Two things you should read because I totally wrote them and everything:

• A love-letter to Madison Bumgarner, in which I explain that he's good
• My MLB Power Rankings, which take a million hours to write, so at least skim them. Or, heck, don't even do that, just click the "Facebook like" button to humor me.

The regular post is coming soon. I found an unpublished post on the Zito/Vogelsong? controversy, so I'll probably just pretend I wrote that today.