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In Appreciation of Willie Mays...

You know what joke never gets old? Pretending that Buster Posey and/or Tim Lincecum are some variety of comic book or mythological hero. At least, I hope it’s not getting old. I use it once a week. I’m sure it’s perfectly fresh!

And, yes, Lincecum and Posey are fan favorites for good reasons. They’re award-winning, homegrown players who arrived with six tons of hype and then built on it. They were the battery for the first World Series winning game in the city’s history.

That’s our benchmark. That’s what it’s like for us to be in awe of a Giants player. It’s hard to imagine it getting any better.

Star-divide

 

Sometimes, when I’m feeling especially nerdy, I just stare at the Willie Mays page at Baseball Reference. If he had put up those hitting numbers while playing left field like Pat Burrell, he’d still be an inner-circle Hall of Famer. But he didn’t. He played a better defensive center field than anyone we’ve ever watched. We’ve marveled at the range of Andres Torres, but Mays would have pushed Torres to left, and it wouldn’t have been a debate

Mays was always among the fastest players in the league. Think Darren Ford ... with Albert Pujols’s bat. That’s the only way I can think of it, really. Even though Ford can’t hit, you can tell he’s different from most of the other players when he runs or fields. Now give him Albert Pujols’s bat. Oh, and a plus arm.

That was Willie Mays. I think, at least. The only way I can imagine him is to take the best features from the best hitters, base runners, and fielders and mash them all together. Yet I know it still doesn’t do him justice. It’s like describing the Beatles as "Buddy Holly meets Radiohead" -- it not only completely misses the point, it’s useless in describing what the experience is really like, no matter how earnestly you try to find a comparison.

There are a lot of things that make me proud to be a Giants fan. A beautiful ballpark. The legacy of Hall-of-Famers. A rich history. Not being the Dodgers. But the thing that makes me most proud is that Willie Mays is ours. He still shows up at the park. He messes with the rookies in the clubhouse. It’s hard to watch a lot of Giants baseball without constantly remembering that that guy used to play for the team.

Once this flux capacitor is working, my Delorean’s first stop is at the Polo Grounds to watch him play. And after about 18 years, I’ll take it back in time to watch him do it again. Happy 80th birthday, Willie Mays. I can only imagine what it was like to watch him play, and I'll always regret that.

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Going off of bb-ref’s WAR, Willie should have won 11 MVP awards.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 8:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I forget who said it, but when referring to a NL MVP winner during that time frame they called it “the NL MVP award, the non-Willie Mays division”

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by ResDog on May 6, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I looked at his fangrapjs page yesterday for the first time

im still scraping my brains off the ceiling. God damn.

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we could have a 40 year old Willie today we’d start him at shortstop and thank god.

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by Rolfyboy on May 6, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he get hosed by Terry Pendleton’s Godfather?

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recall he was playing against some guys you may have heard of: Aaron, Musial, Koufax, Clemente, et al. I looked through his non-MVP years and for the most part, there were some guys who put up better numbers than him. Oddly, sometimes those guys finished BELOW Willie (1966 Mays 3rd, Dick Allen 4th). But the following three years I think he got screwed:

1955 – 123 Rs, 51 HRs, 127 RBIs, 24 SBs, .319/.400/.659 – 4th place!
One could argue for Duke Snider (2nd) this year but we all know he was a bum. However Campanella (another bum) who finished 1st and Banks (3rd) were below Mays in EVERY offensive category.

1962 – 130 Rs, 49 HRs, 141 RBIs, 18 SBs, .304/.384/.615, GG – 2nd place
Maury Wills (what’s with the bums?) finished with 104 SBs and that’s about it. 6 HRs and .373 SLG aren’t MVP numbers.

1964 – 121 Rs, 47 HRs, 111 RBIs, 19 SBs, .296/.383/.607, GG – 6th place!
I wish I had some context from this year because this ballot looks criminal. Of the people who finished ahead of him, here’s where Mays ranked in the major categories: 1st Rs (by 18!), 1st HRs (by 16!), 2nd RBIs (off 8), 2nd SBs (off 4), 4th BA, 2nd OBP, 1st SLG, 1st OPS. Mays’ WAR, at 10.2 (that’s not a typo) was 4.6 greater than the MVP, Ken Boyer!

by fiji.siv on May 7, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

A fun fact that’s actually kind of fun.

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by Giant Torture on May 9, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Read this too quickly the first time

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 6, 2011 8:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Once this flux capacitor is working, my Delorean’s first stop is at the Polo Grounds to watch him play.

Only noticed the last part of the sentence, and thought it was a “LOL DELOREAN IS OLD” joke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 6, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

click me

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the SL

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on May 6, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

jesus tapdancing…

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet He could do that on water too.

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clicks subject line

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

SAY HEY!!

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 8:42 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Also, what I would give to be able to watch him play one game while he was in his prime…jeez

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on May 6, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a great image. Rec’d

I never realized that the five verticle panels there are a hitters backdrop and not really part of the wall.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, good point

Me neither. I always thought it was a high wall.

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by achiappanza on May 6, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Auto-wreck

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

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by Ceora on May 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird that someone with Darren Ford speed only stole 20+ bases seven times. His caught-stealing % numbers aren’t that hot, either. I thought JT said that he was supposed to be a great baserunner!

I AM CONFUSED

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I guess he lead the league in SB a few times, so I guess dudes just didn’t run a lot then?

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon Dunston says:

Stealing is cheating the game!

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by FriscoJoe on May 6, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

correct

The SB was more or less an art that went out with Ty Cobb before the Negro Leaguers came along.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s pretty good at running the bases just not a good base stealer.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on May 6, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh nevermind I didn’t see how you started your sentence, thought you were talking about Ford.

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by sanfrankid on May 6, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

he has been asked about this

in various forms, and the answer is always “hey, had I known those stats would be important I’d have done it a lot more”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that would have made his CS% even worse, though. Hard to know.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve also heard that he just focused more on hitting for power and cut his stealing down since stealing bases take a pretty large toll on the body.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 6, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He also batted in front of some very good hitters in the course of his career; it may not be coincidental that the last time he led the league in stolen bases was 1959. Stealing second just opens up a extra base for Willie McCovey, which, as we have recently learned, could have disastrous consequences.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He also hit less doubles because of McCovey. There were times where he would stop at first on easy doubles, knowing the opposing manager would walk McCovey if he proceeded to second.

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by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

^5

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

This has never really struck me as a good idea.

Isn’t 1st and 2nd better than man on 1st w/ McCovey up? I am fairly certain that in the long run the first option will score more runs.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on the quality of the hitter behind McCovey.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but it’s not as fun.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 6, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mays and McCovey

They were so good, just plain old winning baseball games bored them into screwing around to try to challenge themselves.

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by quincy0191 on May 6, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

different managers would give him different orders depending on the year.

One year it was “bat leadoff and get on base”, others it would be “bat cleanup and drive in runs”. Good to have a player that can actually do all those things, bad that those were the kinds of directions he got.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should have been

“Hey, Willie, can you go out and just win the game?” I think that would have worked out pretty well.

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by quincy0191 on May 6, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Strawberry, hit a home run!”
“You got it, skip.”

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Ricky Henderson had WIllie McCovey and Cepada hitting after him

I don’t think he would have stole 100 bases ever either.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on May 6, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Willie had known that a 40-40 season was such a big deal, he’d have done that too!

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by mhad on May 6, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday "Say Hey" Kid

If only I’d been able to see you play in your prime. It’s my loss.

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by Kitspool on May 6, 2011 8:46 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Happy birthday indeed

I’m reading his bio currently and am enjoying every page. (Candlestick just opened.)

Many happy returns.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Beautifully put, Grant. Happy birthday to one of the finest men to have played the game.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 8:48 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I hope you’re OK with being only the second coolest Alabamian that we talk about today.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m honored just to share the state with him.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Mr. Aaron. Your state contributed 2/3 of the OF for eleventy billion NL All-Star teams.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

’Tis true. His boyhood home in Mobile opened as a museum last year.

Alabama has a rich baseball legacy that stretches to the present, with Jake Peavy, Tim Hudson, Josh Willingham, Craig Kimbrel and our own Matt Cain.

LIVE EDT

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND WILLIE McCOVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absatively, neighborino.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

In post-election aftermath here...

But happy birthday, dude who put up 22 years of 155OPS+

by Deleuzian on May 6, 2011 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Which election? Mayor of Cmydddfm?

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

We had a referendum on changing the voting system (which looks like it failed utterly)

Local elections in England and elections in the Welsh and Scottish regional governments.

by Deleuzian on May 6, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. And I see that Nick Clegg did not do well.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is pretty much the least liked person in all of UK politics

Which is the polar opposite to this time last year.
I wish the Tories had got more of a kicking though.

by Deleuzian on May 6, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

So

kinda like Sarah Palin?

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by free f.p. #14 on May 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You betcha.

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

157 by wRC+

Bonds was 175, mind you.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Riots stopped: 0

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

SAY HEY HEY!

My dad grew up watching him play in the Polo Grounds, would love to hitch a ride with you in the DeLorean to check out a game with my pops.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on May 6, 2011 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Road trip!

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like statisticalmulationings reducing Dr. Mays to numbers, but...

 just for fun, the Baseball Reference “Similar batters”:

   1. Frank Robinson (830) *
   2. Ken Griffey (804)
   3. Hank Aaron (783) *
   4. Mel Ott (775) *
   5. Barry Bonds (762)
   6. Rafael Palmeiro (748)
   7. Stan Musial (745) *
   8. Dave Winfield (738) *
   9. Eddie Murray (718) *
  10. Alex Rodriguez (697)

  • - Signifies Hall of Famer

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Is there any doubt?

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

why are you even asking?

It’s a number on a website, that should be plenty.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROIDZ

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

those aren’t very good similarity scores.

that seems to happen for the really, really good players. they are unique.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

better writers than I

have said the same thing about the Willie Mays Hall of Fame.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

A terrific article. Thanks for sharing.

Is a girl.

by gallo del cielo on May 6, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see you posting.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No serious knife until Monday.

Is a girl.

by gallo del cielo on May 6, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how half of the (four) comments are people complaining about Posnanski saying that Mays was better than Mantle. Congratulations on missing the point, nerbs!

A great read, though.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone else

(I thought it was you!) posted the link a couple weeks ago, I’ve never read him regularly and more’s the pity for me.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only JoPo I’ve linked is the article in my sig. But I think Baggs put it best this morning:
 

Made me happy to read this. JoePos is the Mays of sportswriting.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made me happy to read this. JoePos is the Mays of sportswriting.

Except that if Mays took as long to get to the ball as Pos takes to say what he wants to say, Mays would have had to be a DH.

Not saying Pos isn’t great; you just have to have some significant spare time to sit down and read his articles.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 6, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely reposted it once. I’ll never hesitate to post either a Pos or elcroata article, even when it’s not relevant.

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

elcroata?

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poster over at Athletics Nation, I believe.

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by free f.p. #14 on May 6, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. And because you asked, I was going to plug some of his work. As it turns out, the front page post at AN this very day is a post by him. So hop over and check him out, because he’s stylistically similar to JoePos, and a must-read every time.

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I recognized the name, but couldn't place it.

The “God on a Mountain” piece is the only thing of his but I’ve read, but yeah. Good stuff.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was the one that I was going to link. Even his posts are often awesome. He had this one where it was a super longwinded story that had an awesome moral-of-the-story to it, where it was basically: it’s ok to be wrong, and it’s ok to be loud, but don’t be both at the same time.

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should email that to Bob Costas re: steroids and the Hall of Fame.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably you, I get all you “s” people mixed up.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard of any of these dudes! I’m pretty sure “Mel Ott” is a made up name.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by jctGamer on May 6, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Making French toast

On the list of things that seem hard to do but is reality is not

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

you just dip the bread in egg and then brown it, right?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

You also need:

1) Vanilla/honey
2) Good day-old bread (challah is the best but I don’t have any)
3) Half and Half

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like brioche for this. Also, a shot of bourbon.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm, I love challah

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by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Organic heavy cream

Sorry, but half & half is an evil fraud. Real cream or GTFO.

by sforza on May 6, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not for coffee.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, ma’am. And deliciousness follows in short order.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s best to use stale-ish bread and let it soak for a while.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here it depends on what kind of bread, and how stale. Day old challah or brioche, which I would say are best, are still pretty spongy. No more than a minute per side there. Three-day-old Acme sourdough, which is not ideal but still ends up okay, really needs a good dunk.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

sourdough seems odd to me for french toast. Actually, a good baguette or french bread also works well.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sourdough, especially a good chewy one like Acme, is odd. It really doesn’t work: it turns into egg-soaked, fried bread. Still good, but not pain perdu, where the bread soaks up the batter just so and turns into something new.

Oh, and drop a little flour in your batter. You’ll thank me.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It needs to be thinly-slice, or moreso, and extra stale.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chewy bread, you mean. Brioche wants to be an inch thick or even a hint more.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I've always thought

that in the way school kids are made to read ‘The Classics’, young baseball fans should be instructed to learn about Mays (and, perhaps, a select other few). No one has ever really embodied the game as well as he did.

by WilltheChill on May 6, 2011 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

If Willie Mays was so good,

how come he never led the league in RBIs…?

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by D4P on May 6, 2011 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Howard's contract is worth every penny!

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I hate it when people start talking about going to a relegation system in MLB.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

What does that mean?

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, there are people who think that if MLB teams were treated more like European Soccer teams are, all of MLB’s competitive balance problems would be solved.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

/looks at wikipedia

So the idea is that divisions would be created based on the strength of the team?

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

The idea would be that you would have a tiered leagues.

For example:

Top 20 teams would be in one league with the reminder in the other. The bottom five teams of the higher league and the top 5 of the lower league would flip division at the end of the year

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It could be fairly straightforward, with a “reserve league” for each of the AL and NL. The top 8 from the previous few years would remain in the league, and the 7 with the fewest wins would go in the “reserve”. Then while the World Series is going on (or the 8-team playoff Selig extravaganza), there’s a double-elimination tournament among the worst 2 teams in the upper league and the top 2 teams in the lower league. The 2 “winners” move up, and the 2 “losers” move down.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

And, what, exactly is the benefit of this?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keeps interest in the lower teams. Consolation round

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The lower teams already have almost no fan interest. That would just kill it further.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Why would I spend my money on a years worth of Pirates-Royals and Orioles-Diamondback’s tilts? Playing for a chance to spend another year getting shit on by the Yankees and Red Sox doesn’t sound like much of a consolation prize, to say nothing of what it would do to free agency.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would allow lower tier team to decide what they want to be, a MLB team or a AAAA team. Costs and payrolls would be lower for those teams.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the NBA. What teams sell the best? The Lakers, the Celtics, and the Heat (formerly the Cavs, for obvious reasons). People want to see the best of the best. And if owners wanted to run a minor league franchise, they wouldn’t have bought a major league franchise.

Major league teams make more money, and a premiere league is just an argument for contraction by starvation.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

if

you can assume there’s a universe where regular season games will be allowed to matter, and you believe that competitive play is better than lopsided losses, Pirates fans can watch their team battle the Astros to the death rather than get mashed by the Phillies and Braves.

I’m not really going to argue for this, it’s never going to happen and doesn’t solve the inequities you pointed out. It just makes “irrelevant” late-season games “relevant” by having the laggards play for their lives against the top teams in the bottom division.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess people talk about irrelevant late season games all the time and, yeah, they’re irrelevant to the playoff picture a lot of the time, but I don’t really mind it? I mean, that’s what’s going to happen with a 162 game season. But there’s still a lot going on with almost every team even into the dog days of August and even if they’re not contending.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely! Killing the pennant races is what makes games irrelevant, not lousy teams. If the Reds and Giants and Braves and Padres were all in the same pennant race, every team they played in the last month would be playing meaningful baseball, with a chance to affect the pennant race.

The Cubs and Diamondbacks were doing that last August.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just find one or two winners from each league unnecessarily punitive to every other team that had a good season. Even with four teams in the race at the end, you’re still relegating most of the league to playing spoiler for half the season.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

get rid of the wild card.

go to 8 divisions.

it is interesting with the wild card. that team is often thought of as being lesser than the division winners. frequently, they are a better team than at least one of the division teams.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that division winner is usually from the AL or NL Central.

I don’t think we should coddle teams; I like the current division format and size of the playoffs. I used to support the extra wild card more, if only because if would put a premium on winning the division, but I’ve kind of moved away from that. There’s enough room to give every team a shot at being competitive without letting the whole lot in like we see in the NBA.

And if we were to go the other way, back to a league-wide or two-division format, I think you’d see teams lose money. The fact that more than half the games in a season are played in (or near) my time zone means that I can watch more games. If the Giants play the same number of games against the Mets as they do against the Dodgers, that’s fewer games that I can watch because they’re played while I’m still at work, and fewer games that the Mets fans can watch because they start at 10 PM.

Pass.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

go to 8 divisions.

There’re only 30 teams.

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by troymccluresf on May 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inter-divisional wild card playoff lottery challenge!

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by breadfan7 on May 6, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's not punitive at all

Win games. Win pennant. Lose games, go home.

“relegating teams to playing spoiler” is a commentary on the competitive balance between the teams. Not every season features a runaway winner, and moving the bar down to allow more teams into the playoffs makes games for the top teams less relevant. Games that should be win-or-die become “let’s rest the starters for the Sweet 16”.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No matter how you slice it, there are going to be boring September games. Win-or-go-home just means that there is more “go home,” and probably hurts parity overall. Having a Padres season where you spring to to life and claw down the stretch for a playoff spot is a more realistic goal than saying, “We’re going to jump from 12th to 1st!”

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not sure whether I care if the Padres can win the pennant or not, unless they can field a competitive ballclub. If they can’t do that, the problem is with the parity of the league and letting 80-win teams into the playoffs doesn’t make those teams play better baseball. If they choose not to do that (Pirates), again, that’s their problem.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d sooner contract two teams to better distribute the talent pool than restructure the divisions and playoff format. That said, 80-win teams very rarely make the playoffs. I don’t think that the standard of 88-92 wins being the target zone being any sort of problem right now.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d do virtually anything before contracting a team.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d do virtually anything

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by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought “MLBPA rep”, but same I guess.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of the teams are making money. It’s easy to sit on a hill and say to folks in Pittsburgh or Kansas City that their team should be contracted, but no one is talking about taking away YOUR team.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

just kidding you know

It’s the idea of getting rid of the Pirates that really makes me not seriously support those proposals. If a team that old can’t make it, maybe something’s wrong elsewhere.

I think the answer is a time machine to cut off the Marlins and Rays before they were formed, but that may be slightly less feasible than contraction.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

/disables Xanthan’s insult circuit

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by Cody_ransom on May 6, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that makes it all better.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of contraction, but I sometimes wonder whether we’re past the saturation point when you look at how the markets are distributed. And the only reason I would be really in favor it is because in theory you are removing the fifty worst major leaguers, which in turn brings the quality of play up.

On the other hand, I suppose one could make the argument (as I believe JC Bradbury has) that the best preying upon the worst raises the bar in its own way. Just a different flavor.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I do not like this idea one bit.

Even worse is the fact teams in the bottom would take 2 years to win a championship. The whole Padres run last year would have been for naught. Reds anyone?

Teams like the Yankees and Red Sox would have additional natural advantages.

And, what happens to the DH? I would hate if it was universally adopted.

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by Myemail21479 on May 6, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s a worse idea than some of the other brainstorms like putting all the western teams in one division/league.

It wouldn’t solve competitive balance problems, but it would acknowledge the reality of the way the system is working. And of course that is why it won’t come to pass. Any more than contracting 2 or more teams will.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

In football

Teams generally ping up and down between the Premier League and first division anyway, while the same few teams win over and over, baseball is much more competitive.

by Deleuzian on May 6, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess most people think of it as more of a way to get crappy teams to spend their revenue sharing money, but even that (the idea of a salary floor) is dumb.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

my plan

if a team does not have a winning record even once in 10 years, the owner is summarily executed.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s almost like you’re saying that if you need crappy workarounds to “fix” a system that doesn’t work, there’s something wrong with the system.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I don’t really see the MLB system as being particularly broken.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think if they just stop the revenue sharing system from encouraging people to not spend money and do away with unbalanced schedules, it would be about as close to perfect as you can get.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 6, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve seen that small and mid market teams with limited payrolls (Padres, A’s, Marlins, Twins) can be competitive, and that big market teams with large payrolls (Cubs, Tigers, Mets) can be completely futile.

If there’s a problem, it’s that there are not significant enough disincentives for over-spending. The revenue sharing and luxury taxes have proven they do not stop teams from spending well north of $150 million, and those “perennial players” – the Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Angels, Mets – continue to inflate the value of a win, which makes it that much harder for the small market teams to stay competitive.

If I had a say in things, I’d start taking away draft picks past a certain payroll level, and I’m not talking about back end filler picks.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I really think better ways of reigning in the top spending teams would do more than punishing the low spending/performing teams.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The top spending teams already have tons of pressure from their fans to stay competitive. The lower spending teams don’t.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t going to add any pressure, it’s just going to keep people from caring in any way whatsoever.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

can you imagine the outcry if the Mets were facing relegation this year?

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes but

the small market teams in the lower league would have only slightly better attendance than AAA teams.

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

They can adjust their costs/payroll accordingly. A tiered system simply acknowledges the reality of sports rather than pretend that everything is okay.

I can’t believe I’m arguing for this. I’m usually the socialist one.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

They can adjust their costs/payroll accordingly. A tiered system simply acknowledges the reality of sports rather than pretend that everything is okay makes most teams irrelevant and unprofitable.

There. Fixed.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be different than now how?

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

All teams are profitable

Most are relevant. For proof, see: 2010 TGWTWS

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 6, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

the thing is though

parity in baseball is way better than most sports. The small market teams do contend, often, based on success in the draft, largely. Because of that, those teams usually only have a few years where they can operate at a high level. If you force them to have 2 years of sustained success to even make the playoffs, all you’re going to do is hurt parity.

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

in the past 3 years

over half the teams in MLB have been to the playoffs.

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I say this a lot, but baseball’s parody is way better than the NBA. Only 8 franchises have won a title in the last 30 years.

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by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

and that's even

with half the goddamn league making the playoffs every year

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

the NBA is a fine parody as is.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but over that time PHX, Portland, Sacramento, Dallas, NJ, NY, Seattle, Utah, Orlando, and Cleveland have all been legitimate title contenders in multiple years. Also the Celtics, Lakers, Bulls, Rockets, Heat, Pistons, Sixers, and Spurs have had some terrible teams. So I think the lack of parody argument is a bit overstated. That said, I wouldn’t mind if the Lakers were terrible for the next 50 years.

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by SF Pete on May 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

you guys do know it’s parity, right?

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be great if he actually meant, “lack of parody argument”? There’s not enough parody in this argument! More spoofs!

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, half of all the titles have been won by either the Celtics or Lakers, in 52 appearances between them. The closest teams to that are the Jordan years Bulls with 6 titles, and the 76ers with 9 Finals appearances. In many respects, it’s an extremely top-heavy league.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lakers or Celtics won 16 out of the first 23 titles. It’s been better since then. The Celtics were irrelevant for what 15 years post -Bird?

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by SF Pete on May 6, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

And during that period the Bulls, Spurs, and Lakers dominated the vast majority of the playoffs, with assorted futility by most of the other good teams.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has it? You know only 8 organizations have won the last 30 NBA championships? That includes two 1-timers (one of whom could add to that total this year), one 2-timer (a repeat), two 3-timers, one 4-timer, one six-timer, and one 10-timer.

In fact, only 16 franchises have ever won an NBA championship.

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by Roger on May 6, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The semi-interesting thing is it hadn’t always been like this. There were 8 franchises to win a championship in the 1970’s, and there’s been 8 since.

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by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think a big part of it

is that having one superstar in the NBA pretty much guarantees you’ll be competitive. The same is not true in baseball or football

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That should give the crappy franchises hope then. All you have to do is luck into a Tim Duncan or LeBron and you go from being the Warriors to a contender.

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by SF Pete on May 6, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

however, the flipside of that is that there aren’t very many superstars

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

See my comment above.

Over that 30 year stretch at least 18 teams have been legitimate title contenders (including the 8 winners), while the 8 teams who have won titles have also had stretches of being terrible.

I mean, even though Portland, Dallas, PHX and Sac (for example) haven’t won a title I wouldn’t say thoses seasons in which they were close were meaningless.

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by SF Pete on May 6, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even so, that means that there have been 12 teams that have been pointless for 30 years.

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by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 2007 Warriors weren’t a title contender but I wouldn’t call them pointless. Same for the Webber teams and the Run TMC era before that. And I just listed those 18 teams off the top of my head, there are probably more.

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by SF Pete on May 6, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would file a first round upset as an 8 seed under “playing spoiler.” No 42-40 has a legitimate shot at winning a title in the NBA.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only reason the Warriors of 2007 wasn’t pointless was because they hadn’t been in the play offs in over a decade. It’s all relative. If that were the Lakers who did it, no one would have remembered it.

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by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

The Lakers going in as the 8th seed would be like baseball in 2008: “That year the Yankees didn’t make the playoffs.”

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were pointless.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would you guys consider the Cubs pointless?

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by SF Pete on May 6, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just hopeless.

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by DrDC on May 6, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

NY teams are important for interest and would be important for teams in the lower division to have on the schedule.

And LOL MLB™ allowing them to be relegated. Nevar.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also think it will create lots of NYY/KC Athletics relationships.

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you mean "Oakland Athletics"

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Chavez barely counts. He signed a minor league deal, its not like he left during the peak of his career.

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by free f.p. #14 on May 6, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

just kidding around

I think SHN was referring to Del Webb pushing the franchise to his sockpuppet Arnold Johnson, but still. Farm clubs are fun! The Giants need one.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

or

“sharing the wealth”. LOL communism!

I think all these things are mostly a fools’ errand in a game whose history and conduct has been dominated by NY teams since the beginning.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and most recently, one of those who have fled New York.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean that

I meant owners’ meetings and votes and such, especially in the 50’s.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was just chest thumpin.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Deleuzian on May 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a salary floor. It’s 25 x minimum wage, or about $10 million.

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is crazy

because aren’t there just like 4 good soccer teams that dominate every year?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 6, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wouldn't work for baseball.

NBA, however, needs to do it. Just a 2 tier system would work fine.

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by yankeessuck8991 on May 6, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would could solve a lot of Basketball’s problems at the NBA and NCAA levels would be NCAA only awarding scholarships with a minimum 3 year commitment.

Any HS senior is eligible for the NBA draft but must go to the D-League for at least one year if they come straight out of HS.

Any NCAA player could be drafted at any time but the team must pay back the used portion of his schollarship and keep him in D league until he is at least three years removed from HS.

D League salaries would have limits on them comparble to the top end of NCAA scholarships, 30-40K per year.

That ends up being very similar to what baseball does. It would make the DLeague more interesting creating a better ecosystem of talent in the D League. It would commit most HS players to at least 3 years of college. Only the most elite would choose the HS to DLeague route.

Under this scenario, kids who aren’t interested in academics go to the DLeague and kids who want to be prepared for alternative careers go to college. Ofcourse there will be some who choose college because they feel it would be better development than DLeague but that becomes a choice of the player.

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by Cody_ransom on May 6, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

 ‘Contract the Royals!’

by wcw on May 6, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

It makes absolutely no sense and would require a complete and total reworking of the entire MLB.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from being insane, it will never, ever, ever happen, so it not worth discussing. My preferred playoff format (two divisions perleague, 7-game division series, 9-game WS) will happen first, and that will never, ever happen.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you in that it will never happen (I mean can you imagine the Mets or Phillies being relegated)

but I like the idea in preventing teams from having low payrolls just to make money.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you think it’s better for teams to be forced to overpay for mediocre free agents in order to reach a salary floor?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. That’s how it work in the current system. There is nothing prevent a well run team like the Rays to stay competitive without having a big payroll

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

A tiered system would impose a salary floor. It would just make it financially beneficial for a team/owner to stay competitive. If a team could do it cheaply (i.e. the Rays) it’s fine. But it would help prevent teams like the Marlins and Royal from having consistent low payrolls to make money.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, the salary floor only exists if the team is not good? That still leads to the same end, with teams like the Royals having a ton of great prospects in the pipeline, but forced to overspend for veterans to reach the salary floor and potentially blocking those prospects.

And, why are you including the Marlins in that?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

I mean wouldn’t impose a salary floor.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you force teams not to have a low payroll if you don’t have a salary floor?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

They would be relegated to a “lower tier” which would 1) cause embarrassment to the owner/team and 2) be financially challenging.

The tiered system acknowledges the fact that the Royals, A’s, Marlins, Rays, Pirates, and some other teams don’t have the financial resources to go up against the Yankees. If the team is ran well, it can be in the top league. Otherwise, it simply acknowledges reality.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can also impose a salary minimal to get into the top league but not for the lower league

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would a team in the lower tier have no shot at the playoffs for the year they’re there?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course they would. Like the Rays last year and the Marlins this year.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays would have been in the lower tier last year after two straight years of competitive performance?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The formula could be altered to a 3/5 year plan rather than an one year plan.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

if they can make the playoffs from there, then what does being in the lower tier actually entail?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

I am having serious reading failure this morning

No, a lower team league would not qualify for the playoffs for the World Series. They would get the chance to move up to the top tier.

The system would encourage sustained success rather than one year wonders and fire sales.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think one year wonders and fire sales would be exactly what it could encourage. I’m in the bottom tier, I need to get out to start making money, throw a bunch of money at a 1 or 2 year success plan to get myself out of this tier, then worry about tomorrow when it comes.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 6, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but if you need to be good at least two years to even be in the real playoffs.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we could debate hypotheticals

but really, the best evidence we have is to just look at the English football/soccer league and see that it doesn’t work.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 6, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

So the Rays with 97 wins in 2008 would have no shot at the playoffs? The Indians this year would have no shot at anything?

Hell, the Giants last year would have had no shot at the WS?

Systems that encourage ‘sustained success’ seem like it would just lead to exactly what happens in the Premier League, where only four teams ever actually win anything. What’s wrong with one-year wonders?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fire sales and pretty much suckiness for the other years.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Without a fire sale the Giants would have never had Rob Nen.

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by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the Marlins are the only team that’s actually true for.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres did it once too, what was it, 98?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 6, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve also been doing it for the last few years.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, it’s almost like they can’t stay competitive because they cost for players has gotten beyond a reasonable level for half of the teams.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

It really seems like all this would actually do

is further widen the gap between the haves and the have nots.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

but is that gap ever going to get better?

You can also set up a system where the top two teams in the lower tier play each other at the end of the year for a WC spot in the real playoffs

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It might, but I really have yet to see any argument as to how a relegation system like the one you’re talking about would do anything whatsoever to fix it.

Besides, I think the issue is with bad management more so than spending.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure

Put another team each in Boston and New York. Maybe two.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

that'd still take probably 20 years

for those teams to have a big fan base.

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ANAHEIM KINGS

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by ResDog on May 6, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give them an unusually advantageous expension draft, then. Everyone loves a winner.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

even then

Yankees and SAWX have a pretty entrenched fan base. You’d pretty much have to wait until people who grow up fans of those teams get old enough to spend money on them.

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

they don't have to be as big a draw as the mets

in order to start having an impact.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly how you sell the move to those teams owners.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s better to attack untapped market. The Rockies are the best example of this in recent history (no spring training nearby to muck things up).

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Portland would probably be a good option

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m discouraged by the fact that they moved the AAA team again because the locals wouldn’t pay for a baseball-only stadium. Maybe the timing was wrong because of the economy, but I question whether Portland is viable because of its size and the fact that it’s pinned between the Giants and Mariners (yes, the Giants market actually creeps well up into Oregon).

Portland is a great city, but it may just be best-suited to support a minor league team, like Reno.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only thought of it

because of how much support there is for their basketball team.

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

my understanding

from PDX baseball nerbs is that there’s just no political will anywhere to build a facility. Which is sad (but then again if all those proposals involve millionaire stadium welfare I don’t blame them).

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

There would be support for it. People cite that the AAA numbers were bad as a reason why no one would support MLB, but that’s like saying someone wouldn’t eat steak because they hate hamburgers. There would be most certainly be rabid support.
But the thing about Portland is it doesn’t really, what’s the best word here, strive for things for which other cities strive. Portland’s identity really isn’t wrapped up in the notion that you’re not a great city of you don’t have sports teams. I kinda like that. But at the same time, San Francisco is ten hours away, it would be nice to walk to a yard here downtown and see a big league game. Oh well.

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta think that they’ll get a team within our lifetimes.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

not big enough.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not true.

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

it might take 20 years

for lots of things to happen.

not exactly an argument against.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

all I'm saying

is that it wouldn’t be a quick fix

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Sure, put an indifferent ownership group in place with little support, and that’ll happen. Put some institutional oomph behind it, things can change.

Winning works. Marketing works.

by wcw on May 6, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure a quick fix is needed

long term steps are ok.

If you split the NY MSA into halves, each half is about the same size as the Chicago MSA. Which is split itself between two teams.

I don’t think it’s going to happen. I just think it should happen.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh the area could definitely support it

especially considering it was able to support 3 teams 60 years ago

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

the numbers really pile up

if you look at the Arbitron radio markets, which split out NYC from Nassau, Somerset, Monmouth, etc. Gigantic market is gigantic.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the area could support it, but I don’t think it really deserves it, and things will still be extremely lopsided. I mean, did you see the stands during the Mets series? Even the Yankees aren’t putting the expected number of butts in seats right now.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even NY will refuse to pay outrageous prices for tickets. It’s the media revenue anyway, that’s like the Pac-10 basketball tourney playing to crickets in LA.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair. But I don’t know how you squeeze another team into the NY market with YES sitting on everything.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees and Mets would never allow it anyway, it’s no more likely than any of my other realignbation fantasies in this thread.

I think NJ or CT would have interesting effects on the Yankees and Red Nex, eventually, if they got teams.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

allow

well, if the other owners have an incentive to tell them to stuff it, they’d have to accept it.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the Phillies. South Jersey is rectumface territory.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

them too

I found Devils fans very annoying once upon a time, and I bet Jersey Spirit would really rally around a team of their own.

I mean, I think the Atlantic League’s entire survival depends on NYY/NYM keeping everyone out.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair point; I still kinda cringe at the thought of the Phillies, Mets, Yankees, Nationals, Oriorles, and another team all playing within that same tiny area.

The East Coast makes no sense to me.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remain to be convinced that the Nats and Orioles make sense, but hard to tell until one becomes regularly good again.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Balt/Wash is bigger than SF/Oakland

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

so?

One of those areas has two baseball teams, and the other has a team and a tarp.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but it’s like SF/OAK and LAD/LAA with major league teams in Fresno and Santa Barbara along the way.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you were replying to nat, not me. Moving on.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

my reply

sounded overly combative, I think, when I just meant to make fun of the tarp. Sorry roto.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

No worries. I got that.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Newark Nabobs!

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kearny Karjackers!

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Philadelphia Athletics! No, wait…

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a convoluted system.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to fix the gap is better than throwing the Astros out with the bathwater.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

So would making revenue sharing earnings be based on something like, oh, actual revenue, instead of team payroll.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 6, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

take revenue

divide by 30. Stop whining, rich people who like to pocket salary sharing or ticket sales.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IT WORKED FOR NASCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on May 6, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Premiere Baseball!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think if a baseball team has 5 or more consecutive under .500 seasons

Their uniforms should include red rubber noses and ruffled collars.

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would the noses light up?

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 70's

/rainbow unis

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please please please please please

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lets just let Willie chose.

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by say hey nation on May 6, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool pics

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by ResDog on May 6, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

These are great. Those 60s uniforms will always be what baseball players should wear, as far as I’m concerned. Also, the shots of Mays wearing hipster clothes of the various eras are something else. And his wife (of the time) Marguerite… Although the ones with him in a Mets outfit are unfortunate.

by Comrade Conrad on May 6, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I’d known what I was looking at when I saw Willie Mays play

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on May 6, 2011 9:06 AM PDT reply actions  

<3 Willie

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! Love it!

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by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Willie loves that joke. <3

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Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

still funny

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on May 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Willie :)

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by sanfrankid on May 6, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best. He has an awesome sense of humor.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

makes me laugh every time

Just imagining Willie and the way he would say it…

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on May 6, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Willie!
I can only imagine what it was like to watch him play, and I’ll always regret that.

There’s really nothing to say beyond that.

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by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2011 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Why doesn’t Comcast get access to a couple of Willie’s games (there has to be footage of some of them) and broadcast them so we can at least see what he was like in the flow of a game?

Hey Sandoval, mix in a salad. Everyone else, mix in a walk.

by Woody'sShed on May 6, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because MLB won't sell them the rights.

MLB needs to hold onto them despite the many inquirers willing to pay because MLB needs to, um, well, I have no idea why they wouldn’t.

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by breadfan7 on May 6, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE GOOD OF THE GAME

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 6, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because most games were not broadcast, little footage besides newsreel coverage of the World Series exists.

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Barry’s there tonight.

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I guarantee it

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by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad still tells me Mays stories

Says his favorite Mays memory was when he hit a 3-run home run at a game he attended with his father in the early 60’s.

Yes my dad is LOL OLD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

And MLB really dropped the ball on this one. We should have been playing a team that meant something to Willie (Mets would have been PERFECT!)

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by say hey nation on May 6, 2011 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Dad-rec.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

As always, great story Sec.

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by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH C'MON CHARLES

Fast Forward to #1 if you want the LOLs Seriously this man won an olympic gold medal for his athletics achievements.

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by jctGamer on May 6, 2011 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

rec'd

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, who scores from 1st on a single?!?

We’re all marveling at Darren Ford VROOM, but I don’t think for one second Ford could do that.

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by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was Bengie who got the "single"

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mays was probably running on the play, and it was a long single. With that said, it’s still awesome.

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by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah Jack Hiatt was a catcher

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him do it.

Not this game I don’t think. But I saw him play a lot when I was a kid, and he did do this. He’d go to third, and then if the outfielder was a little slow getting the ball into second, Willie would just . . . go. His cap would fly off, and he’d just take off. I always tried to talk my Dad into getting first base box seats, because the sight of Willie taking his turn after a single was so amazing; you know he’d take second if there was a chance.
Thing is, i never got to see him play in San Francisco. My Dad was an opera singer, and he’d take me along to gigs, and if the Giants were in town in whatever city we were in, I’d go to the ballgame, in Chicago, Cincinatti, New York, Pittsburgh.

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by Giantsfan4life on May 6, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Linden scored from first on a single

I saw it on TV, so I think he wasn’t running on it, but I can’t be sure.

Basically, it was one of those long singles that get cut off in the gap, so he was about halfway to third about the time the OF gloved it.

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by achiappanza on May 6, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic

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by jctGamer on May 6, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every Giants fan needs to read this, especially the young 'uns and bandwagoners who will be permanently joining our ranks.

Read the whole thing. NOW.

/“READ [some other guy’s] BLOG!!!!” ?

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by breadfan7 on May 6, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t there for Willie Mays. But I can see that smile. I can see the years behind the smile — all the times he raced home when no one expected it, all the times he caught fly balls nobody thought he could reach, all the times he looked utterly helpless and baffled at the plate only to turn on the next pitch.

That post inexplicably made it rather dusty in here.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on May 6, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hate waiting for a call for a job

It’s like waiting for college admission letters.

Haven’t gotten rejected but haven’t gotten accepted.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bruno Sammartino!!!

I met him once. Not the friendliest guy.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt many of you remember wrestling great Bruno Sanmartino. Now that was when wrestling was wrestling.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about Bob Backlund?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give Backlund credit for also being a great amateur wrestler.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t remember him—was he a wrestler?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was the champion sandwiched between Bruno and Hulk Hogan.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true. Do I get some cred back for Pedro Morales? Toro Tanaka and Mr Fuji? Chief Jay Strongbow? Haystack Calhoun? That’s all I got.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite

Superstar Billy Graham Pictures, Images and Photos

I wore those shirts as a teenager, and worked out for hours trying to get muscles like that. Didn’t know anything about roids!

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

PEPPER GOMEZ

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

fun fact

this is where bruno mars got his name

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt many of you remember wrestling great Bruno Sanmartino. Now that was when wrestling was wrestling. horseshit.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

HORSE HUMPER

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

FERRET FISTER

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

VOLE VIOLATOR

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I said.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

No play for Mr. Gray

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at the halo

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on May 6, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Willie!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Tejada

A more personal perspective of Tejada’s struggles from Marcos Breton of the Sacramento Bee “It hurts to see Tejada batting below .200”:
http://www.sacbee.com/2011/05/06/3606317/marcos-breton-it-hurts-to-see.html#mi_rss=San%20Francisco%20Giants

It’s interesting how he fails to mention that DeRosa could easily supplant Tejada if he stays healthy. Even if DeRosa has issues with his wrist time from time, he can still be the primary 3rd baseman until Pablo comes back.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on May 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah, but Bochy would probably then return Tejada to short. Fontenot isn’t going to keep hitting like this.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you discourage No.3 Hitter Mike Fontenot.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s Bochy’s decision then. I mean, if Tejada was performing, would Fontenot be playing short at all? Fontenot did play third for the team last season.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on May 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada returns to short, Bochy takes Fontenot to Isengard

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

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Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean Number 3 Hitter Mike Fontenot

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tre Fontenot.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

Tejada is older after all

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on May 6, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a little skeptical about people saying this tbh

Bochy is playing Fontenot at short over Tejada.
Bochy is having Fontenot hit 3rd and Tejada 8th.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Not a permanent solution, but a step in the right direction.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on May 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except when he bats Tejada 5th. Or 2nd.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot is hitting well, but it won’t continue. When he slumps, especially if Tejada shows some signs of life, who do you think is going to get benched?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll have to see. I really don’t think they’ll have as long of a leash for Tejada as some people do.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot and Renteria effectively pushed Pablo to the bench in September due to defensive issues. I think Mike has more of a chance at sticking at SS than you want to give him credit for.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you bring up Tejada on this historic occasion!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

TEJADA FOR MAYS!

If we’re going to get the same results, I think I’d rather get Mays out of retirement…

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by breadfan7 on May 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: If you stick Mays’ career in the run scoring environment of the 2000 Rockies, he hits 869 career home runs while batting .359/.447/.662. If you place him in an extremely low run scoring environment (such as the ‘68 Dodgers) he still hits 453 home runs. That’s amazing.

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by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

How did you figure that out?

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

On a graph.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

not a table?

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The graph was sitting on a table.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

…in the library, with a canlestick.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

BB-Ref’s neutralized batting tool

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mayswi01-bat.shtml

It’s a bunch of fun to play around with (TWSS!)

Run Bonds’ numbers through it sometime, it will impress you.

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by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's just graphy!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 100 home runs!!!

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

1,046 career home runs! I especially liked the year when he bats .458

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by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I also like how Bonds still passes Maris during the 1968 Dodgers scenario.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds: good at baseball!

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by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you also

adjust for 2 years playing baseball in the Army?

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball-related

there’s a woman on Morning Edition talking about her balls

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on May 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

God, this network sometimes…

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is fantastic, Natto. Job well done.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Captures the youthful energy so well. Thanks for sharing.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain looks like a Giant next to all of those people.

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain IS a Giant.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 6, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah! That’s a great story. Well done, Roger’s dad!

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by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another dad-rec.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s the video of that homer with Lon calling it:
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14387235

Barry Bonds always seemed to hit a home run near me everytime I would sit in the bleachers.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on May 6, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the awesome memory

My mom had ordered me to bed for the night (10 year olds need their rest!), so I listened to that game with my AM radio under my pillow. Laying in the bottom bunk, I clocked myself on the upper rails when Mays hit #600. Your recount had me both smiling and rubbing the top of my forehead.

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by section214 on May 6, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a ten year old in ‘62, I would never fail to listen on KMJ to every word of the post-game show, even on school nights. The parents just gave up after a while. I don’t think I ever just fell asleep anyway in the middle.

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by gallo del cielo on May 6, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy 80th Birthday Willie Mays !!

I saw Willie play his last Game as a Giant at Candlestick Park in early May of 1972. I was ten. He hit the ball hard and made a great catch in centerfield(I swear his feet never touched the ground).
     In 1971 he said he would steal 24 bases…He stole 23.
     Check out his last Topps baseball card ; http://cgi.ebay.com/WILLIE-MAYS-METS-1973-Topps-305-EX-/130385278398?pt=US_Baseball&hash=item1e5b9175be#ht_1150wt_846

What a forearm!

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Actress Tallulah Bankhead (1962)

by iloveddickdietz on May 6, 2011 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

love it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d and awesome’d.

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by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

SAY HEY NOW!!!!

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love this. Love the Willie love here today. It’s a great day for Giants baseball.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT I GOTTA MAKE A WIN NOW ON TOPPA THIS??

Duh.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 6, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another day in the office.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

MAYS AT SS!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on May 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

INSTANT UPGRADE

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pardon the crappy image quality

But Mays and McCovey sit on my work desk year round!

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by xanthan on May 6, 2011 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Looks like he’s holding a bow in his left hand.

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by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And this is why I’m not a videographer. I didn’t even notice that until you mentioned it.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I probably liked least about the Ken Burns baseball doc

Mario Cuomo’s playing career got more coverage than Mays’ did.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 6, 2011 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Murph

this morning said that Lincecum and Mays in his prime had the same height and playing weight!

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by iloveddickdietz on May 6, 2011 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

based on

Giants website numbers. Bengie Molina= #225

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would watch this sitcom.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

“In my day, we didn’t have the sticky, green skunk…”

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“It was just regular ass weed”

by IRONxMIKE on May 6, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

awww

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 6, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. If any fan of any team would like to submit a “then and now” photo that compares with, or tops this one, I will consider it with an open mind.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw an incredible photo last year of Wes Parker and Jason Repko. It gave me chills.

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by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to be green'd!

Also, adorable. Eeeeeee!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

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by Ceora on May 6, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the best picture ever.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are about the same height.

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by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mays was listed at 180 for most of his career. It was probably a little higher toward the end. I doubt Timmy will ever weigh 180, but maybe.

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by gallo del cielo on May 6, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those aren't the same person?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

apparently
He is Allan Rivera Manuel, a 26-year-old airport worker and father of one from Houston, and he bears such an uncanny resemblance to the Pacman that he has turned an appreciation for a modern legend into a profession.

by IRONxMIKE on May 6, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

you sure he isn’t a Brazilian cab driver?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

why oh why the haircut

he looks like a bearded middle aged lesbian

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by Giant Voodoo on May 6, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift - A: I have rec'd way too many posts in this thread.

Happy birthday, Willie!

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

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by Ceora on May 6, 2011 11:02 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

REC'D!

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by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Willie Mays

He probably wasn’t ever the “best” at any one aspect of the game, but he’s the only one who among the best at every aspect.

Giants fans are privileged to have had two of the best players of all time wear our uniform proudly. Happy birthday Willie!

by GiantPain on May 6, 2011 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

This makes me smile

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by mhad on May 6, 2011 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I can’t see it. :(

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

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by Ceora on May 6, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither can I…not sure what happened.

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by mhad on May 6, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs doesn’t allow for hotlinking anymore.

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by Natto on May 6, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s this.

Look at the cumulative WAR by age.

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by mhad on May 6, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Chrome you can right click it and open it in a new tab.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! I never knew that about Chrome. I finally dumped Firefox and went to Chrome.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

11:11

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I can tell you’re proud.

Is a girl.

by gallo del cielo on May 6, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Howard Bryant piece on ESPN is decent, but the last line is brilliant
Later in the day, the Colorado Rockies will come to town to a sold-out stadium. The Giants will be handing out birthday hats and mini-replicas of the towering Mays statue that stands in front of AT&T Park. There will be cake and legends and cheering. It is Willie Mays night, which given a little bit of thought, sounds redundant. It’s been Willie Mays night for 60 years.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=bryant_howard&id=6493309

by GiantPain on May 6, 2011 11:17 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Howard Bryant is the guy on ESPN.com

whose articles all make me scream “JUST GET TO THE DAMN POINT!”

It’s like reading Henry James’ thoughts on the Royals.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. Messy quote is messy. Sorry.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

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by Ceora on May 6, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Messy? Yes. Epic? Hell yes!

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

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by breadfan7 on May 6, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think it was possible to love Buster Posey more.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

FIFY
Is there anybody classier than Buster on our entire team?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

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by Ceora on May 6, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have went with:

Is there anybody classier than Buster on our entire team planet?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Cain. If they ran against each other for Class President I would probably have to vote for Cain. However, a Cain/Posey ticket would win in a landslide.

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Class President?

How about they run for President of the country?

by mrs. owlcroft on May 6, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There aren’t too many eminently classy players in all of baseball. Buster Posey was as a rookie.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

and we got no principals
and we got no innocence.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be perfect.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Forecast update: More green.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clear skies, followed by scattered afternoon rec’ing. Heat advisory in effect for the greater Bay Area. Highs expected to reach a sweltering 60.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT KINDA HEAT, YOU SHOOT MOVE TO TORONTO AND ROOT FOR THE JAYS

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gusting rec rates up to 109.

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLcraft advisory in effect for McCovey Cove,. Might want to take along a “wearable blanket” if you’re headed out tonight. TWSS-storms possible, with a good chance of STFDs after 7:00 p.m. High strikeout rates will be experienced in the vicinity of Matt Cain, with the possibility of a single rain cloud over Ubaldo Jiminez.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exclusive coverage brought to you by ROFLCOPTER 5!

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

High strikeout rates will be experienced in the vicinity of Matt Cain

Because he’s sitting next to Giants hitters, right?

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Matty.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the fog…and the moisture in the air as well.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' A!

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by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Reply Flail

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by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Via Jeff Sullivan

Good Cop/Bad Cop

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by Natto on May 6, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Votto has a 26:16 BB:K rate.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is pretty good.

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by Natto on May 6, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

We may have to throw in Travis Ishikawa.

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by Natto on May 6, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, they have Yonder Alonso to fill in at first.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered what was up with Garza’s photos. He always threw his head back like that in his TB pictures.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it

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by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the J Pos article:
Then again, there is a day in 1956 — May 8 — when Mays scored from first on a single TWICE.

by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on May 6, 2011 11:41 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So, with all the celebration of Mays' birthday,

I hope to see his godson at the park as part of the event.

by mrs. owlcroft on May 6, 2011 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit. Volquez is throwing 94 MPH fastball and a 79 MPH change up.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on May 6, 2011 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

But what's the Nasty Factor?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGH

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the ideal separation closer to 8mph than to 15mph?

by wcw on May 6, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought arm action was the most important part of the change up.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, the important thing is that it looks like a fastball long enough that it confuses. So arm action is a big part of that. If it is too much slower, it becomes easier to distinguish it from a fastball

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, so I knew that the schedule was away heavy

before tonight’s game at home, the Giants have played 13 more games on the road than at home. Amazingly, this is not the widest this disparity will be this season. At the end of the next road trip, this will have become 14 (May 19). More amazingly, this isn’t the largest this disparity will be this season. After the June 2 game, the Giants will have played 36 road games to only 21 home, a 15 game difference.

They were even in home/away games on April 13. They won’t be again until game 116, August 8

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

On the plus side, at least

We’ll be at home a ton right at the end. Which should be in front of a bunch of sold out crowds.

by GiantPain on May 6, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m wondering what kind of line I can get on the giants winning the division.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you had them at a slightly above 50% winning rate before the season started....

….there are some here who will tell you it’s looking pretty bad right now.

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by breadfan7 on May 6, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what I'm hoping for

possible good value

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

You might be talking about me, being that I’ve pointed out the fact that the Giants slow start has made it less likely that they’ll make the playoffs.

But less likely doesn’t mean unlikely.

by GiantPain on May 6, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

all I care about

is if there is sufficient separation between the perceived reduction in their chances and their actual chances.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

for purposes of wagering, I mean

if that were legal.

I care about their chances even more

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun with end points

actually, it isn’t at the end when it gets made up. 12 of 25 in Sept are home, nearly an even split. July is also even 13-13 home/away.

June and August are home date heavy. Especially August. 19 of 29 at home.

They better have a good August.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

An account of the Alabama tornadoes from a survivor:
http://blog.al.com/wire/2011/05/tuscaloosa_tornado_experience.html

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by Viliphied on May 6, 2011 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This, sadly, isn’t a worst-case account of the tornadoes. There are many more such stories, and it will take a generation to tell and re-tell them.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Harrowing.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a crazy story.

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is, no special effects were needed to achieve that shot.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it! I found that last summer. I read about Mays doing guest spots on TV shows in the 60s in his biography and I went looking for the Bewitched appearance.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elizabeth Montgomery might’ve been my only crush on a yellow-haired woman of the ’60s.

by Every6thDay on May 6, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barbara Eden!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Montgomery is better.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best state capital ever.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the non-white people

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t even.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about odd?

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re not serious. Eden >>>>>>>>>>> Montgomery

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that math makes Montgomery out to be a troll.

by Every6thDay on May 6, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. As stated below, Montgomery is a mom. Cool but not “hot”.

Eden is very hot.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donna Reed show appearance, also.

Is a girl.

by gallo del cielo on May 6, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

No

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by ResDog on May 6, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The entire reason she was attractive was her costume.

And “I Dream of Jeannie” is probably one of the worst sitcoms ever made. Even as a seven year old watching these reruns, I’d at least watch most of a Bewitched but never more than 30 seconds of that terrible show.

by Every6thDay on May 6, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which Dick did you prefer?

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quality of acting never really played a part in my crush
The entire reason she was attractive was her costume.

And you say this like it is a bad thing!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

She always looked like an old lady to me.

Which made her seem slightly creepy in those clothes.

by Every6thDay on May 6, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

She always looked like an old lady to me.

You were 7. I’m sure she did.

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Montgomery looked like a "mom" to me

Not that there is anything wrong with that. And I admit to an increased level of appreciation for that particular attribute now.

But Jeannie dressed in skimpy clothes and said “Yes, master”. SOLD!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MILF v. GILF

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Mary Ann v Ginger? (Ginger)

Betty v. Veronica? (Veronica)

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must just be trolling now.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

VERONICA!!

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah.

I was going to write upthread that Montgomery has a “mom vibe” that I didn’t feel when I had the little boy crush on her (my mom’s a brunette) but totally see now.

Still, Eden has those cat eyes that remind me of plastic surgery.

by Every6thDay on May 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't appreciate how pretty she was

Until I noticed her in a Twighlight Zone with Charles Bronson. Of course, she was smoking as a brunette.

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by ResDog on May 6, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see this posted

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/05/03/SPQ81J9F05.DTL&ao=2

A good article on Mays, then and now. Talks about his life outside of baseball as a youth and as an old man. He loves his iPad for example.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the nerbs: “no USB, no Flash, too expensice, Android FTW…” :~)

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Android FTW!

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friday Morning Optimism

On April 20th, the Giants failed to sweep the Rockies in the final game of a three game series at Coors field, and left Colorado 3 games out of 1st place. The quality of play tailed, and the Giants lost 8 of their next 13 games.

Today, the Rockies come to Colorado, and the Giants have lost a whopping one game in the standings.

There’s still plenty of season left. Fuck the Rockies.

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Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I was waiting for the Series preview thread, but I got impatient. Strike while the iron is hot, and all that.

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Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap. Rec’d

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by free f.p. #14 on May 6, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this what i think it is?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks pretty delicious!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM

GOBBLE GOBBLE

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cake

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by NuschlerFace on May 6, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd never seen it from that angle before!!

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I clicked on that link, it showed Willie Mays in a Mets uniform. Damn you!!

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by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I wonder where that picture came from.

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by Natto on May 6, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness, I imagine the person taking it was in the 2nd story of the center field clubhouse

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by say hey nation on May 6, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s raining recs!

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I remember reading about them adopting Michael in Willie Mays: The Life, The Legend.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just finishing that. I’m going to create a post when I get home regarding the surprising things I found out in that book. And I’m old enough to have followed Our Willie for all but the New York part of his career.

Is a girl.

by gallo del cielo on May 6, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pretty shocked by the chapter on him trying to buy a house. I was probably more surprised than I should have been, but I guess I just expected better.

Also , the degree to which Jackie Robinson made him out to be an Uncle Tom on some level.

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Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m all done with the 42 worship.

And our deed has restrictive covenants in it, still, from an old common interest development from the 40s or 50s.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HEREBY REC THAT POST

just for the very idea of what it will contain. I might have to re-read that book and I only finished a couple months ago.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upon his Hall of Fame induction, Mays was asked who was the best player that he had seen during his career. Mays replied, “I don’t mean to be bashful, but I was.”

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

From Jim Caple's weekly article on espn.com

(sent by a friend who now wants me to get him a ticket for the glove when he visits)

Whatever the Giants are Calling it These Days, San Francisco: There are only two negatives to this gorgeous ballpark. One, the Giants don’t sell tickets to sit in the big glove in left field, and that’s where I most want to sit so I can just lean back and take it all in. Two, it can get cramped walking around the stadium, but I forgive that because of the Giants’ old-school financing plan: They paid for it themselves. And because the Giants did, they were forced onto a small parcel of land.

And just like with Fenway and Wrigley, that small footprint was a beneficial one. It meant the park was pressed snugly up against the water, giving us McCovey Cove, splash hits and kayakers. It meant there are fabulous views of San Francisco Bay from the upper deck. And it meant you practically hop off the Muni and step into the batter’s box. There are also loving tributes to the past — the Willie Mays statue takes a swing in front of 24 palm trees — an exterior walkway that allows free peeks inside and, of course, the great aroma of garlic fries wafting throughout (among other smells).

The only way this ballpark could say “San Francisco” any better is if the players took the field by riding a bell-clanging cable car out of the fog. (Or perhaps a nice marijuana haze.)

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohhh I like this. Especially the last part. I need to make it to a game ASAP!!!

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by KINGofCRA5H on May 6, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arguably the two greatest of all time

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 6, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELFISH!!

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by satyricrash on May 6, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria sighting!

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else find it extremely cool that for the most part Willie Mays hasn’t directly led to our happiness (I.E. never met him, never saw him play) yet somehow has indirectly led to almost all our happiness (relating to the Giants)

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by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We should bring back players fan clubs


1962
After three days of test at Mt. Zion Hospital in San Francisco, Mays was pronounced healthy. The outfielder checked himself in to make sure his fainting spell two months earlier came from exhaustion and nothing more serious. The hospital’s Willie May Fan Club presents him with a cake before he checks out.

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1105/willie.mays.rare.photos/content.13.html#ixzz1LbRPzlJ2

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by Natto on May 6, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sweet cake topper, there.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love the 60s.

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by Natto on May 6, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Here’s a pack of Chesterfields for ya, Willie! Take care!”

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

since I was born at Mt Zion, that kid must be me

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by son of ggf on May 6, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BaseballFix David Nathan RT by robneyer
Say Hey! Harvey Kuenn on seeing #WillieMays make an over-the-shoulder catch: “I didn’t know whether to $#*! or go blind.”

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lol! That was one of my grandmother’s sayings.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Matt Garza is having a really strange statistical year so far. Striking out a ton of people, giving up a ton of hits, just gave up his 1st HR of the season and he doesn’t strand anyone.

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by say hey nation on May 6, 2011 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

has the ivy popped yet?

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by son of ggf on May 6, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Not Willie Mays related, but…

http://royals.kansascity.com/games/203/#ixzz1Lanc2F3z

A KC sportswriter who criticized a Royals player for not taking a HBP decides to see what it feels like to get hit by a major league speed pitch.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That's actually pretty cool.

Rare to see writers back up their talk.

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by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Jenkins be next?

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he seems like a good guy. Why do the Royals get all the good sportswriters?

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on May 6, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. I’ll take the better team with the best announcers.

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by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

although I always wonder how long they can keep all 4 together.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Flem is the only one we’re in danger of losing any time soon.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are well aware how important their broadcasters are and have just done new contracts for K & K and Jon. I didn’t find anything on Flem, but I think he’s in the middle of a contract. The danger of losing Fleming might be if the Nationals woke up and offered VA native Fleming lots of money.

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by Rolfyboy on May 6, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reunited with FP!

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has lived here for awhile though, and being in the Bay Area makes it easier to call Stanford games.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that if we were to lose Flem, it would be to a national broadcast job. Given all the work he has done for the Giants, Stanford football, and western US NCAA basketball, he gets a ton of exposure.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me at all.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict that will happen; with the Nattonals, that is.

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by son of ggf on May 6, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I wouldn't worry about Kruk and Kuip for a long while

And probably not Jon either, but I’d say he’d be more likely to leave before either of them.

Flem is like a superstar prospect right now, who knows where he may end up.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 6, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that Jon lives in the Bay Area (and is from there) makes me think he’ll stick around for the rest of his career.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worry least about Jon, he’s said many times it’s the only job he ever wanted and I think, freed of the gravitational pull of Joe Morgan’s yapper, it probably is his dream job.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly can’t fathom Kruk or Kuip leaving either. I guess shit happens, but they’re both folk heroes here, they obviously love the Giants and they both live relatively close by.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 6, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the only reason I say they’re the most likely to say. They basically have the same reasons as Jon, plus the playing days. No real reason for any of them to leave, besides things out of their control.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 6, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants just locked them up until they are both in their mid-60s. Both appeared to be good with that. Both are getting the kids out of the house and getting to security time.

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by Rolfyboy on May 6, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The greatest artists are always inspired by pain.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on May 6, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t that the truth.

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by Natto on May 6, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How emo was DaVinci?

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. DaVinci was a “mind” guy.

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by Rolfyboy on May 6, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere, George Plimpton is smiling.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic. The reason behind it makes the whole thing even better.

by Every6thDay on May 6, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s not just some Rick Sanchez-gets-tazed type of stunt.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 6, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really cool.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, this brings up one of my biggest baseball pet peeves.

YOU HAVE TO ATTEMPT TO GET OUT OF THE WAY TO BE GIVEN 1B!!!!! Umps are to lenient when it comes to enforcing this rule.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on May 6, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, this.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know the ballplayers enjoyed that.

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by jhiat00 on May 6, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds, me did anybody see the video of David Price hitting a home run in BP yesterday? It made me love him about 10 times more.

"That’s the sort of pitch that Lincecum throws several times a game — the sort of pitch that made Satchel Paige say: 'I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain’t been seen by this generation.' Lincecum threw 10 or 15 generation pitches on Thursday." -Joe Posnanski

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on May 6, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I should perform this stunt for All Things Considered.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should work great for radio

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do all kinds of visual things for public radio. That’s why we put the video online.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

radio killed the video star!

I fear I have been misled.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

I dedicate my 18521st comment to you.

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m up to 65,000 comments. Almost 30,000 comments on MCC alone.

/I need a life.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 6, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keys to the Champagne Room!

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheers!
/chugs beer

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 6, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

PECKING AWAY

Matt Cain’s fingers pressed the keys until he spelled out his message: I LOVE YOU.

by Every6thDay on May 6, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He highlighted every word, just like he had a hundred times before, and clicked “delete.” Maybe one day, but not today. He closed his laptop and turned off the bedside lamp. There was always tomorrow.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

How am I 2000 comments behind you? I need to get with it.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’m only at 17,400. I used to be ahead of most everybody and now I’m getting passed right and left. Good thing I was ahead when I was, because it enabled me to adopt Buster Posey. Right now I’d probably get someone like Brad Eldred. My drop in posts is due to no longer participating in game day threads, due to the fact that my computer is no longer in the same room as my best TV. I was padding my totals with brilliant posts like “Panda!!!”, Timmy!!!" and brilliant stuff like that. You guys are really missing out.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on May 6, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to find others who can provide similar insights.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 6, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do remember that Panda!!! post. NuBees don’t know what they’re missing.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at 30268 comments and I haven’t been able to comment as much as I want. It’s been this way for a long time and it makes me sad.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I remember when I first came up, you were one of the grizzled veterans I admired. Now you’re hanging out with Yeah Joey somewhere in the aether.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

meanwhile, Natto and I

are going to hit 100K by the end of the season.

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by jponry on May 6, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you get a gold watch then?

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by ResDog on May 6, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever see Up In The Air?

100K posters get a silver card with their name engraved on the back.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
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by free f.p. #14 on May 6, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you guys get some kind of on-field ceremony.

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by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably attract the attention of the Yanks or Sawks.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quality, not quantity.

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by Rolfyboy on May 6, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I’m fucked then.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

normally

I would make a snide remark about “quality over quantity”, but you’ve even made that impossible. Damn you and your polite good-natured humor.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

should we still be expecting you at the fuck shit piss humor dinner?

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by Giant Voodoo on May 6, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If George Carlin is coming, yes.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

so far

Carlin is just breathing heavy, but he will come in time.

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by Giant Voodoo on May 6, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sniff*

They grow up so fast.

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by Natto on May 6, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

I’ve been here for 5 years and still only around 13K

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by Azmanz on May 6, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Verducci

Mays fun facts:

Ten players reached base more times than Mays — but only one of them exceeded Mays’ rate of scoring 43.03 percent of the time he reached base: Babe Ruth (43.07).
Mays hit home runs out of all nine spots in the lineup and every inning from one through 16, a record.

Some stuff about Timmy:

Last August, toward the end of the worst month of his baseball life, a pale, wan Tim Lincecum sat across from Giants manager Bruce Bochy and heard an alarm bell. Bochy reminded Lincecum that he needed to pay attention to his nutrition, conditioning and between-starts work. Lincecum promptly tweaked his workouts and began arriving earlier to the ballpark to make certain he had all the time he needed to keep up his strength.

That moment was the beginning of an important discovery for Lincecum that just might make him a better pitcher: He likes packing on some muscle. He continued training harder this offseason and spring, and now pitches at 178 pounds, up from “155 or 160 maybe,” he said.

“You know what? I found out I like putting in the work, I like the gym, I like the way I look and the way I feel,” Lincecum said Thursday after knocking Christy Mathewson from his 95-year stay in the Giants record book for most career 10-strikeout games (29). “And the more I work the more I need to eat.”

Lincecum is a notorious chow hound, or as he put it, “I eat what I like. I eat for taste. I’m not a guy who eats a whole lot of vegetables. I don’t like them. They don’t like me. It’s mutual.”
After this season, the Giants are looking at two more arbitration-eligible seasons for Lincecum, who already is working from a base salary of $14 million. It makes sense for the Giants to follow the industry trend and lock him up to a long-term deal that buys out not just arbitration years but some free-agent years. A more fit, stronger Lincecum, who turns 27 next month, can only make that long-term investment more attractive to the Giants.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/tom_verducci/05/06/lincecum.mays/index.html#ixzz1LaL463u3

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by calbearjd on May 6, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought his base salary was $13. Did it go up due to an escalator clause or two?

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by speckops on May 6, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/consoles the vegetables, who love Timmy as much as everyone else does

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does enjoy flowers though.

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by bgunn on May 6, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they make him farty. Dark leafy greens have sulfurous smell/taste to them. I don’t mind it, but I’ve found that most other people do.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant that I don’t mind the sulfur taste/smell of the veggies themselves, but I don’t enjoy the farty aftermath. Haha.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT’S interesting writing!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on May 6, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread doesn’t stand a chance against this content.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 6, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

guys are farty, regardless. everyone knows that.

WE'RE ALL GIRLS

by son of ggf on May 6, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

According the Freakonomics-guy’s dad (who is a scientist in this field), men have higher volume and frequency but women tend to have the more intense aroma.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

like flowers, I imagine

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by son of ggf on May 6, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/vegetables weep inconsolately

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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday Willie

I see you riding into the clubhouse on your bearded unicorn named SIRM, whispering words to Tejada and Huff, and then leading the charge out of the clubhouse. That is the day our hitting slump broke.

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by Giant Voodoo on May 6, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Willie

that Giant kid is GREAT!!!

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by TimLaser and MattyC on May 6, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy 80th Birthday, Say Hey!

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on May 6, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Willie!

I was born after Mays retired, but I did see him play in an old timer’s game in the late 80’s. He led the Giants comeback win over the Dodgers. Willie led off the last inning with a hit and then scored and was immediately up again (out of order!) and he drove in the winning run with a hit off of Tommy Lasorda. It was awesome. The crowd at the Stick went nuts. He was still a great performer even then.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

80

Happy Birthday, hero of my childhood!

by sasgon on May 6, 2011 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Remembering my first baseball game

It was 7/3/71, and here’s the Retrosheet.

Mays was playing first, Bonds played center, Henderson moved to right, and Bernie Williams got the start in left, therefore being the closest player to my LF reserved seats. The Cardinals started Steve Carlton, and Joe Torre was playing 3B. The only visual memory I have of Willie from that game was him leaping to catch a high throw at first. But the box score shows a hit, two walks, an SB, and two runs scored.

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