Post-post-game, pre-pre game links
Two things you should read because I totally wrote them and everything:
- A love-letter to Madison Bumgarner, in which I explain that he's good
- My MLB Power Rankings, which take a million hours to write, so at least skim them. Or, heck, don't even do that, just click the "Facebook like" button to humor me.
The regular post is coming soon. I found an unpublished post on the Zito/Vogelsong? controversy, so I'll probably just pretend I wrote that today.
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I had no idea Scully did that game.
He’s so awesome.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Jack Buck called that game for CBS Radio
And of course you had Lon calling the game on the 49ers radio network. Just staggering amount of talent in the broadcast booths.
Every single call of that catch was amazing
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I always thought it was interesting .....
Joe Montana and Gary Brown kind of resemble each other.


Coincidence? I think not.
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see it. Except they are both white.
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I can see it
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 1:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That’s a really good picture of Gary. Don’t see the resemblance, though.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I think it's the smile ......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you should find a picture where Montana is young and they are both looking at the camera.
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not identical, but here you go .....

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what Montana looked like when he was young?! The smiling pictures were better.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Yuup ....
freshman year at Notre Dame.
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Joe looks a lot like his son.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?!
his call of the catch is probably my favorite sports call of all time. I love how he always knows when to shut up and let a roaring crowd do their thing
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His call of Koufax’s perfect game was basically perfect.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Seriously
on the radio, who just stops talking for minutes at a time anymore?
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So he did use voice inflection at one point.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Oh come on
low blow!
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It looks like he’s saying something about someone up a few rows saying “He’s a bum.”
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You've broken my heart for the last time, Brisbee
Giants fans are the new Red Sox fans
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 19, 2011 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
I'ma import my comment to that from the comments section there:
I hope our version of “Fever Pitch” does not star Jimmy Fallon & Drew Barrymore.
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
it will star adam sandler and cameron diaz
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah..It will star
Paul Rudd and Emma Stone
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
um
rob schnieder. Duhhhhhhh
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Danny Glover and Robin Williams.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Can Florence of Florence and the Machine act?
Because whenever I think of what San Francisco look like, generally speaking, the first thing that pops into my head is the image of Florence of Florence and the Machine.
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Whenever I think of what San Francisco *women* look like -- geez. Totally blew it.
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I still dont get the Florence of Florence reference (and Google was no help). Got a clue for me?
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Just written poorly. Florence, of "Florence and the Machine."


by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The reunion!
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
there we go
sorry, missed that somebody said him first.
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Brian Wilson & the Machine
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If you take away Bumgarner's start versus Minnesota...
what’s are his stats? to keep it interesting can someone just replace that twins game with normalized or averaged game stats from this season, excluding that game?
by big logs Johnson on Jul 19, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Without that game, he would have a 3.10 ERA in 110.1 IP.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can you take away the mishits from my morning ping-pong game, too, please? I will have been much less inept today, it turns out.
Take away my liabilities and just look at my assets and I get a lot more attractive
The thong is, it happened.
I find the fact that you are unwilling to call out other baseball bloggers when they are so very clearly wrong a bit anoying.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:06 PM PDT reply actions
I mean, I understand why you are acting like Neyer is holding your penis hostage in his nightstand drawer
Professional respect and all that. But the wrong in Cameron’s list was pretty obvious.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Fair enough. It’s not my style. I’m not big on confrontation, and I never have been.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t think of a situation where Grant was directly “mean” or “rude” or straight up confrontational about someone’s opinion. Except when it’s an attack on him or his site, which is reasonable.
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Boom, roasted!
Technology companies with stock that is probably worthless (though I’m not going to make the effort to look it up)
30. Oakland Athletics – Overstock.com Park
Everything wrong with naming rights, encapsulated with one stadium. Is it clunky to say? Check. Is it a name that seems out of place in every era other than the late-’90s, when the naming-rights craze was at its tech-fueled peak? Check.
There is good news, though. Here are some of the things you can buy at O.co:
Tarps, if you need to cover the occasional 20,000 seats at your house
All sorts of fans that can be delivered right to your doorstep if you’re having trouble finding some on your own
A bunch of different glass pitchers in case the ones you have suddenly break.
A useful place, this O.co. I never would have known, if they didn’t pay off Ben Sheets for the rights to name the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
Great links too.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Yes, they were
Got lost in the copy/paste.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
Just think way out of the box
is Kenji Johjima not signable as a backup catcher?
In 2010, he hit .291/.352/.507 in Japan…he was an excellent defensive catcher in 2009.
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I got the feeling when he left that he didn't really enjoy his time in the US all that much
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I thought that he wanted to go back to Japan because he missed home. I could be wrong.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Didn't seem that way from his departing comments
Seattle general manager Jack Zduriencik said Monday the decision came somewhat unexpectedly over the weekend, and that it was solely Johjima’s. Zduriencik said the Mariners did not pay any money to buy out their former starting catcher, who said last season he was struggling to accept Seattle benching him in favor of rookie Rob Johnson.
Johjima’s contract gave him the right to end it by Nov. 15 for the purpose of finishing his career in Japan. He gave up salaries of $7.7 million next year and $8.1 million in 2011.
“After lots of very deep thought and deliberation, I have decided to return home to resume my career in Japan,” Johjima said in a statement. "I have had a wonderful experience competing at the major league level. The last four years have been extraordinary, with great teammates and great coaches. I will always be indebted to the Mariners organization for giving me the opportunity to follow my dream.
“This was a very difficult decision, both professionally and personally. I feel now is the time to go home, while I still can perform at a very high level.”
I think he felt bad for being benched and not playing well.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4577197
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So he wouldn’t be happy as a backup, then?
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I wouldn’t exactly designate him as a backup. I mean it’s not like Whiteside or Stewart have been designated “starters”.
I think he could have the opportunity to be the full time catcher.
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i don't think pablo wrote this tweet
KFP48 FOR ALL MY FANS IN SAN FRANCISCO, I’LL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPH AT BALLPARK GALLERY (DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM AT&T PARK) SATURDAY AT 11am
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
wayyyyy too comprehensible.
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Has anyone seen Horrible Bosses? I want to see it but I’ve seen mixed reviews.
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It's absolutely hilarious.
And Aniston looked unbelievable.
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Sokay
Aniston was hot, but after that some of the laughs were a little off.
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Misread that to say
Lap Dance
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It's one of the top fanposts
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
“Got a fizzing idea for a stadium, Hoss. Gonna put it up in the Oak District.”
“Sounds swell, Frankie. What’ll you call it?”
“Was thinkin’ Oak District Stadium.”
“That’s crazy enough to work, Frankie.”
“They call it Oak District because of the trees you know.”
While I was reading this, I had an image of a black and white movie running through my head. The kind of old movies where everyone moved really fast.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
That guy in the back, behind the one most prominent, is clearly fapping.
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
O-face
By the way, this is Steve Moskowitz’s favorite gif EVER!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Great American is an insurance company?
So much for a patriotic homage to baseball in Cincy.
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It’s not that great of a ballpark. Probably the worst of the four within 3 hours of driving distance of me.
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also that makes me think of this

the mistake by the lake
prolly the worst stadium of all time when it wasnt packed
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I went there when I was three years old and barely remember it.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
the centerfield bleachers literally were not connected to the rest of the park
so not only could you not try to sneak into better seats even though there would only be 2000 people in a stadium built to sit 800000 but you felt hella isolated from the rest of the stadium
i do think that this is the stadium where people would go to the top bleachers and have sex during the game cuz no one could see
except that it got filmed and shown on tv one time.
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
reminds me of Mt. Davis
felt like you were watching baseball from across the street.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Like Wrigley?
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Across the street at Wrigley is closer to the field!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Dodgers is the same way with the bleachers
Keeps the riff raff out of the prpoer seats
The thong is, it happened.
Economic segregation
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the Jake
but those massive left field bleachers kind of need to go.
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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But then where would the drummer dude be?
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they just need to reduce the size of them
I remember when the Cardinals came through to Jacobs one year Mark McGwire hit a mammoth shot onto the parking garage that is adjacent to those bleachers. For the rest of the year, any time a big slugger came to town there would be people watching from the parking garage/beyond the fences.
Those 1999-2000 Indians were my only non-Giants teams.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saw the trailer for the Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Looks good but really hard for me to believe that even super intelligent monkeys with spears can take over the world.
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I agree, but I think the key is the degree of Caesar's intellect.
Sort of like Khan in Star Trek, though even Khan was forced into exile.
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
super intelligent monkeys with spears have already taken over the world
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
well played sir.
Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.
by LeMasterBlaster on Jul 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Interested about
John Carter
Contagion
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High hopes for John Carter thanks to the director
Apparently Scorcese is doing some movie called Hugo, saw the trailer during HP. Could be good. And even though the trailers are always meh, I can’t wait for the next Sherlock Holmes.
by Gitaroo_Dude on Jul 19, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is the movie that has Bryan Cranston and the underwear model from Friday Night Lights? That sounds promising.
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John Carter has the guy from Friday Night Lights.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It should be a crime how pretty that young man is.
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But then they would lock him up and I wouldn’t be able to stare at him anymore. :(
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Kissable lips.
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It was always funny when he forgot he was supposed to be a Texan.
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Luckily for him, his character didn’t have to speak that much, a la Jordan Catalano
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t mean it as a negative thing.
Did you guys see this: An Oral History of Friday Night Lights
The part about casting coach Taylor was pretty great.
WWRWD?
I hadn’t read it. That was awesome, thanks.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The Invention of Hugo Cabret, which the movie is based on, is exceptional.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I can siiiiiiiing!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Rise of the Planet of the Apes looks awful. It looks… awful.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The trailer seems interesting
I always imagined Planet of Apes to take place in an alternate reality universe.
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I hope you enjoy it, but I stand by my opinion.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree, the CGI was horrible in the preview. I was squirming.
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/tortured monkey glare
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Instead of a science experiment gone bad, the cause of the rise of the apes will be midichlorian infection.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
apes =/= monkeys
I can explain the difference if you want.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
I understand the difference. But I can’t properly mock the trailer if I’m expected to respect the difference.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
AT&T Park? Boy, I bet that's the kind of park where the visiting teams get a crappy reception.
Oh god… classic Grant on a bigger stage. Cue the drum roll!
So how many wins do the Giants end up with?
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Food for thought: 92 wins has been magic number to reach playoffs in NL. Giants need to finish 36-29 to finish 92-70, as they did last year.
They have a lot of home games remaining too.
Hella.
I think the Giants will have a better regular season record than last year
but I don’t think the team will be as strong in the post season as it was last year.
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I agree with this statement.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I'm inclined to agree.
I’m pretty sure the Phillies are going to embarrass them in the regular season and, should the Giants face off against them again in the playoffs (I don’t know that they’ll make it past Atlanta again, but let’s assume that they can) I’m pretty confident the outcome is much different.
Last year, we were worried that the offense was too home run oriented. They don’t even have that going for them this year.
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Giants will win 2 out of 3 at AT&T
and probably one of 3 at CBP..
We still have 6 games against the Disastros as well.
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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure Braves beat us in the play offs.
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I'm not sure
because we would have home field. Then again, they did destroy us at home in April.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The Braves had barely any offense going into last year's post season.
Dan Uggla alone is going to give the Giants headaches, even if he’s playing like crap right now.
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Braves are an enigma this year. Their pitching is a lot better than expected but their offense is a lot worse than expected. The key questions is whether Heyward and Uggla will ever wake up offensively?
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They had no Prado and no Chipper last year
This year they’ll have both of those guys and Uggla. Though Heyward has had troubles.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
And they still have McCann.
And I’m sure Nate McLouth will do something to make us all go, “WTF? NATE MCLOUTH??!?!?”
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That's right.
forgot they were chipperless and pradoless.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
but Chipper is not very good this year…maybe 2 oWAR
Prado also has been surprisingly poor…0.6 oWAR thus far
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They're a hell of a lot better than the alternative
And also what they were running out there last year.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
GiantPain adding fortune teller to his resume!
Unaware you could predict injuries
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
This year, it looks like they'll have Chipper and Prado and Uggla*
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
We didn’t win a game without an unearaned run or the ump calling Posey safe.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Maybe.
It will be interesting to see how their bullpen holds up in the second half.
"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds
This
Regular season will still come down to the last day, IMO. Just because i still think COL is still going to get back in the race and the Dbacks play their last 9 at home.
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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Their current pace would put them at ~93 wins
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"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
Crazy stats of the day
So I read Dave Cameron’s trade value bit, and instead of MadBum I started wondering why Pablo wasn’t on the list. And then I went to look at his fangraphs page. So this is SSS and should be taken as merely a curiosity, but so far this season DRS has Pablo at +8 and UZR has him at +11. In 434 innings. A third of a season. His UZR/150 is +35! So apparently Pablo will someday be mentioned in the same breath with Brooks Robinson.
will someday be mentioned in the same breath with Brooks Robinson
If he cuts most of the brim off his batting helmet.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
I heard Kruk and Kuip talking about that the other day. They never did get around to talking about why he did that.
I can't help worrying that this will jinx MadBum's start tonight.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
DAVE CAMERON WAS RIGHT!
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Don’t worry. Let Amy Goodman’s raspy voice soothe you as she harps on labor strife in Guatemala. ;^)
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
So TL2, do you agree with me or are you giving me a hard time?
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
I stand firmly in the middle. I don’t listen to Democracy Now!, but I can tell you the content is probably better than its production values.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
I do believe they are not trying to misinform the public, and there’s no way they’re winning any awards, so they have those things on their side. But the santimony is just too much for me.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
Democracy Now! and its staff have received several journalism awards
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
LOL
I received a certificate of completion of Appeals 101 from the California Court Assn but I’m not putting it on my wiki.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
Nobody ever said there is no way you are receiving any certifications either.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
It’s just a running gag with TL2.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
I wonder if TL2 knows what the Folsom Street Fair is.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
"Smell you later, Comiskey, you cheap *******!"
I didn’t realize it wasn’t Jacobs Field anymore
WWRWD?
you know whats bullshit
so my son is getting hella into the sesame street
its all elmo and cg abby kadabby
what happened to oscar and grover and big bird
this is bull honky
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
There is still some of that. They had Snuffleupagus on yesterday. Elmo is definitely the focus though.
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They do give the rest of the cast some time
but since 70 percent of the show is elmos world, abby flying fairy school, and murry had a little lamb trip to the school thing, they dont have much time for the old crew
Bring back Grover
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Elmo = Marketing Dollars
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Just imagine if he grew a beard like Brian Wilson’s.
"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds
Inside Elmo's Beard
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If Brian Wilson dyed his beard red and added googly eyes, it would look like Elmo on his face.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
We could do an entire sub-thread of obscure, short-lived Sesame Street characters.
I’ll start: Forgetful Jones
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
elmos dad is nightmare fuel

and he speaks in a southern accent
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like he’s wearing a bowling shirt.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL
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Elmo can be pretty funny. Viz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc20vMz0V7Q
lol. yeah the celeb bits can be pretty good
I liked when will arnett went on as job and tried to do magic
Ive always had this theory that elmo secretly loves zoe and thats why he hates her pet rock
he is just being hella jelly
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Over the last decade and a half Sesame Street’s really been dumbed down. The process started when I was young.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I’ve seen bits of it.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
1971
There is a reason they have youtubed things like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ
I remember first seeing that as a kid a couple years later and thinking it was the funniest thing in the whole world. Nearly forty years later, I still think it is one of the funniest things in the whole world.
The seventies were an underappreciated time.
oops, 1974
Last time I will trust Wikipedia about anything.
Looks like I may well have seen that one when it first aired. Man, I’m old.
That was excellent
They still had rotary phones then?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I was born in 1974, and I remember us having a rotary phone.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
someone can probably pin down when you didn’t have to lease your phones from the phone company. sometime in the 80’s, I think, might have been with the consent decree.
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If you had asked me 6 months ago I would have been able to tell you off of the top of my head. Now I have forgotten. :(
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember when the transition away from rotary phones was happening. Some folks had them, others did not. This made the automated menus when calling certain companies really interesting. It was something along the lines of: “If you are calling from a rotary phone, please hold and an operator will assist you”.
Of course, since a lot of people still had rotary phones, the wait to speak to a live person was forever. So the more enterprising people tried doing their best “1 tone” when the option presented itself.
“Beeep”
Damn, that didn’t work.
“Booop”
Crap!
“Baaaaa”
Whew!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Carterfone decision in 1968 opened the doors, but widespread purchase of phones didn’t take off until the early 1980s when declining electronics costs made them dirt cheap.
Consent decree (aka MFJ) was in 1982, became effective 1/1/84. AFAIK, it did nothing directly to further enable ability to purchase your own phone, but may have helped make people more aware that they had choices.
Giants baseball: We'll take it.
Yay! Carterfone. That was what I was trying to remember. Thanks.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
I was trying to describe this bit to someone just yesterday.
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the Yip Yips are comedy gold
While the telephone bit is the first I saw and imo still the best, the grandfather clock (1972) is aces as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhKhGyUnc2E
The Martians returned several more times, but were never as good again as in these two.
I don't know
I watch it with my daughter and it’s definitely different but there is a lot more educational stuff there.
They teach about nutrition, environment, weather, and many other things. They still have the letter and numbers of the day. Sesame Street 20 years ago was some live action role playing, some cartoons, and a bunch of old school film clips of children.
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Maybe it’s just the Elmo’s World segments that I find so grating. Elmo is clearly geared toward 3-year-olds, whereas the other characters tend to be directed more towards 5-year-olds.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Even Elmo’s World is a lot more educational than what used to be on Sesame Street. It’s definitely geared toward a younger audience (3-5) though. Rest of the show is probably geared toward 5-8 year olds
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Cookie Monster doesn't even eat cookies anymore
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He does
he just eats other things like veggies now.
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Does Oscar still live in a trashcan?
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahem..
The politically correct phrase is Non-Traditional Housing
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Hilarious Dave Chappelle bit:
Kids: “Oscar you’re mean!”
“Yeah Oscar, you’re a grouch!”
“Bitch I live in a fucking trashcan! I’m the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street! Ain’t nobody helping me.”
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
he just eats other things like veggies now.
Fucking weak.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You think that’s weak. The public school I used to work at didn’t let kids bring in “treats” for their birthdays. I wasted a lot of time going rounds with the cafeteria / nutrition people wondering why it was okay for them to serve doughnuts, or french toast or sweetened cereals to the kids for breakfast every week… but having a cupcake once a month for some kids birthday was going to make everybody FAT!
Oh sweet merciful fuck are people stupid.
I am going to facepalm myself to unconsciousness.
Wow. Public schools suck.
Once a month?
Nine kids in the class. You must be teaching in heaven. What happens when you have 28 kids and obnoxious parents who insist on coming in when it’s convenient for them no matter what else is scheduled for that day and giving their birthday kid something special, even when they miscount and there isn’t enough to go around for all the others? Welcome to the real world of what public school teachers deal with.
by NearestNorwich on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I had 25 kids, but not all of them want to celebrate birthdays, many of them were December or summer babies… and it’s easy to deal with the parents… you tell them it’s not allowed, but there is a park right next door and the district has no control over what you do with your child at 12:01pm after class is over for the day and your child is signed out.
CAKE BOSS
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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was laughing so hard when I saw this
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I only saw yip yip links. Oh well.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
And I actually don’t find those Old Spice commercials to be very funny, but I do think it’s amusing they did that on Sesame Street.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'll file last night as one of the best games of the season
And I’ll hold out hope tonight continues the momentum.
Sun Life Stadium
Sun Life is insurance, not a financial institution.
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Let's take advantage.
JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Do you have a question for Bruce Bochy? Tweet it to me and we’ll pick one randomly to ask the skipper and tell you what he said in pregame.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
I got a question for Bork ......
Why is Rowand?
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
She will pick the tamest question. We have no shot at this.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does the Giant's logo have the letters S and F?
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The #Giants on Tues. can win 6th straight vs. #Dodgers for 1st time since 9/26/69 – the night The Brady Bunch premiered on ABC. #MLB
Suck it Stanfurd!
Best Hospitals in the US
No. 7: UCSF Medical Center, San Francisco
No. 17: Stanford Hospital and Clinics, Stanford, Calif.
http://health.yahoo.net/articles/healthcare/best-hospitals-2011-12
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Just because my brother has spent so much time there
The UC Davis Children hospital in Sacramento is top notch in their own right.
My friend is a pathologist there
That’s what makes it top notch. ;)
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Uhh, whatever?
You might want to head over to either of those fine institutions to get your obsessive inferiority complex checked.
Giants baseball: We'll take it.
Sorry, where’s Cal?
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UCSF is Cal.
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Basically this. Like half of my Grad Student Instructors went to UCSF.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not, but Berkeley has no medical school of its own.
by non sequitur on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Right but UCSF and Cal are connected via grad school
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I was just about to say this. They have different administrations, but the Grad Students can split classes between the two.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Cross-registration for grad students, or something like that?
by non sequitur on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Re: madison
IP: 220
ERA: 2.89
W-L: LOL WINS
K: 180
BB: 30
HR: 13
if you take into account his FIP, that looks pretty goddamn good right now. Cliff Lee JR!!!!!
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11/1/10
except the walks obv
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shush you
I’M responsible for the good!! You will take the good with the bad!
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Dave Cameron → North Carolina
North Carolina → Tarheels
Tarheels → Michael Jeffery Jordan
Michael Jeffery Jordan → SCOTT MICHAEL JEFFERY COUSINS
….omg.
by djfivenine on Jul 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
My mind is blown
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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Any news on tejaja?
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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
Bad news is good news
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Henry Kuiper
likes Vogelsong
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Boss told me I had to pick a favorite EPL team.
And said I couldn’t just pick a terrible one that would be relegated at the end of the year.
Gave me three options: Man City, Chelsea, and Liverpool.
Which one should I root for?
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
you should try to argue with him
arsenal all the way baby
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, he's the arsenal fan, so I'm not allowed.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Yeah Go with Spurs
Good team, and they have Luka Modric.
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry
They’re the team I’m trying to adopt but I keep on flirting with Barca
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I posted this in april
Tottenham Hotspurs is a good club for many McCoven to support if you’ve no team in the EPL:
- Team name from Henry IV. Shakespeare’s character Harry Hotspur was based on a 14th century ancestor called Sir Henry Percy who owned land in the Tottenham area.
- The Logo is a cockerel (related to Harry Hotspur’s riding spurs). Fighting cocks are still fitted with miniature spurs (Hi Gallo).
- Took slur as nickname—purportedly, rival Arsenal fans began calling them Yids because of the large Jewish population in the area. Spurs fans accepted it as a nickname calling themselves the "Yids" or "Yiddos". (anyone know if this is true—it’s superCool).
- Ex-Hawkwind and current Bevis Frond bassist Ade Shaw is a Spurs supporter. (Frond frontman Nick Saloman supports QPR.)
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yup- supporters group called Yid Army
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there's no S at the end of hotspur!!!!!!
LOL AMERICAN
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Arsenal all the way to relegation!
Glory Glory Man United!
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry
I like Everton just because Howard is the team.
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i was just about to say this as an alternate to arsernal
tim howard is my favourite soccer player
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you saying you like Dodger Blue?!
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Call it Cal Blue (which is actually called Yale Blue, but whatever)
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll call it Dodger Blue
My Grandmother is from Manchester so I can’t associate Chelsea with anything good (aka CAL)
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also DROGBA
what a great name
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EPL blows
Go Accies!
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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Be a rebel
Hamilton Academical for life
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
The correct answer is:
Norwich City.
Top-flight football returns to Carrow Road! THE CANARIES ARE BACK, BITCHES!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Swansea!
First welsh team in the EPL.
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Really?? Man, they were brutal when I was there. What changed?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
England or Scotland?
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Nottingham Forest!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone ever try to watch mls soccer
my friend is a huge philly union supporter
at first I didnt like it as much
but its growing on my
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
on your what?!?!?
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I really like the sounders/timbers rivarly
especially the ridiculous Tifo displays. I can’t get into the Earthquakes though, so i just observe the league as a whole.
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a became a pseudo sounders fan
because the earthquakes left and I liked the way that the sounders are sponsored by xbox and have the right shade of green to boot
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
I think if it came down to supporting an MLS side it would probably be Toronto FC or Sounders FC. I’ve been to an earthquakes game against RBNY, and the whole atmosphere was super lame.
Sounders fans are ridiculously passionate, as are most of the east coast teams.
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the union fans are pretty nuts
the nickname for their supporters are cool, sns of dave or something
plus they chant doop doop doop after goals are scored because of an awesome german techno song
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Sons of Ben. And they have a good team as well. First place, I think. Pretty good for a 2-year old team.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Sons of ben
for ben franklin i suppose.
that new stadium in Chester is pretty nice too.
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Yup, Ben Franklin. It’s good to see all the hardcore supporters spring up everywhere. It really adds a lot to the game. It helps to have a nice stadium like they do.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
i hope the EQ's
can open up “The Epicenter at Cisco Field” or something like that soon. they need a real SSS.
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Earthquakes games used to be quite lively back in the late 80’s when they played on that dinky little field at San Jose State.
There field now
is even more dinky. Buck Shaw Stadium is a joke. Spartan Stadium games actually did look really packed and lively back in the day.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
Isn’t there a new stadium in the works? I really hope so. Buck Shaw is embarrassing.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
I’d rather watch women’s NCAA soccer than the MLS. Yuck.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
I'd rather watch the new Sex in the City movie
while at a WNBA game while my wife is talking to me about the expensive new set of silverware she wants to buy while my 1 year old son is crying then watch the MLS
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BYU!
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I think the girl pulled the hair of BYU.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone from chico remember the chico rooks
best soccer team ever
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Man City is going places
so if you like winners…
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So if you like winners...
go with Manchester United
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i'm just going to leave this here

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Should be green
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ot
This guy is my hero
got a 300,000 dollar house for 16 bucks
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
Extreme couponing?
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
some weird texas law
the house foreclosed
then the mortgage company went under
basically he just paid a 16 dollar finders fee
and got a really nice house
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably just weird Texas law but Adverse possession in California takes 5 years.
Also the mortgage is probably owned by someone.
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Just finished watching the video
The bank will be filing suit
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I wonder if they have the documentation that they own it or if they are just going to lie about it like other banks have done.
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I can tell you that the vast majority of cases in California, the paperwork is there.
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Or not, as the case may be. We had a rash of banks filing summary judgments on credit card debt where they had NO evidence the person owed anything. I am sure some got through the cracks, and some counties were rubber stamping them.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
Credit Cards are completely different since they are unsecuritized loans. They are just rushing to the court house to grab whatever assets the debtor has. Also, most of those have been sold to debt collectors for pennies on the dollar.
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True, but those collection agencies often can’t produce the trail of ownership on the debt, but were still getting judgments.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
The benefits of default judgments.
Most counties are pretty strict about notice requirements but service by publication is the biggest farce.
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I believe . . .
. . . that at least in California service by publication is only recognized if due good-faith efforts have first been made to effect personal service in some form. (Not swearing to that, but it’s my dim memory.)
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
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I thought it said the mortgage holder went kaputsie too. Home owner defaulted and the bank folded, though I might have missed something what with the cat climbing all over me…ack!!!
The assets of that bank got bought up by someone. Banks don’t collapse in this country, they get taken over by the FDIC.
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these stories are told by bankers to lobby Congress
Repeating them is right up there with telling welfare queen anecdotes. It may have happened, and there were and are people who free ride on safety net programs, but retelling these stories is a political trope told by the prrivileged.
you could get this lottery ticket
therefore nothing is broken
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NSFW video kindly blocked for me at work, but as described above it sounds like theft to me, not a lottery.
It’s not theft. It’s adverse possession…it’s reminder of the wild wild west where a person can claim a property and owned it after a proscribed period of time (in California it’s 5 year). It never works much anymore because you need to have give legal notice of the adverse possession to the proper owners these days.
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Ah, didn’t get that. Back in the early ’90s there were housing activists filing papers on abandoned homes in Oakland. They wanted the owners to take responsibility for a forgotten and nearly worthless asset, and usually succeeded. So, what, in Texas you can file with the state and be done with it?
You can do that in just about every Western state. The activists were doing it to make a point.
I can’t speak whether the paper is legit or not (heck I have never seen affidavit spelled as avidavit) or whether it gives notice in Texas. I can tell you that the Bank will now file a lawsuit against the guy just to prevent others from doing the same.
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I’m a little puzzled. Adverse possession as I understood it required to property to be ‘abandoned’. If the bank is around and able to respond, how can the property be considered abandoned?
It does not need to be “abandoned”. You can literally go into someone’s house and set up camp there. If you give proper notice that you are adversely possessing the property and no one kicks you out, you win.
Adverse possession is basically legal squatting (of a property…not Aaron Rowand batting stance).
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and there is no complicated legal lawsuit to be filed. The bank just has to demonstrate that it owns the property and file an UD action against the guy. Takes like 2 hours.
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one more thing: Adverse possession is really the expiration of the statute of limitation for someone to bring suit to recover a piece of property.
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aha
Sounds very much like the bankruptcy trustee will have him out in about two minutes.
What are the noticing and other requirements in California? The bank owns a vacant lot down the hill on which it clearly has a fantasy minimum bid, as it’s been going to the courthouse month after month without a nibble. Perhaps if I notice them, I can negotiate a purchase.
Depends on the property.
Generally , you have to file something legally. Banks are generally not required to inspect their property to see if they are being adverse possessed.
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I wouldn’t expect them to, no. So probably a filing with the court and service to the officially designated agent for service of process, huh? It would almost be worth the cash. Then again, I’m likelier to hit the jackpot buying deep-out-of-the-money options.
Decisions, decisions..
No.
The chief reason for the creation of the “adverse possession” doctrine was disputed pieces of land on borders. A strip of land might, by original and exact title description, belong to A, but has been considered by B (whose property adjoins) to be a part of his holdings, and B has been so treating it for years—say farming it, or running livestock on it. “Adverse possession” prevents A from suddenly waking up one morning many years later and taking the strip of land in question back from B. That’s why the requirements to be met read the way they do: open and notorious occupation or use; you can’t sneak onto land and then claim adverse possession after camping in the woods for years.
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shift-A
I’m going to be a dad. Yeah!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
wooooo
its easier than raising puppies
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets get you a W tonight!
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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lots of little McCoven coming along of late.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Instead of asking, “so, when are you guys going to get married?” all the people I know just ask me, “you going to have a baby soon or what?” It’s weird.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That seems awful presumptuous.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
sure does
of course, howie has recently gained some weight, all in his uterus
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Your mom's a girl
I’ve also stopped menstruating, but I don’t want to read too much into it yet.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s mostly amusing, I think.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats and get ready. Best /worst times of your life and you would not trade it for anything.
Kind of like being a Giants Fan.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Congrats!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
How is babby formed?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yeah! Congrats!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Thanks everyone.
The day we found out was May 19 – Bumgarner beat the Dodgers for his first win. Let’s get a successful first trimester is over MadBum win!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
may 19th is my bday!!
you should name him/her carrot in my honor
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You could refer to his/her poop as “carrot cake.”
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Oh yeah, forgot to say it’s a girl.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HURRY UP AND REGISTER FOR THE BABY CONTEST
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A lot of that going on around here of late. Congratulations on your family addition!
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Fuckers gonna fuck
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I gotta get that vasectomy scheduled.
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The take-home version is not worth the savings.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
i actualyl saw people selling do it your self vasectomy kits
during spring break
no joke
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear the Kinect version isn’t all that bad.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
congrats
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You told me the same thing when I said I wanted kids. This is never going to work out.
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It’s the trying and then failing that bothers me. Never trying is something else. I would assume that I would at least try to be a parent first and then, after five minutes of screaming, would just leave it supine in the middle of the living room and go off and do something more interesting.
I have to give props to Every6thDay for admitting this. Most parents assume they are doing a wonderful job, even, or especially, when they aren’t.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
I don’t like the advice “Just do it. You’ll learn to like it.”
It goes against my patriotism. It offends me because of the presumption and the lack of respect.
Marriage and children are too important to get the “Just do it. You’ll learn to like it.” advice.
I appreciate the fact that you lack the urge to reproduce!
Good for you.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
so, I can blame this particular nerosis on my birth order?
what about my little brother?
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Your mom's a girl
I’m the third of 4 and I felt the same way. I never had kids. I think I probably would have done a fine job, had it worked out that way. My siblings are all good parents.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
I’ve never wanted to have kids. Shocked the hell outta gramma when I was about 6 year old, by telling her I would NEVER have children. Poor Grammy.
I thought I wanted them until I had friends that were parents and I saw what was actually required.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
I can barely keep up with all the cleaning and laundry and whatever for just the two of us. The other day I realized that that’s why people have kids!!! So the kids can do the dishes, take out the trash, and vac. the floors!!!
lol
yeah, we’d been paying my wife’s sister to come once a week and clean, but now she’s pregnant and too sick to do it regularly.
I’m sure we’d be better without dogs, cause they bring in a lot of dirt and hair
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Thank you! When we were having drinks with you and Mrs. Goofus before the game at Wrigley, she was drinking wine and already pregnant. HORRIBLE MOTHER.
Nah, she didn’t know yet. just kiddin’
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just glad she was already pregnant when I met her
I hate getting blamed for these things
The thong is, it happened.
You’re like an NBA player. Pregnancy follows you around the country.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Fabulous
Although, if you don’t move before he or she is 7, you might end up, as I did, with a Cubs fan.
by NearestNorwich on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOO
I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Velez on the LOLgers roster?
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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOLenio LOLez is on the LOLgers Roster
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry
This made me laugh heartily, grant
Then add in that “The Los Angeles Angels” translates to “The The Angels Angels,” and that second sentence is one that can cause riots in ESL classes across the country.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
Romo is awesome.
Lowest FIP, xFIP, and SIERA out of all qualifying relievers. #3 in tRA tho. tRA lies
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
/sits on bench in high leverage situation
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
I must say I enjoyed the Power Rankings Grant.
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry
My power rankings grant was provided by the National Endowment for the Humanities.
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someone needs to do an sbn baseball writers ranking
would be interesting to see where grant and jeff placed
or that guy from amazin ave who is a secret mod on every sbn baseball site
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So this is what I've been doing for the last two hours.
I’m such a technical idiot. This would have taken jct or Natto five minutes.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Just claim it's avante garde and shout at anyone who complains
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
But he's not confrontational
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made me lol anyway
the pause right before joe talks trash makes it
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It's ok Grant. This is what I've been doing the last hour on my lunch

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Matt, Matt
Barn door is open
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This is such nerd talk
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CS3 keeps giving me .gif hiccups when I import video.
Super annoying. I’ll have to step up and get CS5 soon, I guess.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to downgrade to CS4 to import
Because I installed 64 bit version of CS5. Now I am running both on the same computer.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
the only reason i wont move on to chrome
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
until i can run download helper noscript ietabs and something akin to foxyproxxy
I just cant make the switch
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I also open Firefox to print out articles to PDF, because Chrome litters the pages with headers and footers that they give you no control over.
by non sequitur on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the joke is that Kemp was so bad he couldn’t even hit the 5th best relief pitcher.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah,
I was focused on his eyes, which looked either worried or bummed. It’s the jaw shift that makes him all cowboy-like. Got it now.
What ever the fuck Joe said, he loved it!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like...
“Try and hit the ball, ya bum!”
And yeah, Jen’s all “Call me”, as Kemp walks off.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
LOL ROCKIES
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Steady Freddie: #Braves’ Freeman tied for NL lead w/5 HRs, #MLB lead w/15 RBIs since July 4. All 5 homers & 10 RBIs have come vs. #Rockies.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
The Franchise Episode One on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoFOJJPli-c&feature=sh_e_sl&list=SL
I’m shameless, I Demonoid it.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm rec'ing it for the sharing.
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I love Demonoid. Since I don’t have a TV I rely on it + Netflix streaming for everything.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
…coming from the person who Demonoid it.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
also likely to be taken down pretty soon
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Yes. Very likely unless it is unsearchable.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, knuckleheads. Click on the link.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The DVD will have extra goodies, I’m sure. If the Giants dont repeat and release more DVD’s, The Franchise discs will should be a solid replacemet for stocking stuffers.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The couches in the Giants clubhouse are awful.
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OT
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Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
BREAKING NEWS?
This has been known for over a year, right?
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Last season when the presale was announced a lot of Cal fans were interested in getting the
password from STHs that werent using them. People were even selling the password on Craigslist.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Cal can go to hell for ruining our ball park.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
We are paying good $ to ruin the ballpark!
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
AT&T will be fine.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Just wait until October when the field is torn up and we’re in the playoffs.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It will be fine. They play 5 games there. FIVE. That’s a small number. The grounds crew can handle it.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
First, the Giants brass are the ones who made the deal. Second, the Giants are going to do well for themselves financially in the deal.
As a fan of the Giants
This sucks. You can try to spin it as much as you like, however, the field won’t be in its normally pristine condition.
there isnt a lunch ot yet? im suprised
Stir fry and fried turkey nuggets
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
So I was playing around with the team stats on ESPN
The Giants rank 3rd in runs scored on the road in the NL and last at home. The Giants also passed Atlanta and Philadelphia in team ERA last night to rank first in the NL. Interesting.
Suck it Greatest Pitching Staff in the History of the Universe
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
From Hector Sanchez’s twitter:
De regreso a Fresno !!! A seguir trabajando duro !!
Who is replacing him?
Also, thank goodness for Google translate.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
#UR5
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
#HATSOFFSF
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Your mom's a girl
Why did they even bring him up in the first place? Also, it seems weird to send him down when Stewart got clocked in the head last night.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I’ve been saying it, and I’ll keep saying it, smoke and mirrors.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope we hear more about what the plan was in the first place. The whole thing seems so strange, like it was done on a whim.
by Seasick fish on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL What does he mean “continue working hard”? Was riding the pine not hard work?
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the double exclaimation point a spanish language thing? (I took French in high school)
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No. You add question marks or exclamation points upside down at the beginning of the sentence, but just one at the end.
Ok. I guess he is just extra enthusiastic.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
NOONAN
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with SACK STROKER
Noonan!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That ruins my credibility FORESKIN FEELER
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants are not giving up enough
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We need the Baggs sign.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I'm going to guess Gillespie
They need backup infielders with Tejada on the shelf.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I hope not, becuase Gillaspie looked absolutely ATROCIOUS at the plate in the Grizzlies series at Sacramento this weekend.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I hope not, becuase Gillaspie looked absolutely ATROCIOUSat the plate in the Grizzlies series at Sacramentoat the plate and in the field last night in Reno
Fixed
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
unfortunately
it’s still “not baggs” running the blog
Fixed
Whoomp. There it is.
The thong is, it happened.
by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
little bit louder
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
OBVIOUSLY CARLOS BELTRAN
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
its Jeff Keppinger
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/43815726/ns/sports-player_news/
"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"
-Sergio Romo
by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, duh.
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Don’t want to jump to conclusions, but if Hector Sanchez is getting demoted, it’s because the Giants are going to activate Posey.
6 minutes ago
by Hyoton on Jul 19, 2011 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Posey standing on 1 leg
Still probably hits better than anyone not named Panda right now
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
awe cmon
Just a gross exageration.
I agree Ross and Nate tearing it up, esp lately. Hope to see panda, nate, ross as future 3,4,5 guys soon.
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
cough Posey cough
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near future
Mid term future, Posey is there baby.
I would like Huff to bat 2, and Fonty 6. Change it up some. Make Huff think walk might be good for him.
Fonty is not a bad 6-8 hitter. He always seems to have smart approach, rarely wasted AB’s or pitches.
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely better than Huff
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i was just watching murderball
too bad posey cant catch in a wheel chair
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
wow sanchez rehab start did not go well at all
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
last start?
Baggs said that it was no biggie since Dirty was ordered to throw strikes no matter what.
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Aww.
hect171189 hector sanchez by extrabaggs
I going back because I need play everyday but I’ll back in September ;)
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
He's not Belt
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
In perhaps related move, Giants promoted Double-A 2B Nick Noonan to Fresno. So Brett Pill, who’s played 2B at AAA, is another possibility.
why would they want to put ANOTHER guy on the 40 man roster?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Is there even room? Isn’t Bocock still taking up that last spot?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Yeah. Seemed like he was on the 40 man forever.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
And wasn’t Pill on the 40-man at one point already?
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
As I understand it, he was once but now he isn’t.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
See fer yurself:
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/team/roster_40man.jsp?c_id=sf
Of course who knows when it was last updated…
I think Giants traded Bill Hall for Reyes
Just a guess
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be surprised
they are both injured and think of all the veteran grittiness they are getting in return
Reyes activated today
Or scheduled to be
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If that happened
There would still be people here ripping Sabean for the move just out of habit
The thong is, it happened.
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Hector Sanchez tweeted that he’s been sent back to Triple-A Fresno. Will have rest of roster move (Belt, anyone?) when I get to ballpark.
8 minutes ago
Does anyone else hate the “, anyone?” meme?
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
Yes
I can’t stand that.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
A new meme to annoy Lars, anyone?
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/kicks you into space
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree.
(Of course.)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s okay when it’s in reference to food… “cheesecake anyone?” otherwise nuh-uh.
by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Only because cheesecake is really pie.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.
..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Or maybe Pill is gong to go back to 1B, so Belt can get called up. It’s crazy, I know.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Dont worry guys, lets not PANIK
Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh
by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Who has the Panik button?
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?? And against the Dodgers?!
But he’s pretty danged good, and when the performance is matched with his age, he’s pretty danged rare. Bumgarner starts for the Giants against the Dodgers on Tuesday night — put a pot of coffee on and stay up for this one, Other Time Zones. Kid’s good.
With Love,
Jinx Jinxby
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wrote crap like that all last year, and the Giants won the World Series.
Jinx this.
/grabs crotch
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
But you’re already married! There’s no more that I can do.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/ sign o’ the cross
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jinxy McJinxerton.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I thought Cain would live in a nice place.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Does he live in SF in the offseason? If not, then wherever that is might be nicer and this might just be a rental.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind then.
Maybe he is being smart and saving his money.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't look at all like a Noe Valley house
Looked like something in San Bruno or maybe Westlake/Lake Merced
The thong is, it happened.
That was what it said in that article in the Chron from a couple years ago.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Arb eligible next year
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Crap
response fail
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UNBROKEN!!!
The Giants acquired Jeff Keppinger from the Astros for right-handed pitchers Henry Sosa and Jason Stoffel, according to Alyson Footer of the Astros (on Twitter). The Astros called Jose Altuve up to the Major Leagues in a related move.
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Stuff's happening!
Someone tell me what to think, quick!
by Seasick fish on Jul 19, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, okay, I'll do it
KEPPINGER? I HARDLY EVEN KNOW HER!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
That was pretty bad
I vote for next time keppinger mouth shut.
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
In 163 PA this season: .307 .320 .436 .755
by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jul 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t Stoffel a decent prospect?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
his schtick ran a little long on 20/20
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BELT HAS BEEN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
So in summary, Hector Sanchez sent down. Brandon Belt called up. Giants acquire Jeff Keppinger via trade. Still one more missing roster move
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
So much win this in tweet
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I don't like it
And I don’t get why people like it when Belt won’t play every day. IF he plays every day, it’s good move but to sit on the bench?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You're assuming this doesn't mean that Aubry Huff ran out of rope.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
This is the Giants we’re talking about.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It doesn’t mean he’s playing every day. He needs to play at least 4 of 6 games a week.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He may get starts in the OF as well.
It is just too soon to say one way or the other.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
/orks cow
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
All Belt had to do was stop hitting so much and strike out 4 times! IT’S SO SIMPLE.
Ryan Cavan: Probably better than you think.
by ryanmiles on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No matter what happens the rest of the season
We’ll always have those four Hector Sanchez plate appearances to get us through the winter.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
FREE AT LAST!
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to meekly point out that I did halfheartedly suggest Keppinger.
So I hope this works out.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
LOUD NOISES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SBNation reproted enitre site down
I was down here too
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Keppinger
This solves all our offensive problems!! We’re a fucking juggernaut!! Not really, but Keppinger can hit.
Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.
He's got some pop!
Which reminds me…
Though considering where both teams are in the standings, it’d make more sense if Tampa Bay were repping Pepsi, and Houston were repping Diet Black Cherry Shasta.
Whatever happened to Cragmont?
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Third time the charm!
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT
SFGiants San Francisco Giants
Tonight’s #SFGiants lineup: Torres cf, Fontenot 2b, Sandoval 3b, Schierholtz rf, Ross lf, Belt 1b, Crawford ss, Whiteside c, Bumgarner p.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Fan-fucking-tastic.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Crawdaddy not sent down...
Buriss sent down or another DL trip?
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure he’s back, but when will he get playing ti-
BELT!
by Seasick fish on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hm.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BUT WHO WILL 4-3??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OMG BELT
I think Bochy has been doing better with his lineup construction as the year as gone on. Hats off to him.
Seems like last year they started effing around with the struggling players
and played upside guys more after the AS break, but maybe I’m wrong.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
He does better when he has real players to plug in. When he has even a shred of a question mark to make a decision about, it gets weird.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s been throwing paint everywhere all season and now some’s sticking and he’s sticking with it. All those weird ass, bad looking lineups were just as much him seeing he can actually hit the ball as much as his love affair with gritty vets (well, there’s that too)
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt #hatsoffSF
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL KEPPINGER
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yeah, but Fontenot is ok there.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yeah, it's just funny how no matter who it is,
Second bats second.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
LOL HUFF
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I’m watching tonight.
I hope Crawford hits four home runs just so he can go out with a good one.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
uh no
Those were Giants fans.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
And on the 7th day, Sabean rested… but not before trading for Beltran or Cuddyer.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Please be good tonight, Belt!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
hatsoffjeffkeppinger
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Not as good defensively right?
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I’m okay with this transaction
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
So Fontenot is our new SS?
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BRANDON BELT IS FREE!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
The clincher for Sabean
…was when Belt struck out four times last night. That made him officially a Giant. As for Keppinger, it had to be the four walks this year in 163 atbats. That’s Sabes kind of player.
Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.
by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Belt had to prove his grittiness.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jul 19, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Keppinger something of a clank?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No…about average…BR has him a -0.7 dWAR in 6 years
Fangraph has him at 1.3 UZR for his career.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
If he wants to be a Giant
He is going to have to learn how to hit into more double plays.
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m actually not sure what any of it means, but everyone sure seems thrilled.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
Career splits
.284 .337 .395 .731
BA\OB\SLG\OPS
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Says he plays SS
Poo Boy JJ Hardy?
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we are going to see more Fontenot at SS and Kepinger at 2B.
This is better than Tejada.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
He is doing well this year and okay last year.
He reminds me of a slightly better Fontenot.
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2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Considering I know next to nothing about Sosa and nothing about Stoffel
Nothing!
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
His name is Esther Sosa
That’s probably why he has a 10+ era
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure no one will miss Sosa or Stoffel. For example, Sosa was DFA’d (he had been on the 40 man), and no one took him off waivers.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Like when you put a couch on the street corner and it is still there 3 weeks later because even the homeless people don’t want to sleep there.
and then college starts and that thing gets snapped up.
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Basically.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
THE VERY MOST SINGLE IMPORTANT STAT FOR KEPPINGER OF ALL!
.347/.407/.449/.856
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how long it will take for somebody to figure what that line is, and how long it will take to figure out my sarcasm levels.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
And now for the sarcasm levels!
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
(Which are weird because I’m totally cool with Keppinger and I like his line in our lineup, but I’m sort of trolling with his ballpark splits, anyway)
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet we do see that AT&T line in a CSN graphic sometime in the next few days, though.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Correction:
No major reason to dislike it. But I can’t see it does anything but provide a substitute Bill Hall.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Eric Byrnes on MLB Network so no Byrnes on KNBR this week.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
They picked the wrong one. Matt Downs would look good in orange and black again.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Speaking of Matt Downs, on the Astros game notes they said Matt and his wife just welcomed a new son, Matthew, Jr.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Aw!
So exciting!
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
First child, too
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
What about Algeria or some other African nation?
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Belt’s got some kind of rivalry going with Kershaw, or at least thats what the media whats us to think.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
BB and H against him in his debut no?
Probably enough data for Sabes to make some conclusions.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
This had to happen first
mrs. nvsfg getting a Belt autgraph on the back of her Giants jersey. He signed it with his MLB number as well, not the MiLB number. I got serious sh*t for getting all of Belt and only half of her face.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
So...
I guess this officially spells the end of the Bill Hall Era…
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
The Ricky Ledee of 2011!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
mat latos must be thinking
Oh yeah?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
fixed
mat latos must bethinkingsucking it
No, I had it right the first time.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What a mundane post
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So, this makes three 2011 Astros second basemen to play for the GIants in 2010 or 2011
Hall, Keppinger, Downs
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Tejada just barely missed meeting the criteria
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GIS for "Jeff Keppinger" (large image is large)

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
HISSSSSSSSSS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s like an MLB prom where Bud Selig is a chaperone.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
PARTY!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
We can have soda, and pie! I hope no bad people show up.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Which one is he?
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Damnit Nat !
Now I have to explain to everyone why I just spit coffee all over my office.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
He’s way back in the stands. Squint.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OK
Someone needs to photoshop a bunch of stuff in the background like that player eat sunflower seeds or Denorfia.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I need to get to work. I’ve been seriously scuffling on that thing I need to send you.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The woman in the dark blue looks suspiciously familiar…heh.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOUD NOISES
I heard SBN broken because of you guys?
"For science. You monster."
We didn't break it
You’re the KINGofCRA5H
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I likey
Yahoo sports says 2b\ss with career splits identical to JJ Hardy. I mean, -100 SLUG but we don’t hit for power anyways.
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
May I be the first?
Stoffel will win the 2013 Cy Young.
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
I are a Giants fan
Ask Cal Bear what that means.
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Price was practicaly free
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the key. Free upgrade! And an actual upgrade!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Career line of
.284/.337/.395 is not bad…BABIP this year is sustainable and he found some pop this year as well.
Low swing outside of the zone rate, low swing through rate
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
It’s kind of what I’ve been saying, that he won’t make a big, splashy Beltran trade butwould a few mid-level trades that look kind of meh but add up in the end. This trade definitely is in line with that.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
what is the stoffel freakout level?
I’m guessing pretty high.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
They make a fine pastry!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t really know anything about him. Minor league reliever? Okay.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason i thought he was highly coveted
around these parts.
former U of A closer guy right?
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
Gobroks on Stoffel
18-Jason Stoffel-RHP. Stoffel’s ERA was pretty high, but his K rate on HR rate (especially in the Cal league) was encouraging. I think he has a chance to move quickly, possibly being a September call up in 2011.
‘Of note’ on Sickels list of Giants prospects. In the mid 20s of community prospect list
Crawfish Boxes
is fairly meh on the trade. Apparently they have a stud player coming up. But now realizing that Sosa and Stoffel both suck.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
because they know Ed Wade has horseshit for brains so they just close their eyes and hope for the best anytime their front office does anything whatsoever
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, if I’m an Astros fan, the thing that excites me most about that trade is Altuve coming up.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
I love how the Giants Front office works
Sit on hand, they’ll come around
Sit on hand, they’ll come around
Glaring need, sit on hand, they’ll come around.
Nothing is brewing. Sit on hand. They’ll come around.
Freddy Sanchez is hurt. Sign Bill hall within 2 hrs.
Sit on hand, they’ll come around
Sit on hand, they’ll come around
Glaring need, sit on hand, they’ll come around.
Nothing is brewing. Sit on hand. They’ll come around.
Tejada injured. Trade for Keppinger within 24 hours.
BOOM
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
seems kinda like how almost every business operates
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The Authentic Fan: Ashkon and The Dawg
http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/video?PID=YtctiG_K5bcUrKH_B_1kwwC5BOzXoWCu
Interview with The Dawg and Alex the Ball Hawk(92 home runs bleeping shit).
the dawg, sure, he’s O.G., but Ashkon.. ugh this dude
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants fish every team for their backup INF and middle relievers
Get Fontenot
Lopez
Ramirez
Keppinger
all for peanuts, and bowker
Time to repeat in '11!
Jesus Christ, I go out wine tasting for a couple of hours and all hell breaks loose.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Everyone's opinion
i love Keppinger as a utility guy / RH platoon partner for Fontenot and I am ecstatic to see Belt back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I, for one, really like Keppinger as a utility player in a righthanded platoon with Fontenot. I am pretty happy to see Belt with the Giants.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Keppinger as a starter over Fontenot. I hate to see Belt with the Giants.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
109
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
oh thank god
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew it! I knew that’s what I thought!
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
That's an early start to the drinking!
"This is almost certainly a terrible idea. But I won't know for certain until I've actually done it." — Jez from Peep Show
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HANK:
Keppinger will not be here tonight.
SABES WUZ FLEECED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He was stood up!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
BY THAT GAL IN BLUE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That’s his name now, NOT BELTRAN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Keith Law
Sosa/Stoffel. Not a bad return at all. RT @FearThePotato: @keithlaw Any information on the prospects the Astros got for Keppinger?
Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.
Gotta think Giants are done on trading front
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
Brandon Belt could be the biggest acquisition they make this year, potentially.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
AND decided to start Brandon Belt.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
CHOP ALERT
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/7/19/2283801/giants-trade-jeff-keppinger-astros
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