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What I was trying to ape was the something like Grantland's oral history of the National, but I think I failed. Well, too late to write something else! This is the oral history of the vicious, epic rivalry between the San Francisco Giants and Minnesota Twins. The two teams have played two series, with each team winning three and losing three, and no one's life every really being the same. This is certainly not the kind of series that makes you think, "Really, interleague play? This is what you have to offer?" Nope. Not at all.

And now, on to the oral history of baseball's greatest rivalry:

Star-divide

June 3, 2003

Damian Moss - The time I gave up six earned runs to the Twins reminds me of the multiple times I gave up six earned runs to other teams. Those are the kinds of games that make you want to crawl right into your mother’s pouch and hide.

Joe Mays - It was neat to play the Giants after growing up, hearing my uncle’s stories and feeling like I was a part of the franchise. I looked forward to this game.

Johan Santana - I gave up a single to Neifi Perez when I came in the game as a reliever. I remember the pitch I threw -- a split-fingered temporal anomaly. It just kind of hung in the zone, disrupting space and time. Rick (Anderson, pitching coach) gave me hell for that, and I don’t think I ever threw one again.

Joe Mays - Then I found out that my uncle wasn’t really the Willie Mays, and he never even played baseball. He wasn’t even my uncle -- just some guy who would wander by when we forgot to lock the gate to our backyard.

Damian Moss - And so I said, "That’s not a rosin bag ... this is a rosin bag" with an exaggerated accent.  Everyone laughed the first six times.

Joe Mays - I found this all out last year, well after I retired. This explains why there wasn’t some sort of ceremony for me and my uncle when I was there. Later that week, I found out I was white.

Star-divide

June 4, 2003

Felipe Alou - I remember this game as if it were yesterday. It was the one where I warmed up a bunch of relievers for no reason while I looked like I’d rather be somewhere else.

A.J. Pierzynski - You know how when you look at a map of the world, and Pangea just makes sense? Like, South America just looks like it fits into Africa? That’s kind of how it was when I saw Stan Conte’s crotch. I looked at it, looked at my knee ... and it just fit. I don’t believe in destiny, but I saw something magical that day.

Barry Bonds - Wait, you want me to remember something about the time I won a game in the ninth? Narrow it down, junior.

Jerome Williams - LaTroy Hawkins gave up a double to Richie (Auilia), and I remember thinking, man, this guy suuuuucks. Fastballs, string-straight, right down the middle. I should have just retired after the trade. That was nature’s way of telling me to retire.

Star-divide

June 5, 2003

Jim Brower - I pitched three innings that game.

Felipe Alou - I hated Jim Brower.

Jim Brower - Not sure why I threw three innings, really.

Felipe Alou - Smug punk.

Jim Brower - I mean, the rest of the bullpen wasn’t tired.

Felipe Alou - Didn’t win a World Series, but I did grind Jim Brower down into a fine powder.

Jim Brower - That was a fun season!

Felipe Alou - He looked just like Jim Duffalo, and that guy never gave back the book I lent him in '63. So screw Duffalo, and screw Brower.

Star-divide

June 14, 2005

Jesse Foppert - That was one of my last games in the majors.

Brian Sabean - I looked at Dick Tidrow after smoke started coming from Foppert's elbow, and said, "Well, there goes our last hope."

Jesse Foppert - I remember after the surgery, Felipe had me warm up a couple of times, just in case. I don't think that helped.

Brian Sabean - And Tidrow looked at me and said, "No. There is another."

Star-divide

June 15, 2005

The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry's Arm - Groarrrwwwwlwllwwwl!

Scott Munter - Mmph.

The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry's Arm - Grrgghwwwwlwllwwwl!

Scott Munter - grunt

The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry's Arm - chomping sounds

Scott Munter - mumble

The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry's Arm - chomping sounds

Scott Munter - sinker

Star-divide

June 16, 2005

Adam Shabala - You want to talk about what?

Jeff Fassero - This game reminds me of pudding.

Adam Shabala - Yeah, you have the wrong guy. I never played baseball.

Jeff Fassero - Wednesday is pudding day.

Adam Shabala - Certainly not at the major-league level.

Jeff Fassero - Pudding hurts my teeth.

Adam Shabala - No, wrong guy. Let's see, I was in the Peace Corps in 2003 ... I spent most of 2004 working on the rubber plantation ... but in 2005 I was ... uh ... wait, maybe I did start that game.

Jeff Fassero - Don't you get it? I'M OLD.

Adam Shabala - Well, I'll be.

Jeff Fassero - JACK MCKEON JOKE

Felipe Alou - I REMEMBER JACK MCKEON'S FIRST GAME IN THE BIG LEAGUES, THE LITTLE SCAMP

Jeff Fassero - LOL

Felipe Alou - I WAS TOLD THERE WAS PUDDING?

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Well done

I hate interleague play.

by lexluth7 on Jun 21, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

What you did there.

I see it.

Those are the kinds of games that make you want to crawl right into your mother’s pouch and hide.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jun 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant is Christopher Robin.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

PENGUIN NOISES

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jun 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what the Dons’ song is, but I believe it involves Jesse Foppert and Scott Cousins.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and Ralph Amici.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a second. THEY DROPPED THE ZORRO GUY FROM THE LOGO??

then what’s the point??

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

andale

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

On to victory
We’re out to win today here’s why
For the Green and Gold
The Dons are going in to do or die
Win or lose today
We’re going to try and try the same old way
And with all our might
We’re gonna fight, fight, fight
Fight, fight, fight
On to victory!

by Fulton Street on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lulz

nerdslug

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

nerdhipsterslug

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what you guys look like?

What do they look like, Jimmy?

11/1/2010

by HughG16 on Jun 21, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE'RE FUM-LAMING AND CURTIS GRANDERSON WENT TO US!

My undergrad alma mater doesn’t even have a mascot.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And my current university invented the tomahawk chop…sigh.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's go Violets!

Or maybe that’s jctgamer.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

just down the street

The New School. Where we have a similar relationship to NYU as is expressed between Berkeley and Stanford elsewhere in this thread, except that neither is a public university.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought of New School having much to do with NYU, but maybe that’s because I always thought it was the eastern branch of New College of CA.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha. Yeah. No. The New School goes back to WWII!

Probably NYU doesn’t even notice the New School’s existence most of the time. But my roommate junior year resented the hell out of NYU and its students.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine so

I had a Japanese extension class and IIRC my teacher was a prof at the New School.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fiat slug!

Proud adoptive father of Kendry Flores

by druncan on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roar!! Or something.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bear down!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BEARS!

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, no, not me. I got accepted.

by Oren Kreps on Jun 21, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

I got accepted, too. I chose to go to Cal because it’s the same education for half the money.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

This sounds like a University that would be FUN.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Lars is the dean

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Propellor commencement!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one ever graduates

We just tired of you then move your shit out of your dorm when you’re off getting drunk.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The propellering program is impacted.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

I got accepted, too. I chose to go to Cal because it’s the same better education for half the money.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I’m not smart enuff!!!

/fetches your Fair Trade coffee

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You see, I studied Chemical Engineering at the University of California, Berkeley.

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/rankings/engineering-doctorate-chemical

And it is a superior education, at less than than 1/4 the price offered at the neighboring Stanford University. On top of that, my girlfriend at the time also chose to attend the University of California, turning down Yale. For the exact same reason.

Paying 2600 per semester for tuition for the 2nd best program in the world is a much better bargain than 26,700 per year at Stanford University (going rate at the time).

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My UC degree . . .

 . . . broke the $200 per quarter barrier during my senior year. And there were organized protests with signs and chants and stuff.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 21, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did you guys have to saddle the dinosaurs, or did they have those carriages?

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd and all

but I think the math is not the same, so much, these days. Sadly.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still about a third of the price.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a good trend.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, but state budget.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

For in state students, current rate is still less than half of the price offered at Stanford.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I'm arguing their side!

How about including the students they don’t charge at all?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford comps a whole lot of tuition.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I heard

something like half the entering class, but I don’t really pay much attention.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister received a full ride to Cal, including room and board, as well as one year exchange student in Japan. It happens at Cal too.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But your sister was a very good student

by nataku on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yeah. That’s kind of the pre-requisite for chancellor scholar

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

us lowly 3.3 gpa engineering students gotta pay for our own tuition ;x

by nataku on Jun 21, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

my Ex also got scholarship for Cal, not full ride though. She graduated in 7 semesters with a 3.9 in EECS.

It was insane.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't even bother applying to Stanford

Wouldn’t be able to afford it and I didn’t want to put that burden on myself or my parents. Happy with my four years of education at Cal for my mechanical engineering degree.

by nataku on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Stanford grad, and I think it’s pretty ridiculous the way they’ve raised their prices. When I started 6 years ago, tuition was a mid 40s. Now it’s nearly 60K per year. It was way out of control a long time ago. I really hope they realize at some point that they’re pricing out most of the country.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope they realize at some point that they’re pricing out most of the country.

Hasn’t this been the M.O. of private secondary educational institutions for a while now? Crank up prices for the fraction of people that can afford it, and cut financial breaks for exemplary students that won’t necessarily be able to pay full price for their education?

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford waives tuition for those making less than $100,000

and allegedly, they draw blind. Meaning they do not look at parents income when deciding upon applicants. Amazing what multi-billion in endowments can do for a University.

by lexluth7 on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing what multi-billion in endowments can do for a University.

This makes it sound like Stanford does 5 Million boob jobs a year.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they did you know you would have went there.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you know what? If your parents make even 150,000/year (well above average, right?) there’s no way they can afford to pay 60K/year for 4 years. Unless they’ve been saving for a long, long time. And if you’ve got 3 kids? Forget about it.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make over 100K and I can barely pay mortgage on my 2BR condo in Santa Clara.

100K for bay area is barely above poverty line.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right. The Bay Area is pretty out of whack.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a reason that I’m no longer there. Grad student stipends at Cal are awful. Not approaching Columbia-in-the-60s levels, but still awful.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

even

with a 529, saving $5 per month? It really adds up!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I wanted to pay 6 times more in tuition to get the same level of education. But I guess that’s fair if it came with a no-fail policy.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend that attended Stanford told me he was able to drop classes AFTER final exams.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and it goes on your transcript as a W. Pretty sure that most people can figure out what that would mean.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 innings,

left with the lead and it was held?

by Tristram on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Precisely!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank heavens for Shift A. I could skip all this crap.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see what got hidden. Actually, no you shouldn’t.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW I WANT TO SEE IT

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

more howie naked pics
same ole same ole

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was deleted. Something else was hidden.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so a hidden comment you can still respond to, but a deleted one has replies pushed down to the bottom?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deleted comments no longer exist. Hidden ones do.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart, from you.

I hid it in the dresser.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably shouldn’t have said that.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was worried you hid it under the floorboards.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have to now that he knows it’s in the dresser.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted a photo of my goatee tribute to Goofus.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kyle Porter is a bad, bad man.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

As of 7/1/11

I look forward to annoying most of you with our reasonably awesome football squad, women’s gymnastics team, catchy fight song, and…basketball…I guess.

GO UTES!

Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
Yes, I'm kind of a Twit

by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

At least you got stuck in the division with the Arizonan interlopers.

Long live the Pac 8!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Pac-12

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why thank you

The sharp increase in my football and hoops season tickets this year is certainly well worth it. Although I did want to go to Berkeley instead of AT&T for the Utes and the Bears in October…2013 will probably fit my schedule a little better.

Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
Yes, I'm kind of a Twit

by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Mansion!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this year’s starter wasn’t Mansion. I haven’t checked since I read one thing one time, but isn’t it Zach Maynard? Or did Tedford change his mind?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Maynard

but i just like saying Brock Mansion because he sucks

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a promising name, too.

Shoulda played fullback.

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Jun 21, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally wanted him to rule too

I wanted to bring “MANSION IS A HOUSE” sign to the game

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last I’d heard, it was still a three-man race. That was maybe a month ago, though.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maynard was definitely declared the starter at some point.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 21, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Well, that will be interesting, at least. The evil we don’t know.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I too am a Ute Grad

/makesweirdblockUthingwithfingers

Go Utes! and the obligatory BYU SUCKS!

by Daver321 on Jun 21, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think “BYU Sucks” is our school motto. It’s nice to have an identity based on the belittlement of others.

by Daver321 on Jun 21, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have nghtmares

about the beatdown y’all put on my Tide in the Sugar Bowl, but I think was the burr in the saddle that lead to the BCS title the next year.

by Countificus on Jun 21, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we can have some part of a national title at least :)

by Daver321 on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The exposure of John Parker Wilson in that game had to have helped

Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
Yes, I'm kind of a Twit

by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He missed our LT. We looked like we were playing in concrete shoes that game. All of my hater friends bought Utah shirts to torture me with.

by Countificus on Jun 21, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just glad it wasn’t a seven game series.

Any Ute fan that predicted a win was lying.

by Daver321 on Jun 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "U" hand sign everyone does always seemed odd to me

if I had done that 10 years ago most folks at Rice-Eccles or the Huntsman Center would have thought I was on crack.

Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
Yes, I'm kind of a Twit

by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was there, if someone did that, I’d flick a paper triangle football through it. That’s all it meant to anyone back then.

And then Miami comes along and starts calling themselves the “U”. I guess spelling isn’t their strong point.

by Daver321 on Jun 21, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol DII school

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

that’s awesome, I like seeing where people went to school.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching that game

was such a kick in the whatnots. Kaepernick just steamrolled them.

Didn’t have any problems cheering for Nevada against Boise State, tho. Plus, free QB project for new 49ers head coach Jim Hrrrb…

…Harrrrbo..

This could take some getting used to.

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Jun 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL handegg

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bear looks constipated.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jun 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jun 21, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's cool

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a mascot logo for them before.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That. Is. Awesome.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 22, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

After this past weekend...

Beat Someone, even if it is the Twins

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Brower seriously pitched every day

And he looked a little like Johnny Bravo

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Felipe used Brower like Bochy should use Romo

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, maybe a tad less

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact:

Jim Brower was born in Minnesota and attended the University of Minnesota.

He is currently a coach for the Kane County Cougars, where he curses Felipe Alou every time he asks a player to open a jar of peanut butter for him.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threw 100 innings in 51 appearances in '03

Then 93 innings in 89 games the next year. Poor guy.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed every moment of this farce.

Oh, I meant Grant’s post (TWSS), and not the Giants’ season.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Minnesota’s on a seven game win streak, which can only mean that they’re do for a loss, naturally. We got ’em right where we want ’em!

Also, have there any new rumors about that re-alignment plan that would always have one inter-league series going on?

by Seasick fish on Jun 21, 2011 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, We played Minnesota before?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

the rich corinthian leather legacy of interleague play has really compounded over the years. It reminds me of the time I got a ticket to a Giants-Jays game for $2 and fell asleep in the stands. Excitement!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

And Tidrow looked at me and said, "No. There is another."

That is the unquestioned winner.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, an animated sequence.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What if I came here for news speculation intern tweets about Max Ramirez?

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

This was pretty funny, Grant.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

When I saw Grant talk about Joe Mays's uncle telling stories about the Giants, I assumed he was referring to his relative Carl Mays, who did play for the GIants

On that note, Carl Mays should be in the Hall of Fame, although of course that’ll never happen.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This was very close to a jcb post. Almost fooled me.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

side note

the Giants came very close to moving to Minneapolis before they came here

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/Griffith’d

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minneapolis, Toronto, St. Petersburg. Has any team ALMOST moved to as many cities as the Giants?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moving to Russia, then the USSR, would have been daring. White nights!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Killed the czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heart, don’t fail me now
Courage, don’t desert me
Don’t turn back now that we’re here!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I am reading this at my wife’s orientation at Fresno State. Trying to muffle laughter is pretty hard. The Alou hate of Brower was amazing.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jun 21, 2011 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

But, wasn’t it actually love?

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a thin line

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a thick line, but transportation from one side to the other it is very efficient.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Brower looked like a super hero. How could you not love him?

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I not remember Joe Mays?

Did he only face the Twins or something?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The 2005 series had the game where they almost beat Johan Santana, right?

I remember turning that on right when the Giants added a run to increase their lead: “Cool! They might actually beat the best pitcher in the league!” And then they didn’t.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This quote transcends years
I remember turning that on right when the Giants added a run to increase their lead: "Cool! They might actually beat the best pitcher in the league!" And then they didn’t.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jun 21, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, even more generally:
I remember turning that on right when the Giants added a run to increase their lead: "Cool! They might actually beat the best pitcher in the league!" And then they didn’t.

Chuckie Jones: soon to make Salem-Keizer look like Child's Play.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A preview of a Twins/Giants series without mentioning The Trade That Shall Not be Named?

Bravo my friend. Bra-the fuck-vo.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jun 21, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I must admit...

I was looking fwd to playing the Twins in 87.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO SOON!

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tweet from @BattingStanceG
2 stadiums ago this Twins-Giants matchup was a CandyM, Oquendo & Hammaker catch/hit/pitch away from 1987 World Series.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRIZZLY ELLEN!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I laughed at a lot of this

Particularly this

Barry Bonds – Wait, you want me to remember something about the time I won a game in the ninth? Narrow it down, junior.

And all of this:


June 15, 2005

The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry’s Arm – Groarrrwwwwlwllwwwl!

Scott Munter – Mmph.

The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry’s Arm – Grrgghwwwwlwllwwwl!

Scott Munter – grunt

The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry’s Arm – chomping sounds

Scott Munter – mumble

The Gremlin That Lives Inside Noah Lowry’s Arm – chomping sounds

Scott Munter – sinker

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I hate you block format

You exist only to make me look stupid.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blockquote trick:

Within the block, all “blank” lines need something on them; a single blank space suffices. Without it, the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious SBN software “helps you out” be deciding that you wanted to end the block there (regardless of what text you had highlighted.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's hoop earrings.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

quote fáil

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s really no point in pointing it out after I already did.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but my computer is slow so I didn’t see your pointing it out.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you could just stop running around correcting other people’s writing

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's young

He should be running around. Kids need more exercise.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grammar police should be legal.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Illegal?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds fine to me

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grammar police suppression!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

F THA GRAMMAH POLICE

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually kinda serious on that one, but whatever

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

format fail

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s really no point in pointing it out after L Person already did.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

but this was already pointed out – there’s no point in pointing out that it was pointed out earlier either

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my head L Person is the Earth-2 El Person.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of which, for some reason a spoiler made the news today that ultimate spiderman dies soon

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been hearing rumors for a while now about that

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was indeed epic.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sort of hot today.

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jun 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe the ball will actually carry, and the Giants will score a run.

by Oren Kreps on Jun 21, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if the ball is carrying, the Giants are the least likeliest team of the two to get it out of the yard.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did all the people from the thread that I was on just 2 minutes ago go?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This is like a new shift of people I have to amuse!

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

pre-emptive

LOL GIANTS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey, 99 degrees now

It’s climbing!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank goodness you are still here - talkin bout the weather -- I thought McC had changed people completely.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

All these strange people keep showing up, I’m scared.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, who you callin’ people.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not you!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like going from party to party… He did you hear about the guy that robbed a bank for a $1 ???

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is he never got the $1.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell us what he won, Turf_Toe_ !!

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a long story, but he decided to rob a bankfor $1, go to jail, get healthcare in jail, including surgery(s), R&B for 2yrs, get out in time for his SS checks to start kicking in, and move to the beach!

Best part maybe the mug shot of “man with a plan” found on Yahoo main news.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

at what beach can you afford to live on SS?

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belize

and it’s only…$109,000.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really
The Placencia Peninsula

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

CNN Story

The logic, he told the news station, was to get a three-year sentence so he can get out of jail then collect Social Security and then later live in a Myrtle Beach condo.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess having no decent hitters and a manager who doesn't use the few they have

beats having managers who blow up so many prospective arms. Right?

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

A Farewell to Arms

The Dusty Baker Story

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short term, no; long term, yes.

But can we have a third option, please?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants could use a Justin Morneau-type hitter.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants could use a Justin Morneau-type hitter.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE ZITO FOR A JUSTIN MORNEAU-TYPE HITTER

WHY NOT TRADE BUMGARNER FOR A BANGER STUD?

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What good would an English Sausage do the Giants ? They need hitters, not sausage.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you like a banger in the mouth?

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love eating tubes of meat. I try to restrict myself to the ones that are nitrate-free, but it’s hard.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scientists Flesh Out Plans to Grow (and Sell) Test Tube Meat

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the meat made out of poo story?

I’m not clicking it.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we left poo meat in the last thread.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if you insist

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, not eating that.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re missing out, man.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it looks better in the light of day…..

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the other thing?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naan!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing ever gets left in the last thread. Except certain people.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CHOP'd

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by Cody_ransom on Jun 21, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a word….No

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by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot here in the US you say “sausage in the mouth”.

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by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sits back and enjoys his handiwork

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GRENADE!

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by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at the mess you’ve made.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a sticky situation.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and now I have somewhat of a mess on my hands

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by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Seriously, maybe you should consider recording yourself.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously guys, arrested fans,

this should be green.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done.

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by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's awesome

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by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

On what occasion did you draw this?

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daily sketch thing at work

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your Tobias is awesome!

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

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by D4P on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did throw up afterwards.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That blueberry on his forehead looks like a boil.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A complete and total Barf-o-rama.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, you came in at the best time, too, because there was about to be a WAAAAAAY too political subthread in there

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, spoke too soon

That part is still there, unfortunately

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hidden.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

apologies

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by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You, who are not to blame.

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If I end up needing to delete it, I will.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I did manage to control myself from responding.

/pats self on back

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON SUBJECT LINE WTF

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Noah :(

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by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s broken and has fewer ribs

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s de rigueur to be sad when anyone mentions Noah.

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by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAY SUBJECT LINE PLZ

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by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IT WAS DELETED LOL

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by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYONE NEEDS TO REFRESH

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by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

People should really listen to you more often

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one ever listens to me, because they’re too busy running around correcting other people’s posts. ;-)

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by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual LOL

I like you a lot :)

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto! :)

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by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tries to get Lars’ attention

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by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets out the vodka

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sniffs armpit

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by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that one coming from a mile away.

/TWSS

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by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/jumps in pool

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/orders martini

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by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Orders bloody marry

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/orders rye manhattan

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by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orders an “Old Fashioned”

Gawd, I miss Mad Men.

by younghutch on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spring of 2012 ugh

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not pleased by that turn of events.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad I haven’t decided to watch it yet; this cannot anger me.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My timing was abysmal; I finished a few weeks after the last season ended.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly they thought THE KILLING was more necessary.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked The Killing a good bit. I LOVED Rubicon but it didn’t get renewed =(

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the end of The Killing? Because hearing about that made me really glad I gave the show up with half the season left.

(I really liked Rubicon though.)

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by groug on Jun 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew to enjoy Rubicon but the finale wasn’t very good and I was afraid it would start going into truther territory.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently if the show had been renewed it would have been less about Truxton’s Super Conspiracy (which wasn’t the priority of the guy who ended up running the show) and more about the day-to-day at API, which I think could have been really great.

At the very least, I want a spinoff where Kale Ingram becomes Batman and fights crime.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the day-to-day work at API was awesome.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually didn’t mind the end of the Killing. I know people got all bent out of shape over it, but I thought it was an interesting way to end.

But that skanky boy cop is still really creepy. Hard to watch, but I think that’s the intention.

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read an article about that show in USA Today last night, and I suspect I didn’t miss anything.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that many people watch the show and the talent deal(s) they needed to secure before the start of production was pricey. They are paying a pretty penny for a show that is all prestige and no profit.

THE KILLING (awful, dreadful, useless show) and THE WALKING DEAD (hit by even basic cable standards) and, soon, HELL ON WHEELS (awful title) are supposed to pick up the profit slack where MM and BB let them down.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does everyone hate The Killing? Also, I loved The Walking Dead. Haters!

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like The Walking Dead.

It caused me to start reading the graphic novels, which are great! I love ’em!

But The Killing is just completely terrible. It was a bad show (written, directed and, for the most part, acted) that coasted on the AMC brand to earn viewers’ attention. There is no positive takeaway from watching it. Absolutely nothing. I hate it.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was bad.

I wish they’d kept Rubicon. At least the lead was totally hot.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Killing’s lead wasn’t an awful site to behold and could act. She at least looked interesting, even if her character was poorly written.

Rubicon had sub-Terriers numbers.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Terriers, too. I LIKE AWFUL TV

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rubicon was really slow, but it drew me in, and I felt around halfway through the season it got really good.

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s funny because that’s about the time the new showrunner was able to put his/her mark on it. I remember reading that they fired the creator of the show after the pilot, so the new person had to get up to speed. It took a few episodes before that happened.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terriers is fantastic! It sucks that it was canceled, but the numbers just weren’t there. I think that would’ve been my favorite show of this past season had it not been for Game of Thrones.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder why Terriers did so poorly? I enjoyed it, even my wife liked it and I’m sure she wasn’t in the demo for a show like that.

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FX is weird.

That’s the best explanation.

They take a lot of cool risks and it’s weird which ones pay off (Sons of Anarchy).

People blame the marketing and that might have something to do with it, but I think a show like that (a detective show) probably only works best on broadcast because at least you’ll get a big audience. It seems like the niche and the branding of FX hurt Terriers. Nobody knew what it was and they didn’t know what to expect because FX’s brand is sometimes in conflict. It was a light show on a dark network…

I’m rambling because there’s no clear answer. It is definitely a great show, though.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nip/Tuck was unwatchable dreck to me. The Shield was a great show.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The shield is one of my favorite of all time

Probably goes the wire, sopranos, and maybe a deadwood / the shield tie. I might revise that a bit with some more research but I always really enjoyed that show vick mackie just played with role perfectly and every season seemed to get more and more interesting without much cheesy things that normally happen as a show gets saturated.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

but it wasn’t as awful, and I mean AWFUL, as The Killing.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked The Walking Dead and I’m looking forward to next season but I didn’t think it was great. I still haven’t watched the finale of The Killing but I’ve enjoyed it so far.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the finale sucked.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm bullish on WD season two.

It definitely has promise and it seemed to get better as it went along (the pilot excluded, as that was exceptional, captivating, near-perfect TV).

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walking Dead was cool.

And all I really care about is BB.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love em both.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jun 21, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's new promo stuff up on the BB website.

A trailer with actual footage, and some stills. I fucking can’t wait for Breaking BAd!!!

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I just saw it today. Not really that much, but still worth it. I don’t need to see new footage to get excited about that show; that’s how you know it’s great.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slight weapons malfunction

But everything is fine now. Just fine. How are you?

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by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

McC Platinum pays for itself with access to hidden threads!

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by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m posting naked photos in the hidden thread.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you dress a photo?

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by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olive oil. A little salt.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the odds are BORK:BORK

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

…baby, one in five.

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by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaahhh…he’s been swingin’ the bat lately pretty good

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sagan.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sagen'd

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by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, that movie ended.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

What movie were you watching?

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deathly Hallows, Pt. 1

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even for properly being the emotional pit of the series, that movie was too gloomy.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much like the end of Half Blood Prince...

The final 5 minutes were a huge swing and a miss.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never liked Dobby anyway.

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by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang

Harsh. In the books, Dobby plays a more pivotal role outside of the 2nd book/movie.

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by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I hated all that SPEW crap. If he’d been slightly less annoying, it might have worked, but he was that annoying.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, no. there’s a Pt. 2

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never read the books on I’ve only seen the first movie because I was babysitting my little cousins. I actually remember liking the first movie (although I don’t remember much of it) and kinda wanting to see the second one, but then seeing the previews for it where they had giant spiders and saying, “fuck that,”

It looks like the last couple movies have all been shot a twilight in the U.K. because they’re all incredibly darkly lit from the previews.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they definitely filmed this one with a lot of color filters to get that particular dark-green feeling.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So where does that leave you in the series? Almost done and just waiting for the last one, or do you still have 1 or 2 to go?

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’ve read all the books and now I’m caught up in the movies.

I’ll admit with some small regret that I did have to look up whose patronus the doe was when it came up in the movie. Whoops.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Lily, isn’t it?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, hers was a doe. But hers was not the one that leads Harry to the sword. There is another.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, duh.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her secret twin brother, forced to live in a 3rd world country while she got all of the privileges of a princess. He sent the doe, destroys Voldemort, balances out the magical world, and nearly dies in the process. She gets a scratch on her arm & hooks up with a smuggler.

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by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh good. I thought it was a result of the giant green blob on our Sony. It’s bad, but I didn’t think it was that bad.

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was so effin hard to follow along. I’ve read the books, so at least I was aware of the story line. My husband just looked dumbfounded.

But yeah, gloomy.

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this was the first of the movies that I thought was a legitimate mess structurally.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's half of a book, tho.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Order of the Phoenix

I had to read the books after that movie. “WTF did I just watch?”

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plot Hloles.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sweating like a whore in church today.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sweating like a regular person on a hot day.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sweating at all.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Witch!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF HE DROWNS HE IS NOT A WITCH

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have the AC on and the blinds drawn.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you draw blinds really well!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

but can he draw blind?

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tie him to the pyre

And throw the dragon eggs in there, too

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

All she wanted was an omelette.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw water on him!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sitting in an air-conditioned room. Hurrah.

Apparently, though, I need to decide what I’m going to major in and where I’m going to apply by the end of the week. Right now I have no idea.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, though, I need to decide what I’m going to major in

Correcting people.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linguistics is an option, as it happens.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I love about McC — it’s the little things, not the life decisions.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal and Stanford seem popular around here…

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah

Not getting into either of those schools.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pick what you like. If it doesn’t work out for you, don’t blame me.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can always change your major.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently that is not allowed.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Never mind, then.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Poly Sci a popular major for students that don’t really know what major they what to be in?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just always figured it was a major for people who were going to end up in law school anyway

Most if not all of my friends who got Poli Sci degrees wound up in law school.

Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
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by UtahSilverandBlack on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also Communications majors — I never figured them out. Our paths didn’t cross often.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife was a Chem-E

then decided “fuck this shit” and switch to mass communications.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What IS mass communications?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

prayers obviously

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought that was MCB (molecular cell biology)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I do that I’ll die broke and alone without ever having acquired gainful employment.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, so you want to be employed after you graduate. That changes everthing!

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMPUTER SCIENCE YOUNG SUBCONTINENTAL PERSON

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like my parents want that more than I do.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that depends

do you have boobs?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may not work out.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still could

Do you want boobs?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll pass.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

One last chance, have you tried baseball?
Think Zito, Rowand…

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you throw left handed?
Swing at sliders in the dirt?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given that I can’t really hit El Camino League pitching, that might not work.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, what do you want to do with your life? You must decide. Right now. And no do-overs.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is basically what my dad is saying.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything’s a negotiation: Start by telling him you want to take a year off and “find yourself”.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

…then ask him for $5,000.00.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

then find a rock and roll band to follow all over the country

by Countificus on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relax.

Everyone wastes their undergrad.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jun 21, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is finding a secluded place to bury them that is the trick.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps the reference section of the library.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Want to Bury My Undergrad in the Stacks Before I Graduate

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facebook group

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every6thDay Wellemeyer likes this.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Advise: Start drinking heavily.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So backtracking here, what are you considering?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all just bypassed that question, and went directly to correcting his grammar and giving useless advice.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like linguistics and I like history. Math and math-related things bore me. Beyond that, I have no idea.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So barista then.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s actually done this BTW? I think I might be doing that this summer. =/

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister used to do that. Just keep in mind that rude people are rude.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Doesn’t bother me. I was planning on working as a teller but I think I need a bit more cash-handling experience first.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking of applying to my local coffee shop to be a dishwasher/busboy, but I don’t think they let you do just that, you might have to make food too.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, don’t apply at Borders…my insider information tells me that come July they might be going bye-bye.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not surprised. It’s actually a place I wouldn’t mind working either.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It used to be a great place to work, not so much anymore. And apparently they are pretty close to some major sell-off, buy-out, shut down.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t Borders declare bankruptcy already?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what their exact situation is, but I was told today that quite a few of their remaining stores are in danger of being shut.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

declaring bankruptcy and going out of business ain’t the same thing.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I applied to Borders twice, but they didn’t hire me, and it no longer matters!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They knew they’d regret that decision!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see that at a coffee shop, no.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But in a real restaurant I have to know Spanish! Or Chinese.

I should just relocate to eastern Tennessee.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you actually trying to find that type of job right now?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep saying I’m trying to find ANY job, but when faced with the realities of my situation and my bizarre work history …

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And those are?

Unless you prefer to keep it private.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

School:

1- Check processor at university advancement (gifts)
2 – Mac tech support
3 – Dishwasher/cold food station 2
4 – Tech writing intern (9 mos)
5 – Freelance marketing writer (5 years, 1 major client – real estate)
6 – Assistant to my father
7 – Assistant to my aunt

All I’ve ever wanted to do was write books, pursued it singlemindedly all my life, but that’s not a dependable income most of the time.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, there should have been “Out of school” in there between 3 and 4

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever done anything crazy like peruse craigslist?

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the time! I send my resume and a polite, sometimes witty cover letter, and nothing.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 years from now, I envision myself being someone who can offer you some assistance. But until then, I’m sorry. :(

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have some hope

Part of my inheritance was a condo back in the RP that should be worth a nice sum, keep me on my feet for some time, but selling it has been long and difficult.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you looked into technical writers?

A lot of companies hire technical writers to write manuals and stuff. I know my companies hires a few on contract basis.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have; I really think I wrote my resume wrong, or my job history throws up red flags.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight I will be Miss Saigon!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make Natto clean this up again.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowr

Leave room for cream and sugar!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try economics

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and join the ranks of the unemployed!

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

My dad has told me that he wants me to do that. It seems boring. I skip that section of The Economist.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I saw the same thing for a law school not long ago.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't you super smart?

You should condition yourself to like math. Are you interested in any type of sciences?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be really into that sort of thing

I think I know less now about biology and chemistry than I did when I was seven years old, unfortunately. I think baseball math is the only math I have the patience for.

feh

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's what college is for

Everything in HS is easy. I mean, you could always pick a science to major in if you’re unsure, and they’re likely to open up more doors than other majors.

But you could always pick history, communications, english, etc. for a couple years. I just went into business and I’m happy with that, although I was expecting more math which I actually enjoy (weird I know).

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that!

I’ve read your blog.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chemistry! You can do anything with chemistry, such as not chemistry!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad’s organic chem teacher passed him on the condition he never use his chemical engineering degree in earnest.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I certainly am not using mine.

Your Dad sounds just like me. I got a C- in advanced O-chem. Then changed my emphasis from Bio-Engineering to Electronic Materials because I never ever want to take any O-chem ever again.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right. It’s hard shit and not always useful.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ended up managing a paint and glue factory and let the real engineers worry about the engineering. Then he went into sales and marketing to make real money.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

I am in product marketing. When I interviewed I told my second round interviewer that 4.5 years of Chem E has taught me that I didn’t really want to be an Engineer. He liked me enough and offered me a position in his group (marketing).

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that

was a felony, but maybe the advanced chemistry helped in designing ink that wouldn’t run.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So would it be shaming the family name if you just got a general or liberal studies undergraduate degree? That way you can take all kinds of different classes. You never know when a topic or teacher will come along and inspire you. Then you can concentrate on something more specific for grad school?

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve mentioned that, but I’ve never gotten a clear answer either way. I’ll try again.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Sorry for Party Rocking is awesome.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanley Ramirez needs a change of scenery

Sabez…. get on that, STAT!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Get er done Sabez

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe McKeon is just that savvy.

Sabes could go ahead and bite. He’s done weirder things.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - Drinking in the hot temps/sunshine.

What’s yer poison?

I had a couple Salty Dogs on Sunday and was pleased.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

White Trash Margarita

(Corona over ice w/lime)

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewwwwwwwww.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to keep that in mind when I’m in Arizona for the All-Star Game in a couple of weeks. 112 degrees!! GAH!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Margarita. Lame, I know.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not lame, if on the rocks, no salt.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No salt ftw! Also, rocks ftw!

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No salt = good
Salt = taking my travelers checks to a competing resort

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES, Corn. This is exactly how I drink them.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s not lame cause I’m drinking them too.

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have been planning to get together for margaritas forever. We need to make this ish happen!

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?! Then we can get tipsy and ogle baseball players in shorts, lol!

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I please come along?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bring the vodka and Tortured can bring the Odwalla

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll leave my husband at home.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHORTS

OMG, you guys, Shane Loux in shorts is… I can’t even really talk about it, it was so good.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have pictures.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and I will tell you all of my secrets!

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

my sister & I created a “butt calculus” stat card once.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Jose Cruz Jr. was on that list. I remember being in high school and sitting in the bleachers with my friend and being mesmerized by his butt before the game.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh most def.

I was sad when the Giants canned him, despite the obvious reasons.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sad when the Giants canned him

Because then you missed his can?
/tip the veal

I loved JCjr – didn’t care about the avg, just loved watching him patrol RF. Until…well…

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was fun to watch

until he wasn’t.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was fun to listen to...until he wasn't

I was without television at the time and was listening to the game on the radio. Miller sounded incredulous.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man i’d drink a pitcher or three of margaritas right now. It’s cursed days like this in SF that I wish La Rondalla was still open.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drinking with the vermin. Good pitchers at Puerto Allegro as well.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Margarita. Lime, I know.

Yes, yes…yes, you do!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corona, lemonade, iced tea, margaritas, ice water, long island iced tea – any of those will do.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that Limeade that Odwalla makes.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I, but I gotta dilute it with water or it’s too sweet

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

or vodka.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marry me.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't think you swung that way.

Plus, I’d have to ask my husband.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Calls Showtime

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any hotter in here…

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

…………. aaawwkkwwaaarrrdddd.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pours vodka

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"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t, really, and I’m guessing he’d at least give the idea careful consideration, but I’d settle for beig your drinking buddy, lol.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds great to me.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thought Tortured was a guy

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Dear? This hot creole college girl wants to be my lesbian lover. Do you object?”

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Tortured: “Pics or gtfo”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/posts Creole_dancing.gif

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the accursed image that we’ve been saving for a win?

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope that does it then!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST A GLANCE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus has dark arms

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not the only thing.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ain’t all.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But wait, there’s more!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see the other things.

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not Maeby Funke.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet Tea or cheap beer like Coors.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican Coke

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a girl in our wow guild whose father was a Mexican drug lord.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

no surprise there

There’s nothing that game doesn’t contain, especially them hardcore pve guilds.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We also had a girl from Saudi Arabia that shows us pictures of her camels.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

smoking is so bad for you.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey, those are some nice camels you have there.”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Thanks, I just shaved them!’

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. Saudi Arabia allowed people on WoW?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP TRYING TO INCITE HFCS DEBATES

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swear to Dog

I read this as:

STOP TRYING TO INCITE HFCS DIABETES

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yes. I gotta make a Costco run. The weather is right for the mexican coke!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the “drink of the month” for my company, so the fridge is full of them.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iced coffee, beer, margs, mai tais (poolside starting Friday!)

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm...Iced Coffee

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by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_18311882?nclick_check=1

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much exactly does Whee cost?

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d go…but that’s a long drive for a coffee. Even with those outfits.

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by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

vapors

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a can of V8 with me that I’ll probably drink sometime.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A nice, hoppy pilsner.

Victory Prima Pils, or even Harpoon’s summer beer.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell or High Watermelon is about the most refreshing beer in the world of all time ever.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Jun 21, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pacifico with lime when I have it

Cool water right now

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snarky Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Yes! To make them feel better about their own hitters. RT @nventmatt Any reason the Giants should look at Jorge Cantu?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Jorge

cannot

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Usually you want to pick up a player who is either good defensively or offensively. And then there’s Cantu.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already have one of those

He’s been starting everyday and hitting 2nd all season and I haven’t checked but might lead the team in PA’s.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, apparently there is a Max Ramirez fanshot now.

Who knew that Ellen was so quote worthy?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s kinda, um, unpleasant sometimes.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that right? I’ve never heard of her before today.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

-
ellenfool Ellen Ward
Twitter: a place where cheap bloggers get all their material and take full advantage of copy & paste button. #dontbelieveanythingyouread
21 hours ago

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of her stuff is fine. But she has no filter. When she told people to shut up when they complained about the Giants being swept by the A’s the other day, I was not impressed. When she basically called Baggs a bullshitting hack, then I was even less so. Then slamming bloggers with a broad brush . . . . well. . . . .

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Public Relations!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much offense to all those this affects:

I’ve never seen/heard/experienced anything/anyone pleasant from Fresno.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful

scout_6 and walkoffbaltimorechop are from there

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know – that’s what cracks me up. She touts herself as working for media relations for the Grizzlies, but she doesn’t seem to really have a good sense of what makes for good relations.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what makes good relations.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh THAT's who you're talking about

Eh, I like her, but that’s partly because I like that a lot of the people I follow on twitter have no filter. I do understand what you’re saying, though I missed what actually happened.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind no filter. But she does seem rather full of undeserved self-importance.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is the new Judy.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, you spend enough time working a job like that where you get to meet and be friendly with so many player and personnel you sometimes have a difficult time not taking things personallly. I have a couple of friends who do the same thing. I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I at least understand where it’s coming from. She’s at least wise to put on her twitter that her comments are hers and don’t reflect those of her employer.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like she might be pretty young. Not that it’s an excuse, but it might be a reason.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t need a snot-nosed kid to tell me to shut up about being pissed about being swept by the A’s and their AAA pitchers (and I didn’t even tweet about it!). And to see her bag on Baggs was laughable.

She’s young, sure. Hopefully she outgrows the stupid.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Sorry. I wasn’t trying to excuse her at all. I was more saying she’s immature, which comes across in her tweets.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Not aimed at you. I was looking at her tweets again, and thinking she was an ass.

Didn’t mean to sound like I was arguing with you – more like emphatically agreeing.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUIT FIGHTING YOU TWO

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ALWAYS HURT THE ONES YOU LOVE

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay, gotcha. She sort of came out of nowhere, and has taken over Twitter. I think the Grizz might want to pull her back a little. They obviously don’t know what she’s doing.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they had a few last week

but they were down to GA.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

If I want to go, I’d probably need to leave now. Eh I’ll stay

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by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I ended up being able to go

but chickened out of trying to get to MOD in time for the game. 580 is not fun on weekday evenings.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah for sure.

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by Gobroks on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez:
The ballpark is definitely much better than Petco

lulz

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Because fans of the home team actually show up?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because, DINGERZZZ

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 21, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ignorant East Coast writer

Some ideas for reconfiguring Major League Baseball

I moved the A’s into the NL West so the Giants would have a natural rival for more than interleague play.

It’s not like they have a natural rival or anything!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah but I get tired of playing the D-Backs.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adding the A’s-Giants rivalry to sports would give sports two rivalries: The Yankees-Red Sox™ and the A’s-Giants.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jun 21, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That article is just full of ECB and shitty ideas!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he put the Braves into the NL Central

Uh….okay? Because what baseball is really missing from its glory days is the Braves being in a wholly illogical division.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Atlanta is much further west than Pittsburgh

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

I was thinking Toronto (which he put in the NL East) was west of Atlanta, but apparently Toronto is further east than I thought.

Anyway, I really, really, really see no point in realignment.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Reno is much further west than Los Angeles

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

also true!

I believe that San Diego is about the same longitude as Spokane, WA.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a witch!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun fact

I live in Florida – a three hours’ drive from the western end of the panhandle – but I live almost as far west as Chicago. Drive about half an hour west, and you’re in the central time zone.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that because of the 2000 election.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

The Far East is to the Far West

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Florida looks like a dong.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would you know what that looks like?

/hidden penis

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true

Also, our state capitol is the most hilariously phallic building ever, even coming equipped with handy testicles:

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way, this is about the tallest "hill" in Tallahassee

People here think it’s a VERY hilly town. Freaking Floridians.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they run you out of town on a rail for besmirching their city.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must begin incorporating besmirching into my vocabulary more often/

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not more than 345 feet. My brother lives along Tucker Grade in south Florida. It’s as flat as a turd in the hot sun.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to Wikipedia

The highest elevation is 203 feet.

That is hilly by Florida standards, but that’s because Florida is really really flat.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Britton Hill is Florida’s highest point, at 345 feet ASL.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

several thousand/hill/Florida

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

a/s/l

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the conflict?

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

see jcb9’s comment above. I’ve seen the 203 number on a few sites before also.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

203

is the highest elevation in Tallahassee, not necessarily Florida.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

my initial comment, regrettably, was ambiguous on this point

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Las Vegas to Phoenix is an "easy" drive for a baseball game.
Hey, people, relax. I’m moving the no-shot-in-Tampa-Bay Rays to Las Vegas. You get a dynamite team as a geographical rival. It’s an easy drive and you can legally bet on the games. Just ask Pete Rose for directions to the best sports books.

Umm….how many baseball fans currently drive 6 hours to see their team play in another stadium, and how often?

Curious. San Diego is basically the same 6 hours away and I don’t know any DBags fans who go out there specifically to see the DBags play the pAAAds.

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by Cody_ransom on Jun 21, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the East Coast everything is an easy drive!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

For reference, the distance from Phoenix to Las Vegas is the same as the distance from Philadelphia to Rochester.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got to give him the benefit of the doubt here..

It does say, “Arizona Diamondbacks” he might think they play in Bullhead City.

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by Cody_ransom on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

good idea, just what the nation’s most devastated economy needs!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But let’s start at the top with the National League East: Phils, Mets, Blue Jays, Nationals, Pirates.

LOL.

Philledelphia writer removes Marlins and Braves and replaces them with Pirates and Blue Jays.

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by Cody_ransom on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don't dislike the Twins and the Mariners

and a few other teams… but also, I don’t want them to beat my Giants.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa there

Calm down. There’s no need for that type of language.

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by ResDog on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize let me just add.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

here here.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Today is a great day .....

Rebecca Black finally removed “Friday” from Youtube.

/cue Angelic choir.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You are WAAAAY behind. That was forever ago.

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i apologize.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Friday, Friday

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s not.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

a few days ago

but on the good side, it’s rebecca black’s birthday, fun fun fun fun

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I never heard it. Not a single note.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS LINE!!!

WOO!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/writes terse note

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup

Torres cf, Tejada ss, Sandoval 3b, Huff 1b, Ross lf, Schierholtz rf, Hall 2b, Whiteside c Bumgarner p

by TBRMKane on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

No. 2 Hitter Tejada is back, I see
Hey, no burriss.

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 plate appearances!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WUZ RIGHTE

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce is nothing if not predictable.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nailed it:

He is not predictable, and he is nothing.

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by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary part is

He thinks this lineup gives us the best chance to score runs.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUIT HITTING TEJADA #2

Are you fucking kidding me.

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s really starting to test the deckchairs meme.

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by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Tejada rarely hits the ball hard enough to be doubled up

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also rarely runs well enough to avoid it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tetrasha....

DFA PLZ

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, we could bat Bengie behind Tejada. Tejada’s never on base, so Bengie would never get doubled up!

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight, Miguel will make you eat those words.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hall is a 2nd baseman, but he can’t hit 2nd? WUT?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even before Freddy got hurt it was the worst hitter.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand

Where’s Rowand?

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

squatting somewhere.

hopefully learning how to swing.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waggin'

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by Cody_ransom on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poopin’ & Waggin’
Flyball Shaggin’
Make 12 Mil a year
So I ain’t grocery baggin’

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by iammclovin on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahaha

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by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

at least he’s not putting Rowand and Tejada in the same lineup. Progress, right?

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every lineup will depress me for the rest of the year.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the Giants don't have 6 consecutive easy outs anymore.

Also, Tejada does tend to make contact…

Maybe Torres reaches, steals second, Tejada moves him to third…?

Whiteside is just awful.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

if by "move him to third"

you mean generating a great wind with his strikeouts, pushing Torres along inexorably, then yes.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did Pat do?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to think he’s only on the roster to corral good looking ladies for everyone else on the road.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Struck out that one time.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t hit enough home runs.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-FREDPAT

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like he has a lot of options

except Burrell. Just once, can you play him? Jeeze.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Tejada?

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by Cody_ransom on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, alright.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm listening to this morning's Kuip show

and he’s basically asking (obliquely) why no Burrell?

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

And later, not so obliquely.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he should have asked abdominally

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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another OT: Poor Ryan Dunn .....

at first I thought it was a hoax (being he’s from Jackass and all). i met the guy at a Philadelphia Eagles game once ….. real funny guy. so sad.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, although I actually feel much worse for his passenger. Dude was drunk driving and speeding and killed someone.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

very very true.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

far less Bip, too

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Pavano only has a 3.6 K/9 this season. I would assume more Bip today. :)

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 21, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I WILL MISS ERIC BYRNES SO MUCH

I AM USING CAPS LOCK TO EMULATE THE WAY HE ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE HE’S SHOUTING REGARDLESS OF WHAT HE’S SAYING.

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by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

His voice is pretty funny in the I’m-really-trying-hard-to-sound-gruff way.

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like he’s always talking loudly through clenched teeth.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please. Byrnes is beyond bad.I’m starting to think he’s a method actor, maybe a Daniel Day-Lewis creation.

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a picture of him as a catcher.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Jun 21, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

PC, he has your cap!

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is up with the facial hair?

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY BEARD IS A ROUNDED ARROW AND YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jun 21, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a shell!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how he’s had it for a while now, I think.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that look

If I didn’t know anything about him, I’d think he just got away with something sneaky.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a look of satisfaction and he did get away with something

I am a huge fan of Krukow, but he gets to hang out with the Giants all year. I would wake up every day and get right back on my kness to thank ( insert appropriate diety) that my job was to talk about the Giants.

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by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want him to cook me chicken.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

His beard is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!!!

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sigil of the 12 colonies looks like that too.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Battlestar

Sooooo good

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

for a while, until it started to suck.

they just started a rerun of the whole series on BBC America, if anyone cares.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bears, Beats, Battlestar Galactica.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S A TARP

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I was watching Star Wars IV over the weekend and why the hell does Obi Wan just disappear when Vader kills him?

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why doesn’t he disappear BEFORE he gets killed? Cmon Obi.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jedi trick

Yoda does the same thing when he kicks it.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember that. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the movies.

Also, I love when they are in the trash compactor and the monster things pulls Luke under the water, yet, the rest of the time the water is like ankle deep.

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST ENJOY THE GAME

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by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO THE STORMTROOPERS SUCK AT SHOOTING! THEY MUST SHOOT AT HAN/LUKE/LEAH 1,000 TIMES BUT THEY ALWAYS MISS

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. You try shooting shooting at something a thousand times in narrow Death Star corridors and still miss.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad helmet design

Eyes are too far apart and the plastic is always fogging up.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why it's so brilliant in the Family Guy version of Star Wars .....

First Stormtrooper: Have we actually hit anybody with these guns?

Second Stormtrooper: I hit a bird once!

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t someone get shot once? Like in the arm. Barely.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Leia gets shot in Return of the Jedi outside the shield generator building

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 21, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I was thinking the same thing while watching ROTJ this weekend. It was at the beginning of the movie during the battle at the Sarlac pit. That huge pig-warlock thing set up some mind of mountable laser cannon on top of Jaba the Hut’s cruiser and started shooting at the cruiser Solo was on when he was trying to pull Lando up. He would fire and hit Solo’s cruiser and Lando would slip even further, but he only fired like once every 30 seconds. If I’m pig-warlock I’m going to make it look like a god damn Pink Floyd concert.

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Gamorreans: stupider than your average Dodgers fan.

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be your signature:
If I’m pig-warlock I’m going to make it look like a god damn Pink Floyd concert.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 21, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I had long believed that when a Jedi is prepared for and has accepted death, the body disappears and the soul is allowed to live on in Jedi Ghost form. According to this theory, the organic parts of Vader’s body disappeared on his death and he moved onto ghost form, but, of course, the man was more machine than anything so his metal body was still there for the pyre.

But then Lucas dropped his pants on that theory.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That isn’t right? I am disappoint. Also why Vader can’t use force lightning (barring certain non canon videogames)

by Hyoton on Jun 21, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Episode III, it is revealed that Qui Gon Jin invented the ghost jedi technique to communicate from beyond the grave. His body did not disappear when he died.

Also, Vader can’t use Force Lightning because he’s not actually very good at The Force.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a noob.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just like the old saying goes: It’s not the number of midichlorians making their parasitic home in your ripe, young, hot, humanoid body, it’s how you use ’em.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

also /cry.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cried because I should have used a semicolon.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

the spoiled interesting theories of all those things developed over a wasted youth, flushed down the toilet in 2 hours by Lucas and that fucker Jar Jar.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

To come back as a blue ghost

Luke has to see you die. Science.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
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by ELOOIE on Jun 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Qui Gon.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Qui Gon Jinn

demonstrating the incompetence of the old Jedi Order!

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Force isn’t with us, we couldn’t possibly understand.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Fusion ProGlide

Extremely stupid stunt

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. I’ll stick with the Great Shave Debate.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WET!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRAH!

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/whyisnickswisheronthiscommercial?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WET!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT TV story

So the guy replaced my power supply and motherboard today on my TV that was turning off and on by itself. Now, it had stopped doing that, but I had already scheduled the in-warranty repair so I figured, eh, new motherboard, new power supply.

The minute he left it started doing it again.

I’m fairly convinced it’s related to something in my set-up.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Samsung.

The guy had a long list of similar problem calls.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a Sharp

I turn it on and it turns off by itself, can’t do anything else.

by TBRMKane on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

try dusting the back where the lamp/bulb is located; it might be overheating. that’s what happened to ours.

by City Girl on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s just not much more to any display device beyond the motherboard and power supply nowadays. Screens usually develop lines or lost pixels

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samsung sent out a bunch of TVs with power supply problems. We had a Samsung stop working completely because of it recently.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then the new one has the same problems as the old one!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bummer.

I like the Samsung brand.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had two of them at the time. The other one is still working with no problems, at least.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine is fine, but I did buy an extended warranty for it ($79 on ebay for four more years)

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the same guts, AMIRITE?

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jun 21, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does your neighbor have the same brand of TV? I have 2 Sony’s and can turn off the one in the the back bedroom when I kill the one in the living room

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure — the other neighbor has the back apartment, I don’t know what the new downstairs people have. I do have 2 remotes, the TV one and the one that controls everything including the PS3.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lemme try taking the batteries out of the one remote

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welp, for a while that seemed to do the trick, then it started doing it again. I don’t know why it would start doing it, then stop, then after a complete motherboard and power supply change, start doing it again.

All I did the first time was jiggle the HDMI connector, and the HDMI device wasn’t even ON …

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm, lemme try taking out the 2nd HDMI device … it’s an old Apple TV and is always “on” …

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you have a power strip or surge protector, try taking those out of the equation, and plugging the TV directly into the wall socket.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possible Trades

Surprisingly, no one has mentioned Matt Wieters of the Baltimore Orioles or Hanley Ramirez of the Florida Marlins. The one strength the Giants have is there pitching. What about Sergio Romo for Matt Wieters or Jonathan Sanchez and Sergio Romo for Hanley Ramirez?

by Ney on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh

I’m pretty sure both of those names came up at one time or another.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the last 24 hours

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – no one has mentioned Ramirez or Wieters? Where have you been?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's enough

Maybe throw in Burriss and Schierholtz?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR BARRELS OF POOP!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAP COMMINGLER

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

first comment… sock puppet?

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there pitching

uh-huh.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nay!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Romo for Wieters isn’t going to happen. Think more in the range of Bumgarner.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez for Wieters and some fodder would work for me.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to happen. Sanchez is FA after 2012, the Orioles still control Weiters for a really long time.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring up a good point. Should the Giants pursue Sanchez?

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d let him walk. Too expensive.

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d let him go, too. So this is the year to move him then, right?

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on if the Giants fall out of the race. I can’t see them moving him now.

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by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a pain in my head as I wrote this:

Lincecum
Bumgarner
Cain
Zito
Vogelsong

Doesn’t strike as that much worse that today’s rotation.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Needs more Surkamp and less Zito.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Jun 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if he pitches against himself.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is also a free agent after 2012

Also Freddy Sanchez.

In other words, there will probably be bigger priorities, free agent-wise.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most def need to lock Matty down.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain

Ain’t going nowhere.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain’s the one guy who I do think will be a Giant for the rest of his career.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Tejada too. No I’m serious.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can only hope it’s a short one.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much like Guillen!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose Giant?

/crosses fingers

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt F. Sanchez is a Giant in 2013. Well at least I hope he isn’t.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

point is

It’s a hole in the roster that’ll need to be filled.

Hopefully by 2013, Wheeler will be up.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

full list of free agents in the next two years

After 2011: Miguel Tejada, Cody Ross, Mark DeRosa, Javier Lopez, Mike Fontenot, Pat Burrell

After 2012: Aaron Rowand, Matt Cain, Freddy Sanchez, Jonathan Sanchez, Ramon Ramirez, Santiago Casilla, Ryan Vogelsong

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be really bummed if Cain ever leaves.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will be the day when the Rapture ACTUALLY happens.

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson

by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scan list for Zito

/looks again

/wipes tears from eyes, looks again

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only way he's a Giants is if he learns how to THROW FUCKING STRIKES!!!!

……. sorry, it’s just so frustrating to watch him.

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson

by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Sanchezes look the same!!!!!

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoop! thought you meant the other Sanchez ..... fail.

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." ~Willie Mays
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." ~Earl Wilson

by GIANT stoner on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not trying to be a smartass here… J. Sanchez frustrates me too… but there are a lot of teams out there who would love to have him. We are so spoiled when it comes to pitching.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll get a huge contract as a free agent. I’ll trust Tidrow’s magic instead.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Romo a lot

BUT trading him seems like a good idea… Bochy never lets him pitch..

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trading Romo’s a bad idea because they’ll never get anywhere near the value they deserve, precisely because Bochy never uses him. He’s one of the best relievers in the game, but who would know it?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo has been underused this year to date

But I suspect that changes. He threw a lot last year. bochy still uses him as his 8th inning right handed guy. Its just that he now has Lopez for lefties. Its not a flipping conspiracy and bochy certainly knows how to use a bullpen.

by lexluth7 on Jun 21, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

In reality, Romo should be the 8th inning guy and Lopez and Ramirez should share the 7th inning for RHP/LHP

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aussie aussie aussie!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

they stink, I’m sure their teams will be glad to finally be rid of them.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer talk

Beer list for tonight’s game: 6-pack of Anchor Steam (I can find it here now, yay!), Various bottles from Redhook’s mix pack, and 4-5 bottles of Sierra Nevada’s Wheat beer, which I really liked.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll have a Fuller’s London Pride when I get home from the game.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fullers is quite good!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

Fullers 1845 is probably in my top 3 all time beers.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

just found my long lost Uinta

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you'll be hammered.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was thinking the same thing

17 beers?

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Tejada.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Not

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes for the perfect state in which to watch a Giants game.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steam and RedHook are my everyday’s.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would drink Anchor stuff more often, but it’s expensive out here. Often $10 bucks a sixer.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here, it was a gift.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 21, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One sad Summer evening, I set my six pack of Red Hook ESB on the roof of my car to lock up. When I grabbed said six pack, the bottom lip of the container got stuck on one of the edges of the roof. I ripped it wide open. It felt like I watched each bottle crash to the ground individually and in slow motion.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recently started drinking Newcastle again

Since it was on sale at the store.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m drinking the Blue Moon Summer Honey Wheat

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you a girl?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (more often than I blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Unsung heroes

Walking over to the university center to run a few errands today, I encountered not one, but two (presumably) students sporting Giants on-field caps. It’s such a rare occurrence out here.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Give them high-5s?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first guy caught me by surprise. I was going to say something complimentary to the second guy, but couldn’t figure out a way to make it sound non-creepy.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just pat him on the butt.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need for words.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 21, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that flies in Tennessee as well as it does here.

Except maybe in Nashville studios.

Oh, wait, this is UT? hmm.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to suggest groping him.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I love you.”

“What?”

“Nothing. Never mind. Bye.”

“I love you too…”

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the time he responded you were out of earshot, though.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/heart broken by fic

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Nedroid

It’s the best.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 21, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spent my entire work day yesterday reading through the archives.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one... will have to check it out

Do you read F-Minus? I’m a big fan.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will check it out.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

F Minus

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Preview Fail

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see it

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I am gone for a couple of days

I am laid up with back spasms and a dislocated shoulder, I come back to McC, and the lack of rage here is shocking. I guess we are all a little numb to it now?

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently all the good stuff got hidden.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the numbness to this season and the Bork.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are Freddy Sanchez?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I got the moles removed hahaha.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BACK SPASMS!!!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK YOU AND YOUR ABILITY TO BE MOBILE!

FUCKING WALKING PEOPLE!

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

… buster? is this you?

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

mayyyybe……

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have tennis elbow if that makes you feel better

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yep. I had to quit playing tennis because of my elbow.

I feel your pain there. It pretty much sucks.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, has the Max Ramirez thing been confirmed?

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Yes, CSN confirmed it

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mlbtraderumors
Ramirez has bounced around constantly in 2011. The Rangers designated him for assignment in January and saw the Red Sox claim him. The Cubs claimed him less than a week later only to release him in May. The Astros then signed him, but his stint with Houston was short, as they released him last week.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

he seems to impress everywhere he goes.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

so

LOL JAX? Or LOL Hanchez?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quoth Baggs

“Bochy keeps hunting for any kind of lineup combo that might lead to some runs.”

Unless that combo includes Burrell, of course.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He might want to start with Miguel Tejada NOT HITTING SECOND

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bats Burriss second

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed:

He might want to start with Miguel Tejada NOT HITTING SECOND IN THE LINEUP

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by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Pat do something to piss Bochy off?

He hasnt done anything except pinch hit for a long time

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may have accidentally given Bork’s wife the creepy pat look.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best explanation I’ve heard to date.

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy did marry up.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy really wanted to play the role of The Machine.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one thing I will not Photoshop.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please DO IT

BORK MACHINE!

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

His lineup combo looks a lot like previous ones.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy also thinks the only place to get a hamburger from is McDonald’s.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should take a few weeks off

Then we would see no more of this “Tejada starting at SS and hitting 2nd” inexplicable nonsense.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Clark can probably still hit better than tejada

as seen at that legends game earlier this season

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also probably still faster than tejada

Good chance he’d double his season walk total in a few starts as well.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sad thing is

this is probably true….

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

An even more sad fact

He probably has better range and much more accurate throws than tejada as well even though it’s a position he never played professionally.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm willing to bet he can recognize a Hit & Run sign too...

Which Tehaha apparently cannot.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likewise a "take" sign

(The worst of it was that Tejada did recognize the sign—he just swung anyway.)

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by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love stats and all

But as far as the “eye” test goes I think it’s pretty safe to say tejada is the worst everyday player in baseball. Some would say by a staggering amount if you put his all around game into perspective and I don’t disagree.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Clark can crap bigger 'an Tejada

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only fast food option.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

“But this is a different McDonald’s.”

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

With these hitters?

I suppose you could go Torres-Ross-Sandoval-Huff-Burrell and then put all the out sinks at the bottom. But I’m not sure if I start Burrell over Nate against a righty, and it’s going to be pretty ugly regardless.

by Tristram on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell has to start over Nate.

I’ll take the defensive hit if it means one more hitter can work the count, take a walk or hit a home run.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No shit

I jokingly said to my friends that tejada would be starting at SS and hitting 2nd and was flamed and ridiculed for being “a bochy hater”. Damn my jokes coming true or more so damn bork for being a predictable ignorant master of lineups.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, Crawford and Buriss are so terrible at the dish that there’s a small part of me that prefers Tejada over either of them.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That hangnail prefers Tejada?

by Bar None on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Tejada were at least replacement level at SS, I may agree with you, but his offensive offense doesn’t make up for it.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess my hangnail likes that he can make contact more consistently than the other options.

But there really is no good answer for the middle infield right now. I mean, I am praying for Mark Ellis and think Hall at 2B and Ellis at SS (or vice versa) is the best case scenario for our sad, pathetic offense.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Ellis has ever played SS.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

isnt Ellis a defense guy?

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's 34 and he's hitting like he's done.

Still, I think he could be had for relatively little (salary relief for Beane).

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'd rather a catcher

or a SS. I do like Ellis, but we need offense.

Get well soon, Buster, Freddy, Frodo and Belt.

by Tortured on Jun 21, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

But hitting 2nd? Come on it was obvious in april that it wasn’t gonna work the fact that it continues is beyond 2009 edgar renteria. It’s way beyond justifying the contract at this point just give up already.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada was well below replacement level when he was playing there.

It’s his defense at 3B that makes him NOT the worst player in the majors this year.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are the 5 worst players in the majors this year?

I know huffs RF defense from earlier this year still has him in contention but I haven’t looked at the negative WAR leaders in a while.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raul Ibanez -1.2
Maglio ORdonez -1.1
Juan Pierre -1.1
Chone Figins -1.0
Tyler Colvin -1.0

Bill Hall -.8
Aubrey Huff -.7 (Essentially replacement level at 1B)
Miguel Tejada -.7

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for Tyler Colvin

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CUBS

Why get a player of the future at bats when we can force feed fukudome at bats on a team thats going nowhere?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna pretend that lineup I read was fake

In the meantime why the hell is the game on MLB network blacked out? Is this direct tv trying to force me to watch the A’s game?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Because you’re in the area.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently me living in santa cruz means I’m deserving of having the padres red sox game blacked out. Not sure why that games on in the first place with much better matchups on right now but OMG RED SOX I guess.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how bored I am.

Check the number of new comments.

(Sorry it’s so gigantic. TWSS.)

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

In the future....

…once the McC TGWTWS Brick is installed….we’ll simply be able to say “meet me at the brick” to give a fellow McCoven a ticket.

Heck – we could tape the tickets to the brick in fact.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

anybody ever bought a ticket

from those homeless looking scalpers near the park?

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did once. It was the game last year with the 4 hour rain delay when they were supposed to be celebrating the 10th anniversary of the park. I had a ticket, but all my friends were in the club level (staying dry) so I bought a club ticket from a scalper for a very reasonable price since it was past the original start time of the game. Worked out fine. He wasn’t really homeless looking, though.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was nice. My parents piked that day to go and visit Placer County to see the snow, so I was worried I was going to miss it, but then the rain. I first got a signal on the way back when we were in Placerville; the game started when we were in Stockton.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We ended up chatting with Armando Rios, and getting autographs with Bill Mueller. Ellis Burks and Marvin Benard were around. I even caught a glimpse of Robb Nen. We stayed for the whole day.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Mueller was my 3rd favorite Giant after Kent & Bonds. Burks was too cool to be ranked.

by Every6thDay on Jun 21, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY!

hugs billy

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you say you only liked pitchers?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I did, I’ve decided to contradict it. OTOH I may have said I prefer pitchers.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish people talked more about that game. For us it was a “maybe there really is magic inside.” moment. The rain pouring from the sky as the last pitch was thrown was something else.

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by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was crazy. It’s one of those games I’ll never forget. I have a bunch of pictures of the tarp coming off the field and the clock for the first pitch.

Giants Baseball: Why Not?
"Things I never thought I'd see #47783: Schwarzenegger applauding Ryan Rohlinger" -- Your mother, Nov. 3, 2010.

by kdl on Jun 21, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Has anyone watched LOST a 2nd time?

I was sick over the weekend and watched season 1 and a little bit of season 2, debating on if I want to finish it over the next month or not.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved that show the first time I watched it

Then season 3 for some reason totally killed it for me and I just completely lost interest in the show. I went back to watch season 1 again a few months ago and only made it 3 episodes before I said fuck it and went back to the wire for the 500th time.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder if I'll make it as far as season 3

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disqualify myself because I love all things Lost. I’m like the Bip Roberts of Lost. I can’t say a bad thing about it. I love all the decisions Lost writers made and I can think of something positive to say about every member of the cast.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What were they

Nikki and Paulo or something?

What’s good about them? The fact that they died?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...what?

I thought the diamonds were buried forever and ever. Did I miss/forget something?

by Daver321 on Jun 21, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must have missed it… Miles uses his creepy super powers to talk to dead Nikki and digs up the loot!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's worth it for

Frank Lapidus <3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to the game tonight.

Should I wear shorts? I know how cold it can get at night but it’s like 90 degrees where I’m at right now.

Hella.

by Snack on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I would say no, but I wear long pants everywhere.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wear jeans in the summer in Florida. I hate wearing shorts.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d do it. Bring a sweater though!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have any REI convertible pants?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My legs tolerate cold better than my arms. I’d wear shorts but bring a sweatshirt in case.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d wear pants. I just took a walk and it’s not hot near the stadium. Quite pleasant actually.

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Jun 21, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wind was starting to come up around 3:00 in Bernal… might not be that warm after dark.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

too late to help anyone

the fog is blowing into the Sunset and over Glen Park now.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be there too

Having grown up in the fog belt, I fully expect sunny days to become cold and foggy in an instant, so I always tend to bring layers. But maybe I’ll leave my heavy fleece at home tonight.

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 21, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends

How nice are your legs?

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect answer.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re suggesting an adult diaper?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Sega MLB Manager

Anybody playing this? It’s like on-line Strat-o-matic.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jun 21, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not saying, just saying.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on Jun 21, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can only hope

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck is this in response to?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 21, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid stuff

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine that.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t like Natto’s art.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this your personal mantra?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodbye, Robert Rowell

About damn time! Lots going on in Warriors Land these days.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

Now if only there was a hire to all the sudden make david lee defend like he’s vintange tim duncan and andris biedrins to realize he’s 7 feet tall and play to his potential.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly Mark Jackson will be defensive-minded

We shall see. Can we expect any coach to unwrap the enigma that is Andris Biedrins??

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well considering a guy who did not acknowledge defense got the best out of him

Maybe he needs to be traded to the knicks to fulfill his potential.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really know what team President does, but I feel like this has to be a good thing.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 21, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here are some things Rowell did as team prez… http://t.co/t5nX1pi

Obviously TK is kinda ridiculous sometimes, so take it with a few grains of salt… but DAAAMN! And that was written 2 years ago!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wowsers… it’s up to 103˚

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by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

is that Bowsers brother?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My AC starts and then stops for a few minutes and then starts again.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ours hasn’t stopped since sometime around noon, and at last check it was 82˚ up in the bedroom. It’s 71˚ down here.

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by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oof

I could never live in a two-story house/apartment in this area just for that reason.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

well if there was a way to have 2 units… and 2 thermostats it’d probably be fine. We have to freeeeeeeeeeze downstairs to get any relief at all upstairs.

I keep telling the Mr. that when we get a house I’m going to insulate that sucker to death.

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by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The house I grew up in was surrounded by huge mulberry trees. They were a pain in the ass during the fall with the leafs, but those trees sure would keep the house cool during the summer.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first house we bought had just that – separate thermostats and compressors for upstairs and down. It was wonderful.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you build new . . .

. . . or do a truly major remodel, get sprayed-in foam. It not only has astonishing R-values, but also expands and seals with the studs making a very effective air barrier. We live about 150 miles from the Canadian border and our annual “heating bill” is about 1/5 of one cord of wood (no furnace at all, just a masonry heater that looks like an ordinary fireplace). We did finally give in and add central air, because when it gets into the 90s out, it would otherwise be a bit too warm inside (though we did get by for a few years with just a floor fan).

Oh, also: spend on top-quality high-R windows. It’s worth it.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a Samsung? /lol

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

RCA

/Does RCA still exist?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 21, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s time to change the tubes.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I even laughed after the 6th time

also,

Auilia

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What if the Giants make an investment in a good catcher

and have Buster play shorstop like he did in college….

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

/sets you on fire

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITH NATE AT 3RD!!!!

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by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just going to make it worse.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quality over quantity.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUR PRIMARY CONCERN RIGHT NOW SHOULD BE HOW WELL BUSTER PLAYS AT AGE 40

IF YOU PLAYED SHORTSTOP IN COLLEGE, YOU CAN DO IT IN THE MAJORS. JUST LIKE JIM THOME, GARY SHEFFIELD, AND BENGIE MOLINA!!!!!

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched in college too

He should be a pitcher when he comes back

by Daver321 on Jun 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closer!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trolled

I did hear one of the comcast sportsnet idiots spouting off this theory after the injury… and honestly would you be surprised if bochy did something like that…..

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

backpedalbackpedalbackpedal

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jun 21, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prussian Creole:

If you’re still around, get your Jaymee Sire fix here.

by kaliber on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Off to the GAME!

If any of you nerbs needs a ticket – meet me by the McC Brick!

#CommentsFrom2012

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m off to the yard as well. Have fun all or watch the Giant’s—whatever youre into.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Jun 21, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I even need a TV?

With GoT over and no Mad Men till 2012 all I watch is local news … can you subscribe to Comcast Internet and not have a cable subscription? The only problem is Giants games but there’s always radio …

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t watch. trigger.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it's hard to do.

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TV sucks. I’m not taking it back to my apartment next school year. You can always find everything online. Always.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

but how will you live without glee?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

you mean if you have the “lifeline service” or whatever it’s called with just the over the air channels?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: So I've finally gotten into Parks & Recreation

About midway through season 2. Things I’ve learned

1) Ron Swanson
2) Tom
3) Amy Poehler is not as good as Steve Carell
4) Ron fuckin’ Swanson

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 21, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy Poehler > Steve Carell

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 21, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Because Amy Poehler is married to Will Arnett … and Arrested Development > The Office

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think her inherent worth would be very high regardless of her spouse.

Unless it was, like, Geddy Lee or someone.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Scott is a jackass.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanley Ramirez now batting .199

didn’t he say he will be hitting over .270 by the end of the month?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Plenty of time.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 days to raise 70 points?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t make outs.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what my ex’s mom said =/

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the Giants!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming into today he would have had to get 20 straight hits for that to happen.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and the mountains blow in the wind like leaves…

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying Hanley should be smothered with a pillow?

by Daver321 on Jun 21, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They knew what they were buying when they ran over the Great Catcher.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too young to bring my daughter to the Academy of Science?

She’s three and doesn’t speak much English.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

At that age, she might enjoy chasing the pigeons outside of the Academy, just as much as the Academy itself.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds adorable.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

She can look at all of the cool animals.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially with all the lizardy snaky things featured right now.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also the planetarium is a good place for a nap.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is very true.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never too young to start learning

I remember going to the exploratorium at a very early age

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’d still have fun looking at the fishes and all that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and there would be air conditioning…sweet, sweet air conditioning….

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My son is four and adores the low-rent Tallahassee version thereof.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jun 21, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she'd enjoy it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 21, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hafner is a lumbering galoot

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn no hawk harrelson on WGN

I was looking forward to some comedy before the giants game started.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

his just in

Dillon Gee: Not a superstar LOL ny media

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GEE GEE GEE GEE

Baby Baby Baby

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

i’m losing my faith in name stereotyping. what am i to do now?

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah right. And Cliff Lee isn’t Chinese either.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not

Adverbs don’t have ethnicities, silly!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's Vietnamese!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee, Bruce
Lee, Robert E.
Lee, Nat

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard of him. Was he supposed to be good?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t lose; better than Matt Cain.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-0

dude is better than any pitcher on the giants!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

More guts than stuff.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Ray Ratto

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the hidden thread?!

I must know!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hey

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

University penis waving

Mixed in with a discussion on the benefits of taxes supporting public education.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, one of those. Well my opinion is that

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly college kids…

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry tried to take over

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rats! I really wanted to get in the ground floor of that revolution.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff baker DHing and hitting 3rd for the cubs

Sounds like they need themselves a rownads.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m trying to watch Precious, but it isn’t easy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, ordered a Kindle yesterday! Should arrive sometime next week.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm excited!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have both a kindle and an ipad

kindle is so wonderful for reading!
ipad is great for everything else

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like sucking minutes off your life!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used my iPad to proofread my manuscript as if it were a published book by exporting to ePUB and loading it into iBooks. That’s how I found out how short it is (twss)

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Mariah Carey.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a pretty harsh movie

you should follow it up with the Blind Side for some happy feelings.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checked the Thermometer next to the pool at my house

94 F in Lafayette CA

Other bay area temps?

Giants Play better when its hot

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

101 in The Nut (Walnut Creek)

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE NUT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWleXh89Z9s

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santa cruz mountains here giving me a lovely 85 inside my house and probably even worse in my room with my tv and laptop..

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down to 76 and clear out here by teh beach!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hate

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on down! There’s broken glass and dog poop enough for everyone at Ocean Beach!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And federally protected plover nesting grounds! But no plovers. The bums ate what the dogs didn’t.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!!! Down to 102.5 here in Sac.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shudder just thinking about July and August.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thermometer in my apartment doesn’t go up to how hot it is in here.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 21, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s gettin hot in here
so take off all ur clothes

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

we should be hitting 60 here in a few minutes, the trees are bending in the wind.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that guy from Lost doesn’t just look creepy….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

16 eh?

Hmmm

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 21, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT LEAST HE PUT A RING ON IT

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i always thought that guy was creepy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 21, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember watching him in The Green Mile and thinking, wow, that guy is a really good actor! Portrays a creepy weasel almost to perfection.

Maybe he was just a creepy weasel.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it still statutory rape if you’re married?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t statutory rape at all in Alabama. Or was it Arkansas?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will get you a stern talking-to by TheLetter2.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it now while he’s still trying to work the ISDN connection with Jennifer Granholm.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 12 or 13 in Spain, IIRC.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was fourteen in my neighborhood.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN UR CATHLIC SCHOOL hurr

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/quietly downloads image, just in case

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Love only happens once

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would her mother consent?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fame?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idiocy?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huge Penis?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh sorry I thought you were describing me

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re talking a Beluga Whale, people.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

His raw, unvarnished penis had all the torpor of a freshly beached Beluga Whale. Ashley knew, then, that tonight was going to be special.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what torpor means, but it sounds right.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking this one.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure got her name in the news.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huzzah: our air conditioner is fixed.

It wasn’t too bad up here today, high 70s, but tomorrow is supposed to be in the low to middle 90s, so we got it done just in time.

It’s always the same thing: the effing relay that controls power to the compressor. This is the 3rd one we’ve had in maybe 7 years, and at the start of every summer, I usually have to go out and play with it to get it to remember what it’s suppposed to be doing. We can put men on the moon, but we can’t make power-control relays that won’t arc so bad they burn out the contacts in no time flat. Ain’t science wonderful?

Oh, and fuck Miguel Tejada and the Bruce Bochy he rode in on.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Grats on air conditioner being fixed!

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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can put men on the moon

Not anymore.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure we can.

He never said anything about getting them back.

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, we need to redirect that space money back into our schools! How can we consider space exploration if our young leaders of tomorrow are not properly educated?

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAWR!!!!!!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re in Oregon, right? Oregon hot is a special kind of unpleasant.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Owl is in Montana?

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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Washington?

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idaho!

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by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always knew!

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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idapimp!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/loyal

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by shanghaijim on Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/slap

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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eastern WA

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can also be quite unpleasant.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they clear-cut with the best of them out there

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes; yes, indeed.

Eastern Washington is in the “rain shadow” of the Cascades mountains, and so is very dry. In the west, right under the mountains, average rainfall is about 4 inches; over east in the Palouse, it’s a soggy 16". Where we are it’s about 10". The result is a desert-like climate (defined, I believe, as any climate where the daytime and night-time temperatures differ by 50° or more). We get short but often very hot summers, and usually mild but sometimes Arctic winters. One night a winter or two ago it was 30 degress below zero, and we sometimes have peak summer highs over 100°.

But, as noted upthread, we designed our house all solar, and don’t even have a furnace (though we do have a wood-burning masonry heater); we did add central air, but it wasn’t exactly unliveable without it (we waited 3 or 4 years before installing it).

To be more exact about the location:


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by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was supposed to be an image there.

But I, at least, am not seeing it.

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by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link works… no picture though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird.

As if anyone cares, the image link was:

http://owlcroft.com/owlcroft/world.html

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by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your house is enormous.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually 32 x 104, living space 32 x 64 (2,048 sq. ft.)



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by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

unincorporated inholding of the United States of America

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CF Roarless
SS Skihada
3B Handoval
1B Ruff
LF Hoss
RF Sureholtz
2B Wall
C Briteside
P Hummgarner

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

who are you, 22g?

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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Office OT: I have no idea what temperature it is outside

I have been in an office all day. Thermostat says 73.

May have to venture out later to get dinner while working late.

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s in Orange County, IIRC.

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by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in OC…weather.com say 74 outside

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they lost to the Mavs

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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowy and miggy 3rd and 4th on the team in PA's

Ew..

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

cream rises to the top

or is that curds?

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by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it's . . .

. . . turds sink to the bottom.

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by owlcroft on Jun 21, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now for the crying. . .

From Baggs:

Two days ago, Bruce Bochy said it’s getting to be time to make a decision: Vets or kids? Well, Miguel Tejada and Bill Hall are in. Brandon Crawford and Emmanuel Burriss are out. Vets it is.

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

I would have taken Crawford over Miggy and Hall over Burriss.

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, totally. At least with Hall, we haven’t grown to hate him yet, so play him until we do.

Crawford at least will give you flashy defense… how many grounders/plays would Crawford make that Miguel won’t tonight? Over/Under is 3. I choose over.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with Hall starting over Burriss. Burriss is terrible.

The other one is pretty irritating, but it’s not like Crawford can hit either.

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by groug on Jun 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miggy is actually hitting better but defensively awful.

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford can't hit but

Tejada starting at SS and his ungodly slow foot speed and cement glove more than make him the much worse choice.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miggy has an OPS of .750 last 7 games so maybe there is some light at the end of the tunnel (hello truck!)

Crawford is very good defensively but a .565 OPS is hard to keep in the lineup. Also, I think the book is out on Crawford. (.389 OPS in his last 34 PAs)

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

True but

For every hit that helps us win a game by tejada (can’t remember the last one) there will be 3-4 plays he fails to make a game that crawford would have made. Maybe it won’t be 3-4 every game but tejadas defense at short is just so horrible it will nullify his scarce game changing hit.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGH

STOP CITING MICROSPLITS

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hurts doesn’t it…it hurts

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, seriously. I’ve consumed one beer in the last 20 minutes. By midnight, I’m on pace to have consumed 13 beers. That will probably not happen.

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say that now. The Giants game hasn’t even started.

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought about adding that clause, but I’ve got only 1 beer left.

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what the “book” says on Crawford, anyways. He hits breaking stuff, so maybe pitch him away?

A hit saved is a hit earned, and Crawford saves a hit or two a game.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

this +1000

With someone like madbum pitching there’s a good chance that could be as many as 6 or 7 a game.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“past a diving falling Miguel Tejada”

Bum induces alot of grounders to SS, what Bork is thinking letting him play SS I do not know.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chone Figgins and Adam Dunn would like to speak with you.

My understanding is that Dan Uggla is right outside as well.

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell them I’m gone for the day, please. you’re doing a great job, kiddo

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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford has a higher OPS+ than Tejada right now.

(Not that I expect that to last, but…)

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by groug on Jun 21, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss should not be on the roster at all. I just don’t like that Bochy seems to have settled in on Tejada.

Crawford may not be able to hit (neither can Tejada), but his defense tends to be better.

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by can of corn on Jun 21, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tends to be better?

That’s like saying schierholtz tends to be a better defender than jose guillen.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, man… 3 hours swimming and sunbathing… life is so good…

Poll: do the Giants win tonight?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 21, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect 3 consecutive 1-0 games, but only because games can’t be won 0 to -1.

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen the Twins play zero games this year.
Last year, zero.
etc.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They play in the AL, right?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know about the Twins is that they have terrible record and Joe Mauer, and Mauer’s been injured all season.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Joe Nathan… yeah, Joe Nathan — we’re supposed to be pissed off about something regarding him, right?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He Who Shall Not Be Named.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like the Voldemort of double plays.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Giants could use a C, no?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 21, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“We really feel that AJ brings a veteran presence to the team that’s been sorely lacking,” Bochy said. “There’s nothing that stiffens a clubs resolve like having an experienced glove behind the plate. We’re gonna win a lot of games with him in our lineup.”

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong’s back…

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by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would literally shit if AJ became a Giant again. Literally. All over the place.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have jason kendall fresh off TJS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Vogelsong signed through 2012? Someone posted something saying that, and if true, would be great. Could save a good amount of money in the offseason if he at least keeps pitching fairly well.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s under team control.

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

good to know. I honestly can’t expect him to keep his 1.80 ERA up, but so long as it’s under 3.50 (or even 4) he’s a great addition. Now to find a way to rid ourselves of Zito or Sanchez….

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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

We all know his name is Jack Parkman

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mauer and Morneau

The M&M Boys

Interleauge play is stupid

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grantland has been interesting so far. Some of their articles are fantastic (like the one linked to here); some of their articles are meandering nonsense.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

If I had to pick one man in world as a no-doubt stoner, it would be Chuck Klosterman.

I was just about to start reading that article.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grantland would have been in David Foster Wallace’s wheelhouse.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In one of his books he makes a disctinction between pot people and coke people and states that he’s definitely a pot person. Although, his description of the first time he tried coke was pretty hilarious.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 21, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pot people forget they have your stuff and walk away. Coke people just walk away with your stuff.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was stupid.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was like something that Bill James might try and do but without any of the effort.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I am beginning to suspect that the Indians pitching isn’t all that great.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez for Choo Choo

or Cabrera

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never thought it was all that special

The got a lot of love when the season first started but they got a 3 game series against us soon to boost the morale again.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There ERAs will skyrocket against the giants

we will tack on at least 0.01 points

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

*their

We need to clone Buster Posey!

by naowgo on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Law is happy

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by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mat Latos against Adrian Gonzalez with the bases loaded and 2 outs.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Delicious.

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Struck out looking. :(

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mercenaries can’t hit baseballs

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by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolnotastrikeexcepttolefthandedhitters

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by speckops on Jun 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

red sox nation furious they didn’t get the benefit of the call.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have minded.

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by Natto on Jun 21, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

All verbs associated with Mat Latos should be replaced with the word ‘smug’ (adjust for tense and so on). For example: “Latos smugged down the mighty Adrian Gonzalez..”

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He smugged the shit out of that thing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 21, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Latos has smugged the bases loaded!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 21, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much money did the Red Sox pay MLB to get the Padres at home?

by capn on Jun 21, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re natural rivals. Didn’t you know?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 21, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANS DEMAND THESE MATCHUPS!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watching the scene from Love of the Game

where Chapel realizes he’s throwing a perfect game.

The baseball scenes in this movie are top notch.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 21, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/dave cameron faps

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 21, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, 3-0. and, yes, twss.

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF kind of flash mob is that guy participating in anyway?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, irritated Baggs is irritated.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That was pretty funny

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 21, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey mrs—where are your seats thurs? maybe gallo and I will come over and say hi

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s section 122 Not so sure about the rest: row 23? seat 15&16? or something like that…

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait next year… we can just say “meet ya at the brick”

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Jun 21, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that will be cool, because meet at willie mays means sifting through a hundred million people (all in Giants garb)

by son of ggf on Jun 21, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

test

That Giant Kid is Great!!!
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 25, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

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