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Post-game thread: Maybe the other teams are lucky that they get within one run

The disgusted grimace of a man who knew he was out eleven steps ago.

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Chris Young doubled. The Giants were up by a single run -- unfamiliar territory, for sure -- and Kelly Johnson was chugging around the bases, trying to tie the game. Then ...

Star-divide

... Aaron Rowand made an amazing play with his bare hand to pick a ball that caromed off the wall towards his face. It was a catching-flies-with-chopsticks kind of play -- the kind you watch on replay without figuring out how it happened. Then Rowand throw a perfect strike to ...

... Miguel Tejada, who was in great position to take the relay. It was a beautiful throw from Rowand, and Tejada wheeled around and fired the greatest relay in the history of relays to ...

... Eli Whiteside, who didn’t have to do a whole lot except catch it, which is harder than it looks, especially when you got the job when the last guy went on worker’s comp because of a situation just like that.

Three players combined on that play. Not one of them is especially good when compared to the other 747 players who are currently on an active major-league roster. But for one play, they were the right players at the right time, combining for one of the best plays of the season. Oh, and Whiteside extended the lead with one o’ them patented Whiteside triples.

It’s been a few weeks, but I can rehash this sentiment: I don’t want Rowand, Tejada, and Whiteside to fail. I want Rowand to repeat his last season with the Phillies, I want Tejada to win another MVP, and I want Whiteside to surprise with competent offensive and defensive play. They all seem like swell guys, and there’s no way to use "swell" without seeming sarcastic, but, dang it, that’s the word that fits. They all seem like teammates you could joke with in a clubhouse after a good win.

So with that in mind, there’s nothing I’d like more to be wrong about the players I don't think will do well in June, July, August, and September. The comp is Aubrey Huff. I expected him to fail. I hoped he’d be passable. He was amazing, and he pulled underwear out of his pants in front of a million people. He’s cool. You know, cool. I’d love for Rowajaside to be a Cerberus that spits out wins from here on out. Here’s hoping ...

And Madison Bumgarner needs only five more wins in a row before I lose the urge to punch win-loss records right in its smug face, the bastard.

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LOL Diamondbacks sweep :)

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 15, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay MadBum 3-8 now

by TBRMKane on Jun 15, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t know how to win…

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by zuma420 on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice jinx PC

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson

.36 ERA since 4.26
1.13 ERA since the first 2 games of the season.

discuss.

heh

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s good.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not get crazy here.

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by iammclovin on Jun 15, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

statz
	BB/PA	K/PA	GB%
2009	8.9%	27.4%	48%
2010	8.4%	29.9%	50%
2011	13.4%	23.9%	59%

I might accept the GB/K tradeoff, but for the walks.

The walks suck.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. his bb/k aren’t where they should be

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by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He usually cuts down on those as the season progresses.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he walks people because he doesn’t want to give in to hitters, or to choose matchups that make him more comfortable. Seems like sometimes he has a sixth sense about a guy who will get a big hit, and pitches around him.

Either that, or he’s just trying to kill me.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

I don’t think he gives up doubles on purpose, but especially with a 3 run lead I think he assumes he has 6 bases to work with. It’s frustrating, except for the part when the umpire rings up the third out.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It appears to me

that he usually is pretty intelligent about how he handles the inning.

What I did not understand last night was why he did not just pitch one down the middle to Montero with a 3 run lead and a runner on. The worst Montero can due is hit a HR and you are still 1 run up with 2 out.

By walking Montero, the D-Backs only had to hit a single HR to tie the game rather than hit 2 HRs to tie it. Not smart.

by nofreetime on Jun 16, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wonder that too, but I wonder it about a lot of guys on the staff (Guapo). I am also not an ML pitcher.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some pitchers have trouble getting the ball over even when they want to. That isn’t the case with Wilson.

by nofreetime on Jun 16, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I also think he doesn’t think in terms of “Oh no, the tying run is on base” or “The winning run is on deck”. He just seems to think in terms of “Who has no chance against me? You’re welcome.”

My biggest concern now is that he’s going to have to think about the risk of passed balls with our current catching situation.

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that too

and I bet Timmy has the same problem.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know I’m gonna be laughed out of the internet for this, but shouldn’t Wilson be considered one of the favorites for the Cy Young right now? Josh Johnson is on the 60-day DL and Halladay has been good, not great.

Wilson has five wins and 20 saves and the Giants are like 30-2 when he appears in a ballgame. By hook or by crook he’s been pretty amazing since his first couple of appearances in April, which were, for him, pretty much spring training games coming off his oblique injury.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Relievers win the Cy if they have ERA’s less than 1 or a perfect save record.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if he ends up w/ 15 wins and 40 saves and a sub 2 era?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright, agree to disagree. But for the record, I don’t think Wilson has gotten nearly enough credit for all the tie ballgames he’s entered in the 9th inning without allowing any damage.

People act like every appearance he makes he comes on with a three run lead and allows to runs and leaves the bases loaded before getting the third out when really he’s been so much better than that.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Venters would get more consideration than Wilson right now.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher A: 9.52 K/9, 2.43 BB/9, 1.88 FIP, 2.13 xFIP

Pitcher B: 14.64 K/9, 1.83 BB/9, .98 FIP, 1.30 xFIP

Too bad pitcher B only gets to face one batter every other game.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher B is one of the most selectively used players in the game!

You just can’t look at rate stats for a guy like that!

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by dregarx on Jun 15, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would I bother

He obviously just hates the Giants.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a joke to be made

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link plz

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he shouldn't be a specialist

dammit

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

Dave is handicapping Romo not for his performance, but for Bochy’s use of him.

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by dregarx on Jun 15, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t read the comments of that post, but I did find it annoying that he totally ignored Vogelsong.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

He hasn’t thrown as many innings as anyone he picked.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind, he didn’t ignore him. That was a different mock All-Star team, methinks. Ignore me.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would argue

That you’re not giving nearly enough credit to the guys who pitch the other 8 innings.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like and respect the whole staff, believe me. But Wilson enters more tie games or 1-run games than just about any closer, I’d have to think.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

his appearances are more stressful than other closers’ appearances?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because . . .

. . . the shade of Jerome Holtzmann makes it so by gesturing hypnotically.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike that argument.

I know a great many articles have been written by people a heckuva lot smarter than us (well, at least me) about using your best reliever in the most stressful situation, period, regardless of whether it comes in the 6th, 7th, 8th or 9th, and I know the Red Sox experimented with it early in 2003, with poor results, but in practical application I just don’t think it’s very realistic. Every bullpen guy out there is adamant that pitchers want to be clear on their roles and I don’t think the average ballplayer is open-minded enough to accept the SABR argument that the 7th is more important than the 9th. Once agents and the MLBPA gets involved, things get even more tricky. It’s just accepted that a team’s best reliever pitches the 9th inning and I don’t know when, or if, that will ever change.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, a different manner of thinking existed before this became the norm…

and the importance is not the inning but the situation.

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that. But I don’t think ballplayers think that way. I think the norm is when teams discover a young reliever that turns out to be their own Romo or whoever, he eventually gets promoted to closer once the closer moves on with free agency or gets DFA’d or whatever.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double bingo.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian’s Leverage Index numbers are high but not leading the league and don’t really stand out from the numbers of other closers. It just seems that way because you mostly watch Giants games.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Giants play more 1 run games than other teams

Leverage scores give Wilson all the credit he needs for that. There’s no real need to assign more. And there’s no way it would give him enough to make up for the fact that he’s allowing almost 1.5 runners per inning.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s having a nice year, but he’s allowing way too many baserunners to be a serious consideration for the Cy Young.

And for how good he’s been, there are closers that have been better.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many of those closers have the luxury of two and three run leads in the 9th as a matter of routine. Wilson rarely gets that. Today was fairly unusual for him.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Wilson is allowing too many baserunners because the team brings him into closer games than other guys? That does not sound like a point in his favor.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the WHIP I guess is the main sticking point against him. He does seem to have an unreal ability to get out of his own jams though.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems to disqualify him from the Best Pitcher Award

but give him an insurmountable lead for the ‘Save You from Yourself’ Award.

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

If FIP can underestimate Matt Cain, can WHIP underestimate Brian Wilson?

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by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I was going to get that one wrong. What’s Wilson’s WHIPx?

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by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHIP probably does underestimate Brian Wilson.

WHIP will probably tend to underestimate pitchers with high strikeout rates, which Wilson has.

I’m guessing WHIPx is chasm.

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by dregarx on Jun 16, 2011 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a question for the Machine, no?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

unf

/points and laughs

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

where’d that ‘unf’ come from?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spontaneous UNF!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamel is the leader in Cy Young right now.
Halladay has been insane

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philadelphia will do that to a man….

by Bar None on Jun 15, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

My Cy Young Ballot right now would be:

Halladay
Hamels
Lee

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd go Halladay for sure

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top Ten WAR for pitchers according to BR
1. Halladay (PHI) 4.2
2. Hamels (PHI) 3.6
3. Lohse (STL) 2.7
Jurrjens (ATL) 2.7
Kershaw (LAD) 2.7
6. Venters (ATL) 2.6
7. Chacin (COL) 2.5
Kennedy (ARI) 2.5
9. Marcum (MIL) 2.4
Vogelsong (SFG) 2.4
Lee (PHI) 2.4
Johnson (FLA) 2.4

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner is in the top 10 according to Fangraphs!!

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venters

Wow. 2.6 WAR in like 40 innings.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine

Joba Chamberlain

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's for the NL

Phil Hughes has got it for the AL

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Halladay has been amazing this year

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, not great.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly the 4.2 rWAR is only good.

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was quoting the original poster

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 16, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is an awesome headline, Grant.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was cheesy. Glad you liked it.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great recap of a perfect play

So many amazingly perfect aspects of that one. I can’t decide if my favorite is Rowand’s barehanded grab or Tejada’s throw.

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by achiappanza on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe the ball just jumped into his hand.

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by kiririn on Jun 15, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRUE FOCUS LIES BETWEEN RAGE AND SERENITY

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it didnt…he had to reach up to grab it

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by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball jumped up

But it did jump up from the wall… and he managed to catch it barehanded in the windup position… how fortuitous!

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by achiappanza on Jun 16, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

looks to me like he caught it and then wound up. was a good play on his part.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really like Madison Bumgarner

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

this was a huge game for him

Never had the Big Madbum Inning. He got hosed by bad D, bad calls, and (legal) fan interference, and then he just went “Naw, never mind, just gonna strike y’all out.”

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

He’s still only 21.

If he were born in a different state, in a different era, he would have a six-shooter on his hip, and he would go from town to town serving up justice.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you described Matt Cain.

by Bar None on Jun 16, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Bill Hall. But just for the last couple of at bats

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by Cant_buy_a_run on Jun 15, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Early ones ouch

That early one where he just went fishing three times was wretched.

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by achiappanza on Jun 15, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just all in one game

That would just be LOL Bochy. All relatively good in one game!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A repeat Fantasy?

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by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also like this version of Whiteside

that hits triples.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am also a Bill Hall supporter.

Come at me.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT LIKE

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it's him or Burriss, sign me up

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll put my signature to that.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The difference between a 7-11 burrito and a 7-11 burrito you find in the bathroom of a 7-11. Obvious. Still disconcerting.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never look at a 7-11 burrito the same way.

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I now have another reason to never enter a 7-11 bathroom.

by Bar None on Jun 15, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You betcha.

His career has been unusually variable, but the net line is pretty good—and so, apparently, is his defense. If he can perform merely to career average, I’m more than happy.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a big fan of him not being Manny Burriss.

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by the guy on Jun 15, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

Or at least, definitely in favor of the signing.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Jun 15, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

we will turn him into something wonderful. like we did with the others.

by wearingmyrallythong on Jun 15, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

small sample size etc etc

by Norcalnappy on Jun 15, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can support anyone that gets two hits in a game for the Giants.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like

the Giants do better finding players on the scrap heap than they do in January.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's found El Dorado
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly

Bill Hall said in 30-min session w/Bam Bam, he found something in his swing he’d been missing for three years.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make it sew.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ludicrous speed!

TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said

by McCoven on Jun 15, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES PLEASE!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

we laugh, and I rec

but wth, Burrell was in bad shape when he got here last year.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAM BAM IS MAGIC

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 15, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hits .270/.330/.520 the rest of the year with 15 HR

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

boioioioioioioing

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf

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by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is unf unf unf?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a synonym for fapping, as in FAP FAP FAP

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooh. i thought it might be untz untz untz (bass drum hi-hat) … say it fast. dance beat.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not both?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 15, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find pastrami to be the most sensuous of the salted and cured meats.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

nom nom nom

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 15, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct

Eating is nom

Sex noises are unf

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Cookie Monster freebasing cookie dough.gif

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real talk:

Ever since I saw this, I have wanted to try to make a cookie in a spoon with a lighter.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL me too! I wanna see how it would work.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 15, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe a butane lighter would be needed

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a synonym. It’s an equivalent.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

unf

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish he wouldn’t make this face. It makes him so, so much less attractive. I get that that’s the point, but ewww.

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lot of unfing

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by Prussian Creole on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry has turned into roxgirl

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILL HALL .920 OPS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

just trying to make him out to be the burrell of 2011

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the poll they showed on CSN after the game. The question was, “Who will be the Pat Burrell of 2011?” THe leading response (with 47%) was Pat Burrell.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you he slept with one of the women polled!!!

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jun 15, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They certainly were when he was done.

by haemaker on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Redundantly good answer!

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

These are the same people (I was there) that gave Buster a standing ovation for catching a grounder in foul territory while he was catching someone in the bullpen and had yet to play in a game.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BLURBS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jun 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam Bam “when the ball is coming, make sure you swing”

Hall “I’m supposed to swing at the BALL?”

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bench?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jun 15, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have always wondered how often this happens…

Bam Bam or Rags goes to Bochy or Sabean and says, “Get this guy! I know what’s wrong and I can fix it.”

by haemaker on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

RamRam’s numbers weren’t impressive when the Giants picked him up last season. My dad said “I bet Righetti saw something he can work with”

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

"last season" ≠ career

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially for a reliever.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did I say it was? No, I didn’t.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it kinda sounded like it:

“RamRam’s numbers weren’t impressive when the Giants picked him up last season.” Since his career numbers are, and were, impressive, that can only have referred to his Boston numbers.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking about his numbers last season. I said nothing of equating that with his career. That being said, do some players not decline in baseball?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

They all do.

But not at age 28 or so, and not suddenly.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t disprove Nivek5150’s original comment.

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

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by yoyomonster on Jun 16, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which do you consider "original"?

I take it to be RamRam’s numbers weren’t impressive when the Giants picked him up last season. If we are splitting parsing hairs, then the question is whether that means his career numbers to date at that time or means for that season in which he was picked up.

The difference is huge. For that season, in Boston, he was not doing well. But that was a limited case: and his career stats to that point were (as they still are) very good.

But you can read the posts as well as I.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d shoot a little farther back, pal. Find something from your swing five years ago.

by Dan from NM on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, uh, the only thing is is

He was actually pretty terrible three years ago, so I’m not sure what this means.

If it was something in his swing he’d been missing from, like, last season…

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to worry

Once Meulens corrects his perception of counts.

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by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The bat.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Jose Bautista transformation would be welcomed

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next up: Sliding practice

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever happens with Hall, just wanted to say again that I really like Meulens and I hope he gets to stick around for awhile.

by Seasick fish on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad for you

He’s leaving the planet!

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I PACKED MY BAGS LAST NIGHT PRE-FLIGHT
ZERO HOUR 9 AM

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Carney Lansford rockfuckery what?

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sure was no Joe Lebevre.

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by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hated that guy.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

hah flem

“burrell looked excited to be running around the bases”

by NeifiPerezz on Jun 15, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, it means he might score, and poll some women and stuff.

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by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

@BreakingNews
Breaking News
Riots, fires continue in downtown Vancouver after Stanley Cup loss. Live video from @CTVBC http://bit.ly/lDhVhp

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Canada.

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by deuce deuce on Jun 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very surprising.

Especially Vancouver.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm?

The same thing happened in 1994. This sort of thing was to be expected.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey

Soccer for cold climates.

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by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

don’t know how to win or lose

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cut it oot!

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dont fuck with Canadians and their Hockey.

by Norcalnappy on Jun 15, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same shit happens everywhere, including SF. Drunken hooligans exist everywhere.

by nataku on Jun 15, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Giants fans were incredibly good after the team won the world series.

The Canuck fans are being stupid…rioting after winning is one thing…rioting after losing is just stupid

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you missed the footage of the overturned bus

and the fire in the middle of the street.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats still not quite “the same shit” as whats happening in Vancouver

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

High horses have varying heights!

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

There’s LA Riots and then there’s some stupid drunk people being stupid

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lakers riots are just for practice.

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by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just annoyed

that people want to say that we’re so much better in the Bay Area. It’s just not true.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 15, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

The “riot” in SF after the WS was such incredibly mild compared to just about everything I’ve seen.

Freaking Lakers fan rioted after winning their 2nd championship in two years…hello you were just here last year!

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in the general sense of course, but calbear wasn’t saying that. He was saying the truth: SF handled winning the World Series a lot better than expected, a lot better than a few recent winners, and a heck of a lot beter than Vancouver is handling this loss.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said

“incredibly good.” I don’t think an overturned bus and starting fires can be construed as such.

Never mind, SF is full of unicorns and all that. I’m going to bed.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 15, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

calbearjd doesn’t even live in San Francisco. I think it’s pretty clear that he meant, in comparison to other cities, the stuff that went on in SF wasn’t that bad.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant that maybe

it’s not what he said. Just like whwen I said “there are degrees of rioting?” it wasn’t literal.

Ugh, the internets!

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 15, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say this, tho

the parade, that WAS incredibly good.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 15, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, okay.

Don’t know where this is coming from. And I’m not SF’s biggest fan. Well, I am, I just don’t like the people. But I can say that about every place.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never liked you either!

/cries and runs into room, slamming door

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Relative to how every city reacts it was incredibly good. You’re the one who said that happens everywhere. If a few Vancouver fans had flipped over a bus and started a smallish fire I think you can dimiss that as a couple jackasses who will inevitably exist in every large crowd of emotional people. What’s happening in Vancouver is more than a handful of idiots.

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my best friends is living in Vancouver

and it sounds like an absolute nightmare. And it’s still going on.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of a friend got tear gassed, from what I’m hearing.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They certainly are frustrated.

Best team in league by far
loses to Boston.

yikes.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arlington = classy

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree on this

They were very gracious last year

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cannot compare reactions for winning and for losing.

It is comparing apples and sewing machines.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey and baseball.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you read the whole thread?

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My old Singer was juicy and sweet.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“We won! Lets flip a bus!”

“We lost…… Lets burn the city down!!”

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was a bus really flipped? I don’t remember seeing footage.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know

I know there was a relatively small fire, but I missed the bus thing too.

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda recall people standing on a 38 Geary, but it was upright …

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody said we are better

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim

Has played Grand Theft Auto and can respect the star system.

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by The_Beard on Jun 16, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah. There’s the Watts Riots and the Rodney King riots, with massive damage, property loss and bodily injury or loss of life…. and then there’s burn a car or two and forget about it riots.

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by Merope on Jun 15, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lakers riots

Are for those reliving the Rodney King glory days, honing their skill for the next big one in L.A.

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by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

chasm?

because there’s an overturned bus and then there’s stuff like this

I wouldnt say they are the same shit

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that New Detroit?

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

New New Detroit.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

to add...

…I don’t remember a riot in 1989 or 2002.

by haemaker on Jun 15, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quiet Riot

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

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by yoyomonster on Jun 16, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people would reverse those two. If you win, you’re in a state of drunken glee and you love everything. If you’re painstakingly close to watching your team win, only to be embarrassed in Game 7 at home, you might want to break things. Still stupid, though.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jun 15, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would just think that you would stay at home sulking

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would. I’d already be depressed, so going out and breaking shit which can injure myself or someone else and/or get me into legal trouble would not be wise.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jun 15, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or assault fans of your team’s rival.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jun 16, 2011 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

after losing?

I don’t remember hearing about that very much. And it didn’t happen to this degree in SF after the win.

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

my understanding is that after the 49ers first Super Bowl win in 1982, there was quite a bit of damage done in the City. A lot of people were injured.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

People in Vancouver rioted the last time they lost the Stanley Cup.

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by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes they did

and that Game 7 was in New York.

Which, btw, had no such activity at all that night. Probably because Messier and Esa Tikkanen were running around Manhattan with the cup.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird...

If, prior to tonight’s game, someone asked me to name the two guys in the starting lineup who would get triples, I don’t think I’d have guessed “Burrell and Whiteside”.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jun 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand and Tejada?

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jun 15, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but that doesn't top

Bengie Molina hitting for the freakin’ CYCLE on July 16 (two weeks after Giants traded him to Rangers): http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100716&content_id=12308004&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

…actually, Giants getting > 5 runs two days in a row is flat-out weird in itself…
…oh, and MadBum won…all these are strange portents.

by fredDEE on Jun 15, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see a Torres-Burrell-Pablo-Ross-Huff-Hall-Crawford-Catcher line-up

by kingofthacove on Jun 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't understand

Brandon Crawford is white
Bill Hall is black

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

and soccer is called “futbol”!

by NeifiPerezz on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's called futbol

why do they play it with a soccer ball??

I heard that on tv somewhere last week. Norm McDonald?

by Daver321 on Jun 15, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Giants.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anybody read this?

Are You Fucking Kidding Me

OPSBIs. You cannot make this shit up.

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by jctGamer on Jun 15, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Bowden

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re totally on the same scale.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 15, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like
(Of course, with leadoff hitters, OBP+R+SB would be a better barometer, so you have to know the type of hitter your looking at).

Oh, of course, that makes sense.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

your your your your your

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can you add ...

you know what, never mind.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

His math is off. 1.190+42 = 43.190

by kingofthacove on Jun 15, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Jun 15, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why he is now a crap writer instead of being a crap GM.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The funniest thing is that RBIs have such little weight on that scale that it’s pointless. The list is in order of OPS; the RBIs mean nothing.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i love how adding RBI to OPS changes the ordering only negligibly

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also holy shit

It looks like he is also in the comment section responding to EVERY SINGLE COMMENT with the username jbowdeniv310

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iceman11377
OPS I get, but RBI ? How can you fairly compare a #3 hitter for the Pirates V. a #3 hitter for Boston when the guy from Boston has more AB’s with men on base ?

jbowdeniv310
Good point.. As you can see OPS is the impactful stat here. RBI’s only separates the players if a player is not driving them in. You are correct that you can’t compare the #hitter of Bucs w/ that of Boston…just like it can be a disadvantage to Big Papi if A-Gone clears the bases before he comes up.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

commenters on the referenced thread.

by Bar None on Jun 15, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know, I just don’t understand what Bowden is saying.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

How often do the RBIs occur in one-run games against Mariano Rivera in the ninth inning as opposed to a 12-0 blowout in the fourth inning against a mopup reliever.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does ESPN constantly hire guys from these east coast teams that get fired? Valentine, Bowden, Phillips….it just goes on and on.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 15, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because competent people won’t be working there?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 15, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Holed it in one.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually replying to the comments, which I guess is kind of cool.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I suppose I should read the comments here before posting myself.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats why you work at ESPN now

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’s Jim Bowden.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I attribute all this stuff to Panda

He clearly brought that spark the team dearly needed. Lookout MLB, time for your an asskicking of Giant proportions.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey hitting the ball better isn’t hurting either.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff:

Not even counting tonight—
OPS last 14 days, .947; OPS last 7 days, 1.029.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Microsplits!

2008-11 wRC+: 114

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably has a good deal to do with the pressure being taken off him somewhat, with other run-producers in there too.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t watch the game because I couldn’t deal with Andres Torres being platooned, but I’m damned happy they won the thing.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

he got in later

and almost made the highlight reel with a catch. Just a little short.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Andres Torres: Defensive Replacement is little consolation for me there.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh

I didn’t think it would console you, but I suspected you wouldn’t see the play because he didn’t quite get to the ball after running 500 yards.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better...

he was in first and foremost as a pinch hitter when Bum left.

It's orange inside

by TheAntiBork on Jun 16, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm

that’s some soothing salve right there. Feel the soothing howie!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wore hot pants… but that’s my normal attire.

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a little chilly here while watching the game. Maybe that’s because I wasn’t wearing pants.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel you.

I have to go swimming every 30 seconds in Fresno to make sure I dont get a fever.

by sleeknerve on Jun 15, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLU

nice warm cup of tea, sun on the bay….. aaaaaah.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bip was drunk tonight

I found him very entertaining

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Then perhaps you were.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I considered that

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Seems to work for Kuip

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jun 15, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

… and I was listening on the radio.

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by drdata24 on Jun 15, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Indeed.

But I suppose they meant well . . . .

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that guy’s friend texted him and said “Quit throwing up the B Weez cross dickweed!”

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It was incredibly lame.

Dinger lame.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on Jun 15, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really want to know the terrible truth?

OR do you want to see me hit a few dingers?!

by djfivenine on Jun 15, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

DINGERS!

its kind of sad how this scene turned out to be a slight satire for the blind eye turned towards baseball and its PEDs

by sleeknerve on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. This is kind of blowing my mind right now, actually.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Such an awesome episode

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but not as annoying as the two ArizonaHoles who were yelling “Heeeey Wilson… you suck”. It was just like Little League. Also, be careful as you move towards the exits with your shoulders slumping.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KUIP

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that was kuip? figures.

by NeifiPerezz on Jun 15, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…

The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, OPS and RBI living together… mass hysteria!

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

@BreakingNews
Breaking News
More on Vancouver riots: @CTVBC reporting new fires, Royal Canadian Mounted Police to arrive http://bit.ly/lDhVhp

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by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

they're like a poor man's PR

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like it’s been explained to them about a million times, but they still think it’s some sort of self-pitying thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've martyred ourselves somehow.

There’s irrational, there’s stupid, and then there’s that.

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have such a pathetic fanbase, but I don’t quite get the vitriol spewing from the AZ fans because there’s never been much of a rivalry with them except for 2000-2002

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 15, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

recd

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t appear to be the reason for their vitriol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Never said it to them.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember last year

at this time and how we felt about the Padres. We thought we had the better team but then they kept winning in stupid, stupid ways and it was just so frustrating and GAHHHHHHH.

by paboperfecto on Jun 16, 2011 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a different question

why isn’t that still a PCL town? Take your stupid color schemes and 106 degree temperatures with the roof open (how’s that strategy working, btw) and GTFO.

I always blamed U of A but maybe it’s the whole state.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so bad that the few AZ fans who do stand up and cheer at the right times get told to sit down. I always enjoyed going to the Giants games their. I always told my DBacks buddy, “These are my people!”

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just because: Nutter Butter is yummy

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ARE A NUTTER BUTTER!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I firmly believe that Nutter Butters are overrated

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by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS SERIES SO FAR ......

WIN IT FOR SANCHEZ, BELT, PANDA, AND POSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2010 = Best .... Year .... Ever.

by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

/Kennedy 8.2IP, 2H

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by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell’s triple was hilarious.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

And comparison!

rec’d!

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by achiappanza on Jun 16, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs green

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by Giant Voodoo on Jun 16, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

a pantomino?

According to Eric Holder, Giants Baseball is NOT torture. OK, it is, but followed by a big bowl of ice cream.

Tim Lincecum: He's a biracial angel.

by yoyomonster on Jun 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He dug deep for the fountain of youth.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jun 15, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

that was a ITPH for most guys on the team.

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure of it

Maybe even Huff.

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by hairball on Jun 16, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also I forgot Casilla was on the team.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky you.

He’s another Silent.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, btw.

Aaronstampler was arguing in the game thread that Casilla is no less likely than any other pitcher to regress from his ERA.

I told him to take up the debate in the postgame thread, and while I could do a slap job at it, I think you would explain the point to him rather emphatically.

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by dregarx on Jun 15, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said he’s no more likely to fail than any other pitcher on the staff. What I said was don’t bury the guy prematurely before he actually screws up. A guy doesn’t suck until he sucks, and Casilla hasn’t really sucked as a Giant. All you’re doing is waiting for him to suck, which I think is cynical and pessimistic.

There are so many guys on the team actively sucking — right now — and all season long, that it seems to me kind of silly to be picking on somebody who hasn’t sucked yet.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nah.

You said, “by that reasoning, any pitcher in baseball is going to start doing worse”.

This is simply not true. For basic reasons, Casilla is much more likely to start posting a worse ERA, mainly because he’s walked more people than he’s struck out.

There are very few pitchers whose defense-independent performance is that terrible.

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by dregarx on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

his ERA is 1.04. No matter how well he pitches, it’s probably gonna get worse. I just don’t think he’s going to be a gas can. He’ll probably be in the 2.50-3.00 neighborhood, which is perfectly reasonable for a 5th or 6th reliever.

My whole point was don’t bury someone who isn’t dead yet. You’ve got the next three months to point and laugh Nelson style when he screws up. Why do it prematurely? What’s the rush? It’s like you want him to fail.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zips rest-of-season projects a 3.8, and I think that’s optimistic.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

Basic truth: the past best predicts the future.

Casilla is not some rookie adjusting to life in the majors. He is a well-established pitcher with a well established history, and it is a consistent and not pretty one. There is no reason to believe that he is likely to not perform now just he always has, and every reason to believe that he will. “Every reason” includes his obvious continuing lack of ability to control his pitches.

The tiger doth not change his stripes, nor yet the leopard his spots. Pitching Casilla is like playing with matches around an open can of gas.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he finds 98 again.

At 91, I think ‘gas can’ may be his upside.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really not stressing about him, tbh. We’re arguing about the 6th or 7th reliever on the staff. I think we are ridiculously spoiled by how dominant this bullpen is to the point that anytime a reliever enters an inning and doesn’t strike out the side (pretty much what Romo does) people whine and bitch.

I prefer Casilla to Runzler and I probably prefer him to Mota in a high-leverage situation. Beyond that, I don’t know what else to say.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of ironic really. Our pitchers are so good that we want every starter to be Lincecum in Sept-Oct of 2010 and every reliever to be like Eckersley in 1989.

Meanwhile for the hitters, if they can just get to like a 750 OPS we’re thrilled.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 15, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think Kroon would be an improvement?

I’m pulling for the guy…

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. Unless Casilla goes back to averaging 97. Owlcroft hates him, but 4mph makes a difference.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It helps.

But major-league batters can still lay off balls out of the strike zone even when they’re over 100 mph.

Runzler is a better pitcher than Casilla. How good he ultimately will be remains to be seen, but he will almost surely be at least better than average, which cannot be said for GasCan.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is fair to judge him based on SF as opposed to Oak. Different magic pitching coach.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the phrase is . . .

. . . “The triumph of hope over experience.”

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Kroon is doing okay in AAA but nothing spectacular

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

6th in the PCL in K rate (20+ IP)

11% BB rate isn’t stellar, but we know that’s his weakness. He’d be as good as Casilla is projected to be.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll stick with Casilla, who was good in the majors as recently as last year and is 30 years old, rather than Kroon, who was subpar in Japan last year and AAA this year and is 38.

by kingofthacove on Jun 16, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would you stick with Casilla and Whiteside over Kroon and Torrealba?

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by dregarx on Jun 16, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yorvit?

Not sure what you are getting t.

by kingofthacove on Jun 16, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

The trade rumors further down the page.

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by dregarx on Jun 16, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

no I would not

BRASSSS

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

sss

Casilla has been good precisely once — last year, when his fastball averaged 97mph. He has not been good in other years, and his fastball is down to 93mph. There are two rational ways to project this: either shrug and look at a large sample, say 2008-11, or exclude the outlier and do 2007-9 and 2011. Either way, he comes out looking like a competent middle reliever with an expected RA either just under 4, or somewhat over.

Kroon has been good in Japan, which is much tougher than the PCL and is not kind to pitchers. Projecting his 2008-11 from Japan and the PCL, he comes out looking like..

..a competent middle reliever with an expected RA just under 4.

I’ll trade the fungible commodity, bring up the free talent in triple A, and grin and bear it when he walks people.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

and yet he’s worse in the PCL then he was in Japan

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

neither of them can play catcher

send one of them to Texas.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re not dominating AAA, you’re probably not going to be very good in the majors.

by kingofthacove on Jun 16, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You do know what a middle reliever is, right?

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure, but I do know what having terrible control in crappy leagues for the last two years while being really old translates to.

by kingofthacove on Jun 16, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trading him for value is one thing, but if you’re simply choosing between two, I’ll take Casilla without thinking twice. Also, relievers are more volatile than any other position; it’s not that rare that a reliever starts producing at a relatively old age

by kingofthacove on Jun 16, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Eyre, Matt Herges, Jim Brower

…and those guys were all in one bullpen.

by kingofthacove on Jun 16, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed:

Casilla, who was good in the majors as recently as for the first time in his life last year . . .

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably doesn't matter

If Casilla comes off the roster, it’ll probably be be for Zito

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t the same logic apply to Ramirez? His history (mostly AL) is pretty mediocre and nowhere near how he’s pitched this season.

by Hac Man on Jun 15, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, because it isn't.

Ramirez did not fare well in Fenway, to be sure. But even with those two seasons, both his career Quality of Pitching and actual career ERA are more than satisfactory (3.28 and 3.15, respectively); and think of them were Boston struck off.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And makes plays at the plate.

And catches no-hitters

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hits grandslams

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hits grandslams

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In th 9th

and slides head first. And he’s a catcher.

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by Tortured on Jun 15, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTish

Anyone think that Jeters injury is potentially fake so that they can set him up with a good home stand for his 3,000th?

by Norcalnappy on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

No.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

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by jctGamer on Jun 15, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

You’re bound to get injured if you’ve been playing since ’96.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am both incisively and decisively echoing whatever the preceding eight replies have said.

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by waelwulf on Jun 15, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but the amount of press dedicated purely to “Where would Jeter most like to get his 3000th?” is lame.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe?

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My sister’s friend’s cousin says it’s true.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but that nicely assumes he would have gotten however many hits on the road to set him up for that.

It’s not that hard to sit out a game.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dustin Ackley Era begins

COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE METH METH METH METH METH METH METH

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by jctGamer on Jun 15, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

note to those who missed it the other day

this is an untrue meme started by some nefarious nerbs here.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what you are talking about. Ackley was linked to reports of coke abuse shortly before the draft. It’s not a meme, it’s a tactic!

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by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

quiet you!

I actually recall googling this at one point last year and getting no results. But the phone rang or something and I forgot about it, so I just assumed it was true.

Just glad I never said anything on Lookout Landing.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants don't know how to sweep

Lineup will probably have Burris and no 3B

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand CF
Burris 2B
Ross LF
Huff 1B
Schierholtz RF
Tejada 3B
Crawford SS
Whiteside C

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Kennedy’s a righty, though, so Torres will probably play. And Sandoval will obviously play.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot about

Bochy’s white flag lineup when going for the sweep

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll still play white flag matchups, though.

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TODAY WAS THE WHITE FLAG, AND WE PASSED THE TEST!

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Bochy will try harder tomorrow!

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s whiter than white?

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Procul Harum?

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

WOw

nice

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by hairball on Jun 16, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Invisible?

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

burning phosphorus! willie pete fuck yeah

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winky Wright

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put it on a flag.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

so is Jorge Clank-tu

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Klaatu Verada Clank-tu

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that a Jedi Knight?

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by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, they tried that with Dontrelle last year.

And… please don’t hate me… I’d tire-kick Cantu.

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I think he would be an upgrade over Hall

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

why?

He’s been BABIP’d a bit this year, but even if you give him some of that back its just an awful hitting line. And isn’t Hall a better fielder pretty much everywhere?

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Hall is also a clank.

What’s worth being DFA’d from SD or Houston?

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't actually looked . . .

. . . but my understanding is that Hall’s defensive stats are very bizarrely scattered from superb to awful, depending on position, even across positions with what one would think are very similar requirements.

Mind, some people think all defensive stats ought to just be put back into the horse.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, okay, but make sure you stand off to the side.

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by waelwulf on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR has him as a good shortstop and center fielder but bad elsewhere, which is of course silly.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hall..

2008-11 wRC+: 78
K%: 33%

I don’t need to worry about his defense. I worry about his bat.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

But didn’t Hall’s fielding give the Giants a win over the BoSox last year?

by Hac Man on Jun 15, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this is chasm.

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by garbanzo24 on Jun 15, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dontrelle is actually pitching pretty well this year in Louisville. Cut WAY down on the walks, too.

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It’d be cool if he made a comeback.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing Dontrelle is a blow for baseball

He was a good reprasentative for the sport

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by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantu

is definitely an upgrade over the position players left at Fresno at the moment.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fix Kazmir

then use him as trade bait for Reyes. Git er dun sabes!!

by waffles on Jun 15, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant did you make a WOW joke without even realizing?
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It's a good thing you haven't ......

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

man I knew a couple of dudes in my guild like that.

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by jctGamer on Jun 15, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only a couple? Must have been a small guild.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was one of the 2 :(

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

really?

Regular computer games are compulsive enough, I was always too scared to try that one.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was the guild master for a year <.<

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

pee in the bottle, no work, etc.?

And was there a Mrs. Jctgamer at the time?

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably very confused

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually very pregnant __

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

the best sort of purpz

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

…Grant rolls another female belf paladin alt

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

keithlaw keithlaw

They’d momentarily forgotten about him. “@Mariners: The Mariners have recalled Dustin Ackley.”

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SIMPSONS DID IT
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by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

after he was HBP in the first inning by Shane Loux tonight, they probably didn’t want to take any chances.

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MLBTR says the GIants are looking at the Rangers for catcing help

Unfortunately it’s the wrong catcher.

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Unless this post has the word Napoli in it

I refuse to pay attention

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taylor Teagarden will be available once Napoli comes off the DL.

Happy?

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dope name at least

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teagarden is not altogether terrible

And would certainly be an upgrade over Eli.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Napoli was a terrible defensive catcher?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not very good, but he can hit.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd best catcher ERA in the league

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+SB

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-OPPSB

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by yoyomonster on Jun 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they were talking about Molina

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't even

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It’s funny how just last year they were so hard up that they gave something in return for Molina but now they’re awash in catchery goodness.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that would be greedy.

Most would settle for one of them.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can give them Michael Main back

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i say just ride the pine for now

i don’t think it’s worth getting rid of stewart’s arm and no one knows the staff enough like whiteside

by big logs Johnson on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Teagarden awesome defensively? If not, why is Teagarden?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Auto Rec

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truly outstanding play

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been watching a lot of college baseball lately...

…and that’s the kind of shit you take for granted. Yes, those guys aren’t especially good compared to their peers, but then you watch kids from Mississippi State try to just catch the ball, and you realize the standards you hold these guys to.

Makes me feel like a dick.

Then I get over it.

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I like to feel dicks

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The original line works about the same.

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by iammclovin on Jun 15, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Almond Joy’s got dicks?

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

sometimes you feel like a nut (or two)

sometimes you don’t

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Heh

Fark had a photoshop contest. Alternate bathroom signs. Here was my entry:

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Elite bloggers got dicks
read my bloggers don’t?

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by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was out with the boy . . .

Watching Super 8 and sneaking glances at MLB on my phone. Who is the slow lumbering dumptruck who was out at home?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks . . .

I figured it was a catcher . . . Johnson is AWFULLY slow.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 15, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did kinda crumple towards the end there.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t he have more steals than anyone on our team?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right you are . . .

He must’ve exhausted himself in the 100+ heat with the roof open in a lame attempt to screw us.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

great throws by Rowand and Tejada

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by RichHerreraHomer on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could not heap more hatred upon Aaron Rowand if I tried...

and then this squat-swinging son of a slider chaser goes and makes the perfect play.

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel good when the ball is hit to him

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a great, great play.

by fishmicmuffin on Jun 15, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate to say it

but Posey looks like he is in the same bad position for taking a hit that he was in for the one against Cousins.

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hate to say it

he’s standing up.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like all the best highlights come out of series in ARI.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green it up!

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Dang it

Reply fail…

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you switch two words, I do that all the time.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it! Out of the Mauve

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is switching more than two words.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m switching the two words and a letter of my own and it’s not pretty.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

calbearjd : reply fails :: Cody Ross : bat tossing

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seinfeld would be better without the laugh track

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit, i forgot wcw was in the thread right now.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched two episodes of Seinfeld over the weekend, and I didn’t laugh at them.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're cool

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same could be said for anything.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not a laugh track. it was filmed in front of an audience.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

either way

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

though it's true

there’s not as much of the long awkward pauses that laugh tracks lead to

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are watching “The Boy in the Bubble” now, after watching “The Wallet”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting close to the contest (arguably the moment when the show took over)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you skipped the watch?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno, my dad is controlling the dvds

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mentioned the audiance

wait until after the contest… every time Kramer comes through the door.. Huge applauds.. In something like the 5th or 6th season they finally told the audiance NOT to laugh at certain points in the show because it was messing up the timing.

by ELOOIE on Jun 15, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

These shows link to the theater, not film.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said I hated the laugh track in that show and all the Seinfeld fans got mad.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. They're really good.

And their pitching is not a travesty, which is disheartening.

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad they don't have Dan Haren anymore though

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hudson!
DHuddy41 Daniel Hudson

Unreal. One of these days the ball has to start bouncing our way against those guys doesn’t it? It’s ok we still have 10 more vs them!

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he forget about the one their

right fielder caught without even knowing it?

by nofreetime on Jun 15, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

The D’Backs actually got a LOT of luck last night.

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by hairball on Jun 16, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so smart
jp_on_rye Jenny
At this point, the Diamondbacks/their fans have to see the Giants the way we all saw the Padres last year, huh?

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably true...

but the fact that runs have been scored in these games is why it doesn’t quite feel the same.

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

It’s perfect legit to scores runs on a walk, HBP, a PB, and two sac flies

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst I’ve ever seen is the A’s 17-2 mark against the Mariners in 2006.

by Every6thDay on Jun 15, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies/Braves 1993

How do you forget this?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I can't

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you remember? You weren’t even born yet.

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by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming he had been born by then.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember any play tonight that could have been considered lucky in favor of the Giants.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re referring to the bounce that Rowand got.

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. Maybe. It was still two great plays from Rowand and Tejada to nail him at the plate plus it was a dumb decision in the first place to send Johnson.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it at the time and I'll say it again

I think the bounce was unlucky and Rowand made a great play to react to it. I think the ball bounces past a whole lot of outfielders.

by nofreetime on Jun 15, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno.

I’d say that—from the Giants’ view—the bounce was very fortunate. I don’t mean it was cheap and easy to field, but Rowand himself said in the post-game that he had time to set himself for almost anything. I’m more than willing to give him credit nonetheless for grabbing it cleanly, but once he does, the rest is pie: as long as neither he nor Tejada actually throws the ball away, the runner is going to be dead meat. It was the grab that was the outstanding element of the play.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree

that it should be an easy play once he fields the ball. Then again, I never quite trust any throw from Rowand so it was pleasing to see an almost perfect toss to Tejada.

K&K also mentioned that when you field a ball barehanded like that you don’t get a chance to set it properly stitch-wise in your hand and it can sometimes cause a poor throw.

I give Rowand credit for being in a good position to field the ball whatever it did. I stand by my statement that I think many left fielders aren’t in such a good fielding position and that ball unexpectedly bounces past them.

by nofreetime on Jun 16, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both throws were dead on perfect

I agree the grab was the most outstanding element, but the accuracy and speed of both those throws were noteworthy.

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by achiappanza on Jun 16, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell’s triple. though, I believe he was stranded.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only game they won against us was because Miguel couldn’t catch a baseball, right?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda OT

Whew, am I glad the hockey season is over. Successfully fulfilled my promise of rooting for the Canucks for a year if TGWTWS. Let it never be said I don’t fulfill my drunk promises.

It’s a weird Feeling rooting for a completely random team for a half a year…

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 10:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Not over yet

…you have to go break a window in a Sears or something…

by haemaker on Jun 15, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tempted to hide this because it is difficult to watch.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two seconds later, he was alive and being an idiot again. Not what you think.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s heartening… ish.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

His scrotum was horribly burnt.

So we’re cool. Humanity, I mean. We’re cool. It’s all gravy.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

at least no ability to reproduce

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what you get for using hair gel on your scrote-pubes.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But are there cheese curds?

by Hac Man on Jun 15, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the video I also posted. The guy jumps off the car like nothing happened.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take your word for it. Watching wanton destruction, assholery, and idioticism makes me queasy.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t post the video of the guy taking a smoke bomb off his crotch.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t go crazy. That sounds hilarious.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet you watch baseball?

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never claimed that my life made sense.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm wontons

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

........................ could you imagine if they DID win???

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently it was all chill after the Olympics...

But given how this shit is turning out, I think they might have invaded Seattle if they lost…

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not with their hockey

That city is crazy about their hockey.

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Don’t mess with Canadians and their hockey

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it very endearing that their national children’s bedtime story is about a hockey rivalry…

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I absolutely love hockey and wish our country was a little more into it but w/e

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey is just ice soccer with violence.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 15, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey is awesome. So is baseball.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 2 favorite sports to watch!

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the downside is....

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But hockey is way more exciting than soccer. It’s more fast paced (skates+smaller surface) and the players are 1000x tougher

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno if I ever told this story before...

But about 10 or 15 years ago, I made a conscious decision to pick up another sport. It was between hockey and basketball. Both the Warriors and Sharks were terrible, and I figured that I could enjoy the climb out of the doldrums. I flipped a coin, and it came up Warriors.

So I became a huge Warriors fan, and “We Believe” was amazing, but every time I watch a hockey playoff game, I know that was the sport for me. It has the exacty mix of chaos theory/skill that I love in sports. There’s no way I’ll ever have time to follow hockey like I do baseball, and it bums me out.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there are half the number of games, so that should help.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

they need to dig up that parking lot across the cove

and put up an arena there. Bring the Sharks up and the Warriors across the bay.

I also played all the major sports except Basketball…. Hockey is hands down the most fun to play.

by ELOOIE on Jun 15, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half the reason the Sharks get such amazing turnout to all the games is the fact that the 10th largest city in the country has no other truly local sports team. Moving the team to SF probably would hurt more than it would help with all the competition.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I live in Pac Heights and dont like to drive.. :-(

but yeah moving the sharks doesnt make sense but I might actually go to a warriors game if they moved to SF.

by ELOOIE on Jun 15, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I agree on both points. I live in Berkeley and am sick of taking Amtrak to games.

And I think the Warriors would like to move to SF. After all, they sell “the city” shirts and hats at the games, not “the town”

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There aren’t a lot of people who are both basketball fans and baseball fans. I figure there’s a reason for that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two of my favorite writers are huge baseball/basketball wonks: Jon Bois and Tom Ziller. They’re out there. And I really like basketball … I just know hockey would have been a bigger love.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like once you get hooked to hockey you can’t stop. That’s what happened to me anyways… went to one game in person and fell in love with the sport

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m from SJ and was mildly into it as a kid because all my friends were (Owen Nolan was like a Greek God to them).

I went to Cornell for Grad School and got SUPER into it because it is their big thing up there. So when I came back to the Bay Area I was addicted.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owen Nolan was a Greek God just for his hit on Belfour

(Belfour is like the Sharks version of Pierzynski)

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF3mROk7Zxc

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes

I recall an article by Bois a while back on this subject.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hockey gets the best of most major sports and finds a balance
Precision of Baseball
Speed and team work of basketball
Contact of football

by ELOOIE on Jun 15, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Violence of UFC
International collaboration of MUN?

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory YAY MUN

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like if you follow the right people on Twitter and read the right blogs, it’s pretty easy to follow all the major hockey storylines without really watching any of the games. Hockey bloggers tend to be crazy involved in the sport no matter who plays, and so you don’t miss much by not watching the games.

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, so so this

Those guys on FTF are ridiculously comprehensive.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t find a blog of the same quality for the Canucks. The SB nation one is a bit juvenile for my tastes…

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in awe of Jason and Matt. I feel like I should do more, but they have press passes for all the home games, so what can I do?

Puck Daddy is a great all-around blog that focuses on the NHL but doesn’t shy away from international, minors, or college hockey. Definitely the first stop for general hockey news. One of my favorites, though, has to be Down Goes Brown. The guy is hilarious, even if he’s too obsessed with Wendel Clark.

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down Goes Brown is a must read for hockey fans. Not so much for news but for giggles. That guy is the best!

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Suspension flowchart is a classic. And frighteningly accurate.

I loved this morning’s post, where he wrote a recap of the Stanley Cup winner’s playoffs 12 hours before the game:

Who can forget that last time you played for Lord Stanley’s mug, back in the early 90s? I bet you can still picture your team competing furiously, proudly representing those black and yellowish-gold uniforms that they wore then and perhaps still do, before finally going down to a bitter defeat. Damn you, Mark Messier!

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bwahaha

Thanks for leading me to today’s post. That was genius!

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really was one of his best. While I knew Messier’s Rangers beat the Canucks in 1994, I totally forgot Messier’s Oilers beat the Bruins back in 1990. Crazy how similar those two teams are.

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by mymclife on Jun 16, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the direction!

I’m unsure if I’m going to stay with hockey next year. It was a really enjoyable ride, but the sport didn’t grab me the same way as baseball did in 2009.

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by grape on Jun 16, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Canucks this year were kind of hard to root for because they were so good, there wasn’t much drama. Okay, there was drama in the first round and the Finals, but that was about it.

And go to a game if possible. If you’re not hooked after being at a game, you won’t be hooked at all.

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by mymclife on Jun 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

just follow the playoffs

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t have as much wide open space to get lost in as soccer. Also, SKATES!!! WHEE!!!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the old line?

I went to a fight and a hockey match broke out.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It can be like that. Especially when the Bruins and the Canadiens play each other.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I remember that game. The Sharks had something similar happen to them when they played Vancouver in the reg. season a couple years ago

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

April 8, 2010 (I was just watching the highlights from that game last night, lol).

Near the end of the game, the Sharks had so many people in the box, Clowe couldn’t sit down. The ref yelled at him to sit, and he replied, “I can’t!” The ref then told him to sit on someone’s lap.

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea.

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we were more into Rugby

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal is really into rugby. But that is an isolate pocket of interest.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My high school was very into rugby (partly because it was the one sport we were good at) and the coach was a Cal alum.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Cal announced they were cutting some sports teams

the biggest outcry at first was about the Rugby team, not the Baseball team.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve done a little more winning over the years.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Which has made them popular.

I expect that there will be a much better Cal Baseball turnout next year.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer watching rugby to NFL. I really liked the Mandela pic with all the rugby even though the reviewers said all the sports sequences were boring.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word

Watching the Six Nations is one of my sporting highlights of the year.

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casting Damon as Pienaar is like casting Peter Dinklage as Matt Cain.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter Dinklage could pull that off if he needed to.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

better analogy: Tom Cruise as Randy Johnson.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why doesn't anyone talk about cricket!

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

recd

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not cricket, mate!

/ok, yes it is.

by haemaker on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Jun 15, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be green.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll start

I loved Pinnochio!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

El Person signal

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

You know me too well.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would

If someone would explain the god damn rules for me!

From the enthusiasm of the S. Asians on my college campus and the Fijians at Excelsior park when I was a kid, I assume it’s got to be a blast…

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that hard to understand!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the basics are simple, simpler than baseball. It’s just the duration thing.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Twenty20 solves that, too!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an Indian friend that has tried many times to explain it to me and it helps none.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes sense pretty fast once you start actually watching it, from my experience.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might help.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a cricket fan

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 16, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buddy Holly is awesome

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/crickets…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently 22 million or so Canadians watched the gold medal game last year. There are only 33 million Canadians, total. That’s almost The Beatles on Ed Sullivan levels. That’s like the Super Bowl getting twice as many people to watch it as they already do.

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much space, so few people …

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I think the US had similar numbers for the gold medal game (about 28 million IIRC) but we have 300 million people!

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very. But I have limited exposure to the city.

Anecdotally, every fan I met over the last couple weeks has been ridiculously nice.

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canadians + hockey = madness

Didn’t you see Happy Gilmore?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not what Johnny Canuck would do

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They keep jumping over fire

I saw 2 other fires that they jumped over. Weird

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

As is tradition

"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 15, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molson'd

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot you didn’t know aboot them

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys not notice the guy doing pushups next to the car???

LOL

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the left side of the video. so random

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a hoser.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the riot started right in front of a TV station

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know CBC Vancouver’s headquarters are really close to Rogers Arena, and CTV’s aren’t that far either.

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC CTV’s are a little further from the arena. I think the distance is the better part of a mile.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they’re farther, but still within walking/rioting distance.

I stayed at the YWCA around the corner from Rogers Arena and down the street from CBC back in April. I wonder if they got hit by the riot.

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay classy Vancouver

Morons.

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by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Friend just posted some pictures on Facebook

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

my friend's husband just posted a video

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, now this is getting out of hand

And I speak as a former resident of Metro Manila.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respect. And I speak as a former resident of West Oakland.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I speak as a former resident of Los Angeles (right between Rampart and South Central)

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember … was it 2007? When the elite Army Rangers rebelled and deployed all around the big shopping center a couple of blocks from me, mined the columns, and set up machine gun nests. Fun fun fun.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dimly recall a military rebellion in Bangladesh not too long ago, although I don’t remember whether it was in Dhaka or out in the provinces.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The military elements in thePhilippines learned that no one pays attention unless you’re doing it among the swanky hotels of the international district. Of course, this was when Gloria was president, and she just ordered in the tanks.

Sigh.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t they always order in the tanks?

This accounts (in part) for why the Yugoslav dissolution was peaceful in Slovenia: the Slovenes arranged for the local tank commanders to desert. When the central government realized Slovenia had tanks, it became quite conciliatory.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filipinos tend to be talky and showy, not do-ey. They miscalculated when she ordered a tank to roll into the lobby of the swanky hotel they took over, and open fire.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’d fit right in in the Balkans. Do-ey doesn’t begin.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, she wasnt that hard ass. No one was hit, it was targeted at the doors/walls. Still, it was like, “WAIT WHAT I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST DUELING PRESS CONFERENCES ON CNN.”

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, as the old saying goes...

Never bring a press conference to a tank fight.

by haemaker on Jun 15, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Estrada was deposed, was it a military coup? I can’t recall.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Military deserted him after the middle class of Manila revolted. Gloria was his VP.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respect to both of you ......

me being a one time resident in Kill-adelphia. Never again.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"With glowing hearts we see thee rise" ......

up in smoke. Oh Canada.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the Canadian metric for “a small number of people” is different than ours.

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by cheno on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a pic from the North Shore

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is so wrong. I’m sorry, but you don’t riot your own fucking city when you lose. I feel sorry for all the firefighters who are going to spend all night dealing with that.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Def should’ve walked their a$$es to Boston and rioted that bitch up…

by Kellin Moore on Jun 16, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is you used dollar signs for the asses but felt comfortable with ‘rioted that bitch up’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember being at a Laker game in Inglewood the night one of the Rodney King verdicts came down. That was the real deal

by justhangin on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

My roommates back when went to the Rodney King riots. One of them marched across the Bay Bridge, then when he realized the police cordon performing the arrests was kinda porous, walked through it and somehow caught a ride home. The other went downtown, and when the kids started breaking windows and looting, he went looting with them. Except the kids were apparently pros — all he got was a t-shirt from the Gap store. He considered writing on it with fabric paint, ‘I went to the Rodney Kind riots and all I looted was this fucking t-shirt,’ but unfortunately he didn’t.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, theres a difference between a riot, where you see mass panic, and just a bunch of clowns doing some sort of flash mob burning man event in some city

by justhangin on Jun 15, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at Disneyland on a family vacation when the Rodney King riots started ......

we then got the hell out of there.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 15, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t it safe in OC?

I heard that the OC police basically barricaded the streets that led from Long Beach/Cerritos > OC

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have taken a while for them to get from LA/LBC to the OC. it’s at least a 10-15 miles walk

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t call it that.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

(For those who may not know, this is a reference to Arrested Development.)

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t until the other thread. I don’t like single-camera comedies. ;)

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m being exposed to it via arrestedwesteros.tumblr.com

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

its on hulu and netflix. Gotta watch it.

Or you will have made a huge mistake.

by ELOOIE on Jun 15, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m cool with making that sort of mistake.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never encountered anyone of that opinion before.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi! I’m shanghaijim. I hate fun and modernity.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Parks and Recreation!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrug

What can I say? I don’t want to watch it.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were cool S.J….

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me! LOLOLOL. I’ve never been cool and never tried to be.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is it about them that you don’t like?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually it’s the “interview” segments.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We weren’t taking ANY chances.

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 16, 2011 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, this is kind of funny
wyshynski
They’ve closed bridges in Vancouver. It’s official: This is one Scarecrow away from being the Arkham riot from Batman Begins.

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by mymclife on Jun 15, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

SPOILERS!!!

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

j/k

I’ve been addicted to the wiki since the show started

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

This girl on Tumblr read the preview for Episode 10, something about “Two of his children see Ned again, a third has a very up-close-and-personal reunion” and she was all OMG MAYBE? YES?

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I wish that I hadn’t ruined that for myself. Still the last ep hit me like a sack of bricks.

So, worth reading the books if I’ve already wiki-spoiled everything in them?

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're really good books

possibly the best fantasy series I’ve ever read, and there’s still 3 more books incoming not to spoil.

so, yes.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm one of those people who like spoiling themselves

I like to know what’s coming plot-wise so I can focus on how they get there. So I don’t feel like I lost anything when I read the wiki before finishing the books, or read the books before the show.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Hello summer reading after The Pale King!

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by grape on Jun 15, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by cheno on Jun 15, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCC Poll

Tomorrow Night’s Roof – forecast is 101 degrees:

(a) Open
(b) Closed

[Message and Data charges may apply]

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by drdata24 on Jun 15, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

A

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

May apply?

Doesn’t Grant charge extra for voting in polls?

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by calbearjd on Jun 15, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends if you’re MCC Premium
/that will be 5 cents please

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by drdata24 on Jun 15, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS BLOGGER LINKED TO POLL TAXES, OTHER RACIST PRACTICES

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 15, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Leave it open, you A-holes. It’s working pretty well so far.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad we're banking these wins

and i dont feel like criticizing anyone on the team tonite. just chillin

by justhangin on Jun 15, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

KNBR caller suggests to trade for Matt Wieters

problem solved!!!

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 15, 2011 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

screw that

take the time machine and bring back Del Crandall!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Marlins
For the first two months this season, Rodriguez and the Marlins were one of baseball’s surprise feel-good stories. Three weeks ago they were 29-19 and one game behind Philadelphia in the National League East. Team president David Samson and general manager Larry Beinfest were so euphoric after a three-game sweep of the Giants in San Francisco, they ordered 200 In-N-Out burgers for the charter flight out of town.

Rodriguez trying to keep Fish afloat

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

When I read ‘afloat’ I briefly fantasized that Loria was going bankrupt, too.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL The Posey Curse is vicious

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade HRamirez to us and the curse will be lifted.

by Hac Man on Jun 16, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Karma is a bitch

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by hautecouture on Jun 15, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m finding it hard to feel bad.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-17 since they played SF. ouch

by justhangin on Jun 15, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Divine intervention.

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by deegreentea on Jun 15, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum intercepted the delivery and ate them all

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine the Giants pulling an Ocean’s Eleven heist/switch.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ve certainly got the cast to pull it off.

though I’d stray from making Wilson the explosives expert.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff & Burrell = the mormon twins

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Well, we’ve established that Bill Hall is Basher.

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And Panda is the acrobat.

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The Giants have a Don Cheadle look-alike in Bill Hall. All is well.

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that means maybe you can ask the turtle to pretend to be captain picard of the uss enterprise

the turtle will not pretend to be commander riker so do not try that

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by groug on Jun 16, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cassilla for Yorvit Torrealba!?

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by LostHawkGSW on Jun 15, 2011 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh

Casilla for anything is a good deal.

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to baggs, it's in the works...just arguing over Yorvits 2012 pay

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by LostHawkGSW on Jun 15, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

baggs is usually legit...

http://bit.ly/l8YXKJ

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by LostHawkGSW on Jun 15, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

JUST PICK UP THE $ SABES

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2 legit 2 quit

talking about it

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to sources, the Giants have engaged the Texas Rangers in trade discussions for catcher Yorvit Torrealba. The Rangers are seeking help in the bullpen and are interested in right-hander Santiago Casilla.
But talks fell apart, in part because Torrealba is owed $3.25 million in 2012 and the Giants want Texas to pick up a portion of his salary.

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by LostHawkGSW on Jun 15, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

fap fap fap

Oh please oh please for the love of god even a competent second string catcher please.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be in favor of it

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torrealba 2008-11 83 wRC+

Nothing special, but Whiteside is at 67.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

Yorvit seems to keep balls from rolling to the backstop.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like that a lot.

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it!!!!!!!!!!!

Pick up his salary and throw an extra million in as lagniappe. JUST DO IT.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this salary thing makes no sense

Really? You’re going to let Casilla-for-Torrealba get hung up over, like, 2 million dollars?

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADDUX MONEY

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I can’t believe Greg Maddux has been retired for 3 years.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suzyn Waldman's freakout over Roger Clemens

was 4 years ago.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

B R I A N   S A B E A N

’Nuff said?

“Oh, and who’s going to pick up the tab for all these phone calls?”

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says

the hang up is over Torrealba’s salary for 2012, not 2011. That makes a little more sense, but it should still get done.

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

do it, 100%. That way Posey doesn’t have to catch 150 games next year, either… that is, if he comes back as a catcher.

Torrealba is the perfect option here, signed through next season.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but . . .

. . . his salary next year exceeds the cost of a bag of peanuts, so Sabean is kvetching and sulking about it.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, for a catcher who can hit .270 or whatever with good defense, that 3.25MM is a steal. And you’re only giving up Casilla, who is meh at best.

Remember, he paid Miguel Tejada 6.5MM (and he probably won’t even be around come Sept)

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what has to really stick in the craw.

He drops money from airplanes flying over the city, then balks at this.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the flip side is that he dumped so much money from airplanes that he has nothing left to address real needs.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'll bet . . .

. . . that if he slaps enough pockets he’ll find those few bills he forgot he had tucked away there.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

they also have an entire year to find the cash… I bet going to the playoffs would help that.

by ELOOIE on Jun 15, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

obtaining catching help makes a real deep playoff run a realistic goal again.

with Whiteside, it is not. His defense is just too bad.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m pretty sure that with a bit of practice Torrealba could be a perfectly cromulent backup corner infielder or outfielder.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. But he’s a better backup than Whiteside.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree with that

but I can see why you wouldn’t want to pay a backup catcher over 3 mil next year when you already have Posey (and Sandoval) on the roster. We really need to find someone to take Rowand and 3 mil of his 2012 salary off our hands

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that can be determined at a later date, and Torrealba is always trade-able.

At this point, you don’t know that he would be a backup catcher, either. Posey may not come back on time. He may not come back as a catcher. Get Torrealba, know the position is covered, and be happy. Deal with the rest later.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know

if you’re going to pay Miguel Fucking Tejada $6M, you better be able to find $3M to pay for the ML-quality C that you didn’t bother to acquire in 2010.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on

$6 Million for Tejada was market

Also why would the Giants sign a ML-quality C in 2010 when they have Posey?

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because they paid $6M for a sub-ML quality C in 2010, and would not have to go fishing for one now.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You totally lost me

If you’re talking about Bengie, he was suppose to be a bridge (i.e. one year deal). No matter what happened, he would have not been on the team this year.

There was no way that the Giants would (or should) spend money on a position that is was being occupied by a stud 24-year player.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I am. The word was that “Posey isn’t ready”, in which case you need a real C if you intend to compete.

And even if not, Posey could be injured, in which case you need an ML C to compete. All that “O NOES DONT BLOCK POSEY” stuff was nonsense. And now they are looking for a C in mid-season.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one pays

for two MLB catchers. It’s just not a realistic thing. Just about every team pays for one good catcher and a crappy backup or two average catchers.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Texas has Yorvit and Napoli and Teagarden. And they’re about to turn one into a reliever. As did the Giants last year, if you want to consider Molina an ML quality C.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two average catchers IS two MLB catchers, no?

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

True

but not if each are paid $3+ million.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

this is the team that people are suggesting will pay Rowand $12M to go away next year or Zito $50M to go away.

Either they want to compete in the playoffs, or they want to bubble gum and baling wire their way past the crappy NL West.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

You still need to sign Timmy, Cain, Sanchez, Bumgarner

Also Posey and Panda arbs.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that day comes one year closer while doing nothing to provide those stellar arms with a ML-quality backstop.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

but one of the benefits

of a great young catcher, is that you don’t have to pay him 3 mil+ yet.

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think its a little different

when the position is catcher

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

and

you have Chris Stewart (not a knock on him, he seems to be a good defender) as your first-in-the-hole replacement in Fresno.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seven years too late, but I’ll take it.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

Wouldn’t that have just prevented the Molina Era entirely? And Molina Redux?

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that was the top headline on Mercury News. I’ll click on the one below it.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, no matter what, that is interesting.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm no expert

But to me, it looked like a paragraph from a story Baggs was writing for a different article that got accidentally put into the gamer.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I refreshed and it was still there.

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by groug on Jun 16, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you're right

It’s at the end of the story now. I thought it was in the middle before.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does Djorvit want to come back to SF, or has he just been pissy because SF didn’t want him?

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that was a really great trade

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a .954 classy+RBI

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Overall he was a good Giant. And classy as fuck.

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What was his OPSRBISCLS?

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I think you are making this up

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This. The only time he was hated on was during that last year.

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oh Mandy?

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Yorvit's replacement

a lot worse.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torrealba's ZiPS RoS

.268/.317/.388

What’s that phrase everyone here likes so much?

Perfectly cromulent?

by GiantPain on Jun 15, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a ridiculous trade. Not that Yorvit is a great player, but it makes so much damned sense. Especially since Kroon is basically Casilla with 4+ mph.

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And like 20 Heart Above Replacement.

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by apistat on Jun 16, 2011 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This would be amazing

I wanted Torrealba to start in ’05. Only 6 years late!

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted him to start in ’04.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not unlike Vogelsong….

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, kind of unlike him.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then we can bring up KROOON?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably just activate Zito

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uuurrrrggghhh .....

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 16, 2011 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with these facepalms

but it’s less facepalm-y than watching Whitey ole more pitches to the backstop.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

Unless they need a spot for Zito.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remembered

Denny Bautista.

Did they just mail his ring to him?

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

holy fuck, he threw 33 innings last year!?

WTF, I thought he threw like 12.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got him confused with Casilla for a long time.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Racist!

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by cheno on Jun 15, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were definite similarities.

One down, one to go.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista was, like, all of Casilla’s qualities exaggerated.

K-rate over 11
BB-rate over 7

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants seem to have a lot of guys like that. It makes one appreciate Romo that much more.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was a chunk of 2010 where the two of them and Mota were basically the same pitcher

Eventually Mota settled into acceptable mop-up duty and Casilla started throwing 97 in the strike zone. Bautista just kept being Bautista.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a time Mota decided that he wasn’t going to walk anybody. That was fun while it lasted.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota . . .

. . . is by far the best of the lot. He’s a somewhat better than average pitcher. He was great for a while this year, then had a blowup or two that crippled his stats. He is quite useful but not irreplaceable.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's looking better than Casilla this year

Last year, not so much.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that giving up at least 1 run in six of his last eight games can be dismissed as “a blowup or two.” He’s been really bad for the last month.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista

one of the worst I recall seeing get regular PT. If you can’t come into mop-up situations without walking boatloads of guys, you need to be selling baseballs, not throwing them.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how Jim Bowden figures in this thread along with the Marlins's epic cratering

The day after the Sabean comments, Bowden and his partner on MLB network radio spent a good three hours trying to destroy Sabean and Posey and fawning over the Marlins, having Gabby Sanchez and then Logan Morrison on to give their take on the Cousins play. Cousins was a noble salt of the earth and an entitled Posey was a pussy for not taking Cousins call was their whole theme. Morrisons call was juvenile beyond belief in his personal attacks on Posey and Bowden cheered that on. They even wanted to replay the embarrassing Morrison interview a second time.

by Hatuxka on Jun 15, 2011 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember it just like it was a week or two ago.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still a little perturbed by the number of people who personally attacked Buster for the whole thing.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty fucked up

Sabean spouting off was fair game, but I don’t understand the vitriol against Buster. Maybe it was an attempt at moral justification, or maybe Logan Morrison is just dumb.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they kinda took it as Sabean saying what Buster couldn’t? Sabean “passing on” Busters thoughts?

Which was not the case, but there’s idiots everywhere.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just world fallacy

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it turns out . . .

. . . that there was (or is) any shred of truth in the Casilla/Torrealba deal rumor and Torrealba isn’t in uni by Friday, Sabean should be canned on the spot by BowTie, who could temporarily replace Sabean with any reasonably bright secretary.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, I hate the Sabean regime as much as the next fellow, but he did hire Tidrow and Barr.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now that we have his secret, we can dump him without losing anything.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for someone to tell me what is so great about Barr. He did just draft Joe Panik.

by EricW on Jun 15, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm?

Posey and tonight’s game winner…IIRC

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by grape on Jun 16, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey was thought of as the best talent in the draft and we took him at #5. Not exactly a genius pick. I would credit him for Gary Brown and Brandon Belt, but then I would point to Conor Gillaspie, Tommy Joseph, Chris Dominguez, Carter Jurica, Roger Kiescknick. Basically he has had 2 good picks, 1 obvious pick and a bunch of disappointments. I look at the talent level in our farm and I’m not impressed. This most recent draft didn’t help my impression of Barr either.

by EricW on Jun 16, 2011 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

See below. When you’re scraping along the bottom, a mixed bag looks pretty good.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants made some really, really, really really crappy picks when it came to position players before Barr.

Barr has moved them from really, really, really really crappy on the nonpitcher side to mixed. Big step up.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who isn’t mixed? And who says Panik is already a bust?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more, Gillaspie and Kieschnick. Panik will be fine, but I saw that as opportunity cost.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Apparently Tidrow walks on water when it comes to pitching.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s actually Bow Tie who is kaiboshing the deal because of the $$$.

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by drdata24 on Jun 15, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If so, . . .

. . . he’d better pray that that never becomes public knowledge. But I rather doubnt it, considering the (relative) puniness of the amounts at issue: that kind of niggleshit is much more Sabean’s flavbor.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, teams put money away for trade deadline acquisitions. I’d consider getting Torrealba our deadline deal.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, maybe it’s just negotiating posturing and the deal will be done in the end.

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by drdata24 on Jun 15, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

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pray.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d hope this to be the case. With Torrealba, this team could make a real playoff run again. With Whiteside, his defense/arm is so bad that I don’t see how it could be possible. Teams would run all over us when they’re not picking up free runs from passed balls.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 15, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You exaggerate.

Greatly. Nonetheless, it might take back one of the three wins losing Posey is likely to cost.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I believe that Whiteside would cripple this team in the playoffs. The competition is much stiffer and more likely to exploit your weaknesses.

Playoff teams don’t have black holes offensively and defensively catching for them. It’s a notoriously strong position for teams that advance deep.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Whiteside has been defensively fine till recently.

Why people think that fielders can’t have slumps is beyond me. He’s a fine receiver going through a rough spell. But an upgrade on his bat would be most helpful.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s just a “slump” defensively, it’s a very odd time for it to happen- right when he starts playing everyday.

It’s like the old notion that you can hide a bad defender for a game here or there, but play them F/T and their flaws will be exposed extremely quickly. Like the Huff in RF thing. He was fine out there for a few games last year, but once he gets daily P/T…. it’s over.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Au contraire . . .

. . . it is the most likely time. A suddenly expanded workload and an unexpected great pressure: well-known surefire cues for upped performance? (And Huff played 57 games in the OF, starting in 29 of them—not “a few”; he wasn’t great, but he wasn’t terrible.)

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

We better be careful giving expanded playtime to Pat Burrell then

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by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

LF ≠ C

The physical demands of catching are not something one suddenly takes up on an everyday basis after two years of once or twice a week. And Burrell is well enough used to carrying responsibility.

Unless you were jesting.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

 /chasm’d

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by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside was just as bad defensively as Bengie Molina last year.* Although people here give him good reviews behind the plate (perhaps tainted by the no-hitter), he was never actually good.

*Let me find the source article for that, just a sec

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by garbanzo24 on Jun 16, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's on BTB

If that’s the source you’re talking about.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just couldn’t find the specific article.

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by garbanzo24 on Jun 16, 2011 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here. Bengie: -0.3 runs relative to average. Whitey: -2.3

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by speckops on Jun 16, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it

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by garbanzo24 on Jun 16, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like . . .

. . . a pretty crappy patched-up “easy to figure” tabulation (I bet Jim, Bowden would love it).

If we try baseball-reference.com’s “Rtot/yr” stat (though I trust none of these), in 2010 it shows Molina at -13 and Whiteside at -11. Make of that what you will.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

and better yet, done a month early rather than waiting to “see how it goes”.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: What'd I miss?

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by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RIOT

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riots on the streets of Vancouver.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy sports fans are crazy. Jeez.

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by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Seattle is prepared to defend itself against the hordes of ravening Canadians.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll just pass out on the ferry.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Niles checks for nearest exits

Damn, TL2 is asleep.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ferries are from Victoria, not Vancouver…

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by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see trenches being dug from my window.

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by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t the Minutemen defend us?

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by Murray, Present on Jun 16, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Minutemen think there’s only one border and white people can’t be illegal.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The INS (this predates the ICE) wanted to deport my relatives once. Round-trip tickets to Hawaii? Hah! You are country bumpkins from rural Austria. You must be here to overstay your tourist visas! Held them 24 hours. Calls to the consulate got them out.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torrealba for Casilla!!!

/but Sabes doesn’t want to pay him

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Did this actually almost happen? I thought Twitter was joking…

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by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s legit.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it didn’t go through…? Did Sabes say no or did the other guy (who’s name I can’t remember off the top of my head)?

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by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes doesn’t want to pay all of Yorvit’s 2012 money.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

……..is he insane?

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by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I AM NOT AN IDIOT!”

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by shanghaijim on Jun 15, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rhetorical question, one assumes?

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could think of a lot worse ways to throw some money around.
Edgardo Alfonzo
Mike Matheny
LOLFAT
Rowand, Zito, Tejada, Renteria
must i go on?

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

And . . .

. . . multiplication (which is what is wanted) is way too complicated.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Atmospheric game-day temperature x playing field grassblades/square foot. Bowden would love it.

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by owlcroft on Jun 15, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Follow-up...

Did Hall play and if he did how’d he look?

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by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had an RBI hit his first at-bat and a double later in the game.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

o.0

Well that’s one way to start things off. Defense?

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by Ceora on Jun 15, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't swallow his glove, didn't blow anyone away

i think he made one nice pick on a moderately tricky backhand

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neglected to slide and killed a rally.

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Forgot about that.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Neglected"?

I doubt that. He chose to come in standing, obviously hoping to break up the DP (which it did). Whether that was very unwise or just a good try that got caught is open for discussion. My feeling is that if he doesn’t try it, it’s a DP, so nothing lost, but others may have seen it differently.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

they said on the postgame that you have to slide into 2B. Which I did not believe. but he did run right into Johnson, which is interference.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

So far as I can see in the Rules . . .

. . . there is no requirement for a slide. There is a Rule about interfering with a fielder, but it’s a judgement call by the umpire, so it seems reasonable to try the takeout, on the theory that the worst off you can be is where you would have been anyway without trying (that is, if you feel the DP is virtually certain).

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Couresty of nofreetime in the GDT
Rule 7.08 Any runner is out when—
(f) If, in the judgment of the umpire, a base runner willfully and deliberately interferes
with a batted ball or a fielder in the act of fielding a batted ball with the obvious
intent to break up a double play, the ball is dead. The umpire shall call the runner
out for interference and also call out the batter-runner because of the action of his
teammate. In no event may bases be run or runs scored because of such action by a
runner.
Rule 7.09

    (e) Any batter or runner who has just been put out, or any runner who has just scored,
    hinders or impedes any following play being made on a runner. Such runner shall
    be declared out for the interference of his teammate;

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by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

No requirement per se to slide into any base.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

These rules were put out as an estimation of the rule. K&K & Co. seemed to imply that sliding specifically was a recent rule, that a gritty veteran such as Hall may not be aware of. Can’t teach an old dog new tricks and such.

Did you catch the replay?

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by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would have to be very recent:

My Rulebook is for 2010.

Yeh, watched it; I’m still not 100% sure that the DP is made if he just slides, but I’m much inclined to think so, and can easily believe he was convinced of it. As I said, in that case, he risks nothing by trying the standup—the ump might not necessarily call interference. (Though not waving that arm might have helped his cause.)

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

As far as I can tell

you are correct that there is no rule per se that requires a slide at second. The rule is interference with a fielder after you have been called out and you are correct that interference is a judgment call.

In every associations that I have umpired, there is the released, official rules of the game book and then a separate umpire rule book that contains the other book as well as additional sections for umpires that add interpretations for the published rules. It could be that MLB added something to the umpires section that provides additional guidance about sliding on plays such as this.

by nofreetime on Jun 16, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think they view sliding as an attempt to avoid interfering….similar to running out toward left field on the same play or just dropping to a crouch.

I would have called interference on Hall.

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too, but that's not the crux.

The crux—or so it seems to me—is whether his non-slide was stupid, or at least non-optimal. If it was reasonable for him to consider the DP highly likely with a slide, then what he did wasn’t dumb at all; indeed, it was smart. As I said above, absolute worst case is you’re where you would have been anyway—2 outs—and there is always some small chance you might get away with it.

Whether the DP was certain, or reasonably would appear that way to him, is still an open question, but I think it was a reasonable likelihood.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interference makes the double play inevitable. It was not a smart or good baseball play.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was the arm up . . .

. . . that was the kiss of death. I have seen things not much different from what he did—absent that upraised arm—slide by umps.

But he did put the arm up, so I reckon one cannot object to your conclusion.

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by owlcroft on Jun 17, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you watch closely

you’ll see him put a hand up to try to block the throw. You’re out, Hall, and leave the Milwaukee little league bullshite in MIL.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does someone have the faces of Ron Swanson image?

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

1 sec

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

>>

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect! Thanks.

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by El Person on Jun 15, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, crunch wrap supremes for 99 cents this week

I am going to feel terrible amounts of shame and regret

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 15, 2011 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

More from Vancouver

They are tear gassing the crowds now, so the riot will probably break up soon.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jun 15, 2011 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Canada Place is a very pretty building.

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by wcw on Jun 15, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be happy with

Torres CF
Fontenot SS
Belt LF
Sandoval 3B
Ross RF
Huff 1B
Torrealba C
Hall 2B

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by sam23 on Jun 15, 2011 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I still have hope for Casilla, obviously, but he's good trade bait

But the idea of Yorvit in a Giants uniform again makes me nervous in ways I can’t quite explicate. I feel like he’d fall off a cliff.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 15, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

i really like casilla myself. he’s a bit of wilson on meth. put him in boring situations and the guy stinks up the joint. throw him in with the bases loaded, and he does some miraculous stuff. most of the time. casilla for torrealba looks like a good deal though and i’d hold my tongue

by Brannigan's Law on Jun 16, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t despicable.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd go

Torres CF
Fontenot/Hall 2B
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Ross RF
Belt LF
Torrealba C
Crawford SS

by TBRMKane on Jun 16, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's Crawford vs. Hall for playtime

Unless Fontenot has an inexplicable decline, he’s got good OBP and some pop, especially as a second baseman.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford’s glove is too good at SS

by TBRMKane on Jun 16, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course . . .

. . . that’s based on rational evaluation. And we all know how applicable that is to this team.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d personally go with a Hall/Fontenot platoon at 2B unless Crawford falls off a cliff. His defense is too good.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My gut agrees with you

But hitting is so frigging hard to find on this team that when the tradeoff isn’t a defensive black hole, the Giants should seek every advantage they can get.

That said, I think Crawford has the potential to be a decent bat at short if he can keep taking pitches. So we’ll see. I’m sure Bochy will just do something bizarre anyway.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am inclined to agree, but . . .

. . . we have till Fontenot is ready to get a further look at Crawford. SSS for stats, but some help for the eyeballs.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not for definite conclusions.

<p.
But preliminary and not necessarily useless impressions.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants should trade for Torrealba

guarantees another Texas/SF World Series

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

when Giants trade catchers midseason, they win World Series. Science!

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

then lets trade for Jason Varitek, cuz they’re the ones we’re probably going to have to defeat

by justhangin on Jun 16, 2011 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather not get Yorvit

even though dumping casilla and calling up Kroon or runzler again would be nice.

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by kezargiants on Jun 16, 2011 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

You must like Whitey/Stewart a lot.

by TBRMKane on Jun 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the alternative?

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I could definitely get use to watching Eli Whiteside play baseball.

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by bruddah on Jun 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

why?

Whiteside can’t hit a lick and his defense sucks. Torrealba can’t hit, but in the normal backup-catcher way, and his defense is just aging.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

I mean i’d rather get someone else. Definitley don’t want Chris Stewart starting but i think i’d rather have someone like Landon Powell on the cheap than another go at Yorvit.

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by kezargiants on Jun 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Powell can’t hit. There’s little else around. I don’t think the Reds will give a C to someone they might have to play in the postseason.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

and anyway

the A’s won’t trade Powell, especially to the Giants.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be okay with Yorvit.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am really disappointed that Jon Benjamin’s show isn’t very funny.

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I tuned in late, so I didn’t really know what’s going on. But it wasn’t really funny from what I saw.

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by Tay on Jun 16, 2011 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: ctv.ca has given out...

…anyone have another live feed for Vancouver?

by haemaker on Jun 16, 2011 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah mine gave out awhile ago

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by kezargiants on Jun 16, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just stop, Vancouver

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by Murray, Present on Jun 16, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez:

Apparently he had the conference and his surgeon concurred with the team: give it six weeks or so of rest and see if you can do anything then. Linky.

Freddy Sanchez will rest and rehab his injured right shoulder for six weeks before determining whether to have season-ending surgery.
 
Giants trainer Dave Groeschner said Sanchez had been keeping his options open until he sought a second opinion from Dr. Gary Waslewski, who examined him Wednesday and concurred with the team medical staff.
If he can do without the surgery, he can start rehabbing. If I recall and understand what I have read, the gist is that at worst he tries and can’t—that is, he’s not going to make it worse by trying, since off-season surgery is mandated anyway.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is this joke from? Did this actually happen?

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, I see. poor Noah. I thought a doctor actually took out a rib on accident.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he delays the surgery to the off-season

Will he still ready opening day?

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come back Yorvit!

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by Murray, Present on Jun 16, 2011 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Prob not, per Baggs

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by TBRMKane on Jun 16, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does that suggest no Yorvit?

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by DrDC on Jun 16, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have looked everywhere outside the organization for catching help. CBS Sports today linked the Giants to the Texas Rangers, and the report got it half right. According to my sources, the Giants asked about Yorvit Torrealba, not Taylor Teagarden. But Texas wanted Santiago Casilla, and offered no relief on the $3.25 million Torrealba would make next season.

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, the money is about next season. even still, he’s a hella better catcher than Whiteside; 3.25M doesn’t sound that bad.

by son of ggf on Jun 16, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Compare it to Tejada.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thereabouts.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes it sound like the Giants don’t want to give up Santiago Casilla.

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by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worse yet.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did we go from Casilla for Yorvit

to this?

As of this moment, anyone else — even an unsexy backup like the Yankees’ Francisco Cervelli — would cost the Giants someone like Dan Runzler or Zack Wheeler or worse.

That would be one of the worst Giants trades of all time.

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by kezargiants on Jun 16, 2011 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

what.

where is that from?

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The baggs notes

I don’t get his train of thought- how could Pudge or Yorvit be had for spare parts but Cervelli of all people would require a Wheeler name drop!

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by kezargiants on Jun 16, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should somehow include Liriano and Nathan in that trade, just for old times sake

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by apistat on Jun 16, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

all I know is if Torrealba was offered for Casilla and they bickered over money, that would be real lame.

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by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really, I say again:

If the reported offer was really on the table and does not happen because Sabean fiddled, that will be a stupendous error on his part.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have looked everywhere outside the organization for catching help. CBS Sports today linked the Giants to the Texas Rangers, and the report got it half right. According to my sources, the Giants asked about Yorvit Torrealba, not Taylor Teagarden. But Texas wanted Santiago Casilla, and offered no relief on the $3.25 million Torrealba would make next season.

They don’t have to trade wheeler, the Giants said no to Casilla for Torrealba. Clearly they’re not going to trade Wheeler for Cervelli.

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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly they would never actually do it

but the mere mention scares the bejesus out of me.

Giants should make a move like Pittsburgh’s for McKenry.

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by kezargiants on Jun 16, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well...there's this from Bagg's Postgame Notes
But Texas wanted Santiago Casilla, and offered no relief on the $3.25 million Torrealba would make next season.

The Torrealba talks ended there, and there’s little to suggest they will pick up again.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 16, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

seems like it's a dead rumor.

My guess is Giants pull out a trade sometime in early or mid July for a semi well known catcher.

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by kezargiants on Jun 16, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

fucking shit

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Mr. Leprechaun, pots of gold have no interest for me.

My mind is on higher things (like Miguel tejada’s salary).

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

trans: there will be a trade in about a month

by Hyoton on Jun 16, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really like Baggs, but Runzler and Wheeler aren’t even close to being on the same level. And trade-wise, it can’t get that much than giving up Wheeler.

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by Tay on Jun 16, 2011 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

In that Runzler has at least pitched in a major league game?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

if the asking price for Torrealba is Casilla, I shudder to think what the asking price for the other two are.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d trade Casilla so fast. He’s our lowest leveraged reliever in the pen and he’s not striking anyone out right now (I know SSS).

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by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I understand

but we’re talking about Torrealba. Casilla isn’t great but he’s still a MLB-level bullpen guy.

I think the problem is that the Giants need to talk to non-contenders. Texas wants something in return that can help them now.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there much of a difference between Casilla and Kroon? If so, I’m having a hard time seeing it right now.

Yorvit would be a nice addition. He really makes sense.

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by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kroon

has a 1.421 WHIP, a 4.26 ERA, 8.9 H/9, 1.1 HR/9 in AAA. Not exactly lighting it up.

Casilla was very good last year and is at least MLB level.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla may or may not be able to return to his outstanding performance last year … but he’s still the #3 right-handed reliever in the pen, at very best. Maybe #4 or #5. Wouldn’t you rather have a starting catcher?

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Different question

1) Torrealba is not exactly Johnny Bench. His OPS+ is 63 while Eli’s is 76. I’m not sure about the defensive comparisons but Whiteside is serviceable.

2) My original question was not about Torrealba but rather what it would take to get the other two better Cs from the Rangers.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would flip for Napoli, but the Giants need average(ish) steady production (Yorvit) and not blackholes of suck (Whiteside/Stewart).

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by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

if they can get

an average bat for C in June by moving Casilla, GO GO GO GO!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but Yorvit has not been a steady producers this year. He’s basically Whiteside

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but career totals matter. Yorvit is a career 80-ish wRC+ hitter with average defense and average baserunning. Whiteside really can’t approach that. Heck, I’d make the swap on defense alone.

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by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Yorvit’s ROS for ZIPS isn’t overly pretty.

.258/.299/.374

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats his total season ZiPs

RoS is .264/.315/.385 and thats a whole lot prettier than what we got.

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh! My bad.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a .306 wOBA over the rest of the year. I’ll take it. We don’t need Yorvit to hit like Posey, but he can’t be a blackhole. And I’m getting to the point where I’m starting to believe that Whiteside’s defense isn’t good. If he can’t play solid D, then he really has no business in the lineup.

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by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I heard a ball hit the backstop in Arizona.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he can’t play solid D, then he really has no business in the lineup.

This is the thing. Still, Torrealba is not good.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's a somewhat below-average hitter for a catcher

Your major-league starting catcher probably should hit 90% as well as a league-average hitter, and Torrealbe probably hits 80% as well.

Whiteside hits 65% as well. Torrealba is a huge upgrade.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he has a glove that can be used to catch pitches before they get to the screen.

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He’s an upgrade. But I don’t have to like it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it any time Sabean can trade from need without giving away Belt, Wheeler or Brown.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, I have morphed from someone who wanted the Giants to give Yorvit a shot to someone who is embittered by the way he handled getting the rug yanked out from under him.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Teagarden is better than Torrealba?

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

but he’s certainly younger and cheaper.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even Torrealba is just "meh" in my opinion

I think people are just suffering from the “catcher is always greener” syndrome.

Basically, the difference between what we have and Torrealba is deckchairs.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably five or six runs over the rest of the season, plus presumably some defensive improvement.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not in love with Yorvit

although I still wish they had just kept him.

But calling .250/.350/.380 with ML quality defense the same as .211/.305/.324 with terrible defense the same thing is crazy.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always assumed Sabean didn’t like something about Yorvit when he was on the team before, so I’m not surprised that he’s not trying too hard to pick him up now.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

hah

that would really make me a lot madder than cheapskating their way to Whiteside every day.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, Yorvit had outhit Matheny by a bunch in the years before Sabean gave Matheny that big contract. I know Matheny was supposed to have magic pitcher-handling skills, but Yorvit looked like a pretty good catcher to me.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm old. My memory must be going

But I seem to remember Yorvit as someone who had bad mechanics behind the plate. He used to try to backhand pitches in the dirt instead of moving his body. Also, he was a bit of a whiner.

I’m not sure exactly why I am straw-hatting this when there are numbers available to say one way or the other. It’s just that I guess I don’t remember Yorvit as fondly as everyone else here.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think Giants Brass shared your opinion, so you may be right. He went on to have a decent career, though.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember

watching him in the playoffs twice.

I think I remembered him more fondly after they signed Bengie.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the team had decided back in 2003 that Torrealba could make it as a starting catcher, we might have avoided the Pierzynski trade AND the Matheny signing AND the Molina years.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is not

lowering my RAGEFACTOR RUN BONDSLEGEND.EXE GRRARARRGGH!!!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, reviewing the whole sequence is reminding me why I used to be so confident that the Giants would never get anywhere till they dumped Brian Sabean.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too

and at the time he was the first position player to have come out of their system in forever.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember feeling bad for him when they signed Matheny.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are all wrong about this. AJ came before Matheny. We had Torrealba, and we traded for AJ.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I guess this means that we can all be right, as I guess Torrealba was blocked by both of them?

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. At the time of the AJ trade, Yorvit was a 25-year-old pre-arb player with a career line of .271/.332/.400.

There was no way to know AJ would be such a disaster, but still, a lot of teams would have handed the job to Torrealba at that point.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

and

Guillermo Rodriguez was waiting in the wings!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

But didn’t Torrealba leave after Methany signed? IIRC he was first blocked by Santiago, then AJ, then the Giants signed Methany and he left.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope

He was on the team in 2005 and traded midseason.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

BULLSHIT

Ok I believe you.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torrealba got us Randy Winn.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's more than that.

I’m reckoning it might be one game recovered (of the 3 that losing Posey likely represents).

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

#3 right-handed reliever?

I know you said “at best”, but how do you put him ahead of Wilson, Romo and Ram Ram?

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, those are really cherry-picky stats you’ve got there for Kroon.

As wcw keeps pointing out, Casilla’s velocity is way down, so he may not be the pitcher he was last year.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry…I don’t have access to advance stats to MiLB players.

That may be true re Casilla but he is coming off off of an injury. I pretty much trust Sabean/Tidrow/Rags when it comes to evaluating pitchers.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=kroon-001mar

So many K’s.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but also hits/walks and homers

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The homers are fine, and the hits are above his career level, so they could be a fluke. The walks are the reason he isn’t Mariano Rivera, but that doesn’t make him bad.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s not like Kroon is going to work in high leverage situations. If he replaces Casilla’s role, I like that.

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by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

yay for xanathon!

It’s really not that complicated, and Kroon might have upside too.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Just not lighting it up.

I’m just saying that there is serious player-crush on Kroon here but if he was anyone else, it would not really be much of a discussion.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think most are realistic on Kroon. He’s a very cool story, but as a pitcher, he looks extremely similar to Casilla.

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by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

missing the point

I don’t think it would be Kroon at all. At least not right away. Zito is due back fairly soon and if there isn’t a bullpen injury before that time then someone like Casilla or Mota is going to be gone for nothing. Flipping one of them for a competent catcher now just seems like a no-brainer.

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by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

but

it might require taking some bottles to the recycling center, so we should forget it.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Kroon would be an excellent reliever in the majors right now. But he’s pretty similar to Casilla (throws hard, high walk-rates), and he if he’s used like Casilla (lowest leverage reliever) then there really isn’t a good reason not to trade Casilla for Yorvit.

Add in the injury stuff, diminished velocity, and K-rate for Casilla and it seems like a slam dunk.

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by xanthan on Jun 16, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d much much much rather trade Casilla than a decent prospect.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Adequate middle relievers are almost completely fungible. They should be the first thing you trade, always.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

YANKEES ARE WORTH MOAR!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO

NO. NO. NO.

Cervelli threw 2 balls into CF tonight. No.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I swear, if someone gives the Yankees a Yankee-friendly trade at the deadline I will shit bricks of anger.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is an hilarious image.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I will be right behind you, to clean up the mess that has been made.

by Hyoton on Jun 16, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

The King shits and the Hand wipes.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken Soup for the Soul, the declining years.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

trading anyone of value

for Cervelli would be pretty comical.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope everyone in Vancouver is okay.

That being sad

http://youtu.be/xl37P7S9mxY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 16, 2011 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

That is fantastic.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jun 16, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Removed?

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My back's killing me.

Gotta leave this chair. Night all.

Sweep, sweep!

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 12:54 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: Travel

I’m looking into a trip to Hong Kong. Does anyone know what airlines usually provide the best offers?

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by Tay on Jun 16, 2011 1:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I travel to Hong Kong almost every year. I live in Australia and I usually fly Cathay Pacific. Highly recommend them.

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 16, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was going to be my recommendation.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right on!

Thanks, I’ll check it out right now.

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by Tay on Jun 16, 2011 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, Game of Thrones...

I really hate the girl that plays Sansa. Also, the character. I was hopeful at first because she looks like Jessica from True Blood, who is awesome. Alas, it was not meant to be.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 1:05 AM PDT reply actions  

go on westeros.org and we can engage in heated debate. I like the character (or her whole story, anyway, in the books and the actress they picked for her.

by Katran on Jun 16, 2011 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m scared of spoilers :(

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by Nivek5150 on Jun 16, 2011 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always

hated Sansa too, so I’m glad they cast it appropriately.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. She is portraying the character as written.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure if this has been posted

But LOL Rectum Face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV9QDp-ZL_s

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 16, 2011 1:31 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: I'd kiss her ......

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by GIANT stoner on Jun 16, 2011 1:31 AM PDT reply actions  

all tattoos are

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is calbearjd level of wrongness.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid I have to adopt a variation on your hipster stance here.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about large women?

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by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even her nails are black and orange.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Gross tattoos" wastes a word.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hottay

the tats are hot, at least on a temporary basis

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

use a full body condom

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t take her home to meet my mother, but I’d definitely take her home.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be sure to fumigate afterwards.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that

no one knows who Baseball Annie is.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC they hang around Wilson and Zito

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by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, the players probably don’t know her name either.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh?

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Being willing to kiss and do who-knows-what with someone she’s never met makes her one.

Her sign should say “Let’s go out on a few dates so we can get to know each other as people, maybe even find true love together, before having carnal relations!”

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she does meet your mom please be sure to fix her cap first.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really dislike the cap. But on the rest, c’mon. How can you critique a fellow fan for expressing her gentle, harmless beard lust?

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

This confused me

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2011/06/angels-are-top-baseball-team-on-espn-the-magazines-best-franchises-in-sports-list.html

I guess the vernon wells trade put them over the top with the extremely intellectual folks at ESPN the magazine. Also I saw a article on SB nation earlier and its amazing how insecure the giants success makes rob neyer feel. Someday he’ll learn that he should just stop talking but whatever makes him feel better.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 16, 2011 1:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Rob Neyer made some pretty fair points in his article. Teams that are outscored don’t have track records of success.

by EricW on Jun 16, 2011 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I just find it hilarious how rob neyer has been on a rampage to debunk the giants success since before last years playoffs started. I don’t know if you read any of his hilarious write ups during the playoffs but he picked against us every round emphatically. After his “expert” predictions were wrong he wouldn’t stop there with his anti-giants fetish and would write lengthy articles using the word “luck” 5000 times and how he was right but the results were flawed. He’s not a bad writer but I figure he would have given up on all the giants hate for now but his train keeps on chugging as our success makes his skin burn.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 16, 2011 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can chime in here ...

He likes the Giants. They’re sort of his NL team. He doesn’t have an anti-Giants fetish, unless that’s code for a little-persons fetish, in which case that’s absolutely true.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s a tendency among the better class of sportswriters to be professionally harsher on the teams they like, lest they be accused of favoritism. There’s no winning, of course.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, also,

BREAKING NEWS: SBN EMPLOYEE LINKS NEYER TO MIDGET PORN RING

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jun 16, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't surpise me if he got sick of

“suck it Neyer! How are those predictions looking now?” comments too

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by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t really find much in the way of points in his article. He just said that the Giants had a negative run differential, and he didn’t go any further than that. I was kind of disappointed.

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by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting ranking method

Seems to indicate Angels fans are easily pleased.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The magazine analyzed a team’s efficiency in spending fan money compared to its performance on the field

Okay. So why are they first?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moreno comp’d a week’s stay in a Newport Beach resort for the writers?

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by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's amazing how insecure Giants fans are

That they keep finding bias where it doesn’t exist.

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s endemic to teh internetz.

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by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know this was discussed above
According to my sources, the Giants asked about Yorvit Torrealba, not Taylor Teagarden. But Texas wanted Santiago Casilla, and offered no relief on the $3.25 million Torrealba would make next season.

BUT WTF?!

The same guy who tossed 6.5 million at Miguel Tejada is concerned over 3.25 million next year!!!!!

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 6:27 AM PDT reply actions  

well

It’s not like it’s 3.25 cents. They have so much dead weight on this team: Tejada, Rowand, Zito, Sanchez.

Plus, also think about the fact they have to make more upgrades over the next month, which means more payroll. We all knew the Giants were tapped out when the season began, and they still have to upgrade at 2B and SS. I’m sure they don’t want to blow their reserves on a backup catcher like Torrealba.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

no they don't

Frodonot can be fine at 2B, even if Hall isn’t.

Crawford can field well, even if he can’t hit. Put him batting 8th, have the P bunt him to second if he gets on, and you’re good to go.

Besides, Casilla wouldn’t be a part of a trade for a real SS anyway.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, I just don’t think that’s much of an solution considering the rest of the lineup. You’re going to roll into the playoffs (knock knock) with Torry, Grant, and Crawford at the bottom of the lineup?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, leaving aside who and how much will be paid for hypothetical 2B, Casilla is not bringing Reyes from the Mets, and if he is, Ramirez or Affeldt or whoever can be thrown in.

What 2B is going to be an upgrade over Frodonot’s bat, especially if Hall hits just a bit?

C is the major, black, unfillable hole that needs to be filled immediately. If they can do it with Casilla and some of that nice money we all stuff in their pockets, they need to do it.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another consideration

We have to jettison somebody, most likely a reliver, when Zito gets back.

So why not actually get something in return.

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by DFARowand on Jun 16, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

can’t we just jettison Zito?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

NO THAT WOULD COST $3.25M in 2012!!!

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I probably mistyped

I’m in favor of acquiring Torry, even for next season because I’d like to have a backup catcher that doesn’t completely suck. I also see Casilla and Kroon as fairly similar relievers with control problems, so that’s a wash for me.

Where I disagree is being complacent with Fontenot and Crawford in the infield. If we go with Fontenot, so long as there is an upgrade at either SS or the outfield (Belt please).

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I won't fight that fight

I think Frodonot is fine, if and when he comes back (and no updates for a few days there). It’s probably hard to upgrade a lot there without spending a lot. And if they’re going to do that maybe SS is the place to do it. But someone else for the middle IF would be nice either way.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are under-rating Hall.

Of course we cannot be sure Hall will perform up to his career level, much less anything over it, but if he is just average (for him), he is an adequate second baseman, and Fontenot is an adequate shortstop. If Crawford can hit .250, swell, but I think that as it rolls on we are looking at LeMaster territory there.

If the players we have (including a returned Fontenot and Belt) bat—just from here on out, forget the start of the season—as their careers indicate they can, then catcher is the only place where a material upgrade might be wanted or (more to the point) available. Not grabbing Torrealba with both hands the instant his name was mentioned in the same sentence as Casilla is grotesque malfeasance in office.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santiago Casilla AND Miguel Tejada for torrealba!

by Hyoton on Jun 16, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand your gripe

Tejada’s deal was for one year and for a glaring need. $6 million was the market for someone like Tejada and he was coming off of a pretty decent 1/3 season with SD.

Once Buster comes back, Yorvit would be unnecessary.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about if his rehab isn’t complete by Opening Day? He’s 10 weeks from his next round of surgery.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then

you have time to sign a catcher in the offseason when the team has more leverage.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

except

you might not know he’s having trouble until March, in which case there’s no leverage at all. Which never helps them anyway (see Tejada, again).

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you are going to take on a $3+ million contract just in case?

I’m pretty sure you can trade or sign Torrealba next preseason and give up way less.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

And while you are running out Whitey every day, another year of invaluable pitching contracts are burned up.

Or are you arguing about whether he should stay on the roster next year? I think he should, but that’s the kind of argument to have in September. As the Giants can plainly see, and should have learned last year, moving an ML quality C is not a problem.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you can trade Torrealba next preseason, then there’s no reason to be afraid of taking on his contract, is there?

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he meant ‘trade for’ Torrealba.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a word, YES.

By today’s standards, that’s chicken feed. If Posey is back OK by Opening Day, and Pablo is able to catch a couple of days a week, believe me, there would be teams willing to take Torrealba at that time for nothing but his remaining salary.

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by owlcroft on Jun 16, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire alarm?

Try vacuuming the sensor or using some canned air to clean it off, mine go crazy when they get too dusty/dirty.

by paboperfecto on Jun 16, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

In college we ended up putting every alarm in the house in the kitchen cubboard (LOL no dishes or food) covered in two comforters. Even when we replaced the batteries they continued to chirp every so often.

Thinking back now it may not have been the safest thing to do.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is why

they’re hard-wired into the house nowadays.

Hopefully our resident firefighter will be along for this.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t need me to tell you guys that it’s purely common sense- don’t fuck with your fire alarms. so what, they chirp? removing them because of a minor annoyance is the difference between life or death, plain and simple.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Jun 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have taken out/replaced the batteries on each alarm in this apartment. one of them is still chirping. i think it’s the one in the hall but when i stand underneath it the chirp is behind me, but the one in the living room … IS IT THE ONE IN THE BEDROOM? is there one in the bedroom? i am not up this early. oh what a beautiful sunrise, the light is all rosy from the east.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Friends moved into a house and kept hearing a chirp randomly. Took like 3 months to locate it – there was a smoke detector up in the rafters of the attic.

by Bar None on Jun 16, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you use

old batteries?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

i used the one left in the 2-pack i bought six months ago …

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should be ok then… I dunno.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHICH IT IS

THere is one in my bedroom i keep forgetting about and it has an old battery. I took it out around 5 minutes ago. Waiting another 5 minutes to see if the chirp returns.

3 alarms, 2-pack battery

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

/chirps

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

How difficult is it to buy a handgun in San Francisco?

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think it depends on if you have a license already.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

only if you try to get one

in a store.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a citizen yet

I can’t break the laws like natural born Americans can. uh

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's entirely possible

there are illegal gun vendors ready to help with that problem too!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain’s due to make 15M next year

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jun 16, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would imagine the gentleman already owns several.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's a really funny episode of Modern Family about this issue

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

PORCH!

I had trouble sleeping last night, so things are a little blurry at the moment.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 6:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I went home from work early yesterday

I wasn’t feeling particularly well.

I am glad the Giants took this series and I am glad Hall had a good game last night. Still not on his bandwagon though.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been staying up too late this week. I slept in until 8:44 this morning, which I hate doing.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Late night after driving 70 miles, playing baseball, then driving back. Might be a two espresso drink day today.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would make for a good punk rock record cover.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell si.

Love in the middle of a firefight.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 16, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a cool picture. But who wears a skirt to a riot?

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Go Bears!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly V-J Day on the cover of Life magazine.

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Destroy a room you two!

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 16, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t this from the new Transformers movie?

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

SportsNation poll

Which of the four reigning major sports champions is the best? Bruins, Giants, Mavericks, Packers.

Mavericks or Packers, right?

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey! You’re up early today. But I can’t play Emaciated Redneck with you right now. I ’m at work. :^(

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

see “random chirping alarm”, above.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I went mad long ago.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can save you.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are those the NY Giants or the SF giants? I always get those two mixed up.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

NY Giants, obvs.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best at what?

If it’s baseball, I think we win.

If it’s, say, best in relation to their league… I guess I’d go Mavericks?

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be Packers.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would assume it’s best in relation to their league/sport.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why the Giants are a ringer. LOL

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Just watched “The Relay.” Not that impressive. Kelly Johnson should have been safe, if he had any type of gameryness in him. Should have plowed over whiteside. or at least shot him in the neck. I mean COME ON, thats the potential tying run there!

Also. What is our official stance on BWeezy’s beard? I mean obviously we love it. But at some point, its got to go right? Has it evolved into this giant thing that he cant get rid of now?

by projectmayhem713 on Jun 16, 2011 7:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m on the record as hating Wilson’s beard.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on record as

Meh

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss his faaace.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

It is his face. He can do what he wants.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true. Which is why I know he won’t care that I’m on the record as hating it. But I would try to find something nice to say about it if I met him. Civility!

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so bushy!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

“How…lustrous it is! Heh. Well, I”m going to go freshen my drink. Matt! Matty, baby! How’s the missus?"

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Hiya Zeets. What do you think of the new Owl City?”

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Belt! I hear you been diggin’ Klosterman lately. What a trip!”

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

How ludicrous it is.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I would try to find something nice to say about it if I met him. Civility!

That is just your southern charm making an appearance. Would you say “Bless your heart” ?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, and then touch his arm lightly. That’s a Southern way of showing camaraderie, saying, “Can you believe this?”

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I always assumed that was the Southern version of the mafioso’s kiss of death. I love you, man, but now I gotta wack you.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not when I’ve seen it used. And I deploy it on a regular basis.

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly I am just uncomfortable with human contact.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

HI

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

HELLO!

/shouted from across comfortable distance

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY, THIS CERTAINLY IS PLEASANT!

I’LL SEND SOME HOT TEA OVER THE PULLEY SYSTEM HERE.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can sympathize with that, especially with strangers. But once I get to know someone, I often use a simple touch to emphasize a point.

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

/shyly

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a cuddler. This is going to end in disaster.

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Think of it as … a challenge.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what’s funny, though? I get self-conscious about some contact with people because I don’t want to assume they’re comfortable with it. So I wait for them to give some indication as to their level of tolerance for it.

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be serious for a second

I crave affection, but only from people I want it from.

/do they talk like this on az snakepit

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Probably not.

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAI SNAKEPIT LURKERZ!

manly hugs

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

/manly side-hug

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Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

/chestbump

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

/arm punch

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

/complicated handshake

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

/jump into each others’ shoulder thing

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/dislocates shoulder

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

/propellers wildly

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I go back and forth. I didn’t like it much towards the end of the year last season. But I loved it’s ridiculousness at the beginning of this year. Not sure how I feel about it right now.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The official stance is “Every girl is crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man”

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care about the beard.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Video game OT: LA Noire-Mild Spoiler

Any disappointed with the story for the game?

The patrol and traffic assignments were pretty good but the homicide/vice/arson assignment were pretty repetitive and the overall story was bland.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know. I don’t have time to play video games, I just watch the walkthroughs on YT. I like the story more than the gameplay in 99 percent of the games anyways.

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve more of a fan of games like Starcraft and Diablo and not so much the first/third person shooting games like LA Noire.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

They give me motion sickness

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

God I loved Starcraft

I played the hell out of that game in college even though it was nearly 10 years old by then.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man DBag fans hate us.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Jun 16, 2011 8:08 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

how can you tell? The post-game thread had 6 comments

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I posted over there the other day asking about an MiLB player and they decided to focus on a “LOL AZ FANS” comment that I made over here.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

See you guys in a bit

Have to go to Compton

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by calbearjd on Jun 16, 2011 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

K

We’ll just chiiiiil ’till the next episode.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

The new Girl With the Dragon Tattoo trailer is a lesson in the modern attention span. Holy cow.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

looks terrible

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed the Swedish version of the book. However, I have never read the book. The American version looks like a more over-the-top (and not in an awesome Sly Stallone kind of way) translation. However, who knows?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 16, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to watch the Swedish movie, got pissed, stopped, went to wikipedia, looked up plot summaries for the books, got pissed, and decided not to involve myself with the series anymore.

I watched the trailer only to see how American they made it.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why did you get pissed?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 16, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rape claptrap.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

It seems pretty harmless in the mass-market wish-fulfillment sweepstakes. C’mon.. a tattoo? Sheesh.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Her revenge for being coerced into oral sex is to get herself raped. That’s waaaay beyond my pale.

She takes revenge by getting herself raped. That’s her revenge. 0_0

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

my type of woman!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 16, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the wish-fulfillment retribution genre — which sells a lot of books and movie tickets to the tagline, this time it’s personal — that one barely even crosses the Oder, much less makes it all the way to the Pale of Settlement.

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just outside my realm. I recognize that it doesn’t represent the same problem for others.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you a Tolkien fan?

by wcw on Jun 16, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt me, Sam. Hurt me the way the Uruks did, in Cirith Ungol.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never got farther than Two Towers.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

As the books go, anyway.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Return of the King is completely worth getting through Two Towers.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

i skipped a lot of the frodo/sam/gollum B/D OT3 to get to Pippin in Gondor.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I just read Books 3 and 5. Book 4 is necessary, but so very bleak.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m sure if we look hard enough we can find some rather obvious hypocrisy on my bookshelf or in my DVD collection. It seems a tiring affair, though. There’s little accounting for why one thing sets one off while another similar thing fails to.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I respected you once…

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Jun 16, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

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by jhiat00 on Jun 16, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, that’s one way to have looked at it.

by Bar None on Jun 16, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a fairly literal interpretation.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not accurate at all.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very clearly step one of a five-step revenge.exe process.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

She didn’t plan on being raped. She anticipates being coerced into oral sex again, by her guardian (Controls her finances) so she was going to record it for blackmail.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to belabor why I find that to be a rather thin distinction.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess so. Its not a bad book or movie. But the American version is going to horrible.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The trailer was a royal mess.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW the rape scene has very little to do with the series other than the beging (when it happens) and at the end.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no objection to the lurid scenario (it’s fiction! lurid is good!), but I did get the sense that Larsson enjoyed his revenge-rape scenario to a rather creepy degree.

Combine that with the bludgeoning shrillness of his attack on rape and trafficking, the hagiographic self-portrait of the crusading journalist, and the leadenness of his writing, and I’m quite happy to never crack open one of Larsson’s books again.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think she thought it was just going to be oral sex again. She wasn’t planning on being handcuffed to a bed.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jun 16, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That trailer was not fun to watch from the third row in the theater.

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by Natto on Jun 16, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRANT
Houston Astros Issue Emergency Bulletin

  
  
By Grant Brisbee – Editor

Follow @sbnbaseball on Twitter, and Like Baseball Nation on Facebook.

Jun 16, 2011 – Following a Houston Astros game at Minute Maid Park on June 25, former Creed front-man Scott Stapp will perform live in concert.

Federal agencies will provide relief to those unable to leave the area, but they will certainly be overtaxed.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

AJ opines on why Gavin Floyd keeps getting SB'd
“We all know where we stand with the running game when Gavin is out there,’’ Pierzynski said. "Everyone knows where we stand, and it’s just part of the game.’’

The White Sox have a 9% throw-out rate this year.

by Hyoton on Jun 16, 2011 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

always rec’d /classless vile

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was talking about a different Gavin at first (because I skipped the sl). It was very confusing.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

DeGraw?

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rossdale

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

McLeod!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. That was my answer, too.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH CHARIOT YOUR GOLDEN WAVES
ARE WASHING DOWN UPON THIS FACE

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really do enjoy his music.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can sing that and play it on guitar! And “More Than Anyone”.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Srsly? That’s cool!

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have quite a repertoire of basic chord songs.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s most of my work on the piano, too. I owned pop-punk on that thing.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy moly

I never knew that FIST PUMP song was done by Ashkon. The Giants might as well hire him full-time

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 9:12 AM PDT reply actions  

The stupid one they play at the ballpark?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, it’s an Ashkon song. “fist pump pump and I jump jump jump”

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s so talented…

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 16, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Combining “pump” with “jump” is musical GENIOUS! I’m a motherfucking lyrical genius!

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

A wordsmith of the highest order.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 16, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

You can buy his music on itunes

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s recommended to me because I bought “Here Comes The Freak” by the Freaking Freaks.

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I love when McCarver called that song “awful” right before Fox cut to a commercial during the NLCS

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm an Ashkon fan.

I celebrate his whole catalogue.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 16, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t think thats right. Pretty sure its not him.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea

its the other two guys in this video with Romo and Keenan Cahill.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to marry Sergio Romo.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think he was your type!

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like all manner of guys. Some more so than others (your McCanns, your C**d B*****lseys), but I can be totally happy outside that matrix as well.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio sure likes to grab his junk.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do the fist pump pump pump pump

I grab my junk junk junk junk

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sure?

http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/ashkon

Go to his April 1st mixtape in the middle of the page

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jun 16, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he just helped them do a Giants remix of the song…. or something.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jun 16, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just described every song they play at the park.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S OPRAHS PERSONAL DOCTOR…

/looks at picture of Oprah

Well, she does not look healthy at all does she?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

HER PROFIT MARGINS DO!

Zing!

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Jun 16, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

BEES

Pease was never an option.

by shanghaijim on Jun 16, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowajaside is punishable...

by 15-20 in most jurisdictions but in the City of San Francisco it is just a misdemeanor

Staunch Defender of Cake

by Angry Dwarf on Jun 16, 2011 9:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Cake for breakfast again today!!

It’s my reward for lying in metal tubes all day yesterday while invisible rays scanned my corpus slowly and deeply.

After the cake, the brandy. Then the day can begin.

Anyone else going to the Twins games on Wed/Thurs of next week? They’ll be my first games in about two years.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 9:28 AM PDT reply actions  

enjoy the game!

But not like Jeff Kent meant.

And congrats on making it through the claustrophobiatron.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Jun 16, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Full body PET scans are not fun. And you get to be overtly radioactive for hours afterward.
Nurse: “You should just go straight home now, and stay away from your kids until the Fluorine decays.”
Me: WTF?

by Bar None on Jun 16, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had the full PET as well as the MRI, one after the other.

I glow. More than usual, I mean.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

The half life of FDG is about 90 minutes, so if you get 12 mCu at 6 am by 9 am its only about 3 mCu. And by noon its at .75.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, ggf.

The good news: I feel fine.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 16, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

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