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San Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers, Apr 3, 2011 5:00 PM PDT


There wouldn't have been a reason to panic if Tejada were leading off today. All that would have done was slowly reverse the rotation of the Earth, take us back in time, and undo the World Series win. Or, the Giants could have scored ten runs again. Lineups generally don't mean much. But look at this one!

Torres - CF
Sanchez - 2B
Huff - RF
Posey - C
Sandoval - 3B
Burrell - LF
Belt - 1B
Tejada - SS
Zito - P

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And if I were her, I would pick mustached Zito

by sbrody on Apr 3, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not the squid?

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Apr 3, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t choose the squid, the squid happens to you.

Adopted Giant - Carlos "Don't Call Me Wallaby" Willoughby

by j14 on Apr 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a catalog of all if these somewhere online? If not, there should be.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 3, 2011 4:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Order directly from McC Premium Image Outlet (after a small initiation fee and monthly access charge).

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

love it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splendid

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you post it to twitter?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Big Ups to Matt Downs
"He told me he was gonna do it"- Andres Torres

by jdoldham831 on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Apr 3, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t stop looking

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc

by 49er16 on Apr 3, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 3, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

These never cease to amaze me.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 3, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is fantastic.

guillermo mota: adopted for his veteran relieving savvy

by jobrien9 on Apr 3, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care if this has 17 recs, I’m recing it anyway

The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
MCC: Serious thought provoking questions don’t come flying out of our sarcastic brains quite as quickly as flippant answers

by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jenny McCarthy

Where have you been, and why do you finally have your clothes on?

I'm finally proud of the fact that I went to VCU and fittingly it has nothing to do with academics!
Proud adoptive parent of Brett Bochy, he's my boy now Bruce!

by Giant Torture on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of this lineup.

Assuming Franchez is batting second, this is about what I would do.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Apr 3, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

REQUEST:

Pedo stache Zito pics.

by apistat on Apr 3, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

pedo?

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Apr 3, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other options were 70 cop or porn star.

by apistat on Apr 3, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rank cop, porn star, then pedo.

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add fireman and you have The Village Pitchers.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Can someone please get on this photoshop?

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the American Mustache Institute categorizes Zitos stache as the Chevron.

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
www.TommyLasordaistheAntichrist.com

by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Apr 3, 2011 4:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

REQUEST: DENIED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a screenshot. Will that work?

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard on the radio they did that.
Awesome =)

Grounds crew probably thinking “damned Giants…”

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 3, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear John Kruk

Pablo Sandoval is nothing like Jeff Francoeur.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

We hope.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Apr 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not entirely true. They are both on major league baseball teams. Oh. Nope. They’re not at all alike.

One flap down.

by Tay on Apr 3, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

One is on a major league team, and the other is on a team that experiences major league moments.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010 MLB O-swing%

1. Vladimir Guerrero, 47.0%
2. Pablo Sandoval, 44.6%
3. Jeff Francoeur, 43.4%

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Apr 3, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you think Vladimir Guerrero and Jeff Francoeur are comparable as well?

Good to know

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked B-R: Guerrero's most similar batters by age.

Most Similar by Ages
 View Similar Player Links in Pop-up
 Hold mouse over #’s to see names
Willie Mays (948) * 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Manny Ramirez (945) 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Willie Mays (939) * 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Willie Mays (939) * 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Willie Mays (942) * 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Manny Ramirez (937) 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Willie Mays (928) * 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Manny Ramirez (920) 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Manny Ramirez (914) 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Duke Snider (902) * 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Duke Snider (882) * 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Duke Snider (879) * 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C
Gary Sheffield (866) 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 C

  • - Signifies Hall of Famer

by nvalvo on Apr 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JOE ANGEL HR CALL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess I better have dinner before the game.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s it gonna be?

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

duh.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at my parents house for homemade enchilada’s.

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc

by 49er16 on Apr 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has to be on purpose.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at my parents’ house because I live there.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just visiting.

Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc

by 49er16 on Apr 3, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just put the rabbit stew in the oven.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see it in the lineup last night.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night I made green curry with pork.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 3, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus ten runs were scored.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genova’s pastrami on rye, calamari salad and a tasty beverage

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greens.

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heading over to my sister’s shortly for beer, grilled fish and veggie kebabs

Adopted Giant - Carlos "Don't Call Me Wallaby" Willoughby

by j14 on Apr 3, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this new?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I don’t think I’ve posted it much.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I thought i remembered something like this before.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

copacetic.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is the first one that’s really upset me.

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Rowand that looks like an Umpa-lompa.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Apr 3, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clicks subject line

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m scared

This is where my signature goes.

by DrDC on Apr 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling almost as bad as Giant Pain’s about this.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is interesting

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humpa Loompa

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Apr 3, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 3, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

11/1/2010: I had a really good day!

by rhythmismt on Apr 3, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat la

"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
www.TommyLasordaistheAntichrist.com

by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Apr 3, 2011 4:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

BEAT LA

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 3, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Big Ups to Matt Downs
"He told me he was gonna do it"- Andres Torres

by jdoldham831 on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Apr 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA..BEAT THEM

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally.

don’t try to make it cool ESPN

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a rec.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Wonder why Larkin didn’t talk about the piss smell

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

or show where opposing fans get critically injured

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST LIKE NEW

/Karros’d

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 3, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm?

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher bats in the NL

This is where my signature goes.

by DrDC on Apr 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/LaRussa didn’t get that memo

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome sharpie skills!

Can’t believe you drew in Lincecum with just a black sharpie

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't for the life of me figure out

why they would send it to print with those silly drawings all over Kershaw’s face

11/1/2010: I had a really good day!

by rhythmismt on Apr 3, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those aren't drawings.

That’s just him without his makeup on.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, beat me to it =)
I was about to say something along those lines

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Apr 3, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds, etc, etc

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are those Dodgers snuggies?

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodger Stadium aside

I like that ESPN is going to be doing segments like this. Good idea.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Believe so.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: MLB At Bat 2011 app

Anyone else have problems getting At Bat to load after doing the most recent update? Everything was fine with mine, until I clicked to install update, now all I get is the load page and the load thingy just circles around and around for minutes on end. I’ve tried everything, uninstalling, deleting, restarting…now I am app-less, $15 down and unable to hear KNBR for the game! It is making me most disagreeable today & I’m EFFIN’ PISSED! >:-E

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just about to do it too.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wish I knew if it’s something I’ve done wrong (although how it’s possible to click a button to update wrong, IDK, but I’m sure my dumb ass could find a way)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is working great.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you did the update?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap. now what? it’s bad enough I paid the $15 for it once, there’s no freakin’ way I’m paying to do it again!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Did you restart your phone?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, that was the first thing I did. Then I tried deleting it then reinstalling it, then restarting my phone…same results, spinning load screen :( I KNEW I shouldn’t do the update, I always have trouble with those, and now I am Kruk, Kuip & Jon-less for the foreseeable future til I get a response from either apple or MLB.com
I’m so very annoyed.

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was having that problem also. I can get to the mlb.com standings page, but can’t click to the games. Can’t get to the mlb scoreboard page at all. Was able to log on through this page:

http://mlb.mlb.com/mediacenter/

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Apr 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

thx, but I don’t have gameday, just the iphone app At Bat :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you tried going through the browser to that URL and logging on with your AB phone password? Not sure if that will work or not. I have a Blackberry and it appears that I could log on through my mlb,com account. Haven’t tried it yet because my data plan is rather sparse.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Apr 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t recall AB having a step where you needed a password, unless I’m remembering wrong….meh, thank the heavens this isn’t an important game or post-season, or heads would ROLL!!!!! lol me

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, for another $20 you get get an mlb.com account for your computer and listen there, FWIW.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what, do you think I’m made of money?! ;)
thanks for your help, hopefully I’ll have a solution by tomorrow…that doesn’t include throwing away another $15

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A boy can hope. Good luck!

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Apr 3, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few of us had that problem after downloading FF4, but works fine in Safari or other browsers.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the problem in Safari and Firefox. Still can’t get to the scoreboard in either browser. I’m on a PPC Mac, and wasn’t able to load the Intel version of Flash 10.2 that AtBat wanted me to do the other day.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Baseball Reference, they have October 6, 2009 listed as Joe Nathan’s final game.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He never pitched a game in the majors after 2003. Sad, really.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 3, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-R's a bit weird right now

No player is listed as having played more than two games, although the rest of their stats are for all three games.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres back to the 1 spot!

also, I thought I heard some craziness about Posey sitting out today on KNBR

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, request for advice:

I’m starting to feel foolish for not having MLB.tv online.
If I were to sign up right now, could I watch tonight’s game?
Or do I have some more time to figure out what I want to do?

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You have all season, wait, tonights game is one espn.

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, ESPN sunday nite blackout.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you don't live in the SF area, I don't foresee any problems.

And I foresee all problems because I’m psychic. (Basically, don’t take my word for it)

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wuz wrong

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

P2P Forums have had pretty good streams this year too

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

are stream links illegal?

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if watching them is illegal.

Broadcasting them is illegal, though.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean posting them here.

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We generally discourage posting them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, thanks for letting me know.

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 3, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been trying to get the p2p forums streams to work all day today and yesterday, but no luck.

I have streamtorrent, I opened one of the correct ports, but still nothing.

Any stream I try to open buffers fine and the bar fills to 100%, but I never get video. Any suggestions?

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doing this http://www.intowindows.com/how-to-reinstall-windows-media-player-in-windows-7/ helped me a ton, do you use Firefox? Thats the most preferable browser to use. And yes, just when you’re about to give up on streamtorrent, don’t.

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't seem to get those streams to work

I have streamtorrent, I’ve forwarded the correct ports, etc.

Every time I try to load a stream it buffers and the bar fills up but I don’t get any video or sound. I’ve waited a half hour or longer on streams but never get anything. Any suggestions on what I’m doing wrong?

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Apr 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is, we can't get them because we don't have P2P

Something about “protocol”. Not a lot of help, but you do have my sympathy.

by mrs. owlcroft on Apr 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do live in San Francisco, though

And online streaming video (which I totally don’t use! haha!) is so unreliable.

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't get mlb.tv then.

Everything will get blacked out for you.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Apr 3, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it. Everyone’s fired and I quit.

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depending on your internet,

you may be able to use ESPN3.com. Try that.

by nvalvo on Apr 3, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it on ESPN3.com if you can’t it on TV.

by QuakeFan on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it’s free

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

my ISP doesnt “carry” ESPN3. im guessing espn can’t be watched without a box, though i do have the cable itself hooked to the tv

by NeifiPerezz on Apr 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

bugmenot should be able to help.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind. None of the passwords have a very high success rate.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the few cable companies left. Most do. Time-Warner and Bright House has ESPN rather than individual games.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had problems

watching it online…

"The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime."

Quotes About Life

by doelmel on Apr 19, 2011 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright!

Decision time. Where to watch the game?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 3, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Do I want pizza?

Do I want sushi?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sushi pizza.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a place that does something like that.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of that melty cheese/mayo stuff.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza Love at 18th and Capp

offers both, but I assume all of it is horrible.

by nvalvo on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw a commercial where a TV food host was saying “I’m going to have sushi pizza today!” as part of the ad.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza and curry ftw.

by apistat on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s house.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s lap.

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s just right out!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s basement.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s gazebo.

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the back of Grant’s car, bathed in moonlight.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow ESPN BIAS

they even wear dodger hats

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

someones gotta get a screen shot of that

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

east coast of course

they were wearing the Brooklyn hats….lol

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER SIGHTING

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, that kid with the Russell Martin jersey

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 3, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Kemp is boring.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

his ice breaker is how he banged Rhianna

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That song ‘Breakin’ Dishes’? It’s about me.”
“That song is terrible.”
“Yeah, but so am I. So what are you up to later?”

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
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by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

pretty sure everyone just ignored Kemp in that segment.

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by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

"SAY HEY" KNBR LEGAL-ID IS THE BEST ONE

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OT – Looks like my flight is still on to San Diego, I just hope Southwest finishes the checks before I leave.

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear they’ve installed some vents to make flights less stuffy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Apr 3, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They and Boeing collaborated on the new style of ventilation.

/they and Boeing … whatever

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Empty seats in Yankee Stadium

come on

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

/obligatory yankee fans being yankee fans gif

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I forgot about this douchebag

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

everybody in this gif is hysterical

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hat placed at 150-degree angle for optimal douchebaggery.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/SPITS ON CLIFF LEE'S WIFE

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite part is the guy behind him and to his right saying “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK”

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite guy is the one next to the FUCK YOU guy eating popcorn

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems like a great guy

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s wearing one of those suits that makes it look like you’re really overweight. I wonder if it’s for a documentary or something.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that he’s not yelling it at anyone in particular.

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picture him saying “Fuck Yous.”

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how it seems as if he is surprised by something at the end and says “woah”

Adopted Giant - Carlos "Don't Call Me Wallaby" Willoughby

by j14 on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learn how to wear a ball cap, meat

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the main guy looks like someone stopped by the douchebag store and said “give me one of everything”

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by Lies and Perfidy on Apr 3, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

"FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" dickhead behind him

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Apr 3, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be “Fuck Youse” ?

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by Merope on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

should ask my friend from Garden City, NY

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the bottom of the 2nd and 0-0

Why are they acting like this?

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t the guy keep a Rangers player from catching a ball or something?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think they reviewed this one.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVGbXlWzho&feature=related

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the end, it shows that Robinson Cano hit a home run.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the dude in the hat right behind the douchebag who doesn't seem amused by the whole thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because he went to see a baseball game, and not a douchebag’s ass in his face.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pops another kernel in mouth

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 3, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy on the left in the YANKEES BASEBALL jacker seems to want to do something douchey, but he doesn’t know how so he just awkwardly flails around.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just love Fuck You guy

Why is he so angry?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOUSE

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the time the Yankees hadn’t won a World Series in almost a year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW YORKERS ARE TOUGH

DEAL WITH IT

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feh.

They walk too slow. I’m only in NYC for a few days, I got shit to do.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Apr 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND IF YOU WANT BEEF THEN BRING THE RUCKUS

SF GIANTS AINT NUTIN TO FUCK WITH

i hope you heard that dodgerturds

by Fila429 on Apr 3, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh ok.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

RUN AND TELL DAT, NATTO

or something.

by apistat on Apr 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t help.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this is the best place for them to hear it.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then

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by j14 on Apr 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn those dodgerturds!

This is where my signature goes.

by DrDC on Apr 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly few Wu Tang fans in LA, I’m sorry to say.

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

All over the west coast*

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Apr 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marc Kroon

On his way to Fresno. So awesome, the love us fans have been giving him on twitter is unbelievable.

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 3, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s awesome. After that spring he’ll be up in June. Looking forward to seeing him for years.

My Bocce team name is Bruce Bocce. 'Nuff said.

by my1gorilla on Apr 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Am i doin it right??

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know he owns the record for fastest pitch ever thrown in Japan?

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but that’s different, their pitches levitate on magnets there.

by apistat on Apr 3, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

More efficient.

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by Johnny Disaster on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait till our home opener to see the reaction for him.

This is where my signature goes.

by DrDC on Apr 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be shocked, I’m really happy for him

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Brandon thinks the fans in LA are loud wait until he’s in SF for the World Series ceremonies.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This Dodgers lovefest is over the top

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You can do what I do and not watch ESPN.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, radio FTW!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Apr 3, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Apr 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A: Hi Everyone!

Just got home, didn’t want to miss the start of the game! Let me catch up:

-LOLineup?
-Huff Outline!
-Win now!
-BEAT LA!
-Dinner: Jamba Juice again and maybe some spaghetti(?)

Does that cover it?

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Feeling better?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Apr 3, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have a headache but I can’t feel it, if that makes any sense

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, yes

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that is a plus!

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe a Giants win will be just what the doctor ordered! :) hope you’re feeling better soon!

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, thanks, yeah a lot of people on these boards are currently feeling under the weather – a Giants win would be nice for all of us, I think

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. I have had a stupid coughing for like 3 weeks!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to disinfect our internet connections and stop the spread of this nasty virus!

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by Merope on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sort of numb feeling?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little, more like, the throbbing pain is still there and I know it’s still throbbing but I don’t feel the pain part. And for some reason my lips are numb, but I think that’s just a side effect.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Dr. Nick!!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put a bar in your home!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Apr 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or just move to the bar

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by j14 on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I love the crowd here, I think I’m going to head to the bar.
It’s light out, it’s warm enough, and I want to see this game happen.

"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does your home have booze? If not, bar

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done!

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by Murray, Present on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I lived in a city where I could watch a game among Giants fans in a bar, all I have is at home with my girlfriend who I forced to be a Giants fan so it doesn’t really count. I told her we were playing the ones we don’t speak of and she said the Padres. /facepalm

moar runz n stuff

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, is that “Done!” as in “there’s booze in my house!” or “Done!” as in “I’m off to the bar!”?

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, someone let Jon Kruk near the food.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks to me like that happened years ago

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFX92ALqxlk

Trying to get some publicity for this video. Expos forever!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Apr 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The Orel Hersheiser scoreless streak is bunk...

The Giants actually broke up his bid for the record at Candlestick. The Giants scored a run on a “would be” double play that was broken up(by I forget who)but was then called as interference or some such shit.

by inthesquat on Apr 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The Don Drysdale streak was equally bullshit for similar reasons.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember this one like it was yesterday. Dick Dietz hit by pitch.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction: TONS OF LOVE FOR THE DODGERS on ESPN

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction: Bobby Valentine will bring my headache pain back

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Funky butt-loving

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitcher’s got a big butt!!!

by BrianIsAwesome on Apr 3, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd favorite baseball movie quote EVAR

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I’m looking for Henry Rulenfurter.

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thought crossed my mind when I heard that he was ok. Didn’t have the courage to post it though.

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It amuses me that Kruk is eating sushi in Dodger Stadium.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That was sushi? wtf

i thought the guy was eating something else, either way, thought he was on a diet

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has other stuff on his plate too.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sake? Wait that would in a small cup

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he’s not eating a Dodger Dog. Yuck.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

UH OH

KRUK LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SEAT

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But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The All You Can Eat Pavilion.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to ruin all of them!

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by DrDC on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are they hyping up this old generic ballpark?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

All I’m getting from this is that there’s no good seat at Dodger Stadium.

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by Chulk on Apr 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a relic, a historical monument in honor of decades of suck

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger Stadium reminds me of Yankee Stadium II more than anything.

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by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fairly sure Uggla was not brought in to Atlanta because of his glove.

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by DrDC on Apr 3, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to think they did it because I enjoy looking at him.

LIVE EDT

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a joke espn?!

The braves got Uggla cause of his glove?! Uggla made 3 errors in an all-star game!!!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Apr 3, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Only the best can do that.

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by Sabertooth on Apr 3, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight how many times will ESPN compare Zito’s mustache to Bobby Valentne’s infamous disguise mustache?

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

(Complete with split screen and many non-lol LOLs.)

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off to the bar.

Anything happens, you know…
I don’t know. Page me or whatever.

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by waelwulf on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll just mis-characterize it later.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN dodger lovefest

This is all i hear:

dodgers dodgers dodgers hey guys dodgers history tradition dodgers john kruk eating hot dogs brooklyn dodgers hershisher jackie robinson koufax karros dodger dogs

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

dodgers dodgers vin scully dodgers dodgers dogers slim fast tommy lasorda dodgers dodgers dodges Piazza dodgers dodgers Matt Kemp bounce back year dodgers dodgers divorce McCort (and then I start laughing uncontrollably.)

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by Giant Torture on Apr 3, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

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by srpwrd on Apr 3, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone want to tell me what exactly ESPN is going on about? Judging from the comments it’s nothing I want to see, but still.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a fat man on my TV, he’s eating more than one hot dog while talking about the bathroom nearby. He seems to think that he’s in some palace or buffet. I’m pretty sure he used to play baseball.

by inthesquat on Apr 3, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never figured out why everyone loves it so much.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of like Vin Scully, vastly overrated.

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I respect Vin Scully. The guy has never had a color commentator and he’s over 80 now!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nowadays he could probably use one, though.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys and gals

QUIT WHINING. You don’t like it, turn down the sound and listen to KNBR or turn off the damn TV.

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you lost?

This is the McCoven, complaining and whining is what we do!

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by Giant Torture on Apr 3, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But usually people whine and move on. It’s been whining for 15 minutes for the same thing. ESPN a shitty network. No one should be surprised

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does get old.

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m whining until it’s over.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Apr 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I CANT GET KNBR IN SANTA CRUZ

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 3, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Fuckin’ mountains.

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by troymccluresf on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

can only listen to knbr online and they cant boradcast the games online. looks like im stuck with espn sigh

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Apr 3, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that John Kruk

ate Orel Hersheiser’s eyeballs. They seem to be missing.

by inthesquat on Apr 3, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk had to find something to replace his testicles and Orel didn’t have any.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OWW MY FREAKIN EARS

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I expect that type of language at Denny’s, but not here!

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst ESPN broadcasters

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OK anthem.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

stay classy LoLDGER STAIDUM

Nice cutting in the PA in the middle of the anthem!

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Apr 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering if that was what happened

DODGERS HATE AMERICA

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by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

America HATES THE DODGERS.

Science!

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by Giant Torture on Apr 3, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

they had to cue up

the AWESOME RANDY NEWMAN!! WOOO BASEBALL EXCITEMENT 50 YEAR OLD SONG WOOOO

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by natteringnabob on Apr 3, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, did Randy Newman actually write music that wasn’t for a Pixar movie?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Apr 3, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How young are you?

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy had no idea what Pablo just said

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by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mute Button...you are my only friend

I hate this

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What if I turn my radio up rrrreallllly loud?

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by Merope on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks that oughta work! I’ll open my windows! :)

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! How was Disneyland??

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Apr 3, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty good, girls night out turned into wander around with a preggers lady, we never even made it to ElecTRONica :( and I looked cute too, what a waste! ;)
what did you get up to after the game? :)

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Disneyland, it’s never a waste! I did nothing after the game.
/Loser

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Apr 3, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh geez, you gotta get out there & do stuff!

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been sick! Things happen!

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by LincecumFTK on Apr 3, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, get better dammit! a Giants win should help
Giants Winz>western medicine

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants > Dodgers

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

what formula are you using?

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by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Onley understood a word Pablo said in that interview

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by j14 on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WE LOATHE IT

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/wil’d

Giant Dirtbags: :(
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEAVEN

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Lasorda!

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by srpwrd on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Lasorda in the booth

/Darth Vader No

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s there to play Lasorda’s Advocate to anything Sutcliffe says, that and to pass out some slim fast.

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by Giant Torture on Apr 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaa

How many more invitations to turn off the TV do you all need?

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by natteringnabob on Apr 3, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But in on San Francisco. The rest of the country seem to think he’s an “ambassador to baseball”.

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned on the TV to see Belt’s play on the bunt last inning, and saw some crap tape about Lagorda and Valentine. HARD HITTING ANALYSIS

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by natteringnabob on Apr 3, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

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by Giant Torture on Apr 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur with this sentiment.

I ALSO would like the San Francisco 9 to emerge victorious from this contest of base ball with their opponent, the Los Angeles 9.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Apr 3, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD

LASORDA? NOW I’M GONNA MUTE THE TV

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when you tell the McCoven to stop complaining: Tommy Lasorda shows up. Science.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK why but I lol’d
TL is turning into (or has already) the old man in the neighborhood that will either chat your ear off with the same annoying story while your groceries melt in the car or the one who tells the neighborhood kids to GET OFFA MAH LAWN!!

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does he say to the gay couple that live down the block?

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please nobody actually answer this

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put it this way..yes he is homophobic.

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I just meant, there was way too much potential for someone to write a response to that that would be not something that should be on the boards

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Lasorda in the booth??

I think I’m gonna be sick

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh the Dodgers are playing the Giants?

Based on the pregame I thought it was some sort of Dodgers scrimmage.

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by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I can only assume the Dodgers love is because of ESPN having a base in LA.

Otherwise, this team hasn’t won shit since ’88 and the fanbase is something that the typical ESPN fan would make fun of (if we consider that they think Giants and Niners fans are weak, worthless, etc.)

by Every6thDay on Apr 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN has a mets hard on as well

and they suck probably worse than the Dodgers

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought “I love LA” was like some sarchasmy LA sucks anthem

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by Merope on Apr 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

not enough iron

in their irony, I guess.

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by natteringnabob on Apr 3, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Valentine:

If Al Michaels never stopped taking hits off of a helium balloon.

by inthesquat on Apr 3, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

LOL Onley asking Pablo Sandoval why he lost weight to reclaim his job after he lost his job because his weight was slowing him down

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Onley: So fat bastard, what do you have to say for yourself.

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he goes on to ask Lincecum..

Why are you a pitcher? Why not an outfielder?

by IRONxMIKE on Apr 3, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

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by IRONxMIKE on Apr 3, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

There hasn’t really been that much Dodger love.

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by cheno on Apr 3, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

shut up, you

JT Snow and Robb Nen are my heroes.
But then 2010 happened.

by BeatLA55 on Apr 3, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP MAKING SENSE

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in a making sense move. I think it’s because I’m hungover from the cold medicine that made me make no sense last night.

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by cheno on Apr 3, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

curses on ps3 not including it

by NeifiPerezz on Apr 3, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, i thought that was on xbox too. ok, only one curse then.

by NeifiPerezz on Apr 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m disappointed in their choice of Zito photo.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Not enough creepy

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah dodgers!

Giant’s gift wrapped the first 2 games of the season! It’s true. ESPN said so

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by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: Bryan Stow
he is worse & there’s talk of removing his frontal lobe to releases pressure on his brain

Bryan’s the guy attacked on Opening Day.

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by troymccluresf on Apr 3, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Best wishes to him,

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by Chulk on Apr 3, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s horrible :(

I hope he’s able to fully recover

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

.

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckin a.

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by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow :(((

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by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, I was hoping they wouldn’t have to do that :(

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty awful.

There’s donation links in the Fanpost, and it looks like Speakeasy in SF will have something for him at one of the Friday Happy Hour events.

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by troymccluresf on Apr 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

Cain’s above him.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 3, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

pedophile mustache

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by josematan on Apr 3, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Pedro Guerrerro

Best ever WHIP by a pitcher. According to ESPN announcer

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Nice

Orel just noted that Pedro Guerrero had the best WHIP ever in 2002

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Apr 3, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't mind Shulman

But Bobby Valentine needs to go. He’s awful.

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BOORIBE!

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Wow the Indians turned a triple play on a bunt?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HBP

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by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

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by Chulk on Apr 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like these 5PM starts

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to wear it, Andres

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LOL WHIP

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SIRM !!

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BOOO!

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OBP

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YAY

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

good bunt

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BUNTING!

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I hate bunting in the first inning.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t McCoven hate bunting, period?

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No, it has its place.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice bunt Freddy!

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunting in the first inning?

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by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

Ok. I guess I’m fine with that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt? Really?

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by James Brady on Apr 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont get that

Freddy is on fire

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Would rather Freddy have went for it.

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by James Brady on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I tend to approve of bunts only when they lead to runs. It’s a very scientific reasoning.

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by cheno on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that especially since Freddy has been on fire so far

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by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought bochy always said he dosent like bunting early

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

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by El Person on Apr 3, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Torres really steal 26 bases last year?

Sure didn’t seem like it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

twas a good bunt, however Mole wanted to swing for the fences

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by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Late to the party but

BEAT LA

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by hautecouture on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop it!

These damn behind home camera shots

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THESE CAMERA ANGLES

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CAMERA ANGLES!!!!

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by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 3, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are they playing for one run

when Barry Zito is pitching?

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito got cursed with no run support last season so maybe Bochy’s making sure he gets at least one run?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Apr 3, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL and I thought the Huff outline in RF was 'shopped in that pic!

dude is funny!

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

baggs said it wasn’t Huff, though…

Shierholtz, Burrell, and Belt did it…

http://twitter.com/#!/extrabaggs/status/54639387228635136

by wizard5ive on Apr 3, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops…Runzler, not Shierholtz

by wizard5ive on Apr 3, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Runz Burrell and Belt

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by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 3, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
Moe, Larry & Curly

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow it doesn’t make him unsexy, though. And it really should.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ridiculous

I thought play had been stopped for some reason

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by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that beard is biblical

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by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 3, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LITERALLY

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

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Wilson is 326 years old

And was swallowed by a giant fish

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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds wrong

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

He’s 325

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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

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I was confused too

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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, same

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evan Longoria went down with an oblique injury too. I assume his comment had something to do with that.

by Ursa Major on Apr 3, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure show the shot from behind home plate so i cant see if it was a strike

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 3, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb.

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey and baseball bats: mortal enemies.

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by cheno on Apr 3, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well pooh

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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Blargh

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by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

“These 5:00 West Coast starts cause a lot of problems…”

Hey asshole, that’s YOUR fault.

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by troymccluresf on Apr 3, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I remain in favor of the 5:00 p.m. starts. Mainly because they’re actually 8:00 p.m. starts.

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAST COAST BIAS

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BETCHA

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next week

ESPN is back where they want to go…Boston as the Red Sox host the Yankees.

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I am beyond happy

That the Mets are not scheduled much on Sunday Night Baseball this year.

by metsman07 on Apr 3, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get at least two: May 1st vs. Philly, July 10 vs. SF

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those broadcasts

should be enjoyable

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

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by Syler on Apr 3, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

which means avoiding ESPN and anything ESPN related for a week at least

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Hey guys

Hows it going?

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I’s coo’.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty well.

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone ever been to the Berkeley Thai Temple for Sunday lunch?

Went today. It’s fun.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 3, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t look so excited to have a Dodger Dog, asshole. They’re disgusting.

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like a code V

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semi OT: Isn't a dodger dog just a hot dog?

What makes it special, besides the length?

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Being served in Dodger Stadium.

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you never here anyone having a food orgy over a Giants Dog though

and they are pretty damn good

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high baby flesh content

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They’re cooked in Lasorda’s pants.

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is disgusting

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have hair and mice poop in them

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

smoked with genuine smog.

by QuakeFan on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets go Zito!

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Ok, come on Barry

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

In the realm of Jiminez and Halladay

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 3, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WEll...

BAH HUMBUG!

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by thirteen on Apr 3, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That's a creative way to begin, Barry

I’m interested to see where you are going with this.

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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

the 'stache is throwing off his balance

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes.

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It's going to be a unstressful game, I see

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 3, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't look at him without giggling

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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow this velocity is scary bad

At least he was up at 87-88 last April

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by Chulk on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop with this behind the plate camera angle crap

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by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

did they just hand camcorders to the fans and say, “Have at it!” ??? this blows

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT HUFF AND POSEY

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by PiKAgiant on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This is an inauspicious start.

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by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn’t good.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK

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17 losses.

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by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to go Huff.

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well shit

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by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate everything.

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by Chulk on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

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by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Huff

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear . . .

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh

So that happened.

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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

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by Prussian Creole on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

great

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey... good job Huff, why on earth

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WELL FUCK

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over

what the fuck camera angle

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Come back soon, Cody Ross.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

chalk it up again

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So the, uh…San Francisco Giants, huh.

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Might have known what really happened if they used the correct camera angle

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no...

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by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh that wasn't good

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Love how ESPN is subtly blaming Belt.

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by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Dustin Pedroia would have had it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 3, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Sick curve for the K.

by nvalvo on Apr 3, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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We need Cody, move Huff to left, Pat the Bat off the bench

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When possible. Not currently possible.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random shot of Miguel Tejada.

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Aren't they all?

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like the Giants defense to begin the year

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ETHIER

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by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems to be a good time to add the rum to the diet coke.

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I know I have some Cuban Rum is this house, dammit.

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Cuban rum once. Good stuff

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found it 3/4 bottle of 8 year old rum. Very smooth.

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT

ZITO NEEDS A NEW THREAD!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Apr 3, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t have that strikeout pitch…

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by srpwrd on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

K is watching the flight of the ball off Kemp's bat

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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT ETHIER

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD TL2's boy

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HE’S NOT MY BOY

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Huff in RF is brutal.

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe if it were an OF who could actually run.

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Should have kept the ball in front of him rather than diving.

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

tough catch, though a regular RF would have had enough of a jump for it. The big mistake was diving instead of playing on a bounce.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Today, it's as if McCovey's line drive finally went through. And the earthquake didn't happen. And Spiezio struck out. And Snow was safe."

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

by Ceora on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

for Ross, probably

by Bar None on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I hate Matt Kemp.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK EVERYTHING

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by Chulk on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Aiya.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Matt Kemp.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by thirteen on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

why do they have a camera all up in Bochy's face???

don’t they know he’s busy right now? WTactualF!?!

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The camera is all over the place!

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

welp

guess i’ll get a head start on my reading

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD START

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit Zito

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by DFARowand on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a fucking meatball. Nice one Zito.

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Apr 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. He’s not going to throw it by Kemp down the middle at 84

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm meatball

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL FUCK THIS THEN

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this shit

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m betting Barry get’s pulled before end of 3rd

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so. :(

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

so I guess any hope for a “Rookie of the Year” similarity after Zito’s accident/recovery has pretty much burned to the ground…idiot

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap, chopped!

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by SoCalGgal on Apr 3, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we start the season over?

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by Natto on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So, this is going to be one of *those* games.

Let’s just get that established right off the bat.

by nvalvo on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Kemp is good again. That’s nice.

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by cheno on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

zito sucks

still

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-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I WAITED ALL DAY FOR THIS PIECE A SHIT BALLGAME?

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by Merope on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

BARRY WELLEMYER

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You students

Time to do some homework

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by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Spring break!

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go ahead and say it: I don’t much care for the Dodgers.

LIVE EDT

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over, 1-5 Roadtrip

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

why this?

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by O R They? on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe felt sorry for Zeets.

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks LOLribe

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by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That was quick.

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by cheno on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by satyricrash on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

He just left that right there.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Apr 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can't Matt Kemp go out with Rihanna again

so he can go back to not caring

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by hautecouture on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was an awful pitch by Zito.

by belilaugh on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

But wait…I thougth Zito was using being left off the playoff roster as inspiration to work harder and not let things get to him? I really believed him this time.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

12 pitches 3 runs

efficient!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That actually is really efficient

Horrible. But efficiently so!

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by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha Grant
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
I, for one, can’t believe that Kemp was able to turn around that 84-mph fastball right over the plate.

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL THAT NATURAL TALENT HE WASN’T TRYING TO DO TOO MUCH

"What’s that, Buster? You asked for a bicycle? Well, sorry. Santa brought butt floss instead."

by thebighead on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

An old African proverb

The Stache is much weaker than the Beard

by Kijana on Apr 3, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Horribad.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

“and yes folks, that is his fastball.”

by Ursa Major on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Who will defend their title worse?

’98 Marlins or ’11 Giants

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

07 Cardinals

is a better worst case scenario comparison. We didn’t have a fire sale.

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by kezargiants on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need a new thread, this one isn't working

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/4/3/2089211/open-lose-the-mustache-thread

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by jponry on Apr 3, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m starting to think that if I trained, I could throw a ball faster than Zeets.

by seaborn on Apr 3, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

zito in mid season form

glad that car wreck didn’t keep him from this start. whew.

by eknirb on Apr 3, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ok Panda

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by timmeh on Apr 3, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a strike.

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by thebighead on Apr 3, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller

The guys I wish I was listening to instead of you idiots.

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