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You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

NEED MO RUNS

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the new Brandons.

Too bad they are hitting in front of Eli.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Brandon Medders is tagged.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

But he hit that home run that one time!

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Brandon Medders is tagged.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

sixth

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HI GUYS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Brandon Medders is tagged.

by Hyoton on May 31, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gettong music from this game thread...

MCC plus finally paying off

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

A quick inning by Vogelsong would be great.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The motion passes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAINO WUZ ROBBED

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like a quick inning.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish one of the Brandons was hitting 2nd.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

But then where would Tejada hit?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

10th

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the end of the road

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps tomorrow.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emmanuel Burriss ruined everyone's fun.

Speedy rookies can only hit 6th or lower.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lineup construction isn’t too important… unless you’ve got good hitters surrounding black holes

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada will hit 2nd the rest of the year and you’ll like it!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

god, Whiteside sucks so much. He’s got that ‘slow motion’ Rowand thing going on after strikeouts too.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yah, but he is what we paid for

Rownads, on the other hand…. not so much

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He barely missed two XBH, and has barely played this year. Give him a little time.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy is a backup catcher who before this was playing once every two weeks. Give him a break.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But!

Dude catches No-Hitters!

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Brandons

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WE NEED MORE BRANDON PROSPECTS

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LANCE!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Your Gameday-related username is awesome!

"It squeaks when you bang it."

by urea on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your pee-related username is odd.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially after she eats asparagus

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or beets!

"It squeaks when you bang it."

by urea on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make jokes about it all the time.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have never noticed.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve been busy lately.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true. I’ll be busy next week, too. In Mexico.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate all of your pee puns.

"It squeaks when you bang it."

by urea on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good! They just pass through me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just keep dripping out

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like it takes a whiz to come up with them, though.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen good mister, you’re in trouble.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

All kidneys aside, it’s important to stay hydrated.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mister? I hardly know her!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m pissed i can’t think of more!

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

vogelstrong bitches!

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN acknowledging Mike Murphy's awesomeness

urge to kill depleting

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It sometimes helps that Berman is a Giants fan. Not often, but sometimes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Could Clint Hurdle be red by drinking too much tomato juice?

is that a real thing?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"It squeaks when you bang it."

by urea on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BERKMAN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA

M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Berman: “They have 7 walk off wins this year. Most of them at home.”

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

7 is most of 7 after all

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I was about to post that.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love those road walk offs!

by fishmicmuffin on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You know what? Fuck it. We won’t play the bottom of the 13th. You guys win.”

by fishmicmuffin on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"It squeaks when you bang it."

by urea on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today is Flem's birthday!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently dave roberts too

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI FOLKS, DAVE FLEMMING HERE TO TELL YOU ALL..ABOUT…BIRTHDAYS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Birthdays are great. You can get presents, you can see your friends, you can even go out for a nice dinner!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can have it all, with birthdays.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today is Chris Haft's birthday!?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBerman

“The Giants have 7 walkoff wins this season….most of them at home”

by in play, run(s) on May 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Allen Craig kills us.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Two first names

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got here, what’s with the clint hurdle references?

by mlb22 on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

PURPLE FACE

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear his daughter has a relaxed moral attitude

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct

but keep it hush hush, some people cant handle it.

by BustyPoser on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not green?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Jack Nicholson

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

or just needs assistance using the lavatory

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

turn ons

coitus with multiple gentlemen in the washroom

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that explains it. thanks

by mlb22 on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch this til the end

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=15267009

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this video of his daughter?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I lol’d.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely a blue bloater

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do love a good COPD joke!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for capn's acknowledgment but I guess this works

By the by, where’d you match?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Chicago, but I’d rather not say which program.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

they tend to monitor these boards closely….

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get enough crazies at work as it is.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss residency!

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really not looking forward to July. It’s gonna be rough.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will but it will not last long and then you will forget about it and kind of wish you could do it again…

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get to do anesthesia until next June, so I’m really looking forward to that. This whole internal medicine thing is not for me.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither and i did it- thankfully there was an option to short-track.

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you practice? I feel like I missed something.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh

Wish there was a short-track option. I mean, I understand why the prelim year is required. Surgeons don’t want to think about medical stuff. Still, I really hate rounds.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could have done a surgical prelim year, no?

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could have. Let’s just say that my med school really soured me on the surgical intern year. My program is categorical, which is great because I don’t have to move twice or switch programs next summer.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

like I said, it will all be worth it in the end and at least you have the new rules. I won’t tell you about my internship…

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Yeah, I’m thankful for the new rules. No overnight call me for me until September next year.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

but all the funny stuff happens in the middle of the night….

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Especially in gas. Labor epidurals in the middle of the night.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats

Spent my college years on the South Side. Such a great city.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been pretty great so far and I’ve only been here a week or so.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah so, orientations and sexual harassment seminars?

If you get the chance, stop by the Chicago Diner. I have dreams about their Veggie Rueben.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

No orientation yet. I don’t start until the 20th. And will do. The Chicago Diner. I’ve got nothing planned for tomorrow.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least your not a IMG / FMG

A couple of my internationally schooled, American / Canadian born friends had to do three weeks of learning “American Culture” before they started their internships.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

That’s rough. We only have three days of orientation.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the Chicago Diner is apparently about two blocks from where I live. Crazy. Definitely going for lunch tomorrow.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, damn nice location to live in!

Also, great 3AM dining options (Pick Me Up / Clarkes), comic shops, and bars. However, college me’s taste wasn’t exactly cultured…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit! I missed it. You have to forgive me now that I am old!

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WERE A HAPPY FAMILY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like a Teletubby.

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would explain

But I’m too terrified that one guy might make another comment about Hurdle’s daughter.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone warm up Affeldt.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we just save the trouble and gift them 4 runs?

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh I love Brandon Crawford.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford looks so damn smooth at SS

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA

M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone explain to Bud...

…that lime is a “squeeze” and lemon is a “twist”

by haemaker on May 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t talk to Bud Selig. His giant glasses will light you on fire.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruby Tuesday baseball. I don’t get it.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

THESE PEOPLE KNOW BASEBALL per ESPN

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

watch the runner

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

yup yup yup

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well WTF, tho?

why is it on 2 different channels?

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I'm saying

CSN Bay Area is where I’m watching as well. I will not give in to ESPN

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ESPN announcers are even making Marty Lurie grumpy
baseballmarty @knbrmurph Rick Sutcliffe said on ESPN Burrell doesn’t play many games in left field..nice research Rick..one of the worst announcers on tv

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he meant...

Burrell SHOULDN’T play games in left field

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeez. How are they allowed to just make shit up.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he’s not even drunk…

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's why i had to change back to k and k

boomer is whatever

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, please

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFF

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

At least Miggy didn’t throw that ball.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

“That ball caught bone” Uh.

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by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

hate when that happens…

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am

and probably

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by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am

But have radio on

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck

no more injured Giants!!!!

by SFCaliCat on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

We don’t even have Barry Zito as a backup plan.

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Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

To hell with all Molinas.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fat Molina > Eli

Maybe…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

be ok, Vogelsong

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA

M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that AB

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I am legitimately pissed

that they charged that run to Vogelsong.

After Further Review.........

The Bears Still Suck

by smackwaterjack on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah boy

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MY DOG SKIP

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SKIP!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOH!

Way to bounce back, Vogie.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

so

The Hangover 2 was pretty great

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It was OK

Not hysterically funny, but amusing.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

only thing I didn't enjoy

was that it was essentially the same story. but they made it work

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It reminded me of how the Austin Powers series reused the same gags over and over...

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had a couple moments. I can’t really say Bangkok without giggling inappropriately now. But probably not worth the price of admission.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you say Brian Bocock went to Bangkok without giggling?

by capn on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell no.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth $9 matinee price

Not worth $12 regular price ticket

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh...

overrated. It was the same movie as the first, except not as funny. In all seriousness, “Bridesmaids” was funnier.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to see Bridesmaids.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what we tried to see. But it was sold old.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL me – sold out.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://instantrimshot.com/

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was one of the funnier movies which I had seen in awhile.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya...I enjoyed that speech in the first movie.

I think that they made Alan too dumb in this film. He’s just become creepy and stupid.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna see that

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could that be??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

As is right and proper for a sequel.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

A bit too much re-hashing of jokes from the first film.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree

should’ve just watched the first one again.

Thing A

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by sam23 on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford to Burrell on the pop up

“No really, I got this one”

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by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Morrows BABiP is stupid

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

that's what Clint Hurdle's daughter thought too

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s knock this off, please.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, let’s knock Carpenter out of the game, please.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I get a pitch count from someone watching with Gameday?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

of both pitchers...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFN: Vogelsong (4.0, 2K) 79-47, SLN: Carpenter (4.0, 6K) 76-49

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

God this game is slow.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the 109 thing?

After Further Review.........

The Bears Still Suck

by smackwaterjack on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL N00B

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s this N00B thing?

by O R They? on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three years ago Zito came out of a game. Someone asked for his pitch count. About a dozen people responded “109”.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in 2008 someone asked Zito’s pitch count and the answer was a chorus of 109s.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

79 for Vogelsong, 76 for Carpenter.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE HUNDRED AND NINE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong @ 79
Carpenter @ 76

by in play, run(s) on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a GIF.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMAGEIST

All image files look alike to him!!

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by Natto on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close call!

All right, let’s score some runs while I’m gone eating dinner. Go Giants!

by yoshifan on May 31, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This Lenny Kravitz Jeep commercial is all sorts of confusing.

HEY KIDS, DO YOU LIKE LENNY KRAVITZ? HOW ABOUT OFF-ROADING ACTIVITIES?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear St. Louis,

Your beer sucks.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Sincerely,

America

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/co-signed

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAM'S FIGHTIN' WARDS

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember

when we thought this offense would be better this year, i miss those dayz

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lol la russa starts Pujols at 3rd on National tv for media!

SF Giants

by Belgutei E on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES

Get on base plz, kthxbai.

by itlynstalyn on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You're welcome

Love, Andres.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

What's with all the Clint Hurdle talk!?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Purple

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is purple.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

You’re about the 23082309203923rd person to ask.

by itlynstalyn on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry!

I got here late!

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t let it happen again.

/puts letter in permanent file . . . >

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what his…never mind.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t encourage them.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scroll up

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

link is above

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on May 31, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt, Miggy

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Schulman and Chris Haft having an affair?
hankschulman Man, you work with a guy, dine eat with a guy, sleep with a guy and he doesn’t say it’s his birthday? Happy birthday, @sfgiantsbeat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Baggs is jealous

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

tejada…do that stand up double again

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Another leadoff baserunner to add to the list!

/anti-jinx

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

Lead-off base-runner to add to the stranded list

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDRES VROOM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Vroom, they said.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Pooch!

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

My corgi, we call him the rally pooch. Edward Van Halen.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, totally thought he was dead meat there.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice hit and run, Miggy

You fuckstick

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow...

I don’t think he was safe.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah...

I agree upon seeing the replay.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he was

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible tag.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop swinging at that

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Meanwhile, Tejada is hackin’.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit and run, I thought.

by belilaugh on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, attempted hit and run.

by belilaugh on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't explain the next two times he swung at the same pitch.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSCHUMAKER

That was a terrible tag and a great call by the ump. Most umps would never make that call.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

please don't suck tehada

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck doesn't Miggy bunt?

Asshole.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gonna come outta the slump!

or not

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MVPs don’t bunt.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Machete don’t text.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe he did

Didnt Miggy shrug off Bork before?

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ground out to 2b you idiot

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That would require putting it in play.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idiot.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD, I FUCKING HATE TEJADA

And he’s amazed he sucks so bad

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

You suck Miguel, stand there acting like a fuckstick.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

You, sir, are bad at hitting.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch was naaaaasty

too bad Tejada already had two strikes from swinging at junk

by Viva Jon Miller on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking HATE

hoe Tejada jaws with umps after HE HAS A SWING AND MISS K!!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

how

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO YOU JUST FUCKING STAND THERE YOU ASSHOLE

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT????

YOU SWUNG AND MISSED, GO WALK BACK TO THE DUGOUT LIKE THE BUM YOU ARE

by ir1shgiant on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOATHE WHEN HE DOES THAT!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada is absolutely awful

and his stomps back to the dugout are reminiscent of the last years of Rich Aurilia

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MigLOL

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job, Tejada

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBY!

YAY FREDDY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBY CRASHMUS?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MR F!!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY MOLEY!!

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

mole

bad mofo

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

The rally pooch comes through!

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred!

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

uhm

yes

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

still LOL during this scene. gets me everytime

by O R They? on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have no idea what the fuck is going on in this photo.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arrested Development. My Favorite episode

by O R They? on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was crying.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially the Squint your eyes line

by O R They? on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironically or maybe coincidentally, the episode is titled “Mr.F”, another name for Freddy.

by O R They? on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

I always figured it was the whole MOLE thing, I was unaware of the episode name until recently

by O R They? on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr F!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The children teach me.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK GOD FOR MOLE!!!!!

If he’d beat Tejada with his bat, he’d totally be my hero

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is that Rasmus

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

he meant to do that

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He likes the Giants a lot.

Hella.

by Snack on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, his UZR is downright bipolar

2009: 14
2010: -9.4
2011: 7.4

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by grape on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Wow, his UZR is downright bipolar

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddyyyyyyyy!

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Pat.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

100 is a nice round number, Pat.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

For his Batting Average?

by iHateBochy on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAs since his last home run.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 is better!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREDDY!

"It squeaks when you bang it."

by urea on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

burrell vs. carp, this should be pretty

by mlb22 on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Double or Homer. Nothing less.

by fishmicmuffin on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play, run(s)!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s up?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not the only thing of Pat’s that’s up, I think.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where may I purchase this witchcraft?

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT A HOME RUN, JERK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

W36E74U656VTOIG

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he already has

he’s BustyPoser

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the problem

I wouldn’t believe it was him even if he did

by SFCaliCat on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you think he is, Thomas Neal?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make a non-out!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

PtK

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Pat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Pat.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good eye, Burrell

Nice game so far.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada isn't even worth any anger anymore.

There is no way that the’ll keep him as anything more than a backup. If DeRosa’s wrist hadn’t spontaneously combusted he’d be DFA.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I’m getting pretty tired of Burrell.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the team name "Giants" because

“It’s a 2-1 Giant lead”

“He put that Giant uniform on”

It makes everything the Giants do bigger and better!

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike DiMuro is awful.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat. What’s going on, man? You know you can talk to me.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Joyce has apparently gone insane this year.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Top 10 batter by fWAR?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I think his BABIP is ridiculous

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's been crazy good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad, but I’m kind of over Pat Burrell.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He is over us as well I think.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s looked bad lately.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s looked bad a lot lately.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s looked bad since about middle of September.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to just be used as a PH at this point

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does this all the time, though. As someone who has owned him a lot in pokemonz, the dude just shuts down for weeks at a time.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is exactly the reason that Philadelphia was so mean to him.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t this about the time Tampa Bay gave up on him last year? This is all the PTB supporters have to hold onto now. Myself included.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/eyeballs this line

/shuffles feet

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow…that’s a strike?

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Both of our rookies I think.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

How is Vogelsong’s run earned? Pat’s awful fielding resulted in that run.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Home field advantage

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you can’t assume a successful play at the plate.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what Baggs relayed.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run probably would’ve scored anyway. At best that’s a close play at the plate.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t assume a player scoring from second on a single either.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scoring is much more an art than a science.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

With two outs, you generally can.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t assume out at home.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantPain better come defend Burrell.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do the rookies have better ABs than the vets?

So frustrating.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt should hit second.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BBelt

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OBrandonP

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

RESPECT

BBRANDON

Get well Buster Posey

by Crusher on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BBelt!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BBelt

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Good at bat Brandon #1

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look a great AB from Belt

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike zone a little off?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

very skinny zone

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBrandon

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA

M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

BBelt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I wish this dumb team would bat Belt 2nd

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres, Crawford, Sanchez, Belt, Vacuous hole of suck 5-9?

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Crawford is batting 7.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my proposed lineup. haha

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that ball 4? I wasn’t actually paying that much attention during the pitch, but it kind of seemed like it was a strike.

by belilaugh on May 31, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GRRRRR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Weak.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FFS Cody

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

65ECEU5CRUV7JYBHGHG

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

VIN?

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-0 pitch

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we please stop stranding two runners on every damn inning please?

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

bad Cody

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA

M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes Cody

Don’t take that pitch.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

AND IT WAS GOING SO WELL!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 pop up, lame

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Our corner outfielders need to get it the fuck together.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oddly, so do our corner infielders

If you consider them to be Tejada and Huff

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants baseball

but usually without the first two.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no offense to yadier molina right there

but that was terrible fundamentals on that popup

Should have tossed the mask far away, not right in front of you where you could trip on it

by ir1shgiant on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhhh, don't tell him that.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHris Carpenter?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

in for the Yay Freddy!!

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by giant4life83 on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

at least sanchez is awesome

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

I got bumped down to 3rd in my pokemonz league. outrage I tell you

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

http://literallyunbelievable.org/

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by jponry on May 31, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA

/BOOKMARKED

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that had to do with Rob Lowe. Now I am sad because it did not.

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by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. What a delightful find.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just makes me sad after a while.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANT BIN LADEN

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo Ross!! boo Pat!!

hissssss

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by giant4life83 on May 31, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Brandon Phillips

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

i was looking forward to stamos with the bases loaded

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

CARP OUT!

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like a waste to bat Holliday here.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaRussa is prolly drunk in the dugout

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by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to call jinx on you, but daaaaaaamn, Vogelsong.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if Holliday hits a homer it would be waste.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not making outs is never a waste.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waste because he could have been used in a more high leveraged/men on base situation.

Worst comes to worse, he’ll just bat leadoff in a later inning and allow Larussa to keep him on the bench as a threat to influence Bochy’s decision making.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was surprised they put Holliday there, but with Vogelsong at a high pitch count and the top of the order coming up, I could think of worse things for them to do.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was at mid-80s in the pitch count before the inning started.. Not really a high pitch count.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relatively high.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bran muffin will help with that.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

I thought Holliday got scratched.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Starting lineup

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch hitter

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by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carpenter was over 100 pitches.

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by Natto on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaRussa is a genius!

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I guess that’s what happens when you play a Brandon or two.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Good evening, McCoven.

I heart Belt.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandons FTW!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

double the brandons

double your fun

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Holliday

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by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Get well Buster Posey

by Crusher on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

How soon can we get Zito back!?!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

NOT A HOLLIDAY TODAY

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HoLOLiday

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by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That was nice!

LIVE EDT

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

carpenter is getting wilder and vogelsong is gettng better

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a believer of Ryan fever

Ryan Vogelsong 2011 NL All-Star

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The only prescription is more Voglesong.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Theriot: fucking annoying.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH, THIS GUY AGAIN

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit. That was roped.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb lookin’ ’burns

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

So bullpen game

we win, right?

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many times can berman say IR?

by projectmayhem713 on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Jay

good hitter…not as good as a SC Justice

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Mavs

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by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

Go Heatles!

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for the Mavs

Nowitzki has something to prove this season, and that is to win the championship and end all those insults thrown at the team for choking in the playoffs.

by yoshifan on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

jon jay cob jingle heimer schmidt

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo! I'm back!

Hey, we’re up by 1 again? Yay!

by yoshifan on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

GO BACK OUT AGAIN!

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Reggie Smith at 1B and his vicious swipe tags

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Briefly scary.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Gold Glove caliber center-fielder.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't hit enough dingers to be a GGer!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough of a gamer.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kemp has the GG locked up

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

definately keep him in park

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

SurfingTheMets Andy Martino

Also heard on Reyes today what we’ve assumed: Mets haven’t ruled out signing him—but not if the market climbs into $130-40 mil range.

LOL

by itlynstalyn on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey,

I know I pretty much said I wanted to kill your family, but if I give you $100 million instead, wouldn’t you still want to play here? I wasn’t even THAT serious…..seriously.

Love,

Fred Wilpon

by itlynstalyn on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

$100M will engender a lot of good will.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hyperbole from Sutcliffe

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by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Impossible!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a strike.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Those claps were oddly loud.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota?

Ugh.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Globetrotters

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Generals will finally win.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Heat will get it done.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Michael McDonald singing the anthem at +2.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like the World Series?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole “The Finals” thing pisses me off. It’s the same week as the championship series in another sport! I remember one ad and they just kept talking about “The Finals”. I had no idea what sport they were talking about.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

just like NHL is Stanley Cup Finals, NBA should be NBA Finals

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s such a dumb name, too. Brings to mind these God-forsaken tests that I’m cramming for right now.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just nothing original or specific about it.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heat in 5

Like every other series they’ve been in

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by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mavs in 6

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by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I care more about the NCAA Women’s World Series.

But I do hope LeBron will DIAF

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks in 5 or 6

Bruins just don’t match up with them. Plus their special teams (especially their power play) are vastly inferior.

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by mymclife on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still don’t know who I’m rooting for, though. Hate the Canucks for being a team full of divers/their obnoxious Philly-like fans, but I don’t want to see Jumbo’s ex-team winning a Cup before he does.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

CANUCKS!!!!

Fulfilling my end of rooting for them for the year after my friend rooted for the Giants last year.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO CANUCKS

Out of pride for the Sharks

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, that series broke my heart

But I absolutely love their style of play, and feel really bad that Canada is nearing 20 years without a Cup

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I absolutely love their style of play

You mean diving?

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by mymclife on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Ryan.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanna get that. I wanna get that. I wanna get that.

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get that last out, Ryan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Throw strikes Ryan!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it's been said before but...

this strike zone sucks.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

For everyone's edification:

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

vogee

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLEFENSE!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HIP HIP HURRAY

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW!

Attaballs rule!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I always thought

it was atomballs?

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m imagining Pee Wee Herman yelling ‘ATTABALLS’ as he is dragged away by the cops.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Puma

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Diagram 1

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mole!

Nice pick!

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take it

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by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew!

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Vogelsong!!!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s up with the rollercoaster at Busch Stadium?

/hit

LOCAL GIRLS: “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha! I like this explanation better. Just like that time Burrell went on Ed Sullivan and the FCC had to ban his close-ups to just his ankles lest women be driven crazy.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

Robison Field had an actual roller coaster.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robison Field was, of course, where the Cardinals played before they moved to Sportsman’s Park.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stupid Mrs. Robison joke

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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Brooklyn Cyclones ARE roller coasters.

(Well, they’re named after one, anyway.)

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong!

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear to God if Zito gets the 5th spot back, someone will die

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharpen your pitchforks!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, truth

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fastball is regaining velocity!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised if he gets 2 starts

I’d be surprised if he gets 3 if his first 2 weren’t great

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind if he gets it

when the Giants trade Sanchez for Reyes

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Vogel-ey Mogel-ey

I LOVE THIS MAN.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kind of struggled today

But damn it, pretty effective for a 5th starter against a good offense.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely. We are blessed to have a 5th starter that has regularly been pitching this well.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 92 pitches for Vogelsong

and 103 pitches for Carpenter. I’ll take it.

by yoshifan on May 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless he bats. But… he’s a better hitter than half of the Giants’ bench anyway…

by fishmicmuffin on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home. I'm guessing that my wish for the giant Pterodactyl taking Tejada away is still unfulfilled.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude hits doubles!

And strikes out with people on base haha

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christmas pterodactyl

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PH for Vogelsong?

92 pitches 5-7 hitters

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

we should throw ashkon off the lefty odoul

into mccovey cove

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way

Robert Stephenson threw a bullpen session at AT&T today. I don’t want to post anything that could affect his status in any way, but I figured this was no big deal.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I’m sure he passed through it on the way.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/crosses fingers

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh exciting

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But ... Wong!

I’m not convinced by any of this board hearsay after you guys got my irrationally excited for Jedd Gyorko

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wong doesn’t personally know one of the McCoven.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRANDONS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay hot, dude

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HAVE MERCY!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

each moment with you…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you told me on Sunday...

that we’d win Monday and be up 2-1 in the 6th on Tuesday, I’d be thrilled

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Crawford is a special, shiny thing.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck, Brandon Crawford.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

hell fucking yes, brandon attack!

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

best line ever

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Bowkerishish.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YEAH BRANDON-DOS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandoes what Tejadon’t.

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by Natto on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give us more of these!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This no-hit, all-field SS is pretty good

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAWFORD!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA

M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

jeebus. This guy is rediculous

by iHateBochy on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS KID CAN HIT!?!!!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What a time to get hot Crawford.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STAMOS!

Get well Buster Posey

by Crusher on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay hot, crawdad.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude. Crawford.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sick of these kids clogging up the bases with hits.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What a badass

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Grant.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants clearly need

a BA, BD, BE, BF, BG, BH, and BI

Already have BB and BC

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet they have BO, too.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BP :(

Get well Buster Posey

by Crusher on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am really liking this kid. SSS aside.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I love when comments turn up green.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, rec’d so fast my computer doesn’t even load them.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt is incredulous that Bochy’s trying to eat him.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What are you doing out here?! The field is for veterans!”

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But does it come with wolf urine?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

….That’s when you know it’s good.

by iHateBochy on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

I think you’re wonderful and a credit to our society.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TheLetter2 is a national treasure.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOUT TIME

Fostering Ryan Rohlinger in the Eyrie

by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SORRY I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

PINKO COMMIE PUBLIC RADIO

Fostering Ryan Rohlinger in the Eyrie

by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, sideburns

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It is not a good look.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems stoopid to spend your time shaving your head, only to stop above the ears.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. And it’s a lot of work keeping the shaved head going.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

baaaad look

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, upside is basically Alex Rodriguez, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Selling him a bit short, come on now.

Hella.

by Snack on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left-handed A-Rod, yes.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bit more power.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, a Bowker reference…

by peetah on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Bowker?

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Line drives from our SS…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

brandon brothers inc

officially open for business

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is the Grizzlies SS tonight?

Gonzalez? Never heard of him.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian’s older bro.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adrians bro

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh ok. Forgot we signed him.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Older bro of Adrian

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude almost broke up Sanchez's no-hitter.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hit the ball that Aaron Rowand caught in the Sanchez No hitter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might he be related to a certain Red Sox first baseman?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I'm in. I'll go off the deep end.

Start Brandon Crawford for the rest of the year.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep hitting Stamos

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Jon dropping the yoga knowledge.

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by Natto on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

rec'd

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamy

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creamy

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not down with Kruk invoking Bowker. WTF??

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not?

I still believe in Bowkermania!

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Tejada starts at SS over Crawford when Pablo comes back, someone will die

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada, perhaps?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the Bruce Bochy posters in my room will come down!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat Heads, right?

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will

because i would impale myself on an iron fence.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

and I hear Marty Lurie can recommend a good bail bondsmen, should the need arise.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I like these Brandons.

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKSIDE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I think his K% is about 40 now. Ugh.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli dropped a major F-Bomb.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Eli...

with the “SHIT FUCK!!!!”?!?!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i heard the giant f bomb a thousand miles away

aww, modern times

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re living in the future.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail Whiteside

Fail

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid non-strike called a strike

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET VOGELSONG HIT!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Jason Motte trying to be as ugly as possibly? Christ on a crepe.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I said the same thing yesterday. He may DEFINE ugly.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt to OF, Huff to 1B

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2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

if huff gets a hit today, watch bochy start him over belt

SF Giants

by Belgutei E on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Belt and Huff will start over Pat.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Huff!!!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

POOR AUBREY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s “ON IT!”

by iHateBochy on May 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww poopsticks.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff sucks

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by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Lance, you ignorant slut.

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG FACE

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lance seems like your type

Is he?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Face is too big.

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR FACE IS TOO BIG!

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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

small face

/takes notes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

Maybe I should have been more clear on that…

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My face is perfectly proportioned to my magnificent body.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sob

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by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! You were bemoaning my contribution to society three minutes ago!

LIVE EDT

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m complicated!

Fostering Ryan Rohlinger in the Eyrie

by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see.

LIVE EDT

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s Brandon!

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Daddy Hollingsworth.

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by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one.

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Face Hollingsworth not so much I presume?

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Daddy Hollingsworth does have a nice ring to it.

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh Aubrey :(

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by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROSIN BAGS

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I have ever seen a ball hit like that.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong>Huff

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by bruddah on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

crawford can steal third then steal home

i have faith

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone

Get a hit for the love of God.

by itlynstalyn on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Such Failure -__-

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda just hit Vogey

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Who has more pathetic ABs...

Huff v. Tejada

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada and it's not close

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least it's over quickly though

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trick question!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

STL should walk Andres

to pitch to Migger

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Careful with that nickname.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think this nickname is a particularly good idea

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Oh. Yeah, that could be an issue.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Migga please.

Yeah, we should probably scratch it before it spreads.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to throw the yellow flag on that nickname.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red card! And he’s been sent off the pitch!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the hat has been dropped.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong is done. Five innings, one run, got four outs after taking Molina shot off leg. Two earned runs in his last 32 2/3 innings.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres, single forthcoming

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did you lie to me?

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford now hitting .364/.500/.727

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

not veteran enough

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quck trade him for Reyes!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustainable!

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds, but at SS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unf unf unf that OBP

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

if im not mistaken, zero strikeouts.

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

very nice to see.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it Kuip

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ffffffffff

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Leadoff double?

Don’t worry, we’ll strand you.

by itlynstalyn on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant orientation.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some bad luck, there.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

another wasted double

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t screw this up, Affeldt.

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by Natto on May 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fuck Affeldt?

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

please tell me this is ’chasm

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Oh Fuck’ is his nickname.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're fucked.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen

Your San Francisco Giants

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible at stringing them together.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado had 14 hits, 1 run yesterday.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLORADO

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen a leadoff double stranded before

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You should watch more Giants games.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty the Giants could strand a leadoff triple…maybe even a lead off homer.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for truthiness

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adding on is for chumps.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This basketball game is sloppy

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by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt coming in = lead about to disappear!

A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!

by orange and black on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened with Huff AB?

Gameday says line out.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

sort of broken bat blooping liner that Berkman caught

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i.e. he shit his pants

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
bort bof broken bat blooping bliner bat Berkman baught

by Viva Jon Miller on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken bat blooper that Berkman caught on the foul line in shallow RF.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

broken bat bloop

caught by FATberkman

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huge Facington.

LIVE EDT

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARGE FACE!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emilio Grande-facio

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken thumbs

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFFELDT!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

6th inning

At least it’s not the 8th…

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was sad.

"It squeaks when you bang it."

by urea on May 31, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS AFFLEDT?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/under on runs in this half inning

1.5

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Say what you wish . . .

 . . . that Motte is one handsome man.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that lead was fun while it lasted.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS AFFELDT?

LIVE EDT

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn’t Affeldt?!

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

affeldt, gulp

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Commencing countdown to launch.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

My wife just looked at the TV

and yelled ’AHHHHHHRRRRGGG JEREMY AFFELDT"

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

.326 OBA for RHB

So, let’s bring him in

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAWFORD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cliff Lee

6 ER, 3 BBs, 4 Ks, in 5 1/3 innings

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

PHOUR ACES

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way tejada gets to that ball

by mlb22 on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that Crawfense.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pincer maneuver.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's Beane to Suzuki:

“Avoid home collisions”

obvious GM is obvious

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Strategy!

LIVE EDT

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds = Billy Beane

Fostering Ryan Rohlinger in the Eyrie

by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stratego!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, use your miner! It’s a bomb!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I’ve always been terrible in that game.

Maybe it’s because I lock in my 10 and 9s with my flag behind a wall of mines.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

or at least make sure your auto insurance covers property damage

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This translates to ‘do more home plate collisions’ for the opposition.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEFENSE!!! AT SHORT!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

BRANDON-2

SMOOTH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

kroon day is upon us

unless affeldt were to have an unfortunate incident with a stair well today, kroon’s decision looms tomorrow.

by Brannigan's Law on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cardinals helping us out

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BRANDON-1

SMOOTH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Two pitches, two outs

Who are we playing, the Giants?

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d watch a show called Vogelsong Tonight. I don’t care what the format is.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m looking forward to his HOF speech.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

quick inning means

he’ll be fresh enough to fuck up the next one

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jon yelling off mic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What did he yell?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

something like

“HEY BABE YOU’RE DOING A GREAT JOB!”
and then
“IT’S DAVE’S BIRTHDAY, YOU KNOW!”

I think they were yelling at one of the producers or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Jon. I hope he does more of this off-mic yelling as he gets older.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was complimenting Ron Wotus on the infield defense.

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by Natto on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh

I was only half listening

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the flaming Shiite fuck?

Aafeldt just got 2 outs on 2 pitches.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Apocalypse was ten days late.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rapture is definitely coming.

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t GIS “flaming Shiite fuck”.

Fostering Ryan Rohlinger in the Eyrie

by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol shiites

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iran’s gonna be so on Grant’s ass.

Fostering Ryan Rohlinger in the Eyrie

by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon’s shouting at Ron Wotus.

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by Natto on May 31, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

how can sabochy let crawford play everyday

when the mccoven love him so much, lol

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF NOT A BALL!!!

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick inning. Very nice.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Good on ya Jeremy

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by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Shocking half inning was shocking.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY JAFFELDT + BRANSONS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRANSONS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE BALLOON TRIPS AROUND THE WORLD FOR EVERYONE!

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/BALLOON_FIRE_.JPG

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAMILY FRIENDLY VEGAS IN MO

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by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 5 PITCH INNING!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Four-pitch inning!

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by Natto on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I am happy to be proven wrong.

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by bruddah on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 5 PITCH INNING!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF AFFELDT

4 PITCH INNING?!?!?!?!?!?!

by nnatesters on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

5!

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the expected outcome!

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i used to have such a huge crush on him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

were the Giants hitting?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…did that drop Affeldt’s ERA about 3 runs?

So now Burrell can quickly strike out sooner…

A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!

by orange and black on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Too early

To pick up Crawford for my pokemonz league??

I kid. (kinda).

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Another effective start for Vogelsong

Another…well not nail in Zito’s coffin, but I think the coffin ordered has been placed and we are awaiting delivery. The nails and hammer are en route, too.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m imagining the nails being accidentally hammered into his face like in As I Lay Dying.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy will now leave Affeldt in for the 7th

like a man who stays at the casino after winning the jackpot

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Stealing from natto

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

From this photo it appears to me that Jeremy should lay off the chilie and beans.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that were Romo, Boch would pull him next inning.

So I think Affeldt goes for one more.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup. Book it.

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork: "Jeremy was throwing well, so I left him in"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaffeldty

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly true.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN VOGELSONG BE AN HONORARY BRANDON?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bryandon

From gas can to hurling fire - the adoptive father of Santiago Casilla, international man of mystery and master of the Jairoball.

by Lies and Perfidy on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-A

Watching the game at home with my parents. I’m not sure they get McMemes.

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by Lies and Perfidy on May 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

which is to say, "at home in SF"

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by Lies and Perfidy on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Huge Affeldt.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

But only after they were married.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

use height=250 at the end of the tag

“”http://king.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451f9ca69e2011570539e54970c-500wi" height=250/>"

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUBJECT LINE JESUS CHRIST

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of SL fail today.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally. so many sliders fail.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I wasn't mad at you or anything

Just thought I’d show the general masses how to do it, a lot of new posters lately :)

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you know!

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

His crucifix is erect

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like the invisible man is about to garotte him

by justhangin on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching on Gameday

Is the Ump as blatantly horrible as gameday is making it look? According to mlb, he’s calling plenty of balls on should-be strikes.

"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yhup.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

brooks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s stingy on the inside corner to lefties, and he’s giving nothing up high. Vogelsong’s been a little unlucky with the calls, but neither pitcher was particularly accurate today.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, not terrible overall, and more or less consistent, but a few horrible calls.

"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve described like 90% of all umpires.

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other 10% are Phil Cuzzi.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on May 31, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I’d say 90% these days.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

10%, then. I’m right within an order of magnitude!

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touché.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly on Pitch F/X

He is really good.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

all i gotz to say

is mutha truckin VOGELSTRONG

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

#VOGELSTRONG

"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Oh Fuck!

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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Sloppy basketball game so far

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That's Motte going to happen.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANOTHER CAR ON THE TOP DECK!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently there are special parking passes for top deck parking.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, that was a coy “Hello” from Dave.

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by Natto on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how goofy Jon is

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Pillow talk between Jon and Dave is odd

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

jealous that Kruk and Kuip get all the "married couple" jokes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the age difference!

What will people think?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T STOP THEIR LOVE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S JUST A NUMBER

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was about two hours ago for me. STEAK!

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can come see me for free

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve lost 30 pounds in the last five months by focusing on protein and eliminating veggies at breakfast and dinner. Also, my cholesterol is now awesome!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/not sure if serious

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot

Meant to say “eliminating carbs”. I’m eating way more veggies than I used to.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, ok. That makes way more sense.

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by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how people can do this. I love me carbs. I would never be able to give them up.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really hard at first. I still have carbs at lunch because I need a big lunch to get through the day. Dinner’s pretty easy for me, though, because I’m always cooking for one so it’s one less dish to prepare.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. When I’m feeling really lazy, I’ll just buy a baguette and eat it with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Even easier!

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss those dinners. I’d get a baugette, some goat cheese, and a cucumber. Great dinner. Maybe I’ll do that for lunch this weekend.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds awesome. I’d never heard of panzanella before today, but I really want to make it. Bread salad is totally up my alley.

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds better than a steak!

by capn on May 31, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many carbs. My adipocytes love carbs.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why eliminate veggies at dinner?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect it’s to limit carbs.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lamb Kebab Sandwich

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m leaving for a concert in a little bit. i guess I will pick up some kind of thing on the way.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What show?

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the antlers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice. Enjoy!

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner’s not four four to five hours.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

*not for four

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

beef stew with wine

Fostering Ryan Rohlinger in the Eyrie

by shanghaijim on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had leftover roast rabbit in lemon, butter and caper sauce with mashed cauliflower and peas on the side.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to make spaghetti in 15 minutes

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt’s tweets make my head hurt. So do Peter Gammons’

by mlb22 on May 31, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

“To be successful you have to be confident and not believe in luck.” – Alfred Winstead

by schmohog on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Follow Pablo

He’ll blow your freakin’ mind.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatayamean, not anymore??

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stroked

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

All is right in the world.

by itlynstalyn on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada is among the worst I’ve seen.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa...

great AB Miggy!!! DRUG TEST HIM!!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TEHAHA

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice hustle you jackwagon

You really smoked the shit out of that one.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh sure,

now he bunts (unintentionally)

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

just missed that one

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t run out that swinging bunt or anything, Miguel.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like he wasn’t even trying to beat that throw.

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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Steven Revetria would have.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

we kinda did, minus the world series

by mlb22 on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

.588 OPS in 106 PAs

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still better than Tehaha

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEAR MIGUEL TEJADA,

C/O SF GIANTS
24 WILLY MAYS PLAZA
PLAYERS CLUBHOUSE
SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94114

YOU STINK!!

CORDIALLY,

SATYRICRASH

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll pay for the postage.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

tangent

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spelled WIllie Mays wrong.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLU

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

After Affeldt's performance I was starting to wonder...

But now that Tehaha has sent a meek dribbler back to the pitcher I know all is right with the world.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t hurt yourself, Freddy. Please.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t dive into first!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

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by DFARowand on May 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb Freddy

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Tip the cap.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SLIDE INTO FIRST OIA(98987as09d87asdahskjn

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

Mole’d

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you Schumacher

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by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell may crank one

He might just run into 95mph

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Triple digits, Burrell. Do something, you clown.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave talking about TTO

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by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford is hitting .364

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada OPS watch please!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

.523 as of right now.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

I’m popping popcorn right now, waiting for the inevitable drop below .500

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s trending up. It was ~.510 last week.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 31, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBPat

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATER

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by satyricrash on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have done this last game. Giants had 6 (!!!) walks

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put in Nate!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Motte got fucking robbed that AB.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

its mostly because the catcher was setting up inside, so it made the pitches look worse than they really were.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's good info

cuz man, they were right down the middle.

"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it is their life!

And because it is their hear!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

According to Gameday, those first two pitches to Pat were DEFINITELY strikes. Oh man.

"I give up that lead-off double, well, who cares? I'm about to get nasty." - Brian Wilson

by GrooveGiant on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TONY AIN'T PUTTIN UP WITH THAT CRAP

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Were those middle two pitches really right down the middle but called balls?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It looked like it.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are

MOTTE staying in this game

by hankmoody on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Motte going to happen.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo where's LaRussa?

Does he just hate getting up out of his comfy butt groove?

by SundownMotel on May 31, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T HURT BRANDONS

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOOD.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HBeltP

After Further Review.........

The Bears Still Suck

by smackwaterjack on May 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH!

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on May 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok seriously

This isnt cool anymore

"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story

he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam

by Badly Browned on May 31, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't leave me here . . . please . . . .

Aaaaaaah – _ "|’

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 31, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hackin'

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CODY!!!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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