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A Conversation with Marty Lurie

Marty Lurie

Anyone who enjoys talking baseball would enjoy a conversation with Marty Lurie. Not only has he closely followed the game for nearly 60 years and done over 5,000 interviews, he’s watched many of the great players from different eras that are only black and white clips to many of us. Growing up in Brooklyn and attending games at Ebbets Field in the 1950s allowed him to watch plenty of Hall of Famers. He’s a living, breathing baseball archive.

Spend some time talking with Marty and two things are quickly evident; he doesn’t dwell on the past, using it as a reference instead, and he has a true passion for the game. The man loves talking baseball!

Marty hosts Giants weekend pre-game and post-game shows on KNBR. His show is for people who want real baseball talk, love the game and aren’t interested in zany sound effects, dramatic rants or a host that’s more interested in talking about his playing career than today’s game. You can follow Marty on Twitter as well as his own site. Marty was nice enough to spend some time "talkin' baseball" with McCovey Chronicles.

Star-divide

Let’s start with your roots. You attended your first game in Brooklyn in 1954. What kind of impression did that leave?

I remember it well. It was a very exciting time in New York; you’d take the trolley down Church Avenue, then take the bus and run down to the ballpark. It was an amazing experience walking through doors that lead to the inner part of the ballpark. Having only seen the game on black-and-white TV, you had no idea what you were going to see and there were all the colors -- the green grass, the white uniforms, the visiting uniforms…and that’s how it was for me. It was a perfect scene and it made sense to me, even as an eight year old. There was a beauty to it. We had stickball and baseball cards…and all of the sudden we were looking at the baseball cards come to life. It was a magical moment for a young kid in Brooklyn. I got to see Dodger greats like Roy Campanella, Jackie Robinson, Pee Wee Reese and Don Newcombe, I loved watching him hit…and the great teams that would visit; the Giants, Reds, Cardinals. The early years cemented it for me; I bonded with the magic and beauty of the game.

What memories do you have of the Giants back then?

As a 10-year-old kid, I took my mother to the Dodgers-Giants on Mother’s Day of 1956 and saw Carl Erskine no-hit the Giants. I’ve asked Willie Mays about that game 10 times. Willie doesn’t remember too much about the game, but we’ve talked about it a lot. I also saw one of the greatest plays he ever made against the Dodgers, throwing Billy Cox out on a sacrifice fly attempt. Willie was in really deep right-center field and threw a strike to the plate, maybe the greatest throw he ever made.

Having seen only old footage of that era, my impression is that the crowd was made up of primarily white men in suits, ties and hats…is that what it was like? A lot of that footage would be from the World Series, but the day-to-day crowd had a lot of diversity; men, women, kids, including African Americans. Brooklyn was a working class borough and very diverse neighborhood and the Dodgers had African American players. New York baseball at the time captured everyone’s attention twelve months of the year. You had your team and if someone down the street had another team, you didn’t like them. Baseball consumed everything. Other sports didn’t matter.

Is the fan experience at the ballpark today a lot different?

I think it’s very much the same because we’re coming back to small ballparks. It really became different in the 70s when they built big cookie cutter ballparks like Veterans Stadium and Three Rivers, but what I feel now going to places like AT&T Park and Camden Yards is the Ebbets Field experience again. It’s intimate and very similar to what I had as a kid, with closer proximity to the players.

Besides the obvious difference of the money involved now, how is the game different from that era?

The biggest difference is pitchers pitched. You expected guys like Larry Jansen, Sal Maglie, Jim Hearn and Robin Roberts to go deep in games, there were very few relief specialists in the game. The other thing was every team had sluggers, guys like Ralph Kiner, in the ‘50s and ‘60s on teams like the Giants and Reds. There were only 16 teams back then, so these guys had to really fight to keep their jobs. Just 16 teams also meant you knew every player on every team. Today that’s more difficult because you have so many more players and players go up and down a lot more. Back then, there were about 200 players and rosters didn’t change as much.

It’s fun to look at the stats of players from other eras and wonder how they’d do in today’s game. Do you think the game has changed so much since the ‘50s and ‘60s that it’s hard to compare?

There’s no question in my mind that the players today are better. You had great players then, but the amount of great players today…they’re bigger, stronger, faster..their defense is unbelievable…the gloves, the equipment, the ground they cover. The game today is so much better. When you look at film of the All-Star Game or World Series from the ‘60s, you may see an exceptional pitching performance here or there, but the defense is shocking how bad it is…the ground that they didn’t cover.

So many of the hits back then wouldn’t be hits today because of the defense?

Yeah. But also the game is played differently today. Back then, you were playing for a run or two as opposed to playing for a big inning. Starters also had to pace themselves a little more because you didn’t go to the bullpen at the first sign of trouble, so it was a different game. Kind of like in football when players used to go both ways, players had to do more. You had to be able to play defense, steal a base, hit behind the runner. Those were staples of the game. Back then, it was a fabulous and romantic game, but the players of today are so much better than before on the whole that it’s almost shocking, along with the depth of pitching staffs. You might have a few guys who would come in late, but look at the Giants today; they have five guys who can come in and throw over 90 mph.

Since you brought up the Giants, let’s talk about them. The 2010 Giants, being so full of characters and so focused on team results as opposed to individual achievements, almost seemed like a throwback to a different era. Did you have that impression?

Absolutely. It was one for all and all for one and you don’t always see that type of camaraderie. But the most important thing is, and I don’t care what era you’re talking about, you have to pitch, and they pitched! You have to catch the ball, and they caught the ball. It was the year of the pitcher and they had a pitching staff that could dominate, so they didn’t put a lot pressure on the defense and they got hits when they needed them. The starters and bullpen were so good that they kept them in every game. They played the game the right way. They didn’t beat themselves. They ran the bases correctly. Their run through September was one of the most amazing runs in National League history.

You’re doing the radio pre-game and post game shows on weekends. Do you see your role as journalist, commentator, cheerleader, or therapist for distraught fans after a tough loss?

I think I’m a baseball historian and a fan. I’m like everybody else; I can’t wait for it to start and I can’t wait for the next day’s game. That’s what I bring to the table. I’ll set the game up; I’m excited about what’s going to happen and afterwards take the game apart and talk about what happened, what should have happened, how they played it and then get you ready for the next day.

I do understand that there’s a rhythm to a baseball season and you can’t panic and do knee-jerk reactions. I mean, Huff has a bad game on Sunday. You can’t say, "That’s it. He can’t play right field anymore." You have to be patient and even it costs you, he’s your #3 hitter. You have to be patient with a guy like Brandon Belt and let him get his at bats. You have to be patient and see what you have as a team. So in that regard, yeah my job is to be somewhat of a therapist for the fans during the rough parts. The key to this team will be the bullpen; that’s the most important job of a manager.

Bruce Bochy seems to be much better than his predecessors at that.

Yeah and he’s not afraid to use his bullpen. Sometimes you look at a bullpen and say "Geez, I hope that guy never comes in.", but he has a deep bullpen and lots of guys he can go to. He has one of the best closers in the game. He has three lefties and guys like Romo, who was fabulous down the stretch.

That’s a luxury.

It’s a fabulous luxury! But it changes over the course of the year. A guy like Affeldt gets hurt and Lopez steps up. A guy will give you a great month, then can’t find the plate. It’s a constant balancing act and that’s the toughest job of the manager; getting the right guys in there and not giving up on them.

It sounds like you don’t subscribe to the theory than the GM does the hard part and a manager just needs to fill out a lineup card.

Absolutely not. It’s the opposite of that; the GM gives you the player, but the manager has to run the game. There are so many decisions that you have to make during the game…you’re the artist and captain of the ship. I love asking Bochy after a game about the thinking behind different decisions during the game. You also have to manage men. Derosa hasn’t played for three or four days, he’s probably in Bochy’s office saying, "Hey when are you going to play me?" You gotta keep guys happy and not lose them. You have to manage 25 different men…and they all make more money than you do. It’s a tough part of the job.

Let’s shift to the 2011 Giants. Did you make a prediction?

I think they’ll win the division. I believe I said they’d win the 91 or 92 games, similar to last year. I’ve got the Braves winning the East, the Cubs winning the Central and the Phillies winning the wild card. For the Giants, the big question is the starting rotation. You’d like to see 65 wins out of the five starters if you can. They’re going to win if they pitch like crazy…that’s the key to the team.

I suppose the starters staying healthy again is also key.

Yeah. The mosaic was perfect in 2010. Wellemeyer went down, Bumgarner came up and the rest was history. Lincecum had a rough August and put it together in September. Affeldt and Runzler got hurt and Lopez comes in and saves them. It all worked. Health is an issue. You also have to catch the ball and defense might be a challenge with Sandoval, Tejada and Burrell on the left side.

Do you think the 2011 team will find it challenging to maintain the "team first" attitude, or is there a risk guys start putting themselves first?

They’re the World Champions and they’re challenged because no one’s picking them to repeat. So, they have a real incentive to do it again. But it’s hard to do it again and there’s pressure they’re going to put on themselves. I think you saw that in the first road trip; they were very uptight. They almost need to settle in and realize who they are again. I think coming home is huge for them this weekend and against the Dodgers. You’re going to see a different team on the field.

What do you think about Sandoval, his off-season transformation and his apparent defensive improvement?

He’s still learning, but he’s a bad ball hitter that reminds me of Manny Sanguillen and Yogi Berra. He also has legitimate power, especially from the left side. Not only is he in shape now, but he’s all business once he hits the field. There’s no laughing, looking in the stands…he’s trying his hardest to become a baseball player now. In spring training he was sweating every single day. I don’t mean just to stay in shape, but from a baseball sense.

He’s an average defender, but hitting is his strong suit. Compared to last year, he can get to more balls, his arm looks better and he’s freer. Last year, he threw a lot of balls in the dirt, now he’s hitting the first baseman. His footwork, everything’s better, but there’s still room for improvement and this team and this staff requires that the defense makes the plays.

Thanks so much for sharing your thoughts and perspectives. We really appreciate it.

I enjoyed it and really like McCovey Chronicles. You all do a great job. I loved meeting your group at The Public House last season and hope you guys come down so we can meet up again!

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Talkin’ baseball with Goofus. Thanks!

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Lurie

He usually has interesting insights, and seems at least opening to considering some kinds of advanced analysis – at least moreso than most other sports radio hosts.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks exactly nothing like what I expected.

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what I expected

but I was pretty amazed when I figured out who he was last season at one of the pre-game shows. Not exactly the standard media-type look!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you met Jon Miller?

by capn on Apr 7, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty was not exactly wearing a suit. I seriously thought he was someone who had sneaked in/wandered in from the bar but after a few minutes I saw him talking to production staff and such and eventually deduced who he was.

And no, I haven’t met Jon Miller, I don’t roll with the same crowd as you!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Baltimore and met Miller around town a few times when I was a kid. I do agree about Marty. He sat in front of me for game 1 of the WS last year and just looks un-media like. Ralph Barbieri is not much different though if you ask me.

by capn on Apr 7, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I knew you had met him!

I’ve never seen Ralph live. Not that I’m complaining.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also sat near me at a game. He was with his son and frankly treated him like dirt. I would never have known it was him as he was speaking softly, but his press credential had his name on it. He looks like a dude you would find at a bar at around 11:30am.

by capn on Apr 7, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least in this picture, he looks kinda like Hank from Breaking Bad. Only with a mustache, and thinner, and happier – but still, there’s something there that looks like him

by brown rain on Apr 7, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I though he was African American - had me completely fooled.

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by Penitentiary Face on Apr 7, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Goofus

I enjoy Lurie’s takes on the Giants and baseball and while I’m not a big radio interview fan, I do enjoy Lurie’s interviews with players and opposing teams announcers.

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by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lurie is definitely the KNBR host I find myself agreeing with the most.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 7, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The only thing I've disagreed with him on

He was adamant about the Giants trading for Berkman last season.

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by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really wanted Jose Guillen on the team.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was another issue

Smart baseball broadcaster, but he’s like Bochy when it comes to veteran players.

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by 49er16 on Apr 7, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe he endorses shopping at the “Big Bat” store.

That said, I do enjoy his interviews. Unlike some other KNBR personalities, he asks a question
then lets the guest answer it.

/groundbreaking_for_some

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted Berkman too!

So I can’t disagree. I said Jonathan Sanchez for Oswalt + Berkman + money.

And looking at the packages they actually got for those players, I don’t think that was a completely ridiculous idea.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pleased with how everything turned out though.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

coulda have been better

by eldingo on Apr 7, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win @ Home is the only thing that could have improved it.

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus this way

You got pretty good mileage out of ‘/GiantPain trades farm for Lance Berkman’ jokes

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The GiantPain jokes are fun

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as fun as “Grant trades Lincecum for Brandon Wood and Howie Kendrick” jokes

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by baetown415 on Apr 7, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO LUMBERING GALOOTS

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not as in love with him as you are. I mean, sure I’d love to have him on the team, but I don’t wanna pay a whole Sanchez for it.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have done that.

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by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great stuff, Goofus.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

By my count, this is the second Goofus post with nary a dick joke to be found.

You’ve changed, man.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s looking for a $lice of the SBN pie.

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBN pie >>>>> SBN cake.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for accuracy

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 7, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those go in the comment section and not in the actual interview.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have enjoyed Lurie because of his rational and intelligent analysis. When you listen to him you can tell that he is a real fan of the game.

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by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 7, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Great interview

But this quote caught my attention:

You had your team and if someone down the street had another team, you didn’t like them.

I remember it being like this when I lived in the Bay Area in the early 90s, when both NorCal teams were competitive, where baseball seemed to have most everyone’s attention. Maybe I’m remembering it wrong, but at least where I lived, we had the Giants fans and A’s fans in our neighborhood and we all never got along that well. There was also a family from LA that were Dodger fans and nobody liked them.

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by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 7, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember that as well. As a huge Giants fan growing up in the East Bay during the 90’s, I always got a lot of flack from A’s fans. I have never really understood the hatred, to be honest. Really, the only time I root against Oakland is when they’re playing the Giants.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 7, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time I root against Oakland is when they face the Giants, Mariners, Royals, Red Sox, Rays, Twins, Blue Jays, Yankees, Angels, Rangers, White Sox, Indians, Tigers, Orioles, Broncos, Chargers, Cowboys, Eagles……

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger fans in my neighborhood? Wouldn't talk to them and wouldn't make eye contact.

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by Penitentiary Face on Apr 7, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy Lurie’s stuff. He’s always enthusiastic and consistently knowledgeable. He genuinely loves baseball and it shows.

by Bitter Fan on Apr 7, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The thing I like about Lurie is that he doesn't talk over his callers

And I know the urge to scream at some of the people that call into radio shows must be overwhelming.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

COUGH FITZ AND BROOKS…..

by IRONxMIKE on Apr 7, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They keep quoting 2011 batting averages as though they’re meaningful. Fitz actually said about Rowand, “You don’t release a guy who’s hitting .500.”

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we give him another AB then release him?

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll have to call and ask.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh. Those two shouldn’t be allowed to discuss baseball. ….Or football. ….Or basketball.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Apr 7, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or hocky….Or tiddly-winks…..Or curling…..etc.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Apr 7, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that today. Also said “Is a good defensive CFer and could play the corners”

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though I do wish he would take less callers.
By “less”, I mean “none”.

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by The Enchanter on Apr 7, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

By “less”, you mean “fewer”.

Ohhhhhhh FACED.

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wicked burn

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to thank you (or someone else who pointed this out the other day) for the “fewer not less” reminder. I had written this in my document:

Enables you to increase or decrease the magnification to show
greater detail (less elements) or more elements (less detail).

 and the minute I read the post I knew I had done this hours earlier.

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he’s the only call-in guy that is genuinely polite and sounds like a reasonable human being. Can’t stomache any of the other guys.

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by Tortured on Apr 7, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t either. But now that I know him to be old, I like him much better.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also like that he doesn’t excessively compliment players or subject them to frat-boy stereotypes (“Hey, you’re from the South…you hunt?”), but lets them be themselves when they go on his show.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the cubs?

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by wjackalope on Apr 7, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, this was my thought as well. I’m starting to think the Pirates have a better shot than the cubs.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

News folks love the Cubs

Mostly because of the mileage they can get out of a long Cubs playoff run.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TROUT TONGUER

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 7, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUPER GROPER

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLOUNDER FLAUNTERER

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARLIN MOLESTER

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COELACANTH CUCKOLDERER

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I’m embarrassed I only know what one of those words means.

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A coelacanth is a fleshy-limbed fish that lives in the Indian Ocean.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good eatin’, I’m told.

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You heard that from Ol’ Brachisaur. Never trust a brachiosaur, say I.

by wcw on Apr 7, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol vegeterian dinosaurs…… what we need here is a liopleurodon.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hell would a liopleurodon do with a coelacanth? an amuse bouche?

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CRAB CUDDLER

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CARP CARESSER

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The cuttlefish is an amazing animal.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cephalopod, unless I’m wrong. Head/foot. It’s a Canseco thing.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, with the ability to put on amazing light shows.

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LASER FLOYD

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever listend to Marty Lurie's show

Nothing against him, from what I’ve read from posters on this blog, he sounds a little like a Bruce Bochy type host (but you know, without the dead-boring interview voice). I’ve just never turned on the radio when he was hosting – mainly because I usually only listen to KNBR at night when I’m getting ready for bed.

After reading this post, though, I think I’ll make an effort to try and listen to a couple of his shows in the future. I love all sports, but baseball is where my heart is, so I should really take the chance to listen to a show that’s centered around it, as opposed to all the other sports radio shows that are all “ZOMG FOOTBALL!!! ZOMG!!!” in the middle of March.

Also, I just got up about an hour ago and I think now would be the perfect time for a nap. G’night, peeps.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

"Also, I just got up about an hour ago and I think now would be the perfect time for a nap."

lol student hours

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, actually it’s the pain killers.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, sounds good.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey i’ve been gone for a few days. you doing ok?

by capn on Apr 7, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine, thanks. I feel like I’ve just been hatched!!

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

rooster is feeling cocky?

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, sorry I missed this, I went back to bed. Good! My brain tests came back clear, so I just have a migraine and nothing more serious!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

woooooooooooooooooo

Good news PC!

Also bad news- my sister suffered with debilitating migraines for years, so I understand your plight.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry for your sister :(

The funny thing is, so have I, they’ve just always been misdiagnosed as sinus infections. This one’s way worse than the others, but since I only get them about twice a year (and sometimes not even that often) I’m actually quite lucky.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

For whatever reason, hers more or less cleared up after she had my nephew, but he started getting them in 7th grade :(

She would be down for 2 or more days at a time, sensitive to light, not eating…. etc. Sucked.

But still infinitely preferable to other stuff! Now you can really relish studying for your last finals :)

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"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo had the migraine thing.

Glad it skipped a generation.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had one exactly once, at work, and I couldn’t even see. It was awful

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I woke up blind last Tuesday (no bueno). I still haven’t been back to school. Hopefully it goes away soon. I really want to graduate on time.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks, I had a rotten flu I had caught in China and spent about a month crossing the street to class, barely paying attention, and then crossing the street back home. But migraines are so debilitating, and random, I see why they mess with your compeltion.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no even close to comparing, but

I’ve had those optical migraines (everything looks like you’re seeing it through a fly’s eye) but they go away pretty quickly in a dark room.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was so funky. I didn’t even know what to do, so I kept working. I kept trying to work the key board but since my vision was cut in half by a lightning bolt, or something, it was damn near impossible.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And all those symptoms cross over with all kinds of bad stuff like stroke and aneurysm and whatnot, so until you figure out they’re migraines they must totally freak you out. I’d definitely be freaked out.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the reporter at the Grammys who started speaking gibberish? It was a complex migraine in the end, but for a moment everyone thought she had a stroke till the scans came out negative.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, I don’t remember this, how horrifying

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

These happened regularly when I was 15-19. Stress and nourishment were probably the issues. Then they stopped. That isn’t unusual, though the ages might change.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happened to me once. It was like, WTF is this jagged splotch of light in my eye!!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!!!

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

’tis good news indeed

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

brain?

Sounds scary. What was going on? I’m glad to hear you’re okay.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had a severe headache for almost 3 weeks now. The doctors believed it was a migraine, but because of the length of it, they wanted to be sure, so they put me through all these brain tests and scans yesterday. I have some followups to do and I still have the migraine, but they’re pretty much positive it’s ONLY a migraine at this point and not something more serious, which is extremely good news. Because I was really freaking out there, for a while.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, sounds absolutely miserable….

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the advice nurse who decided to tell me when I called to make an appointment that that was too long for a headache and I could have an aneurysm. WHAT THE FUCK, LADY?! Why would you ever tell someone that?

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s a smooth move there…. maybe just say “Come on in and let’s see if we can help get past this.”…../sigh

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what I really hated about Kaiser

Oh, you have allergies? Great, here’s an appointment in August.

No, I have them NOW. I don’t have them in August. They’re seasonal.

Eventually I would make up symptoms to get appointments, which seems to be totally ass-backward to me. At least they took you right away when they thought there was a potential for aneurysm.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, they didn’t. I called that morning and she told me that. I was in such a state of shock, I went to school, to class, then met my friends at lunch. I started telling them what happened and all of a sudden I’m crying (something I never do) and my one friend was like, that’s it, and took my phone and basically took charge and made them give me an appointment with my own doctor the next morning.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I thanked her later. She also made me go see the school admin and get a leave of absence until this clears up. I’m so glad she was there. I never think to do these things for myself, anyway, but honestly, I was like a zombie that day.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you, it always struck me as ludicrous that an ill person would have to go to such lengths just to make an appointment.

Or, at least in Oakland at the time, you could go sit around at “urgent care” as a drop-in but that would literally take all day, and likely expose you to every germ and bacteria known to man in that waiting room.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I definitely told one of the doctors I saw before I saw my personal doctor (who is AMAZING) that I was in so much pain I was fantasizing about walking into the kitchen and sticking knives into my brain to relieve the pressure. His response? “Oh, uh, huh.”

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell them your allergies are so bad that you are thinking of hurting yourself.

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

she should be fired

by capn on Apr 8, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck. I’m glad the worst is over.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same :)

I just wish everyone here could say the same :/ There’s been some serious health issues for some of the McCoven lately, unfortunately

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/raises hand. all good now :-)

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to hear that the good folks here are ailing. My psych put me on Xanax recently because I had a panic attack at the grocery store without even realizing what was happening to me. I kinda just go manic out of the blue now and it’s awesome. Really. :/

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

your workload is outrageous….. I’d crump under all that.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that the Giants are back I can yell at them and blame them for everything wrong in my life. It’s better therapy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

And I’m so sorry that happened to you, but I’m glad you went straight to the doctor. You did the right thing.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell me about ’em, sister.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun, ain't it?

I have had some experience with that. Let’s just say it wasn’t a favorite

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!

Hope the migraine goes away though :(

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too :(

But again, at least it isn’t anything more serious. I can live with a migraine!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literally!

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Precisely!

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by Mdizzle138 on Apr 7, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that must be an incredible relief…. see now you just have a pain problem

by capn on Apr 8, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like him

He basically just loves to talk baseball.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's good

especially when doing interviews. His politeness is kind of counter-productive in post-game drunk call-in shows.

I wish he would do the show every day though!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s very avuncular.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

This is an awesome collection of pics:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/04/07/baysballfans.DTL

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by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I really enjoy “The Poop”.

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by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 7, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL the dude trying to peek around the dude w/ the big beer cup!

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

put tighter pants on him

and the dude holding the “Big Beer” looks like your standard hipster.

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like my friend Rich.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT photos!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t grow up rooting for the Giants so it’s always cool to see what older generations of fans were like.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those (faux) batting helmets really brought back memories. Every kid was wearing them in the early 80s.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had one for years and then lost it when my family moved to Wyoming

I’ve perused eBay for a while to find one but to no avail

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by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 7, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this one?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

One I had was older style SF, orange brim.

Also had an A’s on, don’t shoot me, I was ten.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved those damned things, I thought it was awesome when they actually became available away from the ballpark. IMAGINE!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but the "SF" was the late 80s "humm baby" era

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by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 7, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I remember seeing you guys!

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good because the only thing i remember from that day is kevin elster’s first home run landing in the nachos of the kid sitting directly behind me.

by capn on Apr 7, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must have had a helmet day giveaway last year, cause we had two in our box of purchased giveaway stuff. Gave them to young neighbors trick-or-treating in my building last year.

And if you have a really small head, you can get one filled with strawberry short cake at the park.

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We use to take a blowtorch to them to take off the sheen, make them look tarred up and real. Fucked up a few when the flames got out of had.

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by Penitentiary Face on Apr 7, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took my wife and kids to a Friday night Giants/Dodgers game about 4 years ago and experienced 4-5 fights in the outfield near all the kids activities area. I sent an e-mail to Giants management, and they promptly suggested not bringing my family to Friday night Dodgers or A’s games. I’ve gone one better. Never again!

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by bgunn on Apr 7, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words to live by indeed.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great post Goofus

I like Marty. I like that he is humble and that he sees himself as a fan and not as an expert. His show is not for everyone, mainly because he is, if anything, too patient with his callers, so things do tend to drag on. But he seems like a very nice man who simply loves baseball.

by capn on Apr 7, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

some of the other hosts

ribbed him last year for staying on the air on and on, but it was fantastic. It seemed like the shows got longer the more the Giants won.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on, Marty

I’m not quite THAT old, but when a game from the ‘52 WS was replayed on tv maybe 10 years ago, it was astonishing how rough the fundamentals were. Billy Cox stepping way into the bucket (but still making contact), pitchers throwing lots of junk because they’d hurt their arms and just keep pitching.

Also, I remember in the ’70’s giving standing ovations at the ’Stick for a successful bunt or even hitting the cutoff man.

So, I agree, today’s players for the most part would kick butt on that era of player.

by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i was hoping that they would give lurie the gig doing all post game shows

i like byrnsey….but his analysis of games leaves alot to be desired

by bacci40 on Apr 7, 2011 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I listened to him for about five minutes last night and omg, so obnoxious.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is not doing well…

by capn on Apr 7, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly that may be a requirement for that gig.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind him too much, but my god, the guy sounds exactly like Jeff Spicoli. I keep waiting for him to say, “But, Mr. Hand!”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Goofus!

I love listening to Lurie pre and post game, and anytime inbetween, he would have been perfect for the Sportsphone hosting job, not that I don’t like Eric Byrne but just more that I really like Marty, he is so much more balanced in terms of commentary and don’t cater to the lowest common denominator that dominated the show the past decade. He’s one sharp guy, appropriate since I think he worked as a lawyer, and he’s been a great addition to the KNBR family.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"Be a lot of happy" - Juan Uribe
"We deserve this" Sabean
"Not here to make friends, I'm here to win games" - Bruce Bochy
Q: "This doesn't happen every year." Posey: "Why not?"
"Do it again Baby!" Huff
"Let's get back to work and make another run at it" Posey

2010's will be known as "Decade of the Giants"

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 7, 2011 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You know

I expect a few more paragraphs here.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Cal Poly Wine Festival Saturday!!!

That and Beerfest in Avila are 2 of the greatest weekends in SLO.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I had an epic road trip to some sort of University based festival in SLO around 25 years ago. I think it was later in the year than this though. Long story short: the gig was a success, my drug profits paid for my friend’s bail and we all made it home by Monday.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Has anyone seen this latest production of Les Mis?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Great interview, Goofus

I like Marty Lurie. I think as I get older, not only do I appreciate his earnestness and unironic love for baseball, but I appreciate his institutional knowledge, that he can speak eloquently about players from various eras, and that he can easily reference games and teams that were played in the 50s and 60s, and that he can put today’s players and games in a historical context.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This

I would love to be able to somewhat knowledgeably compare players from different eras.

I have seen the future of rock n' roll, and its name is Buster Posey.
"Practice is a crutch for the talentless."

by atxgiantsfan on Apr 7, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I think about being one of those wealth-of-knowledge old guys in forty or fifty years.
I’ll try to tell the young folks about this game or that player from back when I was young.
And they’ll tell me to hold on for a second while they sign on to MLB.com with their 54G Podberroids and pull up full video archives and watch it for themselves.
And then I’ll shut up and sit by the window and probably fall victim to identity theft or something.

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then they laugh at how everyone is the crowd is dressed.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, getting old is just going to keep on getting worse.
Old people today don’t know how good they have it.

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolouth >

/productive discourse results . . .

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I like about Marty

He’s got this wealth of knowledge of different eras, but doesn’t dwell on it. I love my father-in-law, but he can’t watch any sporting event without talking about players back in his day and dismissing the current players. “Mickey Mantle, now THAT was a baseball player.”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Bonds trial has (finally) gone to the jury.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Apr 7, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

this i like.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

. . . but I don’t think he can score in this situation.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to wait until he gets off and then say “Barry Bonds: 2,559 career walks.”

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy cow: From 1994 through the end of his career, Bonds had more walks than games played.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And over that same period, he had more walks than hits.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had more walks in one year than Shawon Dunston did in his entire career.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATER

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by RDreamer on Apr 7, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grizzlies lineup

Ford 8
Burriss 4
Gillaspie 5
Pill 3
Rohlinger 6
Evans 9
Neal 7
Stewart 8
Graham DH
Vogelsong RHP

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewart is likely the 2.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good catch. Must be Stewart 2.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow pitch softball with a rover.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Apr 7, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still Darren Ford, then. Well, I guess.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 7, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember 09

When the Grizzlie lineup was often better than the ML version – pitching aside.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa is here as well. The word is he won’t likely be activated until Sunday. I (and others) thought for sure he’d be in SF for the ring ceremony.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently he is going to the Ring Ceremony

per Baggs

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traveling back and forth is a drag. Brute and I are coming back up to SF tonight for the game tomorrow. TI has until Saturday afternoon to get back but still. Why come here if you’re not gonna play tonight?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get set up in your apartment and whatnot?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

TI is in my apartment? Remains sexy while doing so?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t say anything, I won’t say anything.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BFVCE might say something

I left him at home. At least he has TI to keep him company.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SECURITY BREACH!

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT LET HIM OUT OF THE APARTMENT.

The McCoven wimmins are on their way! Dammit, where are my keys!!!!

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where you at tomorrow? Schmoozin in the press box?

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lower Box 122 with Brute Sentiment. I’m not yet VIP enough for the AT&T Park press box.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh you will be close-ish I think we are in 129 we’ll yell over everyone at you.

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome! Look for the weirdo wearing all orange and a panda hat.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY GOD /glasses

Dad of Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you should be easy to pick out, then.

Wait…

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t be too many of those I’m sure… Orange Torres jersey, haven’t decided which hat to wear though.

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah I’m likely going with the awesome Marichal shirt BFVCE got for me for Christmas. And the Panda if it’s cold.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey let’s see if we can organize everybody going to the game…that’s only what 43,000 or so? and get everyone not to applaud or cheer when they all take the field tomorrow. You know, the silent treatment… that’d be pretty funny. Once they’re all good and confused we can all go nuts!

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be more specific. That is half the ballpark.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the other half are in black with beards and/or hair.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he just isn't doing this one

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You still have Joe Angel!

/listening to Nats game instead for some reason.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson is pitching?

/turns on game/

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore!

HI JOSH JOHNSON’S SOCKS.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP sighting!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRIOLES

/switches to Nats game

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Both of these games are dogs

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FETCH

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marlins' game: "This is a perfect example... all outs aren't the same. A strikeout does nothing here."

GiantPain enters.

GIANTPAIN
You’re an idiot, and here’s why:

(insert lengthy comment — TWSS)

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah

Of course, in any given situation, different kinds of outs have vastly different results. But on the aggregate, strikeouts are no worse than any other out, which means that just because a guy strikes out a lot doesn’t mean anything about how much offensive value he has.

Observe, for instance, a telling example from 2010:

Player A accumulated 492 PAs and struck out just 35 times, for a K% of 7.9

Player B accumulated 668 PAs and struck out 91 times, for a K% of 16

Player A was David Eckstein. Player B was Aubrey Huff.

Striking out a lot doesn’t make you a bad hitter. Not striking out a lot doesn’t make you a good one.

Do you know which hitters had the lowest K% in the majors in 2010? Minimum 450 PAs:

1) Jeff Keppinger
2) Juan Pierre
3) Alberto Callaspo
4) David Eckstein
5) AJ Pierzynski

Not one of them slugged over .400.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you feel like you are going to hit into a double play, strike out instead.

by haemaker on Apr 7, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KEEEEEEED, GP. I KEEEED!

But I’d like to think that you have this saved for easy copy and pasting.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snooze.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe if Cheeseburger were pitching it would be more exciting.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh! Ankiel!

I need new glasses.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! Bad Penny is pitching for the Tigres

He is almost like the cheese.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m switching to that then. More galoots in the AL!

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Designated fat guys!

If you include Cabrera, the Tigers are going to lead the league in pounds.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad just hit a homer!

LOL OTHER TEAM’S PITCHING

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was some ginger HR trot! Like Fred Sanford.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Hold my helmet, you big dummy!"

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Louise, I'm coming back to the dugout!"

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FISH

Even in Gameday their yard is mostly vacant.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Words of advice from Wendell Fairley
To all the guys who dog there woman out man you better keep that woman an do her right cuz in the end all them other girls not gonna put up with shit and treat you like she would!!

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer a woman who punctuates.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars likes periods!

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by speckops on Apr 7, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their, their…

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Apr 7, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only he could play baseball

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by DFARowand on Apr 7, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wendell is Fairley wise.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, he just has a terrible way of conveying the wisdom

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Birdland!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Apr 7, 2011 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Down them stairs, lose them cares
Where? Down in Birdland
Total swing bop was king
There, down in Birdland

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Jones needs to be a Giant

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pacman Jones?

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by deuce deuce on Apr 7, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dig Dug Jones!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're lookin for me

better check under the sea…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Debbie! The men are talking!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIZZARO

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that episode!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the rumors about the Marlins going to orange and black next year when they move to their new yard and become the Miami Marlins are unfounded. I like that there are only two orange and black teams in the majors.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

No, but they are adding “of Anaheim” to the end of their name.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you answering “no” to?

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The are only allowed be two teams that are orange and black.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH

Is that why they’re already selling caps like this one?

http://www.craniumfitteds.com/images/Florida-Marlins-Orange-And-Black-Hat-With-Gray-Under-Visor-MLB-Custom-New-Era-Fitted-59FIFTY-1.jpg

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that stinks

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, those caps, I mean you can get a cap in any color combo nowadays. But people have been saying that there is a lot of orange in the new yard, and no teal at all. Look at the Marlins home page, it’s more orange than the Giants’ site.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they go with the Miami U colors? (the real U of Miami, not that counterfeit in Ohio)

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lights the PiKA symbol

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
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by free f.p. #14 on Apr 7, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pika knows I’m just hassling him.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s orange on the webpage because it compliments teal well. I’d be pretty surprised if they changed the team colors; the only color change I can think of that was nearly that drastic was the Diamondbacks, but… c’mon, purple.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRIZZLIES OF YORE

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YORE

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by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I can’t find a pic of a Fresno Grizzlie ca. 2001!

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARRY BAER!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the Baermobile!

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ baer_is_driving.jpg

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is probably a Baer Cave under AT&T park. It is filled with flashing lights and beeping sounds with monitors showing there whereabouts of Wolff and the A’s at all times.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“They’re on 880! Oh, oh! They’re headed south!”

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I imagine “Master Larry” might be hard for him to say, though.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s defended Microsoft, he’s said a lot of things that were hard to say.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Master Larry, the Joker has hacked into the dynamic pricing algorithm!”

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lew Wolff as The Joker

Lew’s evil lair would have slanted floors like the 70’s TV show!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And should force the Orioles to abandon their colors - not enough room in this leagues for 2 black and orange teams.

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by Penitentiary Face on Apr 7, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does that Fresno Grizzlies hat have a fish?

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by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bears love fish.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they are godless killing machines

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was part of the stipulation for the dough for the yard.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

At least it wouldn’t be red though, I guess.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the break even point.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FORMER DODGER

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

The Astros won their first game of the season today. The winning hit was a double by Matt Downs.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww, happy :).

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Downs!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Apr 7, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Astros: Better than the Red Sox

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made my day.

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by Mdizzle138 on Apr 7, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Apr 7, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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by deuce deuce on Apr 7, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think it’s weird hearing FP call Nats games. Not that I miss FP.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Apr 7, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I have the Marlins guys on Extra Innings

They are boring.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't stand "J.J."

Sounds like he’s ending every sentence with it.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WERTH EVERY PENNY

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flashing some of that opposite field power

the Giants could’ve used.

For the record, I don’t think the Giants should’ve spent a shit ton of money to get Werth, but he would’ve been a great free agent signing.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey’s really the only oppo threat we have. Him and maybe Belt.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say Pablo has a little bit of that opposite field pop, too. His double in game 6 of the NLCS was to left center, sure, but he smacked the crap out of it and went with the pitch.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant home run power. Sanchez can double the opposite way too, but you really need that backspin to hit it out the other way. Pablo has a ton of power, but almost exclusively when he pulls the ball.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once the Nats decided they needed to overpay to sign anyone

There was no way Werth was going to be a Giant. To bad, I wanted him in RF as well.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS

I WAS TALKING ABOUT JAYSON WERTH FOR LIKE YEARS ANY EVERYONE MADE FUN OF ME

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wanted to trade our entire rotation for him!

I wanted him as a free agent.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I didn't!

I wanted him as an FA! The Phillies wouldn’t have traded him.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted him when the Dodgers cut him.

I didn’t care about the Dodgers stink. I think they were being stupid and reactionary because when I saw him play for them I thought he was an above average player.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werth was going to be overpaid either way. The advantages of being an above-average player in a shit-godawful FA crop.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Above average is kinda underselling him.

‘Above Average’ is 2+ WAR per year. Werth was worth ~ 15 from 2008-2010.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is still above 6 WAR total. Ergo, above average.

/being intentionally obtuse

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by speckops on Apr 7, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was using “above-average” as an open ended term to try and prevent a protracted debate about Werth’s precise value.

Oh well.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this like rWAR?

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by speckops on Apr 7, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I think I preferred Crawford because of age and defense and figured Werth would be way overpaid, but he would’ve been great for the Giants.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

His speed and range profiles better for our park (and the other parks in the NL West), but Werth is also an excellent fielder.

I would’ve been happy with either, but I knew they were both going to be ridiculously overpaid, much as I didn’t expect Werth’s paycheck to come from the Nats.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Werth would basically get Bay+ money

I wanted him for 5 years / 85 million or so.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would’ve been a fair price for us, but the payroll just doesn’t have enough breathing room for a FA acquisition like that until we get Rowand, Zito, and the rest of the starting rotation sorted.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my new Baseball Mogul franchise, the Nationals traded Jason Werth less than two months into the season.

To the Red Sox.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Apr 7, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

For whom?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some minor league pitcher I’d never heard of. Um…Garin Cecchini?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Apr 7, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/points and laughs at funny name . . .

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be even more amused if his name was Garum…

but who would name their kid after a 2000 year old fermented fish sauce? (Besides me.)

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Apr 7, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it’s chilly outside.

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? Wunderground says it’s 59º outside, I’m not havin’ it!

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM FROZEN IN CARBONITE!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s freezing ass cold in Fresno. We must be in Opposite World.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you know, TSFG did WTWS

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto here dude

This is craptacular spring weather at its finest!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HANLEY

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

More like Baltimore SNORioles.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

more lolold

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by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is good stuff

Thanks, Goofus.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Apr 7, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

John Riggins looks like Joe Izusu

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember that actor on Richard Mulligan's NBC sitcom, "Empty Nest."

In one episode, he got a vanity license plate that said “C LOVER.” He intended it to mean “See Lover,” as he was the horny neighbor character, but the stick in the mud daughter of Mulligan’s character (a red head) said it looked like “clover.” This frustrated the Joe Izusu guy, but I can’t remember how that plot ended.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which minor league game should I watch on milb.tv: Iowa vs. Round Rock, or Tuscon vs. Colorado Springs?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Apr 7, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’m going to go with Tuscon vs. Colorado Springs.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Apr 7, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably a good call

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dylan just won a skydiving adventure!

The production quality for this game stinks, though. I think the camera in center has a plastic sheet over it.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Apr 7, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats caps look like Braves caps.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Save the cap, their road unis look kinda like the Expos roads the last few years.

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice stuff. It’s a shame he was always subjected to the Mays comparisons.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Semi-OT:

Since I’m a nerb around here, what’s the deal with Steve S.’s minor league reports? Did he post them everyday, or was it more like a weekly report kind of thing?

I ask because today was Minor League Opening Day, for those of you that were unaware. Also, I’m obsessed with prospects.

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by free f.p. #14 on Apr 7, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much daily.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 7, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was a ddaily thing.

I am looking forward to those restarting as well.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve S wanders in through the mist when the MiLB season starts

And then, just as mysteriously as he arrives, he departs when it’s over. With nary a word to anyone.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I love him all the more for it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey! I almost forgot!

San Jose at Lake Elsinore, 7 PM!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOYA!! WITH AUTHORITY!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dislike the name shortening – A-Rod, K-Rod, CarGo, etc. – though I am a confessed user of the MadBum.

It feels completely uninspired and annoying. Like adding “-gate” onto the end of every controversy covered by the media.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WATERGATEGATE!

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have a problem with it

It’s just convenient.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 7, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on, G-Crak!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOYA

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GraCrak

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me sound almost cool

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 7, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or like a crow with indigestion.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I with you on this one, unimaginative and uninspired. Thank goodness we aren’t stuck with PabSand, TimLin and MattCain… hey what? oh nm.

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TimLin55 was one of my old passwords at work

For our finance database. lol @ me

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hacks database

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's only good when it's funny

Hence we have MadBum and J-Lo.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennifer Lopez?

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like LogMor TBH

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The SBN Rays site

refers to Dan Johnson as DanJo.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 7, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRYCE HARPER JUST STRUCK OUT

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 7, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR EYEBLACK!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE LYING! HARPER CANNOT NEVER STRIKE OUT!

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FP

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by satyricrash on Apr 7, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow...pretty grim over at the Red Sox blog

I know it’s 0-6 but come on there’s still 156 games left

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, this years world series opponents are 2-10

by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it depends on who you thought would represent the NL. A lot of people picked the Phillies who are 5-1

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 game homestand against the Yankees, Blue Jays and Rays, followed by 6 games at the As and Angels (where they don’t historically do well)…nah, I’d say they’re done. Stick a fohk in them and everything.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees are good, Blue Jays are okay, Rays are 0-6 themselves. Both the A’s and Angels are scuffing.

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angels are bad, A's *might* be average,

But if the Sox go 5-4 against those first three teams (I’m assuming all three game series) and go, say, 4-2 against the next two, they’re 9-12. Given their talent — on paper — that probably puts them in a better position to grab the Wild Card… I’m figuring.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have the talent to win 90 games, but that’s 6 losses they’re not going to get back. In that division, it’s hard to make up ground even if the Rays and Yankees underachieve this year.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it's hilariously early and probably a longshot

but i’m calling a Blue Jays wild card berth. Playoff excitement returns to the Skydome ( i refuse to call it the Rogers Centre), Jays make run to the ALCS.

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything that shakes up the monotony that is the AL East since Roberto Alomar hocked that loogie, I am in favor of.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was going for sarcasm there, but the Red Sox do struggle on West Coast road trips for whatever reason. They’ve done poorly against worse Angels and As teams.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I missed the sarcasm (odd, I know).

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to work on my ’chasm skills.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accardo sighting!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLMARLINS

Poor Josh :(.

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Brown's Article about Belt (sorry if it's already been posted)
Belt had been a fifth-round draft pick by the San Francisco Giants in June 2009. He’d signed in mid-August, too late for summer baseball. In the fall he reported to Arizona, for the Instructional League.

"The Illy," he called it.

There, he met Mariano, a former minor league hitter, a professional hitting instructor for 13 years, the previous five for the Giants, and a baseball lifer.

Mariano put a wood bat in Belt’s hands and stepped back.

He liked Belt’s size, 6-feet-5, better than 200 pounds. He loved his hands, so quick and strong from the left side. Belt had batted .323 and hit eight home runs in his final season at the University of Texas, so he could hit.

But, his mechanics. They’d need work. Mariano could tell him how to set up, how to hit, what to think, and show him, too. The rest would fall on the 21-year-old, what he absorbed, how hard he’d work at it.

Mariano telephoned Dick Tidrow, the organization’s vice president for player personnel and general manager Brian Sabean’s right hand.

I like him, Mariano told him. He has good instincts, good pitch recognition. Here’s the thing, he continued: His stance is too closed, his front foot almost at the shortstop, his back foot at least a foot behind the front. His hands are down, buried behind his chest. He’s crouched. When I’m throwing to him, I can’t even see his hands. So he’s got no hitting lanes on the inner half. They’ll kill him on the inner half. Away from an aluminum bat, he can’t hit like this.

Tidrow gave his blessing, and Mariano began working on Belt’s stance.
Rather than angle his front foot to the left of second base, Belt allowed Mariano to nudge it to the right, toward the second baseman. His hands were naturally freed. He stood taller in the box. Mariano left Belt’s trigger, a back-leg load and front-knee tuck, but he’d created an inside path to the baseball, a way to hit the inside pitch without excessive topspin or pulling it foul.

"Hitters can see it right away," Mariano said. "The ball doesn’t lie. And he picked it up real quick."

Suddenly, Belt was putting tight backspin on balls that carried further to all fields. And he knew which pitch to put where.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;ylt=AgYNjRn7a58mlTswCLekrRIRvLYF?slug=ti-brownbrandon_belt_giants_rookie_stance_040711

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

“Swing the sledgehammer, pound the nail.”

I love that.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of credit goes to him for embracing the advice and putting in the work to make it a reality.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, of course. Absolutely.

But whenever I see an effective communicator, my heart skips a beat. I’m not a baseball coach and I couldn’t teach players, but I understood completely what they were talking about in terms of his stance.

by Every6thDay on Apr 7, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m not discounting the value of Mariano’s advice – a good coach can make a world of difference with a developing player – but ultimately, it’s up to the individual to put in the work and make it happen. Kudos all around, really.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also LOL Belty.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kinda starting to like it, LOL

It’s just so silly it’s kinda awesome

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mysterious Mariano

Giants Brass! call this guy up.

Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.

by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's my baseball game?

/crows on high to heavens ^ ^

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The heavens are notoriously aloof.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A great word, aloof.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Substantially cooler than the anagram of it that Bill O’Reilly thinks is pronounced ‘falafel’.

by wcw on Apr 7, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

faloo?

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

loofa

You didn’t hear that story? He was sexually harassing an employee, called her, and painted his hottest fantasy. This involved, among other things, soaping her up in the shower ‘with the falafel thing.’

Linky.

by wcw on Apr 7, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

yeah, actually I remember that. I didn’t pick up on it though, and was just trying to arrange those letters such that someone might pronounce it falafel

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s pathetic. BTW, I spent way too much time conjuring around falafel and aloof….

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another anagram is the simple ‘a fool’. It’s like this word was made for O’Reilly.

by wcw on Apr 7, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

More OT:

In the O’s game, I noticed that Matt Weiters wears the old-school catcher’s mask with separate catcher’s helmet, and the helmet has an equally old-school Orioles logo on it! Sweet.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I recall reading (back in the days of Mike Matheny, maybe?) that those old masks are better for preventing concussions than the hockey-style ones like Buster prefers. Actually I suppose it’s the batting helmet that is better than the goalie-style.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Insiders Club sent me a fan travel guide and a magnet

Also, a coffee table book called “Baseballs Greatest Games”, but I am not sure I will keep that.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet

Is the fan travel guide any good?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad

Facts about all of the ballparks. Things to do while in each city. Hotel info. Stuff like that. Not bad at all.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 7, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my favorite travel guides of all time

was the Fodor’s “Baseball Vacations” book from 2000. I wish they would make a present day version. It had the San Jose Giants on the cover.

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the old “Ultimate Baseball Road Trip” book that came out around the same time. Pacific Bell Park was the newest park in the book.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 7, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whooo mullet man
AZ_GIANTS AZGIANTS.com

Culberson is 2-3 so far with a double. Keep it going Chuck! #Squirrels

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone know

if the Dugout store sells the low crown fitted 5950 hats?

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 7, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt it, but they do sell them on New Era’s website.

Link

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 7, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gracias.

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 7, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THESE EXIST?!!

/spent a hundred dollars on high-crown hats that look bad on him

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. I feel your pain.

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 7, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bought

Thank you for the heads-up!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ye gods, there are some ugly hats

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Sudden extreme weather shifts

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 7, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s the end of the world as we know it
it’s the end of the world as we know it

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I feel fine…
Cuz TSFGWTMFWS!!!

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just cold here. No rain/hail/snow please! I have to go get the laundry!!!

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s brisk but sunny all day in SF. I did my laundry today after a week of putting it off!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just didn’t want to have to do it this weekend. Plus my softest black turtle neck is in the laundry. I want that sucker for tomorrow.
Oh crap! laundry and banana bread done at the same time!!!
 PANIC!!!!

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAT ONE AND FOLD THE OTHER

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WHICH IS WHICH?!?!? THEY ARE BOTH WARM AND DARK IN COLOR!?!?!

[ew]

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. It was sunny a minute ago and now the skies over Oakland are rather ominous. I thought the Mayans said the world had another year.

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Mayans…

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

APOCALYPTO

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in their last breath, they were flippant about their doom.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Grizzlies have a marching band here for pregame. Ha!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody’s gotta be somewhere!

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a big fan of Marty

Good interview, Goofuth!

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Apr 7, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

why is there no game today :c

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Marty mention on his 10 hour show Saturday his interview here? And will he say “Thanks to Goofus on McCovey Chronicles”?

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ll just have to listen and find out!

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me know if he does

He mentioned us on his show after meeting us at the Public House last season

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 9, 2011 6:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

so who is all going to the game tomorrow?

and where are you sitting??? im in 307 tomorrow and 305 on saturday

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be on the Portwalk with a burrito!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hellll- llllllooooooo

There is a fanpost for that…
Just on account of because these damn main page threads get so damn big you can’t find things in them. Well you can, but it’s not usually what you are looking for.

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Alex_Lewis about my things!

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would he know about ’em?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is his middle name really underscore?

by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or was it?

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no was in is

by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or should be?

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha thanks

found it!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in 304 Saturday!

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Hall of Famers Sporcle quiz kills me

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 7, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

101! Baby steps

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 7, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else watching the Grizzlies game?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

But Gary Brown led off with a single for SJ and stole 2B on the next pitch.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vroooooooooom

Sweet!

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not starting :(.

Brett Pill is at 1st, Neal in left.

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Neal batting 7th

Jacob Dunnington

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 7, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I could see him struggling for playing time there, too.

by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY WEATHER.COM!!!

WTH IS THIS 30% CHANCE OF RAIN FOR TOMORROW???
WHO ORDERED THAT?

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

it was me, I’ll admit it.

by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thinking of my garden. not thinking about Opening Day. sorry.

by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it wouldn’t be opening day without gloomy skies and cold weather, would it?

I’m afraid we’re going to have one of those years where we go from cold rain straight into fog season.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or in our case: cold rain —→ 109º temps.

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/packs a towel to wipe off the stoopit seats at the Phone Booth.

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Local channels has partly cloudy and around 60

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, if they can play in Cleveland, they sure as hell can play here

by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, I just got a good morning call from John Garamendi

by son of ggf on Apr 7, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: my wife says she can tell it is an off day

..because if it were a game day, I would be complaining about something.

by wcw on Apr 7, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch!

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by Merope on Apr 7, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You? Complain? Tell her to stop her crazy slander.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

 ‘They like me!’ she replies.

You and she should all just gang up on me, and someone can sell tickets.

by wcw on Apr 7, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WCW WUZ RITE

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by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit. It removed my parenthetical " ’s wife"

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by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neal!

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

real neal steal

Jacob Dunnington

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 7, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

childs please

try the veal

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

Why did they put Ford in AAA? He seemed overmatched in AA, hitting just .251/.315/.365 – why the promotion?

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta keep the Neal and Ford bromance going.

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan – they seem to be good influences on one another

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

POST SEASON EXPERIENCE

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by rotorueter on Apr 7, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a demotion. The best pitchers are in AA.

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by speckops on Apr 7, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was that you were saying?

Dude hits doubles.

:P

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

For 100 bucks you could put Buster Posey on your wall

http://www.fathead.com/mlb/san-francisco-giants/buster-posey/

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Only worth it if...

The $100 goes to the “keep Buster a Giant forever and ever” fund.

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kinda against the idea of giving the Cavs owner any money. Talk about your complete assholes.

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PILLheads

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Listening to the SJ Giants game

Man. I do not know these guys well enough to keep up.

Bonus OT: Anyone heading to the game on Monday?

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Listening to the Fresno game

Vogelsong- 6 Ks

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, snap. Was the link posted upthread?

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

make that 7 ks for Vogy

google 105.5 KJZN

it’s on their website

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neal is probably for real

Two hits tonight, both solid liners. Ford is hitting well too.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's hard each year

To learn all the new names. Ryan Cavan homer!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Cavan

My unofficial adopted son! You know, if someone hadn’t already adopted him first.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
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by free f.p. #14 on Apr 7, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUP.

Ryan Cavan: Probably better than you think.

by ryanmiles on Apr 7, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the same name as a county in Ulster.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEAL

remains real

2-2

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

and a steal

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CS

delayed steal or hit-n-run gone wrong?

Jacob Dunnington

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 7, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The latter. Although he almost got picked off earlier in the at-bat where he got gunned down. He scooted back in time.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL greenwald

calls out the wrong radio station identification

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OK – the Eric Byrnes SportsPhone is even worse than the FP one.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

uuuhh, aaahhh , okay caller……

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes it is.

I have a pretty high tolerance for KNBR, I can even leave Fitz and Brooks on while making lunch or something. I change “Byrnsie” no matter what I’m doing.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed – I already want F.P., nightly stripper discussion and all, back.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Byrnes has a really grating voice and the way he keeps talking to his producer or whoever is extremely irritating.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, particularly because the producer isn’t really part of the show. Also, the sound effects are so terrible morning show host, it’s really awful.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate when they talk to the soundboard guys but they don’t turn the mics on for those guys. It’s like overhearing an annoying cellphone conversation.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

host rankings

1. Gary+ bruno- pretty much the best thing on bay area talk radio
2. gary alone/ damon bruce- both can be offensive and uninformed but at least there shows are usually entertaining
3. tom tolbert- full of meh
4. ralph- its sad he’s not even in the bottom three, thats how bad the rest are
5. fitz and brooks. bob can be entertaining when he’s talking basketball. Theyre pretty terrible the rest time
6. byrnes- bring back fp

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by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murph & Mac?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are pretty good when they talk baseball, but way, way too much golf.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I only notice the gold talk during or around Majors

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose I just notice it all because I really hate golf.

They kind of remind me of fraternity dudes sitting around, I remember one morning waking up to them discussing how one had to get his balls shaved for surgery.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit. I forgot about murph and mac

Theyre too nice and uncontroversial
I would put them above gary alone/damon but still under gary plus bruno

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by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that Gary + Bruno is #1 is pretty sad. I would put Murph and Mac over them, but other than that, I can’t really disagree.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

I like Marty….. he’s more tolerant that I could ever be.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stand Gary. He is the really the only one I will turn the sound off at work. But i will turn it back on at 11 when Bruno is on. Fitz is the most annoying, IMO.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 7, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

fitz gets annoyingly high and mighty

like if a caller disagrees he basically just calls them stupid
Brooks pisses me off because for someone who works as a sideline reporter and also a a sports radio talk show host he barely understands how sports works

i will give fitz and ralph credit for talking about the sharks much more than the other hosts

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by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the worst is gonna be byrnes during the that lonely part of the season

before spring training when its just basketball and hockey

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by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, I have not heard Byrnes, so I can't be completely sure on him,

but every single one of these other guys, even the worst, is much better than just about any other sports station in the country.

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’ll have to listen. It’s bad. Not the ranty east coast kind of bad, but bad nonetheless.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary is awful to the nth degree. He is the worst on KNBR by far. Byrnes is better just by not being Gary. And Jim Rome is better than any of them.

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by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Rome? Jim Rome?

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Rome?

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

JIM THOME

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Rome is a terrible person and he should feel bad.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

He is a semi-human robotic drone, and therefore incapable of feeling.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Gary plus Bruno

a lot of yelling and crappy inside jokes

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kelvin Marte

4.1 hitless innings to start the game in SJ. Not bad kid.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I was worried with the keystone cops stuff in the first inning but they cleaned it up nicely.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the errors weren’t making me happy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitchell Lively

seems to have been banished to SJ again and had a nice inning to bail Marte out of a jam in the 6th.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once had high hopes for Lively. That’s what I get for going Pie in the Sky.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong with 9 Ks and only 1 H allowed through 6

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

err 5

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 K looking

Broseph is dealing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just walked a batter.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play from Ford, tons of speed out there. Ranged to catch the first hard hit ball all night for the 51s. Me gusta.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong is suddenly looking very hittable. Gave up a soft liner over Burriss’ head. Two on now one out.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allowed a hit under Gillaspie’s glove. Bases loaded.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run comes home on sac fly to right.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah. Quit that Vogelsong.

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it thursday. you suck without community

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by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed
damn it thursday. you suck without community Giants Baseball

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i miss Parks & Rec

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of late it’s been far better than Community.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just started watching it yesterday on my comp. I have the contrast down really low cause it hurts my eyes otherwise and the pain pills might be playing my role in the evaluation, but I think it’s really funny!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you watching it from the beginning?

If you like Season 1, Season 2 will blow you away.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just started Season 2 – each episode is better than the last, i think

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Archer at 10

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by marcello on Apr 7, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

so glad that I get some channels in eastern time

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAVAN

You know what, I’m going to keep beating the he’s underrated drum. Don’t know how much I’ve beaten it before (TWHDS), but I’m beating it now (TWHS).

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

Holy shit, is he a 45 year old with a windowless van?

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by marcello on Apr 7, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

More RBIs for Cavan with a double to score Brown.

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with free candy?

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRESNO SKY IS FALLING

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

PANIC

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it raining there? They had a couple cloudbursts in Lake Elsinore during the game.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hailed before the game. It rained hard for a little bit but the clouds went away. It is however cold as fuck here.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It rained and hailed pretty bad earlier today.

Some thunder and lightening. Then it cleared up around 6. It’s not raining on the northwest side where I am, but the stadium is on the south side.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong exits to a nice round of applause. He tipped his cap to the crowd.

Josh Banks slammed the door with a strikeout.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, are you doing this on your phone, or what? If so you’re a very efficient poster.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah I have my laptop in the press box with me. I wish I had a magic phone that was so awesome that it could do that.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s awesome you’re doing this at the game! An awesome McC first, better than live-blogging!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharing the love while I can. I don’t post here like I used to and it makes me sad.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s lucky the threads have been calmer (off days I guess) the last few days, some of them have been impossible to keep up with.

One of many cool things about this place is that there are enough posters that there are always people to chat with, and no one freaks out if you disappear for a bit. Someone will ask about you every few weeks, for instance, “what happened to Baron” and someone else will pipe in with whatever the last report was. Unlike boards where if a couple of people drop out for a while the whole thing dies down.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big love to y'all.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It gets tough to post during games. You’re trying to post some comment and 30 comments gets posted in 5 seconds.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly don’t bother with game threads anymore, although the ST ones were good to follow the game when I didn’t have access to an audio stream or something.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also my computer is old and shitty and it can’t handle the insanity of GDTs anymore with the auto refresh. I’m working on my grandparents for a loan for a new MacBook Pro but until I can get the money for the new lappy, I’m stuck with my current old pile o’ crap.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My computer is only 2 years ago. I was downloading a video on Saturday when people started posting those moving gifs after the victory. It sure slowed down my download. It went from 20 minutes remaining to 1 hour + remaining so I had to leave the thread.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waffles or Pancakes?

I need breakfast help. WHICH DO I CHOOSE?!

by thecheat on Apr 7, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever has more bacon

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good answer.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Like candy from a pig

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bacon flapjacks at Denny's are legit

Get them. Thank me later.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bacon ice cream sundae

i havnt worked up the balls yet to try it
soon though

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by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg so good

It works so well. The maple syrup is really sweet and the bacon is salty (and not greasy, bonus points) and crisp so you have the two extremes in tastes there. The vanilla ice cream is rich and creamy refreshing and has almost a palate cleansing role between the sweet and the salty flavors. It’s really outstanding.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, really? I first heard this and thought WTF.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m an adventurous chef and eater so I’ll try almost any food once. I’m well versed in bacon candy/bacon sweets already so I knew I’d like the maple bacon sundae. It’s probably not for everyone but I’d say try it at least.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad to hear this! I’ve been meaning to tell Can of Corn about it, since she seems to be the only one here who isn’t’ horrified when I explain how good chocolate-covered bacon is.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

chocolate-covered bacon?

Thanks for the heart attack!!

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chocolate covered bacon is amazing!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

You really need to be on these boards more often, Baron.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baron used to here more often.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Till she got a job and a life and other crap like that.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I used to read the boards before I joined. This place was cooler with her here, just saying

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bringing my weird food stories and randomly throwing around swear words? It’s what I do best!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a breakfast place in San Diego with these on the menu

It’s downtown…very popular…someone will help me here.

Their version is truly fantastic. Much better tasting than their baseball team……?

by thecheat on Apr 7, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d eat the Padres if they came with bacon.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope you’re not Latos intolerant

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave him up for Lent.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds pretty gross

Some Mat Latos or Heath Bell with bacon?

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stuffed Heath Bell Peppers with bacon?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

additional bacon.

by apistat on Apr 7, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bell seems to be well marbled already.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, I’ve been CRAVING Waffles for two days now (I blame Parks & Recs)

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why choose

two waffles as buns and pancakes as filler
waffle-pancake sammich

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by operation carrot on Apr 7, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

a panwich???? I sense a money-maker here.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm making it (them?)

So I’m a little hesitant on doing both. That is the correct answer, of course, but my laziness prevails.

by thecheat on Apr 7, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The McCoven who has a cousin on American Idol should be happy for another week

He didn’t get cut.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ggal shall be pleased

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by Mdizzle138 on Apr 7, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol SCGGal’s phone charges…….

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL so true. Unless she has AT&T right?

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Our cousin made the top 11

Naima…but got the boot last week

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Great interview Goofus, kinda enjoyed seeing what it was like for him to be a fan of baseball back in NYC during the 50s, just like any other fan from the 50s and living in NY. Fantastic

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

yo, PiKa. How;s worklife?

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's all good, getting better

kinda getting used to everything as well. But there’s some news from today. Just got a call about a job in Monterey County, Salinas for an Inspector Biologist, which is surprising, because i never expected this as a possibility

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way, you feelin better?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

really good, thanks. and I’m in section 105 on Saturday!!!!

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s great news dude, and LUCKY YOU!!!!!!!! i dont even know when i’ll be going to my first game yet

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going to skip them all and save up for the world series.

That’s what worked last year.

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

haw haw haw!

the only game i went to last year was VS. the Padres on a sunday in August, and Timmy was pitching. Giants got KILLED

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed about 20 so went to 62 games plus 7 post season games.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. that sounds kinda cool.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, it's basically just head out to farms and inspect plants, who knows

interview next wednesday

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

say hi to the cows for me

by Hyoton on Apr 7, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt i will

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Inspector Biologist?

Weren’t you a geometry major or something?

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

geography

of bars and women

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

partially true!

and the fact is, they were lookin for physical science majors as well

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

important things, these

at least for some of us

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of biology goin’ on with that!

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!!! this is a damn fact

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as much as he’d hope

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop loading the bases, [Fresno pitchers]

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does anybody know if the gates open 2 hours or 3 hours before the 1st pitch tomorrow?

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10:35

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thanks

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welcome

and if you’re driving, lots open at 9 AM.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

everybody will be good n drunk by the time the game starts!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

bars open at 6!

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bar at AT&T will open at 8 AM

Not kidding. Food being served at 6, though.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

when's giants pregame? because i assume they'll have the ceremony type stuff on KNBR as well?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know about KNBR

But CSN Bay Area starts at 12 noon.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, so they'll probably only show it on CSNBA, i hope i can replay it on ONDEMAND later

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm taping both Friday and Saturday for collection

I’ll be at the game.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda wish i had DVR, but i dont. Have fun at the game tho

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!!

I’m doing it old school: VCR

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLD

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

rewind the tapes with a butter knife?

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICEEEEE, it would be awesome if i still had the VCR, damn straight

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit, Murph & Mac are at the Public House before 8 I think….. pretty much all morning.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, i'm sorry, but i'm just not a fan of Murph & Mac

really all they do is suck up, BIG TIME to whoever they’re talking to, and it’s as if everythings all good all the time

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yeah….. but at least I get to hear Jon, Kruk and Kuip in between…

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, very true

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather that than people concern trolling over nothing.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence the people calling into Marty's show?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the people who call KNBR...brutal

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

In general... yea... and only a few hosts have the nuts to just cut em off

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

KNBR is AFAIK broadcasting from the stadium tomorrow, at least until game time.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, for the pregame ceremony, they wont cover it

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing I hate about the pregame stuff on KNBR

Is when they have the “This date in Giants history” and Murphy says “Let’s go back to 2007”. It seems like more than half is the recent variety (I understand the early part of April because 20 years ago there weren’t too many games on April 2nd).

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow...you hate that, huh?

Outrage!

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Thomas Neal is so real he makes the opposing pitcher flub an easy grounder. He reached first base on a fielding miscue and bad throw.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So it was one of the Giant’s starters on the mound? That’s strange?

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah it was the Vegas starter who F’ed up the play.

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NEALISREAL

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 7, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You covering all the Fresno games this year?

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, just a few a month. I plan to come back in May for a few games.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

I am trying to get out to a couple Grizzlies games before this summer.. Maybe I’ll poke around the press box and just yell “HI, BARON!”

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say hey

I say HI HANK to Schulman when I’m at AT&T Park. Come and say hi to me!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammmmnnnnnnn Neal puttin on a show

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Going to my second opening day tomorrow!

The family, representing Orange and Black. (and French Vanilla?)


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by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not sure this is a good idea.

The two games you have missed this season were the two games the Giants exploded with offense. I dunno how I feel about this.

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What a good looking family you all are!

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JCT’s married up, fo’ sure.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a second

A McCoven is married?!?! I thought everyone was living in their parents basements.

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some of us are cuter than others

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by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwwwwwww!

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UR2

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by jctGamer on Apr 7, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, mine HATED socks and hats….. we littered the roads with them.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

also cute!!

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we ever determine who that pitcher was

I remember asserting fervently that it was Zito and other people countering that it could only have been Sanchez, despite the socks.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s obviously Zito.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

But something about the date the pitcher had been taken though seemed to have precluded Zito at the time I think. And wcw didn’t think it was Zito?

I forget exactly why there was debate.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was something like wcw thought it was a Saturday game but that was a night game or something that.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not Zito

Sanchez started, but Matos, Hinshaw, Taschner and Wilson relieved. Maybe Hinshaw.

Box.

by wcw on Apr 7, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right!

I believe we settled on Hinshaw of Taschner eventually because they were the only lefties.

But it looked so much like Zito.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw, wasn’t it?

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by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute battle!

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Mister Preschooler (because he is a big boy now, I try no longer to call him Mister Toddler) had a mystery fever from Thursday night through Tuesday, so I let him watch an inning on Sunday. Which has had two effects: he begged my beautiful and talented to be allowed to watch more baseball, and asked me to take his still-too-feverish self to the park to hit his little foam ball off a tee.

Now that he is well, it’s all about running around at top speed with his friends at school, though.

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D'AAAWWWW

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so cute!

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're blocking those two padres fans from getting to their seats dude!!!!

but those are pretty sweet seats, nice view, and very cute fam

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KETTLE CORN!

That’s a fun time snack!

by apistat on Apr 7, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH WOW

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I first thought that was a Padres uni

and that was Cat Latos

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Explanation?

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http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/04/06/mlb-tattoos/

A tattoo for every MLB team. But they could not find one for the Rays. So they put a DJ cat instead.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaaha

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god that Reds tattoo

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers one is pretty horrible too.

For the obvious and additional reasons.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dodgers one, too. Both hideous.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Marlins one is so glossy.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Phanatic tat. wut a loser

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Umm, did you see the Bobby Cox one? Really?

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, a wife beater tat is “special”

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goes perfect with the wife beater he’s wearing!

(My mama calls them husband beaters)

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s as awesome as the stoner dolphin with smoke coming out of his blowhole.

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nationals one is the absolute worst though.

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s just poorly done. It looks like the artist did the ink on a moving train.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replay!

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda like the Blue Jays one.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the tigers one is kinda fun

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and the Angels one is Nick Adenhart, right?

(too late?)

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

I still laughed though.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, at first I was like, bad joke, and then I was like, Oh dear god, what if that’s who it’s supposed to be!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, actually, I went through that same process.

I even went to confirm that Adenhart was right handed

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

good lord

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, did you think I was the classy Dr. Stankus?

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I was reacting to the idea that this is an actual possibility

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot both the idea and the possibility. Many minutes have passed.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dallas braden one

is just sad. I don’t think a perfect game is a tatooable occasion

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALSO LOL

the marlins one is a temporary tat

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by kezargiants on Apr 7, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger caught a liner and zinged the ball back to first to double off the runner. Double play to end the inning.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

my boy!

Dad of Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is the score?

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool.

Our AAA team is winning

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

AA team already won.

What’s SJ up to?

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were winning when last I checked.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blanked Lake Elsinore 4-0. Ryan Cavan had 3 RBIs.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smell threepeat.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!

Minor league domination.

Niiiiiiiiice Manny…

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

but who is Gaspar Santiago

Faced eight batters for Richmond to nail down the final five outs, walked one, hit one, struck out four.

by wcw on Apr 7, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brutal

Rays are 0-6. Has scored 8 runs total and has not led once so far this season.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

that is pretty pathetic... however... the red sox are winless, that's more important

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI FIVE

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLOCKS HI FIVE

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

fight

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEST YOUR MIGHT

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OWWWWW!

Leads gallina flock in concerted response against the Baroness’s spins.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI FIVE

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no it ain't

although it will dump some of the idiot fans off my AL ream

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Simmons

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a minute

I put team not ream. WTF?

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes perfect sense.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

friends in Boston are flipping out big time now…..

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone thought they were the best team in baseball but I said when everyone was making picks that the Red Sox weren’t going to be as good as everything thinks they will be (although I didn’t think they would be 0-6).

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think last year’s slow start and end result has them spooked. This time last year, it was “Who cares, baseball starts in June”. This year, wham, they’re all gloom and doom in April.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the White Sox sweep the Rays and the Yankees sweep the Red Sox this weekend, Rays-Red Sox starting Monday. How about a battle of 0-9 teams?

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now I feel so much better about 2-4…..

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Simmons has vowed not to tweet until the Red Sox wins

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank Willie

He, at least, has been proven to exist.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rains have returned. Torrential downpour.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I reckon that the downpour targets you, BVCE . . . for obvious reasons.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldda worn pants

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pants are a hinderance in the rain…slows you down and get dirty

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Pokemonz

Just finished up my last fantasy draft of the season and I’m pretty happy about my collection. I just missed out on getting Huff though

C Buster Posey
1B Brandon Belt
2B Freddy Sanchez
3B Pablo Sandoval
OF Andres Torres
OF Cody Ross (On the bench)

SP Tim Lincecum
SP Matt Cain
SP Jonathan Sanchez
SP Madison Bumgarner
RP Brian Wilson

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by Mdizzle138 on Apr 7, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many Giants

I wouldn’t get too many players from any one team.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve won championships three years running by having mostly Giants on my team. It works for me for some reason

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by Mdizzle138 on Apr 7, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a lot of giants

is it an nl only league?

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, I have other players (CarGo, Youk, Ubaldo, Carpenter, etc) but I’m just using my tried and true strategy…that and I like rubbing it in that I’m a Giants fan

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by Mdizzle138 on Apr 7, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hum, seems familiar…

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I have a similar team minus Freddy and Tim but with Huff

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by Mdizzle138 on Apr 7, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a giants fan?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the aesthetic of Archer

I wish F1 cars still looked like these.

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we getting fireworks in the rain?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the lightening strikes from earlier.

Will that suffice?

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

phosphorous!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 8, 2011 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLAS VEGAS PITCHER WALKING IN 2 RUNS

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, man…

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I know this is a shot in the dark, but i'm guess nobody here is a fan of CSI?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Honestly, no.

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Youm guesses rightly.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wife and I are. but give no spoilers I have DVR'd tonights and I dunno when we will get to watch it.

Only watch the original though. Not a fan of Miami or NY

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, yea, i was talkin bout the original one. I actually kinda like it still

Although since Grissom left it isn’t as good as it once was… But there’s a special character on tonights show, used to be on the show a few times when Grissom was around

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember liking the original.
That was the one with the grey-haired fellow, right?

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, he soon left for doing broadway shows for real

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this “hair” of which you speak?

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Lady Heather.

This is like her 4th appearance. Yeah Grissom was my fav and the Langson character has not replaced him well. Also was upset they killed of Warrick.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

killed off.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yea... Warrick, :( that episode made me pretty sad

Warrick was a damn good character

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just out of no where

In a 3 episode span he turned into a undependable drug addict. That was never in his character. Then he gets shot.

I was really pissed about that whole arc. If you want to move on with your career, fine, but the writers should still come up with something better.

Good thing they did not do the same thing when the actress who plays Sarah wanted to try some other stuff with her career, when she couldn’t get some steady work she came back.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, remember he was a recovering alcoholic and gambler i believe too.

But yea, what the hell was up with that shit with the stripper?

No doubt with the fact the writers didn’t do a good job there, it was just so blatant, like oh, he’s shot dead, with Grissom running after him trying to help him. Plus, with Grissom, the guy was a father figure.

Great point on Sarah, she doesnt have as big of a role as she once did, but i just find it soooooo weird to see her without Grissom being there as well

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

His alcoholism was never that bad

and the gambling thing was resolved in like the first season ten years ago when he was running bets for the crooked judge.

All kinds of crazy.

And yeah, my wife is mad that she has been back for so long and Grissom hasn’t made an appearance. The actor is now an executive producer

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s why we like his character, because it was just so crazy.

Well, with Grissom, if you take the time he was on skype with both Sarah and Grissoms mother… Are you saying Sarah (jorja fox) is now an executive producer?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, William Petersen (sp?) Grissom's actor.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow, no way! i had no idea

i thought he wanted to leave to do broadway

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just broadway, but stage shows as well. But we are both right
Petersen renewed his contract with CBS to appear on CSI for the 2008-2009 season, reportedly for $600,000 per episode.6 On July 15, 2008, the Associated Press reported that Petersen was leaving the show as a regular following Season 9’s tenth episode in order to pursue more stage acting opportunities, but that he may return for guest spots. He also said that, if offered, he will reprise his role as Grissom as a regular again.7 He remains an executive producer of the show.7

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s why they keep him around as a recurring guest, to basically leave open the door for him to come back on the show. He is a pretty incredible actor though, and to take talents to broadway/stage it suits him.

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's a fun actor. The Grissom character was really great.

Never saw Manhunter though, but I did see Young Guns II

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was pretty good in movies?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have heard he was great in Manhunter

It’s supposed to be a good movie. Young Guns II was an ok movie.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the heads up on the movie titles

i’ll check those out definitely, or at least watch a few clips.

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manhunter = Red Dragon

The first movie appearance of Hannibal Lecter.

Red Dragon was a remake of Manhunter.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh, ok, got it. Thanks dude

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't count 5 minutes of a skype appearance him being on the show.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea... but i did think it was cute to see Grissoms mom on the show

Like i said though, Langston’s character is starting to grow, i like him, but nobody can replace Grissom

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEP!!! there ya go

And no doubt on Grissom, he destroyed that character, filled it perfectly. Langston’s character… well, i think it’s starting to grow with this new stuff going on with Haskell, really liking this season because of it.

But gotta say, one of my favorite episodes or few episodes was the one with Nick getting caught 6 feet under in an explosive casket. The show was directed by terentino i believe?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still watch CSI since CBS is kind enough to put the most recent episodes up on its website for free. I think it’s still okay, but a problem is they’ve essentially lost their two main characters. Not only did Petersen leave, but they don’t have Marg Helgenberger doing all that much anymore.

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly what Scout was saying concerning their two major characters, cuz yea, Grissom is a huge loss, and i’d say Warrick is a huge loss as well, to Nick. And hell, Marg wasn’t even in this episode tonight, u right

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could say this murder was….

…. a shot in the dark.

by apistat on Apr 7, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, NOT THAT ONE

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I love any excuse to use that picture, because he’s taking off his glasses to reveal another set of glasses.

by apistat on Apr 7, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, he’s a terrible actor

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

but... he's sooooooo bad it's actually funny

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the William Shatner of our time — the king of melodramatic overacting (or is that redundant).

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t keep track of all of them. same for Law & Order

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea.. i know right? That's why i just stick to one and that's it

however, Law & Order wins in that department of spin offs. Like SVU was pretty awesome, CI was great for a while, and the original with Sam Waterston, and Jerry Orbach was pretty awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of TV... NO MORE COMMUNITY UNTIL APRIL 22????????

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the episodes after this break are better than the ones we’ve had recently.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Soup is more humorous than Community

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, not really my thing.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

problem is, it is kinda true, because Community hasn't been on it's own level lately

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please for the love of all that is holy get rid of Chang

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just re-watched the blanket fort/conspiracy theory episode and I’m a better man for it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I hated that one, but then I realized that it was amazing. Shame the back half of Season 2 hasn’t had that level of quality.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is the point of Dr. Jeong? i mean, he's really funny in other roles, not this one

i thought it was all an act really, the fact that he acts like a complete fool… But he’s actually really got issues

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was pretty awesome in Season 1, but after he stopped being a figure of authority with a clearly defined place he basically became a cancer. I cringe every time he makes an appearance, because the plot will inevitably be derailed for the sake of wacky hijinx.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should go back to being a professor, like what his character really is good at. Like the fact that he’s been hanging out at Jeffs place, like sleeping at his place now, just plain weird

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice post time.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHH

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lol 3rd straight run walked in for Fresno

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Neal is so real he walks in RBIs

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon Dunston is livid

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Bip is happy.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bip vs. Dunston. Oh, but this is a sad day for Giants fans.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Days will get sadder than this.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaaand make that 4 walked in.

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m listening to the broadcast…
I keep imagining Derek Holland screaming the eff word into his glove in Game 2.

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, so, cool.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegas with the buLOLpen explosion.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FORD!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DARREN!

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by Ceora on Apr 7, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DARREN FORD WITH A GRAND SLAM

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap. Ho ly crap.

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

One out finally. lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

AND CORDERO GET'S AN ERA!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Burriss' game day pic is pretty funny

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You mad

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 7, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Having length is one thing, but controlling it, understanding how to use it is important"

ahh, context

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckily, many of us practiced a lot in high school.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s true even out of context

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN also said it

about golf

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to think of a scenario where that doesn’t imply.

Screw you, context. Take a hike.

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“imply”.
Apply, rather.
Way to go, dummy.
They all saw that.

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by waelwulf on Apr 7, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew what you meant :)

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

good out of context message from a friend on facebook

“it’s not how you start, it’s how you finish” i just took that portion out of context, because he continued in saying “just look at the giants”

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think both are important

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 7, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at the giants or continuing?

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you like my big cock?

I hope this shows up. If not, looks really bad.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upgrade to Pro Today!

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it! Click it here: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlXBeCvN8g1nppPTMuiAyxg8ry1wPITNx1Q2pOlg1xu6RZDSo_

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh, I was just messing with ya. I could see it.

you were so worried about it

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never know if a picture will show up or not.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I told you to click it here!!!!!

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see your cock.

It’s huge.

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genius scout is a genius.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

deserves a Tim Roye “OH MY!!!”

Jacob Dunnington

by TimLaser and MattyC on Apr 7, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that thing must really wake you up in the morning

I bet it’s glorious.

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Do NOT GIS this with safe search off.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t, but others might not.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the kind of cock you would want to see

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell “you” what he/she woudn’t want to see!!

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, wow, I just saw the “highlights” of the CLE-BOS game.

lols

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

something to take away from this game?

girlfriend’s happy, all that matters

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

Red Sox looks absolutely stupid

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Youkilis/Varitek non-forceout at home in yesterday’s game was very entertaining, too.

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a facepalm moment

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched all four broadcasts of that play — TV & radio from both teams. Three of them were right on top of it along with the umpires. Only the Red Socks’ TV guys, including Jerry Remy, were kind of off. They thought that the ump ruled that Youkilis didn’t catch the line drive on purpose, but that wasn’t what was going on.

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only when Orsillo caught on is when Remy caught on.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they would eventually have had to figure it out. I only watched the broadcast up until the next AB.

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for fun

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=13555425

followed shortly by

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=13555449

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Bruce Bochy use a squeeze play in an AL game once?

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol the Cleveland fan in the bleachers pointing and laughing after the McDonald tag-out.

Also, the WTAM guy was very excited about the suicide squeeze!

by non sequitur on Apr 7, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Ned: You have done well.

Edwin Jackson: 2-0, 1.59 ERA, 1.00 WHIP, 20 K v. 5 BBs

Carlos Santana: .333/.400/.476

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Once you start me wearin’ shorts, it takes a lot to get me to go back to pants!!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 7, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

pants>cake

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about cake pants?

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waiting for the new line before judging.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 Rock?

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah just me wearing a pencil skirt and short sleeved blouse. I look fab but I’m freezing my ass off.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

America alive and well!

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell us more.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure you are getting fireworks

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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

counterpoint

those look like boobs.

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by Giant Voodoo on Apr 7, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not. I would be worried if they were different colors.

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not stand for boobs of different colors mixing

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this makes you a racist homophobe

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why stop at just being one?

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we are giant. Do I have to explain everything?

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if we’re together. I’m advocating separate but equal

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wearing pants when

this happened.

And that was the happiest I’ve ever been.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is a good link. I will give this comment a rec.

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by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

One undefeated team left

The 6-0 Texas Rangers

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

But you are forgetting the fact that, THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS STILL WON THE WORLD SERIES

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

who were the last undefeated team in 2010

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

UMMM, THE ROYALS

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants at 4-0

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, peeps

Since my Brian Wilson Mighty Mugg auction did so well, I thought I’d put up another of my creations up for auction with all the proceeds going to the Red Cross again. Not Giants related, but if you like video games, it may tickle your fancy. Check it out: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290553914372

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

No need to mention names

was the winner of the Wilson one a McCoven?

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

It was EliminateMe (he mentioned it in a random comment).

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

That’s awesome.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, that is sweet!

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you make a Timmy Mighty Mugg it would bring in even more $$…if you care to take the time. ;)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 7, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those worried about Belt

Freddie Freeman: .105/.190/.158 in 21 PAs

Belt: .182/.302/.318 in 26 PAs

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

once Belt gets the batting average up, he’ll be raking

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The AVG-OBP differential is fine. You’d like to see more ISO, but that’ll come with time.

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by GiantPain on Apr 7, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, if he was hitting .282, he’d be hitting .282/.402/.418!! (I know that’s not really how it works, please don’t tell me it’s not).

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how it works!

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it doesn’t. Do we have to tell you everything?

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not how it works

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, my precious mods.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those worried about Belt:

OBP

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Apr 7, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

on pace for 108 walks!

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Handwringing?

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, at least keep your hands busy.

by Bar None on Apr 7, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hamwringing

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you do that…why would you do that?

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the delicious ham juice.

I thought that was obvious.

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t stop going on about the ham, we’ll have to slaughter you, Dr. Stankus, if that is your name.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he’s a doctor!

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, no

but I am a miracle worker

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And perhaps more importantly, a Stankus.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re blind and deaf? That’s really commendable

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

what’s so commendable about that?

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by DrStankus on Apr 7, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That you’re taking time to be in the blog.

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, go worry about Tejada or something.

Hella.

by Snack on Apr 7, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Belt is tied for first in pitches seen at 113 and 12th in P/PA (4.35)

Buster is 13 in P/PA (4.31)

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just gonna post this right here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfWCYKdL6pQ and say that this always gives me chills about the giants. And by the way, Linkin park’s song? not toooooo bad at all

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I think someone posted a high quality version recently.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, i can do a search for it, but you have a link to that if possible natto?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks natto, much appreciated

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, the dude at 2:40 with no shirt on and just rocking out, so hilarious

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh...super high quality

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty high quality…720 p.

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s someone recording a TV screen though.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly, so it's really not as good quality

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

my question is

what are the first few videos, of a guy striking out? Just an explanation of how frustrating giants history was in San Francisco?

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 7, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose so.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

720 progressive lines of lovingly encoded poop.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 7, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there any other videos like this on YT?

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the same problem when I try to distinguish Mozart from Handel. Or that other guy.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It amazes me that the 2010 Giants are the team that won the WS…just amazing.

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

 Cal, I don’t believe it either, nor do I believe in God.

Yet, there it is.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait when did Fresno score 11 runs

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

darren ford grand slam

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by jponry on Apr 7, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, really, what happened?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 7, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for him; I’m pullin’ for that fellan

by son of ggf on Apr 8, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good suggestion, Natto, but I don’t think so.

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 7, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRON 4 weather says gametime temps tomorrow will be 53 at 1:30. CBS 5 didn’t list one because of computer problems but says about 60.

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GET IT?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by calbearjd on Apr 7, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be chopped

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/4/7/2097475/a-note-on-giants-related-confidence

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by SFGuy on Apr 7, 2011 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed all the fun chatter, but very cool work.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 8, 2011 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

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