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Revisiting the Matt Williams trade

This might seem like a random time for this post, but watching Matt Williams skulk around in a maroon jersey gets a fella to thinkin’.

Star-divide

At the end of 1996, Brian Sabean was hired. He had a good pedigree, coming over from the Yankees, and no one really knew what he was about. So he traded the franchise’s most popular homegrown player since Will Clark, and he traded him for a bunch of no-names. The streets ran white with chardonnay. Oh, and blood. It was ugly. It was a city-wide freakout over a trade that will be hard to replicate.

But with the benefit of hindsight, was it a good trade? Well, of course it was a good trade. Jeff Kent turned into a Hall-of-Famer, while Matt Williams had a career OPS+ of exactly 100 after the trade. But was it a good trade at the time, or did Sabean get lucky?

The overall theory behind trading Williams
It was a bold decision, and Sabean knew it would be unpopular, but he probably didn’t realize how unpopular. Still it was absolutely the right time to trade Williams. He was 30, and he was (for the time) expensive. He was about a four- or five-win player -- a hard thing to find -- but the Giants were absolutely rubbish in 1996. A quality for quantity trade was a pretty good idea.

And, maybe most importantly, Williams was starting to get hurt a lot. He played 76 games in 1995, and 105 in 1996. His value was probably never going to be higher.

Julian Tavarez
The supposed crown jewel of the deal, Tavarez was a 23-year-old pitcher coming off an ugly season, but he did have a great arm. And he had pretty sweet stats coming up through the minors. A low strikeout rate, sure, but he was a sinkerballer. It would have been interesting to see what he could have done as a starter while he was still young, which was still one of the ideas behind acquiring him. This was exactly the kind of piece that should have come back in a Williams trade. He wasn’t the best prospect, but that sinker was hotter than lingerie models.

Jose Vizcaino
I used to think this was easily the worst thing about the trade, and it still probably is, but Vizcaino wasn’t that bad of a hitter in his 20s. He had OBPs of .340, .310, .332, and .341 leading up to the trade. That looks a lot better in 2011 -- it was a much higher run scoring environment back then -- but he wasn’t Neifi Perez.

The part that makes it awful is that Rich Aurilia was ready to start. The Giants had a nice, cheap young shortstop. If Vizcaino weren’t in the trade, maybe the Giants could have scored another prospect. Like Bruce Aven! Man, that guy was going to be good.

Maybe Vizcaino had to be included if Kent was in the trade. Maybe he was like the goat that kept Seabiscuit company in the stables.

Jeff Kent
If you want to deflect the idea that this trade was blind luck for Sabean, you can just mutter, "He didn’t know how good Kent would be! He made the trade for Tavarez!" It’s worked for over a decade, so don’t stop now. But Kent was pretty danged underrated -- a middle infielder with power and a perfectly cromulent glove. By Baseball-Reference’s WAR totals, he wasn’t that far behind Williams at the time of the trade. If you figured that Williams was a little fragile, and Kent wasn’t, they were probably pretty equal in value before Kent exploded into something more.

It was a good trade. It was well-timed, mostly well executed (though blocking Aurilia is pretty inexcusable), and it led to the Bronze Age of Giants baseball. It’s popular to dismiss the trade now -- and yes, maybe Sabean could have pilfered Jeromy Burnitz, Sean Casey, Brian Giles, or Richie Sexson -- but it was a trade that brought in talent for a player who was as valuable as he was going to get.

In conclusion, it’s really annoying to see Matt Williams in a Diamondbacks uniform.

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He had large eyebrows, IIRC.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a pretty bitchin’ curve ball

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Also thanks Matt for sending Johnson yesterday.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I was like 9 years old at the time and I knew very little about baseball, except I had a Matt Williams baseball card, so I was really pissed when the trade went down.

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

i was upset but was wide-eyed at the idea of getting other team’s prospects- you mean we get to keep them?!?

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by redhornet78 on Jun 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew nothing about baseball, but Matt Williams was my favorite player for no reason I can remember.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember finding out about it via newspaper (those were the days, not very good ones though). I believe the headline was “Say it ain’t so.” It might have been a Purdy piece.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the one with the baton and shielf

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna lay down, my sworf and shielf,
down by the riversife

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a bad lisp you have there.

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by Lyle on Jun 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this from the new Transformers movie?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by "Transformers movie"

you mean “Riots in Vancouver yesterday over the Cannucks game seven finals loss to the Bruins”, then … yes.

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by SnowLeopard on Jun 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I generally

do not get in on the gameday threads, the incubator of many McC in-jokes. They move too fast for me.

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by SnowLeopard on Jun 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reference was from the previous thread, not a GDT.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came...

to this blog for baseball so no hockey nonsense please.

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by Scooter Ellis on Jun 16, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what baseball is like in Canada.

by EricW on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it help to know it was staged?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had to have been.

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by can of corn on Jun 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone tweeted this

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

His arm stops at the elbow.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or begins there.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t there a movie like that? CHOMP

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

PSSH. Those streets aren’t THAT clean.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I think I lost my wristwatch in there!”

by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as cool as the other angle

Maybe she was hurt and he’s performing hand-to-cooch recessutation

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR LINGERIE MODELS?!

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Then you’re in luck!

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But only if you're a member of

MCC Premium.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains it

For a second there, I thought Grant had absolutely no idea what lingerie model really was.

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by Lyle on Jun 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In conclusion, it’s really annoying to see Matt Williams in a Diamondbacks uniform.

Here, here

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by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So you only read the last line of Grant’s posts too.

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by bgunn on Jun 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was very upset

Matt Williams had been my favorite player since I was a little kid because my name is Matt.

Sabean got lucky.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll bet he/she has already taken that mattress back to Sears.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Sears has a large sign outside that reads SEARS and then a maple leaf. It’s as if they’re trying to show off their Canadianness.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the inevitable result of socialized medicine.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

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Classic. Rec’d.

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by Lyle on Jun 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is, after all, where America Canada shops loots.

by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you misspelled Canadia.

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by RDreamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope the Giants can pick that Peter Brand guy for the front office

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems like since they weren’t allowed to use the name, they took some real liberties with the DePo character. The book always made him out to be very calm and collected, but Hill looks and acts like a total dweeb in the trailer.

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, I got more of a Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network vibe from him in the book than nerdy comic relief.

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

From reading that book, I always found DePo to be kind of a douche.

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by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I have read about the way he ran the Dodger front office

This is exactly correct. He was a douche.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always found it funny that the Dodgers took an A’s guy and then when they ditched him took a Giants guy.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Agent Ned saved the day.

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by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really too bad. It looks like they took the very athletic Paul DePodesta (played ball in college) and made him into a fat, geeky stat nerd stereotype.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Demetri Martin would have been really good as the actual DePo too. I wonder why they decided they had to change it.

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they wanted a nerdy character to counter balance the seemingly cool/hip image of Pitt/Beane

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martin is a nerd.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitt/Beane

Sounds like something you would crack a tooth on.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still would have been nerdy though. But I guess they wanted comic relief-type nerdy instead of serious nerdy.

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait.

How would Martin not be comic-relief type nerd? That’s his whole shtick

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a different way than Jonah Hill though. I guess I’m still talking about the decision to change the DePo/Assistant GM character so much from the book/reality.

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

his face/persona is a lot more recognizable too, for cross-marketing purposes.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moneyball Express!

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Market inefficiencies, dude! Totally!

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by Lyle on Jun 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Demetri Martin is funnier than Jonah Hill.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could have drawn pictures of the players.

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

He’s funny and went to NYU and all, but a lot of people seeing him on a movie poster would say “who”?

Jonah Hill has been in lots of Apatow movies and such, and I think your baseball demographic is going to recognize him immediately (and as noted above enjoy the fat nerd stereotype).

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should have said it the other way around.

Too bad Jonah Hill isn’t as funny as Demetri Martin.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Not many people are.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very true.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND he does graphs!

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s too good-looking. And he has the physique of a potential former player.

They wanted eating-hot-pockets-in-mom’s-basement nerd

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah this makes sense.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you're joking.

But I’m 5’7, 135-140 lbs, and was a math major.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was doing my hollywood executive impression.

by ELOOIE on Jun 16, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just slap on some glasses and people are insta-nerds!

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

21 BMI? it is to laugh

I’ve been in the mid 19s since I went from 5-3 to 5-10 the summer I turned 15.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what?

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, you sure do talk about your body a lot.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Someone has to represent skinny men.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sand kick!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly, nobody has taken a swing at me since I was in the Boy Sprouts. Being tall and looking mean helps, but I am pretty sure it is just dumb luck. Much better to be lucky than not in that regard.

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I had a PET scan of my head yesterday, and the results showed nothing.

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You have enough brains for two people, Gallo.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

REAL BULLS IN THE BULLPEN!

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/slaps knee

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a skinny dude, but I don’t flaunt it like a harlot. Maybe you are insecure.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I thought being skinny was so special I’d keep it to myself, like I do my GRE and SAT scores.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Trotting out other achievements. I guess I was wrong about the insecure thing!

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps this isn’t the place for an expert psychoanalyst to give away free samples.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRAMP!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

what were they?

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly what they needed to be to determine someone has an inexplicable bee in his bonnet.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make a little birdhouse in your soul.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HUSH, YOU HARLOT!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve read about this before.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ pushes wcw into a pool of lava

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it soft, comfy lava?

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late for questions, you are now half-evil robot.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nifty. Do I get superpowers?

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is GiantPain’s BMI?

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23 is exactly half of 56!

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with hot pockets!

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/burns tongue
//continues eating hot pocket

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by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop talking

about Jeff Sullivan!

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So old it’s Rusty.

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by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re gross.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is everything wrong with them.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bandwidth!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jporny must have hacked that account too!

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Are you sure they don’t share a different birthday?

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Demetri Marin isn’t nerdy?

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense, I guess.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Nerds!

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by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never read the book

(I was too busy rubbing dirt on bruises with Joe Morgan) but did the book portray scouts as nothing but guys approaching 90 who don’t know who Fabio is?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I remember it

pretty much.

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by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say it was a little more nuanced than that, but not much.

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

close.. basically a bunch of old Joe Morgans.

by ELOOIE on Jun 16, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a pretty good counterpoint to my bitching about Jonah Hill.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious!

Of course, the bit about Pitt/Beane saying “I don’t watch the games” is just about perfect mom’s basement fodder. Of course, he did listen on the radio IIRC from the book.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

In the book, he would either drive around and listen to the radio from time to time or work out in the gym where he had a little device that was like gameday.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

And I think in the 20th win game he actually did finally watch it and that’s when it went to shit so he turned it off.

… I’m probably remembering this wrong.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would follow games on his phone. He didn’t watch games in person because he’d personally invested in them.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember hearing a description of Hill’s character as “a loner who lives in a basement”. So…

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think the movie looks bad.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think it looks unintentionally hilarious

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the Sorkin rewrite

I think it is much more intentional.

I am guessing you are focused on that slow motion walk image.

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All I know is Andy is playing 1B.

And also, I think having Pitt play the lead is going to be distracting.

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Oh absolutely. I would think there would have been a lot of other actors that would have captured Beane much better. But, then, it would have been a Brad Pitt Movie™, so there’s that too.

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by Lyle on Jun 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a definite rental.

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It's the Adam Dunn of movies!

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The Rental fee would be $60 million

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LOLUMBERING

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nicely done

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Opening a trailer with a line like…

“There are rich teams, there are poor teams. Then there’s 50 feet of crap. And then there’s us.”…

Is typically a good way to bias me against what comes after.

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You can’t blame them for framing it as a plucky Bad-News-Bears underdog story.

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No, no. It’s not the framing. It’s the line itself. Hammer + Head.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

who plays

Terrence Long in this thing, anyway?

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Robert Downey, Jr.

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what do you mean "you people"

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaa

I hope he can strike out realistically.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not selling the movie to us, they’re selling it to everyone else. And in the movie, he’s got to sell his idea(s) to people who don’t understand them.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend went to a screening and said the movie was fantastic

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I heard rumors they’re moving the red carpet premiere from Oakland to San Jose.

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Sick burn.

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Giants block

saying SJ is reserved for movies about the Giants.

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I'm sure you jest

others do not.

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They should hold it at Century 16 Bayfair Mall

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It is too bad that Sebastian Cabot is not still alive.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants had a nice, cheap young shortstop.

I know that stats only accurately assess offense, but please no farm for Reyes.

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If it’s going to cost Wheeler to get Francisco Cervelli, it’ll prolly cost Wheeler and Neal to get Williams.

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Hey, Crawford seems like a good guy

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and a Professor

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by Amigo on Jun 16, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!!

Crawford is an extremely nice guy.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a fiance, so his confidence must be good.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Until he proves otherwise . . .

 . . . to me, BB Crawfish is the future at shortstop for the Giants.

But then, I swoon easily.

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by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How has he not proven otherwise?

He’s hit .224/.297/.345, which is pretty close to what you’d expect based on his minor league numbers. He is what he is, and what he is ain’t good.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

offensively

but defensively, he’s really really good.

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So… Ozzie Smith wasn’t a big league worthy shortstop then?

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Ozzie Smith will never hit in the big leagues.

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by Lyle on Jun 16, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M NOT IMPRESSED

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help me out real quick.

current line: 224/297/345 for a wOBA of 263
ZiPS RoS: 227/290/345 but a wOBA of 283. What’s up with that difference in wOBA?

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been worth .3 WAR in 64 PA's

At this pace, he’s a 3 WAR player, I’d say that’s a major league.

Note: I do realize that would mean he’d put up a 20 UZR and 6 Bsr (which is funny cus of how many times he’s been caught stealing), but even if he’s only at 10, and a 2 Bsr, that’s still around 1.5 WAR, which puts him below average, but definitely a major leaguer.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

From 2008-2010, a reliable sample size for UZR

The number of shortstop who put up 30 runs saved, or 10 per season, was 0. There have been no +10 defenders. Crawford ain’t one either.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

From 2007 to 2010, JJ Hardy put up 34.3 UZR, while missing time in 2 seasons. That’s pretty close to 10 UZR/year

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At any given time, there's maybe one - two +10 defenders at the position

Are you prepared to say that Crawford is the best or second best defensive shortstop in baseball?

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing as on draft day they said he could have been a top 5 at that time, it’s not much of a stretch that he could be top 5 still.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he’s only +5 UZR/year, if he hits exactly how he’s hitting now, he’s still going to be a 1 WAR player.

All I’m arguing is that he’s a major leaguer, which you said he isn’t.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Wikipedia
Brandon Michael Crawford (born January 21, 1987) is an American shortstop in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the San Francisco Giants.

Major Leaguer. Case closed.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a reliable source!

Hella.

by Snack on Jun 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

He’s American?

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I remember that day! I ditched P.E.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

American?

Where’s the birth certificate? Also, I remember being in pre-school when they told the class that Brandon Crawford had been born. We were all too young to really understand the importance of it at the time…

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by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 16, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

this again

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by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

againagainain

Probability(Crawford is true talent +10 Defender) != Probability(Crawford can sustain +10 UZR for half a season)

The second is much, much more probable than the first.

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by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wOBA is weighted based off of individual components

hitting a HR and a single and striking out twice, and hitting a double and a triple and grounding out twice give the same OPS but different wOBA values

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

K.

In RoS, he’s K’ing more, with a higher BABiP. Does that normally lead to a higher wOBA?

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

his HR rate is higher though, and HRs are by far the most valuable PA outcome

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 HR, 64 PA

RoS, 4 HR, 240 PA. Those are the same.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, they're nearly the same

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the lowering of HR/PA from 1/64 to 1/60 really explain .020 wOBA when all other rate stats are basically identical?

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not in and of itself

but combine that with a much improved sb/cs ratio and replacing an IBB and a couple of BBs with HBPs will help

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yeah I forgot one of his BB’s so far is an IBB

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

also HBP are worth more than BB (slightly)

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

on average

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yeah, but wOBA is calculated using average base states

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would that be?

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really sure

my best guess is that it indicates the pitcher is wild

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

More HBP’s happen with a man on first than walks.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the case

HBP are worth more than NIBB with bases empty and 1 or 2 outs.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and worth more with men on, for that matter

so it’s something intrinsic to the HBP itself

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you aren’t denying that they happen more often with runners on first.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

largely because i have no idea if that’s true

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enh. Kind of a stretch to say they’re “worth” more. It’s just an artifact of pitchers who are in the process of losing their shit.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yeah

by “worth more” i mean “they have a higher linear weight value”

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems wrong then

The value should be the same for walks and HBP. The batter shouldn’t get credit for something that is completely extrinsic to his own PA.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's not how linear weights are calculated

and it can’t be. Whether/how HBP get factored into wOBA is certainly a debatable subject

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tango says that getting HBP is a repeatable skill and that HBP’s happen more often with runners on first so they are worth more in wOBA

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that supports DrDC’s theory.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to count them, I think. Some players clearly have a talent for it.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have to count them

But they should count the same as walks. It makes no sense otherwise.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

from tango (though old)
One sampling issue is that you probably have a better batter at the plate following a HR, since the batter who hits the HR probably is a good hitter, and is surrounded by other good hitters. A bad pitcher is more likely to give up more HR, and therefore, the sample in which the HR is drawn is not random. This issue is much more apparent when comparing the HBP, NIBB and IBB. The Markov article cited in the next paragraph shows them all as equals. Since IBB are almost always issued to a better batter to face a worse batter, you will see very strange empirical results.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My baseless theory would be unintentional intentional walks. It drives me crazy, but guys like Wilson will always corner pitch a guy to death before giving into him. HBP are typically random, while there may be better “timed” walks.

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by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. I could buy that.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

it could also be SSS chicanery.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

to use my example above

the first example generates .04 runs more than the second. The difference in their wOBAs would be .013

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZiPS may not be using run values for 2011 MLB? That’s the only thing I can think of. With offense down around the league, hits are worth rather… wait… less? More? I shouldn’t speculate.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think they’d use the same wOBA formula for this season and the rest of this season tho.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just the only thought that came to mind. If the two lines are similar enough not to account for the discrepancy, the only variable I can think of is run values.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love is blind.

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by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what, tho,

As much as I love Crawdad for his D, I’m really more concerned about losing those lovely prospects and maybe Sanchez, too.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come I don't get it?

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bro is a Dbacks fan because of Matt Williams.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll say it here: Matt Williams was my Giants favorite player of all-time...

…until Matt Cain came along.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 16, 2011 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Matty Alou before Williams?

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by iammclovin on Jun 16, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first favorite Giant was Don Robinson. Don’t know why. Just was.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

cavemen stick together

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first favorite Giant as a kid was probably Chili Davis. And probably because I liked chili.

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by iammclovin on Jun 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds

He’s the reason I became a Giants fan.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is good logic.

See Snow, J.T.

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like snow?

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do! Until it gets all muddy. Then it’s lame.

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite player, but not because I liked snow. Snow is icky and wet and it’s ice falling from the sky and who wants that?

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People who ski?

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, people sitting inside by the fire.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't alive for that era, unfortunately

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first favorite was Russ Ortiz. Then Bonds. Now Cain.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, didn't we get Trinidad Hubbard as part of the deal as well?

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by Aadik on Jun 16, 2011 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

bingo

forgot his exact involvement

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by Aadik on Jun 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh...

Trinidad Hubbard it’s been a while since I heard that name.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you're saying is that we should trade Casilla for Yorvit?

I agree.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

My inner child just cried a little

from wiki:

On November 6, 2007, the San Francisco Chronicle reported that Williams purchased $11,600 worth of human growth hormone, steroids and other drugs from the Palm Beach clinic in 2002. Williams later told the Chronicle he used HGH on the advice of a doctor to treat an ankle injury he suffered during spring training in 2002.

On December 13, 2007, he was named among the dozens of players alleged to have used steroids in the Mitchell Report, commissioned by Major League Baseball and written by former Senator George J. Mitchell.

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I wish there was a way to do an anonymous poll of all players who played in the 90’s to see what percentage used steroids.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing upwards of 70%; the other 30% were too stupid to figure out how to get them.

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by can of corn on Jun 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Byrnsie.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HGH to treat an ankle injury?

Sounds like someone filled out a Mad Libs’ sheet.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, he had a long and stories career following 2002.

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by Scooter Ellis on Jun 16, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He has made several other adequate trades, he hired Tidrow and (eventually) Barr, and he kept signing Bonds until the league forbade him to. But he has made some terrible trades and signed some awful contracts.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overall, Sabean has made terrific trades. A few misses but overall great trades. Williams, White Flag, Burks, Schmidt, Morris, Bengie.

Signing FAs on the other hand…not so good.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh?

Burks I’ll give you. Schmidt, like Sanchez, he should have signed as a free agent. White Flag struck me as fine, but not special. I mean.. Danny Darwin. And Morris and Bengie were dumps, not trades. Would have been just fine as outrights. Then there have been the successions of useless trades, and of course the infamous could-you-just-throw-in-your-setup-guy-and-an-a-ball-pitcher catastrophe.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I forgot about Winn.

All those trade materially contributed to the Giants getting into the playoffs or being very very good.

Look at what the Giants gave up in those trades. Nothing!

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re also ignoring the money factors. Morris and Bengie were dumps but he got someone to take them and got something in return.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

this makes less sense when it’s his salary mistake that is being dumped.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again…separating trading from FA signings.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

never mind then

carry on with your analysis.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then TGWTWS

and your arguments are ALL RENDERED INVALID! HAH!

by shaggingflyballs on Jun 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not have time to do the accounting. Every time I have done the accounting in the past, I’ve found that even when you exclude The Trade That Shall Not Be Named, Sabean’s track record is middle of the road — a few wins, a few losses, a lot of shufflinf deck chairs. When you stop excluding catastrophe, of course, it is below average.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are the players the Giants have given up in trade. Nathan is probably the only glaring miss.

Burks, Winn, Schmidt were all major contributors.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Foulke was traded away in the 1997 Whitesox trade

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by RichHerreraHomer on Jun 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay…two relievers.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foulke was good enough to start. In relief, he was the best closer in all of baseball for several years.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing is

it didn’t happen.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mistake. He was the second best closer in all of baseball for several years.

1999-2004 fWAR: 13.4. Mariano Rivera had 13.9. Wagner, 11.1, Gagne, 10.8.

Nobody else cracked 10.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was talking about him starting

he may have been “good enough to start”, but he didn’t. The value he provided was still only that of a reliever. A very good reliever, but a reliever nonetheless.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're analyzing a trade, not a career

He started all through the minors and had a starter’s repertoire and stamina. That’s what determines his trade value. His later career success demonstrates his skills.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

we cannot possibly determine his trade value.

we simply don’t have nearly enough knowledge. Clearly the White Sox didn’t believe him to be starter material. Plus, they may have thought that he could either be one of the best RP in the game, or an average starter. Both are worth about the same.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can never determine players actual trade value. I mean, c’mon: Vernon Wells.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the “should have signed as a FA” argument doesn’t really work. There is a non-zero chance that another team trades for the player and extends them before they become a FA.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schmidt? The only team that thought he was going to be good was the Giants. Were you not around at the time?

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was more talking about Sanchez.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was injured and seen — rightly, I fear — as fragile.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schmidt, like Jeff Kent a few years earlier, was a very talented player who’d been hanging around for years without ever breaking out, so he’d lost a lot of his prospecty luster. Those are good players to target in general; since Schmidt’s half-season in Pittsburgh suggested that he might have finally turned the corner, he was a great player to target.

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by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT was a great trade

Fantastic trade, in fact. In fact, in hindsight (with getting Vogelsong back and him doing so well), this trade might be the best in Giants history (if you want to look at it that way).

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I consider the Pierzynski trade as having led in a straight line to Armando Benitez, so yes, I do want to look at it that way.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

in that vein

those things led to all the things that happened leading up to the Giants winning the 2010 WS.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured we had paid our dues for that WS win, what with 2002 and after being so close, so many times…

yet we still get slammed by injuries for it. dammit Karma, I thought we was cool!!

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also led in a straight line to Bengie Molina.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few misses?

Pierzynski trade (that’s an atomic bomb not a miss)

HIllenbrand (Accardo had a couple good seasons and we got nothing from Shea)

Ponson (not getting anything out of a trade even if you didnt give up anything is a miss)

And there’s a ton of crap for crap trades in his history. Crap for crap isn’t making good trades

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/07/gm-trade-hist-1.html

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pierzynski was reasonable at the time it was made. That’s probably the biggest miss for Sabean

You’re looking for things to pick on if you’re bringing up Accardo and the Ponson trade.

I didn’t bring up crap for crap trade. I brought up the good ones

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no no

It was not reasonable at the time!

You’re point was that “overall” Sabean is “terrific” at trades.

Crap for crap + some big misses is not terrific.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap for crap trades don’t bother me. Either way you have crap. GMs can poo back and forth….. forever. I won’t count it against them.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

it’s doesn’t add or take away from the resume

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet you give him credit for trading crap for good players?

So how you not take into account trading crap for crap?

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because trading crap for crap = 0 gains or losses

trading crap for good players = gains in wins

trading good players for crap = gains in losses.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a wrong way to think about it

Even if the players turn out to be crap they cleary had SOME value or another GM wouldn’t ask for them.

This is why people were so angry about the Freddy Sanchez trade. I wanted Freddy Sanchez badly but I thought giving up Alderson was stupid because I thought he had more VALUE. I believed, and still do, that packaging Barnes and Alderson could’ve gotten us something more than Freddy Sanchez and Ryan Garko

Just because another GM doesn’t evaluate correctly doesn’t mean you get a pass for not evaluating correctly as well.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

That doesn’t make it a bad trade. That makes it a meh trade.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know making tons of meh trades made you good at trades

Honestly, if you look at Sabes trade history it’s mostly as you put it “meh” trades.

How does that make you terrific at trades if you mostly just pass trash around.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because most trades are meh trades. The idea is that one team has an extra piece that some other team needs and that teams has an extra piece that the first team needs. Most of the time, they don’t amount to much and add nothing to either team other than new uniforms.

If look over the entirety of Sabean’s trade resume, there is a significant inbalance (toward the Giants) for player received v. players lost.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not how trades are made at all

Rarely are trades extra for extra. It’s usually one team has a need and gives up something of value for that need.

Trades are about assessing value for needs. It is a GMs job to extract more value than they are giving up. A great trading GM looks at the asset he’s giving up and usually determines it has less value than the asset he is getting.

In the Extra 2%, Andrew Freidman talks about how that’s how he makes trades. It’s called arbitrage in the financial world Friedman had come from.

Trading something of shit value for another thing of shit value is not very savvy.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with trying to evaluate like that from our perspective is that we don’t know all the information and therefore can’t accurately assess perceived value.
Obviously it’s easier to know your own guys than another team’s, so you might think you’re winning the trade when you’re breaking even. In the case of the Sanchez trade, we don’t if Sabean could see Alderson not living up to what they hoped he would be, asked around, found some GMs saw that coming too and some didn’t, and got the best value by finding a GM that didn’t realize he was getting ripped off.
Calbearjd is basically looking at it from hindsight, which has it’s own problems, but as far as rating success, I think it’s a pretty fair way to look at things.
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by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this a fair point

I actually almost brought up the same thing earlier.

I just think it’s wrong to just discount trading crap for crap and then simultaneously give credit when you trade crap for a good player.

Theoretically then, you should’ve been able to trade your crap for something of more value.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

but you don’t get dinged if you don’t. It just counts for extra credit…i.e. Lopez.RamRam trades last year.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that absolutely the only fair way we can assess a trade

is actual value traded for vs actual value traded against. We have absolutely no idea what the perceived value of prospects are in the giants org or throughout MLB.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That in itself is somewhat unfair

You can’t always do that. Who knows whether Vogelsong and Armando Rios and Kurt Ainsworth would have performed differently had they not been injured after their trades. Do you count subsequent injuries against the GM?

Plus, players have different values to different orgs. Freddy Sanchez does not have the same value to the 2009 Pittsburgh Pirates as he does to the 2009 San Francisco Giants, because the Pirates suck and need money, while the Giants are contending, have money, and are playing Burriss and Velez. You can’t just ignore the financial considerations behind a lot of these moves.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you're saying

there’s really no perfect way, but I think that saying “well that was a terrible trade because he was a great prospect before he got injured” is more problematic than just assessing actual provided value, especially if the injury is related directly to the way they play (mechanics, sliding wrong, running improperly, etc). Who knows, maybe the org saw something in his mechanics that they thought made him injury prone and factored that into his value

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?
Theoretically then, you should’ve been able to trade your crap for something of more value.

I don’t get this at all. No other teams are out there saying “Hey I’ve got this good player. Who has some crap they want to get rid of?”

Most trades are going to be fairly equal or they’re not going to get done in the first place. When trades don’t end up being equal, it’s usually because one of the players didn’t meet expectations.

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

There’s nothing inherently wrong with trading “crap for crap,” because neither scouting nor statistical analysis can project players with certainty. Maybe someone in the org sees something in a particular player that makes them think “sure, this is a longshot, but I see something in this guy that makes me think that he has a better shot to put it together than the other guy.”

That’s something I want my GM to do, because while it may be a longshot, you never know when someone is going to go all Jose Bautista on you.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not the only reason trades are made

That’s great, of course, and Friedman is an excellent GM. But some trades are made from a position of need, and some trades are made from holding surplus.

As a random example, let’s go back to Milwaukee in 2005. The Brewers have a perfectly cromulent first baseman in Lyle Overbay. Lyle Overbay was traded because Prince Fielder was ready. Without Fielder – or another better 1B – Overbay has value to the Brewers. With Fielder, Overbay has substantially less value to the Brewers.

That trade doesn’t get made just because Toronto “has a need and gives up something of value for that need.” Sure, Milwaukee can put Overbay on the bench to PH and fill in while grumbling about it, but that’s not optimal usage of the asset. Milwaukee basically has to make that trade, because Overbay is now worth more in trade value than he is to the Brewers.

That’s a different scenario than Milwaukee saying “well, we can trade Overbay to TOR because they have a need, and I have assessed that what we will get back is worth more than Overbay, plus the dropoff from using Wes Helms at 1B.”

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well said.

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by yoyomonster on Jun 16, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pierzynski was not reasonable

It was a bad trade: a first-round pick, a functioning middle reliever under team control and a top-shelf arm who can’t stay healthy for a one-year rental of an overrated, punchless hacker is a bad trade the day it is made. That Two of the three given up subsequently performed to the very top of their upside possibilities was awful luck besides, but the trade was indefensible even if they had merely performed to expectations.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pierzynski still had arb years remaining, IIRC.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and Sabs declined it.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, should have left the one-year rental out of the day-the-trade-was-made analysis. He was still a punchless hacker.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

In hindsight tho, he was a 1 year rental since he didn’t get offered arb and didn’t get traded.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes, but that wasn’t day-of-the-trade. I was wrong to mention it.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supply and demand. Second year arbitration “all star level” catchers are a rare commodity, and you have to overpay to get them. At time of trade, he overpaid, but not hugely.

Its the subsequent declining of the arbitration that makes the original premise terrible, but nobody could have predicted how poorly AJ fitted in here. Still, he should have found a way to trade him.

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ding ding ding

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overpaying is rarely a good idea

I don’t care if it’s for a rare commodity or not. With A.J., he wasn’t actually very good (and, yes, I thought this at the time). Then you add that Torrealba probably could have done an okay job. Then you add that the Giants had no closer (they decided to go with Herges in 04, and, uh, yeah, that didn’t work out) and Nathan was the only thing in the Giants bullpen resembling a bullpen ace. Then you add that they traded away two prospects.

Yeah. Bad trade. Even at the time of the deal. And, yes, I thought so then.

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pierzynski was actually pretty darned good at the time (whether you want to believe that or not).

He just wasn’t Jeff Kent. But he was an upgrade(!) over Jose Cruz, Jr. believe it or not. Had a better ’03.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. All average dependent, offensively

Often those types of guys don’t stay good for very long. Good in 03 doesn’t mean he was going to stay good. And, yeah, he wasn’t.

Also, I’m not big on singles hitters who don’t also walk a lot.

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, well...

Just looking at his B-R page, his seasons leading up to the trade were not bad.

He was certainly worth having on a team, but trading all that potential (plus Joe Nathan, who was good for the Giants!) was a bad move.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I must admit that a lot of it is my preference to avoid singles hitters who don’t walk. Though, the rest is true too.

I do agree that he was worth having on a team (and still is, really) That doesn’t mean it was a good trade, though.

Also, not only was Joe Nathan good in 03, but he was the only logical choice for closer the next year when Worrell left via free agency.

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the subsequent declining of the arbitration that makes the original premise terrible, but nobody could have predicted how poorly AJ fitted in here. Still, he should have found a way to trade him.

Just like old times! I used to debunk this one once a month like clockwork.

When AJ signed with the White Sox, it was for about half the money the Giants would have had to pay him in arbitration. Ergo, he had no trade value. None.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And as discussed earlier on another thread, the tragedy of this trade was that the team already had a pretty good young catcher.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

In fact, I mention it a few posts above (along with the fact that they really needed Nathan in the bullpen)

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Nathan can’t pitch under pressure. Don’t you remember the playoffs that year?

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember the rationale behind dumping Nathan

It made me and still makes me grrrrrr.

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AJ

had a oWAR of 2.2 and 3.9 the years before the Giants picked him up. He was 26 and still under team control.

That’s basically Buster level production.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to pretend that this comparison never happened.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

just wait

you might see him in the Moneyball movie as a Twin!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgive them Buster for they know not what they do.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but, double plays.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, what?

that’s not even close.

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
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by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Buster had a 3.2 production in 2/3rd of a year which probably means he would have ended with a 4 or so WAR.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At that pace he’d be at almost 5 WAR.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is going to be some leveling off

Buster wasn’t nearly as good at the end of the year as he was the first two months.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s more like like a win and half difference, so the same difference between a bench player and a regular.

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by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a half win difference between AJ’s 3.9 and Buster’s probably 4-4.5

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the average of 3.9 and 2.2 is not 3.9.

Guess which was closer to Pierzynski’s talent going forward?

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by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s oWAR. You can’t just ignore defense. And sure, while AJ only had slightly negative dWAR numbers, he had a reputation as crap defensively, to the point that Twins pitchers didn’t like him. This was well-known at the time.

The worst part is that Pierzynski may have been seen as an undervalued commodity, but then Sabean overpaid for him. Ridiculous.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also played a month at 1B.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was bad because they were looking to upgrade offense at catcher

and gave away great players to get it. That is terrible thinking. Offense at catcher is a bonus.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a perfectly fine idea if you actually get offense. AJ had had a career year and Sabean appeared to believe he was still getting better. Thing was, there was no reason in AJ’s minor- or major-league track record to think so.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for the steady progression in his oWAR the three previous years

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, what? wRC+: 104, 88, 101, 112. 112 looks like an outlier, 90-100 the true range.

112 is still his career high. 90 is his career mark.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

going from 88 to 101 to 112 is significant.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘The three previous years’ == 104, 88, 101.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he only played 33 games in 2000 (the 1st year)

2001: 88
2002: 101
2003: 112

All full seasons.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, he played 136 games

133 in the minors, where he hit 313/346/473.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay….I was talking about the majors but the first number is skewed since he only played 33 games in the majors.

a progression of 88 to 101 to 112 in three full seasons is pretty good and reasonable basis to assume that he would get better.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll rewrite, then: ‘[t]hing was, there was no reason in considering both AJ’s minor- or major-league track record to think so.’

He was a punchless hacker in the minors, then in the majors, then had a career year at age 26. Yes, some players build on that age-26 career year, but usually they show it in the minors first.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dispute that it’s a perfectly fine idea.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll trade for Johnny Bench every time I can.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is dumb

offense is offense is offense is offense. Doesn’t matter where your runs are coming from, an offensive improvement of 10 runs/year at catcher is worth EXACTLY the same as +10 runs/year at 1B

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was being sarcastic.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the penalty for sucky defense is much greater at catcher than first base.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no it's not.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the margin between "average" and "suck" might be narrower

but a -3 defender at C is worth the same amount of fielding runs as a -3 defender at 1B

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

and in any case

AJ was a perfectly cromulent defender

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you make the run penalty equal for shitty defense at each position that is true. That is not the case.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what "the margin between 'average' and 'suck' might be narrower" means

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

in other words

it’s easier to be a sucky catcher than a sucky 1B, but a -3 catcher and a -3 1B (oWAR being equal) provide the same amount of value.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, if you insist on using ‘-3 WAR’ as though it had some meaning. The fact is that a crappy catcher will cost more runs than a similarly crappy first baseman, if for no other reason than because the catcher is involved in more plays. This is why catcher is a premium defensive position.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yes

and -3 (runs, by the way) does have a meaning. Why do you insist it doesn’t?

Catcher is a premium defensive position because not many can play it well. The range of talents is still pretty narrow. The worst catcher and the worst 1b/2b/whatever will probably be worth about the same value defensively.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because defensive metrics aren’t that good (especially for catchers), WAR is dependent on them, and that citing a number as though it has real meaning leads one to a false sense of accuracy?
I’m not sure I buy your contention about catchers and first basemen. I would counter that the difference between Buster and Whiteside’s defense (at least how he’s played so far) may already be three runs after a month.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't buy YOUR contention about catchers and 1b

largely because teams wouldn’t put a guy who was costing them 20 runs/season at C. The real range of defensive value by position is likely to be very similar to each position, simply because someone who was taking away too much value with bad D at a hard position would be moved to an easier one.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are making my point for me.

the penalty for sucky defense is much greater at catcher than first base.

This is the reason teams don’t abide bad catchers, move bad catchers to other positions and deal with less offensive production from the catcher position. Because catcher is a premium defensive position and the penalty for having a crappy first baseman is less than it would be for having a crappy defensive catcher. Offensive production from a catcher is a bonus. So a narrow range of talent is a result of the importance of catching and not a refutation of it.
You can talk about ‘the real range of defensive value’ but the fact is you generally don’t look to the catcher’s position to upgrade your offense.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you generally don't

because the talent pool is small, not because it’s not valued as much or relative defensive skill is more important.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had me at Whiteside!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a team with weak pitching it made little sense to trade it for an offensive upgrade at a position that isn’t going to play close to every day.

At the time, it seemed like the Giants were trying to replace Kent’s (and, I guess, Cruz’s) bat in the lineup but they did it by going after a catcher, and that was/is just weird to me. He wasn’t a pure power guy anyway, and that’s what the Giants needed.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not often going to be able to replace a HOF bat through trade. At least, not without giving up the farm.

Playing every day or not STILL doesn’t matter. A run is a run is a run is a run.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand.

I am not offended that my opinion is considered dumb, either.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

It’s really frustrating when someone mistakes “that idea is dumb” for “you are dumb”. Really smart people have dumb ideas all the goddamn time.

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I've had to work real hard to see baseball from a different perspective.

I grew up around and in the game so I definitely saw it from a “Who is Fabio?” standpoint for most of my life. As such, I still hold on to old opinions that don’t hold any water because they’re mostly based on perception.

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Surely that's "goddam"?

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

what is offense again?

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"Doesn’t matter where your runs are coming from"

That is true, but it is easier to get them from some places than others.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

like Taco Bell vs Wendys.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would agree with that

and a 10 run upgrade at C may cost more than a 10 run upgrade at 1B. The baseball value of 10 runs at C and 10 at 1B is the same, but the $/prospect value could be wildly different

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol me

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also a lot easier to get that improvement at 1B versus catcher.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on your current 1B and C

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm speaking in general terms

Average hitting 1B and an average hitting catcher.

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by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that's actually true though

assuming you mean average for their positions, and not league average, in which case it’d be a no-brainer

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I believe the range of offensive production for 1st basemen is greater than that of catchers, so there’s a lot more availability to change around your production.

I say this with little statistical evidence and am simply looking at the offensive numbers for starters at both positions, along with my intuition.

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by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that's true

the range of wRAA for 1B was double that of C

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean gets half a pass for getting Pittsburgh to take Matt Morris AND his whole salary.

by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

Bengie to the Rangers for Chris Ray!

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He should sign more free agents to overpriced deals immediately, so he can trade them and increase his Value Over Replacement GM!

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Jesus Montero!

Or maybe Jesus Marimba.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he was traded I thought the world was ending. In little league I played for the Giants, played 3B, and wore #9. Of course, Williams was my favorite player. I have always liked the Dbacks ever since they came into the league just because of him.

Coincidentally, I just got a 1989 Matt Williams jersey in the mail about an hour ago. Was kinda funny to come here and see this post.

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I still have my Will Clark poster but it was replaced by a Mariah Carey poster when I was about 13

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Matt seems to fit in well with Gibson

They seem like the same type of people.

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Correct

Matt recently got bent out of shape because someone took too long rounding the bases after a HR. Gibson got mad at Aurilia for trying to bunt against the Tigers.

Old school hardasses.

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I can’t wait to see “Gibby’s” hard-ass ten game losing streak!!

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Kirk Gibson

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A little footwork will allow you to dodge him. He can’t move laterally.

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I will kick Gibson in the knee

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I kind of like old school hardasses.

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One needs to accept some stupidity with one’s hardassery.

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This is funny.

I was just thinking of how much I loved Rich when he played. I still want his autograph.

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kinkur

he was my favorite Giant from that era

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I just remember cheering for Matt Williams in the World Series because I knew he was a former Giant. I was also wondered why he licked his jersey before each AB.

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Wow!

I remember when he started doing that, and one day the announcers described why. If you recall, when Williams came up, he had a terrible time with chasing the low & away slider. Part of the remedy was to keep his front shoulder tucked, and the lick was to remind him.

What is really interesting was that I was playing adult baseball at the time, and I always chased that pitch, as well (who doesn’t?!), and I videotaped myself batting. What a shock to see my front shoulder flying open, and my back leg collapsing. So, that Matt Williams thing really helped me overcome that (sort of).

Kinda pissed me off that not a single coach I ever had had addressed that. Maybe it was part of the times, as I doubt many young players today would advance without some coach intervening because of the widespread use of video these days, along with the corresponding advancement in coaching.

A guy I’ve been working with lately used to pitch at Cal in the 60’s. They brought in an assistant coach, ex-MLB catcher Gus Triandos. He would tell old baseball stories, which was the extent of his coaching technique.

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand…are you taking notes?

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s where his brain fails him

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hits doubles

And makes great plays in the field!

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that play were closer at the plate, we’d be cursing his major double-clutch windup toss…

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Gus.

The old Oriole. Saw him catch against the Angels several times.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was on Home Run Derby, IIRC.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I became a Giants fan late in 1997 so I never got to see Williams in orange and black. It’s all legend to me but maybe someday, MLB will start releasing DVD sets of complete seasons and I’ll get ‘93 so I can finally see that lineup I’ve heard so much about with Bonds, Clark, Williams, Thompson, Clayton, McGee, etc..

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jun 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was always too much of a Will Clark fan to care much about Matt Williams.

And then when Clark was gone, I couldn’t bring myself to care as much about the others… for a little while, anyway.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of curiosity, did you blame Barry for Will Clark leaving the team?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Jun 16, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

I didn’t like Will’s pissy attitude at the time; but then, of course, as I got older and read up a little bit more, it’s clear that there wasn’t enough underwear for two dicks in that clubhouse and one of them had to go.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I really liked Clark as a kid but he struck me as a Kent-like player. A lot of intensity but annoying as heck.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I felt too.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gus Triandos

I had his baseball card – he was on the Phillies iirc.

What can (Gary) Brown do for you?

by Lyle on Jun 16, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best line I heard last night at my bar.

(From a tourist)

“We just got back from San Francisco. We had a great time, but man… For being soo small, they really pack a lot of shit in that city.”

Why yes…. yes they do.

by iHateBochy on Jun 16, 2011 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

San Francisco

Full of Shit.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Packed full of a lot of it.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

is a lot more than a ton?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you pack it by hand . . .

 . . . you get more into the container.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about the fecal density.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only remember Matt Williams as a Diamondback.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i remember him rubbing his chin on his shoulders during his at bats

by IRONxMIKE on Jun 16, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember him rubbing his chin on his shoulders during his at bats

He was actually biting his shirt to keep his front side from flying out. A trick taught in Little League.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jun 16, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WOULD!!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
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by Giant Torture on Jun 16, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t actually remember Matt Williams playing. At all.

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by garbanzo24 on Jun 16, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you 12?

He was on the Diamonbacks in 2003. If you are 12, that makes sense, because you would have been like 4, but I’m working under the assumption that the 24 in your name indicates age.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the number of him/her required to make a decent amount of hummus.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 17

I became a fan in the 2001-2002 offseason, but I was 8 and 9 during Williams’ last two seasons with the D’backs. Little beany couldn’t be bothered with players who got 250 at bats on other teams, since I was barely aware of the value of juice boxes.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Clark’s minor league numbers were insane. I always thought it was a shame that he never played with Will Clark.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standing pat

“He didn’t know how good Kent would be! He made the trade for Tavarez!”

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Jun 16, 2011 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

note to gallo

if you have an extra ticket for a Twins game, I’d be up for going…

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I ain't got no extras.

I have the one from Timmeh for Wed night and I’m still looking for one on Thursday. If no luck by tonight on the private market, I’ll just go to the on line source. If you’d like to go on Thurs, I can get two together. Let me know by about 5 this pm. And let me know what price level / seat level you have in mind.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll shoot you an email to what’s listed on your profile page…

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

I’m at my school cleaning out the room for a while, but I’ll be home in a few hours.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’ll make you suck my ass!”

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

In retrospect

It seems like blocking Aurilia was a terrible idea. But at the time, remember, Aurilia HAD been given the starting position for most of 1996 and he was absolutely wretched: 60 OPS+, .295 OBP, .269 wOBA. Choose your stat, it was awful. And it’s not like Richie was ever a defensive wizard.

Surely in the November organizational meetings when the FO looked back over the wreckage and said, where do we need to upgrade, it makes sense that SS was one the Must Upgrade list, because Aurilia did absolutely nothing to inspire confidece or suggest that he should be handed a position again on the ’97 team.

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MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Jun 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Then Aurillia started taking steroids and all was right in the world

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was good in AAA, though.

And before he could hit, he was considered a great defender. Then he could hit, and that meant he wasn’t as good.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chain of logic similar to chain of fools.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the Aretha Postulate.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better than the Urethra Pustulate.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie didn’t play much in AAA, but his longest (and first) line was a .279/.361/.384 in about 300 PA as a 23 year old in the PCL playing his home games in a very offensively friendly environment in Phoenix. I wouldn’t really call that particularly good. And that came the year after he’d put up a .693 OPS as a 22 year old in his first shot at AA (in the Texas league).

Alll in all, I don’t there’s anything in his minor league career that screams out that he was a likely big league starter in the making.

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Jun 16, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally OT

But good gosh this flooding in Iowa and Nebraska is getting ridiculous. You can see my old apartment building in some of the shots of the Omaha skyline. Apparently I-29 is going to be closed for months.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t forget SD. We’re pretty fucked too.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure. And Missouri and Montana, too. It’s really fucking bad.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me wonder why they didn’t just let out more water from all of the reservoirs in anticipation of all of the snow melting.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

after 100+ years of hardscaping, they’ve run out of capacity

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who needs infrastructure?

No more taxes!

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol GOP

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jun 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

but climate change will make it all hot and dry, rite?

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH...

Science!!!!

Kill it with fire!

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jun 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no sex shampagne rume

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That whole thing is pretty dumb IMO.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

with relish, media consumes Weiner

by justhangin on Jun 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the headline in the NY Post.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo! now has:

After Weiner’s resignation, what comes next?

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw something about his support petering out on Talking Points Memo.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody usually

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Yahoo!
In a news conference marked by loud heckling, embattled Rep. Anthony Weiner announced he would resign from Congress effective immediately, bowing to days of public pressure from members of his own party.

Heh.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

but these little tin gods get so sensitive these days

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is plenty. They just get thrown out or arrested (or both).

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Post

so much.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My best Matt Williams memory

How he ended the best game I’ve ever attended.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with this even outside of a baseball context!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-18 since sweeping Los Gigantes

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 16, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Curse Of Buster Posey: Tonight on Nightline

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Revenge is a dish best served by running over John Buck

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw

Revenge is best served watching the Marlins flail miserably and get steamrolled in the standings by the entire league.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I was waiting for this

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 16, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Floridian friends don’t think this is nearly as hilarious as I do.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOSE CANSECO!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bugs Bunny was a prophet

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

America's Australia

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

BOOOOO

Australia’s awesome

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t somebody who posts here live in Australia?

What can (Gary) Brown do for you?

by Lyle on Jun 16, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Cave?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s back in prison.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Williams was my favorite Giant when I was a kid and I was completely heartbroken after hearing about the trade. I remember going to a game early in the ’97 campaign and going on a rant about how “Williams would have had that” following a Mueller fielding error. Eleven year old me was pissed.

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by j14 on Jun 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRITS!

link

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i think that number would be higher in the USA

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was going to be my reply. I doubt we are in better shape.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many men are in West Virginia? You can add that population to the total

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL XANTHAN'S HIDDEN PENIS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people have never been to Wisconsin. Or the entire south.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like me.

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. Basically any rural or less affluent area is going to have higher rates of obesity because it costs a lot of money to be skinny.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh

well, that’s not exactly right, but close enough

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are lots of really poor Chinese people

that are not fat though.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think the Chinese government subsidizes beef and corn syrup.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang. Beat me to it.

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different milieu.

In first-world countries, the cheap foods are fattening: lots of sugar and fat. In the U.S. in particular, we (that’s you and I, ask not for whom the cash register tolls, it tolls for thee) heavily subsidize sweetening crops and products, especially corn syrup, in a way that seriously distorts market forces.

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this line.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been to DC.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how most of them would start to exercise if they had man boobs, as if not being able to see their penis wasn’t bad enough.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Wait, men don’t have vagina’s down there?!”

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jun 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

£

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, a copy error in the headline.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless they all share one penis, which they collectively cannot see.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s possible.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re like the Ood except a penis instead of a brain.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That clears it up.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not congressman weiner's then

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOCIALISTS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIFE UPDATE

I purchased a new iPod. It’s nice.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The game of Life is probably one of the best board games

Monopoly
Risk
Taboo
Pictionary

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALDERDASH!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner!

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Risk is pretty fun for a while

Monopoly is adequate. Life is one of those interminable “randomly generate number and move piece” games.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!

actually my GF bought me the game for the PS3 and it’s awesome

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh... fond memories of that game.

That was foreplay for me and a special lady friend in college.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it’s exactly like it was in the 90’s. It’s so much fun

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I’m not sure I like being insulted by a video game. A blog commentariat, fine, but not a video game.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever have more kids than would fit in your little car?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the rules say that you are not allowed to.

Milton Bradley supports birth control

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

you just stack them one on top of the other, just like in real life.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI FOLKS, MIGUEL TEJADA FOR CLOWN CARS!!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case you just get another one.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Settlers of Catan

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's goes into another category of board games

Axis and Allies/Shogun

Never played diplomacy but I heard it was good.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of insanely complicated, though. I got destroyed the first time I tried to play. It didn’t help that I had Austria-Hungary.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diplomacy? Them's simple rules!

Lot of strategy, Austria and Italy are bad choices to start

by Hyoton on Jun 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty much true for almost anything in life.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

from wiki
Diplomacy was the first commercially published game to be played by mail

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

thankfully, the moves can be automated now from your orders. GMing was a hassle in the “olden days”

by Hyoton on Jun 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, this is a classic.

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delorean go me into that game. It’s really very good.

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I have longest road! :D

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/puts settlement smack dab in the middle of ch3zyp00fs road

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

I assume you got a decent deal in advance of release of whatever they’re releasing whenever they’re releasing it.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the one near me was doing $50 off

And I had just received a nice (and unexpected) $200 graduation gift in the mail, so the way I see it, I really only paid 150 for it.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still waiting to get my

Samsung Galaxy S2…then I’ll just use that for my music player.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have bought our 2000 Jetta with the wonky transmission instead. It’s pretty clean.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

clean + wonky trans
or
stinky + fabulous trans

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG LOL

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that and reasonably warm weather

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the weather has improved my mood tremendously.

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty good, yeah.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in a great mood, hell yeah. I’ll be walking without crutches hopefully this weekend, and looks like I’ll be going back to work the following week. So excited for this.

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PSSSSSS Agent Ned, You are blowing it.

Headquarters to Agent Ned. Agent Ned. Please shut up. You are blowing your cover.

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Agent Stan is doing a fantastic job
Stan Conte, the team’s director of medical services, has had a full training room all season.

“I feel personally responsible,” Conte said. “I don’t know that I’ve ever seen this many injuries. So I can only comment on that part of it. We have had inordinate number.”

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are times when I secretly want Barajas to be our catcher this season, and then I drink.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rad Bara-has, as Scully pronounces it.

also, you might be crazy

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

#

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned’s facial expression is priceless.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like Carmen Policy

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough hair dye

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

X

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

His teeth are shopped

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

our home win song kicks ass on the cubs home win song

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

prony’s gonna come after you, dude

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't like Tony Bennett?

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

personally

I think that his phrasing and tone quality are first rate, but his intonation is rather horrible. But that’s just me.

Get well soon, Buster.

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old people be hatin’

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I’m younger than Tony Bennett.

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by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who isn't??

/Miguel Tejada frowns and slowly bows his head

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah but it’s his style. Sometimes I do not like Sinatra when he’s singing certain songs. His voice/style doesn’t work will for upbeat songs for me.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phrasing and tone quality

are sophisticated ways music nerds describe what regular people call “style.” Perhaps there’s some baseball-related parallel, but it escapes me at the moment.

Get well soon, Buster.

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I Left My Heart?

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I can sit back at the park and enjoy the dulcet tones of Mr. Tony Bennet while the herd thins out.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am glad

we are not the only ones that do this.

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It gives me a deep sense of satisfaction.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TONY BENNETT DOESN'T IMPRESS ME!!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third best singer at best

At best!

Riding the Bondswagon since 1993.
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by SixSixtyOne on Jun 16, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure this is 'chasm

but either way, his rendition of Anything Goes still amazes me.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait no

I should make clear: I love I Left My Heart In San Francisco

I hate that they play Song 2 by Blur right after we win. They still do that, right?

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong again.

Blur is one of the greatest bands of the past 20 years.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Damon Albarn (Gorillaz FTW)

But I just don’t like the idea that we need a song RIGHT AFTER THE GAME IS OVER. Let everybody cheer and get loud, and then as it starts to quiet down, hit ’em with the Tony.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t want to go to a party you throw.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And anyway, I think the version they play is not the original Blur version, but some amped-up techno version of it.

by sycasey on Jun 16, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need an amped up techno version of I left My Heart.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need an amped up techno version of Miguel Tejada!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they use the Baha Men once upon a time?

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

2000

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to make that season more painful

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That song is the most 2000 thing in existence.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for 11 year olds

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I remember that song being played during the 02 season?

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by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because by 2002 all the teams were playing it.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love/hate remembering that year.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still angry Schmidt didn’t win the Cy Young in 2003.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOY THE WAY GLENN MILLER PLAYED

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG BAND MUSIC FTW!

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

º

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really was a meathead!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s his Zito look.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reiner Blue Steel!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magnum!

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played a lot of big band music in high school

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But they don’t play the whole song.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes it even worse

Just the WHOOOOO HOOOO

I can whoo hoo without prompting, thanks.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say that now

But let’s see how you do if they don’t play it.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

kinda burned into my brain now, like that dumb Gary Glitter song was at Rangers games after goals.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that song in sports arenas.

But not anywhere else. Also Gary Glitter is creepy

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that was years before that happened, and I daresay it hadn’t made it to ballparks yet. It seemed very hockey-tastic.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should play Chelsea Dagger instead

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Too many bad memories of that song during the hockey playoffs last year.

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by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The should play Dolly Dagger.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can whoo hoo without prompting, thanks.

I bet you can, you stud!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO FACE

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I CAN LEAVE MY HEART IN SF WITHOUT BEING TOLD TO, THANKS FOR NOTHING OLD MAN

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HAHAHA

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be funny if every win, no matter how early in the season, resulted in a full-on extravaganza on the field. Fireworks, dancing girls / guys, fire trucks on the field with sirens blazing, a live yak…every time.

Opposing teams would actually fear losing here.

by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and also

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I thought that that shirt said something completely different.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG LOL

Like the South Park episode when Stan’s dad was on Jeapordy

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

=(

you reminded me that south park is ending

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It’s not ending.

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by cheno on Jun 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

There was really no other way to look at that episode imo, I’m glad they don’t actually feel that way

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope they follow through with what they’ve set up. The next half-season could be brilliant and fresh or staid and kind of lame.

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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finally watched that episode. First one I've seen all season.

Heck, maybe the first South Park I’ve watched in a year and a half. Just fantastic.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This caused me to actually fall down laughing.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

His head looks shopped…

Preemptive TWWMS

(That’s what Weiner’s mistress said)

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by cheno on Jun 16, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard it for the first time the other night. It’s awful.

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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you were in the hospital at the time, near the mindwipe machine.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basketball OT:

Yahoo is projecting the Warriors to pick a guy named Bismack Biyombo

I would like for this to happen.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

There are some great names in this year’s NBA draft.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm wrecking this

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also acceptable

any reference to a battleship or Kaisers.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the Dakotas?

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of the Dakotas.. it didn’t treat Laura Ingalls Wilder very well.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha...

interesting article on ESPN (crazy I know) about Biyombo. One scout who watched him work out was quoted as saying that

“Bismack Biyombo just played a game of one-on-none … and he lost.”

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jun 16, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's pretty much a defensive specialist ala Ben Wallace

Start growing out that fro Bismarck!

BTW: I am convinced that Wallace became terrible once he cut the fro. Aside from the Samson issues, the fro was good at blocking a player’s vision of the hoop.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how much Panik would be on this site if the Giants went 3-18 in a 3 week stretch.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a year when they were supposed to be good?

utter meltdown

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

think back to last year’s games before the all star break and magnify it by eleventy

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the spot at the end of June last year, didn’t we lose like 11 of 13 or something?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

there’s definitely one of those in the works this year, we just haven’t seen it yet.

As pathetic as this offense currently is, any bad stretch of starting or pen pitching could end up as a few weeks with only a couple wins.

by nofreetime on Jun 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooooo

New Marlins ballpark should have them streaming in!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

In their defense

It is really fucking hot today. Like, triple digits in Texas Humidity.

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That wouldn’t have stopped me from going to our parade.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you are part of the 200K that would have showed up

so that doesn’t prove or disprove anything….

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was fucking hot on Nov 1, 2010

Especially for November.

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It was totally gorgeous.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite part about the weather is when the Giants were holding the trophy.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd guess

there were only a couple of hundred thousand at the Giants parade. I’m not buying the estimated million number.

by nofreetime on Jun 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty warm in Alabama that night, too. I moved out later that month, and I remember it was blazing hot…on November 22.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TGWTWS warmed the world

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Cliff Barnes.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree/Disagree: The following is (currently) the best lineup the Giants can use on a given day:

C: Chris Stewart
1B: Aubrey Huff
2B: Bill Hall
3B: Pablo Sandoval
SS: Brandon Crawford
LF: Cody Ross
CF: Andres Torres
RF: Nate Schierholtz

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Jun 16, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I stopped at the first one because I thought it was a batting order.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I’d have Burrell – Torres – Ross OF

Other than that, fine. Then when Fontenot comes back, slot him in over Crawford.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

I’m still not a Nate Schierholtz believer.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I believe that he's who he is

I just believe Pat’s a bit better. Pat’ll put up 30-40 points of OBP above Nate. That’s more than Nate’s D is worse.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

We’ve also discussed how he’s much more batting average-dependent and I don’t think Nate Schierholtz will be a .290-.320 hitter. I really like his defense, but the Giants need guys who don’t make outs more than anything else.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about

Sit Burrell for Nate when someone like Bumgarner is pitching because he isn’t a strikeout pitcher like Lincecum?

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by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

Pat doesn’t make that play Rowand made

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sense?

Isn’t prognosticating this, that or the other thing precisely what a team tries to do when they a) construct a roster or b) construct a lineup?

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But not because Pat Burrell or Aaron Rowand would have been better at making one particular type of play in one game.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t base decisions off individual plays, or at least they shouldn’t.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy does.

Sometimes for weeks on end.

sigh.

by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not indiviudal plays

…but defensive replacements are because the risk of a play not being made is high enough to warrant making the change

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

if ifs and buts were coconuts, the, um…. yeah… nevermind

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Schierholtz . . .

. . . as little as .280 might (I haven’t run the numbers) make him about as good with the bat as Ross. But I’m not sure yet that he can do even that. (Nor am I sure he cannot.)

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He certainly does not have the power that Ross has, though.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the walk rate

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, let's see.

But remember first that Schierholtz, on a career basis, is at a disadventage because he has rarely if ever had any extended stretches of playing more or less every day.

Man:   BB%      TB/PA     BA     TOP
Nate   5.4       1.50    .268    667
Cody   7.0       1.75    .266    822

Ross has the obvious advantage. But the walks difference isn’t huge, the BA’s are essentially identical, and Nate probably has more power than that shows (probably more like 1.6 or even 1.65). So if he upped his BA to .280 or so, it would be a deal closer a matter.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody’s walk rate has improved since he’s been a Giant.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 innings of Burrell

3 innings of Schierholtz

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by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

needs more burrell. can he play C?

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not be opposed to finding out.

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by deuce deuce on Jun 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

More or less agree.

I’m not 100% sold on Bill Hall or that Nate > Burrell. But wouldn’t be angry to see that line up daily.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you slot Manny Burriss over Hall?

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by deuce deuce on Jun 16, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess not.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can’t be the best without Burrell.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

with a short leash for Hall and/or platoon with Burriss if Hall sucks.

Yuck.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Hall sucking may bring more value than Burriss.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’d have to be Tejadacular, and Burriss has to make more of the good plays and less of the clanky ones.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hall's 31, Burriss is 26

And Hall at his worst is still better than Burriss at his best.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's why it's weird.

Burriss really has like no upside.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

upside:

fast mark derosa without the power and walks?

by Hyoton on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, not very good.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We keep forgetting . . .

. . . that De Rosa is going to make a serious effort to return this year. And though I assume everyone is sarcastically skeptical, we don’t actually know that he can’t.

Boy, if he could, what a plus that would be. He really caused more loss than any injury save Posey’s, because he was Plan B at several positions.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has wrists tho

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, Burriss is 26??!?

wow. I thought he was like 22. Yeah, he’s not going to get any better.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

he was already 23 or something when he got his cup of coffee. He’s Mayor of Fresno now.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prestigious!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although

how many of you thought that he was going to screw up that game ending play yesterday?

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

::shrug::

I didn’t have any expectations. He didn’t panic, so he came out looking good (to me, anyway).

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

C: Pablo Sandoval
1B: Aubrey Huff
2B: Bill Hall
3B: Nate Schierholtz
SS: Brandon Crawford
LF: Pat Burrell
CF: Andres Torres
RF: Cody Ross

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd try Pat at 3B, keeping Nate in RF.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both guys have played 3rd.

To be honest, I’d rather see Burrell try it out rather than see Tehaha in the lineup.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn at 3b

FTW!!

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by camwoody on Jun 16, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBH, I’m a little trigger-shy on Pablo catching, in light of what happened to our other best hitter while catching.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d probably take Pat to start games, then in the 6th inning Nate subs him out, so both get 2 ABs a game. Besides, Nate only gets hits after the 6th inning :)

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

By "currently" . . .

. . . I assume you mean till Fontenot and Belt return.

Still, disagree. Burrell needs to be in there in LF. Put who you like of Ross or Schierholtz in RF, but the other gets used often enough so that we basically have 4 outfielders playing 3/4 time each.

When Fontenot gets back, he goes to SS; when Belt gets back, he goes to RF and you have to make a hard choice between Ross and Schierholtz for 4th rotating outfielder.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OT - My little brother, WTF?

My little bro used to sing a lot of jazz when he was young. as he got older he got into more rock and indie stuff and I paid a lot less attention. He just sent me this link to his cover of a Michael Buble song, and I was pretty blown away. Especially by the second half of the song.

Def worth a listen. IMO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-hKZwLVVLI

by projectmayhem713 on Jun 16, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty good.

Great tone.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t change the station if this turned up the radio.

Good stuff. Seriously.

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m jealous of that studio setup he has.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Buble wrote Feeling Good?!

In all seriousness, he’s got a pretty good voice.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jun 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yes, maybe Sabean could have pilfered Jeromy Burnitz, Sean Casey, Brian Giles, or Richie Sexson

I’m in this line. He got lucky with Kent. IIRC, Kent was “Mr. April” in those days, with hot April starts and then cooled off. 1997 was a real breakthrough for him.

Imagine Matty for Kent and Giles. Wotta steal, and perfectly realistic.

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by achiappanza on Jun 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

My dad stopped being a Giants fan for about 10 years because of this trade.

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Hello old friend.

The Angels inked righty Jerome Williams for their Triple-A rotation, tweeted his agency Full Circle Sports Management. The 29-year-old was drafted 39th overall by the Giants back in ‘99, one pick after the Rangers grabbed Colby Lewis. Williams hasn’t pitched in the bigs since ’07.

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by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Only twenty-nine??

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW.

Seems like forever since he was a Giant. I can’t believe he’s only 29. But the sad part is that they got rid of Kazmir for HIM? WOW.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if you're a has been prospect

you need to go to Japan and get awesome.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call bullshit. There’s no way he’s still 29.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerome Lee Williams (born December 4, 1981 in Honolulu, Hawaii) is a Major League Baseball pitcher who is currently signed by the Lancaster Barnstormers. He has played with the San Francisco Giants (2003-2005), Chicago Cubs (2005-2006), Washington Nationals (2007), Los Angeles Dodgers (2008), and Oakland Athletics (2009). Williams was a Giants’ 1st-round draft pick in the 1999 Major League Baseball Draft, the 39th overall selection. He was a regular starter in the Giants rotation in 2003-2004, going 7-5 with a 3.30 ERA in 2003 and 10-7 with a 4.24 ERA in 2004.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is he hiding??

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by camwoody on Jun 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could it be...

SATAN???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really upset when the Giants traded him.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

For fucking LaTroy Hawkins.

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by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

David Aardsma

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I’ve never forgotten.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not know this about Williams
He is of Hawaiian-Chinese-Portuguese-Spanish-Japanese-Norwegian-African-Filipino-American ancestry.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a way of just kinda sneaking in there.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 16, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS?

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, no wonder I liked him so much

I have his jersey. I got my picture taken with him on picture. day. Ugh, I hate baseball.

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by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is

almost everyone born in Hawaii. Well, without the Lars part.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBAMA IS CHINESE

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito

2-0, 1.98 ERA, 0.805 WHIP, 12 Ks in 13.2 IP in AAA Fresno..

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Prospect extraordanaire.

Trade him while his value is “up”.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really would like for him to be 2+ WAR Zito so the Giants can trade Sanchez

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP IT

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re making me cry

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything looks better when compared to Fresno

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

correction

He’s in San Jose

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Also, you mean demoted

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, thank you

I am pretty interested how he does tonight though. What time’s the fresno game? 7?

by Hyoton on Jun 16, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too old for the league.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jun 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Moneyball Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiAHlZVgXjk

Sorry if old…that would be twice in two days.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jun 16, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah…two strikes.

See discussion above about Mr. Brand.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

fiddlesticks!

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jun 16, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the point? it’s not like he ever gets an AB anyways.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Matt Williams

Which is why it’s weird to look at his stat lines after the sabermetric revolution and realize that he actually wasn’t as good as we thought (because his OBPs usually sucked).

On the other hand, DINGERZ!

by sycasey on Jun 16, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The day Williams was traded

My sister cried her eyes out, and wouldn’t stop. I think she is still upset.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jun 16, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Tonights lineup? guesses?

Torres CF
Hall 2B
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Nate RF
Ross LF
Crawford SS
Stewart C
Vogelsong P

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I think Rowand starts instead of Nate.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way that happens. We’re facing a tough RHP, that’s suicide for Rowand. if anyone starts over Nate, it’s Pat.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't say I would do it.

But Rowand started vs. a tough righty last week.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think at this point, Bork knows what’s up. Rownads started the next 2 days in the WSH series, and didn’t get another hit. I can’t see him starting again today. Kinda inclined to believe Bork realizes the split.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but did you see that relay that saved the game?

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course I did. did you see Burrell hit a HR in the Reds series and sit the next day?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn't a clutch HR.

It was like a 7 run game.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

clutch doesn’t exist!!

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still just trying to think like Bochy

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just kidding. I personally think clutch does exist.

If you’re really trying to think like Bork, you’ll want to shoot helium into your head through your ears first.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think clutch plays and moments exist.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I

As a product of random variation.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think “clutch” exists outside normal statistical occurrences. That is, there are such things as timely hits. But there is little evidence to support the idea that certain players get those hits more often because of some je ne sais quoi they possess.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I’m still just trying to think like Bochy"

I must admit, that one requires more answer than I can put in a pithy remark that isn’t banal.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that sentence. I like the construction of it.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The series is won

I bet Sandoval rests and they put Tehaha at 3B

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bangs head on desk

winning today is the difference between 1.5 up or 3.5 up. I’d rather see them rest guys vs the A’s than vs our top division rivals.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction for Oakland

Torres CF
Tejada 3B
Sandoval 1B
Ross LF
Huff DH
Schierholtz RF
Hall 2B
Crawford SS
Whiteside C

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, we get the DH…. You gotta use Burrell as your DH I would imagine.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make the most sense (the Giants are one of the few teams in the NL with a legit middle-of-the-order bat on their bench), but he doesn’t like DHing. I read that Sandoval was going to play some first base in Oakland.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

no bueno.

so we’re using the DH to essentially get Miguel into the game.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, where’d you read that?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t recall offhand, but I think it was on Baggs’ blog.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm… hopefully Bork does the smart thing. I liked seeing the lineup with a real middle of the order yesterday.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't like DHing

I’ve heard that. But I bet he likes it better than not playing. And even if not, as bad as Burrell’s been, I’d still rather have an unhappy Pat the Bat at the plate than Tejada.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say that Burrell is unhappy with the Giants, rather, he may be unhappy with himself for not performing and thus, being kinda cut out of the roster.

He said himself, last year (before they even won the WS) that he would come back as a bench player, if that’s what it took. and the contract he signed reflects that wish.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres CF
Hall 2B
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Burrell LF
Ross RF
Crawford SS
Whiteside C

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swoop!
The Astros released catcher Max Ramirez and first baseman/DH Brian Dopirak, tweets Zachary Levine of the Houston Chronicle. The Astros had signed Ramirez in May after he’d been released by the Cubs. Dopirak was added in December. Both players had OBPs under .290 in their brief Triple-A stints.

MLBTR

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by deuce deuce on Jun 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dropped by the Disastros AND Flubs??

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they kept Matt Downs. Just saying.

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by nvsfg on Jun 16, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the trade at the time, still like it today. When you have a losing team, exchanging a 31-year-old star for a slew of youngsters who might grow up to be good is almost always going to be a smart move.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine being Pittsburgh and having that philosophy shit on your head every year.

I agree, BTW.

by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it helps

if you occasionally get value and draft good players too.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

I actually kind of forgot how bad the 96 team was. Yeah, that was a baaaaaaaaad team.

So I stopped viewing the trade in this context. Also, I keep looking at Matty’s 99 season and going, that was a nice season.

So, yeah, I’m probably too harsh on this trade.

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know we talk about the amazing stories of Torres and Vogelsong

But Jeff Kent and Jason Schmidt (both traded for by Sabean) were similar stories. We’ve been really lucky in this regard (or maybe Sabean is really good at finding these types of players)

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t Schmidt a pretty hot prospect with the Braves?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might have been

I don’t really know. But he went from being mediocre for a long time to being possibly the best pitcher in baseball at the age of 30.

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC he was considered a bust by 2001.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it looks like he had a down year in 2000. What a great Giant. Awesome for us and then terrible with the Dodgers after signing a big contract.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got my ESPN Magazine

Giants are the 32nd Best Franchise in Sports.

Somehow the Sharks beat them at 13

Packers are 1st

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jun 16, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought they were getting close to paying that off. Maybe I was wrong.

by ELOOIE on Jun 16, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it is done in 2020

But the annual debt service is chump change compared to their revenue.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I read somewhere they were accelerating the payoff to make cap room. maybe I was wrong.

by ELOOIE on Jun 16, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought

I read that some or much of that debt was in the form of notes payable to individual owners.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to this article you’re at least approximately right.


SBC Park cost $315 million. After selling the naming rights for $50 million and raising about $90 million through personal seat licenses and corporate sponsorships, the Giants borrowed $175 million for construction. The team pays about $17 million annually to service that debt, and will for another 15 years.
(article was written in 2004, so that would be 2019)

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they should make Zito Pick up part of the cost.

by ELOOIE on Jun 16, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just think, after 2013, the Giants can pay off the entire mortgage payment with the money they won’t be paying Zito, with some left over!

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

is not reassuring.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably tax-deductible.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

his salary is

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this is the criteria...

Title Track
Ownership
Coaching
Players
Fan Relations
Affordability
Stadium Experience
Bang for the Buck

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jun 16, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I’d have had us higher. But whatever.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angels are #4

COME ON

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jun 16, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Disney’s California Angels of Anaheim to you.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 16, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Happiest Team on Earth.

by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just look at them


/bans self

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This doesn't affect me anymore

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

....

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jun 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cock Hat.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arm porn

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the only reason I could find it and post it.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still horrible.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel nothing looking at that now.

I think the Posey injury replays that will go on for 10 years will hurt more than the 2002 WS loss.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at the guy with the jacket on

He’s like what’s all this hullabaloo about?

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey wait, this isn’t the Plumber’s Supply Sales Convention?”

by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

VERNON WELOLS

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT KAZMIR!

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t surprise me that the Sharks are so high.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Dustin Ackley was the one that does drugs

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Now I'm going to have a choco taco

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

you win the internet

and you win the internet

and you and you and you

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't had one in awhile

Pretty stick with McDonald’s ice cream cones or Skinny Cow Ice Cream sandwiches.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't had one since 8th grade

They sold those in my middle school cafeteria. It’s the only thing I miss about middle school.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as “random elections” and I got excited.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How excited?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll leave that to the imagination.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is excited

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

my friend wanted to name his band The No Reason Boners, random erections sounds classier though

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had one. I need to correct that problem.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn’t trade up for an It’s It, eh?

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just found some root beer candy that I got from Claim Jumpers a week ago

serviceable as a candy.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally OT: But needed some help

Sorry for the OT:

Does anyone recognize this signature? My son received a ball signed by some of the Giants staff. I figured out all except this one. Any help would be awesome!

Thanks in advance.

by dnic24 on Jun 16, 2011 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Whose signature have you figure out so far?

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

have so far

bochy, garner, righetti, kelly and bam bam

by dnic24 on Jun 16, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the signature being Wotus would make sense. that’s the whole main coaching staff

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

This is his…

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by hairball on Jun 16, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that the last time the Pirates had a winning season?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s upside down

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Jun 16, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The SyFy Channel

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gene Simmons?

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shinjo

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by cheno on Jun 16, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my guess too

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Shinjo in English.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother caught a Shinjo HR once, then got Shinjo to sign it after the game. He did sign “#5” but the actual signature was in Japanese.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks upside down, dude.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Arabic.

Osama Bin Laden signed your ball before going teats up.

by younghutch on Jun 16, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone on the Giants actually signed my hat, and the signature really looks like it says Osama Bin Laden.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall a few years ago some palyers got in trouble for signing the names of serial killers or something like that instead of their real names. I’d like to think it was members of the Dodgers bullpen but I don’t remember.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that's upside down

Unless it’s like arabic or something. No English letters have a dot underneath them.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

flipped the other way

I had thought wotus – but that is who i will say it is :)

by dnic24 on Jun 16, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like an it in there somewhere

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops and i

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a bad movie.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lifetime movie

about a single mom and her son, starring the Guvernator as the dad?

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by yoyomonster on Jun 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever it is has an i in his name.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turns out I signed it.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That first character looks like a stick figure that has just been assaulted.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks beheaded

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say Bill Hayes but that dot is throwing me off

by geef on Jun 16, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it wasn’t Rags because he dots his Is with a heart

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 16, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Flemming?

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still looks upside down

Maybe try flipping it 90 degrees.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, there's some squiggles on the ball

but I think that says “Rawlings”

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking Tim Flannery. Because I have no idea.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa!

?

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP via LOL BAGGS

CF Rowand
2B Burriss
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
LF Ross
RF Schierholtz
SS Crawford
C Whiteside
P Vogelsong

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It's ok

Vogelsong knows how to win.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

For fucks sake Bochy why isn’t Torres…!?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres losing his job back to Rowand is one thing I really, really, really didn’t see coming.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did this happen

I haven’t been able to follow the season as closely as I’d like this year, so is there a reason?

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GRITTY GAMERY GAMER

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres walks too much.

Needs to be more aggressive.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t make barehanded catch-and-throws off the wall.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so the usual Bochy Boneheaded B.S.

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone really knows what’s going on, including Bochy. But Torres hasn’t played much in the last few days.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes you wonder if he hurt himself a little on some of those plays he’s been making at Chase Field

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least that would be a reason

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why he was used in yesterday's game?

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

might have happened last night. Bork had legit reason for using Rowand vs a LHP, but Torres had an awkward slide on that ground-rule double Wilson gave up.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I’m guessing he tore half his knee off

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, hopefully not that bad. Maybe just a bruise or lingering pain and Bork is being careful.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reason? Reason?!?

I don’ gotta show you no stinkin’ reasons!

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this tease..

I get excited everytime I read it even though I know it won’t happen.

by ELOOIE on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd sure like to agree, but the Angels have been directed not to spend any more money

Maybe we can convince Billy Beane that terrible players who run into walls are the next market inefficiency.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ervin Santana ($11M! next season) + Howie Kendrick (arb eligible) for Rowand and Wheeler.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

no thanks

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a new prescription.

I thought that said, “Rowand is being showcased for a tirade.

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

007 WILL RETURN IN "SHOWCASED FOR A TIRADE"

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they would still do that at the end of the movie.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

have they figured out if they are going to do another movie? MGM was totally borked financially.

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by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are, it’s just taking forever. November ’12.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s almost as long as the gap after Licence to Kill.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could also be true.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember last year when Posey sat 4 days in an 8 game span and we were all bitching? Well, that 9th day, Bengie was traded.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember

every game Rowand has ever played? Yeah, me neither.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I barely remember yesterday’s game.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did you get that?

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, okay, it's on the blog but not twitter

weird

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awful.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just knew Rowand wouldn't sit..

I just thought it’d be instead of Nate, not Torres

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Welcome back And- oh.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-man black hole!

possibly 5 if Crawford can’t remember how to take pitches.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I count 3. Whiteside, Burriss, Rowand.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong's a pitcher

Good hitter for a pitcher, but still.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz-Burriss

So, a 6-man black hole!

Almost enough density for time travel!

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 3, 4, 5, & 6 holes had better produce . . .

. . . because none else are likely to.

(Of course, that’s why they play the games.)

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember games are not played on paper

they are played to Television Screens

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a whole lot of sub-600 OPS all in a row after Schierholtz.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least no Tejada.

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by esseffgeez on Jun 16, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

somehow I thought manny would be back but I didn’t see rowand

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MIDDLE INFIELDER MUST BAT SECOND

CENTER FIELDER MUST BAT FIRST

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOWCASE MIRITE

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

slider..

strike 3

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

forget platooning… Torres is losing his job to Rowand?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing the hot hand.

Rowand got a hit last night, Torres didn’t.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that was against LHP… this is fucking berserko.

I 100% root for Rownads to fail tonight, even if it is at the expense of the team.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he'd look dapper in a sombrero

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to disprove my theory, jerk.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say the same thing but didn’t want to sound too complaining-ey.

I’d rather see Hall than Burriss out there too.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I feel like I complain every day at the lineup.

But I should really save those complaints for days like these so that it doesn’t seem like I’m just a complainer.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's the best.

The best. And he sits.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and personally, I would have liked to see Hall get another start. Dude did well yesterday.

but Torres losing his job to Rownads is fucking unbelievable. What is wrong with a switch-hitting, extremely fast, UZR porn OF?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gritty gamery enough.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Jun 16, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope Andres isn’t injured.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Jun 16, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost hope he is (not DL hurt, just sore), because otherwise Bochy’s lineup decisions are trending back towards the utterly inexplicable.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that they ever completely made sense.

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by esseffgeez on Jun 16, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

after seeing the Bochy Method work, you can sorta see what he's going for

Play matchups, jump at hot streaks, rest guys in clumps, and overall try to stretch a poor-hitting lineup into a good one. There’s a certain logic to it even when I disagree with it, which is often.

This is just fucking stupid.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he was jumping at hot streaks, trying to find production, why is Hall and Burrell not playing tonight, both of which had big hits last night?

no, this reeks of plain incompetence.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scores 11 runs

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by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, that's what I'm saying

Rotating guys like Rowand & Burriss in on a regular basis to give rest days is one thing; this is another.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

there have been 4 days this week. Monday, Tues, Wed Thur.

Mon: off day
Tues: Torres start
Wed: Rowand start, Torres in late
Thurs: Rowand start

Burriss is getting more PT than Torres.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waggle

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres has got to be in some kind of pain. There is no other way to explain how Rownads plays over him.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah!

I’m in some kind of pain!

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Aaron was thinking about his swing over the winter and thought ‘Sure, my stance has plenty of poopin’, but is there enough cock-waggling?’

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just puked a little.

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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, don’t forget Rownads started all 3 games of the Nats series, too. So that’s starting 7 of the last 9 games, right?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not helping.

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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing

Bochy thinks that Rowand is really streaky and his last couple games are the start of a hot streak.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But over Torres? Our second-best position player right now? That doesn’t make sense. Any other outfielder, but not Torres.

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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just came off the DL… it’s not that far fetched to think there might be some lingering issue. At least that would make sense.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that was true, then why isn’t Pat starting, who has a HR and a triple in his last games?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, trying to read Bochy’s mind, I would guess that he doesn’t think Burrell is streaky like Rowand.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

streaky is all Burrell is.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of that was in LF tho

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rec'ing this

so that those who come here in future days will see the horrible, horrible truth highlighted.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Reeks". Yes, I like that.

But of course, it still comes back to what many have said for, well, a long time: Bochy just does not understand what makes players offensively productive and what does not. When you have no means of judging, of course your decisions will look silly: they are—for all practical purposes, they’re just pulled from a hat.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Rowand against a RHP again. That is just so fscked.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ANDRES!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A PLATOON!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

worse.

straight-up job losing.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand WTF?

I don’t even know.

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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Torres in a platoon?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly worthy of a battalion

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not. This is vs a RHP. He’s straight up losing his job.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must be hurt.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I’d rather find out he’s hurt and will miss time, or that Bork is just stupid today and he’ll be back tomorrow. I’m sure Baggs will find out

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were OK till that last sentence.

The Bay Area has never had a good baseball press, but today’s guys are not reporters at all, they’re stenographers. The number of important questions that seem never to get asked, day after day, is amazing. It’s the Rich Lieberman school of “interviewing”: wave a mike at the subject and mumble, “Uh, today’s game, uh . . . .” and wait for whatever comes out.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the difficult questions never get asked, that’s for sure.

but given my choice between Baggs finding out or “I work for the Giants” Schulman, I’d choose Baggs.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKER

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ANDRES

/shoots self

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

If I listen to KNBR for one hour, how much of that hour is actual content vs. commercials?

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They’re Diamond-certified.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

define content

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCHIERHOLTZ 4 ICHIRO

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lasted for 10 mins of Ray Ratto. Turned it out. My room fan never sound so good.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's terrible

hockey expert Ray Ratto! What?

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 minutes, give or take.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like there's gonna be a GM vacancy.
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by cheno on Jun 16, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

#4 franchise in sports!

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So..............

Aaron Rowand?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to polish up my resume.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT ON YOUR HANDS

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Oh mawther..."

“Do you think I should stop spending money on my team of professional baseball players?”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HA HA HA HA HA

I wonder if I still have that jpg from 10 years ago.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what they did in the offseason

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be doing many more things right, though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy also said that Vogelsong keeps his rotation spot when Zito returns.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be fine with a six-man rotation.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without sarcasm, what are the arguments against it?

You know, aside from seeing each of our current starters less frequently? The only other thing I can think of would be raw space on the roster as injured guys return, etc. But, for lack of a better term, is there a strategical reason a six man rotation would be a bad idea? Giving all of our pitchers more rest is appealing, and the idea of “Zito: LOL 6th starter!” memes is rather enticing. (Cuz really, we could say we’re shelling out all those bucks to have the best sixth starter in baseball!)

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by breadfan7 on Jun 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The better starters starting less frequently is pretty compelling. Also, what evidence is there that a six man rotation does anything but get pitchers’ bodies used to throwing less frequently?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we were talking about whether or not to get Wellemeyer back in the rotation, I might be more persuaded.

But I admit I see the value in what you’re saying.

My hope of having starters start less frequently would be more a rest issue to ensure we don’t blow anyone’s arm out in the middle of an August/September pennant push or something.

But GrahamCrakalaka brings up an interesting alternative below: why not have him as a “utility starter” to fill in when Timmy has All Star Break “flu-like symptoms?” Interesting, indeed.

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by breadfan7 on Jun 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more intrigued by having four top flight starters throw twice through the lineup, a second tier group that throws the third time through and then late inning specialists.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such unusual arrangements . . .

. . . have been discussed before. Many of them are quite good ideas, and some have been test-implemented in the minors, typically with success.

The key question is how often a once-through-the-lineup guy can throw. Certainly not every day, almost certainly every third day; but is every other day reasonable? Much depends on that, owing to staff size issues. I have asked experts, with no clear answer forthcoming.

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by owlcroft on Jun 17, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fascinating.

There are some guys I can see handling that fairly well (Zito with a bit of adjustment, Mota, Romo) and others not so much (Affeldt, Lopez, Ramirez, etc.)

It’s conversations like this that keep me coming back. Thanks, all!

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by breadfan7 on Jun 17, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOooooo...

that’s a very appealing idea. And I think we may have one of the few rotation/bullpens that could legitimately pull that off.

I’m positive that would be even more fuel for the “BUT HALLADAY THROWS NO-HITTERS AND YOU HAVE TO GO ALL NINE INNINGS TO DO THAT!” crowd, but gee, that ring sure still invalidates arguments nicely, don’t it?

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by breadfan7 on Jun 17, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking away starts from Lincecum and Cain to give them to Zito does not sound appealing. The only real argument for it is that it will give our starters more rest, and it won’t hurt Zito’s feelings. If you are worried about MadBum, maybe let Zito start in his place a few times.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think...

Zito will fit into the Lou Seal costume though?

by djfivenine on Jun 16, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he is.

He’s writing in Lincecum, Sanchez, Cain, Bumgarner, Vogelsong in 5 game rotations. Until he screwed that up, he’ll be alright. He could do better, though, but he chooses not to.

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such is the basis of our angst.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like saying “How stupid of him to choose NOT the right answer on his midterm.”

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems that is the consensus of the forum:

Bochy is deliberately making lineup choices that are hurting the Giants. ODd, I know. but……

by Coachese on Jun 16, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

no

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh?
He could do better, though, but he chooses not to.

by Coachese on Jun 16, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So one person equals the entire forum

Awesome.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

His lineup choices are deliberate. They are hurting the Giants.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

He’s not intentionally hurting the Giants, but he is intentionally putting Rowand in instead of Torres. And playing Rowand over Torres is hurting the Giants.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is nicked up. That’s what I will tell myself, and for good reason- he didn’t look happy on that slide/fall in the 9th last night.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This seems like the general consensus.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there another kind?

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admiral Accord?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well done

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we need much more "wringing of the hands"

and “second guessing of the manager” and “hollow laments for better coaching” before this whole Bochy-thing gets out of hand and he costs the Giants the NL West.

by Coachese on Jun 16, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare we question his doings!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

When they fire Bochy tomorrow, which manager out there

has your blessing to fill out the lineup card everyday?

by Coachese on Jun 16, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I can recap 3 years of discussion for you on managing

but I just don’t have the energy.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No because that's not my complain

you are building a strawman and asking me to knock down.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRAWMAN!!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious? Talk about a wild swing, going from questioning line-up to searching for a replacement. Do you see the world in black and white? Is everything a “slippery slope” to you? “They don’t think Aaron Rownad should be leading off, THEY MUST WANT HIM TO LOSE HIS EMPLOYMENT.”

SHEESH.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Maddon certainly knows what he's doing

Unfortunately he’s taken. Decker or Wotus would do fine, methinks.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Wotus has done some strange things when Bochy has been kicked out and he’s had to manage.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was still Bochy, though, wasn’t it? I don’t think he actually manages the team. Short of a Mattingly situation, substitute managers don’t do much.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I don’t know

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decker!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of folks hereabouts like Decker.

But—big but—there is quite a difference between managing to develop talent in the minors and managing to win in the bigs. Decker’s undoubted success at the former is not in and of itself a guarantee that he has the latter skills. I don’t think one could really know without having a long sit-down conversation with him (just for starters).

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind a big but.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like big buts

and I cannot lie.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just knew that would happen.

Really. As I typed it.

But I thought I’d give you a fair chance to be unpawky: you always have to give them at least one fair chance (says the Doctor).

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s such a thing as a Coaching Tree in baseball (as it is in the NFL) then I want the next Giants manager to come directly from the line of Joe Maddon. Whomever he’s mentoring, grooming, etc. on a daily basis. That’s who I want. If we can’t have Maddon, I want the man who is learning at his feet.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 16, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy oh boy oh boy.

If you’re going to dream, dream big.

For that matter, where’s Davey Johnson these days? Ah: “Senior Adviser” to the Nats. (I can never get used to “adviser” in lieu of “advisor”, though it’s far more common and considered equally acceptable.)

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's one for ya

Requester or requestor?

And a bonus…

Cancelled or canceled?

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually two.

On the first, I just like the -or endings, for no rational reason (as I strongly prefer grey to gray). On the other, I very much prefer the doubled consonant in past tenses, which is perhaps because that was the norm when I was learning. Traveller, travelled, and so on are the only way, for me, though I wouldn’t call the newer forms “wrong”. Language can be infelicitous, or even downright ugly, without being technically incorrect.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would happily give Rags a shot.

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be new here.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are winning despite Bochy, not because of him.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey there

I’ve been lurking a while and thought I’d actually join and say hey..so hey, Go Giants!

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

hey

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

Please feel free to join in our lineup-related freakout. I’ve compiled several handy templates.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all start with LOL

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

We’ll try to be friendly. At least Lars will.

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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no girls on the internet so

Hi City Guy.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what he said. No wimmins on the intertubes

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helloooo there.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be very careful with this group.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey there!

natto will be along with a sparkly welcome .gif any time now

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s great, thanks. You just made me smile…

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re okay by me, dude.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiya!

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the Cuckoo’s Nest.

by Bar None on Jun 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GOT SO CITY GURL ON YOU

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by jponry on Jun 16, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from a 3 day trip

Update me

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK. SHIT. BALLS.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The usual, huh?

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wanted to post the “Double? No. Double? YES!” gif from the playoffs. Oh well.

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by cornball on Jun 16, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand
Tejada
Whiteside

by Every6thDay on Jun 16, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks everyone! Truly a female here, born and raised in SF. Nate is my current Giants crush.

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ll fit in fine, then.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a reply fail! Now you’re a real member- welcome!

by Monsanto on Jun 16, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean like this?

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I was wondering how you guys kept track

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I interest you in a video you might want to watch ~

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure..is it PG? I’m at work.

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY CRAPPY FANPOST

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/6/5/2207401/the-juggernate-a-story-in-motion

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thanks I’ve seen that video, several times. Excellent job!

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

City Girl????

You don’t by any chance post under the same name on librarything, do you?

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not me.

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 5:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Welcome anyway!

I’m a newbie, too, and of the non-existent gender. The only thing I can advise is that when you get hazed, and you WILL be hazed, just give back as good as you get. When your back is againt the wall, remember that many of these animals can be distracted by sexual innuendo. (For owlcroft, however, I recommend bowing & scraping.)

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you make us sound like horrible people.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of you guys are hilarious.

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 6:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or just throw money.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, thanks for the useful insight, tortured! I kinda new what I was in for when I joined…and I am pretty good at distracting animals…when I’m in the mood :)

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Apparently City Girl is not so impressed with your little baseball video. Might call out the big guns?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha thanks. I only brought it up cause I saw you joined a couple of days ago and you said you were a Nate fan. Maybe you haven’t seen it.

Now I feel like 66gigantus.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been lurking since off and on since the last year’s playoffs.

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preview is your friend.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, I never bother with that. Maybe that’s wht everyon laughs at me.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. The pace seems pretty quick in here, I can’t always read what I write..

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Please, I wasn’t making fun of you. I’m the worst at spelling and grammar when I type. I didn’t even notice. MCC is just a cool place to jump into…

It used to end and then start back up again. But now it seems to go on endlessly… And you are right the pace is quick. Only the strong can keep up :-)

Just don’t get chopped.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you weren’t turf toe….I am not that easily offended. ;) I’m now on my phone so I’m sure to make more typos..

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 5:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

But have you seen this?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooo best cupcake

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks…he’s a hottie; but love his arm the most; and abs :)

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody alert kdl

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 out of 10 times you should say no to jctgamer when he asks this question

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 16, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

read my sig

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK so the next 9 times I’ll just say no.

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude's got some ridiculous abs

and also on occasion some ridiculous ABs.

By the by, you may want to use the reply button at the bottom of the target post next to the plus sign.. :) It’s deceptive.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, trying to get the hang of this place.

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh trust me, the Reply Fail is a time-honored tradition

i’m probably going to do it at least twice during the gamethread.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We usually only dream about Omar in here.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i've had that dream too

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing him as the guest judge on Top Chef Masters was jarring.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahah what

that sounds fucking bizarre

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was very mellow and polite. He seemed really knowledgeable and said cooking was his hobby.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I rip and run. I robs drug dealers… In my free time I enjoy the culinary arts.”

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My photobucket account is going to be sore

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was this pic meant for me? That’s a little too creepy. Do you have any of Nate blushing? :)

Thanks for the welcome, boys (and girls?) Enjoy the game tonight! Go Giants!

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re a female, then why can I inspect your member?

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you tell me.

by City Girl on Jun 16, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

0_o

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well done

you’re going to fit in just fine.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

TW…. oh, never mind.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bahaha! Welcome, welcome…you’ll like it here.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Grant lets me.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the plot thickens

and so does something else

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

(NOT BEARD)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That series of pictures is really old. There are a bunch more, featuring various cast members.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey uproxx, wasn't that from an episode like half a year ago?

I mean I appreciate Gillian Jacobs & Allison Brie making out as much as the next red-blooded American male; I’m just saying, BREAKING NEWS.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those two people are Miguel Tejada and Eli Whiteside

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

great, now i'm impotent.

thanks jctGamer.

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by pentheus on Jun 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody makes outs better

nobody.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i completely didn't get that pun until you explained it.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what that is.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think about this:

Giants by plate appearances (that is, play time):

276   Huff
256   Sanchez
248   Tejada
190   Rowand
185   Posey
181   Ross
168   Burrell
167   Torres
153   Schierholtz
108   Fontenot
100   Sandoval
082   Whiteside
067   Belt
064   Crawford
061   Burriss
040   DeRosa
020   Stewart
012   Ford
008   Gillaspie
003   Hall
001   Rohlinger

Tejada has 3rd most play time, Rowand 4th most. Burrell is 7th, Torres 8th.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Torres did miss a few weeks, though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

One month. Even so . . . .

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLinger

That’s pretty dreadful, even accounting for injuries. After Crawford came up, I had some hope that they were basically letting Miggy play himself out of the lineup, but I’m not sure about that one anymore.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada’s been playing well lately, so riding the hot hand and all that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit some doubles

And then he was Miguel Tejada.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's more of a faceclaw, though, isn't it?

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y HELO THAR

Rowcase!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess: Torres got nicked up in the 9th yesterday

I saw him land on the warning track and said “Ow!” Sort of a dive/slide to his knees.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what I was thinking too. It was a real awkward slide/fall.

Bork cannot be stupid enough to be taking him out of the starting lineup for Rownads, esp against RHP.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can believe that.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wouldn't surprise me

it would also reassure me that Bruce Bochy is just Bruce Bochy and not a complete fuckwit.

(owlcroft bait!)

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sportswriters on chronicle live last night seemed to agree that the A’s would be a playoff team were Bochy the manager and Sabean the GM

Bochy was quantified as +10 WAR

by justhangin on Jun 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it’s just because Bob Geren was -10 WAR

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

well they might be slightly less dreadful

but no.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bochy is a top 5 manager in the league…. bottom line!”

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Period.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The end.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

point blank.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

End of story.

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by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going with this because I refuse to believe Torres is losing his job by getting on base

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell has done just that, so…

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hall is doing that (in a very, very, very SSS) to Burriss. I’d actually like to see Hall playing today, give him some starts, see what happens.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's enduring faith in Burriss is one of the weirder things about his decision-making

I like the concept of a multi-position utility man with plus speed, but Burriss is average→clanky at most positions and makes up for his speed with poor pitch recognition and the power of a prepackaged salad.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres might be a little too fast for this team.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It messes the other OF’er up.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The torres run to his left last night where he didn’t quite get to the ball was the fastest thing I’ve ever seen in a baseball game.

by Daver321 on Jun 16, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think this is better than my theory

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injury is the only sensible explanation.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even so

then it should be a Burrell Ross Nate OF

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

good answer

except for the part where he started the game on the bench.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand CF, Burriss 2B, Sandoval 3B, Huff 1B, Ross LF, Schierholtz RF, Crawford SS, Whiteside C, Vogelsong P

by justhangin on Jun 16, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the key thought is this:

Excepting possibly rookies (and really, not even them), a manager should be evaluating players on their established abilities, not what they have done in the last few days (barring injuries, naturally). That seems childishly obvious, but it is crystal clear that Bochy: a) really believes in “hot” and “cold” players; and b) tends to rate them by the classic BA/RBI method.

That is ineffably, and contemptibly, inept.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I want "Ineffably Inept" on a t-shirt

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want “Ineffably Inept” on a t-shirt, on Bruce Bochy, on my t-shirt.

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 16, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

contemptibly, eh? adding that one to my rotation of words to use in presentation to Japanese and Korean customers.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Tejada isnt playing

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CCRRRAAWWFFFFOOORRRDDDD

I haven’t said that in awhile.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRACRAW!

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So there appears to be no reason
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Will ask Bochy. Torres came outside for BP with bat in hand. RT @MelOtt511: @hankschulman Is Torres hurt? Why not in vs RHP?

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

We'll see

Taking BP and flying all over CF are two different things

Also, if Torres can’t go, Bochy would be a fool to tell reporters. You need to have the other team thinking he’s an option.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I’m all excited. Mrs. Goofus just bought 5th row tickets for tomorrow’s Blue Man Group show. I saw them in Vegas twice andI love those guys! Being a blue man would be a dream job

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if they blue each other before the show or just blue themselves

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was typing that joke and next door colleague (on conf call)

shouted “Make Sure You Have VACUUM INTEGRITY”. I almost lost it.

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...I actually did a little research into it years ago

I otherwise met the different criteria.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, OK. I was gonna say I know a guy who worked on it a few years ago, so he could probably at least get you a tryout.

by taliesin on Jun 16, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

make sure the tickets

aren’t for a men’s group therapy session.

by ELOOIE on Jun 16, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
Torres is fine. Bochy liked Rowand’s at-bats yesterday.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking shit

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I said

Bochy would be wise to say he’s fine even if he’s not

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If not, this better be Rowcasing

And the proposed trade partner wants to see some ABs vs. RHP

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If thats the case

I’d tell that trade partner if they want to see his ABs vs. RHP they can do so AFTER they take him.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If some potential trade partner wants to see some Rowand ABs vs. RHP . . .

. . . quickly invent some excuse: “Sorry, Aaron is a Bugundan—their beliefs do not allow playing games on Thursdays in June.”

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Sabes

please take the Rowand toy away from Bochy.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue Blink 2 sound clip

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

From gas can to hurling fire - the adoptive father of Santiago Casilla, international man of mystery and master of the Jairoball.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

on second thought

clinging to Goofus’s rationale of Bochy playing his cards close to the vest, because otherwise FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN BALLS

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

22'd

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWARRRRRRRM!!!!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MUST WANT HIM FIRED

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unforgivable.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a firing offense.

Bochy produces almost daily some act that, under a sane front office, would be a fire-on-the-spot ticket.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be gifing tonight.

If I find some inspiration during the game

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THAT GRADY SUTTON??

HA HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to get me some of those glasses.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince Nez!

Regal!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently it’s “pince” nez.

I’m dumb.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes: literally "pinch-nose".

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was predicted yesterday…..

by Bar None on Jun 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy said there’s still time for Pablo Sandoval to become an All-Star candidate. The NL is probably thinner at 3B than any position.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

there's also time

for your damned CF to be a damned all star on the damned all star team you will “manage”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is an all star?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY YOU LITTLE.....

Tell me more about what exciting improvements will be made to the team in 2012 with that neat $3M!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

Torres could be an all-star if Bork would just play him.

by Daver321 on Jun 16, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE PABLO LOST WEIGHT RITE

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
Bochy said there’s still time for Pablo Sandoval to become an All-Star candidate. The NL is probably thinner at 3B than any position.

/insert Pablo joke

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

look straight up

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/british men joke

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Jun 16, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahhhaha

i left the post open while i was doing other things and didn’t scroll up. BRILLIANT

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/insert Pablo joke

like the one right up above?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Progress on other fronts
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Bochy plans for Huff to DH at least once in Oakland. Tejada, when he returns, probably will move down from No.2 spot.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

TEHAHA FOR CLEANUP HITTER!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue Blink 2 song clip

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

"When he returns"

Did I miss something? Does he mean when he returns to the lineup or when he returns from his assignment to triple-A Fresno?

/crosses fingers it’s the latter

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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on Jun 16, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry guys

I’m rooting for Rowand to go 0-4 tonight

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Have fun.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Of course I’m rooting for the Giants to win

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How noble.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you ever think big picture?

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rooting for players wearing ’SN FRANCISCO" on their chest to fail is big picture?

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SN

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VELEZ

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

When that player having one bad game is better for the team in the long run?

Yah

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I love my team too much to be a visionary like you. Wow, I’m dumb, enjoying my team winning. I WISH I WAS NOT SO STUPID!!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you love your team winning

Then you would want them to win more.

Rowand continuing to play means we win less

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES MASTER

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HOPE AARON ROWAND HITS INTO 5 TRIPLE PLAYS TONIGHT

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S FOR THE BETTER OF SOME NEBULOUS FUTURE GOOD!!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would actually be really cool.

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one am shocked

That you immediately went into childish statements in caps when you had nothing left to say.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Childish like rooting against players on your own team?

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats

You’ve graduated to non-sensical statements.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like rooting against players on your own team.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

A version of I know you are but what am i

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s more childish than wanting your team to lose rather than see a specific player succeed?

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want the team to lose

I want them to win and Rowand go 0-4. Something they’ve done many many times

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for Rowand to go 0-4 tonight

Reasonable!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unreasonable or childish? Which is it?

Dude we get it. You blindly root for your guys no matter what. You are shortsighted and have no concept of what is better for the team long term,

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is dumb and you should both probably save yourselves the trouble and quit.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for you, Howie.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for your input!

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a stupid conversation and I don’t see why either of you are having it.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie

Ain’t Havin It

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your opinion changes everything!

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarcastic comments always improve the situation!

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

His Hide button does though

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS

THERE IS NO LONG RUN.

THERE IS ONLY NOW.

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or . . .

. . . as (I believe) John Kenneth Galbraith remarked, “In the long run, we are all dead.”

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I like IMAX

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Speed Racer in IMAX

I thought I was going to go into convulsions.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait till you watch this in IMAX

#1 grossing film in Taiwan this year

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure about 3D porn

I don’t think I could handle an entire theatre reflexively dodging the money shots.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go see it with people who like ’em! NO DODGING!

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by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was going to hate that movie, and then I loved it.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the greater good?

he’s the greatest good you’re gonna get

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I take it back. I hope he hits 2 HRs tonight and finishes the season with decent numbers. I just wish he would do it from LF and Torres can keep playing. Let him get his starts in a 4 man rotation with Burrell, Ross, and Nate.

by Daver321 on Jun 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres isn’t even being platooned! He has become a late inning defensive replacement this week. This is really sickening.

by Daver321 on Jun 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy still likes his at bats

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for the Giants to win. If he goes 0 for 4 and looks terrible, that’d be great. Means less starts, and likely more Giants wins.

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by Azmanz on Jun 16, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Resistance is futile

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 16, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

f < 1 ohm

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like he needs anyone's prayers for that to happen.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll root for whichever guys are playing to do well

by justhangin on Jun 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. It’s for the greater good. Sure, we might lose tonight because Rowand went 0-4 in RISP situations and didn’t run down a fly ball Torres would have, but in the future, think of the wins we get in which Torres runs down the fly balls and he goes 4-4 with RISP.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But:

The greater good may involve a smaller sacrifice. If Rowand happens to luck out, we will be seeing him forever and ever, even when he is not doing well, because Bochy is like a duckling: he gets “imprinted” easily. So a miserable fail, even if it cost a game, might actually be “for the greater good” if it gets Rowand back to the bench.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. Even if his failure directly ends up resulting in a loss for the team, I won’t worry. It’s for the greater good.

If he does well somehow, I still won’t find it easy to believe that Bork would start him over Torres in the long run.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

@TdaddyNeal
Thomas Neal
Excited to play w/ current big leaguer @DarRunFord tonight. Lmao

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 16, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

“Current” seems somehow inaccurate.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he gets the MLB minimum while on the DL, not sure about rehab assignments but I wouldn’t be surprised.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s excited to play with current. (I=Q/t). The rest of the big leaguers are partying @ Darren Ford’s house tonight.

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My goodness:

One doesn’t often see it defined that way; it’s been a while.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Harkness’s brother is a dick.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a dick, made out of assholes.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a cool episode independent of Gray, but he’s kind of a lame villain.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Children of Earth will be for another day.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The part that bugs me the most

Rowand had his chance when Torres was out, and had gotten so bad by the end, Bork was probably crying. Now Torres is available, and he’d rather see Rowand play?

whatevs. Go Giants

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It's . . .

. . . The Giants Way©.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this was being discussed the other day...

What’s the general break even point for stealing bases? 80% success rate?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was more like 70-75%

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so, but some argue about 75%

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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. Thanks! Was running through my son’s FanGraphs page is all. Dude can’t hit but he can steal!

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to say

FUCK THIS LINEUP!
Thank you.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

VAPORS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

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Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a good look, Yogi?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 16, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out

Clearly they are out.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jun 16, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The shopping possibilities are endless.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

protip

zoom in for a total beav shot

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a little creppy. just sayin’

by Bar None on Jun 16, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going for creepy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

more about mocking the shop culture, though

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today on Giants pregame on KNBR

10 minutes of Ralph telling Kuip about the first years of the Razor and Mr. T.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s when I checked out on listening to ralph

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

just before

(I was listening while working in the kitchen) Ralph said that he liked a blog post. He wouldn’t say which, but it was one about the Sabean interview re Posey.

This was after 5 minutes of how terrible bloggers are, live in the basement, hand in the pants, can’t do it for a living (LOL Ratto on just before this), and so on.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really get the sense that Ralph is bitter about his personal life, whatever that might be

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip talks now

Bochy is sending a message to Torres, that “this job isn’t yours permanently”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

although Kuip did say he was just guessing.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just turned it on.

He was saying Bochy doesn’t lie, but sometimes he gives bullshit answers. Or something.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 16, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

That’s it, I’m getting the torches out.

by Bar None on Jun 16, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would think that Torres has earned the job permanently

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

y’all are gettin cropped

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean chopped

named I believe for baltimore chop who always got left behind

by nofreetime on Jun 16, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going for creepy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was mad as he'lllike everyone else

Though I was happy he worked out the trade for Rueter, so I was glad he was GM now.

Then I went and checked out Jeff Kents stats and I saw that he would put up 20+ homer seasons if someone would just give him a full time job starting. So even though I was Still hoping Matty would hit 60+ homers in a season for us, I knew his body was already falling apart and Sabean made a great deal.

I have been a Sabean supporter since.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"We deserve this" Sabean
"Not here to make friends, I'm here to win games" - Bruce Bochy
Q: "This doesn't happen every year." Posey: "Why not?"
"Do it again Baby!" Huff
"Let's get back to work and make another run at it" Posey

2010's will be known as "Decade of the Giants"

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jun 16, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Williams requested that trade from the Giants. It was publicly discussed at the time by all parties involved.

by directaction on Jun 19, 2011 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

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