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Post-game thread: Vogelsong remains the same

And Kurt Ainsworth came in for the save, I think.

Juan Marichal never had a run of six straight starts allowing one earned run or fewer. Neither has Tim Lincecum. Gaylord Perry or Carl Hubbell never did it.

Ryan Vogelsong.

Star-divide

Andres Torres's emergence last season was probably the most unexpected performance I've ever watched. He was a 30-something, career minor leaguer who became a lead-off force on a championship team. But that might have everything to do with a medical diagnosis of ADHD. There might be a very good reason why he performed better than ever before.

With Ryan Vogelsong, the explanation is that he's good now because he's good now. Maybe he ate the control taffy that Mike Murphy usually keeps for himself, and now he can spot his pitches like he's Greg Maddux. Maybe he tried keeping his eyes open when releasing the ball, and look at this, he's good now. Maybe he moved away from the neighbor who was secretly storing his solvents underneath Vogelsong's bedroom window.

All of those are better explanations than "he's just good now." But I'm not really caring as much about what's under the hood these days. I don't really care why he's good now, just as I didn't really care about taking a magnifying glass to Torres when he emerged. The only thing that matters is that he is good. And I'm sold.

Remember the Zito-is-an-average-starter-and-those-have-value arguments? Those were cute. Absolutely logical and appropriate, but they do sort of seem more and more embarrassing and awkward -- something like a high-school haircut -- as the weeks pass. It's time for Zeets to start taking grounders at short

It would be a ridiculous story if Vogelsong were just a guy, but he's also a former Giants prospect. This might be the most amazing story of the year.

Also, Bruce Bochy picks the pitchers for the All-Star team. Ryan Vogelsong, Giants All-Star representative, might actually happen. Ten years after we thought it might, but if he even has a couple of average starts leading up to the All-Star Game, he'll be in fine position.

I'm also glad that Vogelsong might get a chance to get the Harry Hoch monkey off his back. He's been in that guy's shadow for far too long.

Seriously, Ryan Vogelsong. They told us there'd be flying cars right now. They lied. But Ryan Vogelsong is back in the majors, back on the Giants, and his ERA is something like -1.93.  That makes up for it. This is the strangest, most awesome stretch I've ever seen. I promise, I'll only use that title for five or six more posts this year.

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aaawwwwwwv yyeeeaaaahhh!

HEYYYY WE WANT SOME POOOOOOSEEEYYY

by Meatball on Jun 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOLE NATTO LOVE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulowitzki’s Last Stand

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand and Tejada

(Dazed and confused)

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 6, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What Is and What Should Never Be

(Zito contract)

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by jhiat00 on Jun 6, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

JOHN VANDER WAL WAS WORTH IT

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants absolutely need to start a PR push to get Vogelsong in the All-Star game

He’s not going to get the votes, but at least then it would look less unexpected when Bochy picks him.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not going to get the votes because they don’t vote for pitchers.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2011 3:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oswalt in relief for a tie game in the ninth!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Jun 5, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND A GOOD INTERVIEW

WHO THINKS BEFORE HE ANSWERS!!

THE ROCKIES TOOK MY BOY.

by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheeee!

Adopted Giant - Carlos "Don't Call Me Wallaby" Willoughby

by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

= Vogelsong

He is the Prince that was Promised

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 5, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Stallion That Mounts the World Series Repeat?

by Katran on Jun 5, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Woot Led Zeppelin reference!

And yes, Zito at SS may not be a bad idea…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jun 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't even know what to say about Vogelsong at this point. Like, how am I supposed to respond to this guy?

All of his starts I’ve gone in to with skepticism, expecting him to walk 5 in 2 innings and we’d all be like “yup, that’s Ryan Vogelsong.”

Instead….We get this guy.

I like it.

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He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulo!

What is up with Bay Area kids taking cheap shots at the Giants anyways? You see that elbow to Huff’s face while running on the fair side of the line?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jun 5, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I first saw it live

it looked like Tulo tried to hit Huff. After the slow-mo replay, I am certain that he tried to hit Huff – not necessarily to hurt him but to try to knock the ball loose.

Still – a dirty play.

by nofreetime on Jun 5, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game was too close, but Tulo needs to get plunked next time the Giants play the Rox.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed

And he was running fair side of the line… There is not self defense or anything… it was so obvious he was trying to do a BB or Soccer “accidental” elbow

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jun 5, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. And I have been one of the solid supporters of the validity of Cousins’ move since the moment it happened.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that incest?

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Echo that, exacttly.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo is an A’s fan anyway.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm withholding judgment until Sabes chimes in.

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by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY HEY WHAT CAN I DO

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not clicking this, just so you know.

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not clicking.

I have my career to think of.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pXxVm-hdEo

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by jhiat00 on Jun 6, 2011 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno about you but

I’M GONNA CRAWL

After Further Review.........

The Bears Still Suck

by smackwaterjack on Jun 5, 2011 4:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Speaking of Zito,

Can the Giants keep him in the minors indefinitely, even if he’s not technically hurt? Or do they have to call him up at some point?

I don’t care how much the Giants owe him, if they replace Vogie with Zito, the fans are gonna riot!

by Abby Normal TS on Jun 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have to call up after a ‘rehab’ assignment.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 5, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t you restart the rehab count if there’s a sizable setback?

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, if there is another or further injury

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 5, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would imagine it would be more of a "lingering injury"

sort of thing that would put him back on the DL.

It will be really interesting to see what happens with Zito.

by nofreetime on Jun 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surely

A “lack of arm strength” or some other “injury” could keep Zito down til September 1?

by Coachese on Jun 6, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s left-handed. Can’t use him on the IF or at C. Gotta be a OFer.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST BASE NERD

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Troof.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put the BAOWSS at 3B.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t there another ADHD’er who turned his career around with the Giants?

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The loveliness of Paris

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems somehow sadly gay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The glory that was Rome

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yadda yadda yadda

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, banned.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a reason you’re being a dick?

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

same ol’ gets boring is all

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

winning is boring

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

now who’s being a dick?

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me

I do not deny it.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still you. If you don’t like it, don’t participate in it.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right.

Cody is.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only there were some way to ignore it!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

THE ‘Z’ BUTTON IS STUCK. WHAT DO I DOOOOOO

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z your account is what I’m looking for

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

tsk-tsk . . .

giving girls a bad name

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is of another day

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been terribly alone

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

and forgotten in Manhattan

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going home to my city by the Bay

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I left my heart in San Francisco

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It calls to me

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be where little cable cars

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Climb halfway to the stars

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does everyone actually know these lyrics?

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The morning fog may fill the air

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I actually do care

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough luck.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or chill, even, but

I don’t care!

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

in San Francisco

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and windy sea

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I come home to you San Francisco

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

your golden sun

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

will shine

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Vogelsong

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIGG-EEEEEEEEE

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who wasn’t chosen as player of the game by any of the boys even though he had a hit as big as any.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

for falsely implying the sun shines here.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tanned this morning. Good ol’ sunny Knoxville.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 5, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re just cuting/pasting from online

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem really mad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I don’t like getting vilified for poking fun at something so drone-worthy.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry one thread per winning post game thread bothers you so much, but with all due respect, deal with it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew you were setting me up. anyway, the same thing started up last thread.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only person setting you up is yourself by dropping these passive aggressive comments all over the place.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you appear to have mastered the technique, as well

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How am I being passive aggressive? I am dealing directly with you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MACHO

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I figured that since you were calling me out on the ol’ P/A behavior, that you’d know what it was.

“You seem really mad.” [concern]
“I’m sorry…” [again, concern]
“…deal with it.” [attack]

that’s about as classic as it gets for Passive/Aggressive behavior.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is a question worth asking, and I truly mean no disrespect in asking it:

You do know that at the ballpark, they play the song after every win, right? That’s why we do it…

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, I am aware. Also, the first behavior that humans learn is how to imitate. That’s why it’s boring to me to see it cut&pasted here. no biggie, really. I’ll shut up now.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno…I wouldn’t be surprised to know that a lot of us have the entire song memorized. It’s certainly a common song…

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by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt anyone here cut and pasted any of that.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That song is in my “baseball” playlist so I listen to it on a regular basis, I don’t cut and paste nuttin!!

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually not. Just saying.

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by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could probably relearn the harmony part I knew twenty years ago.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 12 and what is this…?

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s only a Northern Vogelsong.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The Yeah Yeah Yeah Vogelsong

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

69 Love Vogelsongs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

VogleBirdSong

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 5, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at work

And I could not get that catchy Vogelsong out of my head

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jun 5, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Thong Vogelsong

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah my friends are gone and my hair is grey
I ache in the places where I used to play
And I’m crazy for love but I’m not coming on
I’m just paying my rent every day
Oh in the Tower of Vogelsong

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One Vogelsong, Glory

One Vogelsong, before I go

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to write a Vogelsong about
The human race
Write a Vogelsong about the moon

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you can tell everybody this is your Vogelsong
It may be quite simple but now that it’s done
I hope you don’t mind
I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you’re in the world

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

rings true

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many a time I’ve been mistaken
And many a time confused
 . . .

But it’s all right. It’s all right.
May we be forever blessed.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just an old fashioned Vogelsong

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This Is Just A Modern Rock Vogelsong

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just a Vogelsinger in a Rock'n'Roll Band

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mariner's Revenge Vogelsong

I guess that one would work better if he was in Seattle

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am music

..and I Vogelsongs

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This Is Not A Vogelsong

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong 2

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 5, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only a Nothern Vogelsong

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yeah Yeah Yeah Vogelsong

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 5, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

69 Love Vogelsongs

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Damn it, I misspelled northern, so my search came up empty. Then I thought “I’ll just run with the joke.” Then I realized that was a stupid idea.)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, I didn’t even catch the typo. I just happen to like that song a lot and knew I had seen it.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 5, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 6, 2011 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He repeated one of the songs that was already used, song I repeated the song that originally followed it. Then he did the same. Then he probably realized, before I did, that creating an infinite loop of repeating Vogelsong titles might break the machine.

Now I’m going to go listen to Vogelsongs In The Key Of Life.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 6, 2011 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Summary

Ryan Vogelsong: BOOM!

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jun 5, 2011 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave says

BOOOOOOOOOM!!!

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 5, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've used this pun before in a PGT title, Grant, you hack.

Also, between May 2, 1944 and May 28, 1944, Bill Voiselle had a stretch of seven straight starts allowing no more than one earned run. He went 1-6 in that span, probably because he allowed 12 unearned runs in that time.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was actually regains, not remains.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Person is gunnin for your job, Jeff Sullivan!

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between 1982 and 1993

The Blue Jays drafted three different right-handed pitchers named Rusty.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 5, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd at both these ideas

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are both fantastic ideas. I wonder what Rusty Sullivan thinks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter what he thinks.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I don’t actually care in regards to the plan. He’s Rusty and that’s that. However, his reaction does have the potential for humor, so that could be good.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it anything like a Rusty Venture?

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A “Rusty Venture” is when you take your finger and run it around a guy’s -- while you -- the guy off into his own --.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Mad Libs

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. Love that show.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You win, sir. You win.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Secret Agent Schmidt!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gagne being Cy Young is as non-upsetting as a reliever winning the Cy Young can be, short of 1950 Jim Konstanty. Gagne was the most dominating pitcher I’ve ever seen.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until his arm blew out

He had the huff and puff thing down.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jun 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there hadn't been a starter worthy of the award that year I'd agree

But there were two— Prior and Schmidt both had amazing seasons with over 200 IP to Gagne’s 82.1.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, he still shouldn't have won.

But it wasn’t like Dennis Eckersley being named MVP.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty bad.

A starter contributes way way more to a team, and it takes a lot of skill to pitch all those innings, so a starter should be weighted higher naturally.

by sleeknerve on Jun 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo: classy

(postgame)

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He apologized

Now it’s up to Aubrey to accept it or he’s a dickhole.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Aubrey hasn't accepted yet?

Classless.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vile.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/vapors

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s in the shower.

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy thoughts

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

it’s his equipment, he can wash it as long and hard as he wants.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jun 5, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat The Bat!!

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jun 6, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh Aubrey, go call Tulo now before Jeff Passan gets a hold of this.

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jun 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lols

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or Grant over at Baseball Nation.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUSAN!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or how about not doing dickish things in the first place?

That you’ll later have to apologize for? Shocking, I know.

by maysian on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did not really apologize

that was a joke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I fell in. Still just a general observation on recent events.

by maysian on Jun 5, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dickish behavior is okay as long as you apologize for it.

However not promptly accepting the dickhole’s apology is apparently vile.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jun 5, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read an article that was suggesting that this whole thing is tougher on Cousins than Posey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can definitely see that

Posey is getting smothered in love while Cousins is getting death threats

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is getting smothered in love by Giants fans, but the rest of MLB fans seem to hate him now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also his leg is broken.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, theres that obviously

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’ve kind of been ignoring all the Posey-Cousins talk, but I hadn’t picked up on that.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen it.

It’s stupid. And sad. And people suck.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 5, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey took some hit points to his character, but in time he’ll recover.

Sabean…i doubt it.

by justhangin on Jun 5, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of MLB fans can suck it

(Except the nice ones)

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just that: They doubt he threw an elbow at he, because he’s…

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he = Huff

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the announcers said that about Tulo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What TF is up with Bay Area kids

Taking cheap shots at the Giants?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz is going to Pearl Harbor Timmy tomorrow

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 5, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLS

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Jun 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-Day!

THE ROCKIES TOOK MY BOY.

by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Kuip picks Posey

/great call

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Zwuh?

This was the first Giants game I’ve had the opportunity to watch since April 8. This Vogelsong situation is even more surprising if you haven’t had access to almost any Giants news in about two months. (If only all the unexpected Giants news of the last two months were so pleasant…)

by Seasick fish on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

where you been?

by Evan on Jun 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREDDY FREDDY FREDDY

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

/singles to right

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like he can do no wrong if they chant his name. It’s awesome.

by fishmicmuffin on Jun 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, this IS sweet!
Remember the Zito-is-an-average-starter-and-those-have-value arguments? Those were cute. Absolutely logical and appropriate, but they do sort of seem more and more embarrassing and awkward — something like a high-school haircut — as the weeks pass. It’s time for Zeets to start taking grounders at short

This is sweet indeed.

But actually, Vogelsong also handles the bat better than “Zeets”. His numbers as a hitter are more comparable to Tejada’s than are Zito’s. So I’m not sure about the shortstop idea.

by Grizzlie Antagonist on Jun 5, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely logical and appropriate

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's something called "respect"

If you were wrong about Vogelsong, how would you like it if McC poked it in your face every single day?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying that you do not think Zito would be good at short?

How dare you.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jun 5, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SMUG

I thought we’d be seeing you sometime soon

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually more worried about Zito being a lefty myself, but you raise another good point…

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 5, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Storen

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

he is….laboring

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small correction:

While 2010 was Torres’s first full season, I think it safe to say that he emerged in 2009. It was plain by the end of 2009 that he should be the Opening Day 2010 center fielder, and it was vigorously so stated here by not a few observers.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I wasn't that bold

Though I did vociferously argue Torres over Bowker.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah, I agree

He put up some great numbers while playing excellent in the field in 2009.

by sleeknerve on Jun 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually remember quite a few people here wanting Torres released after he started like 2 for 20, because they thought the previous year was a fluke and we didn’t have space for him on the roster.

by kingofthacove on Jun 5, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Torres supporters around here were in the minority last year in April. Glad he proved me wrong.

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by norcalnick on Jun 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you stand alone with that call, actually. Grant wanted him in left over Freddie Lewis … the rest of us were arguing over whether he should be fourth outfielder, fifth outfielder, or in Fresno.

by Evan on Jun 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a vote for “anyone but Rowand”? I didn’t really think he would ever play bad enough, or Torres good enough, that they’d sit all those millions. Gracias, Andres.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of my favorite posts from last year:

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/20/1433067/defending-the-indefensible

Torres looked like GARBAGE the first month of the season. It wasn’t until Rowand went down that he turned it on.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larnac the Wanderer, future-seer
Notice that I didn’t include DeRosa? That is because he will go all Mole on us and won’t play more than 70 games this season.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 20, 2010 12:54 PM PDT actions

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I just ran into the weather balloon ad on Yahoo!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSLESS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

At a 50 IP minimum

Ryan Vogelsong has the second lowest ERA in the major leagues behind Josh Johnson.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

dat guy injerred

we gon catch him

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

14th in the NL in WAR for pitchers coming into the game

In about half as many innings as most of the guys ahead of him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson is kind of ridiculously under rated I feel. Seems like he puts up ridiculous numbers every year and almost never gets talked about.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he seems to be injured a lot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is, and I’m sure that contributes to it, but the point stands.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other part is that he plays in an empty cavern of a football stadium in a market that doesn’t care about major league baseball. No big deal, though.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

unf

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s having to concentrate so hard at looking him in the eye

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is too

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy with no shirt? is that even allowed?

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the interview, Amy ran her head under some cold water at the drinking fountain. True story.

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jun 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ripped

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 5, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G, doing what she can to get noticed.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 6, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody still watching Postgame Live?

Amy G interviewing Andres in the locker room. Andres isn’t wearing a shirt, but he is wearing his necklace.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok. Posted <1 minute apart, but thanks for the pic 2 hours later

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

np. sorry you didn’t find it amusing. i wasn’t picking at you.

by shaggingflyballs on Jun 5, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the post above where it’s sounds like Amy’s not wearing a shirt better.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 6, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Voglesong sure, whatever

TORRES SHIRTLESS INTERVIEW. swoon

This is why we need Amy G.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside had his own shirtless interview

Not as impressive

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Jun 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS NO ONE POSTING SCREENCAPS?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 5, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vocals gone, due to Vogelsong.

by belilaugh on Jun 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone hear Tulo’s apology?

What did he say? Did he admit that he intentionally tried to hit Huff?

by nofreetime on Jun 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a joke

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I thought maybe someone had the Rockie broadcast.

by nofreetime on Jun 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wonder whether Huff will take his phone call.

by Evan on Jun 5, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just found out today that that “phone call” was made that night. OF FUCKING COURSE HE DIDN’T TAKE THE CALL. I guess he should’ve changed his voicemail:

“You have reached Buster Posey. I’m getting an X-ray on my broken leg right now, but if you leave your name and number and a short message, I’ll get back to you as soon as I’m off my painkillers and capable of engaging in a coherent conversation. BEEEP*”

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

GODAMNIT STOREN. STUPID STANFORD.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

classless! vile!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standfurd screws everything up

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit sandwich in the making

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jun 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

God dammit Storen

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nationals, get it together you assholes

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

You like the Nationals?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Too early to be worrying about the D-Backs

by nofreetime on Jun 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants won the west by two games. Never too early.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll worry after maybe the all-star break

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Games in June count just as much as games in September

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s pretty much useless to worry about September while you’re in June.
So many things can happen.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We play on a Giants blog an hour after the game. What the hell else are we going to worry about other than June games

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 5, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could spend that time working on a razor sharp wit

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sick burn.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they blow up in June, they don’t have to blow up in September! :D

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our magic number is 104

I would very much like to clinch a playoff spot in 72 games. This is not possible unless the dbacks lose their games.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every game counts.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt

and I do hope they lose, but I’m not going to stress out about it like I would if it were September.

by nofreetime on Jun 5, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and we need to see if the Diamondbacks really have lasting power. They have a really good chance of fading very quickly at some point.

by paboperfecto on Jun 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all like the not-Diamondbacks

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, now excuse me while I go to HR to get you fired for using company electronics to access my personal information.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always side with him. That chick is such a bitch.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus she’s orange. wtf?

by shaggingflyballs on Jun 5, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You talking to the Friends monkey?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The projection system named after said monkey, I think.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this commercial.

by nataku on Jun 5, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My professor’s name is Marcel and he said the first time he saw that commercial he thought he was going crazy, he was jumpy and freaked out the whole day it was pretty funny.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Solar Company nstalled solar at my house!

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Jun 5, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

your electicity bills are going, going, gone!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. My Dunning is better than your Dunning, by a ton.

M-M-M-M-Mad, Mad to the Bum
BECAUSE HE IS GETTING CAIN'd

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 5, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

*electric

ugh

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. My Dunning is better than your Dunning, by a ton.

M-M-M-M-Mad, Mad to the Bum
BECAUSE HE IS GETTING CAIN'd

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT JUST ANY SOLAR COMPANY

THE SOLAR COMPANY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

gettin’ greased?

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s in. Gave up sac fly. Now 4-3

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 5, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit. can’t even believe we’re talking about the Dbags.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say, this is a pretty epic meltdown

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Cal-Rice Update

lighting persists, still 3-3, b8

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY MUST THE LIGHTNING PROLONG MY TORTURE?!?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, game on. Cal threatening…

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-out bases loaded single, Cal up 5-3, b8

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

now, on to play….the Bears (Baylor, that is) later tonight

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re watching and chatting about Cal/Baylor over here right now if you want to join us, Son of GGF

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 5, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP NOW PLEASE

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ffffffffff

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

meltdown completed

by chenster on Jun 5, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 5, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its ok

let the nats game go 18 inning. see em tomorrow

by justhangin on Jun 5, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

true ’nuff

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 5, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see a walk-off for the D’backs coming

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe so . . .

but not in the 9th.

I’m now looking for the win-win. 17 inning game won by Nats where they burn their entire bullpen.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 5, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve already gone through four guys I think

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could've told you the Nats would blow it

My pokemon are clutch at getting QS but not wins. I have Marquis.

/end pissed pokemon rant.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

I have to write a 2 page analysis of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest from the psychological critical perspective.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember doing something like that

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It shouldn’t actually be too hard. I just don’t want to do anything.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazers gonna craze

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

You misspelled “cray-z”

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes perfect sense. I bet you don’t remember a lot of things from that night.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of us do.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is cray-z.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

rapper?

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

pppfffffffffffffffffffftttttttt

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its more about the author.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was a cool dude.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did a lot of drugs, which I will have to include.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the subject of Ken Kesey at all interests you, please read Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is it?

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzo journalism account of Kesey and his Merry Pranksters from about 1963-1968.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have to look into that. You enjoyed it I’m guessing?

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Also, it’s really well written. Plus a lot of ’60s Bay Area history.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FROM THE ALWAYS RELIABLE WIKIEPDIA
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test is a work of literary journalism by Tom Wolfe, published in 1968. Using techniques from the genre of hysterical realism and pioneering new journalism, the “nonfiction novel” tells the story of Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. The book follows the Pranksters across the country driving in a psychedelic painted school bus dubbed “Furthur,” reaching what they considered to be personal and collective revelations through the use of LSD and other psychedelic drugs. The book also describes the Acid Tests, early performances by The Grateful Dead, and Kesey’s exile to Mexico.
In 1968, Eliot Fremont-Smith of The New York Times called The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test “not simply the best book on hippies… [but also] the essential book.”1

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WIKIEPDIA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF WIKIPEDIA RECOMMENDS IT, IT MUST BE GOOD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, Gallo del Cielo, also recommend it.

The Wiki review isn’t inaccurate, but it doesn’t really capture the virtues of that piece of writing.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Wolfe is a very compelling writer. I haven’t read Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, but Bonfire of the Vanities is a really fun read.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

It’s a great book. But then, all of Wolfe’s non-fiction stuff is great. “The Right Stuf” is righteous stuff, man!

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jun 5, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fiction-y ‘non-fiction’ is really his genre. EKAAT is the best, natch, but he’s always good at that.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO WHOLE PAGES??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND NO PICTURES?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SJGiants San Jose Giants
Wheeler done after seven innings…allowed just one run on five hits with three walks and three strikeouts. Threw 102 pitches.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR Ks

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

won without his best stuff

i’m going to make that the narrative

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another good sign from him.

by Norcalnappy on Jun 5, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

All his hits were singles

And Wheeler’s GO:AO ratio was 2.2:1. I think this is the 4th time that Wheeler has pitched against Stockton in the past 3-4 weeks. It’s impressive that he can still get the hitters out even after they’ve seen his stuff so often.

Can anybody that saw the game on TV give us a review of Wheeler’s performance? Pretty please.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jun 5, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought thats what we pay you for!

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not where our McC premium dollars go, is it?

I always assumed they went towards paying Grant’s writers.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I don’t get Bay Area telecasts, living in Florida. And I neglected to listen to the radio broadcast today.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on Jun 5, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how often they actually show the minor league games. I know one was on yesterday and I’ve seen a few others being broadcast this season, but I dont think they’re shown regularly.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seem to be on Fridays, when they happen. At least for SJ.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dog, Ernie Bank, sings after a Giants win...

I left my bone
in San Francisco….

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/Ernie Banks

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio ends every sentence on twitter with an exclamation mark.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE IT!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's "an" exclamation mark, not several exclamation marks!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes it's multiple exclamation marks!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!!!!!!11111!!!!111!!!!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, I just think it's cute.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOST of the time!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh really!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sample tweet
we just landed! Oh my what a flight! Not crazy just long! Haha @Olivia_Lyn nope not from bay area! Was born in Super So Cal! Outside SD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How am I not following him yet?

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m going to end every sentence I write about him with an exclamation mark!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words brian wilson still leading the espn nl cy young prediction machine
in related news the sf giants online shops continued hatred of female brian wilson fans continues

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

that was supposed to say in other news

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Google Docs hate me? Every time I start a new one, it won’t save properly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t return its calls

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you using an old version of FF? I saw some blurb (which I ignored since I don’t use it) about GOOGLEBOT not supporting pre-FF4 versions after some date I also ignored.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm using Chrome!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I got nuthin.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I can think is that I was pasting in a large amount of text at once.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a text/character limit on your word processing software? Or a clipboard size limit or something?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I used Google Docs, I remember getting a warning once where it said

I was pasting too many cells at once. That was for the spreadsheet, but it could be the same for text.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google Docs is weird with Opera sometimes.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s super annoyed by Tony Bennet, winning, and especially the cutting and pasting of lyrics.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

igno

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

in for the Vogelsong! I’ll have another serving, please.

5 aces? Suck it, Philly.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 5, 2011 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhh!

Don’t let on yet.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jun 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T HELP IT!! I’m swarming in Vogelsong!!

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Ryan Vogelsong, Comeback Player of the Year?

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

“Came back” from sucking?

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Japan, too.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he changed from “suck” to “blow”

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Giambi come back from sucking?

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn't suck at one point though

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this keeps getting better.
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Brandon Belt is now sporting a cast on his left wrist.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Not worried

he’s got a fracture, after all. Last time I got a fracture, I also needed a cast.

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we sign it?

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh that would be nice

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a neat idea! A real team-building exercise.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Who’s Belt?”

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt’s wrist is broken? You mean buckle, don’t you? Susan! Go buy an extra belt buckle. Make it extra big, like a championship belt. Because I’m World Series champion.

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I saw him running before the game without one, he must have got it after.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota for Pudge

When Zito comes back he’s gonna be the long man. That opens a spot. I can’t believe the Nats will ask for much in return for someone taking on the salary. Let see if Pudge plays a couple games this upcoming series . If so, I think its obvious they are giving the Giants a look.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty funny

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok - why the laugh?

pudge is 39 getting a few mill. No one is going to give up a prospect. Nor should they. Its eating salary.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problems:

1. Zito is not a bullpen guy. He will suck.
2. Who in their right mind would trade Pudge for Zito? Zito is basically untradable thanks to his contract.
3. If the Giants want an aging catcher, they could just sign Molina or something.

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reread my post

I SAID MOTA FOR PUDGE NOT ZITO. Zito is untradeable. And he either goes to the pen or gets released. So its the pen. Who gets sent down? Do the math.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops. Still, I stand by my point that Zito will suck in the bullpen

Zito doens’t have hit-and-miss stuff. And the Giants could still sign Molina. So the trade makes no sense.

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

But the guy has to pitch somewhere. Unless they just release him. They aren’t going to eat THAT contract!

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can re-learn how to pitch in AAA

Zito isn’t being released, because his contract is too big. He’s not a bullpen guy. AAA is the only option, really.

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can’t be sent down involuntarily.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

His “rehab” can take several months

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless they make up a setback which would require more DL time

They have 30 days after his first rehab appearance.

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by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. I stand corrected. Didn't know that.

I pray that he suffers a minor, non-life threatening injury that sends him to the DL again.

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even voluntarily, he can’t be sent down without clearing waivers. And those would be waivers where the claiming team pays minimum salary and the Giants eat the rest.

by QuakeFan on Jun 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d never agree to it.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. My point is that even in the alternate universe where he would, it wouldn’t be possible because of the waivers.

by QuakeFan on Jun 5, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, I think that’s the third most likely thing- they’d pay him to go away before they pay him to play somewhere else for the minimum.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't we just waive him and hope somebody bites?

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by RDreamer on Jun 5, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed the point there:

If someone bites, the Giants are still on the hook for all of his salary minus the major-league minimum, which in this case would virtually be just a rounding error. They can get that effect by just DFAing him.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, luckily it isn't my money

Get Zito off the team by hook or by crook.

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by RDreamer on Jun 5, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nay.

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by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem: Pudge is not good.

Neither is Whiteside, but Pudge is more not good.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im curious - what do you base that on.

Whiteside is hitting a buck seventy and has throw out 3 of 19 baserunners. Pudge is 6 for 15 btw. And yes I know the Giants pitchers do not do a particularly good job of holding runners on. But Buster was 15 for 42. Three for Nineteen is a huge dropoff. Plus Pudge obviously can handle pitchers. Eli can as well.

by lexluth7 on Jun 6, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don't make major moves for minor improvement.

It’s not “catcher of the month club”: whatever move is made—if any—is it for the year. You don’t get a catcher for June and July and later another one for August and September. If they’re going to make a move, it would have to be for a substantial upgrade. This isn’t baseball trading cards.

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by owlcroft on Jun 6, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why everyone seems so worried about Matt Cain.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

his average fastball velocity is almost exactly the same as last year

best K/9 since 2008
best FIP and xFIP of his career

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGreed

CAin hit 94 int eh 7th yesterday. He cranks it up when he needs to. He’s been 91-92 for a couple years now with the occasional 94-95. Movement and location.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I like these new “friends” of his.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been running around with a bad crowd. He didn’t used to be this way. His grades are slipping, he’s skipping out of class…I don’t know what to think.

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It’s all these damn kids with their lead paint huffing and their red meat parties!

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I wacky parsed that as “red meat panties” huh?

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Also works.

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by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one guy, with the long hair, got caught with p-o-t.

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by bgunn on Jun 6, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s being outpitched by a 33 year old journeyman who last pitched in the minors!!!

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No swingthrough stuff.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s worried?

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess people on KNBR have been saying it.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

People on KNBR say a lot of things.

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by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim the Trucker is very concerned! /honk

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solidarity was a couple of nights ago, citing his high o-contact%, I think.

by Ursa Major on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats are gonna ask for more than Mota for Pudge.

And Pudge is projected to hit as well as Whiteside for the rest of the year.

And all signs point to Zito being utterly useless out of the pen. he’s a headcase already and has a ridiculous routine for days he’s slated to pitch. From what I’ve heard, he doesn’t have the mentality needed for bullpen pitching, in that he can’t be ready to pitch on a moment’s notice.

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by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Projections are crap on this

Whiteside is used to 25 starts a year. He is just going to get worse. Under ,.200 and not good behind the plate. They need hel[p and they can’t give up anything. nats won’t get more than Mota for Pudge and they know it.

Zito may be useless in the pen – but what else are they oging to do with him ?

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike

Rizzo

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he could respond to consistent ABs and get better.

We honestly have no idea what Whiteside will do getting ABs everyday. I’m also pretty sure the consensus is he’s solid behind the plate. There’s no upgrades out there that aren’t going to cost an arm and a leg.

The reason this lineup isn’t scoring runs isn’t because we’re getting no production out of the catcher spot. It’s getting almost no production from the corner positions, the ones you expect to get offense out of.

And I have no idea what they’re going to do with Zito. I just don’t expect him to perform well out of the pen.

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by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIs bat is slower than mud

No fucking way he hits consistenly. He has no bat speed. And his defense has not been very damn good either.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically, what I'm saying is without our strawhats

We have no idea what Whiteside is going to do with consistent playing time, and there are no players available that are sure-fire upgrades that won’t cost an arm and a leg.

I’m content to wait it out and if he’s THAT bad, swing a deal at the all star break. Lets see what he can do first.

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by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almsot all batters . . .

. . . do significantly better with regular play. It is bizarre to postulate the opposite (unless a man has been very strictly platooned).

But a significant upgrade at catcher would help, because it would provide a serious backup for Posey next year, allowing him a couple of days a week off catching (one really of, one at 1B). And it is insurance for what we will call “the unthinkable”. There may be one or two men who would fill that slot and yet not cost an arm and a leg; just offhand, Texas is said to be looking for relief help and has Mike Napoli available. It would be a nice place to ship GasCan and Affeldt (should the Rangers be naive enough to take them).

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which gas can? I just realized I don’t care which, actually.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He means Casilla.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whose 2011 stats . . .

. . . strongly indicate that if he were pitching whole innings, he should have an ERA right now of 5.30. Sure, it’s less than 4 innings, but it does suggest that he is pitching to his norms—it is all very much as he pitched in 2008 and 2009.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like 2010 Casilla back please.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna happen.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know. I don’t like seeing people lose such a huge amount of velocity so quickly. Someone else comes to mind…

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he still had his 2010 velo he’d be fine. He doesn’t.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not just the velocity.

In truth, I doubt velocity has that much to do with it. He simply has no control. On occasion, he can have a dominant outing; but most days, bringing him in is playing with matches around an open gas can, hence my nickname for him. On a career basis, his Quality of Pitching is 4.41, and that’s with the quite uncharacteristic 2010 season.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010 stands out like a sore thumb
2007	92.9
2008	94.1
2009	94.7
2010	96.6
2011	93.7

And adding 2+ mph matters.

Being really fast helps, too.

Linky.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprising.

What surprises me is that anyone thinks that adding 2 to 3 mph in mid-career is likely to be a reproducible result.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh?

Most pitchers lose velo. Some don’t.

You predicted Casilla’s velo drop this year? Whose velocity do you predict to drop next?

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You misread me.

I believe that the past best predicts the future. His past comprises several years of quite similar average velocities with one outlier. Which do you think best predicts his next season’s velocity—the many highly similar years, or the one outlier? This is not a multiple-choice question.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velocity, unlike performance, strikes me as a stationary process. Your single best estimate for the next season will, I assert, be the past one.

I have not tested this assertion, but without a shred of evidence I would bet cash money that past-season velocity outperforms prior-N-years average as a predictor.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess it depends in part on the value of N.

Certainly someone in his early 20s might be expected to add a little as his body matures, and someone in his middle or later 30s to lose some. But I don’t think someone 30 years old is going to reproduce a fluke age-29 phenomenon.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo del Cielo . . .

 . . . would be the exception.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not 29.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

he is the most interesting rooster in the world.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almsot all batters. . . do significantly better with regular play.

While on the whole I agree with you, I think that teams are going to start scouting Whiteside a whole lot more than they used to (which will almost 100% be to his detriment), because he’s now the starter, while Pudge has spent his life being scouted, and you know exactly what you’re getting.

Also, Pudge’s defense will be better, that much is guaranteed.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you agree, but you don’t agree? I am not sure sure I follow.

by Ursa Major on Jun 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there is an exception because with Pudge, you know what you’re getting, while with Whiteside, everyday play may most likely be to his detriment.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 5, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His defense and arm are still top-notch, and managing a pitcher isn’t something that will degrade with age. I don’t care if he doesn’t hit if he can stop Timmy’s changeup in the dirt.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except Whiteside has neve hit and

more importantly he has no bat speed. He won’t reach the Mendoza line.

by lexluth7 on Jun 6, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside has never hit

Further, his bat is slow. Finally, he will tire. No way he hits better playing more.

by lexluth7 on Jun 6, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

MARTY LURIE, NO. JEFF MATHIS IS NOT AN INTERESTING OPTION.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN 4 BRIAN SCHNEIDER

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by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

………………….

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN FOR ZITO

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THI —

What?

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 5, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN FOR BRUCE BOCHY

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think this comment has anything to do with you

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure it did.

He did the hahahahah thing misreading my post above.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But saying “CAIN FOR ZITO” has nothing to do with the discussion you were having above.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So say we all!

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake Fox was recently DFA’d!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS NEED A JUSTIN MORNEAU TYPE HITTER.

THEY SHOULD FLIP RUNZLER AND BURRISS FOR ONE.

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by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been doing this all season.

Was he this big a jerk when he managed the Dodgers or the Pirates?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 5, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you have to call people on it, but I’m hoping he directly confronted CarGo about it a while ago.

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Jim Tracy is not smart.

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I’ve heard it on good authority that he is, in fact, a fucking idiot.

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by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DICK TRACY

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Whoa whut? There must be some context missing.

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Damn

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by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more golden sombrero

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

Except not really…I have to ask, is actually flagging things as a joke okay? Or does it bug the mods. I see people post that they’ve flagged people all the time but I’m never sure if it’s a joke. (lolnewbie)

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

He’s still playing half his games in Coors. That’s not why he’s playing poorly this year.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

His "breakout" season was last year

and his home / road split was ridiculous. I am not saying the coors field effect is why he’s doing poorly this year, I’m saying TCFE was responsible for his “OMG BEST PLAYER EVA” status last year.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very Good =! 80M pre arb deal.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong, I don't like his contract either

But in park-adjusted wRC+, he was the 7th best hitter in baseball last year.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear what you’re saying. What I am trying to say is that he took advantage of Coors Field last year way more than other players because of the tendencies of pitchers to throw fastballs in fastball counts at coors (it’s not that he hits breaking pitches better at Coors, but pitchers throw less breaking pitches at coors, and he simply CRUSHES fastball at coors).

Whatever it is, it seems to be over. The world is a better place because of it.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Coors better for sinking and breaking pitches, anyhow?

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the air at that altitude caused decreased movement on pitches.

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by waelwulf on Jun 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The washed out ones are the movement locations of the same pitches on the sea level. The bigger the distance between the foreground and a washout mark, the bigger is the “Coors effect” on that specific pitch.

This is in line with what one could expect based on calculated models of movement. Four points can be said about this:

    Pitches move differently in Colorado
    Pitches move less in Colorado and overall dispersion is much smaller (the visible rectangle versus the washed out one). Therefor, the element of surprise due to the pitch movement is smaller.
    Fastballs lose much more movement than curveballs and sliders
    Pitches are faster in Colorado (not visible from this graph, but have a look at Ubaldo Jimenez table below)

SAUCE

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right to me. I’m even a little surprised how unaffected sliders and curves are.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expected but yay
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Bruce Bochy: Ryan Vogelsong "isn’t going anywhere" whenever Zito comes back http://bit.ly/lhWpBm

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@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
Bochy says Vogelsong isn’t going anywhere when Zito is ready to come back. “We might have to get creative.”

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by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Vogelsong, the Lou Seal-ebrity of the game! Look at him fling those pizzas!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Any experience I had in the big leagues before this was as a long man, pitching when we were blowing a team out or getting blown out – usually getting blown out. So to be on a team like this and be counted on to win games, it’s a great feeling. It’s a role. It’s not just hanging around, being a sideshow."

-Vogelsong, on Baggarly’s blog

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I beg your pardon

Riding on a golf cart with an anthropomorphic seal is really more 3-ring circus than sideshow.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

well…since he had experience on the sideshow thing, I was hoping he could fill in on the pizza toss

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sideshow Ryan!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 man rotation!

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by norcalnick on Jun 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy has some high pitch counts lately

I don’t think it would be the end of the world to give Zito a couple of starts and give the other starters an extra day’s rest just to see what Zito’s got.

Ok, maybe just one start and one extra day for everyone one time.

by Daver321 on Jun 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, once we get . . .

that ten game division lead in August, Timmy can skip a few starts.

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by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

High pitch counts aren’t worth letting Zito pitch and pushing the rest of the rotation back one day, especially since Timmy has had no issues with fatigue or injury whatsoever, save for last August, although that appears to have been several issues appearing at the same time. If you’re going to give a man extra rest then you let him skip a start and let him benefit from the extra week of rest. I do worry about that, however, because I know how important rhythm and consistency is for ball players. Creatures of habit and what have you. Apart from a noticeable issue of fatigue or injury, I say we let Zito rot in the bullpen and bring him in for mop up duty or very long release. I know he’s been terrible out of the bullpen in the past but that’s no reason to push back any of the other five starters that give us a significantly better chance to win.

by JSing on Jun 5, 2011 5:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pretty long paragraph to say “Zito sucks”

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the “very long release”

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nearly tl., which isn’t to be confused with the too long release.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry

It’s been building for a long time. Someone had to know.

by JSing on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh.

That might clarify things

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by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

release=relief

Although, maybe “release” isn’t such a bad idea.

by JSing on Jun 5, 2011 5:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I typically equate release with relief, yes.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 7:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Depends on what kind of release.

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by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 man rotation until September, 6 man in September to keep Bum’s arm fresh?

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inserting Barry Zito into the rotation in September sounds like a really, really bad idea.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on if we have a commanding lead.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be nice if we could just keep Zito hanging around to sprinkle in a start every time we have a stretch without off days or the starters are overtaxed. Would be a waste of a roster spot though.

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by norcalnick on Jun 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue loljada comment

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be okay with this.

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by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya that intrigued me as well

Trade Sanchez? 6 man rotation?

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decent starting pitchers (that are not attached to $50M millstones) are very, very valuable.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just speculating what "get creative" means

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no I was agreeing with you

6 starters means someone will pay for one. It’s too valuable a trade chip to waste, especially the way the position players are dropping like flies.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably are going to be forced to trade Sanchez.

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and then someone will need TJ surgery.

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by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably!

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can the someone be Sanchez?

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by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a weird situation, because if we traded Sanchez we’d want an above average position player, right? But how many contending teams that would want Sanchez would also want to trade away something like that?

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by norcalnick on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep saying it - NO

on Sanchez trade. Too valuable. Plus as great as Vogelsong is going, who knows how long it lasts.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m talking about being forced to trade him. No one WANTS to. But they can’t get rid of Zito without losing 50 mil.

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we’ve already lost that 50 million. Getting rid of Zito doesn’t change that either way.

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by norcalnick on Jun 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy to say when it’s not your dough.

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one who suggests this has ever seen (or made someone write) a check that size.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does that have to do with anything? I don’t work in a bank.

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m agreeing with you.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah! Sorry. Please acknowledge and accept my apology. IMMEDIATELY!!!

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not theirs, either.

It’s Zito’s. And nothing will change that.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

we already lost the money. lets not also lose all the ballgames

by justhangin on Jun 5, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE?

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US!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito becomes the long man

and insurance in case one of the starters gets hurt.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito = bad bullpen pitcher

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What evidence is there of this? I realize he has no interest in doing it, but why is he a guaranteed failure at this as opposed to Oliver Perez or Affeldt?

If you’re saying Bochy is too likely to use him in close games rather than in mop-up, that concern I understand.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's partly my concern

Honestly, I don’t want Zito and Affeldt getting innings over Romo

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, I can't see Zito being a good bullpen guy

but I guess I can wait and see

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not going to help much when there are already runners on base, so that sure limits his spots out of the pen.

Among all the other stuff you mention.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s had a few bullpen appearances over his career and they’ve all been absolute disasters. There’s also been mentions of how he also has a ridiculously long and drawn out routine before he starts his games that he won’t be able to do as a bullpen player.

I mean, just imagine the kind of disaster you could get with Zito going into a game he’s not mentally or physically prepared to pitch in.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean, as opposed to the sterling starts he puts up on 4 days’s rest?

I’d just as soon he turn 4 run deficits into 8 run deficits as creating the 4 run deficits in the first 4 innings of a game.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, if he were being paid a few hundred grand, nobody would hate on him so much. The man is still capable of putting up quality starts, or at least eating innings.

But since he’s taking up an insane portion of the team’s payroll, we want him to win the Cy Young every year. We have to let that go, because the money is gone no matter what. He’s not a bad #5 guy, and I’m not sure but I might be more comfortable with him out there than Sanchez, especially if the bullpen is tired

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be absolutely great if that happened. But I’m not convinced that is something Zito, Bochy, and Sabes would all agree on it.

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird sentence construction!!

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by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too valuable = high value. Sure, I wouldn’t give him up unless we got solid value in return, but I’m sick of his constant middle ground. Either figure it out or stop randomly sucking. I’d rather have Zito and solid hitters than Sanchez.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

z

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure his value is that high

If I’m looking at SAnchez, I tend to think he won’t be as good on another staff. He is not a No. 1 or 2 guy. Doesn’t have the mental makeup. And I think he benefits being squeezed in between Lincecum and Cain. Plus he’s a 6 inning guy. And I dont’ see that changing anytime soon.

Now I could be full of it. Maybe you get a big time regular for him. But I doubt it.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see him succeeding with another team, but I can see a different team seeing him succeed with them. Which is why I want to trade him.

Sanchez4JayBruce!

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by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEll if they got Jay Bruce for him.

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by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is a veteran!

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he’ll be the designated pinch bunter.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please cut Zito

Please cut Zito

/I know that isn’t realistic

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by 49er16 on Jun 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cutting him is silly

Then you’re losing 60 million for nothing.

Instead, eat 50 million of it and trade him, that way you get 10 million and maybe something in return. Zito isn’t great, but he’s worth 10 million over 3 years to someone.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One would think so.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

The greatest obstacle is Barry Zito’s no-trade clause.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was easily the best part of that contract.

And the greatest evidence that it was Magowan who negotiated it.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though, I think

If the Giants put it to Zito in terms of: ‘You waive your no-trade clause, or we put your ass in the bullpen and you pitch to one lefty a week’, then maybe he agrees to it.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being who he is . . .

. . . he might well just waive it unless the other team is some outpost of Hell.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt either the Rangers or Astros would want him

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by RDreamer on Jun 5, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a completely different question.

What fairly high-payroll teams, legitimately (in their own minds) in contention, badly (or fairly badly) need another starter?

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed the joke I think

The Rangers and Astros are the two Outpost-of-Hell teams, as both are located in Texas.

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by RDreamer on Jun 5, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought of that, but . . .

. . . it seemed that there are several others that might also fit that definition. (Remember that Dante’s version is solid ice at its core.)

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dante never drove on I-10 through Texas twice like I did

His version may have involved tumbleweeds and overnighting in Fort Stockton.

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by RDreamer on Jun 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but there's lights and shit round those parts

at least some of it is interesting.

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by RDreamer on Jun 5, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've done it.

If you think that was Hell, wait till you cross the border to Arizona. Texas at least had gorgeous rest stops with bathrooms cleaner than many homes have; Arizona offered 55-gallon oil drums sunk into the ground and half-filled with chemicals, plus filthy walls and sinks, no lights, and hardly any running water, all in a squat, gorgeously vomit-colored-paint cinder-block structure.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I always think about those things. But doesn’t that end up as a grievance with the PA?

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he had some incentives based on game starts and they couldn’t point to his ineffectual performance and lack of better alternatives, perhaps.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I meant if he has a sitdown with FO staff and they tell him “you will sit until you agree to be traded”. That seems like something the PA would take to arbitration.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

On what basis? I don’t think they can mandate how he’s used like that.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benching him punitively, and explicitly, to force him to waive a clause in his contract? If they were dumb enough to do that, it would look awfully strange to an arbitrator.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Vogelsong and the rest are pitching how they are, and our bullpen is pretty well established (plus his SSS but terrible track record in relief), is there any way they could actually prove thats why he was benched?

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they told him, to his face, they were benching him to force him to waive his trade clause, and the arbitrator believed him, then yes.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apologies. I completely missed the initial comment that you were responding to, with the theoretical threat from the FO.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes they do

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I saw the lower case “wil” at the start of your username and I got all excited that wilriv was back.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss wilriv. He was a great foil to a lot of arguments and a lot of fun to banter with.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was kind of weird at times, though.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least his crazy could be entertaining.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And creepy.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait I am wilriv?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh definitely. And could be frustrating to converse with. Still he passionately defended his points, which were often in the minority.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still feel like he thought the warning he got was a ban and never came back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my thought as well.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing. They’re confusing.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean I thought my warning was a ban.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s your warn story….starts new subthread

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie warned me as a joke. I think Natto warned me as a joke once, too.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was no joke.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember what happened.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I said I didn’t like something. And apparently you really liked it. Asparagus or something.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see the mods are using warnings as jokes

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bans self

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

On some SBN boards (maybe this one, I dunno) some posters use the “flag” to make wisecracks about posts. So, maybe that’s related.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an easy way to send private messages too.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this sarcastic?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

O NO I JUST GOT BAND

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like that band

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think the mods do a good job

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you like your warning!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I always wondered what it felt like to get warned

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

global warning. it’s a bitch.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you learned your lesson and don’t do it again. You know, that thing you don’t remember.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball people have long memories. – Brian Sabean

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to assume Howie’s included a pic of himself.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto warned me as a joke and Goofus warned me but just to tell me that this guy in the thread that was calling me names and getting really disrespectful to me was banned and not to worry about him and the thread was deleted.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I got banned one time.

And I was right!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a groug is banned in the forest

does anyone hear the grougthink?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I'm still very sorry about that!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did I. I was confused until I figured it out.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I was warned once

But I think I was threatened with it first, so I knew it was a warning.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I accidentally banned you once

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I switched it to a warning immediately so you never knew

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all you did?

Shitfuck.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

You and Mr. Alex Lewis, Esq. must love Bouton’s book… he busted out a reference earlier in the week.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read passages of it to him when he was in a crib.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 6, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how Mrs. jhiat00 and I passed time while she was in labor.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jun 6, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was funny, mostly for your flip out about it, though. That and GiantPain’s reaction when he was finally let back into the boards.

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I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 5, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Goofus almost banned me

for that heated argument with GRM 2 years ago. That would have been awful, I’d be forced to make all kinds of tulo videos for purple row

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

As did I when I got warned. It’s kind of weird.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don't get warned, you're not doing your job.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Jun 6, 2011 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got warned for asking kenshin where he was moving for residency. I was actually pretty pissed, though I never said anything about it.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 6, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently he’s been posting on other SBN blogs though.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He posts on minorleagueball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been back sparingly, though.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn't posted on here since more or less the day he got the warning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could of sworn wilriv posted here a few days ago.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

*could have

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I warn you that you’ll have to stop warning me.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he did, we’d have a big kerfluffle about it.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once saw a giant kerfluffle

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, last comment was on June 15, 2010.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I was thinking of someone else.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is his most recent comment I could find:

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/14/1518622/minor-lines-6-14-10#39803701

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's getting kinda weird

are we e-stalking him now?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

no?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think using the search to find his last comment is too stalkerish.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is just what a stalker would say.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of the first points in the stalker handbook: always play down potential stalking as completely normal behavior.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 6, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

His status still says "Warned" too, so I really think he never accepted the warning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

When can we trade for Andrew McCutchen?

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

you'd have to trade the farm for him

but i might be ok with trading wheeler for him

by panda revival on Jun 5, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

As soon as he's arbitration eligable

And if history is a judge, we can trade a couple prospects who won’t pan out. Except is they come back 10 years later. Pirates. Love em.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops . . .

they quasi-intentionally walked him to get the lefty lefty matchup. Bases juiced.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ankiel...

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to get the pitcher-Ankiel matchup.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol snakes

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ahem

Do not fuck with the Meal Ticket.

That is all.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SNAKES!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WALKED A RUN IN

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PATERSON

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 5, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Not 40-manning him was dumb.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants weren’t going to have any use for him.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Hinshaw.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds, yada, yada

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s established that Hinshaw has incriminating photos of Sabean.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex “Teats on a Boar” Hinshaw!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's better than Hinshaw

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already been said, but Hinshaw. I am appalled that he’s still on the 40 man.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALK-A-THON

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL SNAKES!!

GRANNY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GRAND SLAM NATS

lolol snakes!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GRAND SLAM

 umps blew a call earlier though..

by mameluke on Jun 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DBACKS

poor joe

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch out for Morse

He’s been damn good for them. Gotta be careful with him this week.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WOW

FU DBACKS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 5, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He had an ERA of 0.00 up until today, didn’t he?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

0.63

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Barry Zito do a 90-day rehab assignment?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The way this season has been going… I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody else needed to go on the DL. Jonathon Sanchez: ingrown toenail.

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Max he can do is 30 days

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 days then..

“Hey Barry. You’re still hurt right? RIGHT?” Shut him down for 15 more days..30 more days on “rehab”.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone asks if he’s still hurt you they can just say he’s a major league starter and he’s throwing his fastball in the mid 80s, so something must be wrong.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto on CSN Chronicle Live

I was filpping through the stations and I caught a part of a discussion on Chronicle Live about the Cousins/Posey/Sabean mess and Ray Ratto was essentially saying that Posey was at fault for this whole thing because Sabean and the Giants organization were taking their “cue” from him. Ratto said that because Posey hadn’t reached out to Cousins, he was allowing hostility to fester and grow.

To say the least, this made me very angry. I also was angered by Mark Grace saying on Fox yesterday that Posey was blocking the plate and didn’t allow Cousins a path to score.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jun 5, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Grace is simply wrong

So screw him. Ratto likes to be controversial. I’m sick of the whole damn thing. I just want Buster back next year at 100%.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto is stupid

If a guy breaks your leg, how are you NOT supposed to be angry at him? Of course Buster isn’t returning his calls. He’s has his post rookie of the year season come crashing down.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And fat.

Never forget.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you

Also with his “I farted” face

by Falconer88 on Jun 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ratto is an expert on growing and festering.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I was talking about the other day

Ray fatto and schulman were basically saying posey was the puppet master behind sabeans comments it pissed me the fuck off. But then buster had his statements and proved why he’s always been a class act

by Falconer88 on Jun 5, 2011 5:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah

I don’t like Ray Ratto much either in his coverage of the SJ Sharks.

That said, there is a time and place for everything… and I’m not sure that Cousins has his timing down right when trying to apologize to Posey… everything is still pretty fresh and raw at this point… he’d do better to wait, IMO.

Posey has handed it quite well, I think.

by anduriliam on Jun 5, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO, he looks a lot like Sanchez.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can see that

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Larry Bernandez thing. Jonathan switches arms and pitches righty. Fewer strikeouts, but more control.

by non sequitur on Jun 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the way he says, “I’m Larry!”

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the blank pause he gives before delivering the line that really makes it work.

by non sequitur on Jun 5, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more manscaping.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like Victorino to me

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs thinner more manicured eyebrows and goatee but other than that yes.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SNAKES!! LOSERS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Mock draft
13. New York Mets
The Pick: Matt Barnes, RHP, Connecticut

I can absolutely picture them somehow getting the wrong one and drafting a douchey, tattooed NBA forward. Because LOLMETS

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

I can’t hate anyone who was on that Warriors team.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ArizLOLna

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So we are in 1st place again, right?

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yepperoonies

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Rooney

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should get starting on those image posting guidelines I meant to write.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a little too pornographic

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please do.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule #1: no nipples

Rule #2: no nipples
Rul2 #3: more cats

"A specter is haunting the Bullpen- the specter of Affeldt."

by pentheus on Jun 5, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule #4: No more than 250 pixels or I cut a bitch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to post a cat a day from now on. Watch me.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me that I haven't posted my election map for today.

The recent Winnipeg North by-election:

As usual, Liberals in red and NDP in orange.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flaccid district.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 5, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to post a cat with many nipples. Where does this fall in the rulebook?

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL i still follow weathergirls!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate that very nearly that exact forecast has held true in San Francisco for the past half year.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ello luv.

THE ROCKIES TOOK MY BOY.

by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 7:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Found on BB-Ref

Bronson Arroyo’s nickname is apparently “Saturn Nuts” Huh. I was not aware.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Jun 5, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Curt Schilling said he has nuts the size of Saturn.

True story.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Marty Lurie, FP took the weekend off to attend one of his kids graduation.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wade is absurd right now

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So awesome

I was worried for a while that Vogelsong was gonna pitch another gem and lose a 1-0 game. I can’t believe Tejada, Torres, and Sanchez all came through. How often does the top of our order come through together?

But yeah, Vogelsong, he’s cool.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Jun 5, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like its been a long time since I’ve seen Torres play a game where he didn’t do at least 1 thing to help the team.

I realize your post wasn’t criticizing him at all, but I felt like I should mention how awesome Torres is.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not bagging on Torres

Just remarking upon how rare it is that our 1-2-3 (mainly due to Tejada) all contribute together in one game.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Jun 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we do this everyday?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

dbags being dbags

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

“be some other guy”

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“hell, be some other girl”

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“hell, be anyone else but who you are?

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god we won this series

The Rockies were really starting to run away with the division

/Dave Cameroned

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Andy LaRoche DFA'd

Worth the risk? I kinda don’t think so, I think Burriss and Big Bad Craw Dad(patent pending) have the same cumulative effect.

by Cap M on Jun 5, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than Tejada

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

But every former A we’ve acquired has worked out pretty well for us lately, right? :P

by Cap M on Jun 5, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would agree but I think it's worth a try

I mean unless you plan on giving LaRoche 126 mil :p (not snark just telling a joke)

by Falconer88 on Jun 5, 2011 6:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Zito for no one, and he just leaves us the money we owe him?

by D-Murph on Jun 5, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see him waving the no trade clause to go to the Yankees.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do not want him in a car. They do not want him in a bar.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if you can claim losses on contracts, but maybe that’s the only financial incentive left for the Giants—a total loss on their taxes.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would we want Carlos Lee?

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Caballo!

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee shouldn’t be an everyday OF for us either.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee is now a bad hitter who plays terrible defense.

I’d rather put Zito in the bullpen.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Carlos Lee sounds like a perfect 3B candidate!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, sir.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he hasn’t, Ross, Torres and Burrell have. Plus Belt. And honestly I’m not sure I would take Lee over “Holtz”

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t put Burrell in that list

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell hasn’t proved he can be an everyday OF?

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, maybe at one time in his career

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time being last season?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question. We dont.

by D-Murph on Jun 5, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heat look pretty unstoppable right now

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLMORRISON LOLMARLINS

LoMo 0-4 marlins 3rd straight loss

by Falconer88 on Jun 5, 2011 5:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

lol second hand information

From purple row:

Well Ryan Vogelsong has suddenly become a good pitcher I think
apparently he was diagnosed ADHD and now that he has that under control he’s been ridiculously good
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by SDcat09 on Jun 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

No need post this stuff.
We hate them. They hate us. You don’t need to pour oil on the fire.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I’m not doing that, and I’m not faulting them for not knowing the ins and outs of players on another team. I just thought it was a funny mix up.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also not going to take posting tips from Mr. big shirtless Rooney pictures, haha

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it was for jokes

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I can see how people might take it the wrong way

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the rockies have been so great

against any of the giants’ starters this year overall.

We’ve crushed em in the season series so far. Let em mope and whine about it

by Cap M on Jun 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi. I made that post.

It wasn’t a slight against Vogelsong. Maybe you didn’t read the rest of my post. I was actually defending him as being a good pitcher. I had read that Vogelsong was treated for ADHD. Is this incorrect?

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by SDcat09 on Jun 5, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Torres had ADHD

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres was, sir

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see it now, Gynocracy. I operate under the assumption everyone on the internet is a male until picz or voice

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

even then…..

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times we gotta tell ya:

There are no wimminz on the interwebs!!!!

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We haven’t heard that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s Jean Chrétien.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, you guys ind this stuff quickly.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might be mixing him up with Andres Torres.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you find out?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had read it somewhere, I think on Yahoo. It's been awhile

Obviously it was incorrect. My mistake. Thanks for clarifying my error.

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by SDcat09 on Jun 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay!

We’re all trying to figure out WTF is going on with Vogelsong too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. I don't think I'd try and figure out

I would just enjoy the ride while it lasts.

Well anyway. You all have a good evening!

sorry for the mixup

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by SDcat09 on Jun 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m appreciative that you know anything about him at all. You’re a good egg.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I follow the Giants

I figure its good to know thine enemy….as it were.

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Jun 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm… eggs.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like scrambled eggs.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

But eggs over easy make me vomit.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And full disclosure

I hate losing to the Giants more than any other team.

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Jun 5, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, good on you. I can’t abide watching the Dodgers, at all, unless the Giants are playing them. There’s too much chance they might win a game.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha...

Well, I’m gonna scoot on outta here. You guys and gals have a good evening.

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by SDcat09 on Jun 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww, you even made it purple for her :)

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 5, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to know

Maybe the people over at Purple Row aren’t so bad after all…

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't ever say that

I mean, they ROOT FOR A DIFFERENT BASEBALL TEAM than we do.

Those monsters!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ergo they are evil and must be destroyed!!!

/raises banners
/identifies by sigil

THE ROCKIES TOOK MY BOY.

by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 7:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It was Torres, our other recent guy who suddenly became good after a long history of replacement level play.

I didn’t mean it as anything against you and I know you were defending him, I just thought it was funny how things got mixed up in translation. It’s basically something thats only funny to obsessive giants fans here.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God.

I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to post that in this thread.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Zito retires, doesn’t that absolve the organization of paying the rest of his contract? I mean, if I’m 33 and can’t break 85mph on a fastball, first stint on the DL, my spot on the roster is quite likely gone…

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would he retire?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you just leave 50 million dollars on the table?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I just made 80 million and got a World Series ring, in addition to the above reasons, then yeah I might. I mean, if I don’t feel I can compete at a serious level then I would stop risking my body. Plus, it would help my team.

I’m not saying he will, but there are certainly legitimate things to consider, even from his perspective.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he feels like he can compete at a serious level.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m pretty sure he can compete at a serious level. Being a fourth or fifth starter in the majors is pretty amazing. Unless his recent injury has somehow destroyed his pitching ability, I’m pretty sure he can still perform at that level.

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by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m worried because he was down to 81 mph the day he got injured. In his 3rd start of the year. How do you have dead arm after 13 innings of throwing in the 80s?

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t really answer that as I didn’t have the chance to watch that game or really any of the early season games.

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by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The answer to my question is “You can’t. That’s impossible”.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

One hears . . .

<p.
. . . albeit with the obvious caveats about reliability of sources, that his velocity seems to be up in his current tossing.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pleased to hear that, with the obvious caveat that it is true. I like Zito, and it is definitely in spite of his contract. I am rooting for him. But I also have to consider that I’m rooting for the team more and he does make me nervous.

If he can throw his curve for strikes and make that a real threat for hitters, then you can sneak that 87 mph fastball by them. So when he’s doing that, he’s a solid pitcher and fun to watch. But if he can’t and falls behind, then hitters can just sit on that fastball and rope one.

I remember them throwing a stat around last year a lot about Zito’s record when getting 4+ runs of support. Like, ridiculously good. If the Giants could actually score that many for him I wouldn’t mind his struggles so much. He just doesn’t seem to be built as a 1-run game kind of guy anymore.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just glancing at the stats . . .

. . . it looks like Zito with 87 would be great:

For his Cy Young season in 2002 – the season we begin to have velocity data here at FanGraphs, Zito was averaging 87 MPH on his fastball. That’s consistent with his seasons in Oakland from ’02 through –’05.
His average velocity last year, just from eyeball of the graphs, looks like maybe 85 or so (which FanGraphs called “pedestrian”). The reason for hope is that it may be a matter of mechanics; at least Righetti is saying so:
He’s always been a big wrapper. We’re trying to get him to keep it to a minimum, but it’s not easy. He’s been throwing that way for a long time. It affects the arm speed on his curveball.
(“wrapper” = “wraps” the ball when he cocks his wrist)


We will see.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home game update

We’ve played:

9 less than the D-bags

7 less than the Bums

4 less than the Dinosaurs

8 less than the Madres

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY NOW

THAT WAS A REALLY TOUGH SERIES FOR ARIZONA AT HOME AGAINST THE TWINS

by Cap M on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bums because they're bums.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Growing up, my Dad always asked me about the Giants calling them my bums, because they sucked. Actually, he still does it even after winning the world series and being in 1st place this year.

“How’d your bums do today?”
“Lost 1-0, Cain through 8 shutout innings”
Dad shakes his head

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an old nickname from their Brooklyn days. I think it was inspired from a loud angry fan who sat behind home plate and yelled that they were bums when they made out. Later, a sports cartoonist drew pictures of a bum to represent their team.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

hence

“What’s the matter with Whatshisname?!”

“HE’S A BUM!”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players made out during games back in the 50s? I would’ve thought that would be frown upon in those days

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a big fan.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patton Oswalt?

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guest star? Yes. Stand-up? Not so much

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? All of his stand up is about how he’s a nerd, and he seems to be trying to force himself to sound intelligent by using convoluted sentences and big words. He’s a lot more entertaining as a guest star, like when he played the Dungeon Master in Reno 911.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nurse Jackie on Community was amusing.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can all the morons in America stop paying to see these terrible Transformers movies?

Really tired of these awful commercials every summer

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM

KAPOW
WHIZEEEEEEEEEE
FFOOOOOSH
VADOOOOM

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unrelated, but related:

X-Men: First Class was pretty good.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

I just watched it as well.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I caught the first ten minutes or so of X3 last night and laughed

because it’s pretty clear the producers of all the X-Men movies and even FOX are basically saying with First Class, “X3 never happened. Maybe not even X-Men: Origins: Wolverine.”

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to forget X3. I don’t even dare watch Origins.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a comics reader, so, my emotional investment in the property is nil.

I mean, it took me 5 minutes into X2 (which was on just before X3) to realize why X-Men was called First Class. “Oh, because the X-Men change! It’s Professor X & a rotating cast!” I always thought it was the same group of characters.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't bother

It’s awful

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Jun 5, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet the tag on it is "disappointment"

Because it “only” made $54 million opening weekend. It’s the best-reviewed movie of the year so far with great word of mouth, but all the bean counters see is “no Wolverine, no $100 mil weekend” and turn their attentions to making sure Transformers is so saturated they will make their 100 million weekend even if it’s only with people throwing actual tomatoes at the 3d IMAX screen.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Didn’t help that they put all of their marketing money behind Thor and Captain America over it.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remembered that after posting

Should be interesting to see how Green Lantern does. Lesser known DC character and more sci-fi than the other properties. Then again Ryan Reynolds.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green Lantern rules. Still waiting for Deadpool.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Ryan Reynolds is much of a star. I don’t think the numbers support that, anyway. As much as I think Green Lantern looks like the most interesting superhero movie (after X-Men) in the Thor-Captain America-Green Lantern summer trio, everyone I talk to, in and out of the industry, are pretty down on it.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might do well, but I’m not sure I’m gonna like it. The trailers don’t make me think he’s less playing Hal Jordan and more playing Kyle Rayner. That’s not a good sign.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 5, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this is what I read about FOX's internal thought process before the first BO results appeared:
“Given that we are reinventing the X-Men franchise with a critically acclaimed director and top actors who are not really widely known to audiences, we’re hoping to be somewhere around Batman Begins ($48.7M) and X-Men ($54.4M). That seems to be a good target area for us,” said a Fox exec who was right on the money. The studio is hoping this prequel sticks around as moviegoers discover it.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart

I’ll probably go see in theaters because of the good word of mouth and reviews

Had no plans to before hearing it was good.

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m probably not going to see it because I’m not an X-Men fan and I’m getting really sick of all the comic-book movies. It has nothing to do with doubting its quality as a film. But that’s just me.

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by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they’re hoping the sequel will be huge.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cynical take is they were lowering expectations. Still, it is a surprisingly well-received movie, especially since it wasn’t the most talked-about summer flick. I’m almost tempted to see it in the theater.

THE ROCKIES TOOK MY BOY.

by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 7:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd say it's worth seeing in a theater.

Also, I just finished X-3: The Last Stand. What an impressive waste of time and money.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe they killed off Cyclops for no reason.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not clear on what happened to him, exactly. Maybe the FX version I watched omitted this?

The whole Phoenix thing was completely, totally wasted. That movie was somewhere between Superman IV: The Quest for Peace and Star Trek: Insurrection in terms of quality.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atomized by Phoenix. Meh. Marsden wanted out.

THE ROCKIES TOOK MY BOY.

by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 7:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He wanted to do Superman Returns instead.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I would say that X-Men 3 was the better movie, actually, and his part in that movie would’ve been better than the one he had in SR, which was an even bigger waste of time and money.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off-screen too.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned today at work that it was pushed forward a few days. They want to use the exploit of advertising a large opening weekend gross by counting Wed-Sun, like the Hangover just did.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hangover 2 was really mediocre

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bridesmaids was way better.

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by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is coming from a guy in a Wolf Pack.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I am ashamed.

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by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw the first one on DVD and it was a bad choice. Didn’t see the second one and it was a great choice. Not planning on seeing the new one.

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by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should tell the rest of the world

Because apparently Transformers made much more money overseas than in the U.S.

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by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! I love those movies. Cannot wait for the new one to come out

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your Oakland Athletics

vs. NYY: L, L, L
vs. BOS: L, L, L

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Gives me a chuckle.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when the A’s are competitive. Nothing wrong with little brother getting B+’s in school.

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're competitive

They might win the PCL this year!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

foul off the inside of the foot by a Met

Shot in mets dugout shows Jason Bay and some other met laughing about it

by Hatuxka on Jun 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

so, so, SO glad we didn’t sign Bay in the ‘09 offseason. He’s been turrible

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Bruce Bochy picks the pitchers for the All-Star team. Ryan Vogelsong, Giants All-Star representative, might actually happen. Ten years after we thought it might, but if he even has a couple of average starts leading up to the All-Star Game, he’ll be in fine position.

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

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by deuce deuce on Jun 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

If he keeps it up, he’s worthy of it just like any other pitcher who puts up great numbers. I know the ASG is about name recognition, but it’s the managers started putting the guys with the best numbers on the team. Also, it helps when your manager chooses reserves.

Giants that should be All-Stars: Lincecum, Cain, Vogelsong (at the rate he’s going), Wilson, Sandoval (if he continues to hit), Franchez. And if Posey gets voted in, so be it.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

crazy CWS

so, Cal beat the 1 seed in their regional, and now has to play Baylor tonight, again, who they lost to 6-4 earlier in this regional. So, if the Bears beat the Bears, then they play the Bears, again, tomorrow—winner advances.

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by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The NBA dunk contest is going on in Dallas right now

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

About 6-Man Rotations:

Just as a warm-up, I looked at the 2010 National League “Days or Rest” splits for starters. There was remarkably little difference between results with 4 days of rest and 5 days of rest.

Days   OPS    PA/G    R/G
  4   .733    25.64   2.96
  5   .721    25.42   2.86

None of the differences look significant.

But if a 6-man rotation doesn’t hurt, neither does it help. And it has the drawbacks of reducing the bullpen staff by 1 man, and of making most or all of the starters feel weird. Plus it takes some innings from the five best and gives them to the 6th-best.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think its a good idea at all.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a more succinct way of putting it.

But it’s nice to see that the data do not disagree.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if Zito pitches well, it would be awesome

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by doubleteapot on Jun 5, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In what respect?

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Sanchez trade bait

2) We feel better about how much money he’s making

by Nivek5150 on Jun 5, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already signed up for the Madison Bumgarner Inning Reduction Plan.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like

Skipping a start after two-three consecutive starts in the rotation.

by Cap M on Jun 5, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus it takes some innings from the five best and gives them to the 6th-best.

This is usually the bi deal, and probably applies when adding in mediocre starts from Zito into the mix of awesome, as much as it might normal affect a mix of normal when a crappy 6th start is put in the rotation.

I do agree with Zito as a innings replacement for Bum and Sanchez though. Let them skip a few starts to keep them better rested into September and maybe hopefully beyond. Also, less exploding arms.

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Jun 5, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he your new Nick Johnson?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's kinda like opposite Nick though

Doesn’t walk very much, but hits for a high average with power.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And has played in 10 straight games at one point in his career.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morse actually has had some freak injury trouble as well

Which is why he’s only now getting regular PT – and raking.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

I didn’t realize he was that old. I don’t even remember ever hearing about him before this season. I thought he came out of their system.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Good on him, then.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s one of those players you’ll mention a lot for a while, right? ;)

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

And I wuz right about CarGo.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Giants related songs (Sort of)

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching Mets-Braves . . .

Reyes just doubled home the 5th run off Hudson. Reyes did that weird arm motion I associate with the Rangers from the WS. Thought it was some antler thing. But maybe it’s a “push ’em up” motion? Tejaja does it too, every other week when he gets a hit. What is it exactly? I don’t like it.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 5, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Spot light? Show boating?

by nataku on Jun 5, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s American Sign Language for “I’m a douchebag”

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just the claw. It’s not that big of a deal.

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by Disaster on Jun 5, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the origin?

“I’ve just clawed out a hit”?

It’s not the worst thing in the world. I just hate to see NBA style showboating sneaking into baseball.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 5, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently it’s just some shit Tejada started when he was in Houston, and it has since spread around to various players. I see it as kind of a long distance high five to the bench anytime you get a hit or make a big play. In JTG’s Juggernate vid you can clearly see him clawing to Nate after he made a throw to get Willingham out.

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by Disaster on Jun 5, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Huff do something similar

after he hit a RBI double in that last game against the Padres last year? Like an underhand push to the bench celebrating the RBI?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the one I was thinking of, thanks.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always figured this was a big, triumphant ass slap targeted at Pat Burrell. I could be wrong though.

by fishmicmuffin on Jun 5, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, look at his face.

That is pretty clearly a “Fuck you” if ever there was.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

Here’s the highlight: http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=12738425

Looks more like he’s super pumped but just expressing it weirdly.

It’s not like he’s doing the shove towards the Padres or anything.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thoughts re-watching that highlight: LOL Denorfia. Ah, memories.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been a while since I’ve seen the video of it.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That GIF always upsets me because I was sitting just outside of the frame to the left of that lady in orange, but it never pans to me. =(

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend thought it was Huff's version of the slow jerk

I slowly have come around to this viewpoint?

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by Sammy Danger on Jun 5, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was vicious sarcasm, aimed at the other dugout.

If you have a replay, observe the look on his face.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally do not remember who he was facing when he did it. (Oh no! Does that make me a bad fan?)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 5, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noes! My MCC membership card is going to get revoked. Then how will I waste hours of my time?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a revokable offense

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 5, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the worst part about it. there’s nothing you can do to get rid of yourself from MCC. we all slowly trudge along towards a slow death, blog-style.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The other awesome thing about Vogelsong

The giants now have a dominant and completely home grown rotation, plus their closer and best reliever.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Littlefield . . .

A truer friend to the Giants you could not find. I still can’t believe he ate the final season and a half of Matt Morris.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 5, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

re Zito: Why is this crazy?

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/yankees-should-trade-for-zito/

I cant see playing Zito on the Giants, who labor to score 2 runs. But on a team that can reliably score 4-5 a game, why isnt he a pretty good option, if the price is right?

by justhangin on Jun 5, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It isn't

But it all comes down to how much money the Giants will eat, and whether or not Zito will waive his no-trade.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would get pummeled in the AL East

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it.

The “AL Superiority” legend has been exaggerated. But it is indeed correct that it would come down—as with any potential Zito deal—to how much of the otherwise sunk cost the Giants would willingly eat. My guess is that the moment they become convinced Vogelsong is for real is the moment they pick up the telephone.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the overall AL Superiority is overblown

However, the lineups in the AL East are far superior to those in the NL West. Thrown in a DH and I would posit Zitos ERA in the AL east would be over 5.

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus they play in clownball parks.

I think a lot of the supposed belief in the AL East superiority also has to do with how overhyped much of their pitching is and how actual results are being compared to those lofty expectations. Case in point: Joba.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Plus, just taking a look at the top 5 offenses in the NL, they all coincidentally play in hitter-friendly parks. Zito isn’t going anywhere because of his salary, but even if he did, the team acquiring him would be playing with fire counting on him to give them that extra little push to get into the post-season.

by JSing on Jun 5, 2011 7:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh my god

The Yankees Do Not Want Barry Zito™.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong has been worth more than any of the other starters minus Lincecum, and in far fewer games too.

by dhp318 on Jun 5, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

bumping his career WAR to -2.1 according to baseball reference

by dhp318 on Jun 5, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he left a ton of money on the table (well, a ton to us non-rich people) to play for the Giants.

even went to the minors when he could have had a starting ML job.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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by speckops on Jun 6, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from the game.

I was genuinely scared of a Jason Hammel no-hitter.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Words never uttered by fans of teams that arent the Giants

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Dirty in civilian clothes.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see him sporting his hat at the douchey 45 degrees angle

"I don't get out of bed, for a million bucks!"
- Edgar Renteria or a hooker bribing a family man?

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 5, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as

“dirty clothes”, and I think I was right.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gym Tanning Walks*

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The latest in douchebag wear

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

vogelsong

he comes from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow

by anduriliam on Jun 5, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

One of my fav Led Zeppelin songs.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 5, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see

The trailer for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yUwXwrR35U

They recorded a cover with the lead singer from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. It sounds pretty awesome.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an amazing trailer.

I didn’t really love the books but that trailer makes me REALLY want to see this movie. Whoever created this trailer deserves a raise.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing trailer, awesome cover. Definitely going to be seeing that.

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by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet cover.

I saw the Swedish version and I really enjoyed it. I’ll be checking this film out too.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 5, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t read those lines without picturing Conan Obrien singing them.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still feel like the Heat win this game / series

But I wouldn’t be surprised it they didn’t.

Also, the stream I found is in spanish. Not helping.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

11 times the NBA Finals has been tied at 1-1

The team to win Game 3 has won the series every single time

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and I think I saw the stat the other day that in all 7-game series, the team that wins game 3 wins 73 or 78% of the time. In conclusion, game 3 is important

by JSing on Jun 5, 2011 7:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

BINGO BINGO BINGO

Is apparently what is yelled when one makes a three pointer.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love it if they screamed goal after every basket.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is something I would watch.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a bingo!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Jun 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

unf

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked this poster before it was mainstream, back when it had it’s original watermarks.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer my posters subbed, not dubbed.

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by Murray, Present on Jun 5, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

You realize that your deviantart page has the image up there and nonwatermarked right? It’s pretty big, too.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a subtler watermark on those.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So subtle I can’t see it.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET IT WHILE YOU CAN, BOOTLEGGERS!

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this where we hawk our wares?

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And wear our hawks

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hock

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s the SUPERWONDERFUL!! guy?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ordered.

Thank you.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's no secret.



Or, in more conventional form, here.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You kids are out there.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just use Facebook to tell the world where I live.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We, on the other hand, just don't use Facebook.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just looking at the Cal Poly class of 2015 Facebook page and apparently I’m going to school with a bunch of idiots.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idiots shout loudest.

by Deleuzian on Jun 5, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna need earmuffs then

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

techno obsession anyone?!

I hope you live next door to this person.

by Deleuzian on Jun 5, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots and lots of my friends went to SLO

At least one is doing 5 years so he’ll still be there.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You make it sound like a prison.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The red brick dorms are an adaptation of a prison design.

by QuakeFan on Jun 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t a lot of California high schools?

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of dormitories are

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT RITZVILLE!

Got a super lame traffic ticket there

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The area is famed for it.

It’s at the junction of I-90 and US 395, and the home of a State Patrol office. One web site said no one can drive much in eastern Washington without spending a day in Ritzville Traffic Court. (Nonetheless, we have lived here for over 13 years without even a close call.)

I have been told that tickets are given frequently as an excuse to stop vehicles, because a lot of the regional drug traffic comes up 395 from California, headed for Spokane via I-90; I don’t know whether that is so, or just local urban myth.

Considering that the freeway limit is 70 mph, I daresay freeway speeding tickets are not unwarranted. It is the side roads, which—being straight and mostly level—cry out for speeds over the nominal posted 55 (80 is not unusual—locals just tell the cop they’ve got to get to a sick cow).

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, smaller towns like to flex their authority muscles for whatever reason, even profit.

My ticket was for driving east in the fast lane of the highway with no other cars on the road at 1 am. I was going the limit but apparently there is a law in washington state that you shan’t drive in passing lane when you’re not passing a vehicle. LAME!

Of course, I had no identification having left my wallet at a cle elum gas station 2 hours previous and was cuffed, taken in, photo’d and fingerprinted.

Not fun! Especially learning you have no wallet right in front of a cop. I swear it was right here officer!

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can understand the cops actions after pulling me over. He even mentioned something about not taking chances again. LOL

But it was lame to be pulled over. I lived most my life in California and no such law exists.

Still have to make to over from Seattle someday soon and get my day in court.

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful in Oregon too, my extended family has ended up making much larger monthly extortion insurance payments after getting lit up for various minor indiscretions that state and local troopers here don’t bat an eyelash for. And some real flagrancies.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t park 30 feet within a stop sign. LOL

Can’t park where UNMARKED CROSSWALKS would lay. LOL

that was 2 infractions in one ticket. Ok I understand, no near the corner but an unmarked crosswalk? Thats just a street man!

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad’s town has a whole mess of stop signs totally obscured by vegetation, and for some reason doesn’t bother to/can’t pay for painting lines on the pavement. He’s been nailed more than once for those.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unmarked crosswalks are crosswalks for all purposes of the vehicle code, parking included, in California, too.

Don’t park in them. Don’t run down pedestrians in them. Thanks.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, your DMV-Nazi attitude is unappreciated and unwarranted.

I don’t think its illegal, and can’t remember ever receiving a ticket for, parking within 30 feet of where an imaginary crosswalk would lay, in california.

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not just a good idea, it's the law
Blocking Crosswalk: Prohibited
21970. (a) No person may stop a vehicle unnecessarily in a manner that causes the vehicle to block a marked or unmarked crosswalk or sidewalk.

Linky.

Note, please, that neither I nor the vehicle code say anything about 30 feet. That is your conflation.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, unappreciated

Please note that the 30 feet is no conflation. It is written on my citation.

Maybe you are experiencing some reading comprehension fail. I received a citation for parking within 30 feet of the crosswalk. NOT in the crosswalk in any manner.

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t park 30 feet within a stop sign. LOL

Can’t park where UNMARKED CROSSWALKS would lay. LOL

That read like two separate violations to me. I responded only to the latter.

As a pedestrian, I find parking in umarked crosswalks a real impediment. Please don’t park in them.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

It was meant to read, LOL parking within 30 feet of intersection- regardless if its stop sign or imaginary crosswalk.

I don’t make a habit of parking within a crosswalk, marked or otherwise.

And if I come up along one in real life, well, I just walk around it!

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ridiculous that every little jurisdiction in the United Stats gets its own law enforcement. That’s what leads to things like these.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Washington State Patrol

Note the first two words.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, didn’t notice that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only speeding ticket I’ve ever received in my life was on I-5 in Olympia. Evergreeners are strict. Ah well.

by non sequitur on Jun 5, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have this one: http://www.deviantart.com/print/14855252/

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, we’re watching MLB’s plays of the month for May. And man, about half of 80-69 were Giants plays.

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Which ones?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many to count.
Nate’s defense, Sanchez defense, some walk off goodies.

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw that too. I was surprised they didn’t show the walkoff vs the A’s (game 3- it’s awesome how I have to point out which walkoff, haha). If you’re gonna include walkoffs, that was the best one the Giants had.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting article relates HBP to weather:

From Scientific American.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Main reason I think this is bunk:

Games don’t mean very much in April and May.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are cool days in other months and warm ones in those.

Also:

The findings jibe with results from previous studies on the psychological effects of heat, which have shown that people in hotter rooms have a lower threshold for revenge and are more likely to view others’ actions as hostile.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already moved to San Francisco. Does this mean I need to go to Yellowknife Canada?

THE ROCKIES TOOK MY BOY.

by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 8:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Go to the Yukon. The parliamentary constituencies there are so small that it’s hilarious.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool!

I’d love to see how it correlates to game situation (maybe using some sort of leverage index) and standings information (# games back of both teams).

by Deleuzian on Jun 5, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirk and Wade have both entered beast mode

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

One thing has been decided by these Finals

Wade: Batman
Lebron: Robin

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Heat win

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by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet

Heat win

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 5, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Heat win

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by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys think I can eat 21 chicken nuggets?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You? Yes!

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on Jun 5, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no

I think you can eat 42.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 21?

Yes. 31, yes. 41, yes.

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by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go for 109

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by TGOH on Jun 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a trick question?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

I’m out of ketchup.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, this is a new twist in the situation. Can I change my vote?

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by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

usually one uses tomatoes to make ketchup.

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say that like it was a bad thing.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use horseradish.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little bit of honey, a little mustard…. or guacamole… or ranch dressing…

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nvermind.

I found some.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just how much pot did you smoke today?

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by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

None

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re all about the vaporizer, huh?

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edibles

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by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't often ingest weed

But when I do, I prefer edibles. Vaporizers are nice too, but I only know one person with one.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

When do you leave for school?
[Trying to get an idea of when to plan the McCovey’s meetup.]

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to vote for before 7/16

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by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, really? Where the hell you going? Usually it’s Augustish…

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hiking the John Muir Trail from 7/22 through 8/14, then I’m probably (finger crossed) traveling around Russia/Asia for a few months.

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by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude!

I’m hiking the JMT from July 17th to August 8th!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet! How many are in your party?

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by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 ish.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow that’s a huge group, we only have three

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by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Its with the Venture Crew, which is a more extreme off shoot of Boy Scouts.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I’m assuming that you’re going north to south but if you happen to be going the other way we should have a mini McC meetup when we cross paths.

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by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yosemite to Whitney

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whereabouts in Asia?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The basic plan is to follow the route of the Trans-Siberian Railroad from St. Petersburg to Beijing via Mongolia. From there tramping around China for a month or two. Then, depending on time, money and homesickness, maybe dropping into Nepal and/or India.

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by j14 on Jun 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds cool

I’ve never been to any of those places, save for about an hour in an airplane on the tarmac at the airport in Kathmandu. I have been to Dhaka, but you don’t want to go there.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

September 14th

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

now I know where all the home games are… August. Using the usual criteria for this meetup: weekend away game that is played in the late afternoon there are not many dates! July 16th is a 4:35 games against the Padres… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd kripes…. Sept 17 or Sept 24?

Does McCovey’s serve breakfast?

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomato sauce + beer + sugar

THE ROCKIES TOOK MY BOY.

by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 8:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

BBQ or sweet and sour sauce

Ketchup is gross except on a burger.

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by Murray, Present on Jun 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

I’d probably stop at 18.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on Jun 5, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should definitely be taken out of context.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Definitely

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by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s cake

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by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ate 35 today

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by slackersphere17 on Jun 5, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

caller to marty lurie (i know, i know): maybe the cardinals will trade pujols for vogelsong

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 5, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

then suggested the possibility of zito for posada

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 5, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not want

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.

He’s a better hitter than Eli. His ZiPS projections are very good. He has a tiny BABIP that will come up.

I don’t know what the state of his defense is. But if he can pass at all behind the plate, it’s not a terrible idea.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t play against lefties at all and he’s not even a backup catcher anymore. I don’t pay much attention to the American League, but my impression is that he wouldn’t be terribly useful.

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by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's better than Whiteside, by, uh, a lot

He has an awesome BB% and an above average ISO. The only thing he’s been missing this year is AVG – which is because his BABIP is under .200.

He’s not a great defender, but is he any worse than, say, Napoli? Probably not.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know

Whiteside is not really thrilling me with the glove at the moment.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to trade my apartment for a 3 bedroom 2 bath house in the foothills…

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I'd want to sit there and ask the callers questions:

“Have you looked at Jorge Posada’s stats?”
“Do you know Jorge Posada’s age?”
“Why do you think the Yankees would trade him?”

But that would be tiring, doing that every night.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d probably lose all faith in humanity and become a serial killer.

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why would he waive his 10/5 rights to go to SF?”

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a big issue.

I’m just saying, in the abstract, it is not the worst idea in the world. The Yankees don’t need him because he’s a below average DH. We could use him because he’s an above average catcher.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he an above average C though?

And don’t get me started on Zito anyway. They do not want him in a boat. They do not want him in a coat.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about a moat?

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by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

His ZiPS rest-of-season projection is .229/.330/.432

That would make him one of the better hitting catchers in the game. Even coming somewhere close to that would be wonderful, and pretty far above Eli.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not asking if he’s an above average hitting C.

And he’s at .169/.285/.338 now before coming to AT&T. I think the Yankees would like to be rid of him, but I doubt he wants to go.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know he's been bad this season, yeah. But he's been unlucky too. The RoS accounts for that.

And I don’t think he wants to go either. But if the choice is starting C for the defending World Champs or benched on the Yankees? … maybe.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just strikes me as one of those guys that really, really does not want to leave NY. He’s going to have to at the end of the year, and I don’t think he’d want to accelerate that.

Worse, I really think giving him a mask again would be a lot like running Tejada out at SS. Say what you want about the Yanks, but they took his catching gear away (literally) for a reason.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just surprised people have been negative about Pudge. I’ve only seen him play once this year, so even my strawhat doesn’t have much to say about him, but his actual line is more like the Zips projection you posted for Hip-Hip-Jorge.

If Pudge is such a horrible plan, I don’t see where Posada is so compelling. Not that you said anything about Pudge, but at least he can still “catch”.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I didn’t mean to sound like I thought Pudge was a good idea, but at least he’s caught recently.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pudge's actual line is just like Posada's ZIPS

minus 60 points of OBP and 80 points of SLG

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

their actual lines are similar, and one plays in Yankee Stadium.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you guys are freaking out about

I would totally do that

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that’s what i’m saying!! sounds like a good deal.

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 5, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neat:
Lincecum needs five strikeouts Monday night against Washington to become the eighth pitcher in baseball’s modern era (since 1900) to amass 1,000 strikeouts in his first five Major League seasons.

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

And I’ll be there!

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just call my name

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by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 8:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Neat, have fun!

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are "seasons" measured there?

I mean is there some cut date in-season, or does he just need 5 more in all of 2011 to come?

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The latter, I would think.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights
In cups of coffee

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Jun 5, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife

"It squeaks when you bang it."

by urea on Jun 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes…

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Jun 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you measure a year in the life?

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by Murray, Present on Jun 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about love?

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by Ceora on Jun 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about STFD

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

(questioning, not telling you, Ceora, to have a seat)

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about not killing the song!?

;-)

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by Ceora on Jun 5, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

pffffft

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ot: I know Im a little late on this

But holy shit alan wake is good
also kind of scary to play alone in the dark with a dog that likes to kick things and really bad times

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by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

.#27 Nate’s catch against the dodgers.

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there any way to watch this online?

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jun 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know… does the mlb channel have it’s programs on the internet? I guess not huh ‘cuz then who’d pay for cable if they could get it for free. Check the mlb network’s website?

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked through mlb.com and apparently they don’t stream the MLB Network broadcasts.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jun 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that $uck$

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: how to spend a productive minute or so.

There is a web site where one can click for eight different charitable causes once a day each and thereby provide some minim of income to those causes at no expense to oneself save the few seconds the click takes. The link takes you to the first one (hunger); after you click that, you click-select another cause from the top banner, and repeat. All seems to be quite legitimate. (We have been doing ti for a long time now.)

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

there somethign similar to this where you install custom google searches are you default web searcher. That way they get a percent each time you use it. I do one for the linux mint developers to help contribute to making the os but i think there are some charitable ones like that.

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by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

.#14 Brandon Crawford’s grand slammo

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by Merope on Jun 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone notice

that we now have a better record than the Marlins and we’re only two behind Philly in the loss column? It feels like sort of righted the ship (as much as we could) after the Marlins series.

by Giant Zebra on Jun 5, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering that they are doing this without Posey, and without Pablo, and without Belt, and without Frodonot, and even without Zito, it’s downright unbelievable. I’m very proud of them.

And best wishes to the newly-depleted Fresno Grizzlies. Thanks for all the players. It’s like September callups, but in June.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

From earlier, DH=doubleheader:

TdaddyNeal Thomas Neal
10 active players today for a DH. where did our team go lol
8 hours ago

But things went ok:

TdaddyNeal Thomas Neal
Swept the DH today. And we had great fan support today #WeSupportThat … More fans= More Wins #Fact
2 hours ago

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LouxSeal!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 6, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LouxSeal II!

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by jhiat00 on Jun 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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by jhiat00 on Jun 6, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Neal

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Shane Loux's twitter?

His bio is:

Do you know how good you have to be to be in your 15th year of professional baseball with only 2 years of Major League service?

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball-Reference says 13th. What was he doing in 2005 and 2007?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

we are still winning without the drivetrain of the offense, and our top prospect. also still winning with 2 players that start every day and have had horrible seasons to this point.

It’s the pitching, baby. That’s the only reason we haven’t lost 40 games already.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's all pretty wonderful

Vogelsong was terrific today. But don’t forget we were being no-hit through 5.2.

Reminds me of the Apollo 11 moon landing, which was historic and glorious. We marveled in the technical achievement. We felt invincible. Turns out, it came within 17 sec of running out of fuel and catastrophe.

Well, luck is the residue of design, as Branch Rickey famously said. Still, we cut it pretty thin…don’t we?

by justhangin on Jun 6, 2011 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better win percentages:

In the NL, not many—St. Louis and Philadelphia, Milwaukee tied. In the AL, New York, Cleveland, Texas, and Boston tied.

Not too shabby.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine St Louis losing Pujols and Holliday. Or COL losing Gonzalez and Tulo. Or LA losing Ethier and Kemp.

that’s what losing Pablo and Posey is like. and still winning. amazing.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

None

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Think this describes the game:

Hammel got Cained!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jun 5, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

in colorada, they call that being Christian.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

So like

I’m really excited for the draft tomorrow. I’m actually a little pissed it’s going to be happening at the same time as our game. I’ll be watching both.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it should be fun.

I have to write an essay on As I Lay Dying at 7:35 tomorrow, but after about 8:30 I’ll be free to indulge in baseless speculation the rest of the day.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 in the morning?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be fine, then.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a good way to keep track of it?
Or should I just wait for a thread to show up here?

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by waelwulf on Jun 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're streaming the draft on mlb.com

I’ll have that one and the game on mute =P

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, cool.

Sorry to be a pain, but is there a breakdown somewhere of who has what picks?

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by waelwulf on Jun 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is that I don’t feel bad for asking
Because I looked and I was not able to find that.

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by waelwulf on Jun 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it feels like it came out of nowhere this year

probably because we have the 29th pick.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty interested in this year, because the draft is so deep, especially in pitching.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually Grant does like 10 preview posts

This year, just one.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That I can’t help. I think it’s a fascinating year.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it is!

I just didn’t know.

Though FLA-Giant has been doing some great work.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That fellow is a machine. The llamas should totally have hired him as pre-draft analyst.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the surprise hug Burrell gave Vogelsong after Andres’s go ahead hit.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

that was nice

it was his BB that scored right?

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atleast Burrell is still producing without being able to square one up lately.

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happiness. Although the fact that everyone is referred to as a Bear on the radio is confusing to me.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baylor (also Bears) come back immediately with a leadoff double.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunted over to third. one out.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ground out to third, runner holds. two outs.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it tied now? the radio was unclear

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure—pitching change? I think it’s still 1-0.

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by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

strikeout! nice.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baylor— three up, three down.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update?

or was this 3 up, 3 down referring to the Baylor Bears in the 9th? ESPN.com still has the game as being in the 7th.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone moved over to GoldenBlogs, but the score in the bottom of the 8th is 6-0 Cal.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, pitching change.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost done with the first page of my paper!

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Graham-1, Paper-1

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We get a comp pick for Uribe and we didn't have to pay him 21Mil?

Its like Christmas came twice this year!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

heven’t heard anything about Uribe lately—is he hurt?

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was in fact DL’d for a while, and has thus far not done well

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure. he’s just not worth 21 mil

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

not per year

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

even for three years its way too much

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

after last year, what do you think he was worth?

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by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

20.9 mil

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 5, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

two year contract max. whatever, there was no way the Giants could compete with the Dodgers for Uribe. They offered him way more than he was worth and the Giants already had paid Rent for two years of suck, not to mention Rownad and Zito.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 5, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst thing is

He was actually good for the Padres last year. He hit .268/.317/.413, which in Petco is phenomenal. Then he had to come here and suck up a storm.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So out of necessity the Brandon Crawford era begins :)

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ol' Rusty at it again
LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
Is Dustin Ackley sufficiently attractive to be the Mariners’ Buster Posey?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like drug users.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

dustin ackley is a beautiful man

almost as beautiful as Jeff Sullivan

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad he uses coke

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be the only person on the intertubes who doesn’t think this is funny.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you remember what the original joke was?

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was “start a rumor that dustin ackley uses coke” at the time of the draft

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s hope not.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all were hoping and praying Ackley would fall to our pick in the draft, so we jokingly were trying to start “drug” rumors about him.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank heavens.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is entirely out of respect for Ackley’s considerable talent!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a foggy memory of arguing with someone here he was a good prospect. Was it Fla-Giant? Someone argued that for a #2 overall he looked pretty weak. In fairness, he hasn’t set the world on fire, but for a middle infielder he seems to be hitting fine.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how much he gets on base.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stellar walk rates and pleasing K rates look pretty sweet. Ld% is good. Power okay. Babip seems low.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a good prospect still

but the fact that he couldn’t stick at 2B at all diminishes his overall luster. He might still hit enough to compensate as an LF, but he’s gonna need more power to justify the #2 pick position.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

He’s only played 2B in the minors so far. I haven’t heard of him playing anywhere else.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Law talk about it on the podcast last week. The 2B experiment is near its end and they gave it an honest effort (1 year+), it just isn’t happening. They’re going to move him to LF

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That strikes me as addlepated. He played CF in college, didn’t he?

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but the Mariners are not going to move Franklin Gutierrez to LF

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, this would be for a quick fix? Do the Ms think Ackley is ready for the majors?

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Law went over that one too
seattlebruin85
Keith, in regards to Ackley, does he profile as a potential centerfielder blocked by Gutierrez or do scouts see him as not being able to handle center anymore?
5 Days Ago

· Reply K_Law
Had work to do there to begin with. I think that ship may have sailed already.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are the rumors but Zduriencik has come out and said they have no plans to move him to LF.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/marinersblog/2015193710_dustin_ackley_adam_kennedy_won.html

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps Law misspoken then

Again I’m citing my source as him on baseball today podcast. He said he is just not good at 2B and multiple sources have told him he won’t stick in the majors at 2B.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know when the podcast was, but it’s possible that that article is responding to whatever rumors are circulating about Ackley moving.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUSTIN ACKLEY LEFT FIELD

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok here is the full thing
12. Dustin Ackley, 2B, Seattle: He’ll hit and gets increasing raves for that tool, but no one is buying him as a second baseman anymore, and I believe he’ll end up in left field where his value takes a hit. But he’s so good at the plate that he’ll still be an above-average player, just not the franchise guy I expected when he was at second or in center. Previous position: No. 7
apsvensk
As far as Ackley goes, I haven’t seen or heard anything that says the M’s are giving up on Ackley at 2nd base. When he gets the call, presumably this month sometime (June), he will be starting at 2nd. And he almost certainly can’t be as bad as Neil Walker or Skip Schumaker.
4 Days Ago

· Reply K_Law
He almost certainly can be that bad. Or worse.
Why is Ackley a non-starter at second? Insufficient range? Error-prone? Can’t turn the double play?
5 Days Ago
· Reply K_Law
Range, hands, etc. Scouts are killing him.

http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/blog?name=law_keith&id=6609563

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then presumably they asked Jack Z about it later and he denied it

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. Like I said my information was from a week ago

And if they refuse to move him and he really is a butcher, his value also takes a big hit anyway. Not the franchise #2 pick. Still a very good player, just not the 2 way superstar you thought you were getting at #2 overall.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting a very good major league player at #2 overall is still a great pick.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we are arguing the same thing so I’ll just stop here. I’ve said all along he is a nice player. I’m saying he’s not the OMG SAVIOR PLEASE FALL TO US pick that we thought he’d be when he was taken at #2.

Make it this way, knowing what we know today, I’m not sad that he didn’t fall to us.

Is 100,000 nice? yes. Very nice. I’ll gladly take it. I am just a little sad that it isn’t 1,000,000. That’s all.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like having Wheeler but I’d still be pretty happy if we had Dustin Ackley at Fresno knocking on the door.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can all agree though

LOL TYLER MATZEK!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember us killing Sabean

for “going on the cheap” and passing Matzek because Wheeler is an injury risk?

LOLUS

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never second-guess the Tidrow brain trust when it decides not to draft a pitcher. Only hitters.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds substantially less than conclusive. ‘[J]ust not good at 2B’ has been the line for a couple years now. I’ve got no reason to doubt anything has changed: his upside is adequate glove and good bat. That ‘multiple sources have told him he won’t stick’ doesn’t tell us anything. Now, multiple sources in the M’s org telling Law that a switch is imminent, that would be something.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My SBN profile was like #4 in (my) google searches for Dustin Ackley coke for a while. Kind of scary

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The joke was

“hey, if we start a rumor about Ackley using Cocaine, maybe he will fall to us at #5” Since then, whenever his name came up we’ve been linking it to coke for the last 2 years.

No he doesn’t use cocaine. yes we beat the living shit out of jokes. no i should not have spelled this whole thing out like a humorless fuck.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Number six, wasn’t Wheeler?

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I R dumb

I never knew this. I thought he really had a drug problem. You are all monsters.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sheepishly shuffles into this line.

Oops.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Wow!

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked!

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 99% sure there was some sort of in joke, but I didn’t think it could possibly be a funny one.

by wcw on Jun 5, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

if jponry is playing along with a joke like that, you know it’s not offensive.

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by bondslegend on Jun 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am laughing now.

Well done. And here I thought I was good at keeping track of the serious talk around here.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Jun 5, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always knew Sullivan had a coke problem. The argyle gave it away.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god
"Voggy is not going anywhere," Bochy said.

Voggy

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Voggy


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Voggy


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Voggy


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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OTOH

First GIS result for “Voggy”:

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vog is a form of air pollution that results when sulfur dioxide and other gases and particles emitted by an erupting volcano react with oxygen and moisture in the presence of sunlight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s smog from volcanoes.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 6, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Mt. Diablo erupting or something?

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this guy goes by the name Vogey

Vogey
Jacob Vogelpohl

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like an inflated Brandon Crawford.

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by rotorueter on Jun 6, 2011 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Writer of bad poetry?

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by Murray, Present on Jun 5, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Vogelsong

is the man with the golden dick

After Further Review.........

The Bears Still Suck

by smackwaterjack on Jun 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Voggy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what Mrs. Vogelsong thinks about that one

by Hyoton on Jun 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

she concurs

After Further Review.........

The Bears Still Suck

by smackwaterjack on Jun 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soju + Lemonade

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats to MCC

for hitting the 33 million page views mark. Hot damn.

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by joe579 on Jun 5, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s just Jponry and I hitting refresh

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a place where we can compare all the sbnation sites against each other? I think MCC would rank way up there.

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by joe579 on Jun 5, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LSB and LL are strong. I think they have more traffic from different sources. We have a lower total source count but some sources that are seriously hardcore campers.

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong and Crawford

2 absolutely stunning developments this year. I still can’t believe either is for real, but dammit they just keep being not just NOT terrible, but actively GOOD. I THOUGHT I KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT BASEBALL

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by bondslegend on Jun 5, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

good evening sir

It’s been interesting seeing Crawford get pitched around or walked intentionally. I hope he’s for real (and fortunately/sadly the bar at SS for replacement level seems to get lower every year for this team).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime I see your username

I keep thinking you are Bob Nightengale

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know who that is

but it’s better than somebody (Cplanelawr?) who thought I was a Nixon fetishist.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only marginally.

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by owlcroft on Jun 6, 2011 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be ecstatic

with a guy who was a great defender (check) and could at least work the pitch count a little bit (so far, check). I really have a hard time believing that somebody who struck out at DOUBLE A as much as he did will be able to keep being good in the majors.

But I also hold my breath for every vogelsong start expecting the meltdown to come, and it still hasn’t. So who knows.

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by bondslegend on Jun 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been pleased at the number of loud outs. More pleased with the doubles and grand slams of course, but still.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a lot higher on Vogelsong than Crawford. Sample size and all.

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by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm high on LIFE, dude

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by bondslegend on Jun 5, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah its like the Giants have the Midas touch right now in their farm system. We fucking deserve it!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

it’s time to recognize (again) Tidrow or whoever is picking these guys off the scrap heap. Holy crap.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Wins!

elimination game tomorrow, 4pm.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Fernando Martinez is still only 22 years old.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was yesterday’s news like 2 years ago

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are GiantPain, Howie, and Owlcroft???

I have a style/punctuation/whatever question that needs their help!!

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 5, 2011 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FINE

NOBODY HELP ME

/runs away crying

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 5, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

Girls

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by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot

And we’ll see what we can do.

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by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I have a sentence that requires quotation marks, a comma and a footnote. Specifically, the footnote should be attached to the term bracketed by the quotation marks. The problem is that because there needs to be a comma in there, I’m not sure what the order should be and I have absolutely no way to look it up.

This is the sentence (or part of it)

…the exchange of human organs for "valuable consideration",[Footnote]

But is that really the proper form?

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 5, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

what citation style?

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by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not really sure what you’re asking? It’s for a law paper, so the footnote needs to be in Blue Book form.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 5, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like it would look like this
…the exchange of human organs for “valuable consideration,” [Footnote]

But I’m no expert.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 5, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I mean, I guess in the long run it’s not that big a deal, but she said she’s a stickler for this kind of stuff so I’m freaking out a bit.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 5, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve never seen a comma just outside of quotes, so putting it in is the side I would tend to err on.

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by groug on Jun 5, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groug’s right — footnote goes outside any punctuation except a dash.

And for heaven’s sake, get that comma inside those quotation marks. We’re in America, folks.

by Evan on Jun 6, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chiming in with copyediting advice on last night’s thread is a pretty silly thing to do, I guess.

by Evan on Jun 6, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

In fact . . .

. . . an article I read recently pointed out that American writers are moving more and more to the British system of punctuating for quotation marks; I have been using it for years, because it is logical and not crazily arbitrary as the American system is.

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by owlcroft on Jun 6, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really depends on the approved style guide.

That said, my instinct would be for—

…the exchange of human organs for “valuable consideration”[Footnote], &c &c
—because the footnote conceptually attaches to the material preceding the comma, not whatever likely follows it.


Ah, but Google finds else:

In most cases, the footnote goes after the punctuation EXCEPT for a dash ("-") or colon (":"), where the footnote goes before the punctuation.
   —The Blue Book Blog (U. Pa.)

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 6, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

From the Rockies blog:

Isn’t that just like the baseball universe to crap more gold on the Giants

Ryan Vogelsong wasn’t good enough for the Giants 10 years ago…..

Ryan Vogelsong wasn’t good enough for the Pittsburgh Pirates 5 years ago…..

Ryan Vogelsong wasn’t good enough for the Japanese League 2 years ago…..

Ryan Vogelsong wasn’t good enough for the Phillies’ minor League last year…..

And now he’s magically good enough to have the secondlowest ERA in the NL!?!?!?!?!?!?

That’s asinine!!!!

Can we lay off of Cargo and Tulo until their BABIP numbers get with 50 points of their career averages?

NO, we are NOT going to fire Jim Tracy midseason!!!!!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jun 6, 2011 9:46 AM ChST up reply actions 1 recs

by Island_guy on Jun 5, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Brian Sabean shits gold like Tywin Lannister.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to feel like

losing Sandoval, Posey and Belt all for significant amounts of the season cancels out any “good luck” the team allegedly gets.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

But nothing cancels out good scouting and great pitching voodoo from Raghetti.

by posey yaknowsy on Jun 5, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what cancels out good scouting?

Sentries.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what cancels out sentries?

Snipers.

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by speckops on Jun 5, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe we just did that

fucking nerbs, we are

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were talking about Stratego. Old nerb is old.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stratego?

Oh man

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome game.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

When it’s a long game

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when all your 5s die and both flags are surrounded by bombs, though.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always would surround my flag with bombs and lock my 9s and my 10 in with them. Evidently this was a bad idea, because I tended to lose.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time, I put my flag near the beginning of my pieces

With all my marshall, general, and bombs. I thought I would be juking out my friend (or sister? I forget) with my strategy. I lost pretty quickly.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve had an opponent do that before. It resulted in a bizarre situation; I ended up losing about ten pieces (thanks to my aforementioned strategy) to his two, but I won.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mean 1s and 2s (marshals and generals)? That would be bad.

And using your scouts back there is a bad idea, they’re the Tejadas of the board and should be sacrificed early.

The bomb-fortress thing is not bad, keep one big piece in there and some middle-level pieces to clean out the miners.

I haven’t played that in eons.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 6, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what cancels out Snipers?

rocket launchers and air strikes

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what cancels out rocket launchers and air strikes?

The Authority.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 6, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder when raghs will get put on the same pedestal as whats his from st louis in terms of pithcing voodoo

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Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

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by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martin St Louis?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dave duncan

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly

this is better than crack.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jun 5, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks that Stanford is going to make it to the super-regionals. Huzzah!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 5, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

[waits for O R They? to show up]

"It squeaks when you bang it."

by urea on Jun 5, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must be fun being an MLB.com headline writer.

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NHL.com is the worst

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSS

http://twitter.com/#!/SergioRomo54/favorites

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Link Failure

HUUZAH

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This means way more to me than being linked on BLS lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 5, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great video. And that’s awesome that Romo favorited it!

by fishmicmuffin on Jun 5, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how completely non-plussed Nate is on that first throw. He’s all “yeah, that’s what I do. No big deal, man.”

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 6, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the first Tweet he favorited?

Haha holy shit! Thats awesome.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ominous Baggs is ominous
Pudge Rodriguez will be in town with Washington, of course. When the Giants dealt for Freddy Sanchez two years ago and Mike Fontenot last year, they did so when those players were in San Francisco with their former clubs. I’ve received no indications that Pudge will be walking across the concourse and trading in his uniform. But you never know.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 5, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Savvy Sabes

Cutting down on travel costs

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Vogelsong collapses has officially began

I just added him on my fantasy team

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooot

Same haha

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11

by pooponastick on Jun 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t want to jinx him cause I’ve been doing so well, so I passed

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Picked up Vogelsong on my last place fantasy team (thanks Carl Crawford!)

Too soon? Nahhhh

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11

by pooponastick on Jun 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaaand my last week of high school begins. Here we go.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo whoo

/haz half-sad

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you graduating too?

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot I'm moving on Wednesday until you said that!

Thanks jerk!

….

In all seriousness, my original post came because my senior year was one of the best years of my life; at the same time, I was pretty immature, so I’m glad I’m not that young anymore.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I had fun this year. This summer should be crackin, though.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 5, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you gonna be at your homeboy's place tomorrow for the draft?

That dude from Alhambra High?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the summer will be Crackalackin?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLD

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read my students' last set of weekly journals

I’m going to miss them. ;_;

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other day I saw a picture on Facebook of four girls holding their fingers above their lips like mustaches captioned “what we do in am lit honors.” Sounds like your class is interesting.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Am Lit Honors class my friends are in is in an ongoing war with a freshman lit class. They went and sprayed water on their chairs, fed them toothpaste filled Oreos, and tied all their stuff together. The freshmen retaliated by drenching the juniors with spray guns. (God damn, those are some ugly sentences.)

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year my class had a dance-off with a senior Contemp Lit class. We won when a couple of guys in our class started a haka (or at least what passed for one). Fun times.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my Calculus class is going to challenge the class next door to a game of CTF tomorrow.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some random shit is going down.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, as we all know, random shit is the best shit.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if we're talking about real shit, random shit is the shit you want the least.

I like to know when shit is coming, so random shit goes down when I want random shit to go down.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You kind of lost me there.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad It’s my summer now, I don’t have to worry about that anymore.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm almost there.

This is my last real homework assignment for the year.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 5, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly one year from now I will be studying for my last finals ever. Not sure how I feel about that to be honest. The whole ‘becoming a legitimate adult’ thing hasn’t really sunk in yet. Could always just stay in school for a 5th year….

by fishmicmuffin on Jun 5, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an essay in eight hours that constitutes my final exam and I haven’t really prepared yet.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel every night.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I write this . . .

  . . . my 1st pd sophomores are taking their final. It is a “Benchmark” test created by my school district. It has 16 pages of very very dry reading and 35 questions based on the reading. They have two hours to finish it, and some of them will use every minute of it.

The teacher is catching up on the sports blog. That’s my privilege.

Tomorrow, I go to Folsom to see the surgeon and the oncologist.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 6, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blergh

I need some advice. As some of you may know, my dad applied to a job out in Sacramento that is a city job. He had applied to that job but for the LA offices not the Sacramento offices and was offered the position but ended up turning it down, so I believe that he would be a good candidate for the job. Things haven’t materialized yet but it should happen soon and my problem is with school. I am going to start Cal State LA this summer and begin the Microbiology Program. I am going to be graduating in about 3 years now that everything is going to plan. If my dad gets the job, he wants me to move up to Sacramento with the rest of my family and transfer to Sac. State. But honestly I don’t want to purely for the reason of the academic programs being so completely different. So my questions are has anyone worked full time and been a full time student and what was your experience like? I want to stay so bad but I’d obviously need to find a way to support myself or stay with family but I don’t want to intrude for 3 years. Any advice as to what I should do?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2011 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh and his job offer was a few years ago, just to be clear.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supporting yourself through school is possible, although it’s definitely a challenge. Financial aid for school can help out immensely, although it’s pretty tough to get in the state school system. Student loans have their own positive benefits and future burdens so you might want to avoid those.

Unless you have a high-paying job, you’re probably going to need roommates. If you’re just looking to rent a room from someone or look for people to live with, your school might have a link where students post listings so you’re not living with a completely random person.

If you can find a paid internship, that would be a gold mine since it would help educationally and financially, but it’s very difficult. I’ve paid my way through college working mostly restaurant jobs and it hasn’t been that bad. A lot of my co-workers go to the same school and I just work weekends and some weekday nights during the semester. It ends up taking a lot to pay all of the bills, but during summer I pick up more shifts and try to set a certain budget to save up for tuition and all that. It’s not easy, but if it’s where you want to be, it can be done. Hope that helps.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jun 6, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I spent 5 years in college working part time as a server in a restaurant (which paid very, very well) and taking 16 units a semester.

Go to FAFSA.gov I think it is, and apply for the grants. I was getting $2000 per semester for free, not loans or anything. Paid my tuition, and the $600 a week from work went to my car, apt, food, bar tabs, etc.

It’s totally doable, and learning to live on your own and look out for yourself is valuable, too.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends how serious your academic workload will be. If it’s at all painful, I wouldn’t also work if I could avoid it. ‘Support yourself’ off a mix of scholarships, grants, part-time work and loans if need be that you titrate so part-time work responsibilities plus school work is not onerous. I managed to get through Cal this way with zero debt, but I had a few scholarships and that was back when tuition was a couple grand a year and you could cough up an apartment for under $500 a month (one year, I had a room for $120; lived with a crazy person, but shit, $120).

If your family is there to help and you take your academic career seriously, take ‘em up on it — but if you’re serious, transfer to a UC.

by wcw on Jun 6, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you are serious about keeping the GPA up I recommend living with the parentals. You can do it while working full time but it will certainly be harder.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jun 6, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sac State is a fine school that offers anything LA does. And the town will grow on you. It’s not LA. That’s a virtue.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 6, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has this been posted yet


hair-itage? really?
Seems dangerously close to the wilson bear shirts

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

this is pretty sweet

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quoth Grant:

“[T]he handlebar mustache … [is] nature’s way of letting you know something is either Rollie Fingers or evil.”

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven’t decided whether using brackets to denote a change in capitalization is proper or just douchey.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 5, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both?

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 6, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno

 I’ve never used them in college. Never been yelled at by a professor

by panda revival on Jun 6, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, most of the time it’s not there.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 6, 2011 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Proper.

What you put beetween quotation marks had best, for honesty’s sake, be exactly what originally appeared there unless you expressly mark any changes made.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 6, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not douchey, but entirely unnecessary.

by Evan on Jun 6, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got a vaguely-similar outline-type Reggie shirt off a discount rack at the Yankees store a few years ago, they’ve been around.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 6, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doctor Who

makes the most bad awesome entrances ever.

I also continue to be impressed by how well Smith can transition from fun and goofy to intimidating in just an instant.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

makes the most bad awesome entrances ever.

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the cyberman destruction was amazing but smith wasnt really apart of that

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Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

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by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rewatching the episode right now

“Would you like me to repeat the question?”

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as i love how badass the doctor is, its totally out of character. I mean from baker not being able to kill the daleks in genesis to tennant not being able to do the same thing in journeys end (although meta crisis doctor did it for him) the doctor would never kill like that. I wonder if thats what the falling so low line is about.

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

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by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I see that fat blue guy I think its Andrew Zimmern

by apistat on Jun 5, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Let’s kill hitler” is an excellent title.

by apistat on Jun 6, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is the essence of the Doctor.

Those who can turn on a dime from light to deadly serious (and back) are the good actors: Pertwee, TBaker in excelsis, Eccleston, Tennant, and now Smith. The others are runners-up at best.

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by owlcroft on Jun 6, 2011 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hodor

THE ROCKIES TOOK MY BOY.

by shanghaijim on Jun 5, 2011 11:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I love when bran and osha and hodor are all together in book three

and there is that raw raw type speech from bran
and there is this line i will never forget
“Hodor” Hodor hodored!
fucking love george r r martin

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

Proud parent of Jason "the mad ginger" Stoffel

by operation carrot on Jun 5, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today we got the honor of being last on quick pitch right after padres astros west coast bias yo.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2011 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Whoops

They squeezed in royals twins at the end damn thief’s stealing our spotlight.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

No coast bias

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 6, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone scared about tomorrows lineup?

Facing a lefty, which could mean no Andres or Crawford. And probably Rowand leading off, too :(

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

those were my thoughts the moment I saw we were facing lannan

Expect something like

Rowand CF
Tejada 3B
Sanchez 2B
Ross RF
Burrell LF
Huff 1b
Whiteside C
Burriss SS

/shudders

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the Nationals, 1 run on 2 hits and 0 errors. For the Giants, 0 runs on 1 hit and 1 error. The winning pitcher is John Lannan. His complete game takes him to 4-5. The losing pitcher is Tim Lincecum, who pitched a complete game, falls to 5-5.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jun 6, 2011 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually just picked up Lannan for my fantasy team, so he’ll guaranteed suck tomorrow.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, seriously. Though Andres hasn’t had a day off in a while, right? So maybe Rowand playing isn’t such a bad thing, so long as he doesn’t hit leadoff.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand has hit LHP decently this year

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also amazingly has accumulated 0.7 WAR which is strange considering he only played a lot when andres was out.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

he stopped playing before his numbers went completely down the toilet. also, premium position at CF.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants faced Lannan on April 30

Giants won 2-1, and scored off a solo HR from Eli Whiteside and a bases-loaded walk from Aubrey Huff. The lineup was:

CF Rowand
2B Sanchez
1B Posey :(
LF Burrell
3B Tejada
RF Ross
SS Grant
C Whiteside
P Sanchez

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jun 6, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, that was the game we won v the Nats?

I have faith in tomorrow, then. Also, Timmeh is nails at AT&T.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please note that the above statement does not mean I won’t be freaking out in the GDT.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 6, 2011 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Sanchez pitched 5 innings, striking out 7 while allowing 2 hits and an unearned run. His problem was walking 6.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jun 6, 2011 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

His problem was having like 9 base runners in the first 2 innings

And if not for an error he somehow wouldn’t have given up any runs.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2011 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

on the plus side

Rowand, Sanchez and Ross are all much better hitters vs lefties. If you just benched Tejada I wouldn’t hate that lineup as its probably a good time to get Torres a day off anyway.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 6, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, i got this new station, HDMOV, and it seems to show high visual quality movies. anyways, Once Upon a Time in Mexico and there’s a scene where Eva Mendes points her gun at Johnny Depp and goes “pew pew”

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on Jun 6, 2011 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Stealing from video game slang yo

I saw a article the other day after the mets got blasted and it said “PWNED”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2011 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

but whyyyyyyyy

 …. is he good now?

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by bombs on Jun 6, 2011 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Because these folks have selected him:

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by owlcroft on Jun 6, 2011 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cy Young

Lets say Vogelsong keeps putting up the same Greg Maddox numbers, will he be eligible to win a Cy Young this year even tho he had a late start and is considered a no buddy outside of SF.. I’m sure if you ask anyone other then a Giants fan who he is they will blankly stare at your and say nope…

by THEMARD on Jun 6, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Sure. He’s only 4 starts short of the field. Right now that a significant enough portion of the season so that his numbers dont make the qualified lists. But the proportion decreases with time. After 3 more starts he should make them. Thereafter, he’s got as good a chance as anyone

by justhangin on Jun 6, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

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