Top Suspects in Shooting of Obnoxious White Sox Catcher

Heh heh.

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He left several suspects out....

Like all of the McCoven.

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by Giant Torture on Mar 9, 2011 4:56 AM PST reply actions

I wouldn’t use a gun.

by Natto on Mar 9, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions

Mental assassin.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 9, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions

This probably isn’t the right time to mention that I’m an excellent shooter, is it?

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 9, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions

Heroin doesn’t count.

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by Bhaakon on Mar 9, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions

From three-point range, you’re basically unstoppable.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 10, 2011 6:54 AM PST up reply actions

LOL

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 9, 2011 12:24 PM PST reply actions