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On fanbases and rooting interests....

I have a strong dislike for a certain local city. I won’t name names because I’m a crowd-pleasing weenie (and the people who live there are potential TicketSquid customers!), but it’s not important which city it is. My opinion is mostly colored by anecdotal evidence and subjective experiences, so it isn’t something I’d attempt to defend. It’s probably just me experiencing some serious confirmation bias.

But the part of me that searches for an order in the chaos wants to quantify this feeling. Can the inhabitants of one city really be noticeably different? I came up with an analogy:

Star-divide

The difference between Neifi Perez and Tony Gwynn over their careers: about eight hits for every 100 at-bats. That’s a gross oversimplification, of course. Gwynn had a slightly better ISO and walk rate, and this doesn’t take into account home parks, position, et cetera. But the larger point still stands. If Neifi Perez had hit safely in eight more at-bats out of every hundred, he would have a statue in front of a major league ballpark too. The same theory applies with large groups of people. An additional eight freaks out of every 100 people in a town or city might seem slight, but they would be very, very noticeable.

So it goes. If you were to watch every Neifi and Gwynn game without any statistics at all -- no batting average, even -- you would know that something was different between the two players You would have an intuitive feeling that Gwynn was better, but there wouldn’t be a way to prove it without batting average, OBP, or whatever the closest stat happened to be.

For a while, I was convinced that this was true about my least favorite cities. And this eventually bled over into my feelings about fanbases. Maybe the difference between Phillies fans and other fans was about eight jackasses for every hundred out there. Sure, there might be 60% of the fanbase that’s just as normal as you are. Well, not you, but maybe the guy next to you. But that additional 8%...oh, man.

Makes sense. But don’t go down that road. You might be experiencing some unusual FAMIP -- "freak average on meeting in person." You aren’t meeting thousands of people in a city, or every single fan in a stadium. You’re just meeting (so to speak) a small sample, and you can’t possibly be able to discern what is noise and what is truth. The media can’t, either, so you can’t rely on how they portray a particular fanbase. Whether it’s a Phillies fan acting with indigestive abandon in the stands, or Yankees fans telling Cliff Lee’s wife that they do not respect her husband’s talents, you can’t assume they’re indicative of a larger group of people.

You also can’t just assume that people are people are people, and every region or fanbase will always contain the same ratio of normals to abnormals. Try sneaking into the Liverpool side at a EPL match with an Everton jersey if you want to test that theory. Some people take their rivalries just a wee bit more seriously than others. So maybe there’s something to the idea that the outfield pavilions at Dodger Stadium are more raucous than they used to be, that the crowds are increasingly hostile to opposing fans. Maybe.

But I’m not going to assume that’s true. In fact, I’m going to assume that the biggest difference between the Giants and Dodgers fanbase -- or any other fanbase for that matter -- is that they were born down there, and we were born up here. Or their grandpappys liked the way Duke Snider’s name sounded when they were 5, and ours liked the look of Willie Mays’ 1959 Topps card. There are thousands of different reasons why a person would pick one rooting interest over another, and almost all of them say nothing about the rest of the people who chose the same rooting interest.

Whenever I think, "Oh, those wacky fans of (Team X). They are so (description)," I remember that I might be looking at the Mike Benjamin-like streak of fan samples. Some crazy FAMIP. This goes for cities, fanbases, readers and commentors of different SBN websites -- everything. So while it’s tempting to look at something like this...

 

...and think it’s representative of a larger group of people -- I mean, really, really, really, really tempting -- it’s not worth it. It’s sports. It’s supposed to be fun. Stop taking things so seriously, and try to enjoy sports with as many different people as possible. It’s pretty useless to pretend that you can tell the Neifis from the Gwynns in what might be the equivalent of a month of at-bats.

And stop looking at that Yankees .gif. It’s corrupting the message of this entire post.

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I like that the tubby guy in the sweatshirt is doomed to be saying “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK” forever. An immortal loop of profanity.

He’s not even really saying it at anyone.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Apr 4, 2011 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN announcers really pissed me off last night, talking about the incident

First they say the 2 suspects were “presumably” Dodgers fans… then he screwed up and said the Dodgers fan is in the hospital…. then he starts talking about how Giants fans are likely to reciprocate the violence when the Dodgers visit AT&T.

Terrible, just terrible.

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Apr 4, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel bad for shulman

on radio, paired with one other guy, he is fine

put with blabber mouth valentine and doofy orel, he is really off his game

by bacci40 on Apr 4, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

Valentine was god awful and Oral was doofy at times.

And I agree with the post above it, ESPN used it as a topic of conversation and just bungled it.

Anyways, the whole incident was spooky, a 41 year old man? I left the game 20 minutes before that, just me and my gf, and I thought we were safe if we provoked nobody, which I was wrong. Dodger stadium way before that ruined any enjoyment out of that game. I hate the Dodgers, their stadium and at least 2 of their fans.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Apr 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Valentine was the worst color/play by play guy I have ever heard in any sport. I cannot believe that anyone thinks it’s a good idea to have him talking live on television during a game.

by Hammaker Party of 8 on Apr 5, 2011 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I cringed. I should have just stayed with the radio-time travel play by play, but I had to hear the “new” Sunday Night broadcasting team.

Terrible…

by inthesquat on Apr 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What tubby guy?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 4, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Apr 4, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was just pointing out that there are two.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 4, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The angrier one.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy up and to the right of the center douchebag.

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by marcello on Apr 4, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The capless one.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you tell

I can’t hear anything. Do I have an ear problem?

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by doubleteapot on Apr 4, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the 7th Circle of hell

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 4, 2011 12:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

<3 fuck you guy

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by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your love of FYG, both last night and today, boosts my spirits. Thank you.

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 4, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ENTIRE broadcast was a joke. Mike Zito? Turned it off when Lasorda crawled in the booth

by HitsOneHigh on Apr 4, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Mike Zito was pretty good

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you nerbs were making this up. LOL NATIONAL BROADCAST OF SUCK

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was chopping veggies farther away when I heard that. I looked up and asked my friend, “Wait, did they really just say MIKE Zito?!”

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by speckops on Apr 4, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking ahead
Last month we looked at the best players who will be arbitration eligible for the first time in 2012, including Andrew McCutchen, Clayton Kershaw, and David Price. While the top names in that group will be well-compensated, none project to earn $10MM or more for the ’12 season. Which arbitration eligible players are headed toward that level of a payday?
Tim Lincecum, Giants. Extension talks between Lincecum and the Giants are not expected during the season. He’ll be building on a $13MM salary, which might be even higher had he not signed a two-year deal previously. This is a case to watch next offseason. Lincecum’s teammate Jonathan Sanchez probably won’t make it to $10MM next year but he could be close.
Cole Hamels, Phillies. Like Lincecum, Hamels signed a multiyear extension but left at least one arbitration year open. He’s already at $9.5MM this year. Next year might cost $12-13MM, and then each free agent year should be priced at $20MM+. Hamels hopes to stay with the Phillies.

And my white whale:

Shin-Soo Choo, Indians. Choo is operating from a strong $3.95MM first-time salary, which he could double next time around. Nelson Cruz will operate from a slightly lower salary.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/04/major-arbitration-paydays-for-2012.html

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I have always disliked the Dodgers and Yankees fanbase with much disdain. I must have lived by the Polo Grounds in a past life.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 4, 2011 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

And the fat dude behind him is my reaction to watching SNL.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man, this ain’t my dad! This is a cell phone!

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 4, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday to the GROUND

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously, fans of other teams suck.

THE END.

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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

For all the crap Raiders fans get, I’ve never actually met one who wasn’t, really, a delightful person.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I just wish all my small sample fanbase theaters would be like this.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and I don’t hang around in the same establishments.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Oakland AAAA’s games.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Raiderfication of the A’s fanbase has been sad to behold.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they had those Oakland Pirates alt jerseys and hats for nothing. In fact I saw them on an Athletic Supporter in front of us at the game last Monday.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Athletic Supporter

hehehe

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by mhad on Apr 4, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is to say

The LA-ification of the Raiderfication of the A’s fan base. Or something like that.

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by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a delightful person.

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a delightful person

You are having tea and crumpets in the parlor as we speak.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do crumpets fall in the PieCake continuum?

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Apr 4, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wherever pancakes fall.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN THE TRASH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lower than strumpets.

man, I love me some tea and strumpets.

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks outside parlor window

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Although I once got kicked out of John Ascuaga’s Nugget back when I lived in Reno. Long story

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by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 4, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may be more about the type of people you may be more likely to actually meet. I would imagine that there are a bazillion asshole Raiders fans whose social circles would not coincide with yours. I tend to see these types about town being asshats, but I don’t actually meet them.

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by can of corn on Apr 4, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may be more about the type of people you may be more likely to actually meet.

That’s what I was trying to say. Maybe poorly. It was an odd way of agreeing with Grant.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your suck-up skills need some work.

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by can of corn on Apr 4, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all depends on the person. I have friends that are Raider fans and are cool, but there’s also the ones that aren’t. Oh, and the guys who just wear Raider clothing to look gangster.

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 out of 10 times I get cut off on the road I see a Raiders sticker on the crappy truck

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by O R They? on Apr 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you're saying...

that I shouldn’t make broad, sweeping generalizations on occurrences that happen once every dozen or so years?

How, exactly, am I going to have any fun, then? Spoilsport.

by DanielSmith on Apr 4, 2011 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

in this line

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sat in LF at a Fenway game

and found the fans to be much nicer than I was lead to believe.

Had a real nice chat throughout the game with a guy and his elderly dad, and all the fans around us were cool too.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Very similar experience at Yankee Stadium last year

At a playoff game, no less, we happened to be seated in front of three really obnoxious Athletic Supporters (from tha EAST BAY REPRESENT!!) that griped about the Giants for the first three innings. Luckily there were two empty seats in the second row from the railing, and we moved behind two really nice old dudes, clearly season ticket holders, visited by other ST holders from other sections. They gave us homemade cookies. Note they were not sitting next to the field like the “fans” in the above gif, which is really not that funny.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to one of the last games at the old Yankee Stadium with my son. We weren’t sporting any gear, because we just wanted to be there.

I liked the whole experience (including the subway ride). Yankee fans around us were great fun, cheered for their team, ragged on guys that didn’t give up foul balls to the kids sitting around them, etc… Goodtimes.

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated the crowd at old Yankee Stadium

They were unpleasant.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I started watching them when they were lousy, and therefore only experienced half-full stadiums and booing Matt Nokes. Fun for the whole family!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

By contrast, I have a friend who went to an A’s-Sox game at Fenway (pre-2004) with friends, and they were green and yellow from head to toe. By her claims, she and her friends got spit on.

I’ve just come to assume that there are good and bad fans in every franchise. The bad ones just happen to be the ones that stick with us because they’re much more vocal and obnoxious.

Selective memory and sample size strikes again.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

someone wrote “first.” A couple seconds later, it was deleted. I didn’t even have time to think, and then, poof, it was gone.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.

by doubleteapot on Apr 4, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

There was that one who stabbed a Charger fan

Guess you didn’t meet him

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it this meant as a reply to my comment about Raiders fans?

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be clear: I was making exactly Grant’s point. I know a pretty limited number of Raiders fans. They happen to be delightful, contrary to popular perception. That hardly means anything, though. It neither means that Raiders fans are a delightful bunch, nor that they’re a rancid group.

It just means I’ve met a few nice ones.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t go to many football games because OMG $$$$$ !!! but we’ve never had a problem at a Raider game. We’ve been to 3 Niner games and had problems at all 3.

We’ve had problems at dodger / Giants games – including the 3 dodger punks picking on the obviously “developmentally challenged” middle aged men [Giants fans] sitting in front of them. I’m sorry, I do my social work at work, I don’t like to feel obligated to defend the weak when I’m supposed to be enjoying a ball game.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We took my nephew to a Friday night SFG-LAD game last year, and I won’t be doing that again anytime soon.

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"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, that could play into it too…. since it is such a haul for us to get into games we usually only go on the weekends. I’d speculate a Giants dodger game on a Wednesday night in late July might be a lot less angsty.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a Dodgers-Giants Friday game last season. One of the security I know told me when I asked that there were very few ejections or arrests, which surprised me. But weekend night games (Friday and Saturday nights) have a zero tolerance policy. It seems to work.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

friday night games get crazy

alot of underage drinking/weed smoking by teh youth. especially last year. not to mention the usual shenanigans…

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d call it “rowdy” as opposed to “dangerous”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, kinda what I’ve heard from the ushers where I sit. They check tickets constantly so the rowdies do not move around too much. The usher clearly did not look forward to Friday night games.

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by timmeh on Apr 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't think it was all that bad

until i went to the Giants vs Cardinals friday night game this year. The one billed as a “playoff atmosphere” AKA snuggie night which is a story onto itself.

Basically, beer was thrown, “come at me bro” was uttered, and 6 giants “fans” got ejected. Not one thread of cardinal red to be seen anywhere. Usually you can’t beat the bleacher experience but that was a little much for me.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rarely sit in the bleachers anymore, only if a large group is going (100 folks) and thats for day games. Day games are so much mellower and that was a Dodger game. Just razzing between groups and if anyone was getting too intense, most folks told them to chill the hell out.

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by timmeh on Apr 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Logic is boring.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 4, 2011 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I NO RITE?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.

by doubleteapot on Apr 4, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totes Bra!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 4, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are you taking it?

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, just bored at work. I agree 100% with what Grant wrote.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 4, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down a chasm, apparently.

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by mhad on Apr 4, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much dislike LA and everything about it.

I hate the smog, the traffic, their teams, their “fans”. Thing is, I have a lot of friends that are from LA and are genuine fans of their respective teams so I should know better than to stereotype the lot. But when my friends are out of my view, I can’t help but go back to my original train of thought and drink up my haterade.

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by thirteen on Apr 4, 2011 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like LA except for the driving and its discontents

Unfortunately, those discontents (traffic, smog, sprawl) are pretty big ones.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a Bay Area native now living in the Central Coast/Southern CA,

I can confirm that the Bay Area is not making much progress on preventing the very things we all claim (my self included) to hate about LA.

It’s still more common to build out instead of up (creating sprawl,) BART is becoming less and less effective, traffic and smog are increasing, etc.

I didn’t notice it nearly as much until I moved away and came back to visit.

……………just sayin’………

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by breadfan7 on Apr 4, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Building up creates congestion. L.A. would be better off if they’d completed the other 60% of their freeways. Now they need to go double decker, like on the 110, but instead they throw their dollars down mass transit money pits.

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by Sabertooth on Apr 4, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should be spending their money on ginormous tubes to suck up the smog

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caltrans

Only thing moving slower than Bengie Molina.

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Molina has an eventual destination.

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by Sabertooth on Apr 4, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he playing this year?

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Garmin says he has arrived at his destination.

by shaggingflyballs on Apr 4, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, so that’s why that missing continent reappeared. I always wondered what happened to Atlantis

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Building up creates congestion.

Not if it’s done right.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Examples?

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by Sabertooth on Apr 4, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty easy to get around Manhattan. You just don’t want to drive.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, you don’t want to drive because of congestion. I like the freedom of driving. I get plenty of congestion in L.A., but I still have the freedom.

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by Sabertooth on Apr 4, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREEEEEDOMMMM!

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

I love the freedom of moving about Manhattan without a car. Not having to worry about finding a parking spot or driving after a few too many is a joy. The subway is really well laid out and there are stops everywhere. It seems like you can hardly walk two blocks without seeing a stop.

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by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line. The LACK of a car is what is freeing.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

My future employer in Chicago is nowhere near the El. Trying to find an apartment with a decent parking situation is a nightmare.

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE subway systems.

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by goGSW24 on Apr 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy having a car especially with a kiddo. You try to transport an one year on public transit. No thanks.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

try?

I have commuted with Mister Preschooler since he was 2.

And 2 is harder than 1. One-year-olds are a lot smaller and less mobile.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and less cantankerous.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

they have these things called “taxis” that drive down streets and stop when people hail them.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to worry about parking in Manhattan because of density. If you like that, fine, but not everyone wants to live in a hive community.

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by Sabertooth on Apr 8, 2011 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sprawling suburbs with lots of freedom riders, each driving alone in their own liberty wagon, create congestion.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT FREEDOM!!!

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on the transit “system”. Here in Sac it used to take me up to 2 hours to go 6 miles. Sometimes I did indeed walk it, but days are few when I’m not hauling tons of books, papers, and / or materials along with me. So walking wasn’t always an option. I was very glad to get a car. Now my 6 mile commute always takes ~20 minutes.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naahh… insufficient highway systems create congestion.

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by Sabertooth on Apr 8, 2011 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Northern VA

There is pretty bad traffic on the highways during commute time, but driving around Metro DC is generally pleasant/efficient.

If you look at aerial shots of Arlington County you can see concentrations of mixed use developments that correspond to stops on the metro. I like that type of growth.

by Viva Jon Miller on Apr 4, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

on another SBN blog

there has been a semi-hilarious debate on whether or not LA sucks. Some posters there feel like this is a proposition for debate class, or some kind of assault on their sense of justice, when it’s really just stating a fact grist for pointless internet arguments.

I suppose growing up in Northern CA tends to make one dislike the south. They tried to build a canal to steal all “our” water! We hatessss them, precious!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

My sister and her family lived there for a long time and are now about to move back. Through then I’ve met a bunch of other people who live there…I like the folks I know well enough, but I hate the city as a whole. I really, really wish my sister wasn’t moving back, because now I have to go there again. Argh.

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by Ceora on Apr 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also has to do with the media. If the national media thinks you are a bad fanbase, anything that fanbase does gets front paged.

For example I have been to more Phillies games than Giants games in my life (just how things have worked out) and I have met more assholes at ATT Park than I have at CBP park.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 4, 2011 12:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Need to finish that thought.

But everytime any incident happens at CBP it is front page news, if something happens at ATT Park it doesn’t get quite the same circulation. IIRC wasn’t somebody stabbed on the walk behind RF a few years ago?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 4, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

/breaks whine bottle over breadfan’s head

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the good wine!

Oh, it was just a zinfandel. Carry on then.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Apr 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yum.

Bopis.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds pretty offal.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oof, that one hurt.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m all for passion in sports, but it’s also fun to actually coexist with rival fans. The banter back and forth is what makes the rivalry relationship rewarding. I have a good friend who’s a big fan of the North Dakota hockey team, one of Boston College’s big on-ice rivals. It’s fun. It makes the games more enjoyable. Except for Notre Dame fans. They just suck.

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

And disclaimer: I don’t have any friends that are Dodger fans.

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My best friend is a Dodger fan.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t aware Pokemon had team affiliations.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d be surprised how thorough those Game Freak designers are.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my good baseball buddies is a Dodger fan. We talk shit all of the time. It’s fun!

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s how it should be. Talking shit is the best, as long as there are no knives involved.

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have any friends who are Dodger fans, but I have met my fair share of intelligent, good-natured Dodgers fans at both ballparks. Those are the kind of people that make the rivalry fun.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ENOUGH HATE. pls resubmit.

by shaggingflyballs on Apr 4, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s definitely fun, some people just tend to take it too seriously and beat people up in parking lots.

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

The Dodger fans who attacked Brian Stowe did it more because they were sociopaths than out of loyalty to the Dodgers.

The fact that they could turn a sport rivalry into a reason to attack a person they didn’t even know says more about them then the rivalry

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s sort of what I meant by it. Some people just have problems.

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially since they started it by hitting him the back of the head. wtf? suckerpunched in the back of the head?

by shaggingflyballs on Apr 4, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

running around in the back of my mind has been some thought that this was some kind of gang thing. “Go beat up a Giants fan and you’re in.” I mean there was a “get away car” ready and waiting?

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said something about the gang in the area favors LA Dodger hats…..

I know there’s another gang in the San Fernando area that used to wear SF hats don’t know if there’s any correlation?

by 49er Faithful925 on Apr 4, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well to make a long story short, Mexican gangs in CA are split into two major factions Nortenos(red, northerners) and Surenos(blue, southerners). Nortenos often wear clothing of the northern CA teams that are redish and represent northern-ness(Niners, sometimes Giants). Surenos often wear Dodgers/Raiders stuff. So you’ll see lots of gangsters (and people who wish they were) wearing these things.

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember thinking it was weird when i saw a bunch of Tampa Bay Buccaneers Brad Johnson #14 jerseys being worn.

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So when I wear a Giants cap, I'm representing?

Awesome,

/flashes gang sign

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s no gang sign—you just bid on a Monet.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Apr 4, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also the same way with Bloods and Crips although they’re largely LA based they do have offshoots in lots of cities. The Dodger blue is the preferred hat of many a Crip.

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by Heshan on Apr 4, 2011 4:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

And Reds caps for bloods

Which I always thought was funny because it has a big C on it.

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ve had a lot of fun at Cal games with fans from WSU, UW, OSU. I haven’t really run across opposing fans at AT&T much, at least in the cheapskate places we sit. If they’re not Giants fans they’re tourists with no rooting interests.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST ENJOY THE GAME

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOL'd IRL.

I’m so glad all of those Lookout Landing guys are as clever and humorous as Jeff! NEW SECOND FAVORITE TEAM!

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by breadfan7 on Apr 4, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my second favorite baseball blog but A’s are still my 2nd favorite team.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sarchasm gif.

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by breadfan7 on Apr 4, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No really

I grew up in the East Bay and had a lot of friends who were A’s fan.

I have nothing against the team and they are in Oakland.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with ya...

…I was just pointing out how silly it would be to become a Mariners fan just because their blog (written by a handful of people) is such a good read.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 4, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

people have become fans of teams for sillier reasons

I’m a Devils fan because I liked playing with them in the NHL 2K demo.

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best hockey video is still NHL 94

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the one that took out blood? How can I send Valeri Zelepukin off with an injury in that version?

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They took out the fighting in the game. But otherwise, the game was great.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of in this line

I have a vague rooting interest in the A’s, but Mariners fans are so much better than Athletic supporters.

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by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve worn opposing jerseys to many a mlb game, even wearing Yankees garb in the bleachers at Fenway, but the only place I’ve ever been harrassed was in Oakland. So, yeah, most people aren’t jerks.

The most fun is wearing Giants stuff on the streets of NYC. Those people do not forgive or forget. But they do have a sense of humor about it.

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by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I wore my Mays throwback T there during the playoffs and got some favorable comments from Mets fans.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hubby was wearing Giants garb in line for subway tokens and the lady told him to go to the back of the line, so totally deadpan that for a second we both believed her. People at Yankee Stadium were equally funny/deprecating.

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by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG THIS IS TRUE

I don’t wear team stuff usually because I think it’s tacky, but I have a Giants shirt or two. And when I would wear one in New York, OLD LADIES would look and sneer at me, and that HAD to be because of the shirt, because usually old ladies have the hots for me.

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should wear Jets shirts next time, old people love those!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

See

I don’t mind if you wear opposing team gear to the stadium. What I hate is when you wear gear from teams that aren’t playing in that game.

That said, I make an exception for hats, because, hey, what if that’s your only hat?

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by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was but a lad I remember wearing my little league Rockies cap to a Giants because I thought as long I had something baseball-related on I was showing my support the the G-men.

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by jdoldham831 on Apr 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

real men of geeeeeniuuus

Here’s to you, dude in Pirates gear from head to toe at a SFG-COL game!

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"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to see a lot of Giants stuff at Warriors games.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wear giants stuff to oakland games

just because i would never consider wearing anything oakland related and pretty much always wear something giants related.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants aren't in the game

Then you’re one of the people I hate.

I still like you though.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m one of those people, but usually it’s just the cap. Maybe a sweatshirt if its chilly. No way I’m wearing A’s gear just because my friends want to go to an A’s game.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go with the NCAA cap in that case. Or the “I’m With Stupid”, works well at the Colosseum.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colosseum.

NERO!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be improved if the AAAA’s added lions and gladiators to the crumbling ruins!

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"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't you wearing one of Bochy's SF lids?

It’s not like you’re going to have a humumgous Oakland lid custom made.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actually bought

one of the A’s alternate black caps but i can’t bring myself to wear it anymore.

Last time i went to a non-giants A’s game i wore a toeldo mudhens cap with my giants jacket.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and pretty much always wear something giants related.

The other day I realized that about 1/3 of my shirts are Giants shirts. I have a feeling everyone around me has known this for a while.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've been asked if i own non-giants related

clothing. The answer is obviously yes but i tend to wear a giants shirt on every gameday.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if I ever visited Fenway or some other stadium I would rock Giants stuff just to represent. I mean, I’m not about to go buy Red Sox stuff.

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We buy souvenir shot glasses when we go to other parks

Makes for a nice collection

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We buy pins from each ballpark we go to. We have a 4′×6′ map of the US on the wall that we put pins in for the cities we’ve been to.
That’s really the extent of other teams’ merchandise we do, but we want to have a tangible way of showing which parks we’ve been to

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 4, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ballpark mementos are souvenir baseballs and batting helmets. I love ’em.

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 4, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally, I agree with you, but I made an exception to my own rule last summer...

…my inlaws are from San Diego (and I’m slowly converting the mrs. She was appalled last month when she realized she could name more players on the Giants than the Padres!)

A few summers ago while visiting they took us to a Padres/Dodgers game at Petco. I wore my Lincecum jersey. I got a few strange looks, but a few people picked up on the “enemy of my enemy is my friend” thing and had a good laugh over it.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Has this been discussed yet?
markfwespn Mark Fainaru-Wada
Bombshell: Govt says they now have recording that they believe would contradict Ting testimony, which had been brutal to them Thursday
markfwespn Mark Fainaru-Wada
Govt: We might have to recall Ting, Hoskins or both, “so that there’s an accurate depiction of what hhappened.”
markfwespn Mark Fainaru-Wada
Illston: I find no violation, sloppy practice, and no need for evidentiary hearing. If defense provides material … Arguedas says she does
markfwespn Mark Fainaru-Wada
Defense will file material they say clearly shows govt held back. Illston says she’ll look and revisit her ruling.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Translation?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense is trying to get the recordings kicked based upon the prosecution’s failure to provide the recording previously.

I’m not sure this is going to work. The recording seems like impeachment to me.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words, this isn’t a TV show in which one side can run in with surprise witnesses and new evidence.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

True except if it’s impeachment. It’s tricky because impeachment evidence is only supposed to go to the veracity of a witness, not the substance of the evidence (whether the witness lied v. where what is recorded is true).

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if it’s impeaching the impeachment of one of your own witnesses by your other witness?

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Apr 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s impeachment still, right? I mean your witness can become adversarial.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do you really want to impeach your own witness like that? Doesn’t that then invalidate anything useful he may have said before the cross? Just seems procedurally suspect.

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Apr 4, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll become interested in this trial when they start talking about positraction.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a trick question. I cook magic grits.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta make sure you’re wearing a burgundy colored velvet tuxedo.

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Apr 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

not to mention if you impeach your own witness in high profile case, good luck getting more witnesses next time

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but the real shocker for most people is that virtually every TV show/movie with a courtroom scene does this. EVEN BIG DADDY- HOW COULD YOU ADAM SANDLER!!!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The governments case fell apart last week when one of thier witnesses (Bond’s personal doctor, Dr. Ting) basically contradicted everything the star witness said, then revealed that he had spoken additionally to the government but that conversation was not entered into any kind of record or told to the defense.

Over the weekend, the government apparently found a recording that will contradict what Ting said on the stand, only the defense had never heard or seen this recording either.

So there is going to be arguments whether the new recording is admissable, or if the trial should be dismissed since the government’s case is in shambles now and Bonds’ team has the momentum, which if this recording is legit could take that momentum back.

The defense also wants to prove the government was knowingly keeping evidence that would hurt it’s case from the defense, which I believe is illegal.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yeah I remember you guys talking about evidence being withheld last week. I think I’m starting to understand what’s going on.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, btw.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No prob.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how the recording was someone magically found last night at 11:00 pm.

I also think Hoskins is a complete tool to record all sorts of conversations with people. And I also also think that if some douche bag records a conversation with someone without that person’s permission, it should never be able to be used in a legal proceeding. It just seems so dirty.

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by can of corn on Apr 4, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it just seems a little convenient that they just found this recording

I mean, this trial has been pushed back for how long now? But there is still stuff the prosecution is claiming it just found?

How does the government not look like jackasses in all of this?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. The whole Linda Tripp/Monica Lewinsky dilemma.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 4, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really analogous. Lewinsky was trying to coordinate perjury between herself, Clinton, and Tripp in an ongoing proceeding. Who was trying to get Hoskins to commit perjury? Not even Hoskins is claiming this.

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by Sabertooth on Apr 4, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the recordings where created w/o Monica knowing blah ablah blah.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 4, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not lawyer

but this is a bad sign:

Ting’s testimony obviously buoyed Bonds’ team. Ting was even seen shaking the hands of a member of the former slugger’s entourage sitting in the first row of the courtroom after he stepped down from the witness stand.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;ylt=AsjUUDbBoUmW2Pl2w2NLwIRvLYF?slug=ys-Bonds_has_momentum_heading_into_critical_week_040311

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“By which I mean high 5,000 if you get my drift”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it on the Simpsons that someone is on the stand (Krusty, maybe?) and someone just hands him a bag of cash?

“Oh. Um… It seems that, uh, my laundry is finished.”

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've said it before

But I think all sportsfans everywhere suck. You can listen to sportstalk radio anywhere in the country, it’s the same inane people calling in. Every stadium in the country has its share of drunk morons.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, this.

One summer we saw two Giants/Dodgers games, one in SF and the other in LA. I’m sorry to report that both times the visiting fans were being the assholes.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Apr 4, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standard Yankee Stadium practice: trouble in a section? Eject the guy in the Mets shirt. Infallible, even when the Mets aren’t even there.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you wear a Mets shirt to a Yankees game where the Mets aren’t playing, you’re kind of asking for it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems to be a pastime, in this case with the offensive t-shirt covered until mid-game. One clown in a royal blue hat had a flag and was waving it until some clown in a navy hat grabbed the flag and threw it over the railing. At which point the royal blue hat guy was tossed.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

why

would you think that people who call in to sports talk radio would be representative of a fan base?

by shaggingflyballs on Apr 4, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Muzak

One of my favorite songs is “Paint It Black” by the Rolling Stones (in case you didn’t know).
I was just on hold with AT&T and heard a muzak version that was actually kind of interesting. Very slow and percussive.

OT to the OT, AT&T support still sucks ass. AT&T U-Verse support number listed on their site doesn’t even go to u-verse reps.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 4, 2011 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. I’m saying I kind of wish I would have went with turkey or ham, instead of salami.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 4, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so long as the error doesn’t impel you to blot out the sun.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will wait on hold in the shade.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Apr 4, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

When a friend got free tickets to the Rolling Stones and her husband refused to go, we each waited until they had played our favorite song, then left. Mine was Paint It Black.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I too have seen them play for free. I think it was 2006 or so.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty easy to have fun when the price was $0 plus a little transit time.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a related note

The Muzak-like version of the Stone’s “The Last Time” contained the string-sounding riff and arrangement from “Bittersweet Symphony”, which the Verve lifted without sufficient permission. (They had permission to sample, but they took too much) That deicision cost them tons of money in royalties.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a Grammy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it cost them all of it. really a shame.

by shaggingflyballs on Apr 4, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A shame?

It say it was bittersweet

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call them about anything else and they will try to sell you U-Verse

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Far away eyes.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Country cool — even a mention of Bakersfield

Just waiting on a friend?

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that song

That whole album was incredible

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the joke that it’s the Stones Disco album?

I know it only Rock n Roll…

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was one song on it that was kind of disco

The other songs like Respectable or Shattered were awesome.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHATTERED IS GREAT

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MEAN

I don’t know anything about the Rolling Stones, never heard of em.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beast of Burden is a classic, and Some Girls is a once in a lifetime song.

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the first time in a long time

I heard one song and it made me run out and replace an album I lost a long time ago. And I’m not picking among its tracks, compilation or no:

1. Brown Sugar
2. Tumbling Dice
3. Happy
4. Dance Little Sister
5. Wild Horses
6. Angie
7. Bitch
8. It’s Only Rock ’N Roll (But I Like It)
9. Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)
10. Rip this Joint

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loving Cup.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Apr 4, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Streets of Love

One song from a recent album: A Bigger Bang
Slow…but good
If you want a taste of newer stuff

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are too many great songs to pick one

My favorite always depends on my mood.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess you are right.

I mean, even in the album listed above how are you going to say I like Brown Sugar or Tumbling Dice? We’ve all heard those songs a million times. It’s strange about the Stones in that way. 60’s onward….

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet Virginia

Not one of my favorites. But I was at an Oak Col show (Van Morrison opened) about 6 years ago and a guy and his girlfriend next to me, sang and danced away to this song thru out the concert, no matter what song (or even if a song) was being played.

I guess they were in the mood for Sweet Virginia!

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no expectations

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild Horses is up there for personal reasons. i don’t know if I could pick just one, though.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first 20 seconds of Gimme are so wild…

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay 45 secs.

So how about “Dance little sister Dance”…
The whole Some Girls album is like a time machine…
including the nice licks on Respectable.

Tumbling Dice.

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I was about say “Gimme Shelter”.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always try to get a ticket or two on there “last” tour thru the Bay Area and take one of my kids… I’ve been doing that for about 15 years now. Just in case it’s their last stop.

by Turf_Toe_ on Apr 4, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE 'FUCK YOU' GUY

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t stop watching that gif.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you ridin' 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like

Fuck Youse!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

I either never knew or forgot what happened in the animated GIF above, which I can see is from the 2010 ALCS. Obviously whatever it was speaks ill of Yankee fans. Wha’ happened?

by non sequitur on Apr 4, 2011 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Robinson Cano hit a deep fly ball. Andy Samberg douchebag interfered with him. It wasn’t called and Cano got a home run out of it.

Fuck you guy says “Fuck you” to no one in particular.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

To no one and everyone all at the same time.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone realizes that part of the gif can be filmed almost anywhere in NYC, at almost any time? Don’t cut in line at Lincoln Center is all I’m saying.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve worn Giants gear to Dodger Stadium plenty of times. Sure, some fans are assholes, and some are lifer thugs, and some are lifer gangsters, and you can find more of them in certain seats than others. When Bonds first played on the Giants in 1993 I used to sit in the bleachers with my little girl and a lot of the Dodger fans were really nice. They even laughed when I ribbed them about Darryl Strawberry. Wouldn’t sit in the bleachers now, too many gangsters. That’s a reflection of how L.A. is going I’m afraid.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Apr 4, 2011 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Uggla has giant biceps

This is what I’ve learned watching the Braves-Brewers game.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The guy who size surprises me is Mark Texeira. Dude is ripped.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Apr 4, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his name

you should know his name

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

argh i forgot

if only someone would remind me at an appropriate time

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by Lies and Perfidy on Apr 4, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh thank god

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by Lies and Perfidy on Apr 4, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love it if the Marlins announcers still did this when Uggla played the Marlins.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope the Braves broadcasters aren’t doing this.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not, so far as I’ve heard.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Apr 4, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are very learned, Papa Homer.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he “Scissor Man” or “Texas Man?”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 4, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Giambi has enormous biceps. obviously juiced

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods thoughtfully

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Apr 4, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I love to bash Dodger fans

It’s always kinda struck me as contradictory that Giants fans bash them as uninterested, lazy fans who show up late and leave early, but also as crazy, insanely passionate fans that will kick your ass for showing up in a Giants hat. Which isn’t to say that those things are 100% mutually exclusive (since both phenomena clearly happen to some extent).

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 4, 2011 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Here's why this works

A lot of Dodgers don’t really give a shit about the team. However, it’s not because they are passionate about the team. It’s just a fuck you we’re sposed to be big rivals so I’m gonna be a dick to you kinda thing.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 4, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I butchered that point but you get what I'm getting

Not passionate about the team. Just like being assholes and yelling at the “outsider” in their stadium.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 4, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are people that like to get in fights, and it’s as good an excuse as any.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They arrive early and leave late so they can hang out in the parking lot. DUH

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Strike that, reverse it.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt me, hurt me! Save them, save them!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the zip codes of the seats. West L.A. sits behind home plate and the dugouts. They won’t assault you, they have traffic to beat.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Apr 4, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we're going to make fun of Raiders fans . . .

. . . we should really all laugh at Raiders receiver Louis Murphy being arrested for possessing Viagra without a prescription.

Dude is 23. Is his junk broken already?

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Apr 4, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Commonly abused as a recreational drug. We can make fun of him for potentially having priapism, though!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard about kids in their twenties using it to keep it up for, I guess, hours back when I was 23, and that is a long time ago now.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard about 23yo using it to keep it up for, I guess, hours back when I was 23. That is a long time ago now.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were 23 when you “heard” about a 23 yo using it?

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a ‘friend’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

"That ain't mine"

I hope it was a female arresting officer. Just for more embarrassment.

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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is so totally my bag, man

I heard about 23yo using it to keep it up for, I guess, hours back when I was 23. That is a long time ago now.

by wcw on Apr 4, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually heard about 23yo using it to keep it up for, I guess, a long time back when I was 24. That is a long time ago, though.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it comes to the fanbases where the poor behavior is increasing

It might be that the perception is becoming the reality. People acting like jackasses because it’s expected, allowed & sometimes encouraged.

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Semi-OT: Who is going to SJ Giants FanFest today?

Hella jealous if you are.

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Pics or fanpost for those of us trapped elsewhere! Please!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

Just noticed the pic being used for this thread, and it reminded me of Grants ill-timed yet funny tweet about it.

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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That was also my first thought. Then I thought that Grant was a bad man for making the joke again.

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by can of corn on Apr 4, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's more than anecdotal evidence to prove that Dodgers fans suck

I can somewhat agree with this post, but not when it comes to Dodgers fans. It’s not just my opinion that the majority of them only watch 4 innings of the game. I have been watching Giants-Dodger games for nearly thirty years and when the camera pans back in the 1st inning, the place is empty, same thing happens around the 7th.

Also, this is not an isolated incident of a Giants fan being injured at a Dodgers game. Remember it was just a couple of years ago that someone was killed at a Dodgers game, presumably for being a Giants fan. While this may seeming level of pash might seem to contradict the earlier statement about them showing up late and leaving early, it doesn’t, there are just a lot of violent individuals who live in the greater Los Angeles area who also like to prey on the weak or anyone they perceive as being different from them. As recently as 2006, Los Angeles had roughly 12.4 murders for every 100, 000 people, while the national average sat at 7. But I don’t really need a ton of statistics here, Los Angeles’ gang violence has spawned countless documentaries and has also spawned such gangs as the Crips, the Bloods and MS-13.

Lastly, I was born and grew up about 100 miles south of San Francisco and started watching major league baseball in 1986 when Will Clark came up and we all know that Will Clark is not as douchey as Oral Hershiser. Had I been born and grown up in LA I would have had the presence of mind to root for the Giants and although I would be dead now, at least I wouldn’t have been a Dodger fan.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember it was just a couple of years ago that someone was killed at a Dodgers game, presumably for being a Giants fan.

That strikes me as a rather large presumption.

And before you get up on your high horse about violence at LA ballparks:

Man Pleads Guilty in Fatal 08 Fight Outside Giants Game

Giants Fan Fatally Stabbed – that one even happened in our parking lot!

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by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm
I have been watching Giants-Dodger games for nearly thirty years and when the camera pans back in the 1st inning, the place is empty, same thing happens around the 7th.
But I don’t really need a ton of statistics here,
Lastly, I was born and grew up about 100 miles south of San Francisco and started watching major league baseball in 1986 when Will Clark came up and we all know that Will Clark is not as douchey as Oral Hershiser. Had I been born and grown up in LA I would have had the presence of mind to root for the Giants and although I would be dead now, at least I wouldn’t have been a Dodger fan.

Stop being so serious…

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

All chasm?

You had me going. I was going to remark about the complete non-existence of gangs or violence in the Bay Area!

But while I’m here: As much as I love to pick on Dodger fans for their tardiness, I’ve shown up late to quite a few Dodger games. No matter how well you plan, LA traffic will bite you in the ass.

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping the last part would give it away. I wanted it to seem serious until the last paragraph, but apparently it wasn’t apparent enough.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the place where I should ask where the hell everyone at AT&T is for the first two innings of the game? Are the beer lines really that long? If so, is it so much trouble to show up during the Bruce Bochy Recycling message to get in line?

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

The beer lines are that fucking long, it’s pure communism.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gates open at 5.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love being there when the gates open.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friends went to the game on Friday. Leaving from Simi Valley, their friend left 30 minutes before them and arrived an hour before the game started. Traveling along the same roads, they arrived 30 minutes late. LA traffic is grating, and the stadium area is even worse.

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by Tay on Apr 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers fans suck

132 arrested at opening day last year. 72 arrested this year on opening day at Dodgers stadium.

They have a serious problem with drunk fans destroying the surrounding neighborhood (Echo Park) where I live. It’s trashed every year. I’m not sure about other teams, but Giants fans certainly pay more respect to their ballpark and neighborhoods come game time.

by riprock on Apr 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus, don’t you get it? The only fan base that doesn’t do anything are Giants fans. They don’t get into fights and if they do, it’s the other fans fault. They never get drunk. Never get arrested. Never do anything wrong.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rangers fans started it!!! /WS

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They smoking weed over there!

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws it into next section . . . >

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by gallo del cielo on Apr 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are houses in SoMa?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deluxe condos!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Goofus was thinking of the houseboats on Mission Creek.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, you know what, maybe I just hate the SOMA and have a weak bladder.

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by waelwulf on Apr 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The arrests speak for themselves

In Echo Park, next to Dodgers stadium, its like bay to breakers on opening day. SOMA barely looks different on opening day besides the crowds. And I’ve never read about 100+ people being arrested the day of a Giants game.
 
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-04-02-dodgers-20110402,0,5917572.story
LA Times article has arrest numbers

by riprock on Apr 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donno if this has been talked about:

Brandon Crawford got hit by a pitch, and broke his finger, out 4~ish weeks.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Last Thursday, hit by a pitch.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did this happen?

On his finger

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motherfucker

He is one unlucky guy when it comes to injuries.

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by marcello on Apr 4, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

balls on a fuck

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by Lies and Perfidy on Apr 4, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, so Adrianza and Crawford are both out for a while.

/waits for Burriss to break another toe

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by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like Rohlinger to get a shot at SS after either Tehaha makes another error or takes another 0-10

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/swings at 1st pitch

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was so horrible. i didnt see it live, but the highlight reel made a real big deal about it… I guess pat and belt walked before him?

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

Belt walked with the bases loaded, and then Miggy swung at a breaking ball at his ankles.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Apr 4, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’d think a 14 year vet would be a little smarter than a rookie, no?

IMO Belt should be hitting 2nd with that eye of his. Did you know his OBP is .200 points higher than his avg?

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took him all of 5 seconds to kill a rally that took a long time to develop.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame myself for the rally ending. I watched Burrell and Belt walk at the bar in a Cheesecake Factory. I left before Miggy came up.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m of the mind that if DeRosa had PH, we’d have gotten a quality AB there. Just because I really, really like DeRosa this year. It’s like having a new player

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2013 Opening Day starting SS?

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I don’t have to keep postponing that…

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

2020 at this rate

dude can’t hit for shit

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Azmanz is going to softly chastise you now.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as its soft

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

softly?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like his son, he doesn't hit anything hard.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

boooooooooo

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first. It will then build to a crescendo and fade away slowly, lingering in the memory.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

INCEPTION’d?

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know for sure?

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he absolutely has no chance to replace Tejada now

Fuck

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by DFARowand on Apr 4, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems like every minor leaguer is injured

someone put Thomas Neal and Zack Wheeler in a plastic bubble

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by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Wheeler stumbles and breaks nose on Neal’s knee, Neal pulls hamstring in failed attempt at avoidance

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully ESPN will put him on the DL so I can do the same with my fantasy squad.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Watched him play last year in Richmond and he’s all glove and no stick. I’ve never been a believer in him being an everyday player. Adrianza is better defensively and his stick, although meak, projects to being fringey.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

I’m pretty sure Crawford’s stick is better than Adrianza’s. And they’re about even defensively from the reports I’ve heard.

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen Adrianza in person and maybe I'm reading something different

But if his stick is equal to Crawford’s than the Giants need to find a long-term solution at SS, because it ain’t happening. Great glove though, and would make a fine utility infielder/pinch runner.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Crawford had a wOBA .14 points higher (30 points of OPS) a level higher in a pitchers’ league

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford’s better now, Adrianza’s better relative to age, and they both suck.

by Evan on Apr 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford's wrc+ was 99 last year in Richmond.

If he can continue to put up league average hitting for his respective league (even if it’s slightly below average), he could be a valuable player in the bigs, since his D is legit.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he was a below average hitter in AA

And he’s already 24 which means that we should think that he’ll be able to be an average hitter in the majors because ___________________________

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by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he puts up league average hitting in Fresno this year, then he could put up slightly below league average hitting in the bigs the following year. I don’t see a problem with this logic.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

with his D, he really only has to manage a high 80s, low 90s wRC+ at the ML level.

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he manage that?

In 2010, he struck out 82 times in just 362 PAs – extrapolate that out to about 125. That’s a worrying amount of strikeouts for a major league player, to say nothing of a guy who’s swinging and missing that often in AA.

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by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He reworked his approach/swing in the off season. SSS and ST but when he got sent down mid-to-end spring (15~ish PA’s) he hadn’t struck out while drawing 5 walks. I think that’s a good sign.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a good question

his AAA numbers should give us pieces of an answer by the end of the season.

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres – 128 Ks in 2010.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But Crawford is already striking out at that rate in AA – with vastly inferior pitchers. If he faced ML pitching, those numbers would be much higher.

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by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t they just say Crawfords D was def NOT ML-ready? Wasn’t that him who had a terrible spring with a ton of errors?

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he was drafted, he was ML-ready defensively.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s wrong with Rohlinger? a little of both there, no? some hit, some field?

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just seems like he never got a chance, although I don’t know how much time he’s actually played at SS.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully Rohlinger will be the SS by June, when Miggy is hitting .093 with an OBP of .100

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Giants see Rohlinger as anything other than a 3B and spot-start 2B.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scouts have made favorable comparisons between Adrianza and Vizquel in terms on defense, especially hands.

Adrianza is the better defender, but is even more non-existent offensively.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sup Nerbs

Finally, off shift!! so I heard about the game last night, even worse I saw the highlights… is there any plan to fix the Huff-in-RF problem? What is the grougthink of what happens tomorrow, does Nate play?

Also, fuck Tejada. From what I saw, he hacked at a first pitch at his shoelaces with the bases juiced?

And at least we are scoring runs- that makes me happy!!

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ANSWER ME, PEOPLE!!

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks away from the crazy firefighter

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t feel like sifting through 2000 comment threads to see what they are gonna do about it.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff: Opinions vary from it’ll be okay when Ross comes back and Huff moves to LF to Belt should be playing OF with Huff at 1B. Also discussion that the Giants should have signed Uribe instead of Huff. Nate is not playing until the 8th inning.

Tejada: Consensus is that he sucks

Runs are good and Wilson absence is affecting the bullpen. Alternate theory about bullpen is that Bochy is just pitching everyone to see what they each has.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Huff signing over Uribe is multi-faceted. We didn’t know what was gonna happen with Belt, and if Burrell fell off a cliff, we still need a LF, so Huff had to be signed.

We all saw what a rally-killer Uribe was yesterday, first-pitch hacking in the middle of the LA lineup. I do have concerns about Tejadas offense and defense, but Uribe wasn’t the answer, and esp not at the cost of signing Huff.

And it would seem to me that Bochy is being over-careful with the bullpen, not wanting to burn Romo, Affeldt or Lopez in the 7th because he doesn’t have his closer.

What I don’t get, though, is he used Affeldt and Lopez on Sat, in a blowout, while he used the relievers that he “doesn’t know what he’s gonna get” in close games.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That last bit is mostly why I’m so irritated with Bochy’s bullpen managing. He’s not JUST being overprotective, he’s being an idiot.

Also, hi there!

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by Ceora on Apr 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello to you to! how goes it?

yeah his bullpen experimentation is coming at the cost of losing games. and that is weak

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I slightly disagree

assuming that the closer by committee thing was set, the differences in skill level between Affeldt, Runzler, Mota, RamRam, and Mota are minimal. It’s basically a “who’s throwing better” deal.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. School, school, more school…nothing too exciting. But there’s baseball now! =D Even if Bochy is being annoying.

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by Ceora on Apr 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m enjoyin evey minute. This is my fav time of the year, hands down. baseball just getting underway, beach trips, lying in the sun, more sun, couple vacations planned, probably a few 5 day forest fire trips…

best time of the year, in the best year of my life so far.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

=D

I’m still waiting for it to get sunny around here. The cherry trees on campus have bloomed! but its still raining 24/7. Once things dry off a little it’ll be time to hit the mountains.

Glad things are good!

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by Ceora on Apr 4, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you live in Washington, right? near Seattle?

you’ll be 50 when you next step out of the house if you wait for it to stop raining

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to school in Seattle, live on the other side of the lake.

Yeah, yeah I know. But I’m at least waiting for it to stop raining hard :P. Stupid place, I miss the desert.

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by Ceora on Apr 4, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! 79 sunny days a year! A year! Quit complaining! That’s more than enough!

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 4, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Carson City, NV. 79 days doesn’t cut it. /complaincomplaincomplain

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by Ceora on Apr 4, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you. 79 days is suicide weather.

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 4, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but how many wind-free days? Hmmm?

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I’m with you. 79 days is suicide weather.

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 4, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Seriously.

Worth saying twice even.

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by Ceora on Apr 4, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff will almost certainly be out there again tomorrow

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would be a huge overreaction if he wasn’t.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it make any sense at all to play Nate in SD over Burrell, and put Huff in LF?

Burrell isn’t really hitting except for the longball, and in SD, HRs go to die.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Rowand would start before Nate

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

even against a RHP in SD?

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Bochy is your man.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

boch is not bugging me at all

his lineup moves always work, he’s got the pulse of the team.

but his bullpen use in LA was questionable

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just mean that he plays vets more than young guys. Rowand is most likely to start in RF with Huff in LF today.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

on Tuesday

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, with the way Rowand is hitting

I could live with that, I suppose.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA POSEY!

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what else are we supposed to base it on?

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

teach me to speak for you.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing, GP is just giving you a hard time. Rowand is just as good to start as Nate. It’s pretty much a crap shot so early in the season.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about DeRosa starts in RF?

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

pat could use a day off

and he can come off the bench…as it seems by the 7th, he is seeing the ball much better

by bacci40 on Apr 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could argue that he sees it better because he has had 2-3 previous PAs that night.

Didn’t Pat say he performs better if he is a regular player?

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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he said he performs better when he plays both sides of the ball

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s often a different pitcher, too. Was the HR last night off Kuroda?

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing to do is to get at least two of the good outfielders (Torres, Rowand, and Schierholtz) in the game when Cain and Zito are pitching, because those two pitchers give up several more balls per game to the outfield than the other starters.

by Evan on Apr 4, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree, but

I don’t think Bork thinks like that, though. He even trotted Guillen out there over Ross when Zito pitched last year.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, the conventional wisdom is “always have your best defense on the field when your ace is pitching” even though that’s COMPLETELY BACKWARD.

by Evan on Apr 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A team’s ace good be a semi-low strike out, low walk, high GB type. In which case, you would want to have your best defense out there.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

when OF defense is your big problem, not IF defense, that changes

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our worst defensive player is our SS.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but our worst defense is in the OF.

combined, Burrell and Huff are worse than Tehaha

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Torres might be the best defender in the league. I think at worst, our OF defense ends the year at 0 UZR.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

between Ross and Torres, that’s probably +25 UZR over the year, so Burrell/Huff in LF can’t possibly be -25

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just meant between Burrell – Torres – Huff being 0 UZR.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

until Ross comes back? probably -10 runs, even.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said “ends the year at 0 UZR” then said “I just meant between Burrell-Torres-Huff”, but obviously that won’t be the OF alignment, so I dont know what he is trying to say.

With Ross out, currently Burrell-Torres-Huff, the UZR is probably going to be -10 runs over 14 total games. I can count 3 runs already, maybe more.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's not the way UZR works

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. But UZR is really complicated, so I’m simplifying it here. Does it all really matter? Burrell-Torres-Huff is gonna be real hard to watch.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the mistake you're making

is using ESPN style projections. That would put Huff as easily the worst RF of all time.

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, DRS has Huff already at -3, Burrell at -1, and Torres at 0. I don’t think fangraphs will have UZR up until next Monday. Is DRS on the same scale as UZR?

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRS is by runs, but I can only assume that the way they do the bookkeeping on them is very different from UZR.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yeah

but they’re not going to continue those trends

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR doesn’t work by aggregate like that. One amazing defender can help cover a single weak one that’s adjacent, but two is really pushing it.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. That’s why getting Ross back is essential. a Huff or Burrell in LF can work, but only with + defenders in CF and RF

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I’d even call Ross a plus fielder in RF. He’s good enough to hold his own at either corner, and wing it in CF. If he gets back to hitting 20 HRs, that’s enough for him to have a starting job, and the defense is good enough that Torres can cheat a little towards left to help Huff/Burrell/Derosa.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR says

He’s average in CF and plus on the corners.

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by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d agree with UZR. Ross has good range

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My impression is that Ross is a better “little things” outfielder than a range-monster like Bourn or a Bourjos. He’s faster than your typical hulking corner OF, but I’ve never been wowed by his speed.

But again, that’s just me with my would-be-scouting goggles on.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that fits with At&T's right field

which has a lot of “little things” to it.

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by Rolfyboy on Apr 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, I still think Ross should be our starting RF, especially at home, but I tend to have some uncertainty when it comes to talking about how good a player is. I think he’s probably above average as a corner outfielder, but I tend to avoid scout parlance of “plus” and “plusplus” skills unless they’re well above the mean.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think the point is that Torres will got to a ton of balls they can't

I think it’s that he’ll make up for a lot of their shortcomings by getting to balls other CFs can’t get to.

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by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be, but usually isn’t. That describes Lee and maybe Halladay … anyone else?

by Evan on Apr 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Hudson? I wouldn’t consider him their best pitcher, but some might.

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by DrDC on Apr 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, forgot about Hudson. Carmona, if you want to call him an ace. Brandon Webb, back when he was good.

by Evan on Apr 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. K pitchers need not worry so much as flyball pitchers do.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

High-K guys are also often fly-ball guys. Most successful low-K guys are GB pitchers, like sinkerballers.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh. makes good sense.

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

though Cain would be an outlier there. he’s a low K, high flyball.

same with Zito

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s been speculation that Cain’s fastball is a “riser.” It doesn’t actually rise, but it drops less than most major leaguers are used to. This would probably explain why he induces a lot of pop-flies.

Zito, by contrast, I can only speculate because his breaking stuff is so loopy that people tend to swing up at it to gt closer to the plane as it moves through the strike zone. But I will make the disclaimer that I have no evidence to back that up.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain struck out 177 last year. Wasn’t leading the majors or anything but I don’t think I would call him a low K guy.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

177, but that was over 220+ innings.

His K/9 only been a touch over 7 the last two seasons, which is good for a middle of the order guy, but you generally expect higher from a top-flight starter.

But as we all know, Matt Cain is not your average pitcher.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I didn’t take into consideration the amount of innings he threw.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was 47th in K/9 out of qualifying starters. Since his BABiP is very low, his BB/9 was pretty low, his K per PA, I’m guessing would be like top 25. I’d say is a very good strike out guy, definitely not a “low K guy”

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is not a low-K guy, but he is not the typical definition of a high-K guy. He is average to above average.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Natinals ace likes good defense.

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by DrDC on Apr 4, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell has light-tower power. LA isn’t exactly a hitters haven, and Nate’s bat has been pretty non-existent. While everyone focuses on Huff, Zito also piped a belt-high fastball to Kemp that also cost the Giants the game. The other 4 starters just don’t do that.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I love him

There was a few times where Matt Cain last year grooved a couple of 0-2 fastballs that drove me nuts.

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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

*last season.

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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Zito gave up 3 runs in 6 IP. Not a world breaker, but good enough to give the team a chance to win. Other than one fat pitch to Kemp, he made almost no mistakes, which is a minor miracle given that he was throwing 84.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing a better defender in a pitcher’s park with a large outfield that strongly suppresses home runs and a kooky short porch in the RF corner wouldn’t seem like a horrible overreaction to me.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Rotoworld:

The Pirates have moved prospect Tim Alderson from the rotation to the bullpen at Double-A.

Alderson has struggled mightily since the Pirates acquired him from the Giants in 2009 for second baseman Freddy Sanchez. A former first round pick, he posted a rough 6.03 ERA and 84/40 K/BB ratio across 128 1/3 minor league innings last year. The 22-year-old will open the season as a long man at Double-A Altoona

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And Bowker hit

.293/.302/.585 in ST! (of course he hit .312/.386/.623 in ST last year)

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I was thinking “hey, maybe they’ll find a spot for him”, but the last five words are pretty depressing. That’s Dirk Hayhurst/Garrett Broshuis-type career tracking.

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PIRATES!

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Regulus on Apr 4, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

I seem to remember the owner of the Warriors said something like this recently, didn’t he?

That he didn’t care about criticism from nerds on the internet because the real fans were the season ticket holders?

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by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if someone is an internet nerd and a season ticker holder?

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impossible.

If you live in your mother’s basement, you can’t afford season tickets.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can’t you afford season tickets when you never leave the basement? You sure aren’t working.

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The real fans are the ones watching at home on TV making those fat TV contracts possible.

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There’s a lot of pressure from the media to make quick trades, from the internet bloggers, which I’m not sure are the real fans. I check out whether they have season tickets, they don’t usually. So there’s a lot of pressure on that.

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by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowing one of his kids, I could see Joe saying something like this.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL regenerates 3 hit points per round

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the difference between dodger and giants fans is....

most giant fans love and understand the game

most dodger fans have no clue that there is even a game being played, and would rather bat around a beach ball or do the wave

the rest are there to get drunk and beat up someone

by bacci40 on Apr 4, 2011 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

it is indeed

im writing an entire book on the subject

by bacci40 on Apr 4, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will it have capital letters?

by Evan on Apr 4, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

no....but i already have a title

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

isnt that a great title?

by bacci40 on Apr 4, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s no FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK, but it’s not bad.

by Evan on Apr 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

will it be written in crayon?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the wave has started at every Giants game I’ve ever attended. People like doing the wave. But it is pretty fun to feel superior about it.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen you post on here before

But I must say sir, that you are a scholar and a gentlemen. Welcome to the McC.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you tried Chrome or Firefox?

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

im using firefox 4

you guys just post so much that it overloads my cheap old computer

built it myself and it is now 6 years old

i love it and aint giving it up just to post

by bacci40 on Apr 4, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ipads for everyone!

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like most things

I blame this on Grant Brisbee

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only this site were run by llamas…

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is run by llamas, it just needs more llamas

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more llamas

Grant quit his llama job and is now a blogger (whatever that is)

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the time for the manatee revolution is nigh!

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just said he gave up llamas for flannel

I took that to mean he’s a lumberjack.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Apr 4, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant, is this him?

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sleeps all night and he works all day!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bacci’s been around!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S GOT SPECIAL BALLS

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GOOD TYPE OF SLANDER!

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY RIDE IN THE SHORT BUS

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SLANDER!

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen the wave many times, but they don’t last long.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t ever seen the wave at AT&T either. I go to 10-20 games a year.

by shaggingflyballs on Apr 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen it a few times and always do my best to stop it.
“SIT DOWN!!! THIS ISN’T LA!!!”

I am also death to beach balls.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have seen a beachball, twice I think. The first time, it bounced around a couple of times and then a guy a few rows in front of me grabbed it, whipped out his pocketknife and put it out of its misery. Nervous cheering ensued, with people happy that the beach ball was gone but worried about angry man with large knife.

by shaggingflyballs on Apr 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year was the first time I experienced this, and it was very, very nice. Actually I think I saw attempts at two games, and both failed miserably. Awesome.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just ignore it

It doesn’t drive me nuts since my section generally doesn’t partipate. I think there are other things out there worth saving my rage for.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL yeah but you are taller than me. When those jokers keep standing up I can’t see!!! Hell, half the time I can’t see when they are all sitting down.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems like that’s happening when Lars is groping you.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur whole-heartedly

Not only was it well written, but well researched as well. Have a rec.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any word on the Fresno final roster?

Their web site is no help at all.

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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone.....?

Please?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

for some reason they havent posted yet

the entire team is there…playing an exhibition game tomorrow

they are keeping the entire roster a big secret

as is the starting day pitcher

by bacci40 on Apr 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn't final?

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?t=t_ros&cid=259&stn=true&sid=t259

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nvm. Just noticed that it hasn’t been updated to include Kroon.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and Vogelsong.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think...

Celtic v Rangers would be a better comparison of the extremes of rivalry insanity than Liverpool v Everton.

by Deleuzian on Apr 4, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

132 fans arrested

That is Dodger fans on last years opening day. This year only 72 arrested at opening day in Chavez Ravine. That’s got to be tops for all MLB opening days, but I’d love to know for sure.

I live in Echo Park, adjacent to Dodgers stadium and every year its the same, with crowds of drunks trashing the neighborhood and Elysian park on their way to and from the game. Its like a mini bay to breakers.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-04-02-dodgers-20110402,0,5917572.story

by riprock on Apr 4, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

here is my question

the lapd training center is a block away from dodgers stadium

why arent they out there busting heads???

by bacci40 on Apr 4, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're outisde the parking lot

busting heads.

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
This year only 72 arrested at opening day in Chavez RavineLatrine

Show some respect.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 4, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just listen to Adam Carolla's podcast

and hear him rant about how fucked up LA is. Some cities really are just plain worse than other cities.

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by bondslegend on Apr 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then I’d have to listen to Adam Carolla.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comedic gold in old Loveline

The Loveline years with Adam Carolla are truly fantastic, with many memorable bits and some great guests like Clive Barker, Seth Rogan, Robert Downey Jr., Heidi Fleiss and many more.

Adam’s podcast can be good at times, but his constant complaining is depressing, his rants are repetitive (mostly from his Loveline days) and he rarely lets guests get a word in.

Mahalo

by riprock on Apr 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SJ Giants team pic

http://yfrog.com/z/gzlhvxij

Ok, I can’t even tell where Wheeler and Gary Brown are.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

They locked them in padded rooms to avoid injuries.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, how many games have the Brewers blown so far this year?

2, going on 3 today?

a whole lot of blown games all over MLB this weekend, from errors and poor relief pitchers

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

crowd-pleasing weenie
but won’t tell you the size
straw hat can’t even claim rib eyes

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

There should be a line about propelloring in between the size and eyes line.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incest will do that to a fan base

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by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE THOSE STUPID FUCKING DODGER FANS

THEY ARE SO STUPID AND LAME AND THEY ARE ALL JERKS AND ASSHOLES.

Wait, what were you saying again?

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by bondslegend on Apr 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Just continue.

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by DrDC on Apr 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's mainly just an alcohol/thug thing

I went to the Kershaw one hitter against us at AT&T last year with my friend who is a dodger fan. At the start of the game, he got good old fashioned ribbing from the Giants fans in the bleachers, but after the game ended, the homophobic slurs and vitrol came out from our very own Giant fans.

I have to think this is the same at the Latrine, except for it starts earlier because you know, they leave earlier. No one actually gets to that “hatred” level until a large amount of booze is involved.

That being said, this does nothing to describe the thugs who park themselves in the bleachers and wear dodger (or giant for that matter) caps and don’t give a rats ass about baseball, only about protecting “LA” from “Frisco” . I can’t say enough bad things about these people, and yes the 415 has an equivalent generation (just see the mcdonald’s fight or the general nastiness hurled at Rangers fans outside of the park during the bandwagon-ification of the World Series)

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Is drunken goonery getting worse because those so inclined “fill up” before coming to avoid the high in-park beer prices?

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s blame the economy.

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by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would, but the number of beers I see consumed at the game still surprises me. That’s a crapload of money to drop, and I’m not broke.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stadiums could ration beer, but they make too much $$$$ off of it. Assholes would still game the system anyway.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t they cut off beer sale like by the 7th inning?

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but you can pretty much buy as much as you want before that.

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by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

People find a way to get alcohol into their systems

and that’s when the trouble begins.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the two-fisted beer buyer.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would make sense to have concrete, strict minimum security requirements that must be met (e.g. security personnel per capacity) if a venue provides alcohol. I don’t know why it isn’t more stringent.

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by waelwulf on Apr 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would ban alcohol sales

And allow ticketbuyers to bring in two beers in plastic bottles.

But I’m draconian like that, and have never enjoyed drinking as much as other people enjoy it.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not many people seem to enjoy drinking when I’m the one doing it. I happen to think it’s a blast. Whose pants are these?

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by waelwulf on Apr 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not howie’s! he has no pants!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballparks would lose a shitload of money if that were the case.

Kinda on that note, one of the best parts about ST, is that they have BEER MAN! Don’t have to get up to get drunk.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I am all about destroying profits

If it means less drunken people. GIVE ME YOUR FREEDOM AND I WILL GIVE YOU SAFETY.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would followed by this breaking news

Giants have traded P Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain and Brian Wilson to the Yankees for 4 minor leaguers.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT IN MY DICTATORSHIP!

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If enough people get hurt by drunken buffoons and sue the ball club, or the team… they might consider banning the alkiehol. twon’t happen until the consequences hurt the wallet more than not banning it.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of ballparks still have beer men

I think it’s a “back east” thing

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've heard it's banned in CA

makes sense to me sort of. if you are too inebriated to walk, you probably shouldn’t be drinking.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a court case in Minneapolis is showing.

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching this movie Black Book, and I don’t understand why it’s still going. The plot ended 25 minutes ago.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

isn’t that just about 60 percent of all movies these days?

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooooooooooooooooooow this is dumb.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS IT STILL GOING?

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

… Still?

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, this is getting ridiculous.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That film went from “I’m not sure if this is really good or really bad,” to “Wow, okay. Really bad, then,” to “okay, okay, enough already,” to “seriously, enough already,” to “what the hell?” to “I hate this movie and everyone involved.”

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaand, it’s over. A full 19 minutes after I complained about the plot being over 25 minutes ago.

Shit, Verhoeven. I mean, really?

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda liked it

But yeah, it was very “Return of the King” in its ending(s).

And it gives a lot of perspective to the rest of Verhoeven’s movies.

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by Murray, Present on Apr 4, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already took a jab at SNL today but that is really the progression of their most terrible skits.

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by jhiat00 on Apr 4, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is particularly horrible, and I pity poor Ron Livingston for being in it. I think it must have started as some sort of Working Girl-esque look into the world of feature journalism that was repurposed into the Something-About-Mary silly-dirty-girls subgenre of romcom. Which would explain why Holly Hunter is part of a whole other movie, a la Diane Lane in ‘Jumper’.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not the same movie, actually. This one is about WWII.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured that out after I read the thread. But this other movie also sucks in a particularly bad way.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am glad not to have seen it.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

POKEMONZ

Save this one Kimbrel.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

This is where my signature goes.

by DrDC on Apr 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

I have in one league and facing him in the other. Conflicting feelings!

This is where my signature goes.

by DrDC on Apr 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Root for the more expensive league! lol

I have him and Venters in a Saves/Holds league. I’m rooting for the Braves to win 80 1-run games.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I POSSESS CONTRARY POKEMONZ TO YOU AND WILL THEREFORE DECLINE TO SHARE IN YOUR ROOTING SENTIMENT

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel bad for MIL.

but Kimbrel is my closer too. get the save!

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's pretty dirty.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can't save playoff games though :)

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by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHIKAWA WALK

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wheres Ish now?

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I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does that mean? he can come back to SF if he wants? or has he not cleared every other teams waiver wire?

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Apr 4, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont think he’s cleared them yet and no one has taken him yet (someone above mentioned thursday?)

by Hyoton on Apr 4, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if he’s been waived already, or just DFA. If no other team claims him off waivers, or is interested enough to trade for him while DFA, he goes to Fresno. I imagine the Giants would release him if he asked and wanted to go play in some other team’s system.

I assume they waived him right away, but have no idea if they did that to sneak him through or are waiting to try to make a deal first (and I also assume they would have tried last week already).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then
As part of the new campaign, Bank of America will bring some of the most exciting and celebrated players in the game today into select banking centers across the country, where they will surprise customers with free game tickets, autographed items and other baseball-themed giveaways during the opening weeks of the season. One star player from each of the following MLB clubs will make unannounced visits to banking centers in these U.S. cities on these dates:

    * New York Yankees – April 11
    * Boston Red Sox – April 14
    * Chicago Cubs – April 21
    * San Francisco Giants – April 21
    * Los Angeles Dodgers – April 28

Additionally, Bank of America will provide free vouchers to be used towards either ballpark concessions or game tickets to customers attending the home openers for five teams: the Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees and San Francisco Giants.

Romo? Sergio seems like the kinda guy who would do something like this.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross seemed to do a lot of this man-on-the-street kind of stuff last year.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. He’s the second guy I thought of.

They seem to ask relievers or bench guys to handle this kinda stuff during the season though.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. He’s the second guy I thought of.

They seem to ask relievers or bench guys to handle this kinda stuff during the season though.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. He’s the second guy I thought of.

They seem to ask relievers or bench guys to handle this kinda stuff during the season though.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. He’s the third guy I thought of.

They seem to ask long relievers or bat men to handle this kinda stuff during the season though.

by Hyoton on Apr 4, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE YOU GUYS

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. He’s the third guy I thought of.

They seem to ask long relievers or bat men to handle this kinda stuff during the season though.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. He’s the second guy I thought of.

They seem to ask relievers or bench guys to handle this kinda stuff during the season though.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONLY BIG MARKET TEAMS

LARRY BAER!!!!

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how 5 cities is apparently "across the country"

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Sucker Punch

Has anyone else seen this? Just watched it last night, and, well, wow. It was definitely different.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody say it, Murray, President, I think. Said it was awful.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn't awful

the fight scenes were really cool, and there were a few scenes that were really intense, but it majorly departs from traditional Hollywood storytelling conventions, which is kind of disconcerting. Also it’s kind of depressing

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It kind of reminds me of 300, but with bewbs. Visually at least. From watching the trailer.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

honestly the storyline is not that interesting because I didn’t care a lot about the characters. But it was an entertaining movie.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

the storytelling style made characterization difficult, but I think the way they set everything up still provided a good amount of tension.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A true Sucker Punch would never be seen.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Apr 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Source Code yesterday. Very enjoyable, well-made movie.

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was good, but could have been so much better.

I leaned over to my wife about half an hour into it and said “The twist is [I won’t spoil it here, just in case]” When the big revelation came later, we laughed a little louder than we should have. And from that point to the end, there were all sorts of interesting directions they could have taken the story, including expanding the ending they went with, but it just felt rushed. At 94 minutes, they might have left too much on the editing room floor. Like I said, it was a good movie, and we enjoyed it, but it could have been AWESOME instead of the bizarre lovechild of a threesome between “12 Monkeys,” “Groundhog Day,” and “Donnie Darko.”

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by breadfan7 on Apr 5, 2011 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BREWERS

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw Tangled this weekend

The funniest part of that movie is the horse.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The commercials for that movie always make me groan, but I’ve never heard anybody who actually saw it say anything that wasn’t glowing.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a solid movie.

Nothing great, but definitely not bad.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made like $300 million (of course Toy Story 3 made like 800 million)

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

and toy story 3 sucked!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was very enjoyable.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do you know anyone who saw it who isn’t also a Raiders fan?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
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by EliminateMe on Apr 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was surprised at how good it was. I was expecting to be underwhelmed by it, but it was much more clever and entertaining than I was going to give it credit for.

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friends were watching it on Friday night, but I listened to the game instead. Bad idea.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The horse was awesome.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was so much better than I expected. And I loved the music. And also, the villainess was particularly wonderful.

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by can of corn on Apr 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that movie

and Paquel is also awesome (The chameleon)

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pasquel*

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Apr 4, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Semi-related, kinda POKEMONZ

Fontenot’s career vs. Harang: 7/20 3!!!! HR, 350/417/850
Sanchez’ career vs. Harang: 9/49 1 HR, 184/192/265

We know Boch likes using career #s vs. a pitcher (lol Tehaha leading off), I need a 3B for tomorrow, should I pick up Fontenot in hopes he starts?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I HIGHLY doubt that he starts.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Apr 4, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he play RF?

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Apr 4, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAH - NOT ENOUGH GAMES TODAY

DANCE FOR ME, MILLIONARES

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sporcle OT:

Baseball related: http://www.sporcle.com/games/no_hitters.php

Movie: http://www.sporcle.com/games/tjconn728/move_road_trips

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s no way I’d get that no hitter one.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud Smith!

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Grant became Grant Brisbee, he gained the ability to read minds

It’s the only explanation for this line:

And stop looking at that Yankees .gif. It’s corrupting the message of this entire post.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Try sneaking into the Liverpool side at a EPL match with an Everton jersey if you want to test that theory.

I’m pretty sure I’m the only guy on here that’s done exactly this. He’s talking to me! Hi Grant!

by sarf_london_niner on Apr 4, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Liverpool? Everton? FOOSBALL?

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You went into the Kop dressed as a Toffee?

by Deleuzian on Apr 4, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What language is that?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

For British eyes only

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Jersey.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might be the only guy on here that’s done that, but I was probably the one laughing at you as your team got embarrassed, again. I normally wouldn’t dare to call the mighty Grant into question, but the analogy doesn’t follow. You get families who sit together at these games, some wearing red, some wearing blue. Would have been better to say going into the Liverpool end wearing a Manchester United shirt. That person would not make it out alive.

by SFdaveLFC on Apr 5, 2011 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fan exposure, another casualty of Small Sample Size

My friend and I went down to LA for the final road Dodgers series last season. There was a rough loss, a jubilant win, and a dominant win. We didn’t have a single bad experience with a Bums fan, and were pleasantly shocked by this. Sure, after the 4 HR comeback game we thought we would surely get murdered due to our shit-eating grins, but nothing happened. We even had some enjoyable conversation with some blue-wearing fans.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.

by yankeessuck8991 on Apr 4, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

I’m not on here enough to know whether this has already been posted and enjoyed at length yet, but I just dislike latos so much…his schaden is my freude.

From SI.com:

The Padres are hopeful ace Mat Latos won’t be out too long with bursitis in his right shoulder. Latos’ bigger issue is an immaturity that has alienated much of the Padres clubhouse, one person familiar with their clubhouse environment said.

by kent brockman on Apr 4, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Coming to us live from Springfield, ??

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by ResDog on Apr 4, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Is this news to people?

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a change of scenery!

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t do it! Would be a mercenary!

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell, Huff, and Posey take Latos aside, “Mat we’d like to explain to you about attitude.” Pablo and Timmy get Mat into a dance-off.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Apr 4, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

While the other players throw dominoes at their feet.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy: Mellow man! Double rainbow!

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really feel one way or another about the Padres. But I immensely dislike Latos! I have one friend that gets fairly douchey when it comes to his Padres fanhood and he can’t even defend the douchebaggery that is Mat Latos.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by thirteen on Apr 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres have fans?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one am shocked!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OFF UR HANDS GINATZ BRASSZ

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Reason for optimism.

Giants HRs in April 2010: 5
Giants HRs in first series 2011: 6

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, I read the stat wrong

18 HR in April last year.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 4, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANIC!

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Simon just introduced this fancy new fangled stat called xFIP

on the Basball Today Podcast.

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 4, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Simon just quoted a "blog called...

Purple Row."

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Apr 4, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simon annoys me.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me, and this may have already been discussed, but one of the ESPN broadcasters mentioned WAR during the game last night.

He was saying so-and-so had a “7 WAR, which means that…..”. Then he paused. “I’ll explain after this pitch,” and then the pitch ended the inning.

He then never explained it. I was really looking forward to hearing a national broadcaster explain a sabermetric. I think he lucked out not having to go into the details.

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by GrooveGiant on Apr 4, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was talking about Torres. Then Torres promptly popped out to end the inning.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Bobby

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TdaddyNeal Thomas Neal
30 min later no taxi I’m still stuck and have no clue where I’m at LoL!

Come on, Susan, get this man a cab.

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he found a cab?
TdaddyNeal Thomas Neal
My cab driver just turned down a 1 way street going the wrong direction #HELP

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 4, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Susan, get this man a cab…WITH GPS.

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well geeez dude needs to hit up a McCoven for a ride.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Semi OT: KROOOOON

I read an article that talks about some of his personal life stories and how they want to integrate them into the showtime show. I really hope he gets called up now.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever hastens the departure of Mota

I’m all for.

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by UtahSilverandBlack on Apr 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG BIRDS 4-0

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

AL EAST CHAMPS

playoff baseball will return to charm city!!

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will laugh my ass off if Buck trolls the AL East like this all year long. It’s entertaining as hell.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah.

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else get the feeling...

…that this is just a prelude to Grant coming out and admitting he’s been a Dodger fan all along?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
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by EliminateMe on Apr 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I KNEW IT!

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Allergies

man, I hate allergies. My sinuses are maximally pressured, my eyes look like a stoner’s and I’m tired.

I suppose I’m still glad it is sunny out.

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

allergies, allergies

something’s living on my skin
doctor please, doctor please
open up it’s me agaaaaaaaain

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to assume these are Rush lyrics

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

paul simon

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by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it a garfunkel allergy?

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vacuumed and my allergies are feeling much better!

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you ought to just infect your body with illnesses. That’s what your immune system is telling you that it wants.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

homeopathy?

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I think rotoreuter likes girls.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went through a several years battle trying to find something, anything that would make the allergies stop, without putting me to sleep: Allegra. I tried everything else, that’s the only thing that works.

And yes, the pollen is BAD. I have a black Subaru, I park under a redwood tree, this morning the roof of my car was yellow.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

claritin seems to help, but it takes a few days before I get relief, which helps with the itchy eyes and the nose.

However, every year now I get these severe headaches which are caused by some real deep sinus crap. It’s real bad this year.

I am glad I know what it is. The first time around with this I got to hear words like ‘more tests’ and ‘possibility of brain tumor’. Yeech.

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you need Flonase or Nasonex. ’Roids works great, no drowsiness, no hyperactivity.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, forgot to mention, that I do start using flonase. that gets it going, but usually it is several more days.

I’m about 3 in.

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It takes about 3 weeks to take full effect for me. I just start taking it in December and stop in May.

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by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to use this and switched to claritin when it went OTC… now I guess Allegra is too and I’ve been meaning to get it again.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Macallan

I bought a bottle of Macallan today, on the recommendation of Jeff Winger, Esq.

Unfortunately, due to the state-controlled liquor stores, I was unable to get Lagavulin, the preferred drink of Ron “F’ing” Swanson.

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by Murray, Present on Apr 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s my second-favorite episode of Season 2.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outside of knowing it’s a TV series (due to El P’s comment), I have no idea WTF youre talking about except to say Ron "F’ing" Swanson has better taste in Scotch.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Apr 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two TV series, actually.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who or what is Ron Swanson?

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still lost.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Character on the NBC television program Parks and Recreation.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

I don’t watch that (or any prime time TV shows).

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont either, but he was in a thread the other day. Now I have a name, face, and show. Now to work on the Macallan drinker.

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by bgunn on Apr 4, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve got a name for him, too.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s in Parks and Recreation TV show.

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by bgunn on Apr 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Macallan is delicious

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by Viliphied on Apr 4, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

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by O R They? on Apr 4, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else get the feeling...

…that this is just a prelude to Grant coming out and admitting he’s been a Dodger fan all along?

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by EliminateMe on Apr 4, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew all along.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Disaster knew it!

I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Apr 4, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. He’s the second guy I thought of.

They seem to ask relievers or bench guys to handle this kinda stuff during the season though.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 4, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a strong dislike for a certain local city.

He could easily mean THE City.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me. I was thinking about rewatching all of LOST. Has anyone done that? Would he/she recommend it?

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve done it.
It’s great until you get to the end of the second season.
And then it’s just really annoying for a while.
And then season for is okay.
And then it’s just kind of whatever again.
And then the final season is actually kind of insulting.

I thought it was fun.

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by waelwulf on Apr 4, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s what I’ll do when the Giants have off days/day games.

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by Azmanz on Apr 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watch Battlestar Galactica. There’s another great show with a disappointing ending, but the ending is much less so.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d never seen an episode before last March or so. I watched all of it very rapidly.

Loved it.

And then the ending just killed it.

“Man, that island was pretty weird, eh?”

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

just watch all the scenes w/ frank lapidus and skip the rest

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by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jponry + Frank Lapidus sitting in a tree.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that actor was in Machete, which I watched a few days ago. Took me a moment to place him.

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ridiculous that I haven’t seen that, yet. Did you enjoy?

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

highly entertained, which is what a movie like that is all about. had some parts that were wholly ridiculous. Like Jessica Alba acting.

recommend highly for ‘brain in neutral’ fun.

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by DrStankus on Apr 4, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is in a few of Rodriguez's films

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by O R They? on Apr 4, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've seen maybe 20 of his movies at this point

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by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't wear glasses

but if I did, I don’t see why I’d take them off when I saw something strange. Wouldn’t I want to put the glasses ON?

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by GrooveGiant on Apr 4, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those are just reading glasses.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sawyer was farsighted and only wore his glasses to read. He would need to take them off to see something in the distance more clearly.

by QuakeFan on Apr 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably wrote that into his script bio just so he could do that.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Wait, wrong show.

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball.

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by deuce deuce on Apr 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’m a fan.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so long as you're not:

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Barry Bonds doppelganger

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

this movie sucked! mainly because it was just one huge close up the entire movie

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by O R They? on Apr 4, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate Atherton too.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: That Borgia show better get decent fast

Unbelievable drag fest. It’s probably why I don’t watch the Tudors.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

But I thought it had bewbs and nipplage! Isn’t that all that matters?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL players of the week

Starlin Castro
Jaime Garcia

Freddy G was also nominated.

Is Garcia pitching on our home opener?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, Freddy S.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy G sounds like an R&B singer.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A black Kenny G?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fri. - Westbrook vs. Sanchez
Sat. – Garcia vs. Cain
Sun. – Lohse vs. Zito

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I would like a win on rings night, Giants.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. I suffered through the cold on this night last night last year to see Timmy get his Cy, only to be forced to watch Wellemeyer ptich.

You owe me, Giants.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That whole weekend was kinda ridiculous. Opening Day took what, 4 1/2 hrs? Then on Sunday, all that rain and we never saw the 2000 team take the field? At least we won 2 of 3 against the Braves.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That whole weekend was neat! There was magic inside! Well maybe not Saturday night, but Saturday night we went to the Sharks game.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer pitched decent

He hung his Final pitch to Heyward for a HR but other than that he kept us in that game IIRC.

His start against LA was the one that gave way to his demise.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re neglecting the fact that doing your taxes is more exciting than watching Wellemeyer pitch. He was absolutely insufferable on the mound.

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by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-A

“indigestive abandon”

hehehe

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year, 23 years old. This is his year.
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by free f.p. #14 on Apr 4, 2011 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs on the new guy

http://www.fanfeedr.com/mlb/2011/04/04/belt-doesnt-need-the-ring-to-feel-like-a-giant

Belt will look on with pride and disbelief as his major league teammates are honored. After all, it was just five months ago that Belt sat in a rental condo with his Fall League teammates, Conor Gillaspie and Charlie Culberson, watching the World Series games on a smallish TV.

Gillaspie, who is from Omaha, was trusted to grill the steaks.

“He knew what he was doing,” Belt said. “I just remember watching them celebrate and thinking how great it would be to be part of that someday. In some sense, we already felt like part of the team.”

When he put down his bags in spring training, Belt only knew Freddy Sanchez, who had spent three days at San Jose while rehabbing from shoulder surgery.

“The day he left, he bought the spread for the team,” Belt said. “It was Italian for everybody. Oh, it was good.”

That’s how big leaguers do it. Belt is getting used to the whole lifestyle now, including the travel. During the season-opening series against the Dodgers, the Giants stayed at a former Ritz Carlton in a posh section of Pasadena.

“Pretty awesome,” Belt said. “I’m used to having a roommate on the road. Now my wife is with me. This is much better.”

Belt and Posey didn’t know each other at all before this spring, but they went out to dinner and their wives already have become friends. Belt already can tell when Posey wants him to be ready to charge a bunt or be ready to put down a snap tag on a pickoff throw.

“Generally, you can look at him and know,” Belt said. “It’s exciting for me. He’s such a good ballplayer. I can learn a lot from him, just the way he goes about his business. It’s easy here because everybody is so professional. It makes my life so much easier.”

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really hard not to like the kid.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both the kids.

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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

This has become my response to every quote or anecdote about him.

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by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. He’s the second guy I thought of.

They seem to ask relievers or bench guys to handle this kinda stuff during the season though.

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE YOU TOO NUSCHLERFACE

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the majors, you've got your wife there

In the minors, you have to trust your meat to a guy like Gillaspie

Oh, it was good

He just sounds so sincere

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disappointed

I was expecting a dick joke here.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were all lubed up for it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to ignore the opportunity.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Apr 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELT AND POSEY SITTIN’ IN A TREE

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by deuce deuce on Apr 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chavez Ravine

The place is bitter tribal ground for many in the Dodger Stadium vicinity, and the banger culture became very evident during the years I lived down there, culminating, perhaps with this weekend’s violence. I always wore my Giants cap, never had a problem, and carried some fearlessness because of my Candlestick roots.

However, by 1998, it was kind of uncomfortable in the upper levels of Dodger stadium (not to mention, the pavilion), with packs of bald-headed, tattooed bangers and their wannabe’s. Even my Dodger fan pal stopped bringing his family.

When I started going to games at Dodger Stadium, it was almost comical, the contrast between there and Candlestick—Dodger Stadium was white bread territory, and the ‘stick was rough and tumble. But I don’t recall anyone getting the shit kicked out of them, so maybe this is just a progression of our violent culture, as a whole.

by son of ggf on Apr 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ve noticed that even in our little section of Sac. We’re by the university and it used to be pretty okay, now there are prostitutes walking the streets and our little local park has been over taken by homeless people and drug dealers. (I used to walk around the block…now the Mr. would “prefer it if you didn’t do that.”.)

I think with all the budget cuts (to police, prisons, after school programs etc…) it’s only going to get worse.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

To what extent do you think actions like stopping walking around the block etc. contribute to the decline?
That came across aggressively, but I’m just curious.

by Deleuzian on Apr 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or, I’m just interested in the extent to which certain actions do or don’t offset general socio-economic decline or an area.

by Deleuzian on Apr 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

All in all. I really don’t think my not walking around the block had anything to do with the neighborhood’s decline. I’m an older, short, cubby white woman, the only people afraid of me are hyperactive 4 year olds and their parents.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I never pictured you cubby.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m having troubles with the middle keys on my keyboard: g, h, t, y aren’t always working as advertised.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you’re all that Cgubby, either.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

please don’t tell me that you look like my dog, who looked like a bear cub when he was a pup, and is named Ernie Banks!

by son of ggf on Apr 4, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try menacingly wielding a baseball bat, that’ll definitely sort the area out.

by Deleuzian on Apr 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually take one of my hiking poles with me, but when it’s 1 against 7 I’m not sure it will be of any use.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to do what I did to survive in prison — find someone with no friends, and beat them senseless, then all the others will think you’re crazy and not mess with you.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 4, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering who beat me up.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing personal :(

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by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

’sokay

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think what he’s getting at is that having residents walking around a neighborhood, just by itself and independent of other factors, has a salutary effect on the neighborhood. So, as people decide not to do that it reinforces the factors that are contributing to an area’s decline. I forget the buzzword… broken windows theory?

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if other people stopped taking walks, cuz I’m not taking walks anymore. I didn’t ever usually see too many people anyway. There’s one little street where ye olde folkes were usually out doing yard work, perhaps they still are.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always sort of thought that Merope was the cause of the downfall of society, and this just proves it.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well what else would you expect from someone who belongs to one of the countries biggest “terrorist organizations” ?

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The teachers’ union??

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup….

and for those of you too young to remember:
1. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
and
2. Feb 23, 2004 … Education Secretary Rod Paige called the National Education Association, the nation’s largest teachers union, a terrorist organization…

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you were referring to the Cubbies.

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by EliminateMe on Apr 4, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

same thing

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

Not all suburbs are exactly walk-friendly, especially the ones with tons of 4-lane streets and long traffic lights etc. etc.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

I am doing work for the office, and am trying to find info on the law firm Morrison Foerster. Their slogan: “This is MoFo.”

http://www.mofo.com

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That has to be intentional.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They appear to be taken themselves very seriously.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In one of our bankruptcy cases the debtor was represented by Patti Bass and Jill Sturgeon.

by apistat on Apr 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably pieces, working for scale.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Apr 4, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is sadly sunken too deep in the thread to be appreciated.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My spelling doesnt help either.

Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.

by bgunn on Apr 4, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re the premier patent law firm in the country, from what I understand.

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by speckops on Apr 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re one of the biggest law firms in the world.

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by calbearjd on Apr 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and their web site is awful. At least they took down the cow picture showing how all their employees fit in.

by Hyoton on Apr 4, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patent law: how to get your competitors to pay for your expenses

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patent law: or why I don’t want to do bench top science my entire life.

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by speckops on Apr 4, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad dislikes them greatly.

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They say that Morrison Foerster is a real—

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut yo mouth!

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably been said already, but

I don’t think your answer applies to Yankees fans as well as it does to others. The idea that fans are the same everywhere is nice, but teams arent the same. I think the consistent success (and the expectation thereof) plays a role in both shaping the attitudes of current fans, as well as determining what kind of people it attracts as new ones.

Shorter answer: Yankees fans are probably much more likely to be douches. Especially ones that have never even stepped foot in NYC.

by apistat on Apr 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Shorter answer: Yankees fans are probably much more likely to be douches. Especially ones that have never even stepped foot in NYC

Agreed, especially considering that 95% of their “fans” don’t even go to games let alone live in new york.

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by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. The distance part is overrated. I live in the midwest and, as a result, don’t get to many Giants games. That doesn’t make me a douche.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant even wrap my head around the concept of not living within less than an hour’s drive of at least 3-4 professional sports teams.

by apistat on Apr 4, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s… just about most of North America.

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by waelwulf on Apr 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you live on the east coast?

I live roughly within 2 hours of two teams, and within 3 hours of four teams (Cinci, Cleveland, Detroit, Pittsburgh).

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I misread your comment. Depending on your definition on professional teams, I have two of them where I live (MLS and NHL).

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, come back when you can.

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup
I live in the midwest and, as a result, don’t get to many Giants games. That doesn’t make me a douche.

Having met you in person, I agree. That’s not what makes you a douche.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all that I ask. That I be labeled a douche for the correct reasons.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. The distance part is overrated. I live in the midwest and, as a result, don’t get to many Giants games. That doesn’t make me a douche.

That’s exactly something I would expect a douche like you to say.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admission: The dude in the Yankee jersey is me.

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for not outing me as the “F YOU F YOU” guy.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron boone and rick sutcliff

Thank god for the mute button and music.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If you have Directv or Digital cable, free preview of EI. You could switch to the Twins or Yankees feed.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not know this thank you

Thanks for saving me from the secondary YES network.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TWINS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

strike throwing #5 starters galore!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees are in their heads

It is kind of sad.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think Michael Kay has been told not to play up the bandbox side of their new park

A Twin hit a pop up to right that reaches the warning track and Kay says, “Drilled to deep right field!”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNGO FRENCHER

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 4, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MITT MUNCHER

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glove Gobbler

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECSPECKS RAVAGER

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

IT IS HIGH IT IS FAR IT IS… CAUGHT IN FRONT OF THE TRACK!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THE TWINS ARE FORCED TO PUNTO.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And another pop up to right leaves the yard

Stupid

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous

Even randy winn would have had a 30/30 season in him in his “prime” playing at this little league field.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet they dumped his ass. Also, Marcus Thames was not asked back. LOLDGERS

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TWINS

serving up meat on a platter.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Russell Martin GIDP’d

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/holding out hope

GO TWINS!!

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by goGSW24 on Apr 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Train to perform at home opener

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/blogs/the-cove/Train-to-Perform-at-Giants-Opener-119211549.html

Train kicks off the Giants opening season with the National Anthem and the band’s next single "Save me, San Francisco," also known as the Giants’ "unofficial theme song" that they play before all home games.

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by rightcenterfielder on Apr 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

MY EARS!! IT HURTS!!

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God are they terrible.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was in middle school I liked Meet Virginia. Then in high school(?) I thought Drops of Jupiter was sort of catchy, I guess. I think that’s as far as I got.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever heard that song before.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to a home game last season, you almost certainly heard at least a snippet of the chorus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e8tlPE3kjI

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by deuce deuce on Apr 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely, ugh

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by timmeh on Apr 4, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully it doesn’t sound familiar.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

this band sucks

but yeah it did kind of become a playoff anthem among a dozen others songs in heavy rotation at AT&T.

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by kezargiants on Apr 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opening (and title) track from the “Hey Soul Sister” album.

There’s a reason it’s their 3rd/4th single. Pretty meh.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Soul Sister has to ranked among the top 10 worst songs of all time.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a little early for that.

And frankly, it’s a song that a lot of people will claim to hate in public, but will sing along (badly) with every word when it comes on the radio while they’re alone in their car.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There really is only two things that make me change the radio station: that song and anything by Journey.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you’re saying you have a prejudice in this matter.

Glad we cleared this up.

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Murray, Present on Apr 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this Train that you speak of?

Is that one of those newfangled rock and roll groups?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

That is not our unofficial theme song. No way.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Not okay. Downvoted. Ejected. Unfriended. Deleted. Banned. Called out on strikes.

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by waelwulf on Apr 4, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, I’d rather have Ashkon.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, no

I hate Train but Ashkon is AWFUL.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRONG!

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by NuschlerFace on Apr 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Ashkon’s awfulness is that of an amateur.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sammy Hagar on Saturday!

Performing the national anthem FOR THE FIRST TIME EVAR!

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am really looking forward to getting past opening week. None of this Train or Sammy Hagar crap.

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Death Cab for Cutie.

lol playoffs

Et tu, Ribe?

by Solidarity on Apr 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit John Legend didn’t do a bad job in the World Series

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by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did ok.

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by timmeh on Apr 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were at that game. He was pretty good, I mean the national anthem isn’t a forgiving little ditty by any means. I tend to prefer the instrumental versions.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re at least OK. Catchy, if nothing else. Their lead singer does have a tendency to be extremely out-of-tune during live performances.

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by rhys on Apr 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they are going to do the national anthem? This bodes well.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully not worse than Taylor Hicks last year. Anyone remember that? Ye gods…

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by rhys on Apr 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

 During the National Anthem and GBA I tend to make myself scarce… there’s a spot I found up in VR allll the way down the 1st base line, near the “Irish Pub” where you can’t hear the PA system, sometimes I hide there till it’s over. And it’s interesting to bug that camera man dude perched out there.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's devotion!

You deserve a medal for anthem-avoidance. I tend to just cover my ears or think about something else.

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by rhys on Apr 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, see the whole thing started in 2002…. whenever we “missed” the National Anthem the Giants would win. So it became a “thing” to see who could turn the radio off first. A tradition we keep to this day, even though the winning part of it seems to not apply anymore.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL people with taste

Save Me San Francisco is hilariously fun.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe john smoltz works for the YES network now

So wrong on so many levels no wonder he did such shitty east coast centric work for the MLB network.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Michael kay advertising the joe giradi show on YES network

“It’s an exciting show that is a must see and you want to tune in for that”

LOL new york.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe you should change the channel. NESN can break the exciting news about Carl Crawford’s demotion!

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by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Jeter even hit the ball in the air anymore?

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by DFARowand on Apr 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol old

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herpes has ravaged his power

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by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 4, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hank Steinbrenner

U BE BUILDIN TOO MUCH MANSHINS!

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by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey man wuts ur prob

Derek jeter is a superstar and a gold glove short stop and will be one of the best in the game for a long time!!!

/harold reynolds

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you heard him talking about michael young?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I can recall.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Harold was one of the few who picked the Giants to win last year. But I misremember stuff a lot.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he did, it was doubtless for a combo of pitchin’ and grit. Broken clocks and all that. But I would have been pleased to have his vote; I like him.

I’m really quite charmed by pretty much everyone on MLB Network. They’ve done a good job of finding personalities.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 4, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I can watch pirates cardinals on EI for free :D:D:D

Good thing because the twins are doing their best to make this game unbearable.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone going to DC for the Nats series end of month?

We got tix for Sat and Sun game…first time seeing my Giants on the east coast since moving here six yrs ago. Can’t wait.

Saw BB in Richmond last summer. That was fun. More fun than the helicopter that dropped food onto the field just before the game.

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by duckcalldan on Apr 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I go to college in DC, so I’m planning on going to all 4 games. Hooray for 1/2 priced student seats in April, and cheap seats in general. They have 5 and 10 dollar tickets that are really a phenomenal deal. Also, I know there are a bunch of DC-area McCoven, so it might be worth it to organize a meetup of some sort.

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by rhys on Apr 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DC stereotype.

Gridlock! Can’t get things done!

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 4, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that you can't REALLY stereotype fanbases,

and, as a resident of New York City, I agree that Yankees fans are the exception to this rule, and would freely admit it.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Bobby Abreu doesn’t look any different.

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like he ate Vernon Wells.

Which, as you say, is how he always looks.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 4, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see the difference with Matsui. /racis

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. Bublo Sandosey.

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by deuce deuce on Apr 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jenny Heaver

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

These remind me of those kids books.

The ones where there’s a series of different heads on the top third, torsos on the middle third, and legs on the bottom third, and you could mix and match an astronaut helmet, a clown coat, and a tutu. I’d show a picture, but how do you GIS that?

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 4, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t the one I was thinking of… but it’s similar.

Also this and this.

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mix and match.

Well played, teach.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Apr 4, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Custin Smoak is terrifying.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

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by jponry on Apr 4, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t someone do a mixture of Zito and someone else on here?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure if this is free content

But The Wall Street Journal has an interview with Nikolai Bonds up on its website:

Growing Up as Barry’s Little Boy
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703712504576242792750686426.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

I don’t really care about the Bonds trial so I only did a quick scan. There were some interesting quotes.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Apr 4, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the pic of Nikolai with the penis WS hat.

Three double-doubles, 2 orders of fries and a chocolate/strawberry shake.

by Tortured on Apr 4, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BUCS GO

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by satyricrash on Apr 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Mariners' brief honeymoon over .500 will come to an end after tonight.

Elvis Andrus just launched one into the left field bleachers.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Apr 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

nope lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST TIED DUANE KUIPER ON THE ALL TIME LIST!

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYONE MOCK THIS GUY

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by Natto on Apr 4, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Morton

Looks like he stole his motion from Derek Lowe/Roy Halladay

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Apr 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Things are going so well for the rangers

that even elvis andrus hits a long bomb for his first dinger in over a year.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Apr 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Grant

You stole my GIF from yesterday that I stole.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 4, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect evening, perfect weather, no baseball. fuck.

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Beer makes the NCAA championship game easier to watch

by ACgiant97 on Apr 4, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s hockey in about an hour….

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by Merope on Apr 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno why I can’t get into hockey. My cousin is a huge Sharks fan and I lived in their house for a year but I just … I dunno. Too macho?

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Bracket Pokemonz!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

After many sleepless hours and truly trying to control my hatred for the Doyers, here is my recommended batting order once Cody comes back.

My batting order against Lefties:

Tejada SS
Torres CF
Posey C
Huff 1B
Ross RF
DeRosa 3B
Burrell LF
Sanchez 2B
Pitcher Spot

Against Righties:

Torres CF
Tejada SS
Huff LF
Posey C
Ross RF
Belt 1B
DeRosa 3B
Sanchez 2B
Pitchers Spot

Essentially creating a platoon between Belt and Burrell and requiring Huff to play LF. Clearly a defensive risk, but LF is easier to play than RF and the only way of keeping Belt up on the big club in my opinion. Pablo needs to go down to AAA until he figures out the strike zone. Pitchers don’t need to throw him strikes to get him out.

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by Penitentiary Face on Apr 4, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

you could flip Sanchez and Tejada around.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Apr 4, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa over Pablo? Nah.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 4, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been in the league for two and a half years….

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And one and a half of those were fucking awesome.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why you really expect him to change.

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by cornball on Apr 4, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Unless I see Pablo hitting .200 a month into the year, benching Pablo isn’t a though.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought*

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo had very good numbers against Kuroda...even hit a homerun off of him, but when the game was on the line, two men on with the game tied, Kuroda threw two pitches that weren't even close to being strikes and Pablo fished after both of them weakly grou

At least flappy tendons will challenge the pitcher and make him work.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Apr 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

grounding out*

It’s the same conversation my HS coach had with me years ago “hey dumb fucker! how many times do you have to swing at breaking balls in the dirt? can’t you pick up the rotation out of the pitcher’s hand?” It’s really as simple as that and having an idea in different situations what pitchers are going to throw. Pablo has no clue what is happening and it pissed me off watching Orel, Valentine and Shulman mock him…..but it was deserved.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Apr 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol high school

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo needs to go down to AAA

Yeah, no.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 4, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should know not to pay attention to this guy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Apr 4, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you agree!

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by speckops on Apr 4, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I could put together a better prosecution than the government has v. Bonds.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 4, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

New sekrit info!!!

Dad of Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your Honor!

I have more irrelevant information!

Judge: “You have quite enough already, thank you.”

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 4, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Your honor, with all due respect to Mr. Berger …” /Mason’d

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by shanghaijim on Apr 4, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of the hundreds of Yankees fans I know (yeah, that bad)

no less than 50% of them are depicted in that GIF. Also a large portion look/act exactly like the guy with the white Yankees jersey.

The whole I dress like I’m black (not trying to be racist here), act like a complete asshole, and don’t have anything worthwhile to say style is very popular in the tristate area.

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Apr 4, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

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