Giants/Cardinals Series Preview
The Cardinals were supposed to be contenders this season, and they still may be a serious factor in the NL Central, but injuries to Adam Wainwright and Matt Holliday have certainly hurt their chances. Allow me to present a conspiracy theory. I propose that Holliday ate Wainwright’s ulnar collateral ligament, which then settled in Holliday’s appendix. Because appendices aren’t part of the digestive tract, Holliday’s appendix exploded, and now the Cardinals are keeping the whole thing quiet.
With that settled, let’s move on to preview the Cardinals. Wait, first, allow me to rant one more time about MLB Advanced Media. I’m a simple man. I like watching bearded shortstops exchange punches with brash rednecks. I will pay money to relive these moments if they are not available for free. This used to be a video of Will Clark fighting with Jose Oquendo and Ozzie Smith on second base. It was removed due to a copyright claim. Now no one can see it. You can’t buy it.
There are, like, two guys with a VHS copy of this fight. The first has it sandwiched between copies of "Short Circuit 2" and "Mannequin" that were taped when HBO had a free preview weekend. The tape is slowly eroding, and it isn’t doing anyone any good. The second guy had the sense to digitize it and share it with the world because he is a benevolent technowizard. His heroic efforts were denied, and he doesn’t feel like doing it again.
You know what you made me do, MLB? You made me watch this video of a stand-up comic who used Candy Maldonado’s name as a punch line. It came up in a video search, and those two minutes aren’t coming back. I understand that it will take a while to digitize, index, and upload 80,000 games, so I know it’s unrealistic to expect every game in the history of televised baseball on demand. But before you tattle to YouTube, at least make a distinction between the stuff that you already offer for sale and the esoterica that only nerds care about. A fight from the ‘80s isn’t going to be found on some Mel Allen-narrated DVD you’re peddling in the MLB Store.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, LOOK AT THE GRAINY PICTURE OF THE FIGHT! DOESN’T IT LOOK AWESOME? NOW PICTURE CANDY MALDONADO JUMPING INTO THE PILE ELBOW FIRST. IT WAS THE GREATEST THING THIS 10-YEAR-OLD BOY HAD EVER WATCHED. PLEASE LET ME RELIVE THIS FORMATIVE MOMENT IN MY LIFE. I WILL PAY MONEY.
I will pay money.
Oh, uh, the preview. The Cardinals have started the season 2-4, just like the Giants. They’ve been padred already this season, just like the Giants. Seems like we have a lot in common, and we’d probably get along great. The video of the fight wouldn’t be to rile us up -- I just want to see it again.
Hitter to watch:
Albert Pujols is hitting .182/.240/.318. This is the beginning of a swift decline. The beginning of the end. What, he’s going to go nuts against the Giants and raise his numbers up to his career averages in the span of, like, six at-bats? I’d like to see that. Dude’s a .182 hitter.
Pitcher to watch
Miguel Batista is still in organized baseball. In fact, he’s pitching high-leverage innings as a reliever for the Cardinals. I wonder if when the Cardinals faced the Padres, the San Diego bullpen circled Batista on motorcycles and taunted him for not being good enough to make the Padres’ low-A team.
Prediction
No one goes one-flap down after a home run, even though they really should.
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Kenny Lofton and David Bell
That is all I have to say about this series.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 7:11 AM PDT reply actions
Very well said.
Also, RINGZ!!! BLINGAGE FTW.
My god
That was such a fucking great game. One of the all-time underrated playoff games in baseball history.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
I was there
I cried
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Me too
Also cried, fucking Jose Oquendo.
I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
This
And to further hammer home the point:

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.
by IanRogue on Apr 8, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
I will forever love this picture
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Who is the guy in the jacket who seems to be calling him safe even though the catcher is nowhere near the plate?
Or is he just pretending to be an airplane?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
That looks like Cheeseburger
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
by nvsfg on Apr 8, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THE CARDINALS ARE DEAD
THE GIANTS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
best slide ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This was my favorite picture of the decade. I even looked up who took this picture and sent him an email thanking him for such a wonderful shot.
When it ran in the paper. it was cropped so all you could really see was the ump, Bell and the catcher, and Bell looked all alone sprawled on the plate.
Guy should have won a Pulitzer for that.
Yes
Part of a BCC: as many, many people sent him congrats. Sent a link on how to buy the pic from the AP.
There I so much awesome here.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
LOL Mike Matheny
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Also Edgar Renteria and starting pitcher Matt Morris! (not pictured)
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 8, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Buck and McCarver wiped their tears with the Kile jersey after that game.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
I like this better than the Howard one.
Just because, back then I so badly wanted to beat that team. ‘87 still stung. And it was so awesome that they did it at home. All the people just going nuts. The fact that Lofton hit the GWRBI. And Miller’s call. Man, it was awesome. I will be very pleased if we sweep them.
Starting the season with Dodgers, Padres, Cardinals is a fantastic crucible so early in the season.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
#5 also approves

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 8, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Aurilia's celebratory leap is HOF caliber.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Adoptive dad of Andrew Romo. Hope he's half the beard-grower his big brother is.
This discussion is not complete
without one of my favorite Giants related YT videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJLccqgMJ8
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That call by Miller was so awesome.
THE MAN THEY LOVE TO HATE IN ST.LOUIS!
THE CARDINALS ARE DEAD!
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
I always love that video.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 8, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
God
Santiago doing that little spin after he hit the home run.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Kuiper’s call of Benito’s homerun still gives me the chills everytime I hear it. One of my all-time favs calls. Almost as good as Flemming’s voice cracking on Edgar’s homerun.
by Section B, Row 1 on Apr 8, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
many thanks for this clip
Dude I have been looking for a video of Benito’s blast forever, still my favorite home run in my lifetime…
Well, that's the first tearing-up this morning.
Thanks.
by mrs. owlcroft on Apr 8, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Gotta start sometime, might as well be a trip down memory lane
I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.
They cover should have the Mon Mothma eyes instead
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Real facts and evidence face faith? Who let that happen?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm so excited
I get to watch in person today as the Giants raise the championship flag and I get to lustily boo Tony LaRussa. WIN-WIN.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Now I’m even more excited, I just got out the backpack we take to games and found $30 left over from the last game we went to!
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sweet!
Just enough for a crab sandwich!
You better get on the road soon dude. PUT IN THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YES!!! YES!!!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
-1 for Hawk Harrelson reference.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Merope told a story once that involved saying that as they were packing to go on a trip which still makes me laugh, an does every time I hear Harrelson say that.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
We’re going Sunday. I’ve been preparing for a week now.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
AND I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT!!!!!!!!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Can't wait
Gotta work but it’ll be on MLB Gameday and the radio
I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.
Yesterday was boring.
Stayed up all night to free time to watch this!! Hopefully I won’t fall asleep during….
LOL
Oh, let me introduce you to the fellas. Stephen is a brilliant astrophysicist who came up with the Spinks-Harbaugh Theorem, and Charles is a classically trained pianist who trained under Zzarodric Szmbbz before composing sixteen well-received concertos. Marcus is a Rhodes Scholar who also starred in an off-Broadway production of J.D. Salinger’s musical Just Pick Up the Phone and Call, and Norrin rides some sort of galactic surfboard around the galaxy to serve as a herald for a god-like cosmic entity.
And this is Joe Blanton. He likes to pick his nose and eat it.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
that author is a jerk
who clearly hates the Giants.
When I was a young lad, my favorite team was the Giants.
Professional writers choose their words advisedly. NOTE THE USE OF PAST TENSE!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions
HE SAID WHAT HE MEANT!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Now that he’s all grown-up and his pockets filled with cephalopod-related boodle, he’s an ironic hipster rooting for the Royals and Astros!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 8, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
sometimes I put a potato in the oven in case I want a baked potato later
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You can make good baked potatoes in the microwave
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Don't be ridiculous
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You’d never see an ‘Escalator is out of order’ sign, just ‘Escalator temporarily stairs.’ Sorry for the convenience.
One flap down.
My apartment was infested with Koala bears
It was the cutest infestation ever
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
I can't wait for the new pharma ads to go up next week
McCovey Chronicles brought to you by Cialis! ©
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
They're paying me $85 to change my user name to "Sproing Brisbee"!
I had no choice.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 8, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Grant "Boioioioioing" Brisbee
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
That’s pretty low on the list of terrible things people have been paid $85 to do that involve cialis.
Grant is married
So actually taking Cialis would be pretty pointless.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, it would be rather pointy.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Ask Howie
He would know.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought you already sold the rights to your name to Ticket Squid? Squid McBrisbee right?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Cthluhu McSuckerHug
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Are they giving you two outdoor bathtubs as well ?
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Does anyone know if mlb.tv will cover the actual flag raising event or just the game? If the latter, is CSN (or whoever has the rights to this game) covering the flag raising?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yes, CSN will carry all of the pregame activity. They go on the air at Noon for everything.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
At noon?
Oh Dear. I can feel the sickness coming on.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Apr 8, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Yah this is my big question
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
EAST COAST BIAS SAYS
WHAT FLAG CEREMONY, IT’S NOT 4TH OF JULY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I have a bad feeling about this series.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
Friday: Flag raising
Saturday: Ring ceremony
Sunday: NL ROY presentation
That’s a lot of hardware. I almost don’t care how it turns out.
Almost.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I can’t really imagine a “good way”
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Caused by joy.
btw, nice post time.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Apr 8, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I think today will be the day I am forced to buy MLB.tv. I was going to try and not buy it this year.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I wonder if the ring ceremony will be broadcast.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I suspect it would be on the “sports pack”-type coverage on TV services but I imagine not on MLB.TV.
I have been enjoying the Extra Innings preview and have had to restrain myself several times from signing up again. MUST RESIST MARKETING 1-877-KARS FOR KIDS…
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I caved and renewed Extra Innings
I am a slave to baseball.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah well, think about that $5,000,000 and some Pirates Orioles game in late August… you aren’t going to want to watch that!
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That’s the thing, I’m most likely to watch Yankees games, which are either already on Fox or HSN or AMC or whatever other networks have enslaved MLB, or are on at 4 before I can get to them.
And the Saturday blackout of everything means no baseball nap, surely one of the most tragic losses our nation has ever suffered. In addition to limiting us to one game they ruin the 3rd-6th inning nap with LOUD COMMERCIALS AND BUMPER MUSIC and EXPLOSION SOUNDS and ERIC KARROS.
Really between the Giants and minor league webcasts and, in emergencies, the AAAA’s, it’s hard to justify the expense for me. I ordered a Slingbox ripoff so I could watch games on the road but I’m not expecting much as reviews for those things seem to be pretty negative (except for the KNBR promos, LOL Flem).
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't you fucking rain
Don’t you dare fucking rain.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
It sunny and crisp here in the Mission (~2 miles west of PacT&T)
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
I can see a few puffy clouds down towards the airport, but nice for now. No wind to speak of at the moment either.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I had to drive up to Colfax (from Folsom) yesterday and I got snowed on.
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
Know what today is?
Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later, when it gets dark
We go home
Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later a movie, too
And then home
Oh, it’s such a perfect day
I’m glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
Just a perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
It’s such fun
Just a perfect day
You made me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
Someone good
Oh, it’s such a perfect day
I’m glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
HERRRRRRRRRRRRRROIN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Randy Winn, 17th best RF of the last 5 years
The gap between Ichiro and 2nd place is larger than between 2nd and 20th.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I love that guy
LOL Matsui trying to tag up at 2B the other day on a fly ball to Ichiro. LASER’D!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Can you imagine if we’d traded Sanchez for him?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What about Alex Rios? I think the Giants missed the truck on that one.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
He’s making a ton of money still.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, ballsy move by the White Sox. Though, I thought he was a decent risk to take.
Ask me about my blog.
Just looking at that contract
Talk about albatross: 7 years $69.8 million. It still has 4 years/$49 million left
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Uhhh..
He’s totally worth that money. 1 bad year (it was really bad), and he’s still averaging over 3 WAR/year in the last 5 years (and that’s including the year he was only worth .4 WAR)
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?
I was thinking about these old trades the other day… what if they still had Liriano? Is Bumgarner pitching in Fresno on Opening Night?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Better yet
If they still have Liriano, do they draft Heyward instead of Bumgarner?
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Worse yet
If they still have Liriano, would the 2010 Giants not won the World Series?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
In a word...
No.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Maybe?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
No..Likely no Lincecum, no Posey. no World Series 2010.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
We probably wouldn’t have been in a position to draft Tim Lincecum and Buster Posey.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I'm not sure how to read this
Why is the position value negative on this graph?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, but the value appears to be different for each player?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably has something to do with games played in RF/other positions.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s based on playing time by position. For example, you’ve got players like Suzuki and Werth who are primarily RFs only. Zobrist, on the other hand, has played all over the diamond (2B, SS, 1B, CF, LF, RF). Thus, Zobrist’s PT at ‘tougher’ positions like SS and 2B make his positional adjustment higher.
Ask me about my blog.
Got it. Thanks!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Right
And someone like Abreu has significant time at DH to depress his value.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Love the motorcycle refrence
I will be camping this weekend, of all weekends. No Banner, Ring or ROY trophie memories for me, just box scores on my phone. Have fun guys, hopefully MLB.TV will record some of the festivities (Ha Ha) for me to watch later. Probably not.
Lets go Gmen!
Time to repeat in '11!
It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Oh yah

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL Bert
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Partyin', Partyin'
YEAH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Partyin', Partyin'
FUCK YEAH
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 8, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
fun fun fun fun
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
she's frightened
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
by oldjacket on Apr 8, 2011 9:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Dang it: Subject line! I can’t click off the whole sub-thread!
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Not bgunn.
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I understand. It’s Friday after all
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It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
Man,
I’m so looking forward to the weekend.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
This is my favorite.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
FRIDAY FRIDAY

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
wow
These Channel 11 broads are shrill. NEWSY!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
Red Sox have found the cause of their losing streak
The Red Sox designated Dennys Reyes for assignment, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post. In corresponding moves, Boston placed Matt Albers on the 15-day disabled list and called up Alfredo Aceves and Felix Doubront.
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Woo hoo
Going to the game today, so apologies in advance if we lose. Also, apologies in advance if you happen to sit near me.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
STILL STALKING ME
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
FOR-EV-ER
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
I remember and miss that Will Clark fight as well...
..and I remember Roger Craig saying it was the fastest he’d ever seen Candy Maldonado run from 1st to 2nd and that he’d be expecting more stolen bases from him. Good times.
You're welcome.
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v20507715BxW3CJB2
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 8:48 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Better run
MLB po-pos are coming
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Perfectly good slide
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
Ozzie Smith got owned by that elbow.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Listening to Dan Patrick this morning
He made the comment that Omar Vizquel is a just as good (if not better) fielder as Ozzie Smith.
For some reason, I can’t compare the two in my head. But since Omar was a good Giant and Smith was on the Cardinals. I will concur with Patrick.
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from the grainy article:
As for Smith’s role, second base umpire Dutch Rennert said:
“I saw Clark swing but not Ozzie. They were bunched in there by then.”
In this video, Ozzie’s throwing punches, and the ump is looking right at them.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 8, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Ozzie Smith was a punk in that video. Throwing punches at the back of Clark’s head. Glad he got the People’s Elbow there at the end
I hate Ozzie Smith. And Jose Oquendo.
<3 Candy.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
Ron Fairly is JITTERY!!
Thanks, though – I haven’t seen this since this game HAPPENED.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THANK YOU
Screws up my post, though. Take your rec and go away until tomorrow.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 8, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
They should have more fights in baseball
The Twins should’ve mobbed Nick Swisher yesterday for taking out Nishioka, and then we could’ve seen Sabathia and Joba waddling in from the bullpen to jump on top of the pile.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
audio is all loopy for you guys too right?
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Yeah, it's kind of charming...
the post-game interview somehow grafts itself on to the game footage.
Damn.
Clark was straight mobbed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How many allergy attacks are you expecting this weekend?
You know, the kind that causes a major case of the sniffles cause I’m expecting really bad allergies this weekend, especially since I’m going to tomorrow night’s game
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Apr 8, 2011 8:48 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Already opened the new Kleenex box for a video up above.
Second one is ready in front of the TV. Darn dust mites!
by mrs. owlcroft on Apr 8, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Personal OT: Sitting at a Peet's Coffee at UCLA before a depo
There are some very attractive females walking by.
BTW: If anyone tells my wife I typed this, I’m cutting people.
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/tells Calbearjd’s wife he’s staring at pretty girls.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
Wait... "I'm cutting people" is your alibi?
No relation to Matt Cain...
by Caine Black Knife on Apr 8, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
She's sitting right here with me, reading it herself
Not really of course, but wouldn’t that be something.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Some guy just pull up a sandwich board about pizza by the slice
9:00 a.m. is not too early for pizza right?
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Any time is good for pizza
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I SEE MY FRANZ.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
ah yes
Springtime at UCLA. It’s a beautiful thing, isn’t it?
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Go up to Sunset Rec on a nice day
Malcolm Lee posted a picture on his twitter feed last week from there – nothing but people in swimsuits. Ahh… that weather was nice.
I live at Sunset Rec
make the trek up there every Saturday. Stop at BruinCafe, grab a smoothie, slip a few shots of vodka in there…that’s what you call a solid Saturday afternoon.
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec if you agree with this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 9:00 AM PDT reply actions 36 recs
Rec'd
You must have a lot of posterboards lying around in your house.
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they were on sale for 1.99 each last time
I bought 10
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
You should get a white board
much more economic and environmentally safe
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Plus the markers smell good!
No relation to Matt Cain...
by Caine Black Knife on Apr 8, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Bringing this to the game tomorrow!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
You forgot
/grabs crotch
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Stone Province update
Ishikawa sighting: Travis Ishikawa took batting practice in the indoor cage before the game, but Grizzlies manager Steve Decker said it would be “a couple of days” before he is activated. Ishikawa was outrighted to Triple-A Fresno on Wednesday after clearing waivers and spent 10 days away from baseball. He will play mostly first base but also DH and left field, Decker said.
http://www.fresnobee.com/2011/04/07/2341742/grizzlies-report-47.html#ixzz1IwsiJB3r
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Travis Ishikawa:
Never all that irritating, baffling for reasons that were not his fault, thoroughly effective at whatever his role happened to be. And, one time, he was totally awesome.
You’re alright, Travis. Hope it works out for you.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
10/10/10 Never forget!
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 8, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: New plaque

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 9:13 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Where is that? 3rd at King? closer to 2nd? near the Odoul bridge?
I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.
Clock tower in the Willie Mays Plaza.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
SAVE THE CLOCK TOWER
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
the phrase “clock tower” gives me the shivers
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
THAT GUY WAS EVERYWHERE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Brought to you by Cialis! ©
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
GRANT BRISBEE HERE FOR RIGIDSQUID!!!!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I want it
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Ray Ratto and Gary Radish
invite you to get off their collective lawn!
And Ray Ratty specifically advises you to “do something else” because the Giants have “beat this thing into the ground” for weeks. And also “shut up about opening day! This is Game 7!”
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
Why would anyone listen to Radnich?
/I’m no better because I listen to Jim Rome from 9AM to Noon.
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Ssory Doc
I’ll listen to static before Rome.
Usually Gary is mostly guest interviews on Opening Day, sadly Ratoo showed up early today.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I used to listen to a lot of sports talk. Now, I just listen to Rome and that’s about it.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
You gots to get down with Gary!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Why do people listen to Radnich? What do they get out of it?
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
Today, opening day coverage when I can’t get anything else.
Otherwise I hear him if driving somewhere or some other random occasion, and I find him amusing enough.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
The Smack-Off is on!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 8, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
today
you would get breaking news that Cal Baseball is reinstated.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Rome’s inflection annoys the hell out of me. He says pretty much every sentence like its the final sentence on a topic. Tolbert sorta does the same.
That’s because Tolbert used to call the Rome show.
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Ssory Doc
Radnich
Doesn’t seem to really like sports.
Mark DeRosa, still existing.
by oldjacket on Apr 8, 2011 9:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Christ, why does KNBR always get these yahoos who hate the Giants to talk on their radio shows? That and idiots who talk over people like Radnich. Ugh.
Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.
But Ratoo came early to beat the traffic and take a nap and avoid the yahoos!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
He dropped a “small sample size” and a “UZR.” Makes nerd-talk sound flat out douche-y.
Baggs up next.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
really?
“Baggs is just here to sell a book, he doesn’t care about opening day.”
Maybe living within range of KNBR is not a good thing for these events.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Why am I listening to this?
I hate Radnich. OK, after Baggs Im done.
God, I hate my life, why am I not at the game?
Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.
LOL Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I will be joining Gary Radnich on KNBR shortly. Pray for me.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Well said Baggs.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
“It does seem like there’s a Giants Nation now, with taking over parks in spring training and PETCO park…”
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Radnich was not a total asshole to Baggs.
Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.
He tends to play things the way his guests do, and Baggs is fairly serious.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Even before now, the last two or three cities I've attended Giants away games
there have been pretty large groups of Giants fans. Seattle make sense (I swear there seemed to be at least 10-15K Giants fans at Safeco the last time I was there), but the one that surprised me a little was Kansas City in 08.
Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 8, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
He should just talk Sabermetrics the whole team.
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whole time
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No, that would just cue all the old Sabrecats growling noises they used to play.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought they did that only for Fitzgerald.
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Nah, they work through all those gags here and there on the other shows too.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I wrote an email to csn last season
Telling them that Gary Radnich makes their pre and post game shows unwatchable. They wrote back basically saying, yeah, a lot of people don’t like him, but we signed a contract
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Candy with that flying elbow
remains one of my favorite Giants moments
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
A little something I just wrote:
Today is not about trophies, and it’s not about Bonds.
It’s not about Buster, it’s not about thongs.
It’s not about Aubrey, nor Tim, nor Pablo, nor Pat.
It’s not about Brian nor his beard (but you should’ve known that).
Today is not about strikeouts or home runs or groundouts, or pop flies.
Today is not about torture, nor even garlic fries.
Today is not about me, it’s not about you, and it certainly isn’t about that seal we call Lou. What is today about?
Today is about the people of this city who have lived for today.
Today is about the people of this city who never lived til today.
Today is about baseball. Today is about San Francisco.
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 8, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Very nice—it will look good in green.
Four people in my thoughts today:
- Sue Burns
- Bryan Stow
- Jose Uribe
- Rod Beck
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
greened
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
what time is the flag raising again?
12:45? I might go to the portwalk to see that. and buy garlic fries.
Dad of Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Does anyone know for sure if it is covered by Extra Innings? Those games just sort of start right before first pitch IIRC.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
For some reason, someone tweeted this to me
Fred Lewis still a mistake trade, Eintsein? Sabean owns you.
Not sure what prompted it considering I never said that.
Who’s Eintsein? Was he as smart as Einstein?
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I'm mad
because in my OOTP league he ended up on Philadelphia and he’s hitting like .375.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
online league or solo?
we have openings!
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Just solo, I never have time (notwithstanding my timewasting here) to stick to the download schedules. And I didn’t like the league I was in that much.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
we had a good run starting from 2004, doing about 4-5 seasons per year. after about 2028 or so, we decided to restart from 1985, with actual rookie classes coming in.
We usually do 3 downloads a week, but everyone is fairly casual about that.
If anyone else is interested, hit me up.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Thanks for the invite, I bet historical play works much better in a league (and I suppose you are doing recalc or whatever it’s called for player development).
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
yes, although the big prospects will be guys you heard of, you will still get some guys out of no where.
Bonds looks good though.
Our commissioner is a historian who has presented to SABR. He does an awesome job setting things up.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I’m a bit interested, if only to brush up on my MLB history. Let me think about it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
cool beans
I’ve asked again which teams are unmanned, so I can publish that.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Wouldn't hurt.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I have a friend who lurks on this site from time to time.
Yesterday, he sent me a text that said “Who is Dr Stankus???”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol…I was wondering what horrific thing I might have said that would cause a comment, but it is of course my signature.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Interesting he would be more interested in who Dr. Stankus is rather than who Viliphied is, given the quote.
He knows Viliphied.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
In a biblical sense?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t asked.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Some things are better left a mystery.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure how the online leagues work
everyone has to have the same version, right? If so, what version do you play?
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
We are on the most current version. I forget which one that is, but the one that came out last year.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Number 10, I believe. You guys making the switch to 11 when it comes out? (May, I think.)
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I think so.
they have gotten better with the releases. Moving from 6.5 was a major hassle.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
OOTP
Order of the Phoenix?
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ten thousand dollaz, sucka!
I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 8, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
22giagnates? or that other guy buster something
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Look what he wrote to GRM!
MCC (Mccovey chronicles) blows ass. Sabean owns them.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ah the internet
Displaying everybody’s neuroses to the world.
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Who is this
22Gigantes, Buster something or another or Viktor Frankenstein?
I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Not Vic, he is intelligent and knows how to write.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Maybe BustatheRippa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yep
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
That is the Busta guy
My stalker has changed targets. Sorry, Natto. =/
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
The funny thing about this guy is that one of his twitter follwers is RaquelAurilia
RICH AURILIA IS STALKING ME!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
-

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I have no idea why I’m so fascinated by this picture
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Could it be the pattern of the garment worn by the person on Aurilia’s left?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
He’s sitting next to Heathcliff Huxtable
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Sage Mock Turtleneck.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
probably meant to tweet it to me
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That is eerily reminiscent of the writing style of my anonymous coward internet stalker. Facts and reason are as nothing to him.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
You have an internet stalker?
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t everybody?? Mine’s an old French woman.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They abandoned me; I am stalkerless. I probably shouldn’t have critiqued his stalking style.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I would have offered you mine
But he is apparently stalking Natto now.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Just remember
Stalking is the most intense form of love
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Which is why being destalkified has left me pining for violent threats and terrible logic.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be awesome if it wasn’t my former boyfriend from college.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Your former boyfriend is stalking Johnny!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Did we date in college? That would be quite an accomplishment for me as I never went to college.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
A girl once accused me of stalking her. She was living in Hong Kong at the time. I hadn’t spoken or written to her in months.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
My saving grace is that it’s the occasional phone call, some emails and tracks me on the internet. He lives in Laguna Beach so at least he won’t be standing on the corner.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Doesn’t qualify as stalking. I knew a guy who was actually stalked. As in, she sat in the bushes; she showed up not-so-mysteriously in places he had just left, usually interrogating his friends about his activities and whereabouts; delivered a set of knives to his house, each one decorated with a red ribbon. Then she accused him of rape.
to me, that’s stalking. What’s happening to you sounds like not taking a hint.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It was mentioned an “internet stalker” not the in-the-bushes stalker.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Eh, what timmeh is describing can still be pretty unsettling.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm sure.
I’ve never been on the receiving end.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not to mention I’m probably a bit older than you.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Don’t underestimate him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m actually quite LOLd.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, are you guys sure the Giants raise their banner today?
because all I am seeing on ESPN.com is that the Red Sox and Yankees play today.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
In fairness there is also a big story on Brian Wilson on the MLB page
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
This morning, I walked past a guy dressed in Cardinal gear while on my way to the office. I barely noticed him. I was too busy staring at the “Kiss the Ring” wrap on the Examiner and enjoying the being in the middle of a sea of orange. Forget the Cardinals, this series isn’t about them.
Let’s go celebrate.
Adopted Giant - Carlos "Don't Call Me Wallaby" Willoughby
I feel like the focus being on the ceremonies could lead to some bad losses,
which a 2-4 team hoping to contend really can’t afford in the early going.
Maybe with Sanchez
it will keep him from thinking too much about pitching. He seems to benefit from distraction.
Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.
You’re completely right but I think it’s unavoidable. The next two days are something that both the players and fans have been waiting for all their lives.
Adopted Giant - Carlos "Don't Call Me Wallaby" Willoughby
by j14 on Apr 8, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Lineup
Torres CF,
F Sanchez 2B,
Huff 1B,
Posey C,
Sandoval 3B,
Burrell LF,
Belt 1B,
Tejada SS,
J Sanchez P
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
2 1B!
Sneaky Bochy
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
MCC Blows ass!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SPHINCTER SNIFFER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
GONAD GOBBLER
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
TAINT TICKLER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PATE PETTER
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
LABRUM LICKER
No relation to Matt Cain...
by Caine Black Knife on Apr 8, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
SPHINCTER SEIZER
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Apr 8, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Have rec.
I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Greatest invention ever?
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And it's available in camo
Win, Lose, Or Tie, Raiders Til I Die!!
Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 8, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s so discrete!
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 8, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
so excited
I BEEN HIGH I BEEN LOW
I BEEN YES AND I BEEN OH HELL NO
I BEEN ROCK N ROLL N DISCO
WON’T YOU SAVE ME SAN FRANCISCO
Dad of Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
I sat by myself in bars, I was driven home in state-owned cars
I was filled with so much hate until I saw the Golden Gate
Until my sweetheart took me by the hand and led me to the Promised Land
Does anyone know where you can look up stats in the minor leagues?
I’m mostly interested in looking up when Buster, Pablo, Cain, etc. served in the minors, how quickly they moved up the ranks, and so on. Is there anywhere on the intarwebs where that information is easily available?
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 10:13 AM PDT reply actions
Fangraphs
Go to the player page by doing a search
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
er
I guess that’s a recent thing though, they don’t have minor league stuff for Matt Cain
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
There’s a minors tab on each player’s profile on baseball reference.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Several. Baseball-reference, fangraphs, thebaseballcube, firstinning.com. Thebaseballcube for completeness, firstinning for quick looks at some more interesting stats. Minorleaguesplits may be alive again, too.
Thanks. I’m having fun disappearing down the rabbit hole.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Coutdown till the Home Opener!
I wonder how many ppl are missing work, class, etc for todays home opener.
Im stuck at work so i guess i have to watch the play-by-play on ESPN’s gamecast :p

Unofficial SF Giants Designs
I don't make a buck off my poster designs. I do it for the love of the SF Giants, passion for design and for my fellow SF Giants fans!
by jaewong on Apr 8, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Nice work.
I made sure to bring my radio to work!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Radioless
Since i live in NYC, I can at least get the KNBR Giants pre-game on the streaming radio :p
Unofficial SF Giants Designs
I don't make a buck off my poster designs. I do it for the love of the SF Giants, passion for design and for my fellow SF Giants fans!
2011 Champs, huh?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Got too ahead of myself...
Ah i guess i designed this too fast to realize that i put 2011! Well I hope the Giants REPEAT again in 2011 esp to show Sports Illustrated whats up….take that East Coast Bias!
Unofficial SF Giants Designs
I don't make a buck off my poster designs. I do it for the love of the SF Giants, passion for design and for my fellow SF Giants fans!
I thought that was intentional!
No relation to Matt Cain...
by Caine Black Knife on Apr 8, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Lol
Lets hope my 2011 typo rings true this year for a repeat! =)
Unofficial SF Giants Designs
I don't make a buck off my poster designs. I do it for the love of the SF Giants, passion for design and for my fellow SF Giants fans!
The only thing wrong with this poster
is the trophy is under Westbrook.
Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.
I was thinking that too...
Couldnt find the right photos of these guys to accommodate the trophy under Sanchy =(
Unofficial SF Giants Designs
I don't make a buck off my poster designs. I do it for the love of the SF Giants, passion for design and for my fellow SF Giants fans!
Swap them
No relation to Matt Cain...
by Caine Black Knife on Apr 8, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
NO FAIR!
WHY DOES HE GET TWO USER NAMES?
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Well...
Because he has his own website, which makes him cooler than you.
I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Old username
I abandoned the old username bc i didn’t want to come off too spammy…my fellow Giants fans here weren’t too welcoming of that (apologies!)
Unofficial SF Giants Designs
I don't make a buck off my poster designs. I do it for the love of the SF Giants, passion for design and for my fellow SF Giants fans!
Off to the yard...
have a good GDT.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
If I may ask a favor, please?
Can someone who is watching make a screen grab of the flag being raised? It would be most appreciated.
Thank you!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions
The more the better!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
My boss just said to a female coworker
“What cute little jugs”
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Were they?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
they were
they are miniature bottles that are shaped like 1 gallon milk jugs.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
That's okay
I used to work in a 5th grade classroom, and a group of girls wasn’t moving, so I said, “Come on, girls.” One of them jokingly replied, “Don’t ‘come on’ us,” and before my brain registered how it all sounded, I replied, “I’ll ’come on” you all I want."
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
eek
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The French girl I used to date had an incomplete understanding of the English language. She used the word ‘come’ in a lot of ways that were confusing and hilarious. I never clued her in on the double meaning.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wish this were a setting where I could comfortably describe her various missuses.
Anyway, to your point: I really have no idea. Could certainly be the case.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
it should be
plus, “take a shit”? I’m giving a shit. Or leaving it.
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Ikimasu ka?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back.
And tell thy king I do not seek him now;
But could be willing to march on to Calais
Without impeachment: for, to say the sooth,
Though ‘tis no wisdom to confess so much
Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,
My people are with sickness much enfeebled,
My numbers lessened, and those few I have
Almost no better than so many French;
Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
I thought upon one pair of English legs
Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me, God,
That I do brag thus! This your air of France
Hath blown that vice in me: I must repent.
Go therefore, tell thy master here I am;
My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk,
My army but a weak and sickly guard;
Yet, God before, tell him we will come on,
Though France himself and such another neighbour
Stand in our way. There’s for thy labour, Montjoy.
Go bid thy master well advise himself:
If we may pass, we will; if we be hinder’d,
We shall your tawny ground with your red blood
Discolour: and so Montjoy, fare you well.
The sum of all our answer is but this:
We would not seek a battle, as we are;
Nor, as we are, we say we will not shun it:
So tell your master.
Can I just summarize that for him, Hank?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Question
Shift-A but does anyone know where I might be able to watch the flag raising? I’m in LA and I don’t know if mlb.tv or csnbayarea.com are going to be streaming the pregame. Thanks.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No relation to Matt Cain...
by Caine Black Knife on Apr 8, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
LINK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
No relation to Matt Cain...
by Caine Black Knife on Apr 8, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
MATTRESS DISCOUNTERS!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I SLEEP IN A VAN
YES, YES, DOWN BY THE RIVER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHEN I HATED MY JOB I WOULD THREATEN TO QUIT AND LIVE BY THE TRACKS
MY BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WIFE DID NOT LIKE THIS IDEA VERY MUCH
Where I grew up there were train tracks down by the river.
So that would have worked out just fine.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
IF SHE WERE THAT BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED
YOU COULD BE A KEPT MAN.
MANY PLACES I COULD BE
EXCEPT WE LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO
Very good article, good stuff.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
If Jon ever cuts his BB/9 down to ~2 like Randy did
He can win some Cy Youngs.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
RJ was like Sanchy when he was young, tho. It’s possible.
Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.
Anything is possible
Most of the time pitchers don’t just stop walking that many people, but I guess it could happen.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Except that RJ had velocity to spare, so he could dial it back a bit to where he could control his pitches and still be more than effective. I’m not sure Sanchez is in that position. His wildness doesn’t stem from throwing the ball 100 miles per hour.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
It seems like it stems from brain farts. I have seen guys recover from that with sports psychologists. Maybe he needs to watch what he eats, too, just to be on the safe side.
Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.
I have seen guys recover from that with sports psychologists.
Like Tomko
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
Is velocity data available to test this assertion?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
So I guess this is the day I buy MLB Audio.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It's much better
You get to pick which announcers you want.
I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Today is the day I might get the full MLB At-Bat app.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
And done.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shift-A: Hi Everyone!!
I’m so excited for Opening Day!! And the flag being raised! And Grant got his video after all! Today is just MAGIC! :D :D :D
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
MCC: Serious thought provoking questions don’t come flying out of our sarcastic brains quite as quickly as flippant answers
by Prussian Creole on Apr 8, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
Good news!
Still sad that it came down to that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
deeply depressing, in fact
and I really can’t believe Cal is blowing so much money on its football program
rec'd
Now we just need to save the University of California.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
A longer article someone just linked me to.
by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa. Brett Gardner knew he was picked off and adjusted his slide to the outside of the bag to avoid the tag.
That was pretty cool.
I never understand how everyone can be overrated on the Yankees except him.
JABBA WARMING UP IN THE BULLPEN!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
This
That guy is an OBP machine who sees a shit-ton of pitches.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Paid less than the GDP of Brazil.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT ARE THESE KNBR IDIOTS LAUGHING ABOUT??
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YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK!!
HAR HAR HAR HAR!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NO U
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
WHAW HAW HAW HAW HO HO HO
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Today might be the day . . .
I become sick at lunch and need to go home.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Apr 8, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions
Dammit . . .
missed 11:11.
/feels flaccid , , ,
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Apr 8, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Red Sox
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They can totally comeback from being 2 runs down
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Obviously
I’m just amused that the fans are already booing
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Actually I was been sarcastic…considering what they’ve done in the past 6 games.
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plus, John Lackey is pitching
Jacob Dunnington
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 8, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Eesh
Hughes fastball is still down around 89-90
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but that rotation will not be a problem!
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Homerun by Pedroia!
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I think we was at 92-94 last year
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Yeah, but even in 2010 it was down more so towards the end of the year.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe Rivera forgot to teach Hughes the cutter
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He’s a big guy and it looks like he’s almost short-arming the ball. Of course for all I know his motion is perfectly sound. I’m just in this for aesthetics.
by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
No he doesn't
He got shelled in his last outing. We’ll see what happens here.
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Hughes is only getting publicity cause he pitches for the Yankees. It’s the Andy Pettite effect
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again…cause he pitches for the Yankees. Can you imagine if Buster, Belt, Lincecum, or Bumgarner were Yankee prospects?
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Unless his name is Joba
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Jobba Chamberlain approves of this message.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Well...
He was named after his Great-Uncle, Jobba the Hut.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not saying he’s horrible. Just that he’s not the next coming of Roy Halladay.
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I never thought he was and I never got the sense that people were trying to convince me otherwise!
But a homegrown #2 or semi-ace is certainly worth cheering about if you’re a Yankees’ fan! He certainly seems like he could be pretty darned good. Better than Pettitte, at least.
Crawford leading off
someone had a talk
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I'm hoping they start 0-10
Just imagine, if the Sawx lose just 4 more games they’ll be 10 games below .500, which could be too big a hole to climb out of in the AL East. Granted, it will mean that the Yankees will have to win some games, still how hilarious would it be if they signed both AdGone and Crawfore, but still missed the playoffs. I know they’re not out of it now, but they’re not too far away from doing some real damage.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
PedroiAH hits it over the MonstAH
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erra
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CHOWDAH!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Red Beard Pete: All right, all right we don´t need a roll call. Ok, first order of business. Picking a location for next year´s convention. Any ideas?
Bartholomew: AR-R-R-R-R-RKANSAS!!
Red Beard Pete: Maybe. Anyone else?
Pirate 1: MADAGASCAR-R-R-R-R-R!
Red Beard Pete: Nice one.
Dinkins: Boston.
Red Beard Pete: Hmmm, Boston? Kind of an odd choice.
Dinkins: Bear with me. We can drive there and when we arrive, we can PARK THE CA-R-R-R IN THE HAR-R-RVAR-R-R-RD YA-R-R-R-R-RD!!!
Wicked Awesome.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
SULLY!!
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Mickey!!
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
bondslegend is some sort of amoral bastard
He just picked up Russell Martin in the MCC fantasy league. He also has Broxton and Furcal.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Dude is all about the pokemonz
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
I think that calls for a banning myself, of course he could go all bondslegend on your league and tear the whole thing down, but I still think it’s justified.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
He's not even winning his match this week!
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
BONDSLEGEND AND SIRM, SITTING IN A TREE!!
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F-U-C…oops sorry, wrong song.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I dropped Martin in my NL keeper’s league and I am starting to regret it.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
How did you have him?
Isn’t SIRM playing for the Yankees?
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Keeper’s league, he was on the Dodgers last year.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
SIRM just doubled off of Lackey
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That was Granderson. SIRM is at the plate now.
by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
correction: Gunderson doubled
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dang it
I can’t spell at all today
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I’m living in a glass house here.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Yah this game is going to be 5 hours long
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
John Lackey and Phil Hughes combined for 41 pitches in the first inning. Exactly zero missed swings.
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It’s like they’re playing cricket!
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Once again
The eventual World Series winner will not be coming out of the AL East, LOL.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
I don’t get the Red Sox love. I mean EVERY SINGLE ESPN DUDE PICKED THEM TO WIN THE AL. They have Beckett and Lackey and Gyorball in their rotation. How is that a good thing?
Yes their offense is very good, but their staff is not, same for the Yankees. I don’t see either team making it to the WS, adn I am not sure that one of them will win the AL East.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
There were three who didn’t, picking the White Sox, Yankees, and Rays.
I bet they’re just unbearably smug right now.
"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
What are the odds of that? Seems close to impossible
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
preview for a documentary about Andres Torres
http://www.youtube.com/user/yungogigante
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
is it Vungo or Yungo?
i’ve seen it spelled both ways
Jacob Dunnington
by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 8, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Yungo
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
apparently yungo
that’s the way they have it spelled on their website and youtube
Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.
That looks good.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I had a delicious Kobe Beef burger, with Gorgonzola and swiss cheese, along with bacon and lettuce.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like a $20 burger
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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It was
Business lunch though, so I’m just going to expense it.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
CHA CHING!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I always feel bad ordering expensive things on business lunches.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“You know what? I’ll just have a beer, thanks.”
"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Was minced tooth fairy drizzled over that? If not, throw it away.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Minced tooth fairy was on the side, next to the chopped Easter bunny.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I prefer diced spotted owl and unicorn reduction myself.
by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
That sounds great.
I have to admit that I’m a little perplexed by the thought of turning Kobe beef into hamburger.
"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I bet it’s not a kobe steak but rather other parts of the “kobe” beef. Or even trimmings.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
Shoot. I want a burger now.
"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Reheated soup.
It started out as white bean and kale soup with red snapper on Sunday,
But I’ve been adding more veggies to stretch out the pot so now it’s just…
I don’t know. I’m poor.
"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Bag of Chex Mix and a bottle of water
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
COFFEE
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probably nothing
I had a burrito last night and I’m still full.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I want a Big Gulp Slurpee.
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Oh man. Those are so good!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Bah! The only close 7-11 is over the bridge by the Rose Garden, and my alternator belt is broken! Stupid Germans!!
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If it makes you feel any better
My car is in the shop now as well. Leaking power steering fluid.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I’m sure I have that wrong, too.
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LOVIN' YOUR FANCY PRECISION MACHINES NOW, EH??
My car has 225,000 miles on it and has only broken several times recently!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
which reminds me
If anyone is in the market for a 2000 Jetta in basically good condition but a potentially wonky torque converter or transmission, let me know. Blue book give that reservation is probably low 3000s, we’d be perfectly happy to take less.
i had a latte
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mountain Dew
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be having some leftover thai green curry with pork.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Yankees
Lackey is going to last 3 innings
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LOL AL EAST PITCHING
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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
BEST DIVISION IN BASEBALL!
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Yankees announcer
the current score is 3-2, but I don’t think that will be the final score.
Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.
I've seen about 7-10 Jeter ABs this year
And I have not seen him hit the ball in the air once.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
But, but...
He’s the Captain, on his way to 3,000 hits, and in case you haven’t heard HE’S CLUTCH!
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Calm groundouts.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Damn.
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CALM GROUNDERS
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If you want to laugh
Take a look at what is left on Lackey’s contract
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
or josh beckett’s
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
or Barry Zito’s Dice-k’s
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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I love the booing from Fenway
Can’t really blame em though, the Red Sox have only won 2 world series in the past decade.
I don’t like the line of reasoning.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Phil Hughes sucks
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Here’s a live stream…
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Of an eagle taking care of it’s little ones.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Seriously?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow, not a fan of eagles apparently
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Appears not..
Gallo’s gonna shit a brick when he sees this.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I am puzzled by the apparent rancor.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Post a pic of mosh girl and watch the fireworks!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Add in a picnic basket with some fried chicken inside and it sounds like a lovely evening.
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
that's not a rancor
that’s Jeremy Piven. Don’t go to the ballgame on Star Wars night.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hughes is just doing fantastic
1 IP, 1 ER, 4 Hs, 1BB
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make that
1 2/3 IP, 3 ER, 5 Hs, 1 BB
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Pedroia’s a bad ass
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
Not a fan?
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
He is literally a donky.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
OK...
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't say Ass
Pedroia’s brother will show up.
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
17 minutes
Who had the over on Pedroia’s brother jokes?
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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This Yankees/Red Sox games is entertaining in a way, but I prefer pitching.
Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.
I’m rooting really hard for Adrian to do well this season and legitimize the NL West in the eyes of the east coast fans.
Oh it was Gonzalez up
I was like “where the fuck is Jeter?”
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
The Red Sox played a huge shift for Gonzalez. There was a mile of space between second and third. I thought Gonzalez went the other way well. Do defenses usually play him like this?
Probably…especially since Hughes can’t get it past 90 MPH
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Lincecum would be all "Just stand wherever. I am going to strike this fool out anyway".
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
/Satchel’d
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIM IN PINSTRIPES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Who is going to have the higher ERA by the end of this game
Hughes or Lackey?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Westbrook. POW!!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoever the Yankees long reliever is
Should probably start warming up
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL that's right!
It’s Big Fat Bartolo Colon!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Yankees pitching motto: We will throw our weight around
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LUMBERING GALOOT!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
haw haw haw
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Livan’s going to be so pissed.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
A WHIFF OF COLON!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I can’t believe he makes David Wells look svelte.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
moooooooooooooo
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I'm trying to picture
A 260 pound Tim Lincecum coming out of the bullpen for the Yankees in 2023
Shift - A: YOU PEOPLE TAKE TO MUCH!
In other news…THE GIANTS ARE FINALLY BACK IN SF!
Also, LOLYANKEESSOX.
I’ll stop typing in caps now.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
Oh fail...
TALK. Not take. TALK.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
Sweet
I’d like to work 8-9 months a year and bitch about how much I make incessantly.
I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
LAZY TEACHERS!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THUGS 4 EVA!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope this chasm.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
For once it's not chasm..
And I’m sure that most of you given your geography will disagree with me, but I can’t stand listening to teachers bitch, piss, whine and moan about making a decent salary, with unbelievable benefits and getting to retire in their 50’s, while working 8-9 months a year and having absolute job security. I’m not saying it’s the best job in the world, but it isn’t even close to being the worst. The average teacher makes somewhere in the low $40’s or about $10k more than the average American, but that’s before you even get to the benefits, job security, work schedule and pensions. So please, teachers, stop complaining—and more importantly stop complaining to my kids—about how little you make. Don’t like your job, do what the rest of us do, quit and find something else.
I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
you have no idea of how much teachers work, how much of their own money they put into it, how little support they get, how many unpaid hours they put in, how low their pay is for most of their working years, and how much they get shit from jerks like you.
"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker
Fuck yes! I want my educators treated like McDonalds employees!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
CHEATING THE GAME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TAKE
These broken wings.
And learn to fly again.
Learn to live soooo free.
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Gah.
"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
Yeah, sure you’ll stop typing in caps.
You talk the take, but do you walk the wake?
"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Benitez would balk the bake!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Why haven’t I seen a leaked picture of the Giants World Series ring yet?? I’m impatient…
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
Extra innings on cable
I’m getting a free preview at the moment. Even if you haven’t paid for it, you might want to check to see if it is on.
Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!
Maybe it's cuz I'm so used to watching good pitching
But this shit is not fucking baseball. Terrible pitching
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Yankees beat writer agrees with you...
This is beer league softball, but without the grace.
Ledger_Yankees Just now
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"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."
Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian
it's painful to watch
thank God another game is about to start
by BusterHomerun on Apr 8, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the NL West might be the best division in baseball.
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
No, no, no, no
Everyone knows it’s the AL East, I meant that’s where the Sawx and the Yankees play, how could it not be the best.
I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Good choice
The AL East has deep pitching too, I mean they’ve got CC and Lester and Matusz and, well, and, okay so no one else comes to mind, but it’s the best.
I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!
by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean
The Blue Jays or Rays would compete for first in the NL West. The Orioles would be in the mix too.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
No
But any pitcher in the AL would be better in the NL on the aggregate, if only because 1/9 of the hitters they’d face would be shit.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
So this is 'Chasm right?
"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."
What are you getting?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Sounds like you don't have much figured out.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You know you have people that really consider you friends. So there’s that.
Some people don’t even have friends :(
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
IS THIS A SLAM AT ME?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
COLON!!!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Look out!
The Blob is on the mound!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Choppiness
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/4/8/2098953/open-gamethread-4-8
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
In section 118 currently. Jon Miller is wearing a tux (no tails though).
"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff
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