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Giants/Cardinals Series Preview

The Cardinals were supposed to be contenders this season, and they still may be a serious factor in the NL Central, but injuries to Adam Wainwright and Matt Holliday have certainly hurt their chances. Allow me to present a conspiracy theory. I propose that Holliday ate Wainwright’s ulnar collateral ligament, which then settled in Holliday’s appendix. Because appendices aren’t part of the digestive tract, Holliday’s appendix exploded, and now the Cardinals are keeping the whole thing quiet.

With that settled, let’s move on to preview the Cardinals. Wait, first, allow me to rant one more time about MLB Advanced Media. I’m a simple man. I like watching bearded shortstops exchange punches with brash rednecks. I will pay money to relive these moments if they are not available for free. This used to be a video of Will Clark fighting with Jose Oquendo and Ozzie Smith on second base. It was removed due to a copyright claim. Now no one can see it. You can’t buy it.

Star-divide

There are, like, two guys with a VHS copy of this fight. The first has it sandwiched between copies of "Short Circuit 2" and "Mannequin" that were taped when HBO had a free preview weekend. The tape is slowly eroding, and it isn’t doing anyone any good. The second guy had the sense to digitize it and share it with the world because he is a benevolent technowizard. His heroic efforts were denied, and he doesn’t feel like doing it again. 

You know what you made me do, MLB? You made me watch this video of a stand-up comic who used Candy Maldonado’s name as a punch line. It came up in a video search, and those two minutes aren’t coming back. I understand that it will take a while to digitize, index, and upload 80,000 games, so I know it’s unrealistic to expect every game in the history of televised baseball on demand. But before you tattle to YouTube, at least make a distinction between the stuff that you already offer for sale and the esoterica that only nerds care about. A fight from the ‘80s isn’t going to be found on some Mel Allen-narrated DVD you’re peddling in the MLB Store.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, LOOK AT THE GRAINY PICTURE OF THE FIGHT! DOESN’T IT LOOK AWESOME? NOW PICTURE CANDY MALDONADO JUMPING INTO THE PILE ELBOW FIRST. IT WAS THE GREATEST THING THIS 10-YEAR-OLD BOY HAD EVER WATCHED. PLEASE LET ME RELIVE THIS FORMATIVE MOMENT IN MY LIFE. I WILL PAY MONEY.

I will pay money.

Oh, uh, the preview. The Cardinals have started the season 2-4, just like the Giants. They’ve been padred already this season, just like the Giants. Seems like we have a lot in common, and we’d probably get along great. The video of the fight wouldn’t be to rile us up -- I just want to see it again.

Hitter to watch:

Albert Pujols is hitting .182/.240/.318. This is the beginning of a swift decline. The beginning of the end. What, he’s going to go nuts against the Giants and raise his numbers up to his career averages in the span of, like, six at-bats? I’d like to see that. Dude’s a .182 hitter.

Pitcher to watch

Miguel Batista is still in organized baseball. In fact, he’s pitching high-leverage innings as a reliever for the Cardinals. I wonder if when the Cardinals faced the Padres, the San Diego bullpen circled Batista on motorcycles and taunted him for not being good enough to make the Padres’ low-A team.

Prediction

No one goes one-flap down after a home run, even though they really should.

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Kenny Lofton and David Bell

That is all I have to say about this series.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 7:11 AM PDT reply actions  

My god

That was such a fucking great game. One of the all-time underrated playoff games in baseball history.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Apr 8, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was there

I cried

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Also cried, fucking Jose Oquendo.

I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will forever love this picture

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the guy in the jacket who seems to be calling him safe even though the catcher is nowhere near the plate?

Or is he just pretending to be an airplane?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 8, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like Cheeseburger

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Apr 8, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

YAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE CARDINALS ARE DEAD

THE GIANTS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

best slide ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was my favorite picture of the decade. I even looked up who took this picture and sent him an email thanking him for such a wonderful shot.

When it ran in the paper. it was cropped so all you could really see was the ump, Bell and the catcher, and Bell looked all alone sprawled on the plate.

Guy should have won a Pulitzer for that.

by haemaker on Apr 8, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It really is an amazing shot. Did he reply to your email?

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 8, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Part of a BCC: as many, many people sent him congrats. Sent a link on how to buy the pic from the AP.

by haemaker on Apr 8, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cool that he responded. This picture would make for an awesome framed shot to hang on the wall.

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 8, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There I so much awesome here.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mike Matheny

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Apr 8, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also Edgar Renteria and starting pitcher Matt Morris! (not pictured)

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 8, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this better than the Howard one.

Just because, back then I so badly wanted to beat that team. ‘87 still stung. And it was so awesome that they did it at home. All the people just going nuts. The fact that Lofton hit the GWRBI. And Miller’s call. Man, it was awesome. I will be very pleased if we sweep them.

Starting the season with Dodgers, Padres, Cardinals is a fantastic crucible so early in the season.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia's celebratory leap is HOF caliber.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Adoptive dad of Andrew Romo. Hope he's half the beard-grower his big brother is.

by EliminateMe on Apr 8, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

This discussion is not complete

without one of my favorite Giants related YT videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJLccqgMJ8

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

John Miller is amazing.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That call by Miller was so awesome.

THE MAN THEY LOVE TO HATE IN ST.LOUIS!

THE CARDINALS ARE DEAD!

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always love that video.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 8, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

God

Santiago doing that little spin after he hit the home run.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 8, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper’s call of Benito’s homerun still gives me the chills everytime I hear it. One of my all-time favs calls. Almost as good as Flemming’s voice cracking on Edgar’s homerun.

by Section B, Row 1 on Apr 8, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

many thanks for this clip

Dude I have been looking for a video of Benito’s blast forever, still my favorite home run in my lifetime…

by Matty Font on Apr 8, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta start sometime, might as well be a trip down memory lane

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 8, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked that the sign said “Pacific Bell Park.” When I see it saying AT&T now, all I can think of is the slow internet on my I Phone.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Apr 8, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking love this video. I start tearing up when Bell slides and Kuip (I think?) yells in the background, “OUTSIDE!” Pure awesome.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Apr 8, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Real facts and evidence face faith? Who let that happen?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I know who wins that match up.

by biff pocoroba on Apr 8, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so excited

I get to watch in person today as the Giants raise the championship flag and I get to lustily boo Tony LaRussa. WIN-WIN.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Apr 8, 2011 7:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Me too! Can’t wait.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Apr 8, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Apr 8, 2011 7:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Now I’m even more excited, I just got out the backpack we take to games and found $30 left over from the last game we went to!

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by Merope on Apr 8, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

sweet!

Just enough for a crab sandwich!

You better get on the road soon dude. PUT IN THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YES!!! YES!!!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

-1 for Hawk Harrelson reference.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Merope told a story once that involved saying that as they were packing to go on a trip which still makes me laugh, an does every time I hear Harrelson say that.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

We aim to be out of here by 8:45 or 9. Usually leaving earlier just means sitting in “cross town traffic”. Gotta give last minute instructions to the cat sitter, too.

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by Merope on Apr 8, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going Sunday. I’ve been preparing for a week now.

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT!!!!!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't wait

Gotta work but it’ll be on MLB Gameday and the radio

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 8, 2011 7:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Rec’d for the picture.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 7:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Yesterday was boring.

Stayed up all night to free time to watch this!! Hopefully I won’t fall asleep during….

by treetripper on Apr 8, 2011 7:36 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL
Oh, let me introduce you to the fellas. Stephen is a brilliant astrophysicist who came up with the Spinks-Harbaugh Theorem, and Charles is a classically trained pianist who trained under Zzarodric Szmbbz before composing sixteen well-received concertos. Marcus is a Rhodes Scholar who also starred in an off-Broadway production of J.D. Salinger’s musical Just Pick Up the Phone and Call, and Norrin rides some sort of galactic surfboard around the galaxy to serve as a herald for a god-like cosmic entity.

And this is Joe Blanton. He likes to pick his nose and eat it.

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/4/8/2096671/why-its-okay-to-root-for-a-player-on-the-royals-phillies-or-astros

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 7:37 AM PDT reply actions  

that author is a jerk

who clearly hates the Giants.

When I was a young lad, my favorite team was the Giants.

Professional writers choose their words advisedly. NOTE THE USE OF PAST TENSE!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE SAID WHAT HE MEANT!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that he’s all grown-up and his pockets filled with cephalopod-related boodle, he’s an ironic hipster rooting for the Royals and Astros!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey man, the Giants are talented but they are just too mainstream. I liked them back in ’84 before it was cool.”

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Potatoes? Fuck it, cut em up!

by apistat on Apr 8, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let me ask you a question. How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 8, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes I put a potato in the oven in case I want a baked potato later

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can make good baked potatoes in the microwave

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be ridiculous

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2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s all I know!

by chilibean_3 on Apr 8, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

not the same.

in any event, I was just referencing Mitch Hedburg, same as Grant Squidsbee up there.

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You’d never see an ‘Escalator is out of order’ sign, just ‘Escalator temporarily stairs.’ Sorry for the convenience.

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 8, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

My apartment was infested with Koala bears

It was the cutest infestation ever

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Apr 8, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no!

I have my root canal scheduled with Dr. Acula today! At sundown!

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for the new pharma ads to go up next week

McCovey Chronicles brought to you by Cialis! ©

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant "Boioioioioing" Brisbee

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty low on the list of terrible things people have been paid $85 to do that involve cialis.

by apistat on Apr 8, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is married

So actually taking Cialis would be pretty pointless.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it would be rather pointy.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Howie

He would know.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you already sold the rights to your name to Ticket Squid? Squid McBrisbee right?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cthluhu McSuckerHug

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they giving you two outdoor bathtubs as well ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Apr 8, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I used to have a sad until I tried the new Boner Juice from Pfizer!”

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know if mlb.tv will cover the actual flag raising event or just the game? If the latter, is CSN (or whoever has the rights to this game) covering the flag raising?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Apr 8, 2011 7:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes, CSN will carry all of the pregame activity. They go on the air at Noon for everything.

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they streaming online?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Apr 8, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

At noon?

Oh Dear. I can feel the sickness coming on.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 8, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yah this is my big question

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

EAST COAST BIAS SAYS

WHAT FLAG CEREMONY, IT’S NOT 4TH OF JULY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this series.

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 7:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Friday: Flag raising
Saturday: Ring ceremony
Sunday: NL ROY presentation

That’s a lot of hardware. I almost don’t care how it turns out.

Almost.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Apr 8, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t really imagine a “good way”

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 8, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caused by joy.

btw, nice post time.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 8, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think today will be the day I am forced to buy MLB.tv. I was going to try and not buy it this year.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 7:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if the ring ceremony will be broadcast.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect it would be on the “sports pack”-type coverage on TV services but I imagine not on MLB.TV.

I have been enjoying the Extra Innings preview and have had to restrain myself several times from signing up again. MUST RESIST MARKETING 1-877-KARS FOR KIDS…

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I caved and renewed Extra Innings

I am a slave to baseball.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah well, think about that $5,000,000 and some Pirates Orioles game in late August… you aren’t going to want to watch that!

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by Merope on Apr 8, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the thing, I’m most likely to watch Yankees games, which are either already on Fox or HSN or AMC or whatever other networks have enslaved MLB, or are on at 4 before I can get to them.

And the Saturday blackout of everything means no baseball nap, surely one of the most tragic losses our nation has ever suffered. In addition to limiting us to one game they ruin the 3rd-6th inning nap with LOUD COMMERCIALS AND BUMPER MUSIC and EXPLOSION SOUNDS and ERIC KARROS.

Really between the Giants and minor league webcasts and, in emergencies, the AAAA’s, it’s hard to justify the expense for me. I ordered a Slingbox ripoff so I could watch games on the road but I’m not expecting much as reviews for those things seem to be pretty negative (except for the KNBR promos, LOL Flem).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

but I imagine not on MLB.TV.

I think you’re right. I need to find someone who has direct TV and skip out of work early.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Tivo lineup says the game will start recording CSN at 12:45, and there’s a 12:00 pregame show too.
I’m recording both, obviously

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 8, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well done on holding out for so long.

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Apr 8, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you fucking rain

Don’t you dare fucking rain.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 7:52 AM PDT reply actions  

It sunny and crisp here in the Mission (~2 miles west of PacT&T)

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can see a few puffy clouds down towards the airport, but nice for now. No wind to speak of at the moment either.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to drive up to Colfax (from Folsom) yesterday and I got snowed on.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Apr 8, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find asking the clouds nicely works most of the time but don’t abuse that little secret.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 8, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Know what today is?

Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later, when it gets dark
We go home

Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later a movie, too
And then home

Oh, it’s such a perfect day
I’m glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on

Just a perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
It’s such fun

Just a perfect day
You made me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
Someone good

Oh, it’s such a perfect day
I’m glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 7:52 AM PDT reply actions  

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRROIN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn, 17th best RF of the last 5 years

The gap between Ichiro and 2nd place is larger than between 2nd and 20th.

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2011/4/7/2097274/the-best-right-fielders-of-the-past-5-years-suzuki-dominates-rios

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I love that guy

LOL Matsui trying to tag up at 2B the other day on a fly ball to Ichiro. LASER’D!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty glad we didn’t trade for Hart.

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by xanthan on Apr 8, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine if we’d traded Sanchez for him?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about Alex Rios? I think the Giants missed the truck on that one.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s making a ton of money still.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, ballsy move by the White Sox. Though, I thought he was a decent risk to take.

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by xanthan on Apr 8, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just looking at that contract

Talk about albatross: 7 years $69.8 million. It still has 4 years/$49 million left

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh..

He’s totally worth that money. 1 bad year (it was really bad), and he’s still averaging over 3 WAR/year in the last 5 years (and that’s including the year he was only worth .4 WAR)

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 8, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about these old trades the other day… what if they still had Liriano? Is Bumgarner pitching in Fresno on Opening Night?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so hard to say. Would Liriano’s arm have blown up as a Giant? There are some serious longevity issues with him.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better yet

If they still have Liriano, do they draft Heyward instead of Bumgarner?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worse yet

If they still have Liriano, would the 2010 Giants not won the World Series?

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a word...

No.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Apr 8, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe?

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

No..Likely no Lincecum, no Posey. no World Series 2010.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Apr 8, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

We probably wouldn’t have been in a position to draft Tim Lincecum and Buster Posey.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like this bizzaro reality.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Apr 8, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awful trade.

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by xanthan on Apr 8, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure how to read this

Why is the position value negative on this graph?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The positional adjustment for RF is -7.5 runs

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by xanthan on Apr 8, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, but the value appears to be different for each player?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably has something to do with games played in RF/other positions.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s based on playing time by position. For example, you’ve got players like Suzuki and Werth who are primarily RFs only. Zobrist, on the other hand, has played all over the diamond (2B, SS, 1B, CF, LF, RF). Thus, Zobrist’s PT at ‘tougher’ positions like SS and 2B make his positional adjustment higher.

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by xanthan on Apr 8, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got it. Thanks!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right

And someone like Abreu has significant time at DH to depress his value.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 8, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love the motorcycle refrence

I will be camping this weekend, of all weekends. No Banner, Ring or ROY trophie memories for me, just box scores on my phone. Have fun guys, hopefully MLB.TV will record some of the festivities (Ha Ha) for me to watch later. Probably not.

Lets go Gmen!

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Apr 8, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 8:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh yah

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bert

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn you!!!

FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Apr 8, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Partyin', Partyin'

YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Partyin', Partyin'

FUCK YEAH

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 8, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

fun fun fun fun

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol at girl eating her own hair

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by xanthan on Apr 8, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s caught in her braces.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it: Subject line! I can’t click off the whole sub-thread!

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone did use Subject lines.

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not bgunn.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

bgunn is just excited.

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I understand. It’s Friday after all

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posted this once already

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Apr 8, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is my favorite.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

FRIDAY FRIDAY

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL random dude in a bee keeper’s outfit.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

These Channel 11 broads are shrill. NEWSY!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 8:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Red Sox have found the cause of their losing streak
The Red Sox designated Dennys Reyes for assignment, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post. In corresponding moves, Boston placed Matt Albers on the 15-day disabled list and called up Alfredo Aceves and Felix Doubront.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Woo hoo

Going to the game today, so apologies in advance if we lose. Also, apologies in advance if you happen to sit near me.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Apr 8, 2011 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

STILL STALKING ME

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

FOR-EV-ER

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Apr 8, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember and miss that Will Clark fight as well...

..and I remember Roger Craig saying it was the fastest he’d ever seen Candy Maldonado run from 1st to 2nd and that he’d be expecting more stolen bases from him. Good times.

by MightySlacker on Apr 8, 2011 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Better run

MLB po-pos are coming

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perfectly good slide

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Apr 8, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ozzie Smith got owned by that elbow.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to Dan Patrick this morning

He made the comment that Omar Vizquel is a just as good (if not better) fielder as Ozzie Smith.

For some reason, I can’t compare the two in my head. But since Omar was a good Giant and Smith was on the Cardinals. I will concur with Patrick.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

from the grainy article:
As for Smith’s role, second base umpire Dutch Rennert said:
“I saw Clark swing but not Ozzie. They were bunched in there by then.”

In this video, Ozzie’s throwing punches, and the ump is looking right at them.

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 8, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ozzie Smith was a punk in that video. Throwing punches at the back of Clark’s head. Glad he got the People’s Elbow there at the end

by Rdubya on Apr 8, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Ozzie Smith. And Jose Oquendo.

<3 Candy.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Fairly is JITTERY!!

Thanks, though – I haven’t seen this since this game HAPPENED.

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

Screws up my post, though. Take your rec and go away until tomorrow.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 8, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should have more fights in baseball

The Twins should’ve mobbed Nick Swisher yesterday for taking out Nishioka, and then we could’ve seen Sabathia and Joba waddling in from the bullpen to jump on top of the pile.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Clark was straight mobbed.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

How many allergy attacks are you expecting this weekend?

You know, the kind that causes a major case of the sniffles cause I’m expecting really bad allergies this weekend, especially since I’m going to tomorrow night’s game

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Apr 8, 2011 8:48 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Personal OT: Sitting at a Peet's Coffee at UCLA before a depo

There are some very attractive females walking by.

BTW: If anyone tells my wife I typed this, I’m cutting people.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

/tells Calbearjd’s wife he’s staring at pretty girls.

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by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, I’m not so worried my wife finding out.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some guy just pull up a sandwich board about pizza by the slice

9:00 a.m. is not too early for pizza right?

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any time is good for pizza

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, so in my mind I read “Sitting at Peet’s Coffee” to the tune of “Friday”. I think I’m damaged.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dont worry, it will go away, away, away…

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh. that is surely damaged

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I SEE MY FRANZ.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah yes

Springtime at UCLA. It’s a beautiful thing, isn’t it?

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go up to Sunset Rec on a nice day

Malcolm Lee posted a picture on his twitter feed last week from there – nothing but people in swimsuits. Ahh… that weather was nice.

by freesia39 on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live at Sunset Rec

make the trek up there every Saturday. Stop at BruinCafe, grab a smoothie, slip a few shots of vodka in there…that’s what you call a solid Saturday afternoon.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 8, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

You must have a lot of posterboards lying around in your house.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

they were on sale for 1.99 each last time

I bought 10

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should get a white board

much more economic and environmentally safe

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s green.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bringing this to the game tomorrow!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Apr 8, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot

/grabs crotch

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never Forget.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stone Province update
Ishikawa sighting: Travis Ishikawa took batting practice in the indoor cage before the game, but Grizzlies manager Steve Decker said it would be “a couple of days” before he is activated. Ishikawa was outrighted to Triple-A Fresno on Wednesday after clearing waivers and spent 10 days away from baseball. He will play mostly first base but also DH and left field, Decker said.

http://www.fresnobee.com/2011/04/07/2341742/grizzlies-report-47.html#ixzz1IwsiJB3r

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa:

Never all that irritating, baffling for reasons that were not his fault, thoroughly effective at whatever his role happened to be. And, one time, he was totally awesome.

You’re alright, Travis. Hope it works out for you.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

10/10/10 Never forget!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 8, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, shiny!

I adopted a Waldis.
Bowkermania will never die, brother!

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 8, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where is that? 3rd at King? closer to 2nd? near the Odoul bridge?

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 8, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clock tower in the Willie Mays Plaza.

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc

by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

SAVE THE CLOCK TOWER

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

ClockTowerPower!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

the phrase “clock tower” gives me the shivers

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT GUY WAS EVERYWHERE

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

We used to break into the clock tower at Clark Kerr. It is kinda creepy, but also pretty neat.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a dong

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by xanthan on Apr 8, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brought to you by Cialis! ©

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT BRISBEE HERE FOR RIGIDSQUID!!!!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want it

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto and Gary Radish

invite you to get off their collective lawn!

And Ray Ratty specifically advises you to “do something else” because the Giants have “beat this thing into the ground” for weeks. And also “shut up about opening day! This is Game 7!”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I have the radio on as well. Really bad.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would anyone listen to Radnich?

/I’m no better because I listen to Jim Rome from 9AM to Noon.

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by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll listen to static before Rome.

Usually Gary is mostly guest interviews on Opening Day, sadly Ratoo showed up early today.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to listen to a lot of sports talk. Now, I just listen to Rome and that’s about it.

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by 49er16 on Apr 8, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to listen to a lot of sports talk. Now, I just listen to Rome Patrick and that’s about it.

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by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s in touch with the hip hop generation!

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 8, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You gots to get down with Gary!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s ready to go…right now

by Hyoton on Apr 8, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do people listen to Radnich? What do they get out of it?

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by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today, opening day coverage when I can’t get anything else.

Otherwise I hear him if driving somewhere or some other random occasion, and I find him amusing enough.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Smack-Off is on!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 8, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

today

you would get breaking news that Cal Baseball is reinstated.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rome’s inflection annoys the hell out of me. He says pretty much every sentence like its the final sentence on a topic. Tolbert sorta does the same.

by apistat on Apr 8, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least Tolbert doesn’t take himself seriously. Rome is the Jerry Springer of Sports talk radio.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich

Doesn’t seem to really like sports.

Mark DeRosa, still existing.

by oldjacket on Apr 8, 2011 9:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Christ, why does KNBR always get these yahoos who hate the Giants to talk on their radio shows? That and idiots who talk over people like Radnich. Ugh.

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by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Ratoo came early to beat the traffic and take a nap and avoid the yahoos!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Ratto: It would depend on his UZR.
Radnich: What’s that?

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by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He dropped a “small sample size” and a “UZR.” Makes nerd-talk sound flat out douche-y.

Baggs up next.

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by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

really?

“Baggs is just here to sell a book, he doesn’t care about opening day.”

Maybe living within range of KNBR is not a good thing for these events.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I listening to this?

I hate Radnich. OK, after Baggs Im done.

God, I hate my life, why am I not at the game?

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by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I will be joining Gary Radnich on KNBR shortly. Pray for me.

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well said Baggs.

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by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

“It does seem like there’s a Giants Nation now, with taking over parks in spring training and PETCO park…”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Radnich was not a total asshole to Baggs.

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by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He tends to play things the way his guests do, and Baggs is fairly serious.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even before now, the last two or three cities I've attended Giants away games

there have been pretty large groups of Giants fans. Seattle make sense (I swear there seemed to be at least 10-15K Giants fans at Safeco the last time I was there), but the one that surprised me a little was Kansas City in 08.

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by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 8, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should just talk Sabermetrics the whole team.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

whole time

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

hole time

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hole Song #2.

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by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, that would just cue all the old Sabrecats growling noises they used to play.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they did that only for Fitzgerald.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, they work through all those gags here and there on the other shows too.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wrote an email to csn last season

Telling them that Gary Radnich makes their pre and post game shows unwatchable. They wrote back basically saying, yeah, a lot of people don’t like him, but we signed a contract

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Candy with that flying elbow

remains one of my favorite Giants moments

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

greened

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
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by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

what time is the flag raising again?

12:45? I might go to the portwalk to see that. and buy garlic fries.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 8, 2011 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Right—12:45.

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by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know for sure if it is covered by Extra Innings? Those games just sort of start right before first pitch IIRC.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried about that.

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by kennv on Apr 8, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. At the very least I will have left work early for no reason. Oh well.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, someone tweeted this to me
Fred Lewis still a mistake trade, Eintsein? Sabean owns you.

Not sure what prompted it considering I never said that.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Who’s Eintsein? Was he as smart as Einstein?

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s as smart as that guy Norman Einstein?

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm mad

because in my OOTP league he ended up on Philadelphia and he’s hitting like .375.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

online league or solo?

we have openings!

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just solo, I never have time (notwithstanding my timewasting here) to stick to the download schedules. And I didn’t like the league I was in that much.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

we had a good run starting from 2004, doing about 4-5 seasons per year. after about 2028 or so, we decided to restart from 1985, with actual rookie classes coming in.

We usually do 3 downloads a week, but everyone is fairly casual about that.

If anyone else is interested, hit me up.

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the invite, I bet historical play works much better in a league (and I suppose you are doing recalc or whatever it’s called for player development).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, although the big prospects will be guys you heard of, you will still get some guys out of no where.

Bonds looks good though.

Our commissioner is a historian who has presented to SABR. He does an awesome job setting things up.

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a bit interested, if only to brush up on my MLB history. Let me think about it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool beans

I’ve asked again which teams are unmanned, so I can publish that.

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't hurt.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend who lurks on this site from time to time.

Yesterday, he sent me a text that said “Who is Dr Stankus???”

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol…I was wondering what horrific thing I might have said that would cause a comment, but it is of course my signature.

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting he would be more interested in who Dr. Stankus is rather than who Viliphied is, given the quote.

by haemaker on Apr 8, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He knows Viliphied.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a biblical sense?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t asked.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some things are better left a mystery.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure how the online leagues work

everyone has to have the same version, right? If so, what version do you play?

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by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are on the most current version. I forget which one that is, but the one that came out last year.

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Number 10, I believe. You guys making the switch to 11 when it comes out? (May, I think.)

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by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think so.

they have gotten better with the releases. Moving from 6.5 was a major hassle.

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOTP

Order of the Phoenix?

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Out of the Park Baseball

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten thousand dollaz, sucka!

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 8, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

22giagnates? or that other guy buster something

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look what he wrote to GRM!
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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah the internet

Displaying everybody’s neuroses to the world.

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by thehavenot on Apr 8, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this

22Gigantes, Buster something or another or Viktor Frankenstein?

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not Vic, he is intelligent and knows how to write.

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe BustatheRippa

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is the Busta guy

My stalker has changed targets. Sorry, Natto. =/

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured it was him. It amuses me that he targeted GRM too.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

-

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea why I’m so fascinated by this picture

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could it be the pattern of the garment worn by the person on Aurilia’s left?

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by iammclovin on Apr 8, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He may be sitting next to a tacky couch.

by apistat on Apr 8, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s sitting next to Heathcliff Huxtable

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

They let Richie on the Bonds jury?

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by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Sage Mock Turtleneck.

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by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably meant to tweet it to me

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is eerily reminiscent of the writing style of my anonymous coward internet stalker. Facts and reason are as nothing to him.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have an internet stalker?

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t everybody?? Mine’s an old French woman.

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They abandoned me; I am stalkerless. I probably shouldn’t have critiqued his stalking style.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have offered you mine

But he is apparently stalking Natto now.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

FINALLY! Some attention!

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember

Stalking is the most intense form of love

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why being destalkified has left me pining for violent threats and terrible logic.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome if it wasn’t my former boyfriend from college.

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by timmeh on Apr 8, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish.

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by timmeh on Apr 8, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we date in college? That would be quite an accomplishment for me as I never went to college.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A girl once accused me of stalking her. She was living in Hong Kong at the time. I hadn’t spoken or written to her in months.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My saving grace is that it’s the occasional phone call, some emails and tracks me on the internet. He lives in Laguna Beach so at least he won’t be standing on the corner.

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by timmeh on Apr 8, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t qualify as stalking. I knew a guy who was actually stalked. As in, she sat in the bushes; she showed up not-so-mysteriously in places he had just left, usually interrogating his friends about his activities and whereabouts; delivered a set of knives to his house, each one decorated with a red ribbon. Then she accused him of rape.

to me, that’s stalking. What’s happening to you sounds like not taking a hint.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was mentioned an “internet stalker” not the in-the-bushes stalker.

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by timmeh on Apr 8, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention I lived with him back in the ‘80s, haven’t seen him since. Just messages.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 8, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, what timmeh is describing can still be pretty unsettling.

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure.

I’ve never been on the receiving end.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention I’m probably a bit older than you.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t underestimate him.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually quite LOLd.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you guys sure the Giants raise their banner today?

because all I am seeing on ESPN.com is that the Red Sox and Yankees play today.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

In fairness there is also a big story on Brian Wilson on the MLB page

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw that.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This morning, I walked past a guy dressed in Cardinal gear while on my way to the office. I barely noticed him. I was too busy staring at the “Kiss the Ring” wrap on the Examiner and enjoying the being in the middle of a sea of orange. Forget the Cardinals, this series isn’t about them.

Let’s go celebrate.

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by j14 on Apr 8, 2011 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I feel like the focus being on the ceremonies could lead to some bad losses,

which a 2-4 team hoping to contend really can’t afford in the early going.

by Every6thDay on Apr 8, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe with Sanchez

it will keep him from thinking too much about pitching. He seems to benefit from distraction.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re completely right but I think it’s unavoidable. The next two days are something that both the players and fans have been waiting for all their lives.

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by j14 on Apr 8, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup

Torres CF,
F Sanchez 2B,
Huff 1B,
 Posey C,
Sandoval 3B,
Burrell LF,
Belt 1B,
Tejada SS,
J Sanchez P

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

2 1B!

Sneaky Bochy

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

MCC Blows ass!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

SPHINCTER SNIFFER

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

GONAD GOBBLER

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

TAINT TICKLER

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

COCCYX CARESSER

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 8, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

PATE PETTER

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have rec.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greatest invention ever?

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a clip of a guy driving with that thing on or is he on the bus?

by haemaker on Apr 8, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s in the back seat.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it's available in camo

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Independence=Nobody Likes You UTAH 17 byU 16
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS

by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 8, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good for the Padres.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so discrete!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 8, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

so excited

I BEEN HIGH I BEEN LOW
I BEEN YES AND I BEEN OH HELL NO
I BEEN ROCK N ROLL N DISCO
WON’T YOU SAVE ME SAN FRANCISCO

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by shanghaijim on Apr 8, 2011 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I sat by myself in bars, I was driven home in state-owned cars
I was filled with so much hate until I saw the Golden Gate
Until my sweetheart took me by the hand and led me to the Promised Land

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

TRAIN IS LIKE BETTER

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by shanghaijim on Apr 8, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly like all-caps, anyway. But yeah, that Hello Saferide song has some clanky lyrics.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYTHING IS SILLIER IN ALL-CAPS

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by shanghaijim on Apr 8, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know where you can look up stats in the minor leagues?

I’m mostly interested in looking up when Buster, Pablo, Cain, etc. served in the minors, how quickly they moved up the ranks, and so on. Is there anywhere on the intarwebs where that information is easily available?

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by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Fangraphs

Go to the player page by doing a search

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

er

I guess that’s a recent thing though, they don’t have minor league stuff for Matt Cain

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a minors tab on each player’s profile on baseball reference.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Several. Baseball-reference, fangraphs, thebaseballcube, firstinning.com. Thebaseballcube for completeness, firstinning for quick looks at some more interesting stats. Minorleaguesplits may be alive again, too.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I’m having fun disappearing down the rabbit hole.

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by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coutdown till the Home Opener!

I wonder how many ppl are missing work, class, etc for todays home opener.
Im stuck at work so i guess i have to watch the play-by-play on ESPN’s gamecast :p

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by jaewong on Apr 8, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Nice work.

I made sure to bring my radio to work!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 8, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Radioless

Since i live in NYC, I can at least get the KNBR Giants pre-game on the streaming radio :p

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by jaewong on Apr 8, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

2011 Champs, huh?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

and that, too.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got too ahead of myself...

Ah i guess i designed this too fast to realize that i put 2011! Well I hope the Giants REPEAT again in 2011 esp to show Sports Illustrated whats up….take that East Coast Bias!

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by jaewong on Apr 8, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Lets hope my 2011 typo rings true this year for a repeat! =)

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by jaewong on Apr 11, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing wrong with this poster

is the trophy is under Westbrook.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that too...

Couldnt find the right photos of these guys to accommodate the trophy under Sanchy =(

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by jaewong on Apr 8, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO FAIR!

WHY DOES HE GET TWO USER NAMES?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Because he has his own website, which makes him cooler than you.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Old username

I abandoned the old username bc i didn’t want to come off too spammy…my fellow Giants fans here weren’t too welcoming of that (apologies!)

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by jaewong on Apr 8, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just sent out an email saying I will be leaving early.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off to the yard...

have a good GDT.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Apr 8, 2011 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

If I may ask a favor, please?

Can someone who is watching make a screen grab of the flag being raised? It would be most appreciated.

Thank you!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

The more the better!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 8, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 8, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

My boss just said to a female coworker

“What cute little jugs”

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Were they?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

they were

they are miniature bottles that are shaped like 1 gallon milk jugs.

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"Ask Viliphied, my sex slave, About My Penis" - Alex Lewis

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Andres Torres really wears his pants well.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's okay

I used to work in a 5th grade classroom, and a group of girls wasn’t moving, so I said, “Come on, girls.” One of them jokingly replied, “Don’t ‘come on’ us,” and before my brain registered how it all sounded, I replied, “I’ll ’come on” you all I want."

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 8, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

/take a seat.gif

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by shanghaijim on Apr 8, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

eek

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The French girl I used to date had an incomplete understanding of the English language. She used the word ‘come’ in a lot of ways that were confusing and hilarious. I never clued her in on the double meaning.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t coming called going in a number of languages?

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish this were a setting where I could comfortably describe her various missuses.

Anyway, to your point: I really have no idea. Could certainly be the case.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

it should be

plus, “take a shit”? I’m giving a shit. Or leaving it.

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by DrStankus on Apr 8, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ikimasu ka?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

/img Chris Hansen

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Apr 8, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back.
And tell thy king I do not seek him now;
But could be willing to march on to Calais
Without impeachment: for, to say the sooth,
Though ‘tis no wisdom to confess so much
Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,
My people are with sickness much enfeebled,
My numbers lessened, and those few I have
Almost no better than so many French;
Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
I thought upon one pair of English legs
Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me, God,
That I do brag thus! This your air of France
Hath blown that vice in me: I must repent.
Go therefore, tell thy master here I am;
My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk,
My army but a weak and sickly guard;
Yet, God before, tell him we will come on,
Though France himself and such another neighbour
Stand in our way. There’s for thy labour, Montjoy.
Go bid thy master well advise himself:
If we may pass, we will; if we be hinder’d,
We shall your tawny ground with your red blood
Discolour: and so Montjoy, fare you well.
The sum of all our answer is but this:
We would not seek a battle, as we are;
Nor, as we are, we say we will not shun it:
So tell your master.

by haemaker on Apr 8, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just summarize that for him, Hank?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a Walrusman puppet account?

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Shift-A but does anyone know where I might be able to watch the flag raising? I’m in LA and I don’t know if mlb.tv or csnbayarea.com are going to be streaming the pregame. Thanks.

by SundownMotel on Apr 8, 2011 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

MLB Extra Innings is free through Sunday so find a friend/relative with a cable provider that offers it.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

MATTRESS DISCOUNTERS!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 8, 2011 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I SLEEP IN A VAN

YES, YES, DOWN BY THE RIVER

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN I HATED MY JOB I WOULD THREATEN TO QUIT AND LIVE BY THE TRACKS

MY BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WIFE DID NOT LIKE THIS IDEA VERY MUCH

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where I grew up there were train tracks down by the river.

So that would have worked out just fine.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent read. It must’ve been pretty awesome for our young’ins to be taught by the Big Unit

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Apr 8, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very good article, good stuff.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez always reminds me of Johnson, similar delivery, leftiness and squirrellyness. Although Jonny is a lot prettier.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

RJ was like Sanchy when he was young, tho. It’s possible.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anything is possible

Most of the time pitchers don’t just stop walking that many people, but I guess it could happen.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 8, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except that RJ had velocity to spare, so he could dial it back a bit to where he could control his pitches and still be more than effective. I’m not sure Sanchez is in that position. His wildness doesn’t stem from throwing the ball 100 miles per hour.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like it stems from brain farts. I have seen guys recover from that with sports psychologists. Maybe he needs to watch what he eats, too, just to be on the safe side.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And take some brain beano. Braino, if you will

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 8, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have seen guys recover from that with sports psychologists.

Like Tomko

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of a few tennis players, actually.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is velocity data available to test this assertion?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess this is the day I buy MLB Audio.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

It's much better

You get to pick which announcers you want.

I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today is the day I might get the full MLB At-Bat app.

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by Murray, Present on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

And done.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Hi Everyone!!

I’m so excited for Opening Day!! And the flag being raised! And Grant got his video after all! Today is just MAGIC! :D :D :D

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
MCC: Serious thought provoking questions don’t come flying out of our sarcastic brains quite as quickly as flippant answers

by Prussian Creole on Apr 8, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Cal baseball saved.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Good news!

Still sad that it came down to that.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

deeply depressing, in fact

and I really can’t believe Cal is blowing so much money on its football program

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Now we just need to save the University of California.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

From your mouth to the politicians ears.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Yankees v. Red Sox!

I suspect the Giants’ game will end before that game does.

by Every6thDay on Apr 8, 2011 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m amazed that the Lord didn’t make it rain in every other city but Boston so that would be the only game.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Apr 8, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never understand how everyone can be overrated on the Yankees except him.

JABBA WARMING UP IN THE BULLPEN!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

That guy is an OBP machine who sees a shit-ton of pitches.

I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paid less than the GDP of Brazil.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT ARE THESE KNBR IDIOTS LAUGHING ABOUT??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK!!

HAR HAR HAR HAR!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFU!!!!!

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by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

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by Mdizzle138 on Apr 8, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAW HAW HAW HAW HO HO HO

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today might be the day . . .

I become sick at lunch and need to go home.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 8, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Dammit . . .

missed 11:11.

/feels flaccid , , ,

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 8, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Red Sox

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

They can totally comeback from being 2 runs down

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

I’m just amused that the fans are already booing

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I was been sarcastic…considering what they’ve done in the past 6 games.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus, John Lackey is pitching

Jacob Dunnington

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 8, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

So they’re going to have to come back from 10 runs down.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eesh

Hughes fastball is still down around 89-90

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

but that rotation will not be a problem!

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? What happened to him?

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Homerun by Pedroia!

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Hughes has the kind of stuff that works at 89.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What was he at last year?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we was at 92-94 last year

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

FB avg 92.5 2010, 93.6 2009.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but even in 2010 it was down more so towards the end of the year.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he is throwing the cutter at 86 and the four-seamer at 89, maybe they will take Zito for Gardner. Heck — make it Zito and Rowand!!!

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

His delivery looks wrong.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Rivera forgot to teach Hughes the cutter

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a big guy and it looks like he’s almost short-arming the ball. Of course for all I know his motion is perfectly sound. I’m just in this for aesthetics.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No he doesn't

He got shelled in his last outing. We’ll see what happens here.

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hughes is only getting publicity cause he pitches for the Yankees. It’s the Andy Pettite effect

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has been seen as having high potential for years.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

again…cause he pitches for the Yankees. Can you imagine if Buster, Belt, Lincecum, or Bumgarner were Yankee prospects?

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just because a prospect comes up with the Yankees does not mean he is automatically overrated.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not overrated. Overhyped.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless his name is Joba

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Jobba Chamberlain approves of this message.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

and then he ate it

by Hyoton on Apr 8, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

He was named after his Great-Uncle, Jobba the Hut.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying he’s horrible. Just that he’s not the next coming of Roy Halladay.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought he was and I never got the sense that people were trying to convince me otherwise!

But a homegrown #2 or semi-ace is certainly worth cheering about if you’re a Yankees’ fan! He certainly seems like he could be pretty darned good. Better than Pettitte, at least.

by Every6thDay on Apr 8, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody ever thought that. I think consensus was, could be a nice mid-rotation starter.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford leading off

someone had a talk

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping they start 0-10

Just imagine, if the Sawx lose just 4 more games they’ll be 10 games below .500, which could be too big a hole to climb out of in the AL East. Granted, it will mean that the Yankees will have to win some games, still how hilarious would it be if they signed both AdGone and Crawfore, but still missed the playoffs. I know they’re not out of it now, but they’re not too far away from doing some real damage.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

PedroiAH hits it over the MonstAH

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

erra

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHOWDAH!

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Pahk the cah in the Hahvahd yahd.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Red Beard Pete: All right, all right we don´t need a roll call. Ok, first order of business. Picking a location for next year´s convention. Any ideas?

Bartholomew: AR-R-R-R-R-RKANSAS!!

Red Beard Pete: Maybe. Anyone else?

Pirate 1: MADAGASCAR-R-R-R-R-R!

Red Beard Pete: Nice one.

Dinkins: Boston.

Red Beard Pete: Hmmm, Boston? Kind of an odd choice.

Dinkins: Bear with me. We can drive there and when we arrive, we can PARK THE CA-R-R-R IN THE HAR-R-RVAR-R-R-RD YA-R-R-R-R-RD!!!

Linky.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wicked Awesome.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

SULLY!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mickey!!

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

bondslegend is some sort of amoral bastard

He just picked up Russell Martin in the MCC fantasy league. He also has Broxton and Furcal.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 8, 2011 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude is all about the pokemonz

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I think that calls for a banning myself, of course he could go all bondslegend on your league and tear the whole thing down, but I still think it’s justified.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

BONDSLEGEND AND SIRM, SITTING IN A TREE!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

F-U-C…oops sorry, wrong song.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see the argument for having any of those three.

by Every6thDay on Apr 8, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dropped Martin in my NL keeper’s league and I am starting to regret it.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did you have him?

Isn’t SIRM playing for the Yankees?

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keeper’s league, he was on the Dodgers last year.

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by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

SIRM just doubled off of Lackey

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was Granderson. SIRM is at the plate now.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

correction: Gunderson doubled

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

dang it

I can’t spell at all today

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I’m living in a glass house here.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

PC is gonna need to give him a talk

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by Mdizzle138 on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yah this game is going to be 5 hours long
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
John Lackey and Phil Hughes combined for 41 pitches in the first inning. Exactly zero missed swings.

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s like they’re playing cricket!

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a wicked googly!

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 8, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Once again

The eventual World Series winner will not be coming out of the AL East, LOL.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I don’t get the Red Sox love. I mean EVERY SINGLE ESPN DUDE PICKED THEM TO WIN THE AL. They have Beckett and Lackey and Gyorball in their rotation. How is that a good thing?

 Yes their offense is very good, but their staff is not, same for the Yankees. I don’t see either team making it to the WS, adn I am not sure that one of them will win the AL East.

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by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Year of the Pitcher! Fluke, fluke, fluke.

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by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were three who didn’t, picking the White Sox, Yankees, and Rays.
I bet they’re just unbearably smug right now.

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by waelwulf on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are the odds of that? Seems close to impossible

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by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

preview for a documentary about Andres Torres

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by Viliphied on Apr 8, 2011 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

is it Vungo or Yungo?

i’ve seen it spelled both ways

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Yungo

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

apparently yungo

that’s the way they have it spelled on their website and youtube

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by Viliphied on Apr 8, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks good.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

stuck at depo

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a delicious Kobe Beef burger, with Gorgonzola and swiss cheese, along with bacon and lettuce.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a $20 burger

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was

Business lunch though, so I’m just going to expense it.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHA CHING!

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always feel bad ordering expensive things on business lunches.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You know what? I’ll just have a beer, thanks.”

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by waelwulf on Apr 8, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was minced tooth fairy drizzled over that? If not, throw it away.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Minced tooth fairy was on the side, next to the chopped Easter bunny.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer diced spotted owl and unicorn reduction myself.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds great.

I have to admit that I’m a little perplexed by the thought of turning Kobe beef into hamburger.

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by waelwulf on Apr 8, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it’s not a kobe steak but rather other parts of the “kobe” beef. Or even trimmings.

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by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Shoot. I want a burger now.

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by waelwulf on Apr 8, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leftover Chinese.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reheated soup.
It started out as white bean and kale soup with red snapper on Sunday,
But I’ve been adding more veggies to stretch out the pot so now it’s just…
I don’t know. I’m poor.

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by waelwulf on Apr 8, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

COFFEE

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably nothing

I had a burrito last night and I’m still full.

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a really big gulp of air for breakfast.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want a Big Gulp Slurpee.

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. Those are so good!

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Bah! The only close 7-11 is over the bridge by the Rose Garden, and my alternator belt is broken! Stupid Germans!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better

My car is in the shop now as well. Leaking power steering fluid.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m sure I have that wrong, too.

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOVIN' YOUR FANCY PRECISION MACHINES NOW, EH??

My car has 225,000 miles on it and has only broken several times recently!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

which reminds me

If anyone is in the market for a 2000 Jetta in basically good condition but a potentially wonky torque converter or transmission, let me know. Blue book give that reservation is probably low 3000s, we’d be perfectly happy to take less.

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

freaking airbenders

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i had a latte

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I don’t know what I want to eat.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mountain Dew

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
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by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No freaking clue

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I’ll be having some leftover thai green curry with pork.

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PB&J and some leftover fettuccine.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Yankees

Lackey is going to last 3 innings

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Sox.

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by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AL EAST PITCHING

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

BEST DIVISION IN BASEBALL!

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Yankees announcer

the current score is 3-2, but I don’t think that will be the final score.

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by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen about 7-10 Jeter ABs this year

And I have not seen him hit the ball in the air once.

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Willie Mays Hayes rules.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

But, but...

He’s the Captain, on his way to 3,000 hits, and in case you haven’t heard HE’S CLUTCH!

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly needs to be rebuilt as well as the transmission

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Calm groundouts.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

CALM GROUNDERS

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to laugh

Take a look at what is left on Lackey’s contract

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

or josh beckett’s

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

or Barry Zito’s Dice-k’s

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the booing from Fenway

Can’t really blame em though, the Red Sox have only won 2 world series in the past decade.

by snafu on Apr 8, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like the line of reasoning.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 8, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phil Hughes sucks

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Here’s a live stream…

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Of an eagle taking care of it’s little ones.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow, not a fan of eagles apparently

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by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Appears not..

Gallo’s gonna shit a brick when he sees this.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am puzzled by the apparent rancor.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add in a picnic basket with some fried chicken inside and it sounds like a lovely evening.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's not a rancor

that’s Jeremy Piven. Don’t go to the ballgame on Star Wars night.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hughes is just doing fantastic

1 IP, 1 ER, 4 Hs, 1BB

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

make that

1 2/3 IP, 3 ER, 5 Hs, 1 BB

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

4 ERs

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO + ROWAND 4 GARDNER!

by wcw on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cheesus. Hughes is useless here.

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Pedroia’s a bad ass

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

He is bad and an ass.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan?

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is literally a donky.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK...

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough hair.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't say Ass

Pedroia’s brother will show up.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

17 minutes

Who had the over on Pedroia’s brother jokes?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn It

I had $5 on the under, I blame the stalker for distracting everybody.

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Yankees/Red Sox games is entertaining in a way, but I prefer pitching.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s low scoring for a cricket match

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting really hard for Adrian to do well this season and legitimize the NL West in the eyes of the east coast fans.

by snafu on Apr 8, 2011 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

On a serious note, Gonzalez is going to put up some pretty amazing numbers in that park.

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 8, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh it was Gonzalez up

I was like “where the fuck is Jeter?”

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

The Red Sox played a huge shift for Gonzalez. There was a mile of space between second and third. I thought Gonzalez went the other way well. Do defenses usually play him like this?

by non sequitur on Apr 8, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Probably…especially since Hughes can’t get it past 90 MPH

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Satchel’d

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIM IN PINSTRIPES

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

band

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is going to have the higher ERA by the end of this game

Hughes or Lackey?

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Westbrook. POW!!

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever the Yankees long reliever is

Should probably start warming up

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL that's right!

It’s Big Fat Bartolo Colon!

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees pitching motto: We will throw our weight around

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES! Colon sighting! The white flag has been waved.

by snafu on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

LUMBERING GALOOT!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

haw haw haw

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Livan’s going to be so pissed.

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

COLON BLOW!

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A WHIFF OF COLON!

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe he won a Cy Young once.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe he makes David Wells look svelte.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

moooooooooooooo

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 8, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to picture

A 260 pound Tim Lincecum coming out of the bullpen for the Yankees in 2023

by snafu on Apr 8, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift - A: YOU PEOPLE TAKE TO MUCH!

In other news…THE GIANTS ARE FINALLY BACK IN SF!

Also, LOLYANKEESSOX.

I’ll stop typing in caps now.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 8, 2011 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh fail...

TALK. Not take. TALK.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If anything, we don’t take enough.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

I’d like to work 8-9 months a year and bitch about how much I make incessantly.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are thinking of the NFL.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 8, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAZY TEACHERS!!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THUGS 4 EVA!

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this chasm.

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

For once it's not chasm..

And I’m sure that most of you given your geography will disagree with me, but I can’t stand listening to teachers bitch, piss, whine and moan about making a decent salary, with unbelievable benefits and getting to retire in their 50’s, while working 8-9 months a year and having absolute job security. I’m not saying it’s the best job in the world, but it isn’t even close to being the worst. The average teacher makes somewhere in the low $40’s or about $10k more than the average American, but that’s before you even get to the benefits, job security, work schedule and pensions. So please, teachers, stop complaining—and more importantly stop complaining to my kids—about how little you make. Don’t like your job, do what the rest of us do, quit and find something else.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have no idea of how much teachers work, how much of their own money they put into it, how little support they get, how many unpaid hours they put in, how low their pay is for most of their working years, and how much they get shit from jerks like you.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Apr 8, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 8, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes! I want my educators treated like McDonalds employees!

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CHEATING THE GAME

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by satyricrash on Apr 8, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE

These broken wings.
And learn to fly again.
Learn to live soooo free.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Apr 8, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some people are givers, some are takers.

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by rotorueter on Apr 8, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gah.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 8, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATING THE GAME!

Adopted Giant - Carlos "Don't Call Me Wallaby" Willoughby

by j14 on Apr 8, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sure you’ll stop typing in caps.
You talk the take, but do you walk the wake?

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 8, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benitez would balk the bake!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 8, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why haven’t I seen a leaked picture of the Giants World Series ring yet?? I’m impatient…

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 8, 2011 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought there was one a while ago. Posted here somewhere. I dunno.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 8, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Extra innings on cable

I’m getting a free preview at the moment. Even if you haven’t paid for it, you might want to check to see if it is on.

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Apr 8, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it's cuz I'm so used to watching good pitching

But this shit is not fucking baseball. Terrible pitching

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees beat writer agrees with you...
This is beer league softball, but without the grace.
Ledger_Yankees Just now
more retweet favorite reply

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 8, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's painful to watch

thank God another game is about to start

by BusterHomerun on Apr 8, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the NL West might be the best division in baseball.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No, no, no, no

Everyone knows it’s the AL East, I meant that’s where the Sawx and the Yankees play, how could it not be the best.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good choice

The AL East has deep pitching too, I mean they’ve got CC and Lester and Matusz and, well, and, okay so no one else comes to mind, but it’s the best.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

The Blue Jays or Rays would compete for first in the NL West. The Orioles would be in the mix too.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joba would win a Cy Young in the NL.

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 8, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

But any pitcher in the AL would be better in the NL on the aggregate, if only because 1/9 of the hitters they’d face would be shit.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 8, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dice K too.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is 'Chasm right?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 8, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

When does the ceremony start? Trying to figure out if I have time to get food.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What are you getting?

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still haven’t figured it out.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you don't have much figured out.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you have people that really consider you friends. So there’s that.

Some people don’t even have friends :(

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THIS A SLAM AT ME?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re called “kenshin”.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of want a burger.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flag goes up at approx 1:17 they said on the radio

Adopted Giant - Carlos "Don't Call Me Wallaby" Willoughby

by j14 on Apr 8, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have it delivered.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 8, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

COLON!!!

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Look out!

The Blob is on the mound!

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by DFARowand on Apr 8, 2011 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

2 Ks!

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choppiness

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/4/8/2098953/open-gamethread-4-8

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by calbearjd on Apr 8, 2011 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

In section 118 currently. Jon Miller is wearing a tux (no tails though).

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

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