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Don't Bring Me Down, Bruce!
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I know that's not actually what they say in the ELO song, but come on, Bruce Jenkins. "Going up there hacking" has not been a fine quality in a baseball player since Al Oliver played 1B for the Giants that one year. Does not make me all that excited to have Jeff Keppinger on the roster, though the alternatives were no better and the price was not high.
