I've heard Nirvana on a classic rock station. I watched Will Clark in an old-timer's game. But twenty Matt Williams rookie cards for $7.95, shipping included, makes me feel older than any of that. I used to collect these things as an investment, something to help me plan for my retirement. Now I'm only several decades away, and these suckers aren't gaining in value. C'mon, Matty! Make a comeback or something! I'm counting on you!