Post-game thread: Giants lose to Dodgers, on pace for worst season in baseball history
Something you don’t think about during spring training: what a one-run game feels like. If there’s a one-run game in the Cactus League, it doesn’t mean much by the time you get to Joe Shlabotnik in the bottom of the ninth. Low scoring, one-run games are freaky. Sometimes they can turn on the darnedest things. Like, oh, not CATCHING THE DAMN BASEBALL. But let’s be pragmatic about this:
The Good
Tim Lincecum’s easy 94/95 MPH fastball was better than a million spring wins. At the risk of sounding heretical, I’m far more comfortable losing tonight’s game with Lincecum pitching like that than I would be winning an 8-7 affair in which Lincecum was pulled early before a furious comeback. That’s the luxury of having 161 more regular season games. I’m not as big of a velocity snob as some folks were during DEFCON Timmy last year, but it certainly helps when he has a little extra on his fastball.
Brandon Belt has a fantastic approach. Even when he made outs, he looked good. When he had a Kirk Rueter swing against Jonathan Broxton, obviously looking for a fastball he didn’t get, he calmed himself and controlled the rest of the at-bat. I think he has a good chance to make this team out of camp as soon as this season.
It didn’t mean a lot, but the part of me that still hangs onto the psychology of baseball -- loosely defined as finding intangible evidence to support your preconceived notions -- likes that Pat Burrell hit a home run off Jonathan Broxton. The Giants probably don’t even make the playoffs if Broxton was any good in the second half, and everyone knows it. A quick 1-2-3 wouldn’t have counted as an extra loss, but maybe there’s a 3% chance that it would have puffed Broxton up. Mentally, I mean.
The Bad
I’m not worried about Miguel Tejada’s throws to second; I’m worried about his range. I’m not worried about Buster Posey’s throws to third; I’m worried about my wife leaving me for him. I’m not especially worried about the Giants’ defense catching the ball. I’m worried about a few of them getting close enough to the ball to attempt a catch. So as far as ways to lose a game, this one stings, but it doesn’t feel like an omen game.
Well, except for the not-scoring part. Maybe we’ll look back in August, with the Giants sitting at 400 runs and Kershaw with a 6.45 ERA, and think, man, we should have seen the signs early. Doubtful, though. Clayton Kershaw is kind of a monster when he has his command. While it’s fun to laugh at the Royals and Tigers for whiffing on Lincecum in the 2006 draft, part of me wants to poke both of the scouting directors from those organizations who didn’t take Kershaw either. He is a bad Dodger, by which I mean he’s a really good Dodger.
If Santiago Casilla isn’t throwing 95 MPH, he’s the waiver bait he was before he came to the Giants. He picked it up in the later part of the inning, but his velocity has been down all spring. It’s not panic time, but it’s not not panic time.
The Ugly
Randy Johnson retired, and so did the punchline to this bit. But we could probably find some ugly if we tried.

I actually kind of enjoy Orel Hershiser the broadcaster. And, sure, he was a Dodger great, but he wasn’t the worst Giant in the world, either. But he really is kind of a goony bird.
A loss. It wasn’t a fun loss. They rarely are. But it wasn’t a sob-in-yer-ale loss. It was just a good game kind of loss. Except for that part where they DIDN’T CATCH THE DAMNED BALL, but that’s just quibbling.
Dang it. I hate it when the Giants lose to the Dodgers.
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I'm just gonna ignore everything but Brandon Belt, defensive wise.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
But Pablo’s dive!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Shit.
Ignoring everyone but Belt and Pablo’s dive, defense wise.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
And Timmy’s throwout in the first? Bad bobble, but great GREAT recovery
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I managed to forget the good in the defense because of that shitty inning.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...
I’m just trying to stay optimistic (Me? optimistic? HA! That’s a first)
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
THAT WAS MY BOY!!!! FUCK YEAH
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Well then, be proud of your son. But where’s the rage?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
look down
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THERE we go, I kinda missed seeing it.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I'm BACK, bitches!
I think the Giants gave us this shitfest just to end my sabbatical.
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I was wondering when you would curse without censoring yourself again.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
these games count
it was spring training for everyone!
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And bondslegend has been working out . . . in HELL!!!!^^^
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Mar 31, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The ESPN people kept talking about how he should have gotten the double play and I was thinking WTF, that was a great play!
Fuck ESPN.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
The first thing valentine did was question the umpire's call
on a play where he was clearly right. Total fucking asshat
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It was a really nice play, but it was more a fall than a dive
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Mar 31, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
AND ...!
He’s on a one-hit game hit streak!
"Sharp grounder hit to Uribe to Thompson, for one, to Clark- DOUBLE PLAY!"
by FanFavoriteNo36 on Mar 31, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that sucked
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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Mar 31, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
this is a good point
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I think or at least I’m hoping that it was just opening day jitters. We’ll show them tomorrow that tonight was just a fluke. On the bright side, we’re still the champions AND we’ll have Kruk and Kuip tomorrow.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Sharks score again, up 2-0
So there IS that…
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Why the fuck was Andres Torres swinging after Quo threw 6 straight balls? That was utterly boneheaded. That was our biggest opportunity to get a rally going… Not sure what he was thinking.
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
He did nooooot look good tonight
D:
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Opening Day Jitters. Nothing to see here
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
praying you're right
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So am I, but SOMEONE has to stay optimistic right?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Indeed. Move along folks…
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by gallo del cielo on Mar 31, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
There goes their 162-0 record.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
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161-1 is still nice
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
tejada’s costing at least five, so probably 156-6.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
. . . of some games from ’09 and early last year. We prefer not to think about them.
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by gallo del cielo on Mar 31, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not worried about Buster Posey’s throws to third; I’m worried about my wife leaving me for him.
Thanks Grant for that.
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Ssory Doc
At first I felt better...
I thought, well if Grant’s wife leaves Grant for Buster, then at least I know my wife won’t leave me for Buster.
Then I thought, what if ALL our wives leave us for Buster??
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
by tobias on Mar 31, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
/Opens Envelope
“Things said in Texas compounds”
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Things and people I want to go straight to hell and never come back:
1. Clayton Kershaw and his stupid donkey-fucking face. Fuck that guy.
2. Orel Hershieser and Bobby Valentine, who couldn’t stop sucking said donkey-fucker’s balls long enough to, you know, call the baseball game
3. Pitcher win/loss records. What the fuck. You don’t give up a single earned run and you get a loss. And this is what people use to judge somebody’s eligibility for the hall of fame. Fuck that shit.
4. The dodgers.
Fuck. So this is what it feels like to be pissed off about a Giants game. It’s been awhile. Fuck this shit.
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
NEEDZ MOAR CAPS LOCK
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
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I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S MAD
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OH MY GOD I FORGOT MIGUEL TEJADA
Jesus christ. We have to watch this stupid asshole play SS for 150 games this year?! He’s juan uribe without the plate discipline.
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seriously
please dear god play one of them over him. This guy is even worse than Renteria. Fucking hell.
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I thought
that the best case scenario when he was signed was that he would hit as well as Uribe and field like Renteria when he was injured. LOL OPTIMISM
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I would rather have DeRosa there.
His bat is better and I am not sure he could manage to be worse defensively.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
this
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I'd rather have ME there
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So would I.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
Or youth.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
since when does Uribe have plate discipline?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
/thatsthejoke image.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL IRONY
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21 balls in a row!
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Mar 31, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, WTF. Miguel Tejada deserves the most rage.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
IKR
I’m rusty
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also
I didn’t see the whole game. Just his utter failure in the 9th, which anyone could see coming from 3 miles away
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He had an utter failure that set up the Posey throwing error.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
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You missed his utter failure every other at bat, plus his utter failure at throwing to second base.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so glad he's making 6.5 million and we'll be seeing him at SS for 149 more games
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There’s always the possibility that Brandon Crawford will …
Oh, fuck.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Crawford would at least be a defensive asset
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
this
I would rather have an automatic out who can play defense than a pile of shit who can do fuck all and is making 6 million bucks.
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!!!
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/bococbr01.shtml
Also searching for him led me to this page
http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=bocock001—-
is crawford that bad too?
I admit to not knowing. But looking at those numbers made my eyes bleed
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not *that* bad
I’m slightly more optimistic than GP, I think right now Crawford would hit .225/.300/.330 with +5 < X < +10 defense
That offense is a lot more than 5-10 runs below average
He’s replacement level. At best.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
So something like Alcides Escobar?
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Jack Wilson is available
It’s probably inevitable at this point too. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
True. I guess I’m still assuming Tejaja can do more at the plate than Crawford. LOLME.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s probably a better bet that Tehaha can.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
Brandon Crawford is awful.
You think Miguel Tejada is bad. Crawford would have a .500 OPS in the majors.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
.500 better than Tejada!
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 31, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
this
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not thinking this out
The man hit .236/.332/.366 last year in A and AA. He is not better than Miguel Tejada.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
YES HE IS BECAUSE MY IRRATIONAL HATRED SAYS HE IS OK FUCK YOUR STATS, COMPUTER BOY
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
excuse me
“not a better hitter than Miguel Tejada”.
LOL RUNNING AND FIELDING
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by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
a light is gonna go on in fresno. he’s gonna rake.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
Yeah OK
He’s gotten worse for three straight years. Color me skeptical.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I don't think you know what that word means
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It comes after violet in the spectrum! ROYGBIVS
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"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t listen to one second of the ESPN broadcast.
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Ssory Doc
I give him a 9.4 for passion.
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by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
3 – The run was unearned.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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yeah, I know. No "earned" runs
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Ah I read it wrong.
Same sentence with different meaning.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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your emPHAsis was on the wrong syLAble
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Indeed.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Orel and Bobby both have weird voices. I mean, if they’re going to say asinine things we may as well have Joe Morgan in the booth, because as annoying as he was at least his voice sounded nice.
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yes
and having him meant having miller. This announcing team is a fucking disgrace to the profession.
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I kind of liked ’em actually. Especially Dan Shulman.
by Dan from NM on Mar 31, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn’t think Hershiser and Valentine were pro-Kershaw or Dodgers but they did talk way too much.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
by SFGuy on Mar 31, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed on both counts, SF.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Mar 31, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes I forget
how nice it is to turn on any AM radio and be able to ignore national coverage. Especially when one listens next to a pool in Sonoma County… on March 31! Suck it America!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions
ugh
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just flat annoying. Orel: "could we please have a decision on Sunday's projected starters? Is Zito going to pitch? We need to know who to prepare for? " (giggle, giggle) - fuck you Orel...
it’s not your neck that is stiffer than a one legged baboon with typhoid, so shut the fuck up and Boch will tell you who the Game 4 pitcher is when he is ready.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
More specifically, his fist pump at the end, like he/they actually DID something.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
or how about Uribe getting mad when Timmeh hit him? Juan, you are an automatic out...Timmeh hitting you was a big mistake. Be grateful you got on base against a future HOFer. A-hole
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed that
What did he do? Stare him down?
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t remember seeing much I just remember him taking a really long time to get to 1B. I’d be pissed too if I was hit in the elbow by a 90+ mph fastball but I don’t think anything big happened.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
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I'd like to add
Fuck the ESPN production crew. Give me a non-worthless camera angle on pitches fuckholes. If you want to show the runners on base use this brand spanking new technology called A Picture Within A Completely Different Picture (we’ll need to work on the name).
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
by marcello on Mar 31, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What was with the backstop camera? That is not the way to show pitches.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
When I read the captions (I was out watching the game, so the restaurant put up the captions), the only time I remember them using that backstop camera was to see if Nate would not/run on a 3-2 count.
And then Torres promptly hit a foul ball right below the backstop camera.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Pic-ception?
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
by baetown415 on Apr 1, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
I had the biggest smile reading all of this, lol.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell that to Barry Zito losing on a one-hitter and Uribe fielding error!
September 14, 2010
Kershawed
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
LOL PUFFY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Timmy 95
i’ll be okay
off to pore over wartime logs and unit journals …
Dad of Ryan Rohlinger: world champion.
Timmy average 93
..which is better than 2009-10, though not as good as 2007-8, when he averaged 94.
Eli Whiteside thinks Woody Guthrie’s socialist-leaning tune “This Land is Your Land” is a better choice than the jingoistic, warmongering anthem we have now. Or he just remembered he left the stove one.
DeRosa also just remembered Whiteside left the stove on.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
As for this game:
Meh.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Frustrating because it was against the Dodgers. But mostly Meh.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
3 errors and 1 passed ball doesn't equal "sharp".....let's be glad it happened today and not last game.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Huff's KNBR station ID
pure comedy genius…I want it as my ringtone!!!
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what did he say?
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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10
I need to hear this
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
Is it weird that I feel like Tejada was a reasonable signing but also is going to be a huge boondoggle?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Yes. It is wrong. HORRIBLE signing.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
It's pretty much how I'm feeling right now
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
So how much rope does Teablahblah get?
FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
6.5 million
worth every penny!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
Until he gets hurt and Fontenot plays better than him?
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I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
I’m not sure if the noodle arm is better or worse than the no-aim cannon.
I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
how about the floppy tendons?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
He didn't look bad in the last exhibition game.
That’s the only time I have seen him live.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Or he just remembered he left the stove one.
He left the stove one what? What one thing did he leave the stove? I HAVE TO KNOW!
I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
On the bright side
Pat Burrell: 162 homeruns
Carter Jurica!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 31, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
I'll buy that for a dollar.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
Fucking asshats didn't give me a reason to use this gif during the game, I'll just use it now.

I'm still waiting for John Johnstone to come off the DL.
by yankeessuck8991 on Mar 31, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Cake Boss,
great episode
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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Mar 31, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s the story behind this one?
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Never mind
I thought that was Kevin Frandsen
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s Dawson.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
hava rec! I love Cookie Monster!!!
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WOW! Epic reply fail!!!! LOL
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LOL U
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
totally…I wear the cone of shame on this one!
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is it anything like the cones animals wear to keep from itching themselves when they are having problems?
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My dog gets all depressed when I put that on her. She even walks into walls to try getting it off.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
what do you mean it wasn’t a reply fail? it came under the gif of Dawson in his mom’s denim shirt!
btw-MY COUSIN IS SAFE FOR ANOTHER WEEK ON AMERICAN IDOL!!!!! my evening has been saved (still woulda liked a Giants win though)
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Click the up on your post. It goes to Cookie Monster.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
oh. tee-hee :-|
Yeah, so that totally didn’t, like, HAPPEN! I iz smrt!
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this sub thread makes me LOLZ
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
my job here is done lol…I take it you’ve never seen UP? Otherwise you would know the “cone of shame” reference
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I try not to watch kids movies unless a “lady friend” makes me see one.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
You’re missing out. Up is a wonderful movie.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
SO.MUCH.THIS how could you NOT see UP, Fenton’s Creamery is featured in it….reppin’ the Bay Area! Ooo-OOO! lulz, wtf is wrong with me tonight, baseball season is seriously messin with my sanity!
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did you seriously just go Ooo-OOO? yeah, you are acting quite silly tonight!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
I KNOW! McC brings the silly out in me…or I’ve been watching too much Amy Poehler & Tina Fey…I promise I’ll calm down…
Oh NOES! I just realized, I’ll be at the game & won’t be able to join in the fun in here :( now I haz a sad
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I guess I’ll have to see it then?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
It’s a good movie.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Also every other Pixar movie. I guess you could skip Cars, but most people liked that one, too.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
yes, ALL Pixar movies! I don’t get all the hate for Cars, I loved it, but I am my father’s daughter, he’s a “car guy”. Now Cars 2….. not so much
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Cars 2 worries me.
But I also know that I am in no way the target for that movie. And its already going to be a blockbuster. My 8 year old and 4 year old nephews are counting down the days till it comes out.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Watching this make me want to watch every Pixar movie again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBH1dcHoL6Y
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG! How have I never seen this! THX! :)
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A guy on another forum I post on only made it a few weeks ago, apparently Pixar saw it and liked it enough to tweet about it.
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"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
a-mazing! also, I would like to add, anyone who doesn’t cry during “the” scene in Toy Story 3 has no heart
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Confession
I haven’t seen TS3 yet.
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by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Go get that fixed right now.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I’ve been meaning to, just haven’t gotten around to it.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Get around to it now.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I’ve got important stuff to do! Like figure out why Youtube has a button for making everything look like it’s 1911. This is kind of dumb, I’m going to watch Toy Story.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
friday looks particularly amusing in this format
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11/1/10
holy shit dude
I thought I was the last person in the world to see it. It’s amazing
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
eh
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh
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by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never really been a fan of any of the Toy Story’s. Which is weird cause I like most of the other Pixar movies.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
CUE THE CLAY DAVIS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
what?!?!?!? Aww come on that’s one of the best trilogies ever made!
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Again, eh. I’m not saying they’re bad, they’re quite smart, just never got into them.
Monsters Inc, though, that one always gets me. And Finding Nemo.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh and Up. The first 15 minutes of Up made me BALL. And I am not a crier.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
me either
and I did too. Jesus that was so unexpected
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And so well done! No dialogue yet it completely conveyed the message!
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention that half the movie made me teary. And when they ate at Fentons it KILLED me, cause that’s where I always went with my dad.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
they're awesome with the no dialogue stuff
wall-e was amazing too
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Buscando a Nemo?
I’ve only watched it in Spanish for class.
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
I’ve actually seen Cars, and I enjoyed it.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
And its at the bottom of the pixar movies in my oponion.
Still good, but the rest are better.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Wow.
if you separate yourself from “kids movies” you are missing out on so many great movies.
And I feel sorry for you.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Yep click up and your replied to the right post. And who’s your cousin?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Stefano Langone :) my dad & his dad are 1st cousins.
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Ah gotcha, yeah I want Thia to win =P
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
ummmmm….. well, your fluffy cat is cute! Did you name it Madison or Bumgarner? Is your dog similarly named after a WS Champion?
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Um….I’m a dog person DUDE XD
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
+1
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Though I DO enjoy the LOLCats and kitty pics on NN teehee
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
NN? Niners Nation or something? IDK, I think there are some amazing photoshop wizards here…was kinda surprised no one busted out a “rally animals in casts” pic…or is that solely for emergency post-season purposes?
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Emergency post-season/September
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
oh geez, that would have been such a n00b post on my part if I had asked for some…whew-dodged that bullet!
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No, not really…it would’ve been pretty cool
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
think I woulda gotten yelled at… I’m still pretty green (no pun intended) around here
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No you’re not. You more or less know your way around the meme’s here.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
THAT’S what I shoulda requested…these threads needed moar Huff memes…like that one about the Virgin Islands…hi-larious!!!
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/snort
that would have been interesting
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I wish I knew where they hide them… they’re epic, mostly cuz of that great pic of Huff with that goofy grin on his face…I would have one for my wallpaper on my phone!
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Look for any of Natto’s posts. He has a link in his sig of a database of images used on McC…they may be on there
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I coulda done that, but I just posted a request down thread /lolazy
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lol isn’t laziness MY job?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
/facepalm oh jeezy creezy! I told you the threads were moving too fast for me!!!!! D:
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Are you telling me I multi-task better than a teacher? /shock
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
just this once, enjoy it, it won’t happen again! lol
also, I really hope everyone got that outta their system cuz I…just…can’t with that again. threads shouldn’t move at the speed of sound!
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Oh come on! Don’t be a killjoy. We had enough practice during our World Series run!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
nope, “deal” is implied ;D then maybe I’m just rusty? I don’t remember it getting that nuts during the WS. I didn’t post in the off season (cuz I’m a wimins & don’t understandz the stats of it all) but I always read every post, guess I’m not at full YEAH strength yet
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Nonsense…it got THAT crazy during the World Series. ESPECIALLY during the post-game threads
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
ok, ok, uncle! I’m clearly rusty from lack of Giants baseball and steady employment…will fix this before home opener! geez… ;)
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Or.. you could just fix it RIGHT NOW!
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GET IN POST-SEASON SHAPE DAMNIT!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
now who’s bein silly? :-P
YEAH! Another skinny sub-thread… we did it! har har har
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Silly? Never. Mdizzle and I are even keel!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
YEAH! What he said!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
you guys are rock stars!
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Party like a Rockstar! Party like a Rockstar!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
/turns away from dizzle like I don’t know him.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Oy! Look at me when I’m trying to embarrass you! /turns FTK around
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I thought being embarrassing was MY job
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Nah, I think we’re just a trio of embarrassment.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
hey, for me it’s a step up, from invisible to embarrassing! woo-hoo!
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speak for yourselves! you guys are the embarrassing ones!
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by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re embarrassing by association!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
oh okay, that’s alright I suppose
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus, Invisible + Annoying = You’re the embarrassing one XD
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I’m invisible? Sad :(
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Me: Annoying
SoCal: Invisible
You: Embarrassing
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
/Sigh… Fine I accept the fact I am an embarrassment.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Consider that AI was taped for the west coast, someone should have told you to avoid any heartbreaks.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Is this before they ruined the cookie monster by turning him into an all vgetable eating mockery of his former self?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions
He still eats cookies. Just as a “sometimes food”
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 1, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions
The Cookie Monster doesn’t eat cookies? Wuh?
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
He’s no longer monstrous about it.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Does he still need a cigarette afterwards?
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
I don't know what was worse.
Watching our defense nob goblin it up or the fact that I had to watch this game from Oregon…
Still can't believe I got Jonathan Sanchez's autograph at Fry's in Sunnyvale 2008.
Belt
has taken me like Posey did last year. Kid looks like such a pro! But he’ll be banished to Fresno when Ross returns.
literally could not be worse than tejada
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He's lefty
And he’d still be better than Tejada. just a bad signing, would’ve been better off bringing back Renteria or Uribe.
by Carlosologist on Mar 31, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
NFW
DNW Uribe for 3 years. Nooooo
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But if he helps us win for the next year and maybe next?
It’s tough for me. We are in kind of a win now mode, and I don’t think Tejada could help that.
But I am still upset how quick Sabean signed Tejada.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
IDK
I think Uribe was a bit of a mirage last year. I think Tejada was a big mistake but giving Uribe 3 years would have been a disaster IMO
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11/1/10
I was in the minority camp
that thought that Uribe could produce for another 2 years.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
well you have more faith than I
I think he joined LA just in time to fall off a cliff
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11/1/10
I loved how Uribe did the “Jazz hands” on the fly out to Torres.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Everything in the air is Jazz hands worthy!
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
yeah Juan, welcome to Dodger Stadium where homers die on the warning track.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If that happens
I will be as happy as anyone else.
I am just a little worried though. Just a bit.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
At least Tejada is only one year.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
yeah
but still. I’d rather they just put DeRosa and Fontenot there.
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11/1/10
unfortunately, Fontenot can't do it...he is really a 2b utility guy and an emergency SS...DeRosa is a better option, but not for 162 games. Bartlett would have been a better route to go.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re 1 game into the season and I’m already ready for DeRosa to be the starting shortstop. Not good.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Renteria was only 2 years!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
how about just drafting a Royce Clayton-like shortstop and stop the Zombie signings at that position...Rent, Uribe, Tejada for multiple millions of dollars?- holy shit
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
bold-fonted posts are bold
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11/1/10
let's table this
until we have not seen $7M/1 year contracts for 2012 and 2013 to Jack Wilson/Yuniesky Betancourt
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
We're already behind last year's pace
We were 1-0 last year winning 5-2.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
/DEFENESTRATES
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11/1/10
Dang it. I hate it when the Giants lose to the Dodgers.
Me too. We’ll get’m tomorrow (I hope).
Warning, angry Giants fan on the loose.
Hope won’t get you anywhere. But if you BELIEVE it…you will achieve it…
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Sure worked for that NBA Title the Warriors won a couple years ago.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It worked for us last October didn’t it?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I always assumed it was the whole lot of little things. But I always found it weird that Huff retired the thing that brought us a championship.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
now that was funny.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I did not enjoy losing to the Dodgers. I’m not quite as upset about it as I expected to be, but I would much rather that not happen again. That is all.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 31, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Something about the anticipation of the WS ring ceremony coming up dulls the pain.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Disappointing game, but it was just a regular Giants game that didn’t quite go their way.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Except for the bad defense I think. I found that pretty frustrating.
I feel prickishly demanding!
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by giantsfansince1981 on Mar 31, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in this line....why?
because bad defense trumps good pitching.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Kershaw is pretty good.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Mar 31, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that as well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sanchez.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well
minus the 3 errors on stupid stupid things.
But yeah. It was a Giants kind of loss.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I disliked Tejada’s defense.
I wish Torres didn’t swing at the third pitch after getting ahead 2-0 during his lengthy battle with Kuo.
The Dodger fans got to yell, “The Giants SUCK” while watching their team win their home opener.
But the other side to the coin is…THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES.
LOL BEACH BALL DELAY OF GAME
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I think Eric Byrnes thinks he’s Henry Rollins.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
,
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Mar 31, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He just ripped this idea off from ze frank
not sure why this is popular.
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11/1/10
Dude – it’s like you just discovered these and couldn’t wait to use every. single. last. one.
I USED TO NOT BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Mar 31, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's cool that you just discovered the James Van Der Meme blog
But please try not to over do it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Mar 31, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Buster looks like he is going to cry in these interviews
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
I'm sure he wanted to win his first opening day
probably feels responsible
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11/1/10
Isn't there supposed to be a limit on the number of gifs posted in the post game thread
(and no it isn’t a reply fail)
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
yeah
i mean i posted a gif myself cuz im a doucher
but post game threads are supposed to be normally gif free in thought
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Mar 31, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
We're only gonna lose 62 games, got this one outta the way, that means all the happy wins are still in front of us!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Job 1:14-15
by bigboneded on Mar 31, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
lol no
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11/1/10
Giants face Babs tomorrow. Have they ever beaten him (rhetorical, btw) ? Seems like he’s pitched his best vs. the Giants.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yay, Pickles!!!
Sharks up 3-0 in the 2nd
FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
Phillies AND Giants doomed
Both are on the cover of the current issue of SI (Phillies starters and Buster Posey), the Baseball Preview issue.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
My Phillies fan friend and I are devastated.
My adopted son: Jose Casilla.
Man of the Crazy Sink. And owner of a 103 ZiPS ERA+ in 2011.
I'm not sure that Orel is a good broadcaster
but I was relieved to hear him speaking as it gave me a break from those other two. He also usually brought the discussion back to the game – which player was to bat, what the count was, and who had the advantage, etc.
Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!
He had a ‘I know exactly what strategy each team should take’ attitude and seemed almost annoyed when the teams didn’t follow his ‘advice,’ which got grating at a certain point – even though I’m pretty sure he knows enough to have a legit opinion on those topics.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Bobby V pissed me off more than Orel.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
when orel lost me:
in the 9th he was sucking off Kershaw talking about “here he is, beating Cy Young winners”, then literally 2 seconds later Pat hit the HR. I wanted so bad for that stupid motherfucker to have to eat his words. You don’t do that shit when you’re supposed to be a professional. That’s Hawk Harrelson level.
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11/1/10
It's going to be worse on Saturday
Karros is calling the game on Fox.
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I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
fortunately, we can't see that game
also: I will be working. I love saturdays because I get to listen to jon call games while working
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11/1/10
Really, don’t they all do that? Kershaw was fantastic. His getting praised doesn’t really bother me.
What pisses me off is watching the Giants kick the fucking ball around all day.
I didn't mind the praise
I minded the slobbering all over him and saying how the Dodgers were basically world series champs because they looked good on OPENING NIGHT. The parts I heard had a very “hometown radio” vibe to them.
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11/1/10
THEY HUNG WITH THE WORLD CHAMPS AND DIDN'T BACK DOWN DUDE!!
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11/1/10
The world champs of throwing to third base
And letting breaking balls cross the middle of the strike zone in the 8th
yes
hence why I was so fucking pissed when he said that. It was such bullshit
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11/1/10
I'm just glad we play tomorrow.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
LOL Dodger fan coworker.
Good to know the Dodgers and their fans never think of the Giants huh?

He’s blue, and I am black, and some random weirdo is Red.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
jesus christ
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11/1/10
I like some good shit-talking, but at least TRY to make some kind of over emotional argument.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Mar 31, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So what does it mean if we win tomorrow?
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN IT!!
We’re in last place!!
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Also the Dodgers are in first place.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK THAT NOISE
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11/1/10
Shift-A
I’m just here for the bondslegend rage, don’t mind me.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
it's right up there ^
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11/1/10
(hint: it's green. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLLZ)
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11/1/10
No worries, I found it. But there should be more anger directed to Miguel Tejaja.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
opening day jitters!
give a guy a break!
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11/1/10
I can’t, I’m your wife, I’m supposed to nag you constantly, right?
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a room!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, when you keep following us around saying this, it’s hard to find a little privacy
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously
I thought it was kind of creepy last night
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11/1/10
I know, right?
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Not my fault you two talk in such a public place!
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, I don’t care if it is public, I’ve decided to cast you as Creepy Zito and run with the maymay
/deal with it gif
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Go enjoy that blow pop, Prussian!
I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, so, so dirty, Chop!
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and did I tell you, my friend brought me a blow pop the other day when we met up because of the discussion you and I had on twitter. LOLOL
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Says the one with the unintentional innuendo!
And, LOLOL, that is hilarious.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HAH touche
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11/1/10
You Twitter twits are so weird.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
or AWESOME!
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11/1/10
I’m going with AWESOME
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, definitely weird.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
And confusing
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Nah
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, all the cool kids are on twitter.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
YEE
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
boom
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11/1/10
Not true
I’m not.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Who said you were cool? (I kid, I kid.)
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I kid. You old.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
ICWUDT
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL OLD
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I'M NOT MUCH OLDER THAN YOU
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
This
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
BL rage is classic. I hope there is not a repeat tomorrow.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
When he’s in midseason form, bondslegend can rage even when the Giants are winning. I love it!
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
MIKE FONTENOT LIKE REALLY WTAF
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
What The Amazing Fuck?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Actual Fuck
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, of course.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
He saves his best rage for Twitter.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
This is true, but the beauty of MCC is that he doesn’t have to limit his rage to 140 characters or less which makes for some epic rants.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
MCC: Serious thought provoking questions don’t come flying out of our sarcastic brains quite as quickly as flippant answers
by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Twitter limits the flow.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 31, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Twitter:
the cock ring of the intertubes.
by shaggingflyballs on Apr 1, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
nah
I left Tejada off my list of people and things that I want to go straight to hell and not come back. That’s rookie-level shit right there.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
Oh THOSE Giants
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Posey
Bad things I noticed Posey did:
-Let catchable ball go to the backstop and the runner advanced into scoring position(might have been glare of sun in center)
- Threw away ball to Pablo at third and the Kemp scores(shouldn’t have even attempted it)
-Possibly calls for a looping curve from Casilla to Loney who nails it for a RBI double.(I’ve seen Loney hit those a lot and thats how Casilla has been throwing it. Though Casilla might have called for it.)
-Initially didn’t run hard on the ball hit in the 9th(might have been hurting because he was jammed)
-Keeps getting jammed at the plate.
DFA him!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Forget Bengie! Bring back AJ!!
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Platoon!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Tom Berenger!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Maybe someone would trade for him?
We could get some Single A scrub.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
POSEY 4 CAIN!!
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
MCC: Serious thought provoking questions don’t come flying out of our sarcastic brains quite as quickly as flippant answers
by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Done, done, and done.
I feel like a genius.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 31, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're going to nitpick somebody for one not so good game
Pick someone other than the ROY who helped the Giants win their first World Series in San Francisco Giants history.
Thanks
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I know it’s just one game. No big deal. I just wanted to point those things out.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 31, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Your observations are solid. He can't let a knucklehead like Pablo entice him to make that throw. That was a little league mistake.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sooo
I’ll ask …. what with all the Dawson gifs?
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Some nob just discovered that meme apparently.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
I’m completely unfamiliar with this maymay
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
james vander memes
the worst idea in the history of ideas
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
You haven’t been around here for the Rebecca Black meme.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Excuse you
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh jesus
that shit even invaded here??
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
Invaded? It got a hero’s welcome.
"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I think pretty much everything invades here.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
jponry and shanghaijim are fans, meaning it’s sticking around for a while.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
holy shit. You are shitting me right? What?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
Those two kept it alive.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
WE-WE-WE SO EXCITED.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
is this that Friday song BS? I told the classes I was subbing in today that anyone who sings a word of it automatically get’s detention /wielding my power of authority lulz
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Oh noes! Anything but a detention! Don’t call my parents! D;
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Catholic school, it’s not just my authority I wield…but HIS :D LOL
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Ok that is just plain evil yo! Do unto others and all that jazz!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
lulz, you think I would actually do that? I told you, they love me, they think I’m hilarious! btw I think the word “jazz” should be forever banned from these parts :( /betrayal
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
o rly? are you sure they don’t fear you? And HEY! I play the saxophone! Jazz is like ALL I play! Not cool
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I know, the hs band geek in me dies a little each time someone brings up “jazz” hands now :( I feelz ur painz
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
It’s fun playing Kenny G on the sax…annoying trying to follow his runs though. Yeah…it gives me a sad when I hear the word “jazz” but then I remember that he helped win us a world series so…
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I too have had to ban the “Friday” song from my room. It must stop at the threshold, upon pain of detention.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Apr 1, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
/plays guitar, is amazing at life.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
/plays piano, saxophone, guitar, AND sings. teehee
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
plays piano, flute, sax, drums, trombone, percussion, xylophone and OH I just blew your mind! /bandgeek’d
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
piano, guitar, bass guitar, mandolin, banjo, violin, harmonica, recorder, and i sing. BAM.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even know what the mandolin is..
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No instrument and can’t sing.
I win!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
how foolish of me to forget the recorder. and what about the handbells? What’s that? don’t know what handbells are? HA!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I know what handbells are. I’m a music minor. :P
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
A diehard Giants fan who is a music minor, knows what a handbell is, knows how horrible goldilocks food can be and plays a boatload of instruments? Holy crap I may have found someone I would actually get along with….do I know you in real-life? o_O
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
LOL. I really shouldn’t say anything bad about Goldilocks food since, uh, my extended family owns one.
But, maybe? LOL, I don’t know.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL I actually like Goldilocks’ cakes, and boat tarts (Holy Crap those things are amazing). But yeah, one of my grammar school classmates, his dad manages the one in San Bruno or something along those lines.
I have no idea either XD
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Haha, yeah. My family only owns a bake shop and they have some great desserts. The actual food, meh. (the one my family owns is in the Philippines, though, lol.)
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
And that is why our people wind up getting diabetes. Hmm…In-N-Out and Krispy Kream in the same parking lot? That’s cultural terrorism I tell you!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
LOL
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only one who noticed that their location is smack dab in the middle of two places you’ll end up if you OD on a Lincecum Special or Box of donuts? Seton Medical Center up the hill, and Duggan’s Serra Mortuary in the other direction. Conspiracy? You tell me. o_o
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
wait, what? someone said catholic schoolgirl
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, catholic schoolTEACHER. Completely different
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
hmmm well that could work too? LOL
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL at least it would be legal
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
how do you think I became a catholic school teacher? remember-Lancer alum!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Lancer? Like St. Francis HS?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL not as good as St Ignatius XD
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
really, how’s your baseball team this year?
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
lol both of you
/De La Salle
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lol not co-ed
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
girls, right.across.the.street.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
lol u
you do know that makes us mortal enemies now, don’t you?
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
sure did! class of ’92 (read: OLD)
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
holy shit! really?? lol me, I had it backwards, I thought SI was the boyz school & DLS was co-ed! XD
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
……wow epic fail right there. Why do you think Riordan hated us so much??
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
IDK, wasn’t aware of the Sharks/Jets war waging in SF when I was in hs lol
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
LOL ok in fairness basically every high school in SF (and Serra for some weird reason) hated us. I never understood why…granted I wasn’t as wealthy as my classmates (YAY FINANCIAL AID!)
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
yeah, yeah, “our football team is LEGENDARY!!!!” blah blah blah…
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
lol not my senior year! we lost the winning streak :(
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So YOU’RE the weakest link!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I still can’t go to Washington (where we lost).
/Haz a Sad :(
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually think I heard about that loss in like 2003? I was shocked. But hey, you guys are still technically undefeated in California…except in 2007 when you guys lost in CIF championship I believe
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Close, 2005. They have lost a couple of times in CA now, but still never in Northern California
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, who wants to be part of a boring old tradition? I’d rather be remembered for sucking the soul out of the student body and alumni for breaking the streak! ;D
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
shush you!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone say Catholic School Karaoke?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Mar 31, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that picture is, ummmmmm interesting.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
540 Club throws a good party, s’all I’m saying.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Mar 31, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a friend of yours? Or a random girl you took a picture of?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Friend of mine.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Mar 31, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, okay.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Random: someone played a prank and made it Curtis Granderson’s at-bat song today.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that is hilarious
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as funny as when Griffey, Jr had the Mariners PA play “Nutcracker Suite” when Beltre returned after being hit by a baseball below the belt (he wasn’t wearing a cup).
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
That will always win.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm actually kind of over it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
McCovey Chronicles is Rebecca Black central. Also that song is still stuck in my head.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
SUBJECT LINE
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/friday-lyrics-rebecca-black.html ]
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after … wards
I don’t want this weekend to end
gang fight, gang fight, the gang is down to fight YEAH
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
by kezargiants on Mar 31, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
oh good, cuz it felt a little bitchy…probably should have added a /clicks subject line or a lulz or something
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
:)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
please tell me your fandom is ironic
please.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
Well
Of course it’s ironic. No one actually likes the song.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
Come on
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
A girl here in my 2nd pd just started singing it before the bell rang. The boys all cheered when I told her to stop and never do it again lest she provoke termination with extreme prejudice.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Apr 1, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I’m here now, I’ll be making up al the memes from now on!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
AL THE MEMES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
See?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SEE?
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Al your memes are belong to uz.
FtF: Welcome to Opposite Season!
McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.
Al the Memes is one of the gangster names from Goodfellas
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Does he know Donny Two Times?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Al just keeps telling the same stories over and over. Eventually, Joe Pesci shoots him.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Apr 1, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I liked it when Jon Miller went on and on about how much of a fatass Broxton was.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He’s fatter. He’s always been big, but he looks even bigger now.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Ssory Doc
As well as him making fun of the White Sox announcer.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t hear this, but I love knowing it happened :)
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
he busted out the vin impression in the last ST game
it was fucking awesome.
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I was listening to that game but I was so hopped up on Rx drugs I missed most of it going in an out of consciousness
I so want to hear him do Vin Scully swearing!
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
the anti pablo
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Honestly
The only thing I saw tonight that could be a problem all season is Tejada.
No shame in getting shut down by Kershaw. Dude is good.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Also, and this is already universally known, Burrell is not a good outfielder.
He should have caught that ball from Gwynn and then he bobled it.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 31, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, but that didn't cost them a run. Walking Kemp 3 times, bad defense and bad 8th AND walking Kemp by Casilla spelled "L".
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by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I know nobody is watching Chronicle Live
But man is Greg Papa a Barry Zito lover.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He called a lot of Zito’s starts when he announced A’s games.
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
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I hope that doesn’t get too in the way of his Bengie loving.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Mark Purdy is an idiot. Basically said the Giants fans are glad Zito is possibly hurt.
I don’t like Zito pitching, but there’s nothing personally wrong with him.
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Because we all are looking forward to Runzler starting!
Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Mar 31, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
They were talking about Vogelsong
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I’d actually like to see Vogelsong be part of the bullpen if Mota or whoever flames out (presuming Vogelsong continues the way he has)
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would I want out perfectly good fifth starter to get hurt and have to be replaced by a 6th starter?? That’s just stupid.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I was as anti-Zito as anyone the last half of the year, but Zeets kicked ass in ST and had a solid first half last year. We need him to contribute again out of the gate so, no I'm not happy about his injury and it could set the Giants back.
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by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if you are as anti-Zito as it gets you still shouldn’t wish injury on people, you shouldn’t want him healthy because you think he’ll be good but just because injuries suck period.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
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4 in the net…Pizza you get
Sharks up 4-0 in the 3rd.
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Too bad I don't like hockey
I would probably enjoy it.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Merope you seem to follow hockey closely
Is Vancouver just going to beat the shit out of every1?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
NHL playoffs are a crapshoot.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Except the Sharks... Unfortunately :(
You know exactly how they’re going to do.
Incidentally, I used to hate the Canucks forever, especially during the Bertuzzi years.
However, the Canucks site on SBnation made the music of the day dedicated to my favorite musician who is just about the only interest of mine (besides my own creative endeavors) that I lurve as much as the Giants. So, I guess their fans are cool.
Vancouver is like the coolest place ever, so I’m sort of passively rooting for the Canucks.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
It is, actually
Awesome music scene, and the last couple of really awesome girls I dated ended up being originally from there.
Vancouver used to have this great nude beach…oh wait, did I say that out loud?
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
/blinks
whaaa?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
all the college girls used to go there
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
UBC?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I think so
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
They have some fairly nice looking girls there.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I think the beach used to be near the campus.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Well in THAT case…i know where my next Spring Break is going to be ;)
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Don’t know if it is still there or not, this was 20 years ago.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
DAMNIT!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
A google search indicates, it’s still there. It’s called Wreck Beach (near the campus).
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Spring Break 2012 plans are SET
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
It’s legal, too.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Depends… hockey playoffs are kinda like baseball playoffs in that the hot hand often wins through. This is why Sharks fans are kind of glad that they haven’t breezed through this season, and are getting hot now, not in December.
The other factor is injury. Who can stay healthy, and of your players that ARE injured how much is it screwing up their game.
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It was a perfect storm of bad moves
By people, some of which, aren’t typically made.
I honestly chalk up the pick-off attempt to cockiness. That’ll come back down to earth hard tonight after Matt just sits in the locker room staring at them until they apologize even though he wasn’t even on the mound.
Buster looked worse than I’ve seen him in ages… and possibly ever because I don’t think he’s ever made that big a series of un-Poseylike decisions.
Andres, while not great, and made one poor choice, did do his best to battle back in that at-bat.
But now for the real observations. Brandon is there to play, and honestly looks like he should stay at first. He was on top of EVERYTHING that came his way defensively, and certainly knew when it was the right time to get outs himself. He is a special player, and not just because of the plate discipline (which is AWESOME.), he’s a real talent defensively and THAT’S how you can tell he’s not just a flash in the pan. Now, rookies will break your heart, but I do have some real optimism about him.
Moreso than Tejada, moreso than errant throws, moreso than anything else, I am worried entirely by the prospect of Huff and Burrell corners. Yikes tonight.
by Cap M on Mar 31, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I so agree with all of this, including the pick-off, which might have been spurred by the casual (even taunting) return to the base.
Buster will adjust that, but we’ll pay for Huff and Burrell in the corners.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Apr 1, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dodgers/2011/03/dodgers-giants-matt-kemp-buster-posey-clayton-kershaw-tim-lincecum.html
San Francisco Manager Bruce Bochy said he appreciated that infielder Juan Uribe formed a heart with his hands when he caught the manager’s attention during pregame introductions. Uribe played the previous two seasons with the Giants.
“Good guy, good person, good manager,” Uribe said. “I love the guy a lot. I feel happy when I see the guy.”
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fuck that guy
I’d be happy for him if he was playing anywhere else.
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
cosigned
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t let your guard down. Bean him again to make sure he gets the message.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 31, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
uh no
Not even jokingly
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
Boch, don't buy into his "I love you, you make me happy, here's a heart for you" bullshit. Boch, these are the Dodgers. That wasn't a heart sign...that was the universal sign for "vagina", he was calling you a pu55y.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is way too much of that fucking guy from Dawsons Creek in this thread. wtf
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Mar 31, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
I say we convince Goofus to ban anyone who posts these
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Mar 31, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
YES YES YES
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But I think Natto likes them
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a stupid meme
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
/Drool
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
holy shit yes
i loved that movie. Also, it was the movie that let me know I CAN SEE 3D MOVIES NOW!!! WOOOOOO
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This one also has the original Tron
Which is impossible to find, cause Disney didn’t want people to see how crappy the effects were before they released Legacy and get turned off by it.
But I liked the first one dammit.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
guess where it's not impossible to find
cough torrents cough. I know this one guy (hint: me) who got a 1080p version of the original. pretty amazing
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I’d never use that. Don’t know what you’ll get from downloading there.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
lol windows user
LOL
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Hey now, some of us can’t afford fancy apple computers.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL POOR
just buy an old one on ebay! still better than lol windows
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ps
the only reason I have mine is because uncle sam decided I needed more money than I currently had
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I’m a poor law student. I will be in debt for the next 10-15 years. As my husband, I would think that you would be more concerned about me spending above my means if for nothing else than the implications it has for you.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
not if it means you'll have a superior computing platform!
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shut up, apple boy.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
PC FTW!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
oh how cute
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve used Macs all my life…the only thing I love about them is their battery life
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Macs are like the 2010 Philadelphia Phillies: overrated.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
and while you are at it, the 2011 Phillies.
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by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
no
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can't run from the truth, baby
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever. My dell works just fine, thanks.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
this
I'm still in the old thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t see 3D movies because I can’t see for like an hour after them. It’s like a fucking LSD trip
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds fun.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Not when you intend to drive home after the movie
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Designated Drivers FTW?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
LOL, well when it happened to me I had come by way of my own vehicle so I sort of had to hang out for an hour before my vision fixed itself. Now I’m scared it’ll get stuck like that.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
O_O Ok that would be more than a little scary. I probably would have gone to eat at Kome or something if that happened to me (assuming I was at Century 20 in Daly City)
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Santana Row. We went to a wine bar across the street. They wouldn’t serve me cause they thought I was on something. Can’t blame them.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Wine? psssh You fancy huh?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Yes. Yes I am.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you like to assist a future male nurse fund his education? It would be greatly appreciated _
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
If you read on, I’m currently 80K in debt to uncle sam for law school, so probably not, lol.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tron Legacy had amazing visuals without 3D
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
yeah, the 3d wasn't really neccessary
but I was psyched to finally be able to see it
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I guess its worth a Netflix
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't think so
But it also wasn’t half as bad as most of the summer movies from earlier on last year.
you liked the original but not the new one?!
they were the same movie!
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Exactly
One was revolutionary, the other was eyecandy that didn’t necessarily break ground. And I’m also not 7 anymore, and so the nostalgia factor will not apply in this.
meh
I went in expecting the original with updated graphics and that’s pretty much what it was…I thought it was awesome
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
jeebus
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Yeah, no fun :( My vision is completely wonky – I’m nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other. LOL my depth perception!
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yikes!
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Eh, I only require reading glasses, just 3D is no bueno for me.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
have you tried the new tech?
I’ve never been able to see 3D, since I can only focus out of 1 eye at a time. but something about the new ones is different
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by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m scared to try! =0
I’m afraid my eyes will get stuck that way.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of want to stay up until the final out of tomorrow's game.
Because I don’t want to go to sleep with this.
"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
one thing I love about baseball
there’s always another game tomorrow. NBD. Go watch WS highlights.
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Save me, DVD box set!
"Never a doubt... never a doubt." - Aubrey Huff
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Football we have to wait a whole week (sometimes 2 weeks).
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
exactly.
still remember that one seahawks game 2 years ago that ended the 49ers’ easy playoff hopes. God dammit.
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Garcia in the dirt?
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
no
the fucking bullshit failed reverse and they beat us with a last second FG. I was pissed for weeks after that game
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How about the Shaun Hill at the Arizona 1 yard line as time expires? That one was annoying
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
yes
but we had no shot that year anyways. That game sucked, but the seahawk game ruined our only real playoff shot in 7 or 8 years
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
Just one game. Just one game.
At least Belt made me look not-dumb for starting him in fantasy. My league counts OBP!
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
MINE TOO!!!!
high five baby!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
I'm in this line
Picked him up in the late rounds and he’ll be my permanent UTIL until I can trade Butler for some pitching.
by BusterHomerun on Mar 31, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Start Butler!
Only two wins away.
My adopted son: Jose Casilla.
Man of the Crazy Sink. And owner of a 103 ZiPS ERA+ in 2011.
a dude on twitter replied with "vin scully?" when i said that Miller was the best radio announcer in baseball
I hate vin scully
Vin Scully was good but that was 20 years ago. He needs a color analyst.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I hate Vin Scully. Grew up in Phoenix back in the Phoenix Giants days and the only team we could get on local radio was the Dodgers with Scully and Jerry Dogget - I hated the Dodgers and the airwaves they rode in on, ie. I hated Scully's voice.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I have respect for him but I personally find him a little boring and hard to listen to, I never feel that way with Jon because he’s so engaging
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
I’m kinda here. Maybe I’m too young, but Vin has seemed like he’s had a few marbles missing all the times I’ve listened. Not all, but just a few. Let’s put it this way: he’s the voice of the Los Angeles Dodgers, and I do not talk shit about him.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Mar 31, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
If you were around in the 1980s, he did games for NBC.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
“Around,” yes, “conscious, reasonably knowledgeable baseball fan,” no. First game at Candlestick was 7/1/90, when I was 9 (saw Bonds go deep that day).
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Mar 31, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Boringly, yes.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
This is basically how I feel whenever I listen to Scully nowadays. When he was in his prime, he was awesome. But now, it just seems a little too … tedious to listen to, I suppose.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He was damn good in the 80’s. Now he sounds…old.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I also think he could benefit from having a friend in the booth with him…then maybe he wouldn’t tell us stories about the players we reallllllly don’t need to hear
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
A color analyst could work but I guess since Vin will be retiring after this year or next (he is 83), the Dodgers won’t bother since Vin doesn’t want one.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
How many times has this crusty bastard retired?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. His call of Koufax’s complete game is one of the best calls ever, and probably the best call that wasn’t made in the heat of the moment, but I’ve listened to him and he’s so incredibly boring.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Over the hill
Over the hill.
I respect him and all, but for crying out loud, dude’s way way way over the hill now. He’s prone to droning on about nothing, can be really boring, and sometimes sounds like he’s just pulling things out of his nether regions.
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
CLAAARRRRRKKK CAUGHT IT!!!!
DWIGHT CLARRK!!!!! Any SF fan who hates vin scully doesn’t know what they’re talking about
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
ESPN hires everybody, don't they?
Jamie Moyer is now working for ESPN.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
And John Kruk.
He got his notoriety for being a borderline simpleton AND NOW HE’S AN ANALYST?!
"Sharp grounder hit to Uribe to Thompson, for one, to Clark- DOUBLE PLAY!"
by FanFavoriteNo36 on Mar 31, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's so weird
It’s not like he’s even charismatic on camera (which is clearly what ESPN tends to go for)
Zombie Moyer? He isn't retired, just out for the year with injury.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
WooHoo!!!
6-0 Sharks…
Playoff spot ….clinched!
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Poo-holes went 0 for 5 today
St. Louis has to DFA him, right?
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
3 GIDPs too
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
srsly
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
/waits for Grant Me Mercy to critiqute Pujols' day
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
The season starts tomorrow, right? Is everyone ready for some baseball?!
"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands." -P.T.F. Bat
From the Giants game notes
…Giants’ 1st trip to Southern California has not been kind last 2 seasons, as they went 1-5 on their 1st trip to LA and SD last year and 0-6 in 2009
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Sheeeeeeeit, we opened Pacific Bell Park 0-11 and won the division.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Mar 31, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
2000 was the last season I don’t remember, and as a result I still find the above fact incomprehensible.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
DAMN U KIDS
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
None of my friends remember the XFL. I’m not kidding; I have encountered literally zero people at my school who knew what it was.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
over Pat Barnes and the SF Demons!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Palawaski
or whoever split time with Barnes. I was a big Demons fan.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
by kezargiants on Mar 31, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Then again, the XFL lasted one year. Some adults don’t remember it.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
This is the only thing I remember about it (other than the bad football): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcZZw7LJs0
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
They did contribute to football as a whole though
With their aerial camera. And He Hate Me.
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
What? The Devils won it all!
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And by Devils
I mean Demons.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Demons
got absolutely destroyed in the MDG by the Extreme.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
by kezargiants on Mar 31, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Croixs de Candlestick older than you.
by mrs. owlcroft on Mar 31, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, yes, owlcroft has related stories from long before my birth. When will he be back?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
He related stories from before I was even born.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
The mister was supposed to have tidied up all his work and be back tonight,
but problems arose and he now hopes to start checking in a few days from now. He sends his sincere regrets and looks forward to boring — I mean, to regaling everyone with more stories very soon!
by mrs. owlcroft on Apr 1, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
We may have found a color analyst for Vin Scully!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Not quite that bad
Started 0-6, then won 21 of the next 28.
"Dang it. I hate it when the Giants lose to the Dodgers." -Grant
I don’t mind losing so much. I hate beating ourselves.
"Sharp grounder hit to Uribe to Thompson, for one, to Clark- DOUBLE PLAY!"
by FanFavoriteNo36 on Mar 31, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A
This was the baseball gods evening the score for last year’s game we won when Olivo threw one into LF and Ford scored when Jimenez was dealing.
We’re even. No more of that bullshit.
That was a gift, Dodgers. Enjoy it. You are getting coal and llama turds the rest of the year.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Mar 31, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Way to go Sharkies!
The night wasn’t a complete loss.
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I discovered today that a size 8 cap is different than a size 8 cap a few years ago. The one I purchased today was a bit too big for my head.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You can be a witness for Bonds' defense.
"Sharp grounder hit to Uribe to Thompson, for one, to Clark- DOUBLE PLAY!"
by FanFavoriteNo36 on Mar 31, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And that’s why I always try something on in the store first. I don’t trust the sizes written on the tags
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I still have receipt and took nothing off the hat so I’m going back tomorrow to exchange.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
The Bonds Reversal Effect
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Any chance someone could dig up the Huff "Virgin Islands" meme for me?
pretty please????? I needz a good lulz after tonight’s game
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
ROFLMAO
I can’t believe you actually asked XD
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
that’s how I do! lol
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
i found it hold on!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
REALLY?!?! o_O YAY!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
yeah h/o
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet! holding on….
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
this one right?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
ZOMG! YES!!!!!!!!!!! so very awesome, thank you, my night is now officially improved XD
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
your incredibly welcome!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
Looking at Chase Utley’s stats. His OPS is going down the past four seasons: .976, .915, .905, .832
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It's almost as if players get worse as they get older!
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He’s only 32. Shouldn’t go down from when he’s 28-31.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
second basemen often age earlier
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He's had a few injuries too
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Hi
My name is Jeff Kent and I have a wicked sweet moustache.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Mar 31, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
IDK why, but I lol’d
/traitorstache
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
/breaks wrist while washing truck
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
still, my hate… Kent>Boo-ribe
probably for-ev-er, for-ev-er, for-ev-er…
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
His views on “social issues” is the reason I hate Kent.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I’ve always kind of wanted Jeff Kent’s facial hair.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Are you a 14 year old Irish boy? Well then you’re in luck!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Mar 31, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
he’s been on a definite downward trend. Also, his knee is made of cottage cheese. And the Phillies lost Werth and paid Ryan Howard a FUCKING METRIC ASSLOAD of cash. Things not looking good offensively there
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone seems to be picking the Phillies to go to the World Series. I don’t think they’ll be as good as a lot of people say they will be.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
here's a hint: they won't be
pitching is all fine and dandy, but in that park and with that offense, they’re fucked.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
They'll be fine.
It’s next year when they get fucked. Those ‘aces’ are too old for injury to not be an imminent concern.
My adopted son: Jose Casilla.
Man of the Crazy Sink. And owner of a 103 ZiPS ERA+ in 2011.
they really won't be fine
their lineup is terrible. It’s not even better than ours at this point
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
This is prolly a bad time to mention
that i have kershaw on my fantasy team
woooo?
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Mar 31, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
A true Giants fan would never draft a Dodger.
Unless you forgot to pre-rank players and went autodraft, then you’re fucked. And will be mocked.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
Third Street Kings | Nine Shot First
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't draft broxTON
but he was on the wire and I needed saves. I’m not proud
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I SAID I'M NOT PROUD GODDAMMIT
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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10
by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU TRAITOR!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
You, me, divorce, NOW.
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by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
you sellout..."I didn't DRAFT Fatass Broxton", no, but you kept him.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Groundskeeper Willie says
“GO TO HELL”
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
i have broxTON
not happy.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10
by bondslegend on Mar 31, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Secret Agent Operation Carrot. The cat is out of the bag traitor.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Barry Zito.
BEST CHEERLEADER IN THE GAME.
The San Francisco Giants - YOUR 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS
I blame Zito’s porn stache. Clearly this is all its fault.
The San Francisco Giants: 2010 World Series Champions
MCC: Serious thought provoking questions don’t come flying out of our sarcastic brains quite as quickly as flippant answers
by Prussian Creole on Mar 31, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
am i too late for the freakout?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Mar 31, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Just checking in to say that I'm still annoyed by tonight's loss.
But Grant always makes the razor blade(s) easier to swallow.
how often do you swallow these blades of razor, sounds painful?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
NO OUTSOURCED TONIGHT!?!?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
nooo
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
by kezargiants on Mar 31, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched the last episode about the whole proposal thing. Thought the whole videotape subplot was mediocre.
The videotape was meh, but Charlie was hilarious.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Out of all the shows to choose, you lament Outsourced?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Well, I don’t think anyone else shares my love of Chuck so…
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
although I really don’t see volkoff’s daughter turning evil as a viable plot. She just doesn’t seem evil enough.
I just don’t see Vivian turning evil because she’s just too damn cute to pull off the whole “evil megalomaniac” thing
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Outsourced is like the sixth-best show that airs on NBC on Thursday nights.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Total team loss
Miggy’s error resulted in no DP
Timmy was not sharp
Buster’s throw led to the first run
Bullpen couldn’t keep it an one-run game
Everyone except Miggy K’ed
Meh…tomorrow’s another game
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Holy Shit Tejada didn’t K? Can that be seen as a positive?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
by LincecumFTK on Mar 31, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey at least Timmy plunked Uribe
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Uribe looks like he’s in the best shape of his life.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Mar 31, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That Timmy, giving up 0 ER.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy got lucky a few times…he really should have given up a few runs in first couple of innings.
Hey, Pujols went 0 for 5 with 3 GIDP today.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
to put it lightly
/duck snort
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Mar 31, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
True.
In the end, he wasn’t sharp but still put up 7 very strong innings. It took all of the Giants’ screwups and faults for the Bums to eek out a win.
Wilson out also played a part cuz Romo couldn’t pitch the 8th.
Bright spot:
Belt
and maybe Bochy moves Miggy down to the 8th spot.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Maybe Bochy moves Miggy down to the pine spot.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Mar 31, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Kemp scored both runs off of two of his three walks...gotta stop treating him like Roy Hobbs.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt...
…saw 27 pitches in 4 plate appearances. A very good sign.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
"You never wake up the baby." - E. Renteria, 01 August 2010
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Mar 31, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Anybody know who will be throwing out the first pitch on opening day and singing the national anthem will be?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Going to tomorrow's game, gotta get some rest!
tonight was outrageous McC! hopefully tomorrow we can add a 1 to the WINZ column!
G’night all you crazy kids! :D
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Brian Wilson will face hitters in sim game Sunday, Bochy said. If it goes well, he’ll do it one more time and then be activated.
his DL stint is retroactive so he could be available when the Giants open up at home.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
His oblique says hi.
My adopted son: Jose Casilla.
Man of the Crazy Sink. And owner of a 103 ZiPS ERA+ in 2011.
This loss just devastated me
I’m not sure if I’ll ever recover. Maybe if we win tomorrow though.
This is where my signature goes.
Does anybody know of a reliable web site for streaming sports games? Mine was just seized by homeland security.
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
Are you talking about atdhe.net?
They changed the URL to atdhe.me now.
by imovermyhead on Mar 31, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
firstrow.net
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Feel free to frown
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry Natto! Feel free to delete my comment then.
by imovermyhead on Mar 31, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Coward!
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it your goal to teach the mods that being polite and nice is a bad idea?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 31, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kidding
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I apparently sailed obliviously onward past that…..
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 31, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m aligning myself with the leaders of the coming revolution so that I might be spared when Grant is finally toppled.
by imovermyhead on Mar 31, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll side with Grant and be a counter-revolutionary
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Who gets custody of the llamas when the time comes?
Or will there be a llama draft?
by mrs. owlcroft on Apr 1, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I have to say, I really didn’t enjoy seeing Buster havin’ it.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 31, 2011 11:31 PM PDT reply actions
I think he was pressing. Trying to do too much. The throw down to third was totally unnecessary.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
And the Kemp steal?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
stolen off casilla
Jacob Dunnington
by TimLaser and MattyC on Mar 31, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but that throw was way off target
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Yup, he got a good jump and Casilla took long to get the ball to Buster but he did rush the throw, it bounced a few feet in front of 2B.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
Can't blame that one on Buster. Casilla completely forgot about Kemp...who we just did not want to pitch to. Hell, I think Casilla had him 0-2 before walking him.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no, I wasn’t blaming Buster for the stolen base at all. I was just flabbergasted at how far off target his throw was. I guess I just expect Buster to be perfect even when he gets screwed over.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
I’m not blaming him either, Kemp would have stolen pretty much no matter how good of a throw Posey made but his throw wasn’t great either I was just agreeing with them. Kemp beat the throw by a mile and I was commenting that his throw was very short and bounced a few feet in front of Sanchez.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
My Adopted Giant: Heath Hembree
Was at the game
Pretty much what everyone here said:
- Defense was bad.
- Tejada could’ve planted his feet instead of falling off-balance and winging the ball into RF.
- Posey never needed to throw that ball to 3B. You’re taught that in Little League. I’m sure he knows the difference between aggressive and unnecessarily risky.
- Kershaw was nasty. Guys were jumpy at the plate too though.
- Timmy was dialing it. Routinely hitting 94 with ease. Breaking stuff wasn’t as sharp, hence the fewer K’s, but the Dodgers weren’t hitting anything hard. Couple flairs.
- PtB owns Broxton. I look forward to more of these matchups.
- Belt is as poised as Posey at the plate. So nice to watch players hit with discipline and patient. Reminds me of that Barry guy from a few years back.
Barry Larkin?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Barry Zito?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Mar 31, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry Manilow?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Barry Williams?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Rick Barry?
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
LOL Tom from Myspace
wrote a glowing review of Band of Misfits on Amazon.
I always forget that he’s a diehard giants fan. At the start of myspace his profile said “I only watch giants baseball” under TV but then when it got bought out by FOX it was like “Family Guy, Prison Break, 24, Bones” and i was like damn what a sellout.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
On Sportscenter, Herm Edwards was screaming that it wasn’t fair the Giants had to open on the road vs. the Dodgers. They should have been at home because they won the World Series.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I thought the same thing
But instead we get to start our season on everyone’s favorite road trip.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Mar 31, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB was in on the idea
it was going to be a one off game in The City tonight and then saturday sunday monday at the Latrine…but los doyers said no. I don’t know why they were given the veto power though.
Proud adopted parent of Miguel Tejada. No rings, but dude won the AL MVP once.
Joe Shlabotnik
I always wanted his baseball card. Never could find it and I spent a fortune in bubble gum trying.
Just saw the highlights from the Reds game today
I still really like Dusty Baker
Lineup shakeup tomorrow?
CF Torres
2B Sanchez
RF Huff
C Posey
LF Burrell
1B Belt
3B Sandoval
SS Mehjada
Yes?
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Tejada really should bat 8th
That said, the shuffling of the 6-8 hitters probably has an effect on the order of like one run over the course of a season.
I’m just spitballing, but it’d be cool to see
Torres CF
Belt 1B
Huff RF
Posey C
Burrell LF
Sandoval 3B
Sanchez 2B
Tejada SS
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
This is pretty much my dream lineup, too.
My adopted son: Jose Casilla.
Man of the Crazy Sink. And owner of a 103 ZiPS ERA+ in 2011.
No
CF Torres
2B Sanchez
RF Huff
C Posey
LF Burrell
1B Belt
3B Sandoval
SS DeRosa
by BrianIsAwesome on Apr 1, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha
You think Tejada is bad at SS?
Let’s take a guy who sucks at 2B and who hasn’t played SS regularly in, oh, say, like 10 years. And even then, he played 48 games.
No thanks.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Don't get me wrong
I’m not in love with Miggy. But this is one game, and there really isn’t a much better option at SS within the organization. I guess we just play the waiting game until we try to trade for Jose Reyes.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
The lamps are going dark all over San Francisco
I fear we shall not see them lit again in our lifetimes, or at least until tomorrow at 10pm, or perhaps later than that, but likely within the not-too-distant future.
Gigante. Campeón. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Remember that game you watched yesterday where the Dodgers beat the Giants?
April Fools!!!
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
That didn’t go as well as I had envisioned it.
Is anybody worried about Huff playing RF @ ATT?
Is anybody worried about Panda hitting 8th where the pitcher can pitch around him?
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
I think Panda’s only going to hit 8th vs LHP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hope so. It seems like a perfect spot for Tejada at this point of his career. An agressive hitter that knows a little bit more about a pitcher’s game plan.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Wow, just wow.
ESPN announcers made fun of Pablo’s old weight like 10-15 times last night.
Kickham where it hurts
Last night made me miss Joe Morgan. Because at least when you get Joe Morgan, you get Jon Miller.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yeah, at least Joe Morgan had a reason to brag about too. Bobby Valentine just brags about his work nonstop and talks out his ass. I would prefer Steve Phillips and Joe Morgan to Orel and Bobby.
The other guy (Dan Shulman?) wasn’t bad at all.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 1, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, baseball, whatever...
I had pancakes, sausage, scrambled eggs, and coffee this morning. It was delicious.
Breakfast. Mmmmm
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2011 7:16 AM PDT reply actions
/shakes his head disapprovingly
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
=P
It was an exception! I have to treat myself once in a while.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I had a peanut butter-and-honey sandwich on wheat. It’s an idea I got from someone who shall not be named.
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It was Brian McCann, wasn’t it?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Actually, it was a certain foodie Dodger. But I have to say, he knew what he was talking about. Tasty and high in protein!
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Tape-delayed for the West Coast
Toast with blackberry jam. Probably going to have some oatmeal in a little bit. OH GOD IT’S ORIGINAL FLAVOR D:
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
My secret to oatmeal is to put ovaltine in it. It’s a great way to add a lot of flavor and vitamins without adding TOO much sugar.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
That actually sounds pretty good. I have some instant breakfast. Maybe that would do the trick?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I thought you were a pills & water guy?
But that sounds delicious. I had a blueberry scone & Pike Roast from Starbucks. I then got into my SUV & chatted on my cell phone driving with one hand all the way to work.
Who am I? How did I get here?
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
yogurt with granola
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SHIFT AYYY
Did we win?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Winning is a state of mind.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
Post on facebook by a friend who's a Giant fan
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Padre fan insists he’s the most loyal. “This is for San Diego” he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells “This is for San Francis……co!” and pushes the Dodger fan off the mountain.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by calbearjd on Apr 1, 2011 7:43 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How about this…
A Giants fan, a Padre fan and a Dodger fan are planning to climb a mountain to show their love their teams. On the day of the climb the Giant and Padre fans arrive and begin the journey, half way through the journey the come upon a sand dune. They stop for lunch and the Giant fans suggest they continue on but the Padre fan decides to stay and play in the sand dune for a while, so the Giant fan continues on to summit the mountain alone.
On the trip back down the Giants fan spots two people playing in the sand dune with a giant beach ball.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 1, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Three Giants fans walk out of a bar.
Could happen.
Playoff baseball is fun. We should do this more often.
A Giants fan, a Dodgers fan and a Rockies fan are walking down the street when then unexpectedly see Mat Latos coming the other way
The Rockies fan kicks Mat Latos in the nads and laughs as he crumples to the ground in pain. The Dodgers fan looks down at Mat and steps on one of his hands.
Mat looks at all three incredulously, with a ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ expression on his face and then turns to the Giants fan and says, “Well, what about you? Aren’t you going to do something horrible to me?”
The Giants fan hands $5 to a passing homeless guy who then proceeds to stand on Mat’s head. “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?”, Mat says.
The homeless man answers, “A mercenary.”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
Check out this picture taken of the sun a few days ago.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Here’s a bunch more from the Solar Dynamics Observatory page.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Coolness!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Freddie
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=6279999
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
1/6 is not bad
Not like there is anyone on the farm that can do the job as well for less money next season.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess this means that the Giants aren’t big believers in Brock Bond or Charlie Culberson.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I kinda would have liked to see Bond get a shot.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
MOAR REPLIES TO SELF
Brock Bond Zips projection for 2011: 539 PA .288/.350/.375
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I mean, if we are confident enough in his health to give him an extension, then why not?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
ooh I forgot about this.
Did anyone else catch ESPN say that Belt’s bat was scouted as slow in the minors?
Is that true?
Kickham where it hurts
literally never heard that before
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
what about figurative?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Brian Lawrence
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Neither have I
But based on the way the Dodgers pitched him, that appears to be the scouting report. They were busting him inside with fastballs all game.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 1, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
He should get used to that.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s pretty much the scouting report for all lefties (up and in). He will probably hit a few HR’s off of mistakes that get down in the zone.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Krukow said as much during the radio call, something like “tall lefties will always get pitched inside”.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"I stick to my strengths as opposed to going after everyone’s weaknesses. If you can hit it, come hit it."- Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
And they will continue to be pitched that way until it stops working.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 1, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I just used my fancy new MLB.tv subscription to find. Happens in the 9th inning Orel (I think) says it.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Apr 1, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
The Smithsonian Air and Space Museum’s blog has a cool feature on a baseball game whose players wore spacesuits instead of unis. The purpose was to show off the flexibility of spacesuits being considered for the Mercury program.
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new fanshot
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/4/1/2084679/giants-extend-freddie-sanchez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Giants fans beaten in Latrine parking lot.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Why
would anyone go to a game in LA?
by shaggingflyballs on Apr 1, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that even news any more?
Hope my friends stay safe tonight.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Apr 1, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Reminder to Giants fans
Dodger fans are not trying to engage you in a conversation about baseball.
Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.
by ResDog on Apr 1, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love baseball. I love the Giants, and I’m very passionate about it. Fighting over your favorite baseball team is idiotic. You’re not going to convince the other person to have a change of heart, and you’re really fighting over a bunch of guys who are playing a game. And fighting is inherently dumb anyways.
One flap down.
Since I missed this thread last night...
…I have nothing much to add to the comments above, except:
1) I watched the last four innings on TV, and that was the worst production work on an ESPN baseball telecast I’ve ever seen. I think Shulman’s pretty good, I don’t mind Orel (TWSS!), Bobby Valentine can DIAF, but whoever directed that broadcast should never be allowed near a baseball game again.
2) My head tells me it was just one game out of 162. Hey, you win some, you lose some. Kershaw looked really good last night, and the Giants were shaky defensively. Things happen. And yet because it was Opening Day, and against the Dodgers, I stewed over the loss all last night and this morning, replaying parts of the game in my head like the goddamn Zapruder film. Conclusion: my Giants fandom is already in mid-season form.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Regarding #1… did anyone else notice the echo sound when the field reporter lady was talking?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Yes
In fact, the sound was off the entire game on the surround tracks. The crowd was louder than the announcers. Poor mixing.
by shaggingflyballs on Apr 1, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I read that as I like Satan the first time
I went to the game last night. Picked up some 80 dollar seats, left San Diego at 1:45 (45 minutes delayed of course) and got in our seats just in time to see the bottom of the 4th inning. When people say Dodger Stadium traffic sucks, multiply it mentally by 10. What sucks is watching the 7th inning stretch replay the b2 bomber that flew over your head while you heard it in the car, waiting in line to park.
Anyways… we did the LA thing and left at the bottom of the 8th, at 8pm, so we had a prayer of getting home before midnight, and listened to the game in the car.
It was interesting being heckled by Dodger fans. Guys next to you might smile and say something poking, other groups might get 10 guys to chant Giants suck at you. We left and saw 2 guys fighting in a crowd. 3 guys with Dodger logos (look like they work there) went over to look at it, but the 5 seconds I watched walking away, they did little to stop the fight.
Timmy looked good. In the 6th with the bases juiced, me and my gf both said barajas had no shot in hell, Timmy looked stone cold locked in. Posey didn’t help him much, sigh but he did catch the runner sleeping, so I like the aggression and confidence.
Game 1, Dodgers 1, Giants 0, Eric’s trip to Dodger land 0, LA Traffic 1,000,000
Traffic always wins
Time to repeat in '11!
scumbag dodger fans..
http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_17751396
Apr 1, 2011 … Los Angeles police are looking for two men who beat and critically injured a San Francisco Giants fan in the Dodger Stadium parking lot..
I could maybe, maybe understand it (not really) if the Dodgers had lost. but after a marginal pitcher’s duel-turned-errorfest in which their starter turned in a master performance? just…why bother?
by the human rain delay on Apr 1, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillies
Halladay hasn’t given up a run in four innings. The Four Aces are unstoppable! We are all doomed!!!
by Ice Watter In His Veins! on Apr 1, 2011 10:58 AM PDT reply actions

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