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Post-game thread: Giants take first game

Freak stat of the day:

Giants record when scoring exactly three runs: 8-1
Giants record when scoring exactly six runs: 1-2

So everyone’s all agog over Andres Torres’s grand slam, but don’t forget about Brandon Crawford’s RBI single earlier in the inning. Without it, the Giants would have scored only six runs, and then they probably would have lost. This sort of thing is why math is so confusing.

Of all of the surprise players last year -- specifically Burrell, Huff, and Torres -- if I were told that only one could keep his offensive production, I think Torres would be the obvious choice. A plus-defender in center with leadoff skillz and a little power is a harder thing to find than a low-average clomper like Burrell or an offensive-minded first baseman.

As such, today’s a perfect day to give the whining a rest. Temporarily, of course! But a day with Torres reminding us that he’s still pretty good is a good day to reflect on what’s going right. And for a few hours at least, the Giants are tied for first. It can’t all be a smoldering husk. One of the things going right: Torres is back, and he’s the hitter from last year so far. If you followed the preseason projections, that was something that was less likely than Huff or Burrell performing at a similar level. Small victories.

Another thing that’s going right: Madison Bumgarner is the third straight highly touted pitching prospect to come up for the Giants and look like he really, really knows what he’s doing. It’s an easy thing to take for granted, but other teams dicker around with their prospects for season after season, trying to figure out their role, wondering if they’re ever going to develop into something notable. It’s pretty amazing that Cain, Lincecum, and now Bumgarner have come up as good pitchers dripping with potential. Sometimes all that young pitcher potential just makes the floor slippery.

First place again for at least another couple of hours. I'll take it. Now let us never speak of those hats again.

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The hats will be back

by JonDowd on May 30, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Twice

And then George Lucas will make 3 more prequels

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by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

about 2 more weeks

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually they think by the start of the Nats series next monday, maybe sooner. they removed the hamate bone, so there isn’t any real risk in rushing him back.

rehabbing with Fresno on Friday is the plan, they want him to get 20 ABs (less if he’s looking good)

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would loooooove for him to be back for the end of the next homestand… not that we have tickets or anything…

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants' site said still two weeks
If all goes well, Sandoval will start taking full batting practice Wednesday. Bochy said Sandoval could start a Minor League rehab assignment as soon as Friday, and that will last at least four or five games at an affiliate that has yet to be decided. If Sandoval feels good after all that, he could be back in the Majors in about two weeks.

Pablo seems to be shortening the time table, thugh

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by Goofus on May 30, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d hate him to hurry unless his wrist is a sure thing.

by wcw on May 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

And I hope I’m at an SJ game where he rehabs! If he goes there. He’d mash them!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

they removed the hamate bone as opposed to waiting for it to heal (eliminating the possibility it could re-fracture), so really from what I understand it’s all about his tolerance for pain.

his hand has probably been healed for a couple weeks now

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there are any negative consequences to removing the bone?

by EricW on May 30, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

One side of his body weighs less than the other now.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamate bones weigh between 7-10 pounds. He’s likely going to be off balance until his hypothalamus adjusts.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the good news is he lost weight… right?

by EricW on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamate bones weigh between 7-10 pounds.

There’s no way that’s right.

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This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on May 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you weighed your hands? 7-10 pounds. You can look it up. Heaviest bone in the body.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The average hand weighs one and a quarter pounds.

http://msis.jsc.nasa.gov/sections/section03.htm#Figure%203.3.7.3.1.2-1

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on May 30, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better link

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on May 30, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those links are with the Hamate bone removed.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wonder how long this will go on.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I’m still surprised it started in the first place.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was some tough sarcasm to read.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty weighty

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY AMPUTATED HIS HAND?! PABLO… NO!!!!!

by EricW on May 30, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This statement is factually incorrect.

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if it’s connected to the thigh bone?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

-

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by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have been using this way too much the past couple weeks. Mostly when I’m drunk, but still.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

hamate bones weigh like 1lb, maybe less. size of a nickel

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope. removing the bone is SOP for hamate injuries to MLB players.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got my info from The Splash on sfgate.

either way, the timelines are the same. ML assignment by Friday, 20-25 ABs in Fresno is 4-5 games, put that at Mon-Tue, back in SF by Wed the 8th.

It could be even less time in Fresno he’s looking good. Check out the article at sfgate. They go pretty in-depth with it.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at Miller Park this weekend

And he was taking ground balls during BP. He didn’t make any throws to first, but took plenty of choppers from the staff. He looked to be moving well.

by misterbrister on May 31, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ctrl+F "Could not find text: Ross"

Travesty!

Well done, Cody.

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by dregarx on May 30, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The camerawork on that HR was really shoddy.

We can only imagine where that ball landed.

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by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of everybody I’ve seen wringing over, Ross is the one I simply haven’t been able to get myself to wring with others about.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and me both, pal. He’s made some very nice throws this year in particular.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

There’s so much more I’m concerned about than Ross

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yea, but I think thats mostly because he’s supposed to be a .750-.800 OPS guy hitting in the middle-bottom of the order with good defense and he’s producing as a .670 OPS guy and still playing good defense. Of course thats gonna inspire less wringing than the guy who was supposed to be your .850ish OPS 3rd or 4th hitter who was supposed to provide passable defense at 2 or 3 positions who is now a .620 OPS 1B only. Ross’ numbers are a good week or two away from where we expected them to be. Aubrey and Tejada would need a much longer period of sustained production.

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he should play over Belt

Apart from that, I have no problem with Cody.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

because of Ross’ age, I know he will put up the stats he puts up every year. He’s been remarkably consistent over his career.

Huff’s career lines have been all over the place, and Burrell is still a TBD. Belt should play at the cost of those two.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

because of Ross’ age, I know he will put up the stats he puts up every year.

Because of Ross’ age, he’s actually less likely to put up the numbers he’s put up in past years. And as for remarkable consistency, sure, he has been consistent – consistently getting worse each year since 2007.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you add Ross’ postseason last year to his regular season his numbers are almost identical to his overall career averages. And so in each of his three major league seasons where he’s had over 500 total PAs he’s had an OPS between .770 and .804. Thats pretty consistent and I don’t think you should expect to see any sharp decline from that from a 30 year old.

Thing A

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sharp decline, no

But not improvement either. And slow decline.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tu firma dice “Hola”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we've argued this before

I still don’t think its unreasonable at all to expect Ross to put up something almost identical to his career stats. He’s also farther away from a pretty serious wrist injury that had to have affected his stats early last season.

Thing A

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, taking him out of the Marlins’ stadium could help compensate for a guy who’s on the tail end of his peak losing a little bit.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Contextless statement is without context.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said he's been hitting worse since 2007.

You said that getting him out of the Marlins park might help him, presumably because you believe AT&T to be a better place for Cody to hit than the Marlins park.

I replied that Cody had been declining in park-adjusted stats as well, which means that moving parks would have no effect on his decline.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, put another way...

We can safely discard 2007 for purposes of comparison, as it is only a partial season of under 200 PAs and is a huge outlier. 2008 and 2009 were more or less identical, with a whopping decline of 1 wRC+ and .003 wOBA. And 2010 was a down season afflicted by injury.

To state with any authority that Cody is in decline is pretty ludicrous.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Rule of thumb is a half win per year.

by wcw on May 30, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now is Pujols in decline?
he’s still going to get a huge contract. I kind of doubt he is going to be worth it, or even come close.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly don't think Pujols will be as good from now until the end of his career as he's been from the beginning of his career to this point.

I believe that’s decline, yes. He probably has a few more great years left in him, though, and not every player ages the same. But I don’t think it’s ever “ludicrous” to say that a player over thirty is probably going to get worse, not better.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I think Pujols has a few more good years in him. If he gets a 5 year deal, he may be worth it. If he gets a 10 year…LOL at that team.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And being traded for the Marlins could compensate for some of this. Ross started in the majors relatively late, so he has fewer “miles” on him, and while he’s not likely to get any better, it wouldn’t be a miracle for him to put up another 3 WAR season either this year or next.

Saying that he’s clearly in decline, based on his “since 2007,” is dumb. Which is what you said. I frankly expect better from you.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that I don’t think he is in decline, but no reason to call other people dumb.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing I didn't call anybody dumb.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s dumb to say that a player who has hit worse for four consecutive seasons has declined? Why?

Just because it’s not a steep decline doesn’t mean it’s not a decline.

No, it wouldn’t be a miracle for him to be a 3+ win player. Players past peak age have big seasons all the time.

But on the aggregate, players get worse as they get older, past a certain age. Cody is past that age. He has gotten worse over time – even if only slightly. I expect him to continue his slow decline. Why is that dumb?

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand the disagreement here, either.

After all, that decline is related to injury doesn’t mean it is not decline.

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by dregarx on May 30, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simiarly, because one season was bad does not mean the player is in decline.

There simply isn’t enough data to make a conclusion like that.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the firs season was 200 PAs, the last season was hampered by a wrist injury, and the middle two seasons were effectively identical. All we can effectively conclude from that trend is that 2010 was a down year. Asserting either the start or endpoints as reliable data, especially from such a small set. You need at least one more season after 2010 to establish a clear trend.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So my argument is that Cody is past peak age, likely to get worse, and has been getting slowly worse over time

Your rebuttal is that, no, not only is he getting worse, he’s getting worse and getting more injured.

And, no, sorry, we can make more conclusions than that. We can see that 2008 was a worse year than 2007, even if he only got 200 PAs in 2007. We can see that 2009 was a worse year than 2008, even if only slightly. We can see that in 2010, he was worse still than the year before, and he got hurt too. And we can see that in 2011, he’s been worse so far than in 2010, and he started the year hurt again.

All those signs point to decline. Decline is not guaranteed in any given year, but it is guaranteed over time. As the great Joe Posnanski wrote recently:

Age is undefeated. That’s not true for SOME players. It’s true for ALL players.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comes across less like analysis, and more like bending the available information to make it look like a definitive trend. That’s my problem.

Whether Cody is in decline is not so much at issue as his ability to maintain productivity. Your assertion is effectively he has been in decline since he debuted, which is based on a frankly warped and lazy analysis. The fact that there is a downward trend is a given, but observing WHY that trend is there is pleasantly glossed over to make a point that wasn’t very well supported to begin with.

30 is pretty much the very beginning of the decline phase, and even then not all players begin their decline at the same time. But why acknowledge a spectrum when you can speak in absolutes to try and make a point?

As it turns out, Cody in his career as a Giant is much closer to his Marlin numbers than your insistence of decline would suggest, and a rebound in BABIP this season back towards his career value would have him at more or less the same place as he was in 2008 and 2009.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the aggregate

All baseball players over 30 tend to get worse, not better.

Cody is over 30. Therefore, I believe it is more likely that he will get worse than better.

I am not twisting the numbers. I’m not withholding information. Any person who wants to can go to fangraphs or baseball reference and see that Cody Ross has not had a season where he hit better than the one before since 2007.

That is not a lazy analysis. That is not a warped analysis. That is a fact. You can offer all the explanations you’d like, but I see no convincing evidence to believe that a player who hasn’t improved in 4 years will, now that he’s over 30, start improving.

I do not expect Cody to be bad. I do expect him to decline, as I would expect any player in his situation to decline.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying that all his seasons are equivalent, fungible data points is pretty lazy.

It makes broad assumptions and generalizations that do not hold up under anything more than a cursory glance. It necessarily assumes that his true talent level in 2007 was higher than at any other point in his career, that the difference between 2008 and 2009 is statistically meaningful, it assumes that the wrist injury has aversely affected his true talent level for his career, and it assumes that his true talent level is also lower in 2011 based on a 120 PA sample.

Never mind the inherent hypocrisy considering your normal orthodoxy about sample sizes and plate discipline. There isn’t evidence to suggest that Cody will get better – something that you should note I never actually suggested – but the hard evidence to suggest that he is getting decidedly worse remains tenuous at best.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I'm saying doesn't ASSUME anything

Because I’m just relaying a fact. If you’re that concerned about the small sample of his 2007 season, then fine, let’s ignore it.

2008: 106 wRC+
2009: 105 wRC+
2010: 101 wRC+
2011 : 91 wRC+ (though fangraphs hasn’t updated yet so this doesn’t include tonight’s HR, which will bump him up a few more points)

I never said he was getting decidedly worse. I said he’s getting worse, and he has been for years. That is backed up both by Cody’s own numbers and the aging curve.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, if you’re saying that it’s indisputable that he’s been getting worse, which would appear to be the implication by this point, then you’re saying he’s been getting decidedly worse.

And I’ve still seen nothing to convince me that the discrepancy since 2008 and 2009 is anything more than statistical noise that should be ignored, as we would for any player that has had a career of longer than four seasons.

The most that you’ll be able to sell me on is that he’s been declining for year, singular.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

He’s declined for a year. He is past peak age. That is sufficient information to make an educated guess that he’ll continue to decline. That how age-related decline works.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emphis on "guess."

Age 30 is still the cusp of the decline phase, and Cody has had a relatively short career to date.

That’s how analysis on a case-by-case basis works.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, of course it's a guess

If you have a sure thing, let us know – we can all get rich at the track.

As far as I’m concerned, the onus is on the person who believes Ross will defy the aging curve and his recent trends in performance to explain why.

Did you know that Cody had a career high BABIP last year? And he was still worse than the year before.

His ISO has shrunk from well above average in 2008, to right about average in 2009, to below average in 2010. His power is evaporating. He’s compensated by taking a few more walks, but his BB%s are still below average.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Evaporating."

After today, his ISO and OBP are back up to his total from last year despite a deflated BABIP, and his walk rate is sitting at 9.9%. If he creeps back up to a .300 BABIP and keeps walking, I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up sitting somewhere between his 2009 and 2010 numbers.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I wouldn't be surprised either

But that doesn’t mean it’s the most likely result.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

Ross has been nothing if relatively consistent. I don’t expect him to continue hitting .230.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

2008 – 2010 isn’t decline

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by oldjacket on May 31, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

One could infer from that graph that except for one good and one bad year, he has been withing spitting distance of average each year he played. In fact to my untrained eye it looks like his decline is much less significant than his ability to hew to averageness.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

But Cody has not been getting better - he has been getting marginally worse. And he is past peak age, which means we should continue to expect him to get marginally worse over time.

That is all I am saying.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody’s arguing that Cody’s getting better. Remaining more or less average is an option, too.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the ZiPS argument all over again.

On the aggregate, yes, player x over 30 is likely to have a demonstrable decline. That doesn’t preclude individual instances being pushed one way or the other by relevant circumstances.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I've said this entire time

Is that Cody has been slowly declining, and the most likely thing is that he will continue to slowly decline.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whee, you missed my point.

Stick a fork in it.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've yet to present a reasonable relevant circumstance

You’ve provided his injury as an explanation for his down 2010 performance, but injuries aren’t exactly a sign of good things to come in future performance. You’ve said his BABIP this year will rebound and provide a boost to performance, but Ross actually had a BABIP 20 points above his career average last season and he still had a down season.

Let me put it to you this way: If I offered you an even money bet and said that you could bet either that Ross will have a wRC+ lower or higher than he did last season, which would you take?

For me, taking the under would be a fairly obvious choice.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have, you’ve just chosen to write it off in favor of blanket statements. I know what you are arguing, I just find it to be willfully obstinate.

Like I said, the argument isn’t going anywhere, so I’m done with it.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willfully obstinate should be my motto

Internet arguments rarely go anywhere, so your second point is well taken.

Just for fun though, wanna make a bet?

End of season, Cody Ross has a wRC+ of more or less than 101?

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take the bet. His wRC+ will be over 101.

All I ever said was that he was consistent (which would infer that he will improve this year given his low numbers thus far), if that makes any difference to you guys.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant his age relative to the ages of Burrell and Huff, sorry didn’t make that clear.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now that's not the choice, though

it’s Belt vs Burrell/Rowand. That SHOULD be an easy call, but bochy.

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore. Don’t think the Marlins are coming back from eleven down.

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win, Rowand gets hurt

Life is good. Too bad it didn’t happen in a collision with Tejada.

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by rxmeister on May 30, 2011 4:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Meh

There might be something gained from Rowand getting hurt, but I don’t think it’s cool to wish injury upon someone.

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by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it cool to wish for an injury with minimal pain inflicted?

by EricW on May 30, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so deliciously snarky I might need to make 2 sock puppets jut to green it.

Upgrade by injury – It is the Giants way.

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life is good. Too bad it didn’t happen in a collision explosion with Tejada.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

He’s actually been playing at full health this whole time? My god.

by JSing on May 30, 2011 4:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

and out hitting our everyday 1B.

Thing A

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t been around much recently. The worst thing in the history of ever happened a few days back and a lot of people have lost their god and are wandering aimlessly thought the interwebs, looking for outputs for their anger.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, abandonment of decency for cause is still abandonment of decency.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. We can’t get mad if other people are celebrating Posey’s injury if we are celebrating Rowand’s.

Or, we can, but it would be extremely hypocritical.

by belilaugh on May 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypocrisy? Around here? NEVER!

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on May 30, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s, like, one person in this thread who has celebrated Rowand’s injury.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a reference to my unfortunate and accidental ":)" after the injury?

Because otherwise, the vast majority of people on here were not really celebrating that injury, especially since it’s, you know, led to Miguel Tejada being the only viable option at third. I think most people maybe weren’t surprised by it, but they felt bad about it.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was not a reference to that. But there were definitely a few who took a “good riddance to bad rubbish” attitude toward his injury; I may even be quoting verbatim.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hardly remember more than one or two comments like that – they were definitely the minority and I would guess that most of them were shouted down if they were made.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

An attitude can be present in a community without being representative of a community. It may have been a minority, but it’s still important to acknowledge that the attitude is there and has a voice.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but along the same lines, I don’t think it’s fair to behave as though those minority views are representative of the community, which is what often (usually?) happens.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 31, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol grougthink

I didn’t read the original hypocrisy comment as implying that it was a majority opinion, but I could be wrong.

I’ll go out on a limb and speculate, though, that the vitriol leveled at Tejada this year and wishing injury on him isn’t as far apart as we’d like to believe. There’s been some very venomous stuff bandied about.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair point.

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by jponry on May 31, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

esp when you consider that was the last pitch Mark DeRosa may ever see. Hopefully he, like Pat, comes back as a coach next year (unless Pat takes another small deal as a PH/spot starter)

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by giant4life83 on May 31, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has been broken, apparently, since mid-2009 and had 3 (?) wrist surgeries. I am not a doctor, and I didn’t stay in Holiday Inn last night, but I’d say he needs to hang them up.

I’d like to see DeRosa go on as a coach somewhere in the system. He might make a good bench coach. I am very amused at the thought of Burrell coaching.

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true. I only read one.

But I also find a lot of hypocrisy ‘round these parts relating to injuries since Buster went down. I’m pretty sure that’s not a surprise to anyone.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on May 30, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I’ve found the same hypocrisy you have. What do you mean by that, exactly?

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reaction over Posey’s injury, I felt, went beyond that of a baseball fan rooting for a team. There was almost a sense of anger around here as if we were all Buster Posey’s friends and family.

Disappointment, sympathy for the player, frustration, etc. are all understandable. But I felt uncomfortable with all the outcry as if people were trying to make this something more than what it was — a baseball injury (Albeit a very unfortunate one for Giants fans and for the league.)

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on May 31, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that makes sense to me – the reaction was probably somewhat over the top, but Buster Posey is important to a whole lot of people here.

I don’t really see how it qualifies as hypocrisy though.

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by jponry on May 31, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Adding on to this

I was talking to the butcher at the store today, and he was talking about upset he was about Posey getting injured, and how Buster is one of his favorite players. Then I had to explain who Eli Whiteside was and that he has, in fact, been on the team since 2009.

When people say that Buster Posey could run for mayor and win, they’re not kidding. Sports are a big deal to a lot of people.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I mean, I’m speaking as a guy who sat down and watched the the Tigers with his grandpa for years when the Tigers were losing 100+ games but they were the only significant thing in an 85-year-old man’s life.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on May 31, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. Buster Posey is — or at least should be — important to you if you’re a Giants fan, as a Giants fan.

I think there was a lot of overblown anger and reaction misdirected at Cousins, at the rulebook, etc. When there is a presence of emotion like this and it is exaggerated to try and make a point, it constitutes hypocrisy on some level.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on May 31, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Humans are inherently emotional and irrational; it’s hardly a concept novel to McC, Giants fans, or anyone else.

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You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, thanks for that.

I get it. Emotion and to some extent irrationality are why I’ve been coming to this site for so long. Doesn’t mean I can’t have my own emotion, right? And what I’m saying, is I felt it getting heavy around here and it sucked.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on May 31, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel you on that. I’ve been trying to encourage people to focus on what the team is moving forward and not the coulda-woulda-shouldas. I imagine it will improve with time, but that will be when I am not here, so I’ll be my windbag self about living for today until my internet access goes poof in a week.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The anger toward Cousins was misplaces, of course, but I don’t see how it’s wrong to want the rules changed.

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by El Person on May 31, 2011 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's a difference between celebrating

And objectively realizing that an injury to a player like Rowand or Tejada may actually benefit the team, or even believing that to be true.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 31, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great game

Hope to start seeing more from everyone, just like today!

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on May 30, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, subject line?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwww shit. sorry :(

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one slim, handsome tower.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 30, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like grand slams…..need one every game

by skunk5150 on May 30, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dingerz?!

I like wins. Please produce more of them, Giants.

My other thought is that 7 IP, 2 ER is about what I would hope for from Bumgarner. Kid had a good start today, despite another inept 3B umpire.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

So basically, we just need to hit a grand slam in every game

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by Prussian Creole on May 30, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It's sustainable

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by Mdizzle138 on May 30, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna go ahead and approve this request.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

every inning

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK.

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by fracon on May 30, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

By jove, I think you’ve got it.

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by timmeh on May 30, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you, some kind of wizard genius?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on May 30, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was pretty sweet.

Can haz more grand slams?

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by Ceora on May 30, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This would be better if the Giants weren’t up 7-2.

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

picky, picky, picky

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by timmeh on May 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point is look how SHOCKED he is!

/batting helmet askew

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

d'awwwww

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woody!

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by iammclovin on May 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Then apparently coach McDowell was doing this sort of gesture with a bat. Looked kinda like this.”

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on May 30, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recap?

What was with the stolen bases? Was McClellan in the dirt so much the Giants felt they could run (on Molina)? Or were these busted hit-and-runs or bunts or something? I though Crawford was not a base stealer and Huff, well….

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by kennv on May 30, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Crawford ran on a pitch in the dirt....

but it was Bumgarner at the plate, so likely not a hit and run.

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by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff's always been sneaky quick

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by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oldest baby giraffe on the team.

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by gallo del cielo on May 30, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best route runner in rightfield......skinny post on the way to making a routine flyball a double.

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by Penitentiary Face on May 30, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol azsnakepit

who’s first now?

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by Belgutei E on May 30, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I do believe we are currently tied and they play later on today.

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by timmeh on May 30, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re still first.

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember last week when Volstad was busy lowering his ERA from 5.73 to 5.40 against the Giants?

And Cousins was busy breaking Buster’s leg and we couldn’t muster much against Volstad the stiff? The D’backs kicked his ass with a line of: IP – 3.1, H – 8, R – 5, ER – 5, BB -1 , K – 2. God, stuff like this pisses me off when we make mediocre pitchers look legitimate.

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by Penitentiary Face on May 30, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tip the dumpster your cap

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just dropped in to say, "Yea!"

It was radio today, that and my grandnephew finagled a beginners guitar from me. That’s what I get for letting him ride along to the Guitar Center for some new string sets.

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by timmeh on May 30, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So Bumgarner has overtaken Tejada in OPS and only trails Huff by 0.013

by dhp318 on May 30, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

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by timmeh on May 30, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

When will Torres stop stinking up the joint with all his terrible hitting? O WHEN WILL IT END?!?!!?

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s turned back into a pumpkin

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by Prussian Creole on May 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you want to be blatant about it. Mine is more cerebral.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choke stink tower.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The announcers disagreed, but I thought that ball caught the line. The ump’s call was weird, though.

by Evan on May 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

other teams dicker around with their prospects

gigglegigglegiggle

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 30, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Last time we dickered around with a young pitcher,

…we ended up with a Dirty Sanchez

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on May 30, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I know it’s dumb, but I’m already sold on Brandon Crawford. When he jumped on that hanging curve, he looked like a man who had walked to the plate with a plan.

by Evan on May 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s made a lot of solid contact, and he’s worked a lot of good counts. He passes the less-than-a-week eye test with flying colors.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has looked surprisingly competent at the plate, but my main impression is that I’m starting to have a different feeling about ground balls to the left side than I’m used to.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed! I might even refrain from averting my eyes and see how that goes.

by Evan on May 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s that called when the shortstop moves in front of the ball and picks it up and throws it to first? I am getting used to those.

Also, I’m sure he’ll slump off here pretty soon and we’ll be inundated with “haha Bocock v.2” posts.

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasnt bocock really just cody ransom v2
so crawford would be cody ransom v3

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by operation carrot on May 30, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

like I posted below… I think Crawford is the real deal. He has shown very good discipline in the minors (and here in the majors). Burrell OBPs .100 over his average, Crawford OBPs .80 pts over average, along with .130 over AVG for Belt.

Putting Belt at 1B, Burrell in LF and Crawford at SS for the next week while Huff clears his head would be amazing. That’s 3 very patient hitters in the lineup, which offsets the aggressive ways of Freddy and Andres

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres walks a fair bit, too.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap. How does it not seem like Andres has an OBP .070 over his AVG?

so to be fair, Andres does walk alot, you’re right. I’m not sure what (if any) MLE there is for walk rates to compare with Crawford.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I should be using walk % rather than OBP-AVG, but I’m just used to looking at OBPs and AVGs and doing the math in my head.

As a benchmark, Burrell had a .100 OBP over AVG last year IIRC

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really any reason to think Crawford is gonna walk a lot more than Torres.

Thing A

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

100% Agree

It’s one thing to be hitting as low as Tejada, Huff and some of the other folks in the lineup. It’s a whole new level to be doing it without an OBP that at least sets the table for other folks. If you’re going to hit under .250, you should at least be adding either a) Excellent Power or b) Ability to get on-base in other ways.

The nice thing about Crawford’s mini-run lately has also been his ability to inject some speed into a position that doesn’t see much of it with Fontenot and Tejada.

by Drug Runner SF on May 31, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

His defense alone so far has been a welcome improvement. If the hitting follows, even better.

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by breadfan7 on May 30, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I caught the last few innings of the game tonight, and he made some flashy plays.

If Bork puts Miggy back at SS after Pablo returns, I will be very angry.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you, SSS but he looks like he has an idea as opposed to just hacking and defense is terrific

by skunk5150 on May 30, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll address letters to the pitchers of the league asking them to continue hanging breaking balls to him

Crawford is going to have a very ugly streak, and probably pretty soon. A good hitter he ain’t. I hope Sabean isn’t mistaking a couple days good performance for a lack of need to upgrade at short.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good thing is, they have a while til the trade deadline. Until then, I am perfectly willing to see how he pans out. He won’t be worse than the pile we have been trotting out there.

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by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, since Crawford and Belt seem to be the only rays of hope in this team right now (and Belt isn’t even playing), I’d like something to believe in.

Crawford has been making solid contact off all types of pitches, though. Not just the ones he gets hits on.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, he has things he’ll need to work on, but right now he’s the best option, and he has the potential to be an exciting young player

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary BrLOLwn

3 for 4 with 2 SB

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did we hate this pick again? Dude seems legit.

Jarret Parker and Carter Jurica though… oh my.

by EricW on May 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he only walked like 6 times his senior year

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was also right in the middle of the first lengthy Giants VROOOOOOM obsession, and he pretty much seemed like they drafted him for nothing but VROOOOOM..

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

(9)

But yeah he looked like a future Carlos Gomez, but so far he has been legit. I’d like to see him in Richmond soon

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by Gobroks on May 30, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

His batting average suggested "Why walk when hitting's more fun and I'm so f..."

(he was already out of earshot before finishing the sentence)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on May 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, we've never been too great at drafting position players...

On the other side of the coin, Heath Hembree (of the 15.9 K/9) really boils my potato.

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by grape on May 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes my potato. That is shiny.

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, I’m not really counting on him to accomplish anything, so I’ll just admire that K-rate.

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was fine with the pick, but let’s face it: The Giants have weakness for vroom and a big ol’ blindspot when it comes to the importance of plate discipline. It was not unreasonable to worry that they’d drafted Aaron Rowand minus any power.

by Evan on May 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRANDON BELT IS NOT AGGRESSIVE ENOUGH

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by grape on May 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t hate the pick.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've yet to hate a pick since following the Giants

Mostly because I always figure they brain trust knows more than I do.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on May 30, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooo

One more week in SJ please!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In two weeks I’ll be done with finals and I’ll be able to head over to Municipal Stadium.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got to see all of it!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

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by can of corn on May 30, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes. All of it.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 30, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that, and more.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the by

Do you want a Family Weekend pass? Or anyone else who has kids? I don’t really have much use for it.

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by Natto on May 30, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the SJ GIants? Hells yeah! That would be cool.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 30, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I can mail it to you or somethin.

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by Natto on May 30, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantabulous. We can DM via FB. Thanks muchly!

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by can of corn on May 30, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

might as well just trade him. Not like Bork would ever play the kid regularly unless he hits a GS in his first ML game.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

I’d love to be able to transition from Torres to Brown in two or three years.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres will age well, IMO. This is just based on the great condition he keeps himself in.

Torres in RF, Brown in CF, Belt possibly in LF if he doesn’t go back to 1B

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neal!

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s right!

how’s he doing?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not injured anymore.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOM

30 SB for the season already.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chopped

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring me up to speed on your MM discussions...

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by grape on May 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Buster's FB page

“Sorry I haven’t been able to post any updates until now. Yesterday’s surgery was successful and I’m going to do everything I can to be back better than ever in 2012. I’ve also had some time to read through the thousands of posts and I want to thank everyone for their thoughts, prayers, and well wishes. It has meant a lot to me and my family and we appreciate the support.”

/don’t know how to block text, sorry

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by timmeh on May 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome

not the injury, but him

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is well-loved. Posey represented everything that was right with Giants Baseball.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not. I said “he is” not “he was”.

Unless you’re talking about “represented” vs “represent”, in which case I will point out the fact that ever since he was injured, Giants Baseball has felt like the losing days of old, ie, it’s not the same as the New Giants.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing days of old? Try the ’70s.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha, very true. They’ve just felt like it’s 2008 rather than 2011 since we lost Posey.

But they won 88 games in 2009 with pretty much Pablo as their offense, and worse pitching than currently. So I’m not gonna say it’s over yet, not at all. The Posey shock has worn off, and I’m looking forward to Pablo coming back/Crawford/Belt.

They can still win 90 games.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

First post

Hi, McCoven.

I did not watch, listen or check for updates at all today. Mainly because I’m in a personal losing streak when paying attention to the games. So I’ll take full credit for the win, right after:

Torres
Ross
Bumgarner
The hot dog vendor who may or may not have distracted McClellan with a shiny hot dog box while Torres was up

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I like your username. How long have you been a lurker?

by EricW on May 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

About a year or so. Don’t know why it took me so long to make an acct

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants actually had to start scoring some runs before you could make the account.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on May 30, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you he was my nemesis.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting. I’ve got giantfansince1976 or whatever, and now you’ve got your nemesis.

I killed giantfansince so I could reign superior

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may end up being a 50 year war between me and that positive new guy haha

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, you’ll need soldiers. And lots of them.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like where this conversation is headed.

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the nation of can’t buy a run has a strong defense. You are in trouble young one, and WELCOME! Now prepare for battle.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the record, Cant buy a run will win almost every day for the Giants.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL

by Prussian Creole on May 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

also, your username is a great work of satire

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

It could be a work of satire, but the name itself is not team specific. Even still, one can hope, right?

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto ought to be around with a shiny GIF shortly.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I still act surprised?

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. He’s busy with other stuff, though.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also take credit. I stopped watching to make a drawing, and when I stopped drawing the Giants had scored 5 new runs.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look, it’s my username nemesis, in play, run(s). We meet again foe.

Suck it Mat Latos rolls of the tongue so nicely

Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork. Grumble Bork Grumble Grumble. - Translated Gritty Gamers are Gritty and Gamerly.

by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't_buy_a_run

So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.

Wait, what?

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say "Welcome!"

But since you’ve been lurking here for a year, you’re not really new to the party. Now that I think about it, I think I liked you more when I didn’t know you. ;-)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on May 30, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Lurking” is the wrong word, really. I’ve been reading Grant’s blog for about a year now, but only recently did I come to the realization that the posters here aren’t as horrid as some of the other Giants sites I’ve visited.

Although, with a “welcome” like that… ;)

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which sites do you visit? The posters at Bay City Ball are very good gentlemen.

by EricW on May 30, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cram it, EricW! You’ll ruin our nerdcred!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

THOSE GUYS AT BCB ARE ANIMALS

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t want to trash any other sites, except for the main Giants MB. That was fun for a few years, but gave up on it back in ’07, I think.

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres <3
MadBum <3

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

me too dude

Bumgarner is 21. 21. Third starter at best!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner was drafted 2 years after I graduate high school

I still can’t believe how young he is.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on May 30, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait until players are born after you started going to games

It just gets more so.

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by achiappanza on May 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

or could be your kids…..

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean like

when Ken Griffey Jr. retires, and you remember when his dad was a rookie?

Or hear that Sandy Alomar is playing in a ballgame and think, man, that guy must have played for 30 years by now!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to watch a game where I don't want to pull out my hair

Bumgarner was lights out, Romo should be banned from the game, and the hitting showed up.

Dare I dream that they might start putting up an average of 2-3 runs a game?!

by Gitaroo_Dude on May 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo only had one K? Bochy will promptly forget about him until July

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I misread that as "Fuck you Guillen!"

Somehow, I feel like it still applies, though.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on May 30, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really slows down my browser

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a flaming Romosexual

and I want to shout it from the mountaintops

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on May 30, 2011 5:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

cheezus i (we) needed this one

by 5SB.1WS.NUFFSAID on May 30, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Madison didn’t allow a HR in May.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Would it be wrong to say that he’s been the most consistent pitcher this month?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But WINZ

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong I would give that honor to

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right may I be as I am.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jinx!

He still has 6 hours and 40 minutes left.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on May 30, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail … make that 30 hours and 40 minutes
Uh-oh

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on May 30, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

and pandas due for some rehab games soon? Things are looking up

by 5SB.1WS.NUFFSAID on May 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’ll be rehabbing over the weekend, and be ready for the WSH series at AT&T next Monday

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda's going to skip the rehab assignmentand go straight back to the big team

And he’ll sing “They tried to make me go to rehab I said no no no”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on May 30, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

while hitting home runs standing on his head and farting the star spangled banner?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checked my fantasy teams for the first time in a month

12 out of 12
11 out of 12

Aw yeah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I am winning that league

It rules, but Kyle McLellan failed me today. Oh well.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 30, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I basically only check mine when I hear about a player getting injured who’s on my team. And then I go and it turns out that like eight more of my players are injured.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on May 30, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think my whole teams are injured

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do this and then forget to do anything by the weekly deadline.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lost massive production from Posey and Sandoval on my team :(

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

9th out of 10th

I barely check it out though. I just cut Aroldis Chapman and Adam LaRoche

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by Gobroks on May 30, 2011 6:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

A friend of mine in our league lost 18-0 this week. It was devastating. The thing that made it even worse was that he didn’t have a particularly bad week overall, and his opponent’s wasn’t particularly good, he just got slightly edged out in just about every category.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always take my most devastating losses to the people who don’t check their teams, and it pisses me off.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We play in a 12 team league so that usually doesn’t happen, it’s deep enough to where there’s generally not enough players for everyone to be able to field a solid team of reliable starters so if you’re not doing some switching based on matchups and splits with some of your players you’re at a pretty big disadvantage.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, a picture of MadBum pitching where he's not all FFFFFFF

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Unnatural.

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is him when he’s coasting.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t see the game, but what the hell is that thing above his eyes?

by belilaugh on May 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOKS LIKE FREEDOM

or there’s a Red Hat Society meeting at the yard.

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a Freedom Fries holder.

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by Rolfyboy on May 30, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’ll have liberty cabbage with that frankfurter, good sir! And the caissons go rolling along….

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a horrible picture.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad it's marred by a pokéhat.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fugliest hat ever.

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by can of corn on May 30, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s already released the ball, and is not FFFFFF’ing anymore :(

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

God those hats are fugly.

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think these hats are at least better than last years all white with the US flag in the SF, but not by much.

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by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey we WON the world seires

Only those who lost should have to wear anyhting like that in public.

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugly hat is ugly

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by Badly Browned on May 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rook. Now you have to carry howtheyscored’s bags on the next roadtrip.

by Evan on May 30, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross.

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason I don’t carry them myself.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“hey!! your bags are a-drippin!!”

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not carrying bags!

/Dez Bryant

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you make a mistake!?

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by Ceora on May 30, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big time.
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by bruddah on May 30, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear to God, if I have to listen to Fox Sports Radio and Grant doesn’t come on, I’m gonna get stabby. Also, it sounds really flangey.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I logged in just in time to hear Grant talk about the Dodgers right before the interview ended.

Talk about disappointing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanely Ramirez on his back
I feel it doing anything. I can’t even put my shoes on. To get up from bed I have to take 10, 15 seconds. I have to do everything slow. That’s the worst pain Ive ever had in my life, in my career, that back…

    I’m getting tingles in my (upper left) leg. That’s not a good sign. That’s what we’re worried about right now, to get this thing out of my leg.

by Hyoton on May 30, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Back injuries are terrible. I’ve tweaked my back and been disabled for two days because of it.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My back is sore right now!

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the stupidest shit sets it off.

/rolls over in bed, backfucks.

The way I talk about my back, it sounds like I’m hurting it all the time. I’ve tweaked it like three times. They are just awful enough to talk about repeatedly.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom worked with a woman who sneezed and did something to her back. Slipped disc? Whatever it was she ended up in the hospital.

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I slipped a disk more than ten years ago. This is the second time it has acted up since then. It’s not bad at all..just annoying getting up and stuff. Walking around, running..no pain. Sitting down and standing up feels like any moment it could hurt.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was basically bedridden for six months once because of my back.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did/almost needed shit fused, right?

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they wanted to just do the surgery and get me back to work but I wanted the more conservative approach of rest and lots of PT… I ended up having to resign and do a worker’s comp settlement.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

agog

does not look like a word

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by can of corn on May 30, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a D&D monster.

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by Natto on May 30, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always think of this.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on May 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes me think of Agrajag

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, not again.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agrocrag

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is that?

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was this one of those kids game shows?

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the only one I wanted to be on.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

you didn’t want to go on Legends of the Hidden Temple?

I COULD HAVE PUT THAT GODDAMN MONKEY TOGETHER

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to go on Double Dare, too, I guess.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonderama ftw!

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always wanted go on Finders Keepers or Nick Arcade.

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICK ARCADE!

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I joined the facebook group about that damn silver monkey a few years ago.

Seriously, largest piece on the bottom, medium-sized piece in the middle, and the head with the long-ass pole on top. How freaking hard is it?

And man, I miss Nick GAS. I could watch that channel all day, especially during summer vacation. Figure It Out, Double Dare 2000, Legends of the Hidden Temple, and GUTS were the shit.

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by mymclife on May 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING AGGRO CRAG

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by RDreamer on May 30, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of Aragog.

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by cheno on May 30, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAGOG

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I so want to believe in Brandon Crawford.

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by rotorueter on May 30, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

no one is stopping you. Well except Bodhy, when Panda gets back and you know…

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t. He’s like Santa.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d also like to be on Crawford’s naughty list.

/giggles

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by rotorueter on May 30, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Slash.

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slash isn’t real!

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except maybe he is…

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked this game

It was good

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by operation carrot on May 30, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

So I fell asleep right after Scott got dinged by that throw… and woke up in time for Romo. Dudes on ESPN radio were speculating that many many MLB teams would love to have Romo as their closer.

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

If wilson wouldnt have become so damn marketable I would actually prefer to trade him and keep romo

People love to over pay for closers
and I think I’ve got a well documented disbelief that being a “closer” means anything more than a really good reliever just the same as any other really good relievers

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by operation carrot on May 30, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to trade Wilson for Alexei Ramirez if Kenny Williams would bite.

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd want gordon beckham as well

We’ll throw in the 2 time wold champion chicago hero all star aaron rowand to!

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by sfgiants420 on May 30, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they could use a lefty SP, too. Best #5 starter in the game!

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong is a righty

oh wait-

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by RDreamer on May 30, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man that'd be sweet

But Alexei just signed a 4 yr extension so he’s likely staying in the South side

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by Gobroks on May 30, 2011 6:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

if hembree is for real

than wilson could be on the market at the end of 2012

would miss the guy…but he is gonna cost an arm and a leg….and a beard…to keep

by bacci40 on May 30, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLD

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the Giants realize just how valuable he is, and don’t trade him for a shitty catcher or Reyes.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

?!?!?

Romo for Reyes would be a steal.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

They could even throw in Ishikawa!

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the Mets, yes.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

?!?!?

Madness. The best relief pitcher in baseball is still a relief pitcher. If you can trade any relief pitcher for the best SS going in the majors, even if it’s only for a stretch run.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 months of Reyes is not worth 4 YEARS of Romo.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

it very well could be pretty darn close.

If Romo’s not used as a closer, his WAR ceiling is probably about 2.

Assuming best case scenario for Romo, Romo probably won’t do 8 WAR the rest of the year, but he’s on pace for 6 more and I think 3-4 is pretty reasonable.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typo. And Reyes might bring comp picks. But the Mets would probably close with him and he’d promptly reel off four straight five-win seasons.

by wcw on May 30, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 WAR for top closers who get a lot of mileage in a season is usually pretty fair.

4 WAR, I think you’d have to be pretty bullish on him.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The second Romo should be Reyes

which should be obvious from the rest of the comment :p

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got tunnel vision there.

Damn.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo is about to obliterate 2 WAR

And he’s barely pitching.

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by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is it now, 31 K’s/1 BB?

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by bgunn on May 31, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 0.64 xFIP

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

He’s at 0.8 fWAR, 0.7 bWAR.

by wcw on May 31, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but in 16 innings.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s getting the innings he’s getting. He’s on pace for 2.1-2.4 WAR, which is hardly obliteration.

by wcw on May 31, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He went like 3 weeks while pitching less than 2 IP. When he starts getting the normal 3-4 IP per inning he’ll reach 3 WAR.

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by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

In less than 50 IP, as a non-closer. For the workload and the situational leverage adjustments, he’s racking up a ton of WAR.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

0.7 WPA

Ramon Ramirez has 1.2.

by wcw on May 31, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Romo is a reliever. Reyes is probably a Top-5 shortstop. It’s really no contest.

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by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo, in the middle of a ridiculous season, is worth 0.8 WAR.

Reyes, even with only one HR this year, is worth 2.9 WAR so far this year.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

his hamstring just split in half while you were typing that

TBH, that’s the only thing that keeps me from wanting the Giants to pay whatever it takes to get him. Little freaked out about his health

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

averaged 620+ PAs from 2005-2010

Thing A

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironman Miguel Tejada will have 620 PAs this year too!

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a rental of Reyes? No way.

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by rxmeister on May 30, 2011 6:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

this is the key factor

young, cost-controlled, great reliever for 4 months of injury-prone-but-still-awesome SS. It’s not as obvious as you’d think.

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. I don’t think I made the rental part of my statement clear. I wouldn’t give up Romo for a rental SS

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relief pitchers are too volatile

Joakim Soria was among the best relievers in all of baseball last season. The Royals didn’t want to trade him. They wish they had now.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not all relievers are volatile, and Romo has shown consistency

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So had Soria, probably more so than Romo.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know who Soria is. Clownball league?

I still wouldn’t trade Romo for a Reyes rental, though. He could be the closer of the future in SF if Wilson wants too much money.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Royals closer

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not any more!

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by can of corn on May 30, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/makes gratuitous explosion noises

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really want to trade Romo for anyone

And the Mets wouldn’t do it

But it would be a steal for the Giants.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Mets want prospects or cheap ML players, I see. They don’t plan to be winning anytime soon.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until Romo Ks Reyes to end a game that eliminated the Gmen from the playoffs. ;)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised it hasn't been mentioned at all, but I'll just leave it here.

Romo throws a lot of sliders. Even though they do not come in at particularly high velocities, they exert the arm much more than the typical fastball does.

When you look at pitchers who rely that much on the slider, you see a lot of arm injuries. It’s not fun to think about, but the injury risk to Romo is no small matter, and I would trade Romo straight up for Reyes without even thinking about it.

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by dregarx on May 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by Gobroks on May 30, 2011 11:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It is the hard power sliders (80-90mph range) that really put serious stress on an arm.

Romo, like you said, throws 78mph sliders. And the fact that he doesn’t throw many pitches is far is his favor, too. I’d be willing to bet he throws less than 3 pitches per out on average.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take that bet

How much do you have to lose?

by wcw on May 31, 2011 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not that injury prone and you also get two high draft picks. Its pretty obvious.

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

even if it was just for a rental it would be worth it. I mean even sans posey we could still in theory contend

and reyes would contribute a lot more to that than romo could
plus if he walks thats two draft picks

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by operation carrot on May 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASSuming the mets would even consider this (far from likely),

you’d have to weigh what you get from Reyes this year + draft picks vs. what you’d get from a cheap Romo over the course of his career. I think it’s probably worth it to upgrade a huge offensive need, but hey- if Crawford keeps thinking he’s CARL crawford at SS, then maybe you hold off.

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no, not for a rental.

Romo has far more value over his career as a Giant than Reyes will have in the remainder of this year.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but you also get 2 picks for when Reyes walks. So there’s that.

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm… that is true. Though the Mets want prospects, right? Romo would cost them money immediately, and we lose him from the ’pen.

I’d trade Wheeler (someone who won’t affect the big-league team right now) and then take the comp picks if Reyes doesn’t stay.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wheeler (+some lesser prospects) for Reyes would be pretty fair.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would feel like a stomach punch a little at first

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah,

hence the “at first”

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, it would. But the possibility of 6 WAR over the remainder of the year sure sounds nice.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes couldn't do 6 WAR in a half season

Probably 2-3. But considering he’d be replacing below-replacement-level production, it’d be a bigger upgrade than that still.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s currently on pace for about 6 WAR the rest of the year. Which he probably will not be able to sustain.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think they should have sent S. T. Rawman to buy the minority interest in the Mets last week!

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAR doesn’t take into account Romo being able to shut teams down for an inning or two in games we usually end up winning. There is a great value to having a guy that you can count on to keep your opponent in check. This is not something WAR can ever hope to quantify.

Reyes gets you there. Romo keeps you there. WAR is a statistic. It has little to do with what is actually happening on the field.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, god, not this again.

There are statistics that measure how important a situation is.

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’d have more leads if we had Reyes though.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we would blow more leads without Romo.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless

an every day player is always going to be more valuable than a 60 inning a year reliever.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that. I don’t agree that draft picks balance things out. Romo is special, I think we can all agree on that. I would much rather have the known commodity over a few years than a few months of another known commodity.

IF Reyes guaranteed a WS, that would make things different. Our path to a WS will be harder (in the playoffs) without Romo than it would be with Reyes. Pitching becomes way more valuable in the playoffs.

On top of this. We could potentially just sign Reyes and have both.

Wheeler for Reyes? I’d wait and see what Crawford does first.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any good every day player.

For comparison, in 2010 Brian Wilson put up an ERA of 1.81 in 74.2 IP and was worth 2.7 fWAR.

Also in 2010, Jose Reyes had a line of .282/.321/.428 in 605 PAs and with a UZR of -5.0, and was worth 2.8 fWAR.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure.

Again, though, Wilson gets a boost to WAR because of the high leverage innings he pitches, something that isn’t true to quite as great a degree with Romo.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which only further proves your point.

Wilson pitched a metric butt-ton of high leverage innings and performed very well. Reyes had a meh season at a premium position, but put together 600 PAs. They were about equally valuable.

The best relievers are only worth so much. Even Rivera’s best season (not counting the one where he threw 107 innings) was only worth 3.3 WAR.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you were arguing against me.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Agreeing with the qualifier that we should limit the rule of position players > relievers to position players of consequence. I love Nate, but he’s not likely to ever have a season as good as Romo would be capable of as a closer.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d do Nate for Reyes. Good idea.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU TWO

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAR doesn’t take into account Romo being able to shut teams down for an inning or two in games we usually end up winning.

Yes it absolutely does.

Reyes gets you there. Romo keeps you there.

How can Romo keep us somewhere if we never get there? HMMM?

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I interject

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by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

like for example, the people who say losing Posey will only affect the team for 3-4 wins this year.

I could probably attribute 2 or 3 losses to losing Posey already, not to mention what affect it might have on the staff- many pitchers became better when Posey urgued them to use different pitches more often. (cain talked about the changeup, timmeh about the fastball).

Posey was a pitcher whisperer.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attributing losses solely to not having Posey is silly though. There at least 8 other players on the field in every game and usually more than that.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing Posey definitely cost us the game on Thursday. Huff said it was like a morgue and the team was just playing dead. Had Posey not been injured, we may have won that game.

Of course, you could argue that had Posey caught the ball on Wednesday we could have ended up winning that game, in spite of the injury.

Statistically Posey’s loss may account for some WAR. Stats don’t mean squat out on the field. Stats measure the past, NOT the future.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems like a big stretch. It’s possible that a Posey hangover affected the team. But it’s not as though the offense was tearing things up before his injury either.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster wasn’t carrying the team, and they weren’t scoring a ton of runs.

But it’s impossible to say losing Posey hasn’t had a large effect on the team lately. We didn’t just lose our catcher- we lost our cleanup hitter, too. This lineup is a collection of parts with no drivetrain. Hopefully Pablo gives this lineup a backbone again.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We also lost the team leader. That’s the most important bit.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going on what Huff said. If he said the team wasn’t focused on the game, I will believe that. Thursday the team did look pretty dead.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They looked pretty dead on Monday too, and Posey was in the lineup.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems like a convenient excuse for the team hitting like crap. The offense has been pretty crappy almost all year.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by that, I don’t mean to say that Posey’s loss doesn’t have an effect. But one player cannot single handedly win or lose games in baseball. To say that the Giants have lost 3 games that they would have won with Posey since he went down is ridiculous.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t have put a number on it, you’re right.

but I also feel like this is one of those “intangibles” that are quantifiable yet have a large impact.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like the Giants were playing great up until that point.

They got shut out by a pitcher who shut them out last time they faced him. Not having Posey obviously didn’t help, but it hardly is the reason the Giants lost.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But value accumulated in one season is more valuable than value accrued over a course of years

You’d rather have a 3 win player for one year than a 1-win player for three years.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on the cost

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is true, without cost taken into account. but without that context, its a blanket statement.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Reds announcers

Are two of the worst in the game. It amazes me that tom brennerman (or however you spell it) gets so many national jobs the guy is worse than joe buck and thats being nice to him.

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by sfgiants420 on May 30, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The Mr. agrees. He says when he was a kid everybody would just listen to the radio anyway.

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate MLB network

It’s either red sox white sox or reds brewers and of course they figure us out in California want to see the reds brewers along with two of the worst announcers in baseball.

/brandon phillips makes routine play

WOO BABY BRANDON PHILLIPS GOLD GLOVE PLAY! WOO BABY WOO!

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by sfgiants420 on May 30, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they had to go with the Reds announcers, it’s not like the brewers have a good one.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever heard the Marlin’s announcers?

by pdxdublove on May 30, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grants description of them is perfect

It’s a tie between them and the white sox announcers as the worst in the business. You also have to consider the racist piece of shit michael kay and all the slobbering scum bags YES employs to do color.

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by sfgiants420 on May 30, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with Ken Singleton?

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to find the video where Jeff Brantley said that Edwin Encarnacion shouldn’t be batting in the bottom of the ninth because he couldn’t get down two bunts, then E5 hit a walk-off home run.

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by baetown415 on May 30, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been hacked

Someone’s z’d through the thread for me!

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by DrDC on May 30, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hehehe Fred Lewis with the RBI single.

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I landed on the game last night right as a ball was hit to LF. The LF’er took an awkward route to the ball and looked unsure of himself when catching, which all seemed so familiar. Cue the announcer: “And Lewis with the catch”. Aha!

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I landed on it during Kimbrel's save.

Unsurprisingly, Lewis was the only Red who could lay off 99 mph heat out of the zone.

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by dregarx on May 30, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/strikes out on front-door slider

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by GrooveGiant on May 31, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

A consequence of that attitude at the plate is backwards Ks.

But hey, check this out: hitters are actually more productive when they take the close ones on 3-2 than when they try to hit them.

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by dregarx on May 31, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Fred is 30?

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

my self-imposed Giants ban is lifted because of Brandon Crawford

I see in the box score he had a hit, rbi, sb…. looking like an exciting young player to watch. Great defense, an OBP-AVG of .080 in the minors (indicating very good plate discipline). Couldn’t ask for more. He could be a guy who posts a .330 OBP, which is awesome.

For now, that fixes our SS problem, I’d say. Liking what I’m seeing from the kid.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SSS

He can’t hit at all.

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

saying he can't hit at all seems unfair

he was average-ish in AA last year.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wow, I didn’t realize that he had learned to walk.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind, I got his MLEs and his actual numbers confused

MLE for 2010 is still .192/.267/.288.

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Miguel Tejada then?

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by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that OPS is higher than Tejada's

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by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

with worlds better defense.

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yeah

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at that difference between his AVG and OBP. If he can keep his average around .225, his OBP should stay near .300

With that defense, he’s pretty valuable

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only problem is, that means the back of the lineup is a fairly black hole with Whiteside catching, but if his defense remains very solid, I am ok with it because it won’t be better with our current options

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by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of Whiteside, has he even been on base since Posey went down?

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he apparently got a walk yesterday, although I don’t remember the details

by Hyoton on May 30, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

IBB to get to the pitcher maybe?

I haven’t been watching any games since Posey was hurt.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walked today too.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a hit one game in Milwaukee too

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really, for a shortstop in this offensive environment

something like .320/.370 would be like a 90 OPS+

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS BELOW AVERAGE!!!

/rehashes that one argument that one time

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might not be sustainable but we have to take the current offensive environment into account.

Buster was hitting .368/.389 before he went down and that was a 110 OPS+

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I know

I agree with you. The all-caps part was sarcasm

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely for a shortstop

NL Shortstops are hitting .257/ .314/.363 so far in 2011. Lopping off 25 points of BA and 15 points of OBP would make him a well below averaged shortstop.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That average line seems doable though.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

His ZiPS projections and all his recent MLEs are well below that. Well.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

His ZIPS projection of .288/.341 isn’t TOO far off of it. Maybe not right now, but eventually he might be able to have an average bat

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I think you have to assume his bat continues to develop somewhat.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assure you I don't

His bat failed to develop for three years in the minors. Dunno why it would start now that he’s in the majors.

He might become very good. But there’s no precedent for it in his professional career other than 69 PAs in A-ball this year and, uh, 8 in the majors.

Kevin Frandsen had a much better minor league track record, and he too came roaring out of the gate when he first came up. Three hits!

Didn’t stop him from sucking up a storm from then on.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is saying he’s going to become very good? I’m saying that there’s a chance he could hit like an average shortstop someday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

He might become very good an average shortstop. But there’s no precedent for it in his professional career other than 69 PAs in A-ball this year and, uh, 8 in the majors.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a .328 wOBA in AA last year. Obviously translated to the majors that wouldn’t be as good, but it would seem to demonstrate to me that he could develop to be an average SS someday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

haven’t there been reports of a new swing tailored to cut down on strikeouts this year?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

pah

I’ll believe it when he does it for 600 PA.

2009, 22, A+ (Cal), 119 PA, 168 wRC+
2009, ", AA (EL), 423 PA, 79 wRC+
2010, 23, AA (EL), 342 PA, 99 wRC+

Never trust a Cal League breakout, in other words, not if it’s only for a hundred ABs.

by wcw on May 30, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know there are definitely reasons to be skeptical!

But I’d rather see what he can do out there than play Miguel once Pablo comes back.

And I’m totally in favor of trading for Reyes, but I do think Crawford could be an average SS someday.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he can be a plus-defense, minus-bat SS. But he should spend at least one more full season in the minors, maybe two.

by wcw on May 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you love Brandon Crawford so much?

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

JASON BARTLETT

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

NOBODY SAW THAT COMING!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

(new window, goes offsite to “SF Giants Rumors”, feb 2011 interview)

SF Giants Rumors: Which player at Spring Training would you be most interested in picking their brain and why?

Brandon: I think it would be good to talk with Miguel Tejada because he’s been in the game for a long time and has lot of experience. I talked with Renteria a decent amount last year and picked up a few things and I’m sure I can do the same with Tejada. I want to talk to Buster about his approach at the plate last year as a rookie. I’d like to talk about how pitchers he’s never seen before pitched him and how he handled them.

(well, that didn’t pan out)

SF Giants Rumors: In 2010 you hit .236 between San Jose and Richmond. What have you been doing this offseason to work on getting your stroke back?

Brandon: I’ve really worked on making my swing shorter and more direct to the ball. In 2010, I had kind of a long swing with a lot of moving parts. I actually think I had better at bats last year than in 2009, the numbers just didn’t show it. I’m continually working on my approach and making consistent contact.

So he recognizes what’s wrong with his swing and plate approach

by Hyoton on May 30, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

His 2010 was substantially better than his 2009 in double A.

by wcw on May 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, also… right now I give the benefit of the doubt to the kid who is not proving his ZIPs MLEs to be accurate.

ZIPs isn’t right all the time. I choose to believe Crawford is capable of being an average ML shortstop with plus defense.

Also, one could make the argument that since Crawfords defense is so good, that he doesn’t need to hit at the ML-average to still be an overall average SS.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Average hitting with plus defense sounds like Omar. Well, without the style points, but still.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry said it was “doable,” which seems fair enough. Baseball Prospectus gives Crawford a 30 percent chance of posting a .252/.304/.366 line, which more or less backs her up.

In any case, I think there’s not much reason to be optimistic about Crawford if you’re looking at the statistical evidence. But you can look at him as a toolsy guy (considered a first rounder heading into his junior season at UCLA) and dream that he puts it all together.

by Dan from NM on May 30, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

an Andres Torres with age on his side, if you will.

I will dream that.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford-Whiteside-Pitcher is an ugly 1/3 of the lineup. 1-6 had better be pretty damn good to be able to stomach that bottom of the order every day.

Thing A

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, no Rowand/Tejada mention?

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I was wondering where you’d got to.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey man-

I appreciate what you said the other day, too. I realize I’ve been a jackass lately. Haven’t been in a good mood, but that’s no excuse.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a tough week.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

still no excuse. my mood doesn’t have much to do with Posey, rather me being on crutches for awhile now and getting sour

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is: Buster Posey is going to be cranky for the next 6 months or however long he’s going to be crutching it.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and like me, he has a pregnant woman to tend to as well. good luck, Buster!!

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though Posey’s financial situation might make things a little easier for him.

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money is no substitute for love :)

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Why? Arizona blow up?

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game was more enjoyable since I am treating them like little leaguers.

So the Push Pops will go to Torres for his awesomeness, MadBum for his FFFFFF, and Crawford for looking like he wants to throw the ball through a brick wall (plus I like seeing 35 at shortstop.

The juice boxes go to the team because hey we are all winners here.

Freddy and Aubrey’s parents have to buy Pizza for the team tonight though.

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by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Orange slices all around!

by apistat on May 30, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

RE: first for a few hours

I’m not at all afraid of Arizona..so sue me.

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you saying Saunders-Collmenter-Duke doesn’t impress you?

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by sam23 on May 30, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I'm shaking in my boots

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh they havnt been living up to their potential for so long now they are hard to but in to

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by operation carrot on May 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not either

But I wasn’t afraid of the Padres either.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had a good home park

and a bunch of lucky pitchers. The Douchebacks play in a hitter’s park and have shitty pitchers that, given time, will remember they’re shitty.

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is a hitters part essentially worse than a pitchers park?

If playing in a pitchers park was an advantage, every team would have a pitchers park.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not necessarily the case. If playing in a pitcher’s park was a marketing advantage…

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK that it's "worse"

but for how their teams are set up it’s not ideal. The Padres were able to skate by on a luck-based offense because their pitching was so good, and their park played to that (though now is where somebody posts their road record, which was probably good).

I just have a feeling that as we get into the year that the Dbacks’ pitching will come back to earth. Their hitting is pretty good, but ryan roberts surely isn’t THIS good.

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roberts could be another Torres. Or he could just be lucky. I don’t know.

but I agree their pitching won’t last, and their bullpen isn’t this good. They are on a hot streak in a weak division, is all.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘10 Padres ruined the whole regression thing for me, at least for awhile. Until the D’bags are mired in a 10 game losing streak while looking up at both Col and HelLa in the standings, then they’re contenders. Hopefully, if/when this happens we won’t be looking up at them.

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not worried about them. And if need be, we can beat them head-to-head, evidenced by our 5-1 record so far this year. The reason it was so close with the Padres is that we couldn’t beat them.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be afraid!

AZ Snakepit says it’s their time!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 30, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they also tell the Giants to suck it long and hard for losing Posey?

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Their classy editor said he enjoyed Giants fans whining about Posey’s injury.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 30, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Arizona has two runners in scoring position again.

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the Dbacks are annoying.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So, quick poll...

New Gameday or Gameday Classic?

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by tobias on May 30, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

New

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic

Though the new one doesn’t bother me.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on May 30, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

new classic

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by Cant_buy_a_run on May 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlasic

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pickles!!!

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

neww

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The new one’s really grown on me.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

new

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic

Because I already know what the ballparks and players look like.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A agree with you on this topic of skirts. Yes.

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by jctGamer on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like new

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

though

I can’t figure out how to go back and look at an AB that’s already completed after the fact

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. graphics FTW! though I usually just use mlbtv instead of gameday

unless it’s changed since the original, to look at an AB after the fact, I think you go to summary, then click on the inning and batter.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try, but it doesn’t do anything.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it work on the original? Maybe they eliminated the function because storing all the pitch data was bogging down their servers?

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in DBMS speak, they are probably using the same “back end” database for both of the two “front ends”, so the data isn’t redundant.

The ENDS justify the means.

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by drdata24 on May 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I went back to Classic

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on May 30, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

new

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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

New

I really didn’t like the old one.

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Switch back and forth.

Classic for quick info, new if I want to stick around on the page for a while.

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by dregarx on May 30, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

New.

And my friend, who’s new to baseball this season, really digs it.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on May 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't follow game thread,

but if it hasn’t already been done, how about a shopped photo of the Giants’ cap for Game 2:
Princess Beatrice’s hat
cuz that’s the only thing that could be worse than today’s

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by duckcalldan on May 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Keith Law Mock Draft 2
San Francisco
Robert Stephenson, RHP, Alhambra (Calif.) HS

Also hearing best player available here, with genuine interest in Stephenson beyond geography, as well as Ross and Norris.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

it would be cool because we'd have insider info from graham

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norris would be sic

But I am a fan of Stephenson.

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by Gobroks on May 30, 2011 6:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

*sick

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by Gobroks on May 30, 2011 6:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Norris would be sic (sic)

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well played

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by Gobroks on May 30, 2011 11:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What round would this be?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 30, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's only doing round one's.

Law has MCC favorite Kolten Wong going to the Rockies at 20.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In such a pitching-heavy draft, with the Giants track record of developing P prospects, wouldn’t a college position player be a bit dim in R1?

by Deleuzian on May 30, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No supplemental?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s so Wong.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 30, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably best if we don’t draft him, because we clearly wouldnt be able to help ourselves when it comes to terrible puns.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Wong for the day.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the scouts aren’t Wong about him.

by EricW on May 30, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Shit. Someone already made that pun.

by EricW on May 30, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were the first to make that pun, but I was Wong.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allow me to start over

I believe that Kolten bewongs with us

by EricW on May 30, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just keep replacing the word change with chang!

by apistat on May 30, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me so Changry!

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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s time to chang the subject.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WONG IS WIGHT

every time he fucking does something good. I can’t wait.

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by RDreamer on May 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sickels had him there too.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on May 30, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big ups to Jo-Jo Reyes.

My AL sweetheart comes up big.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on May 30, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Tornado warning here

LOL midwest.

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by bondslegend on May 30, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We were watching this thing on NatGeo channel last night about the recent tornadoes.

some real idiots actually driving into twisters trying to get footage.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just went to the MCC Facebook group just because

Everything is so old. It’s interesting.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, right.

/baby steps

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/ nods nods

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Why doesn't anyway drool over The League?

I just watched the Kaboom ep of P&R and and Andre from the league is the Kaboom guy. Is it because The League is on cable and no one knows how awesome it is? Is it because there are only 19 episodes so far and is fairly unknown?
Still waiting for Rob Lowe to show up.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rob Lowe shows up in the 3rd to last episode of s2, I think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a ways to go then. I’m taking my time. Not burning through it. All I’ve got right now is a couple more weeks of South Park and then True Blood at the end of June.

Leslie has gotten so much better. She is still a Michael Scott rip-off but at least has some gumption now. The first season she was just totally retarded. Now she is just naive. I think Ron is my fav character now.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Michael Scott stuff fades away more and more the further into S2 you get.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw one episode on a plan ride (they went camping to plan how to use some money they got from an event). I wasn’t thrilled by the episode as a whole, but Ron Swanson was pretty enjoyable. He is a real person! With a real heart!

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Ron

That episode is good. Like most episodes of the show, I think it’s better if you’ve watched it as part of the whole series though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Offerman is a great woodworker in real life. Like, he makes canoes and bedframes for his friends.

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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I think it’s more that she’s not naive but just ridiculously earnest.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It vacillates between awesome and terrible, but when it’s good it’s very entertaining. Also, when it’s good it is usually when Nick Kroll is heavily involved, and that stoner guy is not.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno about terrible. It’s been pretty solid consistently and is hitting very big highs. And Taco is funny as hell. I agree that Ruxin is the best part of the show.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that

the D-Backs will not lose tonight’s game. It looks as if they might get a win tonight.

by yoshifan on May 30, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the Giants will need

to win another game to get 1st place in the NL West again.

by yoshifan on May 30, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks Marlins

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on May 30, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

darn, I was hoping the giants could lose every game from here on out

by Hyoton on May 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona will never lose again!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 30, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahead 11-4 right now

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are teams allowed to score that many runs?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's only 3.75 grand slams

I like this new “grand slam” thing we have in our arsenal. It’s like the team went out to Denny’s and were inspired.

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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

4th prospect Grant, can't believe you blew that, Dirty as good as any of them

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
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by Regulus on May 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

haterz gonna hate

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by Regulus on May 30, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wasn't as highly touted as the other 3 though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant covered himself.
Madison Bumgarner is the third straight highly touted pitching prospect to come up for the Giants and look like he really, really knows what he’s doing.

Sanchez was drafted in the 27th round.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys are right

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
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by Regulus on May 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

grantmaster, damn

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
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by Regulus on May 30, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 for our last 4

who’s next
or is he already starting, vogelstrong

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
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by Regulus on May 30, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabez with the sneaky 10 year delay.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

we'll take, we are overloade, zeets on his way back i hear

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
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by Regulus on May 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito is going for rehab starts

they have 20 days to activate after he begins

if his velocity isnt above 86…they will use the entire 20…then stick him on the 60 day

he can use the time to prepare the bachelor party for crawford

by bacci40 on May 30, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Grant did that specifically so somebody would call him on it.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

probly, always trying to catch grant, friggin the best

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
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by Regulus on May 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain was highly touted?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes?

Pre-2005: Rated #13 Prospect
Pre-2006: Rated #10 Prospect

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

in MLB?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, by BA.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe they drafted and signed him in the Magowan Era. He must not have asked for much of a signing bonus

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got about 1.375M

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember thinking he was an overdraft. Oops.

by wcw on May 30, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey got 6.5MM I think it was. Maybe only 6. You can bet the Magowan Era doesn’t pay that.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

MoneybaLOLMichaelLewis Draft

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on May 31, 2011 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Brown would like to know if you want fries with that.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carson: I did not know that.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't cover up for Grant.

Damn you Grant!! Dirty says “hello” as he drips with potential. While not as highly touted as a prospect, was coveted by the Giants nonetheless come draft day and thought they could “sneak” him in the later rounds BUT was not less touted by the Giants brain trust if you were to ask them……go ahead, ask them.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on May 30, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Related, I just checked Tim Alderson’s page, and he seems to be having a very fine year in relief down in AA right now.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

should have kept him!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hated that trade

and now i friggin love MOLE, bad mofo

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
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by Regulus on May 30, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to think of it, had we not traded for Freddy Sanchez : Your starting 2nd baseman for the last 2 years — Emmanuelle Burriss.

Please, take whatever you want Pittsburgh. Take them all. Just allow me to purge that thought. BLAHHHHHH

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by jctGamer on May 30, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy = money in 2011

Dude’s hitting like .305 before todays game

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

we could have signed freddy after that year if the pirates didn’t pick up his option

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on May 30, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we probably saved some money by trading for him, but that’s a whole ’nother can of worms.

It’s also interesting to remember that that option would have automatically vested had he not messed up his knee.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that wouldn’t have fulfilled our once a decade “fuck over the pirates in a trade” tradition.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Javier Lopez

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by Natto on May 30, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I forgot he came from the Pirates. I dont know why they still answer the phone when Sabes calls.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pirates allow the Giants to take good players off their hands for cheap via trade so they don’t have to explain why they won’t pay said players.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then they trade for Matt Morris and pay him $10 million!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on May 30, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta make a splash every once in a while with a FA bust, so the fans become afraid of FAs and don’t complain when they don’t sign more of them.

I swear, the Pirates have a huge fucking book on reverse-marketing.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morris technically wasn’t a free agent.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not the point, really.

point is they seem to make bad deals so they have an excuse for not making more deals later on down the road.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly I'm surprised the Pirates even answer the phone when Sabes calls.

Either that or they are on such a tight budget they do not spring for caller ID.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on May 30, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

did grant see the nice tweet from baggs?

thats right…baggs gets his best stuff the mac

thing is…he didnt know that pill has been playing second for fresno….what up with that?

by bacci40 on May 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

snuck in during the 9th

everyone there was crying tears of joy
best day ever
highfived all the players, epic

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...
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by Regulus on May 30, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an awful rendition of God Bless America.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 30, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers game?

they are lucky to have gotten out of the top 7th with bases juiced, 1 down, Tulo up. You could tell Mattingley was afraid to go to the bullpen, and left Billingsley out there with over 110 pitches on him.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of them are. It’s a horrible song.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scratchy Kate Smith record makes it worse

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

A young lady sang that today at the Baby Giants game, and it was actually pretty damn good. I didn’t hate listening to it for once.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARLOLINS

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 30, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Upton raised his OPS like 40 points

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He crushed that HR tonight

He’s scary good

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by Gobroks on May 30, 2011 11:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Remember that balls fly further in ARI due to the altitude. But yeah, Upton has most of the longest HRs hit so far this year, and it’s not all altitude. Dude can hit.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ’bout Stanton?

Hit the bottom of the Coke Bottle in SF during BP- that’s gotta be 500’. Shame the Giants didn’t use their pick on drafting him. Could you imagine? Reyes, Torres, Posey, Stanton, Sandoval, Belt, Burrell, Sanchez, pitcher.

That would be crazy. Ah, how close we could have been to the best offense and pitching in baseball. A man can dream of ‘what ifs’

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the stadium definitely helps

There going to be an interesting team, especially if Jarrod Parker gets a call up this year, he could really help stabilize that rotation

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by Gobroks on May 30, 2011 11:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was very :( when I looked at KLAW’s mock draft today and saw that the Diamondbacks have two of the top seven picks this year. They need another Byrnes contract of three to weigh them down.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of them's not protected though

So at least it’s likely that they’ll take a signability guy with that pick

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on May 31, 2011 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice to see them get shelled

by justhangin on May 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

except it's by the Dbacks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Good-for-nothing Marlins.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll fade. let them pound the NL East while they’re hot. I dunno why the Braves and Marlins swept us and get beat up by Dbacks and Dodgers and such, but its better than seeing them do it to our whole division

by justhangin on May 30, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants just had some bad series’.

They don’t get swept by ATL and FLA if a couple very small things go differently. Two big 4+ run comebacks they didn’t (and probably should have) won in both series.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t even joke. I will FLIP OUT if that happens.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look in your heart. You know it to be true.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOKES ON YOU!! I DONT HAVE A HEART

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks at giant4life quizzically and with concern.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/checks for pulse.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/realizes giant4life has no pulse yet is still posting on the internet.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/concludes that, like xanthan, giant4life is a computer. Case closed.

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry giant4life, you pass MY Turing test.

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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

aww, shucks. Thanks, man!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could it be computer that runs on alcohol? A prelude to Bender maybe?

< insert random blernsball remark here>

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so far, so good

the kid looks good in the field and he has a nice swing. he hits the ball hard. no strikeouts, not playing pepper with the second baseman (like another guy). he hit a grandslam. he stole a base.

and tejada felt enough heat that he ran to cut him off for a grounder and make a play at first

play him till it changes

by justhangin on May 30, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did Tejada do? and when was this?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

they almost collided in another embarrassing defensive blooper

by justhangin on May 30, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

Tejada trying to steal the plays so Bork notices him, eh?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SS, like a CFer, runs the infield. If Crawford is calling him off, he needs to move off. Seniority has no place there.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didnt see a calloff. it was all too fast. im inventing a reason for it.

but, Pablo will be back at 3B and then Tejada and Stamos will be competing for SS

by justhangin on May 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw, i used blooper as in blooper reel. it was a ground ball

by justhangin on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually the general rule is that the 3b is supposed to take any ball he can get to

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on May 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Ex must have played 3B

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by jctGamer on May 31, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: android console emulators

Those really nice emulators (n64oid, snesoid, etc) are all free on slideme.org right now since the Android Market unexpectedly shut the creator down.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

15-4 Arizona-Florida

Karma is a bitch, eh Marlins?

San Francisco. This. Is Ridiculous. - Brian Wilson

by TheresTortureInside on May 30, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

does Karma have a sister?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 30, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

But it is still cathartic to see them getting snake-raped.

San Francisco. This. Is Ridiculous. - Brian Wilson

by TheresTortureInside on May 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

this
snake-raped

is a no

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My apologies

snake-molested?

San Francisco. This. Is Ridiculous. - Brian Wilson

by TheresTortureInside on May 30, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about

“beaten by the Diamondbacks”

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because the language in the game threads are always G-rated…

San Francisco. This. Is Ridiculous. - Brian Wilson

by TheresTortureInside on May 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do have our limits here, and “beaten by the Diamondbacks” seems like it could be way over the line. Let’s just stick with comparing things to rape.

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by groug on May 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

groug sighting!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was refering to the kid that one baseball team does to another

but I understand how it can be taken in the traditional sense.

San Francisco. This. Is Ridiculous. - Brian Wilson

by TheresTortureInside on May 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make a point of pushing this.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not

Just explaining what I originally meant but that I can see now how else it can be taken.

San Francisco. This. Is Ridiculous. - Brian Wilson

by TheresTortureInside on May 30, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, “the kind that one baseball team does to another” is not a kind of rape.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to the Marlins right now

San Francisco. This. Is Ridiculous. - Brian Wilson

by TheresTortureInside on May 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you’re on a roll.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be clear, I meant the kind of roll where you stop it.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the references to raping and molesting that are the issue. say FUCK all you want, but…

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we talking about rape now? o_O

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This website does not take kindly to violence towards women, even in a joking matter.

I hope that is clear enough.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understood

Poor choice of words on my part, my bad.

San Francisco. This. Is Ridiculous. - Brian Wilson

by TheresTortureInside on May 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if you do

I swear I’ll burn this place down.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

Were you at Dodger Stadium this weekend?

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rape is no laughing matter. Or so I hear.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!!

I have to put that out, yknow!!

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is rape always thought of as only towards women?

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by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair point.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because of society.

Doesn’t make it true, but there you go.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because the shockingly overwhelming majority of rape victims are female.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stay out of prison, big man.

by wcw on May 31, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know the numbers, but I’d be surprised if they make a significant statistical impact.

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by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do they really keep track of that?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

In round numbers, a hundred thousand are raped in prison each year, most men, many repeatedly. In round numbers, ninety thousand rapes are reported in the US each year.

Yes, that does indicate that more men than women are raped in the US each year.

by wcw on May 31, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am officially surprised.

Though I’d guess that unreported rapes tip the scales back in the other direction. Which doesn’t make my “shockingly overwhelming” statement true, I understand.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh… 25th man on the roster, avoidable play… I guarantee you do not see any starting player with experience do that, not with a lane to slide in.

Wasn’t a dirty play per MLB rules, but an experienced player doesn’t do that.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, say, Mark Teixeira?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Tex is an egocentic manic.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t make him not an experienced player.

I think pretty much any sizable corner infielder or outfielder makes that play.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I referenced ‘experienced player’ because any player who creates a collision unnecessarily is stupid for risking their health.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like egomaniac Teixeira did?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much. that play of Tex’s looked more like a ego play than a baseball play, in that he didn’t need to do it the way he did.

In Cousins case, well, he just didn’t know any better. But I don’t really want to talk about that anymore. Sorry I brought it up.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a face that is Lackey/Harang-esian

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Latos-ian.

speaking of Latos, has he won a game yet?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nm I think he beat the Rockies for his only win this year

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-6

But did shut down the Cards his last time out – 8IP -1ER

But no broken windshields this year.

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s no fun. he needs scandal to thrive!!

/mad at the world

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is AZ for real?

Like, for real real?

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 30, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

they look like a .500ish team to me right now

but then, so do the Giants.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are not a great team. but for two weeks its been an incredible simulation

by justhangin on May 30, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure most wrote off the Giants at this time last year too. Hate to admit, but AZ looks like the 2011 version of the Pads.

Gibson really has those Baby Backs playing great.

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The D'backs will keep things interesting.

Towers’ trademark is building solid bullpens ad they have assembled a respectable (not great) rotation. Kennedy is pitching well, Hudson has had some very good outings and Collmenter has been the rookie surprise. Mix in Saunders (I know, I’m not impressed – but he chews up innings), and the D’backs have the ability to hang around the 5-10 .500 mark this year and may be good enough to win the NL West if the Giants scuffle. The thing that gets overlooked but yet is impressive, the D’backs have assembled a solid team with limited payroll and have cut loose guys like Branyan and Gallaraga. Gibson and Towers have been reluctant to stick with some of the veterans they brought into compete who haven’t performed. Granted, they don’t have much invested in some of these journeymen spare parts like Mora, Nady, Parra, Miranda, etc. But they have had some high draft picks which have materialized pretty well like Drew and Upton. The Chris Young trade has worked out okay. It is way early, so let’s see how they hold up but I wouldn’t call them the 2010 Padres because their pitching doesn’t compare but their offense is better in my opinion.

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by Penitentiary Face on May 30, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZ is the Slash of states.
i’ve been there, I can confirm it’s just a story.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZ sided with the South during the Civil War - 'Nuff Said*
  • So says “How the States Got Their Shapes” show on History Ch.

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my od

dripping with soooooooo much potential

by O R They? on May 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Baggs, really, but...is he insane?
Tejada entered Tuesday with the lowest OPS among all qualified NL players. He has been terrible, and his two soft singles today aside, it’s hard to see him remaining part of the everyday picture for much longer. Same goes for Pat Burrell. He can be phased out if he doesn’t get it going soon.

The Giants cannot afford to bench Huff, though. When you’ve got an on-again, off-again track record over your career, it doesn’t inspire confidence. But the Giants have no choice. They must cross their fingers and hope he figures it out.

Brandon Belt says “hi”. The Giants can most definitely afford to bench Huff.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on May 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that far-fetched

Huff hitting might be the most important thing that needs to happen to the team right now.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd be great, certainly but...

They can DEFINITELY afford to bench him for a bit at least, which they’ve been utterly refusing to do. If Belt can’t pull it together it’s a major problem, but if he can that takes a lot of the pressure off Huff.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Aubrey, and I desperately want him to hit well enough to start. But he’s one of, if not THE, worst player in the majors right now, and there’s someone waiting to take his spot. Give Belt a chance.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the worst player in baseball, and it’s not even close. Worst by -.5 WAR

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have faith...

…That Aubrey can match him.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

You mean that Huff will hit as well as Belt might?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on May 30, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

I meant Miguel. My bad.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. that was so sad.

I said he’s the worst player in baseball, and we got confused about which of our starting position players we were talking about.

/cries

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be happy with Belt hitting at 1b and Ross, Torres, Nate around the OF. W/ Crawford and Freddie and our pitching we aren’t going to be giving up many unearned runs, and negating a few baserunners, too.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d go with Belt 1B, Burrell LF, Torres CF, Ross RF for a week.

Then Belt LF, Torres CF, Ross RF, Huff 1B after he’s had time to clear his head.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell seems to be the better choice. I just love the idea of having gold glove caliber players at almost every position. W/ Posey behind the dish and another year of seasoning for Panda our defense could be incredible.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

given the absence of Posey, I’d like to see what Belt can do with more than 60 ABs before I make an assessment on him as a ML player.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Especially given his age. Sadly, giving a rook regular playing time is not the Giants way.

by in play, run(s) on May 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why Bork was run out of San Diego.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A – Tejada is playing for his job the next two weeks before Panda comes back. If no “statement of improvement”, then Tejada will be sitting – if not DFA-city.

B – 2-3 games on the bench for Huff may be necessary. He’s just got too much potential offense to sit long term though.

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think part of it is the idea is that Belt can only replace one of Burrell and Huff at a time.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the distinction there is that Huff, unlike Tejada, can’t be benched long term/indefinitely. With Tejada it’s pretty clear that hes 37-40 and just doesn’t have it anymore, with Huff I think you can hope it’s just a bad skid and he gets out of it eventually.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's also the fact that Burrell and Tejada aren't under contract for next year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

if the season is 1/3 over, it only costs $4M to get rid of Tehaha now!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on May 30, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think this team can win a pennant without a return of good Huff.

by justhangin on May 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone sucks!

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

To clarify...

Huff is important, obviously and you don’t want to bench him forever. But there is another option right now, and it’s an option that really, really shouldn’t be sitting on the bench doing nothing, waiting for double switches. If they wanted that, the FO should have brought up Ishi. Maybe Belt hits, and maybe he doesn’t, but he can hardly do worse than Huff at the moment, and in the long run he’s more important.

I love Aubrey, really, but he’s not necessarily irreplaceable. If Belt becomes the next Niekro we’ve got a whole new set of problems, of course.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on May 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would a less drastic move first be to move down the order? Batting 4th is rediculous, but maybe 7-8 position will put less pressure on him and he can focus on his swing?

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be happy with that too...

…though I still think Belt needs to be starting. If they don’t want to sit Huff than give him a job in the OF.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

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by Ceora on May 30, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do the people who owe him $20M, I’m sure.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Given a lack of a Pokemonz thread

Who wins in a C Young/Weaver/Dunn/Wright for Beltre/Cruz/Pineda trade?

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by grape on May 30, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Pineda is boss.

I don’t know who wins that offhand, though.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that Weaver’s over performing at the moment, and over the course of the season will only be marginally better than Pineda (who’s got a higher K/9, babip, and HR/FB at the moment). I can’t stomach running Dunn out there any longer, and Wright’s injured and involves too much uncertainty…

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by grape on May 30, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whomever gets Pineda

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by RDreamer on May 30, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, my thoughts as well

Stuck on the last piece of this trade. He wants McCutchen instead of Young.

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by grape on May 30, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case

Turn it down. McCutchen would turn the deal in his favor.

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by RDreamer on May 30, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm a huge McCutchen booster

But it looks like I have to sacrifice an OF and am a bit wedded to my lineup of McCutchen/Stanton/Rasmus/Choo

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by grape on May 30, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just noticed today that…

1. The Giants have no current regulars (Sandoval doesn’t count since he’s injured) with an OPS of .800 or better

and

2. Freddy Sanchez is our current OPS leader. FREDDY SANCHEZ!

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres will have his OPS back above .800 soon.

by EricW on May 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, hopefully. They just updated some of the OPS numbers online. So, #2 isn’t true anymore but #1 still is (barely!)

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rockies. 14 hits, 1 run. Dodgers with 11 hits, 7 runs.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

There is a noticeable lack of Nasty Nate in these conversations...

and lots of love of keeping Burrell in LF.

Is it because we have all accepted that Boch. will never play him?

Ross to LF, Nate in RF.

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I see this logic -

But over the course of the season, over the same # of ABs, you see him doing worse than Burrell? Pat’s bat just looks tired and his D is scary.

Career PH at this point?

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. I'm willing to give Pat a few more weeks of semi-consistent playing time to gauge it.

But, of course, Belt would be the best option. That’s just not going to happen, though.

by Every6thDay on May 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this. Nate takes far too many 0-fers to be playing everyday.

At least Pat brings the power threat, something this team is sorely lacking. They lived and died by the HR the second half of last year, and this year, but no one with power is playing. Hence, we’re not scoring many runs.

Get the HRs back, get the offense back.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm in the minority that likes this idea...

But I’m a sucker for defense. Though, if they aren’t going to bench Huff, then this needs more Belt.

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by Ceora on May 30, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

in some universes this isn't a problem

None of them except Torres should be considered to have some kind of lock on any of the positions.

Rowand plays once per week when Torres rests. Everyone else runs out there 3 or so days, unless there’s some special circumstance (playing Nate in RF in Coors, batting Cody against pitchers he has historically driven crazy).

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh a Frazier marathon.

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by Merope on May 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

All this talk of Belt in the OF

Minors
2010 LF 3
2010 RF 11
2011 OF 26

We ready to give the kid the keys to the car in the OF with almost NO experience?

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Short answer: Yup.

Long answer: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuuuuuuup

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by cornball on May 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot his 8 major league innings.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is to say: The team has already committed to it.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LF is not really that tough for a reasonably athletic young guy

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Which is why Burrell made LF look like a house of horrors. ;)

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we undersell the difficulty of playing a corner outfield spot. Beyond the normal expectation of “see ball, catch ball,” there are issues of taking routes to the ball, playing caroms, keeping the ball in front of you, knowing when to not dive, and which base (or the cutoff man) to throw to. Above that, good instincts will take you a long way in the outfield, and while it’s not the first time Belt is out there or anything, I’m not convinced that he will be even replacement level defensively.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with both you & Jponry here

LF is bad sun field in Maysfield to boot. I just think the bigger evil in this case is haveing Belt ride the pine. Play him darn near every day SF or Fresno but bench rot is far worse. This kid could be a legit 3 War position player and we don’t have enough of those. He will very get there by just watching though.

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m certainly not opposed to playing Belt, and I do agree that he should play every day. I’m just not convinced that he’ll hit well enough, especially when weighed against his defense, to make him a meaningful upgrade in the outfield. Thus my hesitance to say, “Oh sure, just throw him out in left field, it ain’t no thang!”

I want Belt to hit well and I want him to be a contributor at the major league level. I’d honestly prefer him in Fresno right now, as i think that the time spent there will be more valuable to the team in the long run than any value he could provide this year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can fully go along with that. If they are not ready play him ( 1st, lf were ever) then leave him down.

I wonder if we are seeing is a diffence in views between HIIEEAAD and Sabean or if Sabean think his market value is as good as it is going to get and rather not risk the trade chip diminishing tell after July?

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Belt would still be in Fresno if the team wasn’t a walking MASH ward right now. Given the reticence to push Ford to the DL and the dearth of infielders in general, my impression is that they haven’t figured out yet what they want to do with him, and so I am reserving judgment on his usage for another few games. If Rowand is day-to-day, the decision may have been made for them in the short term.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not passing judgement yet but the choice and useage is very umm strange.

If the Belt up because the squad is a MASH ward then why not Pill or the 33 year old Edgar Gonzales who has played darn near every possition and is no concern about rusting on the bench or being claimed? It is just strange to have Belt up and not play him. Fishy strange.

As for Rowand his being injuried doesn’t atuomaticaly mean reduced play time. But how this franchise uses the DL is a whole differnt kettle of fish to complain about.

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think that if Rowand loses a few days, without Schierholtz or Burrell making any thunder, the window gets wider for Belt to get some playing time.

As for why Belt rather than Gonzalez or Pill, I think it’s quite simply because Belt is our best hitter in the minors, Again, I think the implementation has been problematic, but hopefully the kinks will get ironed out sometime this week. Not having all the information, I try to be pragmatic before making a specific condemnation about philosophy or general practice.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Belt up because the squad is a MASH ward then why not Pill or the 33 year old Edgar Gonzales

Because neither of them are on the 40-man roster.

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by dregarx on May 30, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still trying to figure out the math on that one. We added Stewart and Crawford to the 40-man, and subtracted Posey, DeRosa, and Sosa. What did we do with the extra spot?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Added Hinshaw again, just for good measure.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ groan

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by daveinexile on Jun 1, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey and DeRosa are still on the 40-man I thought.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

60-day DL opens up a 40-man spot.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And neither DeRosa are Posey are on it.

Wasn’t it just adding Stewart and Crawford and losing Sosa and Rohlinger?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And neither DeRosa are Posey are on it.

Why the fuck not? Now I’m just doubly pissed about Rohlinger.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, it was so dumb

Plus: Alex Hinshaw.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would we use with those spots other than KROOOOOON?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s appropriate that this gets cut off in narrow view.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta have Sosa, gotta have Hinshaw

Seeing everything, the time is going

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

with Buster

I think they were clinging to any possible shred of hope that he could come back within 59.999999 days.

With DeRosa? No idea.

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is no reason why Posey and DeRosa are not on the 60-day DL.

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by SFGuy on May 30, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reason and fact are often exclusive when it comes to the Giants.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 31, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

we didn't put Posey on the 60 day yet

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

I wonder if they will bide their time on that one, or if they’re even allowed to.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand this.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Alex “The First Rule of Fight Club” Hinshaw wants it that way.

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s probably no rush to do it until they figure out what they want to do with the roster spot (it opens a spot on the 40-man, right?). And since that doesn’t affect the MLB team immediately, they may as well take their time.

I don’t know. Rationalization.

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by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I am involved. It is possible.

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by daveinexile on Jun 1, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it odd because as I understand it, Bork was the one who wanted Belt on the team Opening Day, while Sabean wanted him in Fresno. Now Bork’s got his wish, and he isn’t acting on it?

Also, bigger can of worms… why sign Huff for 2 years if he can only play 1 position, which happens to be the position of your top prospect, who you’re not sure can play the OF well enough to justify it?

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is fine in LF, RF not so much

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have we seen Huff in LF this year? I can’t remember.

He just doesn’t have good fielding instincts. He dives for plays he can’t make, terrible routes, arm isn’t accurate. Burrell is a better OF than him, if only because he’s been doing it forever.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s been in LF this year, but he was serviceable there last year. PtB is overall better, and I think Pat’s arm is improved for 2010, but that bat is lacking right now.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember, we thought he would be ok in the OF this year, too :(

Pat’s always been a streaky player who really does seem to play better when he plays everyday on both sides of the ball. That said, give him the next 3 starts in LF, bench Huff for the series, and start Belt at 1B, and Ross in RF.

Tejada is, sadly, our best option for 3B right now. Besides, they are going to play him until Pablo gets back next week either way.

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with this proposal

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does our manager have a head like an orange on teh toothpick?

Bochy loves to play kids in posiotns they have not played scicne high school. So that many games would count as fully prepared compared to some past examples.

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuor speling suckks

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

not just suxxxs?

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

If he’s going to be up here, he should be playing. If he sucks we’ll worry about it after a few games.

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by Ceora on May 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I’m obsessed with how bad the offense is right now…

The Giants are the only team in the NL that doesn’t have a regular (defined as 100 PAs) with an OPS of .800 or better. Here’s a table of all the teams in the NL and how many players they have with > OPS .800

Team		#Players Above .800 OPS
Cardinals	5
Reds		4
Rockies		4
Brewers		4
Marlins		4
Mets		3
Diamondbacks	3
Astros		2
Braves		2
Phillies	2
Dodgers		2
Cubs		2
Pirates		1
Padres		1
Nationals	1
Giants		0

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres is .002 away

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So close! I just saw his OPS updated on ESPN.

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ops doesn't adjust for context
wRC+ >	100	110	120
Cards	6	5	4
Reds	5	4	4
Rockies	5	3	3
Brewers	4	4	4
Marlins	4	4	4
Mets	6	5	3
Dbax	5	5	2
Astros	3	2	2
Braves	6	2	1
Philz	5	3	1
Dogs	3	2	2
Cubs	4	2	1
Pirates	5	4	1
Padres	5	3	1
Nats	3	2	2
Giants	4	3	0

by wcw on May 30, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there's this...

I kind of like how Vogelsong, JSanchez and Bumgarner’s combined OPS is greater than the combined OPS of Huff, Tejada and Whiteside.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on May 30, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That feel a little too much like it should be scene from a Nick Cage movie. Are the filming a new National Treasure?

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

real question: without looking it up, when is the last time Tejada hit an XBH?

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by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one time?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on May 31, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN BAND CAMP!

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by daveinexile on Jun 1, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solution:

Vogelsong at SS, Bumgarner a C, JSanchez at 1B for every Cain and Lincecum start.

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by tobias on May 31, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this would probably make a great sporcle quiz!

on the other hand, wow, that list really shows how down offense is as well.

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by jponry on May 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL my imagination:

Sabean sees this, somehow understands what it means, and deftly deflects criticism with, “Well, as you can see by the numbers, offense is down across the league.”

by Every6thDay on May 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Counter: The Giants are bringing the average down.

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by howtheyscored on May 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean: (sighs) Ralph, I can’t be responsible for what happens to the rest of the league. I’m the general manager of the San Francisco Giants. It’s the only job I know. So, at the end of the day, if you wan to pin the Astros struggles or the Cubs struggles on me, then I guess that’ll be my cross to bear. But, look, I’m responsible for our ballclub right now and our guys just aren’t getting the job done. For whatever reason. If you want to pin that on me, so be it.

by Every6thDay on May 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I've posted Alfonso Soriano's still-hilarious slash line in a while

.271/.297/.525

It’s like in the fifth Harry Potter book, except Umbridge is making him write “I must not take walks” over and over…

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to make $18M each season from 2012-2014. The Cubs have him until he’s 38-years-old!

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, there's worse contracts

He’s still playing well. And really, other than 2009, he’s been very good for the Cubs. 14.8 WAR since 2007 is, what, 74 million in value? The total value was 136, so he has be worth 62 million from now until 2014. Converting back to WAR, that’s around 12.4. Can he do 12.4 WAR in three and a half years? Probably not, but he might come close. And if he hadn’t had that shit season in 09, he woulda been pretty close to worth it.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree. He’s still somewhat productive — if not injury prone. Aaron Rowand’s contract is waaaaay more infuriating.

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs have some serious contract pain to eat the next few seasons.A co worker is Cubs fan and telling even if they wanted to move Aramis Ramirez the team getting him would have to want to $16MM, a $1mm assignment bonus and probably pick up the $16mm 2012 option as well. There are not a lot a decent 3b out there but darned if those conditions don’t turn a guy away.

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Buckos

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, just maybe part of the league stepping in on the Bums is Learns from what happend to the Litlefield era Pirates. That was once proud franchise.

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm curious to see the #s for .350 wOBA.

Just because OPS so significantly undervalues on-base.

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by dregarx on May 30, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team		>= .350 wOBA
Marlins		4
Reds		4
Brewers		4
Cardinals	4
Mets		3
Rockies		3
Diamondbacks	3
Cubs		2
Phillies	2
Nationals	2
Astros		2
Dodgers		2
Pirates		1
Braves		1
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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignore that pre tag

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Giants

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by Snewman1209 on May 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the hand, sorted by regulars with a .300 wOBA, or less.

Team		<= .300 wOBA
Astros		5
Padres		5
Nationals	4
Dodgers		4
Mets		3
Brewers		3
Giants		3
Marlins		3
Reds		2
Pirates		2
Diamondbacks	2
Phillies	2
Cardinals	1
Rockies		1
Braves		1

Probably a little unfair to the Padres since they play in such a hard park to score runs in, and wOBA isn’t park-adjusted.

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

*On the other hand

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

The Braves are an intriguing bunch.

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by dregarx on May 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers portion of that list is kind of funny: Aaron Miles, Juan Uribe, Rod Barajas, and James Loney.

The Astros have: Angel Sanchez (?), Bill Hall, Carlos Lee (lol), Chris Johnson, and Humberto Quintero.

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by xanthan on May 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is fair, they have Latos.

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you make a formatted table like this?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on May 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excel → Pivot Tables → Notepad → pre tags!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GG, Multiple time all-star. Borderline Hall of Famer, probably needs to win some championships to cement his status as one of the greats.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on May 30, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked her in the "Simian Line" but she should probably stick to her day job....

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love spam mail

hello Chris,
Do you have the knowledge and the experience but lack the qualifications?

WHY YES, YES I DO!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 30, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh

If you have the knowledge and experience, how could you lack the qualifications?

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you always fart audibly in staff meetings.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 30, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my co-workers couldn’t make director despite being the most experienced and most knowledgeable person for the job because he did not have a Bachelor degree.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 30, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an Official letter from federal bureau of investigation criminal justice and information records department, this is of extreme importance and you are expected to respond immediately or run the risk of being prosecuted.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 30, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG WHAT DID YOU DO!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 30, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bank of Nigeria transferred 10,500,000.00 us dollars to bank of America in your favor as the beneficiary by inheritance means. Bank of Nigeria used what we call "secret diplomatic transit payment" s.d.t.p method to pay this fund by wire transfer. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities.
 
 
the question I ask you is this, why must your payment be made in a secret transfer, if the transaction is legitimate, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your account? Why did you instruct them to use a coded means to transfer your fund? Funds like this have always been related to terrorist activities/money laundering, we do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds are credited into your account because you might be innocent, which is my presumption for now, but you need to proof this to the FBI.
 

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 30, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

A little clean English would probably go a long way.

Then again, anyone who can read can’t possibly be dumb enough to fall for this.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, wait, when I get those they are always full of misspellings. The capitalization is all wrong but the spelling is too good!

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on May 30, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Pardon me, my friend, but I am Nigerian royalty, and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact that I can’t spell Nigerian. Or royalty.”

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on May 30, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Language too direct & EB white like. It can’t be real.

of coarse if it said “run the risks of being prostituted” I would have something from Balls of Fury about thinking ti was modeling job..

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by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!!

NOT A LETTER FROM THE F.B.I.C.J.I.R.D. !!!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's good news Xanathon!

I just bought 1,000,000 shares of webvan.com from some financial wizard that emailed me. I’d like to make you my new vice president!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paul F. Tompkins

So, I take it he is banned from this site for his views on cake v. pie, right? Just listened to his bit on that.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

PFT isn't going to slow down pie's rise to supremacy of the pastry world

(is pie a pastry?)

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

pie>pastries

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oreos>pastries

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are eating the wrong pastries. fruit tarts are the real deal.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually they got some good Oreo type cookies over at this bakery in Los Gatos, SO GOOD

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh, see that’s different. Those are not Oreo’s®….

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't had Oreo's® since like, i was 15 years old

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, my neither. LOLd

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY, FUCK OREOS, making me all fat and shit

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should sue, like that one dude.

“And now, my opening statement. Seriously, fuck oreos.”

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

did someone seriously sue? hahaha

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a lawsuit, later dismissed, to ban sales of oreos to children because they contain transfats. (Link)

Additionally, McDonald’s actually has settled “your food made me fat” lawsuits in the past. (Link)

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why they get rid of the “supersize me” from McDonalds?

And LOL at Southern California for trying to get rid of Oreos

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aasif has really been capitalizing on these “Are you fucking kidding me?” interviews. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind you.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oreos are the worst. Plus, they are a mean insult to a certain kind of black people.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS RACIST!

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twinkies are also an insult. But the meanest thing you can say is to call someone a McFlurry.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut your mouth, Shamrock Shake.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? Twinkies is an insult?

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if he was going for asian version or oreo or slightly altered gay slang.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhh, ok got it

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

wicked burn

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hardly ever eat at McDonald’s anymore – basically only when I’m travelling – but I still love McFlurries.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, i think that's the only time i actually go get McDonalds

when i’m traveling

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oreos aren’t racist. You get the black with the white.

On the other hand, if they sold Oreos with the cookie and the frosting center seperately, asking you to put them together yourself, they would be.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The double stuffed oreos are clearly a statement on gentrification.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m confused about chocolate and peanut butter Oreos®

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re taking preventative measures for when the martians land.

Can’t have ‘em thinking we don’t want their kind.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Kroon gets to opt out on Wednesday…I hope he stays.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

me too. WHY IS HINSHAW?

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still make Hee Haw?

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on May 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALL HIM UP

he’s a griddy vet Sabes, just one that might not be terrible…

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, I wish Awfeldt was on the block for some deal.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla is good. Had a great year last year. What’s your problem with him?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very flammable.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was, yes. But the Rags Touch®

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 4 of the NLCS says hi. Not that I’m judging him because of that. I’m judging him off of everything he’s ever done.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did not have a good NLCS, you are correct. I’m not gonna look up his periphials (sp?) from last year, but I recall he had a 1.95 ERA with around 50IP.

All in all, of course he’s gonna have to work his way back into a bullpen role, but he still throws 96-100, so he’s got use. Maybe a 7th or 8th inning man when Romo isn’t available.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a good year last year but I’m thinking in line with his career numbers and they state that he is much worse than what he was last year. He had a 1.95 ERA last year in 50 IP but in 2009 he had a 5.96 ERA in 48.1 IP.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that comp that immediately comes to mind for me when I think of Casilla is Ramon Ramirez, another Giant who wasn’t great before coming to the team but has shown to be reliable in a big way (although RamRam did have better career numbers than Casilla).

I have no hard evidence other than pitchers becoming good when they come to the Giants, but seems like Rags has the touch.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even last year though, I never trusted him to come into a high leverage situation. He was very good if I recall at cashing other pitcher’s runners in which didn’t reflect in his ERA. I don’t trust RamRam that much either, I’d like to wait for Casilla to have another season where he does as well or slightly worse before I believe that he is completely trustworthy.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no reliever is completely trustworthy.

except Sergio.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there are some that you put more trust in than others for instance I trust Ramirez more than I trust Affeldt…

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, of course. I was just sayin’. There are levels of trust, sure, but complete trust is hard to find. I always have a fear Romo will hang a slider, but I never fear a complete collapse like I do with the others- he never lets innings go completely sideways, probably because he has such great control.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 31, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Affeldt is terrible and Ramirez is not.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez has had a few very good years though before. And again, not flammable.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 31, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is how i feel about this game

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong that I like that song now that Wilson and Ross are associated with it?

I think it’s the opposite of discovering a song on Glee.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, i dont think its wrong at all. i dont mind the song at all, reminds me of last year a bit, in the playoffs

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like dancing brunettes.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s 2 of them right there

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

I will always think of game 162 when I hear it.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

And I really like “one more time” now, as i associate it with the 2010 G-men. Nothing at all wrong with that.

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on May 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m reppin’ my favorite brands.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like the pitching matchups for the rest of this series.

Hope Huff sits tomorrow vs. Carpenter. Huff’s splits are goofy, but given how he crowds the plate, it’s no surprise he can’t pick up / handle righties running pitches in on him…. time to bring in Belt.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt probably should be given a start at 1st with Huff on the bench so he can get himself together

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

…for the next 3 games at least.

Huff needs a mental cleaning

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

new keyboard, too. because I broke mine throwing it at my computer when he grounded out for the 500th time.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow day

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on May 30, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually think most people here can do that, too.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT Snow

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This this this

You cannot say anything bad about JT.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t knock the ball out.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He supposed to hit the ball out?

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently he hit 28 home runs once. How?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously PEDs.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible radio announcer.

by nnatesters on May 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

First giants jersey i owned, case closed

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by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you said 8 or 10

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

His unwillingness to be nice to the media

Though completely warranted, caused unnecessary strife and distraction around the team.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need 6 more

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really only had 4 tools, but people just threw in the 5th because nobody talks about 4 tool players.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 MORE

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man had a terrible arm

Sid Bream should have been out. He was one of the slowest players in the league.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think we can accept that second one

Dude was fast for more than a decade.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on May 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots o’ cherry-picking going on here.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?!

That’s not what I’ve read.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the stolen bases from ‘86 to ’98. He was never the fastest, but he wasn’t always slow.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 30, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh! Fail.

I completely misread that. I was talking about Bonds. Neeeeeeevermind.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh, I misread that just like Ceora.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on May 30, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the MLB 20 Greatest games show, Andy Van Slyke told Barry to take a couple steps in before the hit. Van Slyke said all Bonds did was give him the finger.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on May 30, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Kenny Lofton more for those issues

LOL Shinjo as DH.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This!

Totally bass ackwards use of the DH. All those balls falling in front of Kenny.
Also, Lofton was revealed (after it was over) to have had a hernia during the Series IIRC.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on May 30, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor tense selection when speaking english.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re too easy.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robb Nen

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAS ONLY ONE SHOULDER.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

He was a relief pitcher, and the best relief pitcher in baseball is still a relief pitcher. I like Robb a lot, and he was one of the best relievers in baseball when he played, but he had a short career.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re playing the game wrong.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I count 2.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you said you were going to prove they were complete crap

this is not convincing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said that

I said I’d give some reasons I THOUGHT they were complete crap.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll give you 10 reasons you're complete crap

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's official

jporny has forsaken Jason Bartlett for GiantPain!

Can’t you two see what’s going on here?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

eats popcorn

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on May 31, 2011 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll probably never be as good as he was in his rookie season

And his bat really isn’t that valuable at first base or even third, so if they move him off catcher, his value will be shot.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game isnt fun anymore. I want to go home.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what scares me

maybe he could play second

craig biggio

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I just wanted a good cry before bedtime

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw you!

IF he was switched off C, as a 2B his bat would play well there.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go with Willie Mays.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Started his career 0-21

Obviously will never amount to anything.

by GiantPain on May 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

could you imagine if Boch was his skipper? we never would have heard of him!

by Croix de Candy Maldonado on May 30, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Gee Mr. Bruce, if you think I should only play on Sundays, I’m sure you’re right…”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Omar?

What’s wrong with you people?

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 30, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a Giants or overall?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a joke here, but i have to find it

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I first saw Jim Tressel I thought to myself “that looks like a man whose career will end on a scandal involving a tattoo parlor and drug busts.”

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

F.U.C.K OSU. But it's going to be crazy, first time since 1929

Both Michigan and OSU will start with new coaches during the same season

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was the sweater vest, wasn't it?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t tell TL2, it’ll destroy his wardrobe.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs some new thread, HATE the vest

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS HE HIDING UNDER THAT THING?!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a sweater vest.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for Simpsons

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm... Does anyone know if FA Draft Pick compensation is going away next year?

Cause at the moment we’re looking at 2 (Ross / Lopez) supplementals! If someone has a bit of brain damage we could score two additional picks from Tejada and Burrell…

Also, for some reason Casilla is solidly an Elias Type B.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Most of the “likely to be gone” talk has been about Super-2s. Couldn’t tell you about compensatory picks.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way we offer arbitration to Tejada, Casilla or Burrell. Lopez is likely to be resigned.

Ross…hmm. I could see it.

by EricW on May 30, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. If they offer Ross arbitration, he probably accepts, and I don’t think he factors into their long-term plans. They reportedly declined to negotiate an extension this offseason.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the sense that he wanted a multi-year deal....

Someone will probably give him 3/12

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by grape on May 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my understanding as well.

But I don’t know why they’d sign him to a 1-year deal now unless Nate is dealt or Belt flops.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be so quick to hand Nate a starting job. He’s a great 4th OF, late-game defensive sub, but he just can’t hit enough to warrant playing everyday.

As for Belt, well, I don’t think he was ever going to be a RF for the Giants. And with his plate discipline, and the talent he has shown, he’ll never truly flop. Guy has a career in MLB, definetly, but whether he will be Posey-esque as a hitter is not known.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never say never.

And you’re incorrectly inferring that I’m suggesting that Nate can/should start. What I’m suggesting is that Ross would only be resigned the 4th OF, a spot which would be otherwise occupied by Nate. Ross will probably be too expensive for the Giants to resign as anything except a reserve.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not so hot at the thought of Nate over Ross, but it's a thought.

Ross would make a great platoon if we had a LHB who could mash RHP and play RF at the level Nate does. Damn him at his reverse split!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

*and his reverse split

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ross is a move valuable player than Nate, but I don’t think the Giants will be willing to pay $6-8 million for a 4th OF. Thus, Nate. That’s $7 million extra that can be spent on Matt, Timmy, etc.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt Ross will get a deal for much more than $5MM a year, but either way, I agree that they won’t want to spend that much on a 4th OF while targeting a starting RF.

But also remember that if they want to keep Timmeh, Cain, etc, they will have to prove they are willing to get the players that will provide ample run support for the pitchers. This offseason will be interesting, hopefully the pitchers get extensions before they hit FA. But, like I said, management showing they can provide offense for the pitchers will be a factor in whether they stay or not.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 31, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s making more than that right now in arbitration. If he’s going to sign for less, it’s probably because he’s taking a lower AAV in return for more years, which is unlikely to happen with the Giants.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ross got more than $5MM in arb??

I could see him taking a 3yr/$15MM deal, but that’s about the limit. I’d prefer they target someone who isn’t as streaky if they let Ross go to FA. I like consistent players, even if they don’t produce as much in the end.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 31, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

2008: $2.25 mil (avoided arb)
2009: $4.5 mil (won arb vs. $4.2MM offered)
2010: $6.3 mil (avoided arb)

Following usual trends, he stands to make roughly $8 million per year in free agency. Given market value, that’s actually not crazy money for a ~2 WAR player.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

your 2012 5th outfielder

still Aaron Rowand.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat ignored his agent to sign a minimal deal with the Giants himself.

That’s the reward from the Pat Burrell situation.

Responding in turn by playing the arbitration game to try and grab draft picks is a bit of a slap in the face, IMO.

I don’t know how much longer he can be a starter on a contending team, but if he’s willing to accept a bench/PH role for a few more years (wow, I automatically typed PH as pH :/) Burrell’s the kind of guy I’d like to see retire a Giant.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 30, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

True true

I’m very happy he took a pay cut to stay, but I think his continued employment is dependent on him accepting a Giambi-esque role.

I like any man who’s willing to go with his heart over his pocketbook.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 30, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like any man who’s willing to go with his heart over his pocketbook.

and with regard to this statement, it’s about the love of the game. He realizes that he’s got everything he’ll ever want, or need. I wish more baseball players realized just how lucky they are, and instead of shooting for the big money, just shoot for being happy.

Jayson Werth is a great example. He shot for the big bucks (maybe not fully aware that he would be losing, losing, losing with the Nationals) and now he’s complaining that the team isn’t winning. Too many spoiled brats in MLB, imo.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

now he’s complaining that the team isn’t winning.

Wait a couple of years, Jayson. That team is committing the pocketbook to a contender.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 30, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

couple years of near 100-loss seasons is a long time. He’ll be well past his prime (if he wasn’t already) by the time they start winning. At that point, he may be dead weight to the team.

The Nats will be good in 2013, contenders in 2014, somewhere around there. But until then, he’s gotta keep his mouth shut. He took the money and should have known where he was going and what it would be like for awhile.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sooner, in my opinion.

Good in 2012, contenders in 2013.

This does bank on Strasburg and Harper to no small extent, but a front office that has demonstrated a willingness to go for it gets the attention of top-notch free agent talent. Probably not Pujols, but major finds nonetheless.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 30, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

my understanding is their owner has very deep pockets- Pujols isn’t out of the question. Though Fielder may work better for them, value-wise.

Alot does depend on their young players panning out the way everyone thinks they will, no doubt. They just drafted a pitcher too, forget his name, but he’s also supposed to be real good.

They’ll be an interesting case study in a worst-to-first kinda way. One would expect that the Phillies window closes by 2013 or so, too, leaving the division more or less winnable.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said he wouldn’t mind coming back even as a bench player last August. And he held his end of the bargain by only asking 1MM.

I could see him playing a couple more years as a PH deluxe

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were rumors last year of a pending staff job for PtB at the end of 2011.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In before the inevitable staff job pun

by apistat on May 30, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha. I missed that one.

by Bar None on May 30, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m the Giants, I gladly offer him a coaches job. He’s a smart baseball player, and had a solid career.

Great presence for the team to have- I’d be all for it.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love to have him as a hitting coach

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 30, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. he understands patience. he isn’t in any rush to finish his AB.

I will laugh and hoot at the team who offers Tejada a coaching job.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd bet a cool 10 dollars that it's going to be the Astros...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 30, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Dodgers remain under McCourt, they would be my bet.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the game

And I still don’t know how this team scored 7 runs.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on May 30, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

hint

if there’s a crooked number on the board, think “grand slam”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because everyone should watch this once a day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3cjgEw-ANw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s no dj roomba.

Also, I love that searching on youtube brings up a ton of people who actually made one.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP DJ Roomba

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made him myself. He was like a son to me.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ghost of DJ Roomba was one of my favorite things ever on the show.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the robot to play Dave Matthews!

“Little bay-beh!”

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so sad when April's gay boyfriend and his boyfriend made fun of Andy :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad she dumped them.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad they came back to be her [spoilers] though =]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this scene.

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by Natto on May 30, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmhohRXn_LY&feature=related

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ron's reaction

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what does it for me.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone still in school?

I mean seriously, come on.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Both teaching and learning :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I guess I can't really complain

Not that I have a need to, I’m still enjoying myself.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m completely burnt out and ready for summer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always get burnt out with about 2 or 3 weeks left in each quarter. I can only imagine what a semester is like.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been in school for the past 12 months, basically.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I think I would do that. As long as it meant more frequent breaks rather than one long ass summer.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can say that I have not had frequent breaks.

I had about a week off in August. Then Christmas break.

Those are basically my only complete “breaks” since last June.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like real life.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real life will be tougher in some facets and easier in others.

At the very least, I won’t have three hours of class a night anymore.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night class is the worst

I’ve had class at 6 before and hope to never do it again, at least as an undergrad. I’m sure that will change some day.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of the year, I was student teaching from like 8-1:30 and then I had class from 3-6. I would not recommend it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That type of schedule is such an energy sap. I wish I knew how to avoid it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't do a one year credential/master's program

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I meant the energy thing

But that’s useful advice as well I suppose.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, despite it all, I think this is the way to go

Still: so tired.

As for the energy thing, if you figure it out, let me know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

I’ll probably have to get my MAcc right after I graduate anyways. So I’ll experience the same thing!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 30, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was smart of you to get it overwith that way

And at least your classes weren’t 6-9PM. I always hated those worst of all.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck…I had that same schedule about 4 years ago. Once you get a full time teaching position, it does not get any easier.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't wait!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where are you getting your credential?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

That’s great that you’re able to get your masters at the same time. Any job leads for next year?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should be hearing back from one today or tomorrow and based on what I’ve heard, it sounds pretty promising. I have another interview tomorrow afternoon.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, rumors like that tend to end up being true.

Hang in there for just a few more weeks.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know! The end is in sight! And then it starts all over again in August, haha. But I’m excited to put this year behind me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

But starting over is a great feeling. You can correct any mistakes from the pervious year, and if you have the same prep. then you don’t feel like you’re starting from scratch again. You have an idea what analogies work, and where students will have problems with concepts. In my limited experience, while the workload itself never lessens, the day to day lesson planning becomes easier with time.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really looking forward to having more control over my classroom routines/structure (and hopefully having my own classroom). Taking over halfway through the year is so tough.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing I liked about night classes was being able to pick up dinner on the way home. Efficient!

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except the teaching part.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're not a teacher

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I qualified my statement.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Finals aren’t ’til next week.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on May 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bunch of friends joining us late this summer for work.

Surprise surprise, they all go to SLO.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK FUCKING GOD IM NOT

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last week

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until June 22nd

Then again, most people of my age are actually working, so yeah

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 30, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in school, but summer quarter starts June 20, that is if I ever find out from the school if I got full admissions…still waiting.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I’ve been done since the end of March. June 20th is going to be a sad, sad day.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on May 31, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

why is andy so dumb? and why was anne with him in he first place?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I can only assume he’s well endowed and willing to please. There’s value in that.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN)

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

willing to please usually denotes intelligence. or vice versa. I guess well-endowed could do it…but Anne doesn’t seem like that sort of person. I’ll just chalk it up to developing the characters.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have very little good to say about season 1 Andy.

S2-3 Andy is the most lovable dumb manchild of all time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

More so than Hoyt? Hmm..naw.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They never did adequately answer that second question.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 30, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The band?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Live stream from Sasquatch on the NPR Music site. Pretty amazing, until that remark.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, they are playing "Jesus, Etc."

All is forgiven.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on May 30, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finished my 24 hour comic two hours early.

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by Natto on May 30, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well then it’s not really a 24 hour comic then, is it?

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can use the remaining time to proofread or touch-up.

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by Natto on May 30, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use the time to embed subliminal anti-apistat messages.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this idea.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My clever plan was thwarted by image compression.

by apistat on May 30, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't say thwarted.

I have damn good eyes and even I can’t read that sixth word.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 30, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait.

I think I know….

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 30, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have to be a pretty large pool my friend.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big ups to the folks who contributed. We raised a lot more than I was expecting!

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by Natto on May 30, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you feel?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not really all that tired.

Various parts of my right hand are sore or numb though. (Yeah, yeah)

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by Natto on May 30, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORE FROM THE ONANISM

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 30, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole alliance thing is kinda weird.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 30, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't even want to vote for most of the Giants position players

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the Red Socks really need help getting votes?

they’re probably at least the second most popular team in the league and have a bunch of talented guys that get a bunch media coverage.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

those sweethearts

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on May 30, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My angle on it is that fan voting for All-Stars makes no sense in the first place.

As the environment is already ridiculous inherently, I don’t see the problem.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 30, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sperm suicide?

wtf.

And isn’t it about time for a fresh thread?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

,

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OPENING DAY 2010

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg this gif is cute

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has such a good-natured smile. kinda hard not to like.
but he’s a beast on the mound

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a fantastic smile.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was from the game in LA where they almost blew the game, if not for Nate and his catch.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure it's from the WS

since the hat has the WS patch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call, didn’t notice that.

I just remember how happy he was standing on the railing at the game in LA- smiling, joking- after he was taken out, then how over the next 10min the shots of his face slowly turned to sadness. I was thinking “poor guy has no idea what’s coming”

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

his face when Carroll hit the ball was pure dejection, then suddenly he’s hopping over the rail smiling. it would have been funny if I wasn’t having a heart attack

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on May 30, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A quick Google search says that KRLD is Dallas/Ft. Worth.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 30, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure this has been gone over ad nauseam when I wasn't looking, but in Grant's Series Preview, concerning Batista.
When he comes in to face the Giants, he’ll load the bases, and the Giants won’t score. Look in your heart; you know it’s true.

Was this an edit? If not, HAHAHAHA way to call it Grant.

Adoptive father of Jose Casilla.

by dregarx on May 30, 2011 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing during the game. It was not an edit.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I must say, this LA Noire game is pretty awesome

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It's awesome...

it’s like playing L.A. Confidential.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

they are way too mean to jerry

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking jerry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 30, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT JERRY

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on May 30, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up and do more art for me!

This ones racist.

My fav Tom moment so far by far.

I’ve stared at this one for five hours now.

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by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your adopted mother was arrested for marijuana possession

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on May 30, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re gonna play someone boring, who only drinks beer. You’ll be named Jerry.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on May 31, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

more OT

there’s an ipad app of SFgate.com now

by Sabean_Is_Iago on May 30, 2011 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s free for a month and then you can pay 5.99 a month if you’re not a subscriber. I’ll probably get the subscription just to support the paper.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on May 30, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did everyone go?

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by positiveuphemism on May 31, 2011 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

going to bed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Observation

While we complain about Tejada, let us not forget that Hal Lanier posted a line of .213/.239/.255 in 1967. This is why we can’t have nice things.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 12:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Note that 1967 was his best year by rWAR and one of only three seasons (out of ten) in which he was above replacement level.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 31, 2011 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say it here

What is with the excessive amount of polls lately?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on May 31, 2011 2:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Do you think there have been too many polls recently?

Yes [ ]
No [ ]
109 [ ]

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on May 31, 2011 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to wake up feeling like shit tomorrow

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on May 31, 2011 2:11 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Shift-A Weekend:

Good morning everyone. Who is hitting the grand slam for the Giants today? Cuz that’s the only time Giants wins right?

Also, D-Backs in first place…really?

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 8:10 AM PDT reply actions  

My stupid DBacks friend kept texting me about it all weekend.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on May 31, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s texting you about it because he’s had those texts saved for 4 years and couldn’t use them

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by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox/Yanks must be off.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 31, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

worse

The Yankees are in Oakland!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flood OT

I’ve spent the last 6 days sandbagging and helping to move people out of their homes due to imminent flooding. However, watching the town come together has been quiet a site. It looks like 20% of the population is going to be affected :(

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on May 31, 2011 8:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Yikes. Good luck, and be careful.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

It’s a controlled release from the dam north of town so there shouldn’t be any danger.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on May 31, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 31, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you hang out with?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on May 31, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…good luck!

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2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish you and your fellow residents good luck.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Off for more fun with sand…

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on May 31, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN just advertised their SF STL games

and they showed Holliday and Pujols instead of any SF player. World Champions? Pujols!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Best fans in the game.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 31, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

can't believe

they didn’t lead with the shot of Buster getting injured.

I suppose they’ve got the multi-loops all ready for the game(s) though.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

along with some nice video of the 2002 WS

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by Giant Voodoo on May 31, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

2002 NL Champions

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on May 31, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

“The Giants are the champions of the National League! And they come pouring out of the dugout!”

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on May 31, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I would rather see Albert Pujols and Matt Holliday than Miguel Tejada and Eli Whiteside.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 31, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Kruk
knbrmurph Bonus Krukow today: “Brandon Crawford is your everyday SS, as far as I’m concerned. I don’t look forward to Tejada’s ABs at all.” #SFGiants

When Kruk has turned on you, you know you’re done.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 31, 2011 9:10 AM PDT reply actions  

It's true.

Even is Crawford cannot hit well, his ABs will still be better than Tejada’s. Tejada is one small step above Bocock right now.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

So he is like an enlarged Bocock?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on May 31, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hard to tell.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on May 31, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well played.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was gone all weekend—what was the general impression of Crawford in these parts—aside from
being dreamy?

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by bgunn on May 31, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cautiously optimistic.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just so long as this translates to ‘hope that a below-average bat and above-average glove will result in league-average SS production’ I concur. If anyone thinks Crawford is going to hit like a star, I suggest looking up his minor-league stats.

by wcw on May 31, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he stops hitting, his glove is better than any alternative. And hey, maybe he doesn’t stop hitting!

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by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

1.080 OPS/195 OPS+!!!!

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

D looks major league quality. Jury still out on bat but I’d rather he get off to a nice start than a poor one.

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by jponry on May 31, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He passes the less-than-a-week eyeball test with flying colors. It’s not enough to say anything worthwhile about him, but it is enough to look forward to his next week of playing time.

Hey, is “passed with flying colors” a phrase that comes from the Air Force?

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by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always figured it was naval

by Hyoton on May 31, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a reference to the idea of sailing right by an enemy ship with your flag clearly visible.

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That also makes sense.

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by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

And probably more.

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by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

My sense is that Tejada will become a backup when Panda comes back.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fear this as well, but if even Kruk has turned on you….

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you misread. Tejada will backup Panda and Crawford when Panda returns.

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Opps…yes I did misread. I agree that they keep him as a utility backup.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 31, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

until Frodonot comes back

At which point the $4M left on Tejada will be more like $3M…

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Tejada? But who will shine the spotlight?

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Diogenes?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by sanfrankid on May 31, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hoping not to see LOL BELT today

Seriously he has to play today…but this is bork we’re talking about

by Falconer88 on May 31, 2011 9:17 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

They've got to give Huff a day off sometime, right?

/Miguel Tejada starts at first

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by jponry on May 31, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is hitting .133 off Carp in his career

Seems like a good time for a breather

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by jponry on May 31, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw that Carp is 1-5 with an ERA+ of 78

SSS or actual issues?

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like he is getting BABIP’d.

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by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada at 1st
Huff at C

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best athlete on the team!

Seriously, maybe Huff is another one of these guys that won’t say when he’s hurting/tired. Whether or not he starts hitting again he’s going to be terrible in August if they don’t rest him.

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by natteringnabob on May 31, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside at 1B for a catcher’s day off.

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by howtheyscored on May 31, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know why Belt would make an awesome friend? Because if we were standing in line for something, he could just look over everyone and see how much further we had to go. I can never see anything but people’s backs.

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by TheLetter2 on May 31, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Ryan Day!

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Moderately Cheerful Vogelsong Day

by Hyoton on May 31, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong ERA+ of 214

Timmy ERA+ of 170

History and context be damned!

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by calbearjd on May 31, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

ACE

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by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Vogelsong Sing-A-Long day!

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by rotorueter on May 31, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vogey!

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by bgunn on May 31, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is 2-15 against carp

He’s in there today he’s due

/bork

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Whenever I see G-Bris I think of a ceremony involving a mohel wearing a track suit and a kangol hat.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 31, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it time to trade Mike Murphy for a couple position players?

The reliance on one big homerun to propel this offense over the past week can’t last….can it? I believe the A’s tried this with their stable of young pitchers to less than ideal results. While someone will probably remind me that we are the Defending World Champions (rightly so), I just don’t know how at the beginning of June this can be rectified apart from a seriously monster trade for more than one game-changer like Jose Reyes for some of our excess pitching + zito (all expenses paid by Gigantes) + bags of balls + Neukom’s bow tie. We do absolutely nothing right fundamentally; theyl have a) very little speed, b) very little power, c) very low averages, d) very low walk rates , e) can’t hit to the right side to advance runners and f) can’t bunt.

Is it time to consider trading Mike Murphy?!?!?!?!??! Hehe…..

by Drug Runner SF on May 31, 2011 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

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