Post-game thread: Giants sweep the Dodgers. Type that out yourself. Feels good.
You know, I’ll give it to Bruce Bochy. Dude don’t give a damn. After three straight games where fans wondered if he left his starting pitcher in too long, he left Madison Bumgarner in to try for a complete game. That’s a manager who is either stubborn or confident. Maybe both. Probably both. It’s impressive, no matter what it is.
Lincecum should have been yoinked way earlier in his start at Coors. Sanchez should have been in retrospect, but that wasn’t an obvious decision. Cain shouldn’t have started the eighth last night. And Bumgarner ... yeah, you knew how that was going to end up.
There’s something to be said for a young pitcher going for his first complete game -- a manager should pick a good spot, if possible. A three-run lead against a moribund offense isn’t a bad spot. It would have been a no-brainer if Bumgarner weren’t already at 100+ pitches. That’s what would have made me think twice; I’m not a pitch-count fanatic, but there has to be a pretty good reason to extend a 21-year-old. A warm, fuzzy moment isn’t one of them.
There’s also this argument: if Bumgarner struggled a little bit to start the inning, Brian Wilson would come in. If Wilson wet the bed, well, he was probably going to wet the bed anyways. And Brian Wilson isn’t right. Maybe that factored into Bochy’s decision. He was wonky last night, and now he had a rolled ankle to deal with There was an argument that he needed a night off if possible. So let Bumgarner try to finish it, and die with Wilson if you were going to die with him anyways
What this was, though, was a reminder that Bruce Bochy doesn’t have a secret formula on how to win money at blackjack. Last October and November, he was just doubling down at the right time, splitting his twos when the dealer would bust, and getting a three every time he hit on 18. And that brilliant, moronic mad genius idiot savant moron braniac did it again. If Schierholtz takes two steps to his right before the last pitch of the game, the Dodgers win. The Giants were a foot away from boosting TV sales in the Bay Area.
Good gravy.
Nate Schierholtz picked up 1.0 WAR with this one. I don’t care if that’s not how WAR works. Whatever number he has at the end of the year, I’m tacking one on.
I’m glad that Madison Bumgarner is on the Giants.
And I’m going to rummage around my medicine cabinet and see if there’s anything in there for these palpitations. After getting swept in Colorado, a two-game sweep against the Dodgers were the only way to feel better. Odd, I feel ... older and more worn. That’s really, really odd.
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THAT'S Y U DONT PUT NATE @ 3RD U GUYZ
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 19, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CAPTION
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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10
Go to bed
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by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I'll just calm down first if that's ok
seriously, I need to stop watching these games
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by bondslegend on May 19, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in this camp.
This team is taking years off my life.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I’ll just calm down first if that’s ok
Thinking about MadBum again, huh?
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by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
unf unf
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by bondslegend on May 19, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my
I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
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by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAO
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
My mom called me when Wilson entered the game
I could hear my dad in the background during that conversation yelling, “Throw a strike Wilson!” and “What a catch!”
LOL
Your dad’s awesome
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by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't everyone?
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My dad was the king of yelling from 87-2002
Then the event that shall not be named occured and he lost all his fire and passed it on to me. I thank the giants for last year or I’d sound like a 85 year old doc rivers at this polint.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BUMGARNER
SCHIERHOLTZ
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by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Game Summary: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINALLY



You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
by Solidarity on May 19, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 17 recs
Penis lid.
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by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Weenie Beanie
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Li'l Link?
/sad sad entry
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by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Angry Inch
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Franks and Beanie
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on May 19, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Standards and Responses.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Dong hat of triumph!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions
This better be green in 5 min
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by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
Giants sweep the Dodgers. Type that out yourself. Feels good.
Giants sweep the Dodgers. You’re right, that felt great.
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by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
but you didn’t type it out. You just copied and pasted it!! hahaha
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by giant4life83 on May 19, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I typed it out the second time
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
lol me. totally missed that second line. massive joke fail
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by giant4life83 on May 20, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG REPOST

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by satyricrash on May 19, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 17 recs
Rec’d (again)
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by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2011 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Schierholtz gets the save, right?
Isn’t that how it works? It should be.
Needing a parka to watch a night game? Welcome to Giants baseball.
ROFL
Wrap is agreeing with you. Saying Nate should have done the Wilson cross arms.
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 19, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
How sick was Nate's catch?
didn’t see it
by PocketfullofPoseys on May 19, 2011 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
haha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 20, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I love how Nate seems to materialize out of nowhere.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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Above the blue and windy seeeeeeeea . . .
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by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Great catch, Juggernate!
In my mind from last night, I thought he was coming straight in, but I see now he was moving a little towards center. What a tough grab!
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AMAZING
i honestly don’t think anyone watching in person or on tv thought he was gonna get to it.
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on May 19, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong.
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fine
i was like 99.9% sure i was about to scream at brian wilson in agony. and then nate saved me.
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on May 19, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the best catch you've ever seen. But at that moment in the game it was beautiful.
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Carroll got utterly robbed.
God bless Nate.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
He misses it
The Giants lose.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Not necessarily.
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by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was on first? Loney? Depending on Freddy and Andres, it would be close.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Also…good chance Nate knocks the ball down.
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I think the ball goes by him.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
this
His glove was flat and parallel. He doesn’t catch it, it goes to the wall. Three runs in. Game over, man. Game over.
I don’t know…line drive the ball most likely glances off the glove
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I think if it misses the glove, it goes right by him, all the way to the wall. Clearing the bases and 1,000 remaining Dodgers screaming.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
That's a bit of a generous total for the 9th inning at chavez latrine
try about 200 and change.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
news flash
drawing flies to a game when you are hosting your rival, which won the world series the previous year, is not a good sign for your team’s health.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2011 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Also does not help when all that attend your games are suits or people more interested in the wave and beach balls than the actual game. Probably hurts a bit to that its empty until the 3rd inning and then its empty again after the 6th.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LA is a frontrunner town
I’d be curious to know the difference between tickets sold and actual attendance. Bet it’s pretty high.
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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
GIF request..
The pitchers’ reactions at the end? :D
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
Ooh, thanks.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
This isn't showing up on the front page
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
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You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
invitation only
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by shanghaijim on May 19, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
NEED TICKET
CONTACT TICKETSQUID
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by satyricrash on May 19, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Caller: Ah hello I would like a ticket for the game next Tuesday.
Ticket Squid: BWLAAALALALALAAARRGRGLE
Caller: Bleachers, yes, that’s fine.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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by Alex_Lewis on May 19, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SUSAN, WE NEED TO INK THIS SQUID FOR OUR P.R. DEPARTMENT.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 19, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why Nate stays no matter what.
If the decision comes down to get rid of an outfielder, he does one thing exceptionally well. Play defense. He may not be a better player overall than Rowand, but for this team, he does something that the team needs.
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
He is a better overall player than Rowand. And I agree.
by WasabiTorture on May 19, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand vs. Nate should never be questioned
by The Franchise on May 19, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
No number evaluates that play.
/Stands and faces off owl and pain with nothing in hand but nothing.
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by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
No problem.
I, at least, have never been convinced that—as yet—numbers well capture defense.
And yes, it was obvious from the last game of the WS that one of the problems this year was going to be the Rowand vs Schierholtz one. It was, it is, and it looks like it will be for a while. The choice and what to do are blindingly obvious, which means nothing to either head of The Bochean Monster.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
/pours drinks for us both and quietly believes in own irrational self.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you. Here's to you.
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>cklink<
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by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do I toast my irrational self.
Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.
by LeMasterBlaster on May 19, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Range can be quantified
Not particularly well, but in a decent way.
The numbers consistently show that Nate Schierholtz is among the best right fielders in the game right now. That’s backed up by what we saw tonight.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I really, really want him as a Giant.
<p.
But if he has to go in some critical deal, I hope it’s to somewhere where he can be the starting center fielder.
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It'd be a boon for his career, certainly
Maybe the Nats might want him.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Is he officially the most hyped prospect of all time?
Not denying the agredious amount of talent but my god it’s ridiculous.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The selfish part of me always wants to see him play for the Giants. He just fits in too perfectly. For all the talk of “gritty gamer” with others, that dude brings it every opportunity.
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
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by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate could be the best 4th OF in baseball next year. I would think Rowand could be gone by 2012, also Burrell and Ross are FAs.
I don’t want to see the Giants trade Nate now, because he could be the starting RF next year if Cody is not re-signed
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on May 20, 2011 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
MOAR UZR PORN PLZZZ!
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
by Cody_ransom on May 20, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree that he isnt, but to some it is debatable. I love the fact that he is available to be a fielding closer and lefty bat off the bench.
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
BriWi’s FIP for today: 20.92.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
going to the game tomorrow
what time would you guys recommend i get there to ensure i get a non-brand name wearable blanket
aw damn, that’s tomorrow night? I’m gonna miss those commercials!!!
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by zodiac_chiller on May 20, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Gates open 2 hours in advance . . .
It’s not a bobblehead, so I figure 5:15 will do it. The lines will be intimidating, but hang in there.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 19, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
For the Willie Mays Statue giveaway, they opened the gates at 5pm.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
The Giants sent out notices that the gates were going to be open earlier than normal for that. They didn’t for the A’s series.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Giants Press Release
Giants welcome Athletics and Marlins to town
Gates to open 15 minutes early during Athletics series
… First pitch is scheduled for 7:15 p.m. with gates opening early at 5:00 p.m.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
OK
Didn’t see that.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
try the seal gate
The crowds seem to be less there and the ferries don’t come earlier when the gates open earlier.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2011 4:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Talking about MadBum/Buster BFF
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
Meanwhile...
Huff’s AVG has dropped below Tejada’s. His swing looks turrible. Almost nothing hit out of the infield. Not sure what his problem is.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
looking over his shoulder
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
TOO MUCH PARTYING!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions
So...
I love/hate this team.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
Get over yourself.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLbrey
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Huff on Nate’s game-saving catch: “First thing I thought is thank God it wasn’t me.”
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 19, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
That’s the first thing we all thought.
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It’s the second thing I thought.
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by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
First thing….I must change my underwear now.
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have loved to tell him that Nate would have been in there for him by that point anyway.
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"Chop. The Chopster. Ms Chopness. La Picadita." - gallo del cielo
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WE LOVE IT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I thought that picture was of Uribe
but then it was Tejada.
This game injured my oblique
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions
There’s no way in hell.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
equal opportunity interview?
don’t want to discriminate against the Irish
I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson
He's a good coach
Bad GM. But a good coach
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I think he’d be a great coach for the warriors I love his charisma and what de did as a player might help just a tiny bit. I’m sure there’s better options but please for the love of god no mike brown.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
When I see Machale all I can think of
is him clotheslining Rambis. No one fucks with Rambis.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
timkawakami Tim Kawakami
Multiple NBA sources: Jerry West is expected to join the Warriors front office in a non-decision-making capacity, reporting to the owners.
WWRWD?
wow
WOW.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he's being bitter with Kareem that he doesn't have a statue outside the Staples Center.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Welll
It is Kawakami….
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 19, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s thinking, “Shit, how can I possibly rip this move??”
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF!?!?! hella random
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
He gonna trade Monta Ellis to the Lakers!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Fine with me
I’ll take Bynum or Gasol in return.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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Actually, i was thinking they need to trade Ellis anyway. I don’t think him and Steph work long term.
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ralph Barbieri says “NOOOO. It’s Monta’s team!!”
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Hopefully we can trade monta to some brain dead team and get a nice return before his freak injuries start piling up and making him a useless trade commodity.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He already is a worthless trade commodity. The Warriors need to win 40 game before he has any value.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on May 20, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Frankly haven't paid attention since they traded Gilbert Arenas
but I’m guessing it would be the same deal.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lakers wont trade Bynum or Gasol
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
Maybe
I read occasional claims that they’re getting tired of Bynum’s act / health history.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Jerry West?
Isn’t that kinda like Tommy Lasorda joining the Giants front office?
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Farewell, Andrew Romo. Don't forget to write.
by EliminateMe on May 20, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is frustrating me
There was no reason Bumgarner needed to be out for the 9th instead of Romo (if Wilson isn;’t ok) – none.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Cody ross agreed and played way to deep with 2 outs and jogged lazily after a easy out and decided he wanted some torture.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This
Ross should have dove for that ball.
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Why don’t I have my own Ben Wyatt?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
About to get game highlights on SportsCenter . . .
I’ll be pissed if they don’t bump Nate’s catch (slo mo version) up to No. 1 on the Top 10 Plays.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 19, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
Prepare to be pissed.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Nice of them to lead with the McCourt divorce . . .
over the game highlights.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 19, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just a segue. They've been doing it for weeks.
And frankly, it makes sense.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
and that’s another episode of easy answers to stupid questions
by Croix de Candy Maldonado on May 19, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OK . . .
From the pre-commercial tease It looks like there were some pretty stellar plays . . . but Nat’es gotta be in the top 10, right???
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 19, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Yes.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
- when you ignore the stupid dunk. And really, it’s hard to argue with the Cabrera double play. He’s something else. I wish we had one.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Number Two.
Thanks, SBN.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Most overrated plays on Sportscenter Top 10
Dunks, for sure. But routine catches at the wall are up there.
Totally agree that the Cabrera DP deserved No. 1.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 19, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Hawk Harrelson loved that play.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
This would be good fodder for a baseball-themed Dos Equis commercial.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
“I don’t always praise the opponent, but when I do, I prefer it to be something spectacular.
“Stay homers, my friends.”
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
by speckops on May 19, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
have a rec from a Chicago resident
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 19, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
“He plays third base without a glove, just to make it challenging. He throws a hundred miles an hour, with his changeup. When he makes a Top Play, even Hawk Harrelson is impressed. He is… the most interesting baseball player in the world.”
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
by Solidarity on May 19, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I applaud this effort
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing double play started by Asdrubal Cabrera in the Indians/White Sox game.
by non sequitur on May 19, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap that was awesome
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 19, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Durant's dunk will be No. 1
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
'Twas.
Too bad the alley-oop dunk at No. 9 was better.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I just stopped being impressed by vertical and token windmills and 180s. Everyone dunks in the NBA; it doesn’t seem like it’s even challenging for them.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Save your soul. Turn it off.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, time to focus on the A's
I can’t stand the players. I can’t stand their fans. And I don’t want their smarmy color analyst in our booth either. I want them beaten soundly.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions
I like the players, couldn't care less about the fans, and am the only person in the entire world who likes Ray Fosse.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
You forgot Ray Fosse.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
by owlcroft on May 19, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
He’s got to have a few relatives who like him. On second thought…
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
lol
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
Typical A’s fan “How can you root for the Giants with that cheater Barry Bonds on the team?” said from 2001-2007.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I do not care about the fans of opposing teams.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
There isn’t a single A’s fan in your life who bugs you at least a little bit? Come on…
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't hold that against the A's.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Well, obviously...
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
My point is, here is a bunch of fans who get on us rooting for Bonds when Oakland was ground zero of the steroid era.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
OK.
Tell me why this should affect my opinion of the Oakland A’s as a team?
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Cheating the game!
Who do you think popularized OBP?!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I am oddly excited for the Moneyball movie. (with Faux!Tejada)
by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The last time Aaron Sorkin made a movie based on a book that a lot of people thought was a silly premise
Worked out pretty OK.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Who plays Tejada?
I’m thinking Robin Williams for the on field antics. This role needs to be over-acted.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You might remember him from the early 90s

by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He was the Giants’ version of Bobby Crosby
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Ironic
Since he’s playing the role of Tejada
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The accent is going to be lolarious.
by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention the dreadlocks!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not doing an accent
He thought about it, but I think they heard him try it and just said no, it’s not necessary.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on May 20, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
What Giants fan could ever forget, “Rolls” Royce?
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I probably have a couple of his San Jose Giants baseball cards in a box somewhere. In fact, I’m sure I do. He was a pretty big deal for a while.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I had no idea that Royce was going to play Tejada in the movie. That is hilarious.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 20, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Billy? Sandy.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
My blushes, Watson!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
PS
On a scale of one to ten, with ten being “I look exactly like Ben Bernanke”, how much do you look like Ben Bernanke?
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Dunno. Maybe 7? 6?
But I was once mistaken for Glenn Dickey. Talk about yuk. About the only worse thing was the day Steve Garvey winked at me in the visitng clubhouse.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
I moved away too quickly.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Johnnie LeMaster . . .
. . . once gave me a friendly butt slap with his glove. It was at the Stanford sunken diamond, where the G’s were playing an exhibition game. I had a Dr Who T-shirt on and some fan asked me if I was the team doctor.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
I like Ray Fosse
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
by oldjacket on May 19, 2011 11:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I like several of their players (their pitchers are hilarious and nerdy on twitter)
Their fans are annoying in that cooler-than-thou/hipster way. Don’t care one way or another about their commentators.
Most importantly, they rep the Bay Area. I can’t hate on them for that.
by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
someday
they will win something again, and a few more people will visit the Colosseum. And the wailing unto the heavens will be mighty. “I HATE THESE BANDWAGONERS IT WAS BETTER WHEN THERE WAS JUST THE 500 OF US REAL FANS HERE”.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2011 4:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Who?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 19, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Fans are kind of ridiculous, but they’re my second-favorite team.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Everyone has to have a second favorite. Why not pick the other local team?
by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I like some of their players. My brother and one of my closest friends are A’s fans. The A’s are also my AL team. That being said, GO GIANTS.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"Chop. The Chopster. Ms Chopness. La Picadita." - gallo del cielo
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m indifferent toward the A’s interleague play. But I really hate the Bud Selig memo-based “rivalries”.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2011 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Since the rapture is coming I decided to order pizza tonight and put off cleaning the apartment
WWRWD?
What kinda of pizza? I just had a hot link (probably not a good idea)
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
z
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by calbearjd on May 19, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
dang it
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
recz
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Found this on tumblr

I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"Chop. The Chopster. Ms Chopness. La Picadita." - gallo del cielo
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on May 19, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"Chop. The Chopster. Ms Chopness. La Picadita." - gallo del cielo
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wonderful controposto and indifference. Mannerism at its best.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Wonderful.
Have a rec.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
You alone understand.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That one art history class I took in college continues to pay dividends.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I get it . . .
Controposto is where the model scratches his crotch, right? You know . . . CONTRO POSTO.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 19, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I spelt it wrongly, anyway.
/weeps
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SCHIERHOLTZ IS GONNA DIIIIIVE...
…AND THAT’S THE BALLGAME!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
What is that, a .gif from me last night or some shit?

by Grant Brisbee on May 19, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't beat yourself up
I couldn’t create a .gif if my life depended on it.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Sullivan could. Jeff Sullivan Jeff Sullivan.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
Just googled him...
I may have to follow him on the twitters for a few days. Kick the tires, due diligence, etc.
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that it slows down as the pitch is in the air
AND THEN RUN FAST VROOM
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Quicker gratification
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 19, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Where was this high-quality gif found at?
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
Yeah, that is rolling to the wall if he misses it
Game over
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions
If you think about it, everything evens out. Wilson should’ve gotten out of the 8th last night with a lead on that easy ground ball to Huff that for some godforsaken reason he didn’t go for.
Today, he deserved a blown save.
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What about if I don’t think about it?
Does it still even out?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Good intro though
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Is it just me or does he talk like Ross
Not only do I get the see a BASEBALL GAME,
by posey yaknowsy on May 19, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean his talking
or the string of pop music samples including, and I am not making this up, Party in the USA?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2011 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Is he listening to one of his old shows?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG RON'S FACE
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
Finally a PGT. Now I could post
If I had heart problems, the 9th inning would kill me.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
No
my heart has been torn out of my body being a Sharks/Giants/Warriors fan.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I feel your pain.
I’m not really a basketball fan, but I have been to several Warriors games and have never seen a win.
by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And people have already heard my ranting about the Sharks, so I won’t go into it here.
by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He's Brian Wilson.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
O M G
Ken Tremendous wasn’t lying. Holy shit.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions
DON'T SPOIL IT
i just started the second ep
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I’m not saying anything other than he was right, last 10 minutes are ridiculous
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Entertainment 720!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on May 19, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Season 4 needs to start tomorrow.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, right?!
I’m so mad I’m gonna have to wait all summer for it
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on May 19, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
holy crap that last 10 minutes
next season is going to be INSANE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Do they know yet who’s playing Tammy I?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Parks & Rec S3
was among the best television seasons of all time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I looked in after the game for the 1st time and didnt get it. I almost wished it had a laugh track to remind it it’s a comedy. It is, right?
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
yes
watching a finale three seasons in out of context isn’t really going to work.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I tried one episode last week and I didn’t get it, either.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Good for you?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I didn’t get it and didn’t care for it. Maybe I needed to be there from the start.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Part of the charm of the show is growing to love the characters, so I would say that jumping into an episode in Season 3 out of context isn’t the best way to get into it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I thought I’d at least get a chuckle, I mean even Stienfeld repeats or the Cleveland Show can do that. Maybe it’s so deep I need to give it more time, but I’d love someone to skool me.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
I don’t know that it’s “deep”, but like I said, a lot of the charm comes from becoming attached to the characters over time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
TBH
I really didn’t enjoy last week’s episode. It felt like they were trying too hard to be themselves. The back and forth between Ann and Leslie was awkward. Usually the show delivers though.
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman
by 49ersFootball...Torture! on May 20, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel left out, I’m still on season 2.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, you have 2 and a half months now to catch up
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I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
oh man were we howling in laughter with Parks and Rec. Next season should be a good one.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on May 20, 2011 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Good Giant.
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Schierholtz: “It was risky but I was confident I was going to make the play. So I went for it. … I didn’t hesitate.”
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Nate knows his range
He would not have dove if he did not have a good shot at it, 1 run would have scored. He would have cannoned the guy out at 2nd if he tried to score on that.
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on May 19, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
/stands behind this Myemail person and will protect him/her unto death . . .
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Even from the Grammar Police?
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
No, I’d not have dived behind the protection of the Grammar Police for one so well intentioned.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, as you see, I too let it pass.
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Ref. "Iron Duke" &c &c
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
How else could I fail college english 3 times in a row? I type how I think, which I guess is not how english works.
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by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Parks and Rec
Wow. That was a good episode. Wow.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
Stuart Scott just said "Fear the Beard"
In reference to OKC’s James Harden
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
ESPN has been saying since the being of the NBA playoffs
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
The dodgers thought they were going to win tonight

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by ayeyoJERM on May 19, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
rec'd
for adorable madbum giggles
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on May 19, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
omg so cute
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Nice post time.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
eeeeeeee!
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
♥ madbum
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
"Chop. The Chopster. Ms Chopness. La Picadita." - gallo del cielo
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
So great
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
I am just glad that it's not another phallic victory tonight
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on May 19, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm still not a big fan of Gladiator
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I loved it.
But then I am a sucker for action epics.
by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the opening battle scene and the “battle” scene in the gladiator ring but other than that…meh.
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I like epics too
Gladiator, 300, Troy are the best 3 to come out in the last 10-15 year range. Tron was pretty sick in anavant garde way too.
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by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I just watched the original Tron last night with junior. I had to explain to him how visually it was pretty amazing back when it first came out.
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"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Heh
I can just picture mini ResDog seeing Tron and thinking "LOL GRAPHICS!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
He did get that look in his eyes. It took a while for Flynn to enter that world so there was a lot of build up. I think he was expecting Legacy-type visuals. Tron himself was a lot more mysterious in the second movie too. In the original, he’s just another guy.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
one could go so far as to say
he was just a normal “dude”
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Or el dudorino
/is not into that brevity thing
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I havent seen the original in a while
I need to again.
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by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Joaquin Phoenix is so good in it
Plus awesome action. Plus a great score.
I love it.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Stupid movie is stupid. “I want to return Rome to the people!”
Uhhh…we’re going to ignore the fact that it was still an Empire for the next 300 years, until it fell. Whatevs.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yeah. History!Fail. But I still liked it.
by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d just finished a quarter-long class on the Roman Republic and Empire. Needless to say, the historical inaccuracies were apparent and numerous. They really bugged me.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
If you want an interesting and diverse view . . .
. . . look up R. A. Lafferty’s book The Fall of Rome, also published under the catchier title Alaric: the Day the World Ended. Lafferty was a fantasy/sf writer of a most unusual nature, and the book reads like a fantasy novel, except it’s the real history. A correspondingly unusual and readable recounting.
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Thank you for the suggestion, Mr. Owl. I like Roman history, so I’ll put that on the docket of books to read.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I read some Lafferty as a youngster and had a “I have no idea what’s going on here, but I sort of like it? I think?” reaction. I should try again. I think I still have Fourth Mansions on a shelf somewhere.
In all immodesty . . .
. . .try checking this page first.
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
I don’t want to read this too closely, lest it unduly color my own first responses, but a Flann O’Brien comparison? Sold!
All dem Micks writes good.
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
The list of titles is very helpful (Nine Hundred Grandmothers! That’s the collection I read as a teenager), but the out-of-printness of the man’s ouevre is dispiriting. Get on it, google books!
The entire Lafferty oeuvre . . .
. . . is for sale, meaning the rights to it all, everything. Current bid is $70,000, there’s still time. Really. Not a joke.
The problem with Lafferty’s work is that it is the premier specimen of what is meant by the phrase “caviar to the masses.”
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I think I’ll take note of that suggestion as well. I’m always on the lookout for good historical stories, fiction or no.
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
I’m usually not into big name authors but I really like Bernard Cornwell books.
Sharpe series and Agincourt were great
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Funnily enough those are the ones from Cornwell I haven’t read. I’m more familiar with his series centered around Alfred.
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
I don’t like those since they’re first person prospective
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You have to be careful with those. The quality is so good, it is likely to ruin any other Napoleonic era historic fiction for you forever. That’s the reason I never started the Sharpe series, in fact. If it didn’t measure up to Patrick O’Brian, I knew I would feel disappointed.
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Yeah, best not to indulge in quality
you won’t be able to appreciate crap anymore!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
This is why after I had pie the first time, I’ve never been able to enjoy cake.
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It’s not that I don’t enjoy cake it’s just that I can’t stop thinking about pie while I’m eating it.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I always felt really bad about not liking that movie very much. But I just don’t.
11/01/10
My adopted son is Steve Edlefsen.
OY IM GLADIA-UR
MOY NAME IZ GLADIAUR
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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
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by natteringnabob on May 20, 2011 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I like it but I generally like Russel Crowe movies.
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Watch Robin Hood & get back to us about that.
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Proof of Life
He was pretty good in A Beautiful Mind
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I usually like Russel Crowe movies too. But Robin Hood was so shockingly bad it’ll make me hesitate on his next one.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
I liked how they swayed from the traditional story but still kept it familiar.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Well I like the Robin Hood story already so I thought it was entertaining.
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I liked the Kevin Costner version…it can’t be campier than that right?
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oh you poor soul
Watch and let us know…I watched it 2 days ago for the first time….bleh
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Probably not.
I like the line in Men in Tights where he says, “Unlike other Robin Hoods I can speak with an English accent.” I think my love for Robin Hood was spawned by the Disney cartoon. I can still whistle the beginning song.
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Costners version was good
At least to me as a 10-14 or so year old boy, the last time I watched it.
The Crow version was horribly boring.
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
It's been 70 years
and Erroll Flynn still holds the title of best movie Robin Hood.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Farewell, Andrew Romo. Don't forget to write.
by EliminateMe on May 20, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I like RC too
But Robin Hood was an abomination IMO. So bored, I did not even make it to the end fight.
Most RC movies I love. Master and Commander, Beautiful mind, Gladiator and Cinderella man are all movies I like enough to own, in about a 30 movie collection.
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by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I never made it through M and C or Cinderella Man
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really?
M and C had some boring spells in the middle, but I really liked it as a period piece, and there was some great moments.
Cinderella Man, I loved. I love that and the boxing scenes were pure adrenaline.
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by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I liked M and C
Mostly for the doctor character
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see how Robin Hood could be boring but M&C wasn’t. Are you into ships or something?
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Maybe
It was slow in the middle. I like period movies, old school naval warfare, the conversations in the captains chamber… it had enough to keep me going.
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by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Byrnes getting told by himself reading twitter
by posey yaknowsy on May 19, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions
Advice you should take:
turn off KNBR.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s that idiot trying to do now?
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
reading twitter message to him
how he is calling this torture and doesnt know the half of it. funny part is, HE said to turn off the radio and went off about how hes played 7 years and knows the game.
then i turned it off
by posey yaknowsy on May 19, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
SEEMS SOMEHOW SADLY GAY
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
SEEMS SOMEHOW SADLY GAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
IS OF ANOTHER DAY
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I WAS TERRIBLY ALONE
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
imgoinghome
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
to my city by the bay
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
high on a hill
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
it calls to me
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
To be where little cable cars
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The Morning Fog
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
May chill the air
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
there . . .>>>
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
In San Francisco
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Your golden sun
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
for me
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
/applauds
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
THe GLORY THAT WAS ROME
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG Ben and Leslie's roleplaying.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Not going to ruin the chain
ECHO, ECHO above
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Great thing about the Nate highlight
You can hear an initial roar when Carroll hits the ball and then another roar after Nate catches it
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Apparently Giants fan
taking over entire NL West.
LA, SD, and Arizona!
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I was at saturdays game at wrigley that was SOMEHOW played and when buster hit that RBI single in the first inning the sound was defeaning there was a shitload of giants fans in the place it was awesome,
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOLA
and all, but it’s pretty sad to see one of the most historic franchises in the game be reduced to that. Oddly, I went to Citi Field yesterday and was amazed at the Dodger-fap included there. And not a few kids running around in Dodger caps/shirts/etc.
Silly zeitgeist moving back to Brooklyn and not telling the Doyers.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2011 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Good night all!
BEAT OakLAnd!
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:13 PM PDT reply actions
Byrnes makes good point
Defensive setting allowed Nate to catch that ball…credit to Bochy
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Bochy doesn't set the outfield.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Credit goes to Wotus, yes?
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
okay
Wotus
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SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO COMMENT!
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/gallinas are on their way to slay Byrnes in his Oakland home.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 19, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Wotus was the infield coach
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions
He did this time
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Bochy had Roberto Kelly move outfielders in. Admitted it was a gamble. Said they were playing to win.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
by DFARowand on May 19, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oooooh
moded!
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, there are worse ideas than playing in against Jamie Carroll.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
of course there is. IT means more chance of a ball going to wall
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EXCALIBUR!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
yeah
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
and we all know who will do that, too
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Jeff Niemann can smell your fear.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
so in that sequence, Bochy is just playing against himself. He who creates the mess, must find a way out of it.
Well played
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on May 19, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That would have been a major gaffe.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I love it when Bochy “plays to win”
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 20, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the move.
I always rather the coaches play to win, rather than play to not-lose.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?
For some reason I feel like potato chips
Maybe BBQ or cheddar
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Why does it have to be about flavor? If you cut me, do I not crunch?
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Those are pringle…not potato chips.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7490346.stm
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yea, yea, yea...
CRISPS…
Just thought that was funnier than, “I can’t cut just one.”
If you are talking about CBS5 Roberta Gonzalez, the wife of Sharks broadcaster Randy Hahn.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I liked to imagine that Drew Remenda was Randy Hahn’s partner in all things, but that might just be me. They do the best flirty banter
by WhatsAMataHari on May 19, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This was probably mentioned during the game
Bumgarner’s strikes to balls ratio tonight was outstanding.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2011 11:23 PM PDT reply actions
Yea
Amazing. That is how you pitch into the 9th. Pound the damn zone.
Movement was deceptive too. His stuff is nasty.
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Schulman, bringing his A-game tonight.
hankschulman Henry Schulman
LOL. Just watched replay of Schierholtz catch. MadBum looked up as if to say, “Lord, I’m a good Christian.” Why put me through this?"
hankschulman Henry Schulman
My mom, who doesn’t know baseball but watches, emailed me and said, “That was a good win. The player with the beard looks like a rabbi.”
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
he’s trying too hard
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
My thoughts exactly. You can just smell the desperation in his tweets.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
If MadBum is a good Christian
I guess we lose him on Saturday.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
someone post the NOOOOOOO .gif
Now that the Giants are Champs (and I have proof!) what do I have to bitch about....oh yeah, I also root for the Browns!
Some people say Chuck Norris can throw a 100 mph fastball. I can throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. FACT ~ Brian Wilson
by Cant_buy_a_run on May 19, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Wilson to grow earlocks now.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
that would be amazing
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 20, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay
Byrnes going off-track and talking about how Tejada is having fun out there.
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Advice
Shut KNBR off. You are losing brain cells.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I live in Orange County…no other Giants coverage.
I don’t mind him. It’s post game no biggie
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note
Byrnes isn’t Giants coverage either.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2011 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Caller now saying that Wilson is not good
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I don’t know. but apparently ERA+ of 226 is not good enough for him.
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and not mentally sharp.
He rather have Ram Ram or Lopez close.
This is getting weird now.
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That caller posted a bunch of times in the game thread. Under a bunch of different screen names. Crazy caller! Why does he overreact?!?
"Friends, San Franciscans, Countrymen....Humm Baby."
by The Nuschlerian Candidate on May 19, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
At least someone is having fun when Tejada’s out there.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Farewell, Andrew Romo. Don't forget to write.
by EliminateMe on May 20, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m watching Encounters at the End of the World. Pretty good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I love Herzog docs. The newest one isn’t one of his best. His strength is focusing on off-kilter people, and this one is mostly about the caves.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Bah.
The people were incredibly interesting in Encounters. Very Errol Morris. He flew off the rails a bit with the global warming stuff, doom and gloom stuff.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
eh...
hankschulman Henry Schulman
I didn’t get a chance to ask. But Bochy might have felt Romo showed him up with anger last night. RT @SPGiantsBlog: Bochy-Romo meeting?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Jerome Holtzman strikes again from his grave.
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
What FOX TV station you get?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Spokane.
Despite prior promises to list Saturday games by Tuesady or Wednesday at latest, they still haven’t told us which game they will deign to drop on us. But this is nominally AL territory (Mariners), so I have little hope.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Seattle is getting OAK-SF.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Callooh! Callay!
O frabjous day!
That would be wonderful. We cannot watch via internet because our “high-speed wireless” connection is barely good enough for audio (many long pauses).
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Saw it listed somewhere
Confirmed on the KCPQ website. I thought Cubs-Red Sox would go to Seattle.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It's not Saturday yet
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Romo will throw Boch a slider in the meeting and Boch will wake up in an alley with no pants on
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on May 19, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Booooooch says
I’m done with Sergio
He show me up in the dugout
Boch hides
Him in the bullpen
Says I don’t owe him nuthin’
But if, the situation calls
Tell him to start warming up
Then I’ll bring in Lopez
I’m gonna bring in Loooooooooooopez
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
by GiantPain on May 19, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
If Bochy thinks that . . .
. . . his concept of “showing up” needs fine tuning. As does his response. Look up the Jim Barr — Frank Robinson one some time. That was “showing up”, and that was handling showing up.
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Does it beat Steve Kline flipping off Tony LaRussa from the bullpen?
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I'd say it does.
But that’s subjective.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
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"showed him up" were Schulman's words, not Bochy's.
Fortune favors the lucky.
by BusterHomerun on May 19, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
John Lithgow is on The Colbert Report for some reason.
No complaints here.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
It was pretty amazing.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
John Lithgow is always amazing.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
lol
DodgersGM DodgersGM
What a great catch by Nate Schierholtz. I wonder when he becomes a free agent. #Dodgers #sfgiants #foreshadowing
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Some notes from the game
There weren’t a lot of people there but there was a pretty good Giants showing. We got a pretty loud “Let’s Go Giants!” chant going for a while.
MadBum was fantastic, I was worried about him coming into the 9th. I questioned the move because he was over 100 pitches and was extremely pissed Bochy waited for the double to bring Wilson in.
On nights like this, Wilson is just horrible to watch live. I thought it was bad watching at home but this was so much worse, I was torture.
FUCK YEAH JUGGERNATE. What an amazing catch. It was really a beautiful thing to behold watching all of those Dodger fans to get excited only to crush them with one amazing catch, I got high fives from all the Giants fans there it was great.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
Yeah lol
When Carroll hit the ball everyone was screaming yeah and my dad and I groaned and then once Nate caught it, it just went quiet and you could hear all the Giants fans screaming it was awesome.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
This is fucking amazing
"Though that reminds me of a quality razor and mr. t story
he said once nellie was freaking out in locker room telling them how badly they sucked in first half. And he was so made he didn’t realize he hadn’t zipped up from his pee and his junk was hanging out." -Tafkasam
by Badly Browned on May 20, 2011 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Make it so Chekov!
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on May 20, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions
This is the best thing ever.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Farewell, Andrew Romo. Don't forget to write.
by EliminateMe on May 20, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Trivia
4 players has hit 3 homers in a game at age 40 or older. Name them.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Can't: their parents beat me to it.
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by owlcroft on May 20, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
z

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
But please don't post a yet bigger one.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Hmm
Bonds
Aaron
Giambi?
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GAME THAT WAS AWESOME
Also, I convinced some Dodgers fans that at AT&T Park, instead of singing “God Bless America” during the 7th inning stretch we do a reading of “Howl” by Allen Ginsberg
by sbrody on May 20, 2011 12:31 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Where were you sitting?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
Yeah I wasn’t in the dugout area but I was right to the left in Field 3 section
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
MAYBE YOU DID! We were in Row X seats 1-4
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
Missed 3/4 of the game
Holy cow Madison. Holy cow Nate. Wow.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
I didn't see one pitch of the game
Glad the Giants won. Kinda glad I didn’t have to watch it either. In fact, I might be taking a little time off from Giants baseball for the weekend due to stress (not because of the Giants, they only compound it).
Anything of note from the game, or anything Giants-related at all? Surprise me in the morning, I got work to do.
That is cray-z.
Good luck with everything.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
Like anyone cares:
mrs and I won’t be checking in here till after the game tomorrow—got tasks up in The Big Town and just hope to make it home for first pitch. (We will be recording it if not, but that foregoes HD.)
Won’t be here much longer, either, owing to (for me) early rising tomorrow.
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
shift-A
Was playing D&D. Holy shit, what a catch.
What’s this “Bochy meeting with Romo” thing?
by Lies and Perfidy on May 20, 2011 12:47 AM PDT reply actions
OT Warriors News:
timkawakami Tim Kawakami
Multiple NBA sources: Jerry West is expected to join the Warriors front office in a non-decision-making capacity, reporting to the owners.
Great line
The Giants were a foot away from boosting TV sales in the Bay Area.
Love it.
It was an amazing ending. I fear the return of 2009 Wilson.
MadBum almost had his shutout. I was all for letting him try until a run scored. Just needed that Texas Leaguer to hang up just a noodge longer.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Whoa.
Asdrubal Cabrera double play. Let’s get that guy on the team.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Man. Against Vizquel too!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
'Sure Hands' Schierholtz?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I can dig it
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry for putting this here
But I am so fucking tired of a certain person (mod) here who gets on me for hating Renel and Kuiper. WHY CAN’T I HATE THEM? You can like them if you like but I DON’T LIKE THEM ESPECIALLY RENEL. I get insulted and I’m tired of it.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Who is Renel?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Oh I never knew her name.
/feels dumb
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
no no no
now you feel enlightened…we are all here to share the wealth of knowledge given to us by the deity known as InterWebZ…as a perk we also get masterpieces like Chekov and Got Heem up above.
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
now, who is Terry Mech?!?! I DON’T HAVE TO LIKE HIM.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 20, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
how about Terry Tate?
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Holy shit Renel is ripped
Look at that bicep.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
TERRY MECH
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Keep it to yourself and everybody wins.
Same advice goes for your Sharks stance. Your Red Sox have finally turned it around so you should be ecstatic!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
POLE SMOKER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
DONG KNOCKER
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
It gets really fucking tiring when Goofus keeps bringing it up. So I’ll say to you as I did to him “GO TO HELL”
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Fucking keyboard cowboy
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WCW WUZ WRONG
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Heyward has also had more career playing time, right? (I know not enough to close the gap completely, but it’ll narrow it.)
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Also
World Championship:
Mad Bum 1 Heyward 0
Any updates on Heyward’s injuries? (Yes I’m looking in your direction letter2)
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2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
World Championship:
Mad Bum 1 Heyward 0
This is stupid.
I mean, WS rings: Jose Guillen 1+, Barry Bonds 0.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
And I’m going to rummage around my medicine cabinet and see if there’s anything in there for these palpitations.
Surgically implanted defib device FTW!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 7:06 AM PDT reply actions
Anyone out on the porch yet?
This stupid cloud cover was forecast to be gone by now. Yet, it’s overcast outside. EXPLAIN THAT, SCIENCE.
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
Checking in
It’s the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine this morning.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Not yet. It’s March 21st at 6 p.m.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Well
technically, the world ends in October but the rapture occurs tomorrow.
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2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Oh, You typed March 21, and I thought they’d moved it again. Okay. Man, I’d feel pretty dumb after quitting my job today and burning every social bridge I have just to wake up on Sunday and find everything exactly as I left it.
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
That’s my question. The people in Samoa are going to be mightily pissed they had to wait 23 more hours for the apocalypse.
LIVE EDT
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
What if they just moved themselves onto the other side of the date line?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
-

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Oh good, so I’ll have officially graduated law school by the time the rapture hits. THANK GOD. I’d hate to have come all this way and then the damn world ends before I get my diploma.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Silver lining!
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
you are done?
congrats!
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Thanks :)
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations
Will you be practicing criminal law? I ask because you never know.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
keep your crim law mitts off
everyone knows the I.P. is the coolest practice around…don’t you want to pledge patent-trademark-copyright-sigma-delta?
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
I will be practicing neither for the immediate future, sadly. Although my background is in criminal law, I’m looking to transition down the line into non-profit work withe the hope of working on juvenile justice, as I have already done a fair amount of work with juveniles in the system and, although it was at times excruciatingly hard, loved every minute of it.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Kudos to you
I was unable to separate my emotions from the other practice areas. Juvenile and family law experience broke my heart.
Best of luck to you
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
My mother has worked in juvenile dependency law for over 30 years. I don’t know how she does it, really. Tough stuff.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
It is, it really is. But I like the kids and I’m adverse to money.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m adverse to money.
Yeah, there’s that, too.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Well, I should say, unlike a lot of my fellow graduates, my motivation isn’t pulling in 6 figures. It’d be nice, but I’ve made my peace with it that it won’t happen.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
when I graduated in 08
my fellow graduates were lucky to get ANY job offers…legal or non-legal
Hope tides have turned for you
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
They haven’t. In fact it’s supposed to be hardest on my graduating class. They don’t even bother giving us tips beyond “Network!” now.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
NO! Damn them.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Mah, that is a no brainer
Just sue God
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m sad to report, people have tried this. Our legal system doesn’t allow this, though. Separation of church and state my ass!
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Civ Pro flashbacks
You tell that Marshal/Sheriff he better make God/Satan appear in court because I have a perfectly valid subpoena right here buddy!
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Delinquency or dependency?
Either would be very hard. And we have a tough time keeping attorneys practicing in these areas. You are a saint.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hahaha, I don’t know about being a saint. I root for the Saints, but I very much doubt I am one. I just want a career that motivates me. This motivates me.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, sure! My ego could use a boost!
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably next year. I have financial needs that can’t wait for another 6 months, so I’ve got to earn some money before I do. :(
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Careful with that
You will be amazed at how quickly the last 3 years leak from your head.
Bar loans have high rates but help bridge the gap.
Although the recently sued BARBRI is effective
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Class action baby
From what I recall it is anti-trust / monopoly type issues for failing to compete with Kaplan and vice versa.
Details are online with a quick google search
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
LOL
Tort lawyers suck. The good thing is, when the economy’s bad, they’re the first to feel the pinch. Our civil department is dead as tombs since the economy tanked, except for collections and UDs. Misdos are waaaaay up, tho.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yeah, I will definitely be keeping myself up to date and will be turning over fistfuls of money to BARBRI when the time comes.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
CONGRATS!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
Thanks!
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
CONGRATS!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks!
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha
THANKS!
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
CONGRATS TIMES INFINITY RAISED TO THE INFINITY
Hah, I just moved to a different number space entirely!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Wow, that’s a really long way to go to wish me congrats! Thanks!
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Now we know how speckops will be spending eternity.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
LOL, thanks!
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
yay!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I’m excited for it! Now I just need to find a job.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
We’re in the same boat on that one :(
Glad we’re not looking in the same field, at least.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve heard your field is about as crappy as mine right now. Oh well, we’re in it together!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Hahaha, this is about the time where someone posts the ‘09 pick of the dumpster with the caption "We’re in this thing!"
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
GET A JOB, SLACKER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I’M WORKING ON IT
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
The hedging begins
Based on your study of the Bible, you have determined that May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day–that God will completely destroy the Earth. What do you predict will happen as clocks turn to 6 pm?
We cannot say emphatically that it’s 6 pm. There’s a lot of information that looks at the probability of 6 pm in any city in the world–when that great earthquake will occur. It could be that it might be just one great earthquake, but there is enough evidence in the Bible that says it will begin at one point in the world, and it could be at 6 pm—that’s a great possibility. Then as it gets to be May 21 in any other country—there will be a great earthquake there.
But we know absolutely, without any shadow of a doubt, that May 21 will be the day.
http://inthearena.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/17/harold-camping-prepares-for-judgment-day-may-21-2011/
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beyond a shadow of a doubt
not that weak preponderance of the evidence prophecy smack that others bring you
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Dramatic effect for Judgement Day!
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions
If the world ends tomorrow...
Then that means the Giants are the World Champions for all eternity. Consider that!
I turned on my alarm early by accident, so I’m awake enough to be here. Normally at this time I’m pretending to eat breakfast but actually my eyes are closed.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Normally, I get up around seven. My alarm clock went off at 6:20; I shut it off and slept until about 8:20. Everything balances out.
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I fell asleep really early last night and woke up at 5:30 (an hour before my alarm goes off).
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I had kind of a bad day over at Talking Chop, so I skipped out on baseball entirely last night. I made some progress reading On the Road and turned in. It was a very good evening, truth be told.
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I was reading quiet a bit there for a while but now I can’t seem to find the time. Unless McC counts then I read A LOT.
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BTW I read that thread over there.
That person is a fucking idiot. Glad people over there had your back.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I was heartened to see that. I’m disappointed it turned into such a cluster, though. It was just supposed to be this funny thing about the hottest Braves, and it spun rapidly out of control.
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We’ve had our share of idiots here (I’m thinking of the thread on the Willie May quote “Can he hit?”) and I didn’t see the original, non-abridged thread with bigoted comments intact, but I will say my opinion of TC went way up based on the overwhelming response that 1.) you’re awesome and 2.) those kinda of views are sad an outdated. I was also impressed with their sense of humor (the “Buster WAS out” comment in particular was well played).
I’m sorry you experienced that but I’m heartened by the overall level of support you received and that the mods over there did the right thing and deleted whatever the stupid comments were. I feel a certain conflict of interest in saying this, because I like the idea of you spending all your internet posting time over here, but I hope you do go back to being a regular over there, since it seems like a lot of them will miss you (as they should).
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
The people who got it, got it. The regulars and the mods know I’m not there to make hay.
But ever since the McDowell thing, there’s been a noticeable undercurrent of homophobia originating from a few distinct users. Those same few have been incredibly vocal in that attitude whenever something even vaguely resembling the subject came up. So it’s been a little difficult for me to talk about things without being hit in the face with specious arguments and baseless accusations.
But those folks are in a very small minority. By and large, TC people are good people. We get along very well.
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Wait, there were people over there who defended what McDowell did?
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I rant on Twitter
Not necessarily that, but making excuses for him like, “He was provoked, and you would have done the same thing.”
Another popular one was, “Why is this such a big deal? People need to get thicker skin.”
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....but he wasn't provoked.
There is factual evidence for that.
Wow, some people are idiots.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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I rant on Twitter
some people
will claim that just seeing someone who they think is gay to be a provocation.
idiots indeed.
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
yes
with thick skin you have less to fear from bat wielding lunatics.
Armadillo style
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Or maybe an Armadillo Cloak
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
it should also allow you to give leprosy
IIRC, armadillos are the #1 way that people get leprosy in the US.
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Your mom's a girl
Meh. I’d mana leak you, and THEN WHAT?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I'd pay the 3 because only a fool would walk into such an obvious trap.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
You have six mana available? What the hell are you doing casting such a piddling spell then? WIN NOW!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
It goes on him to do exactly that
(I actually do this in EDH)
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Is he your general?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I’ve never played EDH. I’ve always wanted to, but never gotten around to it.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Probably my favorite casual format.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I like drafting when the first big set is released. Drafting after the second or third sets is much harder because of the additional cards that one’s required to be familiar with.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I am also a big draft and sealed fan.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
One of them.
The deck is too much of a powerhouse that I don’t play this one too often.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Why does that Armadillo have boobs?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Fan service.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Your post did help me realize
That Brandon Beachy is absolutely gorgeous. I had no clue.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Right? I didn’t either! Originally, it was Joe Mather and Eric Hinske at the bottom of the list. But people started complaining that Beachy should be on there. I looked him up, agreed he deserved a spot, and amended the list.
Now I’m thinking he should have outranked Tommy Hanson.
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I know you have a thing for Hanson-ish type guys, but Beachy would have been near the top of my list.
Based on that one picture.
Maybe it’s just a particularly good picture.
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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It is the best of several pictures I found, but he’s pretty handsome in all of them.
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Dude is nonchalant as heck.
I’ll be honest. He smacks of Ethier.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
He definitely should have, and would have, on my list. But Hinske wouldn’t have been on my list at all (or Uggla) so I think we’re still different enough in our appreciation of men that we’d have overlap in our lists, sure, but they’d still be different. To each his or her own!
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I have an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality
but I can admit that is one handsome man
WWRWD?
THIS
I saw that pic and though, where have you been all my life?!
No one tell BL, please.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
2 of them actually.
I am so mean.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
OMG I HATE YOU
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you have ANY idea what I’m gonna have to do to make up for that?!?!?!
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Like he pays attention to what I write anyway.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I stand corrected apparently
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
:(
first I have to fight off that bastard jeff sullivan, and now a MAJOR LEAGUE PITCHER?! How do I compete with that??
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on May 20, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
BWAHAHAHA
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I TAKE IT ALL BACK
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn
I’m gonna have to put on the Alex Smith jersey again, huh?
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
There's a reason you were plotting revenge
now you have another.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I think I’ll go find your wife on FB and add her …
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
you sir
are a class A shit stirrer
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on May 20, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I got a lot of work to do
I am a bit old for only Class A.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
AA is where the real talent is
Don’t you listen to Sabes?
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
One step at a time
I need to work hard to get a promotion AAA first.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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I rant on Twitter
I'M SORRY
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
/whistles
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I liked the comment from that completely missed the point of the post. “These are all bench players!”
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Right?! The guy who though “studs” meant best players was adorable
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, that is one of the commonly used meanings.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Sure, but a quick glance at the language in the post should have given him a pretty clear idea of it’s actual usage in that context.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Sad, really. And no, you shouldn’t have to worry every time you post that someone’s about to drag you into an argument just to throw accusations at you and call you names. But I really was impressed by your defenders and supporters. I’d invite those people over to the porch to share some sweet tea any day.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Here.
Still raining off and on since yesterday. Seems to have warmed up a bit though.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
The warmth is returning for us, too. Someone at work told me the cool spell was a “whippoorwill winter.” I punched him in the face.
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I don’t get it. Isn’t that a bird? Since I don’t understand it, I take it as a sign of disrespect. Please punch him again for me.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I will.
A whippoorwill is a kind of bird, yes. But it’s connection to a late-season cooldown is lost on me. Maybe you’ve heard of a blackberry winter? It’s kind of the same thing.
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I’ve heard of an Indian Summer. IIRC it is unseasonably warm autumn.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
It is overcast here as well
But it is supposed to warm up this afternoon.
I have a ton of stuff to do and no motivation.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Same here. I promised our membership director I’d make phone calls to our new donors this morning. I’ve been here nearly an hour and haven’t picked up the handset.
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Once it gets to Friday afternoon you REALLY won’t have any motivation.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
You thought New Years coverage was cool?
Wait until you see Rapture 2011 as it sweeps the globe!!
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Is there gonna be a ball drop?!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I hope Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest are hosting the special. And there should be musical guests.
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/Aerosmith plays that song from Armageddon
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
good song until Steven Tyler started screaming.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
wierd song
Dad sing about his daughter getting some action
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Nah
They will just swing lazily to and fro.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
as they tend to do
when the rest is propellering
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Shit they are going all out with this end of the world stuff!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Cloud cover in Dallas. Haven’t spilled coffee (yet) this morning. But I have a big pimple on my fore(five)head this morning. I have gray hairs & pimples. This isn’t right.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
I still get random pimples too. AREN’T THOSE SUPPOSED TO STOP AT SOME POINT?!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
This
Or at least be restricted to my back.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I sure hope so
Now, we got a thunderstorm in Dallas.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Oh, right
This is the time of year where, as a San Franciscan, I periodically become confused when people describe the experience of something called “hot weather.”
63. 63?! What the actuall hell are you people doing out there?

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Being a few shades to the right of the "L" is not amusing.
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
A few more shades…Pierre.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I’ve done SF > Sturgis a couple of times. L-o-n-g ride (3,000 mile round trip)
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
On a motorcycle?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Holy shit!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
We have one guest bedroom but we will try to make room for everyone. Overflow can stay a few hours away at CanOfCorn’s Corn Palace.
We could have an McC meetup at the legion cabin!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Well, then. I don’t see how this could possibly fail.
Take that, Champaign-Urbana mtero area!
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Mrs. jhiat00: Who are all of these people?
Me: Don’t worry honey they are from the interne-Lars please stop humping the rocking horse!
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Me: “Where do you keep the cinnamon?”
Prussian: “Could everyone hold it down? I’m trying to study!”
Goofus: “That’s what SHE said!”
Owlcroft: “FUCKING BOCHY! WHAT A FUCKING MORON!”
Bondslegend: “SOMETHING ABOUT THE NINERS!”
Best Thanksgiving ever.
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Where’s G-Bris in this scenario?
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Making a .gif of the whole scenario.
(But Sullivan’s is better.)
by Lies and Perfidy on May 20, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
He’d be chatting with Sullivan in the parlor. Occasionally, they’d drop in a witty bon mot or a well-timed insult.
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And I just die in a gutter, forgotten.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
jponry watches from behind her shadowy enclave of Agents for the Eternal Revolution.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I still prefer the idea of you and Alex_Lewis and archenemies, chasing each other all over the world only to have your final battle atop the Eiffel Tower.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Or in Switzerland. TL2 for Holmes!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
And me as Moriarty?
I’ve never been so flattered.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
I’d love to see this made a reality!
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
pffffffffffffffffffffffffft
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It finally got over 70 here! I stripped naked and ran around outside.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
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Glorious day in Sacramento.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Last day of "vacation" before starting work on Monday
Of course, it won’t matter with the world ending tomorrow.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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This
It’s been nice knowing everyone.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Start work?
Congrats. Last I heard you were still looking.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
He’s relegated himself to street-walking until he hears back from employers.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
What is the mystical power of 100 pitches? Why is that arbitrary cutoff used as though it had meaning?
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by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 8:01 AM PDT reply actions
Pitchers’ arms fall off.
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Balls drop
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
“Someone presses a button. Things happen. Flag on the Moon. How’d it get there?”
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Ooh!!
This just reminded me. DARPA submitted a request for information about the technologies involved in building a “100 Year Starship”.
Not specifically because of this ROI, but I have given up on NASA as a viable R&D agency. If anything ever gets done, it will be because of DARPA.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I would like to subscribe to this newsletter
What are the requirements of a 100 year starship?
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Here you go
• Long-term survivability over a century-long time horizon;
• Self-governance, independent of government participation or oversight;
• Self-sustainment, independent of government funding; and
• Relevance to the goal of moving humanity toward the goal of interstellar travel, including related technological, biological, social, economic, and other issues.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Round numbers in the base 10 system are simply how we think
Blame the number of fingers on your hand …shrug…
This was a side discussion during the whole Watson IBM media blitz…Watson would bet funky combinations
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
100 pitches is like the service/check engine soon light in your car. Once its on you know you know its only a count down to problems, you just don’t know what the clock started at.
Same thing with 100 pitch count. You know a break down is coming, but you don’t know when its going to happen. Bochy removing the pitcher is equivalent to taking your car to the mechanic.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
That is silly.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE SILLY!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I WORKED HARD TO CREATE THAT COMMENT FROM SCRATCH!
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Looks big
Most big league starters are good up to about 100. Only the good or great ones have much control or movement left to get big league outs after 100. Timmy is good for 120+, Randy Johnson in his hayday was known for 140 pitch CG outings, throwing 99 mph the last few batters of a specific game I remember.
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Luis Tiant, just to name one pitcher, once threw 168 in a late September pennant-chasing game. Can you imagine the freakout here if Bochy left one of his starters in to throw 168 pitches, especially in September?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Yea its crazy
Old school pitching makes modern pitchers look like wussies. 4 man rotation 300 ip a year people? Crazy.
Time to repeat in '11!
by Myemail21479 on May 20, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not a mystical power. It’s a rule of thumb. A general tenet.
Some guys start losing it around 90, some are reliable through 115.
If you’re not sure how many you can get out of your starter on a given night, 100 is a useful mark,
Especially in close games where one pitch too many can tip the game against you.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I laughed at the politeness of this quote
A scout told Abraham (via Twitter) that what Kevin Millwood exhibited in the minors for the Yankees “won’t translate to majors very well.” Millwood signed with the Red Sox earlier tonight.
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Way to bring everything to a grinding halt
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Have you thought about what you’ve done wrong?
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seriously...
The last day on Earth before the rapture and you breeze in with a “Good morning”
What did you THINK was going to happen?
Egads man! Think of the consequences next time. Go genuflect and finger the rosary until you understand.
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Interesting
One might say that the Giants bought this victory cheaply — specifically, for the cost of a taxi ride from the team hotel in Pasadena to Dodger Stadium. On Wednesday, Bumgarner shared a cab to the ballpark with Bochy, prompting a chat about the former’s sudden lapses. Already this season, Bumgarner has allowed at least three runs in an inning five times.
“He felt like he got in a pattern,” Bochy said. “He got away from using both sides of the plate.”
Moving the ball around tends to help a pitcher coax harmlessly batted balls. Bumgarner struck out only three but never faced more than four hitters in any of his eight complete innings. He enabled Giants fielders to make a succession of relatively easy plays.
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2011_05_19_sfnmlb_lanmlb_1&mode=recap_away&c_id=sf
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Taxicab Confessions
BUMGARNER: “Look at his I.D. card.”
BOCHY (through clenched teeth): “Let it go.”
BUMGARNER: “Sounds eye-ranian.”
BOCHY: “Stop it.”
BUMGARNER: “I’m just sayin’.”
BOCHY: “Well, don’t. It just causes trouble.”
DRIVER: “So, you guys headed to the ballpark, huh? Gonna watch the Dodgers game?”
BUMGARNER: “I’m an American! From America!”
BOCHY: “Jesus. This isn’t going to end well.”
LIVE EDT
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by TheLetter2 on May 20, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Thank you TL2
I posted that comment in hopes you would respond to it with a witty comment of your own. Thank you for not letting me down and here’s a rec’d good sir.
IRL LOL
The "I’m an American! From America!" got me
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
This is why I’m glad that, from my perspective, Bumgarner exists only as a figure on my television screen. I don’t ever want to know what he really thinks.
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Yeah, I have family like that. They live in Kentucky and I rarely see them. My family on a whole tends to discuss politics at every table, but we make sure not to do it when we’re around them.
And I just saw that BL posted something so I’m pretty sure I’m in a LOT of trouble.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
My mom and dad are from Louisiana and Oklahoma respectively. So I avoid any family discussions about politics, especially social issues.
Adopted Giant - Carlos "Don't Call Me Wallaby" Willoughby
This.
Absolutely this. I tease Mom about her Sarah Pain love, but she understands it’s a joke and that’s as far as the discussion ever goes.
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Tape-delayed for the West Coast
Does she give you shit for being part of the “Lamestream” media?
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I guess that’s the difference when most of your southern family is black and the most well loved and respected cousin/uncle is openly gay and had a partner for 20+ years who the family loved as much as him. We’re the staunch family values types who love our guns and consistently vote Democrat and want to see universal health care become a reality. All of them have framed pictures of JFK (and now Obama) somewhere in their house.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Funny thing is, I’m pretty sure they’d love you. There are several McCoven I can say that about, but you have the extra advantage of being from the South.
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I think they would discover in short order that beneath the middle American accent and references to Kerouac, there beats the heart of Southern Boy.
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Yep, they’d love you
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm stunned by this information
Who knew the Giants stayed in Pasadena when they’re playing at Chavez Ravine?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I thought they would stay at the new JW Marriott or Ritz Carlton
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We were at the last series in 93, and we stayed downtown (what a wasteland) I think at the Marriott where the team stayed.
I remember we taxied back from West Hollywood and when we were near the hotel, another taxi pulled up next to us looking for directions (seriously—youre a taxi driver who can’t find the Marriott?).
The driver and passengers roll down the windows to ask for directions to the hotel and I notice it’s Brian Hickerson and his wife/mistress in the back. I say “what’s up Hick? Getting close to curfew. Follow us, we’re at the Marriott as well.”
He looked pretty dumbfounded—I guess he didn’t get recognized much in public (in LA).
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The new JW Marriott and Ritz Carlton are really nice

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What a shithole
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The city is the hotels are nice.
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Apropo of nothing

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by bgunn on May 20, 2011 8:33 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I agree with this sign
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
This mindless pie propaganda is uncalled for and inappropriate
and a clear violation of the 2011 Treaty of Dessert
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/flagged
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These acts of aggression by the nation of Pie will not go unanswered
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/drops pie leaflets over jd’s neighborhood
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You’re just bitter over the fact that Pie destroyed cake 20 years ago in Dessert Storm
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Wishful thinking
Cake has destroyed pie for the last 10 years. It didn’t even need to send out its full arsenal, just cupcakes.
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How does it feel to be so wrong?
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Denial is not just a river in Egypt
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It’s a creek at Cal?
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It is also a river in Burundi!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
It goes that far south? Wow.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
HAHA
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Do not violate the peace!
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
by McCoven on May 20, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
/flagged!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF WHAT I EAT!
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
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You see what you started? Do you not remember what happened in the last Cake v. Pie war?
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What did Felix ever do to you :(
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Yes...but an abomination

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The cake really brings the whole thing down.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I don't think you should devalue Bochy's performance last postseason based on the mistakes in the past three games.
Bochy is a players’ manager and he clearly values certain things (Lincecum’s peace of mind, Bumgarner’s confidence) above making the right baseball move in certain, early-regular-season situations. Leaving Lincecum in too long was an obvious mistake in Colorado. Last night it was less obvious what to do, as you say. But Bochy managed very differently in the postseason (short leashes for everyone, didn’t fall for Rowand’s flash in the pan in the Atl series, etc.). Yes, the outcomes didn’t allow for second guessing, but I think if we’re intellectually honest about it, there is very little any of us would have changed about the way he managed. He made pure baseball decisions. And as a guy who has watched a lot of Bobby Cox and Dusty Baker games, I appreciated the hell out of it.
Kitspool presents: Belated comments on the previous night's game
OMG NATE!!!! WHAT A CATCH!!
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Kruk
Anyone hear Kruk on KNBR this morning? It was a pretty routine discussion of last night’s game until Murph brought up the small, much more mellow Chavez Ravine crowd being drowned out by the boisterous Giants fans there. Suddenly Kruk just went off on the Dodgers for having let things get out of control until the Stow beating necessitated an increased police presence. He said there were more cop cars after the game this series than there had been for Dodgers playoff games. He talked about how it pissed him off that the organization had let things deteriorate in the park and that it took a tragedy for Giants fans to feel ‘safe’ there. Interesting stuff.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I think its funny who they (Kruk and Kuip) forget about the violence at ATT during broadcast.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
The violence that has happened at AT&T Park does not approach the scale or frrequency of that at Chavez Ravine. There’s stupid people being stupid, and then there’s negligence that facilitates this kind of violence for creating an unsafe environment for fans.
The two aren’t really equivalent.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I’m pretty sure no one ever 1) got stabbed or 2) beaten to an inch of his life at AT&T.
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I am pretty sure both have happened somewhere around the park. We live in a city, and those things happen. What reasonably enrages folks is not that it happened, but that there seems to have been no security whatever after the game. When I have passed by Mays Field after games, there has always been lots of crowd control and plenty of security or at least folks with walkie talkies.
Tragic fact: Dodgers did not have a head of security between December 2010 and April 2011 and turned over security duties over a guy with nearly 15 years of experience “in commercial real estate”
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Both have happened
http://articles.sfgate.com/2004-09-21/bay-area/17444733_1_san-francisco-police-parking-lots-sbc-park
http://www.ktvu.com/news/27284250/detail.html
People make all sorts of assumptions about other team’s fans and the goodness of their own. They aren’t true.
I have seen the douches. And they are us. Well, not us, here on MCC, but you get what I mean.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I’m a douche!
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Me, me, me!
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No no...the stupid hooligan fans are a-holes (mods feel free to remove if too much)
To quote a cinematic film circa 2004:
“See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Wasn’t someone stabbed at ATT park?
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
There have been incidences of violence – I don’t know what incident you are specifically referring to – but again, there is a crucial difference than incidences of violence and an environment that all but encourages it. It’s all but impossible to stop all of these incidents, but strong disincentives like adequate security in and outside the park and adequate light in all areas around the ballpark are critically important in this kind of environment.
Just because violence has happened in both places do not make them equivalent. See calbearjd’s comment above: the Dodgers organization will at least be facing a lawsuit, if not charges of criminal negligence.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
The Dodgers are definitely getting sued.
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They can afford it. They have plenty of money. Oh wait...
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And I still say the layout of that parking lot leaves too many areas for a normal security patrol to cover. Things are going to be missed unless you have that place swarming with security.
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"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
You can’t necessarily stop all crime, and while that should obviously be the aim you will always have have certain people whose drive to commit a particular violent crime overwhelms everything else. What is important, though, is that you put strong negative disincentives in place, not just the laws themselves but by creating an environment in which people feel they can get away without being caught. Better lighting, squad or security guards patrolling, security posted at the exits and around the park to monitor and handle altercations that can be identified and diffused early… These are things that can and should be done and are are not an excessive strain on resources. These sorts of negative incentives will of course never stop all crime, but they help to prevent crimes from being committed by giving the impression that there will be strong consequences if such crimes are committed.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Everyone knows you can stop all crime
You just need to remove people first…just ask the machines
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
I agree with your post
Except
These are things that can and should be done and are are not an excessive strain on resources.
I doubt McCourt would agree with you on this. Especially since this has been an issue well before his time as the owner.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
The causality isn’t particularly clear there. One could argue that the inherent infrastructural problems with fan safety (lighting, parking lot layout, etc.) is just a testiment to the fact that not attention has been paid since the park’s construction, and an attitude of “someone else’s problem” has led to the required overhead to bring it into the 21st century infeasible.
If it’s difficult to enforce, I can live with that if accountability is acknowledged. But to act like the conditions had nothing to do with the crime is ridiculous. I’m pretty sure a team that had a payroll tipping $100 million could afford to install a few extra lamps in the damn parking lot.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
The cost of extra security guard would hit the Dodgers more than anything. The lamps may help a little, but violence at sporting events happens in the middle of the day.
I do agree the Dodger organization needs to step up their security and they have for years. But incidents like this will continue to happen no matter how much money you spend on the issue.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Right. My main point is, the fact that there will be some level of crime either way is not a good reason not to invest in crime prevention. Due diligence must be done, and it doesn’t appear to have been in this particular instance. I don’t think you disagree with me on that point.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
When walking back to your car it was empty of any security, they were doing traffic duty but no one was watching out for anything. The lighting is really shitty in the parking you’d get long stretches of walking in the complete darkness for a while. There wasn’t security especially in the farther areas of the parking lot, a family at the school I worked with had their car stolen from in the parking lot during the game I think it was a year or two ago.
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t's Posey time!!
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ah very well
Lineup style prose? All tragedies
by posey yaknowsy on May 20, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit,
:( that’s so sad.
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Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTF :(
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Apparently he suffered a heart attack
and lost control of his vehicle.
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Sad. He was one of my favorites as a kid.
RIP Macho Man.
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sounds like car accident came after
heart attack behind the wheel…he was only 58? Dang…
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Are you supposed to know who this is?
OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on May 20, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Recognize any of these?
-Snap into a slim jim
-Ooooooh yeeeeeeah
-Bonecrusher from Spiderman film…the wrestling event where Spidey earns cash just before his uncle is killed
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Whoa, the McCoven has coalesced into a singularity,
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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Resistance is futile
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One of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time.
Practically helped build the WWF in the 1980’s.
Also: was Bonesaw in Spiderman
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Ah that would explain it.
It’s like me expecting you boys to know who Candy Hooligan is.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
That's phenomenal
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you kidding me? Im 20 years old and I know who this man is
You follow me, I'll follow you
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He was still big when we were in our low teens.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?
/Banned
Now it’s truly time for a name change.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
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My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I will be doing a flying elbow drop in honor of him today
You follow me, I'll follow you
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holy crap :((
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He's now joined Ms. Elizabeth in the great squared circle in the sky.
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by 1ManWolfPack on May 20, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
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I'M A GIRL
by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
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My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
"can"
you “can” short it anytime you like…the real question is when “should” you short it
Where can I send the invoice for this service?
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
there seems to be time restriction after an IPO but can’t find a straight answer
I would short it but watch it actively
by posey yaknowsy on May 20, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, there is. You may not short it right now. Once that restriction is lifted in a month, you very well may find out that you can not short it if no inventory is available, or that you can only short it by paying a very high rate to borrow the shares. Once they list options and futures on the stock, you will be able to sell synthetic or actual futures. Synthetic futures have their own set of drawbacks, primarily related to margin. Real single-stock futures will be the way to go, assuming they are trading adequately.
I gently recommend that nobody who has to ask whether they can short an IPO break his short-sale cherry with a frenzied high flyer in its first few months of trading.
Thanks for the info
I do some day trading and enjoy studying price moves. Made a few bucks in LNKDs run up, cashed out, and wanted to do the same on its way down LOL.
I’ve experience in short selling and basic options. Not IPO
by posey yaknowsy on May 20, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
all joking aside
I was using the normal snark in my response to tease about can/should.
Glad you eventually got what you were looking for
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Thanks
Atleast it wasnt ‘buy low sell high’
by posey yaknowsy on May 20, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to the yard tonight
I have absolutely no motivation to accomplish anything at work today.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
This is my last day in the office before a weeks vacation
then departing for a week at a summer camp. I am really not motivated.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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In this last month I've spend taking care of my daughter
I have learned that trying to fix a 19 month’s hair is the most challenging physical task known to humans.
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by calbearjd on May 20, 2011 9:52 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Bait them with chocalate
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
chocolate works too
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
How about Chocolat?
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mmmmmmmmmm
Johnny Depp. Hey, I hear there is a new pirate movie coming out. I guess I should go.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I kinda like that movie. Juliette Binoche is very attractive in it.
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There's also another movie called Chocolat
with Isaac de Bankole in it. Who is almost hotter than Johnny Depp. Unbearable sexual tension in that film.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Shave her head, problem solved.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
This
And just how in the world do they get their hair so tangled and so much crap in it?
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
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by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
:(

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
What happened?
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
That sucks, I wonder what the beautiful Elizabeth is doing right now.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
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by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Stop tearing down my WWF childhood
What next? Andre the Giant?
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Yup
He’s deader than Migsucky’s bat.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
what about
Hacksaw Jim Duggan?
British Bulldog?
Ultimate Warrior?
Jimmy Superfly Snuka?
Captain Lou Albano?
Didn’t they have a cartoon for WWF at one point?
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Here's a whole list:
Chris Von Erich – 21
Mike Von Erich – 23
Louie Spiccoli – 27
Art Barr – 28
Gino Hernandez – 29
Jay Youngblood – 30
Rick McGraw – 30
Joey Marella – 30
Ed Gatner – 31
Buzz Sawyer – 32
Crash Holly – 32
Kerry Von Erich – 33
D.J. Peterson – 33
Eddie Gilbert – 33
The Renegade – 33
Chris Candido – 33
Test – 33
Adrian Adonis – 34
Gary Albright – 34
Bobby Duncum Jr. – 34
Owen Hart – 34
Yokozuna – 34
Big Dick Dudley – 34
Brian Pillman – 35
Marianna Komlos – 35
Pitbull #2 – 36
The Wall/Malice – 36
Emory Hale – 36
Leroy Brown – 38
Mark Curtis – 38
Eddie Guerrero – 38
John Kronus – 38
Davey Boy Smith – 39
Johnny Grunge – 39
Vivian Vachon – 40
Jeep Swenson – 40
Brady Boone – 40
Terry Gordy – 40
Bertha Faye – 40
Billy Joe Travis – 40
Chris Benoit – 40
Larry Cameron – 41
Rick Rude – 41
Randy Anderson – 41
Bruiser Brody – 42
Miss Elizabeth – 42
Big Boss Man – 42
Earthquake – 42
Mike Awesome – 42
Biff Wellington – 42
Brian Adams (Crush) – 43
Ray Candy – 43
Dino Bravo – 44
Curt Hennig – 44
Bam Bam Bigelow – 45
Jerry Blackwell – 45
Junkyard Dog – 45
Hercules – 45
Andre the Giant – 46
Big John Studd – 46
Chris Adams – 46
Mike Davis – 46
Hawk – 46
Mitsuharu Misawa – 46
Steve Dunn – 48
Cousin Junior – 48
Dick Murdoch – 49
Jumbo Tsuruta – 49
Rocco Rock – 49
Sherri Martel – 49
WWRWD?
Owen Hart is dead?!
I guess steroids are bad for you.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HE FELL TO HIS DEATH???
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Seriously?
What happened? I can’t say that I’ve kept up much with goings on of the WWF since around ’88.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
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by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Overdose
http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=MIMfAAAAIBAJ&sjid=gqYEAAAAIBAJ&pg=5183,602367&dq=miss-elizabeth+dead+|death|+died&hl=en
Two completely unrelated comments
1. Can’t understand second guessing Bochy on leaving Bum in. He had a low pitch count, had retired sometihing like 15 out of 16 and appeared to be strong. He retired the first two hitters easily and then Barajas (do the Giants ever get him out?) dumps a pop up that I’m pretty sure Ross briefly misjudged. Leaving him in to face Sands was an easy call. The problem wasn’t Bochy. It was Wilson.
2. Speaking of the Rapture, there is a very interesting movie with that title starring Mimi Rogers. I highly recommend it. Very intersting and you see a lot of Mimi, which is a good thing in and of itself.
We all switched from the world ending tomorrow to theirs gonna be a zombie apocalypse tomorrow
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CDC agrees
You can never be too prepared for zombie apocalypse
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
He was at 106 pitches entering the 9th. He was slotted in as the fifth starter this season so that the Giants could limit his innings. Why on earth do you want him pitching in the ninth?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Gamer McGameface
I don’t understand it either, and it’s not like the Dodgers weren’t putting it in play. Tons of fly balls and hard hit line drives. 2 walks and 3 strikeouts isn’t exactly domination.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Yup. I was going to make a comment about Kemp’s flyout in the 9th, but Gameday has it classified as a flyout and I can’t remember if it was well-struck or not.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
The 8th ended with the line drive up the middle that Bumgarner snagged. I had seen enough at that point, and doubly so after he apparently hung a breaking ball to Uribe that got swung through.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I remember Jon and Dave commenting about how it was his easiest inning since it was one of his only 1-2-3 innings, and I was thinking “that ball sounded like it was ticketed for CF.” I’m just glad that it didn’t take off his head.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
It was a pretty easy play by virtue of the fact that it was hit about belly button high on his glove hand side as he came off the mound, so he just threw his arm out and the ball went right in. Great reaction play, and all. But a results-oriented approach should not overwhelm the details when making these kinds of decisions.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Bochy’s been faced with pretty much the same situation four nights in a row now. And he still hasn’t figured out the pattern. It’s mind-numbing.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
He was going to start Vogelsong in the 7th at Wrigley, too.
Vogelsong was over 100 pitches at that point.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I’d forgotten about that. One of the reasons I was screaming at the TV for the rain to actually get the game called. So five games in a row.
I guess we should be thankful that the starters are pitching well enough to get to the point where they’re hitting 100 pitches, but there’s definitely such a thing as pushing one’s luck.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
We crossed that line two or three days ago.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
It’s driving me crazy. I generally try to avoid “He’s stupid” as an answer for any behavior on anyone’s point, even when it does seem to be the simplest explanation. But this is really pushing it.
Is it possible that he’s stretching them, trying to determine how far they can be pushed? Would that explain the decision to leave them in and the absence of a quick hook in late innings? This doesn’t seem all that plausible, but boy do I ever love thinking aloud.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Leaving the starters in and being willing to give them a shot at CGs and winz is a way of rewarding pitchers for a well pitched game. They want to finish games, typically, and don’t look forward to being pulled – even if it’s just for bragging rights amongst the staff. In fact, getting a staff that talented to compete amongst themselves for the privilege of CGs probably functions as a good motivator and builder of camaraderie amongst the starters.
Also, the body adapts to the work load demanded of it and what the mind expects, so it may be that he sees limited pitch count managing as tantamount to training your pitchers to only go 6 innings.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
How is 106 pitches a low pitch count for a player whose workload is supposed to be monitored?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Also, this sounds exactly like the argument about leaving Sanchez in two days ago. “Things were perfectly fine until they weren’t!” Sometimes it’s good to quit while you’re ahead, rather than trying to squeeze every last out from you starter.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I just don't get if it's a lack of trust in the bullpen, or Bochy really wanting these guys to pitch until they screw up.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
He's certainly been consistent about it, which makes no sense to me.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I love that argument
When people think things always remain the way they are I use a simple example:
You haven’t died yet right? That mean you won’t ever die?
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Because it’s not that many pitches? Alternatively, he may have felt that they were mostly thrown in relatively low-stress environment.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
One of my favorites. I own it and occasionally make people watch with me. They rarely say “thank you.” It takes no short cuts. David Duchovney’s first major.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on May 20, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a really good movie
but a bit hard to watch. What she does to her kid is very upsetting.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Check out the weird distribution for the Fox games on Saturday
http://the506.com/sports/?p=2181
Gotta love how Tallahassee carries the game because of Posey.
Mets-Yankees
Well fuckity-fuck-fuck.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I like that LA gets Yanks-Mets crammed down its craw.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
NOOOO
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
We can’t get that on MLB.TV right?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
I like how they’re making a big deal out of OMG THE CUBS HAVEN’T PLAYED AT FENWAY IN NEARLY 100 YEARS !!! You know who else hasn’t happened in nearly 100 years? The Titanic sinking. The Irish Potato Famine. World War I. None of which will be broadcast to the entire country on Saturday. I rest my case.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
And a very good case at that. Although I’m eagerly looking forward to jponry’s five-part documentary on Calvin Coolidge. That’s slated for PBS in fall 2012.
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by Murray, Present on May 20, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I guessing that where Buster lives in Georgia
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Wouldn't Augusta get the Giants
Since they have a farm team there? Instead Valdosta does. Weird.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
DICK STOCKTON!
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I hope they don't make any errahs
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes! Seattle gets Oakland-SF.
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by Murray, Present on May 20, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Somehow 57501 was in Yankees/Red Sox territory last week but now we are in Cubs territory since they aren’t playing the Giants.
Fuck you Fox. I hope the NFL season is cancelled.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
yes
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Question
The radar gun every time I looked at the game showed Bum throwing at about 88-91 the whole night with his breaking pitches at 82. Was he really throwing at that speed or did I miss something because it made me a little worried considering he was at 94-95 last outing.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
I don't trust stadium guns
They get tinkered with too much, check Pitch f(x).
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
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by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Pitch F/x had him sitting 92-93 with his fastball the entire night.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Speaking of pfx

To sum up: not a fan of the low strike, but also not a fan of some of the high strikes
Didn't Kruk say he was a 'low ball umpire'?
I thought I heard that. Then again, Kruk just makes 90% of the stuff he says up, I think.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Three corners are cut off, but he was giving the strike above the outside corner to righties.
Also, those two red squares off the left edge are strikes 2 and 3 to Mike Fontenot with the bases loaded.
Great work, Reyburn.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I'm still pissed about that AB
that was totally fucking horse shit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on May 20, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
In my head, I scored it as BB, RBI, picked off first, Giants win 4-1.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
LOL at the pitch in the "b" in by
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
There's also one under under the grid above 1.0
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Woah. I missed that one.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
So did Rowand!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
There’s one underground too.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
OT: Maybe this is funny only to me
Apparently, Cathy Guisewite is now producing the NPR newscasts. The rundown for the 2:01 EDT ’cast has a slug that reads, “OBAMA/NETANYAHU ACK”
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by Murray, Present on May 20, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Even more OT
Don’t ask me why, but this morning I was wondering what would happen if PBS ever outbid one of the other networks for the rights to broadcast NFL games. Would they get the Frontline narrator to do play-by-play for the games? Would they have the “John T. Macarthur Foundation Halftime Show”?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Will Lyman is Frontline’s narrator. If they could get him up in the booth with, say, Bill Moyers, and put Gwen Ifill down on the sidelines I would finally watch football.
I love the MacArthur Foundation halftime show idea. We’ll get Renee Fleming to sing the national anthem, backed by the Viewers Like You Orchestra under the direction of Gustavo Dudamel.
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Today is off to a really shitty start
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
But today’s Friday!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Worst Friday ever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I feel like, if you’re coming to talk to someone about why you chose not to hire them, you shouldn’t lead off the conversation with “How are you doing today?”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
sorry to hear that
there are jokes to be made but the timing isn’t right with emotional state right now
Inane conversation starter was poor decision by that employer who missed out on your services
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
:(
virtual hug to jponry
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by Murray, Present on May 20, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Aww, I’m sorry :(
/hug
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by Prussian Creole on May 20, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m truly sorry. If you want to talk, you know how to reach me.
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I’m just disappointed and a little panicky right now. I have another interview at another school next Wednesday, but of course now all I can see are doomsday scenarios.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Haha
At least I wouldn’t have to pay back my loans, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
somehow I think the student loan people would find away around the whole end of the world thing
WWRWD?
They said that people who aren’t going to be raptured are just going to “lose conscious existence”, so I won’t even know what’s going on!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
fat drunk with loss of conscious existence
is no way to go through life, son
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
You may have unlocked the secret behind our national debt problem!!
They knew all this time!
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
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Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Aw.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This is heelarious.
I still believe in Santa Clause and Bowkermania!
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by Giant Torture on May 20, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of a potential prank I read about.
Apparently a group of folk are considering getting a bunch of inflatable sex dolls, filling thm with helium and releasing them at about 6:00 pm tomorrow near the church o’ wingnuts that are predicting the Apocalypse.
The hope is that nearby members of said church will panic thinking they missed the Rapture.
the folks predicting the rapture tomorrow
actually are not church goers. They think that all churches are apostate.
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Imma have fun tomorrow
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2
I'm so sorry, but I have to share this
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
AH RECTUM FACE
almost spilled my coffee bro
by posey yaknowsy on May 20, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
radioactive face
at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires
by duke_diligence on May 20, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Shane Victorino = Andross
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
DO A BARRELL ROLE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
what the fuck
Giles looks terrified
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Wouldn't you?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
it's like he's staring into satan's asshole
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Victorino is the horsemen of famine!
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
ha.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
INSTA WRECK
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on May 20, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
haha it looks like someone is shaving him
by posey yaknowsy on May 20, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was a lighter at first.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Maybe Will Ferrell?
After Conan he just couldn’t stop
TGWTWS...there isn't much else that needs to be said
Wilson looks clean cut in that picture.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Yeah, see? I didn’t mind the beard at first. I thought it looked pretty good when he went on Jim Rome. But then…well, you know the rest.
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oh god what
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Sad About Macho Man...
Made me think of my sister in law’s boyfriend who is so awkward to watch TV with because he way to opinionated and has to make a “matter of fact” comment about every single thing. WWFE was on the TV and we all had to listen to him rant about how people are dumb for finding this remotely entertaining and believing its REAL. Wow! He must have missed the whole “GET IT?” era.
Just got Liriano and Nathan to my fantasy team
Fuck you Sabes!!!
by posey yaknowsy on May 20, 2011 11:31 AM PDT reply actions
Who'd you give up?
I’ve had em both on my team all year and haven’t started either in over a month.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?
Pierzynski obviously
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
When the Flying Spaghetti Monster comes for us sinners
I am just going to cover him in some delicious sauce. I will have the garlic bread ready for you, you bastard!
Perhaps a nice salad too.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2011 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
I’ll be there. I’ll bring a nice red.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Cheesecake for desert
It’s called cake, but it’s really pie. Perfect for making peace.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Attention Disneyphiles
The World of Color programmers cooked up a new Pirates segment for the upcoming Halloween show, and felt it worked better than the original version from last summer. Some schmoozing between TDA and Studios execs two weeks ago at the movie premiere party about furthering the great Anaheim-Burbank relationship led to an offer to slot most of the new Pirates segment in as a summertime encore to promote the film further. This new Pirates encore and a freshly tweaked World of Color show debut tonight and should run through the summer season.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
World of Color is a fountain show at Disney California Adventure.
It’s pretty amazing.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Sad thing is, I completely understood what you meant, I was born in 1985. I ain’t never been to Disneyland, so that meaning was lost on me.
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I imagine that you ought to go to Dollywood.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Why not?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I don’t like theme parks. And I can walk around on a hot day for free somewhere else.
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Yay! Someone else who hates theme parks! Down with mediated experiences!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The tv show was pretty amazing too
and they incorporate the show’s intro to the intro of the show.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Assface went to the DL. Dom Brown was called up. I only mention this b/c Dom Brown hit one of the longest HR’s I ever seen of the Giants in Philly last year.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on May 20, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Next train from chopville:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/5/20/2181730/giants-as-series-preview#storyjump
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

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