Giants/Twins Series Preview
What I was trying to ape was the something like Grantland's oral history of the National, but I think I failed. Well, too late to write something else! This is the oral history of the vicious, epic rivalry between the San Francisco Giants and Minnesota Twins. The two teams have played two series, with each team winning three and losing three, and no one's life every really being the same. This is certainly not the kind of series that makes you think, "Really, interleague play? This is what you have to offer?" Nope. Not at all.
And now, on to the oral history of baseball's greatest rivalry:
Damian Moss - The time I gave up six earned runs to the Twins reminds me of the multiple times I gave up six earned runs to other teams. Those are the kinds of games that make you want to crawl right into your mother’s pouch and hide.
Joe Mays - It was neat to play the Giants after growing up, hearing my uncle’s stories and feeling like I was a part of the franchise. I looked forward to this game.
Johan Santana - I gave up a single to Neifi Perez when I came in the game as a reliever. I remember the pitch I threw -- a split-fingered temporal anomaly. It just kind of hung in the zone, disrupting space and time. Rick (Anderson, pitching coach) gave me hell for that, and I don’t think I ever threw one again.
Joe Mays - Then I found out that my uncle wasn’t really the Willie Mays, and he never even played baseball. He wasn’t even my uncle -- just some guy who would wander by when we forgot to lock the gate to our backyard.
Damian Moss - And so I said, "That’s not a rosin bag ... this is a rosin bag" with an exaggerated accent. Everyone laughed the first six times.
Joe Mays - I found this all out last year, well after I retired. This explains why there wasn’t some sort of ceremony for me and my uncle when I was there. Later that week, I found out I was white.

Felipe Alou - I remember this game as if it were yesterday. It was the one where I warmed up a bunch of relievers for no reason while I looked like I’d rather be somewhere else.
A.J. Pierzynski - You know how when you look at a map of the world, and Pangea just makes sense? Like, South America just looks like it fits into Africa? That’s kind of how it was when I saw Stan Conte’s crotch. I looked at it, looked at my knee ... and it just fit. I don’t believe in destiny, but I saw something magical that day.
Barry Bonds - Wait, you want me to remember something about the time I won a game in the ninth? Narrow it down, junior.
Jerome Williams - LaTroy Hawkins gave up a double to Richie (Auilia), and I remember thinking, man, this guy suuuuucks. Fastballs, string-straight, right down the middle. I should have just retired after the trade. That was nature’s way of telling me to retire.

Jim Brower - I pitched three innings that game.
Felipe Alou - I hated Jim Brower.
Jim Brower - Not sure why I threw three innings, really.
Felipe Alou - Smug punk.
Jim Brower - I mean, the rest of the bullpen wasn’t tired.
Felipe Alou - Didn’t win a World Series, but I did grind Jim Brower down into a fine powder.
Jim Brower - That was a fun season!
Felipe Alou - He looked just like Jim Duffalo, and that guy never gave back the book I lent him in '63. So screw Duffalo, and screw Brower.

Jesse Foppert - That was one of my last games in the majors.
Brian Sabean - I looked at Dick Tidrow after smoke started coming from Foppert's elbow, and said, "Well, there goes our last hope."
Jesse Foppert - I remember after the surgery, Felipe had me warm up a couple of times, just in case. I don't think that helped.
Brian Sabean - And Tidrow looked at me and said, "No. There is another."

The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry's Arm - Groarrrwwwwlwllwwwl!
Scott Munter - Mmph.
The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry's Arm - Grrgghwwwwlwllwwwl!
Scott Munter - grunt
The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry's Arm - chomping sounds
Scott Munter - mumble
The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry's Arm - chomping sounds
Scott Munter - sinker

Adam Shabala - You want to talk about what?
Jeff Fassero - This game reminds me of pudding.
Adam Shabala - Yeah, you have the wrong guy. I never played baseball.
Jeff Fassero - Wednesday is pudding day.
Adam Shabala - Certainly not at the major-league level.
Jeff Fassero - Pudding hurts my teeth.
Adam Shabala - No, wrong guy. Let's see, I was in the Peace Corps in 2003 ... I spent most of 2004 working on the rubber plantation ... but in 2005 I was ... uh ... wait, maybe I did start that game.
Jeff Fassero - Don't you get it? I'M OLD.
Adam Shabala - Well, I'll be.
Jeff Fassero - JACK MCKEON JOKE
Felipe Alou - I REMEMBER JACK MCKEON'S FIRST GAME IN THE BIG LEAGUES, THE LITTLE SCAMP
Jeff Fassero - LOL
Felipe Alou - I WAS TOLD THERE WAS PUDDING?
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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
What you did there.
I see it.
Those are the kinds of games that make you want to crawl right into your mother’s pouch and hide.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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Go Bears
Our sturdy Golden Bear, is watching from the skies;
Looks down upon our colors fair, and guards us from his lair.
Our banner gold and blue, The symbol on it too!
Means fight! for Ca-li-fornia, For CALIFORNIA through and through!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I have no idea what the Dons’ song is, but I believe it involves Jesse Foppert and Scott Cousins.
Pease was never an option.
…and Ralph Amici.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
wait a second. THEY DROPPED THE ZORRO GUY FROM THE LOGO??
then what’s the point??
Pease was never an option.
On to victory
We’re out to win today here’s why
For the Green and Gold
The Dons are going in to do or die
Win or lose today
We’re going to try and try the same old way
And with all our might
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight
Fight, fight, fight
On to victory!
by Fulton Street on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Guys got any weed?

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lulz
nerdslug
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'RE FUM-LAMING AND CURTIS GRANDERSON WENT TO US!
My undergrad alma mater doesn’t even have a mascot.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
And my current university invented the tomahawk chop…sigh.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
let's go Violets!
Or maybe that’s jctgamer.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
just down the street
The New School. Where we have a similar relationship to NYU as is expressed between Berkeley and Stanford elsewhere in this thread, except that neither is a public university.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
I never thought of New School having much to do with NYU, but maybe that’s because I always thought it was the eastern branch of New College of CA.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha. Yeah. No. The New School goes back to WWII!
Probably NYU doesn’t even notice the New School’s existence most of the time. But my roommate junior year resented the hell out of NYU and its students.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
I imagine so
I had a Japanese extension class and IIRC my teacher was a prof at the New School.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Roar!! Or something.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Bear down!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
GO BEARS!
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
I got accepted, too. I chose to go to Cal because it’s the same education for half the money.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
This sounds like a University that would be FUN.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe Lars is the dean
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Propellor commencement!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
No one ever graduates
We just tired of you then move your shit out of your dorm when you’re off getting drunk.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
FTFY
I got accepted, too. I chose to go to Cal because it’s the same better education for half the money.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You see, I studied Chemical Engineering at the University of California, Berkeley.
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/rankings/engineering-doctorate-chemical
And it is a superior education, at less than than 1/4 the price offered at the neighboring Stanford University. On top of that, my girlfriend at the time also chose to attend the University of California, turning down Yale. For the exact same reason.
Paying 2600 per semester for tuition for the 2nd best program in the world is a much better bargain than 26,700 per year at Stanford University (going rate at the time).
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
My UC degree . . .
. . . broke the $200 per quarter barrier during my senior year. And there were organized protests with signs and chants and stuff.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jun 21, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd and all
but I think the math is not the same, so much, these days. Sadly.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Still about a third of the price.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
That’s not a good trend.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
For in state students, current rate is still less than half of the price offered at Stanford.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
haha I'm arguing their side!
How about including the students they don’t charge at all?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I heard
something like half the entering class, but I don’t really pay much attention.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
My sister received a full ride to Cal, including room and board, as well as one year exchange student in Japan. It happens at Cal too.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
well yeah. That’s kind of the pre-requisite for chancellor scholar
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
my Ex also got scholarship for Cal, not full ride though. She graduated in 7 semesters with a 3.9 in EECS.
It was insane.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I didn't even bother applying to Stanford
Wouldn’t be able to afford it and I didn’t want to put that burden on myself or my parents. Happy with my four years of education at Cal for my mechanical engineering degree.
Berkeley >>>>>>>>>>>> Palo Alto
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a Stanford grad, and I think it’s pretty ridiculous the way they’ve raised their prices. When I started 6 years ago, tuition was a mid 40s. Now it’s nearly 60K per year. It was way out of control a long time ago. I really hope they realize at some point that they’re pricing out most of the country.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I really hope they realize at some point that they’re pricing out most of the country.
Hasn’t this been the M.O. of private secondary educational institutions for a while now? Crank up prices for the fraction of people that can afford it, and cut financial breaks for exemplary students that won’t necessarily be able to pay full price for their education?
by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Stanford waives tuition for those making less than $100,000
and allegedly, they draw blind. Meaning they do not look at parents income when deciding upon applicants. Amazing what multi-billion in endowments can do for a University.
Amazing what multi-billion in endowments can do for a University.
This makes it sound like Stanford does 5 Million boob jobs a year.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Yeah, but you know what? If your parents make even 150,000/year (well above average, right?) there’s no way they can afford to pay 60K/year for 4 years. Unless they’ve been saving for a long, long time. And if you’ve got 3 kids? Forget about it.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I make over 100K and I can barely pay mortgage on my 2BR condo in Santa Clara.
100K for bay area is barely above poverty line.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Sounds about right. The Bay Area is pretty out of whack.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
even
with a 529, saving $5 per month? It really adds up!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I wanted to pay 6 times more in tuition to get the same level of education. But I guess that’s fair if it came with a no-fail policy.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
A friend that attended Stanford told me he was able to drop classes AFTER final exams.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Yeah, and it goes on your transcript as a W. Pretty sure that most people can figure out what that would mean.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
5 innings,
left with the lead and it was held?
Didja ever hear the fight song that the Austin Lounge Lizards wrote of UCSC?
Here’s some random dude covering it.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
I know it well. They always perform it in Nor Cal.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jun 21, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank heavens for Shift A. I could skip all this crap.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
You should see what got hidden. Actually, no you shouldn’t.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW I WANT TO SEE IT
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Oh, so a hidden comment you can still respond to, but a deleted one has replies pushed down to the bottom?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Deleted comments no longer exist. Hidden ones do.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
My heart, from you.
I hid it in the dresser.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I probably shouldn’t have said that.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I was worried you hid it under the floorboards.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I might have to now that he knows it’s in the dresser.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
As of 7/1/11
I look forward to annoying most of you with our reasonably awesome football squad, women’s gymnastics team, catchy fight song, and…basketball…I guess.

GO UTES!
Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
Yes, I'm kind of a Twit
by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
At least you got stuck in the division with the Arizonan interlopers.
Long live the Pac 8!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Welcome to Pac-12
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Why thank you
The sharp increase in my football and hoops season tickets this year is certainly well worth it. Although I did want to go to Berkeley instead of AT&T for the Utes and the Bears in October…2013 will probably fit my schedule a little better.
Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
Yes, I'm kind of a Twit
by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Brock Mansion!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I thought this year’s starter wasn’t Mansion. I haven’t checked since I read one thing one time, but isn’t it Zach Maynard? Or did Tedford change his mind?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool
It's Maynard
but i just like saying Brock Mansion because he sucks
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Such a promising name, too.
Shoulda played fullback.
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Jun 21, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I totally wanted him to rule too
I wanted to bring “MANSION IS A HOUSE” sign to the game
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Last I’d heard, it was still a three-man race. That was maybe a month ago, though.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Maynard was definitely declared the starter at some point.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool
Ah. Well, that will be interesting, at least. The evil we don’t know.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have nghtmares
about the beatdown y’all put on my Tide in the Sugar Bowl, but I think was the burr in the saddle that lead to the BCS title the next year.
The exposure of John Parker Wilson in that game had to have helped
Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
Yes, I'm kind of a Twit
by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The "U" hand sign everyone does always seemed odd to me
if I had done that 10 years ago most folks at Rice-Eccles or the Huntsman Center would have thought I was on crack.
Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
Yes, I'm kind of a Twit
by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol DII school

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
hahah
that’s awesome, I like seeing where people went to school.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching that game
was such a kick in the whatnots. Kaepernick just steamrolled them.
Didn’t have any problems cheering for Nevada against Boise State, tho. Plus, free QB project for new 49ers head coach Jim Hrrrb…
…Harrrrbo..
This could take some getting used to.
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Jun 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL handegg
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The bear looks constipated.
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jun 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jun 21, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
that's cool
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a mascot logo for them before.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That. Is. Awesome.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 22, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
After this past weekend...
Beat Someone, even if it is the Twins
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Jim Brower seriously pitched every day
And he looked a little like Johnny Bravo
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
Felipe used Brower like Bochy should use Romo
Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh
by Montreal Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, maybe a tad less
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact:
Jim Brower was born in Minnesota and attended the University of Minnesota.
He is currently a coach for the Kane County Cougars, where he curses Felipe Alou every time he asks a player to open a jar of peanut butter for him.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Threw 100 innings in 51 appearances in '03
Then 93 innings in 89 games the next year. Poor guy.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Minnesota’s on a seven game win streak, which can only mean that they’re do for a loss, naturally. We got ’em right where we want ’em!
Also, have there any new rumors about that re-alignment plan that would always have one inter-league series going on?
Wait, We played Minnesota before?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
yes
the rich corinthian leather legacy of interleague play has really compounded over the years. It reminds me of the time I got a ticket to a Giants-Jays game for $2 and fell asleep in the stands. Excitement!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
And Tidrow looked at me and said, "No. There is another."
That is the unquestioned winner.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Also
This was pretty funny, Grant.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
When I saw Grant talk about Joe Mays's uncle telling stories about the Giants, I assumed he was referring to his relative Carl Mays, who did play for the GIants
On that note, Carl Mays should be in the Hall of Fame, although of course that’ll never happen.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
This was very close to a jcb post. Almost fooled me.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
/Griffith’d
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Minneapolis, Toronto, St. Petersburg. Has any team ALMOST moved to as many cities as the Giants?
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool
Oh man
I am reading this at my wife’s orientation at Fresno State. Trying to muffle laughter is pretty hard. The Alou hate of Brower was amazing.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
But, wasn’t it actually love?
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
It's a thin line
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a thick line, but transportation from one side to the other it is very efficient.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The 2005 series had the game where they almost beat Johan Santana, right?
I remember turning that on right when the Giants added a run to increase their lead: “Cool! They might actually beat the best pitcher in the league!” And then they didn’t.
This quote transcends years
I remember turning that on right when the Giants added a run to increase their lead: "Cool! They might actually beat the best pitcher in the league!" And then they didn’t.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Or, even more generally:
I remember turning that on right when the Giants added a run to increase their lead: "Cool! They might actually beat thebestpitcherin the league!" And then they didn’t.
Chuckie Jones: soon to make Salem-Keizer look like Child's Play.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
A preview of a Twins/Giants series without mentioning The Trade That Shall Not be Named?
Bravo my friend. Bra-the fuck-vo.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I must admit...
I was looking fwd to playing the Twins in 87.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Tweet from @BattingStanceG
2 stadiums ago this Twins-Giants matchup was a CandyM, Oquendo & Hammaker catch/hit/pitch away from 1987 World Series.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
GRIZZLY ELLEN!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I laughed at a lot of this
Particularly this
Barry Bonds – Wait, you want me to remember something about the time I won a game in the ninth? Narrow it down, junior.
And all of this:
June 15, 2005
The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry’s Arm – Groarrrwwwwlwllwwwl!
Scott Munter – Mmph.
The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry’s Arm – Grrgghwwwwlwllwwwl!
Scott Munter – grunt
The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry’s Arm – chomping sounds
Scott Munter – mumble
The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry’s Arm – chomping sounds
Scott Munter – sinker
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, I hate you block format
You exist only to make me look stupid.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Blockquote trick:
Within the block, all “blank” lines need something on them; a single blank space suffices. Without it, the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious SBN software “helps you out” be deciding that you wanted to end the block there (regardless of what text you had highlighted.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
I think that's hoop earrings.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
quote fáil
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Yeah, there’s really no point in pointing it out after I already did.
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but my computer is slow so I didn’t see your pointing it out.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Maybe you could just stop running around correcting other people’s writing
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He's young
He should be running around. Kids need more exercise.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds fine to me
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
F THA GRAMMAH POLICE
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I was actually kinda serious on that one, but whatever
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
format fail
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Yeah, there’s really no point in pointing it out after L Person already did.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
In my head L Person is the Earth-2 El Person.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been hearing rumors for a while now about that
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s sort of hot today.
"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."
I think if the ball is carrying, the Giants are the least likeliest team of the two to get it out of the yard.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
pre-emptive
LOL GIANTS
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Oh thank goodness you are still here - talkin bout the weather -- I thought McC had changed people completely.
It’s a long story, but he decided to rob a bankfor $1, go to jail, get healthcare in jail, including surgery(s), R&B for 2yrs, get out in time for his SS checks to start kicking in, and move to the beach!
Best part maybe the mug shot of “man with a plan” found on Yahoo main news.
Belize
and it’s only…$109,000.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Really
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I guess having no decent hitters and a manager who doesn't use the few they have
beats having managers who blow up so many prospective arms. Right?
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
A Farewell to Arms
The Dusty Baker Story
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
lol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Short term, no; long term, yes.
But can we have a third option, please?
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
The Giants could use a Justin Morneau-type hitter.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
The Giants could use aJustin Morneau-typehitter.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
TRADE ZITO FOR A JUSTIN MORNEAU-TYPE HITTER
WHY NOT TRADE BUMGARNER FOR A BANGER STUD?
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
What good would an English Sausage do the Giants ? They need hitters, not sausage.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I love eating tubes of meat. I try to restrict myself to the ones that are nitrate-free, but it’s hard.
Pease was never an option.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Is that the meat made out of poo story?
I’m not clicking it.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
I thought we left poo meat in the last thread.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
But if you insist

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
You’re missing out, man.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
In a word….No
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I forgot here in the US you say “sausage in the mouth”.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
We just call it a sausage
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and now I have somewhat of a mess on my hands
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by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Seriously, maybe you should consider recording yourself.
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I didn't choose to be a Giants fan, I was born into it. November 1, 2010 World Champions.
Proud Adoptive Parent of one of the best Five Tool Players, The Machine.
Seriously guys, arrested fans,
this should be green.
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I didn't choose to be a Giants fan, I was born into it. November 1, 2010 World Champions.
Proud Adoptive Parent of one of the best Five Tool Players, The Machine.
That's awesome
Twitter Blog
Writing about the MLB Draft at MLBBonusBaby
by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That blueberry on his forehead looks like a boil.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
A complete and total Barf-o-rama.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, you came in at the best time, too, because there was about to be a WAAAAAAY too political subthread in there
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, spoke too soon
That part is still there, unfortunately
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s hidden.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
apologies
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You, who are not to blame.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If I end up needing to delete it, I will.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough. I did manage to control myself from responding.
/pats self on back
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON SUBJECT LINE WTF
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Noah :(
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
:(
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he’s broken and has fewer ribs
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HAY SUBJECT LINE PLZ
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL IT WAS DELETED LOL
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO REFRESH
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
People should really listen to you more often
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No one ever listens to me, because they’re too busy running around correcting other people’s posts. ;-)
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
Actual LOL
I like you a lot :)
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ditto! :)
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
/tries to get Lars’ attention
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/gets out the vodka
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
/sniffs armpit
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
/jumps in pool
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Spring of 2012 ugh
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Even the end of The Killing? Because hearing about that made me really glad I gave the show up with half the season left.
(I really liked Rubicon though.)
GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool
I grew to enjoy Rubicon but the finale wasn’t very good and I was afraid it would start going into truther territory.
Pease was never an option.
Apparently if the show had been renewed it would have been less about Truxton’s Super Conspiracy (which wasn’t the priority of the guy who ended up running the show) and more about the day-to-day at API, which I think could have been really great.
At the very least, I want a spinoff where Kale Ingram becomes Batman and fights crime.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool
I actually didn’t mind the end of the Killing. I know people got all bent out of shape over it, but I thought it was an interesting way to end.
But that skanky boy cop is still really creepy. Hard to watch, but I think that’s the intention.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Not that many people watch the show and the talent deal(s) they needed to secure before the start of production was pricey. They are paying a pretty penny for a show that is all prestige and no profit.
THE KILLING (awful, dreadful, useless show) and THE WALKING DEAD (hit by even basic cable standards) and, soon, HELL ON WHEELS (awful title) are supposed to pick up the profit slack where MM and BB let them down.
I like The Walking Dead.
It caused me to start reading the graphic novels, which are great! I love ’em!
But The Killing is just completely terrible. It was a bad show (written, directed and, for the most part, acted) that coasted on the AMC brand to earn viewers’ attention. There is no positive takeaway from watching it. Absolutely nothing. I hate it.
It was bad.
I wish they’d kept Rubicon. At least the lead was totally hot.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
The Killing’s lead wasn’t an awful site to behold and could act. She at least looked interesting, even if her character was poorly written.
Rubicon had sub-Terriers numbers.
Rubicon was really slow, but it drew me in, and I felt around halfway through the season it got really good.
Ask me about my blog.
Terriers is fantastic! It sucks that it was canceled, but the numbers just weren’t there. I think that would’ve been my favorite show of this past season had it not been for Game of Thrones.
I wonder why Terriers did so poorly? I enjoyed it, even my wife liked it and I’m sure she wasn’t in the demo for a show like that.
Ask me about my blog.
FX is weird.
That’s the best explanation.
They take a lot of cool risks and it’s weird which ones pay off (Sons of Anarchy).
People blame the marketing and that might have something to do with it, but I think a show like that (a detective show) probably only works best on broadcast because at least you’ll get a big audience. It seems like the niche and the branding of FX hurt Terriers. Nobody knew what it was and they didn’t know what to expect because FX’s brand is sometimes in conflict. It was a light show on a dark network…
I’m rambling because there’s no clear answer. It is definitely a great show, though.
The shield is one of my favorite of all time
Probably goes the wire, sopranos, and maybe a deadwood / the shield tie. I might revise that a bit with some more research but I always really enjoyed that show vick mackie just played with role perfectly and every season seemed to get more and more interesting without much cheesy things that normally happen as a show gets saturated.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I liked The Walking Dead and I’m looking forward to next season but I didn’t think it was great. I still haven’t watched the finale of The Killing but I’ve enjoyed it so far.
WWRWD?
I'm bullish on WD season two.
It definitely has promise and it seemed to get better as it went along (the pilot excluded, as that was exceptional, captivating, near-perfect TV).
There's new promo stuff up on the BB website.
A trailer with actual footage, and some stills. I fucking can’t wait for Breaking BAd!!!
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
Slight weapons malfunction
But everything is fine now. Just fine. How are you?
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Nice
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m posting naked photos in the hidden thread.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you dress a photo?
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Olive oil. A little salt.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
So, odds on Rowand starting vs a righty with a great slider tonight?
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
the odds are BORK:BORK
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sagan.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sagen'd
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
What movie were you watching?
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Deathly Hallows, Pt. 1
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Even for properly being the emotional pit of the series, that movie was too gloomy.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Much like the end of Half Blood Prince...
The final 5 minutes were a huge swing and a miss.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang
Harsh. In the books, Dobby plays a more pivotal role outside of the 2nd book/movie.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Yeah
I hated all that SPEW crap. If he’d been slightly less annoying, it might have worked, but he was that annoying.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
I’ve never read the books on I’ve only seen the first movie because I was babysitting my little cousins. I actually remember liking the first movie (although I don’t remember much of it) and kinda wanting to see the second one, but then seeing the previews for it where they had giant spiders and saying, “fuck that,”
It looks like the last couple movies have all been shot a twilight in the U.K. because they’re all incredibly darkly lit from the previews.
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, they definitely filmed this one with a lot of color filters to get that particular dark-green feeling.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So where does that leave you in the series? Almost done and just waiting for the last one, or do you still have 1 or 2 to go?
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I’ve read all the books and now I’m caught up in the movies.
I’ll admit with some small regret that I did have to look up whose patronus the doe was when it came up in the movie. Whoops.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s Lily, isn’t it?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Well, hers was a doe. But hers was not the one that leads Harry to the sword. There is another.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Her secret twin brother, forced to live in a 3rd world country while she got all of the privileges of a princess. He sent the doe, destroys Voldemort, balances out the magical world, and nearly dies in the process. She gets a scratch on her arm & hooks up with a smuggler.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh good. I thought it was a result of the giant green blob on our Sony. It’s bad, but I didn’t think it was that bad.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
And it was so effin hard to follow along. I’ve read the books, so at least I was aware of the story line. My husband just looked dumbfounded.
But yeah, gloomy.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Yeah, this was the first of the movies that I thought was a legitimate mess structurally.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Order of the Phoenix
I had to read the books after that movie. “WTF did I just watch?”
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Witch!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
IF HE DROWNS HE IS NOT A WITCH
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Tie him to the pyre
And throw the dragon eggs in there, too
Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.
I’m sitting in an air-conditioned room. Hurrah.
Apparently, though, I need to decide what I’m going to major in and where I’m going to apply by the end of the week. Right now I have no idea.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Apparently, though, I need to decide what I’m going to major in
Correcting people.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Cal and Stanford seem popular around here…
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
You can always change your major.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently that is not allowed.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Oh. Never mind, then.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I just always figured it was a major for people who were going to end up in law school anyway
Most if not all of my friends who got Poli Sci degrees wound up in law school.
Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
Yes, I'm kind of a Twit
by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife was a Chem-E
then decided “fuck this shit” and switch to mass communications.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
prayers obviously
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I do that I’ll die broke and alone without ever having acquired gainful employment.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
that depends
do you have boobs?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
This may not work out.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
It still could
Do you want boobs?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I’ll pass.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Well, what do you want to do with your life? You must decide. Right now. And no do-overs.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
This is basically what my dad is saying.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Relax.
Everyone wastes their undergrad.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
It is finding a secluded place to bury them that is the trick.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps the reference section of the library.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I Want to Bury My Undergrad in the Stacks Before I Graduate
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Facebook group
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I like linguistics and I like history. Math and math-related things bore me. Beyond that, I have no idea.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
My sister used to do that. Just keep in mind that rude people are rude.
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
I’m thinking of applying to my local coffee shop to be a dishwasher/busboy, but I don’t think they let you do just that, you might have to make food too.
Pease was never an option.
Well, don’t apply at Borders…my insider information tells me that come July they might be going bye-bye.
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
didn’t Borders declare bankruptcy already?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
declaring bankruptcy and going out of business ain’t the same thing.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
But in a real restaurant I have to know Spanish! Or Chinese.
I should just relocate to eastern Tennessee.
Pease was never an option.
I keep saying I’m trying to find ANY job, but when faced with the realities of my situation and my bizarre work history …
Pease was never an option.
School:
1- Check processor at university advancement (gifts)
2 – Mac tech support
3 – Dishwasher/cold food station 2
4 – Tech writing intern (9 mos)
5 – Freelance marketing writer (5 years, 1 major client – real estate)
6 – Assistant to my father
7 – Assistant to my aunt
All I’ve ever wanted to do was write books, pursued it singlemindedly all my life, but that’s not a dependable income most of the time.
Pease was never an option.
10 years from now, I envision myself being someone who can offer you some assistance. But until then, I’m sorry. :(
That is cray-z.
I have some hope
Part of my inheritance was a condo back in the RP that should be worth a nice sum, keep me on my feet for some time, but selling it has been long and difficult.
Pease was never an option.
Have you looked into technical writers?
A lot of companies hire technical writers to write manuals and stuff. I know my companies hires a few on contract basis.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowr
Leave room for cream and sugar!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Try economics

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
HAHA
My dad has told me that he wants me to do that. It seems boring. I skip that section of The Economist.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
haha
I saw the same thing for a law school not long ago.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren't you super smart?
You should condition yourself to like math. Are you interested in any type of sciences?
That is cray-z.
I used to be really into that sort of thing
I think I know less now about biology and chemistry than I did when I was seven years old, unfortunately. I think baseball math is the only math I have the patience for.
feh
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Well that's what college is for
Everything in HS is easy. I mean, you could always pick a science to major in if you’re unsure, and they’re likely to open up more doors than other majors.
But you could always pick history, communications, english, etc. for a couple years. I just went into business and I’m happy with that, although I was expecting more math which I actually enjoy (weird I know).
That is cray-z.
I know that!
I’ve read your blog.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Chemistry! You can do anything with chemistry, such as not chemistry!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
My dad’s organic chem teacher passed him on the condition he never use his chemical engineering degree in earnest.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL I certainly am not using mine.
Your Dad sounds just like me. I got a C- in advanced O-chem. Then changed my emphasis from Bio-Engineering to Electronic Materials because I never ever want to take any O-chem ever again.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
He ended up managing a paint and glue factory and let the real engineers worry about the engineering. Then he went into sales and marketing to make real money.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHA
I am in product marketing. When I interviewed I told my second round interviewer that 4.5 years of Chem E has taught me that I didn’t really want to be an Engineer. He liked me enough and offered me a position in his group (marketing).
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I thought that
was a felony, but maybe the advanced chemistry helped in designing ink that wouldn’t run.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So would it be shaming the family name if you just got a general or liberal studies undergraduate degree? That way you can take all kinds of different classes. You never know when a topic or teacher will come along and inspire you. Then you can concentrate on something more specific for grad school?
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
vivid!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Sorry for Party Rocking is awesome.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Hanley Ramirez needs a change of scenery
Sabez…. get on that, STAT!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe McKeon is just that savvy.
Sabes could go ahead and bite. He’s done weirder things.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
OT - Drinking in the hot temps/sunshine.
What’s yer poison?
I had a couple Salty Dogs on Sunday and was pleased.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
White Trash Margarita
(Corona over ice w/lime)
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Ewwwwwwwww.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I’m going to keep that in mind when I’m in Arizona for the All-Star Game in a couple of weeks. 112 degrees!! GAH!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Margarita. Lame, I know.
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
Not lame, if on the rocks, no salt.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
No salt ftw! Also, rocks ftw!
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, it’s not lame cause I’m drinking them too.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We have been planning to get together for margaritas forever. We need to make this ish happen!
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
I know, right?! Then we can get tipsy and ogle baseball players in shorts, lol!
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
May I please come along?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I’ll bring the vodka and Tortured can bring the Odwalla
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
SHORTS
OMG, you guys, Shane Loux in shorts is… I can’t even really talk about it, it was so good.
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
LOL
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, and I will tell you all of my secrets!
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
Yay!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Seriously
my sister & I created a “butt calculus” stat card once.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
I hope Jose Cruz Jr. was on that list. I remember being in high school and sitting in the bleachers with my friend and being mesmerized by his butt before the game.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh most def.
I was sad when the Giants canned him, despite the obvious reasons.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
I was sad when the Giants canned him
Because then you missed his can?
/tip the veal
I loved JCjr – didn’t care about the avg, just loved watching him patrol RF. Until…well…
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He was fun to listen to...until he wasn't
I was without television at the time and was listening to the game on the radio. Miller sounded incredulous.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man i’d drink a pitcher or three of margaritas right now. It’s cursed days like this in SF that I wish La Rondalla was still open.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Margarita. Lime, I know.
Yes, yes…yes, you do!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Corona, lemonade, iced tea, margaritas, ice water, long island iced tea – any of those will do.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So do I, but I gotta dilute it with water or it’s too sweet
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Marry me.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't think you swung that way.
Plus, I’d have to ask my husband.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
/Calls Showtime
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
…………. aaawwkkwwaaarrrdddd.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t, really, and I’m guessing he’d at least give the idea careful consideration, but I’d settle for beig your drinking buddy, lol.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
“Dear? This hot creole college girl wants to be my lesbian lover. Do you object?”
Pease was never an option.
Mr. Tortured: “Pics or gtfo”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
/posts Creole_dancing.gif
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
JUST A GLANCE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Goofus has dark arms
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That ain’t all.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not Maeby Funke.
My Photo Blog: http://eyeprints.tumblr.com, SIGN UP :D http://www.swagbucks.com/refer/ch3zyp00fs
I didn't choose to be a Giants fan, I was born into it. November 1, 2010 World Champions.
Proud Adoptive Parent of one of the best Five Tool Players, The Machine.
We had a girl in our wow guild whose father was a Mexican drug lord.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
no surprise there
There’s nothing that game doesn’t contain, especially them hardcore pve guilds.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
We also had a girl from Saudi Arabia that shows us pictures of her camels.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
“Hey, those are some nice camels you have there.”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
‘Thanks, I just shaved them!’
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Woah. Saudi Arabia allowed people on WoW?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
STOP TRYING TO INCITE HFCS DEBATES
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Swear to Dog
I read this as:
STOP TRYING TO INCITE HFCS DIABETES
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That too.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell yes. I gotta make a Costco run. The weather is right for the mexican coke!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Iced coffee, beer, margs, mai tais (poolside starting Friday!)
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Mmmmm...Iced Coffee
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_18311882?nclick_check=1
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I’d go…but that’s a long drive for a coffee. Even with those outfits.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
These look interesting....
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell or High Watermelon is about the most refreshing beer in the world of all time ever.
by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jun 21, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Pacifico with lime when I have it
Cool water right now
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Snarky Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Yes! To make them feel better about their own hitters. RT @nventmatt Any reason the Giants should look at Jorge Cantu?
Jorge
cannot
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Well
Usually you want to pick up a player who is either good defensively or offensively. And then there’s Cantu.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Already have one of those
He’s been starting everyday and hitting 2nd all season and I haven’t checked but might lead the team in PA’s.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
So, apparently there is a Max Ramirez fanshot now.
Who knew that Ellen was so quote worthy?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
She’s kinda, um, unpleasant sometimes.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Is that right? I’ve never heard of her before today.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Most of her stuff is fine. But she has no filter. When she told people to shut up when they complained about the Giants being swept by the A’s the other day, I was not impressed. When she basically called Baggs a bullshitting hack, then I was even less so. Then slamming bloggers with a broad brush . . . . well. . . . .
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Public Relations!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Much offense to all those this affects:
I’ve never seen/heard/experienced anything/anyone pleasant from Fresno.
Careful
scout_6 and walkoffbaltimorechop are from there
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I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I know – that’s what cracks me up. She touts herself as working for media relations for the Grizzlies, but she doesn’t seem to really have a good sense of what makes for good relations.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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I know what makes good relations.
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Oh THAT's who you're talking about
Eh, I like her, but that’s partly because I like that a lot of the people I follow on twitter have no filter. I do understand what you’re saying, though I missed what actually happened.
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mind no filter. But she does seem rather full of undeserved self-importance.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Eh, you spend enough time working a job like that where you get to meet and be friendly with so many player and personnel you sometimes have a difficult time not taking things personallly. I have a couple of friends who do the same thing. I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I at least understand where it’s coming from. She’s at least wise to put on her twitter that her comments are hers and don’t reflect those of her employer.
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems like she might be pretty young. Not that it’s an excuse, but it might be a reason.
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
I don’t need a snot-nosed kid to tell me to shut up about being pissed about being swept by the A’s and their AAA pitchers (and I didn’t even tweet about it!). And to see her bag on Baggs was laughable.
She’s young, sure. Hopefully she outgrows the stupid.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Whoa
Sorry. I wasn’t trying to excuse her at all. I was more saying she’s immature, which comes across in her tweets.
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
Sorry
Not aimed at you. I was looking at her tweets again, and thinking she was an ass.
Didn’t mean to sound like I was arguing with you – more like emphatically agreeing.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Oh, okay, gotcha. She sort of came out of nowhere, and has taken over Twitter. I think the Grizz might want to pull her back a little. They obviously don’t know what she’s doing.
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
Question-Does anyone know if the Cal/Car all star game still has tiix available?
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by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 2:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
they had a few last week
but they were down to GA.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
If I want to go, I’d probably need to leave now. Eh I’ll stay
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by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I ended up being able to go
but chickened out of trying to get to MOD in time for the game. 580 is not fun on weekday evenings.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah for sure.
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by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL ignorant East Coast writer
Some ideas for reconfiguring Major League Baseball
I moved the A’s into the NL West so the Giants would have a natural rival for more than interleague play.
It’s not like they have a natural rival or anything!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Wow
That article is just full of ECB and shitty ideas!
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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
and he put the Braves into the NL Central
Uh….okay? Because what baseball is really missing from its glory days is the Braves being in a wholly illogical division.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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Fun Fact
Atlanta is much further west than Pittsburgh
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
true
I was thinking Toronto (which he put in the NL East) was west of Atlanta, but apparently Toronto is further east than I thought.
Anyway, I really, really, really see no point in realignment.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Fun Fact
Reno is much further west than Los Angeles
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
also true!
I believe that San Diego is about the same longitude as Spokane, WA.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
fun fact
I live in Florida – a three hours’ drive from the western end of the panhandle – but I live almost as far west as Chicago. Drive about half an hour west, and you’re in the central time zone.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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Fun Fact
The Far East is to the Far West
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
How would you know what that looks like?
/hidden penis
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
HAHA
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
this is true
Also, our state capitol is the most hilariously phallic building ever, even coming equipped with handy testicles:
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
by the way, this is about the tallest "hill" in Tallahassee
People here think it’s a VERY hilly town. Freaking Floridians.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
I hope they run you out of town on a rail for besmirching their city.
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
Not more than 345 feet. My brother lives along Tucker Grade in south Florida. It’s as flat as a turd in the hot sun.
according to Wikipedia
The highest elevation is 203 feet.
That is hilly by Florida standards, but that’s because Florida is really really flat.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
several thousand/hill/Florida
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
203
is the highest elevation in Tallahassee, not necessarily Florida.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
my initial comment, regrettably, was ambiguous on this point
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Las Vegas to Phoenix is an "easy" drive for a baseball game.
Hey, people, relax. I’m moving the no-shot-in-Tampa-Bay Rays to Las Vegas. You get a dynamite team as a geographical rival. It’s an easy drive and you can legally bet on the games. Just ask Pete Rose for directions to the best sports books.
Umm….how many baseball fans currently drive 6 hours to see their team play in another stadium, and how often?
Curious. San Diego is basically the same 6 hours away and I don’t know any DBags fans who go out there specifically to see the DBags play the pAAAds.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
On the East Coast everything is an easy drive!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
For reference, the distance from Phoenix to Las Vegas is the same as the distance from Philadelphia to Rochester.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I've got to give him the benefit of the doubt here..
It does say, “Arizona Diamondbacks” he might think they play in Bullhead City.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
yay
good idea, just what the nation’s most devastated economy needs!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually don't dislike the Twins and the Mariners
and a few other teams… but also, I don’t want them to beat my Giants.
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Whoa there
Calm down. There’s no need for that type of language.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
I apologize let me just add.
Fuck the Dodgers.
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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
here here.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Today is a great day .....
Rebecca Black finally removed “Friday” from Youtube.
/cue Angelic choir.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
You are WAAAAY behind. That was forever ago.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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well, i apologize.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it’s not.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
a few days ago
but on the good side, it’s rebecca black’s birthday, fun fun fun fun
THIS LINE!!!
WOO!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/writes terse note
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLineup
Torres cf, Tejada ss, Sandoval 3b, Huff 1b, Ross lf, Schierholtz rf, Hall 2b, Whiteside c Bumgarner p
14 plate appearances!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce is nothing if not predictable.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nailed it:
He is not predictable, and he is nothing.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Scary part is
He thinks this lineup gives us the best chance to score runs.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
To be fair, Tejada rarely hits the ball hard enough to be doubled up
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hall is a 2nd baseman, but he can’t hit 2nd? WUT?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy Sanchez or our worst hitter, basically
by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand
Where’s Rowand?
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
squatting somewhere.
hopefully learning how to swing.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
bahahaha
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Hey
at least he’s not putting Rowand and Tejada in the same lineup. Progress, right?
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
We need an all bochy lineup
tejada burris rowand and whiteside all playing in the same game
We need to clone Buster Posey!
At least the Giants don't have 6 consecutive easy outs anymore.
Also, Tejada does tend to make contact…
Maybe Torres reaches, steals second, Tejada moves him to third…?
Whiteside is just awful.
if by "move him to third"
you mean generating a great wind with his strikeouts, pushing Torres along inexorably, then yes.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
What did Pat do?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I’m starting to think he’s only on the roster to corral good looking ladies for everyone else on the road.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
At least there's no Burriss I guess
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by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It's not like he has a lot of options
except Burrell. Just once, can you play him? Jeeze.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
Well, alright.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm listening to this morning's Kuip show
and he’s basically asking (obliquely) why no Burrell?
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
Another OT: Poor Ryan Dunn .....
at first I thought it was a hoax (being he’s from Jackass and all). i met the guy at a Philadelphia Eagles game once ….. real funny guy. so sad.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
Yeah, although I actually feel much worse for his passenger. Dude was drunk driving and speeding and killed someone.
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
very very true.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
One thing to look forward to tonight
Tbe return of Krukow!
No more byrnes!
We need to clone Buster Posey!
by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
far less Bip, too
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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Carl Pavano only has a 3.6 K/9 this season. I would assume more Bip today. :)
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
M-M-M-M-Mad, Mad to the Bum
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 21, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG I WILL MISS ERIC BYRNES SO MUCH
I AM USING CAPS LOCK TO EMULATE THE WAY HE ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE HE’S SHOUTING REGARDLESS OF WHAT HE’S SAYING.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
MY BEARD IS A ROUNDED ARROW AND YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
That’s how he’s had it for a while now, I think.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that look
If I didn’t know anything about him, I’d think he just got away with something sneaky.
That is cray-z.
It's a look of satisfaction and he did get away with something
I am a huge fan of Krukow, but he gets to hang out with the Giants all year. I would wake up every day and get right back on my kness to thank ( insert appropriate diety) that my job was to talk about the Giants.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I want him to cook me chicken.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
His beard is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!!!

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
for a while, until it started to suck.
they just started a rerun of the whole series on BBC America, if anyone cares.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
Bears, Beats, Battlestar Galactica.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I was watching Star Wars IV over the weekend and why the hell does Obi Wan just disappear when Vader kills him?
Ask me about my blog.
Jedi trick
Yoda does the same thing when he kicks it.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t remember that. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the movies.
Also, I love when they are in the trash compactor and the monster things pulls Luke under the water, yet, the rest of the time the water is like ankle deep.
Ask me about my blog.
JUST ENJOY THE GAME
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WHY DO THE STORMTROOPERS SUCK AT SHOOTING! THEY MUST SHOOT AT HAN/LUKE/LEAH 1,000 TIMES BUT THEY ALWAYS MISS
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Exactly. You try shooting shooting at something a thousand times in narrow Death Star corridors and still miss.
by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad helmet design
Eyes are too far apart and the plastic is always fogging up.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
That's why it's so brilliant in the Family Guy version of Star Wars .....
First Stormtrooper: Have we actually hit anybody with these guns?
Second Stormtrooper: I hit a bird once!
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
I was thinking the same thing while watching ROTJ this weekend. It was at the beginning of the movie during the battle at the Sarlac pit. That huge pig-warlock thing set up some mind of mountable laser cannon on top of Jaba the Hut’s cruiser and started shooting at the cruiser Solo was on when he was trying to pull Lando up. He would fire and hit Solo’s cruiser and Lando would slip even further, but he only fired like once every 30 seconds. If I’m pig-warlock I’m going to make it look like a god damn Pink Floyd concert.
by JSing on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This should be your signature:
If I’m pig-warlock I’m going to make it look like a god damn Pink Floyd concert.
WWRWD?
Yeah. I had long believed that when a Jedi is prepared for and has accepted death, the body disappears and the soul is allowed to live on in Jedi Ghost form. According to this theory, the organic parts of Vader’s body disappeared on his death and he moved onto ghost form, but, of course, the man was more machine than anything so his metal body was still there for the pyre.
But then Lucas dropped his pants on that theory.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That isn’t right? I am disappoint. Also why Vader can’t use force lightning (barring certain non canon videogames)
In Episode III, it is revealed that Qui Gon Jin invented the ghost jedi technique to communicate from beyond the grave. His body did not disappear when he died.
Also, Vader can’t use Force Lightning because he’s not actually very good at The Force.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s just like the old saying goes: It’s not the number of midichlorians making their parasitic home in your ripe, young, hot, humanoid body, it’s how you use ’em.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
also /cry.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You cried because I should have used a semicolon.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
no
the spoiled interesting theories of all those things developed over a wasted youth, flushed down the toilet in 2 hours by Lucas and that fucker Jar Jar.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
To come back as a blue ghost
Luke has to see you die. Science.
I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth
Qui Gon.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Qui Gon Jinn
demonstrating the incompetence of the old Jedi Order!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The Force isn’t with us, we couldn’t possibly understand.
by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WET!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
/whyisnickswisheronthiscommercial?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WET!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
OT TV story
So the guy replaced my power supply and motherboard today on my TV that was turning off and on by itself. Now, it had stopped doing that, but I had already scheduled the in-warranty repair so I figured, eh, new motherboard, new power supply.
The minute he left it started doing it again.
I’m fairly convinced it’s related to something in my set-up.
Pease was never an option.
Samsung sent out a bunch of TVs with power supply problems. We had a Samsung stop working completely because of it recently.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We had two of them at the time. The other one is still working with no problems, at least.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
All the same guts, AMIRITE?
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
Does your neighbor have the same brand of TV? I have 2 Sony’s and can turn off the one in the the back bedroom when I kill the one in the living room
I’m not sure — the other neighbor has the back apartment, I don’t know what the new downstairs people have. I do have 2 remotes, the TV one and the one that controls everything including the PS3.
Pease was never an option.
Welp, for a while that seemed to do the trick, then it started doing it again. I don’t know why it would start doing it, then stop, then after a complete motherboard and power supply change, start doing it again.
All I did the first time was jiggle the HDMI connector, and the HDMI device wasn’t even ON …
Pease was never an option.
Possible Trades
Surprisingly, no one has mentioned Matt Wieters of the Baltimore Orioles or Hanley Ramirez of the Florida Marlins. The one strength the Giants have is there pitching. What about Sergio Romo for Matt Wieters or Jonathan Sanchez and Sergio Romo for Hanley Ramirez?
Heh
I’m pretty sure both of those names came up at one time or another.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL – no one has mentioned Ramirez or Wieters? Where have you been?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
NEEDZ MOAR BARRELS OF POOP!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
CRAP COMMINGLER
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
is there pitching
uh-huh.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nay!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Romo for Wieters isn’t going to happen. Think more in the range of Bumgarner.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Not going to happen. Sanchez is FA after 2012, the Orioles still control Weiters for a really long time.
Ask me about my blog.
Depends on if the Giants fall out of the race. I can’t see them moving him now.
Ask me about my blog.
I got a pain in my head as I wrote this:
Lincecum
Bumgarner
Cain
Zito
Vogelsong
Doesn’t strike as that much worse that today’s rotation.
Matt Cain is also a free agent after 2012
Also Freddy Sanchez.
In other words, there will probably be bigger priorities, free agent-wise.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Matt Cain
Ain’t going nowhere.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain’s the one guy who I do think will be a Giant for the rest of his career.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
San Jose Giant?
/crosses fingers
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt F. Sanchez is a Giant in 2013. Well at least I hope he isn’t.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
point is
It’s a hole in the roster that’ll need to be filled.
Hopefully by 2013, Wheeler will be up.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
full list of free agents in the next two years
After 2011: Miguel Tejada, Cody Ross, Mark DeRosa, Javier Lopez, Mike Fontenot, Pat Burrell
After 2012: Aaron Rowand, Matt Cain, Freddy Sanchez, Jonathan Sanchez, Ramon Ramirez, Santiago Casilla, Ryan Vogelsong
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
I refuse to believe it's even possible to happen.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
That will be the day when the Rapture ACTUALLY happens.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/scan list for Zito
/looks again
/wipes tears from eyes, looks again
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
the only way he's a Giants is if he learns how to THROW FUCKING STRIKES!!!!
……. sorry, it’s just so frustrating to watch him.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
All Sanchezes look the same!!!!!
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
whoop! thought you meant the other Sanchez ..... fail.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson
by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Not trying to be a smartass here… J. Sanchez frustrates me too… but there are a lot of teams out there who would love to have him. We are so spoiled when it comes to pitching.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Romo a lot
BUT trading him seems like a good idea… Bochy never lets him pitch..
We need to clone Buster Posey!
Trading Romo’s a bad idea because they’ll never get anywhere near the value they deserve, precisely because Bochy never uses him. He’s one of the best relievers in the game, but who would know it?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Romo has been underused this year to date
But I suspect that changes. He threw a lot last year. bochy still uses him as his 8th inning right handed guy. Its just that he now has Lopez for lefties. Its not a flipping conspiracy and bochy certainly knows how to use a bullpen.
In reality, Romo should be the 8th inning guy and Lopez and Ramirez should share the 7th inning for RHP/LHP
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Oy.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
yeah
they stink, I’m sure their teams will be glad to finally be rid of them.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Beer talk
Beer list for tonight’s game: 6-pack of Anchor Steam (I can find it here now, yay!), Various bottles from Redhook’s mix pack, and 4-5 bottles of Sierra Nevada’s Wheat beer, which I really liked.
Ask me about my blog.
I’ll have a Fuller’s London Pride when I get home from the game.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Totally
Fullers 1845 is probably in my top 3 all time beers.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Sounds like you'll be hammered.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Why Not
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I would drink Anchor stuff more often, but it’s expensive out here. Often $10 bucks a sixer.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
One sad Summer evening, I set my six pack of Red Hook ESB on the roof of my car to lock up. When I grabbed said six pack, the bottom lip of the container got stuck on one of the edges of the roof. I ripped it wide open. It felt like I watched each bottle crash to the ground individually and in slow motion.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
I recently started drinking Newcastle again
Since it was on sale at the store.
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Are you a girl?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
OT: Unsung heroes
Walking over to the university center to run a few errands today, I encountered not one, but two (presumably) students sporting Giants on-field caps. It’s such a rare occurrence out here.
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
The first guy caught me by surprise. I was going to say something complimentary to the second guy, but couldn’t figure out a way to make it sound non-creepy.
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
“I love you.”
“What?”
“Nothing. Never mind. Bye.”
…
…
…
“I love you too…”
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
By the time he responded you were out of earshot, though.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this one... will have to check it out
Do you read F-Minus? I’m a big fan.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
F Minus
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
Preview Fail
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So I am gone for a couple of days
I am laid up with back spasms and a dislocated shoulder, I come back to McC, and the lack of rage here is shocking. I guess we are all a little numb to it now?
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
I think the numbness to this season and the Bork.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You are Freddy Sanchez?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
No, I got the moles removed hahaha.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BACK SPASMS!!!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ABILITY TO BE MOBILE!
FUCKING WALKING PEOPLE!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
mayyyybe……
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I have tennis elbow if that makes you feel better
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yep. I had to quit playing tennis because of my elbow.
I feel your pain there. It pretty much sucks.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
So, has the Max Ramirez thing been confirmed?
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yes, CSN confirmed it
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Mlbtraderumors
Ramirez has bounced around constantly in 2011. The Rangers designated him for assignment in January and saw the Red Sox claim him. The Cubs claimed him less than a week later only to release him in May. The Astros then signed him, but his stint with Houston was short, as they released him last week.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
well
he seems to impress everywhere he goes.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
so
LOL JAX? Or LOL Hanchez?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Quoth Baggs
“Bochy keeps hunting for any kind of lineup combo that might lead to some runs.”
Unless that combo includes Burrell, of course.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Nate hit that big HR in Colorado in the early innings.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He might want to start with Miguel Tejada NOT HITTING SECOND
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Did Pat do something to piss Bochy off?
He hasnt done anything except pinch hit for a long time
We need to clone Buster Posey!
He may have accidentally given Bork’s wife the creepy pat look.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy really wanted to play the role of The Machine.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
DO IT!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He should take a few weeks off
Then we would see no more of this “Tejada starting at SS and hitting 2nd” inexplicable nonsense.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Will Clark can probably still hit better than tejada
as seen at that legends game earlier this season
We need to clone Buster Posey!
Also probably still faster than tejada
Good chance he’d double his season walk total in a few starts as well.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
An even more sad fact
He probably has better range and much more accurate throws than tejada as well even though it’s a position he never played professionally.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I'm willing to bet he can recognize a Hit & Run sign too...
Which Tehaha apparently cannot.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Likewise a "take" sign
(The worst of it was that Tejada did recognize the sign—he just swung anyway.)
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
I love stats and all
But as far as the “eye” test goes I think it’s pretty safe to say tejada is the worst everyday player in baseball. Some would say by a staggering amount if you put his all around game into perspective and I don’t disagree.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Will Clark can crap bigger 'an Tejada
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
“But this is a different McDonald’s.”
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
With these hitters?
I suppose you could go Torres-Ross-Sandoval-Huff-Burrell and then put all the out sinks at the bottom. But I’m not sure if I start Burrell over Nate against a righty, and it’s going to be pretty ugly regardless.
Burrell has to start over Nate.
I’ll take the defensive hit if it means one more hitter can work the count, take a walk or hit a home run.
No shit
I jokingly said to my friends that tejada would be starting at SS and hitting 2nd and was flamed and ridiculed for being “a bochy hater”. Damn my jokes coming true or more so damn bork for being a predictable ignorant master of lineups.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Still, Crawford and Buriss are so terrible at the dish that there’s a small part of me that prefers Tejada over either of them.
If Tejada were at least replacement level at SS, I may agree with you, but his offensive offense doesn’t make up for it.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess my hangnail likes that he can make contact more consistently than the other options.
But there really is no good answer for the middle infield right now. I mean, I am praying for Mark Ellis and think Hall at 2B and Ellis at SS (or vice versa) is the best case scenario for our sad, pathetic offense.
He's 34 and he's hitting like he's done.
Still, I think he could be had for relatively little (salary relief for Beane).
I think I'd rather a catcher
or a SS. I do like Ellis, but we need offense.
Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.
This is true
But hitting 2nd? Come on it was obvious in april that it wasn’t gonna work the fact that it continues is beyond 2009 edgar renteria. It’s way beyond justifying the contract at this point just give up already.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Tejada was well below replacement level when he was playing there.
It’s his defense at 3B that makes him NOT the worst player in the majors this year.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Who are the 5 worst players in the majors this year?
I know huffs RF defense from earlier this year still has him in contention but I haven’t looked at the negative WAR leaders in a while.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Raul Ibanez -1.2
Maglio ORdonez -1.1
Juan Pierre -1.1
Chone Figins -1.0
Tyler Colvin -1.0
Bill Hall -.8
Aubrey Huff -.7 (Essentially replacement level at 1B)
Miguel Tejada -.7
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
LOL CUBS
Why get a player of the future at bats when we can force feed fukudome at bats on a team thats going nowhere?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He never walks. I think you could make the case that last year was the aberration.
I’m not saying that he IS done, just that one could make the case.
I'm gonna pretend that lineup I read was fake
In the meantime why the hell is the game on MLB network blacked out? Is this direct tv trying to force me to watch the A’s game?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Apparently me living in santa cruz means I’m deserving of having the padres red sox game blacked out. Not sure why that games on in the first place with much better matchups on right now but OMG RED SOX I guess.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This is how bored I am.
Check the number of new comments.

(Sorry it’s so gigantic. TWSS.)
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
In the future....
…once the McC TGWTWS Brick is installed….we’ll simply be able to say “meet me at the brick” to give a fellow McCoven a ticket.
Heck – we could tape the tickets to the brick in fact.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
anybody ever bought a ticket
from those homeless looking scalpers near the park?
We need to clone Buster Posey!
I did once. It was the game last year with the 4 hour rain delay when they were supposed to be celebrating the 10th anniversary of the park. I had a ticket, but all my friends were in the club level (staying dry) so I bought a club ticket from a scalper for a very reasonable price since it was past the original start time of the game. Worked out fine. He wasn’t really homeless looking, though.
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
That game was nice. My parents piked that day to go and visit Placer County to see the snow, so I was worried I was going to miss it, but then the rain. I first got a signal on the way back when we were in Placerville; the game started when we were in Stockton.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
We ended up chatting with Armando Rios, and getting autographs with Bill Mueller. Ellis Burks and Marvin Benard were around. I even caught a glimpse of Robb Nen. We stayed for the whole day.
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.
I wish people talked more about that game. For us it was a “maybe there really is magic inside.” moment. The rain pouring from the sky as the last pitch was thrown was something else.
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
OT: Has anyone watched LOST a 2nd time?
I was sick over the weekend and watched season 1 and a little bit of season 2, debating on if I want to finish it over the next month or not.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
I loved that show the first time I watched it
Then season 3 for some reason totally killed it for me and I just completely lost interest in the show. I went back to watch season 1 again a few months ago and only made it 3 episodes before I said fuck it and went back to the wire for the 500th time.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Wonder if I'll make it as far as season 3
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
I disqualify myself because I love all things Lost. I’m like the Bip Roberts of Lost. I can’t say a bad thing about it. I love all the decisions Lost writers made and I can think of something positive to say about every member of the cast.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
What were they
Nikki and Paulo or something?
What’s good about them? The fact that they died?
That is cray-z.
They were so sexy! And... and... Miles ended up with the diamonds.. Yay!
/Bip’d
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You must have missed it… Miles uses his creepy super powers to talk to dead Nikki and digs up the loot!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
it's worth it for
Frank Lapidus <3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Going to the game tonight.
Should I wear shorts? I know how cold it can get at night but it’s like 90 degrees where I’m at right now.
Hella.
I would say no, but I wear long pants everywhere.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I wear jeans in the summer in Florida. I hate wearing shorts.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
I’d do it. Bring a sweater though!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d wear pants. I just took a walk and it’s not hot near the stadium. Quite pleasant actually.
Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star
Wind was starting to come up around 3:00 in Bernal… might not be that warm after dark.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
too late to help anyone
the fog is blowing into the Sunset and over Glen Park now.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be there too
Having grown up in the fog belt, I fully expect sunny days to become cold and foggy in an instant, so I always tend to bring layers. But maybe I’ll leave my heavy fleece at home tonight.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 21, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect answer.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Sega MLB Manager
Anybody playing this? It’s like on-line Strat-o-matic.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Saya enough stupid stuff over and over and over
and eventually you believe it is true
Troll enough over and over and over
and eventually you get banned
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
rec'd
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
we can only hope
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
What the heck is this in response to?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Is this your personal mantra?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Goodbye, Robert Rowell
About damn time! Lots going on in Warriors Land these days.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
Indeed
Now if only there was a hire to all the sudden make david lee defend like he’s vintange tim duncan and andris biedrins to realize he’s 7 feet tall and play to his potential.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Supposedly Mark Jackson will be defensive-minded
We shall see. Can we expect any coach to unwrap the enigma that is Andris Biedrins??
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well considering a guy who did not acknowledge defense got the best out of him
Maybe he needs to be traded to the knicks to fulfill his potential.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I don’t really know what team President does, but I feel like this has to be a good thing.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Here are some things Rowell did as team prez… http://t.co/t5nX1pi
Obviously TK is kinda ridiculous sometimes, so take it with a few grains of salt… but DAAAMN! And that was written 2 years ago!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
ours hasn’t stopped since sometime around noon, and at last check it was 82˚ up in the bedroom. It’s 71˚ down here.
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
well if there was a way to have 2 units… and 2 thermostats it’d probably be fine. We have to freeeeeeeeeeze downstairs to get any relief at all upstairs.
I keep telling the Mr. that when we get a house I’m going to insulate that sucker to death.
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
The first house we bought had just that – separate thermostats and compressors for upstairs and down. It was wonderful.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
If you build new . . .
. . . or do a truly major remodel, get sprayed-in foam. It not only has astonishing R-values, but also expands and seals with the studs making a very effective air barrier. We live about 150 miles from the Canadian border and our annual “heating bill” is about 1/5 of one cord of wood (no furnace at all, just a masonry heater that looks like an ordinary fireplace). We did finally give in and add central air, because when it gets into the 90s out, it would otherwise be a bit too warm inside (though we did get by for a few years with just a floor fan).
Oh, also: spend on top-quality high-R windows. It’s worth it.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
I even laughed after the 6th time
also,
Auilia
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
What if the Giants make an investment in a good catcher
and have Buster play shorstop like he did in college….
We need to clone Buster Posey!
/sets you on fire
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster is an athlete keeping him at catcher will just make his career a lot shorter
We need to clone Buster Posey!
OUR PRIMARY CONCERN RIGHT NOW SHOULD BE HOW WELL BUSTER PLAYS AT AGE 40
IF YOU PLAYED SHORTSTOP IN COLLEGE, YOU CAN DO IT IN THE MAJORS. JUST LIKE JIM THOME, GARY SHEFFIELD, AND BENGIE MOLINA!!!!!
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Trolled
I did hear one of the comcast sportsnet idiots spouting off this theory after the injury… and honestly would you be surprised if bochy did something like that…..
We need to clone Buster Posey!
Off to the GAME!
If any of you nerbs needs a ticket – meet me by the McC Brick!
#CommentsFrom2012
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
Do I even need a TV?
With GoT over and no Mad Men till 2012 all I watch is local news … can you subscribe to Comcast Internet and not have a cable subscription? The only problem is Giants games but there’s always radio …
Pease was never an option.
and it's hard to do.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I dunno
you mean if you have the “lifeline service” or whatever it’s called with just the over the air channels?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: So I've finally gotten into Parks & Recreation
About midway through season 2. Things I’ve learned
1) Ron Swanson
2) Tom
3) Amy Poehler is not as good as Steve Carell
4) Ron fuckin’ Swanson
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Amy Poehler > Steve Carell
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Agreed
Because Amy Poehler is married to Will Arnett … and Arrested Development > The Office
We need to clone Buster Posey!
Michael Scott is a jackass.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hanley Ramirez now batting .199
didn’t he say he will be hitting over .270 by the end of the month?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
9 days to raise 70 points?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
For the Giants!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and the mountains blow in the wind like leaves…
Pease was never an option.
Is it too young to bring my daughter to the Academy of Science?
She’s three and doesn’t speak much English.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
At that age, she might enjoy chasing the pigeons outside of the Academy, just as much as the Academy itself.
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
Never too young to start learning
I remember going to the exploratorium at a very early age
We need to clone Buster Posey!
She’d still have fun looking at the fishes and all that.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
My son is four and adores the low-rent Tallahassee version thereof.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
I think she'd enjoy it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Hafner is a lumbering galoot
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
Damn no hawk harrelson on WGN
I was looking forward to some comedy before the giants game started.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
his just in
Dillon Gee: Not a superstar LOL ny media
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
GEE GEE GEE GEE
Baby Baby Baby
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Of course not
Adverbs don’t have ethnicities, silly!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool
He's Vietnamese!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Never heard of him. Was he supposed to be good?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
7-0
dude is better than any pitcher on the giants!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Just like Ray Ratto
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
What was the hidden thread?!
I must know!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
hey
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
yo
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
University penis waving
Mixed in with a discussion on the benefits of taxes supporting public education.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, one of those. Well my opinion is that
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Silly college kids…
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
jponry tried to take over
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Rats! I really wanted to get in the ground floor of that revolution.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Jeff baker DHing and hitting 3rd for the cubs
Sounds like they need themselves a rownads.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I’m trying to watch Precious, but it isn’t easy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Also, ordered a Kindle yesterday! Should arrive sometime next week.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm excited!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I have both a kindle and an ipad
kindle is so wonderful for reading!
ipad is great for everything else
We need to clone Buster Posey!
No, it's

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
But Mariah Carey.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It is a pretty harsh movie
you should follow it up with the Blind Side for some happy feelings.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Just checked the Thermometer next to the pool at my house
94 F in Lafayette CA
Other bay area temps?
Giants Play better when its hot
We need to clone Buster Posey!
THE NUT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWleXh89Z9s
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Santa cruz mountains here giving me a lovely 85 inside my house and probably even worse in my room with my tv and laptop..
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
hate
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Come on down! There’s broken glass and dog poop enough for everyone at Ocean Beach!
Pease was never an option.
YAY!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I shudder just thinking about July and August.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The thermometer in my apartment doesn’t go up to how hot it is in here.
Currently stifling the bacon, the world.
by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
oh
we should be hitting 60 here in a few minutes, the trees are bending in the wind.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So that guy from Lost doesn’t just look creepy….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i always thought that guy was creepy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I remember watching him in The Green Mile and thinking, wow, that guy is a really good actor! Portrays a creepy weasel almost to perfection.
Maybe he was just a creepy weasel.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Is it still statutory rape if you’re married?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Ain’t statutory rape at all in Alabama. Or was it Arkansas?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s 12 or 13 in Spain, IIRC.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
It was fourteen in my neighborhood.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
True Love only happens once
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Why would her mother consent?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Fame?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Idiocy?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Huge Penis?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
We’re talking a Beluga Whale, people.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
His raw, unvarnished penis had all the torpor of a freshly beached Beluga Whale. Ashley knew, then, that tonight was going to be special.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t even know what torpor means, but it sounds right.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m thinking this one.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sure got her name in the news.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Huzzah: our air conditioner is fixed.
It wasn’t too bad up here today, high 70s, but tomorrow is supposed to be in the low to middle 90s, so we got it done just in time.
It’s always the same thing: the effing relay that controls power to the compressor. This is the 3rd one we’ve had in maybe 7 years, and at the start of every summer, I usually have to go out and play with it to get it to remember what it’s suppposed to be doing. We can put men on the moon, but we can’t make power-control relays that won’t arc so bad they burn out the contacts in no time flat. Ain’t science wonderful?
Oh, and fuck Miguel Tejada and the Bruce Bochy he rode in on.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Grats on air conditioner being fixed!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
We can put men on the moon
Not anymore.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Sure we can.
He never said anything about getting them back.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Look, we need to redirect that space money back into our schools! How can we consider space exploration if our young leaders of tomorrow are not properly educated?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RAWR!!!!!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re in Oregon, right? Oregon hot is a special kind of unpleasant.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think Owl is in Montana?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I always knew!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Idapimp!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Eastern WA
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Can also be quite unpleasant.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh, yes.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes; yes, indeed.
Eastern Washington is in the “rain shadow” of the Cascades mountains, and so is very dry. In the west, right under the mountains, average rainfall is about 4 inches; over east in the Palouse, it’s a soggy 16". Where we are it’s about 10". The result is a desert-like climate (defined, I believe, as any climate where the daytime and night-time temperatures differ by 50° or more). We get short but often very hot summers, and usually mild but sometimes Arctic winters. One night a winter or two ago it was 30 degress below zero, and we sometimes have peak summer highs over 100°.
But, as noted upthread, we designed our house all solar, and don’t even have a furnace (though we do have a wood-burning masonry heater); we did add central air, but it wasn’t exactly unliveable without it (we waited 3 or 4 years before installing it).
To be more exact about the location:
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
There was supposed to be an image there.
But I, at least, am not seeing it.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Link works… no picture though.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird.
As if anyone cares, the image link was:
http://owlcroft.com/owlcroft/world.html
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Your house is enormous.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Actually 32 x 104, living space 32 x 64 (2,048 sq. ft.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Office OT: I have no idea what temperature it is outside
I have been in an office all day. Thermostat says 73.
May have to venture out later to get dinner while working late.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I thought they lost to the Mavs
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Rowy and miggy 3rd and 4th on the team in PA's
Ew..
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
cream rises to the top
or is that curds?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, it's . . .
. . . turds sink to the bottom.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
And now for the crying. . .
From Baggs:
Two days ago, Bruce Bochy said it’s getting to be time to make a decision: Vets or kids? Well, Miguel Tejada and Bill Hall are in. Brandon Crawford and Emmanuel Burriss are out. Vets it is.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Meh
I would have taken Crawford over Miggy and Hall over Burriss.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
oh yeah, totally. At least with Hall, we haven’t grown to hate him yet, so play him until we do.
Crawford at least will give you flashy defense… how many grounders/plays would Crawford make that Miguel won’t tonight? Over/Under is 3. I choose over.
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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m fine with Hall starting over Burriss. Burriss is terrible.
The other one is pretty irritating, but it’s not like Crawford can hit either.
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Miggy is actually hitting better but defensively awful.
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Crawford can't hit but
Tejada starting at SS and his ungodly slow foot speed and cement glove more than make him the much worse choice.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Miggy has an OPS of .750 last 7 games so maybe there is some light at the end of the tunnel (hello truck!)
Crawford is very good defensively but a .565 OPS is hard to keep in the lineup. Also, I think the book is out on Crawford. (.389 OPS in his last 34 PAs)
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True but
For every hit that helps us win a game by tejada (can’t remember the last one) there will be 3-4 plays he fails to make a game that crawford would have made. Maybe it won’t be 3-4 every game but tejadas defense at short is just so horrible it will nullify his scarce game changing hit.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGH
STOP CITING MICROSPLITS
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I mean, seriously. I’ve consumed one beer in the last 20 minutes. By midnight, I’m on pace to have consumed 13 beers. That will probably not happen.
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You say that now. The Giants game hasn’t even started.
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I wonder what the “book” says on Crawford, anyways. He hits breaking stuff, so maybe pitch him away?
A hit saved is a hit earned, and Crawford saves a hit or two a game.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
this +1000
With someone like madbum pitching there’s a good chance that could be as many as 6 or 7 a game.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
“past a diving falling Miguel Tejada”
Bum induces alot of grounders to SS, what Bork is thinking letting him play SS I do not know.
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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Chone Figgins and Adam Dunn would like to speak with you.
My understanding is that Dan Uggla is right outside as well.
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tell them I’m gone for the day, please. you’re doing a great job, kiddo
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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Burriss should not be on the roster at all. I just don’t like that Bochy seems to have settled in on Tejada.
Crawford may not be able to hit (neither can Tejada), but his defense tends to be better.
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Tends to be better?
That’s like saying schierholtz tends to be a better defender than jose guillen.
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oh, man… 3 hours swimming and sunbathing… life is so good…
Poll: do the Giants win tonight?
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All I know about the Twins is that they have terrible record and Joe Mauer, and Mauer’s been injured all season.
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and Joe Nathan… yeah, Joe Nathan — we’re supposed to be pissed off about something regarding him, right?
He Who Shall Not Be Named.
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He’s like the Voldemort of double plays.
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“We really feel that AJ brings a veteran presence to the team that’s been sorely lacking,” Bochy said. “There’s nothing that stiffens a clubs resolve like having an experienced glove behind the plate. We’re gonna win a lot of games with him in our lineup.”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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I would literally shit if AJ became a Giant again. Literally. All over the place.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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That almost makes getting AJ worth it.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
is Vogelsong signed through 2012? Someone posted something saying that, and if true, would be great. Could save a good amount of money in the offseason if he at least keeps pitching fairly well.
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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s under team control.
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good to know. I honestly can’t expect him to keep his 1.80 ERA up, but so long as it’s under 3.50 (or even 4) he’s a great addition. Now to find a way to rid ourselves of Zito or Sanchez….
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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Grantland has been interesting so far. Some of their articles are fantastic (like the one linked to here); some of their articles are meandering nonsense.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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Today's Chuck Klosterman piece about MORP was some stoned half-assery if I've ever seen it.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 21, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had to pick one man in world as a no-doubt stoner, it would be Chuck Klosterman.
I was just about to start reading that article.
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Grantland would have been in David Foster Wallace’s wheelhouse.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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In one of his books he makes a disctinction between pot people and coke people and states that he’s definitely a pot person. Although, his description of the first time he tried coke was pretty hilarious.
WWRWD?
Pot people forget they have your stuff and walk away. Coke people just walk away with your stuff.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was stupid.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It was like something that Bill James might try and do but without any of the effort.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So I am beginning to suspect that the Indians pitching isn’t all that great.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
Sanchez for Choo Choo
or Cabrera
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Never thought it was all that special
The got a lot of love when the season first started but they got a 3 game series against us soon to boost the morale again.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
There ERAs will skyrocket against the giants
we will tack on at least 0.01 points
We need to clone Buster Posey!
Keith Law is happy
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All verbs associated with Mat Latos should be replaced with the word ‘smug’ (adjust for tense and so on). For example: “Latos smugged down the mighty Adrian Gonzalez..”
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He smugged the shit out of that thing.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And Latos has smugged the bases loaded!
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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
they’re natural rivals. Didn’t you know?
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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
FANS DEMAND THESE MATCHUPS!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
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by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Just watching the scene from Love of the Game
where Chapel realizes he’s throwing a perfect game.
The baseball scenes in this movie are top notch.
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WTF kind of flash mob is that guy participating in anyway?
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
That was pretty funny
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I know it’s section 122 Not so sure about the rest: row 23? seat 15&16? or something like that…
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That Giant Kid is Great!!!
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