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Giants Trade For Jeff Keppinger

Jeff Keppinger to the Giants for Henry Sosa and Jason Stoffel. Easily the most immediately satisfying trade since Bengie Molina went to the Rangers. But that's a different kind of trade, one that was like Benitez-for-Messenger or Morris-for-anyone. Those were great trades because of who was leaving. But a trade where the Giants intended to acquire an upgrade? This might be my favorite move since ...

... oh, god ...

... since the A.J. Pierzynski deal. That's how long it's been since I've loved an upgrade via trade at first blush. I suppose Fontenot for Evan Crawford was okay on the surface, but it was 2004 the last time the Giants traded for a win-now player, and I thought, "Yes! Instant upgrade!"

Obviously, I was wrong with the Pierzynski deal, and I was way, way wrong in not liking the Javier Lopez and Freddy Sanchez trades. So maybe you should all be afeared that I'm digging this Keppinger deal so much. But the Giants had a huge need in their middle infield. Miguel Tejada> strained something fierce last night, and those old-timers don't heal that well. He was the hottest-hitting middle infielder on the team. Bill Hall> is a shell, Manny Burriss never even had the thing in the shell in the first place, and Brandon Crawford is an extreme glove-only player at this point. Fontenot's alright. That leaves one alright middle infielder.

Keppinger is a high-contact guy -- a slappy guy who usually walks more than he strikes out:

 

                                                                                
Year   Age  Tm   G   PA   AB   H  2B 3B HR RBI SB CS  BB  SO   BA  OBP  SLG  OPS
2004    24 NYM  33  123  116  33   2  0  3   9  2  1   6   7 .284 .317 .379 .696
                                                                                
2006    26 KCR  22   67   60  16   2  0  2   8  0  0   5   6 .267 .323 .400 .723
2007    27 CIN  67  276  241  80  16  2  5  32  2  1  24  12 .332 .400 .477 .877
2008    28 CIN 121  502  459 122  24  2  3  43  3  1  30  24 .266 .310 .346 .657
2009    29 HOU 107  344  305  78  13  3  7  29  0  2  27  33 .256 .320 .387 .707
2010    30 HOU 137  575  514 148  34  1  6  59  4  1  51  36 .288 .351 .393 .744
2011    31 HOU  43  169  163  50   9  0  4  20  0  1   4   7 .307 .320 .436 .755
7 Seasons      530 2056 1858 527 100  8 30 200 11  7 147 125 .284 .337 .395 .731
Provided by Baseball Reference. Generated 7/19/2011.

Without looking, I'll guess that his .337 career OBP is 100 points higher than the next Giant. Maybe 200. As a fielder, it looks like he's in the Fontenot mold of won't kill you at short, but probably a second baseman. Fine. Great. Grand. He's an upgrade. And we don't have to look at Jamey Carroll any more than we need to, either.

Sosa used to be a prospect, but it's been four years since his last statistically impressive season. He started hot in AA this season, but scuffled upon a promotion. Stoffel is a minor-league reliever. Want a minor league reliever? Help yourself. Take a couple. They don't eat much, and they usually clean up after themselves. Take one home for the wife, too.

That isn't a perfect organizational philosophy -- the two best relievers on the team right now are homegrown, after all -- but it's close. Jason Stoffel might end up closing for the Astros, and Keppinger might dissolve into Ricky Ledee and hit .230/.280/.290 for the rest of the year, but the worst-case scenario is an awful stand-alone argument against a trade. Sosa and Stoffel have upside, but it's far enough away that they're exactly the kinds of players the Giants should trade for a fair-not-outstanding player like Keppinger.

Hated the Freddy Sanchez trade. Hated Foppert for Randy Winn. Loved Pierzynski for buncha no-name pitchers. Love the Keppinger trade. That's fair warning.

edit: Also, Brandon Belt was called up and is starting tonight. This day is a lot more interesting than it was an hour ago.

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R U Serious? THE Jeff Keppinger?

What can (Gary) Brown do for you?

by Lyle on Jul 19, 2011 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No, really, please SaberDudes, tell me his xFLAP or PECOTA or something is really, really good.

What can (Gary) Brown do for you?

by Lyle on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career:

wRC+ 94
wOBA .322
ISO .111
Career UZR -16

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAY better than Manny Burriss

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss has a career OBP > SLG by 30 points and they’re both terrible. You’re setting a low bar.

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are the Giants

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Translate that to words?

Is that all average or slightly below?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of that is below average.

In this year’s offensive environment, and the dire need of the Giants, this is hardly a bad trade, though.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better stats this year and he’s a MIF so stats are pretty good.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's spelled MILF

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he would be FILF

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Freemason?
Free Agent?
File Clerk?
Farmer?
Fishmonger?

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by Lyle on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of those

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

His stats this year are basically the same. The run environment this year is weak. Either way, this is pretty good.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can I understand The Good Word, lest some prophet interpret it?

Uh, the minus thingy doesn’t look good. What about the others?

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by Lyle on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense is probably a bit below average. I think that wRC+ is slightly above average for a middle infielder.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s fielded averagely at 2B, not great at SS.

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“not great at SS = Omar next to the carcass of Tejada

Some say that some cannot say because the Stig can make some not say what they want to say and all i want to say is i don't know what the hell i'm trying to say.

by tyrannoman on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not by the numbers. More like virtually indistinguishable fro the corpse of Tejada.

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by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Sample size is really too small to be anything close to definitive, but DRS and UZR agree that he’s clanky as hell as a SS (in about a grand total of one season spread mostly over 2007 and 2008) and a little below average at 2B (in a bit larger sample, mostly from 2010). All of that adds up to -10 at least at SS. Serviceable, I guess, with the guys like Cain and Lincecum who don’t give up a lot of ground balls. But I would probably use Fontenot at SS and Keppinger at 2B if I were going to play them together.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell, I actually do work at work for once and stuff happens?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LIKE LIKE LIKE

or +1, whatever

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by juanboy on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you got that backwards.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

everytime he comes up he strikes out 19 times.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well then, I stand corrected. The most Giants-est player of them all!

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great...

the trade is now doomed. Keppinger will become a cancer in the clubhouse

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

will bat cleanup at some point

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

will play 1st base at some point.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm loving this trade.

Not sure he’s a shortstop though. He would make a really good platoon partner with Fontenot.

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

hard to work a “LOL” into this name

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've got me wrapped around you finger

Do you have to let it Kepplinger…

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by hairball on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

IM AMUSING MYSELF

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STOP THAT

you’ll go blind!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTPAIN!!!

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't totally get how Twitter works, but why did he tweet at himself?
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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

dig it

Id play fontenot at SS and keppinger at 2b every day.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

don't steal my wording

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

or keppinger at SS and Font at 2b. Who would field better at SS?

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Fontenot.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Fontenot is average or a little better at second. Keppinger is a little below average. So unless Keppinger has a much better arm (possible), Grant would be the better choice at SS.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig it.

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

RIP Macho Man

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAAAAAN YOOOOOOU DIG IT?!

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by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

At firstblush, I liked this trade.

My second impression, though,is much fmore of a big “meh”. He’s a slappy middle infielder who can draw a couple walks and fake shortstop well enough to start there in a pinch. Sound familiar?.

He’s not bad, and almost certainly worth what the Giants gave up, but he’s not quite a good enough fit to solve the problem at hand.

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by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

More pop than Fontenot and arb eligible.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot’s career ISO is .033 better.

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by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The current team could use two Fontenots (Fonteni?) though.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

True, but there’s limited value if only one can play at a time (and probably no value if you try to get one of them to play short).

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by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, plus one hits righty, one lefty. Sounds good to me.

by Dan from NM on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Periannath

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 3:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

‘hobbitses’

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 19, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Two Fontenots is better than one Fontenot and one Tejada.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having another Fontenot on the team sounds like a good thing to me.

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

more for our fellowship

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BORK!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Denofria!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Fontenot’s face look so scary? Who’s wearing the helmet?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 19, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

& Belt is back, too

Hooray for Tuesday!

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by juanboy on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I know you think that YOU liking the trade is a bad omen, Grant..

But I like it. And I my opinion is never wrong. ; )

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This was fantastic
Bill Hall is a shell, Manny Burriss never even had the thing in the shell in the first place

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

2013.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this answer.

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

2017

as a Giant

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

The only reason the Giants called up Belt was so that he could be on the active roster for Belt Buckle day.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re just gonna have him walk around the park going “eh? EH? GET IT?”

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! I totally thought this when they’d mention it during the broadcast.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger might dissolve into Ricky Ledee and hit .230/.280/.290 for the rest of the year,

How fucking sad is it that I read this and thought, “Hmm, that’s not so bad.”?

by younghutch on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Still an upgrade

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best thing is that Manny Burriss will probably be limited to pinch running

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bwahaha

and you said Manny would start vs the next lefty!

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best thing is that Manny Burriss will probably be limited to pinch running

In Fresno…

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

stock article

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the obits… he has one for every possible trade

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Gerald Ford dead today…”

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada eaten by wolves

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the reason the site “went down”, to buy Grant more time.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Crawford or Burriss sent down tomorrow? Or is Tejada on the DL?

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Tejada on the DL

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Since there will need to be a corresponding 40 man move, my guess is Tejada goes on DL tomorrow to open a spot on the active roster and Freddy is moved from the 15 day to the 60 day DL to clear up a spot on the 40 man.

by RenoGiantsFan on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds right.

I’m starting to think that we won’t see Freddy until May or June of 2010.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

*2012

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll need a time machine to see him again!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I caught it before you! Neener, neener.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to him this year? FOUR walks in 163 at bats?

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by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 7 strikeouts!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every at bat is a ball in play.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's the anti-PtB

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

An untrue outcomes player

He’s a liar

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by hairball on Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like

Rollins

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by SnowLeopard on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 5 GIDPs!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Low swing through and swing outside of zone rates.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Keppinger’s inability to strike out, he’s the new everyday two-hole guy. Guaranteed.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So he’s basically Freddy Sanchez?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/vomits in wicker trash can under desk

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

like i said in the previous thread but with good shoulders…

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we just take his shoulders and insert them into Freddy then?

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by Badly Browned on Jul 19, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to my theory on Bochy’s theory on two-hole guys, the only thing that matters is Ball in Play Percentage. And Keppinger’s career average is better than any healthy player on the Giants is doing right now.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Fontenot kind of futzes this theory a bit, but every one of the other guys we’ve seen bat second this season have had really high ball-in-play percentages. Even Burriss. In fact, Burriss’s is the second highest on the team after Tejada.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Keppinger’s this year is an atmospheric 91%.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garrett, I totally agree.

What can (Gary) Brown do for you?

by Lyle on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he looks at GIDP rate as well

And Keppinger is (as one would expect from a not particularly fast guy who puts a lot of balls in play) a bit of a liability in that department.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a middle infielder

That already guaranteed he would be batting 2nd.

SCIENCE.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still

Need Moar Batz Plz

I like this one

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe if you said PLOX, but PLZ isn’t going to cut it and it’s too late now.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow times have changed

It wasn’t long ago when Sosa was off limits. Also how long is Keppinger under control for?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

one more arb year.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Sosa on the 40 man?

or does Hinshaw get DFA’d?

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sosa is not on the 40 man roster at SFGiants.com. I believe Freddy Sanchez is still on the 15 day DL though, so this will be an easy move.

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by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, forgot about that.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. He was DFA’d earlier this year.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok cool. thanks.

Kind of funny that the Astros got someone they could have had for free.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

See my comment below.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the trade is more good than bad,

but what becomes of Belt? Off the bench? Or does Boch start him for Huff?
RIght now, there’s no chance the Ross/Torres/Nate outfield is disturbed.

by Lakers1230 on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt’s starting tonight. Hopefully a sign of things to come.

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant!

Maybe there’s hope for this offense after all…

by Lakers1230 on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why I try not to read Hank Schulman for news

The Giants have made two moves to shore up their offense ahead of a tough trip to Philadelphia and Cincinnati. They have acquired infielder Mike Keppinger from the Houston Astros for two minor-league pitchers and summoned first baseman/outfielder Brandon Belt from Triple-A Fresno.

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by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

How's this Mike Keppinger guy?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

5th infielder at best

and still an upgrade.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, Sabes got screwed.

“OK, we’ll give you /grumblemumble Keppinger for your 2 pitchers”.
“Sold!”
/Astros Gm giggles…

by younghutch on Jul 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Made me lol.

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by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Susan, look up some guy named Keplinger. See if we want him.”

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by Lyle on Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bri, there’s this Rudyard Kipling fellow…is that who you meant?”

by younghutch on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youre a better man than I am gunga din

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's probably how it went down.

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by BustaPozee on Jul 19, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is he played winter ball with Pedro Sandoval.

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by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much like Mike Fontenot that they share the name "mike"

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by foothillsfan on Jul 19, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sosa and Stoffel have upside, but it’s far enough away that they’re exactly the kinds of players the Giants should trade for a fair-not-outstanding player like Keppinger.

This is exactly right.

I am pretty sure Sosa was DFA’d to take him off the 40 man at the same time RyRohl was DFA’d, and no one picked him up. ASTRLOLs.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

far enough away like Jupiter?

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trans-Neptunian object.

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Keppinger sounds like Clevinger – any time I can use a Catch-22 reference to refer to a player is a good time.

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/deliberately says something negative about Catch-22 to get you riled up

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bans you with an obscene animated gif

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like my services are needed

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to annotate that book for my summer homework. It’s a terrific book, but I’m not sure how I would go about annotating it.

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird.

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

painting the margins with your brains. its weird, a book I absolutely adored, but I could never finish it for some reason.

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by TexasRanger on Jul 19, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

in my rebel days, that was a rebel book, so I shoplifted it. They didn’t assign stuff like that in my high school

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by foothillsfan on Jul 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOTRAN

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

N'ELTRAN

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 19, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it. Keppinger makes a fine right-handed complement to Fontenot and Crawford, rendering at least two of Tejada/Burriss/Hall superfluous.

by Evan on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta think Hall is done.

and Burriss probably will get sent to Fresno.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any word on other transaction yet?

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by bmett65 on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Darwin Barney scoffs at Keppinger’s OBP.

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by speckops on Jul 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this year is pretty extreme, even for him

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Shawon approves

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most important question

Does Keppinger look like Grant?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

A little bit, actually.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another trade by Sabean that wasn't on the press' radar

he really does keep the ship tight, but how does he keep other teams from talking? Does he warn them to keep their traps shut?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing. I don’t think anyone had even a tiny inkling that this trade was happening.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant clearly did…

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he had this post already prepared?

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger was being discussed

as a likely Sabean target on KNBR over the weekend.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not aware of that. Thanks for the info.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it was pure speculation by the Host (Marty Lurie i think), but a couple of callers went along with it.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a huge fan of Marty’s analysis, but good for him on that one. I never would have guessed.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically some out there KNBR caller

was proposing a trade for Carlos Lee. Marty basically said that it was a terrible idea and offered up Keppinger as a possible target from Houston.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Marty is pretty good

His pre-game keys to watch for very often turn out to be pivotal apspects of the game

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty speaks for 13 hours a day so I presume he has discussed a trade for just about every active player in MLB.

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

discussions by fans are one thing but actually getting a trade done is awesome.

A lot of grip by Braves fans about not picking up Keppinger

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEFF MATHIS IS INTERESTING

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He threatens them. If they speak, they’ll be buried next to Hoffa.

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by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ TONY SOPRANO BREATHING

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “they’ll be buried next to Huff”.

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by drdata24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

-

Fortune favors the lucky.

by BusterHomerun on Jul 20, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

What can (Gary) Brown do for you?

by Lyle on Jul 19, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 3:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Liking this trade even more

Career slash line against LHP: .337/.386/.498

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

19 Ks v. 44 BBs in 604 PAs against LHPs

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, that’s good.

by Evan on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody numbers

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by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz, too.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he rakes lefties. That’s good, because the Giants now have a bunch of lefties swarming the infield.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s HUAC when you need it?

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s worth tolerating the clank-mitt for.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Fontenot and Keppinger as 2012 back up IFs too

Both should be cheap. Keppinger is basically a less expensive DeRosa (plus a wrist)

I have no idea who will be starting at short next year, but I like the idea of Keppinger and Grant backing up him, Panda and hopefully Freddy.

Its funny because f*** the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jul 19, 2011 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If they want to save money

I wouldn’t be all that upset with Crawford, Fontenot, and Keppinger all competing for the starting SS job and as the backup infielders. Assuming Ross is re-signed they could open the season with a lineup of Torres-Sanchez-Sandoval-Posey-Belt-Ross-Schierholtz-Crawford with Whiteside, Huff, Keppinger, Fontenot, and Rowand off the bench. I’d be ok with that.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 19, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s very, very unlikely they re-sign Cody Ross. As much as I like him, I don’t think they should, either.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Unless he wants to sign the Savvy Sabes Special 2-$12M deal I wouldn’t be willing to risk the $8M he’d probably get in arb.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats fine

I wouldnt want to give him a long term contract anyway. That leaves Huff or a Huff/Rowand platoon for LF and the team signs another OF or gives Neal/Ford a chance to win a job.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 20, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neal better get a shot next season.

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy rarely strikes out

And from what I’m hearing does work against LHP. Kind of digging this trade.

Also Belt starting today? Glad Huff is getting a needed break.

by AwkwardBoner on Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff shouldn't need a break

All-Star break was just a week ago and he took off a day early.

by JoeBu Needs a Refill on Jul 19, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASG Break . . .

. . .was really only two days because of the Wednesday workout. Have you seen how many innings Huff has been in this season? It’s something astounding (BBref shows the Giants’ pitching staff with 883.1 IP and Huff’s positional innings as adding to 897.1, which is bizarre); he’s had basically one day off and two days as a DH. Couple that with back and/or leg problems, and Albert Pujols would need a rest.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides, all you need to do is sneeze wrong and you can mess up your back.

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff's more inning than the pitchers

could be attributed to having to play the top of the ninth but us not having to pitch the bottom of the ninth due to us being ahead…

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Jul 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeh, that occurred to me after I hit POST.

But well done, that man.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I was just at the photocopier listening to Mike Murphy interview Jeff Passan wherein Passan was talking about the Giants getting Reyes, and I come back to this.

I love it. Giants gave up practically nothing and this guy will certainly help. Even better, BELT!!

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff passan was at your photocopier?

You should’ve attacked him with a pie and declared yourself a psychotic Giants fan.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I know, wtf? We’re all evil now? He basically said we’re Raiders fans.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evan Crawford! Totally forgot about him. Hows he doing this yr?

.334 avg in A+, 21 2B, 23 Sb to 5 CS, in 326 Abs

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by kvdp12 on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Not bad….in A ball.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I’m shocked. That’s a great stat line for Crawford. The FSL is a pitcher’s league, so you have to give him even more points for that. I really didn’t think he was much of a prospect in the Giants system.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that one might come back to bite us

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 19, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Gary Brown pretty much, yeah? Well he has 20 points of BA on Brown, but Brown has almost 2x the steals

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he has Browns D, and he has a crappy BB/SO ratio

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I like Brown a lot more

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I never thought he was supposed to be much of a prospect at all. At 22, he’s a little old for the league, but it’s not egregious. I’m assuming a promotion will be coming pretty soon. It’ll be interesting to see how he does for the Smokies.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't sure how to react
hankschulman Henry Schulman
I asked Affeldt if Kepp was a good hitter. He said of former Reds mate, “Yes, and a smart hitter. Rakes lefties. Except me, of course.”
25 minutes ago

by Hyoton on Jul 19, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t strike out!

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true!

0-2 vs Affeldt lifetime. But 5-11 vs Zito.

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by yoyomonster on Jul 19, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SABEAN DID SOMETHING?!

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by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BAGGS:
Freddy Sanchez moved to 60-day DL to create 40-man spot for Keppinger. Giants don’t have to make 25-man space for him till he arrives tmrw

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

On the money

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill…Manny has vroom

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree.

At least Burriss is able to pinch run and get those valuable bases in the late innings if need be.

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by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Hall is a better hitter and a better defender.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you forgetting all those Bill Hall errors and botched plays?

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by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small. Sample. Size.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston had a large enough sample size to DFA him in favor of Keppinger.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, because that’s not the choice here.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He bobbled a ball here in Houston to load the bases on 2 outs

Next pitch was a grand slam. Go figure…

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by BustaPozee on Jul 19, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually . . .

.. . Keppinger is the better hitter, but by so small a margin that they’re virtualy equal. I am not positive about defense, but I do believe Hall is considered a bit better than Keppinger at all positions they play. Keppinger is really, all in all, a one-up replacement for Hall, which will be interesting when Hall comes off the DL.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Burriss stays?

Seems unlikely. If it does happen, it is just sheerly stupid.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Thus far" is 41 PA.

But it would be so very Bochean to use that as the basis for an evaluation.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If . . .

. . .one includes anything but his SF time, what is the justification for not including all else?

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Burriss is so much crap. Just shows how far Bill Hall has fallen.

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill is on the DL, getting rid of him does nothing. Manny will probably be sent to AAA.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Tejada to DL, if the injury’s that bad.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll make us happier.

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2011 Season

I can’t keep track of which Giants are on which DL anymore

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

They can’t DFA Hall while he’s on the DL, so this isn’t even in the conversation until he is eligible to come off the DL.

by RenoGiantsFan on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize it was illegal, but even if it was legal, it would make no sense.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez moved to the 60 Day

Giants won’t make 25 man roster space move until tommorow.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda has been mashing

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and I want it to continue.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't list him or Cody because they're hitting as expected

Nate and Eli are the ones whose numbers seem more suspect (knock on wood)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G is saying that they’re checking out Tejada right now. If they decide to DL him, Hector Sanchez will be on the bench tonight.

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by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes sense, since they have a while until they can activate Keppinger.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto calls Keppinger Hall 2.0

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray Ratto is not thin

Its funny because f*** the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

kjhj

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by Juan Primo on Jul 19, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s talking about Mike Keppinger

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

hopefully Mike Keppinger can perform better than Mike Zito and Mike Tejada.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can dig it.

But seriously: Ray Ratto hates sports.

11/1/2010

by HughG16 on Jul 19, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto does not seem to know much about baseball. (Or hockey for that matter, but that gripe belongs on FtF).

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean this is not good analysis?

Sharks win game 1: This is the year Sharks win it all
Sharks loses next game: Sharks are the worst hockey team in the history of NHL

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And sadly this is not hyperbole.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with that?

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even someone of his limited reasoning capability should realize if that was true the Astros would have flat out released him, as they did Hall.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is exactly correct.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, but I wager

that Ratto said it in a very funny tone of voice. It’s all in the delivery.

Hitting 74 on the radar gun but hitting my spots.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Jul 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Downs wasn't available?

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by bigboneded on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

on the paternity leave list

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S

..the guy we should have gotten.

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that should be saved like the Dave Cameron Rockies’ thing, and thrown in their face every time Brandon Belt knocks them around. Believe me, that will happen plenty.

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by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure Belt is crying. All the way to the big leagues!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF are these douchebags so goddamn cocky about??

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

we'll remember this
hahaha the giants are nuts
so the reward for the 5 strikeout game is a start the next day.

by Lakers1230 on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Aces pitching gave Belt a taste of what life in the NL West is going to be like,

No they didn’t, because people can hit home runs in the PCL

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

alt answer

No they didn’t because he won’t have to face Giants pitchers

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The correct response.

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by speckops on Jul 19, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
hahaha the giants are nuts so the reward for the 5 strikeout game is a start the next day.

 
and

The Giants offense is so bad, a 5 K game is an improvement.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

cough 3.5 games behind cough

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We say stuff like that all the time, to be fair.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we say it with love!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus TGWTWS

They have no such right.

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by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mean...

NEEDZ MOAR FANG?

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this our new “bitch about another team’s blog members” rivalry? I can’t say I’m thrilled at the idea.

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by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, i just googled news on Brandon Belt and this made LOL when I saw the headline

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, never stopped bitching about DRaysBay.

LOL WHY IS THERE A D IN THE NAME OF THE SITE LOL SO DUMB LOL

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by groug on Jul 19, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Danny Knobler of CBS Sports, this will not affect the Giants’ pursuit of Carlos Beltran.

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by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL is that a real name

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Greant Brisbee a real name?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. It's Cylon for Number Eleven

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by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do I find the Six blog?

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gock Knobler

AMIRITE?

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by camwoody on Jul 19, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guck Knobblock

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna act real surprised when Beltran is a Giant!

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants still have to be long shots for Beltran though. As mentioned before, the Mets want a top prospect and are willing to eat salary while the Giants would prefer giving them prospects like the ones they just sent Houston.

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by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets are pretty much kidding themselves if they think they’re getting a top prospect for a rental.

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I thought no compensation pick either.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except Beltran has a no-trade clause and will not be going to fringe contenders.

Tigers, Giants, Phillies, and Braves are the leading contender. I find it really hard to believe that Mets will trade him to a NL East team.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes...

and Philly and Detroit are really bad places to live…

by haemaker on Jul 19, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Philly would be fine

dude is on the Mets.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I expect.

If the Giants have salary flexibility and get another bat for not that much in prospect talent, they will have had a tremendously succesful July.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t understand where Beltran fits. Schierholtz and Ross need to continue to play, obviously. So I guess Torres gets demoted to 4th OF and Ross plays CF, and I suppose even if Torres were to de-bad that would be an improvement, but a pretty marginal one. I suppose it comes down to whether you have faith that Torres can turn it around, and I kind of do, so I’m not really wild about the whole Beltran thing unless it doesn’t cost real prospects.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

they really need help in the infield and catcher more than they do in the outfield

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But . . . but . . . but . . . !

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran is better than both Schierholtz and Ross. I don’t see the problem here.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 19, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better, yes--but how MUCH better?

Remember that pretty awful to awfully good is typically worth maybe three wins a year. Then remember that neither Ross nor Schierholtz is pretty awful. Then remember that we are speaking of maybe 40% of a season, maybe less. It comes out, when we DTM, to maybe 4 or 5 extra runs, which is about half of a win’s worth.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, the Giants won’t be trading for a player to get them 0.6 wins. They would be trading for a player that makes them better, deeper, and more versatile in the stretch run and the playoffs.

I’m confident that the Giants will make the playoffs with this lineup, but would love for them to add a switch hitting bat with some pop for the stretch run and the tough pitching of the top NL teams in the playoffs.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be an improvement, but a pretty marginal one.

As I said, if it doesn’t cost good prospects, sure. But the upgrade of Beltran over any of the current Ross/Schierholtz/Torres group just doesn’t seem that big.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something random I just remembered, when the Giants acquired Fontenot last year I put as my FB status.

mike fontenot means the giants are world series bound this year
August 11, 2010 at 4:46pm

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Did u mean it

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

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OF COURSE I MEANT IT. But it was mostly as a joke. BUT IT HAPPENED DAMMIT.

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear for Brandon!

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by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUSAN, GET THOSE GATES INSTALLED IN THE BATTERS BOX!

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whoa, he really IS the other-handed Fontenot

Adjust for Keppinger’s MLB career starting a year later, and they’re practically identical.

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by hairball on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It's like

Pippin and Merry!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Keppinger a hobbit, too?

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BR has him at 6 ft 185/Fontenot is 5’8" 165.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, seeing as Frodo is actually about 5’5", that makes Keppinger about 5’9".

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

height with cleats

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

At a minor league game a few weeks ago, I was making jokes about a player who looked absolutely shrimpy next to the other players, and then found out his listed height was the same as mine. Either I’m a shrimp, too, or those lists are less than truthful.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Professional athletes lying about their height? NO!

Yes, most players add 1-2 inches to their height.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not basketball players…

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not. But hockey, football, and baseball players do, at least when they are on the shorter end. The actually tall guys generally don’t feel the need to.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was actually chasm. Barkley was listed at 6’6"…he was nowhere near that

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It even works the other way. Apparently Bill Walton is 7’0" but insisted on being listed as 6’11" because he thought it was weird to be a seven-footer or something.

by non sequitur on Jul 19, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t want the added pressure of being a seven footer.

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garnett was actually announced as 6’12" for a while in Minnesota because he didn’t want to be 7’ and thus moved to center.

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 19, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be afraid, be very fucking afraid.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was, in fact, surprised.

by Brannigan's Law on Jul 19, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and terrified.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad trade

Keppinger is from Miami. Just say no to SoFla.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Er, Texas and Santa Cruz… They just went to school in Miami.

by haemaker on Jul 19, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He' from Ben Lomond, actually.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Boulder Creek?

by QuakeFan on Jul 19, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I think you’re right.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it was Scotts Valley

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s bad?

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Carlton is a Bad Mama Jama

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was kidding ...

But there is that guy who ran into a catcher …

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff from Texas, played for Miami U

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete Rose is from Cincinnati.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

talk about heart failure...

when this tab is closed it reads “Giants Trade for Jeff Ke…” And I’m thinking “Man Sabean’s realllly getting desperate!”

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff King?

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Spelling failure

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Keng?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's sad

But it’s still a good save

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by hairball on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would take Jeff Kent and Barry Bonds hitting 4 and 5 in this lineup.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the lineup today

Torres cf
Fontenot 2b
Sandoval 3b
Schierholtz rf
Ross lf
Belt 1b
Crawford ss
Whiteside c
Bumgarner p

by Josh L on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If Posey were in that lineup, it would actually look impressive.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me sad to think

about what this year would have been if we had good Panda and Posey in the lineup at the same time.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we have Keppinger!

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Scotch

Scotch is your friend.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go through a lot of friends when the G’s are at home.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The optimized lineup:

Torres
Sanchez
Sandoval
Posey
Ross
Belt
Keppinger
Schierholtz

????

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like Fontenot over Keppinger against righties. Also Sanchez shouldn’t bat second. I would also play Burrell over Ross and Schierholtz in rotation. I also don’t think it’s time to give up on Huff yet.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should’ve picked a theme. I was definitely letting Bochy’s pattern(s) influence this construction. I don’t like batting Posey second.

Also, this lineup assumes Ross is on the team next year, which I think would be 1) wrong and 2) not likely to happen anyway.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely right. Sorry for nitpicking.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhh

It’s a secret lineup.

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best lineup in a month.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

6 of those 8 were not regular starters in the WS

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say 5

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just looked. I remember him playing more than one game…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t even play in that game. He was announced, but then swapped out for a pinch-hitter.

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, weird. I remember him playing for some reason..

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he saw the field much after he didn’t catch that pop-up in the NLDS.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he started a couple games against the Phillies.

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by groug on Jul 19, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he seems to have started games 1 and 2, and then more or less disappeared.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not look, but recall Uribe and Edgar starting most of the games at 3b/ss

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this would mean...

oh, nothing.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

just that this team resembles last year’s team not much…

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, at the beginning of the season, the consensus seemed to be that the Giants were pretty much sticking with the same team they had last year, and hoping that everyone would keep producing. Best laid plans etc, I suppose…

by Monsanto on Jul 19, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ed Wade: “No relief pitcher in that trade? Are you NUTS?”

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also

I read Dave Cameron yesterday I am suspect of acquiring SP from you guys

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGOMGOMG

I actually like this lineup. Man, I hope those friends who threatened to come over have too much fun at the boardwalk and blow us off.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That IS too much fun!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rubby will throw a no-hitter.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

There is really nothing to not like about this trade.

Sabes got r done, dagnabbit.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Our 3rd baseman bats 3rd.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our 4th basemen bats fourth

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right fielder

bats right. It’s all logic.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go after

yes…get …don’t know

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they are still asking for a top prospect HELL NO.

If we can pay his remaining salary and give them Conor Gillaspie I would be all for it.

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

We were never getting Beltran.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

But they’re not done shopping yet.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets want a prospect and have said they will pay as much as 100% of the remaining money

to get a good prospect. I think the teams who are in contention for him, would prefer to pay the money. If this remains to be the case, they might still get him for a non-Belt-Wheeler-Brown prospect, in which case I would be all for it. However, gettting Keppinger and wearing my SSS glasses while watching Nate/Ross/Torres lately, I am less amorous of Beltran.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not getting that demand with Beltran’s no trade clause

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets never said that they would pay his salary for prospects. That was reported as an unsourced story. So far it can only be treated as rumor. This time of year the rumors and lies fly fast and furious in the media.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The $$ for prospects seems to make sense

because I’m sure they can rationalize it as "Well, we would pay at least $6 million to sign two top prospects anyway).

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that it won’t turn out to be true – just that people shouldn’t be stating it as a known fact. Really, what the Mets end up getting for Beltran is all going to depend on how many suitors they have and whether Beltran will approve the trade. If they wait too long and ask too much the competing teams will go in a different directions and they’ll not end up with much. They’re walking a fine line in the next 7-10 days.
 
As for Beltran, I can’t see him approving to go to the AL (changing leagues can be a bitch) unless it’s to a team with a really good chance of winning it all – that pretty much means Boston, Texas, or Yankees. I can’t see him wanting to go to any NL team unless it’s too a comfortable situation and/or a team that has a really good chance to win it all – that pretty much means SF, Atlanta, or Philly. I think those are the 6 possible teams. I don’t think the Yankees will want him – they’ll go after pitching – so that leaves SF and 4 other teams.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a three-way trade?

Giants get Beltran, gives up cash.
Mets give up Beltran, eats salary and gets prospects.
Third team (rebuilding, cash-poor) gives up prospects for cash.

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by yoyomonster on Jul 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t hold your breath. Has Sabes ever done a 3-team trade in his life? He often has trouble enough just getting the regular trades done.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/exhales.

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by yoyomonster on Jul 19, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty ok with this trade

Sad to lose Stoffel, but not really that sad. If Belt is up, he better be starting 5+ days a week.

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by marcello on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

We’ll see. I want to know what made Keppinger sub-replacement level for two years in the middle of what should have been his peak. I also want to be assured that it will not happen again.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s just that if he gets cold, there’s no way for him to get on base. A bad year becomes spectacularly awful very fast with these types of players.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

always raked against LHP so great with Fontenot

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, Fontenot has a pretty wide platoon split.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand . . .

. . . informed opinion seems to be that platoon differential is fairly similar from batter to batter, and apparent variations—larger or smaller—are typically either SSS or the result of using the man as if his differential were a major handicap (if you don’t see much X-side pitching, you lose your natural ability to hit it). LHBs are the most frequent victims of that literally self-fulfilling prophecy.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Henry Same Ol Shit

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh

2010 World Series Champions!
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Making a sign for tonight's game

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by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 19, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta work Delaware in there too

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Selig

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Los Angeles Dodgers of Selig’s Dime

by justhangin on Jul 19, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud’s Bums

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger Weed ?

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things the Dodgers are unlikely to make this year:
1) World Series
2) Playoffs
3) Payroll

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Crazy Bud’s Used Ballplayers

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

'YOU SUCK"

Put that on the sign.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANKRUPT!
and not just Morally!

by haemaker on Jul 19, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawfish Boxes is pretty funny
I’m pretty dissatisfied with this trade. Unless you guys can tell me that these are actually two pretty good prospects just having down years, I’m just gonna chalk this up as another Ed Wade trade.
Yeah this is pretty dumb and unimpressive.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That seems about right, though there is a chance Sosa or Stoffel finds himself. Not a high chance, but a chance.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if they find each other?

That would be adorable.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll have to do it across the AA/AAA barrier

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And being in Texas

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

only two things come from Texas.

by haemaker on Jul 19, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Toast

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2. Tea

What can (Gary) Brown do for you?

by Lyle on Jul 20, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't Sosa . . .

. . . supposed to have been taking some steps on the raod to recovery as a prospect? Not sure, but seem to vaguely recall hearing that.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astros should just have a masive fire sale

get rid of everybody in that lineup except for Pence and rebuild.

Hell i would take JA Happ for AAA depth.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

J.A. Happ was who they got for Roy Oswalt.

Along with Brett Wallace.

Wandy Rodriguez and their bullpen crap should be available very soon, though. Carlos Lee and Michael Bourn as well.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course they are. These are the guys that thought it was entirely natural to get Zack Wheeler + Surkamp + Brown for Bourn.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran at it again

after missing three games with the flu, he steps up and hits his league leading 29th double of the year. He’s now 21 for 38 lifetime against Kyle Lohse.

Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.

by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF. 21 for 38? Christ.

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats just rude at a certain point

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 19, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB ERA

part deux

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppy!

I love this guy. but he’s not an all-star or stud of any sort.

Also, sorry to see Stoffel go. I always rated him higher than most around here. I think the Astros got a future short reliever and potential closer which isn’t a bad haul for them. On the other hand, I gave up on Henry Sosa a long time ago. He was doing better this year, but I’m still not a believer. too fragile.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants have scout tonight at Yankees-Rays game

according to Ken Davidoff of NY Newsday. Scouting BJ Upton?

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by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum, Cain, Wheeler, Belt, and Brown for Jeter?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth it. We need a Captain!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR INTANGIBLES

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about this while watching the Rays/Red Sox game

If the Giants had a captain, who would it be? I’d say Cain.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Daddy Captain Cain.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the players rep, so they clearly view him as some sort of leader.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I want to see Brian Wilson as captain if only because it might result in him wearing an eyepatch and pirate hat.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 19, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nads

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENGIE

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Jul 19, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Posey.

ESPN will think its the Trade of the Century for the Giants. How can we lose if we have Jeter!

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by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That won't cover it. Jeter is priceless.

These jokers in San Francisco are so low rent, not even the enormous fellow from that now-infamous Yankees-Rangers .gif would shout “FUCK YOOZ” at them.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT R DEY SMOIKIN OUT IN FRISCO???

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S NOT TOBACCO…

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

tthere' smoking weed!

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you consider he makes less than Barry Zito

hmmmm

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like Upton but not while we have Torres. It’s weird.

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fapped.

But the Rays would probably ask for (and receive) some really over-the-top haul.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depending on the price he may be a very good pickup.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not that crazy about 25% K rates

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a difficult time seeing Sabean getting a good deal from the Rays’ front office.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BURRELL!

Maybe they are going to DFA Upton?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants don't need BJ Upton.

Maybe they are scouting one of Tampa’s MI

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not with Keppinger riding to the rescue!

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

elliot johnson lol.

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re like pizza, even a bad one is pretty good.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to disagree on your pizza hypothesis.

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by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So when there’s Straw Table in the break room you dont grab a slice?

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interchangeable bad pizzas are interchangeable.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop dodging the question!

Do you accept the blowjob in the beak room or not?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

That wasn’t the question?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beak room? I’d have to call fowl on that.

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be chicken.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ducks

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did you duck?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sticks in my caw

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been to Straw Hat, but would I be correct in my assumption that they don’t sell ribeyes?

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rememeber school lunch pizza, pre-reformulate dominoes.

Actually, new Dominoes isn’t all that hot either.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costco for value

Papa Murphy for combination of value and bulk

Best tasting…probably Zachary’s or Giordano

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Berkeley blasphemy, but Zachary’s is too Chicago-deep-dish for me. I prefer NY-style pizzas.

For price/ease of ordering (delivery + online ordering) I like the new Dominos pizzas with the Garlicy crust.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try Arnell’s Pizza.

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by yoyomonster on Jul 19, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that our scout Sweet Lou?

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Joyce?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joyce DeWitt?

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeWitt Clinton?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Blake?

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Griffin Dunne?

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irene Dunne ?

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Irene Cara?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players I would like to hear the Giants are scouting (even if acquiring is mostly just a pipe dream):

  • Ben Zobrist
  • Matthew Joyce
  • Nick Swisher

Players I suspect are actually being scouted:

  • Johnny Damon
  • Sean Rodriguez
  • Felipe Lopez
  • Francisco Cervelli
  • Jorge Posada
  • Eric Chavez

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Chavez

Because getting old, broken A’s players has worked so well for us in the past.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We needed Mark Ellis

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

::sigh::

That was a wiff by the FO. Or at least looks like it so far.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is he in the field these days?

by justhangin on Jul 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

-1.3 UZR

Not great. 0.8 WAR. Also, not great.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Johnny Disaster?

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me make you an omelet, baby bro…

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this made me laugh

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand?

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that would be a catastrophe.

WHAT ABOUT JOHNNY CATASTROPHE??

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I think that’s Johnny’s dad.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU ALL

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to have an Auntie Epitome.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Tragedy is his dead.

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Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jul 19, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i gotta think it's

Kelly Soppach

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe its insane, but I have a feeling that BJ Upton would just go pyscho on the national league if he came here.

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 19, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t teams have scouts at all the games?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

advance scouting

for World Series

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Obligatory rage

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jul 19, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Mysterious.

What are they supposed to be improving on? Keppinger seems to be Bill Hall in disguise.

Player          Career TOP        Handedness         Age
Fontenot 754 L 30
Keppinger 733 R 31
Hall 715 R 31
Crawford 446 L 24
Burriss 516 S 26
If they’re replacing Burriss, hooray; otherwise, it’s pointless. And if they are just replacing Burriss, excuse me while I whoop with unexcitement. They can’t be replacing Tejada, though they might now DL him. But, again, all in all pretty much a sideways move.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/lowers head and kicks a pebble while walking away

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sure seems like it doesn’t really weight recent performance that much. Aaron Rowand over Freddy Sanchez, Miguel Tejada over Cody Ross …

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owlcroft doesn’t believe in weighting recent performance.

At least that what he claimed when we were arguing about Huff and Burrell last season. He can correct me if I’m misrepresenting him.

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by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that is, strange

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by TexasRanger on Jul 19, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Explaining why will take a couple of paragraphs.

It gets into the hotly contested arena of “peak-performance age”, in which the main contenders have been, in the black trunks, J. C. Burroughs of Sabernomics, and in the white trunks with the purple stripe, MGL of The Book. The point relevant here is that (as best I understand it—I didn’t really bother with it much) the better a player is, the later his peak-performance age; if you graph players with at least 10 years’ play time and 5000 PAs, the way the average age-effect curve for those guys looks—with its relatively late peak, 29 or 30 or so—the average player of that type is actually under-represented by his career stats till about age 35. That is, his actual ability at any age below 35 (and, again, this is the average player of that type) is higher than his cumulative stat line.

Now for lesser players, the peak age is earlier, so decline sets in sooner (plus they seem to have a much faster up-front rise to peak, while the late-peaking players are slower to max up), so that the age at which their career line stops under-stating them will be rather lower. I just haven’t looked at the graphs for that, so I don’t know what that age is, but even if it’s 31 or so, all the guys we are talking about here will still be well represented by the career line.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but,
his actual ability at any age below 35 (and, again, this is the average player of that type) is higher than his cumulative stat line.

This seems to say that a guy always gets better and better until he reaches 35.(If he’s “of that type.”) Or that his stats will always underestimate him until he starts to suck. Either way, this makes no sense whatsoever.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It means that the lower performance of his pre-peak seasons serves to lower his career averages.

To make a simple example, here’s an imaginary player’s age 23 through 30 seasons in OPS

.700, .750, .800, .850, .900, .900, .900, .900.

Now you’d expect his age 31 season to be close to a 900 OPS, maybe lowered a bit (but only a bit) for aging, but his career average is only .829. So after a player peaks, it can take several years for his true talent to converge with his career average.

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by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, that makes sense, thank you.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hall's had one decent season in the last five

Keppinger has had three decent season in the last five

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by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

mashing of LHPs

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure you have plenty of liquid?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Bill Hall didn’t turn out to be Bill Hall, so if Keppinger is the Bill Hall the Giants hoped to acquire all along, isn’t this a good thing?

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Hall only has 41 PA with the Giants

I think it’s hard to say he turned out to be anything, at this point.

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by TGOH on Jul 19, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was sub-terrible even before he got off the couch to join our band of can’t-hits.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s already been cut.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, simple as that. Hall was a reasonable gamble, but he didn’t look in any way like a major-league player while he was here. Same for Mark DeRosa, for that matter. Sooner or later, they’ll latch onto one of these guys who’s in game shape at the moment.

by Evan on Jul 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hall was exactly 3 hits under . . .

. . . just what would be expected of him from his career line, and his BABIP was quite low. Set his BABIP to his career level and it produces (quite exactly) those missing 3 hits. So I would not rush to the judgement that he was all washed up. He did make some weak outs, but he also made some loud ones; three of those could easily have gone for hits, and that only makes his BABIP normal.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How exactly do you measure TOP? (I know you’ve probably said this a billion times…so if you have a link to a description..)

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by seaborn on Jul 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The details are hairy. Wall o' words follows.

The general idea is simple, and quite old (at least back to Earnshaw Cook in the early 60s, and Branch Rickey’s famous 1950 “Baseball Equation” shows a lot of similarities): the probability of two independent events both occurring is the product of the individual probability of each. The probability that a given batter will become a run is the probability of his getting on base times the probability of his being advanced to home. That first is the OBP adjusted for average chance of being thrown out on the bases; the identity of the second is where various formulations mostly differ, but total bases dominates it (though better results come from weighing XBH by something different from their simple base count—a triple is not worth exatly 1.5 times what a double is).

That reckoned, you then need to multiply by plate appearances, to convert the per-batter probability to actual runs. In doing this, one must reckon (which many early formulas did not) that OBP has a “compound interest” effect on scoring, because by increasing it you not only increase a given batter’s chances of becoming a run, you increase the number of players who will come to the plate to have that chance.

Beyond those basics, there is a lot of empirical fine-tuning of constants, which is basically determining the relative weights of the various events (from doubles to walks to steals to GIDP).

You can see some further discussion and results (not updated to the latest, best-constants version) here.

(Please, no one nitpick the thing on the basis of that very abbreviated, simplified presentation. The bottom line is that it is the most accurate.)

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Does TOP accoutn for GIDP

Because Keppinger does it, alot.

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by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a rating for individuals, no . . .

. . . because (like RBIs) so much depends on opportunities. When using the equation to calculate actual performance (usually at the team level), it is included. The TOP I calculate for individual players also sets SB, CS, and SH to zero, because those are so largely controlled by managerial tendencies (and have little effect anyway).

As Bill James demonstrated long ago, the vast majority of run-scoring effect can be captured with just AB, H, TB, and BB. The old original Runs Created thing has an average accuracy, on the team level, of something a bit over 3%; the very best modern equations, with all the bells rung and whistles blown, are a bit over 2%.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude
TdaddyNeal Thomas Neal
Today has been one of the longest days ever …. No broken hamate bone Tho Thank you Lord.
16 minutes ago

Stop getting (potentially?) injured!!!

by Hyoton on Jul 19, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TdaddyHeal

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just said 7-12 days he’s out.

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by jobrien9 on Jul 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s never good.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

but hamate bone...

you get stronger without them. did you not see the panda bomb last night?

by Brannigan's Law on Jul 19, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was wondering why he was AZ bound

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should surgically remove the hamate bone of all players as soon as we sign them

pre-emptive attack against the Hamate Gremlins and their ilk!

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmm ribs….

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and appendices. Torres, Dunn, etc.

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by yoyomonster on Jul 19, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A jest, but sometimes one wonders . . . .

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly, other than "well, it IS still surgery"

I haven’t seen anything written that goes against the playful notion of mandating Tommy John surgery for all pitchers.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

z, z, z,....

nothing. Come on dudes!

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

zito skipped.

hankschulman Zito being skipped. Cain, Vogelsong, Bumgarner to face MIL.

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by jobrien9 on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Good.

The org is very smart today.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of news coming out of the front office

Lots of dead wood sweating it out right now.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s that darn heat wave gripping the Midwest.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ Aubrey Huff dabs his brow

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s busy making an Aaron Rowand Welcome Basket for Keppinger. It consists of 13 pounds of individually-wrapped Slim Jims, three 8×10 autographed photos of Rowand, black-and-orange Mary Jane candies and a used copy of Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska LP.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Jeff

There’s this batting stance you should try!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poopin' and Waggin'

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was there any way to avoid Zito vs. Philly?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone should write a guidebook. “Avoiding Barry Zito.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calling it now...

Jeff Keppinger will hit .359/.391/.680 the rest of the way with 14 HRs in 247 PAs.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

But will he be classy?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can only hope!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, may Jeff Kepp turn out to be Jeff Kent

by justhangin on Jul 19, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Keng.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what really impressed me when I was a kid? When got Jeff King’s baseball card and saw he had 98 RBIs and only 9 HRs. I figured it was possible, but just seemed so unlikely.

Then I looked at Baseball-reference just now and saw he spent most of the year hitting CLEANUP (with a .406 SLG!), and Orlando Merced and Jay Bell getting on in front of him – hence the RBIs. Man, the Pirates team got screwed after Bonds left.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could call Kent a lot of things, but I don’t know that “classy” springs readily to mind.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I was a kid, I heard people mention Kent's "Porn Stache"

I thought they meant “porn stash”, as in he had a bunch of dirty magazines in his locker.

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Hideki Matsui’s territory.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TLOLronto

They have given up 5 runs to the lowly Mariners in 1.1 innings.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You can’t stop LF Greg Halman. You can only hope to contain him. (He’s a honkballer!)

by non sequitur on Jul 19, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 19, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The storyline for LA Noire was extremely disappointing.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have only gotten 2 discs in…

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

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by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 19, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m playing LA Noire now. Seems a little rigid, not enough free roaming or selection of the crimes you want/

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you get sushi and not pay?

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

still toying with la noire

but not all that enthusiastic about it. prefer heavy rain, 10 times over.

by Brannigan's Law on Jul 19, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Belt up because Huff has tight Lower back. Grinding hard and Bochy wants to give him a few days.
47 seconds ago

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

veteran out-excuse

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is grinding Bochy?

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t see nothin’ wrong
with a lil’ Huff n’ gri-ind”

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s grinding thru the .230s about to break into the .220s

by justhangin on Jul 19, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff wants to make sure he’s one of the first 20,000 Giants on the DL so he gets the free bobblehead.

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by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every starter to the Dl at least once…

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't anyone else see Huff grab at his hamstring on that stretch at first last night?

I can well believe he’s got some back and hammy problems. But surely they said Belt wasn’t going back once he got called up again so there must be more moves in the imminent future,

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sciatic nerve runs down the back of the leg – when I’m getting nerve pain it often manifests itself in the hamstring area.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if this has been a problem for, like, the entire season. I really want to understand how Huff could have gotten so terrible so quickly.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thee and me, my friend.

I wonder if he hasn’t had something he hasn’t wanted to disclose, till it became a thing he could not continue to hide.

All speculation, but provocative.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder this about Wilson, as well.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are times when it seems his oblique still bothers him. I feel like I catch him doing that little half “my side feels tight” bend before he comes set.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would make a whole lot of sense.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger= Type A

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

GAH I forgot that Reyes was activated today. Sitting on my Pokemon bench. :(

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

If he steals a base, we can call him Kleptinger.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2011 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking at his numbers, not likely.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he carries our luggage, we could call him Schleppinger.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he brings the tonic water we’ll call him Schweppinger

by younghutch on Jul 20, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Zito will start in Philly.

by surewhynot on Jul 19, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I know what game(s) I definitely *won't* be watching.

That Phillies series is going to be an embarrassing mess. Massacre will be the polite word.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here—I’m busy that day. What day is it?

(JK Zeets, I got your back)

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect a white flag lineup

Just to make it more hilarious, I hope it is against Lee or Halladay. It is not like we were going to beat them anyway.*

*offer does not extend to playoffs.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Sabes will have Beltran by then and Beltran will hit 10 homeruns.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

21-11

Pablo goes 1-4 with a dinger.

by Drug Runner SF on Jul 19, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY PABLO WILL HIT NONE

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll get plunked and GIDP mostly.

The Phillies are going to absolutely obliterate the Giants. It won’t be fair. It won’t be funny. But it will persist for 27 innings, so it will eventually come back around to being funny.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liar.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect

As spoken in “White Men Can’t Jump”:
“Go ahead Philly, you can pick our starting pitcher.”
“Give them the chump!”.

by Drug Runner SF on Jul 19, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean play baseball?

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LOL

A game I can skip!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the over/under on runs scored that day? I take the over!

And i know Bochy is thinking that Zeets will do well against their heavily LH lineup.

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies have Worley, Hamels, and Kendrick slotted against the Giants.

Which sucks, because Bochy won’t reap the benefits of overworking Halladay and Lee in the All-Star Game.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who will Zito be facing?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, If that’s the lineup, I’d say Boch is reaping the rewards of the lineup

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

zactly.

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by yoyomonster on Jul 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be good Zito. Or at least good Zito followed by cough one up badly Zito vs. coughing one up all the time Zito

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're worried about liking the trade?

I think the Giants should win the rest of their games this season after this.

by TortureOpp on Jul 19, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the deal with Ford?

Haven’t heard an injury update for a long time…much prefer him as a pinch runner over Manny B.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The Ford is broken down obviously.

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Found On Road Dead

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 19, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

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Friend Of Repair Dude

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Fix It Again Tony"

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 19, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

this might be the most overwhelmingly positive trade reaction I’ve ever seen, and I’m on board. Potential set up men, we’ve got six. Latin americans with great arms that fizzled away, take your pick! Keppinger is a solid ballplayer, thats the best I can say about him, and its all they need.

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You want Thing-a-mabobs?

I’ve got twenty!

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as thing-a-maboobs

and was going to argue that you had 2

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But who cares? No big deal.

I want moooooooooooooooooore

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donnie Moore?

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by yoyomonster on Jul 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

this might be the most overwhelmingly positive trade reaction I’ve ever seen

Well, if every trade is included, the reaction to the Bengie Molina trade was pure elation here. You would have thought it was the kind of trade that made the Giants champions or something.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s as close as the Giants will ever get to a championship.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I recall that thread, I remember two images immediately:

First, the sea of green’d comments.

The second, Operation Dumbo Drop.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Yeah, that was pretty funny

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would have thought it was the kind of trade that made the Giants champions or something

Hyperbole on the internet eh?

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by TexasRanger on Jul 19, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

block quote fail

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Cain
Matt Cain, against whom Keppinger is 4-for-12: "I frikkin’ hate facing him. He’s a frikkin’ two-strike nightmare. You get two strikes on him and he wont go away. He’s always been a tough out for me.

from Hank’s blog

by surewhynot on Jul 19, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we get all the players that Matt Cain hates facing?

It works both ways (easier for Matt, better hitters for us) and has worked well for us in the past.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of this strategy for personnel decisions.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I wonder how awesome the Giants pitching staff would be

if they were facing the Giants lineup 10-15 times a year

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’d be like the Padres’ bullpen (which, paradoxically, sucks against the Giants).

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by Bhaakon on Jul 19, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like an anti-time disruption!

It gets bigger in the past!

/is nothing like this

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well,

they would obviously all suck because they wouldn’t be “doing it in San Frnacisco”

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAVID WRIGHT

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No trade value.

No elite premium stuff.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain's kid is pretty darn cute

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Gosh darn it, this simply won’t stand.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Please forgive me for raising my voice.”

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frikkin'!

Frikkin’, frikkin’, frikkin’!

That is a weird word.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

@hankschulman Henry Schulman
Current hitters “not getting it done.” Sabean said. Wlll still consider a rental.

Brian sounds pretty fed up.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR
Sabean said Giants were working on somethin much bigger that didn’t come together. Plans to remain aggressive, says team lucky ro be 15 over

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he might be serious about Beltran.

I wonder if Pence was the much bigger “somethin”

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bout as big as they get.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIVAN!

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joba Chamberlain!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many AL EAST pitchers!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joba is not really a pitcher….he’s more of a concept…a way of life.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joba the Hut!

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my first thought. But it may not have been the Astros at all.

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by Ott on Jul 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that shit.

M

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

KICKING TIRES AND KICKING ASS

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by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love this

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh, might be time to change my boy’s sig.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Current hitters "not getting it done."

lets not jump to hyperbole here brian

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 19, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantPain was right!

He said it pretty well a while ago, forgive if I don’t recall the exact wording, but it was something along the lines of “I can’t imagine Brian Sabean looks at this team and thinks ‘Yeah, this will get it done.’”

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late to the party

BELT’S BACK!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 19, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK GONE

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by speckops on Jul 19, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The HatOffSF-thingy seems to approve of the trade.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp is in AA right?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's gotta be

Surkamp
Wheeler
Hembree
Neal

… right?

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler is still high A ball

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats not in order of prospect ranking is it?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 19, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peguero
Surkamp

Then, um, Gillaspie? Neal? Domingerz?

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peguero, Surkamp, Sanchez

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by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So does that mean i get keppinger since stoffel was traded?

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Who has Sosa?

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get half of Keppinger.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ill try that out for a bit

but if sosa guy doesnt step forward im keeping all of him
nom nom nom

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

raisingcain has Sosa….
and from what I can tell raisingcain’s last appearance here was 07/16/11 8:09 PM EDT so maybe you two should get together and chat…

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO MCCOVENS IN THE DOME! ONLY ONE LEAVES!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs pitchfork and stun gun . . .

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Along the same line, I hear Keppinger had a hot girlfriend in Houston, but who’s Kepping her now?

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by foothillsfan on Jul 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

that means he has good confidence

/momeyball’d

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa holy shit

So much stuff happening, and I’ve missed it all!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jul 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

testing

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Off to the yard…have a great GDT.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Spotify- Application\service of the year

Google + is in second place if you ask me, after 5 minutes on spotify.

Virtually free music. Share playlists with your entire FB friends list. All your music synced to your Android\iPhone.

Just thought I would share, back to baseball.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

great

Hey why bother supporting musicians? Spotify pays virtually nil to the artists it’s getting rich off of.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong

Musicians make the bulk of their money touring, not from album sales.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 19, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is acceptable?

Would you rather have somebody running a server making money off musicians, or the musicians themselves?

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with artist rights

I don’t buy cds new. I buy mostly used Vinyl or sometimes music at the shows.

I do go to occasional shows (been going more lately)

Spotify is paying artists for free service. Other digital medias have turned free to play (advertise to) services into more money than what was delivered more traditional ways

And as far as I understand, this is like online way for people to “swap cds” or the like. What is the difference, other than swapping cds doesn’t happen as easily due to physical time\money limitations.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Spotify is paying artists for free service."

YES! .00029 cents per play! Thank you Spotify for your generosity!

The reason you think “musicians make the bulk of their money touring” is EXACTLY because of illegal downloads and slimey companies like Spotify.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

And there are a very small number of bands that make enough money to sustain a career by playing live.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to split hairs but

Musicians are not the first profession to lose jobs to electronic media or cheaper distribution\production models.

Spotify is currently legal.

Who hasn’t been fleeced the other way, paying $15 for 1 song on a crappy album?

Musicians are artists. Van Gogh sold like 1 painting in his life. Now high quality prints are free\cheap everywhere, but the original is priceless.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think people have trouble with the whole

“People who don’t make the music make the most money from the music” idea.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

musicians get paid in drugs and loose women

I am a music lover, and I don’t buy as much music as I used to because bands don’t see as much money as they ought from it. The record companies do. That being said, the record companies promote these bands at their own expense, so I support the bands that I really want to succeed.

I do buy a lot of concert tickets, and when I am at a concert I try to buy merch directly from the band, as that’s the best way to directly give them payment for their services.

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bandcamp

That’s why Bandcamp is cool. Artists make basically 100% of the profit with no middleman.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is the same for everyone though

It is the corporations who can spend the money on promotions and advertising that usually ends up reaping the majority of the rewards

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am currently reading Dan Ariely and he suggests that

advertising is just a corporations way to show how much money they have—conspicuous consumption on the corporate level. I thought it was an interesting take I do not totally agree with.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUCK PHILLIPS WAS RIGHT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching the last episode of Season 1 with my friend last night and it took me a while to recognize Duck when he showed up.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spotify and these other music-streaming services are a step removed from that, though.

And I’m not really trying to take a side in this argument, but I don’t think it’s difficult to understand why people might not like digital media rights in the 21st century.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the labels signed contracts, and the contracts aren't favorable,

that’s their problem. I don’t have much of a problem with a free market negotiation not going one way or the other.

And it is kind of humorous to think of 2 year old internet startup as the one holding the hammer over someone like, Sony.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Musicians are not the first profession to lose jobs to electronic media or cheaper distribution\production models.

Musicians create content. Their jobs are not being displaced by software. The argument that creators should not expect to receive compensation for their creations during their lifetime is asinine.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this line.

I mean, it is the law after all.

Digital Medium has made exchange istant and with out any cost to consumers. This was never the case with hard media. It always required physical presence which either limited potential swapping partners or cost of time required to become physically present. I do find it curious that people just assume content is free because it can be transfered over the internet.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im just pissed off they want me to pay 15 bucks for a digital book when I can get music for free.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

#foolmeonce

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The software engineers writing the software

usually aren’t getting rich off of their work either.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also software programming is pretty much impossible to legally protect.

Music is easily protected but it’s challenge is enforcement.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but they aren't working for .00029 Cents per script run.

And many of these music startup companies, Grooveshark, Pandora, Last.FM, Spotify, Shazam, Soundhound, Soundtracking, Lala … etc are being snapped up for large sums by major media corporations or digital distributors trying to ease competition.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most software engineers

would love to get .00029 every time their software was run.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

You’re probably right, I was trying to make the point that they have a guaranteed income, even if they aren’t necessarily striking it rich.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Seriously. People seem to have forgotten this, but:

[The Congress shall have Power] To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

Copyrights are there to benefit the public, by creating an incentive for artists to produce and publish their works. They do not exist for the benefit of artists, except with respect to this incentive. So, does anyone think that, right now, there is some kind of shortage of available music? Is it hard to find stuff you like? I think not. Therefore, I conclude that, irrespective of the plight of the struggling artists, that the system is working.

(I’m not really convinced that copyrights and patents are necessary at all, but even if they are the current system’s problem is clearly not that it is insufficiently protective of copyright-holders. Quite the opposite.)

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Displaced by software is not happening. Neither is receive compensation. Few bands outside ultra talented would be able to penetrate larger than their metro’s selling cds out of their trunks, and without a label. Music labels getting squeezed, musicians cut of that pie is diminished, but let me say again, they would mostly not have got that big without the label.

Not saying Labels are the villian. I am saying new media, internet, making file distribution across channels cheaper. Do you blame people with software development jobs for stealing record label jobs? You going to stand in front of progress and call it all evil? They did that before too, horrible times.

And besides not being able to not control all this, neither of us. This is taking bites out of criminal bit torrents, and actually giving artists a slice.

Also giving artists cheaper ways to distribute globally.

It is the way it is, if it was not spotify, it was someone else.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Musicians are artists. Van Gogh sold like 1 painting in his life. Now high quality prints are free\cheap everywhere, but the original is priceless.”

What on earth are you trying to say?

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

that is all fail. Sorry.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Musicians have always made most of their money from playing live, not from record sales. Products like Pandora or Spotify, I’d argue, would most likely benefit the majority of musicians if the artists weren’t paid by them at all.

And on the broader issue of musicians getting paid, in general, I’m not that sympathetic. They’re doing something that many people would do for free, and their tangible product (recordings) is essentially zero marginal cost to produce.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Products like Pandora or Spotify, I’d argue, would most likely benefit the majority of musicians if the artists weren’t paid by them at all.”

Well, if I sell an album on iTunes, I make about $5. If someone streams my entire album on Spotify, I make $.0029. So, how exactly is that benefiting me?

They’re doing something that many people would do for free

Maybe people that are clueless. Sometimes sitting in a room 10 hours a day for months on end trying to write something isn’t as fun as you think. Just like everyone wants to write a novel until they realize how much work it is.

and their tangible product (recordings) is essentially zero marginal cost to produce.

The physical material itself, maybe, but last I checked recording equipment, studios, engineers, and mastering engineers aren’t free. But maybe they should be, since some people would be willing to do it for free!

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Economics
recording equipment, studios, engineers, and mastering engineers aren’t free.

These are fixed costs. They are (mostly) irrelevant to the pricing decision. In a competitive market, the profit-maximizing quantity occurs when marginal revenue = marginal cost. Marginal cost of an additional mp3 is essentially zero. Only IP enforcement keeps this from coming true, by limiting competition (in the mp3 duplication racket). But because the marginal cost of production is still zero and the means of production are widely and cheaply available, this is an inherently untenable situation. I just do not see how selling recordings can continue to be a major source of income for musicians.

Performances are intrinsically scarce, so people will pay for them. Recordings, not so much.

Sometimes sitting in a room 10 hours a day for months on end trying to write something isn’t as fun as you think. Just like everyone wants to write a novel until they realize how much work it is.

I don’t know how to break it to you, but music and books both existed long before IP law.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok...

I give up. Musicians don’t deserve shit.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn’t about deserving. The market doesn’t care about deserving; it made Justin Bieber a millionaire many times over.

Look, I like music. I don’t steal it; heck, I’m probably the last person I know who still buys CDs. I go to concerts, buy merch. But the economic model where musicians receive a substantial portion of their income by selling recordings is dying and it probably isn’t coming back. But my prediction is that people will still make music and they’ll figure out a way to make a living. I don’t know if they’ll do more performances, work other jobs, or acquire wealthy patrons, but I don’t think we’re headed for some kind of music-free wasteland.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

Some do. I don’t. Besides the point- how does this assumption of your make it ok to not pay for their music?

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not true, not at all. Stop saying this.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought that for musicians who are not signed to a major label – the majority of musicians, not just the stars – royalties from publishing rights garner far less cash than the combination of the crumbs club owners let fall and whatever they can sell at the merch table. Not that I’ve done a lot of research.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 19, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on a small indie label and they split everything with me 50/50. From what I’ve read, most major label contracts give something around 10% to the band.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody go find delorean and ask him.

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crash would know

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs are raking against Cliff lee

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by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it still 250 degrees in Chicago?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bravo.

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting summer for our ex player Matt Downs. In Houston since we bungled the 40 man. Behind Hall and Keppinger. His wife has a baby. Once Matt gets back, he could start the rest of the yr

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by foothillsfan on Jul 19, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Would not hurt my feelings at all. Go Matt !

Off to the Grizzlies/Aces. Should be an ass whooping again. Have a good GDT.

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

.252/.347/.505 in 101 PA this year for Matt Downs. Not bad

by monsterlxe on Jul 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bungled?

Did you say bungled? Why, where would the Giants be right now if they hadn’t held on to Alex Hinshaw?

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am i the only one that thinks we won't get embarrased in Philly?

I think the Phils will take 2 out of 3, but i don’t think it will be a massacre of epic proportions.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah.

Zito’s game will be like the game where Guillen hit a HR last year. Can’t remember who started that one but it was all Phillies.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well considering

the Phillies are losing to the Cubs. I think the Giants will be okay.

The Phillies’ offense is not that great either.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you allowed to say that?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care who hears it

Phillies team offense is slightly above average in runs scored but just below average in OPS+. I mean still significantly better than the Giants’ offense but basically league average

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN SWAT teams are on their way to your house right now be careful!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is this park adjusted

because I think the Giants have a lot more HRs if playing in that bandbox in Philly

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPS+ is park adjusted therefore the difference between runs scored and OPS+

Giants on the other hand are atrocious…90 OPS+ and 3.67 R/G.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know this game is in Philly right?

And it will be loud as (Bleep)

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

San-chez, saan-chez, saaaan-chez, saaaan-chez, saaaaaaaan-chezzz

I all honesty though, i went to CBP in 2009 and thought the noise/passion level was Way less than AT&T. They were getting swept back to back by Toronto and Baltimore though, so that was probably part of it.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

In years past I would use the series as my basis for predicting doom for the Giants future prospects.

Now I just predict this series will be a total loss and an embarrassment that just means the Giants don’t completely match up with the Phillies. I will then take into account that this was the case last year, so, should these two meet again in the playoffs, it will be the playoffs and anything can happen.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean said the Giants held off on doing the Keppinger trade a week or so ago because they didnt want to trade Stoffel

And then after Tejada got hurt they gave in. That isnt the only disappointing thing though.

Sabes said they were ‘working on something bigger’ until miguel got hurt and so they went back to Houston.

I heard earlier in the week on KNBR we were taking to Washington about Danny Espinosa which would definitely be bigger.. but then again it IS KNBR, so no guarantees.

Its funny because f*** the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jul 19, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the word I heard

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been thinking this since the Rasmus rumors started heating up. It seemed so Sabean because no one mentioned the Giants as suitors.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rasmus dropped that ball that Tejada hit earlier in the year for a walk off.

Maybe he was working for the Giants all along.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Colby?

I mislike the ring of that

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

they were working on getting a better player, and Tejada goes day-to-day and suddenly there’s an emergency? I’m not buying that, especially with the long leash they’ve given Huff. At least that ended today, too.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

They held back on the Keppinger trade cuz of Stoffel. They decided to give him up when Miggy went down.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but I still don’t think Miggy is even on the DL right now. How is losing him, of all people, for a day or two an emergency?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miggy is likely going to go on the DL. Obviously, Giants know more than we do on Miggy’s health. Steward also talked about how the injury severely hampers Tejada already LOL range.

I have a feeling that Miggy is either going on the DL for a long time or will be restricted to pinch hitting

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why not just put him on now?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he can PH

you gotta keep him because of the thin bench tonight

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need to. They moved Freddy to the 60 day and don’t have to make a move until tomorrow.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It nice to know that the Giants value some of these middle ranking prospects and that the use a sliding scale for risk/benefit ratio.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Cant believe Hank retweeted my YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME tweet,

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

hey GoT nerds

They cast, like, everyone on Dragonstone today. If you didn’t see it earlier:
-Carice van Houten as Melisadre
-Stephen Dillane as Stannis
-Oliver Ford Davies as Maester Cressen
-And just announced, Liam Cunningham as Davos

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't see Davos news on WiC yet

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh entertainment weekly says so, it must be true

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he certainly looks the part.

and the Stannis and Mel castings are great. Good times.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s Patchface??!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the casting couch all the stars are unknown, I know, I know, oh oh oh!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davos
westerosorg Elio & Linda
Looks like @CliveStanden was spot on with his news of CAMELOT and Arthuriana-related actors getting cast! #GameOfThrones

by Daver321 on Jul 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

bleh

I copied the wrong tweet. Anyway, yeah, Davos casted.

by Daver321 on Jul 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol “I DONT LIEK HER HER HAIR IS SHORT AND ISN”T RED AND HE ISN"T BALD AND HAS NO BEERD"

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Dillane was awesome as Leonard Woolf.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

those all look good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

enjoying clash of kings so far

theon just had an awkward revelation about his sister that made me lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda cast Lily Allen as Asha just to troll us all ;)

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should also cast Keiith Allen as Balon

because why the fuck not?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Allens as Greyjoys woohoo

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol theon

forever lol theon

also, Asha just gets better as the series goes on.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reek was the best part of ADwD.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Ramsay Bolton is not a very nice person.

by Evan on Jul 19, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s very bad.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like her already tbh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff v. Brandon Belt

Huff: Swing hard and miss at the first two pitches; hit a slow roller to second on the third pitch. Amble back to the dugout looking grim and stoical.

Belt: Display excellent major league-level technique and form and timing; work the count to 3-2; foul off a few pitches; hit a slow roller to second on the tenth pitch. Amble back to the dugout looking grim and stoical.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Jul 19, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The second is a better scenario.

I’m good at these.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take the latter for pitch count purposes only.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is to say, I agree with all of you, but I’m still a realist.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Jul 19, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would enjoy the sarcasm if it weren’t for your posts in the post-game thread the other night.

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by EricW on Jul 19, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with both of you, but I’m still a realist.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Jul 19, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Thomas neal tweet

SF it’s been real…..that freaked me out

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Pirates playing like the

Giants! Up 1-0 after six.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Since CIN keeps losing and

Mesoraco keeps hitting, perhaps the Reds will trade Hernandez?

by TBRMKane on Jul 19, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

they’re only 4 games out…stupid parity in NL Central

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MLBTR
jctrock 5 minutes ago

Great to have a middle infielder after Bill Hall going down with a laceration and on the DL. He can he? That is a huge bonus! LET’S GO GIANTS! jwredsox Brian Sabean has never signed anyone to a long-term deal… Bruce Magowan signed Rowand and Zito.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this jctgamer’s frat boy twin brother?

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Magowan

isn’t he a KNBR guy

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL Yes.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t been for a while.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upton!

To be clear, bigger del Sabean was working in was not Pence.

by TBRMKane on Jul 19, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Groats

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahts

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of curiosity, I decided to see how many MLB players were English-born

There were 34. The bulk of them played in the late 1800s and early 1900s. Most recent was Phil Stockman who only played for two seasons, the last being 2008.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s really Australian, I imagine, what with going to HS there.
Baseball doesn’t have a big following over here, much less than basketball and NFL do. I dunno how you’d go about getting on anyone’s draft radar from the UK

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a different sort of baseball in Wales, isn’t there?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s some weird version of rounders right? Noone apart from elementary school kids plays rounders.

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t remember the specifics, but I know it’s called baseball.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guineas

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farthings

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

{TWIRLS MUSTACHE} Why hello, I’m Del Sabean.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi! I'm Del Shannon!

I make most of my money from touring!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's this Harrison guy

at third base for the Bucs?

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I just read that the Phillies and Red Sox are aggressively going after Beltran and will give the Mets what they want. They expect a deal soon.

Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.

by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Both those teams want the Mets to pay his salary though. The Giants are the only one willing to take it on. They just have to improve the prospect that they’re offering.

Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.

by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also savvy.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

I read that RS is not interested in Beltran at all. I really really doubt the Mets will trade Beltran to a NL East team.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they’ve given up the pretense of contending this year and Beltran’s likely gone at the end of the season anyway since the Phillies don’t have the money to re-sign him, does it really matter?

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember 9 years ago

When the Royals traded Beltran to the Astros. I read that the Royals were not worried because David DeJesus was the shit and would easily come to replace Beltran’s production.

Also, the Astros went to the WS that year, almost entirely because Carlos Beltran is MUCH better than David DeJesus.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 years, 5 knee ligament repairs, and 500 games ago.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 19, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran is exactly the sort of player who goes down immediately after being acquired in a trade. He’s not 29 years old anymore. He’s a dive away in RF from going down permanently.

Not worth a top prospect

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish Beltran was fast still, because I would’ve really enjoyed making Beltran 3030 puns.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Phillies have the prospects to make this deal .

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say Hey, I can use that Tuesday ticket if it’s not too late.

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Jul 20, 2011 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Phillies.

if it’s not the Giants i’d want Pittsburgh to get him

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran in RF would make the Pirates the best team in the Central by a good margin

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually encouraged by Sabean's comments

But I’m not worried that he’ll overpay or trade one of the untouchables. Feels strange.

/drinks

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 19, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

friends, do we trust Sabean now?

Or do we fear he will shit the bed ala Garko and Guillen?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gark Knight!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on record as loving the Garko trade when it first happened. It wasn’t Sabean’s fault Garko misplaced his meds.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a hero with a mullet

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the biggest crush on Dr. Blight.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that Russian chick.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet she’ll be cast as a nerdy sexbomb.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the contract is YOURS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo’s mullet is gone,baby gone.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully there will be an updated theme song.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re the Planeteers
You can be one too
’Cause saving our planet
Is the thing to do

Looting and polluting
Is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet
Has to say!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it right now

Today is the 2011 equivalent of May 29 last year.

/super optimistic

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey promoted, Burrell signed, NL west team stomped, shiny trophy won (eventually)

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denny Bautista pitched in that game.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

fear the goatee.

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Jul 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denny Bautista pitched in that game. got a hit in that game.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker PH. I don’t even rememer him still being with the club in late May.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember my dad, who was at the game.

Texting me about the ridiculousness of seeing D. Bautista with a 1.000 average on the scoreboard.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a hahahaha LAUGHER

by the bay. I could certainly take a 12-1 game tonight with Multiple Belt RBIs and a Mota single.

Oh well, i will take my 2-1 game and like it.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember being in the car on the way across the bridge and getting texts from about 5 different people saying Posey was gonna start that game. So good.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes says:
Current hitters "not getting it done." Sabean said. Wlll still consider a rental. Plans to remain aggressive, …

 
Tires across America cringe in anticipation.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BE

AGGRESSIVE

B-E AGGRESSIVE

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! More mercenaries!

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jul 19, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLATOS

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Jul 19, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAT MATOSSON

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bronn. /GoT nerdery

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rec

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 19, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this

Desperate times my friends

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jul 19, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLHUFF no pressure kid
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Huff says if Belt gets five hits a game over next three, he should stay out there. “That’s the way this team is built.”
1 minute ago

by Falconer88 on Jul 19, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that’s all?! No problem!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fell into Huff's chasm

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Jul 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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haha I don’t think he meant to sound like a dick there..

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by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Is that a knock on Bork and Sabes? Is he saying they only go with the hot hand and SSS?

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He’ll get five hits a game over the next two days and then Bochy will sit him.

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Huff will have a .666 lifetime BA against that pitcher on the 3rd day: 2-3.

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CURSES, YOU!

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I suspect they will be on the arcade. And that I won’t have to pay for them.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 19, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nnnnnneat!

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all this Keppinger talk
But the weirder Wilson’s appearance gets, the more scrutiny he finds. And in the five-game run-up to the All-Star game Wilson had a blown save against the Cubs, a blown win against the Mets — when he took a bat to a cooler in the dugout for a SportsCenter highlight — and a loss against the Padres. Even his forgiving legions of Giants fans were getting worried.

You’ve got to wonder why Wilson chooses to put any more pressure on himself when he already has one of the most pressure-filled jobs in sports. But that’s what he’s doing.

The beard and the outfits and the odd sound bites only work if he’s saving games and shutting down his opponent. If he doesn’t do that, he’s just a clown.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

"blown win?

It was a tie game.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the water cooler game was againt DET

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Zito avaliable out of the pen?

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

actually think that would be hilarious. Get R done bochy.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 2 cents

A nice low-level trade.
 
Sosa was not going anywhere in the system, and would likely be taken awy in the Rule 5 draft in December anyway.
Stoffel has some potential as a setup man in the majors, or as a closer for a really desperate team. However, he had already lost spots on the reliever depth chart to Heath Hembree and Dan Otero since the beginning of April and he had Stephen Harrold, Brett Bochy and Jacob Dunnington nipping at his heels. Not to mention that Bryce Bandilla, Chris Marlowe and Ray Black are all poised to pass him by in the next year or 2 if they all sign with the Giants before August 15th.
 
I’m still very nervous that Sabes is going to trade for Melky Cabrera, Jeff Francoeur or Josh Willingham sometime in the next 2 weeks – in an attempt to recapture all of the golden goodness of the Jose Guillen trade last year.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

meh i would take any one of those outfielders if it didnt cost anything substantial

Melky is having an ok year
willingham has always been a white whale around here
francoeur
maybe not francoeur

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree with the last part, dnw.

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Ubaldo.

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice summary.

Valued at vastly more than 2 cents. Melky Cabrera: can there be anyone in the known universe who thinks he has some worth? And I thought Francoeur was now only a punch line for feeble jokes.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

RE: Melky and Francoeur. Didn’t you think that Guillen was worthless before we got him last year? The reason I’m afraid about these 2 guys is that Sabes likes to make trades with the same guys over and over again, so I’m afraid that he’s already feeling comfortable with the KC GM now.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not think Guillen worthless . . .

. . . at the time of the trade. Not worth much, but some hope. Then I saw him “run” and it was all over: the man was effectively a cripple.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

sounds like that was his first game as a Stro.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me LOL
As MLBTR’s Transaction Tracker shows, GMs Ed Wade and Brian Sabean have matched up for many trades before, including deals involving Ricky Ledee, Alfredo Simon and, most recently, Matt Downs. Alyson Footer of the Astros first reported the trade (on Twitter).

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by DFARowand on Jul 19, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is Alfredo Simon?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Giant and long man for Baltimore (now a starter, apparently). He was involved in a murder case in the Dominican this offseason, as I recall.

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

did ever make the bigs with SF?

hmmm…i thought he was the throw in for the Ledee deal.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

per Wiki
He made his professional debut in 2000 for the La Vega Phillies in the Dominican Summer League.2 In 2004, the Phillies found out his real name and age. Shortly after that, he was traded with Ricky Ledee to the San Francisco Giants for Felix Rodriguez.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was pretty terrible in his time in the Giants’ system. They really got nothing at all out of the Ledee deal.

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ledee

was one of the worst pickups ever. He hit like .113 and had some clubhouse run ins i believe.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did a double take on the Matt Downs “deal” that they did.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That amounts to exactly one trade, it should be noted.

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

PujoLOLs

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppy

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Kepp is what I saw on Crawfish Boxes

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was “Not-Beltran”

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a tough one

His name is Jeff so I’m tempted to call him “Joffrey” from Game of Thrones

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by DFARowand on Jul 19, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mufasa!

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terry Mann!!

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JD Salinger

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jul 19, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Votto whiffs!! 2 out in top of eighth. Resop pitching (Resop spelled backwards?).

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawfish Boxes take on the trade
Before we get into what the Astros received I want to cover what the Giants are getting Keppinger. Offensively he’s only a slightly above average hitter, his baserunning is average and his defense is slightly below average. Though I will say he has the aptitude to make a nice play or two at second. He can also play short (pray he never does), third base and left field. His biggest asset is that he doesn’t strikeout much and walks at a decent clip although that’s been down this year. He’s an average second baseman that should help improve the Giants offensively.
If this was the best offer made, then Ed Wade should of waited. The fact that their both relievers just makes it worst and they’re not even that highly regarded. Maybe at one time they were, but now they’re both projects. The Astros are lacking pitching prospects but this hardly fulfills that need. Both could make the big leagues and I think Stoffel is a candidate to be a closer, but if Ed Wade is trying to save his job trades like these aren’t helping his case. He may not lose this trade but he certainly didn’t win it.

There have been a lot of calls for the Astros to go into full sell mode, if these are the types of trades we can expect I’m hoping this is one of the few moves Wade makes.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I tell you that site is comedy gold. These days there are are more laughs to found in their serious posts than in most of Grant’s humorous and spoof posts.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRANT

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t a dig at Grant, just a comment on how funny the Crawfish site unintentionally is.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you referring to the content or the poor writing?

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by EricW on Jul 19, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Content. You find poor writing everywhere (I even produce some of it now and then), so that’s not anythig special.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

“their” and “worst”

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You mean they “should of” written “they’re” and “worse”?

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I guess I should start reading the site .

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and "should of"

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by RDreamer on Jul 19, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

The current NL average is about 8.3%, and that’s a sharp falloff from the 9% or so that was average till only quite recently.

Ted Williams famously wrote that even an average batter should walk 10% of the time.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOULD OF?
SHOULD OF????

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long since, madam, long since.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“No, Susan, I said, ‘Get me Kissinger’ – not Keppinger!! All I wanted to do was to talk to Hank about his new book on China!

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 19, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLtlanta

wait, that isn’t good

by Hyoton on Jul 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back from Harry Potter

Keppinger looks fine to me.

And LOL to the epilogue scene.

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by Murray, Present on Jul 19, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad special effects FTW!

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i saw it dubbed in french, it was more interesting

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by bombs on Jul 19, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLMariners

Chone Figgins gets picked off at first in the top of the 8th with 2 outs and runners on 1st and 3rd, in a tied 5 – 5 game.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford

tied with Torres and Scott with 17 rbi. With over 100 less at bats.

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude hits GSs.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

“fewer”

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by bombs on Jul 19, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the other two have been hitting leadoff, with the incomparable Whiteside/Stewart sporadically on base in front of them

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what the Giant’s averages are with RiSP.

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that average is worth a lot more than OBP in this situation no?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by iloveddickdietz on Jul 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just looking at that Carlos Gonzalez contract...

2015: $16 million
2016: $17 million
2017: $20 million

I know the deal is back loaded and the average is about $11 million a year but still…

He’s has a 1.4 oWAR and -0.6 WAR this…

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course he hits a homer just as I type this

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 19, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLU

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still

away split: .231/.295/.374

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies are idiots. They don’t have a big payroll and then went and spent everything on two massive long term contracts. I don’t think Gonzalez’s one Coors-fueled year justified a seven year deal. Troy Tulowitzki is fantastic, but even he isn’t a safe bet for ten years.

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by EricW on Jul 19, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a terrible deal that will bite them in the ass for years to come.

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROUGE BIRDS

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we not get a gamethread?

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You got two threads already…be satisfied

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

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by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLA's

this is every night though

by Falconer88 on Jul 19, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You’d think pirates would be.

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by shanghaijim on Jul 19, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably, but the kind of torture where you lose, not the Giants® Brand Torture.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

J Schaffer...not a good looking guy

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

REally like the deal

Keppinger is a solid bat that can play all four infield positions. It gives Bochy significantly more flexibility. In addition, this means we have seen the last of Tejada at short. When he comes back, I could see him playing second against lefties with Keppinger moving to short. Finally, they didn’t give up anyone that will make it more difficult to make other moves.

So all in all – a lot to like on this one.

by lexluth7 on Jul 20, 2011 8:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Ed Wade: Keppinger…Keppinger…wasn’t he Secretary of State back in the Nixon days? Oooooh, I’m gonna fleece Sabes this time!

by younghutch on Jul 20, 2011 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

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