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Post-post-game thread: So Brandon Crawford ...

The thing about writing down your opinions and projections every day for a decade isn't that you're wrong on a regular basis, it's that you're wrong all the time with a searchable and sortable database to chronicle your wrong. After Kevin Frandsen's four-hit debut, I know I wrote something breathless -- if "like a mechanical Robby Thompson riding a centaur to fight for our freedom!!" wasn't in the post, I'm sure I was thinking it. After Brian Dallimore, official utility player for Waiting for Boof, hit a grand slam for his first major league home run, I'm sure I wrote a timeline for the next decade of his sure-to-be-successful career as a utility player.

So there are two paths: I could a) give in to the excitement of a rookie hitting a grand slam in his first game, risking the embarrassment of that Frandsen post-game write-up, or b) start prattling on about Brandon Crawford's strikeout rate in the Eastern League or something equally as dour.

I choose "c." This is the weaselly path that is also known as the Andres Torres Out Clause.

If a 31-year-old career minor leaguer can become the top-of-the-order spark plug for a championship team in his first year as a starter, any player can do anything.

Ryan Vogelsong is a pitcher with a mediocre record as a pANDRESTORRESOUTCLAUSE.

Oh. Man, Vogelsong looks good. Hope he can keep it up.

Brandon Crawford had a crazy-hot start in the California League, but he hasn't been able to master the Eastern League, so it's way premature to expect him to pANDRESTORRESOUTCLAUSE.

Oh. Right. Dude looks like a fantastic defensive shortstop, and his lefty swing is sweet, especially against looping, hanging, slow breaking balls. The Andres Torres Out Clause tells us that it's okay to believe in anything. Crawford was once projected to be a first-round pick. He has tools. He's fast, he has a great glove, and he has a little power.

I'm in. I know he doesn't project to be a plus major leaguer right away, so I won't expect anything, but Andres Torres Out Clause. There's magic inside like so much creamy nougat. Maybe Crawford is a bit of a late bloomer, like Chase Utley. And if you think I'm comparing Crawford to Utley, that's not what I'm doing. That wouldn't be fair. Utley could never have sniffed Crawford's 1.833 OPS in the majors.

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He's not in there today

#SFGiants lineup: Rowand cf, Sanchez 2b, Burrell lf, Ross rf, Huff 1b, Tejada 3b, Burriss ss, Whiteside c, J Sanchez p

by TBRMKane on May 28, 2011 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy, un-phased by grand slams.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on May 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to this thread

Crawford should be able to handle third, no problem. You disappoint me, Bochy,

Don't stop believin'. And never forget where you came from.

by OnDeck_Matt on May 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He played 3B regularly in the AFL during 2009.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on May 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good grief.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 28, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy needz his righties!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eff you Bruce. You do you play Burris but not Crawford or Belt?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burris hits from both sides of the plate,yea?

Leaves secret weapon for ph appearance. I do really want to see more ryu.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on May 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss’s hitting sorta reminds of what Kuip said about Atlee Hammaker

“When he hit the ball, it didn’t really make a sound.”

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on May 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol Belt

Grant, you’re absolutely on fire lately.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
@productiveouts | Productive Outs

by delorean on May 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I was kind of surprised to read

that he’s gonna be sitting and pinch hitting most of the time while he’s here. Hard to imagine they can’t find a spot for him in the worst lineup I’ve ever seen.

by Stoned Slacker on May 28, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Hard to imagine" is kind.

It’s stupid, IMO. I don’t understand why you would bring up a developing player and get him 0.7 AB per game.

by AllHailMightyBruins on May 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm big on benefit of the doubt

I’m not one to tell Bochy who to play and why. He knows a bit more about baseball and Belt than I do. But I’ll stick with “I don’t get it”.

by Stoned Slacker on May 28, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Bochy wants to sit him, fine.

I just don’t get why they would have brought him up if that were the case.

by AllHailMightyBruins on May 28, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You lack focus and commitment. Rant and rant and rant until you get it right.

Kids these days.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on May 28, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

This is the interwebs, not polite society, say what you will, but say it with conviction even if it’s rooted in nothing.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t think that Bochy’s benefit of the doubt comes with what he knows about hitters and lineups. There seems to be ample evidence that he doesn’t know much about those things.

I give him a hell of a lot of the benefit of doubt as a manager of people, though. I don’t know what he does between the last pitch and the lineup card, but he seems to be a fucking genius about it. That other four hour period every day seems downright suspect, though.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS^ cubed and then multiplied by at least a bjiliion

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Wotus had brought Affeldt in last night I was prepared to withdraw my support and pull the "Wotus for Governer" signs off my lawn.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really believe that Wotus was calling the shots?

You do know that when a manager is tossed from the game he still almost always sits close enough in the hallway to communicate directly with the assistant coach, or he sits in the clubhouse, watches the TV feed and sends a runner when he wants the asst. to make any changes, don’t you?

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on May 28, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, but I've never liked to look behind the curtain.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah,

but he hasn’t managed the BP that well all year. Why wait until he gets tossed to do it?

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the point.

The pen management was most uncharacteristically sane.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on May 28, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Telephones: do they exist?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see you lifting another man's career over your own.

And what should we do with you?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on May 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

No answer ? He is too busy getting ready to sit on the bench.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on May 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor reception in the dugout?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on May 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No wireless or 4g at Miller Park.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on May 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though, on the extreme off chance you truly are THE Brandon Belt, I’m just as pissed about your circumstances as most others around here. Hang in there, we all want to see you do well.

And if you’re not currently riding the bench for the SF Giants, brace yourself for quite a bit of teasing about your chosen name.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on May 28, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today's lineup is an abomination

It is an abominable snowman.
With a carrot nose and coal for eyes.
It is a canary in a coal mine.
It is a coal miner’s daughter.
It is the daughters of the American revolution.

They called up Belt so he can sit on the bench rather than get regular at bats in AAA.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I would have preferred if they had called up Brad Eldred.

by TBRMKane on May 28, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy said Belt “is gonna make us a better club.”
He didn’t say how.
Bochy will take those assumptions of yours,
Twist them into a gnarled mess,
And put it at third base.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on May 28, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

"is gonna make us a better club."

I assume this means Belt is good at whittling.

by Bar None on May 28, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need an updated “Buster morose on the bench” picture from Natto for Belt.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Morose Buster is more valid now than ever

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 28, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jezooks

Left. Handed. Opposing. Pitcher. It’s not rocket science, it’s a management style.

But Belt should be starting when there’s a RHP.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s our top prospect. He is going to be an everyday player, whether Bochy likes it or not. You might as well start him now against lefties so he can improve.

by EricW on May 28, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I agree

I was just saying it’s Bochy’s style of management, whether we like it or not. By HIS standards, he should start Belt when a RHP is starting, especially the way he went on about Belt at the start of the season. But I guess “gritty vet” trumps everything to him.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff

your 1B in every game since April 30!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been really down on Huff myself

but he did everything right last night, plus he’s hitting lefties well. If only these were the real reasons he’s in the lineup. I don’t understand how Bochy can go from bringing Belt up out of ST to saying “we need Huff.” Unless Huff has been working on him psychologically bigtime.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not (necessarily) bagging on Huff

but it’s been a month, and there’s 20 straight games without a day off, or whatever it is.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's gonna have to sit sometime

they’re in teh middle of 20 straight days wiht no day off. I just don’t think it’s gonna be when there’s a lefty.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has been beyond awful this season

He’s at like -1.3 WAR. Yes, he’ll get better eventually, but how long do you keep throwing him out there while he gives you negative production, especially when you’ve got Belt in the wings?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
@productiveouts | Productive Outs

by delorean on May 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff isn’t gonna be benched in favor of Belt. No way in hell. Bochy might drop him down in the lineup, but that’s about it. He helped us win a world series and Sabean signed him to a 2 year deal.

Tejada is staying in the lineup.
Zito will replace Vogie as the 5th starter (maybe even go back to 4th starter).
Huff will be given as much time as he needs to right the ship.
Rookies will not take playing time from veterans.

This is our reality. I hate it too, but we might as well deal with it.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some of us, bitching at the McCoven is what constitutes “dealing with it.”

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito will not get his spot back if Vogs keeps pitching like this. Your other points are logical and true, though.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

Hello, Brandon Belt would like to introduce you to Bork and Savvy Sabes, maybe you guys haven’t met.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re right, but I think you’re wrong. /sad face

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the long time they’re taking doing anything with Zito right now indicates that they are perfectly willing to ride the Vogelsong train until it breaks at the expense of Zito starting.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is the least flexible player on the list. The ONLY thing they can do with him is delay, delay, delay. Once the charade can no longer continue they have no choice but to demote him or start him. I think we’ve all heard the reports that he wouldn’t work at all in the bullpen.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He takes about 3 hours to warm up

(literally) He’s not gonna be in the bullpen.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let him eat innings in blowouts then

He only throws harder than a handful of little leaguers, seems like he would be able to give you up to 9 innings every time out then.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

Even as a starter, you’re lucky to get 5. I never understood why he gets called an “innings eater.”

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should put up a fence

You walked right. into. the. chasm.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh

thank god I’m the dumb one and not you people.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a great idea

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take two dozen unpredictable innings from Zito in the bullpen over 100+ from him in the rotation, regardless of how much he wouldn’t “work” there. And the team should be willing to do that, too.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long, as I said, as the Vogelsong train doesn’t break.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fully support putting Zeets in the ‘pen. I don’t care if he makes $1 million or $18 million, he should be willing to play whatever role the team needs from him. That being said, I don’t even want him taking up a spot in the ‘pen. I’d rather see him stay fresh, getting starts in Fresno, and ready to come up if there’s an injury to one of the other 5 starters.

Will that happen? No.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I realize I just contradicted myself there. I guess what I’m saying is I’d rather have him in the ‘pen than starting, but I’d really rather not even have him in the ’pen.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it. If Vogs continues to do what he is doing Zito won’t show up at all.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I don’t care how much Zito is getting paid, but Vogelsong is one of 6 starters in baseball right now with an ERA under 2.00. Even Bochy and Sabean can read that stat. If he falls apart Zito will be up fast, but not before then.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on May 28, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

people that say this

do not have to write $50+ million dollar checks.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Zito's paycheck is a sunk cost

Whether or not Sabean and Bochy understand the sunk cost fallacy, I don’t know.

by Here Be Giants on May 28, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand it perfectly well

and have no idea whether either of them do. They are also not writing $54 million dollar go-away checks.

I guess some of that is Sabean’s money, technically, but not enough to get his name on the signature card.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

best way to recoup that 50 million is to put a product out there that wins games. I would have to believe that the Vogelsong wins gives at least some relief to a zito loss.

by ELOOIE on May 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not paying $50M for him to stay home. They’re not.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 29, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant, Champions League today

Twice as big as the Super Bowl, decent chance it will be twice as boring as watching paint dry.

But if you haven’t watched Barcelona play before, they’re definitely worth checking out.

by Stoned Slacker on May 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks!

I forgot to set my DVR. Doing that now.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vamos, Messi!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

can't wait

if you’re only a casual soccer fan, you should check this game out, it should be soccer at its finest

by FluLikeSymptoms on May 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of soccer

Hamilton Academical has been relegated. Time to win the First Division, I guess.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 28, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rio Americano Girls' Soccer . . .

ranked 8th in the nation, 1st in Nor Cal.

Defeated those buggers from Benecia this week. RAH.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 28, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meow! The clause come out!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 28, 2011 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

The key thing to remember

In 422 PAs during his 2009 season in AA, Crawford had a BB-rate of 4.8%

In 339 PAs during his 2010 season in AA, Crawford had a BB-rate of 11.2%

In 69 PAs during his 2011 rehab in SJ (A+ league), Crawford had a BB-rate of 123%

He went to the AFL in October of 2009 with the express intent of working on his plate discipline after his disastrous season at the plate in Connecticut. He hit close to .300 and had a BB-rate over 10% in the AFL that year, and he’s continued the trend ever since then. That shows me that he’s coachable.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on May 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m not saying that he’s going to be a hitting star, but he’s clearly not an unrepentant hacker like many in the organization (minors and majors).

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on May 28, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

REPENT, HACKERS! THE K IS NEAR!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except the Giants would have 4 position players, one with a broken leg, and a bunch of pitchers.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt my faith in them would waver.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on May 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! Hotdogs with mustard seed faith! Get your mustard seed faith!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hah!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 28, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he’s clearly not an unrepentant hacker

This is a major step forward for the organization. I’m sure Shawon is beside himself.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on May 28, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

123% BB rate, what does that translate to wOBA wise?!?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 28, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oops - should read 12.3%

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on May 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is, Crawford must start

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s better than not knowing anything.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 28, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGiants San Francisco Giants
RHP Santiago Casilla has been reinstated from dl. LHP Dan Runzler has been optioned to triple-A #SFGiants

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 28, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

FREE KROOOOOOONNNNNN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 28, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that our new battle cry?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 28, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

"new"?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on May 28, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Kroon have a June 1st decisionline?

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by Merope on May 28, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Either retire, stay with the Giants, or find a new team.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly correct

It’s not a hard deadline. He can choose to opt out of his contract at any time beginning June 1st. The Giants have already said that they’d love it if he stayed, and no changes have to be made to the existing contract if he does stay. Basically the ball is in Kroon’s court. Bobby Evens did say that they have given him some reassurances that he’s on the top of the list to be called up should a roster spot open up and they need a reliever.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

Keep an eye on my son, Jake "The Jacksonville Rifle" Dunning. From SS to the mound - exclusively toeing the rubber since March 2010.

by Fla-Giant on May 28, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

So I guess they’re giving up on that.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's one silver lining here.

It means they are not letting Showtime run the team.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

I was sick of Runzler.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

Alex “I Opened Al Capone’s Vault First” Hinshaw is still available!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

and inexplicably taking up valuable space on the 40-man

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
@productiveouts | Productive Outs

by delorean on May 28, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Too bad Runzler’s not money late in games like Affeldt.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CONFEDERATE SPECIE

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is fucking bullshit.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Groucho remarked when Margaret Dumont entered the room . . .

. . . “Here comes more bad news.” My, my.

There is a need around MLB for relief help. No superstars or superprospects would come of it, but I do wish they’d move Casilla and Affeldt.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on May 28, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Jonathan, maybe next week
#SFGiants lineup: Rowand cf, Sanchez 2b, Burrell lf, Ross rf, Huff 1b, Tejada 3b, Burriss ss, Whiteside c, J Sanchez p

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on May 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

First!

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

My eyes…..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on May 28, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

or

Giants win 10-0, set lineup for rest of the season

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on May 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the mind of BOOOOOOCHYYYYYYYYY

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, why are we panicking?

There’s only one non-WORLD CHAMPION in this lineup!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

True

But there’s a lot of fail in that non-World Champion.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s also a lot of fail in Huff

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mos-def

Huff is dangerously close to DFA territory and shouldn’t be hitting in the middle of the order.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You honestly think they would ever DFA Huff?

by EricW on May 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, not all

Rownads passed DFA territory a long time ago and he’s still on the team, I meant more along the lines that he was approaching the territory where he should be DFA’d.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

that’s funny.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, management never DFAs veterans

They DFA rookies, even when the veterans are worse than the rookies.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thing that fries my cheese about all this

is that Huff basically kept his job at first by TOTALLY SUCKING in the OF. If he hadn’t , they could have afforded to give Belt more time to find a ML stroke.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm… fried cheese.

I had some amazing fried cheese curds in Wisconsin a few months ago. Can’t wait to go back and clog my arteries again.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a punch-line to some funny joke, right? I LOL’d!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

It made me a little madder at Bochy

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why in shit is Tejada playing?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like substances attract?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal softball has been watching too many Giants game

They lead 1-0, but have stranded seven base runners.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 28, 2011 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Going to the Mariners game tonight...

King Felix vs. Yankees!

Also, I really want “BEAT MAN-U” to have the same effect as “BEAT L-A”.

It doesn’t.

Fuck ManPoo.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on May 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Any Safeco Field tips?

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on May 28, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’ a blog for that!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy that plays the saxophone outside the gates is pretty cool. Oh, and if you’re driving get away from the stadium a few blocks. It’s worth it.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on May 28, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I’m jealous because I’m going tomorrow which is great but it means no Felix. :(

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on May 28, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

garlic fries.

oh.. and buy peanuts outside before you go in.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Garlic fries.

Oh, and buy your peanuts outside the park before the game.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid our football chants tend to be in slightly worse taste than ‘BEAT LA’.

by Deleuzian on May 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Snarky Baggs
Brandon Crawford is not in the lineup. Hey, his fault he didn’t hit two grand slams in his big league debut.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 28, 2011 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Just enjoy the game, Baggs.

by Bar None on May 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer a snarky comment of how Tejada is somehow always in the lineup

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Tejada is a slow starter! You just wait until Sept. 17th when he'll REALLY start to heat up!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Have a rec

This made me laugh.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better yet

Have a Spotlight!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have a picture of Migsucky holding up the spotlight?

I think we should have a caption and photoshop contest with said picture.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

only a 4 on the KLaw scale

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington: 25.1 IP, 17 BB, 29 K, 1-1, 3.55 ERA, .193 BAA

M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the Bum

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

KLaw's take on Belt
“It’s criminal misuse of perhaps their most valuable young asset. It won’t help the team, and it won’t help him develop. They might as well sign Michael Tucker to take his roster spot.”

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't know it had already been posted

He just tweeted that earlier today.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The way they’re handling Belt is really pissing me off.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on May 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

It makes last year's WS championship seem like such a wonderful catching of lightning and a rainbow colored unicorn caught in a bottle.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Impact of a manager

I was listening to an old episode of the Freakonomics podcast, and among other things, they were asking about the impact of a baseball manager. Most of their job involves managing the personalities around them, whether it be players or front office personnel. They can’t really control anything that happens in a game. Baseball economists determined that most managers do not have any statistically significant effect on their team. With all the bitching about how Bochy was to blame for Buster getting injured because he deliberately made Huff suck until the 9th inning, this was quite interesting. Remember, Tejada deliberately ignored the take sign on a 3-0 count earlier this season. Bochy can’t really control that. He can punish Tejada for ignoring his orders, but any one of these guys might decide to “go rogue” randomly.

They came to the conclusion that managers are necessary because there needs to be one authority figure to make sure all hell doesn’t break loose. I think if a manager runs a tight ship or commands a lot of respect, players will not step out of line like Tejada often. And I think Bochy does keep them motivated to play hard. Also, a manager acts as a lightning rod for criticism, for us to vent our feelings on.

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by Murray, Present on May 28, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve long been of the opinion that a manager can have only a limited positive impact on a game. But there are plenty of things he can control that can negatively impact a game. He can, for instance, leave an extreme LOOGY in against one of the best young right-handed hitters in the game with the bases loaded. Or he can, for instance, refuse to play any number of what are clearly the team’s best players, including one of the best relievers in the league.

Those would be extreme cases, though.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

those things would never happen in real life.

by Bar None on May 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have hit the nail squarely on the head with this post, except only a moron would do those things that you mentioned, but for dramatic effect they were good points.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now who would do such a thing?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 28, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, would a manager ever really be that stupid?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

and

there’s certainly evidence that they can have a bad effect on a team. Cf. “Hornsby, Rogers” or “Geren, Bob”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

brandon crawford for jose bautista straight up? he hit his 20th hr today… lol

SF Giants

by Belgutei E on May 28, 2011 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

if they throw in Dotel

i’ll consider it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
@productiveouts | Productive Outs

by delorean on May 28, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

don’tel them what to do.

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
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by Merope on May 28, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If my name were Dotel, I'd open a chain of motels and call them the Dotel No-tell Motel

And rent rooms by the hour.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Don't ask, Dotel

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on May 28, 2011 11:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have a question!

Does being a team built for close games lead to unnecessary injuries?
In other words does it lead to more close plays and guys playing a bit harder toward the end of games? It seems we had many close games last year and we didn’t have too many injuries. I don’t know, what do y’all think?

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on May 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Doubtful

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

But it’s certainly true that a team that plays a lot of close games can’t afford to lose its starters to injury.

by Here Be Giants on May 28, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy's big head

is inversely related to his managing intelligence

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

This is an observable scientific FACT!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

PTB

I love how our 5th outfielder is also our 3-hitter when he does get a random start.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait until our REAL 3-hitter, Fontenot is back.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait until our REAL 3-hitter, Fontenot is back.

Or as mrs. nvsfg says " Because he’s not Tejada, he should be called Fontenyes"

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on May 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

wooo, my son is back

Hope he doesn’t suck!

Hoppin on a jet plane. Might see some of you cats in SF.

From gas can to hurling fire - the adoptive father of Santiago Casilla, international man of mystery and master of the Jairoball.

by Lies and Perfidy on May 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

is he available for today’s game? or is he just on they way here?

SF Giants

by Belgutei E on May 28, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

127 Hours

He hasn’t cut off his arm yet, but I like this movie.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Are you watching "Coyote Ugly"?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching 127 Hours.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I know. It was a feeble attempt at "obscure, old joke" humor

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I figured. I just didn’t get it.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the joke-

A friend of mine met a man in a bar a few years back. My friend and the man struck up a conversation, and somehow the conversation turned to a discussion of the man’s missing left arm. My friend asked the man how he lost his arm. This is the man’s story…
“I was celebrating my divorce a while back by hitting all of the bars in town. I was quite drunk and picked up a young lady in the last bar I made it to. She invited me to her apartment and I spent the night with her.
The next morning, I was wakened by my left arm which had fallen asleep. I was quite hung over, and when I looked to see why my left arm was asleep, I found that the lady I had picked up the night before was sleeping on my arm! BUT, she was so incredibly UGLY, that rather than wake her up, I chewed my own arm off!!”
Hence the term “Coyote ugly” has come to mean a man or a woman of extreme bad looks!

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, ow.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yow, that electric sound effect really sells it.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

i didn't like that movie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the real guy give a tallk once

that was bad enough.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were some things I didn’t like, but I thought it was really good on the whole.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the pacing was really off.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we just start calling him ryu?

Exhibit a, haircut
Exhibit b, super uppercut given out last night

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on May 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Sure we can.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAADOOOKEN

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 28, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't even call this a lolineup it's ridiculous

I know it’s a left hander but now belt will not have played for three games and Bochy talks about keeping players fresh the only guy who hasn’t played yet out of the call ups is belt. I was calling for belt to be promoted again but now if this is what’s going to happen I’d rather have them call up Eldred to sit the bench than belt…ok I’m done now

*waits for huff to go 0-4

by Falconer88 on May 28, 2011 11:09 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

its the blackhole lineup

spots 5-8:
Huff, Tejada, Buriss, Whiteside

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on May 28, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing gets past the Accretion Disk

Not even the suck that is known as Huff, Tejada, Buriss, Whiteside

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 28, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You break all the laws of physics, and you seriously think there wouldn’t be a price? You went and killed the last fucking crew, and now you wanna kill us as well!

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for tat

They will go 8 for 16 with 4 walks, 7 runs and 6 rbis

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on May 28, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

One good thing about the Giants lineup as presently constructed: The production from the corners is truly offensive.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on May 28, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

At some point next year Rowand should be gone, too. Once this happens the lineups should be much more palatable. Bochy has proven that if given over the hill POS veterans he can’t resist starting them. So..yeah.

Can’t Belt lead off and play LF?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2011 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Just checked Baseball Reference… and it’s horrifying. We are starting two guys, on a daily basis, who have a combined -2.3 WAR. And it’s going up.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Or down?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whichever way is more negative

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup I'd like to see today...

Torres – CF
Dirty – 2B
Ross – RF
PTB – LF
Belt – 1B
Huff – 3B
Whitey – C
Crawford – SS
 
When Pablo and The Lilliputian Punisher come back I’d replace Crawford with Fontenot, and rotate Huff, PTB, and Belt between LF and 1B.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

i just can’t get behind huff at third base. too much fail in my mind. i’m just prepared to live with the tejada suckage until panda gets back as painful as it is.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on May 28, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it gets Tejada off the field and out of the lineup, I am on board. I am not only on board, I’m at the wheel, steering us out of the path of that giant iceberg.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mole = Dirty

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Mole = Freddy Sanchez aka Franchez
Dirty = Jonathan Sanchez

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been calling him Freddy Dirty since he came up with the Pirates. I will respectfully disagree with you. haha.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

you do that

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fine, so long as you realize that no one here calls him that.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 28, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like I give a shit.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't care if you do

Just expect that absolutely no one will know what the fuck you’re talking about.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You see that X at the top right corner?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This made me LOL, have a rec.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys seriously getting all bunched up about me calling Freddy Sanchez, “Dirty” instead of Jonathan Sanchez?

So fucking lame.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s about respect for the other members of this site which you basically said you didn’t care about. Twice.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is such a weird conversation.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, there’s all kinds of respect for other members of this site on this comment string.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, incongruity.
I will respectfully disagree with you. haha.
Like I give a shit.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 28, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Internet

Where context is SO 1990’s…

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, context:

You say you’ll respectfully disagree. I say that’s fine, so long as you realize that people here in general won’t go with that. No problem, right? So why the hell do you come back with:

Like I give a shit.

That doesn’t seem respectful. No need to bite any heads off.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 28, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context would be the rest of the comments leading up to that, all of which sounded dismissive and snarky. I just happened to respond to your comment.

More context… it’s a baseball player’s nickname! It’s of no real consequence what I call Freddy Sanchez. Anyone on McC who can’t deal with that should get over themselves. Is it really that important to you to make sure everyone on McC uses the “right” nicknames. Sheesh. I still don’t give a shit and neither should you!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone on this comment string, including me

Are douchebags.

I got your fucking respect right here, bitches.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel douche-baggy and I really hate that, so I’m going to stop now.

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to point out

that I am only now posting in this thread! LOL 75% less douchey than Lars!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lols

As long as the Giants win and you all are forced to read what I type…..BOOM!

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on May 28, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...how many plate appearances will Brandon Belt have with the Giants this year?

Bowker got 350 in his first year, back when we didn’t have anyone better. Will Belt exceed that, or fall short?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on May 28, 2011 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Falls well short

And causes at least one total freak out on McC

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brandown Crawford and Chase Utley do have one very important thing in common

by FluLikeSymptoms on May 28, 2011 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

HUZZAH!
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Bochy says Belt will start tomorrow. Crawford too.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on May 28, 2011 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Start… the game on the bench?

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

pics or it didn't happen

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

/commence 6-day rainout string

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally

Bochy incompetence is working in Matt Cain’s favor. He thinks he’s trotting out the B lineup for Cain’s start, but it’s actually the better lineup now.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll believe it when I see it.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photo Caption Contest!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on May 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Thank you

Although I think this may deserve it’s own thread.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

And if you pull down on the Tejada action figure’s arm, his mouth closes.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fielder’s Choice, bitchez!

"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."

by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

“Finally, I wasn’t the back end of the double play!”

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

PEANUTS!

/dropped them

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I REACHED ON AN ERROR

WORSHIP ME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

“INVISIBLE GLOVE!”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on May 28, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wtf is that thing he does? It looks like he’s reaching up to grab something.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got to first

Throw me a beer damn it

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on May 28, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the game on FOX today?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 28, 2011 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Nay

AZ vs CO I believe

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is it blacked out?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

So I actually get to watch baseball on Saturday and Bochy doesn’t fucking play Belt or Crawford? WTF Bork, I’m right back to hating you like I never stopped.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Barca vs. Man U

We’ll probably have a similar scoreline, but those teams aren’t putting out a LOLineup.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 28, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSNBA apparently

I guess if Fox shows night games, their exclusive window doesn’t work during the day?

I like that better than showing one game during the day and forcing the rest of MLB to play their games at night.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its on the MLB channel here

I think I will do MLB TV anyways, to get the Giants broadcasters

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on May 28, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BURRISS MORE VETERAN THAN CRAWBABY
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Bochy also said he had to go against his “hit a grand slam, you play the next day” rule. He told Burriss yesterday he’d play SS today.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on May 28, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Or hell, Tejada

I’m sure Crawford can play 3b.

by EricW on May 28, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Too much rookie in him, not enough veterany grizzle.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hello

Freddy is the only consistent hitter in the lineup right now. Look it up.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

benching Sanchez vs a LHP would be awful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss

He’s got more gamery grizzle

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss gotta go.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he'd been playing well

I have no issue with Crawford at SS and Burriss at 3B. I’m sure everyone saw the ball Migsucky couldn’t come up with last night.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FOX

Curt Menafee just referred to Barcelona’s “goaltender.”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on May 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

He's so terrible.

He just said that the players and the crowd perform the Champions League anthem.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 28, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

This broadcast

was beyond awful until the match actually started and Martin Tyler took over. Now it’s fine.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on May 28, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The irony is that people in the UK hate Martin Tyler

And Andy Gray, who I like too.

Makes you kind of reevaluate Tim McCarver.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 28, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great puck-handling outside the crease!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate Djerkovic

No amount of MacEnroe fap is going to change that.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Who?

You mean tennis? Do people still watch that?

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the first I've bothered to watch the French Open.

I used to be glued to this shit, for my whole life. From Laver to MacEnroe to Sampras to Federer, I loved the shit. And now, I have no interest whatsoever. At least there’s still baseball.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just not a fan of snobbery

Elitism definitely, but not snobbery.

I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on May 28, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure I understand the context here

nor the distinction.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a San Francisco thing

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Romo?

@SF_Giants
San Francisco Giants
Q: Which #SFGiants reliever leads the team with the most Ks in a single outing (4Ks)?

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 28, 2011 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Mota did have a 3.2 IP outing, right?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 28, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Mota picked up 4 K in his 4.1 IP relief outing when Zito broke himself.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on May 28, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really like the unis that Man U are wearing today. Barca’s are way better.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on May 28, 2011 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

The fact that Barcelona doesn’t sell the space on the front of their shirts makes their kit automatically better.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 28, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't they have the UNICEF logo on their kits?

CORPORATE WHORES!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on May 28, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starting next season, they have sold the front of their shirts to the Qatar Foundation for 50 million euros per year.

by QuakeFan on May 28, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, gross. Qatar is one of the worst places in the world.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 28, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, does it count as getting chopped if I’ve opened the front page 10 times and not noticed that this was even here?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope…that’s getting ponry’d.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barca really starting to dominate possession now after those nervy first few minutes.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on May 28, 2011 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I have nothing to add.

You’re welcome.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This post is really amazing. Not being sarcastic. It’s so simple, yet so useless at the same time while still being polite.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kind of stuck. I hadn’t planned on even visiting today, then I decided to swing on by and see what you guys were up to. And I haven’t seen 127 Hours, so I had nothing to say.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing about Brandon Crawford?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 28, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Huff suck?

Or Bochy incompetence?

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or tennis?

Or football?

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to Knoxville's Biscuit Festival today.

But that seemed way off-topic.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems like a nice kid. He hit a grand slam that one time.

Oh, wait! I have a media guide. Hold on.

Here we go. No hobbies listed…6’4", 215. From Pleasanton, but we talked about that last night. He was drafted fourth in 2008. He’s single.

Brandon Crawford.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need an ab shot

Let’s get Huff on that stat.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

6’4"!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Belt eats clouds for hydration.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the book says.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I didn’t make up the figures. I was typing verbatim out of the media guide. Bad Crawford!

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Brandon


Forever an uggo.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry’s gonna get you.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's adorable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noonan is still cutest

Unfortunately he’s the worst.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, ladies.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waggle

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/follows down the street in full waggle

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/waits quietly in the corner until you see him. approaches, smiling, waggling.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can’t wait to see where this storyline goes next.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hides in water closet, preventing drainage. springs out slightly damp, waggling, when you attempt to fix the drain.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that killed that rally.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

South, I'd imagine.

No offense, using in the metaphorical, rather the geographical.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude is pretty handsome. With Posey on the shelf he may well be the handsomest Giants

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling I’ll be seeing a lot of this image before the All-Star Break.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 28, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

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by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

curly hair!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean seriously

Crawford is cute, but he’s not even the prettiest middle infielder they have right now.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he carried you to bed

He would drop you in the hallway, pick you up and then throw you over the bed.

And as far as hitting it? Well, just assume that won’t go well also.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it distracting if he keeps saying "swing and a miss"

while propelloring wildly?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And...

strain his hamstring in the process.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on May 28, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss is adorable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen.

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by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

As GiantPain told us earlier, this is the logical outcome of CurrencyBaseball.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on May 28, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could never be a GM.

I would be utterly unable to accurately assess the value of a player as attractive as Culberson. Although, at ST I did notice his glove first, then the curly hair, and then the pretty face, so I get some points.

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

For your consideration

Burrell, Torres, Zito, Burriss

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Guapo no entiende

porque no le menciona?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The anti-eyebrow vote probably undermined him.

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by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

is an attractive photo of him

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on May 28, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having nothing to say has never stopped me.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on May 28, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand Tejada.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand soft-tossing Casilla either.

/checks Kroon’s numbers.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t get it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soft tossing Casilla?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a reference to the 93 MPH that Casilla showed earlier this year. My sentence was poorly written.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

your undeclaredness is noted

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail…. TL2

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Copy that.

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by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEDRO!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOAL BARCELONA!!!!!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on May 28, 2011 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PEDROOOOOOOOOO

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on May 28, 2011 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I set the GDT to open a little earlier than it was scheduled because I didn’t realize this was here.

I’m sure to demodded.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on May 28, 2011 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

And just like that, the putsch collapsed under its own incompetence.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on May 28, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

More beer for everyone else!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bide your time, Iago. A chance will emerge…. And then YOU shall be in charge!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you still be trusted by the end of the day?

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shrek scored a gooooooooal.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Rule Change: No screaming, moaning, or load noises when hitting the ball

by Turf_Toe_ on May 28, 2011 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I did not see Man U coming back that quickly. Heightened drama!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on May 28, 2011 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Question for the prospect gurus

Was Belt down in the minors long enough to get the extra year of team control?

by GiantPain on May 28, 2011 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

bruised my right hand pretty bad today while batting.

is this a grip/timing problem or am I just a weakling.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

*?

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time I swung a wood bat, I hurt the crap out of my hand. That was a grip problem.

Where’s your bruise on the palm? And are you a lefty or a righty?

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

righty. In between thumb and index.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say if it happened all at once (swing – “ow” – bruise) I’d guess grip problem. If not (swing swing swing swing swing swing swing – go home – “Oh hey, bruise”) it could just be the wear and tear of forceful repetition. The latter is especially likely if you don’t swing the bat often.

Currently stifling the bacon, the world.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

appreciated.

It’s definitely the former. I read recently (here?) that Belt focused on just being relaxed and comfortable in the box to improve his swing. I think I tried to take that too far and got a little sloppy. Did it to myself 2 ABs in a row. Luckily, my 3rd AB they just hit me.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on May 28, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kuip

“you’ve dropped the polka for WHAM!”

Get well soon, Buster.

by Tortured on May 28, 2011 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL White Sox broadcasters

So nauseating. Personal pronoun-a-palooza.

by slapsy on May 28, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i am going to continue to vote for posey on the all-star ballot. i want him to be chosen even if he obviously can’t play…

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on May 28, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

stranger things have happened

Won’t the Red Menace vote Yadier back in though?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woops. I thought you posted this at the bottom of that thread.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late. Should I not get drunk either?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on May 28, 2011 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello, Brandon Crawford!

I did not realize until watching the highlights just now that Brandon Crawford got Chris Speier’s old number, 35.

That’s it, I am on his bandwagon!

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on May 28, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Think of it as Rich Aurelia's. More recent.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on May 28, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can

My heart belongs to Speier. Then Richie. It’s Omar who threw a wrench into the works. The most glorious of them all, yet would not be choosing an SF cap if he got in to the HOF.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on May 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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