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Post-post-game, pre-pre game links

Two things you should read because I totally wrote them and everything:

The regular post is coming soon. I found an unpublished post on the Zito/Vogelsong? controversy, so I'll probably just pretend I wrote that today.

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Jack Buck called that game for CBS Radio

And of course you had Lon calling the game on the 49ers radio network. Just staggering amount of talent in the broadcast booths.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every single call of that catch was amazing

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was interesting .....

Joe Montana and Gary Brown kind of resemble each other.

Coincidence? I think not.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see it. Except they are both white.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Brown is white?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was his first mistake.

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

all_look_the_same.joke

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Now I see it.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Jul 19, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Brown is Kenneth from 30 Rock.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see it

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 1:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That’s a really good picture of Gary. Don’t see the resemblance, though.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's the smile ......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should find a picture where Montana is young and they are both looking at the camera.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not identical, but here you go .....

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what Montana looked like when he was young?! The smiling pictures were better.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuup ....

freshman year at Notre Dame.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Joe looks a lot like his son.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brown looks like Montana’s thuggish older brother. You know, the one who got caught smoking out behind the garage..the one who thought it would be funny to get the neighbor’s dog drunk and let him in the pool…

I’m guessing he kicked Joe’s ass quite a bit when they were kids.

by younghutch on Jul 19, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see it here.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a better photo comparison. I see it.

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?!

his call of the catch is probably my favorite sports call of all time. I love how he always knows when to shut up and let a roaring crowd do their thing

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

His call of Koufax’s perfect game was basically perfect.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

on the radio, who just stops talking for minutes at a time anymore?

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he did use voice inflection at one point.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on

low blow!

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like he’s saying something about someone up a few rows saying “He’s a bum.”

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've broken my heart for the last time, Brisbee
Giants fans are the new Red Sox fans

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 19, 2011 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'ma import my comment to that from the comments section there:
I hope our version of “Fever Pitch” does not star Jimmy Fallon & Drew Barrymore.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

it will star adam sandler and cameron diaz

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Kent and a cross-dressing Barry Bonds

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah..It will star

Paul Rudd and Emma Stone

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be cool with that.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

rob schnieder. Duhhhhhhh

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danny Glover and Robin Williams.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Florence of Florence and the Machine act?

Because whenever I think of what San Francisco look like, generally speaking, the first thing that pops into my head is the image of Florence of Florence and the Machine.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still dont get the Florence of Florence reference (and Google was no help). Got a clue for me?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I was thinking of “Burrell in Bondage” when you said “the machine.”

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That 2nd picture is the definition of “sultry”.

by younghutch on Jul 19, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reunion!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

there we go

sorry, missed that somebody said him first.

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson & the Machine

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

how about miguel tejada?

in the movie, his foul ball knocked out Drew Barrymore.

by City Girl on Jul 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you take away Bumgarner's start versus Minnesota...

what’s are his stats? to keep it interesting can someone just replace that twins game with normalized or averaged game stats from this season, excluding that game?

by big logs Johnson on Jul 19, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Without that game, he would have a 3.10 ERA in 110.1 IP.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Can you take away the mishits from my morning ping-pong game, too, please? I will have been much less inept today, it turns out.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are mishits different from meshits?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are certainly a lot different than mesh shirts.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez Grant!

Your neediness is getting out of hand.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jul 19, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

The man got to Brisbee. He’s part of the system now.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. It’s not my style. I’m not big on confrontation, and I never have been.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant doesn’t have the balls go go after other bloggers except for mock outrage.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t think of a situation where Grant was directly “mean” or “rude” or straight up confrontational about someone’s opinion. Except when it’s an attack on him or his site, which is reasonable.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom, roasted!
Technology companies with stock that is probably worthless (though I’m not going to make the effort to look it up)

30. Oakland Athletics – Overstock.com Park
Everything wrong with naming rights, encapsulated with one stadium. Is it clunky to say? Check. Is it a name that seems out of place in every era other than the late-’90s, when the naming-rights craze was at its tech-fueled peak? Check.

There is good news, though. Here are some of the things you can buy at O.co:

    Tarps, if you need to cover the occasional 20,000 seats at your house
    All sorts of fans that can be delivered right to your doorstep if you’re having trouble finding some on your own
    A bunch of different glass pitchers in case the ones you have suddenly break.

A useful place, this O.co. I never would have known, if they didn’t pay off Ben Sheets for the rights to name the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Jul 19, 2011 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Great links too.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they were

Got lost in the copy/paste.

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by marcello on Jul 19, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just think way out of the box

is Kenji Johjima not signable as a backup catcher?

In 2010, he hit .291/.352/.507 in Japan…he was an excellent defensive catcher in 2009.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I got the feeling when he left that he didn't really enjoy his time in the US all that much

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that he wanted to go back to Japan because he missed home. I could be wrong.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't seem that way from his departing comments
Seattle general manager Jack Zduriencik said Monday the decision came somewhat unexpectedly over the weekend, and that it was solely Johjima’s. Zduriencik said the Mariners did not pay any money to buy out their former starting catcher, who said last season he was struggling to accept Seattle benching him in favor of rookie Rob Johnson.

Johjima’s contract gave him the right to end it by Nov. 15 for the purpose of finishing his career in Japan. He gave up salaries of $7.7 million next year and $8.1 million in 2011.

“After lots of very deep thought and deliberation, I have decided to return home to resume my career in Japan,” Johjima said in a statement. "I have had a wonderful experience competing at the major league level. The last four years have been extraordinary, with great teammates and great coaches. I will always be indebted to the Mariners organization for giving me the opportunity to follow my dream.

“This was a very difficult decision, both professionally and personally. I feel now is the time to go home, while I still can perform at a very high level.”

I think he felt bad for being benched and not playing well.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4577197

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he wouldn’t be happy as a backup, then?

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t exactly designate him as a backup. I mean it’s not like Whiteside or Stewart have been designated “starters”.

I think he could have the opportunity to be the full time catcher.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's "home", his girlfriend?

(pronounced “ho meh”)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot he existed.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think pablo wrote this tweet
KFP48 FOR ALL MY FANS IN SAN FRANCISCO, I’LL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPH AT BALLPARK GALLERY (DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM AT&T PARK) SATURDAY AT 11am

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

wayyyyy too comprehensible.

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen Horrible Bosses? I want to see it but I’ve seen mixed reviews.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

It's absolutely hilarious.

And Aniston looked unbelievable.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sokay

Aniston was hot, but after that some of the laughs were a little off.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misread that to say

Lap Dance

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

since ive forgotten yet again

where can i find instructions on how to post a pic?

by NeifiPerezz on Jul 19, 2011 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It's one of the top fanposts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Got a fizzing idea for a stadium, Hoss. Gonna put it up in the Oak District.”
“Sounds swell, Frankie. What’ll you call it?”
“Was thinkin’ Oak District Stadium.”
“That’s crazy enough to work, Frankie.”
“They call it Oak District because of the trees you know.”

While I was reading this, I had an image of a black and white movie running through my head. The kind of old movies where everyone moved really fast.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/piano music

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonanza.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

rabble rabble

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy in the back, behind the one most prominent, is clearly fapping.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-face

By the way, this is Steve Moskowitz’s favorite gif EVER!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the shit? This is scary.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great American is an insurance company?

So much for a patriotic homage to baseball in Cincy.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not that great of a ballpark. Probably the worst of the four within 3 hours of driving distance of me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The riverboat theme is kind of cool, though.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

its better than the jake?

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

also that makes me think of this


the mistake by the lake
prolly the worst stadium of all time when it wasnt packed

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went there when I was three years old and barely remember it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the centerfield bleachers literally were not connected to the rest of the park

so not only could you not try to sneak into better seats even though there would only be 2000 people in a stadium built to sit 800000 but you felt hella isolated from the rest of the stadium

i do think that this is the stadium where people would go to the top bleachers and have sex during the game cuz no one could see

except that it got filmed and shown on tv one time.

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of Mt. Davis

felt like you were watching baseball from across the street.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Wrigley?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Across the street at Wrigley is closer to the field!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh, that really doesn’t look that bad.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That’s what you get when you build a ballpark by the ocean.”—Oil Can Boyd

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he really say that?! Classic.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Jake

but those massive left field bleachers kind of need to go.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then where would the drummer dude be?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just need to reduce the size of them

I remember when the Cardinals came through to Jacobs one year Mark McGwire hit a mammoth shot onto the parking garage that is adjacent to those bleachers. For the rest of the year, any time a big slugger came to town there would be people watching from the parking garage/beyond the fences.

Those 1999-2000 Indians were my only non-Giants teams.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw the trailer for the Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Looks good but really hard for me to believe that even super intelligent monkeys with spears can take over the world.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree, but I think the key is the degree of Caesar's intellect.

Sort of like Khan in Star Trek, though even Khan was forced into exile.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

super intelligent monkeys with spears have already taken over the world

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well played sir.

Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.

by LeMasterBlaster on Jul 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interested about

John Carter
Contagion

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

High hopes for John Carter thanks to the director

Apparently Scorcese is doing some movie called Hugo, saw the trailer during HP. Could be good. And even though the trailers are always meh, I can’t wait for the next Sherlock Holmes.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Jul 19, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is the movie that has Bryan Cranston and the underwear model from Friday Night Lights? That sounds promising.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Carter has the guy from Friday Night Lights.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be a crime how pretty that young man is.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then they would lock him up and I wouldn’t be able to stare at him anymore. :(

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why god made webcam.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who? Tim Riggins?

The gf complains that he has a big forehead.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kissable lips.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he’s canadian

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which makes him hotter to me.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was always funny when he forgot he was supposed to be a Texan.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. His accent was quite spotty.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily for him, his character didn’t have to speak that much, a la Jordan Catalano

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it worked much better that way. I wonder if Bryan Cranston gave him acting lessons.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mean it as a negative thing.

Did you guys see this: An Oral History of Friday Night Lights

The part about casting coach Taylor was pretty great.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t read it. That was awesome, thanks.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep forgetting Grantland exists.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Invention of Hugo Cabret, which the movie is based on, is exceptional.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apes, not monkeys.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Gasp*

He can talk!

He can talk!
He can talk!
He can talk!

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can siiiiiiiing!

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Phil Hartman...

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Rise of the Planet of the Apes looks awful. It looks… awful.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm excited for it.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The trailer seems interesting

I always imagined Planet of Apes to take place in an alternate reality universe.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does in the remake.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, IIRC, in the original source novel.

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you enjoy it, but I stand by my opinion.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, the CGI was horrible in the preview. I was squirming.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tortured monkey glare

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of a science experiment gone bad, the cause of the rise of the apes will be midichlorian infection.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

apes =/= monkeys

I can explain the difference if you want.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tails.

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand the difference. But I can’t properly mock the trailer if I’m expected to respect the difference.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

By any primate, that trailer was god awful.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it looks absolutely terrible.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how many wins do the Giants end up with?
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Food for thought: 92 wins has been magic number to reach playoffs in NL. Giants need to finish 36-29 to finish 92-70, as they did last year.

They have a lot of home games remaining too.

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by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Giants will have a better regular season record than last year

but I don’t think the team will be as strong in the post season as it was last year.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this statement.

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm inclined to agree.

I’m pretty sure the Phillies are going to embarrass them in the regular season and, should the Giants face off against them again in the playoffs (I don’t know that they’ll make it past Atlanta again, but let’s assume that they can) I’m pretty confident the outcome is much different.

Last year, we were worried that the offense was too home run oriented. They don’t even have that going for them this year.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Giants will win 2 out of 3 at AT&T

and probably one of 3 at CBP..

We still have 6 games against the Disastros as well.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Braves beat us in the play offs.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

because we would have home field. Then again, they did destroy us at home in April.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Braves had barely any offense going into last year's post season.

Dan Uggla alone is going to give the Giants headaches, even if he’s playing like crap right now.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves are an enigma this year. Their pitching is a lot better than expected but their offense is a lot worse than expected. The key questions is whether Heyward and Uggla will ever wake up offensively?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had no Prado and no Chipper last year

This year they’ll have both of those guys and Uggla. Though Heyward has had troubles.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they still have McCann.

And I’m sure Nate McLouth will do something to make us all go, “WTF? NATE MCLOUTH??!?!?”

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right.

forgot they were chipperless and pradoless.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but Chipper is not very good this year…maybe 2 oWAR

Prado also has been surprisingly poor…0.6 oWAR thus far

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks Conrad had to play.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by DFARowand on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t win a game without an unearaned run or the ump calling Posey safe.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

It will be interesting to see how their bullpen holds up in the second half.

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by Juan Primo on Jul 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Regular season will still come down to the last day, IMO. Just because i still think COL is still going to get back in the race and the Dbacks play their last 9 at home.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their current pace would put them at ~93 wins

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by marcello on Jul 19, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy stats of the day

So I read Dave Cameron’s trade value bit, and instead of MadBum I started wondering why Pablo wasn’t on the list. And then I went to look at his fangraphs page. So this is SSS and should be taken as merely a curiosity, but so far this season DRS has Pablo at +8 and UZR has him at +11. In 434 innings. A third of a season. His UZR/150 is +35! So apparently Pablo will someday be mentioned in the same breath with Brooks Robinson.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

will someday be mentioned in the same breath with Brooks Robinson

If he cuts most of the brim off his batting helmet.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Kruk and Kuip talking about that the other day. They never did get around to talking about why he did that.

by taliesin on Jul 19, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was one of my favorite players growing up, so I remember it, but never pondered it’s existence until K&K the other day.

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't help worrying that this will jinx MadBum's start tonight.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DAVE CAMERON WAS RIGHT!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. Let Amy Goodman’s raspy voice soothe you as she harps on labor strife in Guatemala. ;^)

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your face is, uh… a harp.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So TL2, do you agree with me or are you giving me a hard time?

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand firmly in the middle. I don’t listen to Democracy Now!, but I can tell you the content is probably better than its production values.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe they are not trying to misinform the public, and there’s no way they’re winning any awards, so they have those things on their side. But the santimony is just too much for me.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sanctimony

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Democracy Now! and its staff have received several journalism awards

Link

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody ever said there is no way you are receiving any certifications either.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just a running gag with TL2.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Folsom Street Fair already happened this year.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

not until september I think

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, jeez, is that one in the fall? Well, there goes a perfect setup. Sorry.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if TL2 knows what the Folsom Street Fair is.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a reported. He can find out.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reporter. I bet he can spell real good, too.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really confused the first time I heard about it, as it seemed pretty racy for the city of Folsom

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m vaguely familiar with it. Not my cup of tea, sweetened or unsweetened.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d give up. He already hates everything I love.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We both love the Giants!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Smell you later, Comiskey, you cheap *******!"

I didn’t realize it wasn’t Jacobs Field anymore

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

you know whats bullshit

so my son is getting hella into the sesame street
its all elmo and cg abby kadabby
what happened to oscar and grover and big bird
this is bull honky

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

There is still some of that. They had Snuffleupagus on yesterday. Elmo is definitely the focus though.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do give the rest of the cast some time

but since 70 percent of the show is elmos world, abby flying fairy school, and murry had a little lamb trip to the school thing, they dont have much time for the old crew
Bring back Grover

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elmo = Marketing Dollars

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just imagine if he grew a beard like Brian Wilson’s.

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by Juan Primo on Jul 19, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inside Elmo's Beard

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Brian Wilson dyed his beard red and added googly eyes, it would look like Elmo on his face.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could do an entire sub-thread of obscure, short-lived Sesame Street characters.

I’ll start: Forgetful Jones

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by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

elmos dad is nightmare fuel


and he speaks in a southern accent

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like he’s wearing a bowling shirt.

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he lets charlie sheen dress him

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like an older Telly.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. yeah the celeb bits can be pretty good

I liked when will arnett went on as job and tried to do magic

Ive always had this theory that elmo secretly loves zoe and thats why he hates her pet rock
he is just being hella jelly

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where I am glad we do not yet allow Mister Man to watch the teevee proper. He gets the occasional youtube or short dvd feature. If he knew there were a whole Elmo universe with narrative and episodes, he’d never want to leave the house again.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over the last decade and a half Sesame Street’s really been dumbed down. The process started when I was young.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see the stuff they broadcast when they started.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen bits of it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

1971

There is a reason they have youtubed things like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ

I remember first seeing that as a kid a couple years later and thinking it was the funniest thing in the whole world. Nearly forty years later, I still think it is one of the funniest things in the whole world.

The seventies were an underappreciated time.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, 1974

Last time I will trust Wikipedia about anything.

Looks like I may well have seen that one when it first aired. Man, I’m old.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was excellent

They still had rotary phones then?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rotary phones were still in use when I was a wee lad.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My iPhone has a rotary dialer!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hubby & I were just reminiscing about seeing the first video stores. Now there’s none.

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was born in 1974, and I remember us having a rotary phone.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone can probably pin down when you didn’t have to lease your phones from the phone company. sometime in the 80’s, I think, might have been with the consent decree.

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you had asked me 6 months ago I would have been able to tell you off of the top of my head. Now I have forgotten. :(

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when the transition away from rotary phones was happening. Some folks had them, others did not. This made the automated menus when calling certain companies really interesting. It was something along the lines of: “If you are calling from a rotary phone, please hold and an operator will assist you”.

Of course, since a lot of people still had rotary phones, the wait to speak to a live person was forever. So the more enterprising people tried doing their best “1 tone” when the option presented itself.

“Beeep”

Damn, that didn’t work.

“Booop”

Crap!

“Baaaaa”

Whew!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carterfone decision in 1968 opened the doors, but widespread purchase of phones didn’t take off until the early 1980s when declining electronics costs made them dirt cheap.

Consent decree (aka MFJ) was in 1982, became effective 1/1/84. AFAIK, it did nothing directly to further enable ability to purchase your own phone, but may have helped make people more aware that they had choices.

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by TheAntiBork on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Carterfone. That was what I was trying to remember. Thanks.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

I was trying to describe this bit to someone just yesterday.

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Yip Yips are comedy gold

While the telephone bit is the first I saw and imo still the best, the grandfather clock (1972) is aces as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhKhGyUnc2E

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by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I watch it with my daughter and it’s definitely different but there is a lot more educational stuff there.

They teach about nutrition, environment, weather, and many other things. They still have the letter and numbers of the day. Sesame Street 20 years ago was some live action role playing, some cartoons, and a bunch of old school film clips of children.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s just the Elmo’s World segments that I find so grating. Elmo is clearly geared toward 3-year-olds, whereas the other characters tend to be directed more towards 5-year-olds.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Elmo’s World is a lot more educational than what used to be on Sesame Street. It’s definitely geared toward a younger audience (3-5) though. Rest of the show is probably geared toward 5-8 year olds

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does

he just eats other things like veggies now.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem..

The politically correct phrase is Non-Traditional Housing

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CENSUS BUREAU

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious Dave Chappelle bit:

Kids: “Oscar you’re mean!”
“Yeah Oscar, you’re a grouch!”
“Bitch I live in a fucking trashcan! I’m the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street! Ain’t nobody helping me.”

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just eats other things like veggies now.

Fucking weak.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think that’s weak. The public school I used to work at didn’t let kids bring in “treats” for their birthdays. I wasted a lot of time going rounds with the cafeteria / nutrition people wondering why it was okay for them to serve doughnuts, or french toast or sweetened cereals to the kids for breakfast every week… but having a cupcake once a month for some kids birthday was going to make everybody FAT!

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sweet merciful fuck are people stupid.

I am going to facepalm myself to unconsciousness.

Wow. Public schools suck.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once a month?

Nine kids in the class. You must be teaching in heaven. What happens when you have 28 kids and obnoxious parents who insist on coming in when it’s convenient for them no matter what else is scheduled for that day and giving their birthday kid something special, even when they miscount and there isn’t enough to go around for all the others? Welcome to the real world of what public school teachers deal with.

by NearestNorwich on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had 25 kids, but not all of them want to celebrate birthdays, many of them were December or summer babies… and it’s easy to deal with the parents… you tell them it’s not allowed, but there is a park right next door and the district has no control over what you do with your child at 12:01pm after class is over for the day and your child is signed out.

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAKE BOSS

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was laughing so hard when I saw this

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I only saw yip yip links. Oh well.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I actually don’t find those Old Spice commercials to be very funny, but I do think it’s amusing they did that on Sesame Street.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Two tickets to that thing you love’ is a great phrase.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sun Life Stadium

Sun Life is insurance, not a financial institution.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's take advantage.
JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Do you have a question for Bruce Bochy? Tweet it to me and we’ll pick one randomly to ask the skipper and tell you what he said in pregame.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you staring at my breasts?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a question for Bork ......

Why is Rowand?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

by GIANT stoner on Jul 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is Belt coming up?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

She will pick the tamest question. We have no shot at this.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does the Giant's logo have the letters S and F?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Your club seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?”

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Jul 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I love that line.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STATS_MLB STATS LLC
The #Giants on Tues. can win 6th straight vs. #Dodgers for 1st time since 9/26/69 – the night The Brady Bunch premiered on ABC. #MLB

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Stanfurd!

Best Hospitals in the US

No. 7: UCSF Medical Center, San Francisco

No. 17: Stanford Hospital and Clinics, Stanford, Calif.

http://health.yahoo.net/articles/healthcare/best-hospitals-2011-12

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Just because my brother has spent so much time there

The UC Davis Children hospital in Sacramento is top notch in their own right.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend is a pathologist there

That’s what makes it top notch. ;)

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s great doctors all around at that place.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go bears?

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Jul 19, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago Bears are OK

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh, whatever?

You might want to head over to either of those fine institutions to get your obsessive inferiority complex checked.

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, where’s Cal?

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by speckops on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

UCSF is Cal.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically this. Like half of my Grad Student Instructors went to UCSF.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not, but Berkeley has no medical school of its own.

by non sequitur on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right but UCSF and Cal are connected via grad school

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to say this. They have different administrations, but the Grad Students can split classes between the two.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cross-registration for grad students, or something like that?

by non sequitur on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford’s medical school used to be in the City too (CPMC)

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bosses are happy

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: madison
IP: 220
ERA: 2.89
W-L: LOL WINS
K: 180
BB: 30
HR: 13

if you take into account his FIP, that looks pretty goddamn good right now. Cliff Lee JR!!!!!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

except the walks obv

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

shush you

I’M responsible for the good!! You will take the good with the bad!

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mind is blown

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad news is good news

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Henry Kuiper

likes Vogelsong

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Boss told me I had to pick a favorite EPL team.

And said I couldn’t just pick a terrible one that would be relegated at the end of the year.

Gave me three options: Man City, Chelsea, and Liverpool.

Which one should I root for?

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Man City

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should try to argue with him

arsenal all the way baby

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tottenham then, if you dare.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Go with Spurs

Good team, and they have Luka Modric.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re the team I’m trying to adopt but I keep on flirting with Barca

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this in april

Tottenham Hotspurs is a good club for many McCoven to support if you’ve no team in the EPL:

  • Team name from Henry IV. Shakespeare’s character Harry Hotspur was based on a 14th century ancestor called Sir Henry Percy who owned land in the Tottenham area.
  • The Logo is a cockerel (related to Harry Hotspur’s riding spurs). Fighting cocks are still fitted with miniature spurs (Hi Gallo).
  • Took slur as nickname—purportedly, rival Arsenal fans began calling them Yids because of the large Jewish population in the area. Spurs fans accepted it as a nickname calling themselves the "Yids" or "Yiddos". (anyone know if this is true—it’s superCool).
  • Ex-Hawkwind and current Bevis Frond bassist Ade Shaw is a Spurs supporter. (Frond frontman Nick Saloman supports QPR.)

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup- supporters group called Yid Army

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's no S at the end of hotspur!!!!!!

LOL AMERICAN

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I was thinking of Mat Lato.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arsenal all the way to relegation!

Glory Glory Man United!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Everton just because Howard is the team.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just about to say this as an alternate to arsernal

tim howard is my favourite soccer player

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chelsea has nice unis

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying you like Dodger Blue?!

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call it Cal Blue (which is actually called Yale Blue, but whatever)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll call it Dodger Blue

My Grandmother is from Manchester so I can’t associate Chelsea with anything good (aka CAL)

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

also DROGBA

what a great name

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPL blows

Go Accies!

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be a rebel

Hamilton Academical for life

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yes

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The correct answer is:

Norwich City.

Top-flight football returns to Carrow Road! THE CANARIES ARE BACK, BITCHES!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swansea!

First welsh team in the EPL.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?? Man, they were brutal when I was there. What changed?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUEENS PARK RANGERS

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

England or Scotland?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

England.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nottingham Forest!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone ever try to watch mls soccer

my friend is a huge philly union supporter
at first I didnt like it as much
but its growing on my

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

on your what?!?!?

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like the sounders/timbers rivarly

especially the ridiculous Tifo displays. I can’t get into the Earthquakes though, so i just observe the league as a whole.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

a became a pseudo sounders fan

because the earthquakes left and I liked the way that the sounders are sponsored by xbox and have the right shade of green to boot

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I think if it came down to supporting an MLS side it would probably be Toronto FC or Sounders FC. I’ve been to an earthquakes game against RBNY, and the whole atmosphere was super lame.

 Sounders fans are ridiculously passionate, as are most of the east coast teams.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the union fans are pretty nuts

the nickname for their supporters are cool, sns of dave or something
plus they chant doop doop doop after goals are scored because of an awesome german techno song

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Sons of Ben. And they have a good team as well. First place, I think. Pretty good for a 2-year old team.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sons of ben

for ben franklin i suppose.

that new stadium in Chester is pretty nice too.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, Ben Franklin. It’s good to see all the hardcore supporters spring up everywhere. It really adds a lot to the game. It helps to have a nice stadium like they do.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope the EQ's

can open up “The Epicenter at Cisco Field” or something like that soon. they need a real SSS.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A SSS is really a necessity now in MLS, unless you’re the Sounders. The poor Revs are stuck at Gillette. New stadiums are going up everywhere though, so maybe the Revs and Earthquakes will catch up eventually.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earthquakes games used to be quite lively back in the late 80’s when they played on that dinky little field at San Jose State.

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There field now

is even more dinky. Buck Shaw Stadium is a joke. Spartan Stadium games actually did look really packed and lively back in the day.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t there a new stadium in the works? I really hope so. Buck Shaw is embarrassing.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Earthquakes_Stadium

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather watch women’s NCAA soccer than the MLS. Yuck.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather watch the new Sex in the City movie

while at a WNBA game while my wife is talking to me about the expensive new set of silverware she wants to buy while my 1 year old son is crying then watch the MLS

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

*than

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BYU!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I think the girl pulled the hair of BYU.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone from chico remember the chico rooks

best soccer team ever

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man City is going places

so if you like winners…

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if you like winners...

go with Manchester United

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run. ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was surprised their friendly only drew 11,000 vs. Club America @ PacT&T. Tix were
god-awfully expensive.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s why they only drew 11000! Too damn expensive!

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm just going to leave this here

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Should be green

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ot

This guy is my hero
got a 300,000 dollar house for 16 bucks

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Extreme couponing?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

some weird texas law

the house foreclosed
then the mortgage company went under
basically he just paid a 16 dollar finders fee
and got a really nice house

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably just weird Texas law but Adverse possession in California takes 5 years.

Also the mortgage is probably owned by someone.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just finished watching the video

The bank will be filing suit

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they have the documentation that they own it or if they are just going to lie about it like other banks have done.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can tell you that the vast majority of cases in California, the paperwork is there.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or not, as the case may be. We had a rash of banks filing summary judgments on credit card debt where they had NO evidence the person owed anything. I am sure some got through the cracks, and some counties were rubber stamping them.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Credit Cards are completely different since they are unsecuritized loans. They are just rushing to the court house to grab whatever assets the debtor has. Also, most of those have been sold to debt collectors for pennies on the dollar.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of a business that shouldn’t be legal, but is.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but those collection agencies often can’t produce the trail of ownership on the debt, but were still getting judgments.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The benefits of default judgments.

Most counties are pretty strict about notice requirements but service by publication is the biggest farce.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe . . .

. . . that at least in California service by publication is only recognized if due good-faith efforts have first been made to effect personal service in some form. (Not swearing to that, but it’s my dim memory.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it said the mortgage holder went kaputsie too. Home owner defaulted and the bank folded, though I might have missed something what with the cat climbing all over me…ack!!!

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mortgage still exists as an asset in bankruptcy and goes to the creditors.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The assets of that bank got bought up by someone. Banks don’t collapse in this country, they get taken over by the FDIC.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And even if they did collapse, the bank’s assets do not evaporate, they go to its bondholders.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This as well.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

these stories are told by bankers to lobby Congress

Repeating them is right up there with telling welfare queen anecdotes. It may have happened, and there were and are people who free ride on safety net programs, but retelling these stories is a political trope told by the prrivileged.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could get this lottery ticket

therefore nothing is broken

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NSFW video kindly blocked for me at work, but as described above it sounds like theft to me, not a lottery.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not theft. It’s adverse possession…it’s reminder of the wild wild west where a person can claim a property and owned it after a proscribed period of time (in California it’s 5 year). It never works much anymore because you need to have give legal notice of the adverse possession to the proper owners these days.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, didn’t get that. Back in the early ’90s there were housing activists filing papers on abandoned homes in Oakland. They wanted the owners to take responsibility for a forgotten and nearly worthless asset, and usually succeeded. So, what, in Texas you can file with the state and be done with it?

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can do that in just about every Western state. The activists were doing it to make a point.

I can’t speak whether the paper is legit or not (heck I have never seen affidavit spelled as avidavit) or whether it gives notice in Texas. I can tell you that the Bank will now file a lawsuit against the guy just to prevent others from doing the same.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little puzzled. Adverse possession as I understood it required to property to be ‘abandoned’. If the bank is around and able to respond, how can the property be considered abandoned?

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does not need to be “abandoned”. You can literally go into someone’s house and set up camp there. If you give proper notice that you are adversely possessing the property and no one kicks you out, you win.

Adverse possession is basically legal squatting (of a property…not Aaron Rowand batting stance).

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are a bunch of requirements. Basically boils down to your possession being such that the land owner should have known you were there if they hadn’t abandoned the property.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and there is no complicated legal lawsuit to be filed. The bank just has to demonstrate that it owns the property and file an UD action against the guy. Takes like 2 hours.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

one more thing: Adverse possession is really the expiration of the statute of limitation for someone to bring suit to recover a piece of property.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

aha

Sounds very much like the bankruptcy trustee will have him out in about two minutes.

What are the noticing and other requirements in California? The bank owns a vacant lot down the hill on which it clearly has a fantasy minimum bid, as it’s been going to the courthouse month after month without a nibble. Perhaps if I notice them, I can negotiate a purchase.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the property.

Generally , you have to file something legally. Banks are generally not required to inspect their property to see if they are being adverse possessed.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t expect them to, no. So probably a filing with the court and service to the officially designated agent for service of process, huh? It would almost be worth the cash. Then again, I’m likelier to hit the jackpot buying deep-out-of-the-money options.

Decisions, decisions..

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t quote me but probably.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is, no matter how much they drag their feet, they’ll never let it go five years. Ah, well.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

The chief reason for the creation of the “adverse possession” doctrine was disputed pieces of land on borders. A strip of land might, by original and exact title description, belong to A, but has been considered by B (whose property adjoins) to be a part of his holdings, and B has been so treating it for years—say farming it, or running livestock on it. “Adverse possession” prevents A from suddenly waking up one morning many years later and taking the strip of land in question back from B. That’s why the requirements to be met read the way they do: open and notorious occupation or use; you can’t sneak onto land and then claim adverse possession after camping in the woods for years.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love WSHH

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What hasn't been mentioned...

…dude still has to live in Texas.

/lulz

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by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hearty congratulations!

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooooo

its easier than raising puppies

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s great!

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by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of little McCoven coming along of late.

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you best not make any announcements

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of asking, “so, when are you guys going to get married?” all the people I know just ask me, “you going to have a baby soon or what?” It’s weird.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems awful presumptuous.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure does

of course, howie has recently gained some weight, all in his uterus

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve also stopped menstruating, but I don’t want to read too much into it yet.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could be a star

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s mostly amusing, I think.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats and get ready. Best /worst times of your life and you would not trade it for anything.
Kind of like being a Giants Fan.

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot!

Mega Gratz!

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by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is babby formed?

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

pat burrel

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah! Congrats!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks everyone.

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by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

may 19th is my bday!!

you should name him/her carrot in my honor

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could refer to his/her poop as “carrot cake.”

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HURRY UP AND REGISTER FOR THE BABY CONTEST

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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I would have to name my kid Grant.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of that going on around here of late. Congratulations on your family addition!

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by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta get that vasectomy scheduled.

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The take-home version is not worth the savings.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I watched a how-to video on the internet!

/bleeds out on bathroom floor

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actualyl saw people selling do it your self vasectomy kits

during spring break
no joke

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link?

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by Juan Primo on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear the Kinect version isn’t all that bad.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations!

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

congrats

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your life is ruined now.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You told me the same thing when I said I wanted kids. This is never going to work out.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t mean I don’t want kids. Just stating what my father always told me.

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by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to add something else to my list of things I suck at doing.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You suck at being a father?

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by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I presume I would, yes.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you’re honest.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The great thing about being bad at parenting is how very many people around you are way, way worse.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the trying and then failing that bothers me. Never trying is something else. I would assume that I would at least try to be a parent first and then, after five minutes of screaming, would just leave it supine in the middle of the living room and go off and do something more interesting.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to give props to Every6thDay for admitting this. Most parents assume they are doing a wonderful job, even, or especially, when they aren’t.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, at least he’s honest.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like the advice “Just do it. You’ll learn to like it.”

It goes against my patriotism. It offends me because of the presumption and the lack of respect.

Marriage and children are too important to get the “Just do it. You’ll learn to like it.” advice.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am Irish Catholic. I have a deep and abiding urge to engage in the act of reproduction.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m terrified of failing at parenting.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, I can blame this particular nerosis on my birth order?

what about my little brother?

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the third of 4 and I felt the same way. I never had kids. I think I probably would have done a fine job, had it worked out that way. My siblings are all good parents.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never wanted to have kids. Shocked the hell outta gramma when I was about 6 year old, by telling her I would NEVER have children. Poor Grammy.

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I wanted them until I had friends that were parents and I saw what was actually required.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can barely keep up with all the cleaning and laundry and whatever for just the two of us. The other day I realized that that’s why people have kids!!! So the kids can do the dishes, take out the trash, and vac. the floors!!!

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

yeah, we’d been paying my wife’s sister to come once a week and clean, but now she’s pregnant and too sick to do it regularly.

I’m sure we’d be better without dogs, cause they bring in a lot of dirt and hair

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you! When we were having drinks with you and Mrs. Goofus before the game at Wrigley, she was drinking wine and already pregnant. HORRIBLE MOTHER.

Nah, she didn’t know yet. just kiddin’

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad she was already pregnant when I met her

I hate getting blamed for these things

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re like an NBA player. Pregnancy follows you around the country.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fabulous

Although, if you don’t move before he or she is 7, you might end up, as I did, with a Cubs fan.

by NearestNorwich on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLenio LOLez is on the LOLgers Roster

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by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh heartily, grant
Then add in that “The Los Angeles Angels” translates to “The The Angels Angels,” and that second sentence is one that can cause riots in ESL classes across the country.

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is awesome.

Lowest FIP, xFIP, and SIERA out of all qualifying relievers. #3 in tRA tho. tRA lies

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

/sits on bench in high leverage situation

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by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must say I enjoyed the Power Rankings Grant.

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by calgiants86 on Jul 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

My power rankings grant was provided by the National Endowment for the Humanities.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone needs to do an sbn baseball writers ranking

would be interesting to see where grant and jeff placed
or that guy from amazin ave who is a secret mod on every sbn baseball site

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very strong showing indeed.

by out machine on Jul 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

made me lol anyway

the pause right before joe talks trash makes it

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok Grant. This is what I've been doing the last hour on my lunch

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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like how Jenifer waves goodbye “Toodles.”

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt, Matt, Nice offense!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt, Matt

Barn door is open

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Along these lines...

Try the leaded Coffee?

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Download using DownloadHelper and imported into Photoshop

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is such nerd talk

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

CS4 at home, CS5 at work

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have photoshop CS5 and use it to crop photos.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CS3 keeps giving me .gif hiccups when I import video.

Super annoying. I’ll have to step up and get CS5 soon, I guess.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to downgrade to CS4 to import

Because I installed 64 bit version of CS5. Now I am running both on the same computer.

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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You use DownloadHelper to catch the streaming vid of MLB.tv?

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, my clips are from the MLB.com video highlights. I don’t have MLB.tv.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. Same thing.

I have stopped using FireFox so I forget about all the cool plug ins.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only reason i wont move on to chrome

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

until i can run download helper noscript ietabs and something akin to foxyproxxy

I just cant make the switch

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and the one that clones data history when you open a new tab

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the only time I ever open Firefox.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also open Firefox to print out articles to PDF, because Chrome litters the pages with headers and footers that they give you no control over.

by non sequitur on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm clear;

Joe makes that face because he was wrong about Ramirez? Is that the joke?

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the joke is that Kemp was so bad he couldn’t even hit the 5th best relief pitcher.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is how I took it.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah,

I was focused on his eyes, which looked either worried or bummed. It’s the jaw shift that makes him all cowboy-like. Got it now.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What ever the fuck Joe said, he loved it!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like...

“Try and hit the ball, ya bum!”

And yeah, Jen’s all “Call me”, as Kemp walks off.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 19, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES
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Steady Freddie: #Braves’ Freeman tied for NL lead w/5 HRs, #MLB lead w/15 RBIs since July 4. All 5 homers & 10 RBIs have come vs. #Rockies.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLMICROSPLITS!

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rec'ing it for the sharing.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thx

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

De Rosa's accent

Makes him sound like he should be getting a lap dance at the Bada Bing.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Demonoid. Since I don’t have a TV I rely on it + Netflix streaming for everything.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, don’t spit in their eye.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

…coming from the person who Demonoid it.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

also likely to be taken down pretty soon

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Very likely unless it is unsearchable.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

High fives are free!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The DVD will have extra goodies, I’m sure. If the Giants dont repeat and release more DVD’s, The Franchise discs will should be a solid replacemet for stocking stuffers.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez

I really hate turf right now.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The couches in the Giants clubhouse are awful.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT
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Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS?

This has been known for over a year, right?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last season when the presale was announced a lot of Cal fans were interested in getting the
password from STHs that werent using them. People were even selling the password on Craigslist.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing happened with the Fanfest early admission thingy.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal can go to hell for ruining our ball park.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa gif here

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, misdirected rage.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T will be fine.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait until October when the field is torn up and we’re in the playoffs.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be fine. They play 5 games there. FIVE. That’s a small number. The grounds crew can handle it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever see the Oakland Coliseum after Raiders games? Field is all torn up.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, the Giants brass are the ones who made the deal. Second, the Giants are going to do well for themselves financially in the deal.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a fan of the Giants

This sucks. You can try to spin it as much as you like, however, the field won’t be in its normally pristine condition.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just go back last year. After the McCartney concert, the field looked pretty bad for weeks.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

there isnt a lunch ot yet? im suprised

Stir fry and fried turkey nuggets

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So I was playing around with the team stats on ESPN

The Giants rank 3rd in runs scored on the road in the NL and last at home. The Giants also passed Atlanta and Philadelphia in team ERA last night to rank first in the NL. Interesting.

by Countificus on Jul 19, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Greatest Pitching Staff in the History of the Universe

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Hector Sanchez’s twitter:

De regreso a Fresno !!! A seguir trabajando duro !!

Who is replacing him?

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, thank goodness for Google translate.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

#BUTTPEE

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

#N8

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

#UR5

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

#HATSOFFSF

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did they even bring him up in the first place? Also, it seems weird to send him down when Stewart got clocked in the head last night.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been saying it, and I’ll keep saying it, smoke and mirrors.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we hear more about what the plan was in the first place. The whole thing seems so strange, like it was done on a whim.

by Seasick fish on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. None of this has made any sense.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should provide translation.

Return to Fresno! To continue working hard!

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL What does he mean “continue working hard”? Was riding the pine not hard work?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the double exclaimation point a spanish language thing? (I took French in high school)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. You add question marks or exclamation points upside down at the beginning of the sentence, but just one at the end.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. I guess he is just extra enthusiastic.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOONAN

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with SACK STROKER

Noonan!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing you don’t mean former presidential speechwriter Peggy Noonan.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ruins my credibility FORESKIN FEELER

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by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No hablo… ah screw it.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry, I translated it.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are not giving up enough

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it take Brown too? Or would Surkamp be enough?

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

I’m not a prospect expert.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa should just retire

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avert your eyes children!

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh……no…it can’t be.

by Hyoton on Jul 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need the Baggs sign.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to guess Gillespie

They need backup infielders with Tejada on the shelf.

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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not, becuase Gillaspie looked absolutely ATROCIOUS at the plate in the Grizzlies series at Sacramento this weekend.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not, becuase Gillaspie looked absolutely ATROCIOUS at the plate in the Grizzlies series at Sacramento at the plate and in the field last night in Reno

Fixed

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good guess and probably right

…but also extremely boring

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Haven’t heard anything official on a Hector Sanchez move. Checking.

by Falconer88 on Jul 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is the Baggs signal?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately

it’s still “not baggs” running the blog

by Falconer88 on Jul 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Whoomp. There it is.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn you

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBVIOUSLY CARLOS BELTRAN

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, duh.
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Don’t want to jump to conclusions, but if Hector Sanchez is getting demoted, it’s because the Giants are going to activate Posey.
6 minutes ago

by Hyoton on Jul 19, 2011 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

ha!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey standing on 1 leg

Still probably hits better than anyone not named Panda right now

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate and Cody have put up a wRC+ of 116 and 119, respectively. They’re having good years.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

awe cmon

Just a gross exageration.

I agree Ross and Nate tearing it up, esp lately. Hope to see panda, nate, ross as future 3,4,5 guys soon.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

cough Posey cough

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

near future

Mid term future, Posey is there baby.

I would like Huff to bat 2, and Fonty 6. Change it up some. Make Huff think walk might be good for him.

Fonty is not a bad 6-8 hitter. He always seems to have smart approach, rarely wasted AB’s or pitches.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want Huff to get more at bats?

Hella.

by Snack on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t they been? Oh, right, Borking of Huff.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure. I’m just very into the WHOOO THE GIANTS HAVE THREE ABOVE AVERAGE HITTERS thing right now.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely better than Huff

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just watching murderball

too bad posey cant catch in a wheel chair

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if I came here for the news?

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow sanchez rehab start did not go well at all

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

last start?

Baggs said that it was no biggie since Dirty was ordered to throw strikes no matter what.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't win without BB.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww.
hect171189 hector sanchez by extrabaggs

I going back because I need play everyday but I’ll back in September ;)

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not Belt
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
In perhaps related move, Giants promoted Double-A 2B Nick Noonan to Fresno. So Brett Pill, who’s played 2B at AAA, is another possibility.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

why would they want to put ANOTHER guy on the 40 man roster?

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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there even room? Isn’t Bocock still taking up that last spot?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Seemed like he was on the 40 man forever.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And wasn’t Pill on the 40-man at one point already?

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I understand it, he was once but now he isn’t.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

See fer yurself:

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/team/roster_40man.jsp?c_id=sf

Of course who knows when it was last updated…

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised

they are both injured and think of all the veteran grittiness they are getting in return

by Falconer88 on Jul 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes activated today

Or scheduled to be

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that happened

There would still be people here ripping Sabean for the move just out of habit

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you trade Hall for that bum!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is not even signed for next year!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

pillaplooza!

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by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Hector Sanchez tweeted that he’s been sent back to Triple-A Fresno. Will have rest of roster move (Belt, anyone?) when I get to ballpark.
8 minutes ago

by Falconer88 on Jul 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else hate the “, anyone?” meme?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's less annoying than the "got" meme.

As in “got ”

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post fail...

as in, “got (insert noun here)”

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I can’t stand that.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A new meme to annoy Lars, anyone?

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/kicks you into space

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

(Of course.)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

If you had ended your question with ‘Just sayin’." I would’ve destroyed my monitor. Just sayin’.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay when it’s in reference to food… “cheesecake anyone?” otherwise nuh-uh.

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Only because cheesecake is really pie.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy. Welcome back Frodo. Please, please send Belt back to us.

by Tortured on Jul 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had pecan pie for the first time the other day. I liked it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe Pill is gong to go back to 1B, so Belt can get called up. It’s crazy, I know.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

gong to go

my new favorite phrase

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Jul 19, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?? And against the Dodgers?!
But he’s pretty danged good, and when the performance is matched with his age, he’s pretty danged rare. Bumgarner starts for the Giants against the Dodgers on Tuesday night — put a pot of coffee on and stay up for this one, Other Time Zones. Kid’s good.
With Love,
Jinx Jinxby

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

But you’re already married! There’s no more that I can do.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ sign o’ the cross

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jinxy McJinxerton.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Cain would live in a nice place.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Elitist.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

His place looks nice to me.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually meant nicer.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nice enough. His wife probably doesnt have the time to do more decorating.

by City Girl on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he live in SF in the offseason? If not, then wherever that is might be nicer and this might just be a rental.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

He owns a house in Noe Valley.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind then.

Maybe he is being smart and saving his money.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does? Wonder where Affeldt lives?

by City Girl on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't look at all like a Noe Valley house

Looked like something in San Bruno or maybe Westlake/Lake Merced

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course maybe the Showtime crew saved him a spot in front of his house… boring footage watching some dude drive around the block for 45 minutes.

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was what it said in that article in the Chron from a couple years ago.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

Wow, that was almost exactly 2 years ago. I loved that article.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arb eligible next year

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

response fail

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

His house is open for arbitration!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s funny that he still got a massive pickup truck.

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we men of the South have a certain image to uphold, you know.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNBROKEN!!!
The Giants acquired Jeff Keppinger from the Astros for right-handed pitchers Henry Sosa and Jason Stoffel, according to Alyson Footer of the Astros (on Twitter). The Astros called Jose Altuve up to the Major Leagues in a related move.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Stuff's happening!

Someone tell me what to think, quick!

by Seasick fish on Jul 19, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay, I'll do it

KEPPINGER? I HARDLY EVEN KNOW HER!

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by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty bad

I vote for next time keppinger mouth shut.

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by hairball on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Stoffel a decent prospect?

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

his schtick ran a little long on 20/20

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by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I haven’t seen his name much, but I don’t pay a ton of attention to that either. I’d definitely be curious to hear what the folks who really follow the minor league teams think of this.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELT HAS BEEN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!

JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
So in summary, Hector Sanchez sent down. Brandon Belt called up. Giants acquire Jeff Keppinger via trade. Still one more missing roster move

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 19, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So much win this in tweet

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like it

And I don’t get why people like it when Belt won’t play every day. IF he plays every day, it’s good move but to sit on the bench?

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, for the next four hours, or however long it is until I am proven wrong, I will imagine that Belt is going to be playing regularly.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the Giants we’re talking about.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s playing today.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t mean he’s playing every day. He needs to play at least 4 of 6 games a week.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may get starts in the OF as well.

It is just too soon to say one way or the other.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t trust Bochy.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shall see.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/orks cow

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey. Your comic book arrived in the mail over the weekend. It’s beautiful. You did a wonderful job.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES! YES! FUCK YES! ALL OF THIS IS GOOD!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Belt had to do was stop hitting so much and strike out 4 times! IT’S SO SIMPLE.

Ryan Cavan: Probably better than you think.

by ryanmiles on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No matter what happens the rest of the season

We’ll always have those four Hector Sanchez plate appearances to get us through the winter.

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by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s what broke the internet….

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE AT LAST!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Keppinger

This solves all our offensive problems!! We’re a fucking juggernaut!! Not really, but Keppinger can hit.

Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.

by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He's got some pop!

Which reminds me…

Though considering where both teams are in the standings, it’d make more sense if Tampa Bay were repping Pepsi, and Houston were repping Diet Black Cherry Shasta.

Whatever happened to Cragmont?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT

SFGiants San Francisco Giants
Tonight’s #SFGiants lineup: Torres cf, Fontenot 2b, Sandoval 3b, Schierholtz rf, Ross lf, Belt 1b, Crawford ss, Whiteside c, Bumgarner p.

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fan-fucking-tastic.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you meant to say...

FAP-FUCKING-TASTIC

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Jul 19, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

fap fap fap fap fap fap

Huh, whaddyaknow, looks like you’re right.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure he’s back, but when will he get playing ti-

BELT!

by Seasick fish on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually really like this lineup.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WHO WILL 4-3??

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG BELT

I think Bochy has been doing better with his lineup construction as the year as gone on. Hats off to him.

by sleeknerve on Jul 19, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like last year they started effing around with the struggling players

and played upside guys more after the AS break, but maybe I’m wrong.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does better when he has real players to plug in. When he has even a shred of a question mark to make a decision about, it gets weird.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

His gut has shit for brains.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

A lot of anatomy in that sentence.

by younghutch on Jul 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Escheresque.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yogic

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Jul 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been throwing paint everywhere all season and now some’s sticking and he’s sticking with it. All those weird ass, bad looking lineups were just as much him seeing he can actually hit the ball as much as his love affair with gritty vets (well, there’s that too)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt #hatsoffSF

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by speckops on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KEPPINGER

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might take some time to fly here.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jul 19, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how to react to this.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second base bats second.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Fontenot is ok there.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's just funny how no matter who it is,

Second bats second.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, this lineup isn’t terrible.

Sandoval should be switched with Fontenot or Schierholtz, but that’s nitpicking.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boner alert.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HUFF

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’m watching tonight.

I hope Crawford hits four home runs just so he can go out with a good one.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out for those dodger fans; they tried to do the wave last night.

by City Girl on Jul 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh no

Those were Giants fans.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is but those were still Giants fans. I was there and screamed out “THIS IS DODGER STADIUM! STOP IT!”

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And on the 7th day, Sabean rested… but not before trading for Beltran or Cuddyer.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuddyer is off the market.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuddyer will be back on the market before the 31st. The Twins are still in denial.

Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.

by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please be good tonight, Belt!

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by speckops on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hatsoffjeffkeppinger

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as good defensively right?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks that way. From fangraphs, he is not too bad at 2B, but a bit of a butcher at SS.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And worse D. And 10 less WAR.

by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But good shoulders, high average, and an allergy to walks

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good head and shoulders, no?

#hatsoffsf

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with this transaction

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Fontenot is our new SS?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRANDON BELT IS FREE!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The clincher for Sabean

…was when Belt struck out four times last night. That made him officially a Giant. As for Keppinger, it had to be the four walks this year in 163 atbats. That’s Sabes kind of player.

Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.

by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Belt had to prove his grittiness.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 19, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Keppinger something of a clank?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No…about average…BR has him a -0.7 dWAR in 6 years

Fangraph has him at 1.3 UZR for his career.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he wants to be a Giant

He is going to have to learn how to hit into more double plays.

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noonan, Guinan. Guinan, Noonan. Noonian, Noonan. Noonan, Noonian.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 19, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m actually not sure what any of it means, but everyone sure seems thrilled.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is doing well this year and okay last year.

He reminds me of a slightly better Fontenot.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering I know next to nothing about Sosa and nothing about Stoffel

Nothing!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name is Esther Sosa

That’s probably why he has a 10+ era

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was how I constructed my thoughts except i know that henry sosa blows

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure no one will miss Sosa or Stoffel. For example, Sosa was DFA’d (he had been on the 40 man), and no one took him off waivers.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like when you put a couch on the street corner and it is still there 3 weeks later because even the homeless people don’t want to sleep there.

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then college starts and that thing gets snapped up.

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how long it will take for somebody to figure what that line is, and how long it will take to figure out my sarcasm levels.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

And now for the sarcasm levels!

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Which are weird because I’m totally cool with Keppinger and I like his line in our lineup, but I’m sort of trolling with his ballpark splits, anyway)

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet we do see that AT&T line in a CSN graphic sometime in the next few days, though.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction:

No major reason to dislike it. But I can’t see it does anything but provide a substitute Bill Hall.

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by owlcroft on Jul 19, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes on MLB Network so no Byrnes on KNBR this week.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Life just keeps getting better

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants love them some Astros' 2B

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They picked the wrong one. Matt Downs would look good in orange and black again.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third time’s a charm?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Matt Downs, on the Astros game notes they said Matt and his wife just welcomed a new son, Matthew, Jr.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw!

So exciting!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

First child, too

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for them. That’s great.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, and why you send down your back-up back-up catcher…after your back-up catcher gets hit upside the head with a bat.

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll have to fight me for Chad.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Algeria or some other African nation?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those, he can have.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m not mistaken, Chad is in the midst of a civil war at this very moment.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt’s got some kind of rivalry going with Kershaw, or at least thats what the media whats us to think.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jul 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB and H against him in his debut no?

Probably enough data for Sabes to make some conclusions.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They faced each other in HS.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If not Sabes, probably Dave Cameron.

by Ursa Major on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess

There were probably a few different trade talks going on and they wanted to maintain flexibility until it all shook out

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This had to happen first

mrs. nvsfg getting a Belt autgraph on the back of her Giants jersey. He signed it with his MLB number as well, not the MiLB number. I got serious sh*t for getting all of Belt and only half of her face.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

I guess this officially spells the end of the Bill Hall Era…

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The Ricky Ledee of 2011!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a possibility.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

mat latos must be thinking

“giants again with their bullshit mercenary tactics.”

by chenster on Jul 19, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

mat latos must be thinking

Oh yeah?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed
mat latos must be thinking sucking it

by Falconer88 on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I had it right the first time.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

I had to throw in a suck it mat latos joke in there

by Falconer88 on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a mundane post

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So, this makes three 2011 Astros second basemen to play for the GIants in 2010 or 2011

Hall, Keppinger, Downs

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada just barely missed meeting the criteria

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/logical

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS for "Jeff Keppinger" (large image is large)

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HISSSSSSSSSS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like an MLB prom where Bud Selig is a chaperone.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

PARTY!!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done by 8PM.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can have soda, and pie! I hope no bad people show up.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol beastie boys

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the BACK SEAT!

Which seat do I taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one is he?

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one in the turquoise number.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Nat !

Now I have to explain to everyone why I just spit coffee all over my office.

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s way back in the stands. Squint.

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Someone needs to photoshop a bunch of stuff in the background like that player eat sunflower seeds or Denorfia.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to get to work. I’ve been seriously scuffling on that thing I need to send you.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

><

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The woman in the dark blue looks suspiciously familiar…heh.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s J*dy St*ff*s

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE IS JPONRY TO TELL ME WHAT TO THINK ABOUT THIS TRADE?!?!?!?!?!?!

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

I heard SBN broken because of you guys?

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by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

We didn't break it

You’re the KINGofCRA5H

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by nvsfg on Jul 19, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I likey

Yahoo sports says 2b\ss with career splits identical to JJ Hardy. I mean, -100 SLUG but we don’t hit for power anyways.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I be the first?

Stoffel will win the 2013 Cy Young.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I are a Giants fan

Ask Cal Bear what that means.

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by GiantMalcontent on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Keppinger move is so Sabean. Under the radar, non-sexy player, all value from batting average.

by out machine on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

And still an upgrade.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, and you all wanted Beltran.
YOU’LL GET KEPPINGER AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!

by younghutch on Jul 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admittedly. Pretty good upgrade at that from Hall, Burriss, etc…, also gives a lot of flexibility with platoons and what not.

by out machine on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career line of

.284/.337/.395 is not bad…BABIP this year is sustainable and he found some pop this year as well.

Low swing outside of the zone rate, low swing through rate

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of what I’ve been saying, that he won’t make a big, splashy Beltran trade butwould a few mid-level trades that look kind of meh but add up in the end. This trade definitely is in line with that.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is the stoffel freakout level?

I’m guessing pretty high.

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

n/a

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by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make a fine pastry!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really know anything about him. Minor league reliever? Okay.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason i thought he was highly coveted

around these parts.

former U of A closer guy right?

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the closer for Richmond, but he has been pushed back to a set up role (or something like that) in favor of Health Hembree who was called up from Single A.

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by kdl on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TINSTAAPP ??

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by Merope on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gobroks on Stoffel

18-Jason Stoffel-RHP. Stoffel’s ERA was pretty high, but his K rate on HR rate (especially in the Cal league) was encouraging. I think he has a chance to move quickly, possibly being a September call up in 2011.

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by Deleuzian on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawfish Boxes

is fairly meh on the trade. Apparently they have a stud player coming up. But now realizing that Sosa and Stoffel both suck.

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

because they know Ed Wade has horseshit for brains so they just close their eyes and hope for the best anytime their front office does anything whatsoever

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if I’m an Astros fan, the thing that excites me most about that trade is Altuve coming up.

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by the guy on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how the Giants Front office works

Sit on hand, they’ll come around
Sit on hand, they’ll come around
Glaring need, sit on hand, they’ll come around.
Nothing is brewing. Sit on hand. They’ll come around.
Freddy Sanchez is hurt. Sign Bill hall within 2 hrs.

Sit on hand, they’ll come around
Sit on hand, they’ll come around
Glaring need, sit on hand, they’ll come around.
Nothing is brewing. Sit on hand. They’ll come around.
Tejada injured. Trade for Keppinger within 24 hours.

BOOM

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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

seems kinda like how almost every business operates

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t need to see Ashkon.

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by Natto on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dawg, sure, he’s O.G., but Ashkon.. ugh this dude

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fish every team for their backup INF and middle relievers

Get Fontenot
Lopez
Ramirez
Keppinger

all for peanuts, and bowker

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ, I go out wine tasting for a couple of hours and all hell breaks loose.

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone's opinion

i love Keppinger as a utility guy / RH platoon partner for Fontenot and I am ecstatic to see Belt back.

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh of relief

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by rotorueter on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, really like Keppinger as a utility player in a righthanded platoon with Fontenot. I am pretty happy to see Belt with the Giants.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very original opinion!

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by calbearjd on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Keppinger as a starter over Fontenot. I hate to see Belt with the Giants.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

109

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh thank god

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 19, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we know what to think.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it! I knew that’s what I thought!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jul 19, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT BROKE MY INTERNETZ!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's an early start to the drinking!

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HANK:
Keppinger will not be here tonight.

SABES WUZ FLEECED

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He was stood up!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BY THAT GAL IN BLUE!

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming he’ll arrive Friday.

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by SFGuy on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s his name now, NOT BELTRAN

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by satyricrash on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Stoffel will heretofor be know as,

Notwheeler.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 19, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, but if the Giants still do trade for Beltran…

Beltran, Belt and Keppinger will make the Giants an average offense again!

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger will have to change his name to “Beltinger”.

by younghutch on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Keith Law

Sosa/Stoffel. Not a bad return at all. RT @FearThePotato: @keithlaw Any information on the prospects the Astros got for Keppinger?

Buster Posey: Like his team, he's done for the year.

by rxmeister on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta think Giants are done on trading front

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by kezargiants on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Belt could be the biggest acquisition they make this year, potentially.

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the 3rd time…

by capn on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHOP ALERT

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/7/19/2283801/giants-trade-jeff-keppinger-astros

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