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But he hit that home run that one time!
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
HI GUYS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I'm gettong music from this game thread...
MCC plus finally paying off
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
The motion passes.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I would like a quick inning.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I wish one of the Brandons was hitting 2nd.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
10th
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Emmanuel Burriss ruined everyone's fun.
Speedy rookies can only hit 6th or lower.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
lineup construction isn’t too important… unless you’ve got good hitters surrounding black holes
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on May 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
god, Whiteside sucks so much. He’s got that ‘slow motion’ Rowand thing going on after strikeouts too.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Yah, but he is what we paid for
Rownads, on the other hand…. not so much
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
The guy is a backup catcher who before this was playing once every two weeks. Give him a break.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
But!
Dude catches No-Hitters!
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
WE NEED MORE BRANDON PROSPECTS
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
STFD LANCE!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Your pee-related username is odd.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
True story.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I make jokes about it all the time.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I must have never noticed.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
You’ve been busy lately.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
This is true. I’ll be busy next week, too. In Mexico.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Good! They just pass through me.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
It’s not like it takes a whiz to come up with them, though.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Listen good mister, you’re in trouble.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
All kidneys aside, it’s important to stay hydrated.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
ESPN acknowledging Mike Murphy's awesomeness
urge to kill depleting
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
It sometimes helps that Berman is a Giants fan. Not often, but sometimes.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
OT: Could Clint Hurdle be red by drinking too much tomato juice?
is that a real thing?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT BERKMAN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA
M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
Berman: “They have 7 walk off wins this year. Most of them at home.”
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
Well
7 is most of 7 after all
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
“You know what? Fuck it. We won’t play the bottom of the 13th. You guys win.”
by fishmicmuffin on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Today is Flem's birthday!?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
HI FOLKS, DAVE FLEMMING HERE TO TELL YOU ALL..ABOUT…BIRTHDAYS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Birthdays are great. You can get presents, you can see your friends, you can even go out for a nice dinner!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Today is Chris Haft's birthday!?
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Damn.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
LOLBerman
“The Giants have 7 walkoff wins this season….most of them at home”
by in play, run(s) on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
I hear his daughter has a relaxed moral attitude
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
correct
but keep it hush hush, some people cant handle it.
REC
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not green?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WE JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
or just needs assistance using the lavatory
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
turn ons
coitus with multiple gentlemen in the washroom
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
watch this til the end
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=15267009
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Is this video of his daughter?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
stop.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I do love a good COPD joke!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I was hoping for capn's acknowledgment but I guess this works
By the by, where’d you match?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
In Chicago, but I’d rather not say which program.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I get enough crazies at work as it is.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I’m really not looking forward to July. It’s gonna be rough.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
It will but it will not last long and then you will forget about it and kind of wish you could do it again…
I don’t get to do anesthesia until next June, so I’m really looking forward to that. This whole internal medicine thing is not for me.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
What do you practice? I feel like I missed something.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Ahh
Wish there was a short-track option. I mean, I understand why the prelim year is required. Surgeons don’t want to think about medical stuff. Still, I really hate rounds.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I could have. Let’s just say that my med school really soured me on the surgical intern year. My program is categorical, which is great because I don’t have to move twice or switch programs next summer.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
like I said, it will all be worth it in the end and at least you have the new rules. I won’t tell you about my internship…
Haha
Yeah, I’m thankful for the new rules. No overnight call me for me until September next year.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Seriously. Especially in gas. Labor epidurals in the middle of the night.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Congrats
Spent my college years on the South Side. Such a great city.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
It’s been pretty great so far and I’ve only been here a week or so.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Ah so, orientations and sexual harassment seminars?
If you get the chance, stop by the Chicago Diner. I have dreams about their Veggie Rueben.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Haha
No orientation yet. I don’t start until the 20th. And will do. The Chicago Diner. I’ve got nothing planned for tomorrow.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
At least your not a IMG / FMG
A couple of my internationally schooled, American / Canadian born friends had to do three weeks of learning “American Culture” before they started their internships.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Haha
That’s rough. We only have three days of orientation.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
So the Chicago Diner is apparently about two blocks from where I live. Crazy. Definitely going for lunch tomorrow.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Ooh, damn nice location to live in!
Also, great 3AM dining options (Pick Me Up / Clarkes), comic shops, and bars. However, college me’s taste wasn’t exactly cultured…
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I would explain
But I’m too terrified that one guy might make another comment about Hurdle’s daughter.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Gosh I love Brandon Crawford.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Crawford looks so damn smooth at SS
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA
M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
Can someone explain to Bud...
…that lime is a “squeeze” and lemon is a “twist”
Don’t talk to Bud Selig. His giant glasses will light you on fire.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
this game is on ESPN?
I’m watching MLB.tv CSN feed
the ESPN announcers are even making Marty Lurie grumpy
baseballmarty @knbrmurph Rick Sutcliffe said on ESPN Burrell doesn’t play many games in left field..nice research Rick..one of the worst announcers on tv
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Maybe he meant...
Burrell SHOULDN’T play games in left field
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
jeez. How are they allowed to just make shit up.
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
that's why i had to change back to k and k
boomer is whatever
Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
ugh
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
FFFFFF
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Crap
At least Miggy didn’t throw that ball.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
i am
and probably
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I am
But have radio on
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We don’t even have Barry Zito as a backup plan.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
To hell with all Molinas.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Fat Molina > Eli
Maybe…
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
be ok, Vogelsong
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA
M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
I liked that AB
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
I am legitimately pissed
that they charged that run to Vogelsong.
After Further Review.........
The Bears Still Suck
WOOH!
Way to bounce back, Vogie.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
It was OK
Not hysterically funny, but amusing.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
It reminded me of how the Austin Powers series reused the same gags over and over...
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It had a couple moments. I can’t really say Bangkok without giggling inappropriately now. But probably not worth the price of admission.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Worth $9 matinee price
Not worth $12 regular price ticket
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Meh...
overrated. It was the same movie as the first, except not as funny. In all seriousness, “Bridesmaids” was funnier.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to see Bridesmaids.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
That’s what we tried to see. But it was sold old.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh you.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It was one of the funnier movies which I had seen in awhile.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya...I enjoyed that speech in the first movie.
I think that they made Alan too dumb in this film. He’s just become creepy and stupid.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
How could that be??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
As is right and proper for a sequel.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Crawford to Burrell on the pop up
“No really, I got this one”
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
that's what Clint Hurdle's daughter thought too
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I get a pitch count from someone watching with Gameday?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
109
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What is the 109 thing?
After Further Review.........
The Bears Still Suck
by smackwaterjack on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL N00B
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Three years ago Zito came out of a game. Someone asked for his pitch count. About a dozen people responded “109”.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
79 for Vogelsong, 76 for Carpenter.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
ONE HUNDRED AND NINE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sincerely,
America
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
THAM'S FIGHTIN' WARDS
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
remember
when we thought this offense would be better this year, i miss those dayz
Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
You're welcome
Love, Andres.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ANDRES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
What's with all the Clint Hurdle talk!?
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Seriously?
You’re about the 23082309203923rd person to ask.
Sorry!
I got here late!
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Don’t let it happen again.
/puts letter in permanent file . . . >
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
Scroll up
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
link is above
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Bunt, Miggy
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Schulman and Chris Haft having an affair?
hankschulman Man, you work with a guy, dine eat with a guy, sleep with a guy and he doesn’t say it’s his birthday? Happy birthday, @sfgiantsbeat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Another leadoff baserunner to add to the list!
/anti-jinx
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
fail
Lead-off base-runner to add to the stranded list
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
ANDRES VROOM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
WHEW
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Rally Pooch!

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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
Nope
My corgi, we call him the rally pooch. Edward Van Halen.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice hit and run, Miggy
You fuckstick
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Wow...
I don’t think he was safe.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
Yeah...
I agree upon seeing the replay.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrible tag.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, Tejada is hackin’.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Doesn't explain the next two times he swung at the same pitch.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
LOLSCHUMAKER
That was a terrible tag and a great call by the ump. Most umps would never make that call.
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Why the fuck doesn't Miggy bunt?
Asshole.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
He gonna come outta the slump!
or not
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
MVPs don’t bunt.
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Or maybe he did
Didnt Miggy shrug off Bork before?
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ground out to 2b you idiot
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That would require putting it in play.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Idiot.
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GOD, I FUCKING HATE TEJADA
And he’s amazed he sucks so bad
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
You suck Miguel, stand there acting like a fuckstick.
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
You, sir, are bad at hitting.
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That pitch was naaaaasty
too bad Tejada already had two strikes from swinging at junk
by Viva Jon Miller on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
I fucking HATE
hoe Tejada jaws with umps after HE HAS A SWING AND MISS K!!!!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
how
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DO YOU JUST FUCKING STAND THERE YOU ASSHOLE
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WHAT ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT????
YOU SWUNG AND MISSED, GO WALK BACK TO THE DUGOUT LIKE THE BUM YOU ARE
I LOATHE WHEN HE DOES THAT!!!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Tejada is absolutely awful
and his stomps back to the dugout are reminiscent of the last years of Rich Aurilia
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Great job, Tejada
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Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
LOLBY!
YAY FREDDY!
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MR F!!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY MOLEY!!
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MOLE!
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MOLE!
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MOLE!
The rally pooch comes through!
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
uhm
yes
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by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have no idea what the fuck is going on in this photo.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I was crying.
Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr F!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
The children teach me.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
THANK GOD FOR MOLE!!!!!
If he’d beat Tejada with his bat, he’d totally be my hero
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
What the hell is that Rasmus
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he meant to do that
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, his UZR is downright bipolar
2009: 14
2010: -9.4
2011: 7.4
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FTFY
Wow, his UZR is downright bipolar
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddyyyyyyyy!
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.
100 is a nice round number, Pat.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
PAs since his last home run.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
In play, run(s)!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
What’s up?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Where may I purchase this witchcraft?
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT A HOME RUN, JERK
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W36E74U656VTOIG
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Maybe Buster will get so bored at home
he’ll start posting here
he already has
he’s BustyPoser
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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
that's the problem
I wouldn’t believe it was him even if he did
PtK
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
Oh Pat.
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Good eye, Burrell
Nice game so far.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I thought he was a carpenter! What is this painting?
by Every6thDay on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Tejada isn't even worth any anger anymore.
There is no way that the’ll keep him as anything more than a backup. If DeRosa’s wrist hadn’t spontaneously combusted he’d be DFA.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
Yeah I’m getting pretty tired of Burrell.
Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
I like the team name "Giants" because
“It’s a 2-1 Giant lead”
“He put that Giant uniform on”
It makes everything the Giants do bigger and better!
MOLE! MOLE! MOLE! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME? HOW DO YOU LIKE ME?
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
he's been crazy good
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I feel bad, but I’m kind of over Pat Burrell.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He is over us as well I think.
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s looked bad since about middle of September.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs to just be used as a PH at this point
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He does this all the time, though. As someone who has owned him a lot in pokemonz, the dude just shuts down for weeks at a time.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
This game is exactly the reason that Philadelphia was so mean to him.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Isn’t this about the time Tampa Bay gave up on him last year? This is all the PTB supporters have to hold onto now. Myself included.
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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
/eyeballs this line
/shuffles feet
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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Both of our rookies I think.
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
How is Vogelsong’s run earned? Pat’s awful fielding resulted in that run.
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Home field advantage
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess you can’t assume a successful play at the plate.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
This is what Baggs relayed.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Run probably would’ve scored anyway. At best that’s a close play at the plate.
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You can’t assume a player scoring from second on a single either.
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Scoring is much more an art than a science.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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With two outs, you generally can.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Odds are that run scores if pat fields it cleanly
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?
Can’t assume out at home.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
GiantPain better come defend Burrell.
Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
Why do the rookies have better ABs than the vets?
So frustrating.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
Belt should hit second.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
CHEATER
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BBelt!
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Oh look a great AB from Belt
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Strike zone a little off?
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BBrandon
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M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
BBelt
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Man I wish this dumb team would bat Belt 2nd
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Torres, Crawford, Sanchez, Belt, Vacuous hole of suck 5-9?
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well Crawford is batting 7.
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That was my proposed lineup. haha
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GRRRRR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
FFS Cody
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65ECEU5CRUV7JYBHGHG
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VIN?
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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
2-0 pitch
Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Can we please stop stranding two runners on every damn inning please?
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
bad Cody
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M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Yes Cody
Don’t take that pitch.
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AND IT WAS GOING SO WELL!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
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Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
comon cody
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Our corner outfielders need to get it the fuck together.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Oddly, so do our corner infielders
If you consider them to be Tejada and Huff
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
so many baserunners
so many pitches
so few runs
by Viva Jon Miller on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
Giants baseball
but usually without the first two.
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no offense to yadier molina right there
but that was terrible fundamentals on that popup
Should have tossed the mask far away, not right in front of you where you could trip on it
Shhhhh, don't tell him that.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
in for the Yay Freddy!!
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lulz
http://literallyunbelievable.org/
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HA HA
/BOOKMARKED
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It just makes me sad after a while.
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GIANT BIN LADEN
Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
boo Ross!! boo Pat!!
hissssss
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I want Brandon Phillips
Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
a team full of Brandons
they have that newborn smell
CARP OUT!
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Seems like a waste to bat Holliday here.
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LaRussa is prolly drunk in the dugout
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I was going to call jinx on you, but daaaaaaamn, Vogelsong.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Even if Holliday hits a homer it would be waste.
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Not making outs is never a waste.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Waste because he could have been used in a more high leveraged/men on base situation.
Worst comes to worse, he’ll just bat leadoff in a later inning and allow Larussa to keep him on the bench as a threat to influence Bochy’s decision making.
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I was surprised they put Holliday there, but with Vogelsong at a high pitch count and the top of the order coming up, I could think of worse things for them to do.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
He was at mid-80s in the pitch count before the inning started.. Not really a high pitch count.
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A bran muffin will help with that.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Starting lineup
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STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
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STFD Holliday
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STFD!
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How soon can we get Zito back!?!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
STFD HoLOLiday
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
/applause
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a believer of Ryan fever
Ryan Vogelsong 2011 NL All-Star
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
The only prescription is more Voglesong.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
UGH, THIS GUY AGAIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Shit. That was roped.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Dumb lookin’ ’burns
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
Hinshaw.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
JINX
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jon Jay
good hitter…not as good as a SC Justice
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Go Mavs
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Boo
Go Heatles!
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2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I'm rooting for the Mavs
Nowitzki has something to prove this season, and that is to win the championship and end all those insults thrown at the team for choking in the playoffs.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
GO BACK OUT AGAIN!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I miss Reggie Smith at 1B and his vicious swipe tags
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Gold Glove caliber center-fielder.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Doesn't hit enough dingers to be a GGer!
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
This is true.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
SurfingTheMets Andy Martino
Also heard on Reyes today what we’ve assumed: Mets haven’t ruled out signing him—but not if the market climbs into $130-40 mil range.
LOL
Hey,
I know I pretty much said I wanted to kill your family, but if I give you $100 million instead, wouldn’t you still want to play here? I wasn’t even THAT serious…..seriously.
Love,
Fred Wilpon
$100M will engender a lot of good will.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hyperbole from Sutcliffe
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Impossible!!!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a strike.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Those claps were oddly loud.
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
Globetrotters
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
The Generals will finally win.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Is that like the World Series?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The whole “The Finals” thing pisses me off. It’s the same week as the championship series in another sport! I remember one ad and they just kept talking about “The Finals”. I had no idea what sport they were talking about.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
It’s such a dumb name, too. Brings to mind these God-forsaken tests that I’m cramming for right now.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Just nothing original or specific about it.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Heat in 5
Like every other series they’ve been in
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?
Nah.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I care more about the NCAA Women’s World Series.
But I do hope LeBron will DIAF
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Canucks in 5 or 6
Bruins just don’t match up with them. Plus their special teams (especially their power play) are vastly inferior.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Still don’t know who I’m rooting for, though. Hate the Canucks for being a team full of divers/their obnoxious Philly-like fans, but I don’t want to see Jumbo’s ex-team winning a Cup before he does.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
CANUCKS!!!!
Fulfilling my end of rooting for them for the year after my friend rooted for the Giants last year.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I know, that series broke my heart
But I absolutely love their style of play, and feel really bad that Canada is nearing 20 years without a Cup
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
But I absolutely love their style of play
You mean diving?
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Shift-A
Throw strikes Ryan!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
I know it's been said before but...
this strike zone sucks.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
For everyone's edification:
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
MOLEFENSE!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
HIP HIP HURRAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHEW!
Attaballs rule!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I always thought
it was atomballs?
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I’m imagining Pee Wee Herman yelling ‘ATTABALLS’ as he is dragged away by the cops.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, Puma
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mole!
Nice pick!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I'll take it
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Whew!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
Vogelsong!!!!!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
What’s up with the rollercoaster at Busch Stadium?
/hit
LOCAL GIRLS: “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
Fun fact
Robison Field had an actual roller coaster.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Robison Field was, of course, where the Cardinals played before they moved to Sportsman’s Park.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
/stupid Mrs. Robison joke
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Brooklyn Cyclones ARE roller coasters.
(Well, they’re named after one, anyway.)
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Vogelsong!
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
MOLE! MOLE! MOLE! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME? HOW DO YOU LIKE ME?
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
I swear to God if Zito gets the 5th spot back, someone will die
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Sharpen your pitchforks!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Fastball is regaining velocity!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be surprised if he gets 2 starts
I’d be surprised if he gets 3 if his first 2 weren’t great
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?
I don't mind if he gets it
when the Giants trade Sanchez for Reyes
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Great Vogel-ey Mogel-ey
I LOVE THIS MAN.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
He kind of struggled today
But damn it, pretty effective for a 5th starter against a good offense.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
Definitely. We are blessed to have a 5th starter that has regularly been pitching this well.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Unless he bats. But… he’s a better hitter than half of the Giants’ bench anyway…
by fishmicmuffin on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home. I'm guessing that my wish for the giant Pterodactyl taking Tejada away is still unfulfilled.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
Dude hits doubles!
And strikes out with people on base haha
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Christmas pterodactyl

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Guessing Vogie is gonna be lifted for a pinch hitter no?
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
PH for Vogelsong?
92 pitches 5-7 hitters
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2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
we should throw ashkon off the lefty odoul
into mccovey cove
Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
By the way
Robert Stephenson threw a bullpen session at AT&T today. I don’t want to post anything that could affect his status in any way, but I figured this was no big deal.
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
HE CAME FROM TREASURE ISLAND, AMIRITE?
by Grant Brisbee on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I’m sure he passed through it on the way.
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/crosses fingers
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
But ... Wong!
I’m not convinced by any of this board hearsay after you guys got my irrationally excited for Jedd Gyorko
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
BRANDONS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Stay hot, dude
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
HAVE MERCY!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
If you told me on Sunday...
that we’d win Monday and be up 2-1 in the 6th on Tuesday, I’d be thrilled
Brandon Crawford is a special, shiny thing.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Bradon Crawford
Your San Francisco Giant
by Viva Jon Miller on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
He’s Bowkerishish.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
HELL YEAH BRANDON-DOS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Give us more of these!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This no-hit, all-field SS is pretty good
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
CRAWFORD!!!
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA
M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
THIS KID CAN HIT!?!!!!!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
What a time to get hot Crawford.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
Dude. Crawford.
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
I'm sick of these kids clogging up the bases with hits.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
Giants clearly need
a BA, BD, BE, BF, BG, BH, and BI
Already have BB and BC
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I bet they have BO, too.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I am really liking this kid. SSS aside.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
I love when comments turn up green.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
lol
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
But does it come with wolf urine?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, sideburns
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
It is not a good look.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Seems stoopid to spend your time shaving your head, only to stop above the ears.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I agree. And it’s a lot of work keeping the shaved head going.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
baaaad look
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
So, upside is basically Alex Rodriguez, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
A bit more power.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is the Grizzlies SS tonight?
Gonzalez? Never heard of him.
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
Ooooh ok. Forgot we signed him.
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Older bro of Adrian
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Dude almost broke up Sanchez's no-hitter.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
he hit the ball that Aaron Rowand caught in the Sanchez No hitter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Alright, I'm in. I'll go off the deep end.
Start Brandon Crawford for the rest of the year.
Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.
Keep hitting Stamos
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
rec'd
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Dreamy
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Creamy
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
i think i will probably write a letter to that pitcher
and tell him what a terrible idea those sideburns are
If Tejada starts at SS over Crawford when Pablo comes back, someone will die
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Tejada, perhaps?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
All the Bruce Bochy posters in my room will come down!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fat Heads, right?
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I will
because i would impale myself on an iron fence.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in
and I hear Marty Lurie can recommend a good bail bondsmen, should the need arise.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKSIDE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I think his K% is about 40 now. Ugh.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
Eli dropped a major F-Bomb.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
Was that Eli...
with the “SHIT FUCK!!!!”?!?!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
i heard the giant f bomb a thousand miles away
aww, modern times
Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
We’re living in the future.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fail Whiteside
Fail
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
LET VOGELSONG HIT!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL HUFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Is Jason Motte trying to be as ugly as possibly? Christ on a crepe.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I said the same thing yesterday. He may DEFINE ugly.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Belt and Huff will start over Pat.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Huff!!!
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
POOR AUBREY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Aww poopsticks.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Huff sucks
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Lance seems like your type
Is he?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
YOUR FACE IS TOO BIG!
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
small face
/takes notes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
My face is perfectly proportioned to my magnificent body.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey! You were bemoaning my contribution to society three minutes ago!
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
And he’s Brandon!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Big Face Hollingsworth not so much I presume?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
oh Aubrey :(
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ROSIN BAGS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I don’t think I have ever seen a ball hit like that.
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Such Failure -__-
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Who has more pathetic ABs...
Huff v. Tejada
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
Tejada and it's not close
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
at least it's over quickly though
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Trick question!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
STL should walk Andres
to pitch to Migger
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Careful with that nickname.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
i don't think this nickname is a particularly good idea
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Migga please.
Yeah, we should probably scratch it before it spreads.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to throw the yellow flag on that nickname.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Red card! And he’s been sent off the pitch!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Andres, single forthcoming
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Crawford now hitting .364/.500/.727
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Sustainable!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry Bonds, but at SS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
very nice to see.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Damn it Kuip
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ffffffffff
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Leadoff double?
Don’t worry, we’ll strand you.
Oh Fuck Affeldt?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
‘Oh Fuck’ is his nickname.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen
Your San Francisco Giants
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Colorado had 14 hits, 1 run yesterday.
by BoldlyGoingNowhere on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeremy, Don't make a fool of yourself. Thanks
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve never seen a leadoff double stranded before
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
You should watch more Giants games.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty the Giants could strand a leadoff triple…maybe even a lead off homer.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec’d for truthiness
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This basketball game is sloppy
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Affeldt coming in = lead about to disappear!
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
What happened with Huff AB?
Gameday says line out.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
sort of broken bat blooping liner that Berkman caught
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
FTFY
bort bof broken bat blooping bliner bat Berkman baught
by Viva Jon Miller on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
broken bat bloop
caught by FATberkman
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LARGE FACE!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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Emilio Grande-facio
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Broken thumbs
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
AFFELDT!?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
oh lord no
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
6th inning
At least it’s not the 8th…
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS AFFLEDT?
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
Over/under on runs in this half inning
1.5
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Say what you wish . . .
. . . that Motte is one handsome man.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
Commencing countdown to launch.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
My wife just looked at the TV
and yelled ’AHHHHHHRRRRGGG JEREMY AFFELDT"
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
.326 OBA for RHB
So, let’s bring him in
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
CRAWFORD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL Cliff Lee
6 ER, 3 BBs, 4 Ks, in 5 1/3 innings
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
PHOUR ACES
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I love that Crawfense.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
or at least make sure your auto insurance covers property damage
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
This translates to ‘do more home plate collisions’ for the opposition.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
DEFENSE!!! AT SHORT!!!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
BRANDON-2
SMOOTH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
kroon day is upon us
unless affeldt were to have an unfortunate incident with a stair well today, kroon’s decision looms tomorrow.
by Brannigan's Law on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Cardinals helping us out
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
BRANDON-1
SMOOTH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Two pitches, two outs
Who are we playing, the Giants?
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
I’d watch a show called Vogelsong Tonight. I don’t care what the format is.
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
quick inning means
he’ll be fresh enough to fuck up the next one
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL Jon yelling off mic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
What did he yell?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
something like
“HEY BABE YOU’RE DOING A GREAT JOB!”
and then
“IT’S DAVE’S BIRTHDAY, YOU KNOW!”
I think they were yelling at one of the producers or something.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I love Jon. I hope he does more of this off-mic yelling as he gets older.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
lol shiites
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
how can sabochy let crawford play everyday
when the mccoven love him so much, lol
Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
Seriously.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF NOT A BALL!!!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
This time
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick inning. Very nice.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Shocking half inning was shocking.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
YAY JAFFELDT + BRANSONS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL BRANSONS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FREE BALLOON TRIPS AROUND THE WORLD FOR EVERYONE!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Quick inning. Nice
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
i used to have such a huge crush on him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
were the Giants hitting?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Wow…did that drop Affeldt’s ERA about 3 runs?
So now Burrell can quickly strike out sooner…
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Another effective start for Vogelsong
Another…well not nail in Zito’s coffin, but I think the coffin ordered has been placed and we are awaiting delivery. The nails and hammer are en route, too.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt for Cy Young
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy will now leave Affeldt in for the 7th
like a man who stays at the casino after winning the jackpot
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Stealing from natto

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
From this photo it appears to me that Jeremy should lay off the chilie and beans.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If that were Romo, Boch would pull him next inning.
So I think Affeldt goes for one more.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
Bork: "Jeremy was throwing well, so I left him in"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
CAN VOGELSONG BE AN HONORARY BRANDON?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
shift-A
Watching the game at home with my parents. I’m not sure they get McMemes.
by Lies and Perfidy on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
AFFELDT!
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
Whoa.
Huge Affeldt.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
But only after they were married.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
use height=250 at the end of the tag
“”http://king.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451f9ca69e2011570539e54970c-500wi" height=250/>"
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
SUBJECT LINE JESUS CHRIST
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
A lot of SL fail today.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Totally. so many sliders fail.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I just didn't notice the pixel size when I GIS'd it.
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I wasn't mad at you or anything
Just thought I’d show the general masses how to do it, a lot of new posters lately :)
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Now you know!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I'm watching on Gameday
Is the Ump as blatantly horrible as gameday is making it look? According to mlb, he’s calling plenty of balls on should-be strikes.
"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson
Yhup.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
brooks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
So, not terrible overall, and more or less consistent, but a few horrible calls.
"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson
You’ve described like 90% of all umpires.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
The other 10% are Phil Cuzzi.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
LOL
"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson
I don’t know if I’d say 90% these days.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
10%, then. I’m right within an order of magnitude!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Surprisingly on Pitch F/X
He is really good.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
#VOGELSTRONG
"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson
Way to go, Oh Fuck!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
Sloppy basketball game so far
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Now if Tejada draws a walk it will truly be a bizzare game
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
That's Motte going to happen.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ANOTHER CAR ON THE TOP DECK!!!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
apparently there are special parking passes for top deck parking.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how goofy Jon is
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Pillow talk between Jon and Dave is odd
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
jealous that Kruk and Kuip get all the "married couple" jokes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
But the age difference!
What will people think?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
YOU CAN'T STOP THEIR LOVE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
IT'S JUST A NUMBER
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That was about two hours ago for me. STEAK!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
I’ve lost 30 pounds in the last five months by focusing on protein and eliminating veggies at breakfast and dinner. Also, my cholesterol is now awesome!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
/not sure if serious
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Shoot
Meant to say “eliminating carbs”. I’m eating way more veggies than I used to.
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Oh, ok. That makes way more sense.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I don’t know how people can do this. I love me carbs. I would never be able to give them up.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
It’s really hard at first. I still have carbs at lunch because I need a big lunch to get through the day. Dinner’s pretty easy for me, though, because I’m always cooking for one so it’s one less dish to prepare.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Heh. When I’m feeling really lazy, I’ll just buy a baguette and eat it with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Even easier!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I miss those dinners. I’d get a baugette, some goat cheese, and a cucumber. Great dinner. Maybe I’ll do that for lunch this weekend.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Too many carbs. My adipocytes love carbs.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Why eliminate veggies at dinner?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I suspect it’s to limit carbs.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m leaving for a concert in a little bit. i guess I will pick up some kind of thing on the way.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
What show?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
the antlers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Very nice. Enjoy!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.
Dinner’s not four four to five hours.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I had leftover roast rabbit in lemon, butter and caper sauce with mashed cauliflower and peas on the side.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to make spaghetti in 15 minutes
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Follow Pablo
He’ll blow your freakin’ mind.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Not anymore!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Whatayamean, not anymore??
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Stroked
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
Whoa...
great AB Miggy!!! DRUG TEST HIM!!!!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
Again with the pulling up?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
by Viva Jon Miller on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
TEHAHA
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
Nice hustle you jackwagon
You really smoked the shit out of that one.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
Oh sure,
now he bunts (unintentionally)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Looked like he wasn’t even trying to beat that throw.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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We really should have signed renteria
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by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Steven Revetria would have.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Same
.588 OPS in 106 PAs
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Still better than Tehaha
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
DEAR MIGUEL TEJADA,
C/O SF GIANTS
24 WILLY MAYS PLAZA
PLAYERS CLUBHOUSE
SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94114
YOU STINK!!
CORDIALLY,
SATYRICRASH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’ll pay for the postage.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
tangent
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I spelled WIllie Mays wrong.
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LOLU
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
After Affeldt's performance I was starting to wonder...
But now that Tehaha has sent a meek dribbler back to the pitcher I know all is right with the world.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t dive into first!
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Nice play
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Dumb Freddy
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Tip the cap.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
Ouch
Mole’d
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by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
fuck you Schumacher
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by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Burrell may crank one
He might just run into 95mph
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Dave talking about TTO
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Tejada OPS watch please!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
.523 as of right now.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks!
I’m popping popcorn right now, waiting for the inevitable drop below .500
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
CHEATER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Should have done this last game. Giants had 6 (!!!) walks
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Put in Nate!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Wow, Motte got fucking robbed that AB.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
its mostly because the catcher was setting up inside, so it made the pitches look worse than they really were.
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That's good info
cuz man, they were right down the middle.
"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson
Because it is their life!
And because it is their hear!
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by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
According to Gameday, those first two pitches to Pat were DEFINITELY strikes. Oh man.
"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson
TONY AIN'T PUTTIN UP WITH THAT CRAP
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Wait
Were those middle two pitches really right down the middle but called balls?
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
It looked like it.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Motte going to happen.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
/strikeout
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T HURT BRANDONS
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by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
God dammit
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
GAH!
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
by Croix de Candy Maldonado on May 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
Ok seriously
This isnt cool anymore
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he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
Don't leave me here . . . please . . . .
Aaaaaaah – _ "|’
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by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Hackin'
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
CODY!!!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

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