adrian Gonzalez v2.0.

by Ursa Major on Jul 20, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paging anthony rizzo

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really think the Giants would have gotten him?

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

..chasm?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course it's chasm

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

who reads those things?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

why have helicopter(s) been flying over the Western Addition / Lower Haight / Alamo (or just my house) for the last 30 minutes? WTF is going on out there?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes you can look on the police / sheriff dept web page and it’ll tell you whuzzup.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen @EmergencySF tweet anything. MAYBE ITS SEKRIT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

crazy. it feels like there is a fire on that block every six months.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Inge DFA'd

The Giants should totally get him; he’d be a lot better than Castillo.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/shutters thinking about it

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

home repairs?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

His shutters are baseball fans.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can play catcher!!

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add another light hitting catcher!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What we really need is a Brandon Sanchez.

by belilaugh on Jul 20, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll work on my fielding.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched The Franchise

Bochy during the ASG was basically the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 20, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Eff. How long do you think it’ll be before it’s… “available”?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty soon, I’d imagine.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part 1 was posted by Showtime on You Tube this past Monday. Maybe they’ll put up part 2 next week.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the bit about 3 run homers.

by dhp318 on Jul 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So awesome.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a good episode

Look forward to next weeks.

SPOILER!!!!!
My favorite part was when Matt’s daughter crapped her diaper during the HR derby.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Timmy was making the best face and said, “did she go?” I lol’d.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looked ugly…

by chenster on Jul 20, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit what happened

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sliding into home plate and his ankle got tweaked real bad, couldn’t walk off the field

by diamondnerd on Jul 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken ankle

done for the season. Gomez is out for the Brewers – broken collar bone.

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 21, 2011 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tried to score on a sac fly. Injured his leg or ankle.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

slide at home, and his ankle just bent the wrong way

by chenster on Jul 20, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

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Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a DBack, but Drew is one of my favorite players. Sucks to see him go down, even if it’s going to help the Giants.

by diamondnerd on Jul 20, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it is just a sprain?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I turned my ankle the wrong way I couldn’t put pressure on it for three days and wasn’t pain free for months. of course, i didn’t seek treatment either.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you probably didn’t have professional trainers, access to the “best” medical attention and lost of medication / steroids, etc. to speed up your recovery I’m guessing either?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used crystals to focus the chi.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it bent in a way it shouldn’t have. definitely broken.

by chenster on Jul 20, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

This seriously sucks. I like Drew a lot :(

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God, just saw the replay

That was horrific. He had to reach down and re-set the ankle himself, that injury is catastrophic.

by diamondnerd on Jul 20, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof. What, are you saying it is closer to Theismann/Taylor than Posey/Cousins?

by non sequitur on Jul 20, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, is his foot like totally the wrong way, or am I seeing that wrong?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re not seeing it wrong

by chenster on Jul 20, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

if his shoe is still on his foot

then he has a problem

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by Penitentiary Face on Jul 21, 2011 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I once had my foot pointing in completely the wrong direction, but it was my knee that was wrecked and not my ankle… it’s not good at all.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy balls that’s insane

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, so that’s the hell pointing up?

by non sequitur on Jul 20, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

… yeah. i felt really sick watching it

by chenster on Jul 20, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

now i dont want to click on it

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not something you need to click on.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Don’t click it.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

might just watch it real time, not a still photograph

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watch ESPN or MLB Network and they’ll show it.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

just watched it on at bat just like Jim... i just seriously put my hand to my head

and just shook my head… WOW that’s bad

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy fuck, his ankle... the wrong way big time... FUCK

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made the mistake of finding a still picture. it was like something out of an HBO series.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you watched the video... you see him literally twist it back into place? WOW

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That type of stuff gives me chills

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you don’t need to see that.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not watch it based on these descriptions alone.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know whether to throw up or cry or both.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

chrissake, i just watched the replay on mlb at bat. i was all, is his LEG BENT

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

bout to do check that out on my phone then

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

really can't think of anything I want to see less than that

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing i didn't want to see was the still image, i wanted to see how it happened

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it look like Matt Williams was telling to hold at 3rd?

I saw him kind of flapping his arms, but then the shot goes off of him

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought

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by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn shame. I like Drew.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the rare player that has two reasonable first names.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I supposed as a parent you are pretty handcuffed in naming a baby.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Lordie, no.

mrs owlcroft would, in the days when we got a Major Metropolitan Daily delivered, read the birth announcements daily, and scarcely a day went by without some jewel of disaster. The handles with which some poor lads and lasses will have to go through life! Wow. (In some countries, law requires approval of names by some panel, so parents cannot, in effect, torture their children.)

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is on that amusing list . . .

. . . of people whose names are both first names. (Other amusing ballplayer lists are players with two last names, and—my favorite, from Roger Angell—players whoe names are a complete sentence, ala “Pete Rose”.)

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw on Nova that there is an archaeologist named Willy Cock…

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the risk of seeming too prosaic...

…isn’t the discouraging thing about today’s loss the fact that it exemplifies just how weak the offense is and how it actuallydoesn’t exist at all without Sandoval in the lineup?

I mean, Kershaw or no Kershaw.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Jul 20, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, who’s been hitting well of late, wasn’t in there either. I think todays loss could be foreshadowing what will happen in the playoffs if the Giants faced a similar caliber pitcher like Cliff Lee.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 20, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not unless . . .

. . . Bochy runs a white-flag lineup out in the playoffs. Even for him, that would be rather extreme.

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by owlcroft on Jul 20, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lest we forget

http://www.azsnakepit.com/2011/5/26/2191846/buster-posey-and-the-joy-of-schadenfreude

But we’re better than that.

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by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah?
Go die in a dick fire.

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by waelwulf on Jul 20, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Graphic!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classless, vile

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It distressed me as well

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I'm just trying to end the night on a high note but now I can't have fun because

another team’s shortstop blew out his ankle in a freak injury that really bothers me?

Guh!

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so. I don’t even want to hear oblique comments about what it means for the Giants.

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by waelwulf on Jul 20, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some interesting comments over there......

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting thread over there. didn't see it the first time around.

at least some of them called the others out

As much as I hate the Giants, I can’t in any way be happy about a young player’s injury in his first full year. I think having these all-pro young guns in the game is great for baseball as a whole. I don’t know if it’s because it’s the first batch of players I can really "grow up with" or what, but watching Posey claw at the dirt due to the incredible pain he was suffering makes it just about impossible to feel an ounce of happiness. Just my two cents.

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by Wailord on May 26, 2011 4:24 PM PDT
It’s not all about numbers. It’s not all about the Giants losing 4.5 WAR or whatever. It’s about a kid breaking his leg and being in severe pain.

You can’t separate such things. If we were in the same division as the Angels, would you have celebrated when Nick Adenhart was hit by the drunk driver?

by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2011 5:15 PM PDT

but still:

let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks yet

by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:09 PM PDT

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup... there were some good comments

some weren’t too awesome, but whatever, what’s done is done

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I just saw the pic

Too bad I really like Drew he’s a great young player. hope he heals fast

by Falconer88 on Jul 20, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the best young infielders in the game... looked bad

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d pay to see Montero get nailed really hard, but not get hurt or anything. Just nailed, really, really hard.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, that might have come out wrong to some. Like me be more specific, something along the lines of what Rose did to Bochy, but even more devastating.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

?!

montero seems like a super cool dude.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant_ME_MERCY = foot in mouth disease

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by marcello on Jul 20, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, that BustaThaRippa guy sure doesn’t like Grant

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Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

fuck off, snake pit. God damn I’m still pissed about that.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona announcers are talking shit on the Giants

Calling them the “G-nats”. What the fuck is that all about?

Classless, just classless.

by diamondnerd on Jul 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

where's that INFERIORITY COMPLEX thing Every6thDay made

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

whooo

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fangier fangs.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Grace?

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No clue who is who, they’re both highly mediocre and forgettable.

by diamondnerd on Jul 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Grace barely speaks English.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

but is he graceful?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Mark Grace, the ex-cub and legendary coiner of “slump buster” on the Jim Rome show? That can’t be right.

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by achiappanza on Jul 21, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the GIants need to send Randy Winn down there are give them a few pointers on how to be classy and not so douchebagy.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 20, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like we got Keppinger just in time

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

8th inning?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just thinking that if we didnt trade for him yesterday, the Dbacks might well have traded for him tomorrow

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that in the proper tense

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

@dbackswriter

#Dbacks Drew suffered fractured right ankle. Surgery likely.

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

damn... :(

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

hope everything goes as smoothly as possible and he heals up fast

by Falconer88 on Jul 20, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awful, but after seeing that one couldn’t really hope for any better.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's horrible.

Man, the broken bone epidemic can end now, please.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 20, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCHADENFR-

no wait, that would be rude and insensitive….

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, AZ Snake PIt.

Suck it long.

And suck it hard.

Fortune favors the lucky.

by BusterHomerun on Jul 20, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t expect any sympathy when you lose your young stud.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 20, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he derives no satisfaction from Posey's injury, but feels that justice was administered. Got it.
That’s a very important distinction. My satisfaction does not stem from Posey’s broken leg. It’s the weeping, wailing, gnashing of teeth and beating of breasts to be witnessed coming from Giants’(1) fans. Their agony is my ecstacy(2), and I don’t feel very guilty about wallowing in that at all. I’m pretty sure they were hardly sending over baskets of fruit when the Diamondbacks lost the – arguably more valuable – Brandon Webb for two seasons. And they enjoyed almost freakish health last year, becoming the first NL team since the ’97 Braves to have four starters make 33+ starts. Turning that luck into a crown makes this feel like the baseball gods administering justice.

Well, it seems the Baseball Gods don’t appreciate having words put in their mouths. I’d like to think that Drew’s injury wouldn’t have happened if that post hadn’t been written, through the magic of karma or chaos theory (or the Baseball Gods! All due respect!) or whatever.

I’d feel schadenfreude, but apparently it’s an envy thing. And I’d have to care about Diamondbacks fans (or even be aware of one existing outside of the intertubez) before I could envy them.

(1) LOL extraneous apostrophe.
(2) LOL spelling; he meant, of course, “Their agony is my ex, Stacy.” ‘Cuz that girl’s crazy.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 21, 2011 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get how what he did derive pleasure from is any better.

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Taking pleasure in the failure of professional athletes is one thing—for the most part, these guys live a pretty charmed life.

Taking pleasure in the sadness of a fan base is another thing entirely. Sports might be considered the American “opiate for the masses.”

What I’m trying to say is schadenfreude towards LeBron is one thing; as he famously said in his presser, at the end of the day he’s still LeBron James and has more money than God. His family and his family’s family will be taken care of. He has no material concerns.

But I’m sure there are plenty of Giants fans out there who are barely scraping by in their day-to-day lives, and dealt with the Posey injury like it was the death of a family member.

Thing C

by markdash on Jul 21, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to think that Drew’s injury wouldn’t have happened if that post hadn’t been written

This is an amazingly disturbing sentiment. The mere thought that one guy saying something stupid on a blog makes an injury like Drew’s okay… good lord.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The mere thought that one guy saying something stupid on a blog makes an injury like Drew’s okay

I think it is even more weird than that. I believe they are not saying it made what happened to Drew okay. I think they mean that the blog post made it happen!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t quite wrap my head around the whole thing because it’s such a weird, unnecessary, malicious, abstract thought process.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like karma, but without any sense of justice or proportion!

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by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Karma

And we distance ourselves from it immediately. Can the auditors hear me?

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by achiappanza on Jul 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thought process at hand seems to be quite a bit divorced from the idea of karma, though, except, as I said, in a weird, unnecessary, malicious, and abstract way.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Baseball Gods

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When's the last time bondslegend and i have been on MCC at the same time?

feels like it’s been like 5 months at least

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU AREN'T THE SAME PERSON?!?!?!?!

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m not the only one who has this reaction?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well for one I'm WAYYY better looking

and more charming. And I smell better

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO THE HELL SAYS YOURE CHARMING

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's pre-game speech to Lincecum:

Unless you throw a no-hitter, we have no chance with this lineup.

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 20, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They're running away with that division now.

But I agree, that A’s record was unbelievable. I’d rather not see it shattered.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 20, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So grant

when’s the front page post coming with the picture of Drew slumped on the ground and a gigantic “SCHADENFREUDE” headline?

Oh, you mean we’re not a bunch of classless assholes? That’s cool.

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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re Giants fans, nuff said

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

vaseless and kyle?

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 20, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assless Chaps and Bile?

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by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

New bar opening on Folsom?

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

or getting ready for the fair.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Polk?

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see a lot of that at the motorcycle rallies i work at throughout the year (on women). Sometimes good, some times baaaaaad

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

you can’t bowl over the catcher, you can’t slide head first, and you can’t slide feet first….

What the fuck is a runner supposed to do on a play at the plate?!

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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Roshambo with the catcher?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW0bb2wxH5Y

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by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bit too late

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not on my screen!!

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grand Jete

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything Willie Mays Hayes did

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The top play on SC today was some Tiger going around Kurt Suzuki and then diving out to get his hand on the base.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t remember.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

is their algorithm broken?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does it say "Gain in R" and then "Fewer R"

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pros:

Gain in R

Cons:
Fewer R

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 20, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cons:
Fewer R
Fewer HR
Fewer SB
Fewer RBI

Oh, that’s all?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, wow, they’re projecting Pablo to hit .273 from here on out.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today, July 20:

Birthday to Alexander the Great, Gregor Mendel, Sir Edmund Hilary, Natalie Wood, Dame Diana Rigg, Larry Craig, the Moon Landing, and

most importantly,

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 20, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

U R 5

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEET ME OUTSIDE ATT PARK AT 5

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my ninth grade lit class we would talk about him all the time. Then he died. We were all greatly saddened.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Cody Random eh?

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by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Cololorado beats Atlolanta 3-2.

With game tied and 2 out in the ninth, ATL 3B commits a two base error. Then Freddy Gonzalez IBB’s PH Wigginton to set up the lefty-lefty w/ CarGo (gasp!). You can only guess what happened next.

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by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Stephen Drew has a broken ankle:
PHOENIX (AP)—Arizona shortstop Stephen Drew broke his right ankle sliding into home plate in the bottom of the fourth inning against Milwaukee on Wednesday night.

The Diamondbacks said surgery was likely for the team’s everyday shortstop, the anchor of the team’s defense. Drew and Milwaukee center fielder Carlos Gomez were injured moments apart in the bottom of the fourth inning Wednesday night.

Yahoo! Sports

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 20, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

jeeze, now it's broken, needed surgery regardless, damn

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched the replay. It looks pretty awful. The ankle twists in a direction that the ankle shouldn’t twist.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 20, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, and Drew legitimately twists it back into the place it should be

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must legitimately hurt.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legit.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TULOGIT

TULOGIT TULOWITZKI

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is going on? Injuries this year have just been brutal

by Bar None on Jul 20, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers announcers also said that Carlos Gomez is probably out for the season as well.
:(

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey at least Sergio Romo was good

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

his WHIP is down to 0.70

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

his K/BB is 12:1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unf.

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Jul 20, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon mentioned this on the PGW.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad he lacks that closer mentality.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Wilson has it.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky for us, Rob Nenn gave him the secret closer scrolls. Once you read the scrolls, you understand how to have a closer mentality. No way Wilson gives them to Romo.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw this movie. Angelina Jolie was the tiger.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bold in your comment threw me off. I was wondering how you got a two-line subject line.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

*opens scroll*

“Don’t let the other guys score runs”

by TortureOpp on Jul 20, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like he gave up MULTIPLE walk-off homers last year.

USELESS!

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Called in to put out a fire! Maybe Bochy doesn’t hate him as much anymore

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate KRod

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

he should be out of this inning.

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by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate his face

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

2002

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jul 21, 2011 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

DBacks tie the game

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFF

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tie game in AZ

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

In play runs

Oh, K Rod.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

: (

injuries remind me of high school football games, and then seeing your friends lay there on the grass, wondering how long they will be in crutches.

by sleeknerve on Jul 20, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to watch this.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you are squeamish, no.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I saw it live so I don’t need to see it again.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mr. watched it, he said if you’ve ever broken a bone and you can still feel the pain of it, you definitely don’t want to watch it. He’s had several broken ankles [3x] and he said watching it made him want to throw up. I didn’t watch it. Haven’t seen Posey’s injury yet, don’t want to, or need to see this.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am surprised you have managed to avoid seeing Posey’s injury considering the number of times they show it during nationally televised Giants games. More power to you.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen the start of the collision, but have averted my eyes before the injury each time.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Many times I’m doing something else while keeping an eye on the game, so my eyes are not always riveted on the tv. Being able to “rewind” television has definitely chnaged the way we watch.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was just looking for this in another thread

thank you for posting

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jul 21, 2011 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

(in another window)

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jul 21, 2011 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Narverson only threw 87 pitches and the Brewers put in K-Rod in the 8th.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You buy it, you use it! lol

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it. Wrap all the players in plastic…. or BUBBLE WRAP!!!! QUICK!!!!

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without clicking that link, I’m 100% certain it wasn’t an Adam Dunn foul ball.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla is too important. The Brewers will have to add a couple more players.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they throw in Weeks, I’d consider it.

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Saito

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by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man on 3rd after WP with no out

Sounds like a miracle they got through the bottom 9th, no idea how they did it

by TortureOpp on Jul 20, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

D’Backs had runner on 3rd no out, bottom ninth in tie game. Didn’t score.

by ABIJXY on Jul 20, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEAN BURROUGHS

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 20, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Should play for the Twins.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALK!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Single, wild pitch, walk, balk.
Runners on 2nd and 3rd, no outs.

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by waelwulf on Jul 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Flem calling the game?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I somehow missed the balk. What did he do?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t tell; following on GameDay.
Sorry.

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by waelwulf on Jul 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last day for the EI free preview.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flinched first

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt really see what was actually called

I think he took his foot off the rubber, and put it back without resetting his motion?

I am unfamiliar with the technicals of the balk :(

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

good luck making heads or tails: http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/official_rules/pitcher_8.jsp

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the DBacks coaching staff might be better than half the Giants lineup: Don Baylor, Eric Young, Matt Williams, Alan Trammell

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't forget Kirk Gibson

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jul 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him, too. These guys are better than Burriss or Rowand.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NYJER!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BRAUNN!!!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently Cody Ransom will be called up to replace Drew.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did bat clean up for the PCL in the AAA All star game.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to make light of Drew's horrible injury, BUT

Agent Cody Ransom is activated.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMON Cody you finally get a chance to help the Giants win

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm playing with Apple's new OS Lion

Pretty cool. Like lots of Apple’s stuff there’s a bit of a learning curve.

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by DFARowand on Jul 20, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

First 2 hours of this day was spent trying to get used to the new scrolling.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah

I just went into it blind and was like WTF where are my spaces?

This scrolling between the spaces is pretty sweet though

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by DFARowand on Jul 20, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honest question.

Do the AT&T folks count opposing batters’ splash hits on that LED thingie on the right-field wall?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 20, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

despite what they said on SportsCenter – “splash hit #56”

I guess they didn’t realize that the number didn’t change at the ballpark

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by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys will, however, get an honorary mention in the list at the bottom:
http://mlb.mlb.com/sf/ballpark/information/index.jsp?content=splash

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum, after today, is squarely in the lead with 4 splash hits given up :/

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is, of course, if they ever update that list

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the small, moral victories that count, right?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I think I speak for everyone here. We like you. We think Kershaw’s good. Let’s make it a package trade: Kershaw and you for any Sanchez you want, non-Mister Eff division.

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Kershaw’s the throw-in. ;)

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Secret Agent Uribe.

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

First unofficial splash hit was by Jorge Posada.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Elster

Thus baseball makes fools of us all

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by shanghaijim on Jul 20, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geeze

BLB hit like the first 25 of those bastards

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about Felipe Crespo

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

booo. they used to have video of ALL of the splash hits up there. Hmmph!

by mameluke on Jul 20, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! Fred Lewis!

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa with the call!

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by DFARowand on Jul 20, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may be right – SC may have said 57. It was said earlier today after I got home from the ballpark.

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by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw SC.

It’s right up at the top of the page. Unless that counts postseason splashies and the counter doesn’t?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 20, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was one a week or two ago

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think there have ever been any.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Postseason splashes, I mean.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ankiel?!

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opposing homers don’t count.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, just checking. That one’s seared into my brain.

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a football game that day. It was depressing to hear the PA announcer keep telling the score, with the lead shrinking each time. Right after the game ended, as I got into the car and turned on the radio, Ankiel did his thing. It sucked.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

What position do you play?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 21, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Receiver and cornerback

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so it was your fault!

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. :-\

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The page above lists only thought the end of last season. Pablo hit one a few weeks ago.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And those are Giants splash hits. Visitors have hit about a dozen or so.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nay

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 20, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok Axford

Dont suck. Pls.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He's actually been pretty good this season.

Except for the two times I’ve been aware he’s been in the game. Then he’s shat the bed just to spite me.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 20, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GReat.

Maybe third times the charm?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

His lack of calf muscles kind of worry me.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two!!!

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by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Brewers win!

Now if they could just lose their next 3 games :D

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah nvm,

They need to win tomorrow still. Then lose their next three :D

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have a fourth game in AZ before coming to SF.

by mameluke on Jul 20, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, forgot tomorrow was an off day for the Giants.

Let’s hope for an 18 inning win for the Brewers?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers win

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

everyone drink!!

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late. Already cracked a Miller when Axford nailed it down.

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo.

Wisconsin has several beers better than Miller, although you wouldn’t know it the way Walker is trying to squash them.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 20, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m sure. It’s what I happened to have on hand as leftovers from a dinner party a few weeks ago.

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Did the Angels break out the Rally Monkey or something?

by TortureOpp on Jul 20, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insane 6 run inning in the 6th

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you make noise he will cum

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Screw the A’s and their fans.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck!

We agree on something

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t we both Giants fans or no?

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me? Yes

EVERY DAY AGAINST EVERY OPPONENT IN EVERY SITUATION

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say it's the last day of the season.

The fate of the Giants is already decided. They’ve won the division. Or they’re out of it. Doesn’t matter. The Dodgers are in second, and one game out of the wild card.

The Giants are playing the wild card leader, and can guarantee that the Dodgers miss the playoffs… by losing the game.

Who do you root for?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuba

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Plus

I want the Giants to beat you guys in an NLCS someday.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he ever gonna sell?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 20, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not by choice.

I mean, if YOU had a magic cookie jar you could take money out of whenever you wanted to, wouldn’t someone else have to pry it from your cold, dead hands?

Someone’s gonna have to force him, be it MLB, the bankruptcy courts or the divorce judge.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 20, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hell I'm recommending may be worse

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never want to see a Dodgers-Phillies World Series. That sort of realignment would be wrong on so many levels.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be.

But you know ESPN would lose its shit over an AL East that had the Red Sox, the Yankees and the Phillies in it.

And that means Selig would at least consider it for half a second.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jul 21, 2011 4:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That poster is actually Jamey Carroll’s facial expression coach. So you can understand how he has a hard time separating himself from the team.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory

What fans?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a fan claps in o.com coliseum, does it make a noise?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I think of it as a Bay Area record

and screw the Rangers and their superiority complex.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers win streak is over.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes me happy.

Not as much as AZ losing, but still

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man... i'm getting myself all emotional over these My Wish segments on ESPN

just reminds me of what quite a few of my family members went through with some of these things. Very uplifting and motivating to see these kids stay incredibly strong

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

immediate family members in fact

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus those 30 for 30 series, bought all of em, just awesome. The Terry Fox episode was just unbelievable

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i saw taylor swift tonight with my gf, she was awesome.

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 20, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

you guys are dirty.

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 20, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is everybody?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 20, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeping quietly.

by wcw on Jul 20, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it me you’re looking for….

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's the Lionel pic?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

________________

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My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 20, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHA

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is really strange

Did they really need to produce a mono 45 of the live Before the Flood version of this song? Did Asylum really think it might chart?

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 21, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can see it in your eyes

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was drinking.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally finished Dexter Season 5

Was expecting one particular question (not saying to avoid spoilers for others) from Season 4 to be answered, but it didn’t even get addressed

Was a good season, though. Julia Stiles was great.

by TortureOpp on Jul 20, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad to see someone else say they enjoyed Season 5 too

I loved it, thought Julia Stiles did a terrific job. And I think I know which question you’re referring to, but I think they covered it in an oblique manner. Season 6 looks… interesting.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 20, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We won’t hear from him again, I’m pretty sure. I mean, Dexter doesn’t even go there anymore and producers have said that they’re taking Dex back to his roots. We’re not getting anything else from that arc.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 20, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if this was posted already

But buster set to have screws removed on Friday

by Falconer88 on Jul 20, 2011 10:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Cool.

Thanks for the info.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully, he doesn't have any screws loose.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also per baggs

Not only has not gained weight he’s lost 5-10 pounds with core work and exercise bike

by Falconer88 on Jul 20, 2011 10:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

panda?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 20, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could watch. :(

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmmm?

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 20, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAH. I just realized how that sounded. I mean watch the episode.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I had to think about that one lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 20, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happens to the best of us.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 20, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of this GIF

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 20, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil Walker is pretty slick with the glove

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, from everything I’ve heard/seen, he’s a bit of a clankmitt at second. DRS, Total Zone, and UZR agree on that point; the fan scouting report seems to think he’s average.

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

who was it that made the top play today for the pirates? Was it Neil Walker?

Regardless, dude is a talent at 2nd

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody see highlights of Reds-Pirates?

Look for Johnny Cueto doing the Luis Tiant on the mound.

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by SFGuy on Jul 20, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i was too busy checking out Neil Walker at 2nd, sorry bout that dude

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 20, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, Stephen Drew out for the season...

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
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by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 20, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It looked really really bad.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 20, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owie. I hope he gets better over the offseason.

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by speckops on Jul 20, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s never good.

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by Natto on Jul 20, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

sucks for Drew ......

hope he gets better soon.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 20, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

just bought my tickets for the ring raffle

im sorry for anyone who also bought some because they are wasting there time

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 20, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

where time?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 21, 2011 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Division Races

I know it has been done elsewhere, but as a side project, I graphed the division races with each team and their +/- games in relation to .500 over the course of this season to the present.

Here is the NL West race to this point:



The picture will take you to the rest if you’re interested.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 21, 2011 12:01 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome.

Bookmarked.

I linked you to the Alex Reisner graphs, didn’t I?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

COLORADO'S GONNA WIN COMFORTABLY

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 21, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Things

were looking pretty rocky there for a while

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by SnowLeopard on Jul 21, 2011 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at that chart

the Giants screwed around near .500 through April, then put the pedal to the metal. They were all set to pull away from the field when the Posey injury sent them into a stunned tailspin for a week or so. Then, they started steadily making up ground … and the Freddie injury sent them into a stunned tailspin for a week or so. Then, they regrouped, and have been basically kicking ass ever since. The end.

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jul 21, 2011 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was at the game, sat in seats with a different perspective. If it weren’t my team playing I might have enjoyed the pitching duel more. I opted for lemonade rather than alcohol.

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by timmeh on Jul 21, 2011 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Just read the "Buster Posey and Schadenfreude" piece on AZSnakepit

Jim Mclennan is a dick. As are the majority of posters at AZSnakepit. That is all

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

by nothingbutnet003 on Jul 21, 2011 12:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I just don’t understand how someone could make a schadenfreude piece after an injury to another team’s player.

I have not watched the Drew injury; frankly, I don’t care to. The only thing I would want to do less than watch it is to gloat over it.

Thing C

by markdash on Jul 21, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or, should I say, take any sort of cold comfort in it whatsoever.

Thing C

by markdash on Jul 21, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not squeamish but it was bad, really bad.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 21, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Been posting on that site for sometime...

Not all of them are assholes… Granted, some of them probably are…

All I gotta say is karma is a bitch. Stephen Drew is NOWHERE Near the level of Buster Posey’s importance or impact on the game. So they SHOULD be fine because hell, our Giants lost a franchise player and we’re still winning…

by GiantETeam on Jul 21, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Also, a little thing on that thread that bugged me: the insinuation that there is something questionable about us for having cheered on Barry Bonds. Yeah, like Luis Gonzalez suddenly added 200 points to his OPS at age 31 just by eating his spinach.

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jul 21, 2011 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Luis Gonzalez is like the most obvious steroid guy ever

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jul 21, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that dude.
“There will never be a perfect storm like this again,” wrote Grant Brisbee. “Posey is a guy who helped break an organizational drought for hitters and championships, he played a position that the fans were repeatedly told was almost impossible to do well, and he is possibly the most likable personality on the team, combining perfect amounts of seriousness and charm in a goofy clubhouse.” To which I reply, succinctly: “Suck it, Giants fans. Suck it long. And suck it hard.” I didn’t notice an angst-ridden piece from Brisbee when divisional rival Jorge de la Rosa was lost for the year, So don’t expect any sympathy when you lose your young stud.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although it looks like reading from comments there are plenty of people who disagree with him.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why he would expect Grant to write an “angst-ridden piece” every time a divisional rival lost a player. Posey plays for the Giants, and Grant writes a Giants blog. It seems pretty simple to me.

Thing C

by markdash on Jul 21, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see Lars

but I presume he was in front of his TV, cup of coffee in hand, to watch Atlantis land, near the top of the 3:00 a.m. hour, Pacific. What a beautiful, bittersweet sight it was.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 3:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Bleary eyed and in my office

The end of an era. Not just for the folks that worked on it, or those of us who followed in fascination. It represents the incremental fading of our country’s spirit of exploration. The loss of jobs and the additional blow to our economy is one thing, but the fact that we as a country would rather gaze at our own navels is quite another.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the American people know how to spend their own money better than the government does!

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

...

One-half of 1% of the budget.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evan’s a bright guy, so I’m thinking the odds of him being sarcastic are extremely high here.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're right, of course

It is just a sore spot for me.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY WE CAN APPLY THAT 1/2% TO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS!!!!!! JUST LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE CONGRESSIONAL GYM OR THAT BRAND NEW ROAD IN WEST VIRGINIA THAT NEEDS TO PAVED AGAIN!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOW WE CAN PAY A PRIVATE COMPANY TWICE AS MUCH TO DO THE SAME WORK IN SPACE!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree completely. One hears that line a lot these days from politicians of a certain stripe, but what it means in practice is an embrace of smallness and solipsism.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent phrase, except . . .

. . . that those to whom it applies won’t have a clue what solipsism is (too many syllables).

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re absolutely right. Ours should be a spacefaring species. But our distracting, glowing little toys may very well keep us tethered to Earth, ignorant and blissfully so.

I got up at 5:45 to watch the landing, with the plan to catch an hour more sleep afterward. But I was so keyed up after watching the landing coverage that I just decided to go ahead and get up for the day.

I’m going to be toast this afternoon. ATC should be an adventure, and not in a fun way..

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is every reason . . .

. . . to believe that America at least, and arguably the western world, is now in the declining phase of its existence. Toynbee, among others, lays out the concepts of rise and fall quite well.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny bit in the post-landing press conference

Cdr. Ferguson said that the door to the bathroom popped up during re-entry. Heh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I caught that, too. Reminds me of my grandparents’ old RV.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit jut got real

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift + A

Haven’t been on MCC much since my vacation two weeks ago. I hope everyone picked up their TWSS games in my stead. Did someone save me a seat on the porch?

I advised a friend to take the under on this game. “It’ll end up being 1-0”. I also told him to bet the Reds & Cueto. Let’s see, what else was I right about? The new HP movie did indeed suck. Parachute pants would be a fad we’d all look back & laugh on.

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by ResDog on Jul 21, 2011 5:57 AM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT-A

BORK UNF UNF BORK BORK NOM NOM BORK BORK FUCK SHIT COCK BALLS NOM NOM BORK

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 6:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a country western tune.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jul 21, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s from our Overlord’s greatest hits. His new one “Mumble mrrrmph tip your cap mmmmrrmrml one of those days herp herp herp buzzsaw nothin’ to do murmble mmrrm” reminded me of it.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Writers here in NY are convinced that the Giants will blink and give up Zack Wheeler for Beltran before the deadline.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Jul 21, 2011 7:13 AM PDT reply actions  

They are also convinced that Jeetuh is God.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I played Bar Trivia with this Mets fan last night

He said he wanted Brandon Belt 4 Beltran.

I laughed. And then I laughed some more

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Then I asked the bartender for another longneck and laughed some more.”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a Buffalo Wild Wings experience!

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by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs longneck

Cheers to the giraffe!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm terrified of the Braves at this point

Go ahead and add Johnny Gomes but please stay away from Upton, Pence, or Beltran

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Uggla may be getting his groove back and Freddie Freeman’s doing very well. Plus, they got that catcher. Whats-his-name. The stocky one. Anyway, it’ll be interesting to see how they’ll perform the rest of the season.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fail to see where Pence and Beltran would slot in. Would Prado move to 3B and they would take over LF?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal said theyd consider sticking Beltran in center

He updated the article after I posted my comment and said they werent in on Pence

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much any team the Giants would face in the playoffs would be scary so whatevs.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, even if the Giants somehow faced the Pirates I would still be scared shitless.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Giants-Pirates NLCS would be one of those rare situations where I would be okay with it if the Giants lost.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be pretty bummed but yeah I’ve always had a soft spot for the Pirates.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, it didn’t go so well the last time the Giants and Pirates played in the NLCS.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's all but guaranteed that we play them in the playoffs if we get in

So any upgrades they make scare me.

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's just silly.

Of all NL teams, only Philly is putting up better combined (pitch+hit) stat lines than the Giants, and they not by much. The reason to be afraid in the first round is not the quality differential, it’s the reality that in a ridiculously short series, one piece of stinking bad luck can turn the whole thing. Even in a 7-game series, luck usually means a lot more than the inherent qualities of the teams.

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by owlcroft on Jul 21, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they have to be favored over the Phillies to be the NL rep in the World Series at his point. They are a very balanced team.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still holding out that the Braves beat the Phils for the East. I think we have a better shot beating the Phils in a 5 game series than in a 7 game.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am most terrified of the Brewers. I know they aren’t even in 1st place but I don’t think that team has really hit there groove yet and but when they do I don’t know if you can stop them.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes you can.

It’s called BABIP!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum has one more win than John Lackey.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 8:10 AM PDT reply actions  

MEDIOCRITY!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Yeah Shuttle

get to drive out to Ventura today…

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 8:18 AM PDT reply actions  

ON THE SHUTTLE?!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

NASA is not using it anymore anyways.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GAS HOG

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

ITS OK CUS HE CONVERTED IT TO ELECTRIC SO NOW IT RUNS OFF COAL!!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

french fry oil

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE WILL HAVE TO GIVE NASA PERSONNEL A RIDE HOME BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE A CAR ANYMORE!!

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

LETS USE CORN ETHANOL INSTEAD BECAUSE PUTTING FOOD INTO YOUR CAR SOLVES EVERYTHING LIKE WORLD HUNGER

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather feed my tank than those good for nothing third worlders.

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by speckops on Jul 21, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate off days.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

More time for rosterbation

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran update...
The Mets and Giants are having trouble matching up for a trade, according to Andy Martino of the New York Daily News. San Francisco is willing to take on most or all of the $6MM or so remaining on the outfielder’s contract, but won’t part with a high-end prospect. The Mets are willing to absorb salary, but are insisting on high-end talent in return for Beltran.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 8:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Good.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Mets

You’re not getting Wheeler, Brown, or Surkamp. And I’m not even sure Id give u Hembree.

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang you

I was just about to post that.

I can add this from mlbtraderumor:

The Brewers will acquire Beltran if they can scrape together a package for him, according to ESPN.com’s Buster Olney (Twitter links). Olney, who repeats that the Mets are still insisting on a high-end prospect for Beltran, likens the Brewers’ pursuit to “searching for nickels under couch cushions.”

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Brewers farm system is a desolate wasteland

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

NY POST Reporting that Mets are asking for Braun or Weeks in return for Beltran.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

They learned this by hacking into Doug Melvin’s voicemail.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

The trade would be done by now but they were deleting them too.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Murdoch still does not know anything

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no way the Brewers do it unless they trade major-league talent.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fine.

I’m over it. I think I was over it a couple days ago.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you really? If Carlos Beltran came walking into those doors, you’re not going to forgive him for everything he did in the last month or so?

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say that. But I’m done calling him.

At least after 8pm.

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by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But then that one time you are out at the bar and a little drunk, and calling him (just as a friend!) seems like a really good idea…

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

My idea for an app is to somehow invent an iBreathalyzer that hooks up to your phone. If it hits a certain point it doesn’t allow you to call or text certain numbers.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gmail has something like that. Once you enable it, if you can’t do some simple math problems, it won’t let you send email.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha that's awesome.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he’d contribute, what, some fraction of a win over the remainder of the season?
He could be a difference maker in the playoffs, but that’s so far from a sure thing that I can’t see the wisdom in banking on it.
It’d be nice, sure, but jamming up the outfield at the cost of a Wheeler-grade prospect? That could look pretty bad in a few months.

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by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are not trading him for a Wheeler like prospect…C+ prospect maybe.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn’t think so. I’m just thinking about even wanting them to do it.

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by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just waiting for his knees to explode. Plus, the Giants never do what you think they are going to do. At the deadline they’ll trade for some back-up grandmother who it turns out bakes the best chocolate chip cookies ever, thus propelling the Giants into the playoffs.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they special cookies? Because that might be what Timmy needs.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost typed brownies instead of cookies… almost…

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed myself silly when I heard about the Keppinger deal, because it was a totally unremarkable choice that I’d mentioned a day or so earlier off the top of my head.

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by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the asking price is really Wheeler

I’m over it as well.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Mets is really asking for Dominic Brown, then Wheeler may not be enough.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then he can go to the Phillies

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I cannot believe that the Mets even ask for Brown. Beltran is very good this but why would the Phillies trade a decent OF who is 23 and has a good chance to be as good if not better than Beltran.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only we still had Velez!

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Fuck ESPN

The main page picture is the Miami Heat with links to articles and clips discussing whether Shaqs comments calling them the Big 2 are justified.

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by DFARowand on Jul 21, 2011 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Usually this time of year they start with NFL training camp.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Football’s already soaking up the Knoxville News Sentinel’s sports section. Its thick, hairy fingers are already choking the life out of the anemic baseball section.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised baseball is even recognized there

I would assume it’s Volunteer Football 90% and Volunteer Women Basketball the other 10

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Tennessee Smokies usually get a pretty good write-up in the next morning’s paper, and the News Sentinel devotes some ink to the UT baseball team. But it’s a really short-lived focus. Like summer in Seattle — blink, and it’s gone.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It could be worse. You could be a hockey fan. At least ESPN is somewhat aware MLB exists, even if they think it is a three team league (Yankees, Red Sox and Phillies) ::sobs::

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

with the NBA season quickly approaching…who wouldn’t get excited for that 2011-2012 NBA season

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buy your season tickets today!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 21, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WARRIORS!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Montero was a very late scratch in Columbus today. Trade?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m assuming he’s getting brought up. No ways Montero gets trade for anything that is out in the market…well maybe except Ubaldo

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

They tried to trade him for Cliff Lee last year, and his value has only dropped since then.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that the Yankees didn’t get Lee because they wouldn’t include Montero.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, the M’s preferred the Texas package. The Yankees were steamed.

by Evan on Jul 21, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vapors!

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like imagining that you forgot a comma after the first word there, because it doesn’t change the meaning at all.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both Jesus and Montero were late scratches.

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by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

TOO SOON!

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

He will be back in a couple of days

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are the Yankees having issues at C on their big league club?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t find one that doesn’t give away the signs.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean SIRM just isn’t enough for them?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

not doing it hard or fast enough

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Scranton Yankees called up a third catcher to Triple-A yesterday. This, combined with the late scratch, really makes me wonder if something is going down.

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by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda sounds like it

Interesting. If it is a deal to a NL team, I suppose he can play 1B.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Day game after night game

They might just decided to hold him out last minute because he isn’t feeling too well or something.

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

How available?

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like that they gave you a warning.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Offday OT: My assistant is a big Comic-Con but could not go this year

I know there are some people here who are there or are going…live updates?

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Lots of people attending your assistant?

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

His assistant is also a comic convict.

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by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t let her go? Jerk.

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by rotorueter on Jul 21, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He finally gets a job and becomes a tyrant.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I learned that I was too nice at my last job.

Funny thing is, she was my assistant at my last job.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres didn’t learn how to score. They just forgot their oaths of celibacy.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you! Ha ha!

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t count if it happened in another state right?

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happens in Florida
Retires in Florida.

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by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the department of "No? Really?"
NEW YORK (Reuters) – A high-end prostitution ring catering to Wall Street clients who often would spend over $10,000 for a night bingeing on sex and cocaine has been busted and 17 people indicted, authorities said on Wednesday.

“The business of high-end prostitution is enormously profitable,” Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes told a news conference, adding that the ring earned more than $7 million over three years

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I am in the wrong field! Or I am in the correct field, one of the two.

by Hyoton on Jul 21, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could pay off my student loans with that kind of money! But only just.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

/offers a night with Howie to Jeff Sullivan
//Grant finally sees what he’s been taking for granted

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Howie is Demi Moore?

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except with more facial hair.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

When did he get fake boobs?

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s part of the loan application process now. Just before the MPN.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is no act a woman can perform that could possibly be worth $10,000 a night.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well…part of the money went to cocaine

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d guess part of the $$$ goes towards being relatively sure you aren’t going to “catch something” from the little tryst.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you’re that rich it’s like Monopoly money anyway.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty profound point.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lets say a person makes $5 Million/year, $10K would be .2 % of their income. That’s like $120 to me. Of course, many on Wall Street make much more than that.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suddenly, my splurging nine bucks on a sturdy to-go cup for my car doesn’t seem quite as egregious as I thought it was.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have to wear a cup in your car? Or does the car wear it?
Me/my car, we’re into seat belts/airbags.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

First of all, my truck has internal genitalia and therefore no need for a cup.

Secondly, I meant this.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take a lot of blow to fill that baby, but the straw’s included and it looks like a good design. Let the white line fever commence.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the straw has a little ring at the bottom of it so it can’t fall out! Huzzah!

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No truck nuts? I’m slightly disappointed.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding? Think of the refill opportunities; it pays for itself!

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by waelwulf on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is actually what helped sell me on the idea. And indeed, it has been worth the investment.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Having a deluxe coffee cup that keeps my coffee hot for 6 hours changed my life. I am never without it.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
No prospects for Beltran, please.

by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those $2.75 ATM fees are going to add up.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’d have that much money too if I OWNED an ATM sheeesh…

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I had that much money, I’d never keep it at CapitalOne. Hate those bastards.
Almost BoA-like.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I had that much money I wouldn’t be sitting here stressing out over where to work or where to live… I’d build my own damn school out in the country somewhere.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Single room schoolhouse!

Merope will be the Schoolmarm!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is applicable to the first couople chapters of Dan Ariely's book

Predictably Irrational.

Explains some of these pricing issues in an interesting way.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the women are being prosecuted for Trading Insider Information.

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by say hey nation on Jul 21, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Insider? I barely knew her (but I gave her $10K)!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen the Ping Pong ball trick done with a wad of $100 bills? It’s a hoot.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING!!!
The Giants are still having trouble scoring (Cy Young candidate Clayton Kershaw didn’t allow a single run against San Francisco).

MLBTR

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 21, 2011 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

There is so much internal conflict/contradictions in that statement

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaw didn’t allow the Giants to score runs that the Giants are struggling to score.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants’ offense continues to struggle after Cy Young Candidate Kershaw shut them out for 8 innings. This follows an abysmal 4.83 runs scored/game by the Giants offense after the All-star break.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

scouring Cots trying to find trade targets.

Is there ANY chance the Dodgers would dangle Ethier? OPS+ over past four season, 132, 131, 135, 133. Super consistent and effective production in the NL West. That’s like a 155 OPS+, AL East adjusted. He has Arb 4 next year then FA after 2013. I would give up a substantial amount of prospect booty to acquire him.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Cody!

How does it feel to be called up?

And I doubt they trade Ethier; they don’t want to totally punt the season. He’ll probably be on the market next offseason, but let’s not forget how rare trades with the Dodgers are.

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by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

They called me up? WTF?

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. You’re an Arizona Diamondback now.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happeneed?

Did Drew break his leg or somthing?

Did anyone tell them I’m like 37 or something?

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I’ve heard, Drew’s ankle did a Linda Blair impersonation last night.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A.

Big PG thread after a loss. It was a pretty amazing afternoon of baseball. I was sure it wouldn’t be decided until we got into the bullpens.

I liked the welcome Keppinger received. Gotta make an exAstro feel good.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

It must have been like twice as many people as he has ever seen at a game before.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the two injuries in the Arizona game, especially the one to Drew, provided fuel for the angsty fire.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I havent heard—who’s the other and what happened/how serious is Drew’s?

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I’ve heard, Drew’s ankle was severed clean off in a slide at the plate and he’s out for the year.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Gomez also broke his clavicle

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds painful.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He basically got Buster’d.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not my understanding. Other than ankles, the only similarity I’ve heard between the two plays is that they both took place at home. It seems like a thoughtless comparison to me, especially thanks to the way some people appear to be choosing to think of it.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the season ending ankle injury part.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the way others are making it out to be some sort of divine justice warrants the rest of us taking care with using the comparison at all. Even then, Drew’s ankle sounded much more horrific than Buster’s.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No…that analogy may only work for Cousins but even then it would be in bad taste. Injuries are never good.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drew's ankle got caught underneath him sliding home, there was also some contact with the catcher legs, he was tagged out.

Ankle turned 180 degrees. He had to turn it back into it’s correct position.

The collision isn’t as brutal as Buster’s was, but dare I saw the injury itself looked worse.

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by Badly Browned on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is my first birthday in a while where the Giants aren’t playing. I don’t know what to do today.

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Rosterbate.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

(and Happy Birthday)

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Applebee’s!

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or is that not a possessive? Chain names sometimes are and sometimes aren’t.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You got it right.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got a little apostrophe gunshy after doing an “it’s” on reflex in another thread where no “it’s” should be.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL is Thursdays karaoke night?

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have never gone to Applebee’s. TGIF, Chili’s, and Black Angus.

Also never been to Spoons.

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DO YOU WANT A MEDAL?!

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

For not going to Applebee's?

I didn’t realize it was that bad.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been to Applebee’s and Black Angus plenty, and Chili’s once, but never the other one.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you want to simulate the experience make yourself some food, dump a cup of salt into it and then let it sit ’til it gets all lukewarm and mushy. TA-DA!!!

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been to all of them

Except for Spoons. Never heard of it.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what Spoons is.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s one in Sunnyvale near the In-N-Out, although I might be confusing it with something else.

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by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

There used to be one in San Jose. It is a Hooters now.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one I’ve been to.

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a band, but I’ve never been able to tell if I really want to get an album or just listen to them on Pandora.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spoons is very Chili’s-like. More focus on burgers. Same ownership (Saga I think).

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chilis makes the best queso dip ever

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interestingly

Islands has a great Chicken Tortilla Soup but awful awful “smoothies”

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm tortillaaa ssoooouuuppppp

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

get a happy birthday gif from natto

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by jponry on Jul 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

They lost to the Dodgers last year :(

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the gif tho

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by Azmanz on Jul 21, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t get a happy birthday GIF last year!

But the Giants won, so it was cool.

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by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now my birthday is complete, almost nine months after the fact.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you going to name the little tyke?

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El Baby

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by jhiat00 on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giant's didn't win on my Birthday.

But they wond the World Series the day before, so I guess I can’t be too mad…

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally forgive those apostrophes when typing because so much of typing is muscle memory, and it just happens. Now, if you were handwriting that, that would be a different story.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chili Davis interview

from Fangraphs.

LOL

DL: Another former player told me that Mike Scott cheated better than anybody he ever saw.


CD: He went from a guy that was very hittable, with the Mets, to a Cy Young award winner with the Astros. It wasn’t because he gained velocity. Scotty is a good friend of mine; I play golf with Scotty. He’ll probably never admit it, but we had balls, when I was with the Giants, that they threw out of the game and there were scuff marks.

There was one game with Scotty — and he’ll probably remember this — when we were playing in Houston against him, and we were just screaming, "Check the ball! Check the ball!" Roger Craig went up to the umpire and said, "Look at these dang balls." The umpire went out to the mound to check the ball, or his glove, or whatever. Scott walked off the mound toward second base, stopped between second base and the mound, and you could clearly see that he dropped something [on the mound] before he walked off. Billy Doran came in, grabbed the rosin bag like he was putting rosin on his hand and picked up whatever [Scott] had dropped. Now they can’t check Billy Doran — he’s not pitching. When they checked Scotty, they found nothing.

I was at that game.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Needs to Learn How To Cheat
DL: How prevalent was doctoring the ball in your era?

CD: It was big, very big. I played with Mike Krukow and he tried it — he didn’t cheat all year, but he tried it a couple of times. I remember him almost killing Manny Trillo with a fastball that he lost control of, because the ball just ran like crazy. Manny and Mike were good friends; they played together with the Cubs and Giants. From that day, he said, "I’m never going to do that again." But, you know, you’ve got the Gaylord Perrys and guys that did stuff — wetting the ball up. That’s why they have that rule. You can’t go to your mouth on the mound. Guys with spitballs, and with sandpaper… there were catchers that would scuff for their pitchers and throw it out there.

by Hyoton on Jul 21, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip is shock and now refuses to talk to Kruk

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It has crossed my mind to wonder if the lack of hitting across the board might be due to the rule change in being allowed to go to your mouth on the mound.

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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that weird pitch that Grant featured? I was wondering about that one. He hasn’t thrown it in a while, tho, maybe he’s afraid to get caught?

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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson?

I’ve noticed Vogelsong lick his fingers a ton this season. Though I supposed it still doesn’t explain his newfound control.

I actually can’t recall Wilson doing it very much, but hey, who knows what the hell he’s hiding in that beard.

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by Badly Browned on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what Dave Cameron is talking about!

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you say Douche Cameron?

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just accessing the snacks left in his beard from the last meal he ate.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody go to the gym for me, I don’t feel like leaving the house. Four miles on the treadmill please…

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: Car people

Synthetic v. Regular

I get oil changes every 5,000 miles per maker’s recommendation. Have always used regular. One car has 65,000 miles and no problems and the other just hit 10,000. It will cost me about 50% more to get synthetic but I don’t really want to pay extra if it’s just hype.

I would like to keep my cars for a while.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Make and year, please

Some older cars can’t use synthetic. You should probably use synthetic if you are driving a newer car.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

2007 Lexus RX350
2010 Lexus ES350

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Use a synthetic

I believe you are in Southern California. Synthetic will be less likely to thin out at higher temps. And your cars are made for it anyway.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 21, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know a lot about oils, but my car is high-mileage and I noticed a clear positive difference when I started using high-mileage oil in my oil changes.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yours are not high mileage, so I don’t know if that helps at all, though.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you plan on trading or selling the car before 120,000 miles

it probably doesn’t make that much of a difference. Especially in bay area driving conditions.

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe calbearjd is in So Cal.

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by Natto on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am…about 25-35% stop and go traffic. 30% city/70% highway

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly it is because of oil leakage through the seal.

Don’t get full synthetic. It doesn’t do that much. 25% synthetic will net you almost all the benefit.

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by jctGamer on Jul 21, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m playing LA Noire, and a surprising amount of that game is spent driving around LA. Like, driving legally around LA.

It’s very, very weird stopping at a stop light in a video game.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what sirens are for? I remember playing Police Quest and just have the sirens on to avoid the speeding/traffic violation trap.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that…

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like using my sirens unless I’m responding to an emergency call. Even with sirens, though, you still have to keep an eye out for jerks who don’t get out of the way.

You can skip the driving altogether by having your partner drive to a set destination, which saves time and trouble, but I think there’s a benefit to actually driving (at the very least, you get some cool cars), and it can be an entertaining diversion.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait until you unlock the level that allows you to signal and gradually change lanes in a courteous manner.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 21, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that is in Canada Noir…

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 21, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Congratulations: You may now take unprotected left turns!”

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking? (not likely)

Bochy the evil genius?

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by bgunn on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Whatever.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, at least the NL won the game. This isn’t quite like when LaRussa held Pujols out “in case we needed him in the eleventh” at the cost of home field advantage.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 21, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

or selected an utility knife to display next to the best knives in the world.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mediocrity!!

That didn’t stop him from choosing them, though, over arms that some believed more deserving – particularly Florida’s Anibal Sanchez, who was 6-2 with 117 strikeouts at the All-Star break.

Lincecum was 7-7 for the Giants.

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by Badly Browned on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

what a whiner.

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by Merope on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most important part about that article

was the ad for the William Shatner movie about all the Star Trek captains.

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by calbearjd on Jul 21, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Lee & Halladay didn't pitch

they would have bitched about that.

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by Tortured on Jul 21, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chop chop

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/7/21/2286892/quick-note-on-cody-ransom

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