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Best Seasons in San Francisco Giants History, Part One

Rules:

  • Only San Francisco. I don’t want to bother New York because, hey, they’re walking over there.
  • As tempting as it might be, I can’t justify putting Barry Bonds at shortstop, second base, and six other positions. That’d make for a quick post, but it wouldn’t be intellectually honest. Not that I’ve cared about that before.
  • I'm not just pulling up a list of WAR leaders and taking the top name. There has to be a spot for the author's discretion, such as with...

Star-divide

C - Buster Posey, 2010

Oh, this will stir something up with the Dick Dietz fan club. Dietz hit .300/.426/.515 for the 1970 Giants, racking up 612 plate appearances. He was a beast. A fluke and a curiosity -- he only played two full (fantastic) major league seasons before he disintegrated -- but a beast.

But Buster Posey won the World Series. Your argument is invalid. He bolstered a weak offense, and he managed a strong pitching staff. And then he won the World Series. This isn’t a list of the best WAR by position; it’s a list of the best seasons, and in 2500, Posey’s is the one they’ll carve on the side of a spaceship in an attempt to communicate with an alien civilization.

If you’re looking for Bengie Molina, he’s down there. Lower. Still lower. By WAR, every single season he had is below Rick Wilkins’s 183 plate appearances in 1996. WAR isn’t the definitive statistic to end all arguments of course, but wow.

Honorable Mention: Dick Dietz, 1970

 

1B - Willie McCovey, 1969

There’s something about his 1968 that fascinates me. The mound was high, ERAs were low, and McCovey still hit .293/.378/.545 -- good in any era. But his ‘69 was transcendent. Mystic crystal revelation, and the mind's true liberation. A 209 OPS+ with 45 intentional walks. Surely, the City would never see that sort of combination again. Will Clark’s defense might put his ‘89 over McCovey’s best season, but this ain’t Clark Chronicles.

McCovey was another Giant who had his best season when he was 30 or older. Mays did it. Bonds did it too. Must be all the paganism and vegan living.

Honorable Mention: Will Clark, 1989

 

2B - Jeff Kent, 2000

It was the last time that a player legitimately competed with a healthy Barry Bonds for the MVP. After applying positional adjustments and ignoring clankmittery, Kent was almost as good. Almost. He was a worthy MVP winner, and it was still one of the greatest seasons ever from a second baseman.

I’d like to remind you to check out The Amazin’ Avenue Annual, in which I write about the Giants and haphazardly relate it to the Mets. All I could think about while writing it was 2000. That was the best team I ever watched. Bonds/Kent/Burks was a ridiculous middle of the order. All five starting pitchers were above-average (once Russ Ortiz got on track in the second half, that is). Fantastic bench. And Bobby Jones shut them down like they were a team of beer-leaguers. I know 2002 got the emo seal of approval, but 2000 almost hurt just as much.

And then 11/1/10. Never forget.

Honorable Mention: Jeff Kent, 2002

 

SS - Rich Aurilia, 2001

Every time I look at these seasons, I wonder, why wasn’t that year the one that featured a parade down Market Street? And there’s always an answer. Oh. Hal Lanier’s 46 OPS+. Oh. Livan Hernandez’s ability to deliver bulk quantities of regurgitated innings. Aurilia’s season stands out because it didn’t lead to world domination. Sure, the cynics can point out that his teammates were on on the chemical express, but, what, he forgot the chemist’s number the next year? His 2001 looks like one of the great outlier seasons in baseball history, and it’s fantastic. Davey Johnson. Brady Anderson. Roger Maris. Rich Aurilia. Oh, and the last guy played a pretty good shortstop.

Honorable Mention: Chris Speier, 1972

 

3B - Matt Williams, 1994

The big surprise is that Jim Ray Hart had the two highest WAR numbers for third basemen in the San Francisco era. Well, it’s not that surprising -- Hart was a good player. But Williams seemed more iconic. Maybe that’s just because I was around for Williams but not Hart. I put Williams up because a) it was close enough that tie went to the player I’ve watched, and b) if I had to slight Will Clark, I needed to throw my weight behind Williams.

His WAR was higher in three different seasons, but ‘94 was the year that Williams was a nightly story. He was pursuing Roger Maris’s record, and he might have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling billionaires.

Honorable Mention: Jim Ray Hart, 1967

 

LF - Barry Bonds, 2004

One hundred and twenty intentional walks. One two zero. A .609 on-base percentage -- that’s two Cody Rosses duct-taped together. A .362 batting average, which was the second-highest in San Francisco history behind Bonds’s 2002. More home runs than strikeouts. A home run every eight at-bats. Two hundred and three runs created.

And six stolen bases!

He was obviously laboratory-infused, and that’s a shame. But I never saw Manny Alexander do this, or Jason Giambi, or any of the thousands of hitters who used. He was taking chemicals to improve strength and stamina, not sending up an android in his place. But his stats suggest the latter, a Robocop-like freak of robotics who was programmed to take pitches outside the strike zone.

Honorable Mention: Barry Bonds, 2002

 

CF - Willie Mays, 1965

Heck, I don’t know what it was like to watch Willie Mays play. I really don’t. I can watch footage, and I can listen to old-timers wax rhapsodic, but I’ll never know what it was like to watch him take over a game or a series.

My best guess: Imagine what Buster Posey did last year, but even better, and for about 20 straight seasons. No big whoop. There’s a reason he’s considered the archetype, the all-around player by which others will be measured for the next couple of centuries. My time machine’s first stop is at the Polo Ground or Seals Stadium to watch Willie Mays play baseball. Well, after a quick stop to poke Paul O’Neill in the eye for breaking up Scott Garrellts’s no-hitter.

Honorable Mention: Willie Mays, 1962

 

RF - Bobby Bonds, 1973

So, so unappreciated for how good he was. The stone-tool users back then couldn’t stop focusing on his strikeouts, and he was constantly in the shadow of Mays. Thirty-nine home runs, 131 runs scored, and 43 stolen bases to go with an OBP of .370 and great defense. The Giants were able to create talented outfielders in the ‘60s and ‘70s by cutting a piece off one and growing another in a petri dish. Bonds, Garry Maddox, Gary Matthews, Jr., George Foster, Jack Clark...and it was Cody Ross who helped the Giants win their first World Series in San Francisco. The answer was Cody Ross. That will never fail to make me shake my head and smile.

Also of note: Stan Javier’s 1997 was the 14th best RF season by WAR. I had no idea.

Honorable Mention: Bobby Bonds, 1969

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by DFARowand on Mar 4, 2011 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

Don’t tease me with pictures of Pedro Feliz!

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:08 AM PST reply actions  

At least it wasn’t a pic of Feliz AS A CATCHER!!!

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by SixSixtyOne on Mar 4, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It was. He was just that bad.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is rec’d because I do not have to watch that team.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Feliz drove me crazy

Sabean in the 97-03 Bonds era had this “can’t grow own position players” stigma. Sabean, in order to prove the sport media wrong, gave us Marvin Bernard and Pedro Feliz. Thank god he got rid of Bonds and learned how to draft. Well that last statement was a little sarcastic.

I like Sabean, he obviously learned something on the job. Team in ’10 looked better than ’09 and I hate to say I feel more confident for ’11 at the start than I did in ’10. Team looks good.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Mar 4, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Dick Dietz is one of my favorite Giants and his 1970 season is really an interesting year for him. He had so much success on offense, but his defense (-20 runs below average, 25 passed balls, 19% CS rate, 63 wild pitches) was really extremely bad. He was a catcher in name only, but he could hit.

You have to wonder if Dietz would have been pushed to 1B if McCovey wasn’t around?

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by xanthan on Mar 4, 2011 10:09 AM PST reply actions  

I loved Dietz, and I was devastated when they traded him to the Dodgers, of all teams. They were right though, he was done.

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by rxmeister on Mar 4, 2011 11:30 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So, so unappreciated for how good he was.

My dad has been telling me for years how good Bobby Bonds was.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

Same

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

But you were born just at the right time for the Giants to win a World Series.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Though I prefer having seen both!

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by Roger on Mar 4, 2011 12:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Bobby Bonds

he was my first and lasting inspiration as a young ballplayer. Something went haywire with him after the Giants traded Willie Mays, IMO.

by son of ggf on Mar 4, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

tl; worth the read.

Thanks.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for the story, tobias. I remember that span of odd events pretty well. Keeping Cline and Marshall was, indeed, mysterious. They also kept an infielder named Frank Johnson who hit .190 in 174 AB’s. SA? .218, based on two doubles. Granted, it wasn’t a hitter’s year or era. Still, the advantage would seem to go to a team that kept a hitter like Bobby in the lineup, especially with three starters under 2.50 ERA (which matters, btw, because they all pitched over 250 innings). Bobby could possibly have supplied the +1 WAR per month that lead to catching the Cardinals.

As it was, he came up on June 25 (wasn’t that the same day as Buster?) and played in 80 games. Yes, he struck out too much. Everyone did in 1968. But he also showed the following year that he could produce an .826 OPS and get 90 ribbies while mostly batting lead off. (Mays played in only 117 games in ‘69, and I seem to remember that when he wasn’t in the starting lineup, Bonds hit third. Please check me on that if I’m wrong.)

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by gallo del cielo on Mar 4, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, Frank Johnson. He was coaching an opposing team my senior year in high school, and on a play at the plate, I threw home from center and he yelled “Cut!” and our pitcher cut off my throw, which was looking like it had a decent chance to nail the runner. bastard.

by son of ggf on Mar 4, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Another slow clap post from tobias

Very well-written, particularly the description of the feeling you can get watching a great young prospect rake in spring training, especially when you’re a kid (although Brandon Belt is giving a little taste of that this year). But the highlight for me was this McCovey Chronicles Hall of Fame-worthy pull quote:

“And maybe it was merciful that Bobby lived long enough to see his son accomplish so much, but not long enough to see the fury that would ultimately be unleashed upon him.”

"This is a street fight, and we win those." -- BRIAN SABEAN, 10/23/10

by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 4, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand the sentiment, but I always feel oh-so conflicted about making or hearing those kinds of statements. It makes sense, feeling a measure of relief that the elder Bonds never had to experience this ongoing, bitter hailstorm. But, I don’t know… I also think both Barry and Bobby would likely have been happier sharing this terrible experience, even if the only difference were Bobby having more time in this world.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he did say “maybe”.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 4, 2011 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a fair point

And who really knows? Personally, and coming from a place of full-on conjecture, I feel as if Barry would’ve liked to have his father with him now. But I feel like this would have been harder on Bobby.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Mar 5, 2011 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

terrific

thanks for the follow-up, man. I wrote up something on him, too, last year:
From link
mine was from that year, also. I’d been to a few games prior, but this is the one I remember well. For my bday, my pops got a few tickets to the Pirates-Giants playoff game, and we sat in the newly constructed right field bleachers (rarely used for baseball in those days). So, there was some novelty, and nice proximity to the field. Anyway, Bobby Bonds was my favorite player (5-tool), but he was nursing an injury and not sure whether he’d play or not, but he was in right warming up before the game. I got my buddies to chant something to him, and when he was done, he turned and tossed the ball to us, but it didn’t quite get there and ended up under the stands. I ran down there, and a security guard helped me recover it. Sweet. But there’s moar….

The next year, there was a guy my dad knew who threw BP for the Giants, Terry Christman (some of you might know the name, he was a Pac10 hoops ref for several years, and baseball coach for Burlingame High), and he arranged for me to get into the Giants dugout before the game, where I was able to get Mr. Bonds to sign my ball—which I still have! Unfortunately, I also had to observe him in the dugout tunnel smoking a cigarette.

Side note—while waiting to get in the dugout, they had me sit in the tunnel which led from the player parking lot to the clubhouse entrance. While waiting down that tunnel, a large figure entered through the opening from the player parking, virtually blotting out all the light—of course, that was Willie Mac!

by son of ggf on Mar 4, 2011 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I really appreciate stories like this being posted here. Thanks.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 5, 2011 6:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Great writeup. One small correction. I think you meant Cline was left-handed.

by joethejet on Mar 7, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I could be here for 100 years

and never get used to getting silently chopped.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

shh!

Don’t tell anyone!

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this fort. It’s cooler than the old one.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it made out of blankets? I like blankets.

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

And sofa cushions!

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

This fort is cooler. Let’s grab at passing ankles and make monster noises.

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

/claps with glee

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a gleek? o_o

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

No. Glee, as in the state of being excited.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Just making sure, one can never be too certain.

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Understood.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Gleek has a different meaning where I come from.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of study hall.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I don’t do that, either.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, it was more of a West Coast immature middle school thing

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by nvsfg on Mar 4, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow...the gleek

Something I haven’t thought about in 15+ years.

I could really never do it properly…

Maybe I can do it now? I’m gona go gleek on my wife, man will she be embarassed and all my friends will totally laugh. Then I’ll wear my overall backwards.

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by The_Beard on Mar 4, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm…didn’t know that, but know not what I meant thank God.

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Given a fresh Mountain Dew, I used to be able to hit a person in the eye from two paces.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Spitting cobra?

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My having that ability to gleek poison in high school would have been a terrible, terrible thing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah well, I would have made sure you were MY friend so that I could unleash you on all the douchebags!

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Any kind of soda will do.

Or gum. Jeeze that was fun, I miss middle school.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I was strictly a Mt. Dew man.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved Code Red.

But I think no one else did, because they don’t really sell it anymore.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Code Red is pretty good. Mello Yello > all.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s still in very common circulation here in the South. I drink it pretty frequently.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like I need to move.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually liked Code Red…I think they still sell Code Red slushies/slurpies at 7-11 and Century Theaters

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

cartoon fail

linky

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric sounds like an asshole.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

the best is when you find the new thread on the twitterz or something right after its been posted, and for the first 10 minutes or so there’s no one here. I always think to myself, “Suckers. I bet they’re all back on the old thread.”

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by free f.p. #14 on Mar 4, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Pitcher?

Tim Lincecum 2009 vs 2008 vs Juan Marichal vs ?

someone with more free time than sense.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 10:20 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Jason Schmidt 2003

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Christy Mathewson.

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I definitely want to compare Lincecum to Mathewson, but Grant said no NY.

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Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 10:25 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

John Montefusco, then.

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

20-game winner mike Krukow?

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 10:28 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’ll take the Count. ’75 or ’76, I assume.

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s really hard for me judge players from early parts of the 1900s.

In Ken Burn’s Baseball, it talked about how they used like 2 balls the whole game so the pitcher scuffed, sandpapered, spit, and even cut the ball.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d cut it in half and frisbee it up.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Strike 4!

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by yogidogi on Mar 4, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Kirk Rueter.

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, Benton led the league in 1928 with 25 wins but ended up with 127-128 W-L record. He’s like the Jose Bautista of pitching.

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

He had two great seasons, and not in a row, and a bunch of mediocre ones. Very strange.

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Jack Sanford, 1962

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by gallo del cielo on Mar 4, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

(Yes I know, SF, whatever.)

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still pissed Eric Gagne won the Cy Young that year.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

We got our revenge. He’s gone and Schmidt took the dodgers for every cent.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 10:33 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

LOL

Is he still getting paid?

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too. STUPID FAT CANADIAN!

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I've always considered Rich Aurilia my "Favorite Giants" of the Bonds Era.

That 2001 season was magical for me. The most prolific Home Run hitting tandum in a single season in Giants History. (73 Bonds, 37 Aurilia).

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by jctGamer on Mar 4, 2011 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

that should say in MLB history

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by jctGamer on Mar 4, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Maris+Mantle?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

emphasis on the term “Giants history”

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

That should say “National League History”

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by jctGamer on Mar 4, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't hate me

But I’ve always considered Aurilia overrated. Sure, he hit well for a SS, but I’d rather have amazing D out of that position. Omar forever.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't hate

the mentally disturbed.

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by zenbitz on Mar 4, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Omar Vizquel the most overrated player in baseball history?

His longevity doesn’t make him good. He was an above average hitter in 3 out of his 22 seasons.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Wish I’d thought of that.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, he’s great. Above-average bat for a shortstop together with a superb glove, for a long, long time.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Would also have accepted “better than replacements actually obtained since”.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Vizquel personifies a perfect baseball player for me. He plays the right way, is a thrill to watch and loves doing it. For that, he will get my HOF vote.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The HOF is kinda bogus. I’ll take “Head of Latin American Player Development”. Or (if he will ride the buses) minor league manager/roving instructor.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

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by scout6 on Mar 4, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He's at less than 50 WAR on both fangraphs and Baseball reference

When typical HOF level is ~60. He’s just never been that good, and I don’t think being consistently mediocre is HOF.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

/still doesn’t care about WAR

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if you don't care about WAR

In order to say Vizquel is a hall of famer, you’d have to ignore his offensive mediocrity and believe that his defense was the best ever at shortstop, and also believe that every single metric that has measured his defensive and overall value is wrong.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, I was being flippant. I’m not a big fan of WAR, but giving a general sense of career value is exactly what it’s good for.

I do think that his fielding has been substantially better than defensive metrics would lead you to believe. In his peak years, 1992-2006, Total Zone (which is the number from which WAR derives) has him at four or five runs above average per year. Doesn’t that seem low? His UZR numbers (2002 and after) are +8.7 per year, and that’s from when he’s in his late 30s and early 40s.

I don’t know that he’s a Hall of Famer for me — he’s borderline — but I don’t think he’s been drastically overrated.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabermetrics is above me

My Dad taught me, HOF is 10 year streak of being the best. I agree.

Vizquel was awesome 95-00 and very good 05 and 06. 95-00 he was getting on base, stealing 30-40 (mostly) a year, playing great D. Next to Alomar, tremendous up the middle defense for Cleveland. Outside those years, I can’t say I would put Viz up there with the elite SS, and just a great player, not HOF.

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by Myemail21479 on Mar 4, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s borderline — but I don’t think he’s been drastically overrated.

This is the correct answer. Personally, in my opinion, I would vote him in.

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by nvsfg on Mar 4, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Because of the fanciness.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why it’s the “Hall of Fame” and not the “Hall of OBP”.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I prefer “style.” But, yes.

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by gallo del cielo on Mar 4, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He would make the Hall of Style on the zeroeth ballot.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Simply by a voice vote or the raising of hands.

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by gallo del cielo on Mar 4, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The fanciness rocks

I’m very impressed with this list because I absolutely agree it took Rich Aurilia 2001 to eclipse Chris Speier 1972 in my heart. But I was making an all-time great SF Giants team from peak years, I would want Omar on it.

You can argue that he’s not Ozzie Smith defensively, but you can’t argue he doesn’t smoke Richie and Chris. I still have visions of that play where he turned from second and nailed that guy off third. Who makes that play, really?

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by achiappanza on Mar 4, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

when you've played more MLB games at shortstop

than any other player ever you are doing something right.

I’d vote him in for his defense.

by nofreetime on Mar 4, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Judging shortstops by their offensive production is a questionable practice.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

GiantPain hates shortstops.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

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by Rolfyboy on Mar 4, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

so is ignoring it

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s more like ‘is his hitting acceptable?’. If so, that’s all I really care about (although if defense is similar, it’s the tiebreaker). In general, I want my shortstop to make the maximum number of outs defensively.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Run scored=run saved.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If the saved run is in game 6 of the WS, it’s worth >1.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

See here’s the thing, tho: which team WTWS? The one with the best hitter who ever lived who cant be bothered to move forward 10 feet to stop a Troy Glaus double? Or the one with pitching and defense?

I know I’m flowing against the tide, I just think pitching and D are really what baseball is all about. Seen one homer, you’ve seen them all, but great glove work is what makes baseball entertaining. IMO.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you just maligned Mr. Barry Bonds. I challenge you to a duel!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Bonds was great, but he didn’t have it in the field the last several years. We all know it.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You just knocked Bonds when he was worth 12 WAR.

You sir, are insane.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re referencing 2002. Bonds was still able back then

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Then why didn’t he hussle for that ball??!!

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Of all the people to blame in 2002, Bonds is not one of them.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is a better scapegoat? Dusty wouldn’t start Woody like I asked him to in game 7.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. Someone who didn’t put up a 1.994 OPS in the WS?

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you see how it worked out.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not Bonds’ fault the rest of the team wasn’t as good as him.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll post this quote again.

As the Giants left the stadium after game 7 in 2002, a reporter asked Bonds about the results. Bonds said, “Hey, I can’t pitch, man”. But he certainly did everything else.

by mrs. owlcroft on Mar 4, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Is there an actual need for a scapegoat?

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No, they lost, it happens.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Scapemonkey will do.

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by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer scrapegoat.

by speckops on Mar 4, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Scapegroat.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Scrapjenny.

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by gallo del cielo on Mar 4, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

This so so much.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would you describe Pat Burrell as the best hitter ever to live?

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by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don't think superior defense

is given enough respect. Omar could save you many runs with his glove and he had a decent bat for a shortstop.

by nofreetime on Mar 4, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Could not disagree more

Stealing home at age 39 (?), that play to Feliz for a 6-4-5 dp. He KNOWS the game, the reads all the signs, he brings knowledge not measured in batting average. If we had been able to transplant Omar’s brain into Eugenio (which way do I run again?) Velez, we’d have … Omar young again!

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by DFARowand on Mar 4, 2011 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

You know what I learned last week? That the ACL does not repair itself. Most tendons heal from injury by themselves. But an ACL just stays, and I guess that’s why it has to be fixed surgically.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

no, it does

just not if it’s completely torn, which, I believe, is the case with most tendons.

You’re thinking of the meniscus, which is the cartilage in the knee. Most of it receives no blood flow, so it’s unable to heal itself.

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Or I could be thinking of your face.

No, seriously, I could very well have misinterpreted what I read. Thank you for the correction.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Alex_Lewis’ penis? Does that heal itself?

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It has healing powers, but I don’t think that’s the same thing.

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it also have an adamantium core?

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s absurd.

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s really disappointing, then. I’m afraid that I may have to stop asking about your penis, soon.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No it doesn’t, since no blood ever reaches it.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 4, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Your not the boss of what my penis reaches.

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I forget how this whole thing started, but looking back, I don’t want to know.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You really don’t.

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I rec’d this because it’s the first comment I’ve seen from you in a while, and it made me laugh. I love that the first time I’ve seen you in a while, you’re making a penis joke.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I rec’d this to embarrass Alex and by extension gallo.

by speckops on Mar 4, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

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by gallo del cielo on Mar 4, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. That sucks for him (and the Astros).

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Oof

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

ouch

I’ve torn both my ACLs (separately). I feel for the kid.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Mar 4, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve pulled the MCL in my knee and that shit hurt I can’t even imagine what tearing them feels like.

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by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I tore my ACL, MCL and meniscus all in one go playing flag football. That wasn’t fun.

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Dear God, that happened to me while playing baseball….worst day of my life.

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

A teammate of mine broke his ankle avoiding a tag at 2B a year or so ago. It was basically only attached to his leg because of skin. Even the firemen and medics took pictures to show their buddies.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

shock stopped a lot of the pain

I heard a loud pop, crumpled into a heap, rolled over and saw everyone sprinting towards me. Apparently they all heard the pop too, which was pretty impressive since some of them were 25-30 yards away

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/shudders

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s usually how it happens. The pain didn’t hit me until my teammates tried to lift me….that was incredibly painful.

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Injuries with sound are pretty terrible.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave Dravecky says “hi.”

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by Lyle on Mar 4, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m reading Jane Leavy’s new book on Mickey Mantle, and she wrote about the very same phenomenon in reference to a terrible knee injury Mantle sustained in October, 1951. I didn’t know such was possible.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t he trip over a sprinkler head in the outfield? That’s the way I remember the story, anyway. Sportswriters thereafter were convinced that, even though at one time he was the fastest timed RHH going to firstbase, if it hadn’t been for that injury he’d have been ultra-phenomenal (insert your hyperbole here).

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by Lyle on Mar 4, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, if his preferred workout exercise hadn’t been lifting highball glasses to his mouth, that might have helped his longevity some, too.

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by Roger on Mar 4, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He was 20 when he blew out his knee.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! I didn’t know he played another, what, eighteen years? It must have been very difficult.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, I’ll admit I was a Mantle fan as a kid. As a teetotaler myself, I certainly don’t condone what he did to his body (nor to his family). I merely point out that, as good as his career was, even as a drunkard, he could have been even greater.

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by Lyle on Mar 4, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

There are so many of those old guys like that. Jimmie Foxx I think was the youngest player to get to 200, 300, 400, and 500 HRs back when we were kids (before Griffey and Arod blew all those marks away), but he was done by the time he was 34 and a large part of that was that his signal to go home at night was when he fell off the bar stool and hit the floor.

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by Roger on Mar 4, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a drain in center field. It caught some other guys, too, but Mantle’s injury is more well-publicized.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I partially (like, really partially) fractured my collarbone in middle school playing tackle football. I didn’t tell anybody about it, but it bothered me for 4-6 weeks, which always seemed about right to me.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I did the same, but when I went into the orthopedic guy’s office with my x-ray he said he’d never seen it broken the same way as mine was. It wasn’t a snap it was diagonal along the bone.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 4, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

When my brother broke my arm the break was totally straight, right across the humerus. Looked like someone ran it through a table saw. The x-ray dude was astonished.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I broke a rib at practice my senior year

the trainer told me it was just bruised, so i played the last 4 weeks with a broken rib.

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch

That’s tough….coughing, sneezing, stretching and even just simple breathing must have felt like torture.

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty much

now imagine blocking on kickoffs…

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I blocked a punt once. It hurt my hand.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Our stupid kicker hit me in the back of the head with a field goal “attempt” at practice one day.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Either you did something to piss him off, he was drunk, or he just sucked

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are not mutually exclusive.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sober, and horrible. It was at the end of practice, so I think he would have sweated it out even if drunk.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I shoulda added that

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

/winces

I’m surprised you didn’t sock your trainer when you found out it was actually a broken rib.

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I kind of wanted to

but the doc said he wouldn’t have caught it on the X-Rays before the season ended anyways because it was broken in a weird spot

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. That still sucks. Rib AND knee? Tough luck

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

well the knee was 5 years later

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Robert Edwards says hi.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I've had surgery on both knees

Completely obliterated the meniscus in one knee, tore the ACL and laterally fractured a bond in the other.

I also have what my doctors said is commonly referred to as “catchers knee” from the wear and tear of playing, well, catcher.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What the hell have YOU…oh catcher…I see. And THAT is why I moved back to 2B instead of continuing to play catcher…too bad those couple of years had already taken their toll.

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had two surgeries on both knees (plus a final one to remove screws from both), mainly to re-seat the kneecaps to avoid scraping the cartilage off with normal wear and tear (which was enhanced with athletic activity). Final set of surgeries involved hinging a chunk of bone where the patellar tendon attached on the leg bone to lift it up and over to a new location.

I learned that morphine is pretty damn awesome.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

u girlz play ruff.

by Bar None on Mar 4, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh….not as awesome as Fentanyl
/goofy grim

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Waaaaay more awesome than fentanyl.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Un Possible!

Fentanyl is like 100 times more potent than Morphine. More bang for your buck yo! Too bad it’s not as freely administered as Morphine =(

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had both. Morphine wins.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine fine….is it hidden in the Lupus book?

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what that means.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t watch House do you?

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m kinda disappointed, not really

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My mother was on morphine the last years of her life. She said it pretty much trumped everything, she was a fan of it.

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by timmeh on Mar 4, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh morphine is awesome, I guess I just always liked fentanyl because I didn’t need all that much for a similar effect

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

know what's better than both?

Heroin.

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

well now this is going somewhere...

: /

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonna have to go with PCP. That way you can get stuff done. Break down doors, keep running when shot, break out of handcuffs…. Good times…. I mean… A friend told me once…

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Got any?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Mar 4, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Who doesn’t? It’s mescaline out of which I keep running.

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

This is how I describe morphine to people: if you’re taking it, it’s not that you don’t have pain, it’s just that that pain is somehow on the other side of the room from you and you don’t care about it anyway and maybe you’re just more interested in serenading yourself anyway.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

EXACTLY.

And also, one may tend to announce to everyone whether one is or is not wearing underwear. Mostly if one is not.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Who needs morphine?

I do that all the time.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 4, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Awesome

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember after my first surgery (freshman year in HS) they gave me morphine and 800mg tables of Ibuprofen. My mom said I’d never be able to medicate myself so she’d handle it. Well she got the pill amounts screwed up and I ended up taking an extra morphine and two extra Ibuprofen every day. She finally figure it out after about 4 days but there is about a week + of my life I have absolutely no recollection of.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re going to lose a week, that’s probably the one to lose.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but I have no idea what I did during that week. I’m told there was signing, which makes sense because that seems to happen to me when I take morphine (even when I’m not being over dosed), but it wasn’t like I was in a medically induced coma for a week, I was conscious. Or semi-conscious at least. I’m told I did a lot of laughing.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

DRUGS: MAKING YOU LIVE LONGER BY LAUGHING MORE

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because you lose a week doesn’t mean your family can’t be entertained by it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this is the only thing keeping us together at this point. We always gang up on the drunkest/most drugged out person at the get togethers.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like you’ve got a stable family relationship going there.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

We sure do!

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Morphine frightens me.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

When i had it when i was recovering from knee surgery, it made me forget to breathe.

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to argue

I can’t come up with a better argument anywhere for any player

As a 22 year old the 53 year wait seemed like 530 years, now still being the same 22 year old (or 4 year old, really no difference) I expect that Tejada will be launching a three run homer in the 7th off of Sabathia in Game 5 of the 2011 World Series to send the Giants home victorious again. Oh and Justin Bieber sucks

by David Zuckerman on Mar 4, 2011 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

STOP SUCKING UP!

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Will Clark’s twitchy sleeve plucking?

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Loved it too

But Matt was always my favorite player.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Mar 4, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I also like how he didn’t show up anyone when he hit a homer. Stupid strike!

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

2000

That stretch of baseball from June – Sept 2000 was the most amazing stretch of baseball ever. If that lineup had the 2010 pitching staff they could have won 130 games.

by natedawg321 on Mar 4, 2011 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

Yup. And I think Snow even said that after the WS! That early September stretch when they completely put the rest of the division away … Goog memories.

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 10:27 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

they had a run differential of 175+

i hate you bobby jones, benny agbayani, and timo perez.

but little did i know that my disdain for edgardo alfonzo and armando benitez would soon skyrocket to a different level.

by sayheybk on Mar 4, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I really thought they’d win the World Series that year. They were just better than everyone. I was shocked that the Mets beat them. I think that’s why 2002 frustrates (still does) me more — I’m still in shock about 2000 because…Agbayani? What? That’s not even a real person, right?

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Shocking and brutal. I was up at the tippy top of Shea for the Bobby Jones game — took like an hour to get down the ramp after the game, amid a sea of elated longislanders. What a rotten day.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s as real as Devon White

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

A long island sounds good right now.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhhh Ellis Burks in 2000

Should at least get an honorable mention I think. Dude RAKED that year

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

I’m still pissed the Giants didn’t resign Burks.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too, but his knees were shredded.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

and 35

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Still raked for the Indians the next two seasons.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Was that a 2 or 3 year deal? I don’t remember. And I don’t remember who replaced him in RF after that

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t he originally replaced by Armando Rios and then Jose Cruz?

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

There was some Reggie Sanders in there, too.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Him as well in 2002.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Swing-from-my-heels?

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t he a porn star in Japan now? I thought I remember seeing hilarious gifs of him posted

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but he is a male model.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s no Shingo Yamamoto, that’s for sure.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

or Kazuhito Tadano

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m also ashamed that Shinjo is on the banner of Giants greats on the concourse level. I get that he was the first Japanese Giants player but he played one season with the Giants…

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/murakma01.shtml

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Bah. I suspected this assumption was wrong. Even less of a reason for Shinjo to be on the banner on the concourse level.

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

What was so hilarious about that signing was that they relied on Bobby Valentine for a scouting report

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm proud to say I have this baseball card

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by Lyle on Mar 4, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah yes, who could forget Dick Estelle and his estellar career.

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by EliminateMe on Mar 4, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay for rookie combo cards...

Interestingly, when you Google “Bong Puffer Card” one of the results is a John Bowker card.

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit

Jose Cruz. Thats why I don’t remember. Lol gold glove!

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

But he played mostly as a DH in Cleveland.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I would have still signed him.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

How can you pay Burks $5+ million when he could not play OF.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Because he can help you win a championship.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Kinda of hard when he only pinch hits.

Besides, Giants made it to the World Series in 2002.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Could have helped them in 01.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Again, not if he’s basically a pinch hitter/spot starter.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I would still take that risk to help Bonds and the Giants win the World Series.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, his home run in game 1 of the NLDS got me laid my freshman year at UCLA. I was in such a good mood I took home an uber hot sorority chick

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

You only take home uber hot girls when you’re in a good mood?

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Well it improved my game and I felt invincible after that win.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

also, pic or it didn’t happen

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ll have to Johnny Mnemonic my head for that

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Strange Day your head?

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t that set in the year 2007?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

They did not foresee that most tech companies would be focusing on netbooks at that time.

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 10:57 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Actually end of 1999 (Y2K)

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Johnny Mnemonic had to get the data out of his head because he was dangerously over his 1mb of capacity-limit.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

His capacity was 1 mb? They should have just bought a thumb drive.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It was actually 80 gigs or 160 gigs with a doubler

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

FUTURISTIC!

Nobody could ever carry that much data!

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and now you know...

why William Gibson doesn’t write futurist fiction any longer.

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by zenbitz on Mar 4, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Confidence. It’s all about confidence.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh 2000

Where you can go .344/.419/.606 with 24 home runs 96 RBIs and an OPS over 1, and that’s only good enough to get you ranked FIFTEENTH in MVP voting.

Bonus points: You were ranked fourth on your own team.

by apistat on Mar 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, after looking at the voting

How in the hell did Helton not get MVP?

by apistat on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Easy

Colorado was never really in the division race that year. Also, Coors.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Todd Helton and Larry Walker

Are two phenomenal players who will never get their due because of the park they played in.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But what about them Sharks!

Of course, it’s probably a setup for the inevitable failure in the playoffs.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Approved.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

gold

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Have a greenie.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrecked so hard.

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

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"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

you will fit in juuust fine.

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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 4, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Aurilia 2001

That team was fun as shit to watch. The 2-3-4 of Aurilia, Bonds, and Kent was something fierce.

My fondest memory of Aurilia’s season was the game where Barry hit 71 and 72. I think we were down 10-8 in the 8th and Aurilia hit a booming 2-run jack straight down gthe left field line. I swear that the place was going even crazier for that homer than Bonds’ 71. Even though we got eliminated form the playoffs in that game, that is still in my opinion the best game I’ve ever watched.

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no, but i've been on a real big boat

by Larry Bamar on Mar 4, 2011 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

If you did this for every team could you top that?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 4, 2011 10:30 AM PST reply actions  

Random

I keep forgetting Mike Matheny was a Giant

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by Gobroks on Mar 4, 2011 10:34 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Always sad how his career ended.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

it makes my head hurt just thinking about it

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by jctGamer on Mar 4, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Zing!

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You sir are history’s greatest monster!!

someone with more free time than sense.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I feel bad that I laughed at that.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

"You think someone that big would be more well endowed" Aubrey Huff's mother on Pat Burrell
I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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by Gobroks on Mar 4, 2011 10:48 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pissed when we signed him.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

He had the best offensive year of his career I think. I’m too lazy to look it up so I’ll just believe it

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Doubles mavhine.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 4, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I was actually pretty happy about that signing. Really hated how he got knocked out of the game.

Is he coaching anywhere, or working in anybody’s organization at this point? He would have been good at that.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he's doing something in the Cards org

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I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
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John Barr: Dude drafted Buster Posey

by Gobroks on Mar 4, 2011 10:47 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I really liked him.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

So did Brett Tomko.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

McCovey was another Giant who had his best season when he was 30 or older. Mays did it. Bonds did it too. Must be all the paganism and vegan living.

And Torres!

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Good point.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully more to come!

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The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand or Barry Zito.

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Did not realize this

2000 Giants oWAR ranking

Barry Bonds: 13
Aurila: 6.0
Kent: 4.7
Bernard: 0.9

Pitchers should have just walked the three of them every game.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

Sorry that was the 2001 Giants

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember Marvin benard hitting a home run in 2000 that went over the farthest portion of the brink wall at the 420 sign.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I have Bernard’s autograph. One of my prized possessions.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Permanently preserved by pine tar

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He was such a disaster in CF though. For all you youngins, picture Fred Lewis in center at AT&T….yeah

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

He was a grease fire in CF.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Also in 2002

Russ Ortiz had a 1.0 WAR as a batter

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Slash Line for Ortiz 2002

.246/.299/.406 2 homers and 5 doubles

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He had an even better slash line for 2003 if I recall.

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

.257/.303/.400 2 homers and 4 doubles but only a 0.8 WAR

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of war did mike Hampton have that year in Colorado?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

1.1 with 7 homers

but his best year was with Houston in 1999 (1.2)

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn. 2001 Hampton hit 7 HR’s with a slash line of .291/.309/.582

.891 OPS…. Crazy

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"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL no humidor yet.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. They were all playing with juiced balls.

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Hit 3 of the 7 on the road

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?id=hamptmi01&year=2001&t=b

at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires

by duke_diligence on Mar 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Although in 1999, he had a slash line in Houston of
.311/.373/.432 (no homers though)

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder who has the greatest offensive season in the past 20 years. That has to be close

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Close

.257/.303/.400

1 fewer double and an extra RBI, I guess he decided to hit for average that year…

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Slash Line for Ortiz 2002
.246/.299/.406 2 homers and 5 doubles

he might as well have outhit Rowand last year as far as I’m concerned

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. Livan Hernandez had 0.8 in 2001.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s when he had 10 straight hits or something, right?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe. It was the next year that he hit that triple—-does anyone else remember that?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Vaguely. At some point I think Livo had the highest batting average on the team

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The triple was hilarious, because he had to sit down and catch his breath for like 5 minutes after he chugged into 3rd, losing his helmet in the process. The announcers were ribbing the hell out of him, and Baker was laughing at him.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember a double he hit and he was loosing oil going into second. Then it seemed on the next pitch the next batter hit a double and Livan barely made it home it seemed. Kruk and Kuip replayed that time and time again.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think i was at that game

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 4, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ortiz hit dingerz…

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

More precisely...

2 HR’s in ’02 and in ’03

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Cain hits dingerz as well

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

He used to, at least.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Before they had to amputate his right arm from the elbow down

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

/Banned

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Before his elbow exploded.

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

....and banned....

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I am old enough to have seen Mays

It’s just as they told you, he could just take over a game. And the indescribable grace and easy athleticism.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Mar 4, 2011 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

The closest I’ll get to seeing Willie play is reading Emile Hirsche’s book

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Mazel tov.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say congratulations on your little peanut but I’m afraid you might take it the wrong way.

So, just…CONGRATS!

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks, no offense taken. I was going to apologize for making yet another post that had nothing to do with baseball/Giants… but then I realized it would just be another post that had nothing to do with baseball/Giants.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Mar 4, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It is Giants related… You’re increasing the number of Giants fans by 1. Besides I’m sure Natto or someone could photoshop a Giants hat on there to make it a more direct relationship to the Giants.

Congrats.

"It’s like being a kid when you get orange slices and kool-aid, except tonight we’re nailing champagne" - Wilson
"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

That would make my day.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Mar 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point, pregnancies are on-topic.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

A lot more on-topic than things we’ve been talking about recently

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me of this great Today show kinescope I saw the other day. Let me take you back to October 13, 1955…

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, I need to know if this violates an honor code that violates the separation of church and state, and how it relates to Turkey entering the EU.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

But it violates the honor code!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ZOMG SYNEFELD BLOWZ

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLMarinCatholic

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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

SACRED HEART

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

DR. COX

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

COURTNEY COX

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

CLINT COURTNEY

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand or Barry Zito.

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, congrats!

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

Another miracle.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Mar 4, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

Yay another Giants fan on the way!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

HAWT!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats dude! I’m going down the same road right now too!

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats to you as well. Our date is set for 7/25.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Mar 4, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ours is a little less than 2 months later. Sep 17th.

Whats your situation? are you married to the girl or what?

I knocked up my gf, but we’ve decided to have the baby since we have means to support it.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve been married since January 2007, been together since 2004. This will be our first kid. She went off the pill in September, and got knocked up in October (either after the Cain or Bumgarner start).

Sketchiest part is we’re having the baby in Germany. Doctors and everything are great, it’s more dealing with medical forms and figuring out what German products to buy.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Mar 4, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You should name her Mattison.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Mar 4, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

if it’s born in Germany, doesn’t that make her a German citizen and not US?

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

no, Germany doesn’t recognize citizenship by birth. (Plus I’m active duty military, she’ll be American).

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Active duty? Thank you for serving our country sir.

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I thank you as well.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

so are you having moments of clarity/10 second panic attacks or is that just me?

When I found out I was having a girl today my immediate thought was how I was gonna deal with would-be suitors…

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Mar 4, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Suitors

I assume you have guns. You’re all set.

Brian Sabean would return more calls if he wasn't so busy being the greatest baseball mind in the history of the game.

by The_Beard on Mar 4, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not really one to lose my cool, so I’m actually dealing with it pretty well. My situation was kinda crazy in that I knew Britney one month, and a condom broke and she got pregnant, but we’re doing it and I’m doing my best to keep a level head through all of it.

Ask me again in a couple months and my answer will probably be different, though.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats!

Your 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Mar 4, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh! Congrats of the new little nugget of joy!

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Aww, many congrats!

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by Ceora on Mar 4, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s one hot girl.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Mar 4, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not sorry,

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Woot. I was waiting for the Natto photoshop.

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"It's gonna get weird tonight." - Huff

by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s mean. if that was my gf’s sonogram, I’d beat you over the head for defiling my unborn child.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

MAN....

She’s gonna be way more expensive than I thought…

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by Bret1110 on Mar 4, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto'd!

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by O R They? on Mar 5, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

wrecked

For the sig alone…brilliant!

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by The_Beard on Mar 4, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

All five starting pitchers were above-average (once Russ Ortiz got on track in the second half, that is).

LOL ERAs – fifth best starters on the 2010 Giants at best!

Livan Hernandez - 3.75
Russ Ortiz - 5.01
Shawn Estes – 4.26
Kirk Rueter – 3.96
Mark Gardner – 4.05
Joe Nathan - 5.21

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

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by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

I’m going to assume there were way more runs scored overall in 2000, and that the Giants 2010 defense was much better.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito compares pretty well against those guys.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

INORITE

Send the entire ’00 rotation to Fresno!

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by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it a league-wide progression that most ERAs are lower now, and if so, how much of that is better pitchers and how much is less PEDs in the hitters?

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, 2000 was the peak year for run scoring. Lots of factors going into the decline, though.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So these guys are a lot better than these ERAs would appear.

I just remember at the time I thought any ERA under 4 was awesome. Of course I thought that because Krukow told me so.

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Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Lots of factors

Like less steroids. Also less steroids.

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by The_Beard on Mar 4, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s steroids and nothing but the steroids, then you need to explain why run scoring peaked several years before they started testing. In the first couple of years of steroid testing, run scoring actually went back up again.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Testing out this sig thingy …

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by bombs on Mar 4, 2011 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

He’s no Rikkert Faneyte

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That guy can play the honkball.

by non sequitur on Mar 4, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Williams on pace to beat the HR record in ’94?

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

Yep he was.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

According to my science skillz he was on pace for 62.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, LOL EXPOS!

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That was the real shame. Pretty much killed interest in baseball for Montreal after ’94.

by nataku on Mar 4, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He was on pace to hit 62 and had 43 through 112 games if I recall.

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That is exactly right. Good memory.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It was the first year I was old enough to legitimately remember stat lines. Also, I went to games with my father and scored the games on a notebook I kept.

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

One of the eidetic memories of my childhood was when I went to a game with my dad that year and he turned to me and yelled “34 home runs!!!” (how many he had at the time)

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL didn't read the OP.
’94 was the year that Williams was a nightly story. He was pursuing Roger Maris’s record, and he might have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling billionaires.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh, somehow I missed the 2nd paragraph.

Unrelated note: Mays had a good year in 1965.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Takashi Miike directed a Yatterman movie two years ago??? Whaaat?

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

Is that the same person who directed Audition?

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

And Ichi the Killer.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Audition might be my favorite horror movie.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh that scene at the end

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I hated it. I was okay with Ichi the Killer.

One of these days, I’m going to watch Miike’s non-horror/murder stuff.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Gozu is cool, as is Sun-Scarred.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Although, favorite horror movie is an interesting question. I’d need to think about it…

American Werewolf in London comes to mind immediately. And… oh!… I loooove John Carpenter’s The Fog.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

The Fog is one of my my aunt’s favorite movies. I remember my cousin and I watching it frequently as children.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s so good. Suck it, modern horror movies.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not big on horror movies at all, and even I like it. It’s a good, solid film.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

They never explain where it comes from, though, right? Or am I thinking of The Birds?

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The explanation is that it’s a revenge thing for the victims of a shipwreck exactly 100 years prior.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, maybe I didn’t see this movie, than, because I don’t remember that. Or maybe I just saw it while I was on morphine.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched the remake with Clark Kent in it. It sucked.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I stayed away from that one.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine is The Shining, I think.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I personally think that’s the scariest movie ever made. No one can convince me otherwise.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It is pretty scary. IT was the one that haunted my dreams as a kid. I couldn’t go near the drain in our basement for a long time.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t exactly know why, but the twin girls in the corridor is the most frightening image I’ve ever seen on the screen.

by non sequitur on Mar 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I know its been the subject of satire, but the scene where jacks wife walks in to read his novel scared the shit out of me. “I’m not gonna hurt ya, I’m just gonna bash your brains in. Im just gonna bash your brains the FUCK in!”

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s freaky that the opening credits to Bobby’s World are a clear homage to The Shining.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So true

Riding the bike down the hallway

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit

Now the theme song is stuck in my head

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah yeah. An easy pick, but hard to argue.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I have other directors whose entire body of work I like more (Cronenberg, for instance), but I always go back to The Shining as far as a singular film.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Not that I like Cronenberg more than Kubrick, necessarily. Just as far as horror chops.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Existenz!

The scene where Judd Law assembles pistol out of lizard bones was epic

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s such a weird movie genre. It seems like it’s almost impossible to make a watchable horror film. When you get one that’s not only good, but really, legitimately great, you have to stick by it. Shining is a great one.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Another excuse to post a link to the spoof trailer.

by non sequitur on Mar 4, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The Thing!!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, Audition is the one where the chick gets medieval with the piano wire?

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the one where absolutely nothing interesting happens for an hour and a half, and then somebody vomits in a bowl.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Note: This might not be how 49er16 would describe the movie.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats how I remember it. I fast-forwarded it until I reached the torture scene. And then my roommates mom walked in and she thought I needed therapy

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

There was a little more to it than that.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I know, but we have to remember the dynamic here.

49er16: Loved Audition.
howtheyscored: Hated Audition.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew it was coming, and it still grossed me out.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Um…TW….forget it

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what Yatterman is, but “Takashi Miike directed a ______movie” can usually be followed with “Whaaat?”

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yatterman is an old Tatsunoku franchise. I know the character from playing Tatsunoku vs. Capcom. I guess it’s a kids show? The movie looks like the Mario Bros movie mixed with Power Rangers, all on steroids.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Oldboy

Best Korean movie ever. The fight scene in the hallway is the best I’ve ever seen…and its all in one take!!!

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t like Oldboy very much.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Also: Takashi Miike is in the Japanese film industry.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I was about to admit that mistake. I confused Audition with the revenge series

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea…it’s a hard one to like. It’s easily one of the most disturbing films I’ve ever seen and ive seen pretty much everything

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just to redirect this topic slight to best Chinese movies:

1) Crouching Tiger
2) Infernal Affairs
3) Red Cliff
4) Eat Drink Man Woman
5) Lust Caution

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Hard Boiled? The Killer?

I never saw red cliff but when I visited Beijing they Forbidden City was so restricted because they were filming it.

Also, I really liked Hero.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I would like it more if it wasn’t pseudo-propaganda for the CCP (maybe a little strong but definitely pro-CCP)

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Referring to Hero.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm never thought of it like that

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Zhang’s later movies aren’t as good for me cuz he got tired of being banned in China. Raise the Red Lantern is an excellent movie and a very nuanced look into Chinese history.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting because I think its the highest grossing film in China

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked the Emperor character in that.

by non sequitur on Mar 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

No Yimou Zhang? I know his more recent forays into martial arts like Hero and Flying Daggers can’t touch the list, but he’s a pretty important Chinese director.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Zhang’s best work was raise the red lantern…it would probably be no. 6 on the list.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I always thought that was a little odd. Zhang made politically/culturally critical movies in the 80s and 90s and then he switches to arty martial arts flicks. I thought Raise the Red Lantern was mesmerizing.

by non sequitur on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I also got a little tired of Zhang’s fascination/obsession with colors in his recent films.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ip Man?

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Haven't seen it yet

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s very CCP propaganda-y but the movie is still quite good if you are capable of suspending the underlying political message, which occurs in many Chinese films.

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

This is delicious (Exchange at Purple Row)
What about Friedrich in the #5 spot?
Isn’t he the closest-to-MLB SP prospect we have right now?
SOMEBODY doesn’t believe in Greg Reynolds.
Someone who pitches in the same style of Aaron Cook, bit is actually worse at it?
Sign me right up.
/this Greg Reynolds train has already left the station.
But…but…
Three scoreless innings!
Please note: i will happily eat a plate of delicious tasty crow if he is the #5 guy and manages to win 12-15 games 200+ IP in a season as the #5
Sounds more like a #3 to me…
If you’re drafted that high, with whom else was in that draft class, you better be able to do it

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With the 10th pick in the 2006 Major League Baseball Draft, the San Francisco Giants select Tim Lincecum

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

I like the Buster Posey and Madison Bumgarner draft threads better.

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by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

These are guys better than Greg Reynolds.

 3. Longoria
 5. Morrow
 7. Kershaw
 10. Lincecum
 11. Scherzer
 14. Travis Snider
 18. Kyle Drabek
 21. Ian Kennedy
 28. Daniel Bard
 33. Emmanual Burriss (had to throw that in)
 36. Chris Coghlan
 41. Joba Chamberlain
 42. Chris Perez

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

JLOLba.

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Nailed the lineup

The only possible change, and it would be cheating, would be to move Barry to right and insert Kevin Mitchell during his MVP season in left. 47 HRs 192 OPS+

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I’m just kind of surprised Bobby Bonds isn’t in the HOF. IMO he has a pretty good case.

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by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

I was looking at this last week

and he profiles significantly better than a lot of guys in the Hall already.

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

63.3 fWAR. Definitely a fringe HOFer, and definitely better than Orlando Cepeda.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Disagree

Buster only played, like, 75 games at catcher. You shouldn’t qualify for a list like this if you played less than half of the games at the position.

And as far as the ‘but he won the world series’ thing goes, well, uhh, then why isn’t there a 2010 Giant at every position?

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 11:39 AM PST reply actions  

It's Buster Fucken Posey.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

GiantPain is Cobra Commander

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You forgetting how awful Giants catchers have been.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

The last one killed Bumgarner in an attack on Treasure Island.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

As a catcher

Buster played 76 games and hit .297/.356/.503 in 2010

Dick Dietz played 139 games and hit .304/.429/.523 in 1970.

That’s not even particularly close.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what to do other than point at the part where the choice is explained and all of that is accounted for.

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by waelwulf on Mar 4, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

“He bolstered a weak offense”

Yes, he was better than the average hitter on the Giants. Aubrey Huff also bolstered a weak offense. So did Pat Burrell.

“He managed a strong pitching staff.”

The Giants had a team ERA of 3.34 before July 1st, which is roughly when Buster took over full time catching duty.

They had a team ERA of 3.38 after.

Sure, he managed a tough pitching staff. But it’s not like the results were drastic or that Buster was better at managing that staff than Bengie Molina. This reminds me of the whole ‘calls a good game’ silliness.

“The Giants won the world series”

Well that’s just magic inside, and it’s a fantastic reason to make Aubrey Huff’s 2010 the best 1B season for the Giants, Juan Uribe the best shortstop, etc.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It's Buster Posey dude.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

But it just happened and we all saw it. Must be better than something that happened before many of these kids were born. (Including Grant, IIRC.)

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Including me too

But when it happened doesn’t change what happened.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If Posey would have played all year, he would have came close to the 5.8 WAR Dietz put up. Also, World Series.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But if you take the talent of 2010 Buster Posey and compare it to the talent of 1970 Dietz, which is what we are doing, they are similar. Posey is now, and won a WS, so he gets the nod.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

How is it similar?

Dietz had more than 70 points of OBP on Posey!

70!

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

DEFENSE

Dietz was rated as a -20 that year, that’s abysmal.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

So your argument is that

IF Posey had completed a full season, which he didn’t, then he WOULD HAVE been AS valuable as Dietz was that year?

So why in the hell would you rate the guy who might hypothetically have been as good as someone else over the guy who, you know, was actually that good?

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

With this whole discussion we are talking talent not value.

We use value in most cases (like WAR) to quantify talent. I believe their talent is equal. Since Posey plays now, we all love Buster, and he wont the WS, I would take him on my all-time Giants team.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe the list is called

“Best Seasons in San Francisco Giants History”, not “Most Talented Players at Every Position In San Francisco Giants History”.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But it wasn't "all giants team"

It was best season at each position…or do I misunderstand?

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Comm'nist.

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was agreeing with you, GP.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, gotcha.

I’m not great with the written subtext.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Your testimony doesn’t count because you were tortured.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and clearly delusional.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

as a result of torture

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

…never felt so good

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

exhibit A

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Ott on Mar 4, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

but then we would have to put him in a bag with a wild animal and throw him down the river

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster Posey transcends mundane considerations such as logic and statistics.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, well, taking all of that in conspectus (batting line + catching performance + “as a rookie” + TGWTWS), is there another catcher that pulls ahead?
Debatable, evidently, but it seems plausible to land in favor of Posey 2010.

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by waelwulf on Mar 4, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford will put them both to shame. SS is a spectacularly weak position these days.

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for truth.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Being so objective about a list like this really just takes the fun out of it, if you ask me. I think the McCC community gets more excitement thinking about the past, present, and future awesomeness of Buster than sifting through the offensive numbers of Dick Dietz.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Mar 4, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hate Buster Posey?

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

To paraphrase Lt. Winters

He doesn’t hate Posey, sanfrankid. He just hates us.

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

When he really wants to hurt, he knows just what to say.

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by waelwulf on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The difference between Posey and Dietz was 1.5 wins.

Substantial, but then, yes, I took into account that he rejuvenated a lineup that won the World Series.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I like you, but contrarian post is contrarian.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

OT
I wish this was fake.

Sirius XM will on Saturday launch “Tiger Blood Radio,” the company announced Friday.

The station will be totally devoted to “breaking news, facts, fallout and career implications of the Charlie Sheen controversy,” according to the statement.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

wow

/facepalm

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by Leniz on Mar 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope its channel 200-something, I never break the 100 mark

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I only listen to 21/22/24/26

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by Gobroks on Mar 4, 2011 12:42 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Also, im pretty sure my subscription ended but they must have lost my membership info in the Sirius merger because i still get it

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

They are padding their stats.

Newspapers do this too. Keep delivering after you quit…don’t charge you…everyone’s happy.

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that explains that. Must be magazines too, I kept getting New Yorker and I forget what else long after we cancelled them.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

They just want to keep their circulations up so they can base their ad rates on higher circulations.

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear God

End all things, please. Now. TGWTWS. There is no further necessity for the cosmos.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:10 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Used to love XM

Pretty much went to shit after the merger.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 4, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a little expensive to me. Had to make some budget cuts.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It used to be part of DirecTV but now they have some crappy off-brand radio stations.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pVyOCssIXgQ#at=623

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Am I supposed to watch the whole video or just the last 15 seconds?

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I watched the whole thing. I think the best stuff is in the first half, though.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this real? No acting could be this bad.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe that it is real.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

The early Resident Evil games have notoriously bad voice acting.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m too lazy to look it up but is Resident Evil a remake of a Japanese game or an American original?

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Resident Evil is the English name for the Japanese Capcom-created series of games called “Biohazard.”

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Jill! Don’t open, that door!
But… Captain Wesker—
[extended pause]
[crashing sound]

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Mar 4, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, what IS it?

/repeat for ten minutes

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That was #1 on a top 5 list I found after watching Howie’s link.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The dialogue in the beginning of the game is even more fun.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

I know porns that should win oscars compared to this.

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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 4, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Well “The Road Home” was very impressive in the acting of its lead and in its location shots … I mean, yeah, whatever.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Also

Where did this idea that Dietz was “done” or “disintegrated” after he left the Giants come from?

He hit .295/.474/.432 in 191 PA as a Brave in 1973, two years after he left the Giants. Admittedly a small sample, but that’s a gaudy OBP.

Why it was that no team would give a guy with a career slash line of .261/.390/.425 a contract in 1974 is a mystery.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

Xanthan points out above that his defense was atrocious. That’s a solid line for a 1st baseman, but it’s not world-shattering.

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He could've been a Victor Martinez type

But his stats play at any position. No, it’s not world shattering, but it’s still above average, even for a 1B.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Must have been too few RBI.

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the Era

I know Cookyman has talked about Gene Tenace being hella underrated too

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by Gobroks on Mar 4, 2011 12:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes, how foolish to note that a player who played 100 more games after he left the Giants had physical problems. He was truly a god among men for those two partial seasons before never playing again.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 4, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Your passion blinds you.

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm, if I didn’t know any better, I’d swear there was a hint of sarcasm in this reply.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

None at all. Grant is always serious.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did this idea that Dietz was "done" or "disintegrated" after he left the Giants come from?

the fact that he only played two more seasons after that, neither of which was a full year?

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by jponry on Mar 4, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Pfft, anyone can use facts.

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

But was that up to him?

In the two half seasons after he left the Giants, he hit .256/.435/.374 in 260 PAs. He wasn’t hurt, he was still a productive hitter.

Just because baseball teams didn’t properly value his talents and thus he was unable to find work doesn’t mean he was “done” as a productive baseball player (he was 31!) nor does it mean he had “disintegrated” – whenever he was given the opportunity to play, he was an above average player.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction

He was hurt during the 1972 season, which lead to his lack of PT that year. But he returned from injury in 1973 and hit .295/.474/.432 as a reserve first baseman in 1973 as a brave. Most teams would love to have that production from a full time 1B, and yet Dietz was unable to find a contract for 1974.

It wasn’t that Dietz was done as a productive player. It’s that no one gave him the chance.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He did hit well in 1973, but it was in less than 3 PA per game he appeared in and he was very heavily platooned (two thirds of his PA were against LHP) – he was very much a bench player and it would appear as though he couldn’t play any position at that point other than first base due to deteriorated defensive skills at catcher (due to, it sounds like, various physical ailments).

Maybe he ought to have been able to get a job the next year on someone’s bench, but players like that often don’t get picked up. (I’m not sure why you seem to be operating under the assumption that not only should he have been signed, but that he also could have played full time as someone’s first baseman the next year, that seems like a pretty huge stretch of logic).

Do you always have to be this pedantic? I am fairly certain Grant only meant it in the sense that HIS CAREER WAS OVER WITHIN TWO YEARS OF HIS ALL STAR YEARS WITH THE GIANTS. I don’t think it was a personal attack.

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by jponry on Mar 4, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Pedantry is one of my hobbies!

Grant said that Dietz ‘disintegrated’ after he left the Giants. I don’t think the stats tell that story. That’s all.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really see how they exclusively don’t. You’ve been able to prove that in 200 at bats over 2 seasons, Dietz was able to do one thing effectively from, primarily, one side of the plate.

That’s a damn limited player. It seems very weird for you to assume that the thing limiting him was the league.

But more than that, I don’t really understand why you’re looking for evidence that he disintegrated in a small sample of heavily platooned batting stats. That’s pretty much the last place you’d find it.

I mean, let’s put it this way: Think of Barry Bonds on the field when he was 42 years old. There’s a guy who was extremely limited on the defensive side of the ball, and whose body would not permit him to play more than 126 games. More than that, he was probably one of the worst baserunners in the league. Do you even remember watching that version of Bonds? The pure bat was fun, but every single other part of his game was a tooth-grinding affair that was damaging to the team. The only reason we even discuss his being blackballed is that his OPS was over 1.000, and you didn’t have to platoon him to get it.

Now: Take a guy who, by all accounts, had every single one of those same problems, except that you have to platoon him and he can only play about 80 games, and also he’s not putting up that shiny 1.000 OPS.

It’s not hard to see why he was out of the league. It’s really not.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a certain arrogance to your belief that you can judge his fitness to play better than people who, you know, saw him in person. Playing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm basing my opinion of his fitness solely on his production

He hit extremely well whenever he was allowed to play. Maybe there was something I don’t know about holding him back, but it wasn’t reflected in his stats, which is all I have to go on.

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my point though. You say that no one gave him a chance and that no one properly valued his skills in a tone of certainty, but there may well have been injury issues (limitations in playing time, or a risk of re-injury that was deemed unwise to take on) that were plainly obvious to people watching him, or even well known among the community of talent evaluators, but not well publicized. Or he really was that bad defensively that there was nowhere to hide him and he wasn’t worth the veteran price to be a clamkmitt bench guy that can only play first.
He actually seems like a DH waiting to happen… that was the first year of DH right?

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I had the same thought, and IIRC some of the first DHs were not exactly stellar. Maybe it was an injury.

Also, although I like your penis jokes I like your long posts better.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I like his long penis jokes.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

But no matter what, can we not all agree that a player who is able to put up a .474 OBP in a reserve role is not “disintegrated”?

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by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Assuming that ‘disintegrated’ carries an connotation of physical decline rather than erosion of pure skill, I think disintegration is the thing that makes the most sense for an otherwise productive player to leave the game like that.
It was a wrist injury, which is odd in that his hitting seems not to have been affected… I wonder if he broke his glove hand or throwing hand?

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

For the sake of pedantry, can we not all agree that a player who is technically still perfectly integrated in body and form is not “disintegrated”?

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Sighs and agrees that we all cannot.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Mar 4, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Double Dog Dare Anyone to do this

http://vimeo.com/20446054

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 11:55 AM PST reply actions  

Agreed, the ski cam was pointless

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

No way, Starbuck is just crazy.

someone with more free time than sense.

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I think I can get used to noon games.

Gives me something to listen to @work.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

I wish I could listen to it instead of lecture

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Just replace certain words with baseball terms and Giants players’ named

In 1066, at the Battle of Arlington, Duke Buster of Posey rallied his army and routed the forces of King Cliff Lee II

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lol rec’d, but it’s hard to do that when we’re talking about how to assess patients

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

“The patient’s anterior Buster Posey was impacted to the point that it began to Travis Ishikawa the superior Aaron Rowand.”

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The symptoms of Bustermania include a balanced swing through the strikezone and basehits to all fields. May result in world championships.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh God you guys are horrible…must…not…laugh

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If your Buster Posey is still winning championships after 4 years please consult the HOF.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Beautiful

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Does this one have free audio?

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Mar 4, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They all should, via mlb.com.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay! Why didn’t I know this before?

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

EFF!

Why is my work computer’s flash player never up to date?
Give me admin privileges NOW.

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by waelwulf on Mar 4, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? I’ve been doing it wrong then.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Just for some ST games, I think.

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by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I always thought you had to paid for even the ST games, so I never tried.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

you do

is anyone actually getting this for free cause i didn’t think that was possible?

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Mar 4, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I am

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

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I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Mar 4, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you have to register first?

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

IDK, I was already registered. It just recognized me.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I should register then.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay I registered. I’m always nervous about registering for anything because of the e-mails they send. You can decide though if you want the e-mails.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, you can!

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I listened yesterday and then come the 7th inning the audio cut out and I got a lovely popup window with a “Buy our product and/or services” message.

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I’ll have to let you know what happens.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

All the cool kids get to listen to the feed for free, you’vejustbeenCAINED!

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Just got off shift

did I miss anything on Matt Cains arm? I’m not wading through 1800 comments in the last thread.

Oh, by the way, we responded to a gnarly crash late last night on the 101 in San Rafael… another DUI driver, this time he took out 8 cars with him. Rediculous.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

/Learns to pitch left-handed but still can’t win.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The only way I know you’re not serious is the title of this thread is not “Hop Off A Ledge, McCoven”.

But no new news?

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

His elbow has a serious problem with hookers and blow.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Was Matt Cain’s elbow the one driving?

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully not. If so, his elbow has got some ’splain to do.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It just won’t calm down!

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure Barry Zito is playing a guitar and singing to his elbow, against medical advice

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

One of the worst experiences in my life was to be transported in ambulance on a backboard and neck brace. I felt like I was going to throw up every 5 seconds.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I’m curious, what happened?

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing serious, I rearended a car on the freeway and another car rear ended me. I wasn’t sure if my neck was okay and they strapped me down. Worst decision ever.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh God, that’s horrible…the accident AND being strapped down I mean. But hey, better safe than being paralyzed

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, better to be safe than sorry. Almost everyone left in ambulances last night. Dude hit the median at 80mph and created 5 accidents around him.

The scene looked like a warzone. Glass and car parts all over the freeway, completely shut down.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

People keep trying to run into me on the road. It’s really pissing me off. I’m not even sitting in blind spots or anything. They just seem to think it’s a good idea to change lanes when there IS A CAR THERE.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Traffic is one thing I do not miss about living in a big city.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s because you’re famous. But yeah it sucks when they make eye contact with you, then try to push you out of your lane.

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

My car’s been rearended so many times…. and usually when I’m sitting stopped at a freaking red light. I keep saying I’m going to find a drill, like one of those “Journey to the Center of the Earth” dealies… and attach it to the back of my car.
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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was called a “Pinto”, but the pointy bit faced the wrong way.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my worst experience as well. Being restrained on a back board and neck brace for almost two hours was the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been.

by nataku on Mar 4, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

and it’s pissing me off.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not working on mlb.tv either tho.

Something could be wrong with MLB.com.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s because Aaron Rowand is at the plate

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Mar 4, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Yah, just tried logging in and I’m gettin nothin

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by Leniz on Mar 4, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

his poor play is making me so, so happy.

Bork can’t possibly think about letting him play CF over Torres if he keeps this up all spring

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Select the brewers cast, as I said that feed is working.

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by timmeh on Mar 4, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

When I did that

it asked me to buy gameday audio. As if I don’t already have it, the bastids.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Email me your username and pw and I’ll test it out for you.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Just came back on. Go Pat the BAT!!!!

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It just switched feeds for me.

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by timmeh on Mar 4, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

isn’t the game at 6pm?

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, ss

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

THERE WE GO!

It’s back up for me

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by Leniz on Mar 4, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It's up now.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone else's stream just cut off?

Or is this God’s way of telling me to study for my finals?

by sbrody on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

Could be a problem with the prostate.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You got there first. Well done.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s your professors hacking your internet connection in an attempt to study

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I switched over to the Brewers cast, its working.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 4, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

same.

Finally a signature worth having:

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Jr. FTW!
Bonds, Garry Maddox, Gary Matthews, Jr., George Foster, Jack Clark…

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by deuce deuce on Mar 4, 2011 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

Is our all time team the best all time team?

I mean would take this lineup over the yankees/red sox/ a’s/reds all time lineup?
I think I would.
It’s indredibly well balanced with speed and power.
Some great outfield defence too.

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by operation carrot on Mar 4, 2011 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

well… I might take Guillen over Bonds in RF

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yankees would be pretty crazy.

C: Berra
1B: Gehrig
2B: Cano?
3B: Arod?
SS: ARod/Jeter?
OF: Mantle, Ruth, Dimaggio

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d put Graig Nettles at 3B but the spreadsheeters/ ARod luvvers will tell you ARod. Something about 600 HR.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I argue this with my Yankee-fan friends a lot. Certainly our all-star team is the only one that can hang with theirs.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

red's are close too

C: bench
1b: Perez
2b: Joe Morgan
ss: barry larkin
3b: pete rose
of: Foster, Rousch, and Frank Robinson

Thats pretty damn good

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by operation carrot on Mar 4, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Joe Morgan. what a tool

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

a tool who once ops’d 1.02 in a season
while playing some fine D

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by operation carrot on Mar 4, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. but still a tool

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

NO YOU

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

YES ME

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The greatest second baseman in history.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed

absent larkin and 2/3 of the OF those guys were all on the team at the same time. Ick.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m kind of surprised how weak 1st base is compared to some of their other positions. Tony Perez isn’t awful, but he’s nowhere near as good as the top 1st basemen of all time.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

George Foster’s pretty weak in this company as well. But yeah, that’s a hell of a team.

I still think if we get to count Mathewson, Hubbell, and Ott, we win.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

foster's 76-78

were pretty fucking great.
Perez isn’t what I would call an all time great though, I agree

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by operation carrot on Mar 4, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

can I interest you in

Ted Kluszewski?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yankee's all time outfield is pretty insane

C: Berra > Posey for now
1B Gehrig=Strech although if i had to choose i would choose Gehrif
2B Kent>Cano
SS Jeter over Aurillia
3B Arod> Matt Williams
OF is close. Bonds> Ruth, Mays> Mantle, and Dimaggio> Bonds sr.

So i guess the yankees take us

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by operation carrot on Mar 4, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

but it would be close

and I favor our pitching so thats where we would get the advantage in a real series

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by operation carrot on Mar 4, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Bernie Williams > Andres Torres, but it’s close.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll see about Cano. He’s still pretty young, and a better defender than Kent.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd say Mays = Mantle

At their best, Mantle was probably better, but Mays wasn’t brought down by injuries.

Mays’ best OPS+ was 184. Mantle had six season that topped that, include three season above 200

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Mar 4, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I've read/heard, so was Mantle's

He might have been the fastest white guy ever to play the game

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Mar 4, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, Gary Brown.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

LIES!!!

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I know!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

the 50s supreme court rules unanimously

Mantle: Mays was best
Snider: Mays
Aaron: Mays
Mays: Mays

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand or Barry Zito.

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure if this was for their careers

or, like I said, “at their best”.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Mar 4, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were to compare I would expand it to the NY days too

(length of years would be fair)

NY/SF Giants:

C: Posey
1B: Stretch
2B: Hornsby
3B: Williams
SS: ?
OF: Bonds, Mays, Ott

SP:

Perry, Hubbell, Marichal, Matthewson, Lincecum (?)

Yankees:
C: Berra
1B: Gehring
2B: Cano
SS: Jeter
3B: Arod
OF: Ruth, Mantle, Dimaggio

SP: ?

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Too lazy to look up Yankee starters.

Also, Yankees would have an advantage with the CL

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If Mathewson was pitching, we wouldn’t need a CL.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d pitch all of the games.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

with mathewson we would really only need one other started

he could just pitch every other day
a la the 1905 world series
he pitched a shut-out every other day

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by operation carrot on Mar 4, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Marichal had the 16 inning game over Spahn.

So it would be Marichal and Mathewson as the SPs

and the other three in the bullpen.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

SS would be filed by George Davis: 77.4 oWAR in 20 seasons 13.3 dWar

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/davisge01.shtml

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone already did the work for us

http://www.thebaseballpage.com/past/att/default.php

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Soxs have surprising average lineup (other than Williams and Fisk)
The rotation is insane though: Cy Young, Pedro, Clemens, Smokey Joe Wood, Babe Ruth

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The A’s have a surprisingly strong team too.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Phillies A’s were very very good as were the 70s Oakland A’s

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric Chavez over Sal Bando seems wrong.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, Home Run Baker!

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Chavy won lik 6 GGs.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Rowand

hitting .077 after starting nearly every game

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

COME ON PEOPLE!

Dented cans in the back, on the junk shelf!

When you go to a new car lot, do they park the 10 year old used clunkers along the street? No, it’s the convertible Mustangs and tricked-out SUVs and whatever else.

Bargain hunters/bottom feeders are desperate and will seek out their “bargains” tirelessly. Especially where there is someone nearby with the “Can I help you? Oh, you don’t want that nice shiny Torres. We’ve got just the thing for you out behind the service department…”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand or Barry Zito.

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m of the opinion that they shouldn’t be “showcasing” Rowand, because it’ll only make him look worse.

Can they send him to the minors to start the year, if they please?

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Or he’ll end up hurt. Not that I think anyone is taking this year anyway, but if he runs into a wood chipper in the OF or something no one will ever take him.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand or Barry Zito.

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

if he runs into a wood chipper, that will solve a whole lot of problems.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I could finally put something down around the plants in my yard!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It was caught or not.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 4, 2011 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

Flappy is bouncing them off the wall!

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah

I just listened to Kuip’s interview on Murph & Mac. If Kuip hadn’t voiced his concern, I doubt Murph would have asked about Cain’s elbow. So either he hasn’t been keeping up or he thinks it’s less important than Wilson hanging out with Charlie Sheen, Brandon Belt’s chances of making the roster out of ST or Posey’s ability to hit 450-feet HRs.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

NARF

Not A Real Fan

Real giants fans panic at the slightest provocation.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:30 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Honestly, a freakout would make for great morning radio, too.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Following these games on MLB.com is great

Two out rallies in games that mean nothing still mean a lot for me having a smile this afternoon.

by D-T on Mar 4, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

BELTED!

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

BELTED!!

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t's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

BEEELLTTTEEDDD

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

the first 3 plays I've listened to this season

were all scoring plays. I have a good feeling about this season.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

I like this Tim Dillard fella.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

The Machine?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant he had the key

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh... Right

It was a chastity “Belt” connection that was less than humorous.

Althought It may have been educational .I had no idea those things had holes for #2. That seems unsanitary.

by iSometimesDisagreeWithBochy on Mar 4, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, I thought you meant who could get off….my bad

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently, you can still get STDs or herpes or whatever through the urine holes on those things.

I believe CSI: Las Vegas

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

note to self...

Although you should probably not mess with a chick wearing one of those. You may get the iron maiden.

by iSometimesDisagreeWithBochy on Mar 4, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

or shot.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

by her dad.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

and brothers

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

and possibly the family cat

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

how about the hamster and gold fish?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The hamster is like the Fredo of the family.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What did the hamster do to get a vacation in Vegas!?!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That is clearly a gopher.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, OBVIOUSLY hamsters are naughty because they just keep running through the tubes and turning the wheels. But seriously? Why are they blocked?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so happy I just read this sentence. It made my day!

Also, LOL RIchard Geare

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Lemmiwinks!

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by Giant Voodoo on Mar 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez Louise

If Gameday pitch location is any indicator, I think I could hit these pitches.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 4, 2011 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

Figured as much

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 4, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It's just some guy's opinion.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh game day!

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow Belt is really forcing his way

into making this a difficult decision.

Finally a signature worth having:

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

Pie or cake?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Moon pie?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Mar 4, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

gross

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Mar 4, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You can wear depends with briefs or boxers

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No, plain or pleats.

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

White or Wheat?

"Do you smell that Kenny? That's hard news. Notice the lack of fornicating horses."

by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

otherwise known as Bush or Obama

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

pleasepleaseplease

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Why yes,

yes he will

World Champions!

by Leniz on Mar 4, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Dullard = Not very good

Which makes it more hilarious that he struck out Rotwand on 3 pitches

by iSometimesDisagreeWithBochy on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

Rotwand… I like that.

This dude sucks so bad, it’s hilarious.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

Showcase. Makes first and last outs of innings.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Scott=Chopped

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

Can we please just put Rowand in a barrel somewhere deep in McCovey cove?

Do we have to pay his estate or did the lawyers get a lawyer clause in there?

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

Rowand OPS in ST: .244

Can he be sent to the minors after they break camp?

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not unless he agrees to go. Which he wouldn’t.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand or Barry Zito.

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

If his spring winds up being this terrible, I’d say they just cut him loose.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree to go in the barrel or AAA?

Someone like Burrell or Affeldt might be able to trick him into the barrel.

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey Rowy, wanna go for a drink after the game?”

“Sure skip, let’s go. Wait, what’s that empty pillowcase for? Why is your trunk open?”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand or Barry Zito.

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey Scott, can you sniff this rag for me?”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey Aaron, this guy from public radio wants to interview you.”

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 1:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

with Rowand in the backseat, duct-taped up.

“waaaaait a minute here… this is a hit, isn’t it?”

GIANTS BLOG LINKED TO ASSASSINATIONS OF ROWANDS

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

At bat is confusing me.

Rowand (0-2, .210 OPS)

At first, I thought, well 210 avg isn’t THAT bad this early. Then I realized at bat is showing OPS now as the general stat. I love when my leadoff hitter has a .210 OPS.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day starting SS?

by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

Why bat him anywhere else?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we can have him pitch the next game so he gets hurt and needs surgery

Insurance would cover the cost of his salary and we can get him off the 40 man roster. Sounds terrible, but better than paying him to develop oral cancer elsewhere.

by D-T on Mar 4, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He's so bad

That I’m starting to feel sorry for him, to be honest.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it hard to feel bad for someone taking so much money from the team.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m probably less bothered by salary than some people. It sucks, but the contract is signed, it’s done, nothing we can do about it. Also, it’s not my money. And finally, if it wasn’t for Rowand, Sabes would have probably traded Timmy for Rios or signed an equally decrepit FA for $60m.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

How is it not your money? Have you never been to a game or bought any swag?

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

/shrug

I’d probably spend as much, with or without Rowand. He’s not a factor in any of that at all.

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, if he doesn't feel bad about it, why should we?

Now if he pulled a Gil Meche and walked away because he wasn’t living up to his contract, then I’d feel bad for him.

by BusterHomerun on Mar 4, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve made it policy to not feel bad for people who make that kind of money, barring physical injury.

He’s making $12MM a year to play a kids game. Living every kids dream. Nah, I don’t feel sorry for him.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel bad for him. Money isn’t everything.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s not. But considering the position he is in:

He can have anything he wants and never has to worry about money again.
He’ll be retired by 35 or whatever.
He plays professional baseball for a living.

I’m sorry, but it’s hard to feel sorry for him because he’s having “a tough time”. Life ain’t fair or easy. So why feel sorry for him?

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

feel sorry because he’s sucking like crazy? he put himself in that position when he signed the contract, he agreed to be a public figure.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes he should be set monetarily for life. I guess it’s more that I imagine being in his shoes and I don’t think I would enjoy watching my job slipping away from me.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the nature of the business as an athlete

I just personally don’t have any compassion for the guy. Yes, it would suck watching your job slip away from you, but its completely different circumstances.

If I had to watch my job slip away from me, I’d be in trouble because how do I feed my family? Same for you, I’d imagine.

Rowand, he has it very, very good as it is. He signed up to be a public figure, so I don’t feel empathy for that when it goes south.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you people and your money hate.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I agree, I don’t think he wants to play bad, same as Zito. They both seem like proud dudes. Rowand in LF would make my like him more.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand or Barry Zito.

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, what bugs is his insistence on playing CF. He should be hustling for any place he can legitimately fit.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My off-the-cuff psych guess?
He’s so averse to the prospect of performing even worse that he’s afraid to move out of center.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Mar 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

well, in the real world, people have to bite the bullet and take a chance everyday. why should he be any different?

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was proffering an explanation, not an excuse.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Mar 4, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, you were. sorry to jump at ya there.

as a FF, usually if someone has to see me, its on one of the more worse days of their lives. so with that in mind, i dont feel much empathy for someone who is not physically injured.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s fine.
I have to be honest, though: I have no idea what it’s like to be overpaid for a job I want to do but can’t.
It doesn’t sound like fun.
I don’t give him a pass, but I don’t want to treat him like he’s doing it just to be a dick.

Look out. I'm having a thought.

by waelwulf on Mar 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, of course he’s not trying to suck.

but he should also realize that his options are dwindling down fast, and he needs to adapt more to the needs of the team than his own pride. And since he’s not appearing to do that, and not talking about why (playing other OF positions), assumptions get made.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

another reason I don’t feel for the guy. He refuses to play another position, yet people feel sorry for him when he’s not doing EVERYTHING HE CAN to attempt to keep his job.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

but he views CF as HIS job, since he is doing everything he can to block anybody else from taking i

by Bar None on Mar 4, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

if I was him, just staying on the team would be my primary concern, not the CF job.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He is doing everything he can. As we’ve noted, he’s just not good anymore.

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 1:10 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

ROWCASE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Mar 4, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see why it wouldn’t be better for the team just to pay him to go away. We have so many outfielders.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

Because, friend, you are not the one signing the $24M check to make that happen.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

The Yankees do not want Aaron Rowand or Barry Zito.

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I think that's basically what might happen

I think they really hope he picks it up and can be traded with another team eating at least some of the contract and sending back a middling prospect. But if push came to shove, at least when Belt eventually gets called up (and assuming no injuries have occurred at that point) it’s hard to see how Rowand would keep a spot on the 25 man roster at that point.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Mar 4, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowand

Thinking positive, if he really IS this bad in ST, there is no… gee… do better bounce back gettem next year this year.

Even Boch can’t be that delusional.

Gritty Vetrans have to at least hit two balls in ST.

I hope?

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

But he’s Aaron Rotwand, superstar of Borks dreams!

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CRAIG COUNSELL???!!!?

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HE LIVES!!1

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by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s still playing!?! Does he still have that crazy batting stance?

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Miggy seems to have made a play.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Tejada D?

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by Viliphied on Mar 4, 2011 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like a good play.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Huff clank!

Remember when we thought that would be a typical occurrence?

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It’s not too late!

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/necessitates calling up Belt

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:42 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

STFD beer maker

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:42 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Rowand's failings

Are really going to help Nate. Which I like.

by Cap M on Mar 4, 2011 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

I’d love Brandon to make it, but I think that has more to do on whether or not Huff looks great in Left.

by Cap M on Mar 4, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And/or how well PTB looks.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That too, but yeah if Row your boat only wants to be center field and Nate’s like, sad puppy dog eyed with his arm cannon and will play everything

by Cap M on Mar 4, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Anybody here know just how hard janitorial work is? I like cleaning and scrubbing …

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 12:44 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I think you just answered your own question

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine it differs based on where you are doing the work. I imagine a school would be harder work than, say, an office building.

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The CL ad said “Fisherman’s Wharf”.

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Seagull poop?

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by rotorueter on Mar 4, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Trash left behind by tourists?

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I did it in high school. It was swing shift in an office park and we would go up on the roof for a toke and a beer between floors. It wasn’t too hard physically, but it didn’t pay all that well and it’s kind of nasty. Cleaning out the women’s rest room can be interesting.

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Omg I never even thought about women.

/runs screaming far away

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I will spare you the explanation of what a caviar box is.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

Way to knock on my boy repeatedly, Grant.

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by scout6 on Mar 4, 2011 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

DeRosa too.

He is pushing his way into gee we might have to take him serious zone.

Is it possible we might actually have an offense this year breaking camp? One that other teams do not laugh at?

Or am I ST/AZ delusional?

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

We were pretty average from July on.

So I don’t think we were laughable last year either.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree post mid year, but breaking camp for 3(5?) years we have been, including last year.

I have always been in the camp that the team 2nd half last year is a much better team than the 2010 numbers show. Which makes me optimistic for this year. Everything I am seeing so far in ST says this might be the case.

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

though the team did become a little to reliant on the long ball towards the end.

if they didn’t hit HRs, they didn’t win. Need some more OBP to go along with the power.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

he has a 1.402 OPS so far

the thought of ’08 DeRosa to go along with ’09 Panda gives me goosebumps

by BusterHomerun on Mar 4, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And Belt's 1300 OPS.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

’08 DeRosa
’09 Pablo
’10 Torres
’10 Posey
’11 Belt

I feel Huff won’t have quite the year he had last, though. He’s the one I expect regression on.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

'02 Tejada

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

'07 Rowand

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

'06 F. Sanchez

(I’m perfectly fine with ’10 Sanchez)

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

2008 Fontenot

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2010 Huff

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by Goofus on Mar 4, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Grant

2010 Grant? 2008 Grant?

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

if the rest of the roster is there, I really don’t care what Tejada does. As long as he doesn’t shit the bed every other day, any Tejada is more than enough.

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather have ’02 Zito.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I paid attention to the A’s that year. Tejada had way too many errors to win an MVP.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

now I’m afraid to look at his errors per year. Errors kill pitching.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Some explain to me how

Tejada got 5th in MVP voting in 2004 with a 7.0 WAR behind Manny (3.8 WAR) Ortiz (4.3 WAR) and Sheffield (4.2 WAR)

Ichiro got 6th had a 8.1 WAR.

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Orioles sucked in 04

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I coud never understand it other than that MIggy is a really nice guy and everyone loves him. I think it messes with people’s heads. He’s not very good on D at all.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

so if he’s not even good on D, and his hitting has gone in the toilet, what good is he to us?

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Can de Rosa even play SS?

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He hasn’t for like 7 years.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

hasn’t played SS consistently for 7 years, I think.

He last played SS in 2007, for a limited # of games I iirc

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m too lazy to look it up again. People need to let it go. It’s not happening.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot is starting this evening against the Evil.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa may get a spot start.

But there is no way he is starting consistently for any amount of time at SS.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we should reserve judgement on how bad Tejada could be first.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think they go to Fontenot – Rohlinger – Manny before they go to DeRosa

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Tejada even led the league in RBI that year. Weird vote.

by Evan on Mar 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure it was

East Coast Bias.

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I am in the camp that Huff will regress, but I think 09 was the outlier. 2011 looks more like 08.

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I don’t think he’s gonna go to complete shit, but a .265/.330/.440 isn’t too far out off what I imagine

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s not make too much of spring training (good or bad). It is spring training and doesn’t mean anything generally.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 4, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Belt is the

cat’s meow

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by Leniz on Mar 4, 2011 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

I thought that was Twenties talk. There was a movie about when Hearst shot that guy on his yacht by that name. Had Kirsten Dunst and that cross-dressing English comic.

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It is.

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You would be correct sir

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-dances the Charleston to make up for profound dissapointment.

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Dude is the bee’s knees.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

Torres
Franchez
Huff
Panda
Posey
Belt
Burrell
Tejada

DeRosa

Damn that looks sweet right now.
Too early Too early Too early….

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

I have to agree, if anything, Burrell should be the scary pinch hitter. He’s paid like one, anyhow.

by Cap M on Mar 4, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking the start Burrell, pull him for nate/DeRosa/Cody relief.

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Replace Burrell

with Ross

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by Leniz on Mar 4, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Torres
Posey
Huff
Panda
Ross
Belt
Tejada
Sanchez

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I like yours better than mine.

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LOLinup envy.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Best hitters should hit more often.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He can hit 2nd or 3rd. Either is fine by me.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

and like Torres, he can score from first on balls hit into the gap

Torres
Belt
Posey
Panda
Huff
Ross
Tejada
Sanchez

by BusterHomerun on Mar 4, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I had Belt lower just because I don’t exactly know how good he’ll be in the pros.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I could only hope for this one.

by Bar None on Mar 4, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope for is right.

If Belt/Torres/Panda/Huff are all for real, this is a scary lineup. This is a better than average lineup. Could we dream?

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take the same offensive production as last year if Cain is ok.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this one, it looks best. Hence, we’ll never see it from Bork

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

A similar lineup like this actually happened a few times in July. It was something like

Torres
Posey
Huff
Burrel
Uribe
Don’t remember the end.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, I do remember Posey hitting 2nd for a while. Good call.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

that was a good lineup

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I still kinda like him behind Torres out of the 2 spot, but if he’s gonna hit 40 bombs….

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

the only disadvantage of Posey in the 2 hole is his speed.

you usually want a faster runner there, which is why Belt would be FANTASTIC

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I don’t know about the speed thing. You need a guy who can work the count and allow for Speedy Lead-Off Man © to steal a few bases.

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Belt apparently has excellent pitch recognition and great plate discipline.

It’s so great to have great hitting prospects to talk about!! FINALLY

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey 4th! It works!

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about Huff as the 3 hole hitter. He’s not the best hitter on the team

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

but best athlete!!!!

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL U

last years meme

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

subscribe to the logic that 2nd, 4th and 5th are most important spots?

IMO the #3 hitter should be the best one on the team

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

1st, 2nd and 4th.

The 3rd hitter, in the first inning has a decent chance of coming up with no one on and 2 outs. Getting a hit there is the worst time to get a hit.

4th hitter either starts the 2nd inning, or comes up in the 1st with a runner on and 2 outs, or runners on less than 2 outs, or runners already in.

Your first 2 hitters hit more often than any other hitters.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

got it. So in the Giants case, Torres should be 1st, Posey 2nd, and Sandoval 4th (assuming bounceback yr).

Then when Belt comes up, Torres 1st, Belt 2nd, Posey 4th (and Sandoval 5th)

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is exactly how I had it.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

it actually was this:

Torres
Posey
Huff
Panda
Ross
Belt
Tejada
Sanchez

…but it’s all good.

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah yeah I had Belt in there but not in the 2 hole. I was just playing it safe that Belt isn’t 300/350/500 yet.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If you have high OBP guys hitting 1 and 2 you would want your best overall hitter at 3.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if you have 2 guys with OBP's at .400 (which we don't)

Your third hitter comes up 36% of the time with no one on and 2 outs in the first inning.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But he is also guaranteed to hit in the 1st inning (right in front of the cleanup guy).

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said earlier tho, the worst time to get a hit is when there is no one on and 2 outs. You’d rather have your best hitter hit with someone on and 2 outs or no one on and less than 2 outs.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You make a good point I just disagree. Regardless of the “worst” time to get a hit I think you want to give your best hitter as many opportunities as possible and good things will happen. Plus even if your 3rd hitter gets a hit with 2 outs and nobody on at least the next guy has (in theory) high slugging.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hit him 2nd then.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said. 2nd or 3rd. Either one (with Posey anyway).

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Managers like the “guaranteed to hit in the 1st” thing as an intimidation factor, if your 3rd hitter is someone like Pujols. I can buy that, but the math doesn’t really support it.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

this line

I am in it

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But it worked great to have Kent hit behind Bonds.

by Tortured on Mar 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

STFD!

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STFD x 2!

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

/is afflicted with Matt Cain Syndrome

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The more I see of Suppan and Vogelsong, the more I think those Zito rumors are true.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees because he wants to win the World Series. Wait, what???

by rxmeister on Mar 4, 2011 1:07 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

No, but it’s nice to know we have an auxiliary parachute in the event ours fails to deploy.

by Cap M on Mar 4, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Fears for Willie E. Coyote moment

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this.

Suppan’s parachute might have some holes in it, but Vogelsong’s might be fulll of dishware.

by iSometimesDisagreeWithBochy on Mar 4, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as I would like to dump Zito’s salary, I cannot see those two delivering what Zito can. Zito will be average worst case. Best case he looks like stretches of last year. Suppan can erupt in a ball of smoke and fire at any moment. I would hate to get to June 18th and realize how wrong that decision might be.

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If they’re good they can be good insurance if/when Zito sucks. I don’t trust their health/ goodness to the point I’d accept them as season-long replacements unless at the uttermost need.

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

SSS nerbs

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The more I see of Suppan and Vogelsong’s bb-ref pages, the more I hope they aren’t true.

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by jponry on Mar 4, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s two Cody Rosses duct-taped together

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by nofreetime on Mar 4, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

Ssory Doc!

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

x2

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

SSssoorryy DDoocc

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Rownads!

Even when you try hard…

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by Leniz on Mar 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Rowand

A purple mountain of fail right now.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 4, 2011 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

He should just retire.

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"IM THROUGH"

FOR LOVE OF THE GAME

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 1:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Rowand?

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Muammar Qaddafi

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t see any downsides with either outcome.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw Battle: LA last night

It was CRAZY intense. Think Independence Day plus Saving Private Ryan, with an emphasis on the first scene in Saving Private Ryan. Thought it was really good for a war/alien invasion movie, I recommend seeing it. And there’s a distinct lack of Jeff Goldblum downloading a virus onto the aliens’ computer, which is a plus.

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by mymclife on Mar 4, 2011 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

Is that out already?

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Out next week

I’m in a class at USC where we get to see movies before they’re released, and then have a Q&A session with someone who helped make the movie. It’s a pretty awesome class, I must say.

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by mymclife on Mar 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds amazing.

Good to see your insane tuition money goes to something good.

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by Azmanz on Mar 4, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s taught by Leonard Maltin the film critic, as well. I didn’t know who he was, but my parents freaked out when they found out, haha.

And yeah, it’s pretty awesome. Last week we had Josh Radnor (the guy who plays Ted on How I Met Your Mother) as the guest for his indie film happythankyoumoreplease. This week we had the producer of Battle: LA and the co-president of Sony Pictures.

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by mymclife on Mar 4, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez

For my college drama class all I got was the lady who played Marty’s mom’s mom in Back to the Future.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 4, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate that guy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Not very specific.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Mar 4, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Leonard Maltin, and his stupid face.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

/signs up for your blog

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta say, there’s this one girl who absolutely HATES every movie we watch and makes a point of raising her hand to rant about it every time he asks for opinions on the movie, and he handles it pretty well. So I give him props for that.

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by mymclife on Mar 4, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Protip

She doesn’t really have an opinion on these movies. She just likes to hear herself talk.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 4, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, this is probably what it is.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

SHE SHOULD GET A LIVEJOURNAL

and let me know her username so I can block her

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 1:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Well I should say, I’ve never taken a class from him. My assessment is really only of his as a critic (which I think he fails miserably at) but he may be a delightful teacher. Sometimes people aren’t so good in one aspect of a field but are quite talented at others.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You never heard of Malton?

The guy is a huge Disney fanatic. Does all the intros to the the Disney Treasure Collections.

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by scout6 on Mar 4, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, now I have

And I don’t exactly know my film critics – I know Roger Ebert and Pauline Kael, and that’s it.

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by mymclife on Mar 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Mick

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The great iconoclast

someone with more free time than sense.

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RACIS

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

the entrance to Hell is already visible through the home dugout

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by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like it was better than skyline (high bar I know)

by Hyoton on Mar 4, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that movie for free. It was so bad I wanted my money back. Jersey Shore has more plot depth than that movie.

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by Heshan on Mar 4, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

No Will Smith saying “Welcome to Urf?”

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by Natto on Mar 4, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol brewers

Only Craig COUNSELL can save you

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 4, 2011 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

1st inning was extra special for him

by Bar None on Mar 4, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't paying attention and just saw the boxscore

I was obligated to LOL him.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 4, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Talking to a friend last night in Chico

He said Kuiper was at Chico State last night giving a speech to their baseball team.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

Did he talk about the Greatest Sacrifice Fly in Giants history?

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Or

The Greatest Night of My Life: Drinking on the Esplanade.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha,

there’s actually not many options for drinking on the Esplanade. Unless you mean just randomly drinking while walking down the street

World Champions!

by Leniz on Mar 4, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift-A
Wow what a shitastical day.

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

At least Belt hit a HR.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That's it?

Why not shitabulous?

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 4, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s never a good day when it starts out with your oldest, brightest, and most mature student having a 75 minute meltdown, including kicking, screaming, crying, and running out the door unless physically restrained.

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know you were a college professor.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What grade do you teach? I hope you’re not a high school teacher.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

PreK: 4’s and 5’s mostly

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oof

My aunt teaches that grade as well. Good luck.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s too late for luck.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, doesn’t he graduate college next year?

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry about that. I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night and I was crank-y.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

good thing you weren’t moody, though /jk

by Bar None on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ughh. the day never gets back on track after something like that.

by Bar None on Mar 4, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I just come home and look at my countdown timer [ http://countdown.onlineclock.net/ ] 105 days left…. job hunt, and eat chocolate.

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting out of teaching completely?

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on what I can find up in the foothills. Nobody’s going to be hiring teachers until all the budget bs is settled.

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

im sawwy missus merpie

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Is that a comment on that student or the rest of the field?

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got 22 kids this year, 5 different languages, 7 kids on IEPs and no admin. support. The last time I went in and said… “You know this probably qualifies as a full inclusion class, maybe I need a special ed instructor assigned to the class too.” I was told “Oh really? One year I had 12 of 24 on IEP’s. Have fun with that.” Thanks. Real helpful.

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Wife teaches 4th graders: 90 percent are ESLs :(

But Scott Walker thinks you’re living it up!

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The language stuff I can deal with, I’m really good with that. It’s the 2 tasmanian devils that make things difficult. We started the year with 4 Taz’s but 2 of them have been “tamed”.

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU WILL GET BUDGET CUTS AND LIKE IT

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by scout6 on Mar 4, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I am guessing we have it good with our daughter. There are 42 in the PreK, about 20 of them in class on any given day. There are always three, sometimes up to 5 teachers/admins in the room any day. I don’t know of any IEPs, and the worst kid in class is a spoiled bratty bully girl. Guess we got it good.

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by fierrpawz on Mar 4, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

ginormous understatement.

by Bar None on Mar 4, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened?

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

naturally:

The kid is sitting tied to a chair with rope and has a gag in his mouth.

by iSometimesDisagreeWithBochy on Mar 4, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy managing both games?

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

AT THE SAME TIME

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s more talented that I thought.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

His huge noggin can handle it

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The big head comes in handy for once.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He punked Mattingly didn’t he?

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

</brain is a volleyball>

by sayheybk on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Shut up Wilson!

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry Wilson come back!

by sayheybk on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

WILSOOOON!!!1

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

His first true hit of the spring.

Remember, his only other hit was a dying quail off the tip of the bat that landed on the foul line. That souldn’t have counted…

by iSometimesDisagreeWithBochy on Mar 4, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Is his first name Danny?

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by Cody_ransom on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

@mymclife

I bet you’ve never seen this side of Jody Shelley. (NSFW)

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

I saw that being retweeted earlier, and was stupid enough to open it in class.

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by mymclife on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you show your friends?

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I really want to show people I know naked pictures of Jody Shelley?

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by mymclife on Mar 4, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

How’d that even get on twitter in the first place?? Did he put that up himself?

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

His teammate did.

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by mymclife on Mar 4, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Some teammate.

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh it's a man?

/clicks

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by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 2:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

CURSES I'M AT WORK

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve showed everyone.

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends, if you want them to NEVER talk to you again… maybe you do!

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by Merope on Mar 4, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ROWAND WITH THE RBI DOUBLE!

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

He’s close to batting .100 now, folks! Just you wait!

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

YOUR ANTI-ROWAND BIAS IS SHOWING

/GRM’d

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 4, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Mar 4, 2011 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

ROWCASE

RBI DOUBLE

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by scout6 on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

Aaron “RBI” Rowand

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by jhiat00 on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

Great Scott!

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by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

SELL ALWAYS!

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by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

DON'T BUY EVER

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by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

ABANDON SHIP!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Mar 4, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT THE DECK CHAIRS!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Mark DeRosa
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by calbearjd on Mar 4, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

AUTUMN

someone with more free time than sense.

Itaque, in anno MMX Gigantes San Francisconis Seriem Mundi vicerunt.

Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.

by shanghaijim on Mar 4, 2011 2:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

OR WAS IT NEARER MY GOD TO THEE?

/100-year debate ensues

LIVE EST

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Mar 4, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally Autumn.

by wcw on Mar 4, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BOGGS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Mar 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

Mole

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Mar 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

OK, are all of you who were mentioning Rowand’s spring training numbers going to change your minds if he has a decent spring?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

absoultely not.

When he’s leading off in June and is batting .120 I will still wish we got rid of him. Even if he does end up batting .500 this spring.

by iSometimesDisagreeWithBochy on Mar 4, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

nope. one good spring doesn’t erase 3 years of crappiness.

and he’s not even having a good spring yet.

"I only have one flash of greatness a day, and I already used it at 12:30am- Me"

I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE A FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2011

by giant4life83 on Mar 4, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just got back to my desk

Doug is talking about Tommy John surgery in a small talk kinda way, right?

They might be Giants...but they are definitely WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

"And what was once torture for an entire city became a magical ride into an Orange October."

by esseffgeez on Mar 4, 2011 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

Javier was awesome

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Mar 4, 2011 7:22 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Say, is that a rec in my pants?

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 4, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The answer to this question will be provided pending an inspection.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

...

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You want to inspect Grant’s member?

"This is a street fight, and we win those." -- BRIAN SABEAN, 10/23/10

by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 4, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

When you open the dropdown box, the only choices are Yes and Yes.

I have just now conceived of a world in which Barry Zito is Lestat. But who is Armand?

by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes means Yes.

"This is a street fight, and we win those." -- BRIAN SABEAN, 10/23/10

by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 4, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved their first album.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 4, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm confused

How did Grant join in 2008? He has posts dating back to 2005.

My Adopted Giant
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The site was reformatted in 2008 and all the memberships had to be started from scratch. To see the real date he joined, you have to scroll down a little to the membership boxes below.

"This is a street fight, and we win those." -- BRIAN SABEAN, 10/23/10

by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 4, 2011 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting.

I’m too much of a newbie. I just wish you guys would stop hazing me! It’s been like a year and a half.

Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.

by GiantPain on Mar 4, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/points and laughs at noob

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Mar 5, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Made a new discovery, drinking beer is pretty awesome

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Mar 4, 2011 11:44 PM PST reply actions  

UHHHHHHHHHHHH

Arsenal game at 7 tomorow!

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 5, 2011 12:21 AM PST reply actions  

yea? cool bro

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Mar 5, 2011 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

No. It sucks.

Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 5, 2011 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

soccer huh? is that a cool sport?

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Mar 5, 2011 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Scientists at Fermilab have concluded it is not. And they are correct.

LIVE EST

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Mar 5, 2011 5:48 AM PST up reply actions  

My computer is OK

Must be the huge collection of dick jokes on your computer.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Mar 5, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

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